[00:00:00] Well, you know what time it is folks.

[00:00:05] It's the barbecue review.

[00:00:08] We've had we're sitting here.

[00:00:12] We got nine different types of barbecue sauce.

[00:00:15] Yes, case we're talking Casey's masterpiece.

[00:00:17] Man, what happened to Casey masterpiece?

[00:00:20] We're talking Bubba, the one with the black.

[00:00:22] The black guy.

[00:00:23] Sweet baby rays.

[00:00:24] Sweet baby rays.

[00:00:25] The blue.

[00:00:26] The black guy.

[00:00:27] The black guy one is stubs.

[00:00:30] That's right.

[00:00:31] Stubs.

[00:00:32] I've been to the stubs.

[00:00:33] Factory?

[00:00:34] In Austin?

[00:00:35] Yeah, there's a it's named after the actual black.

[00:00:38] There's like a music venue there too.

[00:00:40] That they used to not let in there.

[00:00:42] Sit out.

[00:00:43] Sit out front.

[00:00:44] Damn dude.

[00:00:45] Was there was there segregated barbecue?

[00:00:47] Did black barbecue get the best barbecue?

[00:00:49] No, barbecue the best barbecue is the black bar is like the right the best barbecue you

[00:00:55] like you can find is you go to this place and it looks like these people recently found

[00:01:00] out that they're not slaves anymore.

[00:01:02] I think you sent me that in Austin, right?

[00:01:04] The rays used to be my spot.

[00:01:06] I used to love rays.

[00:01:07] I love dannies too.

[00:01:08] And I'm okay.

[00:01:09] That was a good spot.

[00:01:10] I went to some shack that looked like shit and it's delectable.

[00:01:14] That's good.

[00:01:15] That's good barbecue dude.

[00:01:16] It's a fucked up, you know, Sam's on 12th.

[00:01:19] That's a good barbecue.

[00:01:20] How is Texas different than like the Carolinas?

[00:01:23] That Texas is no, there's no, I mean there's a sauce on the side usually.

[00:01:28] Uh huh.

[00:01:29] And it's usually like, yeah, they just fucking smoke the shit out of it to the fat like soaks

[00:01:34] into the lean meat.

[00:01:35] And Carolinas got that vinegary shit.

[00:01:38] That's North Carolina.

[00:01:40] And then South Carolina is like a mustardy shit.

[00:01:43] I'm probably wrong.

[00:01:44] So why did you ask if you already knew the difference?

[00:01:46] And Kansas City is the one that we have.

[00:01:50] That's like the barbecue.

[00:01:51] That's the dry rope.

[00:01:52] Oh no, that's barbecue.

[00:01:53] Kansas City barbecue and Texas barbecue are more similar than Texas is the Carolina barbecue.

[00:01:59] And then Maryland has its own barbecue too.

[00:02:01] Pizzies?

[00:02:02] It's a pit beef.

[00:02:03] Yeah, but that's included.

[00:02:04] There's in the four in the hierarchy of barbecue, American barbecue.

[00:02:08] I don't like that because it's a completely different experience.

[00:02:11] Yeah.

[00:02:12] Chaps, shots out the chaps pit beef.

[00:02:14] We should have gone there.

[00:02:15] Shout out rescinded.

[00:02:16] No, this is not, that's not, I'm not approving.

[00:02:18] I'm not approving that.

[00:02:19] Same shit.

[00:02:20] Shout out the chaps pit.

[00:02:23] Absolutely incorrect.

[00:02:24] I had the same parking lot as the gold's, the gentleman's club.

[00:02:27] Yeah.

[00:02:28] The gold club.

[00:02:29] You bring the work out.

[00:02:30] You can lift weights and stare at girls.

[00:02:32] Yeah, that's the perfect gym.

[00:02:34] We're taking out all the mirrors and putting in windows where a sex trafficked woman is

[00:02:40] forced to undress a gunpoint.

[00:02:43] Do you lift better with the boner?

[00:02:44] With her through a Russian tears.

[00:02:46] I saw a video where it's like a guy.

[00:02:48] He takes a Viagra.

[00:02:49] No, no.

[00:02:50] He's not messing with a woman sitting on his cock.

[00:02:52] I mean, not his bare cock.

[00:02:53] Oh, that's like a type of porn.

[00:02:55] No, no, no, it's not porn.

[00:02:56] He's just, because he's getting stimulated, you know, he's got a woman, a woman's pussy

[00:03:02] near him.

[00:03:03] That makes him lift better?

[00:03:04] Makes him lift better.

[00:03:05] It, it, it releases testosterone.

[00:03:08] And that's why I always lift shirtless doing the bench press, getting my big sucked every

[00:03:12] time.

[00:03:14] And that's why I've seen the kind of gains that you guys are noticing.

[00:03:17] I downloaded the Gran Turismo demo.

[00:03:20] The new one comes out in a week.

[00:03:23] Gran Turismo sucks my dick, dude.

[00:03:24] Fuck racing games.

[00:03:25] That's not need for speed, dude.

[00:03:26] Yeah, well, you get that VR helmet.

[00:03:28] You plug that shit on.

[00:03:29] You sit out in the living room, you know, fucking knock all your roomage shit over.

[00:03:35] Yep.

[00:03:36] Because you have to punch.

[00:03:37] It's a punching.

[00:03:38] Yeah, it's a car.

[00:03:39] I like, I always wanted those pedals.

[00:03:41] I always wanted the fucking pedals.

[00:03:43] From the arcade.

[00:03:44] Oh, I guess, yeah, you can even fucking, I don't think you can even play this without the

[00:03:49] VR.

[00:03:50] Oh, you can do standards, right?

[00:03:52] No, those are color settings.

[00:03:55] Oh, interesting.

[00:03:57] Oh, cool.

[00:03:59] Yeah, I used to like cruising USA.

[00:04:02] Oh my God, I went to fucking Skatelyn.

[00:04:05] Again, shots out to the Skatelyn on Putty Hill with their fucking bullshit ass pizza that

[00:04:10] was still delicious as hell.

[00:04:11] You read that pizza that was just like, flattish shit, and you can see each individual square

[00:04:17] of tiny ass cheese.

[00:04:19] You know what I'm saying?

[00:04:21] Yeah, that's like cafeteria.

[00:04:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:04:24] Were we talking about CCC's pizza earlier?

[00:04:27] Yeah, you mentioned it.

[00:04:28] CCC's and one to go there.

[00:04:29] Damn.

[00:04:30] Did you go to a skateland, Nick?

[00:04:31] Skatelyn?

[00:04:32] Is it, was it a roller rink?

[00:04:34] Yes.

[00:04:35] It was a chain of roller rinks in Baltimore.

[00:04:36] I think my step sister used, I remember my dad picking her up from a, but that always

[00:04:43] seemed gay to me.

[00:04:44] Oh, yeah.

[00:04:45] Roller rink?

[00:04:46] Yeah, why would you even ask me if I had done that?

[00:04:49] What part of me do you think went to a roller skating rink?

[00:04:52] You didn't go to birthday parties?

[00:04:53] You came to go.

[00:04:54] Like you had fucking, you guys do whatever you wanted when you were.

[00:04:57] I was never invited to any birthday parties.

[00:04:59] I didn't go to a, I didn't go to a birthday party until I was 27 years old.

[00:05:03] He's lying.

[00:05:04] You definitely went to some child birthday parties, come on.

[00:05:08] What's the most memorable party as a child?

[00:05:11] For like my birthday?

[00:05:12] My own birthday.

[00:05:13] Um, I think we already did this.

[00:05:15] We did this, but yeah, we talked about it.

[00:05:17] Birthday party to bowling alley and I ran into a friend of mine that hadn't seen in

[00:05:21] like a year and a half.

[00:05:22] It just happened to be at the bowling alley.

[00:05:24] From the YMCA day camp.

[00:05:27] Nice.

[00:05:28] YMCA.

[00:05:29] Classic day camp.

[00:05:32] My main memory from that is when kid trying to blow up a used condom he found on the ground.

[00:05:37] I used.

[00:05:38] As if it were a balloon.

[00:05:40] Yes.

[00:05:41] Well, yeah, it's not, it wasn't like a fresh condom just opened and then discarded.

[00:05:45] We never know the fits not right.

[00:05:47] Yeah.

[00:05:48] And that was all the time.

[00:05:50] All the time.

[00:05:51] By the way, I saw an ad for some Facebook company that was like, uh, oh, we had, we

[00:05:56] should have the perfect size condom just sent, you know, whatever.

[00:05:59] It's like, I just want cock measurements and they make you like a, they have like different

[00:06:04] size.

[00:06:05] I don't want a different size.

[00:06:06] I don't want to know what size my condoms are.

[00:06:08] No, Magnum every time.

[00:06:09] Yeah.

[00:06:10] I know I'm comfortable with my double wide extra long magnums that I always use.

[00:06:14] Just baggy ass.

[00:06:15] Maggiums.

[00:06:16] A little snug.

[00:06:17] Yes.

[00:06:18] But, you know, baggy pants, baggy magnums is fashion.

[00:06:21] And the MBA stitches on all my fucking, my condoms.

[00:06:25] I got that.

[00:06:27] I saw a pack of denim condoms.

[00:06:29] No, you didn't.

[00:06:30] Denim condoms.

[00:06:31] I didn't know what to make of it.

[00:06:32] It was increased.

[00:06:33] I don't think it could have possibly been made out of denim.

[00:06:36] I don't think that will protect from jeans.

[00:06:38] Like they made it seem like maybe it was a blue condom.

[00:06:42] You guys ever used those colored condoms?

[00:06:44] Yeah.

[00:06:45] Like they give away at school.

[00:06:46] Yeah, school.

[00:06:47] They have like red ones and like, yeah, looks like your dick is bloody.

[00:06:50] Your dick is like pink.

[00:06:51] Yeah, it's weird.

[00:06:52] You know, pink is unusual.

[00:06:53] I think like both you have pink dicks.

[00:06:54] I got a nice tan guy.

[00:06:56] I'm adjusting the saturation on the image for his.

[00:07:01] Well, that's the, Gran Turismo is more of a photography game than they.

[00:07:05] Yeah.

[00:07:06] That is kind of a striking image.

[00:07:07] It's all about the DP work.

[00:07:09] Oh, I know a little bit about DP.

[00:07:14] Director of photography.

[00:07:16] Anyway, colored condoms, where were we?

[00:07:20] I remember in seventh grade, they gave those away and I beat off into one thinking, well,

[00:07:26] any moment now I'll be having a lot of sex.

[00:07:28] So I better get used to what condoms feel like on my heart.

[00:07:31] I remember using a condom one time and I fucked this girl for like maybe like 10 minutes

[00:07:37] or something and I didn't come.

[00:07:38] So I just took the condom off and put it in my pocket and I kept it in there.

[00:07:43] How are you wearing a pocket?

[00:07:45] What?

[00:07:46] No, you were fucking.

[00:07:47] It is later.

[00:07:48] Oh, later.

[00:07:49] I mean, I kept I saved it because I'm like, we're going to get another condom.

[00:07:53] Oh, wait.

[00:07:54] I just had a used condom in my pocket.

[00:07:57] Like fucking immigrants rinsing out glad bags.

[00:08:00] Yeah.

[00:08:01] They're saying, right.

[00:08:02] Oh, that's hilarious.

[00:08:03] Yeah.

[00:08:04] Dude, how was, so you fuck your vitamins didn't come and you were like, all right, well, yeah,

[00:08:13] you went home?

[00:08:14] No, I mean, I went about my day.

[00:08:16] I mean, this I had the condom on my pocket for like the next day.

[00:08:19] Because you never know when you're going to fuck.

[00:08:22] Yeah, I remember just being at work with that condom in my pocket.

[00:08:26] I used to work with a guy.

[00:08:28] No, I was just working in a grocery store.

[00:08:31] I had a, I worked with a guy that a whole cut in the inside of his pocket so he could

[00:08:35] jack off his dick while women were in line at the grocery store and a pizza restaurant.

[00:08:42] Oh, I had a pizza restaurant.

[00:08:43] What the?

[00:08:44] Well, you got the high counters.

[00:08:46] You got the high counters.

[00:08:47] This is a good plan.

[00:08:48] Was it like a sex fiend?

[00:08:50] The views, yeah, he was just sort of a piece of shit, I guess.

[00:08:55] Damn.

[00:08:56] Damn.

[00:08:57] So movies, reviews.

[00:08:58] We're going to watch baby driver after this.

[00:09:01] Yeah, I know.

[00:09:02] So that you can't review a movie you haven't seen.

[00:09:04] Well, we can review what we think it's going to be about.

[00:09:08] I'm like, it's like, it's so hell gourd.

[00:09:10] Scoot over.

[00:09:11] It's not a room.

[00:09:13] Nick was sitting on his kitchen.

[00:09:15] It was sitting on a hardback chair.

[00:09:16] And now he's going into lounge mode.

[00:09:19] Yeah.

[00:09:20] My good financial Al Gore tenant, Jamie Foxx.

[00:09:23] Who's the sexy woman and baby driver?

[00:09:27] Is there one?

[00:09:29] Uh, uh, Tawny Cataine.

[00:09:31] Whoa.

[00:09:32] Uh, dude.

[00:09:33] White snake.

[00:09:34] Yeah.

[00:09:35] I got a white snake for you.

[00:09:37] Nice.

[00:09:38] Thanks, man.

[00:09:39] That's like, you know, when T-Mank used to throw him off the backboard.

[00:09:41] That was cool.

[00:09:42] It was self-tidunk.

[00:09:43] Yeah.

[00:09:44] That's what I just did.

[00:09:45] You gave yourself the assist.

[00:09:46] You said white snake and then I said, I got a white snake for you.

[00:09:48] I thought you said it was a tamb snake.

[00:09:50] I mean, come on, man.

[00:09:51] It doesn't work for the joke.

[00:09:53] But I got to fucking teach you everything, man.

[00:09:56] It is kind of...

[00:09:57] Oh, guys, shout out to everyone that came to the show last night.

[00:10:00] Yeah, that was a banger.

[00:10:01] It was a really, really good one.

[00:10:03] And before I forget, the next show is the 23rd of October.

[00:10:08] So people say I never tell them when the shows are.

[00:10:11] Yeah, well, we did a horrific job this time.

[00:10:13] Yeah, we posted the line up at four.

[00:10:15] At four PM or four PM.

[00:10:17] Yeah.

[00:10:18] Yeah, that's our bad.

[00:10:19] We're going to be better about it moving forward.

[00:10:22] We probably won't be better about it, but please come to the show.

[00:10:25] The show was still very fun, even though we were lazy.

[00:10:28] So what do you celebrate on Columbus Day?

[00:10:31] Italian heritage.

[00:10:32] A couple of fucking...

[00:10:33] You know, a couple nosy tribesmen getting what's theirs.

[00:10:37] Right, they didn't...

[00:10:38] What they deserved coming out.

[00:10:39] But what part of Columbus's life are you celebrating?

[00:10:42] I don't understand.

[00:10:43] The discovery of America, which he discovered what, like Dominican Republic or somewhere.

[00:10:48] Uh, he's fine.

[00:10:50] Uh, Columbia dumbass.

[00:10:51] That's why it's named after him.

[00:10:53] No, he did.

[00:10:54] Well, he discovered the Dominican Republic.

[00:10:56] No.

[00:10:57] Yeah.

[00:10:58] He did?

[00:10:59] Yeah.

[00:11:00] He was named after him.

[00:11:01] Obviously, someone hasn't seen Narcos.

[00:11:03] And they're not familiar with who Christopher Columbus is.

[00:11:06] The star of Narcos.

[00:11:08] I saw Narcos.

[00:11:10] It's...

[00:11:11] Narcos is a show about Christopher Columbus.

[00:11:13] Yeah.

[00:11:14] He was a snitch.

[00:11:15] He's a heavy-lidded Brazilian guy.

[00:11:18] Ooh.

[00:11:19] Who plays, uh...

[00:11:21] Pablo Escobar.

[00:11:22] Oh, Escobar.

[00:11:23] Oh, Escobar.

[00:11:24] Oh, Escobar.

[00:11:25] The show is about Christopher Columbus.

[00:11:27] But he played...

[00:11:28] Christopher Columbus plays Pablo Escobar.

[00:11:30] Yeah.

[00:11:31] Yeah, Christopher Columbus was the world's first actor.

[00:11:33] Oh, okay.

[00:11:34] And he was portraying the role of the drug dealer that would happen, like, 400 years later.

[00:11:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:11:40] He came...

[00:11:41] Oh, Christopher Columbus.

[00:11:42] He sailed from Italy to Mexico.

[00:11:44] Right.

[00:11:45] Landed in...

[00:11:46] Landed in Mexico.

[00:11:47] He started acting.

[00:11:49] He invented acting.

[00:11:50] In Mexico.

[00:11:51] And a lot of people say he stole acting from the natives.

[00:11:54] That's why they were always nude all the time, is because they were caming.

[00:11:58] Yeah, the first...

[00:11:59] Yeah.

[00:12:00] The first acting is caming.

[00:12:02] Yeah.

[00:12:03] My name is struggling actress.

[00:12:05] I am chief struggling actress.

[00:12:09] Please look at my wind pussy.

[00:12:11] Ten...

[00:12:12] I have pulled all the feathers out of my wind pussy.

[00:12:17] The great spirit of tokens will be bestowed upon me if I do my rain dance by placing the

[00:12:25] Hitachi directly on my asshole until I squirt.

[00:12:31] You just got the feather fucking the head dress on these dick.

[00:12:38] Yeah, the Native Americans love caming.

[00:12:40] That's their whole thing.

[00:12:41] I did not know that.

[00:12:42] Is that...

[00:12:43] Yeah, there's, like, cool unreservations.

[00:12:44] Is that...

[00:12:45] The wind chime?

[00:12:46] A big pussy that just...

[00:12:48] No, that was the sound of tokens being deposited in their account.

[00:12:52] I get it.

[00:12:55] It sounds exactly like...

[00:12:57] Wow.

[00:12:58] I'm chief molested by him.

[00:13:01] What the fuck does that have to do with cars?

[00:13:04] What was it?

[00:13:05] So it's just, it's playing all these, like, you know, screensaver images.

[00:13:08] And it says 2012, CERN discovers the Higgs boson.

[00:13:13] That made cars faster.

[00:13:16] But this Higgs bosac.

[00:13:17] Yeah, I got a Higgs boson for you.

[00:13:21] The smallest particle in the world.

[00:13:23] That's what it is, right?

[00:13:24] It's an elementary particle.

[00:13:26] I think it, like, splits something and it makes a lot of energy.

[00:13:29] Sure.

[00:13:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:13:31] You can fucking watch it.

[00:13:32] You can observe it.

[00:13:34] And call it the God particle.

[00:13:36] Yeah, what the fuck is that about?

[00:13:38] Didn't they say they might have fucked up reality?

[00:13:40] Hmm?

[00:13:41] From the Higgs...

[00:13:42] Like Donald Trump's president?

[00:13:43] I saw a tweet that said that.

[00:13:45] Because of the Higgs boson?

[00:13:46] Like that, yeah.

[00:13:47] Whose tweet was that?

[00:13:48] I couldn't tell you.

[00:13:49] Some fucking clown.

[00:13:50] I couldn't tell.

[00:13:51] I think it was one of those...

[00:13:54] They warned us that after they did this it might alter reality and they were like, wait

[00:13:58] a second, dt, Donald Trump.

[00:14:02] And the country that's being the Falcons.

[00:14:04] Yeah, but if you look at, like, all the stuff that people are upset about are actually good

[00:14:10] things.

[00:14:11] And being president is a good thing.

[00:14:12] Very good.

[00:14:13] Yeah.

[00:14:14] I mean, there hasn't been a single negative consequence.

[00:14:17] Absolutely.

[00:14:18] Business is up.

[00:14:19] He's handled Puerto Rico perfectly.

[00:14:20] Shooting's a down.

[00:14:21] He crushed one big one.

[00:14:23] Considering that there was only one shooting this year.

[00:14:27] He was in the last eight months.

[00:14:28] It was a doozy.

[00:14:30] It was a doozy.

[00:14:31] But I mean...

[00:14:32] I did get his money's worth.

[00:14:33] Obama was seven.

[00:14:34] That's a stock stock.

[00:14:35] Obama was seven fucking shootings every two weeks.

[00:14:38] Yeah.

[00:14:39] Well, actually...

[00:14:40] I'm gonna flip that around.

[00:14:41] We all know every shooting is a false flag.

[00:14:43] False flag.

[00:14:44] When Trump doesn't have his shit together, man, he's only been able to get one false flag.

[00:14:48] Well, he's protecting people.

[00:14:50] He's not interested in false flag.

[00:14:51] He loves credit too much to do false flag operations.

[00:14:55] Oh, that's so true.

[00:14:56] It would be great if he just fucks up and he's like, you know, people are calling him

[00:15:01] incompetent.

[00:15:02] And he's like, oh, yeah, well, I'm not going to say anything.

[00:15:04] But let's just say Stephen Paddock had a little bit of help.

[00:15:08] So from me.

[00:15:10] You couldn't have done it without me.

[00:15:14] He stabilized itself.

[00:15:16] Right.

[00:15:17] You think that this whole gun control in Las Vegas, it was going to happen on its own?

[00:15:22] No.

[00:15:23] I just set things up.

[00:15:26] I called my buddy Stephen.

[00:15:28] I know him from Gamblers Anonymous.

[00:15:30] I used to bet on Portuguese pussy.

[00:15:33] You don't even know what that is.

[00:15:36] I don't even remember.

[00:15:37] So that's how little I care about walking out that riff.

[00:15:43] That 38% that I'm not taking.

[00:15:51] Taking a check swing on that one.

[00:15:54] Yeah.

[00:15:55] The, what is it?

[00:15:56] 35% of people that like love him no matter what?

[00:15:59] I think even if they found that out, they'd be like, oh, you know, you had to do what

[00:16:03] he had to do.

[00:16:04] What would he have to do to get people to hate him?

[00:16:06] Do you think if there was a video of him getting his dick sucked by a baby?

[00:16:10] No, he, it's numbers go up.

[00:16:13] No, legit.

[00:16:14] I'm getting a dick sucked by a baby.

[00:16:15] By a baby is yeah, a little fun.

[00:16:17] It's weird to say it that way.

[00:16:19] Getting your dick sucked by a baby.

[00:16:20] A baby wouldn't know how to suck dick.

[00:16:22] I'm not fucking a baby in the mouth.

[00:16:23] Sure.

[00:16:24] What about a seven year old?

[00:16:25] Would that ruin him?

[00:16:26] Probably.

[00:16:27] How 16?

[00:16:28] I think he's fine.

[00:16:29] If he gets caught with a six.

[00:16:30] It'd be great if he'd be fine.

[00:16:32] He, he, he fucks a, he fucks a baby in a mouth.

[00:16:35] And there's some pollster that's like, we have to gain control of this.

[00:16:38] We have to say that he got caught letting a baby suck his dick.

[00:16:45] The baby was a makeover.

[00:16:46] Getting his dick sucked by a baby.

[00:16:48] Put the, put the action on the baby.

[00:16:50] Yeah, Frank Luntz can come up with that.

[00:16:54] Luntz, Luntz transforms.

[00:16:56] And he couldn't find the pacifier.

[00:16:57] Luntz transforms from the cookie jar he lives as normally.

[00:17:01] And then he looks like shit.

[00:17:03] He animorphs into, he's like a halfway in between.

[00:17:06] Like if, if Patton Oswalt was going to an amorph into a cookie jar, he's like the middle.

[00:17:11] Yeah.

[00:17:12] Like the middle white, you know, right in the middle is a cover of the book.

[00:17:17] Oh fuck dude.

[00:17:19] Yeah.

[00:17:20] Luntz baby.

[00:17:21] He looks a lot like Luntz from a 30 rock.

[00:17:23] That's my take.

[00:17:24] Yeah.

[00:17:25] Remember that show, Third Rock from the Sun?

[00:17:28] That was a good show.

[00:17:29] That was, that was okay.

[00:17:31] Yeah.

[00:17:32] I used to be, I used to be bugged out that they said that she was a man, like in her alien

[00:17:36] form.

[00:17:37] Oh, but she was trans.

[00:17:39] She was the lady.

[00:17:41] The lady from Third Rock from the Sun?

[00:17:43] Third Rock, yes.

[00:17:44] It was a game.

[00:17:45] Groundbreaking.

[00:17:46] A manly jaw too.

[00:17:47] Like you could, you could buy that she was a convincing M to F. She was an alien who assumed

[00:17:54] a female form.

[00:17:55] I think we all have the actual, the actual actress.

[00:17:58] Yeah.

[00:17:59] I used to think that when that guy was a kid he was cool.

[00:18:02] JGL?

[00:18:03] Yeah.

[00:18:04] And now that he's an adult, he's so fucking embarrassing.

[00:18:07] He's such a fedora guy.

[00:18:09] He was good as the cop and what was it?

[00:18:12] Bay of Batman.

[00:18:13] Oh yeah, he was in that.

[00:18:15] And then I didn't see Don Juan, but it's supposed to be good.

[00:18:17] Is that about jacking off too much?

[00:18:19] I saw part of it and out here's my review.

[00:18:22] Scarlett Johansson's taste, we're looking luxurious.

[00:18:24] Okay.

[00:18:25] Show some respect.

[00:18:26] Okay.

[00:18:27] I will never see anything she listens to this.

[00:18:30] Fuck that dude.

[00:18:31] I will not censor any aspect of this podcast.

[00:18:34] I will never say titties aren't luscious.

[00:18:36] For the sake of Scarlett Johansson, if you're listening, Scarlett, go fuck yourself.

[00:18:41] No, no, no, no, Scarlett, what's up?

[00:18:43] We're going to comment on your body.

[00:18:45] DM me.

[00:18:46] Weinstein style, baby.

[00:18:48] Did you hear the Harvey Weinstein podcast?

[00:18:52] Did you hear the recording that came out today?

[00:18:54] No.

[00:18:55] It was rough.

[00:18:56] I'm not.

[00:18:57] The rest of us don't spend our time furiously Googling a Jewish rapist caught.

[00:19:02] Right.

[00:19:03] You know, how do I have a Google alert?

[00:19:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:19:09] Did they find the Google doc?

[00:19:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:19:11] Did they find the email chain?

[00:19:12] Yeah, I have a Google alert set up for anytime a Jew is accused of rape.

[00:19:16] Did they get the email?

[00:19:18] No, he's just like, he's just talking to this woman.

[00:19:20] He's like, don't ruin our friendship.

[00:19:22] Please don't ruin our friendship.

[00:19:23] He's like trying to get her to come into a hotel room with him.

[00:19:26] He's like, I just need five minutes.

[00:19:28] You're embarrassing me right now.

[00:19:29] Come into the hotel.

[00:19:30] Yeah, dude, it's fucking, it's like, it's really sad.

[00:19:34] It's like fucked up.

[00:19:35] And he just what?

[00:19:36] He wants massages.

[00:19:38] Front massages?

[00:19:39] No, I mean, he's, he wanted some fucked up shit.

[00:19:41] Apparently he was doing like Nazi.

[00:19:43] I hope I get caught sexually abusing elderly Chinese men who had been forced to massage.

[00:19:48] Oh, yeah, you said that the other day.

[00:19:52] Would you force him Chinese made him a massager?

[00:19:54] If I could have, first of all, I know slavery is wrong, but when it comes to the Chinese,

[00:20:01] they love working.

[00:20:03] They love, they do.

[00:20:04] They love to work for nothing.

[00:20:06] It's their favorite thing.

[00:20:07] You give them a box to live in and you say 12 hours a day, get these fucking knots out

[00:20:12] of my rhomboids.

[00:20:13] And that is, that is heaven to them.

[00:20:16] Yeah, that is the, that is peak Chinese existence.

[00:20:20] A little jade in that box.

[00:20:22] Oh, yeah.

[00:20:23] I don't even know what that is.

[00:20:24] You want a piece of eucalyptus?

[00:20:25] Yeah, exactly.

[00:20:26] You treat them like a bug you found.

[00:20:27] Just put them in a two liter.

[00:20:29] You get a whole Chinese family, you get put them in there with some grass and a stick.

[00:20:33] They like that.

[00:20:34] Oh, yes.

[00:20:35] You know, and, and then one day they'll turn into butterflies.

[00:20:39] That's right.

[00:20:40] And by that, I mean Japanese people.

[00:20:43] The ultimate form of Asian.

[00:20:45] It's just, yeah, that's the Pokemon.

[00:20:48] Chinese is number one.

[00:20:49] I want to be the very best type of Asia.

[00:20:56] To go from Chinese to Japanese is the thing we all want to do.

[00:21:03] Fuck being Chinese.

[00:21:05] Yeah.

[00:21:06] Yeah.

[00:21:07] Yeah.

[00:21:08] It's the third one.

[00:21:09] I wish I wasn't Chinese.

[00:21:11] Okay.

[00:21:12] Pokemon.

[00:21:20] Wow, that is, that's, that's high concept.

[00:21:24] That's one of our good bits.

[00:21:27] Are you, are you mad about it?

[00:21:28] Cause you weren't involved.

[00:21:29] No, fine.

[00:21:30] I think it's really funny.

[00:21:31] Damn, do you want to be laughing about that song?

[00:21:37] Dude, Asian people are so racist.

[00:21:40] So they're types of Asian people.

[00:21:41] Yeah.

[00:21:42] They got a strict caste system.

[00:21:43] Yeah.

[00:21:44] That's not news.

[00:21:45] Yeah.

[00:21:46] So I liked it.

[00:21:47] Nobody gives a shit.

[00:21:48] Not news yet.

[00:21:49] No people know that.

[00:21:50] No, it was on the front cover the times today.

[00:21:55] What happened in the break?

[00:21:56] The British baking show that guy turned out to be.

[00:21:59] Paul Hollywood?

[00:22:00] No, he just, for a party dressed up like a Nazi and people acting like he's a real Nazi.

[00:22:06] You know what though?

[00:22:07] I don't know if I fuck with Paul Hollywood, man.

[00:22:08] Honestly, I don't fuck with him because of his baking show hosting technique.

[00:22:13] I think he's like good.

[00:22:14] No, he wanted to fuck that girl in season two real hard.

[00:22:18] He was, he's easy, dude.

[00:22:20] He's a scumbag.

[00:22:21] He's got some wine steaming in him.

[00:22:23] He's pulled some wine steaming.

[00:22:24] Oh, I'm sure.

[00:22:25] Yeah.

[00:22:26] You know, he's asking when this is something.

[00:22:27] I hope Adam is successful in the entertainment industry only so those accusations come out

[00:22:33] when they do and they will.

[00:22:36] I hope you, I hope you become a very successful millionaire, producer or whatever it is.

[00:22:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:22:43] Just for the accusations.

[00:22:44] Just for you to be taken down.

[00:22:45] Thanks.

[00:22:46] Thanks, pal.

[00:22:47] Yeah.

[00:22:48] Thanks for the support.

[00:22:51] Thanks a lot.

[00:22:52] I mean, I do think it's only fair.

[00:22:55] That's just what I know.

[00:22:56] Every time a Muslim does terrorism, I think that all Muslims should apologize.

[00:23:01] I think every time a Jew does rape, all Jews.

[00:23:04] All Muslims should apologize.

[00:23:06] I'm going to remember the most important.

[00:23:11] So on behalf of all Jews, I'm very sorry.

[00:23:16] That's an official statement.

[00:23:18] I'm sorry.

[00:23:19] There's some real Jewies.

[00:23:21] It is a shame though, because Miramax does make some fucking bangers.

[00:23:24] Well, his brother, no, it was political.

[00:23:26] His brother wanted him out.

[00:23:28] Really?

[00:23:29] Yeah.

[00:23:30] People have known he's a rapist for fucking 40 years.

[00:23:31] It's like Cosby.

[00:23:32] It's like this was the convenient time for it to come out that he was a rapist.

[00:23:37] The Times had a story.

[00:23:39] The Times had a story like 10 years ago that got fucking squashed.

[00:23:43] Oh, right.

[00:23:44] I haven't been following it all, but everyone's mad at Matt Damon for doing it.

[00:23:49] Matt Damon's crushed it.

[00:23:50] Matt Damon's.

[00:23:51] He's Jason Bourne way into the Times.

[00:23:52] He snaps him next.

[00:23:54] Yeah, Matt Damon did suck him off.

[00:23:56] Yeah.

[00:23:57] That's how he got fucking nuts.

[00:23:58] What's his name?

[00:23:59] Terry Cruz came forward today.

[00:24:00] Yeah, he said he got his cocker up dead apart.

[00:24:02] He's like, yeah, I was at a party last year.

[00:24:04] It's some executive grab by cock.

[00:24:05] I was like, what if his wife didn't eat that?

[00:24:08] You know that's a gay Jewish guy.

[00:24:10] Well, that's not a gay Jewish guy.

[00:24:13] Yeah.

[00:24:14] I mean, there's a lot of women being harassed and then there's a lot of men, but there's

[00:24:18] also a lot of men.

[00:24:19] Man's rights.

[00:24:20] Man's rights.

[00:24:21] Man's have it worse.

[00:24:22] Man's have it worse.

[00:24:23] Finally.

[00:24:24] Yes.

[00:24:25] Can we get to the important thing here?

[00:24:26] We have it worse.

[00:24:27] Terry Cruz got his cock touched.

[00:24:28] Yeah.

[00:24:29] Yeah.

[00:24:30] Which is way worse.

[00:24:31] I mean, that's not D.

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:34] And exchange for his role on Friday.

[00:24:35] Yeah.

[00:24:36] So, you know, some guy named Finkle Fight Jewish person.

[00:24:41] What was that name?

[00:24:45] Finkle Fight Jewish.

[00:24:47] Oh, I know him, dude.

[00:24:51] He said, yeah, yeah.

[00:24:53] Fivish Finkle.

[00:24:54] Yeah.

[00:24:55] Fivish Finkle.

[00:24:56] Yeah, that guy's.

[00:24:57] Yeah, you don't want to accuse him.

[00:24:58] Poor Fival.

[00:24:59] He's dead, I think.

[00:25:00] I think he's dead.

[00:25:01] I fucked that cock.

[00:25:02] Yeah, he's a fucking right.

[00:25:04] It wasn't.

[00:25:05] You know what?

[00:25:06] It's time to stand up for what's right.

[00:25:08] Have you ever been sexually assaulted?

[00:25:11] Or assaulted.

[00:25:12] In the biz.

[00:25:13] Or harassed.

[00:25:14] Yeah.

[00:25:15] Yeah.

[00:25:16] Yeah.

[00:25:17] There's this guy who took me in a hotel room and made me wash him jack up.

[00:25:23] Remember our musical duo?

[00:25:26] Really?

[00:25:28] No.

[00:25:30] No, my career sucks.

[00:25:33] I haven't been.

[00:25:34] True.

[00:25:35] Yeah.

[00:25:36] Well, Nick does rape you.

[00:25:37] That's true.

[00:25:38] He makes me verbally.

[00:25:40] You're the...

[00:25:41] No, I'm nice to you now.

[00:25:44] Wasn't there a boy band?

[00:25:46] No.

[00:25:47] Who fucked everyone in the boy?

[00:25:48] Like he would fuck one kid in the boy band.

[00:25:49] Yeah, the guy who did Backstreet Boys.

[00:25:52] Backstreet?

[00:25:53] Yeah.

[00:25:54] Yeah, he fucked...

[00:25:55] I forget his name.

[00:25:56] Lou Pearlman?

[00:25:57] The guy that gets accused all the time is the all that guy.

[00:26:03] Oh, you...

[00:26:04] The creator?

[00:26:05] Yeah, the guy that he created.

[00:26:06] He's like made like every popular children's show.

[00:26:09] Really?

[00:26:10] For Nickelodeon, yeah.

[00:26:11] And he was on that show, Head of the Class.

[00:26:14] He's the fat guy from Head of the Class.

[00:26:16] Oh, that guy?

[00:26:17] Yeah.

[00:26:18] What is the whole show?

[00:26:19] I don't know.

[00:26:20] I feel like a bootleg saved by the bell.

[00:26:21] It's a bootleg saved by the bell.

[00:26:23] Yeah, but he was in...

[00:26:25] It's Imagine School where the bell never rings.

[00:26:27] Is it the fat guy from Goodburger?

[00:26:29] He was in Goodburger too?

[00:26:30] Yeah, you know what?

[00:26:31] Yeah, he wrote Goodburger.

[00:26:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:26:34] The white guy.

[00:26:35] The fat white guy.

[00:26:36] Yeah.

[00:26:37] See, that's why Kell got fucked up because Kell was cuter.

[00:26:40] And Keenan...

[00:26:41] Keenan's the most successful all that alum ever.

[00:26:44] But there was...

[00:26:46] There was that lady who was fat too.

[00:26:48] Laurie Beth Dienberg.

[00:26:49] Laurie Beth, damn.

[00:26:50] You had that poor one.

[00:26:51] Yeah.

[00:26:52] Vital information for your everyday life.

[00:26:53] Laurie Beth, well, it's part of his Jewish rape...

[00:26:58] Laurie Beth Dienberg was a famous Jewish rape.

[00:27:01] Yeah.

[00:27:02] Laurie Beth Dern...

[00:27:03] You're rape Kell too.

[00:27:04] She comes up on all those advertisements for articles that are like bullshit.

[00:27:10] Yeah, they now type shit.

[00:27:11] Yeah, well, those, yeah.

[00:27:13] But there's one of her as an adult.

[00:27:15] And it's like...

[00:27:16] I think she wants that.

[00:27:17] You won't believe what these child actresses look like now.

[00:27:21] And then if you look at her, it's like, yeah, I would have believed that.

[00:27:23] Yeah, right.

[00:27:24] She looked like she was 40.

[00:27:28] She looked way older than the rest of the kids, yeah.

[00:27:31] Absolutely.

[00:27:32] She was an episode of Workaholics for a second.

[00:27:35] Laurie Beth?

[00:27:37] About Suckaholics in a show about guys that can't stop sucking dick.

[00:27:40] That's really good.

[00:27:41] That's a real problem.

[00:27:42] Are they even Workaholics on that show?

[00:27:44] Dude, you know that job.

[00:27:45] It's ironic because they're slackers.

[00:27:47] You guys really like working that much.

[00:27:49] I am confused.

[00:27:50] And I watched that shit.

[00:27:51] I was like, what the fuck?

[00:27:52] They're not doing any work.

[00:27:53] They're doing the reports.

[00:27:55] That's why I was...

[00:27:56] What is going on on this show?

[00:28:00] These aren't Workaholics at all.

[00:28:04] Jane, get in here.

[00:28:05] These young men are lying.

[00:28:08] They should remake it with a Chinese iPhone, guys.

[00:28:12] Alice, yes.

[00:28:14] Those are real work...

[00:28:15] Foxcon, guys.

[00:28:16] Yeah, those are the real Workaholics.

[00:28:17] What the fucking rations of the fucking Chinese story.

[00:28:19] The fucking Fuzhou Playing Card Factory.

[00:28:24] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:28:27] It's a 12-hour long show.

[00:28:29] You're fake, China.

[00:28:31] Yeah.

[00:28:32] So up, boy.

[00:28:33] You have to play the Nets.

[00:28:35] Today, Wang got his fucking hand-caught boxing machine.

[00:28:40] It's dishonorable.

[00:28:41] Yeah, right.

[00:28:42] Don't they have to put Nets on the bottom of the table?

[00:28:44] Yeah, the suicide Nets.

[00:28:45] Yeah.

[00:28:46] You can get foul balls on the table.

[00:28:47] Right.

[00:28:48] Yeah.

[00:28:49] Danger.

[00:28:50] This part of the factory is falling Chinese men.

[00:28:55] Yeah, the foul territory.

[00:28:57] Oh, fuck, dude.

[00:28:59] What if some people have it so easy, you know?

[00:29:02] They never have to think about what they're going to do.

[00:29:05] They think it off.

[00:29:06] You know, they just wake up, you know, wake up, roll over, sit down in the chair, hooked

[00:29:11] up to the machine.

[00:29:12] And just the chair has a toilet in it.

[00:29:15] Take your morning breakfast and shit.

[00:29:16] Take eight breakfast and shit at the same time.

[00:29:19] Yeah.

[00:29:20] Which actually sounds pretty efficient now that I think about it.

[00:29:23] That would be pretty sweet.

[00:29:24] I would love to eat one meal a day.

[00:29:26] It's a little bit of hard tack and dry ramen noodles.

[00:29:30] Right.

[00:29:31] You know, you jam it all in your mouth.

[00:29:33] I just swallow it.

[00:29:35] Use some boys pissed to loosen it up in your mouth instead of chewing on it.

[00:29:40] If you want it, that's your style.

[00:29:41] Yeah.

[00:29:42] And then you're good to go for the rest of the day.

[00:29:43] Well, once you swallow it, it pushes out the other shit.

[00:29:46] Yeah.

[00:29:47] That works.

[00:29:48] That is actually how the body works.

[00:29:49] But I mean immediately.

[00:29:50] Oh, okay.

[00:29:51] Well, we're going to take a break and we'll be right back with hopefully another half

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[00:31:20] I want to re-watch the Godfather now.

[00:31:25] Oh, I just did.

[00:31:28] I could play Nick wants to do it because when I took guitar lessons, I fucking, the only

[00:31:37] thing I could play was the intro to the Godfather slash style from, and also the intro to, from

[00:31:44] Guns N' Roses and also the intro to Sweet Child of Mine.

[00:31:49] Yeah.

[00:31:50] I fucked with Guns N' Roses.

[00:31:54] Did you?

[00:31:56] Oh yeah.

[00:31:57] Slash out a belly button ring.

[00:31:58] Did he?

[00:31:59] Yeah.

[00:32:00] Slash?

[00:32:01] That's a weird, that's a weird thing on a man.

[00:32:04] He's Jewish?

[00:32:05] Yeah.

[00:32:06] He's half Jew, half black.

[00:32:08] I don't know.

[00:32:09] That's what the slash is.

[00:32:11] Cordell Stewart.

[00:32:14] What you smashing over there, Nicholas?

[00:32:17] I don't know.

[00:32:18] Just fucking tuna fish.

[00:32:20] What tuna maya?

[00:32:23] Tuna mayonnaise and relish.

[00:32:24] Put a little hot sauce in that?

[00:32:26] No, black pepper though.

[00:32:27] That's not.

[00:32:28] I don't fuck with relish man.

[00:32:29] Relish can suck my penis.

[00:32:31] Relish is good.

[00:32:32] Tuna was relish mayonnaise, a little bit of black pepper.

[00:32:35] He was coming in these little packets that had cracker.

[00:32:40] Fish in a packet I don't want.

[00:32:42] It was like a lunchable, like a bumblebee tuna lunchable.

[00:32:46] I know those, but they just fucked me up.

[00:32:47] I just love that shit.

[00:32:49] That shit like Gogurt, remember Gogurt?

[00:32:51] Yeah.

[00:32:52] Who the fuck was Yogurt in a tube?

[00:32:53] I liked it.

[00:32:54] I liked the tube shake.

[00:32:56] The Greek sets our subway system is Gogurt.

[00:33:00] We do paddle boats down yogurt rivers.

[00:33:04] I was just there.

[00:33:06] I was in, that's the Athens Metro.

[00:33:09] Yeah, fuck Gogurt.

[00:33:10] That shit we get hot in your pocket and shit.

[00:33:12] Who puts a Gogurt in their pocket?

[00:33:14] You have your lunchbox.

[00:33:15] Your problem with Gogurt is that you were stuffing your pocket and still got Gogurt.

[00:33:19] You had a bunch of Gogurt related action.

[00:33:21] It was hot.

[00:33:22] It was too hot, dude.

[00:33:24] It was too fucking hot.

[00:33:27] Shit, we get warm, curdle.

[00:33:29] I don't like too much portable shit.

[00:33:31] Too much portable food shit.

[00:33:33] The packet of tuna seems fucked up.

[00:33:35] Fish should be served.

[00:33:36] I suppose the can, I like the cans a little more hefty.

[00:33:41] You know, I don't know.

[00:33:43] A packet without form, I want my food stored something with form.

[00:33:48] I hear you.

[00:33:49] That is weird.

[00:33:50] They had that little wooden spoon.

[00:33:51] So you feel like Caprnesian?

[00:33:52] I feel like Caprnesian.

[00:33:53] That's a liquid.

[00:33:54] That's a different.

[00:33:55] Lunchables are fucking disgusting, but I love that shit when I was a kid.

[00:33:59] Yeah.

[00:34:00] That was branding though I feel like.

[00:34:01] Well, I just never had Lunchables, so in the rare instance that there is a Lunchable

[00:34:06] available to me.

[00:34:07] Yeah.

[00:34:08] I remember the same shit.

[00:34:09] I was so excited and then I got that bullshit pepperoni pizza.

[00:34:11] I was mad.

[00:34:12] That's just a cracker.

[00:34:13] I got a lunchable.

[00:34:14] I just assumed a pepperoni pizza would be hot.

[00:34:18] It's a cracker with ketchup and American cheese.

[00:34:21] I was just going to enjoy this shit.

[00:34:24] And I told my mom, I was like, please don't you ever serve me this again.

[00:34:26] What was the other one?

[00:34:27] There was like built fucking boiling hot water in her face.

[00:34:30] There was ham and cheese and crackers.

[00:34:32] Was the other one?

[00:34:33] That was the original Lunchable.

[00:34:34] That was the original Lunchable.

[00:34:35] That is the original.

[00:34:36] Lunchables deluxe.

[00:34:37] Really?

[00:34:38] Deluxe?

[00:34:39] What's deluxe about that?

[00:34:40] That's horseshit.

[00:34:41] Where's fucking shit, dude?

[00:34:42] No, that's charcuterie, dude.

[00:34:44] That's charcuterie.

[00:34:45] I like a nice charcuterie plate, dude.

[00:34:48] You're in the right place for that.

[00:34:50] I want to drive the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile, but I can't because I don't have a college

[00:34:55] degree.

[00:34:56] What?

[00:34:57] You need a college degree.

[00:34:58] You need a college degree.

[00:34:59] Yeah.

[00:35:00] To drive the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile.

[00:35:03] It's just for like promotional appearances and shit.

[00:35:06] Fuck.

[00:35:07] No, dude.

[00:35:08] That's how you deliver every one of them.

[00:35:09] That's the every single one.

[00:35:11] Yep.

[00:35:12] It's in that big truck gives birth to a little hot dog.

[00:35:16] It's a dedicated staff of people with master's degrees.

[00:35:19] MFA is.

[00:35:20] Man, I bike to, what is it?

[00:35:24] The like north.

[00:35:25] This is called the North Cove Marina that Marina down on like in Tribeca.

[00:35:31] There's a Marina.

[00:35:32] Yeah.

[00:35:33] Right by the.

[00:35:34] Yeah.

[00:35:35] There's a fucking 40 meter yacht that go through our four, three or four, 40 meter

[00:35:40] yachts.

[00:35:41] That's where I fucking park my yachts.

[00:35:42] Yeah.

[00:35:43] Those are fucking insane.

[00:35:44] You're trying, dude.

[00:35:45] I was getting hit from.

[00:35:46] I can't.

[00:35:47] I would love to have that kind of money to have a yacht money.

[00:35:50] Yacht money.

[00:35:51] Well, a 40 meter yacht.

[00:35:52] I mean, like a big ass fucking boat like one of those.

[00:35:55] You own like an element if you have that kind of shit.

[00:35:58] Yeah.

[00:35:59] I mean, to just.

[00:36:00] You put yourself in the south helium to people.

[00:36:01] They're like insurance alone on a fucking big ass boat like that has got to be like 100,000

[00:36:05] a year.

[00:36:06] Doc fees, gas, staff.

[00:36:08] Doc fees.

[00:36:09] Yeah.

[00:36:10] You need to hire a captain, dude.

[00:36:12] Captain.

[00:36:13] Yeah.

[00:36:14] Put his cock in your cock.

[00:36:15] Yeah.

[00:36:16] What was that Greek movie we were watching that one time Nick where there was all the guys

[00:36:18] on a yacht and like having like competitions with each other.

[00:36:21] Some comedy that came out two years ago.

[00:36:23] It wasn't funny.

[00:36:24] It wasn't that funny.

[00:36:25] Well, it wasn't in English.

[00:36:26] You watched the Greek movie without me.

[00:36:28] Oh, we do tons of Greek stuff without you.

[00:36:29] You don't watch movies.

[00:36:30] We watch playing movies.

[00:36:32] I wanted to watch baby driver, but it's too late, dude.

[00:36:35] Yeah, it is too late.

[00:36:38] We'll watch it fucking later this week.

[00:36:41] I want to watch it.

[00:36:42] Yeah.

[00:36:43] I got into Gran Turismo.

[00:36:45] My decision.

[00:36:46] It's pretty fucking boring.

[00:36:48] Yeah.

[00:36:49] Gran Turismo sucks my hard penis.

[00:36:51] It's cool if you have the wheel.

[00:36:52] I want the wheel and the VR.

[00:36:55] Now, I'm a speed dude.

[00:36:56] You get a little upgrades.

[00:36:57] You get cool.

[00:36:58] You get upgrades in Gran Turismo.

[00:37:00] Gran Turismo is a story mode.

[00:37:02] Story mode.

[00:37:03] What?

[00:37:04] Gran Turismo?

[00:37:05] Yeah.

[00:37:06] You're an Italian man.

[00:37:07] You're an Italian.

[00:37:08] You're a Transian.

[00:37:09] You get points by sexually harassing women.

[00:37:12] Yeah, pretty much.

[00:37:13] You start in a Vespa.

[00:37:14] He's starting a little gay.

[00:37:17] There should be like a Paul Newman racing simulator where your son dies halfway through

[00:37:21] from a drug overdose and then you get even better at driving.

[00:37:24] And then you get really into racing.

[00:37:26] You win Le Mans.

[00:37:28] Dude, he salad dressing and racing, dude.

[00:37:30] Paul Newman didn't race until he was 48 years old.

[00:37:35] He was like done.

[00:37:36] He was already a celebrity from other shit and then decided to get into racing.

[00:37:41] He's half a Jew.

[00:37:42] But he wasn't like famous at racing.

[00:37:44] He was just famous.

[00:37:45] No, he was fucking famous at racing, dude.

[00:37:47] No way.

[00:37:48] He won Le Mans for his class.

[00:37:49] Really?

[00:37:50] He's just my class.

[00:37:51] He's just my class.

[00:37:52] He's just my class.

[00:37:53] Is that good at racing?

[00:37:54] Yeah.

[00:37:55] Actors.

[00:37:56] He was fucking Emmanuel Lewis.

[00:38:00] It was Tawny Cataine actually.

[00:38:01] It was Jeremy Clarkson from Top.

[00:38:04] What's it called?

[00:38:05] Top Gear?

[00:38:06] Yeah.

[00:38:07] Top.

[00:38:08] No, that guy would be in the good ass celebrity racing.

[00:38:09] How about that?

[00:38:10] Are they good at racing those guys?

[00:38:11] About bottom gear.

[00:38:12] Yes.

[00:38:13] Oh.

[00:38:14] They drive the cars.

[00:38:16] At one time, didn't they have to drive through the south with the N word painted on?

[00:38:24] Yeah.

[00:38:25] Yeah.

[00:38:26] They're like, aren't the Top Gear guys like political correctness has gotten out of control?

[00:38:31] Yeah, Clarkson is like an all right guy.

[00:38:33] Oh, fuck.

[00:38:34] That sucks.

[00:38:35] Yeah.

[00:38:36] He's like, I'm going to drive my gas car and you pussy's going to take trains.

[00:38:39] I enjoy that show.

[00:38:41] The British version, right?

[00:38:42] Not the American.

[00:38:43] This one.

[00:38:44] The best shows.

[00:38:45] I haven't even seen the American one.

[00:38:46] Like this is Matt LeBlanc.

[00:38:47] Matt LeBlanc.

[00:38:48] No, it's a guy.

[00:38:49] It's a comic that looks like Matt LeBlanc.

[00:38:52] Adam Ferrara.

[00:38:53] Oh, maybe.

[00:38:54] Is that the man versus food guy?

[00:38:56] No, that's Adam Richmond.

[00:38:59] Richmond.

[00:39:00] Oh.

[00:39:01] What time Eldis got blocked on Twitter by Adam Richmond in college because he kept DMing

[00:39:07] him and asking you to see what his shit looks like.

[00:39:09] He was like, how big are your shit?

[00:39:11] Can you send me a picture of your shit?

[00:39:15] But Eldis wasn't trolling.

[00:39:16] He's really just wanted to see your shit.

[00:39:19] I just want to see your shit.

[00:39:20] I don't know.

[00:39:21] No matter what he eats, it always sticks to the bowl.

[00:39:25] It like he fucking splats him up against the fucking side and they streak down.

[00:39:30] It looks like the brighter Frankenstein.

[00:39:32] You guys have such a weird relationship.

[00:39:34] Just seeing each other naked constantly and comparing shit.

[00:39:37] I don't compare.

[00:39:38] I wish you had fucking bathroom.

[00:39:39] What do you want me to do?

[00:39:40] Not look at his shit.

[00:39:41] He, I don't enjoy that.

[00:39:43] I see his shit.

[00:39:44] I would like nothing more than to not know that he should.

[00:39:46] He's why all those fucking like Vulcan states have to genocide each other constantly.

[00:39:51] He's because these are the kind of relationships you have.

[00:39:53] You four effect will live with Eldis until you move in with the woman you ultimately

[00:39:57] marry.

[00:39:58] Probably.

[00:39:59] Yeah.

[00:40:00] You're not going to get married.

[00:40:01] I'll get married.

[00:40:02] No you won't.

[00:40:03] Yeah, he will.

[00:40:04] No you won't.

[00:40:05] He wants babies.

[00:40:06] No, you're going to die alone.

[00:40:07] No dude.

[00:40:08] I mean, I think we all know who in this room is going to die alone.

[00:40:10] That would be me.

[00:40:11] Yeah.

[00:40:12] Yeah, probably Adam.

[00:40:13] Just after his wife leaves him and all the rape accusations come out.

[00:40:18] Harvey Weinstein's just wife just left him.

[00:40:21] That's a perfect way out for her.

[00:40:22] No harvest.

[00:40:23] No harvest.

[00:40:24] Whatever dude.

[00:40:25] She was definitely covering up rapes too.

[00:40:27] Absolutely.

[00:40:28] Well, I don't know.

[00:40:29] Maybe she leaves the day that the public in large finds out.

[00:40:33] Maybe she wasn't going to cause me.

[00:40:36] Everyone there.

[00:40:37] No, she waited.

[00:40:38] Come here.

[00:40:39] Camille Camille's a writer died.

[00:40:41] Yeah.

[00:40:42] Harvey Weinstein is in Europe right now.

[00:40:43] It's sex addiction.

[00:40:44] More like Camille ticket.

[00:40:45] You know?

[00:40:46] She's got that Cosby money.

[00:40:49] Right.

[00:40:50] Let's go fuck up Weinstein.

[00:40:52] He's in Europe at sex recovery.

[00:40:54] I think he's innocent dude.

[00:40:56] I think he's another wife on his side.

[00:40:59] And I've got a screenplay that if it's about just a tough young kid from Boston that just

[00:41:05] wants to be a bartender but he has to murder his to join an Irish gang.

[00:41:10] And kill a bunch of women accusing a cool woman.

[00:41:13] Yeah.

[00:41:14] A cool innocent producer.

[00:41:17] Right.

[00:41:18] It's an MRA version of boondock saints.

[00:41:25] It's called Poon Poon Cock.

[00:41:30] No.

[00:41:32] Poon liar.

[00:41:33] Oh, I don't know folks.

[00:41:36] I can't.

[00:41:37] I got nothing on that one.

[00:41:42] Did you foot off my coffee cup?

[00:41:44] It's a honor.

[00:41:45] Yes it is.

[00:41:46] Just stop fucking messing with stuff here.

[00:41:50] Shut up.

[00:41:52] What are you upset about?

[00:41:53] Did you also just use mucinex and just left it all over the floor of my bathroom?

[00:41:57] No, I didn't use any mucinex.

[00:41:59] Well, who left a box of mucinex on the floor?

[00:42:01] I have no idea.

[00:42:03] So I was at you?

[00:42:04] You look like the guy from the commercials.

[00:42:06] So it's probably the flam monster.

[00:42:08] Yeah.

[00:42:09] I have to use mucinex.

[00:42:12] I rubbed my cock with mucinex to dry it.

[00:42:14] To get all the flam.

[00:42:15] My dick has a cold.

[00:42:18] Mom, my dick.

[00:42:19] That's a five year old that hit puberty and his parents haven't had to talk to talk with

[00:42:23] him yet.

[00:42:24] And it shoves the open this little dick hole up and he shoves a bunch of it.

[00:42:27] Well, it's a five year old that hit puberty too early.

[00:42:30] And so his parents haven't had time to explain puberty yet to him.

[00:42:34] So he's saying, Mom, my dick has a cold.

[00:42:39] It's a swollen and it's sneezing.

[00:42:43] Whenever I think of Charles, because guess what?

[00:42:47] He's gay.

[00:42:48] It's fine to be a gay child.

[00:42:50] It sneezes.

[00:42:51] What do you think of that?

[00:42:55] That's pretty cool.

[00:42:56] I think I would like a blowhole right on the top of my head.

[00:42:59] Like a dolphin?

[00:43:00] Yeah.

[00:43:01] Wouldn't it be like a shit?

[00:43:02] Yeah, but on your back.

[00:43:03] Okay.

[00:43:04] Well, here's the hypothetical.

[00:43:06] Is I have a blowhole?

[00:43:08] I get to choose where it is.

[00:43:09] What would you do with it?

[00:43:10] What do you mean?

[00:43:11] I said, I said, I would like to have a blowhole on the top of my head.

[00:43:16] Yes, it is.

[00:43:17] Scientifically, absolutely.

[00:43:18] What would you do with it?

[00:43:20] You just like walk underwater?

[00:43:21] I would interrupt you with it.

[00:43:23] Like your brain.

[00:43:24] You would spray fucking water.

[00:43:26] Should we get in your brain, dude?

[00:43:27] Yeah, I got water on my brain.

[00:43:28] It's not a big deal.

[00:43:29] Dude, no, it would fuck you up.

[00:43:31] No water is good for your brain.

[00:43:32] Yeah.

[00:43:33] I got hydrocephalae.

[00:43:34] Would you let someone fall?

[00:43:35] That's my daughter's name.

[00:43:37] I'd teach her to do it.

[00:43:39] Hydrocephalae.

[00:43:40] Nail dolphins have nasal sex with each other.

[00:43:43] They fuck each other's blowholes.

[00:43:45] You know, for real?

[00:43:46] Yeah, they have gay nasal sex.

[00:43:49] They fuck each other.

[00:43:51] I think they suck each other's cocks, too.

[00:43:52] Yeah, they're cool.

[00:43:53] I think whales suck each other's cocks.

[00:43:55] Where's that elephant?

[00:43:57] Elephants, female elephants will eat each other's pussy with their trunks.

[00:44:01] That'd be cool to have a trunk.

[00:44:04] Yes.

[00:44:05] I think I got a trunk over blowhole.

[00:44:07] Big shnaws.

[00:44:08] Yeah, but I can't pick things up with my trunk.

[00:44:10] Yeah, but you can store things in there.

[00:44:12] Yeah.

[00:44:13] You got like a...

[00:44:14] What can I store in there?

[00:44:15] Is it your key?

[00:44:16] That one my nose?

[00:44:17] An umbrella.

[00:44:18] A small one.

[00:44:19] My nose is...

[00:44:20] My nose is all right.

[00:44:22] It doesn't have a bump.

[00:44:24] I would be...

[00:44:25] I'd be self-conscious about my nose if I had a really bad bump.

[00:44:27] It is a bump.

[00:44:28] It is a bump.

[00:44:29] It's a pretty bad bump.

[00:44:30] No, it really doesn't.

[00:44:31] It's pretty straight.

[00:44:32] It's pretty straight.

[00:44:33] Yeah, it's good.

[00:44:34] It's big but it's straight.

[00:44:35] It's a pretty bad bump on there.

[00:44:36] I say the whole...

[00:44:37] Don't lie.

[00:44:38] Don't lie.

[00:44:39] You guys are lying.

[00:44:40] Bit aside.

[00:44:41] Make sure you do have a bump.

[00:44:44] Where?

[00:44:45] Right here, man.

[00:44:46] Yeah.

[00:44:47] It's not prominent though.

[00:44:48] It's pretty...

[00:44:49] It's miniature.

[00:44:50] It's not...

[00:44:51] Everyone has a nose bump.

[00:44:52] I'm thinking about this.

[00:44:53] I'm thinking if I had a big ass nose bump, my nose is pretty straight for the most part.

[00:44:57] It's fucked up.

[00:44:58] It's fucked up, dude.

[00:44:59] Face it.

[00:45:00] Too thick at the end.

[00:45:01] Too mean...

[00:45:02] Imperial-ly.

[00:45:03] We're big noses men.

[00:45:05] Yeah.

[00:45:06] But you're not cool, like him.

[00:45:08] Yes, I am.

[00:45:09] In a lot of ways.

[00:45:10] He's famous for being in the best TV show of all time.

[00:45:13] Hawaii Five-O.

[00:45:14] The remake or the original?

[00:45:16] He's in the remake.

[00:45:17] He's like, I think.

[00:45:18] Actually, you know what?

[00:45:20] No, he's got his own show where he wears a whole...

[00:45:22] How about Michael on Clearly Only?

[00:45:24] Yeah.

[00:45:25] Yeah.

[00:45:26] Y'all towing.

[00:45:27] I'm fucking sucking a dick over here.

[00:45:29] What about Michael, please fill my holey.

[00:45:31] Alright.

[00:45:32] Wow.

[00:45:33] A lot of options for that one.

[00:45:38] A lot of gay options.

[00:45:41] Oh, stop fucking my ass.

[00:45:43] Michael, I'm clearly...

[00:45:45] Don, I'm clearly only.

[00:45:48] Adriana.

[00:45:49] You come to me on this.

[00:45:51] The day of both of my sons getting married to each other.

[00:45:55] I think he's done this.

[00:45:58] Daughter transition.

[00:45:59] Yeah, yeah.

[00:46:00] I wrote that as a sketch that got me a writing job.

[00:46:04] There we go, bro.

[00:46:05] The Transfather.

[00:46:06] The Transfather.

[00:46:07] Which was a smash hit.

[00:46:10] And my application.

[00:46:13] What a stupid job being a comedy writer is.

[00:46:16] Oh, yeah.

[00:46:17] It's a really dumb world.

[00:46:19] It's so stupid.

[00:46:20] Yeah.

[00:46:21] Fuck, we should fucking kill ourselves, man.

[00:46:24] Nah, I'm doing alright.

[00:46:25] I'm mad that my bicycle ride got interrupted by a flat tire today.

[00:46:29] I had a ways to go.

[00:46:31] I'm still thinking about that 40-foot, or 40-meter yacht.

[00:46:34] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:46:36] My yacht.

[00:46:37] I think it's dumb because the big ass boats still have names.

[00:46:41] Which seems like something that should only happen with the small boats.

[00:46:44] Nah, you name a big boat.

[00:46:46] Come on.

[00:46:47] I don't know.

[00:46:48] That seems stupid to me.

[00:46:49] But you don't name it like an SS.

[00:46:51] Yeah, you...

[00:46:52] Why not?

[00:46:53] The big boats get, like, like, Titanic.

[00:46:55] They get, like, one word names.

[00:46:58] You know?

[00:46:59] Like, not like aircraft.

[00:47:00] No, big yachts have names, like, dumb names.

[00:47:04] Like, remember the Titans.

[00:47:06] That's like a name.

[00:47:07] A daddy's little secret.

[00:47:09] That's what...

[00:47:10] That's Harvey Brown.

[00:47:11] That's the rape.

[00:47:12] That's the rape.

[00:47:13] Wait, like, what?

[00:47:14] What did you say, Nick?

[00:47:15] Like, uh, uh, usually it's puns.

[00:47:18] Nah.

[00:47:19] They do puns with boats.

[00:47:20] Nah, I had that in the box.

[00:47:21] No, I want something regal, dude.

[00:47:23] Yeah.

[00:47:24] I want, like, fucking...

[00:47:25] Name it, like...

[00:47:26] I don't know.

[00:47:27] I'm gonna say this.

[00:47:28] That's fucking cool.

[00:47:29] Put some wings on the side of that shit.

[00:47:31] You put wings on your...

[00:47:33] On the side of your boat.

[00:47:34] On your, you know...

[00:47:36] How much is he got, $100 million?

[00:47:38] $40 million?

[00:47:39] I don't know, $40 million sounds right.

[00:47:41] That sounds right.

[00:47:42] That sounds right.

[00:47:43] A yacht.

[00:47:44] What size yacht?

[00:47:46] The ones you saw today, 60 meters.

[00:47:48] Oh yeah, those are probably in between 50 and 100 million.

[00:47:51] Damn.

[00:47:52] That's insane.

[00:47:53] What a thing to spend money on.

[00:47:56] You know, if you have that kind of money, why not?

[00:47:58] Well, this is a wealth and financial management podcast, so...

[00:48:02] We're talking crypto, we're talking stocks.

[00:48:04] Right.

[00:48:05] The people who listen to this podcast listen just for our takes on yachts.

[00:48:08] You ever get a DuPont registry as a kid?

[00:48:12] No.

[00:48:13] It's like a magazine for millionaires, and I got it at the grocery store one time when I was

[00:48:17] like, six, just because it had, like, Bugatti's and shit in it.

[00:48:20] Yeah, yeah.

[00:48:21] You know, pictures of McLarens.

[00:48:22] Yes.

[00:48:23] And all the advertisements are for like, Sharpies and like, Rollies and shit.

[00:48:30] Damn.

[00:48:31] I just can't imagine being like...

[00:48:33] NDA writers.

[00:48:34] Uh, what?

[00:48:35] NDA writers.

[00:48:37] Non-disclosure?

[00:48:39] No, this is good.

[00:48:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:48:41] Yeah, I can't imagine being a rich man and then wanting to read a magazine for rich people.

[00:48:49] Yeah, that's for poor, but don't bother pretending that I was...

[00:48:52] That was literally five years old, and I was like, cool.

[00:48:57] So, look at the pictures of Hummers.

[00:49:00] You know what?

[00:49:01] Rich people are corny as shit too.

[00:49:02] That was back, that was back before they did the H2.

[00:49:06] That was like when you still had to be like a fucking...

[00:49:08] You get a Humvee.

[00:49:09] You used to be like a millionaire to get a Hummer, yeah.

[00:49:12] Everyone had like yellow Hummers for some reason?

[00:49:15] Didn't Arnold start that?

[00:49:16] Arnold was really into Hummers.

[00:49:18] Arnold was the first person to have a Hummer.

[00:49:20] Well, he was governor.

[00:49:22] What a stupid fucking car.

[00:49:23] You have a ride in one?

[00:49:24] No.

[00:49:25] They suck.

[00:49:26] Yeah, they look...

[00:49:27] There's a Hummer around the corner for me.

[00:49:29] Like a burnt orange Hummer, and the guy has all these decals and stickers on it.

[00:49:33] And he's part of a Hummer club, New York City Hummer club.

[00:49:37] The original Hummer or the new one?

[00:49:40] It's an H2 or an H3.

[00:49:43] No, H3's are smaller?

[00:49:45] Yeah, I can't wait till the H4 comes out and it's HIV.

[00:49:49] It's in Roman numerals.

[00:49:52] They didn't quite get it the first couple times.

[00:49:57] They're like, we kept trying to make HIV, but it was a car.

[00:50:00] We had to come on our way to his last time.

[00:50:02] Yeah, the government was trying to make the Hummer and they accidentally killed everyone in...

[00:50:07] Those are in a trilogy, right?

[00:50:09] What, the Hummer?

[00:50:10] Yeah.

[00:50:11] I think so.

[00:50:12] I forget what the...

[00:50:13] Because the original ones were made by, I think, the American Motor Company.

[00:50:18] Mmm.

[00:50:19] But it was bought by GM.

[00:50:20] Yeah, well, the H2 was made by, like, yeah, by, like, Jeep or something.

[00:50:24] I can't.

[00:50:25] I can't remember the details.

[00:50:26] Jeep's get sucky off.

[00:50:27] Yeah, Jeeps are fucking gay, dude.

[00:50:29] Yeah.

[00:50:30] You got to be a real asshole to drive a Jeep.

[00:50:32] Jeep wave.

[00:50:33] This fucking loser's wave at each other because they're both in Jeeps.

[00:50:37] Yeah.

[00:50:38] It's like a well-known phenomenon.

[00:50:39] Yeah.

[00:50:40] What are my dumbest fucking little-diggest friends from growing up?

[00:50:43] Tommy has a Jeep.

[00:50:45] And he was so broke.

[00:50:46] Like a wrangler?

[00:50:47] Yeah, like a old-

[00:50:48] Or a Cherokee.

[00:50:49] But Cherokee's just a normal SUV.

[00:50:51] I don't know.

[00:50:52] Like, the ones that have the fucking...

[00:50:53] There's no top.

[00:50:54] Yeah, Wrangler.

[00:50:55] Yeah.

[00:50:56] Yeah, it is.

[00:50:57] You know what pisses me off?

[00:50:58] When people say Jeep when they mean SUV.

[00:51:00] Oh, yeah.

[00:51:01] When they call it a Jeep.

[00:51:03] That's the thing.

[00:51:04] People do that.

[00:51:05] It's a colloquial thing and people say Jeep instead of SUV.

[00:51:08] In the Jeep?

[00:51:09] Yeah.

[00:51:10] Well, they're like, what kind of...

[00:51:12] What kind of Jeep is that?

[00:51:13] You know what?

[00:51:14] That's a Greek thing.

[00:51:15] Or I guess European.

[00:51:16] They call it because I think the only big cars they ever saw were Jeeps for some reason.

[00:51:21] Well, the Jeeps were the Jeeps.

[00:51:23] And then fucking, I think the first SUV was Range Rover.

[00:51:28] And I think the first Range Rover was just some fucking British guy who took his Jeep.

[00:51:34] Put a top.

[00:51:35] And then yeah, like put a new carriage on it or something.

[00:51:37] And that's how Range Rover got started.

[00:51:39] Z-Paki, they call him Little Jeeps.

[00:51:41] Z-P-What the fuck does Jeep mean?

[00:51:44] He's got some guy's name.

[00:51:46] Uh, yeah.

[00:51:47] He was an Indian guy.

[00:51:49] And San Jeep.

[00:51:50] A Jeep here?

[00:51:51] Yeah.

[00:51:52] Uh...

[00:51:53] Jeep me off.

[00:51:54] Please go to Jeep me off.

[00:51:57] I would love so very much for you to Jeep me off.

[00:52:01] That's where you fucking get a rusty trombone and a Jeep.

[00:52:06] Something like that.

[00:52:07] You even got your ass eating while getting jerked off.

[00:52:10] That's the only way to do it.

[00:52:12] But you just got your ass eating by itself?

[00:52:15] Yeah.

[00:52:16] That's...

[00:52:17] Have you gotten ass eating?

[00:52:18] I've got a side of my whole mind.

[00:52:19] Your ass eating it.

[00:52:20] To the point where it was almost my...

[00:52:21] Have you had your ass eating it?

[00:52:23] Yeah, of course.

[00:52:24] I've had my...

[00:52:25] I feel like I have some catching up to do.

[00:52:27] It's only been a handful of times.

[00:52:30] God speeds of the woman adventures into Stav's fucking cavernous ass.

[00:52:35] What?

[00:52:36] Mother Teresa.

[00:52:37] I'm a beautiful ass.

[00:52:38] Yeah, I take it hard of gold.

[00:52:39] Speaking of needing a fucking blowhole.

[00:52:41] That's somebody who would need a blowhole.

[00:52:43] Who me?

[00:52:44] No, woman who's stuck to the face in your ass.

[00:52:46] I'm not going to do the debris out of me.

[00:52:48] Yeah, right.

[00:52:49] A blowhole would be great for you.

[00:52:50] It would take about 45 minutes to retract your head from your ass trees.

[00:52:55] We're already halfway into the forest here.

[00:52:59] It'd be like that scene in Ace Ventura 2 or the Rhinocer.

[00:53:02] Let's give him birth!

[00:53:03] Yo, no joke.

[00:53:04] I've been biking in that shit fucking basically is penetrating me.

[00:53:08] Your ass?

[00:53:09] My ass, dude.

[00:53:11] My cheeks are fucking shit.

[00:53:12] You should get a brook saddle.

[00:53:13] Is that the good shit?

[00:53:14] That's the good shit.

[00:53:15] Really?

[00:53:16] Yeah.

[00:53:17] You should just fucking weld a chair to your bike.

[00:53:19] Fucking wide ass.

[00:53:21] You should get a recumbent bicycle.

[00:53:23] That's for like fucking old people and like...

[00:53:26] And people can't use their legs.

[00:53:28] Yeah.

[00:53:29] Parallife grandma is this in me?

[00:53:31] What is that?

[00:53:32] Do they need to fucking sit back and just just dump flags on there?

[00:53:36] Yeah.

[00:53:37] What the fuck is even the point of that?

[00:53:39] What, the flags?

[00:53:40] I'm saying you're not fucked up.

[00:53:41] To pretend you can have a normal life.

[00:53:43] To get exercise.

[00:53:44] Go places.

[00:53:45] First of all, bitch.

[00:53:46] I have a regular bike so I know you're fucking getting it.

[00:53:48] I wasn't getting it anything.

[00:53:50] You're asking what the point of it?

[00:53:51] Just told that me.

[00:53:52] And I know you meant to get it out of the house.

[00:53:54] I was just smiling because I like...

[00:53:55] The implication being I don't get exercise.

[00:53:57] But what the fuck is the whole...

[00:53:59] How do we get started here?

[00:54:00] I was talking about my bike that I...

[00:54:02] Yeah, dude, you biked to an hour here.

[00:54:03] A bike now here I'm going to bike an hour home and I'm gonna...

[00:54:05] I bike like 20 miles today.

[00:54:07] That's good shit, baby.

[00:54:08] Yeah.

[00:54:09] I bike, you know what?

[00:54:10] I bike the therapy and back and I bike here.

[00:54:12] I'm pretty close to that.

[00:54:13] That's not bad, dude.

[00:54:14] Yeah.

[00:54:15] Therapy on upper west.

[00:54:16] It's funny too.

[00:54:17] You're probably going to get fatter from the bike because it's like...

[00:54:20] A bike doesn't require that much energy expenditure.

[00:54:24] It's like pretty fucking easy to get around.

[00:54:26] So you think you're doing all this extra work and you're like not really.

[00:54:29] Yeah, compared to doing literally no exercise.

[00:54:32] Yeah, I guess that's true.

[00:54:34] For me though, I used to walk 10 miles a day.

[00:54:38] That's probably better exercise than the bike in 2020.

[00:54:41] You haven't been doing that recently though.

[00:54:43] No, I walk a lot.

[00:54:44] Are you biked to the west side and then all the way up to...

[00:54:46] Yeah, I bought...

[00:54:47] I went to downtown Brooklyn and I took the Brooklyn Bridge over and then...

[00:54:55] I went to the Staten Island Ferry.

[00:54:58] Oh, yeah.

[00:54:59] I got lunch in the financial district and then I rode up...

[00:55:03] Whatever that bikeway next to the west side highway is all the way up to life.

[00:55:07] That's nice.

[00:55:08] All the way up to Dykeman.

[00:55:09] How far up did you go?

[00:55:10] To Dykeman?

[00:55:11] Yeah.

[00:55:12] What number is that?

[00:55:13] Probably like 200 something.

[00:55:14] Oh shit, so you're at Inwood.

[00:55:16] That park up there is really nice.

[00:55:18] I mean, it's the top of Manhattan.

[00:55:21] Yeah, yeah.

[00:55:22] That park up there is really nice Fort Trien.

[00:55:25] Yeah, it was past that.

[00:55:27] Yeah.

[00:55:28] Fuck that shit dude.

[00:55:29] You had to bike uphill.

[00:55:30] I don't like going uphill.

[00:55:31] I like that.

[00:55:32] That's exercise.

[00:55:33] That's good exercise.

[00:55:34] I fucked up to Queensborough.

[00:55:35] That shit sucked me off dude.

[00:55:37] It hurt my little...

[00:55:38] Dude, my legs are going to get ripped as hell.

[00:55:40] You think I got big fucking tree trunks now?

[00:55:43] Just you wait dude.

[00:55:44] I'm going to have a beautiful definition on my fucking...

[00:55:46] I can't wait until you...

[00:55:47] Oh my God.

[00:55:48] You start fucking just devouring candy after your bike rides.

[00:55:52] Absolutely not.

[00:55:53] And I mean clean.

[00:55:54] Okay, I'm meal prepped.

[00:55:55] I hit fucking Price Club or Costco with Elders this Sunday.

[00:56:00] You know?

[00:56:01] You get...

[00:56:02] Bro, Salmon.

[00:56:03] Cod.

[00:56:04] Man, the Costco deal on Salmon.

[00:56:06] It's good.

[00:56:07] Great deal.

[00:56:08] I got one to find somebody that's got a membership.

[00:56:10] I have a membership.

[00:56:11] So, get me one of those Salmon fillets.

[00:56:13] The Wild, the Wild, the Lastkin Salmon.

[00:56:16] Yeah, that's 40 dollars a year.

[00:56:17] Because how do I get the Costco?

[00:56:19] Buy a car.

[00:56:20] Yeah, yeah.

[00:56:21] You get a Ford car.

[00:56:22] That's a good plan.

[00:56:23] For Costco.

[00:56:24] Buy a car to go to Costco.

[00:56:27] I don't know.

[00:56:28] Get a fucking car to go dude.

[00:56:30] Get a little mini-coop earth shit.

[00:56:34] Pop a little...

[00:56:35] Stack it full of Salmon fillets.

[00:56:38] Then return the car.

[00:56:40] Smit-reaking of fish.

[00:56:42] Yeah.

[00:56:43] Yeah, I don't like it.

[00:56:45] No, I got a fucking...

[00:56:47] I kept a receipt.

[00:56:48] You can't keep going.

[00:56:49] You get a test drive.

[00:56:50] Yeah.

[00:56:51] Every time I need to go to Costco.

[00:56:53] Go to a different dealership.

[00:56:55] Yeah.

[00:56:56] So, where are we going?

[00:56:57] I gotta...

[00:57:00] I gotta see how well the car handles fish.

[00:57:03] This is part of the test drive.

[00:57:05] Yeah, well, I'm testing what I'm going to be using the car for.

[00:57:10] Which is going to Costco and then returning the car after it.

[00:57:14] So, either you let me do it on the test drive.

[00:57:17] Or I kill you.

[00:57:19] Oh shit, then you pull out a big ass...

[00:57:21] A fucking giant guy dude.

[00:57:23] A 44 magnet with one of the long ass barrels.

[00:57:26] I'm getting the value of making them suck off for a little while.

[00:57:28] Yeah, yeah.

[00:57:29] Yeah.

[00:57:30] Yeah.

[00:57:31] Desert Eagle.

[00:57:32] Blammo!

[00:57:33] That's what you get.

[00:57:35] Yep.

[00:57:36] Oh fuck.

[00:57:37] I think...

[00:57:38] Would you commit a murder?

[00:57:39] How would you do it?

[00:57:40] I would.

[00:57:41] I'm very carefully.

[00:57:42] Very nice.

[00:57:43] Sniper?

[00:57:44] Would you snipe him?

[00:57:45] Or would you want to be up close?

[00:57:47] I wouldn't want to like...

[00:57:48] It depends on what kind of person I'm killing.

[00:57:50] Is this a contract thing?

[00:57:52] Like, I have to kill...

[00:57:53] It's a contract killing.

[00:57:54] So, it's not somebody I know.

[00:57:56] Okay, one inch of a contract, you don't know them.

[00:57:59] The second one is your greatest enemy.

[00:58:02] I wouldn't kill my greatest enemy.

[00:58:05] Well, you have to.

[00:58:06] You need your greatest enemy to be alive so you can exist.

[00:58:09] If I'm close to the top of my head, guess what bitch?

[00:58:11] You have to kill your fucking...

[00:58:13] I would find a way to ruin their life.

[00:58:16] No, that's not...

[00:58:17] I think that's more potent.

[00:58:18] If he lives, he fucks your wife, he fucks your son.

[00:58:21] I don't have a wife.

[00:58:22] I don't have a son.

[00:58:24] It's hypothetical you do.

[00:58:25] So, you have to stop him from fucking your wife?

[00:58:27] I guess then what I do is I put poison in my son's ass.

[00:58:30] And then I say, do your worse.

[00:58:35] Perfect dance.

[00:58:39] Yeah.

[00:58:40] That's so small.

[00:58:41] Please!

[00:58:42] Fuck my son!

[00:58:43] Said the spider to the fly.

[00:58:45] Oh, that's amazing.

[00:58:49] That's really good.

[00:58:51] Alright, Adam, how about you?

[00:58:56] I wouldn't want to feel like a man dying with my hands.

[00:59:01] Okay.

[00:59:02] Strangulation seems awful.

[00:59:04] Also, let's stop pretending you have...

[00:59:07] Strangle anyway.

[00:59:08] Right.

[00:59:09] The proper...

[00:59:10] Anemuse of balloons.

[00:59:11] Yeah, the rest of this is...

[00:59:12] You have to use tools to open a stick of butter.

[00:59:14] You don't...

[00:59:15] You have pliers I want to make...

[00:59:17] Yeah, right.

[00:59:18] Do you have the butter unwrapping thing?

[00:59:21] I need to use a saw tool.

[00:59:22] With the fuck you talking about.

[00:59:24] You do the thing that helps you open a butter wrapper.

[00:59:27] I can't do it with my hands.

[00:59:31] I need the butter wrapper on opener.

[00:59:34] Oh, fuck.

[00:59:39] Damn, how I want candy after threatening you with it.

[00:59:42] I'm not going to eat it, dude.

[00:59:43] Whatever that shit you wanted me to put in the freezer the other day.

[00:59:46] Look good as shit.

[00:59:47] I've written fucking shit chock.

[00:59:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:59:50] Chockers.

[00:59:51] You know, sometimes I just fantasize about needing to take a plane somewhere so I could eat those strip waffles the Delta offers.

[00:59:58] They're so good.

[00:59:59] Fuck.

[01:00:00] Yeah, they're great.

[01:00:01] You had a little strip waffle in Amsterdam?

[01:00:02] Yeah.

[01:00:03] Amsterdam?

[01:00:04] Yeah.

[01:00:05] I was going to do a joke pronunciation but then I didn't halfway through so I just said alms.

[01:00:08] Yeah.

[01:00:09] How about this?

[01:00:10] Clamsterdam, right?

[01:00:11] That's what it was when I was there baby.

[01:00:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:00:13] Eating that rotten ass pussy.

[01:00:16] I'm going to stick my finger in the diet.

[01:00:19] I was like, yeah, get those fucking wooden shoes off bitch.

[01:00:22] Yeah.

[01:00:23] I'm about to eat that fucking...

[01:00:24] Pull that...

[01:00:25] Pull that wooden ass butt plug out.

[01:00:27] We could clog ass butt plug.

[01:00:30] Yeah, clog makers make it.

[01:00:31] Butt plugs there.

[01:00:32] Oh yeah.

[01:00:33] My favorite part about fucking a woman from Amsterdam is when the clock strikes twelve and your dick gets pushed out by a bunch of tiny dancing people.

[01:00:41] And then they all go back in her pussy and you can start fucking her again.

[01:00:46] Yeah, that is a pretty cool piece.

[01:00:49] Oh, I have a cuckoo pussy.

[01:00:51] I did not forgot to tell you about I have a cuckoo pussy.

[01:00:56] They come out of her pussy and go in her ass.

[01:01:02] Hell yeah, baby.

[01:01:07] Sweet.

[01:01:08] Damn, I want a strip waffle.

[01:01:10] That shit is...

[01:01:11] With Amsterdam, good.

[01:01:12] You just smoked weed.

[01:01:13] I fucking love Amsterdam.

[01:01:14] I want some ice cream.

[01:01:15] I'm going to Amsterdam.

[01:01:16] I bet you we could do a show on Amsterdam.

[01:01:18] We could do a show in London.

[01:01:19] We had a guy from London at the show last night.

[01:01:21] I know last night.

[01:01:22] He said, you should do a show in London.

[01:01:24] I...

[01:01:25] I...

[01:01:26] I...

[01:01:27] I...

[01:01:28] I...

[01:01:29] I...

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[01:01:40] I...

[01:01:41] I...

[01:01:42] I don't know.

[01:01:43] I got mad at Nordii, like the big cocaine.

[01:01:46] That's somewhere.

[01:01:47] Yeah, at least I'm Labour.

[01:01:48] The big sounds.

[01:01:49] Yeah.

[01:01:50] Bye.

[01:01:51] Okay.

[01:01:51] Thank you.

[01:01:52] Really?

[01:01:53] ap

[01:02:08] Hollis guards hats yes, you know the Marge Simpson hat. Yeah, I'm gonna

[01:02:13] Yeah, they put it they got a hole in the top. That's why those guys can't talk

[01:02:18] They can't move. Yeah, because they've been fucked

[01:02:22] Through their head hole their blow hole

[01:02:25] They got a blow hole to every single one of them. Yeah. That's how they choose them at birth

[01:02:32] Yeah

[01:02:33] Blow hole boys

[01:02:35] Um well, yes, we should go. Yeah, don't drink that. That's mine. Shut up to the guy from England. I

[01:02:41] Ask you get me now. There's one you know, there's one out of the cuties out there, you know

[01:02:49] The cute British boys

[01:02:51] Why are you drinking my medicine dude?

[01:02:53] To the girl who came out to hey DME. Stop checking your titties

[01:02:57] Don't don't pull a Harvey Weinstein over here. Huh? Don't pull a Harvey Weinstein over here

[01:03:04] Yeah, if you yeah, I'm threatening the podcast if I don't get titties

[01:03:09] We will kill Adam and then we can't do the podcast. Yeah, well, I'm considering myself dead Adam

[01:03:15] Well, what happened you're planning to get a motorcycle

[01:03:18] Your plan I want to pay a bunch of taxes he says he says he's going around for a while saying

[01:03:25] You know I think I'm about getting a motorcycle like when he says it we're all supposed to be like cool

[01:03:31] Oh, you know imagining

[01:03:37] Oh, yeah, it's gonna fucking run away from you as soon as you try and ride the thing

[01:03:48] I think I'd be pretty cool if I got a motorcycle now the lowest thing big the lowest tier of

[01:03:54] motorcycle riding masculinity necessary is Russian girl and

[01:03:58] And you were a couple of levels below Russian girl

[01:04:06] Yeah, dude

[01:04:09] Beautiful Julia is gonna ride up on a fucking my wife my beautiful wife Julia

[01:04:14] She's doing vlogs now

[01:04:16] Hello today is my workout you can see with the bench press, okay

[01:04:23] Yeah, I cut a hole in my iPhone so I can

[01:04:26] Fuck my iPhone while watching Julia Vins videos

[01:04:32] It's weird. I never do that with porn only Julie event. I had to destroy my iPad

[01:04:38] So that I could fuck it

[01:04:40] Arpenshi wires

[01:04:51] Yeah, oh these damn damn wires fucking up in pussy your beautiful cold Russian robotic pussy

[01:05:00] My pussy muscles have become hard from Chernobyl is she from Chernobyl son

[01:05:11] Where's the Bellaries I

[01:05:14] Don't know you you're you're asking this because you already know the answer. I don't know I was literally asking

[01:05:21] I don't know

[01:05:23] Bellaries that means beautiful Russia. Oh, it's the Italian part Russia. Yeah, man Russia seems like a fucking nightmare

[01:05:33] Dude, it seems like it would suck right I feel like I would do well there. You probably would I feel like they don't get the Sun there

[01:05:40] It's just I think I take vitamin D supplements. I don't need that shit. What when I think of Russia

[01:05:45] I think of I don't need a fucking Sun

[01:05:47] You think of what gray what kind of food do they eat there they eat like

[01:05:54] Gray

[01:05:58] Yeah, Ray Romano

[01:06:03] Raymond Raymond Raymond are you are you going back to Russia Raymond?

[01:06:10] No, is that how he sounds like he has a little voice I want to

[01:06:24] That's good, I were even talk

[01:06:27] Well, who is the dad on that?

[01:06:31] We played the dad

[01:06:34] Yes, yeah, yeah, he's he

[01:06:37] He's

[01:06:39] Eddie Coil he was in a bunch of shit in the 70s and he turned down the role of Popeye in French connection

[01:06:47] He could have been fucking

[01:06:51] The Gene Hackman character in French connection. It's crazy

[01:06:54] He looked like turned down the role because he did a movie called

[01:06:58] He loved he respected Popeye. He did a movie called Joe. I think it was

[01:07:02] Where he plays like a fucking just like a union guy in

[01:07:08] New York and he hates like the fucking hippies or whatever so he kills a bunch of hippies

[01:07:14] Yeah, and and then I guess the response to the movie was people were like yeah, fuck those hippies

[01:07:22] Like he didn't like that as an artist or whatever so he's like

[01:07:25] I'm never gonna be in a violent movie again

[01:07:27] And he turned down French connection and then proceeded to be in nothing but like crime movies and shit

[01:07:33] Right after that he looked about 65 in like 1973

[01:07:37] That's funny how guys like that go like real smooth bald on the top guys don't go bald like that anymore

[01:07:44] I guess they shave it down

[01:07:46] Nobody has a horseshoe anymore the horseshoe is a good look. I wish I had why don't you do it?

[01:07:52] I just weird fucked up managing oblique balding pattern. Oh, it's like in the middle to back dude. Yeah, just slowly coming up

[01:07:59] From the back. I want the front out. I would fucking roggo horseshoe. I'm gonna have dumb hair at some point in my life

[01:08:05] I'm gonna have a fuck ponytail

[01:08:07] bald mullet

[01:08:10] Fuck

[01:08:12] Now you gotta just shave your head

[01:08:14] I mean I will for the majority of my life. That's what if you go up bald

[01:08:17] You just got to shave your head nice. There will be a fucking you got you go to you got you you look at the two websites

[01:08:23] It's a like whoa. Well look Jason state them did it and so did

[01:08:27] Who's the other guy that's bald Bruce Willis?

[01:08:29] Mm-hmm

[01:08:30] And then you convince yourself that you're gonna have the success that those two did

[01:08:36] I'm like stop my get stopped people like are you Jason? Yeah, yeah, excuse me

[01:08:41] Yeah, it is me

[01:08:43] That was honey come here. It's Jason's say them all the way from South Africa where he's from

[01:08:51] That's not so that is Canadian accent again home Jason's death him Jesus Christ

[01:09:04] Yeah fire it up

[01:09:07] God damn it. I don't want to bike home. It's midnight. Yeah midnight right now. It's

[01:09:12] I'm struggling. I'm tired of shit. I've said I've had such a bad headache last 20 minutes

[01:09:16] Oh, I I depleted all my glycogen going for my big bike riding

[01:09:21] It's like a gym. It's uh the energy that dig that you need to

[01:09:27] Live

[01:09:28] Mm-hmm, you know someone skip biology. Yeah, I thought that was right ribosome and deplasmic

[01:09:36] Reticulum mitochondria

[01:09:38] Mitochondrial DNA yeah

[01:09:49] Yeah squiggly little ass fucking pink worm

[01:09:53] mitochondria

[01:09:55] That's it was that like somebody's name

[01:10:00] Who's titties I saw I don't know is there any of what we had a weird ice the there's one girl on the lacrosse team

[01:10:07] And she likes showed us

[01:10:09] her titties and like a weird like team bonding thing like the whole

[01:10:14] She was like you are on the girls lacrosse team

[01:10:19] Yeah, I snuck in

[01:10:22] You should I played a holy you know what I mean

[01:10:25] Little cross positions. There's four word is yeah, it's rich faggot

[01:10:30] Yeah, I'm sorry attack man. Yeah, which bag of tape rape date rapist day rape. Yeah prep school boy

[01:10:37] Secretly gay guy that jerks off to all his teammates

[01:10:42] Yeah, token fat guy all right. I don't know if this is going anywhere

[01:10:48] Black guy

[01:10:50] Do black people play lacrosse? There's always one there's always one they're just they're named lacrosse

[01:10:55] DeAndre lacrosse you don't play lacrosse

[01:11:01] I you're black across. I mean most of the kids on my team were black. Did you play the lacks?

[01:11:06] I'll wax it up in eighth grade baby. You play black Ross. I play black cross

[01:11:12] Look crosses big in Maryland. Oh, you mid-Atlantic. Oh, yeah, we didn't even have it when I was growing up in Vegas

[01:11:18] And now you're going to have like varsity DJing

[01:11:22] Vegas ads

[01:11:24] Yeah, I'm on the dubstep team

[01:11:28] Dubstep still around I think it's that seems like a Vegas thing all the shitty is types of music or for Vegas

[01:11:36] Industrial that seems like it was big in Vegas. Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. It's true

[01:11:41] I think it's pretty much ever been there. I got a bike an hour

[01:11:45] Yeah, I ate my hard-boiled eggs already get getting uber XL dude throw your shit

[01:11:50] 40 fucking dollars. Yeah, I mean that expensive fucking bike like a big dick savage

[01:11:55] Where you just take the train take the bike on the train? Yeah, when I get that flat tire I checked to

[01:12:00] To get a lift back home and it was fucking a hundred dollars

[01:12:05] From way up the top Manhattan. Yeah

[01:12:08] Is it

[01:12:11] That's like a fucking plane ticket to Cabo. It's yeah, I mean yeah, it's like a fucking yeah

[01:12:16] It is it's a one-way plane ticket to Cabo sand look

[01:12:21] Which we will be giving away to one audience member next week funny moms come on everybody

[01:12:27] We won't be there, but check out the bar. It's cool. You know, you can ask around for us

[01:12:31] I think I left a free game on the

[01:12:35] Go for pinball machine. I got the high score when we were there the night put my initials in CUM

[01:12:43] Very well done brand great represent us

[01:12:48] Yeah, that was a fun show for real though. Yeah, good really fun show Evan fucking crushed Evan stuff. Yeah

[01:12:56] He's looking a little fat though. Oh

[01:12:59] Fattish it he's fat and since and also frail

[01:13:02] Yeah, they feel good to talk to Evan instead of us like someone else that really appreciates

[01:13:07] Devoting your life to physical fitness and strength. I'm not devoting my life

[01:13:11] I go to the gym three times a week

[01:13:16] It's funny. It's nice to like serve and your snide like sarcastic

[01:13:23] Why you being so fucking defensive dude? I'm answering your question

[01:13:28] Dude before the show yesterday Nick some guy had nuts and Nick was like that guy's nuts

[01:13:32] I'm like oh good one and then he Nick just turns to me

[01:13:35] He's like I'm not fucking gonna tip put up with your fucking bullshit

[01:13:39] Snide fucking ego to I was just like just yeah, that's exactly what I said. What did you say?

[01:13:46] I was like let's I'm not in the mood for your fucking I

[01:13:50] Jokingly said no, yeah, I'm not you least of course. I jokingly said it

[01:13:54] What does it was making fun of you in front of people and they laughed at you knows just a pro

[01:13:58] So

[01:13:59] And stop laughed at you know

[01:14:01] I can't imagine like Evan was there so that's difficult

[01:14:07] Evan was there and he laughed at you too in fact everyone was laughing at you Adam

[01:14:12] No one was laughing and you didn't say first they ignore you then they laugh at you and

[01:14:17] And then that's sort of the end of your story

[01:14:20] I thought Hollywood success and then

[01:14:24] Subsequent failure. Who's what quote is that first they'll laugh at you then the Jews the Joker

[01:14:30] Yeah, and then I said nothing because they never laughed at me. Yeah

[01:14:34] No, that's a different quote. You're mixing up two quotes. No, no, I think I think it's right

[01:14:42] What was this thing in the Washington Post calling a Tallahassee toad say a white supremacist what

[01:14:51] Yeah, it's my review good article

[01:14:56] Yeah, you're listening to politics the politics quarter. Yeah, this is like a crossfire fire

[01:15:03] So debate sure you're watching the McLaughlin group

[01:15:10] That'd be a fun show

[01:15:15] Being baby so yeah, sir McLaughlin group is just a dogfight. Oh my god

[01:15:23] Let the man kill some yeah

[01:15:26] Not Sean Bell that's the premise of the joke

[01:15:29] Is that Sean Bell died so Michael Vick should be able to murder dogs

[01:15:36] Did Steve Harvey rules good point I

[01:15:39] Love him just hornily hitting on every fucking woman our family feud

[01:15:42] I like to imagine that he's a superhero that that's like a

[01:15:47] Costume that he's wearing

[01:15:50] Or he's a superhero. You know how Batman is sad. He has to pretend he's a dickhead like Bruce Wayne

[01:15:54] Oh, is that is he sad about that? Yeah, I think so I thought though

[01:15:59] Like Batman's struggle was that he was too much of a pussy to fuck Rachel

[01:16:05] That's a big part of his struggle, which is crazy

[01:16:08] You know, he would fuck her. What are you? Yeah, dude?

[01:16:12] Yeah, he knows karate and shit

[01:16:15] Gotta fucking black

[01:16:17] That car look Alfred

[01:16:25] Man I'm so tired is this is this purgatory?

[01:16:30] Well, if someone bad a how long do you think we just keep going with this fucking bullshit? I don't know

[01:16:35] I just feel like we should go until

[01:16:39] It's been an hour and then that's usually how it goes

[01:16:43] We've been doing like an hour 15 lately just to just to play it safe. I feel like it's okay

[01:16:50] For the for the girls if the episode is gonna be bad. It should at least be three and a half hours

[01:17:00] We should do some kind of anyhow what was Batman's deal

[01:17:05] Is it Rachel isn't that Rachel Rachel?

[01:17:08] Oh Rachel isn't he always saying that? Yeah, there's some dumb bitch named Rachel Maggie John Hall. Oh, yeah

[01:17:14] They replaced

[01:17:15] They replaced the other one with her

[01:17:18] Oh, I fucking hate that scene in the dark night when they're like

[01:17:21] Interrogating the Joker and she's like fucking or no the Chinese guy they get the Chinese guy in there and

[01:17:29] She's like going in and out and then I mean, you know every movie has to do it where they explain things

[01:17:34] But then he's like, you know Harvey then it's like oh

[01:17:39] If he admits to like, you know this and we can get him on Rico

[01:17:43] And then she's like Rico that means if we can charge one of them we can charge all of them as part of a conspiracy

[01:17:47] and it's like

[01:17:49] Yeah, everyone knows what Rico

[01:17:52] Yeah lawyers would know what we break those are they wouldn't fucking land wait she works for Harvey Dent, right?

[01:17:58] Yeah, they fuck to

[01:18:00] Oh, that's why that's why Batman's piss

[01:18:07] Batman movies are all about

[01:18:11] Nice one Weinstein

[01:18:14] About love triangles, you know ultimately Joker was the Joker wants to fuck Alfred

[01:18:22] Alfred wants to fuck Bruce. Yeah, yeah, Master Bruce. I've always wanted to have sex with you

[01:18:28] I want you to donate me when your parents start the first thing I do. I was gonna do is fuck you in the ass

[01:18:35] Well, it's the weight of I could just just fuck you one time, please

[01:18:43] Master white

[01:18:46] Hey guys

[01:18:47] Some man just want to bend a little boy over and burn his ass. You're the guy guy. Go from needs

[01:18:53] Oh boy, where are we at? Oh?

[01:19:01] Yeah, I think we're good. Yeah, we can wrap this up here tune a fish review it tastes like shit

[01:19:09] I might eat a can of corn

[01:19:12] Right, but dude, I fucking love corn and I love canned corn

[01:19:16] Why it's so simple it's so much easier than on the cob

[01:19:20] I

[01:19:22] God is a user friend for you. No dude. I don't like it. I don't like rotating my foods. You know

[01:19:30] That's why I don't eat fruit outside of outside of bananas. I wonder if that fart picked up. Just now

[01:19:36] Yeah, it's not like a weaves. Yes

[01:19:40] You ever see you ever see the Kirk Cameron specials

[01:19:44] We're under the water. No, we're fucking explains it

[01:19:49] Proof the god proof the god is real is a banana fits in your hand. Yeah

[01:19:56] Yeah

[01:19:58] That's just proof the gods gay, you know what I mean? Yeah, what kind of what kind of what kind of god would make fruit a gay?

[01:20:05] God that's a total fruit. Yeah, it's sweet. Mm-hmm. You know a straight guy that everything would take you fucking pussy

[01:20:12] How about this? Yeah a chimp can chew your dick off and tear your eyeballs out. Isn't that proof that God exists?

[01:20:21] If we came from if we came from chimpanzees, why don't I have the ability to rip people's hands off?

[01:20:28] That's that's my argument against evolution at what point would it have been decided in the evolutionary

[01:20:36] Process that being able to rip people's hands off is not a desirable trait

[01:20:41] Yeah, how did that get bread out of us brother?

[01:20:44] What do you have to say about that God?

[01:20:47] Nothing because you wait no

[01:20:54] Yeah

[01:20:57] Yeah, now get over here so I can rip your fucking hands off

[01:21:02] That's what I'd say to him, you know if I if we were having our debate series

[01:21:07] chimp versus God and it's yeah, and we're this not racist yeah

[01:21:15] Doesn't that doesn't correspond to the two people. Oh

[01:21:18] Right, yeah

[01:21:22] It's also the poster

[01:21:27] No

[01:21:29] I have a leisure to me and the old the grand side

[01:21:40] Under me that was graphic designers. I didn't

[01:21:45] That wasn't my point I was

[01:21:53] Damn, I want that Shroop waffle so bad

[01:21:56] Don't persevere brother. I like you know it. It's delicious, and it sounds like a German weapon

[01:22:01] That's what I like about it. You know you just mowing down Tommy's with your stroup waffle

[01:22:07] Yes, that's what I would do all right well we should guys should go to bed. Yeah, I'm pretty fucking tired all right. Goodbye everybody