Cum Town | Regular | 11/10/2017
[00:00:00] Good news everyone Adam just heard himself. He hit his head on beach
[00:00:06] Beach ass moo that fucker check we went check the levels right live check triple double check pussy pussy
[00:00:13] Okay, well, I wanted to get him Dylan on to do a Hollywood child sex abuse blowouts
[00:00:20] episode spectacular let's do that the next one yeah, I guess we should but I mean there's so much going on
[00:00:25] I guess we could just focus on Weinstein leave the pedophilia stuff. Yes for the special treat
[00:00:32] Yes, I know we already technically already did one whole episode
[00:00:37] But I want to stay on this as long as it's in the news cycle
[00:00:40] I mean really the only other thing going on is that anti-fogai that shot up the church
[00:00:50] It's black lock is by definition anonymous so fuck right an anti-fogai
[00:00:56] Right about that one it was Jake Flores that did it
[00:01:00] Jake went back down to his precious home of Texas
[00:01:12] Oh, you know, I'd never be a pretty good idea. You really punk
[00:01:19] You're so punk because I mean Rick and Morty is a good show
[00:01:27] It takes that you fucking bitch Jake we just flame your ass. Yeah, guess what dude and guess what?
[00:01:42] He got into tarot cards like a year ago hilarious. Isn't that like a girl thing?
[00:01:46] It isn't what he did trying to get sucked in girls. Yeah smart actually. Yeah, I think it worked too
[00:01:59] I didn't say that I'm sorry he RAP D if we have any if we have any
[00:02:04] listeners out there in elementary school your muffs
[00:02:17] Take that Nick really please or a PD do you have to please ass or we have a good time
[00:02:41] Why do to support Brett Ratner you fucking warm. Yeah, dude. You love Brett Ratner
[00:02:49] Just we Brett so sad that now that Brett Ratner is going down that we probably will not be getting the biopic
[00:03:01] Hugh Heffner he's got a Brett Ratner was that was gonna be awesome
[00:03:05] That's a shit these guys that are like fat ugly Jewish guys, right?
[00:03:12] Mm-hmm would never have sex. Yep, space is not do whatever they can to say space is you covered this covered
[00:03:20] It is JU space of which he raped people what more almost space of which
[00:03:26] It wouldn't have sex otherwise and then they do the one thing that allows them to have sex make a lot of money a hundred
[00:03:32] multi millionaires and control the media and
[00:03:35] Then they finally are able to have sex the only thing they ever wanted
[00:03:39] It's a pussy and now it's been taken away from them
[00:03:43] I think they were just having sex they were eating pussy. They were they had like a a gun to women's heads
[00:03:51] Did they no yeah, I think so no, they're anti-gun. Yeah, they're anti-gun
[00:03:55] They could have just it's it's it's they support the idea that no citizen should have guns
[00:04:01] And if you want to protect yourself you should have enough money to hire the government of Israel
[00:04:10] Dude, what was the fuck? That's your second amendment. I literally hire extra
[00:04:17] National fucking foreign intelligence agencies
[00:04:23] Intimidating some some was like meeting with Rose McGowan pertain to be a journalist a pistol no one should have that much power no
[00:04:36] We could trust people with that that amount of power literally something that has no effect on their lives whatsoever
[00:04:43] Right like guns, but yeah, but yeah, not only was she posing as a journalist. She posed as like a
[00:04:49] Raven re victim victim. He also ripped me
[00:04:56] Do not pay attention to a big my hands are
[00:05:11] God damn yeah, what was it hit massage or what was it?
[00:05:14] It was a security firm that was staffed by two ex-massad agents, but there's no such thing as ex-massad
[00:05:22] Yeah, blood and blood out. Yeah, but is the massage like the bloods you get gang raped to get in it's like the CIA of Israel
[00:05:30] So you so yes, you have to get raped to get into the massage. I don't know maybe do you maybe I think it is
[00:05:37] That's fucking wild. I literally did tell you on Saturday night when you were telling me about the web
[00:05:42] Here first folks Adam had a prior knowledge. I did not a prior knowledge
[00:05:47] Conspiracy when Nick told me that there were websites and like Twitter accounts that were disappearing. I was like yeah
[00:05:53] There's definitely is really secure well the websites and Twitter accounts that are disappearing are in relation to Brian Singer
[00:05:58] Uh-huh, which I think though Harvey Weinstein thing that's just one
[00:06:02] I mean the reason that story broke the New York Times saying I'm turning it like a complete conspiracy
[00:06:07] Yeah, I know you've been texting us for five days about child race and Hollywood
[00:06:11] He's coming down because going to the spotlight right now. I don't know why I don't know what about
[00:06:16] I don't know what what's the only thing that spooked me was that some guy accused Brian Singer and that
[00:06:23] Brian Singer just gets rid of his Twitter account, which means
[00:06:28] Okay, so yeah, you definitely any sad like a string of accusations over the last like, you know
[00:06:33] Oh, yeah, 20 years and then anytime like it comes up again
[00:06:37] And the people start sharing this story of this guy that brought a case against him a couple years ago who was
[00:06:43] Exposed as like a con man and a fraud or whatever, but that was like one guy right now
[00:06:49] It's also like I can see somebody turning into a con man when they were repeatedly raped
[00:06:56] By an authority figure that has the ability to you know, right?
[00:07:03] Um, but yeah, somebody accused them on Twitter and then the account disappeared because they were like threatened through dms
[00:07:11] And then a couple of places covered the story and then the articles all disappeared
[00:07:18] Yeah, how are you have to do that, but then just a good chastain
[00:07:24] Who like tweeted she was like, oh, we can't let Brian Singer get away with this or oh damn
[00:07:31] She added his ass. She was like she's name
[00:07:33] Yeah, she like linked some article about him and then that renewed interest and I guess there's some petition at ufc
[00:07:39] USC to have his name removed from the wall of famous pedophiles. Yeah, the how to rape boys
[00:07:51] Well, there's a there's a big over that venn diagram is basically a circle, you know, hiller did get rid of a couple pedophiles
[00:07:57] statistically, yeah, six million. Um, yeah
[00:08:09] Yeah, that's what i was gonna say you put yourself on the train
[00:08:15] Comitically, well, um, you know factually and
[00:08:21] Yeah, can we go to the books on that one?
[00:08:23] Jacks out cool our boy, uh, close friend of the show. Uh, Larry David got in trouble for making
[00:08:30] Pretty tame nothing holocaust jokes on us. No
[00:08:33] He said that if he was at the camps, like that's part of the conspiracy
[00:08:37] He tried to push guy make holocaust jokes so they can pretend to be mad about something
[00:08:42] But it's all orchestrated in house to get the smart off
[00:08:48] If they it's just a roundabout way to remind people of the holocaust. Yeah, the greatest tragedy that's ever happened
[00:08:58] I'm numb. I'm serious. Oh, it is it was pretty bad
[00:09:10] I'll be honest. I'll talk the holocaust was bad
[00:09:13] Yeah, it was uh, you should do it again. It was a pretty it was a yeah kerfuffle
[00:09:21] I'm 50 50 on whether we should do it again. Yeah
[00:09:24] I mean, I'm leaning no, I think it's wrong about the little people
[00:09:28] forcibly, you know castrating them yes, you know, I'm just taking a you know
[00:09:34] Take a couple bulldozers to a couple synagogues
[00:09:38] What's up? Yeah, I don't know about that. It's empty right. I don't want again. I don't want to hurt anyone
[00:09:46] Just the bad ones man. Yeah, dude. What are the bad ones? They're all bad. I don't want to I mean
[00:09:59] That's hollywood's new name. I don't know why I'm like defending synagogues right now
[00:10:03] The rape synagogue is hollywood's new name
[00:10:05] LA the big app now we have the big apple. It's the rapes
[00:10:24] Yeah, no, I mean, I'm like just so jealous of of all the alt-right guys who were having this is the best way
[00:10:31] Maybe the can you imagine how good that must feel unbelievable to just that to wake up
[00:10:41] Massad agents the hired through his fucking democrat lawyer
[00:10:49] That's the democrat lawyer is now saying that he did not sign off on it
[00:10:54] But instead he's name was literally the one on the paper
[00:10:58] Exactly and he said that uh, it was suggested to Harvey Weinstein by former Israeli prime minister a hoot barat
[00:11:06] Makes it even worse that which is literally how does Weinstein hang out with that guy?
[00:11:12] There's just in the same secret. He has so much money, dude
[00:11:15] Well, he like don't know who has more money than Weinstein David Geffen
[00:11:19] It's true and Geffen's one protecting singer David get you're absolutely right David Geffen
[00:11:24] Well, it's like that's a joke in Hollywood, right if you're like a young actor you have to suck his dick for a career
[00:11:29] Jesus really yeah, I think Brandon sucked him off. Absolutely. Of course. He did. What do you first of all?
[00:11:34] Why do you think we're doing all this? I do I'm gonna save Brandon
[00:11:38] I just I didn't want to fucking go right into it
[00:11:40] But we have to speak up on Brandon's behalf because he lacks the bravery to do it
[00:11:46] Our friend Brandon Wardell was raped our best friend every man in holiday
[00:11:56] Get a phone book find all the male names
[00:11:59] And you tweet them out as the all of these men rape Brandon
[00:12:10] Yeah, let's start Aaron Aaron berg. No, I guess I was the first one Aaron Aaron Aaron
[00:12:34] I've prayed for him every day since he moved to Hollywood and hashtag Brandon too
[00:12:48] I was about to say but I didn't know if I
[00:12:51] Yeah, there's like a rumor that Andy Dick raped some weird happens when Andy and Brandon
[00:12:58] And then that came out that he was licking people or whatever and he's like that's just how I say bye
[00:13:05] He looks people on the head. He's got kids with women
[00:13:09] Yeah, I know he fucks women. Yeah, but he's also gay
[00:13:12] He also will suck off a guy. You heard about that
[00:13:14] He fucked that's what that's what did he answer is he fucked the lady cop like while she was working
[00:13:19] What she like I think came up to his hotel room
[00:13:22] He was like drunk and causing a ruckus and he like grabbed her and like charmed a lady cop
[00:13:28] That's kind of a deal straight up. That's pimp dude. That's pimp is shit. It's pimp juice
[00:13:32] And it wasn't even like the stripper kind of lady cop. It was a real lady. She hot
[00:13:41] Huge dick have you ever fucked have you ever fucked a cop?
[00:13:47] I've seen a cop's dick my old roommate in Baltimore was a cop
[00:13:51] And I saw his dick you lived with a cop. Yeah, my friend Josh is a cop. Did you blow trees? Yeah, they used to steal his gun
[00:14:00] Oh, they got those with your brother. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so fun to take his gun. Yeah, anyway, so I guess
[00:14:08] The uh the overall chart you got david geffen at the top right right underneath him
[00:14:14] You got the guys he's protecting hard for some reason which is I guess
[00:14:17] Brian singer for exposure reasons john padece bill clinton
[00:14:25] Uh jeffrey ebsdene who took you got the little too crazy with it, right? Yes. Is jeffrey ebsdene dead
[00:14:33] No, he did two two weeks in community service
[00:14:43] Oh my god supervised release or something
[00:14:50] Then you know, it's like the abuses of the justice system at the top or so much fucking worse than the ones at the bottom
[00:14:55] I mean, it's the same for like financial crimes
[00:14:58] Well, it's like the fact that it's like, you know, like
[00:15:01] Black lives matter it is important to say but also not as much as like rich lives
[00:15:07] Don't matter nearly as much as like we were pretending that they do
[00:15:11] Right. I guess it doesn't really fit into a fucking hashtag, but like it's not a good hashtag
[00:15:15] You you literally can rape and murder a child and do 10 months
[00:15:20] That is pretty fucked up. Yeah, I am oh
[00:15:23] Yeah, and like everybody got mad about that ethan couch kid as if like
[00:15:28] That the problem is that's a child of someone that's a fucking billionaire rather than the fucking billionaire themselves
[00:15:35] ethan couch was the affluenza kid that got off. Oh, yeah, he's too rich to understand consequences
[00:15:41] That's unbelievable. Do I mean it's pretty believable and it's actually you know what?
[00:15:45] I have more sympathy for ethan couch than I would if his father did something similar and got an equal punishment
[00:15:57] You know the kid who just has some like
[00:16:01] Absentee father that throws money at him instead of in lieu of being an actual parent
[00:16:06] Like he's fucked up, but he still what he what he do. He like killed. Oh, yeah, he killed
[00:16:14] But in terms of like fuck who more right sure obviously the father because he should fucking know better
[00:16:22] Yeah, I mean, but I hope that kid goes to jail and you know bad things happen to him for you know for a while
[00:16:28] I'm not gonna say, you know what we're all about. We send them to hollywood. I hope that happens to be coming
[00:16:34] Exactly exactly. Yes. I yeah, I hope in jail whoever he's with likes to role play his harvey Weinstein
[00:16:40] Yeah, he catch my drift. You know what's the funniest thing I was looking at the instagram page for uh
[00:16:49] Michael ovets was like the co-founder of cia
[00:16:52] Okay, and it's like if you're like a girl whose dad was like a billionaire
[00:16:57] Yeah, you just become a fashion designer and you're like 30s, right? Yeah, when you still talk like you're fucking 17
[00:17:03] Yeah, yeah, you're like it's not bitches
[00:17:09] I'm a fashion designer now like yeah, nothing I've done before this is literally what the fuck is the fashion industry
[00:17:15] It's like rich. It's rich girls. Yeah, yeah, but don't even like pretend like game and gay guys
[00:17:25] The only good kind of funny like bitchy like they do insults no, but they're like no
[00:17:30] insult common drag race drag drag queens or that but gay guys in fashion are just mean
[00:17:37] And they don't make enough clothes for fat people. Yeah. Yeah, it's my problem
[00:17:42] Stop you should start getting custom clothes. I would love somebody with like an orthopedic disease. No like a rich person
[00:17:51] Just stop fucking touching things. I wasn't I was just it was just helping me focus. It helps me if i'm
[00:17:56] Yeah, what's fucking my hand which everybody else what's it's not distracting?
[00:18:00] Which should be the custom clothing I get like a nice fucking velvet suit what
[00:18:05] If I got custom if you get a custom piece of clothing, what would it? Oh, I meant like t-shirts and pants
[00:18:10] Your shirt literally doesn't cover your body. It does your
[00:18:14] Riding under your shirt. You're riding up because of because of my relaxed stance
[00:18:18] Either your body is leaking out of your clothes
[00:18:25] Out of your fucking chair dude, sexily spilling out dude
[00:18:29] She's showing you a little some prepend whatever fucking adjective you want to it. It's
[00:18:34] You don't fit in your clothes. I'll prepend and then I'll
[00:18:39] Rear-end what was that word prepend? Yeah, that's a good one. What does that mean?
[00:18:43] It's like well, you know you append something you can prepend. Oh, okay. All right. Got it. Yep
[00:18:49] That I can append I'll put my dick in your append dicks. Okay through your
[00:18:55] Appendix. Yeah, you fucking you want to fuck you so deep. It's gonna rub your appendix and you're gonna get appendicitis
[00:19:04] I hope you get I hope you get to perforated rectum from being fucked too hard by my friends
[00:19:11] Stop with me the other friend you have is tough and then the cat
[00:19:23] Jake Flores. Yeah. Oh, I don't really want to fuck out of him, but
[00:19:32] Dude that would be kind of punk stop pretending you have a good jake impression. I do know kj
[00:19:37] No, you don't do it. I don't know him at all. Literally everyone I know it does a better jake impression than you
[00:19:42] Everyone you know is me and style all my friends back in Texas. Oh
[00:19:49] That's better than Adam. That's not better than mine doesn't really do a good impression anybody
[00:19:54] Yours yours does suck to be fair. Yeah, I'm not saying mine's good, but it's better than yours
[00:20:00] That's not good. Shut up. That was bad. Jake. That's jake
[00:20:16] So what else is in the news boys? I don't know some I don't know if a bunch of people won day night elections
[00:20:22] Yeah, I guess we were supposed to vote for mayor today, but I wrote an Anthony wiener
[00:20:28] Hell yeah, dude. Give him a man a shot. Give him a govern from jail. I believe in a chapter
[00:20:33] Uh 10 at this point. It's like in the second chapter
[00:20:37] Listen dude. If if if like mafia don'ts can run their criminal operation from jail
[00:20:42] Yeah, why can't wiener be mayor from jail that documentary is so mafia don'ts can't do that
[00:20:47] Yeah, they sort of do. Yeah, they just make pasta sauce. Yeah, that looks
[00:20:51] They're part of good fellas is so awesome. Yeah, then they make the garlic because I was I was walking out of the office shop yesterday and heard uh like
[00:21:00] I turned around. Oh is raseen raseen's there. He's wearing a full body
[00:21:07] Dude, we heard the other side of that interaction from raseen just now. What's that? He said, uh, I saw nick and he was dressed normally
[00:21:18] He's like I saw I saw I saw nick and uh the guy that works at the coffee shop is
[00:21:25] And he saw me talking to you to nick and then nick left and then the barista goes up to me. He's like is that your friend
[00:21:32] And he's like yeah. Yeah, that's my friend nick. He's like yeah. He's got like anger issues or something
[00:21:37] He's like yeah, like uh, it's a five dollar minimum. He'll like mutter to himself and stuff
[00:21:42] No, I know for credit card. That's what the barista said about you dude. No, I won't
[00:21:50] Look, man. Don't get mad at us. That's what the barista said. Don't raise your voice man
[00:21:53] I think I see what the barista said but that fucking coffee shop
[00:21:57] Someone else I would take it. Yes. Sounds like you're getting a little hot. Well, I don't I don't need his fucking review of my
[00:22:05] Dude, purchase fuck you asshole. Give you one start
[00:22:10] Damn dude. You told mike that you muttered after you he said five dollar minimum for credit cards
[00:22:17] How's that feel? I think I just forgot there was a five dollar minimum and I said oh never mind I have cash
[00:22:22] Well, you gotta talk to this guy. Yeah, let's go fuck him up. Dude. I will no one disrespects our boy
[00:22:28] Did you have the man? Wait? Do you have the copy? He's a gay man
[00:22:31] That's what I was gonna factor into the story. Well, yeah, he sucked off for scene after he's okay
[00:22:36] So you're saying he's part of this smear campaign by hollywood homosexuals
[00:22:45] That's right dude. No pedophilic homosexuals. Yeah
[00:22:48] Probably um is there a term for people that are attracted to boys like only boys. What are you talking about?
[00:22:56] Yeah, gay pedophile. They're like a specific type of pedophile. It's an adam Friedland
[00:23:02] Oh good one. That's what the in the in the ds. Well, that's what peteraasti is. I mean by definition
[00:23:08] I thought peteraasti is teenagers. No peteraasti is fucking boys
[00:23:13] Oh, what's the one if it's fucking teenagers? Oh, I don't know. It's like he befile
[00:23:17] It's he befile. He befile he befile he befile
[00:23:20] He bear him he befile yeah he befile he bearish
[00:23:32] Do I remember how much it sucked with trump won this is a year ago. It was a year ago today
[00:23:38] Yeah, it was I was on a fucking fucking weird date
[00:23:41] I went on a date. These are dates are weird. They're always it like noon. No, that was one time dude relax
[00:23:47] No, it's happened numerous times. Well, you gotta get a brunch sometimes you hit a fucking flea market
[00:23:52] You do the brunch after you have sex with right you go on you go on like first dates in the middle of the day
[00:23:58] Yeah, that's that's happened like that's happened like I'm gonna try and go smash with this woman that only
[00:24:05] Would allow me to meet her at a car max
[00:24:07] At 10 a.m. You know shooter shoot she said we have to be in the middle of Union Square
[00:24:18] I'm gonna have sex guys with this one with a couple times you guys
[00:24:27] At 3 p.m. Anyway, motherfucker, either of you have a bathroom scale I have to stand on while on webcam
[00:24:34] The proves are that I'm under 300 pounds. I've been under 300 pounds for years now
[00:24:43] It's been five years. Thank you. I'm fucking pissed at that stupid fucking barista
[00:24:59] Anger issues fuck you in your $5 minimum. It's a coffee shop
[00:25:05] That's the number one thing you get it is having a fucking $5 minimum at a bodega is different
[00:25:11] You sell fucking beer and shit that costs more than five dollars
[00:25:14] What you think I'm supposed to buy a fucking scone every time I get a coffee. Yep your piece of shit take that old cookie
[00:25:21] Yeah, fuck the fuck scones fuck scones put more chocolate
[00:25:25] Give certificate for burly in my house. Is that yours? Yeah, I think so. We were cutting up low with it for a hundred
[00:25:32] What's it like a hundred and fifty dollars? Uh, yes, I'm like that. I got a deal over there. Oh, okay
[00:25:38] Well, that's why I got a real anger issues. What's your deal?
[00:25:40] I got guys everywhere a lot of people don't know that about me
[00:25:44] But I get discounts fucking everywhere. I got guys everywhere. You're the wealth. You're like a cop kind of wow
[00:25:50] Yeah, it's more of like a you scratch my back. I scratch yours
[00:25:53] No, I've just always prided myself and having deals and guys yeah having guys is having guys is cool
[00:26:00] It always felt cool to be a regular I straight up had a sure when Williams guy before me and you were friends really yeah
[00:26:05] I feel good 40% on a guy. Yeah, we took advantage of it
[00:26:09] But I had a sure when we was good nothing feels better than when you're at a bar and they know you and they give you fucking beer
[00:26:15] For free and someone fucks up in order to give you the food. Yeah
[00:26:18] Yeah, how much would you kill to have a ranch dressing guy stuff?
[00:26:24] What kind of ranch is it hidden valley in valley?
[00:26:26] In valley. Thank you. It's a good truck with holes up to your house bad
[00:26:30] So I got your hose to your face like the gas station does sound pretty cool
[00:26:35] But hidden values not good enough if it was like one of those homemade fucking creamy ass ranches
[00:26:40] Mm-hmm. I would give a I would be so like a milk man like he brings like
[00:26:44] Unmarked bottles of rain what happened to that a milk man. They fucked everybody's wives. Yeah, is that what happened? No, they invented
[00:26:56] How long did that what if you just missed the milk man?
[00:26:59] They should just turns into yogurt on your front steps. Yeah, that's what happens to milk when you leave it out
[00:27:04] It's a yoga eventually it does bitch if it's hot
[00:27:08] If it's hot it'll turn into yogurt pretty quick just curls in a day
[00:27:12] And that's what you that's what do you think yogurt is? No, there's a process. No, you got to separate. Yeah
[00:27:19] Don't really understand basically yogurt. You should know how yogurt works. That's one of the things you should know
[00:27:25] No, that's all we have left. I know how to cover up what sex people no Greek people Greek people is yogurt
[00:27:35] Everyone used to take their cues from us everyone was fucking boys
[00:27:38] Well, who do you think's gonna be the next person the I also I want to say I read on Twitter today from an anonymous account
[00:27:47] David Geffen raped Keanu Reeves. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, maybe that's why so pouty and sad allegedly
[00:27:55] Somebody I love I love I'm hoping that's the plot of John Wick 3
[00:27:59] What if that's the future of Hollywood? It's just it's like the revenge
[00:28:04] You know, it's all the actors getting revenge on the people that raped them. That'd be a lot of movies, dude
[00:28:10] Yeah, that would be like that would be more than Marvel's fucking calendar. Well, fuck it. It'll be an original story. Yeah
[00:28:20] You know, we remember what if the Ninja Turtles lived in the same universe as
[00:28:26] Master splinter was death the street shark. Oh shit splinter was definitely molesting the two hanging out with teenage boys
[00:28:32] Come on. Yeah, he was their sense furry ass rat
[00:28:35] I'll open those smooth butt cheeks or I'll turn the wind button. We are an Asian stone rape
[00:28:41] They're too peaceful. No, they definitely have balance about the rape of named king of fame
[00:28:46] That's a famous that's a famous Asian on Asian. It's not Asian on turtle. You're right. No, you got me there
[00:28:53] Listen, well, you're right. He was Jewish
[00:28:55] I forgot about his Asian I was just imagining his voice
[00:29:01] I would always watch that movie as a kid with my eyes closed. Yeah, and they were regular people. You should open it up
[00:29:07] They're pretty good movie. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know I didn't watch I didn't know you were supposed to watch movies with your eyes
[00:29:13] Until yeah, I thought you just listen to them
[00:29:16] Because we had a word you just tell your story about your cousin beating off the pink the pink. Yeah, just the music the music. Yeah
[00:29:25] You know his retarded cousin at their at their grandmother's oh, yeah
[00:29:35] At her shiva at my parents house. Nobody knows what a shiva is like a wait listeners. It's when you get a boy
[00:29:42] Usually a Gentile boy. Yeah, and you say we're gonna make you a star kid
[00:29:50] You're gonna be the greatest star in the world. All you gotta do is one thing
[00:29:58] Is watching sit on this plate of butter
[00:30:02] And wait until it warms up. I'm gonna diddle myself until I have half an erection
[00:30:12] So my yeah after my grandma died my cousin was laying on a mess of it actually blow out all the candles on the menorah
[00:30:20] Your ass, yeah, and then you turn that boy into a woman
[00:30:27] Fuck what were we talking about his cousin beating off? Oh, yeah, so yeah
[00:30:40] Walking on Memphis walking Memphis, right? Yeah, yeah, but it's
[00:30:45] Suckin a man's dick. I think you said that before who cares that's a good one. It's a good one. I'm a man's dick
[00:30:59] Yes, I know from to my common is as you know who
[00:31:05] You know who else probably I don't know we should probably just not wildly accused people. No, no, no
[00:31:14] Weird al yankovic for sure. Yeah. What do you think was weird about him? Yeah? What do you think yank means?
[00:31:19] Yes, we can get young kid. Yeah, good. What's his last name? I'm convinced
[00:31:41] Who else dude who else is he weird about the wild league?
[00:31:44] I would just want to like zoom in on the head of that like is whatever whoever like in the Israeli government is friends with that
[00:31:52] Security firm is this story broke today
[00:31:55] Up close shot tight shot of their face while the curb your enthusiasm song
[00:32:02] Has we have like oops looks like we just created a shit ton of global antisemitism
[00:32:12] Intithesis to the only reason the fucking masa'd exist
[00:32:16] Yeah, what about Munich to right so the masa guys. Yeah move on from killing terrorists. Yeah to covering up
[00:32:29] So Munich was about yeah, Nick was about masa guys killing the people that attacked the olympics. Oh tight
[00:32:36] Is that a good movie? It is kind of a tight move
[00:32:42] Had a weird little run remember he was the Hulk in the shittiest Hulk movie. Yeah, he was the badly ones, right? Yeah. Yeah. I like that movie
[00:32:50] I watched the new haul. There was there was a sense of like
[00:32:55] Like loneliness and heartbreak to the angli Hulk that I thought was like fitting. Yeah for the stories
[00:33:01] Yeah, but it was just missing something. I don't know. It was just boring. I remember it was j- was
[00:33:05] I enjoyed it. Who's a woman? Oh, Jennifer com. She's a dime. Good God almighty
[00:33:11] How did I ever tell you about go to see house and sand the fog with this fucking yeah, yeah, yeah enormous idiot Ben Kingsley
[00:33:17] Yeah, no, no this big fat kid that I used to know here's my mom's boss that we walked out and yeah
[00:33:25] I'm enjoying the movie and halfway through he's like, yeah, we're not gonna see your naked. Let's go
[00:33:29] I just like forced me to leave the theater with a
[00:33:34] An alpha like me would have never fucking stood for that. I would have clocked him in the fucking jaw
[00:33:39] That sat back down. We never clocked anyone in your life. I fucked up this one kid. Joey right after he punched me
[00:33:45] You fucked him up. How old are you? I was like
[00:33:49] 10 or have you been in an adult fight how much did you weigh he was fatter than me? Thank you very much
[00:33:53] You the two fat everybody two fattest school or fight
[00:34:05] No, but I'm fucking itching if anybody wants to get their ass kicked come to nix house
[00:34:11] I'll be here just knock on nix door beat him up first. Yeah to get to you the boss. You're the boss
[00:34:18] Next to sub boss. You're the sub boss. I'm the atom is the koopas
[00:34:21] I'm a buddy all the time. Yeah, Adam. I'm one of the turtles that loses my shell and I'm like, I'm so cool
[00:34:29] Yeah, those turtles in mario are definitely jewish. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I played the new mario on switch
[00:34:34] You got a switch right? I didn't get a switch. I played it. So we'll go to wheel. Yeah, we'll minick or go
[00:34:39] Yeah, so if you're donating their patreon just be advised to spend their money on nintendo unlike us
[00:34:46] I bought red white adult playstation. Yeah
[00:35:00] I bought three cast iron pans recently a cast iron pans aren't that expensive? I got three on deck for me
[00:35:06] You got three. Why'd you get three? Because now I'm making every i'm making cakes at the same time
[00:35:13] It's gonna be awesome. You're gonna die
[00:35:20] Can I even pretend you're on a diet? I am though
[00:35:24] He's turning his leg. No entire cakes for yourself. I have been bro. This is no not even close to your birthday
[00:35:33] Mugs so I'm practicing for my birthday cake
[00:35:36] I mean like I can understand like not fucking maintaining your diet
[00:35:40] Maybe like eight next rupees of bacon, but you bought a separate cast iron so you could make
[00:35:46] Sometimes you want to make two steaks sometimes you want to make two steaks on a fucking cast iron
[00:35:51] When i'm gonna fucking have to wait to bring to your noon dates at the public library
[00:35:58] Yes, exactly. I'm in the fucking i'm in the fucking free db
[00:36:02] Most gross. Yeah, stop most times stops on a date the girls wearing a wire
[00:36:24] Yeah, dude real fucking letharios can do it in any fucking
[00:36:53] Bullshit new day. I've had sex recently. Thank you
[00:36:56] Okay, it was my dig all the way hard. No, no, you gotta stop taking at her. I'm done with that role
[00:37:03] I put up I put up a bed. It also makes you angrier too
[00:37:08] No, I mean, I think that's just yeah, why don't you go buy a drink over at burly see if yeah
[00:37:13] Yeah, yeah, see if the barista has any cat. They said i'm cute. How ya anger issues doing today
[00:37:18] The barista said I was cute and nice. How are your fucking age issues? Yeah take that
[00:37:23] Hey, are you the fucking quid that was going around saying I got angry issues
[00:37:37] Oh fuck shuts out to nick has a mark wallberg poster above his bed. That's not true
[00:37:44] No, no, it's it's not it's not actually just a poster with like thumbtacks. It's a frame poster
[00:37:50] It's a fan poster and he has lights that fucking of a young
[00:37:58] A useful mark mark and then we are not doing a bit and then to clip on whites on his headboard
[00:38:06] It's true nigmulan does have a headboard
[00:38:08] Oh, yeah, that he can dim to make mark look more mysterious. Do you look in his eyes while you come? Of course
[00:38:21] I love coming ways. Yeah, so I guess there's just not going to be movies anymore
[00:38:25] Um, you have to give holly black women. I saw a rang and rock. I saw a Thor rang
[00:38:31] Are you gonna get how many different movies can you make about church or getting your hair cut?
[00:38:36] Can you possibly have yeah, how many times have they secretly gotten us to space?
[00:38:39] You know, I think it is pretty ironic that they made a lot of they didn't make that movie. That's true hidden figures
[00:38:46] I think it's it's it's funny that they made a lot of movies about catholic pedophilia like doubt and spotlight
[00:38:53] I watched this documentary in open secret and they can't get
[00:38:56] Funding okay. Why don't you let me tell the story because I watched the documentary instead of saying a thing
[00:39:01] I told you to my face as I'm about to say yeah multiple people
[00:39:06] That's about to me. Yeah, no, no, they didn't
[00:39:15] Nick definitely told us first and there's been texas about it nonstop
[00:39:19] Yeah, and you kind of could have told you could you could feel that's where his story was going right?
[00:39:24] That's not the point of the story. I have to say the facts first
[00:39:31] Fright stole my name. I have to be the first one to say it
[00:39:34] Adam stop talking let Nick finish his story. Oh, thanks
[00:39:44] Anyways, yeah, so she made she made an Oscar nominated movie about catholic priests raping boys
[00:39:53] But pahollywood pedophiles and they're like, well, I'm taking one more to see this. Yeah, this is bad movie
[00:39:59] Oh, yeah, it was good. Go ahead and not distribute this at all. It's fucking 93 percent rating on rotten tomatoes
[00:40:06] Like yeah, nobody would want to see this
[00:40:08] I don't imagine a world where people could want to watch this
[00:40:12] And then and then like the fucking even the people that are are like going hard defending that group or whatever is like
[00:40:20] It's like sort of a hack job and and you know the case was sort of discredited
[00:40:25] And it's like yeah, welcome to the fucking world of documentaries right right right every single one is like extremely biased
[00:40:32] Yeah, I should show me a documentary that's worth watching that isn't just propaganda
[00:40:39] I don't know. Definitely not Restrepo. That's all propaganda thin thin blue line thin blue line is filled with bullshit
[00:40:46] As much as I love aral Morris. Yeah, first of all, Texas. Not even a state. Yep. I'm not
[00:40:51] Thinking it's this it doesn't stay to fog of war
[00:40:55] Also, heirl moir. Yeah, also a moral that definitely has an agenda. I mean I agree with it. Yeah, I see only one I've seen
[00:41:01] It's a war is actually not that good. No
[00:41:07] Um and aromorris is first two documents. Gates of heaven is really good masterpieces burn in florida's
[00:41:16] I'm gonna peep it every single person is just like a amazing character. Yeah
[00:41:24] No, he like moved down there, right? No
[00:41:27] He went down there because running florida was famous for this type of insurance fraud right where people
[00:41:34] Oh, yes cut their limbs off or whatever. They were cutting out who's saying the facts to my face. Huh?
[00:41:39] Now who's saying you asked me? Do you know
[00:41:41] We still had him because I wanted to and then I said he doesn't know it. Yeah
[00:41:46] And then I'm answering a question with me like oh, yeah in fact, I'm pretty sure we talked about this on the podcast
[00:41:50] Did we you know one of my only the only documentaries I watched 30 for 30s, baby
[00:41:54] Yeah, they're all good sports, baby and I've cried to like 60%
[00:41:58] Imagine you shirtless in your kitchen cooking three different cakes at once
[00:42:05] Watching 30 for 30 documentaries on a tiny tv
[00:42:08] It's a big mysterious gender pretty small right now one of those tiny kitchen the little white panasonic
[00:42:17] Eating icing directly out of the can with like a
[00:42:23] Do you remember those kitchen phones that had like a fucking cord that was like 90 feet long?
[00:42:32] Observational bit. Okay. Try that one for real. Do you guys you guys ever have that do you ever have that portable tv or handheld tv?
[00:42:39] No, how cool those were remember hand portable dvd players
[00:42:44] Yeah, that was like tech Chinese people love those still they love yeah
[00:42:48] I see people good on to china town every store has like
[00:42:51] A fan that's clearly designed to just burn down an entire apartment building
[00:42:58] Chinese aren't afraid of fans of the koreans
[00:43:03] Yep, no, I mean like a you know like an electric fan. Yeah. Yeah koreans are afraid of like electric
[00:43:14] For to if do you want found with wire coming out? Oh, yeah, that's cool. Be extra
[00:43:20] I love that Chinese people love ripping people off too. Yeah in china town
[00:43:24] I'm gonna go into places and they'll be like, oh the credit call minimum is 18 dollar
[00:43:33] First of all all you sell is pencils and dried mushrooms
[00:43:46] Uh fuck dude, I do I mean I love going to china town getting fake shit though
[00:43:50] I bought a fake Burberry or a fake Gucci backpack from china town
[00:43:55] Doesn't work also about a fake woman to have sex with down there. Yeah, it was it turned up being a guy
[00:44:01] You gotta blow up to all you're having sex with its ass
[00:44:20] I can't imagine fucking those would be like I know what like what is the appeal that blow up doll?
[00:44:26] It's like a gag, right? It's something like a four-year-old would come up with yeah
[00:44:35] Definitely fuck. I remember being a little kid and like my friend's dad for his birthday got a blow up to all his a gift
[00:44:41] and they had in his basement and my friend was like
[00:44:46] I forget how we guys talk about he's like dude. Can you imagine like if you're a girl putting a vibrator in your pussy?
[00:44:56] Friend is trans dude. I don't even know if that's gay
[00:45:02] I'm saying really it's weird, but it's not gay. I don't think imagine how good that why would I ever imagine a woman's pleasure
[00:45:21] Genghis consties minions. Uh, by the way, I interpreted that movie to be down syndrome people
[00:45:27] Yeah, yeah, they got Steve girl. That's why they're despicable
[00:45:33] Steve girls character just fucked a bunch of bitches in a fucking x-ray machine
[00:45:37] Oh, he plays like a hunchback in that movie. I've never seen who plays a hunchback Steve krill in what minions?
[00:45:44] Yeah, right? He's the guy. He's like a spooky guy. He's actually saw a minions and what was good
[00:45:50] Real minions. I only know it from the jokes people make about it on twitter. Yeah, you have never seen it either
[00:45:56] I doubt it's good. You know, it's a lot better than minions. It's also yellow
[00:45:59] Funions that is true. All those minions got after Brandon. I used to think I remember being when I was a kid
[00:46:07] And I was fat. I would eat funions and I was like healthy. Yeah
[00:46:12] Yeah, believe me brother. I had that same thought
[00:46:22] I used to drink like three of Arizona iced tea tall boys. I'm like it's ice tea
[00:46:28] Tea baby queens out the system flushes out my kidneys
[00:46:34] Shit as good as hell. It's with the native americans in Arizona made so with all those jacked Buddhist
[00:46:41] Drink before they set themselves on fire
[00:46:44] That's in that mr. Shy city video where he's going through his fridge
[00:46:47] He's like it's for the erica bodhuk type of girls like his concept of Arizona iced tea is for like spiritual
[00:46:54] Yeah, whoa girls mr. Shy city shots out to him. That's one of the classic all-time great videos great internet videos
[00:47:01] Here's a question Adam. Why do you hate black women so much? So I don't
[00:47:05] So true. That's a good question. I've had a lot of listeners email me and say
[00:47:10] Nick um a poc trans woman and um big fan of the show, but adam clearly has a problem with
[00:47:52] Well, can I respond can I be given a chance to respond? No, you need to sit down sit down and examine yourself man
[00:47:59] I appreciate everyone in my life. That's what whatever that acronym was
[00:48:10] You want a hazard a guess Adam? I forget I already immediately forgot
[00:48:24] After dark baby. Yeah, this is a lake. I'm the boys come at the play. I'm delirious. I've been eating Reese's cups all day
[00:48:31] Yeah, I'm tired as fuck dude. Yeah, we're tired. I had to work today
[00:48:41] Fuck I'm so laughing about that that meme from earlier
[00:48:49] The white guy arm and the black eye arm locking and then it says white guys black eyes and the hands are grass
[00:48:55] And in the middle it says loud black women hating loud black
[00:49:00] That's the common ground between white men and black men
[00:49:05] Well, just the way the hands were like yeah, it's a solid meme. Yeah, it was very funny solid meme
[00:49:10] Yeah, if untrue for me, I love all my soul sisters out there. Oh, I don't hate anybody
[00:49:16] You don't hate anybody except that gay man who served
[00:49:30] Wait, yeah, what is it? Is that your friend? He's got anger issues
[00:49:34] I have an anger issue because I don't like a five dollar minimum
[00:49:37] Yeah, which I fucking didn't I just said literally nothing. I just pulled cash out of my wall
[00:49:42] He said you muttered you mad you mad camera. I got dirt on you. You mad
[00:49:49] She has to have the camera jiles my close personal friend how much how about this? We should
[00:49:55] Spend some of the patreon money to hire
[00:50:01] As we can me. Yeah, they could ruin my life like in two days. That would be
[00:50:07] How could they ruin your life? We should hire them to spy on day and nine and that would be fucking funny, dude
[00:50:16] Should we read it? We should read it sometime. We should do a dramatic reading. We should just shoot it
[00:50:23] We really should steal his pilot. That would be funny as shit. I mean he'd sue me
[00:50:27] How we wouldn't make any money off of it. Yes, we would for making money. This is a fucking business
[00:50:33] Put it out for free on youtube. Yeah, but I mean people would know to watch it because of this show
[00:50:39] We wouldn't sell ad if you don't think there would be a way for him to sue you. Yeah, he's just producing his pilot
[00:50:45] Listen, I'm most I'm 93 percent. Does he have it like trademarked or some shit?
[00:50:50] 93 percent lawyer seven percent pedophile
[00:50:59] You can slide the scale one way or the other
[00:51:02] Yeah, old jewish men come up to me and they're like the force is strong with this one
[00:51:07] Is that what happened? Yeah, that's a great job, dude
[00:51:13] That's a strong with it. That's really funny fraygos based base. That's a cool bit to say
[00:51:42] That frankos based yoda like the way yoda talks off of
[00:51:46] Old jews. Yeah, that's why he talks like like a yeah, sicic person everyone knows that I didn't know that
[00:51:54] That's why they don't know a lot about old jews you don't
[00:51:58] Yeah, I guess not much know about old jews do you I was thought yoda was old asian having sex with men you do into your ash
[00:52:13] Having sex with men you do do sex men into your ash
[00:52:27] I remember one of the first memes I ever saw was a picture of yoda and it said up the shot fuck underneath it
[00:52:32] That's pretty good and I thought it was so funny. That's really good when I was like 10. Oh, yeah, I was like mom
[00:52:46] Had that we were laughing about I was playing playstation
[00:52:50] Somebody's somebody's somebody's playstation name was geo is gay
[00:52:57] Some immigrant kid is making fun of his younger brother named geo
[00:53:02] Mommy a is he saying that I am gay on the place?
[00:53:14] Malestrios don't make your brother say he's gay
[00:53:22] Do not fuck tell me how to play playstation. I will play station how like bitch
[00:53:46] Shut up you fucking shit up bitch man sucking my nuts you fucking her fuck you bitch man
[00:53:59] We came to this conflict not so you could say to geo that he's gay
[00:54:06] Fuck you bitch mom go make me lunch your time
[00:54:14] That's why that character was so funny. Yeah, just a general
[00:54:23] Shut up you fucking shit that bitch man
[00:54:31] Really, it's like it's crazy that this harvey wine steve has now been news for a month because everything state like is news for a week
[00:54:38] Recently and then we think of it something new happens
[00:54:42] I'm starting to think that steven paddock was a gun walk in operation gone bad
[00:54:47] Mm-hmm. Missah, maybe you do you have any cut ties to the massage? Well? No, it seems like something the ATF probably fucked up
[00:54:54] But we never talked about that video of steven paddock's brother on the pot. Yeah, why would we?
[00:54:59] It's just funny. Somebody else showed it to you who showed it. I feel it showed to us
[00:55:04] Oh, I saw it on TV like the day after it happened stop pretending you discovered it so
[00:55:08] Uh, are you serious? Yes. All right. Yes. I'm serious
[00:55:15] When you said steven paddock's brother is a pedophile on the podcast. I said what the one in florida
[00:55:23] Comments from that no I saw the video of him outside his house. You did having sex with the child. Oh fuck. Yeah, you've never seen anything in your life
[00:55:39] Rear hole. Why would my eyes be closed because you're a bitch because your eyes are close
[00:55:45] You're getting calmed on your face your eyes are closing your you're blowing the tip of a penis like there's an eyelash on
[00:55:56] That's just more romantic a little birthday candle. Oh, that's cute
[00:56:03] Ah fuck you trying to inflate the guy late with his dick like it's one of those little mouthpieces
[00:56:09] Could you kill uh you can kill a woman right by blowing it a pussy
[00:56:13] Kill a man by blowing in a in a dick into his dick hole. I don't know why why don't you do that?
[00:56:19] You know didn't he forcibly go down on perfect crime. Yeah, one who he kills them by eating their pussy
[00:56:25] Did you see that like some guy from gossip girl was accused of rape? Yeah, yes ed westwick
[00:56:30] And then there's all this like, you know, I don't know what the fuck gossip girl is
[00:56:34] So it's all these like, you know people that watch whatever that show is on twitter like
[00:56:38] Oh, I can't believe this like uh turd beasley or whatever the fuck he plays on the shows
[00:56:44] I can't believe you know jack shit is a rapist or whatever
[00:56:49] And then there's there's like a numerous people that were like um, y'all didn't see this coming
[00:56:57] Okay, and then like chuck or whatever's david's on the show tried to rape janitor. Oh, yeah his character
[00:57:03] I saw that. Yeah, that's so fun. Yeah, his character tried to rape someone so people were like
[00:57:08] Yeah, like all ain't no way to be hopkins be eating people. Yeah, somebody actually replied that
[00:57:14] They were like, you know, they were like, you know, Anthony Hopkins doesn't eat people
[00:57:19] He's back there. He's I would love it if we found out Anthony Hopkins eight people that would rule
[00:57:24] Rose McGowan has to call him out. Mm-hmm and Anthony Hopkins has been eating people
[00:57:32] You know, that's the next scandal. He was in Thor rangin rock. Whoa spoilers. Did you go see that?
[00:57:37] I saw yesterday. You want to kiss Chris hannah's worth of muscles. He's got big muscles
[00:57:43] You got big body and touch it. I don't want to kiss it. No, I'm not into muscles. You want to rub it
[00:57:48] No, I'm that Nick you're into muscles not on myself. No on other guys my own muscles
[00:57:55] You look at I'm not gay. I'm a straight man. Yeah, but you know
[00:58:01] Yeah, no, I don't follow anybody builders. You know how to appreciate male form my wall
[00:58:07] Follow mark wall, but you just have a picture of it. You're real
[00:58:10] I don't have a good first of all who's gay?
[00:58:14] Or the guy over here memorizing other men's bed rooms
[00:58:21] He did also just admit that you memorize his bedroom
[00:58:26] Wallberg poster. Yeah, so I'm gonna say I'm also saying as a false memory. So that's just
[00:58:32] Highs by so many men's penis. That's okay. No, it's true. It's true. That's fair
[00:58:37] It's not gay if you don't remember being gay
[00:58:40] That's what I meant to that's what there's another kind of momentum. Really doesn't have gay sex
[00:58:45] You're on a I'm just a simple homosexual
[00:58:51] I'm just a simple country homosexual finds different ways to justify his deviant behavior
[00:59:05] All I can say is this if you don't remember a homosexual act did the act even occur? No
[00:59:19] Yo, I feel bad for george michael getting arrested in the bathroom
[00:59:23] He's a sexy ass guy if he's if he's alive 20 years later
[00:59:28] If he's in his prime 20 10 years later, we still can't have sex in the bathroom
[00:59:32] But wasn't that like I mean, that's a shame. I'm a cop. What kind of cop gets assigned to the detail of the
[00:59:39] Having sex in the bathroom police Kevin's busy. That's good
[00:59:44] That's good. See is it a guy that fucks up. He has to go be like a slam
[00:59:49] Yeah, yeah, the force is strong that way. Yeah, the force is strong that sure
[00:59:53] It's funny. He's doing a joke about subway Jared being the Kaiser sozae of pedophiles
[00:59:58] You know cuz he's hiding in bedside or whatever
[01:00:00] But now I guess it's just Kevin's basic. It's
[01:00:05] I was laughing too is like the funniest thing to happen. You see that on house of cards
[01:00:10] Apparently he was just like sexually assaulting production assistance. Oh, yeah
[01:00:14] Which is like the funniest kind of person to molest is like oh
[01:00:22] Oh, I don't know if I should be in here my dad got me this job
[01:00:41] Um, I don't know, you know if you had to fuck up
[01:00:44] In Thor, rang and rock they tried to they tried to give Trump. Yeah, I mean if you had to fuck one guy in hollywood
[01:00:50] I think yeah, I think we don't agree and became it's crazy. Yeah, you had to fuck one guy in hollywood
[01:00:56] How funny is that story too about terry krews getting his dick grab that was so fun
[01:01:01] Like I just fucking in front of his wife. Yeah
[01:01:05] I mean it really is about time these Jews, you know
[01:01:09] They've been behaving without with it with him. Was it with impunity without impunity? It doesn't matter
[01:01:15] We don't need words anymore once we get rid of the Jews
[01:01:18] It's true. We don't have to think about shit. Do you see a picture of the guy?
[01:01:22] He just looks like gay harvey Weinstein. He's like bald and like yeah has beautiful blue eyes
[01:01:28] But he's ugly who the guy grabbed jerked off terry krews. Oh, who was it just another just some guy?
[01:01:34] Yeah, some guy. Yeah, yes guess what religion he is
[01:01:38] Did you look it up? I don't even know no he is. Yeah, did you look at how the person looks?
[01:01:42] Yeah, yeah, I don't actually look up any of these I just know it like popped someone pop up on facebook or some shit like that
[01:01:48] You did you googled you did not googled. I did not it was on twitter or goo facebook or something
[01:01:53] No, you looked at them. I did not fucking look at it
[01:01:57] For what reason dude, I was to finish my fantasy whatever about being the third guy in that three way
[01:02:04] To be terry krews pants trapped in between that man's hand
[01:02:19] Then that other guy at apa it was like just
[01:02:22] Fucking like on the phone at his desk with other people around being like, well, maybe I can suck your dick later
[01:02:29] But he's like on the phone with like 14
[01:02:34] And he yells at his secretary. Yeah, christ give me a goddamn boy in here
[01:02:42] Yeah, and then they're trying to say that they didn't know about that behavior Jesus Christ, dude
[01:02:47] Yeah, you want to fuck kids. You're like, I'll just be an agent that works with kids
[01:02:52] Yeah, I mean it makes sense. I know I mean it's a good strategy right?
[01:02:57] It's a lot of vulnerable children whose parents and they're hot and whose parents have because they're act are really terrible
[01:03:04] And like pimp them out as it is Adam was a child actor
[01:03:10] His parents uh installed a sense of well, he never did he acting but they did want him to get molested
[01:03:21] The house begging to suck his dad's dick
[01:03:23] And his dad was hard dishes inappropriate
[01:03:26] And so he went to his rabbi and he said what are we supposed to do?
[01:03:30] And they said well, there's a solution usually it's only for gentile children, but
[01:03:34] You can put him into the entertainment industry will be molested
[01:03:45] In that movie I saw last week that with call and farewell the killing of the sacred deer
[01:03:49] There's just this random scene where he's talking to his son
[01:03:52] And he's like listen to me boy. Let me tell you a story when I was a boy
[01:03:56] I walked into my father's room and I could tell he had an erection
[01:04:00] And I was scared because I saw the erection
[01:04:02] So I touched his erection and I masturbated his penis and I walked out and there was to come everywhere
[01:04:07] And I've never told anyone that before that's a movie randomly in the middle of the movie
[01:04:12] Hollywood just trying to sneak in some depraved commentary about the iron
[01:04:17] No, it was inaccurate actually. I wonder why they would do that. No, it wasn't hollywood. It was a Greek hollywood
[01:04:23] He's part of hollywood. He was a Greek director
[01:04:29] I guess so. Yeah, no, they're good. So you guys are gonna help me out in the new holocaust or you guys are gonna just
[01:04:37] I click you don't know what I'm gonna. Yeah, but i'm not gonna be nice about it
[01:04:40] Why i'm opening a factory and you're gonna fucking work your ass. I'm not gonna work on this list. Yeah
[01:04:46] Come on, you know, also it's gonna be tough for me to hide that here because i'm earnest and i'm allergic
[01:04:52] The holocaust is kind of already happening and this is the factory and your job is to be called gay
[01:05:02] Every week and and shinler's podcast to be be called gay by uh
[01:05:08] Plenty of strangers to yeah. Yeah, that's part of this rape joke could have been a person
[01:05:12] And this rape joke could have been a person
[01:05:16] And this rape joke could have been a person
[01:05:23] It's very funny. Yeah, your Voldemort was good in that movie
[01:05:27] Who's Voldemort? Oh, wow, let's see Ralph fines. Rafe fines. Rafe. You've seen shinlers list. Yeah, I have somebody told me his pronouns. Rafe
[01:05:37] Does is there no L in there? No, it's Ralph. It looks like Ralph. It did the movie where his brother plays
[01:05:45] That's his brother. Yeah, Joseph funds plays Michael Jackson in a movie. It's not a movie some British miniseries
[01:05:52] Yeah, I guess apparently it was terrible
[01:05:55] But uh more blackface and cinema. Thank you
[01:05:59] Uh, you know what's a miniseries is uh, Adam's balls
[01:06:02] So it's what do you mean a series? I have more than one of them. Yeah, there's two of them in succession. They're both small. Yeah, I
[01:06:14] Bitch ass motherfucker. Is it Jose? Can Seiko is just saying like it's not that bad to have small balls
[01:06:20] He was like, yeah, that's steroids. Yeah. Yeah, he's like what's the problem with having small balls?
[01:06:25] Make sure you carry don't sit on them by accident. It's true sitting on your balls balls
[01:06:30] They're so uncomfortable. You feel like a fucking idiot. You feel yeah, it's a joke
[01:06:34] I mean, it's like it's like one of the funniest things to have if it happens someone else. It's one of the funniest things to happen
[01:06:41] Yeah, I mean, but it'd be like if if women once a week slam their breast shut
[01:06:47] They would be hilarious balls are so uncomfortable. Yeah, Stacy you look upset or you're right now
[01:06:52] I just slammed my titty shut in a car door
[01:06:55] I'm not aware of my own body during the summer balls. Jesus Christ on a really hot fuck
[01:07:02] How long do you think an old guys balls get? They big a big you probably get a gym locker room recently
[01:07:13] Most of the old guys that plan to finish the story don't let their balls hang out
[01:07:19] Yes, the planet fitness and bushwick. I used to go to it was like half
[01:07:23] dudes and jeans my favorite guys at the gym are the
[01:07:27] Like middle-aged black dudes it like just know how to work out from jail. So they wear like dickies and tans
[01:07:34] And they're insanely jacked. I know wifey. Yeah
[01:07:41] Their own external audio equipment. Oh, yeah, and there was a guy. I told you there was a guy doing that
[01:07:47] He's pill doing that you'd be like brought a fucking like boom box
[01:07:49] He's listening and then he was listening to like jade a kiss
[01:07:58] Hell yeah drinking from like a tan pico bottle like gallon that he just turned into his water bottle. Yeah
[01:08:05] You mean topo chico? No, I mean tan pico dude that pink shit. I love topo chico. What is that?
[01:08:14] No tan pico is that it's that pink cloudy fruit when I lose in taxes
[01:08:25] What it's a different one. What was it called? No, you go ahead. Tell your story about
[01:08:36] And tell me the name of the thing. What was it called? Oh, well the name it was spelled p
[01:08:47] Anytime I went by a minute. He's like, oh, do you add his soda for a pan and fire?
[01:08:54] I need a soda for a pan and fire that made me laugh real hard that and all the other bimbo's dessert products
[01:09:07] Do you have a donut because the donuts are called donuts
[01:09:12] Do you have a donuts that I could eat please
[01:09:17] Gonna go to sleep. Yeah, it's a lay one. Yeah. Thanks for being with us audience. Good night