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[00:00:12] This is race wars

[00:00:19] With Kurt medsco, no you fucking mind you and charade small

[00:00:23] Saddle down bitch

[00:00:27] All right, here we go back race wars guess it was a fucking a house with a mouthful of food I

[00:00:33] Thought the song was coming. No the song's not coming the song already played. We pretend they like it played already

[00:00:38] God damn it Kurt. Are you putting the song in post? Yes, I believe they'll put on a post next right Kurt welcome back. Thank you everyone

[00:00:46] My god, what do you eat in the fuck what is that you are openly disrespectful?

[00:00:50] You

[00:00:52] Eat like a runaway just Coca-Cola and pastries motherfucker you did your parents die. Why do you eat like this?

[00:01:00] Were you raised in a well?

[00:01:04] I hear you know, but I'm plugged in. Oh John. Can you just the headphones?

[00:01:09] Really?

[00:01:10] House my white daughter's in the house and Kurt tick Nick. What's up man? Oh wait? Oh my god. I almost went deaf just now

[00:01:24] I had it right it perfect all of a sudden is getting louder and louder. We got it charades black

[00:01:29] Welcome back Kurt. Thank you now. What you are still going?

[00:01:34] What was happening Nick Mullen is also saying that it's also a episode. Oh my god focus. Yeah

[00:01:41] Someone's was coming in in the background. What is going what I tell you what it's come down to is episode of come town

[00:01:46] It is all to do a lot of these joint things. Yeah, there we go. Yeah

[00:01:51] We both do half the work. Yes, you know for twice the financial game. I see that's how you work it

[00:01:57] Mm-hmm. See Nick know how to work the system right next learn how this old patreon game. Yeah, we got to listen to him

[00:02:03] Yeah, yeah, how much you making now a month a million? I don't know

[00:02:07] I think it's a 23,000 a month now Jesus Christ

[00:02:09] How is everything with your commie friends and the communist world of communist?

[00:02:13] Oh, the communist make more money than I do. That's my favorite part of that whole thing. Wait, what's the whole?

[00:02:17] How do you make it money same thing patreon? I stole their business model. Wait, this was a comedy

[00:02:22] We didn't yeah, yeah, I know they were commies. I mean, they're socialist. They're democratic socialists, which is like I just

[00:02:29] I'm not communist, but you know how much money they making. Oh shit

[00:02:34] There's is almost at a hundred thousand a month now

[00:02:38] This table they make almost a milk make almost like 1.3 million a year. I think

[00:02:44] Yeah, for commie nonsense. Why can't we talk more commies? Are they redistributing it to the poor?

[00:02:49] Yeah, they give a lot of the money to charity and shit and it's a charity

[00:02:53] Yeah, I think they had to give a lot of money to rain after Josh and Droski posted that that Bill Cosby joke

[00:03:00] Who's rain rain is the I don't understand how it works. It's a charity that

[00:03:06] It's a charity okay, which is like is the plan to just pay people to not rape

[00:03:12] I don't understand how rape charity works. I don't know but they got a new puzzle more rape. Yeah

[00:03:17] Does that serve a relief for reaping charity

[00:03:21] They just they provide those blankets they put over you at the end of a

[00:03:29] Yeah, well, let me tell you something cuz I

[00:03:35] Feel like that would be triggering because you're gonna get raped in a bed. That's filled with blankets

[00:03:40] I would want to see you after a long rape session is another blanket

[00:03:44] Keep the pillows away from me. I love

[00:03:48] linoleum floor

[00:03:49] To curl up on it

[00:03:52] My ass all over the kitchen floor sometimes the floor is the problem. Yeah, yeah

[00:03:59] Yeah, what's the least likely place to get raped probably on an escalator?

[00:04:05] Seems like the safe it find me one case of someone that got raped on an escalator you can't do

[00:04:10] Go go it I'm moving escalator. Otherwise, it's just

[00:04:15] That was a beautiful song by Ellen John

[00:04:20] Is all this because I'm back

[00:04:24] Is that we usually just sit here in silence?

[00:04:29] Number one have vowed to not comment for the life support the mob actions across America

[00:04:34] Ha ha ha no better than to stand against that you would never risk any of my

[00:04:39] Employment's by ever standing up to a mob doing anything and I want to especially commend the mob for going out to Charlie Rose

[00:04:45] That's why you should have you should have Amy on to condemn Charlie Rose. What's going on with Charlie Rose now?

[00:04:50] What's the story?

[00:04:52] Charlie Rose hold on. Let me let me get this article more like Charlie call more like Charlie no clothes

[00:04:59] I'm not on Twitter anymore. So any now

[00:05:01] I got banned like a year ago what yeah, you did the ultimate achievement of Twitter

[00:05:06] That's the that's like what you're in I finished

[00:05:11] I got to the end it's like finishing Donkey Kong

[00:05:15] All the barrels ironically also a racist chimp related thing. Oh, I'm a kong actually wasn't that

[00:05:23] Was making fun of

[00:05:25] Like the Berkeley protesters. What'd you say I forget what I said in particular

[00:05:31] But it was going after the people that were saying that like leftists were fascists for protesting the Berkeley

[00:05:37] It was alt-right guys who got me banned the first time around

[00:05:40] Now if I log in there's like a whole backlog of tweets

[00:05:43] They want me to delete because people went through my shit and

[00:05:47] Like 500 tweets 500. I mean a shit ton of tweet. I don't know if it's that it's a lot of

[00:05:52] Delete it because they want you to learn a lesson. So they make you delete the tweets

[00:05:58] Like you're in timeout. You have to say what you did is bad. I mean it's like

[00:06:03] Because it's a world filled with baby adults. What a collection of pussies. Well, I don't miss somebody goes

[00:06:10] So because anyway, what if somebody put something about you on reddit or so again?

[00:06:14] I'll never know about it never yeah zero well be news to me

[00:06:18] I

[00:06:21] Is the joy of social whatever I couldn't know you know

[00:06:24] I was always in it to never read anybody else's comments. Yeah, and only just make yourself talk. Yeah, but

[00:06:32] Now I just don't I mean I can't I like I said do I can't believe I ever for free

[00:06:37] Would be like come be look at my process or some shit. Yeah, fuck yourself. Give it away

[00:06:42] By a fucking ticket you fuck. Thank you unbelievable. So anyway now you everybody's got to care though

[00:06:48] About your fucking tweet like right here. No, what did he tweet now about the present like if you give a shit about tweets?

[00:06:56] I you deserve whatever he tweeted that was horrible

[00:07:00] Like if you give a shit what someone tweeted and I don't care what they tweeted if you give a shit

[00:07:05] You're you're as low as someone who gives a shit if some fucking there is a mulatto football player sloots the flag or not

[00:07:13] There was a

[00:07:15] More yeah, there was a lady going after me like two weeks did he salute a flag like he should say she was like skin boy

[00:07:24] Colored shoes having PTSD from my tweets. She was this woman who was

[00:07:30] flashback really what did you say I haven't tweeted in a year so she's going and searching through she's

[00:07:36] Yeah to find tweets of mine where I said the word rape and then screen capping and be like can you believe he did this in

[00:07:42] 2012 every work guys from she had she took another

[00:07:45] That's three PTSD's you just gave me rape is rape, but also tweet tweet is rape

[00:07:52] Well, I'm really from I'm from when was who's that girl that David Cross when Ching Chong to what a party

[00:08:00] Charlene

[00:08:03] What was this it was a what if he was just trying to say your name it was a hashtag me to know the story

[00:08:09] Yeah, it was a hashtag me too, right?

[00:08:12] And she goes so it's always like rapes and shit and then she comes in with at a party David Cross

[00:08:17] What up? I said Ching Chong he asked me if my feet were bound

[00:08:21] And then he said he said please don't do karate at me or something which by the way hilarious

[00:08:28] I know David goes back. Yeah, I'm crazy way to go through life

[00:08:31] Always being primed to be triggered by someone saying Ching Chong Ching. That's your threshold

[00:08:35] I feel bad for everybody that is like now finding out that it's not cool to be racist to Asians anymore

[00:08:43] Because like that was the one that you could go at was it. Oh, yeah, when always that's why David Cross did that

[00:08:52] Yeah, you can just make fun of Asians if I was there and by the way, I haven't heard his account and whatever it is

[00:08:58] I believe it

[00:08:59] I believe men hashtag. Yeah, I believe men. No, it's about time. Yeah, people are believed because of their genitals

[00:09:07] Who's this Asian's or a tricky race and you can't say they're inscrutable. Yeah

[00:09:15] Because you don't know who's a lot of different Asians. Yeah, you got your Filipinos. You got your Koreans

[00:09:20] It's a fair point and also Indian people are Asian if they're in Europe

[00:09:24] Basically, they just want to lure you into their railroad side prostitution down and steal all your lithium

[00:09:30] I saw you can't trust them

[00:09:34] To that

[00:09:43] That's the thing is funny like like actual Chinese beat will use deliver those people from Hong Kong. Yeah, I'm Chinese

[00:09:48] I fucking love Chinese. I know like do you live with 18 of them?

[00:09:52] But that's great. They're the best people in the world. That's my favorite thing about Chinese people when I was in China

[00:09:56] It's like they don't give a shit about what's that they don't give a shit about that?

[00:10:00] That's just eight. That's like eight, you know, ABCs. They call American board Chinese. So that's just ABC shit. Yeah

[00:10:06] Well regular Chinese people they don't even like all of this is like

[00:10:10] Conversations about social and propriety or whatever regular Chinese people still spit outside and shove people like they're still on that level

[00:10:16] I'm doing that by the way. No, they do it in Chinatown

[00:10:18] And it's not because and it's not there's no malice there. It's it's just logical

[00:10:22] It's like if you're in my way

[00:10:23] I'm going to shove you out of the way to get to you know my

[00:10:27] Medicine shop that's you know see we or whatever they think is

[00:10:31] There's nobody more aggressive on a subway than an old Asian woman trying to get the last seat. Yeah

[00:10:36] They're not in a bad mood. It's just I would see

[00:10:39] Are you saying old Chinese women are not are not afflicted by the scourge of man spreading?

[00:10:44] Yeah, they will push you right out of your

[00:10:49] Someone to move their leg

[00:10:51] They will knock you out the way with their little pink plastic bags

[00:10:54] Yeah, it's too creepy for me to say can you move your leg and you just figured in on speaking English anyway?

[00:11:00] Meanwhile they do they just want to be rude

[00:11:02] Anyway, Charlie Rose is what I want it because as you recall he had his fucking night

[00:11:07] Show me interview right right about the problem of me now. Did you do that? I didn't watch interview you

[00:11:12] You watched it right. Oh what a childy rose. I mean Charlie Rose is directing it

[00:11:16] I want to really never question he said as a man. That's never raped anyone

[00:11:22] Can I ask you Amy? What is your opinion on this Kurt Metzger by the way a rapist?

[00:11:28] Just to clarify everybody

[00:11:30] I personally have never raped and I never

[00:11:34] Do I come out of the shower with my rule window in front of my young intern sure that's just

[00:11:39] Out of my North Carolina charm. I just show people my penis

[00:11:45] Oh man old man Charlie Rose came out the shower with us and it's in terms there

[00:11:50] What did he do he had his penis? I was at his penis outside of his regular pants

[00:11:59] Get so hot in the summer you'd want to breeze on your

[00:12:02] I would like most of your on your chest penis

[00:12:07] Balls would get so humid in the summer

[00:12:11] Just apologize. I'm not exposing myself. I'm cool at all

[00:12:16] Stop and let me make an apology

[00:12:20] Now I want to say that in 45 years of projects I sometimes use my outside penis

[00:12:28] Well when I got my start I have to use my inside penis

[00:12:33] Most of the entertainers were in blackface so you would pull your penis out of your pants to show your true race

[00:12:39] Because your hands and face were painted black that was okay back then. Why are you the different time?

[00:12:44] Why are you the cool hand Luke sheriff and Charlie?

[00:12:48] What we how here my penis

[00:12:51] Well once it becomes a sex criminal you got a hand out this other

[00:12:55] Application that's hilarious. You got a ham it up. Yeah, listen. He's an old Carolina

[00:13:00] What did all this happen with Charlie Rose? How many years ago? Well, I heard he

[00:13:05] Barry told me about him right after I was upset back like a year ago with that shit

[00:13:09] But it was like oh well so you know about Charlie Rose and told me that that's what his deal was

[00:13:14] It was well known so I was like you motherfucker

[00:13:18] Yeah, this is Brian Brian Sean. He's one of our number one fans. I know

[00:13:22] We got the show last night. I don't know if you remember black people are not niggas

[00:13:26] Alright, well, I remember you and now Brian is a fan appreciation day. I've run a fan in here. Oh speaking of fan appreciation

[00:13:33] Tell them that you appreciate them

[00:13:39] Appreciate all the fans all fans matter

[00:13:45] Hashtag all fans matter

[00:13:47] Yeah, I was getting his hashtag

[00:13:49] Ready for after this podcast

[00:13:51] He's a little bashful. He's shy

[00:13:53] Did you have fun at the show last night, bro? Oh, yeah, it was a good show. Yeah, it was a good show

[00:13:58] Got it was a good show. Yeah that homecoming show is sold out now in the comedy solid village underground. Yeah, I

[00:14:05] Yeah, I was

[00:14:07] I forgot to say

[00:14:10] I'm trying to remember what I was gonna say and I keep forgetting just breathe and take your time

[00:14:18] You home you amongst friends something about Charlie Rose. It was gonna be really fun

[00:14:22] You're not gonna get a Hollywood smack from us. We're not gonna smack you around like the little old Hollywood smack

[00:14:27] Oh, they gave him a nice open hand Curt. Do you work? Oh my god? I have to do my work every day. I hate it

[00:14:34] They work in them. I hate having to be professional and I am not

[00:14:39] You come in with crumbled notes. Oh my god, if there's so many crumbled of a laptop

[00:14:48] You know it's being professional is Charlie Rose

[00:14:51] If I could do a Charlie Rose style be a whole different

[00:14:54] Come in the office. Hello lady. How many years ago the Charlie world did this happen? How many was this recently?

[00:15:00] It was this week. No, it was like if one steam can get away with it. So can I can you imagine with that old old old?

[00:15:07] I love it civil war penis

[00:15:10] He's 113

[00:15:18] Exposure if you have a wooden penis that you lost or an anteater father against nephew

[00:15:24] dick against balls the bloodiest day in American history

[00:15:27] Okay, so remember I told you about a fan that called me up and I thought I was missing a spot and it like I missed

[00:15:34] There's set somewhere and a guy goes hey Kirk you help me move a mattress down from 160

[00:15:39] 186 to 160 some fan that live by by me. Yes some guy. How do you get your number?

[00:15:45] I remember we were in this written up bodega and some guy recognized me and I was all like good

[00:15:50] I remember it so vividly. Oh my god. It's Kermsinger. My favorite. That's good. Yeah, that's right

[00:15:55] And he said like that and then I bumped in him again. He asked me I knew where to get weed

[00:16:00] So this is where I fucked up. This was in your neighborhood in my neighborhood. Okay, this is why I fucked up

[00:16:04] I I go alright. I'll text you maybe if I know where to get weed right here's my number right?

[00:16:10] That's my fault that part. Okay, so I forgot that I'm like, oh the guy moved. I didn't even look for weed

[00:16:16] I'm like

[00:16:18] I know

[00:16:21] It's not a salt

[00:16:23] But here's what I hashtag me to this

[00:16:26] So I'm sitting at home, okay, and my phone ranks

[00:16:30] I think I I think I missed a spot somewhere. I forgot I had a spot at a club because it's like a New York number

[00:16:35] I guess hey, man. This is uh, we'll call him up Ryan or whatever. I don't know he goes. It's Brian. Listen, I can't

[00:16:40] Let me move a mattress down from 180

[00:16:43] I go I gotta go dude. It was like a horror movie here

[00:16:48] And then it like in like Kirby or enthusiasm fashion you help the guy move the mattress

[00:16:52] Somebody sees a picture of you somebody snaps a picture and then it's Kurt Mascar mocking that girl with Columbia

[00:17:01] If only Kurt Mascar stages parody of that

[00:17:06] Harvey Weinstein's exoneration last trip mattress apologize. She's writing a paper

[00:17:12] Wouldn't be more wrong. That's it was actually Brian bring out the mattress

[00:17:15] I think unfounded Georges should have very definite sentences from all of us until we forget or get mad at someone else

[00:17:24] Which has already happened with Weinstein by the way, you know as the district attorney's office said they were gonna indict him last week

[00:17:29] And that just didn't happen and it's probably not gonna. What?

[00:17:32] Just dropped it. They're gonna be hired by the Israeli spies to intimidate people

[00:17:37] Anybody who's raped popular like that rose McGowan called for Louie to be prosecuted. Yeah for his

[00:17:42] Charon King masturbation. What? Sean King. Yeah, I'm a guy from the reporter dude. Yeah, Sean King the fucking he was

[00:17:50] Those donations and didn't

[00:17:54] I'm not so black. That's right. I like him. Yeah, he's my kind of he's my own tea. I like it creamy

[00:18:02] Like a nice and creamy today. I get a call say I think it's a call from a shit like it because I have some spot

[00:18:09] I forgot about right call hey, man. You're neighbor from Washington Heights. You remember me. I'm like oh today called again today

[00:18:16] Today and I go so I'm thinking it's like this man. I don't know why I should move a mattress

[00:18:20] I don't even know what it's gonna be but I already didn't want to deal with whatever it was right

[00:18:23] So I'm like, yeah, I'm like how am I just back in town to catch this

[00:18:27] As I'm just thinking it looks like people not saying move to manslaughter. Just go. Hey, don't call me

[00:18:31] It's just so weird when you do it every time you go. So man. What's going on? I'm like, hey, man

[00:18:35] Listen, I'm really busy and goes okay. Yeah, I'm just gonna see you help me

[00:18:38] I got some stuff at the dollar store. I'm trying to lug down this

[00:18:41] Did he really?

[00:18:45] Who's buying who's buying that much shit at the dollar store?

[00:18:48] Did he recognize you? I got everything that was as seen on TV

[00:18:51] Fuck is this right?

[00:18:52] I mean, I've never heard of such a thing. A roadside emergency repair kit turns out you can have too many dollars

[00:18:58] I think he recognized her at the store, but he recognized you as somebody else

[00:19:02] Also, I was that great mover

[00:19:04] I'm not going stuffers for mexico that Russian mover. Don't you work as shelepers and adult mexican?

[00:19:12] And he's a horror movie squirt gun

[00:19:14] Or for Christmas. Do you have a squirt gong collation?

[00:19:18] I love no gold or dollar general and get a squirt gong collation

[00:19:24] I think you know you were back. He's stalking you this dude because oh, I put all over the twitters that uh curts back

[00:19:30] Yeah, that's true. Oh, well, that's why he called you right away

[00:19:33] Mm-hmm knowing your every movement that he's gonna get it. What idiot?

[00:19:38] He's gonna beat us shoot curtain a fucking chess

[00:19:41] He's gonna get down in the army stance and shoot you right in your chest outside your building and kill you like johnlin

[00:19:47] I was on off the album move

[00:19:50] As long as I need to help him move nothing

[00:19:54] What's going on? I don't fucking know all right. Let's take a quick break. No, it's not break time. What are you nuts? Yeah?

[00:19:58] We've been on for seven minutes. Yeah, what's wrong with you? No, let's think if we bring go back to I gotta piss

[00:20:03] You've got a pee. Yeah, go pee. Yeah, you just go past right. I don't feel at the show should continue without no go pee

[00:20:11] What the show is now I'm you

[00:20:15] Is now

[00:20:17] Um, we still got plenty of charlie rose stuff to talk about now. Yes

[00:20:22] Venus

[00:20:24] I like to come out with my penis outside my room

[00:20:31] I talked to miss Amy shooting

[00:20:33] That's hilarious. Now Amy. Did you always drink so much for this movie train wreck and how did kurt mattes go?

[00:20:40] When did he first say he loved me?

[00:20:45] Charlie rose. Well, did he quit the morning show? What's going on? He's fired off. They fired him

[00:20:50] You stopped airing a show wait a minute. They fired him from CBS morning show. Yep CBS and CBS or whatever

[00:20:56] He's and PBS PBS. He's fired the Charlie Road shows no more done. They deleted every episode

[00:21:04] Oh, I like the thing where the new the new wwe hulk Hogan thing where you remove all traces

[00:21:11] Remember yeah, we won't race the Nazis would do to people that you know, they would erase like the entire like there was some town

[00:21:19] It's important. That's like ancient egypt with the juice and there were never juice. Yeah, yeah

[00:21:25] The hqo got rid of louis entire catalog

[00:21:29] Really?

[00:21:30] But these things will come back like these are businesses burning bridges that they think will cost them money and that's it

[00:21:36] If they think of them make money on it later, it'll be back. Oh, of course. It'll be a new head of somewhere

[00:21:41] It's doing no, we're finally gonna have the comedy we want which is a trans person that's been doing it for six months getting a new hour every three weeks

[00:21:48] Um, can I tell you something how excited I am about?

[00:21:52] Can't say how excited I am

[00:21:54] About the new Cameron Esposito. Oh, wait. Oh, did it come back from the letter writing campaign?

[00:22:00] What her show? Yeah, I was canceled, but I'm excited to say who show

[00:22:03] I'm a camera the great camera Esposito. She's got a show another show. No, it's it's off the air, but it was yeah

[00:22:13] Well, siso is done right it was on siso now the whole thing's well

[00:22:17] There's a chance that someone else could pick it up. Siso is a real

[00:22:20] What's it called a real stock?

[00:22:22] It's these people continue to get money and chances and work and then they're like wow where when is it gonna be our turn?

[00:22:28] It's like it's been your turn for 10 years

[00:22:30] No one's watching

[00:22:33] Speaking over guitar

[00:22:37] Uh, yeah, but when are we going to?

[00:22:40] When are we going to have it so that all the comics we ever loved are removed from history?

[00:22:45] Yeah, so you can make enough room for the can the Cameron Esposito also executed and removed from real life

[00:22:50] Yeah, yeah, I don't like the way they made me feel like I wasn't as funny as them

[00:22:55] And that's a I would love to be in a goo log

[00:22:58] I would I would really love to be just a political prisoner. Please that would be fine

[00:23:03] You've been prepared. I wouldn't have to worry about anything. You still live on a flat

[00:23:06] Fucking bunk bed read banned books all day, you know

[00:23:10] We're not to make knives out of you know common objects

[00:23:16] This is I would thrive in that environment maybe you can make a rudimentary spear. Yeah

[00:23:20] Yeah hunt domesticated chickens, right?

[00:23:28] I would I would embrace that lifestyle.

[00:23:30] Rewild them. Yeah, it was fine like this one has t-

[00:23:33] Charlie Manse just died and it was he was 83 years old. Yeah, like that's that's a long

[00:23:39] You know nice life. He spent almost the entire time in prison

[00:23:43] Maybe that's the answer is carving a swastika into your forehead

[00:23:47] You know

[00:23:49] That's what that's going on

[00:23:52] Was the first like kill somebody because I didn't get a record deal like I'm gonna be famous when we heard other guy wasn't yeah

[00:23:58] I don't I like I was never one of those like serial killers are cool kind of people so I don't even know

[00:24:04] I find that very surprising

[00:24:08] You look like seven different shows. I've seen look I look like every kind of seven of their victims mushed into one new person

[00:24:14] That also kills and rapes

[00:24:19] Do you fuck me? I fucked me

[00:24:23] You could be a killer or a victim in any decade. Yeah

[00:24:28] Oh my god any century he could like I can see him getting killed or a killer in the 70s

[00:24:33] Nothing good happens with his penis

[00:24:36] Oh, man. I love to see all the fucking

[00:24:38] I basically anybody that joins like a twitter mob. Yeah, you're guilty of rape

[00:24:45] Yeah

[00:24:46] Anyone that came at me you're guilty. They're all going after lina done and now for doing like the most the only reasonable thing

[00:24:52] She's ever done. Yeah, which is say like yeah, I've known this guy 10 years

[00:24:56] I don't think that he did this I have insight in from who she said it about her the girl's writer that was accused of rape

[00:25:02] Yeah, she but she's I mean what she said was pretty fucking harsh because the woman that accused her was like some

[00:25:07] 17 year old

[00:25:09] Accused him and how old was he when it was happened? I don't know. Okay. I don't give a shit

[00:25:14] I really don't care. I don't know who that guy is. I think that woman is right all that story is is like a rape happened

[00:25:20] Was like some women do lie like it was

[00:25:25] a

[00:25:27] She says

[00:25:31] Unfortunately

[00:25:33] Well cuz he's dip dip stick tweeted that women never lie but she said we lie about what they had for lunch but never raped

[00:25:40] Yeah, really they never did it. Justically three percent of women do lie about where wow that was that's a lot more than the

[00:25:48] The number was two percent so she upped it to three percent because everyone always says two percent

[00:25:53] So she upped it to three percent the whole milk of false rape accusations

[00:25:57] That's a lot of false

[00:26:07] So she goes she goes

[00:26:10] Unfortunately this situation is one of the three percent of falsely reported rape

[00:26:15] So she straight up calls the woman a liar

[00:26:17] She's not she's not even being a character witness for her friend and saying like I find it hard to believe that my friend did this

[00:26:22] And I know I've said believe every women and we can believe this woman, but I just want to say like I I have to be in my friend's corner on this

[00:26:29] She doesn't understand tact she doesn't know how to do it

[00:26:32] But but her sentiment which is like this is somebody I know they've been accused of a very serious crime at a time when like that will

[00:26:39] Distur like right now. It's so he had charges pressed against him. No, she just said that he raped her

[00:26:44] And what happened going to the police why people don't do that?

[00:26:47] Well the police like nobody trusted

[00:26:49] Which they shouldn't you know

[00:26:51] I'm a comfortable, but if something's really happening

[00:26:55] Why a Facebook here's why people don't go to the police because Harvey Weinstein is

[00:27:00] Not going to be prosecuted and all of this all of this fucking fallout nothing's gonna happen to Harvey Weinstein

[00:27:05] He's straight up raped multiple people. Yeah, that's why that's why don't go to the police everybody's not rich like Harvey Weinstein

[00:27:10] Yeah, but also there's a you can just file something

[00:27:13] Can't you just give them a heads up so they have it on record?

[00:27:15] And then if something comes out be like oh, there's a record of this right?

[00:27:18] Though it wasn't actionable or whatever

[00:27:20] You can do that and that's not nothing. We put it this way if I got mugged. I'm not calling the police

[00:27:26] It's just it's not nothing's gonna happen

[00:27:34] My collection of dismembered pussies

[00:27:38] Do they steal any of your sweet lip pussy? That's what I call your mustache and lips

[00:27:43] Look a lot of people have no

[00:27:45] Suspect there's a lot of different kinds of mustaches. No, no feel like mine

[00:27:50] You know and then there's all the bad ones also like yours

[00:27:54] indistinguishable

[00:27:56] It's a good one sometimes I don't trim it right, you know and it might get a little petarasty, but I think sometimes it's just a mailman

[00:28:05] Sometimes it's norm. Yeah

[00:28:07] I get close to firefighter sometimes, you know, it takes a lot of work. You teach kids about woodworking

[00:28:12] That's why that's why the that's why the towers fell down is because they were perfecting their mustaches all morning

[00:28:17] They couldn't get there in time a lot of work goes into those people think it's easy. It's not fucking easy. It's not

[00:28:24] Oh my god, what working is a good

[00:28:26] I think it's great that things are handled with just here say on social media

[00:28:32] It's great. I wanted to say how wrong I was to ever doubt that system

[00:28:38] I don't see how any of it could go wrong

[00:28:40] Or hit close to home

[00:28:42] That's funny. But if you lean it done them go full full support behind it. It could never hit you close to home ever

[00:28:48] Yeah

[00:28:49] It could never be a friend. There's some

[00:28:52] It is important though

[00:28:54] Like if you were one of the people that's saying like hey, we should embrace due process now that all of this shit is being thrown

[00:29:00] Back in their faces and destroying all of them

[00:29:03] It's like important to stick to your principles and still defend people like lean it done them in this instance because you don't want to fall

[00:29:08] Into the like oh good now. Now. I'm going to embrace this mob justice bullshit. Yeah, my justice

[00:29:15] Yeah, you know it's fine

[00:29:19] If the 30s taught us anything

[00:29:23] If the 1860s through well, I guess something like the 70s taught us anything, uh, it's it

[00:29:30] We always get the right people hmm

[00:29:32] Oh, yeah, I'd welcome home occurred. That's what I want to say. No, I'm glad I can't make the right time

[00:29:38] I'm sure people are wondering I was gonna say and I just want to say fully support this

[00:29:43] I believe they were vocally wondering I believe

[00:29:47] Literally any woman doesn't matter

[00:29:49] How fucking much of a ding-bats she is. Oh, yeah, how fucking psychotic she is. It's still a vagina still

[00:29:57] believable

[00:29:58] And that is literally the only choice we have in this world

[00:30:00] It's the only truth as the only truth. Yeah, I'm just telling my truth can can we all just stand in our truth?

[00:30:08] Jesus Christ. Is that like Oprah talk?

[00:30:10] Yeah, that sounds a little opere. Yeah, I wonder what gail thinks about this gail king's a friend of mine

[00:30:15] Why are there so many different ways from the show?

[00:30:18] My truth why there's so many different ways to find the way to work that into every episode

[00:30:24] My gail corner my gail king. Let's talk about friend of the show Donald Trump and friend of the show his way friend of the show

[00:30:29] Melania Trump, they're all friends

[00:30:33] Friends of the show this beef between him and lvar ball. Oh, yeah, what's going on with that?

[00:30:38] Then they have Twitter a Twitter fight beefing for one second

[00:30:44] The father of the us UCLA player, right?

[00:30:46] Yeah, who got a one. I'm gonna rest it we got arrested in China and Trump got them all released because it was gonna do 10 years in China last

[00:30:52] That's such an embarrassing dad. La vaul ball ball B.a.l. What and who the fuck is this? Come on. Heard. We have you been

[00:31:00] He's a kind of loud dad

[00:31:03] Prison people in China China's already the prison now dumb dumb's been there

[00:31:07] He said it was one of the best times of his life. Yeah, we'll start trying actor la vaul

[00:31:11] Burt is been getting angry tweets meant for la vaul

[00:31:23] Kunta kin day's gotta go through this bullshit. Haven't kunta bento enough

[00:31:28] Oh my god. They call him Toby

[00:31:30] Now he got fucking Twitter beef

[00:31:33] That's not his beef

[00:31:35] Oh, that's so brutal. Wow. So they got caught with what they stole something

[00:31:39] They stole sunglasses they stole sunglasses in China. Yes. Why do Chinese people need sunglasses?

[00:31:45] Come on. Are they shaped different than our sunglasses?

[00:31:48] Long sin or are they shaped different?

[00:31:50] They have to worry about the sun hurting their eyes

[00:31:52] Small

[00:31:54] already squinting

[00:31:55] You don't need sunglass

[00:31:58] You need just one square inch of them right in the middle of your eyes

[00:32:01] Everything else is just a giant frame. Yeah, just a piece of like cassette tape

[00:32:04] Like one of those old timey cameras. This is just a whole no

[00:32:07] You bust open old cassette. They should sit around. You don't need them anymore

[00:32:11] It's the thing you used to look at eclipses

[00:32:13] Like black shoelaces

[00:32:18] Star Trekky just a piece of licorice you guys are the worst

[00:32:21] That's okay. So okay, so his kids dumb and the dudes dumb. That's all I'm getting from this

[00:32:25] Yeah, but he's gonna play it though. Yeah, good playa

[00:32:27] Yeah, the points he understands ball. He's gonna go number one

[00:32:30] I'm here to see his ball and good, but not don't touch those sunglasses

[00:32:38] Do you know what a fucking batshit idiot you have to be in a scale in china

[00:32:42] You gotta be down

[00:32:43] The cops don't fuck with you at all unless you fuck with a chinese person

[00:32:48] In that case you are fuck like people are straight up just coke dealers and shit

[00:32:52] Like every night club you go to the expats can kind of do whatever the fuck they want

[00:32:56] Really?

[00:32:56] As long as you're not

[00:32:58] Listen you are always that you could be smoking a joint from a cop. They don't know what the fuck it is

[00:33:01] They don't care

[00:33:02] You can't cross a chinese person or steal from them or mug their any shit like that

[00:33:07] Because they always believe because they believe every chinese person

[00:33:13] Chinese people have the unity that women will never have

[00:33:17] They got it hashtag me too. I don't know where women are united. It ain't you

[00:33:23] That's all of their names

[00:33:25] That's kind of their john jingle. Hi, my name is also

[00:33:39] We have the same name

[00:33:47] Remember we had stormshoe sending in his chinese racism. Oh, yes, it was great

[00:33:51] I gotta get get more from him. Yes, he probably knows about this lavar ball. Yeah, he probably dropped a storm to write this saying

[00:33:58] He's like those kids stealing

[00:34:00] Chinese are like laughing what pussies people are

[00:34:03] I don't know what it is while these kids the thing they can go to other countries

[00:34:06] Definitely those countries. They'd like the dude who got killed enough korea

[00:34:09] They done beat his brain again boys and soon botox

[00:34:12] They said he got botulism

[00:34:14] He was better than a parent or not. They fed it to on purpose. My theory is they were giving him botox to make him look more korean

[00:34:22] And they fucking know they did too much. They said this is gonna be our we're gonna create a sleeper agent

[00:34:28] We're gonna take this frat boy and puff up his eyes until it looks like a bloated korean corpse

[00:34:34] Send him back to the united states have him kill trump and the nice thing was he also suffered from migraines

[00:34:39] Yeah

[00:34:42] So bad

[00:34:44] Like auto came back weird

[00:34:49] I mean he really liked korea

[00:34:52] He was still like a poster or something. He got arrested. I mean he was on tv crying like my little brother needs me

[00:34:57] Yeah

[00:35:00] Who knows he's some dumb frat boy asshole, which but the fuck don't you do that in north korea?

[00:35:06] Bad move. I don't know don't go north korea. Don't just just don't go there

[00:35:10] Why are you there if you that kind of a jerk off too like what is anybody there? They have those all vacations

[00:35:16] They have a fucking like a

[00:35:18] Program of douchebags that they're like no they sound like cuba where it's like yeah

[00:35:22] I was among some cigars or whatever and we're kind of just out the embargo

[00:35:25] I mean north korea is like an enemy of the united states. They fucking hate

[00:35:29] Anywhere they have these travel agents that you don't wanna china

[00:35:33] Yeah, travels and you can go anywhere you want and they'll get you there like they gonna get you back

[00:35:37] Yeah, apparently he tried to kill himself and they were just holding him for a year because he was in the coma the entire year

[00:35:44] That's what they were like they were like all the shit

[00:35:46] You know she we're gonna this is gonna start a war. Yeah, so but he came back stiff, baby

[00:35:52] Barely breathing and died like a couple weeks after you got him a few days later

[00:35:58] Few days. My goodness. They killed him. Don't that mean anything to you?

[00:36:02] I you know north korea. I've been losing a lot of sleep over lately and I and part of it was when I heard about

[00:36:08] M&M's blistering anti-Trump rap. Yeah, I thought that was a weapon from with korea

[00:36:12] I did not realize it was trying to know I might oh my god. They have gang style part two

[00:36:18] Anti-Trump rap. They have a rap. Come on now. You know that song was a hot song

[00:36:22] Wow, you know my favorite part. I can't say it enough my favorite part of that was Keith Olbermann's like being like

[00:36:27] I always thought rap was bad, but now it's great. No, yeah, Olbermann tweeted that

[00:36:34] Shut up. You sound like a white elite is just oh when the niggas did it it was nothing

[00:36:39] Now it means something goes his white mouth literally exactly his point

[00:36:45] Like saying that that's what he said. I said it last night and it bears repeating

[00:36:50] I like that his eight black friends were standing quietly

[00:36:52] And respectfully

[00:36:56] Doing his rapsing. I don't know what unit it was. They didn't speak up. It's d12, but I don't think that was there

[00:37:01] They were saying they're not heard

[00:37:04] Mr. M is rapsing in sir

[00:37:08] Please keep it down while mr. M&M now normally I don't care for rapsing but

[00:37:13] There's such quiet respectful boys there. I thought it was okay this time. There's a good example

[00:37:18] That is good take down trump blistering

[00:37:24] Uh, you think m&M is a voter he is now

[00:37:29] Blistering around. I think he thinks he just voted

[00:37:35] There now vote for other guy

[00:37:37] I think it's like such a step down for him to do something

[00:37:40] I mean because that's like mackelmore level him and trump used to be boys though

[00:37:43] He had that whole album released trump introduced him at trump plaza in new york city

[00:37:47] I don't get it Trump

[00:37:48] Introduced him like he was campaigning for him and brought out m&M when shady was all fucking

[00:37:53] Slum shady back. It's kind of a sad story because slim shady is for trump

[00:37:57] Whenever he happens against him. So it's really a real slim shade

[00:38:00] It's been real divisive all that well, you know all the guys over the slim shady clones in real slim shady definitely voted for Donald trump

[00:38:07] All of m&m's fans voted for him. Yeah, well, i mean i still has a lot of black fans

[00:38:12] He does yeah, i met the ones that mattered

[00:38:15] Whoa the people that put him on the map

[00:38:17] Wow, I when I say all lives matter. I

[00:38:20] I believe it

[00:38:22] I don't pick certain lives that matter. Yeah, I stand by the phrase all lives

[00:38:27] So no sir. I will not

[00:38:29] All of them. I would only exclude the uh down syndrome babies. Okay, those are the ones

[00:38:35] Oh my

[00:38:36] Don't matter which you know they've cured essentially in uh, you know that what down syndrome like before birth

[00:38:43] They just never have to send people

[00:38:45] They're just aborting all of them and now these like down syndrome activists are like well, hold on

[00:38:50] Because like yeah, they're just killing all of them. What yeah, really wait

[00:38:54] So because you can tell before birth they can tell before birth now so it can you yeah

[00:38:59] So they find out and now it's like creates this sort of tricky question for people that are both pro choice and also

[00:39:05] So all offenders like fucking we go and kill all of them. Yeah, they've like mostly gotten rid of it. No, it's easy

[00:39:10] Yeah, it's a no

[00:39:12] So what's it? No, if you know that early, uh-huh, I mean it's a yes to abortion if I knew that someone was gonna have like a severely

[00:39:20] It was gonna be a whole thing for that person my life

[00:39:23] I mean never enjoy the same quality of life as me

[00:39:26] I'd be like fuck if if I knew my wife was gonna have it like a

[00:39:29] Retarded son and like I knew we were going to be moving a lot or we're on like a fifth floor

[00:39:34] Walk up or something over the tree. So bring the groceries up every day. Then yes, of course

[00:39:39] I'm gonna have a stronger son

[00:39:42] I want him to be as strong as possible

[00:39:45] Daddy way to put this refrigerator

[00:39:50] Three old

[00:39:54] I'm gonna get one of those boxes that princesses used to ride around in in Egypt and have all my down syndrome sons scary

[00:40:00] my school today

[00:40:02] On the other men with normal sons will say looks on

[00:40:07] The most important father in town and his beautiful retarded boys

[00:40:12] To write

[00:40:14] Pels everywhere you should be about a finish that you should move to Finland. Here's the idea Nick moves to Finland

[00:40:20] Okay, he has chromosomes added on purpose for each of his beautiful sons

[00:40:24] And it goes all over the cuckoo clock. Yeah in the all of it

[00:40:28] We wear those fucking lapland hats that like

[00:40:32] I'm just called dumb as a reindeer. Yeah, or I just do the shinler's list of down syndrome babies in Finland

[00:40:39] And the whole town's like I have a candy factory where I shelter all of the down

[00:40:45] When it commands it with candy of the factory. Here's the lesson they learned when when they you know they eventually turn on everyone right human chimpanzee

[00:40:53] All right, is that wrong?

[00:40:55] No, I mean, it's it's scientifically accurate, but is it polite?

[00:41:01] Some circles now. I hate to think that race wars is the kind of show where it's not it's you know

[00:41:08] You're gonna be that unsafe to hear things like that. Yeah, I know people don't cut to new to race wars for

[00:41:14] I feel safe

[00:41:17] There's one down syndrome listener that's like I've heard enough anyone plugs the headphones from the speaking spell

[00:41:22] If you listen to this he's like they mentioned me

[00:41:26] Love this too. Well, yeah, can you help me move a rubber mattress next week?

[00:41:40] You be my mattress

[00:41:45] Anyway, because I always bring it up when I talk about China like there was no I say down syndrome in china

[00:41:51] No, I know what you're gonna say. Oh, you know what I'm gonna say wait. There was you didn't see it

[00:41:55] I already know what next gonna say what they just let us wipe those out in China

[00:42:02] It's called Mongolism. I mean it's named after I did

[00:42:08] Yeah

[00:42:10] I can tell you exactly who it is

[00:42:12] It was named was john Langdon Downs and he really the guy the down syndrome is named after he wrote a paper in the 18 like 80s

[00:42:18] I think called ethnic classifications of idiots. Yeah, and so every type of

[00:42:29] I think we have a title

[00:42:34] You got remember you in black sheep came out

[00:42:36] But he just he pointed at retarded people and he goes he goes chinese black that one's Puerto Rican and then that was science back then

[00:42:43] Dude, I love science was just like a white guy just had to have mutton shops

[00:42:47] Yeah, like and like with like a frilly collar and just like say whatever shit came Franklin was just a drunk

[00:42:54] Yeah, he was just like a drunk guys. What's on still the entire legal system in England. Yeah

[00:42:58] I have to do is have this the way that way and I'm in the judges and lawyers and shit

[00:43:04] The house of lords you can say whatever the fuck you want, but that's what science was you just like me

[00:43:08] We get drunk and think

[00:43:11] These are called them changing face

[00:43:13] So

[00:43:16] The theory was that your ancestor fucked a celestial or whatever and then the jeans trickled down and and manifested themselves as a

[00:43:24] A celestial. Oh, you mean like from marvel?

[00:43:27] What's a celestial an Asian person

[00:43:30] Why why would they be called celestial? That's what they call them on deadwood. I was trying to use

[00:43:34] Period accurate term

[00:43:36] You know you have you seen deadwood yeah surgeons always saying oh the celestials these cocks suck in celestials

[00:43:42] What does that mean?

[00:43:43] I don't know that they they look to the stars for answers. Oh foreign doesn't mean foreigners

[00:43:50] celestials means Asians on dead

[00:43:52] People who are mostly made of gas

[00:43:55] African-american use celestial. I mean I'm using my agents for that one

[00:44:00] Like I think of some celestial food tonight

[00:44:02] But after we select your fool you hungry half

[00:44:07] So yeah, the celestial

[00:44:10] Oh, here we go. That little google fingers got a racist googling. Yeah, because we like to learn here on this

[00:44:16] I want to say so that we can be better racist. Oh, yeah, dear jeeps. I'm mr. Jeeps for races

[00:44:22] Graces jeeps. I ask jeeps

[00:44:25] um

[00:44:26] Why do they use to call people from China celestials?

[00:44:28] It's because it's called the celestial empire. Oh and so more it's so they uh

[00:44:36] Hold on why did foreigners call them celestials because they were citizens of the celestial empire. Okay. It was introduced

[00:44:43] innocently by newspaper writers

[00:44:46] In those days they felt good that they felt the good writing meant a feverish search for synonyms

[00:44:53] So they want to name the call like I need seven continental play

[00:44:56] Yeah

[00:45:06] Stars all over my cerebrum from syphilis. I need to come up with new words for the other races

[00:45:13] Such a changing face was up there. Um name the top seven

[00:45:16] And it was a thing to kind of because they they interpreted races white man that chinese

[00:45:21] uh, it was like absurd

[00:45:23] Um like because they're like you're not celestial say call him celestial like it's like a little sarcastic

[00:45:28] Yeah, it's a term of uh not endearment

[00:45:30] Like dude get this laundry done. Is there a nigga word of the time for asians?

[00:45:36] The white man is the devil

[00:45:38] Yes, we are

[00:45:39] Bring the word back in dead one get a young generation. It's called white people moleschials

[00:45:45] Moleschials

[00:45:47] Oh

[00:45:50] That was this interesting. Oh, so calling him here laundry man laundry man

[00:45:56] Celestial was an irony that even the least educated anti-chinese white hoodlum could understand so it rapidly became an insult for some while others

[00:46:03] Especially journalists continue to use it with less prejudicial intent as a synonym for china man

[00:46:08] So the so like liberals I guess we're saying it. I guess like an african-american

[00:46:12] Right, but then if you were like, yeah, you african-american like yeah, it's like how waiters call black people Canadians

[00:46:20] Right. Oh, well, that's only when black people aren't there when we're not there to call us niggas like everybody. Oh, yeah

[00:46:26] Thank you. I've never been a waiter. I don't know. That's why I don't tip is because of their widespread racism

[00:46:33] I'm getting back

[00:46:35] I'll save the six seven dollars a meal, you know to stand up for my friends. That's my brother

[00:46:44] Takes a village goddamn. It's funny, but I think nicholie won't doesn't tip. No, I know he does not I tip

[00:46:49] I actually tip pretty well. I hope you know now making fucking 30 grand a fucking a month. I pay people everybody gets paid

[00:46:55] Son of a bitch son of a bitch

[00:47:01] And he wouldn't stop talking about it. Yeah, you got a brag about how much money you got

[00:47:05] It's fucked up and unfair to not tell people how much money you make. That's a bullshit thing companies came up with

[00:47:10] Yes, boy people

[00:47:12] No, no, no, you know other people you work with the same job by all means tell them how much money you make

[00:47:17] But I don't want to jerk off some patreon

[00:47:19] Oh, no every knowing when I pull in like why would I ever want to I don't get Venmo?

[00:47:25] I it's like would you want the public to know like why

[00:47:30] Any transaction that I do what are you doing?

[00:47:34] It's like I'll hope everybody see you familiar with this I was young man

[00:47:39] What's else this young man? I'm on patreon. I resent jerk off

[00:47:42] Yeah, okay, well Venmo trying to share public shit is this weird, but that's what the kids like now nowadays

[00:47:50] They like a nice overshare. I don't know. That's just weird to me. I never put public

[00:47:55] Show on Venmo. I only just pay my rant on Venmo. So I don't really give a shit

[00:47:59] Do you put it left to public see like oh, what the hell look somebody made tiny dick medicine

[00:48:04] Then maybe I would make that private, but I don't really care

[00:48:07] Actually say tiny dick medicine

[00:48:10] Listen, I know how mama fakas are watching Venmo

[00:48:13] See when you paint your rent scheme on you and then hit you over the head the day before you usually

[00:48:18] Venmo it. Oh, yeah

[00:48:19] Oh, you mean somebody else trying to get me to pay my roommate like they use a fake name

[00:48:23] No, they'll just follow your money

[00:48:25] See what days you pay your rent the day before you usually pay your rent they'll smash over your head make you Venmo it to them

[00:48:31] Or just take your money. Oh, I don't want anybody knowing any they will fix on that niggas is that hungry?

[00:48:37] Yeah, they will be like this every July 7th. Here we go. Yeah, eight July eighth nigger

[00:48:43] They'll fuck rob you. Yeah, they're rob you

[00:48:46] There's like telling people you got money in your pocket and when you pay your bills and when you're walking to the store

[00:48:50] Look at me with $20 everybody

[00:48:52] That's why I love those chips

[00:48:54] You know, it's deposit envelopes that they have just for deposits that they give to like employees to put money

[00:48:59] And it's like those are only ever filled with a shit ton of cash. Yes, and they're supposed to be discreet

[00:49:04] You might as well just have a burlap sack

[00:49:07] Yes, old school with you don't copy

[00:49:11] Yeah

[00:49:14] Gotta with a goddamn brick and they stole like fucking just like nine grand or something

[00:49:19] Study and see what time everybody comes to drop money off and honestly good anybody who works in production deserves to have that

[00:49:25] Jesus because they're always somebody's nephew, you know, yeah

[00:49:30] Right you got the josh

[00:49:34] I'm sick of nephews. It's the most annoying type of autism

[00:49:39] The rampant nephutism abort them I say oh, yeah, we're talking about a boarding those uh what?

[00:49:45] What John Jones. Yeah, John Langdon Downs John whose birthday is today by the way, I don't know

[00:49:55] Every day is your birthday when you're retarded, that's right, but he wasn't retarded though. He was the cucumber down to mcdonald's

[00:50:00] We got a birthday every day for you recharge welcome

[00:50:05] He wasn't running up. He was their Frankenstein doctor right he was dr. Frank McDonald's is retarded people's food boot

[00:50:12] They love the toys. I love that ball pit and they can work there

[00:50:20] It's their food, but it's spelled b5 a

[00:50:25] House an emoji

[00:50:30] Hey, they're trying god bless his heart. Yeah, they spell it cat. It's fine

[00:50:34] You really good job. Oh my gosh those balls. All right, we cannot that's the end of this episode. Let's get my goodness

[00:50:41] Has it flown by the first episode that you are the worst kind of person? I felt like a special person in a ball pit

[00:50:50] Is it time to go home already? No, it's not home time. What kind of but no

[00:50:55] So you got some plugs dumb dumb. What are you in here? What are you doing?

[00:50:58] Let me get my plugs. Hold on. You got one of your guys. I'm Thursday and Friday

[00:51:03] I think I'm at the standing room. Yes, sir. I'll either way. It'll be a good show

[00:51:07] Go to one of them. So I've plugged the shows and hopefully I can get more spots from doing that. So nice. Yeah

[00:51:15] Brian you want to plug something?

[00:51:18] Sure my Twitter there you go. Go for it. Plug it out. He's a very mareable one

[00:51:23] Number one fan over here Brian mareable. I guess number one. Yes, and it's

[00:51:28] It's a great day today that our number one fan could be here. Thank you. Carrot finally you realize I'm really stalling for time to find my dates

[00:51:35] Karen go

[00:51:36] I am at Caron Margolis mostly on insti as you already know and I guess twitty but we'll talk and

[00:51:42] At on hireable show and it's on the show is on hireable if you want to check it out

[00:51:47] And I'll be at stand up new york tomorrow at 10 30

[00:51:52] Yeah, and it's a free show or just hang out

[00:51:56] Yes, so when is that okay?

[00:51:59] Tomorrow that's tomorrow

[00:52:00] Thursday and we'll go to gig tommy where's he been Wednesday? Wednesday? It's Wednesday at stand at me arc at 10 30. Okay?

[00:52:08] I just want to thank our number one fan for being here

[00:52:13] You all the worst kind of person

[00:52:16] Go buy shirts from tommy's boos

[00:52:20] Urban cricket at the urban cricket union square. It's your holiday market

[00:52:24] I think it's uh december 7th is the date at smalls in Detroit. Okay. Oh

[00:52:31] Second come town live at black hat in dc. There you go. That's a big show

[00:52:38] Black cat black cat I mean my people of Detroit Friday, december 8th

[00:52:43] I'll be playing the big-time garbage fest. Yeah, there you go a whole festival they named after you

[00:52:50] No, it's um, I guess I'm headline

[00:52:52] Here are your people. Yeah, there's a nice poster made and it's okay joint smalls. Okay, which is in my people's only yeah

[00:52:58] It's my family place. It's uh, it's a little curtain work. Yeah, yo Reggie small cousin Reggie small

[00:53:05] Dominic occurred some work

[00:53:07] He's like not now shrod. I'm in the background of an M&M video

[00:53:12] I'm trying to quietly support master master matters. Did he just say drop?

[00:53:17] Yeah

[00:53:21] Defestivists for the rest of us the filthy filthy filthy filthy holiday show that's going to be in the comedy sale of december 9th

[00:53:27] Tuesday December 19th Tuesday December 1910 30 pm. Get you tickets now comedy seller.com

[00:53:34] It's the festivists for the rest of us the filthy filthy filthy

[00:53:38] filthy

[00:53:39] Stand up comedy show. We got big J. We got Michelle wolf. You got Jordan. It's Kurtzback Kurtz won't be on there. What's the date?

[00:53:45] In the December 19th December Tuesday December 19th 10 30 pm. That's gonna come and sell

[00:53:50] We got a bunch of people coming through make sure you get the time to sell a dot com small world

[00:53:54] And that's the end of the show. Uh, yeah, all your mothers. Welcome back. I miss you, Kurtz