[00:00:00] I am gay, suck my fucking dick.

[00:00:02] No, we're already going.

[00:00:03] Oh, nice.

[00:00:05] Um...

[00:00:06] How embarrassing that would be if, like, other people had that tick, but they were on, like, NPR.

[00:00:12] Yay!

[00:00:13] Yeah!

[00:00:14] Right, right.

[00:00:15] I'm David B. and Cooley, and I sucked my father's penis.

[00:00:18] My dad is black, and his dick is too big.

[00:00:21] Come on, folks.

[00:00:22] Oh, I'm Terry Gross.

[00:00:24] I'm black dad's gay, black, pre-miss, fucking me.

[00:00:29] Oh, uh, anyways, where were we?

[00:00:32] Uh, had-man is...

[00:00:34] Uh, I just, I love him so much.

[00:00:37] He's so charming for me.

[00:00:39] I'm fucking queer.

[00:00:41] I can't wait to suck a cock.

[00:00:42] I fucking love sucking cock.

[00:00:44] We're back on cock talk.

[00:00:46] Yeah, I knew we were recording.

[00:00:48] I'm going in a new direction here.

[00:00:51] The gay direction.

[00:00:52] A direction, a queer direction.

[00:00:54] You're on queer talk.

[00:00:55] Shut up the fucking car talk, man.

[00:00:57] These are my most cherished memories, randomly, of my childhood, is blasting car talk, going

[00:01:03] to Einstein Brothers Bagels, and hitting Marshals with my mom for the Husky section.

[00:01:07] I was getting in Marshals yesterday.

[00:01:09] Marshals is hilarious.

[00:01:11] You don't have cell phone service in Marshall, so you can't check to make sure you're not

[00:01:14] buying, like, Chinese knockoffs.

[00:01:17] Yeah.

[00:01:18] Because I was getting a comforter, and they had- I don't know if that's all Marshals, but-

[00:01:22] Yeah, you don't have to-

[00:01:23] That's a basement.

[00:01:24] Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:25] That's how the Nordstrom Rack is on 14th.

[00:01:28] Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:29] So I went to Marshals, I was trying to get a comforter, because at Macy's they got those

[00:01:32] hotel collection comforters that cost, like, fucking $900 or whatever.

[00:01:37] So you know they got to be good.

[00:01:38] That's what makes something good, is it costs too much money.

[00:01:40] Yeah.

[00:01:41] And so, but if you go to Marshals, you can get that same comforter for, like, $30.

[00:01:45] Hell yeah.

[00:01:46] The hotel collection shit.

[00:01:47] So, but it's just the name, and then the insides filled with, like, you know, Chinese people's

[00:01:53] hair.

[00:01:54] And then the thread count like these different.

[00:01:56] When we say down alternative, we mean an alternative to down syndrome hair, which we also sell.

[00:02:02] Man, do you do that often with your breast?

[00:02:04] Nah, I just was kind of getting a mo- raising my arm, and it just felt like, you know,

[00:02:09] I had to fucking- I had to shake it out a little bit.

[00:02:11] So for the audience to have his shirt list right now.

[00:02:13] Well Nick was shirtless.

[00:02:14] Well Nick was shirtless.

[00:02:15] He said we're going to shirtless five cash.

[00:02:16] No, I changed shirts.

[00:02:17] And then I thought-

[00:02:18] Fuck it.

[00:02:19] I'm not going to let my boy be the only one shirtless.

[00:02:20] No, you're the only one shirtless.

[00:02:21] And now I'm over here bearing this cross.

[00:02:24] It's not fair.

[00:02:25] That's why you're my titty.

[00:02:26] Your midsection looks like those stacks of proofing dough and dominoes.

[00:02:31] Shout out to anybody that's ever worked in a pizza restaurant.

[00:02:34] You know what I'm talking about?

[00:02:35] Yeah.

[00:02:36] There's big blue trays filled with-

[00:02:38] Yeah, it's delicious.

[00:02:39] I know what you're saying.

[00:02:40] I know what you're saying.

[00:02:41] My body looks delicious.

[00:02:42] No.

[00:02:43] No, it looks like a minimum wage prison.

[00:02:46] A treat that women want to put in the mouths.

[00:02:47] I see minimum wage prison.

[00:02:48] A fucking walk-in freezer.

[00:02:49] They want to kiss it until they get down to the sausage.

[00:02:52] You know what I'm saying?

[00:02:54] No.

[00:02:55] Kiss my stomach until you get down to my cock.

[00:02:58] Yeah.

[00:02:59] That's what I meant by sausage.

[00:03:01] Don't you mean under to your cock?

[00:03:04] No.

[00:03:05] No, it is not under my stomach.

[00:03:07] That is a common misconception.

[00:03:09] I'm not that bad.

[00:03:10] I've got like an under the sea song, but it's under the sea section scar.

[00:03:14] It's that lobster eating pussy.

[00:03:17] He's like, he loves divorced women.

[00:03:20] They got divorced because their husband couldn't handle their sea section scars.

[00:03:25] Cheryl, it's your fault for having a-

[00:03:28] Your pussy was fucked up.

[00:03:30] Now you have this gross scar.

[00:03:32] And I can't fuck you anymore.

[00:03:33] I wouldn't be the opposite.

[00:03:34] He did a pussy and fingering about the-

[00:03:36] No, dude.

[00:03:37] It's hard to make it straight.

[00:03:38] I was Caesarian.

[00:03:39] It's because your dad's dick is so small.

[00:03:41] We already talked about this.

[00:03:42] It's the right.

[00:03:43] I like that my brain can only work a certain way.

[00:03:46] I know.

[00:03:47] I know.

[00:03:48] Yeah.

[00:03:49] But wouldn't a guy prefer a sea section?

[00:03:54] I think if you push his wife's pussy, if you still push-

[00:03:57] If you still push, vaginal birth-

[00:03:58] Your pussy gets wrecked if you're pushing hard.

[00:04:00] They tell you to push.

[00:04:02] But exactly.

[00:04:03] But what I'm saying is what you need to do if you're smart, you want to keep that pussy intact.

[00:04:07] I'm going to be such a feminist that I get a sea section for my wife.

[00:04:11] That's where they cut my balls open and put the sperm in her pussy.

[00:04:16] The wraggling do it with me.

[00:04:17] So I don't even get to get an ark.

[00:04:19] You don't even get to come or get an ark.

[00:04:21] Come on, get an ark.

[00:04:22] And your conscience is the whole time.

[00:04:23] You're screaming.

[00:04:24] They crack my nut like an egg.

[00:04:26] Like a fucking sunny side egg.

[00:04:29] Yeah.

[00:04:30] Just-

[00:04:31] You just drips-

[00:04:32] Oohs is out.

[00:04:33] We should go-

[00:04:34] Screaming.

[00:04:35] I love you, honey.

[00:04:37] We should go with stop-

[00:04:39] He will not divide us.

[00:04:40] He will not divide us.

[00:04:42] You know, by the way, someone I think actually Big Cat retweeted that fucking video of the

[00:04:47] lady screaming the nose.

[00:04:49] No!

[00:04:50] I just watched that again last night.

[00:04:51] It's the funniest video.

[00:04:52] It's the funniest video.

[00:04:53] And it's like-

[00:04:54] I guess it was just the anniversary of that video, right?

[00:04:56] He's Trump's inauguration.

[00:04:58] No!

[00:04:59] Yeah.

[00:05:00] That happened on gay 20.

[00:05:02] Oh shit.

[00:05:03] That's what they- January 20th?

[00:05:06] They call it gay 20.

[00:05:07] They call it gay 20.

[00:05:08] They call it gay 20, but for gay guys.

[00:05:10] Zero gay 20?

[00:05:11] That's where you smoke another dude's-

[00:05:12] Yeah.

[00:05:13] Nice.

[00:05:14] Oh yeah.

[00:05:15] Legalize gay sex.

[00:05:18] Gay sex should be legal.

[00:05:21] Legalize, on the way.

[00:05:23] There's a guy named Blowjob Marley who's like-

[00:05:25] There's a lot of-

[00:05:26] Vare gay music.

[00:05:29] Second on B.

[00:05:31] Yeah.

[00:05:32] Lively up your ass.

[00:05:34] Yeah.

[00:05:35] The power bottom soldier.

[00:05:38] No.

[00:05:39] Get him fucking my ass.

[00:05:40] I cry.

[00:05:41] Because I want to say-

[00:05:43] She makes me so-

[00:05:45] I thought to share everything.

[00:05:47] Woke up this morning.

[00:05:49] And the three little birds-

[00:05:52] No, Adam Kenton.

[00:05:53] Come on.

[00:05:54] You're all sorry.

[00:05:55] You're really bad at this.

[00:05:57] Come on, bro.

[00:05:58] You're so gay.

[00:06:00] You probably think the song is about you.

[00:06:04] You're so gay.

[00:06:06] You're so gay.

[00:06:08] You know that song was about you.

[00:06:10] I actually do remember-

[00:06:12] I actually was written about you, Adam.

[00:06:13] Rosemary Clooney said in an interview recently that you wrote it about you.

[00:06:17] Really?

[00:06:18] I thought it was-

[00:06:19] What's-

[00:06:20] Not someone else.

[00:06:21] It's Rosemary Clooney.

[00:06:22] No.

[00:06:23] George Clooney's mom.

[00:06:24] Carly Simon.

[00:06:26] No.

[00:06:27] That's your so vain, you fucking idiot.

[00:06:29] That's a different song.

[00:06:30] Wait, I'm talking about-

[00:06:31] I'm talking about your so gay.

[00:06:32] Oh, okay.

[00:06:34] A song like Rosemary Clooney.

[00:06:36] It's about you.

[00:06:37] And she said that in an interview.

[00:06:39] Oh, I didn't know that was in the song.

[00:06:41] I think it was just-

[00:06:42] I would just think it's a parody of yourself vain by Carly Simon.

[00:06:44] No.

[00:06:45] The Rosemary Clooney song came out first.

[00:06:47] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:48] You're so vain came out afterwards.

[00:06:49] So she was doing a parody.

[00:06:50] By Nancy Sinatra.

[00:06:51] It's not Nancy Sinatra.

[00:06:53] It's Nancy Sinatra.

[00:06:54] And that's also about you.

[00:06:55] This dick was made for sucking.

[00:06:57] And then-

[00:06:58] And then Carly Simon covered it.

[00:07:01] And then her cover was about somebody else.

[00:07:03] But both of these-

[00:07:04] You were so gay.

[00:07:05] And then Nancy Sinatra, you're so vain, or about you.

[00:07:07] Oh, okay.

[00:07:08] That all checks.

[00:07:09] That's all true.

[00:07:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:07:11] You're so gay.

[00:07:12] You're so gay.

[00:07:13] You probably think the song is about you.

[00:07:16] But it's actually-

[00:07:18] But it's actually-

[00:07:19] It's about a guy named Adam Friedland.

[00:07:23] He's the gay guy in the song.

[00:07:26] We all know.

[00:07:28] Classic.

[00:07:29] Yep.

[00:07:30] That classic-

[00:07:31] Oh, yeah.

[00:07:32] I have to look it up on Spotify later.

[00:07:34] Is that George Clooney's mom?

[00:07:35] It says aunt, I think.

[00:07:36] Oh, shit, okay.

[00:07:37] Yeah.

[00:07:38] That's a real singer.

[00:07:39] And Nancy Sinatra has to be Frank-

[00:07:41] I think so.

[00:07:42] Yeah, she does that.

[00:07:43] The only song of hers I know is at Mambo Italiano.

[00:07:46] Oh, yeah.

[00:07:47] I saw her on a game show one time.

[00:07:49] I was watching old game shows and they're like,

[00:07:52] Now, let's meet the stars.

[00:07:53] And it's like Shirley Bottomsworth.

[00:07:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:07:57] Michael Sanderson.

[00:07:59] Michael Sanderson, you know, who the fuck are these people?

[00:08:03] I guess these people that were like famous in like 1971 and nobody has any-

[00:08:08] Is that on the buzzer network?

[00:08:10] Yeah, right.

[00:08:11] An old, ugly, skinny lady.

[00:08:13] A gay guy.

[00:08:14] Yeah, a guy that's gay that can't be seen.

[00:08:16] He's just game-she's 70s game show.

[00:08:18] Yeah, he's just doing so-

[00:08:20] Oh, wow.

[00:08:21] No, like, I wonder when he's going to get married.

[00:08:24] A fat guy sweating.

[00:08:25] He's so charming.

[00:08:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:08:27] I wonder when that man is going to settle down and get married.

[00:08:31] Let's catch.

[00:08:32] Finally, take off his extremely tight bow tie and exposes frail, delicate body to his

[00:08:37] lovely overweight wife.

[00:08:40] His lovely, autistic overweight wife.

[00:08:44] Damn, are you sad that you're gay now and you can't have a beard at him?

[00:08:48] From not-from-wait, you're saying that because I can't grow a beard.

[00:08:52] No, no, no, no.

[00:08:53] I'm saying if you grew up in the 70s, you had a beard.

[00:08:55] A beard, like a gay beard.

[00:08:57] Yes, yeah.

[00:08:58] Well, I have one, Dasha.

[00:08:59] Yeah, but we all know.

[00:09:00] I mean, that's only a matter of time.

[00:09:02] Her career takes off.

[00:09:03] She leaves you.

[00:09:04] Of course.

[00:09:05] It's going to be great when Dasha starts fucking Brandon Wardell.

[00:09:07] No.

[00:09:08] It's going to be someone else.

[00:09:10] It's going to be Brandon Wardell.

[00:09:11] No, it's going to be like a fucking strong version of Adam.

[00:09:14] Let's see.

[00:09:15] Let's see who got cucked by last time.

[00:09:17] A private DJ lesson consultant.

[00:09:20] This time it's going to be the only person in the world worse at comedy than you.

[00:09:24] Oh, wow.

[00:09:25] Well, I appreciate that.

[00:09:26] Yeah.

[00:09:27] I appreciate not being the worst.

[00:09:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:09:30] Congrats, man.

[00:09:31] That was so funny.

[00:09:32] We got to talk about you getting owned by that lady.

[00:09:34] When she said that maybe you could tell some jokes next time.

[00:09:37] Yeah, yeah.

[00:09:38] So funny.

[00:09:39] Yeah.

[00:09:40] I didn't watch it because...

[00:09:41] You shouldn't watch it.

[00:09:42] I'm pretty embarrassed by it.

[00:09:43] Yeah.

[00:09:44] Yeah, I actually canceled my subscription to kike.tv before you went on.

[00:09:49] I was my favorite channel.

[00:09:51] And I heard that they were having you on.

[00:09:54] So on their panel show, Ju-I.

[00:09:56] Yeah, Ju-I for the gay guy.

[00:09:58] Tom Schul-Ju.

[00:09:59] Don't.

[00:10:00] There were like some straight up Nazis on the show before me though.

[00:10:05] Whoa, really?

[00:10:06] Yeah, there's one guy that belongs to this political party in Israel called Yisrael Beitaini, which

[00:10:11] is like the Russian far right wing party.

[00:10:15] Nice.

[00:10:16] Yeah, yeah.

[00:10:17] Wait, he's in Israel?

[00:10:18] They're like MAGA guys basically in Israel.

[00:10:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:10:21] I mean, I guess that is like where the most of them are, you know?

[00:10:26] But I got booked by a come boy.

[00:10:28] Some guy that works there listens to come town.

[00:10:30] That's hilarious.

[00:10:31] And I guess he...

[00:10:33] Book me a Nick Next guys.

[00:10:34] We have some...

[00:10:35] You guys should be on the Israel channel.

[00:10:36] Political paintings.

[00:10:37] Yeah, dude.

[00:10:38] Do they know that I'm a...

[00:10:39] Was a red-eye regular?

[00:10:41] Yeah.

[00:10:42] A beloved member of the delightful panel show Red-eye on Fox News.

[00:10:47] With presumably a comedy show where you show up and then they just say things at you and

[00:10:54] you're supposed to...

[00:10:55] They don't give you the bits before?

[00:10:57] You're supposed to riff with...

[00:10:59] Well, they tell you what the topics are at like 3 p.m. and then you show up at like 6 to

[00:11:02] tape it or whatever.

[00:11:05] And then they're like, yeah, write stuff for this.

[00:11:06] And it's like, no.

[00:11:07] You pay me zero dollars.

[00:11:09] You have writers.

[00:11:10] Yeah.

[00:11:11] Yeah.

[00:11:12] Yeah.

[00:11:13] Well, yeah, I also made zero dollars for my...

[00:11:15] Oh, that's a real shock.

[00:11:17] Yeah.

[00:11:18] Yeah.

[00:11:19] It's going on.

[00:11:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:11:21] They had good-ass cookies though in the green rally.

[00:11:22] Oh, yeah.

[00:11:23] Did they?

[00:11:24] Yeah, and you get to see like Bill O'Reilly, you know, storming around.

[00:11:26] That's funny.

[00:11:27] That's what you dobs just pissed off about shit.

[00:11:30] Pissing his pants drunk.

[00:11:31] Yeah.

[00:11:32] And, uh, uh, but they had...

[00:11:33] You know, what are those little cookies we're in the center that is at like raspberry flavored

[00:11:37] dot?

[00:11:38] I know your time.

[00:11:39] Yeah, of course.

[00:11:40] Of course.

[00:11:41] They're...

[00:11:42] I don't know what they're called, but I would never go buy those.

[00:11:43] Absolutely not.

[00:11:45] It's just a rare treat here and there.

[00:11:46] It's a good...

[00:11:47] Listen, that's a good pie cleanser, but I don't really fuck with those, honestly.

[00:11:50] The little jam in the middle type of shit.

[00:11:52] Yeah.

[00:11:53] I don't really fuck with those.

[00:11:54] They're nice when you have a little cup of free cup of coffee and you say maybe I will

[00:11:58] have a cookie.

[00:11:59] My problem is they don't mesh well with most cookie flavors.

[00:12:01] You use bullshit macarons.

[00:12:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:12:03] They're just shit cookies.

[00:12:05] Yeah, but they're sort of the appetizer of the cookie ones.

[00:12:08] No, you know what it is.

[00:12:09] It's a fake business for rich women.

[00:12:11] I agree with that.

[00:12:12] Macarons come from some rich man's like daddy's girl who's in her late thirties.

[00:12:17] It's like, you know what?

[00:12:19] I'm going to do something with my life.

[00:12:21] And then she starts a macaroon slash cat cafe.

[00:12:25] I think the macaroon craises over.

[00:12:27] I think that was a thing.

[00:12:28] It was supposed to be the new cupcake.

[00:12:30] Yeah, yeah.

[00:12:31] But listen, I don't fuck...

[00:12:32] I'm not mad at macarons.

[00:12:33] I would take a macaroon over those little raspberry cookies.

[00:12:37] You know what I'm saying?

[00:12:38] Those raspberry cookies go to any Christmas parties.

[00:12:40] Those shits are getting less.

[00:12:41] You know what my business is?

[00:12:42] I ask things to go over.

[00:12:43] My rich man, my fake rich man business, edible Gundams.

[00:12:46] That's good.

[00:12:47] A place where you go in, you build your own fucking gingerbread gut.

[00:12:49] Very intricate gingerbread gut.

[00:12:51] I love it.

[00:12:52] I love it.

[00:12:53] We're not talking some bullshit gingerbread man or gingerbread house.

[00:12:55] Cheers that work.

[00:12:56] Yeah.

[00:12:57] Yes.

[00:12:58] Yes.

[00:12:59] We're talking like you cannot walk in there and not have like extensive experience with

[00:13:03] model building.

[00:13:04] What about like a gumball cannon?

[00:13:07] You shoot gumballs.

[00:13:08] That would be cool.

[00:13:09] Yeah, yeah.

[00:13:10] I don't remember that in Evangelion.

[00:13:13] I don't think it would happen.

[00:13:14] Or a whipped cream cannon.

[00:13:15] I don't remember that happening in the manga.

[00:13:18] Is that...

[00:13:19] Were you into that?

[00:13:20] No.

[00:13:21] No.

[00:13:22] What the fuck has happened, Joey?

[00:13:23] I just know that that's like a thing with Gundams in it.

[00:13:26] Oh, is it?

[00:13:27] Yeah, it's an anime that I think.

[00:13:28] That might be the one that has...

[00:13:30] Okay, no, Gundam...

[00:13:31] Wasn't there something else?

[00:13:32] Oh, right, Gundam.

[00:13:33] Gundam Warriors.

[00:13:34] Gundam Wing.

[00:13:35] Gundam Wing.

[00:13:36] Yeah.

[00:13:37] Because I remember I shit rocked.

[00:13:38] I've never seen it.

[00:13:40] I just remember thinking it was so funny that it was so close to Gundam and being like,

[00:13:43] how does nobody...

[00:13:44] It's just called Condom.

[00:13:46] Yes.

[00:13:47] And everyone was like, well...

[00:13:48] None of the people that had sex, they had Gundams.

[00:13:51] So they never...

[00:13:52] They're like, what's a condom?

[00:13:53] Right, right.

[00:13:54] Do you mean a Gundam?

[00:13:55] Well, yeah.

[00:13:56] No, it's a thing that goes over your penis.

[00:13:58] They're like, that goes over your whole body.

[00:14:00] Gundam is a suit you wear to prevent you from having sex.

[00:14:04] Oh, God.

[00:14:05] I had that.

[00:14:06] Yeah, no, you didn't have it.

[00:14:07] You fucking bitch.

[00:14:08] You know what I'm saying?

[00:14:09] I'm saying how to build a bit on it.

[00:14:11] God damn it.

[00:14:12] I have that.

[00:14:13] This is why Branden Wardell is going to fuck your girlfriend.

[00:14:15] He's not going to fuck my girlfriend.

[00:14:16] He's got to roll in on a skateboard being like, huh, I met Justin Bieber, huh?

[00:14:21] Okay, first of all, he cannot skate.

[00:14:23] Second of all, he drops in.

[00:14:25] She's moving to New York.

[00:14:26] Yeah, well, so it's going to be somewhere else.

[00:14:28] She's going to be somewhere far away from Branden Wardell.

[00:14:30] So who's it going to be then in New York?

[00:14:31] It'll be a New York fixture.

[00:14:33] Maybe Tim Dillon.

[00:14:34] That would be funny.

[00:14:35] His return to women.

[00:14:37] He eats her pussy to taste your dick.

[00:14:39] Yeah, that'd be funny.

[00:14:42] That being that gang that you like pussy to taste dick.

[00:14:45] Might go to Modell's today and get one of those.

[00:14:48] I've graduated past foam rolling to those little massage balls.

[00:14:53] Not lacrosse.

[00:14:54] I know what you're talking about.

[00:14:55] They have little spikes.

[00:14:56] They're a little bit bigger.

[00:14:58] They're like the size of those, you know, like a kid's basketball, like for children.

[00:15:03] For like super shot or whatever.

[00:15:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:15:06] Many basketball.

[00:15:07] Many basketball.

[00:15:08] Yeah.

[00:15:09] Yeah, like one of the bigger than a small ball.

[00:15:10] One of those is Adam's dick and a regular basketball is my dick.

[00:15:13] That's true.

[00:15:14] For the listeners.

[00:15:15] And my dick is the fucking moon.

[00:15:16] It's the entire reverse.

[00:15:18] No, it's a it's a it's a coach ball.

[00:15:20] You're thinking it's fucked up but it's like stringy.

[00:15:23] That's right.

[00:15:24] That is my dick.

[00:15:25] It's easier to palm and dunk.

[00:15:27] So who's got a cooler dick?

[00:15:29] I do.

[00:15:30] Only black guys can palm yours with huge hands.

[00:15:33] That's right.

[00:15:34] Um, what's wrong with that?

[00:15:36] You stop.

[00:15:37] The stops dick is a basketball deflates after 30 seconds.

[00:15:40] And I'm like, just chill.

[00:15:43] It'll, it'll reflate.

[00:15:44] Just let's chill out.

[00:15:45] Yeah.

[00:15:46] You're like, you want to go to the concession stand?

[00:15:48] No, you're basketball deflates.

[00:15:50] And then you just list everything you've eaten for the last 48 hours.

[00:15:53] Yeah, let's just, yeah.

[00:15:54] Sorry.

[00:15:55] Yeah.

[00:15:56] I hit the notch bar.

[00:15:57] Whoopi pie, bro, my dick is on the comeback swing.

[00:15:59] I'm a three day, three day straight.

[00:16:01] No, or smoothies.

[00:16:03] Going to the damn gym.

[00:16:04] Okay.

[00:16:05] I'm eating clean.

[00:16:06] Yo, uh, uh, by the way, fuck New York sports club.

[00:16:10] Okay.

[00:16:11] Why?

[00:16:12] Yeah, they're getting the official.

[00:16:13] The anti-continent.

[00:16:14] Fucking you.

[00:16:15] They're like, cancel.

[00:16:16] They, they're shady motherfuckers to you.

[00:16:18] They'll tell you you can cancel over the phone and then they'll say you're canceled

[00:16:21] and then they'll continue to try and bill you.

[00:16:23] Whoa.

[00:16:24] And now they're calling me saying I owe money and then they emailed me and I emailed back.

[00:16:28] I'm like, no, I want everything in writing.

[00:16:30] So tell me what I owe and itemize it and they just won't respond to it.

[00:16:33] They're just going to call me so that they can bullshit over the phone.

[00:16:36] Right.

[00:16:37] And they won't do.

[00:16:38] And then the same company like Town Sports International, they just got like a $20,000

[00:16:41] fine from like Washington, like they're watching sports clubs doing the same thing where they

[00:16:45] tell you, oh yeah, you're canceled in person and they don't cancel you and then continue

[00:16:49] to charge people afterwards.

[00:16:51] I mean, like my card changed a couple months back and I didn't update it with them because

[00:16:55] they start, they just raised my rates without notifying me either by phone or by email,

[00:17:00] which you're like my preferred contact.

[00:17:01] Yeah.

[00:17:02] And then I'm like, yeah, I didn't get it.

[00:17:04] So my nuts mail, you know, no fucking checks the mail, motherfucker.

[00:17:07] Yeah.

[00:17:08] Yeah.

[00:17:09] Yeah.

[00:17:10] So I don't know.

[00:17:11] Yeah, fuck that company.

[00:17:12] And then if like if they don't email me back, I don't know what to do because they're going

[00:17:15] to eventually send it to a collection agency and accept it disputed with them because if

[00:17:19] they can't provide a copy of my contract or anything, it shows that I know.

[00:17:23] But yeah, damn dude, no, it sucks because it's like, this is like I'm trying to get better

[00:17:27] credit.

[00:17:28] And so I have to jump through all these fucking bullshit hoops with secured credit cards.

[00:17:32] And then it's shit like this fucking gym, which I prefer just not deal with.

[00:17:36] I mean, fuck you, you want the money, suck my dick.

[00:17:38] Honestly.

[00:17:39] I got a way to get it other than and I know this sucks.

[00:17:40] Banging my credit, but you might as well just pay them a couple months and then move on

[00:17:44] with your life.

[00:17:45] I don't, I don't want to pay them anything over the phone.

[00:17:47] If they give me a list of things that I fucking owe, then fine.

[00:17:51] I'll pay it.

[00:17:52] But I'm going to have to go in person probably and do what?

[00:17:54] They'll deny that I fucking went there in person.

[00:17:56] I don't like it.

[00:17:57] I can't have to be in writing.

[00:17:59] I'm not doing anything.

[00:18:00] But they'll give you, they'll give you something like that you sign that says you're released

[00:18:04] from the contract.

[00:18:06] I don't know that they'll do that.

[00:18:07] I think they do.

[00:18:08] I think that's what gyms do.

[00:18:10] Alright, well, I also, also I don't have a contract.

[00:18:13] I was months and months for like a year.

[00:18:16] No, interesting.

[00:18:17] Well, you need something, dude.

[00:18:18] I'm sorry.

[00:18:19] I'm sorry to hear that me and the good folks who plan to finish the story, we haven't had

[00:18:23] any, any run ins yet, you know, but if you want, I'll go fucking.

[00:18:29] I'll go shit in every New York sports club shower there is, man.

[00:18:32] Yeah, definitely.

[00:18:33] Do you want me to do that?

[00:18:34] No, I mean, if this doesn't like resolve itself, then I mean, I've already done what

[00:18:39] I can, which is broadcast to 80 million people.

[00:18:43] That's right.

[00:18:44] They're shady companies.

[00:18:45] That's right.

[00:18:46] We got picked up by Indian, the biggest channel in India also, by the way, guys.

[00:18:51] Um, downtown.

[00:18:52] Come down to it?

[00:18:53] Yeah, that's how we get the 80 mill.

[00:18:54] Whoa.

[00:18:56] We just signed distribution deals with India, China.

[00:18:58] Uh, Antarctica.

[00:18:59] You know, it's funny is those Indian guys would probably love the Indian guys that we

[00:19:05] do on the show.

[00:19:06] That's true.

[00:19:07] They would, they would be flat.

[00:19:08] I love sundar so much.

[00:19:09] So what is, is it really racist guys?

[00:19:11] Think about it that way.

[00:19:12] It's a free.

[00:19:13] Asians, Asians love being racist too.

[00:19:16] Real Asians?

[00:19:17] Yeah.

[00:19:18] I don't mean these Americany.

[00:19:19] I don't mean like those.

[00:19:20] I don't mean a guy named like Dan Nguyen, you know, he's like, how dare you say that

[00:19:27] to me?

[00:19:28] All right.

[00:19:29] Well, you don't have the voice.

[00:19:30] So I don't even consider you Asian.

[00:19:31] Yeah.

[00:19:32] Yeah.

[00:19:33] What happened that slam poet that was mad at you?

[00:19:34] Oh yeah.

[00:19:35] That guy from Singapore.

[00:19:36] Yeah.

[00:19:37] That's a slam poet from Singapore.

[00:19:38] Yeah.

[00:19:39] He was a man who was mad at me, but he lives in Singapore where they don't have freedom

[00:19:43] of speech.

[00:19:44] So he's like, this guy should be in fucking jail.

[00:19:47] Right.

[00:19:48] He should be executed by the state.

[00:19:50] He's like, that's what you get for making fun of Chinese new year.

[00:19:54] Uh, fuck.

[00:19:55] Didn't Chris Brown get arrested in Singapore?

[00:19:58] Did he for some?

[00:20:00] Yeah.

[00:20:01] Maybe for lewd, maybe for lewd lyrics.

[00:20:04] You never really?

[00:20:05] I don't know.

[00:20:06] I love that spitting there is illegal.

[00:20:08] Yeah.

[00:20:09] Swallowing only bitch.

[00:20:10] Yeah.

[00:20:11] You better catch the whole night.

[00:20:12] He's the laws drink drink drink drink.

[00:20:16] The Nutlick.

[00:20:17] It's the raw egg milkshake from Rocky, but not the first time the last time where he

[00:20:22] can do it.

[00:20:23] What?

[00:20:24] You guys remember that?

[00:20:25] Where he.

[00:20:26] Yeah.

[00:20:27] He makes that raw egg milkshake immediately and drink, but he spits it out at first.

[00:20:31] No, he doesn't.

[00:20:32] Yeah.

[00:20:33] I don't remember that.

[00:20:34] That's the beginning of the montage.

[00:20:35] And at the end of the montage, he gobbles it like, girls should gobble our nuts.

[00:20:38] That's what I'm saying.

[00:20:39] I thought, what is he?

[00:20:40] He comes home.

[00:20:41] I thought that was part of the scene where it's like your first meeting Rocky and then

[00:20:45] he goes home to his shitty fucking apartment and then puts on that, uh, that Glen Fry song.

[00:20:51] Mm hmm.

[00:20:52] Uh, which the heat is on?

[00:20:53] No, the one about the, uh, it says that Glen Fry.

[00:20:56] I don't know.

[00:20:57] Maybe it isn't Glen Fry.

[00:20:58] It's the heart of my penis.

[00:21:00] No, maybe it isn't Glen Fry.

[00:21:02] It's like that, that, that, that like Glen Fry is from the Eagles, right?

[00:21:06] Yes.

[00:21:07] Yeah.

[00:21:08] Hey, how about Glen Burger?

[00:21:09] Speaking of Rocky and speaking of the Eagles, did you guys see that guy drive a dune bucket

[00:21:14] buggy up the Rocky steps?

[00:21:16] No, that rules.

[00:21:17] Yeah, I feel he was going bucket after they made the Super Bowl some dude drove a fucking

[00:21:22] dude buggy.

[00:21:23] Rocky step.

[00:21:24] You see the guy, they, they, they greased up all the fucking light poles with Crisco.

[00:21:29] No one could.

[00:21:30] No one would fucking climb.

[00:21:31] And then they figured out a way to do it anyway.

[00:21:33] They did.

[00:21:34] Yeah, they also, uh, Phil, he also had a secret, uh, bill Cosby stand up show.

[00:21:38] Oh, yeah.

[00:21:39] Yeah.

[00:21:40] And, uh, yo, yeah, yeah.

[00:21:41] He did some time jazz show.

[00:21:43] Yeah.

[00:21:44] And, and, and, uh, currently was well received.

[00:21:46] That's a, and I think the world take for 2018 was did we jump the gun on accusing a black

[00:21:51] man of rape?

[00:21:52] Oh, comes back around.

[00:21:54] And I also a ageless way.

[00:21:56] How about this?

[00:21:57] Oh, how about this guy's conspiracy theory.

[00:22:00] Cosby had grown tired.

[00:22:02] He reached the pinnacle of stand up.

[00:22:03] Okay.

[00:22:04] So he leaks these stories.

[00:22:06] He tells Hannibal to do this.

[00:22:08] Yes.

[00:22:09] So that now the only challenge is can I still kill when everyone in America hates me.

[00:22:15] So now it's the only idea for a movie.

[00:22:21] Now everyone, every audience that's on was like, oh, this is the most Americans most beloved

[00:22:25] comment.

[00:22:26] I got it for a movie.

[00:22:27] So it's, it's bill Cosby now down and out in Philly doing these bullshit bar shows, you

[00:22:33] know, and he's killing and people have forgotten who he is because of all of the assaults.

[00:22:39] And then Sandra Bullock who lives out in the suburbs with her millionaire husband.

[00:22:43] It was a bunch of talk.

[00:22:45] She adopts him and she brings him into her house and she's like, we're gonna.

[00:22:50] Yeah, we're gonna make this guy the best comic in the world.

[00:22:53] And then, you know, she's buying him pants or something and somebody says some racist

[00:22:56] to him and she has like a teary meltdown and calls the police on the, yep, the boy or

[00:23:03] white woman that said something racist.

[00:23:06] And then they throw the poor white woman in jail.

[00:23:08] And then for some reason that's a three and a half hour long movie.

[00:23:11] And then the guy's not that good.

[00:23:14] It turns out anymore.

[00:23:15] Yeah, right.

[00:23:16] He only had a couple of good seasons for the ravines.

[00:23:19] Michael or yeah.

[00:23:20] And then he couldn't play.

[00:23:21] I think he went to the Panthers or some shit.

[00:23:23] I don't know.

[00:23:24] I stopped watching football.

[00:23:25] I walked out of that movie.

[00:23:27] I can't believe you went inside.

[00:23:28] You went to the theaters in Detroit.

[00:23:30] Yeah.

[00:23:31] Why were you killing time?

[00:23:32] Yeah, it was a 75 cent ticket.

[00:23:34] Hilarious.

[00:23:35] Yeah, I saw that in a movie called Frozen that was pretty good.

[00:23:38] The movie.

[00:23:39] No, no, no.

[00:23:40] Different one came out came out years prior.

[00:23:42] This is like eight, nine years ago.

[00:23:43] Okay.

[00:23:44] What was it about?

[00:23:45] It's about three people that go on a skiing trip.

[00:23:49] They like bribe the chairlift guy to let them go up on the mountain one last time right

[00:23:53] before the park closes.

[00:23:55] And then like there's miscommunication.

[00:23:57] They get left halfway up the mountain on the chairlift.

[00:24:00] Oh, fuck.

[00:24:01] And then there's like a storm coming in.

[00:24:02] So the park's going to be closed for a week.

[00:24:04] So they're just stuck on the chairlift.

[00:24:06] No.

[00:24:07] And they have to decide.

[00:24:08] So the whole the entire movie is just them on the chairlift.

[00:24:10] Oh, scary.

[00:24:12] It's like that movie, Open Water.

[00:24:13] It's exactly like.

[00:24:14] Oh, what the fuck do they do?

[00:24:16] But no sharks.

[00:24:17] Well, if this were not recorded, I would just tell you, but I would encourage people to

[00:24:21] go watch that movie.

[00:24:22] I want to know though.

[00:24:25] The smoke joint followed me on Instagram.

[00:24:28] Oh, nice.

[00:24:29] After I gave them the show.

[00:24:30] I know what you're doing.

[00:24:31] I know what you're saying.

[00:24:32] I see what you're doing.

[00:24:33] You mentioned a barbecue restaurant to get me to forget that I want to know the end of

[00:24:36] that that movie.

[00:24:37] No, I was thinking about it.

[00:24:39] I forgot that people listened to this show.

[00:24:41] I just had a sudden moment of self awareness that oh, I see.

[00:24:46] Yeah, because the smoke joint followed you, that reminded you people, listen, and you

[00:24:50] won't spoil the frozen.

[00:24:51] Yeah, I don't care about you all spoil it for you.

[00:24:54] I want to be a spoiler.

[00:24:56] I want to know.

[00:24:57] Yeah, it's not the same thing.

[00:24:58] Is that still a spoiler if you want to get spoiled?

[00:25:00] I don't think so.

[00:25:02] I think a spoiler has as malice boiling.

[00:25:05] Yeah, there's malice behind the act of spoiling.

[00:25:07] Why is the spoiler on a car called a spoiler?

[00:25:09] I never understood that.

[00:25:10] Yeah, it's a question.

[00:25:12] Is that related to some kind of fluid dynamics term?

[00:25:16] Yes, spoiling.

[00:25:17] Mm-hmm.

[00:25:18] I guess it is.

[00:25:20] Do spoilers really do work though, right?

[00:25:23] They make your car faster?

[00:25:25] They make it cooler.

[00:25:26] Yeah, that's for sure.

[00:25:27] It helps you get pussy.

[00:25:28] Yeah, for sure.

[00:25:29] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:25:31] That's what it is.

[00:25:32] After you get a spoil on you get a woman pregnant and you spoil her pussy.

[00:25:36] That's right.

[00:25:37] You take a shit.

[00:25:38] That's why I call rape whistle spoiler alerts.

[00:25:39] Because, you know, when I hear one, I think, damn, she's having sex with a guy that's got

[00:25:45] a really cool car.

[00:25:48] What that lucky woman is.

[00:25:49] That is too much.

[00:25:50] Getting a hot chance to have sex with a cool, integral driving, you know, kind of guy.

[00:25:57] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:58] Every car should have a spoiler.

[00:26:00] Why not?

[00:26:01] I agree.

[00:26:02] Damn.

[00:26:03] I want your photos.

[00:26:04] I want your tour by a barbecue restaurant on Instagram.

[00:26:05] Yeah.

[00:26:06] You know, it's funny.

[00:26:07] So they listen sometime?

[00:26:08] The terms are the opposite of car terms, you know, where it's like you got a spoiler,

[00:26:13] car spoiler, pretty cool.

[00:26:15] Movie spoiler, not cool.

[00:26:16] Bad.

[00:26:17] What else?

[00:26:18] Movie trailer.

[00:26:19] Awesome.

[00:26:20] Rules.

[00:26:21] Yeah, I love it.

[00:26:22] Yeah, awesome.

[00:26:23] 90 seconds.

[00:26:24] 90 seconds.

[00:26:25] Comrades over a movie.

[00:26:26] Yeah, you got a trailer on your car.

[00:26:27] My favorite thing.

[00:26:28] Wow.

[00:26:29] What are you homeless?

[00:26:30] Yeah.

[00:26:31] Boo.

[00:26:32] You just get to fuck you.

[00:26:33] You peasant fucking poor bitch.

[00:26:34] Nice UHOL trailer.

[00:26:35] Yes.

[00:26:36] What are you doing?

[00:26:37] What are you doing?

[00:26:38] What are you moving on?

[00:26:39] We're digging to meth.

[00:26:40] Which one bitch?

[00:26:41] You have a bitch on the right phone?

[00:26:42] You had to move out of your apartment because everyone found out that you're an idiot.

[00:26:48] And it was downloaded child porn on the apartment Wi-Fi?

[00:26:51] Well, come on.

[00:26:52] Let's not go after Shane.

[00:26:53] He said we haven't mentioned him in a while.

[00:26:57] Hey man, her.

[00:26:58] Oh, right.

[00:27:00] You fucking piece of shit.

[00:27:01] I guess.

[00:27:02] No, this is the year we take the pronouns back, dude.

[00:27:04] Oh, really?

[00:27:05] Yeah.

[00:27:06] What are you doing to take the pronouns back concert, benefit concert?

[00:27:10] It's a Christian rock and Christian comedy benefit concert to hurt trans people.

[00:27:15] Take back the pronouns.

[00:27:19] Yeah.

[00:27:20] Ladies and gentlemen, the Dixie chicks.

[00:27:22] They're like, we're girls, not them.

[00:27:26] They're trying to make up for their George W. Bush cries.

[00:27:30] Right.

[00:27:31] And then there's a trans band called the Dixie chicks.

[00:27:35] It's got the same name.

[00:27:38] Spelled a little.

[00:27:39] That's good.

[00:27:40] That's really good with a why.

[00:27:44] You know, the why at the end.

[00:27:47] Well, boys fuck.

[00:27:49] We had an extensive show list of things to talk about.

[00:27:52] Yeah.

[00:27:53] How about a real good burrito?

[00:27:55] The burritos go off.

[00:27:56] Should we do another business shout outs?

[00:27:58] I think it's more Instagram.

[00:27:59] Honestly, yeah.

[00:28:00] That's a lucha lucha.

[00:28:01] They go.

[00:28:02] They rock.

[00:28:03] They do a hell of a burrito.

[00:28:04] Get that breakfast.

[00:28:05] It is 13 bucks.

[00:28:06] The breakfast burrito is amazing.

[00:28:08] It'll suck your cock off.

[00:28:09] I've never had the breakfast.

[00:28:10] Oh, I don't.

[00:28:11] It's so good.

[00:28:12] Yeah, the cherries.

[00:28:13] A couple of eggs in this burrito.

[00:28:14] I'm going to go there.

[00:28:15] I feel like the menu is limited.

[00:28:16] But every burrito I've had there.

[00:28:17] Let me finish my burrito.

[00:28:18] No, you finished it by burning it down.

[00:28:20] I just didn't want to eat it on my because people get mad.

[00:28:23] Yeah, give it to me, Nick, so I can finish it.

[00:28:26] I'm hungry though.

[00:28:27] They took first bite.

[00:28:28] That is rude.

[00:28:29] Yeah.

[00:28:30] Pre-snack.

[00:28:31] Pre-snack.

[00:28:32] You come to my apartment with food.

[00:28:34] I'm taking the first bite of it.

[00:28:36] I do love the content.

[00:28:37] Pre-snack this.

[00:28:39] Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

[00:28:42] Damn.

[00:28:43] I want some good snacks.

[00:28:44] Ah, damn.

[00:28:45] That's a good burrito.

[00:28:46] It really fucking is.

[00:28:47] The problem.

[00:28:48] And I would go get one normally.

[00:28:49] If this was my old life, but not anymore, boys.

[00:28:52] Now I'm going home.

[00:28:53] Well, you're going to have a new life pretty soon, dude.

[00:28:55] Once that birthday rolls around, me and Adam got a big surprise.

[00:28:58] What are you doing, man?

[00:28:59] What is it?

[00:29:00] Tell me.

[00:29:01] It's just two different presents.

[00:29:03] It's two different presents, but-

[00:29:05] It's one for me and one for me.

[00:29:06] I know.

[00:29:07] Presence.

[00:29:08] Correct.

[00:29:09] Out of the term.

[00:29:10] How about this?

[00:29:11] Think somewhere in between Dante's car.

[00:29:14] Okay.

[00:29:15] You know, and a Pomeranian.

[00:29:18] Yo, you guys going to get me a bulldog?

[00:29:21] No.

[00:29:22] That would rule.

[00:29:23] Is it a fur coat?

[00:29:25] It would be so cute if you had a bulldog.

[00:29:27] I know.

[00:29:28] I'm kind of mad.

[00:29:29] We didn't get him a bulldog.

[00:29:30] We just got him a bulldog.

[00:29:32] We can still change our minds.

[00:29:33] We can.

[00:29:34] Wow, I can.

[00:29:35] You got yours, right?

[00:29:36] I already spent the money.

[00:29:37] Are you guys getting fat suits?

[00:29:39] No.

[00:29:40] We're not getting fat suits.

[00:29:41] It's actually-

[00:29:42] We'll talk about it on the show.

[00:29:44] They're both very thoughtful and also mean gifts.

[00:29:47] It's only to kind of give the real friends who want to hurt your feelings.

[00:29:51] Yeah.

[00:29:52] Well, I can't wait to have a bulldog one day, dude.

[00:29:57] Just be my fat ass bulldog.

[00:29:58] A bulldog with a track suit on?

[00:30:00] Yeah.

[00:30:01] 100% percent.

[00:30:02] The same stock glasses.

[00:30:03] Maybe glasses.

[00:30:04] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:30:05] That would be cute.

[00:30:06] Yeah.

[00:30:07] Fuck.

[00:30:08] That would- It's going to be awesome.

[00:30:09] A lot of people look like their dogs, but I really don't look anything like my dog.

[00:30:12] No.

[00:30:13] My dog's muscular.

[00:30:14] Yeah.

[00:30:15] Beautiful.

[00:30:16] You look like one of those birds that got caught in an oil spill.

[00:30:18] Yeah.

[00:30:19] Yeah.

[00:30:20] Like one of those-

[00:30:21] You used to be clean with a toothbrush.

[00:30:22] Exosly Valetes.

[00:30:23] Bird ducks.

[00:30:24] Yeah.

[00:30:25] Get rubbed down by Don.

[00:30:26] I love how Don's always like, we're good, but it's clean.

[00:30:29] They definitely also make horrible.

[00:30:31] Yeah.

[00:30:32] You're a chemical company.

[00:30:33] Yeah.

[00:30:34] It's S.C. Johnson, right?

[00:30:35] S.C. Johnson.

[00:30:36] That was the plot of Waterworld as the bad guys live on the Valdez.

[00:30:39] The smokers.

[00:30:40] I don't remember seeing Waterworld.

[00:30:42] The plot was that there was no more land.

[00:30:44] Oh, wait.

[00:30:45] The Waterworld, the one where the guys-

[00:30:46] But the smokers are the bad guys.

[00:30:47] That was like the gay celebrity cause in the 90s was anti-smoking and also ending the death penalty.

[00:30:54] Yes.

[00:30:55] That's like gay, that's cool.

[00:30:56] Well, obviously you should end the death penalty, but any time celebrities fucking get up their

[00:31:00] own ass about like, we're changing the world.

[00:31:03] Is that where Kevin Costner has gills?

[00:31:05] Yeah.

[00:31:06] Yeah.

[00:31:07] He does that fake ass rap drink.

[00:31:08] Oh, those are supposed to be gills.

[00:31:09] Yeah.

[00:31:10] What do you think they were?

[00:31:11] I thought it was he had Pussies.

[00:31:12] He's neck Pussies?

[00:31:13] Yeah.

[00:31:14] Oh, that's awesome.

[00:31:15] The opening scene of that movie is that he drinks his own piss.

[00:31:18] Yeah, which is like- Nice.

[00:31:20] No ridiculous because you could obviously put sea water in that machine and have it do

[00:31:25] the same thing.

[00:31:26] Yeah, why do you have to do it piss?

[00:31:27] It's just as salty.

[00:31:28] Yeah.

[00:31:29] Well, he's- he wants a conservment.

[00:31:32] You know?

[00:31:33] Zero footprint.

[00:31:34] Love flag.

[00:31:35] I kind of like that movie when it came out.

[00:31:39] Yeah, you're an idiot.

[00:31:40] I was like nine years old though.

[00:31:42] Yeah, you're stupid.

[00:31:43] I thought that movie was bad.

[00:31:44] It was the most expensive movie of all time.

[00:31:45] I think we talked about it, but wasn't there a bootleg Robin Williams in there?

[00:31:48] There is.

[00:31:49] What's so weird is that movie has the same exact plot as Mad Max Fury Road.

[00:31:53] Yeah.

[00:31:54] It's the- It's not as many sectioned pictures in it though.

[00:31:57] The Fury Road is the inverse of- They're trying to find water.

[00:32:00] Wow.

[00:32:01] This one they're trying to find land.

[00:32:02] Yeah.

[00:32:03] So, Fury Road ladies- So, Fury Road ladies.

[00:32:04] Same second, I guess, they're copying.

[00:32:05] I feel bad for the fat ladies.

[00:32:06] Fury Road is amazing.

[00:32:07] I'm going to rules.

[00:32:08] I'm going to fucking put on Fury Road again tonight.

[00:32:10] Yo, you know what I'm watching?

[00:32:11] You know what's so funny is I got that 4K Blu-ray player and Fury Road is the first

[00:32:14] thing I bought and I watch it like nine times.

[00:32:16] I'm like, yeah, that's why you get DVDs.

[00:32:17] You watch them over here.

[00:32:18] I have not watched a single one of these DVDs a second time.

[00:32:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:32:22] Oh, of course.

[00:32:23] Fury Road goes off.

[00:32:24] Heart of shit.

[00:32:25] I got the projector back in the mix and I bought an even better one, Deb.

[00:32:27] And I was just watching Logan again.

[00:32:30] Yeah, I got Logan.

[00:32:31] I might actually re-watch Logan twice.

[00:32:34] Little rocks.

[00:32:35] We got to take a break and we'll be back in a second.

[00:32:37] Oh.

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[00:34:50] Jimmy.

[00:34:51] What?

[00:34:52] Oh, yeah.

[00:34:53] I thought you were doing your Jimmy's.

[00:34:54] No, I was doing my James Dean.

[00:34:56] I'm James.

[00:34:58] He has like that James Dean.

[00:35:01] That's good.

[00:35:02] Yeah.

[00:35:03] That for him to help.

[00:35:05] That's what he sounds like nowadays in hell.

[00:35:07] Hey, we're in with sweet James.

[00:35:09] It's me James Dean.

[00:35:14] Everybody's favorite actor in the world.

[00:35:20] You guys like Brando Cosby?

[00:35:27] Brando Cosby, dude.

[00:35:28] Hell yeah.

[00:35:29] I was.

[00:35:30] I made it but offer a record.

[00:35:35] Yeah, so we drank a shit ton of liquid coating.

[00:35:44] Oh, yeah.

[00:35:45] We're on lean.

[00:35:46] We're throwing my fucking fucking shit.

[00:35:48] I have the lean.

[00:35:49] It's great.

[00:35:50] I love it.

[00:35:51] It's fucking awesome.

[00:35:52] I can't do it because my friend.

[00:35:54] My biggest is mom.

[00:35:55] Rita Santana just died.

[00:35:57] All right, Pete Fredo.

[00:35:58] Yeah, I'll be Brandon's bit about.

[00:36:00] Nah, he'll do that for another.

[00:36:02] He's going to ride out this day.

[00:36:04] I would love to be addicted to liquid coating.

[00:36:06] Yeah, dude.

[00:36:07] You can get there.

[00:36:08] DJ screw died from it.

[00:36:09] You will at some point.

[00:36:10] That little shift.

[00:36:11] Now you're an exercise boy.

[00:36:13] At a certain point you'll get into something.

[00:36:15] You just get into things and I feel like coating you will get into it.

[00:36:18] Do you get fat from lean?

[00:36:20] Yeah, you get fat.

[00:36:21] Because you always drink it with scissor.

[00:36:23] You always drink it with Sprite and John.

[00:36:24] You're drinking the sugar constantly.

[00:36:27] God, that's a great thing.

[00:36:29] When drinking fucking McDonald's sweet and sour sauce and liquid coating.

[00:36:32] Yes.

[00:36:33] I can't wait to be

[00:36:38] They call that the good pussy juice.

[00:36:41] We were saying that me and stop out of the theory that the pussy tastes better.

[00:36:44] Well, I don't know that it's me and you.

[00:36:46] Stop out the side to you.

[00:36:47] You were doing this bit off Mike.

[00:36:50] I want to hear.

[00:36:51] The non-consensual pussy has got a

[00:36:54] sweeter flavor to the lips.

[00:36:56] You know what I'm saying?

[00:36:57] Not really on the tongue.

[00:36:58] That's indecipherable.

[00:36:59] It was not me.

[00:37:00] You know what it tastes on the lips like a

[00:37:02] clove cigarette when you're like, what is that?

[00:37:05] Yeah, the forbidden pussy has got a little sweet and sour sauce tinge to it.

[00:37:10] I only like conscious pussy.

[00:37:12] Thank you.

[00:37:13] Only pussy that was common.

[00:37:15] Yeah, yeah.

[00:37:16] Pussy wearing a backpack and a dasheke.

[00:37:21] Hell yeah.

[00:37:22] I'd fuck a pussy wearing a dasheke.

[00:37:25] I don't know what that would look like.

[00:37:26] Stosha's name's short for disheuking.

[00:37:27] Yes, it is.

[00:37:28] As a matter of fact, it is.

[00:37:30] The name you, in Russian culture, they name you after the hat the first guy who fucked you was wearing.

[00:37:35] Right.

[00:37:36] When you lost your...

[00:37:37] I was saying for her, asking for your...

[00:37:38] Her middle name is Kufi.

[00:37:39] Yeah.

[00:37:40] I was saying for her acting career, dashek should start doing blackface and change her name to D,

[00:37:45] apostrophe, S-H-A.

[00:37:47] That's really good.

[00:37:48] Dashek.

[00:37:49] Yeah.

[00:37:50] Well she might get a better...

[00:37:51] You know, that might not be good though because you know, they're not paying people Monique.

[00:37:53] Monique, yeah, I got it.

[00:37:54] She's only getting 500K from Netflix or that was their offer.

[00:37:58] Yeah, they said they were a dollar a pound.

[00:37:59] I'm just saying.

[00:38:00] We're going to do it like the circus does.

[00:38:09] 500,000 is great.

[00:38:12] Well not when fucking...

[00:38:13] Not when you're a star.

[00:38:14] Who is getting...

[00:38:15] She's got a million.

[00:38:16] I think 40 million.

[00:38:17] Yeah.

[00:38:18] Amy, she got what?

[00:38:19] Yeah, those are both like huge celebrities.

[00:38:21] I know.

[00:38:22] You remember doing the fuck big?

[00:38:23] Monique's like on the same level as like Eddie Griffith.

[00:38:27] Yeah.

[00:38:28] She's a novel to you.

[00:38:29] Superstars out of this world.

[00:38:31] No, nobody's fucking giving a shit.

[00:38:32] No, I know what you're saying but she's mad about them.

[00:38:34] And I'm just mad because you know, she's in an alumnus of The Parkers.

[00:38:38] Mm-hmm.

[00:38:39] Which is one of my favorite UPN shows.

[00:38:40] I wanted to fuck her daughter who fluctuated and waited a lot.

[00:38:44] And it turns out it was a thyroid problem.

[00:38:46] Oh.

[00:38:47] I remember fucked with that show.

[00:38:49] The Parkers?

[00:38:50] Mr. Oglevy, right?

[00:38:51] He's like real gay or something but she's trying to fuck him I think.

[00:38:54] What was the most thas on love?

[00:38:56] What was that family...

[00:38:57] What was the name of that one?

[00:38:59] I don't remember.

[00:39:00] Remember there was a...

[00:39:01] Oh yeah, yeah.

[00:39:02] I like that shit.

[00:39:03] House of Pain?

[00:39:04] House of Pain.

[00:39:05] House of Pain.

[00:39:06] Yeah.

[00:39:07] They would shoot like eight in a day.

[00:39:09] Wait, hold on.

[00:39:10] Hold on.

[00:39:11] I don't know if it was House of Pain.

[00:39:12] Phas on love might have been on that but I'm thinking of a different show that was on in the 90s.

[00:39:15] Oh no, that's not House of Pain.

[00:39:16] That was 2000s.

[00:39:17] That was a T-Pain show.

[00:39:18] Yeah, no.

[00:39:19] I was thinking of some shows on in the 90s.

[00:39:21] Fuck.

[00:39:22] Let me follow the phone.

[00:39:23] Yeah, pussy.

[00:39:24] Do you remember the movie Major Pain?

[00:39:26] Yes, of course.

[00:39:27] That movie was rock.

[00:39:28] Yeah.

[00:39:29] He's just abusing children, I think.

[00:39:32] Yeah, that's great.

[00:39:33] Game and Wands.

[00:39:34] I love seeing kids, you know, go back and meet at the Wands Brothers show.

[00:39:38] I used to love that show.

[00:39:40] It's so...

[00:39:41] We're brothers.

[00:39:43] Yeah.

[00:39:44] We're fine.

[00:39:45] The Paracord.

[00:39:46] That was the name of the show.

[00:39:47] Paranho, yeah.

[00:39:48] That was a good one.

[00:39:49] Yeah.

[00:39:50] Damn.

[00:39:51] He was on that show.

[00:39:52] That was the face on love.

[00:39:53] He was the uncle, right?

[00:39:54] Yeah.

[00:39:55] Yeah.

[00:39:56] I was in that...

[00:39:57] Who's that guy?

[00:39:58] The black guy with the mustache?

[00:39:59] What the fuck is his name?

[00:40:00] Robert Townsend.

[00:40:01] Yes, Robert Townsend rules, dude.

[00:40:03] He was on the young comedian special, the Rodney Dangerfield one.

[00:40:06] That's your rocks.

[00:40:07] You guys should watch that shit.

[00:40:09] We're in phase on love.

[00:40:10] We're at a jail for recently.

[00:40:12] I'm going to get tax evasion.

[00:40:14] Yeah.

[00:40:15] Because every...

[00:40:18] You know, guy that makes a lot of celebrities just forget that they have to pay taxes.

[00:40:24] The old snipe, the old Wesley Snipes problem.

[00:40:27] Who else?

[00:40:28] I feel like somebody else did that.

[00:40:30] Love was born Langston Faison Santi Sima.

[00:40:33] Santu Sima?

[00:40:34] Santu Sima, yeah.

[00:40:35] That's a tight name, bro.

[00:40:37] Oh, he's Cuban.

[00:40:38] That's tight.

[00:40:39] He is?

[00:40:40] He's an Afro-Cuban?

[00:40:41] Yeah.

[00:40:42] Well, now his dad was in the Navy.

[00:40:44] Oh.

[00:40:45] So he fucked a Cuban lady?

[00:40:46] She hit Guantanamo right?

[00:40:47] Yeah.

[00:40:48] What were they up to in Guantanamo before torture?

[00:40:50] You think it was like a chill zone?

[00:40:52] Yeah, dude.

[00:40:53] They would read Hemingway.

[00:40:55] In Cubano, eat in Cubano sandwiches?

[00:40:57] Yes.

[00:40:58] Get in the pickles off these fuck pickles.

[00:40:59] That's my take.

[00:41:00] Oh, shit.

[00:41:01] You remember Don't Be a Menace?

[00:41:02] Hell yeah.

[00:41:03] Don't be a Menace.

[00:41:04] It's such a funny movie.

[00:41:05] Yeah.

[00:41:06] And over there, that's that party and it's like that slow pan and everyone's kind of like dancing

[00:41:10] and they're like grinding.

[00:41:11] And then there's just two people fucking.

[00:41:13] Yeah.

[00:41:14] Fuck.

[00:41:15] I love the Wayans, brothers.

[00:41:18] Yeah.

[00:41:19] Well, good night, everybody.

[00:41:25] So we talked about Monique.

[00:41:30] What about Jeff Bezos?

[00:41:31] I don't know if we really did talk about Monique.

[00:41:33] What about John Fawney Harry if we found out that Monique got paid less than Bill Cosby did

[00:41:40] for that bar show.

[00:41:45] I did fuck Monique from Baltimore.

[00:41:47] Salute.

[00:41:48] Yeah.

[00:41:49] Oh, good for her.

[00:41:50] Yep.

[00:41:51] Me and her on the Mount Rushmore of Baltimore stand up comedy.

[00:41:54] Me, her, Sonny Fuller.

[00:41:56] Tommy Simbaazum.

[00:41:57] Tommy Simbaazum.

[00:41:58] Sonny Fuller is funny though.

[00:42:00] Sonny Fuller is funny as shit.

[00:42:01] The rest of the comics that were named aren't.

[00:42:04] But I fuck with Tommy though.

[00:42:05] He's a good dude.

[00:42:06] No, I met you and Monique.

[00:42:07] Oh, what?

[00:42:08] Yeah.

[00:42:09] But then also Tommy.

[00:42:10] Monique is funny, dude.

[00:42:13] Yeah.

[00:42:14] She does this whole thing about skinny bitches and it's just, I can't really describe it.

[00:42:17] But it's good if you're there.

[00:42:19] I've been really seeing Sonny at a mic one time.

[00:42:21] He's talking about some bitches, hands smell like pennies.

[00:42:25] I'm like, you know how fucking bad pennies look.

[00:42:28] Yeah, Sonny rules, bro.

[00:42:31] Yeah, yeah.

[00:42:32] I love the pictures he would put up on MySpace of just him selling crack.

[00:42:35] Like, man, he's selling crack days.

[00:42:38] Allegedly.

[00:42:39] He had the ones that were selling crack days.

[00:42:42] With the caution to me.

[00:42:43] We've talked about that.

[00:42:44] Tommy's got the caution.

[00:42:45] But just out of Tommy, he's funny.

[00:42:47] He fucks.

[00:42:48] He's over in, uh, he's over in Dubai doing shows for the Prince.

[00:42:52] For the Prince.

[00:42:53] It's not the truth.

[00:42:54] Dubai more like, blah, blah, blah.

[00:42:55] Yeah, for the Prince.

[00:42:56] Yeah, for the Prince.

[00:42:57] Yeah, for the Prince.

[00:42:58] More like, blah, blah.

[00:42:59] I don't know.

[00:43:00] They do like a murder mystery show overseas for the troops.

[00:43:02] Whoa.

[00:43:03] Yeah.

[00:43:04] It's a murder mystery series.

[00:43:05] They kill a troop.

[00:43:06] They kill a troop.

[00:43:07] Yeah.

[00:43:08] They cover up a sexual assault.

[00:43:09] Yeah.

[00:43:10] How much better would a full metal jacket been if they all had sex with Pyle in his bunk?

[00:43:14] That was it.

[00:43:15] It was just beating him with soap.

[00:43:16] It would be a much better movie.

[00:43:17] That's all it takes is you get beat with soap one time and you got to kill yourself.

[00:43:21] Well, he was clearly a bitch.

[00:43:22] You killed the drill sergeant then yourself.

[00:43:26] Goddamn it, Pyle.

[00:43:28] Can't you at least get sexually assaulted first?

[00:43:31] Let the boys bust a couple nuts.

[00:43:34] Wait, what is the steers and queers from full metal jacket or is it from another movie?

[00:43:40] I've had this argument before.

[00:43:41] I don't know, man.

[00:43:42] I've never seen full metal jacket.

[00:43:43] Only two things come out of Oklahoma steers and queers.

[00:43:46] Yeah.

[00:43:47] That's a classic.

[00:43:48] Is that full metal jacket?

[00:43:50] I believe so, but I don't know.

[00:43:51] I've said that because I guess it is.

[00:43:53] Is it?

[00:43:54] Someone else.

[00:43:55] I forget, whatever.

[00:43:56] Never mind.

[00:43:57] That was my contribution.

[00:43:59] Nice, man.

[00:44:00] That movie is weird because it's like two different movies.

[00:44:03] That's pretty cool.

[00:44:04] If you could be gay or a bull.

[00:44:05] Yeah, it's like that Queen song.

[00:44:07] What?

[00:44:08] You know, like we will rock you.

[00:44:11] You know, we are the bad bottom girls.

[00:44:13] No.

[00:44:14] We are the champions.

[00:44:15] Yep.

[00:44:16] But the beginning is those two different songs they always just playing back to back.

[00:44:22] But he may have raps to these.

[00:44:24] A lot of different types of him.

[00:44:26] Come on, you face.

[00:44:28] I thought you were the first.

[00:44:29] I thought you were the first.

[00:44:30] That's also a song about Adam.

[00:44:32] So can your penis all over?

[00:44:33] God, I'm also a woman with grace.

[00:44:35] Yeah.

[00:44:36] Can you imagine having sex with a woman named Grace?

[00:44:38] Yeah, I can.

[00:44:39] That would be terrible.

[00:44:40] I think it would be cool, actually.

[00:44:41] I don't think so.

[00:44:42] She just doesn't take her big pearl necklace off the whole time.

[00:44:45] She's got a frilly-ass collar on.

[00:44:48] Yeah, I had sex with a woman named Grace.

[00:44:50] Really?

[00:44:51] Yeah.

[00:44:52] A Chinese grace?

[00:44:53] Yeah, well, she had like a Chinese.

[00:44:54] So a real name is like Ching Wow.

[00:44:57] Wow.

[00:44:59] She had a Korean name.

[00:45:01] My Grace is her English.

[00:45:02] They have the Asian names are just the Doppler effect.

[00:45:05] Ching Wow.

[00:45:08] Oh.

[00:45:10] Yeah.

[00:45:11] Yeah.

[00:45:12] We name we name our daughter after standing outside the highway waiting to get picked up by pickup truck.

[00:45:18] To be brought to factory.

[00:45:21] We hitchhike from field where our daughter was born.

[00:45:23] Yo, you know, you know, after sound of of of bus go by.

[00:45:28] You know, like, uh, like Chinese restaurant cooks, like, they all like get bust over the random ass fucking.

[00:45:35] Yeah.

[00:45:36] I told you this.

[00:45:37] No, I listened to an NPR story.

[00:45:39] Well, I told you it after living with what I forgot about your dumb ass boring story.

[00:45:43] My fucking good story about being a chain.

[00:45:46] Clearly was a memorable of the Chinese.

[00:45:48] Clearly was a terrible one.

[00:45:51] That's true.

[00:45:52] Listen, I'm not saying anything away from your ethnographic work.

[00:45:55] I'm just saying.

[00:45:56] Dude, I was on safari for years.

[00:45:59] You were the bamboo safari, dude.

[00:46:02] Yeah.

[00:46:03] Just wearing a fucking piss helmet.

[00:46:05] Now you're wearing one of those.

[00:46:07] And how was your day, ping pong?

[00:46:09] Please stop talking.

[00:46:11] I'm Eric.

[00:46:12] My name is Dan Nguyen.

[00:46:14] I'm going to financial advisor at Chase Manhattan.

[00:46:19] Oh, fuck.

[00:46:21] Here's a, here's a conversation that I was having with my friend Pete who just moved in.

[00:46:26] Shouts out to PD PDZ me, Pete eldest Ryan holding it down.

[00:46:32] If you had to rank the type of Asian cuisines.

[00:46:36] Yes.

[00:46:37] Well, you know, we got Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean.

[00:46:41] Those are East Asian.

[00:46:43] Do you throw an Indian food or Thai food?

[00:46:46] Thai, obviously.

[00:46:47] Thai sapphies.

[00:46:48] I guess Indian.

[00:46:50] Oh, that's interesting.

[00:46:52] That's a little wild.

[00:46:53] You got to mix it up, dude.

[00:46:54] What's your ranking?

[00:46:55] You got the top top.

[00:46:58] Japanese.

[00:46:59] Japanese because they got sushi and they got fucking ramen.

[00:47:02] Yeah, and they have like, Yaki, Tori.

[00:47:04] Yaki, Niku.

[00:47:05] Yeah, which is bootleg Korean barbecue.

[00:47:07] All right.

[00:47:08] Let's not get too racist on the show.

[00:47:10] That's the real word for a dude.

[00:47:12] Yaki, Niku.

[00:47:13] I know these are all fake words.

[00:47:14] Yaki, Niku, dude.

[00:47:15] Yeah.

[00:47:16] I'm a fun other culture that much.

[00:47:17] Actually, for Christmas, I got the Morimoto.

[00:47:21] Morimoto, Saku Shaki.

[00:47:23] Yeah, that's why you're so desperate to say all these words.

[00:47:25] You literally just learned.

[00:47:27] I didn't say you said it.

[00:47:28] I know Yaki, Niku, bitch.

[00:47:30] That's a Japanese Korean barbecue.

[00:47:33] So I learned it when I was over there.

[00:47:35] Damn.

[00:47:36] We should go to K-Town tonight and get a little barbecue.

[00:47:38] K-Town sucks in Manhattan.

[00:47:41] I think it's cool and flesh.

[00:47:42] I'll go to Flushing.

[00:47:43] That's interesting because that's what they say about you, Adam.

[00:47:45] That I'm cool and flushing.

[00:47:47] You suck in Manhattan.

[00:47:48] No, that you suck.

[00:47:49] And people flush have been flushing their peanut using your ass like a toilet and flushing their cum down.

[00:47:56] That's why they call it Flushing.

[00:47:58] It's where the headquarters of Kolder.

[00:48:01] That's right.

[00:48:04] That's a German toilet company.

[00:48:06] Yeah, I think so.

[00:48:08] Yeah.

[00:48:09] Nice.

[00:48:10] Also, shout out to Germany.

[00:48:13] Yeah, they do cool stuff historically.

[00:48:15] I kind of want to go to Berlin.

[00:48:17] Nah, I fucked Germany.

[00:48:18] I'm not going there.

[00:48:19] Fucking shit.

[00:48:20] I said I want to go to Berlin.

[00:48:22] I know.

[00:48:23] I'm saying fuck that.

[00:48:24] Yeah, you can't go.

[00:48:26] I'm not going to go to Berlin, too.

[00:48:28] Apparently, it's really tight.

[00:48:29] Yeah, let's go to Berlin.

[00:48:30] Apparently, it's pretty cheap still.

[00:48:32] Yeah, it's cheap.

[00:48:33] And then also people fuck there.

[00:48:34] That's why Stop doesn't want to go.

[00:48:35] Oh, wait.

[00:48:36] There's not a guy.

[00:48:37] He's not a guy like us that has sex.

[00:48:39] First of all, I'm sex-stop-ros.

[00:48:41] You're not sex-stop-ros.

[00:48:43] We should go to that Technoclove.

[00:48:46] No, we're not going to the Bird Mine.

[00:48:48] I'm dark.

[00:48:49] We're going to go to Bird Mine.

[00:48:50] Yeah, dude.

[00:48:51] I'm Negan-neck.

[00:48:52] Like, Negan-neck.

[00:48:54] Nice.

[00:48:55] Oh, that's fine.

[00:48:56] Negan-duck, who's Darkwing ducks.

[00:48:57] I remember.

[00:48:58] I know.

[00:48:59] That's why you were saying-

[00:49:00] Darkwing duck.

[00:49:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:49:02] Man, they really got close to them.

[00:49:04] Yo, they really did.

[00:49:05] Wow.

[00:49:06] They were on that tightrope.

[00:49:07] That's like when people are like, actually, this children show has a lot of jokes for adults.

[00:49:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:49:13] That's one of them.

[00:49:14] For a very specific kind of adult.

[00:49:15] Yeah.

[00:49:16] Like, we need the poo.

[00:49:17] We need the poo.

[00:49:18] Stormtrope.

[00:49:19] I just got a friend named Tigger.

[00:49:20] That's a joke for adults.

[00:49:21] Children don't get that one, but us adults, we sure should get that one.

[00:49:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:49:30] That's a good bit for a- that's a hack, black comics bit.

[00:49:33] He jumps the most.

[00:49:34] You know, he's like the most athletic.

[00:49:36] Yeah, etc.

[00:49:37] Extra bone.

[00:49:38] Mm-hmm.

[00:49:39] I always was confused.

[00:49:40] I always saw Tony the Tiger and the Exxon Tiger were the same guy.

[00:49:43] Whoa.

[00:49:44] Whoa.

[00:49:45] Why didn't even think about that?

[00:49:46] Yeah.

[00:49:47] They did use to have a bootleg ass.

[00:49:48] Tony that's how I got it.

[00:49:49] Holy shit, because people were complaining about this.

[00:49:51] I posted that picture of Tony the Tiger fucking another Tiger.

[00:49:54] And they were like, whoa, it's an his dick tip blue.

[00:49:57] It's in the ass.

[00:49:58] It's in the ass.

[00:49:59] So shut the fuck up, you know.

[00:50:01] Don't comment me on Instagram with these bullshit queries.

[00:50:05] But on top of that, I'll venture to say anytime you see Tony the Tiger without a blue dick tip on deviant art, you're actually looking at the Exxon Tiger.

[00:50:14] Oh, that's how you tell the difference.

[00:50:16] Oh, interesting.

[00:50:17] Wait, did the Exxon Tiger have no blue?

[00:50:18] Nothing blue about it.

[00:50:19] I don't think he had a yellow.

[00:50:20] Interesting.

[00:50:21] Interesting.

[00:50:22] I don't think the penis was published.

[00:50:24] Yeah.

[00:50:25] But you could soft ass dick tell you to buy gas.

[00:50:33] You could write maybe.

[00:50:36] Yeah.

[00:50:37] What's, is this the to go, Mart?

[00:50:39] You could write a letter to the CEO of Exxon Valdez.

[00:50:43] Yeah.

[00:50:44] This CEO of Exxon Mobil, my name is stop woe's.

[00:50:48] Look how much more jacked he is to the Exxon.

[00:50:50] Oh, fuck.

[00:50:51] He seems more bad.

[00:50:52] He's a fucking daddy.

[00:50:53] He was like the, he was the mini Mart logo, right?

[00:50:56] He wasn't like the, the gas logo.

[00:50:58] He was like the shopping part.

[00:51:00] The shopping was also, there was Exxon's where the pumps had pump covers that were like tigers.

[00:51:06] But they were real tigers though.

[00:51:08] Yeah.

[00:51:09] Those were taxidermied tiger tails.

[00:51:11] Yeah.

[00:51:12] They're illegal from Africa.

[00:51:13] Oh, fuck.

[00:51:14] Yeah.

[00:51:15] He's an interesting tiger.

[00:51:16] He has more stripes than Tony for sure.

[00:51:17] He doesn't have the scarf.

[00:51:19] He would probably top Tony.

[00:51:20] To bandana.

[00:51:21] Would you find the guess he would top Tony.

[00:51:22] Don't talk shit on Tony.

[00:51:23] I think, Exxon, oh man.

[00:51:25] The first thing is Exxon tiger versus Tony the tiger.

[00:51:27] Oh, fuck.

[00:51:28] Here's one of them kissing.

[00:51:30] Nice.

[00:51:31] Thank you internet.

[00:51:33] Yeah.

[00:51:34] His nose is, his nose is like pink.

[00:51:36] So, he's got a pink.

[00:51:37] His dick is normal.

[00:51:39] Oh, here we go.

[00:51:40] Yeah.

[00:51:41] Yeah.

[00:51:42] That's what I said, man.

[00:51:43] Yeah.

[00:51:44] He's more orange than Tony.

[00:51:45] Tony's a little yellow.

[00:51:46] But there's none of them fucking unfortunately.

[00:51:48] Well, if any of the fans want to get on that for us.

[00:51:52] I think for sure Tony would get, would bottom.

[00:51:55] Oh, yeah.

[00:51:56] Because the scarf.

[00:51:57] Well, the Exxon tiger, you know, he's been out on the oil rigs for months.

[00:52:01] Exactly.

[00:52:02] Tony's just fucking sucking around with cereal and taking care of the children.

[00:52:05] You know how much rougher his hands are?

[00:52:08] The Exxon mobile guy.

[00:52:09] He's been lifting shit.

[00:52:11] Well, though, maybe he goes the other way.

[00:52:14] He wants to get fucked.

[00:52:15] Man.

[00:52:16] Take his mind off.

[00:52:17] The funniest gay deviant art porn is the one that's drawn in pencil on paper.

[00:52:22] Yes.

[00:52:23] Scanning.

[00:52:24] Yeah.

[00:52:25] Like public library.

[00:52:26] Imagine you're a man with like a fucking, you know, your home business and your son's

[00:52:31] like, John, can I use the scanner in your office?

[00:52:35] I don't know, Michael.

[00:52:37] What do you need to use the scanner for?

[00:52:39] I just, I don't need to use it for something.

[00:52:43] If I could use it, please.

[00:52:46] What's the most predominant one?

[00:52:48] Is it sonic and tails?

[00:52:49] Yeah.

[00:52:50] Yeah, I would say so.

[00:52:51] I just need to offer another one of my sonic drawings.

[00:52:55] There's got to be a drawing where all of the tails are dicks, right?

[00:52:58] Yeah.

[00:52:59] Yeah, John.

[00:53:00] Yeah.

[00:53:01] It's Michael.

[00:53:02] I'm going to have to put you on hold for a minute here.

[00:53:06] My son needs to use the scanner in my office.

[00:53:13] And I don't, I just, I don't need to leave the room, but I don't want to be in here.

[00:53:18] Yeah, I'll call you back in 15 minutes.

[00:53:22] No, it's the younger one.

[00:53:23] No, the older ones, he's varsity.

[00:53:25] He's fine.

[00:53:26] The older one is normal.

[00:53:28] I had to buy condoms for him last week.

[00:53:30] It's just the younger one.

[00:53:32] Yeah.

[00:53:33] I think my wife tried to douche out that load with Lysol and it got to you.

[00:53:41] He's even Lysol?

[00:53:42] Yeah.

[00:53:43] She tried to, it bleached the cum.

[00:53:45] And that's why he's like this.

[00:53:49] We can't buy, we can't buy regular cereal anymore because he'll start coming to the

[00:53:55] mask.

[00:53:56] We found a drawing of the Lucky Charms guy and he had a cock ring with all of the different

[00:54:03] charms on it.

[00:54:04] In his room.

[00:54:05] Okay.

[00:54:06] Now I'll call you back in five minutes.

[00:54:07] This is going to use the scanner.

[00:54:09] Take you, Jeff, for me, use the scanner.

[00:54:19] I'll be quick to use the scanner.

[00:54:23] It's a drawing I made for my friend online.

[00:54:26] Yeah, that's great that you have, you have friends now, buddy.

[00:54:29] So just make sure to wash your hands before you touch any of the buttons.

[00:54:35] Thanks.

[00:54:36] Hell yeah, dude.

[00:54:39] That's a fun little sketch.

[00:54:40] That's a fun guy.

[00:54:41] Yeah.

[00:54:42] Oh man, I can't wait to have a son, a first born masculine child.

[00:54:47] Yeah.

[00:54:48] Your cum definitely produces retard.

[00:54:50] No, dude.

[00:54:51] You're going to have much fucked up.

[00:54:52] I have seen the most retarded kids ever.

[00:54:54] No way, dude.

[00:54:55] You're going to have fucked up being bred you cum.

[00:54:57] No, I'm just going to have gay.

[00:54:58] So I was going to have some extremely wheelchair kid that fucking hooked up the machines that

[00:55:03] be full of time.

[00:55:04] I'm so fucking lootingly.

[00:55:05] I'm going to say Jude's kids.

[00:55:06] Is it just me or do a lot of comics have retarded kids?

[00:55:09] I think like just a couple, but they really stand out.

[00:55:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:55:15] Sorry.

[00:55:16] Yeah, my son is going to be so gay.

[00:55:21] It's going to be so annoying.

[00:55:24] Well I have beautiful genetic stock.

[00:55:26] I'm going to be fine.

[00:55:29] Fuckin' Mullins basically all embred Irish bullshit.

[00:55:33] You're all fucked up, Jude.

[00:55:34] Yeah.

[00:55:35] Nick's son's going to be born drunk.

[00:55:37] Yeah, he will.

[00:55:38] He's going to have FAS and the mom won't even drink.

[00:55:40] They gave himself FAS.

[00:55:42] Is he drinking?

[00:55:43] Is he drinking?

[00:55:44] He's from leftover in your jizz.

[00:55:45] From years of alcoholism.

[00:55:47] Yeah.

[00:55:48] That whiskey soaked fucking load.

[00:55:51] Yeah.

[00:55:52] Nah, I probably never have jizz.

[00:55:53] I'm going to die alone.

[00:55:54] Yeah, for sure.

[00:55:55] She was telling me she really wants a gay kid.

[00:55:57] And she's like, yeah, I'm going to take baths with him and stuff.

[00:56:00] Just so like he's not attracted to women at all.

[00:56:02] That's hilarious.

[00:56:03] Yeah, I was like, that is going to just be a really fucked up straight guy.

[00:56:06] Dad.

[00:56:07] He's going to get eldest basically.

[00:56:08] Yeah.

[00:56:09] More moms are going to be.

[00:56:10] Dad's going to be a girl with me.

[00:56:11] She's going to be a guy that kills women.

[00:56:14] Yeah.

[00:56:15] That's not how you make gay people.

[00:56:18] I don't know.

[00:56:20] Yeah, she's going to expose her.

[00:56:22] She's going to bring her friends over to show their yucky paces 13.

[00:56:26] Look at this picture.

[00:56:28] What is it?

[00:56:30] Is it a guy sucking off tea?

[00:56:32] No, it's just some fucking fat guy selling like an Exxon statue that he collected.

[00:56:40] Yeah, nine-foot-tall S.O. tiger.

[00:56:42] But just look at this guy's body.

[00:56:44] Oh, hell yeah, dude.

[00:56:46] Yeah.

[00:56:47] One man looking like an off-season mall Santa Claus.

[00:56:49] You know my guys got the best workshop.

[00:56:51] Wow.

[00:56:52] What's this fam look like a snack thing that people keep saying?

[00:56:55] Oh, it's just saying that someone looks cute is like they look like a snack.

[00:56:59] What?

[00:57:00] Yeah.

[00:57:01] That's old.

[00:57:02] Aren't they making fun of people used to say shit like that?

[00:57:05] Is that ironic again?

[00:57:06] It's just now it's people are doing it ironically.

[00:57:09] Yeah.

[00:57:10] But yeah, it's just to say someone's cute.

[00:57:13] Yeah, if someone looks like a snack, yes.

[00:57:14] Looking like an MF snack.

[00:57:16] Yes, of course, for sure.

[00:57:18] I'm always looking like a damn snack.

[00:57:19] I always look like the fucking the little glass shelves underneath like I'm at the movie

[00:57:24] theater next to the fucking.

[00:57:27] You're looking like a box of milk, Doug.

[00:57:29] I'm looking like a fucking some twizz.

[00:57:31] I got a twizzler for you, bitch.

[00:57:33] Hey, stop.

[00:57:34] I got a question.

[00:57:35] Are you Peter chips and hummus?

[00:57:38] Pito chips.

[00:57:39] Huh?

[00:57:40] Are you Peter chips and hummus?

[00:57:41] Adam, see Peter chips again?

[00:57:43] Yeah.

[00:57:44] You're looking like a snack.

[00:57:45] Yeah, thank you.

[00:57:46] That's good.

[00:57:47] Are you baby carrots and rants?

[00:57:49] That's your dick and ranch dressing.

[00:57:51] You're looking like a snack.

[00:57:53] Thanks, man.

[00:57:54] Yeah.

[00:57:55] Thanks for noticing.

[00:57:56] I have been working out three days in a row.

[00:57:58] So I'm pretty fucking.

[00:58:00] Oh, yeah.

[00:58:01] The guy that booked me on the Israel show is like, he's like, do you know how often

[00:58:05] stuff goes to the planet fitness story?

[00:58:07] Oh, and why?

[00:58:08] He's like, because I've seen him there like once, but I don't know.

[00:58:13] I'm there all the time.

[00:58:17] It's different.

[00:58:18] It's weird hours.

[00:58:19] I don't have a schedule for them.

[00:58:20] They're a lot.

[00:58:21] Probably when he's at work, right?

[00:58:22] Probably when you're at work, you know, brainwashing fucking children.

[00:58:26] No, he's chill, dude.

[00:58:27] He's chill.

[00:58:28] Against his politics.

[00:58:29] Very good.

[00:58:30] Shout out to my guy.

[00:58:32] Whatever.

[00:58:33] But yeah, they put a lot of TV.

[00:58:35] It's being looking like a snack.

[00:58:37] They put a about it.

[00:58:39] Yeah, you were looking like four inches of makeup on it.

[00:58:41] You were looking like the Barachi dude.

[00:58:42] I looked pretty ridiculous.

[00:58:44] You're like a fucking weather man.

[00:58:47] This Spanish lady did my makeup.

[00:58:49] And she did give me a couple of great compliments.

[00:58:51] Like what?

[00:58:52] She's like, I just want to tell you, you have incredible eyebrows.

[00:58:56] And I was like, wow, I didn't even know that's something that's nice.

[00:58:58] You could have it.

[00:58:59] I guess they're pretty good.

[00:59:00] Yeah.

[00:59:01] Yeah.

[00:59:02] And then afterwards, she's like, I'm like, all right, goodbye.

[00:59:03] And she's like, no, no, no.

[00:59:05] You want me to take your makeup off.

[00:59:06] I was like ready to walk out the studio looking like fucking psycho.

[00:59:12] Did you kiss her?

[00:59:14] No, but she did kind of put her boobs in my face.

[00:59:16] A couple of times when she was doing my makeup.

[00:59:18] I love that.

[00:59:19] And I think it was deliberate.

[00:59:20] Yeah.

[00:59:21] Yeah.

[00:59:22] You should have fucked her, dude.

[00:59:23] She was being real nice.

[00:59:24] No, I couldn't do it, dude.

[00:59:25] I'm going to commit it really hard.

[00:59:27] Could you put her boobs in your face?

[00:59:29] Be honest.

[00:59:30] No, but I actually, I did get kind of a little ASMR-y kind of shit.

[00:59:34] It's like in a very similar way to getting your hair.

[00:59:37] Getting your ass fucked.

[00:59:38] Yeah, and your ass very similar way.

[00:59:40] I don't know what it is about getting my ass fucked.

[00:59:43] But every time I do it, I get ASMR tingles in that and my fucking prostate.

[00:59:51] Spinal ASMR tingles every time I, when I give my back, blow it out every time.

[00:59:56] Just a big giant.

[00:59:59] Nick, does that happen to you when you get fucking the ass?

[01:00:02] No, sorry.

[01:00:03] I'm responding to Instagram dance.

[01:00:05] Come on, dude.

[01:00:06] Come on, dude.

[01:00:07] This is part of the show, dude.

[01:00:09] What did you say?

[01:00:10] Do you ignore it?

[01:00:11] No, not me ignoring it.

[01:00:12] But I mean, we have a responsibility to the fans.

[01:00:15] That was a good ASMR little...

[01:00:16] I wanted to ask Nick if he ever did that.

[01:00:19] What does ASMR stand for?

[01:00:21] Extremely mentally retarded.

[01:00:23] See, that's why we needed you in there, bud.

[01:00:27] All right, well, if you'll excuse me, I'll be back to my DM.

[01:00:30] All right, I'll see you later.

[01:00:32] Oh, fuck, dude.

[01:00:34] I took these fucked up pills.

[01:00:36] Like these fucked up...

[01:00:37] What kind of pills?

[01:00:38] Over the internet?

[01:00:39] Over the internet, like, Indian Adderall, that...

[01:00:42] Why did you...

[01:00:43] The homie gave me.

[01:00:44] And I feel fucking fucked up and weird right now.

[01:00:47] Yeah, you shouldn't be doing that.

[01:00:48] I don't...

[01:00:49] It hasn't made me feel alert.

[01:00:50] I just feel weird.

[01:00:52] Like you're on meth or something?

[01:00:54] Not really, I mean, Matthew.

[01:00:55] Like, just...

[01:00:56] I have, like, a weird feeling going on.

[01:00:57] I don't feel good.

[01:00:58] Makes you feel sick?

[01:00:59] That kind of a headache.

[01:01:00] That's kind of a headache.

[01:01:01] Quiz-y?

[01:01:02] Not even queasy.

[01:01:03] I don't know exactly how to describe it.

[01:01:04] It's like right before Adderall would kick in the feeling.

[01:01:08] Like, I'm kind of on edge, but I'm not focusing on anything.

[01:01:10] Like, nervous.

[01:01:11] Man, I really want to get high this week.

[01:01:13] Now, I have the apartments myself.

[01:01:14] Yeah, you're gonna buy...

[01:01:15] I didn't see that guy.

[01:01:16] Are we gonna have a weed party?

[01:01:18] No, I just...

[01:01:19] I like smoking weed guy right now.

[01:01:20] I like smoking weed alone.

[01:01:22] Damn, bro.

[01:01:23] Yeah, dude.

[01:01:24] What a fucking asshole.

[01:01:25] Did you hear that?

[01:01:26] Yeah, he sucks.

[01:01:27] Nick, Jesus Christ.

[01:01:28] Why don't we do a fucking...

[01:01:29] Get fucking stoned up this weekend?

[01:01:30] Nah, that'd be terrible.

[01:01:31] We get high as shit.

[01:01:32] I did a couple of episodes when I had smoked beforehand.

[01:01:36] Yeah.

[01:01:37] I did a little weed week.

[01:01:38] That was a fun...

[01:01:39] That was a sick house, man.

[01:01:40] It was, yeah.

[01:01:41] Bro, dude.

[01:01:42] Let's get you this good for you, Nick.

[01:01:43] Listen, how about this?

[01:01:44] Yeah, but I have to be alone.

[01:01:45] No, you don't.

[01:01:46] Yes, I do, dude.

[01:01:47] It's like Mozart.

[01:01:48] It's like we're going through this powdered way.

[01:01:50] You're wearing this powdered way.

[01:01:51] We're like, it's perfect.

[01:01:52] Yeah.

[01:01:53] No mistakes.

[01:01:54] It's perfect.

[01:01:55] I didn't even use someone could say slurs so flawlessly.

[01:02:03] Yeah.

[01:02:04] A deaf Tony of the tiger named Noni the Niagara.

[01:02:06] There you go, dude.

[01:02:08] You just got to tap into the weed mindset.

[01:02:12] That's just you thinking about weed.

[01:02:14] Yeah.

[01:02:15] How about this?

[01:02:16] You'll be regular high-up.

[01:02:17] I love Noni the Niagara.

[01:02:19] People are like, excuse me?

[01:02:21] You know, from Faucet of Wakes.

[01:02:24] I'll take an edible.

[01:02:26] I'll get insanely fucked up.

[01:02:28] I hate those shit, dude.

[01:02:30] They're terrible.

[01:02:31] It'll be funny.

[01:02:32] And you'll be the only sober one, Adam.

[01:02:34] I can now have two hits.

[01:02:36] I've worked my way back.

[01:02:37] You would be great if they made headables where it's like weed that's inside of a girl's

[01:02:41] brain and when she sucks your dick, it gets you high.

[01:02:43] That would be awesome.

[01:02:44] The downside would be that it would kill the woman to do the surgery to do that to her.

[01:02:48] I'm willing to allow that to happen.

[01:02:50] Wait, it would kill her before you got the

[01:02:52] pain in her head.

[01:02:53] It doesn't have to touch her brain.

[01:02:54] They replace her brain with weed.

[01:02:56] Then she sucks your dick.

[01:02:57] When you come, it creates a vacuum that sucks the weed into your dick.

[01:03:00] And then that rips out her spine and she experiences horrific pain.

[01:03:05] Wow.

[01:03:06] And it kills her.

[01:03:07] But she's got, but I think the British are coming, dude.

[01:03:11] You know what I'm saying?

[01:03:12] And that's a real bong hit training.

[01:03:14] Okay, well, what if that was the only way you could smoke weed, would you?

[01:03:17] Of course.

[01:03:18] All right.

[01:03:19] I know Adam would.

[01:03:20] Yeah, he doesn't care about women.

[01:03:21] He doesn't care about women.

[01:03:22] I wouldn't.

[01:03:23] Me, I care about women up until it's convenient for me to not care about women.

[01:03:26] I care all the time.

[01:03:27] Do you?

[01:03:28] He can stop because too much.

[01:03:30] Even when I'm asleep, I care about women in business.

[01:03:35] Yes.

[01:03:36] Let's make deals, ladies.

[01:03:38] Let's exclude people.

[01:03:40] I like women are better at business because they're caddier and spifled.

[01:03:43] That's true.

[01:03:44] That's like, that's like what makes business fun.

[01:03:47] Yeah.

[01:03:48] It's fucking people over talking shit about someone poor behind his back.

[01:03:52] Yeah.

[01:03:53] One of the guys sends his child to public school.

[01:03:56] Why would you want to fucking Indian CEO who goes on stage wearing sandals?

[01:04:01] Yeah.

[01:04:02] Yeah.

[01:04:03] Fuck that shit.

[01:04:04] I know.

[01:04:05] Give me a bitch.

[01:04:06] Give me a mean girl.

[01:04:07] And in the words of Mike Tyson, like a powerful type of bitch, like the president of a CEO company.

[01:04:13] That's my favorite part of that documentary.

[01:04:16] Yeah, actually it's my favorite part of that documentary and you only liked it after I

[01:04:20] said it.

[01:04:21] That's not true.

[01:04:22] That's not true.

[01:04:23] Oh, fuck.

[01:04:24] That part is so funny.

[01:04:26] I'm talking about like the president of a CEO company.

[01:04:29] I got to nath it again for Roshith.

[01:04:31] Yeah.

[01:04:32] Yeah.

[01:04:33] I love that.

[01:04:34] He's a good guy.

[01:04:35] Definitely.

[01:04:36] Yeah.

[01:04:37] I mean, he raped at the right time, I guess socially.

[01:04:40] Yeah.

[01:04:41] And he's not sorry about it or anything, right?

[01:04:43] That's who that Taylor Swift album is about, right?

[01:04:45] It's about Mike Tyson and Robin Gibbons.

[01:04:47] Was that 1989?

[01:04:48] I think it was in the 90s.

[01:04:50] It was in the 90s.

[01:04:51] And then was when he lost to Buster Douglas.

[01:04:54] Then what, 92?

[01:04:55] Is that 89?

[01:04:56] Because it was my birthday.

[01:04:58] The day I was born.

[01:05:00] Was the day I was lost?

[01:05:02] Yep.

[01:05:03] Damn.

[01:05:04] I very, I very, I remember there.

[01:05:07] I was there.

[01:05:08] My mom gave birth at the fight.

[01:05:09] That's why I remember.

[01:05:10] At the fight.

[01:05:11] On the mat.

[01:05:12] Yep.

[01:05:13] In the ring.

[01:05:14] That's why he lost.

[01:05:15] Since Stav's parents lost all the money they brought over from Greece betting on that fight.

[01:05:18] Yep.

[01:05:19] It's true.

[01:05:20] All of that.

[01:05:21] Yeah.

[01:05:22] Oh.

[01:05:23] I guess Adam knows what the the money is called in Greece.

[01:05:25] Interesting.

[01:05:26] Looks like a little dictionary boy.

[01:05:27] Oh.

[01:05:28] That was actually.

[01:05:29] It was last hit bid in right at the end of the episode.

[01:05:30] Actually, that's not what the money is called in Greece.

[01:05:32] The money is called the euro.

[01:05:33] Originally though it was called the Rahmih.

[01:05:35] Thank you.

[01:05:36] Alright.

[01:05:37] That's the end of the episode.

[01:05:38] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:05:39] Everyone listen to the fucking patreon if you don't already.

[01:05:41] We do double the damn mother fucking episode.

[01:05:43] Oh yeah.

[01:05:44] We got a website now too.

[01:05:45] Do we?

[01:05:46] I guess sort of launched but now what I'm going to do is.

[01:05:49] I'm going to launch the other thing.

[01:05:51] Okay.

[01:05:52] Well, yeah, we should probably plug that at the beginning rather than the end.

[01:05:56] Yeah.

[01:05:57] But a lot of people, I guess I don't know why we didn't think to do that but there's two

[01:06:00] episodes every week.

[01:06:01] If you like the show, you don't, you want another episode.

[01:06:06] What?

[01:06:07] I've been confirmed it yet.

[01:06:10] No, there's a fucking shit.

[01:06:15] Goddamn it.

[01:06:16] Why did you have to ask me that question?

[01:06:17] Sorry, dude.

[01:06:18] I'm going to go.

[01:06:19] Patreon.

[01:06:20] There's two episodes of fucking week one is free and one is paid with five dollars.

[01:06:22] And you can't.

[01:06:23] We're not searchable on patreon because it's adult content.

[01:06:25] So you got to go either go to Google and type in come town patreon or go to patreon.com

[01:06:30] slash com town.

[01:06:31] You some subscribe.

[01:06:32] It gives you a personalized RSS link.

[01:06:35] You add that to whatever podcast player you use and then you get the additional episode

[01:06:39] a week.

[01:06:40] We also have like video content that goes up on there and then we are going to be launching

[01:06:45] a website soon where subscribers will have like added perks as far as well.

[01:06:51] That depends on like what I can figure out with.

[01:06:53] But right now, just for right now, yeah, double the apps and a whole fucking backlog.

[01:06:58] So if you're, if you want more come, yeah, there's like 70 episodes on there.

[01:07:04] Yeah.

[01:07:05] All right.