Cum Town | Regular | 04/19/2018
[00:00:04] The world doesn't even make where will be gay yeah, it does perfect and his hair was perfect
[00:00:14] Doctor doctor suck me the dick. I got all right put your tooth in we gotta do this bad case of being gay
[00:00:22] That's good doctor doctor suck me the dick. I got a bad case of being
[00:00:37] Fuck Adam get over here you fucking slut just a dick suck boy
[00:00:43] Born in ways in south Detroit is there a south Detroit or is that just Windsor? I don't know I thought is that yeah
[00:00:54] So maybe you want to talk to the microphone instead of feeding your dog banana bread and kissing it on the lips
[00:01:02] They have pussy lips what I meant she wiped her ass the other day
[00:01:07] Why like she pooped and then we stopped it like like a couple of dogs scooted yeah
[00:01:13] She likes she like wipes her ass on the dogs do that when they have worms you fucking idiot
[00:01:18] Well, I've never seen her dog isn't wiping its ass. It's itching its asshole because it has worms
[00:01:23] No, because she had a dingle because you're a bad mother. Yeah, she had a dingleberry. You're a bad
[00:01:31] There is some woman on vice. It's like I guess like gender non-conforming she has a little ass mustache
[00:01:36] She looks exactly like Adam. Yeah, same glasses same. Oh, yeah, someone show me a picture
[00:01:42] Exactly like she's from that band LaTique Ray, right? Oh is she somebody something picture one time and it was just some guy
[00:01:49] It was like like Portland Maine's pride day or whatever
[00:02:00] It was me there's no like no like this guy kind of looks like me he looked exactly fucking like me
[00:02:07] And it just gave shit spinning around the lamp post oh, yeah, dude. Oh my god if someone has that please send it to me
[00:02:14] It's like so unsettling when somebody that looks like you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I hate it. Yeah
[00:02:19] I know it's like well like dogs get pissed off when they see a mirror. Yeah, yeah, you know I
[00:02:25] Look at some me a picture of a little girl with cancer. You look just like you like me. Yeah
[00:02:32] A little fat girl with can't what she had chemo sir hair result. Oh, what the fuck I have here though. Yeah, it's a big
[00:02:41] Looking just like me here and have hair
[00:02:51] Yeah, I get mad whenever I watch fucking Bill and Ted's excellent adventure dude cuz I'm like is that me from high school
[00:02:58] That young me. Yeah, you're the phone booth
[00:03:00] I wish I was a rectangle that would be cool. Just fucking erect a anal. Oh
[00:03:12] You fuck you destroy a woman's asshole with a your brick-shaped cock. That's what I really want is a guy who will completely destroy my
[00:03:19] This rectangular dick what about sex a gone sex again as a shape set up for like UFC like getting the sex
[00:03:32] That's that one we talked about all the time with the gay guys when you think it's gonna happen when UFC goes away
[00:03:37] It'll never go away. Yeah, it's just gonna get bigger and bigger. No, it's fun to watch. Yeah people won't be isn't it the fastest growing sport in America
[00:03:44] Yeah, but you know what goes up must come down. Yeah good point Nick. I
[00:03:55] Like sorry starting to go down. No go up. Are you gonna buy? Did you buy? No?
[00:04:00] I can't I can't buy these things because I suggest them on the show. Oh, yeah, cuz you'll get what sued by the FDIC
[00:04:09] The government sues you when you commit a crime
[00:04:15] No way, how would that be a crime because you talk about your cum podcast? Yeah, this isn't a fucking financial
[00:04:22] What like we yeah, no, that's like a violation of SEC rules if you're like backing a cryptocurrency for no other reason other than you're like
[00:04:30] Invested in it. Oh, okay, or in any kind of that security or whatever
[00:04:34] I think so any of the advice they give on CNBC like mad money. It's so easy to break
[00:04:39] The law when it comes to like investing with us and people don't like I get people message me all the time
[00:04:44] It's like hey my friend worked at Facebook and they said that they're having like a really good quarter
[00:04:48] So you might want to invest in it. It's like yeah, that's illegal. You can't do that. Yeah, that's what they got marzo
[00:04:53] Yeah, yeah, either that or haven't have a perfect pussy
[00:05:09] Damn she nailed it the carpets match the drapes perfectly gorgeous. Oh, let me ask you this is a carpets match the rapes
[00:05:35] What are you talking about it doesn't make any sense just mean
[00:05:38] Yeah, I've been doing a lot of rape jokes on stage lately. Mm-hmm cuz it's safe again. Is it?
[00:05:50] Yeah, oh really it's officially done guys. Yeah, we're back to another Harvey Weinstein trial is over
[00:05:57] He's been convicted. Yep. Hmm. We can finally move on. What do you think Harvey Weinstein is doing right now?
[00:06:03] He's in Mexico having sex. Yeah. Yeah, sex ago
[00:06:06] You know it's a France. I know that for sex rehab. Oh, nice the best place to stop learning
[00:06:14] Sex rehab my dog pussy doesn't work. She's a good boy. Yeah, she's a good boy
[00:06:20] Wow, dude, miss gender in the fucking dog much my dog met
[00:06:24] Racine's new dog the puppy at my birthday party what happened?
[00:06:28] She was playing very very excitedly and then I think she lunged and they were like
[00:06:38] Yeah, that's so stupid mine was free for a fight you got an iMac dog. I know
[00:06:44] Yeah, we're seems fucking moving on the weekends
[00:06:48] Yeah, I got this dog with one night of money
[00:06:58] And depth happy. Yeah, you know, I mean, she's a dumb bitch
[00:07:05] I love it, you know what can I hey she wanted a dog so I said yeah, I guess you know
[00:07:16] What a beautiful old-school couple man. Yeah, they're great. We'll never work through their problems. We'll just are getting exact race, you know
[00:07:22] Yeah, just the man works. It should be literally from money irresponsibly
[00:07:28] Can't wait till mercine has a goo mar. Yeah, he's going to
[00:07:32] Yeah, soon, but so if you're like who definitely listens to podcasts he loves the podcast stops betting on when you're gonna cheat on
[00:07:39] I believe he will at some point because it's tradition
[00:07:43] The same reason he bought her the $3,000 dog. Yeah, you know, it's like the time is the seven fishes. That's two seven bit
[00:07:52] I remember yeah, when you turn 13 you get to lick the put the seven pussies with the men
[00:08:16] Come on with your man grandmother's there to
[00:08:42] I love traditional Italian culture, man. Yeah. Yeah
[00:08:48] Mamma Mia mama Mia. That's my mom. I'm a dick got too hard. Yeah, if your dick gets hard while eating out your mom
[00:08:59] The the probability of a hung jury and your grandfather's murder case goes up
[00:09:12] You have to hum the godfather theme while you're on your honest clip. Yeah
[00:09:19] Go wild. Yeah, do as much as the alphabet as you remember on her pussy. Yeah
[00:09:24] That's actually the only thing from Italy that came over that Italian Americans kept you down on your mom
[00:09:34] Pause the pasta they fuck up. No issues. They don't use garlic in Italy. That's crazy. You told me that yeah garlic's good as hell
[00:09:40] Everybody believes me when I tell them that I don't believe it. They don't do they don't also because three excuse garlic on everything
[00:09:46] He's garlic. They also don't they also don't mix meat and pasta
[00:09:49] I believe that yeah, there's no like cuz good Italian restaurants and they always serve it to you on the side the biscuiti
[00:09:54] Yes, yeah, there are different kinds of Italian cuisine. Oh, the fuck up dude
[00:09:59] There's what the fucking tone you said that like you're an expert motherfucker. I'm not an expert
[00:10:04] I'm saying that there's no other guys. Um, there's actually different chef. Fuck you dude. All right pasta
[00:10:09] You're gonna fucking lecture me on pasta Adam when you say gay shit when you say gay
[00:10:14] I never jump down your throat. If you put it a pasta in with the meat
[00:10:18] It's as bad as if you put it in the meat into your mother's pussy
[00:10:23] And it's sacred tradition of eating a pussy. Yeah, well, that's seven bitches. You can't you told you do not push spaghetti at your mother's pussy
[00:10:34] It's not supposed to happen until the fall
[00:10:43] They actually didn't invent eating your mom's pussy
[00:10:54] People they couldn't see anything and they were going around accidentally eating their mom's pussy
[00:11:15] Oh fuck so wait, so yes spaghetti is just low main right the town the waft
[00:11:20] So that makes sense because because greek food is so much different than Italian food. They must have stolen it
[00:11:27] Pizza almost a little bit makes sense because it's a flatbread of beta. You know
[00:11:31] Beat that inside here you got two completely different things that they sound the same no no fuck you
[00:11:36] It is similar because all Mediterranean food is like flatbread in a different way
[00:11:41] Chinese people stole the concept of dragons from the band imagine dragons
[00:11:46] Yeah, because they were they were the first people to imagine them
[00:11:54] Well, that's great. I imagine I'd say I don't like that it's open ended to with imagine dragons because it's like imagine dragons doing what?
[00:12:01] Yeah, like just imagine kissing just the
[00:12:03] Holding hands. Yep. I'm in gay says Tony the tiger and a cartoon dragon in a bench pressing competition with each other
[00:12:11] Both sweaty and nude that's good. Yeah, I bet you can find a lot of people imagining dragons on TV
[00:12:20] Is that what you're referring to is it that kind of imagining maybe just having an original name of the band was fantasizing about Bowser
[00:12:27] Yeah, and then Sony BME was like maybe you should
[00:12:36] Change the name. Yeah cut out all the references to sucking Bowser's cock that you put in every single song
[00:12:42] Oh man, you suits don't get it man. This is our deviant art. I'm a deviant artist man
[00:12:59] What do you think Bowser's dick looks like it's on Nick's business guys. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it's right
[00:13:05] Bowser's that's right. He's uncut. He's about how good those business are
[00:13:18] Kind of presenting and like proud more than he is
[00:13:21] Just happens to be out of it. Yeah, he's wearing like a best
[00:13:28] God damn that's some good that's some good deviant art man. Yeah
[00:13:31] Chill out. I see you fucking bitch. Yeah, I want a deviant art of grave digger fucking Bowser doggy style. Yes
[00:13:42] Do you want to do it? What is your dog doing? Why is she snarling? She's begging. I'll tell my girl. No cock like
[00:13:48] Yeah, she's like what she associates us sitting at the table with us eating and then she wants us to give no
[00:13:53] We're making money you dumb bitch. Yeah, we're making we're pretty this is pretty business. You fucking dog whore
[00:14:02] Get over there. There's nothing for you here
[00:14:07] They're the best from now on Adam to not fuck up the podcast start eating on the floor
[00:14:11] Yeah, you gotta start eating on the floor because now you gotta start eating out of a dog food bowl
[00:14:18] Some of your fucking different kind of Italian cuisine that you know so much about yeah, you know start eating that out of the fucking dog
[00:14:24] Okay, that's fine. You know your northern Italian fucking cuisines. I didn't stop. I did this girl told me her
[00:14:30] Friend would make her a drink piss out of dog food. Oh Jesus. And it's like you don't tell me that
[00:14:42] Yeah, I always like please tell me in detail the one time a guy made you come real the hardest
[00:14:46] It wasn't me. I'd love to hear that story. Yeah
[00:14:49] Uh what from the food bowl. Yeah from this was just like this was like a culture thing. Oh, it's how he would be
[00:15:01] You have the drink you because it is Christmas
[00:15:05] I'm not being mean it's Christmas. There's a place crying while he's doing it. I'm so sorry
[00:15:14] Please come back to family. I make a drink
[00:15:16] I think how much you hate your mother if you make a woman drink piss out of a dog bowl
[00:15:22] I think it is much. No, I think it I think you can really love your mother and make a woman do that drink
[00:15:31] Of course, I think you could really love you like oh too much
[00:15:34] Too much I love do things my mother and be in a vagina
[00:15:41] Let's go to let's just rattle off every ethnic voice. Okay. Let's go through all of them. Okay. Um, yeah, we've already done most of them
[00:15:49] Cottalon. Hey, um, hey here. I am. I'm Joey. Cottalon. Hey, whoa, that's good. That is
[00:15:56] I'm from a region of Spain. I'm not exactly wish you're always wrong. You gotta write white Spanish people
[00:16:01] Spain of Spain. Yeah, hey, I'm fucking getting it talked like that because the prince had a list
[00:16:06] But then they didn't want to make him feel bad. Was that that's I kind of is that an urban? I don't know
[00:16:11] That's one of those things I hear that I believe like on yeah
[00:16:14] Like when if you think about it for a second it's stupid as shit
[00:16:16] Right like on the back of those voodoo chips where it said that they accidentally mixed all the flavors together
[00:16:21] I was like damn for real. Wow, that's crazy lucky for me that that happened because I love these flavors
[00:16:28] Those are good chips. Yeah, they are very good damn jalapeno the whole tap ones
[00:16:32] Is that it? It's zaps dude zaps makes fire chips zaps is good
[00:16:37] It's probably zaps is best than us and then uh Pringles
[00:16:42] No, that's a wild ranking. No, it's not. Yeah, what am I missing here?
[00:16:48] Can't suck my dick, but yeah, what about all those brands of like kettle core are you?
[00:16:51] I kettle chips. Maybe there's some sort of fancy highfalutin
[00:16:55] That is that the b- but this is zap is a wall street almost
[00:16:59] Yeah, those famous wall street guys that never rape women
[00:17:06] What are these fancy chubby wall street queer
[00:17:10] You know all those marys down on wall street
[00:17:15] That would be awesome dude. They're all gay. Remember when was gay on wall street?
[00:17:22] Wait, isn't zaps uh new Orleans aren't they kettle whatever? I think so. Yeah, oh is it the same
[00:17:28] That's what you rank number one ergo you are gay. Oh the matrix nice. Thank you
[00:17:34] He uses a lot of those Latin words in the matrix ergo ergo
[00:17:39] I think it's just the architect that says that I know that's sick. I
[00:17:43] Doesn't he say things like that? Who's the architect? He's used other laps and guy in a room
[00:17:49] And who's the black lady the omen or some?
[00:17:51] She was like that the oracle the ore. Yeah, we were with an obis. You shouldn't know that
[00:17:58] That's how I agree. She taught Morpheus how to eat corn
[00:18:15] I'm like what was your deal? She's like she's like Morpheus out of e corn
[00:18:21] And because of that, you know, he bring all his friends. He's like you gotta meet this bitch
[00:18:28] She told me a suck chicken chicken mari out of the bone. Oh, yeah
[00:18:33] Those pigeon ladies in the park, but how she was hiding in the matrix. No, she's a program
[00:18:38] She's oh she is a program. Yeah, she's a program to trick because basically they tell you at the end of the third movie
[00:18:47] That like neo isn't really the ones mr. Smith it like agent what yeah
[00:18:53] I mean in terms of agent Smith being like
[00:18:59] Mm-hmm because the one is something that's programmed into the matrix
[00:19:03] Cycles where because like people operate on like an understanding that they need some kind of like hope or whatever
[00:19:08] Oh, so that so there's no hope the matrix wins so the agents or the machines have like six times
[00:19:15] Destroyed Zion and then killed everybody in like, you know
[00:19:19] Uh, they keep two people and then start the resistance again. Damn really? Yeah, so the oracle is part of this like system of control
[00:19:26] Oh, fuck keep these people thinking that sounds good. That's happens in the third one. Yeah, it happens in third one
[00:19:32] Yeah, I think a good eye is pretty cool
[00:19:35] They didn't agent Smith is like the program that decides he's not gonna do I thought he's a virus right sort of is that what he's
[00:19:42] Spam a good guy. He's supposed to be like the anti-Christ like he's like the opposite of everything
[00:19:47] Yeah, yeah, so wait they don't win at the end
[00:19:50] Uh, no, they died they do they bring him back because neo makes a deal with the machines because they can't
[00:19:56] They agent Smith took over the matrix at the end of the third one and he's like just doing whatever the fucking
[00:20:01] Just getting sucked off by the meeting tittied whores. They put like that'd be cool. They put
[00:20:06] Yeah, neo makes a deal where he goes into the matrix to destroy agent Smith because
[00:20:11] They can only cancel each other out. Oh fuck and then if he sacrifices himself. Yeah, if he does that to Zion
[00:20:17] Yeah, then the machines will stop that approach. Exion. Oh, yeah, dude attacking Zion. Good fruit
[00:20:22] I kind of misunderstood. I kind of thought he was supposed to be sort of jesus like he was resurrecting that is jesus
[00:20:27] Right. Jesus dies for our sins, man. But Jesus was a program in the matrix. Mm-hmm. Jesus died
[00:20:34] That's that those were the jews. Oh, he fought the devil. What did that? What he was doing when he was in the cave?
[00:20:39] Yep, he was fucking up all the Jews and then cave and reading the chive
[00:20:46] 65 inch flat screen. Oh, yeah ps4 wings for the big game
[00:20:50] Yeah, the VR Mary Magdalene tried to come and he was like bitch get out of here. This is for the guy
[00:20:56] Is there part of Christianity that so is part of Christianity thinking that Jesus died of virgin?
[00:21:02] Yeah, he never fucked right never had sex in the bible, which is why I had to become an atheist
[00:21:07] Is there a type of Christianity is like
[00:21:14] He was gonna fuck her but her pussy was too hairy
[00:21:17] He was like hairy and he was like I'm out and then he's like that shit. Yeah. He's like damn
[00:21:21] What are you gay? And then he gave her pussy?
[00:21:24] Alopecia and all the hair fell off. Yeah, oh and then he fucked her because he has that power. He's god. Yeah, that's tight
[00:21:35] Just on their pussy. I think they're in Africa where they think if you have sex with a virgin it gets rid of AIDS
[00:21:40] Yeah, yeah, that's the funniest thing. Yeah, it's really sad. It's really chill for those virgins
[00:21:45] It's really sad if you're a baby a double rape. It's very funny too
[00:21:49] It is funny that some things can be both sad and I'm able to laugh at them. Yes, conceptually. It's maybe funny
[00:21:56] No, it is shut up. You know, it's funny. Yes, I'm pretending like you care. It's fucked up
[00:22:04] We're talking to an african-american right now
[00:22:09] I'm from the dark continent. We got offered to do a show for the victims of AIDS in africa and you said no
[00:22:16] We're not doing it. Well, not until I couldn't vet the
[00:22:19] Make sure that the money was going to the actual personal friend bono sent me a private message on alt.is
[00:22:34] Do you want to comply my motor all the razor festival? Oh, yeah, yeah
[00:22:41] To arena in london. Oh, yeah, well the reason the atom was against that is because once south africa started their
[00:22:48] racist campaign against white farm landowners. Oh, yeah, the white gentleman. Yeah, that was Zimbabwe
[00:22:54] Was it no it's it's they're saying it's happening in south africa. No, like Alex Jones is like
[00:23:00] Yeah, they're killing white people all over south africa. Now. I don't know if we can get oove a bowl
[00:23:06] Because it's like he wants too much money to come here. How much does he want? I don't know he's like
[00:23:12] I don't know if I well he's fucking yeah, I said I was like he's like, oh you go if you pay for my flight
[00:23:16] I'll come I'm like, all right, and then he's like well, I need a hotel too
[00:23:20] Well, I was like about this. I give you a thousand bucks. You spend an hour you want
[00:23:24] Yeah more than that's more than enough like a hotel
[00:23:26] I was like well, those are kind of he was like flight will be $1,300. I'm like from where
[00:23:31] Taking a fucking hot air balloon. No, he's coming from vancouver
[00:23:35] Oh, it's not thirteen hundred bucks. Yeah, there's no way to search. No, no
[00:23:38] And then he was like we could just I mean he's open to do skype, but I don't want to do fucking skype
[00:23:43] No, you know, I'm with you. Yeah, and I guess his priority right now is trying to fight Alex Jones
[00:23:48] Well, we can make that are they having a beef? I know I don't know. I don't really pay attention
[00:23:53] So damn dude, I wanted uve in the mix, dude
[00:23:57] We'll get him here. Well, maybe fuck it. Maybe we'll just spend the money and get rid of a bowl here
[00:24:04] Yeah, he said he said he said if we wait till fall because he'll be in toronto more in the fall
[00:24:08] All right. Yeah, come down from toronto. We should just go to toronto. I'll say we should just go to vancouver
[00:24:13] Vancouver is a beautiful city. Yeah, yes slam cougar slam cougar slam pruner slam. Yeah, uh, yeah, and cougar
[00:24:22] That would be van cougar and it's a van wilder. Yeah, it's an older woman with the van that goes around molesting
[00:24:29] Whoa, but she's a total cougar. Yeah, she's a kid. It's almost she's hot. I'm so funny like a man referring to himself as a cougar
[00:24:41] Yeah, total cougar is like john. I don't think you understand
[00:24:45] Yeah, I'm here to make that pussy peroxide good for him. There he is in leopard print
[00:24:58] He's really rebounded from that divorce. Yeah, he's doing great. We're so happy for he's wearing tube like club skirts
[00:25:08] Tube club. What are those called club skirts?
[00:25:10] Like you know tube tops to like tube tops like the girls were the clubs. Anyway, I got a tube top for you
[00:25:18] Yeah, why don't you give my tube top pal? Do you want to give my tube top Adam?
[00:25:23] Your tube top give my tube top is there a disease where you can be born without a dickhead
[00:25:29] I would assume so yeah, look at that up. You're just I mean there's probably guys with very there's like any shag
[00:25:35] He was genitalia, right? Not the same thing. He's talking people have pussies and like dicks shaped
[00:25:43] I'm at help dot org or the first result when I type in penis without glands the first result
[00:25:48] My friend says he does not have a penis cap
[00:25:53] I love penis caps my wife's a doctor and she's pretty much seen her at all
[00:25:57] She can't ever recall hearing about someone being born without a glance
[00:26:01] Is that what your head is called a glance? Yeah
[00:26:03] Wow really dude Nick is so smart in the ax dumb. He knows all the stuff that we don't know
[00:26:09] He just has random and I axed smart. Yeah, that's literally what Nick is. I'm dumb and I axed smart
[00:26:13] What do you mean? I'm so smart? I'm sitting here googling. No, he's not you know the medical term for a dickhead
[00:26:22] Yeah, he knows random facts, but he's done from do from doing at home. Yeah, little do my own surgeries on homeless
[00:26:33] Should we open a fucking a homeless shelter and then try and make frankincense?
[00:26:37] Oh, yeah, well, we should just open an abortion shelter
[00:26:41] Because you know once the government takes that right away from women. We have privatized it
[00:26:46] What if we privatize abortions? Mm-hmm. That's how we get Republicans on board. Yep
[00:26:50] We make our own little private fucking abortion mix. Yeah, okay
[00:26:53] No government and then we get to keep all the fucking beautiful baby juice that makes you stem cells stem cells. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:27:01] Yeah, and then we inject stem cells directly into our cocks and we really give like women like kind of a luxury spa experience
[00:27:09] Yep, so cucumbers on your eye. Yep face. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Maybe a little bit of sedative. Help you sleep
[00:27:29] Even from yeah, they took that off someone's body. No, that's still on their body. Let me see wait
[00:27:36] There's like a blanket. Yeah, they're doing surgery. They're cutting his dick
[00:27:40] That's a weird ass fucking dick dude. That looks like a hot dog. No, it looks like a normal dick with just no top
[00:27:45] That's what's weird about it. I don't know. It looks really small to me. Yeah, well the top's missing
[00:27:51] I wouldn't mind to be able to be removed. I want a little hand on the side of my dick that goes oh, no
[00:28:00] Like a little newsboy cap. No like a top hat and it's a good job. Top
[00:28:04] Honestly, that's kind of what my dick looks like sometimes because my dick because my friend doesn't go all the way back
[00:28:09] It doesn't go all the way back. So you've never seen the bottom of the helmet
[00:28:12] I have sometimes you never just like pull as hard as you can
[00:28:16] I never do that, but sometimes when I'm fucking it happens. Uh-huh when I'm really getting in there get in those
[00:28:21] What about the whole cleaning aspect of it? You know my dick's clean
[00:28:25] But like if you can't get in under the ridge like under the helmet nothing gets in brother. Nothing gets in nothing gets in
[00:28:34] What is going on? I don't even know. Oh my god
[00:28:38] Is that right? Well, it looks like they're putting a rod in that guy's cock. They're doing. Yeah some kind of surgery on this guy's dick
[00:28:44] Oh man imagine getting dick surgery. Yeah semi-rigid penal penile prosthesis as a salvage
[00:28:50] Oh, they literally are putting a rod in his cock. Yeah semi-rigid penile prosthesis as salvage management of video pathic is
[00:28:57] Shemic stuttering priopism. What is salvage? They got off a ship. Yeah a stuttering priopism. I guess it's when you're like a
[00:29:17] Man, that's not what priopism is though. Is it? Yes redick stays hard for too long. Whoa 24 7 365
[00:29:23] You come through with that hard pipe and that's a fucking problem. Yeah, it's not a problem. That's that sounds awesome, dude
[00:29:28] I was hard look at my surgery. It's dude. Can we stop looking at these getting cut open please?
[00:29:38] Operating theater for like 15 doctors. It's so cut open. Yeah, that dick is played the hell out. Oh fuck
[00:29:50] Undergoes world's first penis reduction surgery. Oh dude. Come on. Stop reading my medical records
[00:29:55] First of all, you're not a teenager. I was he was at one point bitch. I can confirm. Thanks, man
[00:30:01] Yeah, no problem dunked on you man slam it on jam come on man stop looking at Cox. I'm looking at surgery pictures first of all
[00:30:11] He's a medical it didn't find you. Yeah, I am a medical enthusiast. Yeah, I mean all kinds of weird surgeries
[00:30:17] Like what else we're some of your favorite surgeries having your balls replaced with eyes
[00:30:40] Abortionist the max sent me that Wikipedia article clear throat man
[00:30:48] Tell him how to do his throat tell this bitch how to do his damn throat. Yeah, he was just he was just like
[00:30:57] Babies were being he was like a DIY abortion. Oh, nice. He likes killed like hundreds of still babies
[00:31:05] Yeah, and like didn't clean up like there's just
[00:31:13] I can find it on permit the frog permit the frog what about what were you saying?
[00:31:21] Oh, he killed a bunch of baby mature after live births
[00:31:35] Listen here jack. Mm-hmm. I got time for no yip yap
[00:31:39] Whatever old black eyes say I don't oh, yeah. Yeah my art teacher. I told you guys my art teacher was named Mac daily
[00:31:46] Oh, really good ass name dude. He's an old black guy old awesome black man more silk shirts good mustache
[00:32:01] Sorry, I'm trying to find something here. What is it?
[00:32:04] You'll see in a second talk about some else for a second. Okay, um
[00:32:08] My roommates say we have to clean up better. Mm-hmm. And you know what? I don't really want to man
[00:32:15] Wait, Christina's gone Christina's gone. It's all guys. It's all bro. It's been gone for a while dude
[00:32:25] Wait, when did you go I went into the window?
[00:32:38] Just man it a super your costume diaper
[00:32:55] Yeah, let me see your penis said the spider to the fly
[00:33:07] I'm a cougar said the spider to the fly
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[00:35:17] But it's we're black and black dinosaurs. Yes
[00:35:21] Was we're back about dinosaurs. Yeah, I don't remember that movie. You don't I remember Jurassic park
[00:35:27] No, we're back. It was an animated movie. It's great. Never saw it. It's about dinosaurs land before time
[00:35:32] Yeah, this guy he's got a time machine and uh
[00:35:35] He brings dinosaurs to the future so that they can go to the museum of natural history or something watch their dead relatives
[00:35:41] Look at their dead relatives. Yeah, basically and then they meet up with this kid
[00:35:45] It's like I guess it lives on a boat in the east river. Oh wait. It's like it's like a spaceship. Yeah. Yeah
[00:35:52] That's a good ass movie. Yeah, let me rule
[00:35:58] Yeah, it's he rad. Yeah, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, they're friends with those kids
[00:36:01] And you see I used to watch a movie over and over. I watch that all the time. Yeah, I just don't remember the plot at all
[00:36:06] Anyway, so it's that but it's we're black. I like that. Yeah
[00:36:09] Cool. They're like wow dinosaurs. He's like shut up
[00:36:20] I like I like a big white dog. Don't you feel like dinosaurs the tv show the dad at least was black
[00:36:26] The dad was john Goodman too. Yeah, no, that was just rosame. Yeah, but he's john Goodman and the new one
[00:36:36] Oh, yeah, shut up to rosame. I watched the new one. It seemed like they tried to cram like five episodes in the first episode
[00:36:41] Yeah, so much was happening. Yeah, was it funny? It was too much going on. Yeah, you know what? It's like bad
[00:36:47] Yeah, it wasn't bad, but it's like shows aren't good anymore like like sitcoms p
[00:36:52] Cam's in the 1970s in the 1990s. There was a bunch of really good sitcoms and then
[00:36:57] Outside of that there hasn't been anything ever that's good. Yeah, I heard a single thing
[00:37:02] Nothing good. I heard girod car michaels shows good and it's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, I tried watching it
[00:37:08] It's like there's something I mean the original rosame you go back and watch the new rosanne
[00:37:12] And then go pick any episode from the first three seasons or four seasons of rosame and watch that and you're like
[00:37:17] Oh, this is like an amateurish attempt at making a tv show in comparison to how they show you the original
[00:37:24] Yeah, well, there's something so fucking bizarre about it because it's like you're just aware that it's not
[00:37:30] The same fucking thing. It's just like it's too old. It's weird. It's like, yeah, no
[00:37:34] Is it I was never clear like john goodman's necklace like a pussy now. Yeah, yeah, he looks old as shit
[00:37:41] Yeah, and you know rosanne's a crazy dumb bitch. Like we all know that yeah
[00:37:47] Isn't he playing a farm or some shit about nosean and it's about she's it's more about how she's jewish
[00:37:52] She is half jewish she's jewish and it's but you know, she's like diane
[00:37:58] Where are you gonna eat my pussy for the six fishes?
[00:38:06] All these fishes get to go that's maybe too many fishes
[00:38:09] Seven fishes what a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? What am I king day?
[00:38:18] What a who am I that I need all these fishes
[00:38:22] Maybe two three and most okay four. I see I see a point before
[00:38:27] But is let me ask you this is three not the same as four
[00:38:34] By the third fish or fall after that you're just becoming more full
[00:38:39] So we'll do we'll call it we'll split the difference call it two fishes
[00:38:45] And more it will actually we'll just serve one swedish fish that will be dinner for tonight
[00:38:57] I'll tell you what i'll give you 13 cents you go down to the candy store you get a
[00:39:02] Sweetest fish you cook it up back then your your shamooch frying pan you got back there you bring it to me
[00:39:41] Should not be expected to pay knives are falling out of his fucking boots
[00:39:45] Oh, well, I've had a very good meal, but you know sometimes his food takes too long to come out
[00:39:57] So we'll call it even I won't pay anything and please may I have some of the mints
[00:40:07] I will be taking all of these to go menus to make hats from my children
[00:40:16] Ah the traditional jewish feast of the two fishes
[00:40:20] of the ones we tried steal as much from a chilies as possible
[00:40:26] Oh boy, yeah, you guys can laugh all you want but these traditions have been passed down
[00:40:37] For hundreds of years. They've kept your people strong
[00:40:41] Of all the stereotypes of all the races
[00:40:43] Juice being cheap is the funniest. It's so good. It is really funny
[00:40:47] It's the fucking funniest the sad part is like not the sad part, but that generation is nearly
[00:40:55] But if someone had done a little better logistical work
[00:41:11] Invite me of my sister for dinner and buy one steak like a fillet
[00:41:15] And then pull it out of the oven and be like whoa, you should have seen the size of it when I put it in
[00:41:27] Like you know meat shrinks when you cook it. I'm sorry. I have like two slices of meat and a carrot
[00:41:34] Eucalyptus what is it lavender lavender this thing lilac? No, it's uh
[00:41:48] What kind of flowers this what kind of flowers it
[00:41:54] Um, they're nice flowers. Yes, what about a banana bread here. How about bandana bread? You know, yeah, I like for essays
[00:42:00] Like yeah, man. What kind of bread you want me?
[00:42:03] And people jico come over here. She got
[00:42:06] Okay, yeah, I put you go. Where'd you go? I got some bread for you right here. I say, you know
[00:42:15] I'm as an as banana bread. Give me a job. I know car you I know people the listening don't know this but Adam bakes banana bread
[00:42:22] I do by the way in a cast iron stop style in the cast iron everyone mocked me when I said multiple cakes
[00:42:29] Yourself multiple like yes, what motherfuckers we all enjoy the delicious cast iron banana bread
[00:42:40] Some for guests some you can freeze you get one of them nice
[00:42:52] Um what about uh, Alex Jones getting sued for by the same parents pretty tight. Why did that take so long? Well, he folded pretty fast when
[00:43:01] Uh during the pizza gate when uh, what's his name?
[00:43:05] Podesta Podesta suit him. Oh, he did sue him and then he like apologized. Oh nice
[00:43:10] I would like to apologize to john Podesta. That's crazy because that's probably the one that's wrong
[00:43:14] That he raped all those children that he raped
[00:43:17] Like but that's a probably is a rapist right his brother right? Oh for sure without any fear of a lawsuit
[00:43:25] I can say without a doubt that tony padeza has a secret prison in his basement
[00:43:30] And in a pizza restaurant and in a pizza restaurant. Yeah
[00:43:33] But yeah people molest children for sure
[00:43:35] But the same thing it's crazy. You could just make fun of people whose children were murdered and it took this long to get sued
[00:43:41] I like dan Schneider's out, but like no real no
[00:43:44] There's no real consequences for any of this shit like brian singer was quote unquote done
[00:43:48] And now he's just into by raping children doing whatever the fuck he wants. Mm-hmm. He's off of that freddy mercury movie
[00:43:54] Oh, yeah, that's when it's the beginning of the end for yeah
[00:44:00] A child molestures dream. Yeah, it's like why why are there so many scenes of freddy as a child as a little boy
[00:44:10] Why is the first half of the movie about his penis is a six year old
[00:44:21] These pedophiles there needs to be vigilante justice. Yeah, like a bad man
[00:44:25] Become superheroes. I'm trying to be a vagilani. You know I'm saying vagilanting. That's where you have sex to make the world
[00:44:31] To be a I'm trying to be a back back man
[00:44:35] Where I blow women's backs up instead of Batman. Yeah, I'm trying to be
[00:44:41] Fuck qua man. Yeah, were you right sex with water? I fucking whale
[00:44:48] Where I come in a bathtub we've talked about this in a yet orange thing like each other's blowholes. Yeah, dolphins rock dude
[00:44:54] They rock they have no such other sticks. Yeah, they're gay. They rape each other. Yeah, do they rape?
[00:45:01] I think so really I think so if they're smart then there's gonna be bad guys. There's gonna be bad dog
[00:45:07] They're gonna be rapists. Yeah, I guess I guess Brian stickers back in LA now. Really? Yeah, dude
[00:45:14] Yeah, there's zero consequences on instagram. Here's a picture of him with two other pedophiles
[00:45:18] Oh dead they look like pedophiles. Yeah, especially that guy in the middle. I mean both the guy the guy in the left
[00:45:23] I love Brian singers haircut. It's like what I had in seventh grade. Yeah, it's in the glasses too and the glasses
[00:45:29] And the sexual attraction to other seventh graders
[00:45:34] Uh, yeah, yeah, this is a funny thing for Brian singer to put on his instagram
[00:45:39] It's a picture of Freddie Mercury. It says I wonder what he'd say about all this
[00:45:42] He would say it's cool to rape children. Yeah
[00:45:52] I remember uh washing the behind the music for queen when I was a kid
[00:45:56] And then I was like very confused. They were like
[00:45:58] Freddie went to mill walkie and discovered the bath house scene in mill walkie
[00:46:04] Really, but it's just like a weird place to I didn't know there was much
[00:46:08] Guy's Adam Milwaukee. This guy said multiple accusations from people accusing him of sexual assault
[00:46:13] He's currently being sued for it. Yeah, I mean like there's no way Brian singer is
[00:46:18] Innocent. Yeah, there's just no way right all this shit
[00:46:21] And his vlog all these fucking assholes like defending him on instagram
[00:46:25] And then he's just this is his life. Oh, wahoo. Hawaii hanging out, you know, yeah
[00:46:30] You could just rape if you're rich. Fuck this world. Although the most famous gay guy from mill walkie going back to that
[00:46:35] Prince of course was Jeffrey dama. Oh, right. Yeah
[00:46:41] Savan and I were talking about this the other day
[00:46:42] But you know that story of like what that like chinese boy who's murdering like ran away like got away
[00:46:48] And went up to the cops. It was like there's this guy's trying to kill me. Oh, yeah with dama and then dama like
[00:46:53] And then dama was like that's my boyfriend. That's my boyfriend. They're the cops were like, oh you girls
[00:46:59] You girls go ahead and have fun. That's crazy that the guy got out. Yeah, he got
[00:47:03] Yeah, he thought he was safe running up to the police like doctor jones doctor jones
[00:47:10] Dude imagine how much it sucked getting murdered if you're that guy it dub like it
[00:47:13] Just sucks in general, but you were like
[00:47:15] Are you jadama throws him in the dungeon and locks a door and then puts on the curb your enthusiasm
[00:47:20] They just came out with their young not just a couple months ago young dama movie
[00:47:33] Every every never saw everyone gets a young and they fuck movie. Well, everyone's kind of sexy
[00:47:38] He was hot. He looked good. I hope they do that for me to make a
[00:47:42] Bali young young young maulin and then it's just with the right apartment. Yeah, dude
[00:47:47] Just playing playstation. It's two hours of battlefield
[00:47:51] So I can unlock I can unlock the new cape. Yeah, new type of skin
[00:48:01] Mp 18, you know, that's what it's all about fall camo. Hell yeah, dude
[00:48:05] Yeah, hell yeah, should I become a fucking twitch streamer those people you've told me I should
[00:48:10] Twig don't have to do video games on it. No, no, I think it's just live streamer. I do it
[00:48:16] No, I think it plays super Nintendo emulators on my computer. That'd be fun
[00:48:19] Yeah, I'm about to do it. I'm about to do a fucking I'm about to be a twitch streamer dude
[00:48:23] And I'm just gonna lose it every game. That's gonna be my thing. I'm gonna be bad at it
[00:48:26] How do you monetize twitch like people are making all this money sell whoever watches you you sell them your underwear
[00:48:32] You gotta be a hot girl. Yeah, no, they're like gamers that are really you have to be good at it
[00:48:37] You can either be a male that's good at gaming
[00:48:39] I mean the only way it would work for us is if we're like riffing the whole time right and I'm trying to podcast
[00:48:44] Yeah, I can't do that while gaming while gaming. I like to embrace being mad
[00:48:50] You know that's funny too because they always get in trouble for saying that like bad racial
[00:48:55] Always getting trouble from yeah, I mean they're bound to it was so funny when that pewdiepie video came out
[00:49:01] It's like how is that the first time this is happening?
[00:49:05] I don't understand how this anytime you get killed on like a game a racial slurs bound to come out. Yeah, yeah
[00:49:16] Was he American or British American Swedish Swedish but he sounds American. That sounds weird
[00:49:22] I know the big one now is that guy. I remember they had him
[00:49:25] They had him at the barns and novle union square like four years ago
[00:49:28] It's like this pewdiepie and I'm like is this sound like all lit fucking retard. Yeah, I had no idea
[00:49:38] What is why is he here? Why is he in a bookstore? Like it's big
[00:49:43] I went to almo drafthouse last night and they had some guys signing shit. I saw a quiet place
[00:49:49] Oh, I wanted to see that. What is that?
[00:49:51] That's like a horror thriller movie or oh, it's the office. It's the office preach him. Yeah, they're sucked office
[00:50:04] I would love to beat off to Pam sucking a guy's beat office the beat office
[00:50:15] Mm-hmm. We're seated Jones every woman on the show. Uh, yeah except except the one except the one we all know the one
[00:50:21] There was that one that looks like a rotting eggplant
[00:50:26] No, you know, but that bitch was yeah, Phyllis
[00:50:29] Did they know Mindy killing no Mindy K a little regular eggplant
[00:50:39] No, the fat one. No, no, that's the old bitch the one that with the dog face. Oh the redhead
[00:50:47] Yeah, the one that looks like a like a leaf from Arthur. Yeah
[00:50:54] Drunk, but she's a drunk. So you know, she gets the character gets drunk sucks you off at an office party with a lampshade over your head
[00:51:00] And your ties real loose. Mm-hmm. You know, that sounds pretty good to me your dad. Yeah, no, so I saw a quiet Oscar
[00:51:07] I should say it's not as good as people are pretending it is. Mm-hmm. I really
[00:51:12] Good people are saying it's like amazing. It's not it's really not. Yeah, it's signs. It's the same exact movie
[00:51:18] Oh, damn, dude. It's a place for you make noise then these monsters will eat you. Oh, so you have to be caught
[00:51:24] Guess what their weakness is water. Nope
[00:51:33] There's a deaf girls hearing aid like blows up their heads or whatever so they just go oh, man
[00:51:40] Damn, uh, sound of feedback all like blow up their heads and it's like there's zero chance that nobody figured that out. Oh, yeah
[00:51:49] Yeah, what about guns too? Yeah, eventually the guns. Yeah, but they're mostly impervious to
[00:51:56] Guns also work because they they screech at it and then they blow the things head off of the shotgun. Yeah, yeah
[00:52:02] But don't guns make loud noises. It's like they didn't they were like we're not even gonna bother really with an explanation or like where these things came from
[00:52:10] We're not gonna worry about like the technical aspects or like the obvious flaws as to why this one noise, you know does it
[00:52:21] Justify that, you know, I mean like I don't care about this family really they never really talk
[00:52:26] Are they sexy? They're too sexy. I guess but it's mostly
[00:52:29] Crazinsky blunt is mostly crazinsky together like life right like sad puppy face is the whole time
[00:52:35] But that's his go to yeah, Emily and it's like Dwight did something retarded good for him
[00:52:39] Figuring on a way to boat to make dumb faces and get paid twice. Yeah, it's just it's all
[00:52:46] He does the voice over on like half of the commercials on TA. He's so rich
[00:52:51] He's rich as fuck should we fuck him and john ham john ham does a lot of voice john ham's got a good-ass voice though
[00:52:56] Great voice. You got a better voice than Jim. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely john ham. Yeah, that's not how he sounds john ham
[00:53:04] I could I use I did him. I'm john ham. I think I did john ham
[00:53:08] Do it. I want to see the big redheads titties. I thought that the world a coke
[00:53:13] Why would you why would you have sex with a man? That's good. That's good. Yeah, why would you why would you insert your dick
[00:53:22] Pretty good. That's pretty nice guys mind. It's close. Why is he friends with like a lot of common person be he just was
[00:53:30] I think he just liked comedy like before we just hang out like before he was famous
[00:53:35] He was like he played poker like duck Benson and shit. So weird. So play strip poker with the duck Benson
[00:53:42] Fuck my ass wait. He did he fucked your own ass. Yes john
[00:53:50] I if I listen to him, I'm pretty sure that was pretty good. That's pretty good
[00:53:53] It was a little too deep as a little like bill
[00:53:56] From the fucking what's that shit bill buffalo bill? You're a little too deep. No, it sounded like a look
[00:54:02] You're a little too deep a little bit your little greek ass
[00:54:09] Now silence of the lambs the fuck i said ken levine is that his name? No, you said a little bit like uh
[00:54:14] No country for old men. Oh, yeah, Javier. Yeah, Vicki
[00:54:22] Why would you be gay fuck so long? I can't do him anymore. All right, that that's another guy that was told
[00:54:28] Yeah, I'm gary. This is your lucky. This is your lucky dollop of semen
[00:54:32] Don't put it in your pocket where we'll become just more semen
[00:54:37] With all the other semen you keep in your pocket
[00:54:45] But I don't have any cum in my pocket. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know
[00:54:50] There's people that that only kind of have a distinct voice and they're the hardest to do
[00:54:54] Yeah, like them like that michael shane anything. I was trying to do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:55:00] You you did uh, it's not so Hoffman really well. Yeah, but that's in people of like impressions are easy to be honest
[00:55:06] Someone's like broken them. What about suffering on pressure in a million times everyone can do it ahem
[00:55:12] Suck me off man. So yeah. Oh definitely
[00:55:21] Yeah, dude nothing wrong with a little going back at the good stuff one guy trying to get his dick, sir
[00:55:26] Yeah, this fall a retarded man tries to have sex
[00:55:30] What's another way I am sam maybe a daughter trying to get a retarded. Yeah dad
[00:55:34] Supposedly to calm him down these shoes right up
[00:55:44] Gooding penis juniors already a pretty retarded name. Yeah penis gooding junior. There you go
[00:56:02] Yes, he hasn't been in anything in a long time. I feel like
[00:56:08] Kewerding junior. Yeah. Yeah, not really. What's up with kuba? What's he what's he what's he got him a john krasinski?
[00:56:15] Married really? Yeah, have you seen that movie with him and horatio sands where they actually go on a gay boat?
[00:56:22] Cruz. Yeah, so she's gonna bring that up. Yeah, it's really good to win to what was that sexy s latina woman?
[00:56:28] That wasn't like every movie for a while. Yeah, she was in it. Yeah, she was like 11 six years. Yeah. Yeah, she was hot
[00:56:34] Yeah, she's hot. Yeah, she's like she was like she was getting like all of Catherine's a to Jones's roles when she became like a serious actress
[00:56:42] It's uh, she was no no for Ava. She had there was like a weird period where this woman was a hot lieutenant. No
[00:56:50] Fuck I beat off to her so much. I don't remember her name though. That's story in my life
[00:56:59] But now I can't remember your name. That'd be very like a singer songwriter. They're just right songs about women. He
[00:57:06] And now I forgot what your instagram name was ever since you got married
[00:57:15] Ever since I saw you with that picture of that black fella
[00:57:18] And suddenly I couldn't beat off to your summer vacation from two years ago
[00:57:24] And we never met you as suggested follow
[00:57:28] Two girls deep that I also lurked with my friend brian
[00:57:34] He was one of you was tagged in a picture with my friend brian
[00:57:48] You know it's like school and when I when I go to write music, it's like what is love, you know
[00:57:52] Because there's a lot of different kinds of love. There's love you out for a child or
[00:57:56] A parent or a wife and none of this is the kind of love you have for a woman
[00:58:00] Who you've never met before that you just masturbate to
[00:58:02] To her instagram pictures in the bathroom and shabbies while you're on a date with a much fatter
[00:58:13] Listen to that dumb bitch talk about some deal. She got it michaels on
[00:58:19] And you just you say fuck my life and you go in the bathroom you pull up instagram
[00:58:22] You just beat your fucking dick off right there in that single stall bathroom
[00:58:28] Like my question was about your tour for next summer
[00:58:39] I guess it's just about being an artist, you know, uh, probably
[00:58:44] Yeah interviews with uh, what's this goddamn name the brooks?
[00:58:57] Kicks Kicksburg Ronnie done Ronnie done. Yeah. Yeah, we took some done. Yeah, you're just mad because you didn't see the video
[00:59:04] I don't give a fuck at all. We've mentioned it like five times. He was just naming different cities. They're like what is uh, yeah
[00:59:09] National music come from he's like well, I'll tell you san atonia was
[00:59:14] You think I spent a lot of time in texas
[00:59:17] You're gonna go open home. Uh, yeah, maybe I'll pass you know, but always you know, I mean you got Arizona
[00:59:30] Talked about it. You gotta get a drum kit. I gotta get an amp too
[00:59:35] I'm gonna get a little tambourine and be good Jim blossom is cover band be the little tambourine boy. You can be the
[00:59:42] Yeah, you know how's how's this a fat-ass stock dancer on a stage with a tambourine
[00:59:52] But wait, I want to suck my little dick. What is it? That song a tambourine
[00:59:58] Hey tambourine man play a song for me. What song can someone play with just a tambourine? Yeah, get him
[01:00:07] Tell that fucking about how about slob knob dylan
[01:00:13] The worst thing in the world the worst like the worst kind of busker in new york city is like the guy at the g
[01:00:23] LG stop on like lormer metropolten mics fucking up and that like clearly
[01:00:29] Moved to new york to like be bob dylan. Yeah, and then he's just like busking on the subway
[01:00:35] He's got that hope in his eyes like he's gonna make it
[01:00:38] He's wearing a fucking like suede leather jacket. She's so sad. Yeah, that's about fob dylan
[01:00:43] You know, and it's like a fresh off the phone
[01:00:46] I was thinking it's a guy who can get you into any go while while horses
[01:00:50] That's the real thing. Yeah, but it's so he also did it
[01:01:06] Nobody ever comes to your best run anymore
[01:01:09] Oh because they found out you were serving red
[01:01:15] I don't believe any of them do that man pain the express guy caught doing it rat rat your cats or something no
[01:01:30] 22 different locations. They're like no way. I'm gonna look it up right now. Where's my phone? I like
[01:01:39] Shut up serious. Oh, that's hilarious. No, I didn't say it's serious thought I said where am I?
[01:01:44] Oh, no, that's a question you can ask syri. What is my name? That's another one
[01:01:50] Panda express. How big is my dick syri?
[01:02:03] 11 things you might know about paintings press
[01:02:13] Yeah, they don't serve here we go fact check cat and Chinese food
[01:02:19] It's totally 100% true snopes all right
[01:02:23] Do Chinese serve cat fuck that's Chinese people not the nice proud American and Mexican people were here
[01:02:32] Socks dude. Yeah, it's not bad. No, it sucks
[01:02:36] Go to any Chinese restaurants better. Well, what if you're in a name or say that when I was a kid
[01:02:41] She's like there you know cats have been missing around the neighborhood
[01:02:47] So first of all, what do you mean cats have been missing? Do you keep tabs on this train? You don't have friends
[01:02:55] The cats are going to the Chinese well hold on now
[01:02:57] The Snopes is not saying that no Chinese restaurants do this see see and that shows
[01:03:04] But this is an important lesson shows you that snopes is incorrect because we know for a fact
[01:03:08] That there is no way the Chinese people
[01:03:11] Did I do you know I know I thought that it was dog not cat same shit dogs are meatier, you know
[01:03:19] Yeah, they got more it's raining cats on the bone
[01:03:25] It's raining. I told him it was raining cats and dogs and he went out
[01:03:29] I don't know with a grocery bag or something like that. Yeah, so someone can figure that out
[01:03:32] Do you remember that movie about that like?
[01:03:35] Jewish kid that went to go play football and Notre Dame brain Fraser was Brandon Fraser. Yeah, what was the Judy?
[01:03:45] But they were like yeah, the Air Force said there was gold in this guy's
[01:03:49] To be a cheap to play football and then they got in a fight. Yeah. Yeah. He's too cheap to play
[01:03:57] Then when they do the coin toss at the beginning he's always steve
[01:04:01] Grabbed out of the air. This fucking runs
[01:04:05] Look someone put a stopwatch on that boys 40. Yeah, they timed the factory. So that's how they discovered it
[01:04:15] And then all and then all new rocketes says boy, I started running with that penny
[01:04:21] So what they started there was just putting a court a shiny quarter to touch at the end zone. Yeah handing him the ball
[01:04:27] I love that dude. The kid is too Jewish
[01:04:35] Why did you bring that up because that was the same. I was the kind of joke. Yeah
[01:04:39] Um, whatever when was it when was the one of you been the most
[01:04:44] Has there ever been like real anti-Semitism that you know that doesn't know there's no such thing as anti-Semitism
[01:04:51] I'm serious. It doesn't exist. Not a moment of cold. It says the not in America
[01:04:55] It says the whole boss ranch maybe that did uh then that's like an issue but
[01:05:03] Oh, I don't think I picked up on the mic, but oh fuck
[01:05:07] They said that anti-Semitism doesn't exist in America and then serious said you seem very certain. Oh, dude
[01:05:13] That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's literally how much power they have
[01:05:25] Surveillance that's not it. That's not one of our companies. Uh, yeah
[01:05:31] They ever see those like anti-BDS things that are like, uh, oh you want to boycott Israel better stop drinking water
[01:05:37] Yeah, you better not wear those glasses anymore. Yeah, you can't use pen team chips
[01:05:44] Oh, oh you like bds. Well, you better that air you're breathing
[01:05:53] Yeah, that's because we ds doing good bad. They're still trying to make it a lot. I don't think I mean
[01:06:03] Did you see those pictures of like they're like those like
[01:06:09] Like another side of a journalist or something. Yeah, they killed journalists like kids
[01:06:14] Yeah, there's like outside of Gaza. There's like a sniper perch and like these like
[01:06:19] Just regular Israeli people went to go sit up there and like watch the Palestinians getting shot
[01:06:24] Jesus Christ. Um, yeah, and then the New York Times is like Donald Trump
[01:06:30] Uh, disrespected a hot dog stand clerk by wiping his mouth, you know
[01:06:36] Why are we reading this story? Well, I think one article like Israel does what it has to
[01:06:43] I don't think that times is as much of an apologist for Israel
[01:06:47] But the times isn't I mean in the grand scheme of things
[01:06:50] As bad as they could be but I mean the coverage is always the the
[01:06:55] As aggressive and critical as they got is probably like two years ago
[01:06:59] And then for the most part it goes like especially with Trump like it's ignored
[01:07:04] Oh sure. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the other thing is like there's a lot of questions surrounding Syria
[01:07:09] But like whether they did this just for Israel kind of what the gassing no
[01:07:14] Like the bomb. Oh, yeah, yeah, probably
[01:07:21] I don't care anymore about being smart. I already did my i24 interview. Is that the uh, Israeli television? Yeah, yeah
[01:07:29] Oh, fuck the guy emailed me philip. I got email in past the man
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[01:08:06] You're tiny Japanese okamoto when they make small ones. They're not that good actually
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[01:08:14] So I want to be a big and they're pink so it's pretty funny. That's hilarious. Your dick is pink as hell when you're a big big pink
[01:08:22] Big pink honk and ask cock. That's tight. Why don't you suck me off?
[01:08:31] I'm trying to think of a company. I really respect that I want to give a shout out to
[01:08:34] I guess easy shoes uh fonions if I get free fonions funny cool. That's not bad
[01:08:40] It's why do you use condom stuff? You know they do nothing right?
[01:08:56] And they have like in the lobby they have like all these videos that are made by the city about like refonus all these is this better?
[01:09:05] Yeah, something like that all these videos that are made by the city to like in like educate people on sex things
[01:09:11] But they're like made for different demographics. So there's like a gay Spanish one hell
[01:09:15] There's like a lesbian English one and they show all the videos
[01:09:21] But the gay Spanish one was hilarious because there was just like big fat drag queen
[01:09:28] Yeah, no, I love the like the stock at where they get like print ads for crap that are they just use stock photography
[01:09:35] So it'll be like a black woman. I think she's gonna be like
[01:09:38] You know featured an ad for a community college and it's like you probably have a child
[01:09:47] They're marketing they're marketing it to straight people now too. Yeah, of course they are because they probably got shit for
[01:09:53] Yeah, they want to sell more but it's also it's like that's how HIV became such a problem as they pretended like oh, it's just a gay problem
[01:10:00] Well, they didn't address it because it's just a gay
[01:10:03] Yeah, right and then when it hurt one little straight boy
[01:10:06] They're like everyone can get it and then there's like a disparity in the in the
[01:10:11] I mean you should treat it as a little straight. You should treat it as a kid a kid
[01:10:20] I'm done. Yeah from jacket. Yeah, that's why hey I'm jackass and this is don't use a condom
[01:10:33] Well, no, it's like because people got upset because you know you want to say HIV is like a gay thing
[01:10:38] But it's like the transmission rates are higher if you're having fucking anal sex
[01:10:42] Same thing with like intravenous drug users and then it does disproportionately affect like the black community. So like right
[01:10:47] There's no reason why you shouldn't pay attention to those issues and like just say hey heads up if you're in like a high risk group
[01:10:54] You should pay more attention. Of course. So by saying like oh, it's like a the problem that everyone deals with it kind of
[01:10:59] You're not paying enough attention or right or notifying the right people. You're all lives mattering aids. Yes
[01:11:05] Essentially in in an effort to like not make people feel
[01:11:12] That if there's a woman that's HIV positive and you fuck her rock no condom
[01:11:18] You literally the number is you is a one in a thousand. Yes. What?
[01:11:23] So easy was gay probably most likely no didn't shugnight
[01:11:28] Injecting with AIDS now if you have that would happen
[01:11:30] Yeah, if you have so like let's say if you have like herpes and you have open source and you fuck a woman who has HIV positive the numbers skyrock
[01:11:37] Because you have like you know an open wound right otherwise. Yeah, I mean it's like well also even foreskin because foreskin skin is
[01:11:45] Is meat is like more absorbent of AIDS juice? Yeah, that's why I stop if you have a foreskin skill
[01:11:57] That's why I use condoms because I'm not losing my skin. Yeah, and also I don't want other other
[01:12:02] STDs. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna try and get gonorrhea. Yeah, I'm will Keith here for AIDS awareness
[01:12:19] I feel like there's something else I wanted to talk about. Oh, there was. Oh, gundums. Yeah
[01:12:28] That was kind of in the moment. Yeah, that was good
[01:12:31] Yeah, just getting it on on cameras good. Yeah getting it on camera
[01:12:37] Damn dude. I'm so aware of what's going on the words that are coming out of your mouth. I don't give a fuck
[01:12:46] Um, I gotta get back to designing t-shirts. I finally figured I was wrong with my tablet
[01:12:51] What was there was too much other men's?
[01:12:53] You gotta set if if you're listening out there and you have an apple computer
[01:12:57] Don't and you have a wacom tablet and there's an issue with sort strokes like
[01:13:02] Causing some kind of jitter. You gotta set the double click distance to off and then it stops doing it
[01:13:07] Uh because it thinks you're double clicking. Yeah, that was the problem
[01:13:11] That was the fucking problem. That's why I only do those long strokes
[01:13:16] I wish I could do I wish I could do a joey pants impression. Oh, yeah, joey bantiliana
[01:13:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be a good. Yeah
[01:13:25] Yeah, listen tone. No, it's I gotta work that close. Hey home. Listen. Yeah. Yeah, town
[01:13:31] That's crazy. I could get that, you know, it's I'll figure it out. I spent a lot of private time say she
[01:13:38] It's a trying an impression that I haven't figured out yet. It's probably the most humiliating thing. That's good. It's hard
[01:13:56] I don't know why that's so funny. He's just doing Ryan has obama, but he's also gay
[01:14:05] Man, I can't wait for it to be goddamn summer. I'm gonna get one of those
[01:14:08] I'm gonna you want to go over to home depot with me after this atom
[01:14:11] I gotta get some whole saws and I was thinking about getting one of those little hibachi girls
[01:14:15] I got it clean the house. No, you clean the bumper. You can clean my apartment instead
[01:14:19] I'm not trying to clean your um, it's a bunch of sawdust everywhere, but
[01:14:24] I do I I will go over did you get a rug? I chose one. Yeah, is it nice?
[01:14:28] Yeah, it's the one upstairs on the which one the very bottom of the very bottom person one the big one
[01:14:33] Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know which one that's a good at ag. I have okay
[01:14:38] I'm actually gonna have that router table sent here max. Give me the okay on the round and set it up in the backyard
[01:14:43] Yeah, maybe you're downstairs in the basement. We're gonna tie it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and cut cut some uh
[01:14:48] Know that data is in rabbits. I need to make uh shelves hanging shelves. Yeah, we'll talk about I want shelves too
[01:14:54] Let's talk about it now. This is also a woodworking podcast. Okay. Yeah, well, I got all these but Dasha brought all these books
[01:14:59] Yeah, she's a fucking nerd. It's been reader. How to date somebody that's got a small dick
[01:15:11] Because your boyfriend's got it small any bus quick like dick like dick like dick. He's so wet
[01:15:22] Constantly coming during a slow steady stream
[01:15:30] Um, we also have funny moms on the 23rd funny mom is in 23rd
[01:15:34] Yes, and we're trying to we kind of want to just do kind of an impromptu show in baltimore
[01:15:37] The first weekend first weekend in may somebody send me free tickets to go see the orchestra at karnigee hall
[01:15:44] Whoa, how many tickets just two? Oh, okay, you go
[01:15:49] Wow, I was gonna bring you. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, I like oh, of course. Yeah, I mean, I know you didn't want to go
[01:15:54] So I love the I love the orchestra. Yeah, me and adam are going to the orchestra. I'm gonna go with like that
[01:15:58] Like look I look first off. There's don't but don't pretend like this didn't happen
[01:16:02] But just today I privately invited you to chinese buffet just the two of us. That's true
[01:16:08] Me and adam go to the orchestra and we play catch together you and maybe go to chinese buffet and we go to indian buffet
[01:16:17] You're right, man. No, you're right about that. Um, I do want to get a catch going to yeah, let's do that today
[01:16:22] Yeah, let's just go to fucking let's go to modell's right now get got it
[01:16:29] It's not that nice today. It's not that nice around but today, but if we get to see it will be I don't want to I don't want to waste
[01:16:35] The good day going and getting smart. I lost my glove. Yeah, last baseball's gay, dude
[01:16:40] No, but having a yeah, having a cat is fucking funny shit. Yeah, you know, you guys who like your father
[01:16:47] You know, it's a lot of fun is you get a bunch of tennis balls and you get like four or five people in home run derby
[01:16:53] Yeah, that I'm on board with yeah, I'm on board with I'm in there. We should get we should get a home run derbies
[01:17:01] Yeah, it's good on my derby gone. Yeah, they are there fields at vonking. Yep. Yeah, there's one
[01:17:07] Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, just kick all the little black kids off there on a nice
[01:17:11] There's well, they're not playing baseball. They're not playing baseball. They're playing that stupid game where you have to hit a racquetball
[01:17:16] With your hand against a wall takes a little Dominican kids out. No
[01:17:21] Well, I'm gonna put them to work. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna get started training spring training boys
[01:17:26] Mm. You guys got this baseball thing in your blood. You got to appreciate it. Yeah, well you have
[01:17:31] Um, so anyway, if you have a venue with like 300
[01:17:37] Oh, I think that's it. I gotta go. I think that's it. I gotta go. Go go.