Cum Town | Premium | 09/10/2018
[00:00:00] Please DJ Adam on the ones and twos and I got a sneeze, but I can't DJ little dick Adam
[00:00:06] The smallest penis DJ small isn't in the world this smallest penis on the mother fucking plane
[00:00:13] I'm gonna get my balls replaced by turntables. Oh, yeah
[00:00:21] No, it'll be a DJ. Oh your dick will play your balls. Yeah, and it's in the best
[00:00:25] Okay, you get your balls stapled to your lower stomach
[00:00:30] You're gonna put your balls above your no just like my dick will be pointed straight up
[00:00:36] Okay, and then it'll be behind my balls like I see yes
[00:00:40] Yeah, oh so you're gonna maybe put a little bit of ball skin to your stomach to kind of keep them taught right but they will hang
[00:00:48] So no, they'll be up. They'll be up. My dick will be
[00:00:51] Up instead of instead your lowest ball skin. There's no way to have my balls over my dick
[00:00:57] The balls would just push my dick up and I did what I'm saying is you'll staple your nuts probably maybe
[00:01:03] one eighth up this up to where your cock is we talking measurements now, baby. Let's
[00:01:11] One eighth of your cock do I have to listen in the headphones the whole time. Yeah, yeah
[00:01:15] I really don't like it. No, you like it because you love listening to your own voice. I really don't like
[00:01:20] Well, that's why my listen he won't like it because he doesn't talk that much you guys both have better voices for radio than me
[00:01:26] I'm not sure you have the best you have the best rate it. No, I have a horrible voice
[00:01:30] That's why I'm so good at it. No, that doesn't make any sense. You know I have I hate my voice so much that I've had to
[00:01:37] Become other people your professional voice over artists. I love my voice and that drove me. Yeah, look at ugly
[00:01:43] But she becomes hot kind of but she'll always be ugly
[00:01:46] Yeah, I mean ugly duckling should end with that goose killing itself well
[00:01:59] Grew up and it was a fucking heroin addict. What if it was a fucked up? It fucked way too many ducks
[00:02:05] It's just fuck so many ducks trying to just finally feel like a duck 15 years earlier, but it never worked
[00:02:12] Yep, if I was the ugly duckling that's yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, it would be like
[00:02:17] To prove to himself that he wasn't a gay little duck in high school
[00:02:21] Yeah, they'll try and fuck a bunch of girls. Yep, and never actually have a meaningful relationship never hit that number baby
[00:02:27] Yeah, I'll never not be gay in high school no matter what I do. So you're just gonna be an ugly duck not a swan
[00:02:32] I am a swan. I'm a big dick swan, but as a big dick swan. I'm using my powers for bat. Why do we have four things up?
[00:02:40] We're channels up. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because that's not plugged in fine as long as it's getting all
[00:02:45] Yeah, it's getting all three channels. What happens when you let Adam press the buttons, you know
[00:02:50] I'm working the levels, baby. That's right speaking of voices. We did it at both the live shows still going back
[00:03:00] This was if you missed out on the live shows which we won't be posting anymore
[00:03:04] And if you want to know why you might you can go. No people hate them people hate them
[00:03:08] So if you want to like search through comments to find people that didn't like the live shows and then you can send them death threats and hate mail
[00:03:19] If you want to see a live show you can come out and see the fucking live show. They're never as good anyway, but yeah
[00:03:25] It's a different dynamic. We're playing to an audience. Yeah
[00:03:29] I like but the live shows were awesome and maybe it'll be more incentive to see the live shows anyways
[00:03:34] Those guys got a premium premium content our latest character cruising Joe list
[00:03:40] Which is Joe list is a bathroom homosexual
[00:03:46] Predominantly bathroom. Yeah, yeah, I just love hanging out in the bathroom
[00:03:52] Love going in the bathroom the other week goes at a pole jam concert and there was a bathroom there and
[00:03:58] And yeah try to go in the door was locked so you know I stuck my cock through the
[00:04:05] You know that little slit there where you got you know that space the peak hole
[00:04:10] Because it's for peaking that peak slit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I lost it. I had it like over the weekend
[00:04:14] No, no, it's got about the actual voice about the ethos. Yeah and the cadence of it sounds like Joe setting up
[00:04:22] I like the bathroom and Joe. Yeah, sounds like a man's asshole opening man
[00:04:26] Yeah, no, I try there was happens if your dick is too small to go through the hole
[00:04:31] Oh, you open the door a little bit and then you crush your dick in there
[00:04:36] Cool, no, I love having gay sex in bathrooms. Has anybody seen Jim twos
[00:04:52] I want to go you've been to she should have been drinking a lot. You know me. I'm gonna show you where the bathroom is
[00:05:01] Yeah, I don't know. Yeah fuck. I don't know I had it over the weekend. No, it's gone. Yeah, no, don't forget the master suite
[00:05:08] Oh, dude. Yeah, no, I don't want to just repeat bits. It's got to be organic
[00:05:11] Yeah, it has to come up the people deserve to hear people don't deserve anything cruising Joe list calls the handicaps
[00:05:20] People people will get the master suite. Yeah, I love that handicap stall
[00:05:29] So much space in there feel like the king of France
[00:05:33] What's the name of the king of France Dominic Strauss God
[00:05:42] Cruising Joe cruising Joe we got to do the show
[00:05:51] I do a podcast. No, but there's a lot of good cock in here
[00:05:55] It's weird that marks you don't want you have a friend or just can't stop sucking cock in the bathroom
[00:06:03] Marks from New Orleans and Joe's from Boston and neither of them sound like they're from those places
[00:06:08] They don't have any inkling of doing Joe has ruined my mark Norman impression
[00:06:12] You had a fire mark Norman for a while. Yeah, I can probably get it back. Yeah
[00:06:20] He's in there somewhere. That's good. No, you got it. It's close. He's having gay sex
[00:06:26] Yeah, everybody's got a friend named Joe likes to fuck us in the bathroom
[00:06:32] We got a show to do I'm like Joe where the fuck are you Joe where the hell have you gone?
[00:06:36] I'm in here. You know who probably put them up the with the Jews
[00:06:42] Probably all those Jews convincing him to suck cock in the bathroom good. I
[00:06:52] Love a nice cock. Yeah, so we had a lot of fun on the road boys. Oh, yeah, it was good
[00:06:57] We went to Cleveland Boston. Thank you to everyone who came the fuck out to the Cleveland Lawton tour
[00:07:02] Mm-hmm. We sucked we fucked. Mm-hmm. We had a couple celebs in the audience. Yeah, dude
[00:07:09] Ray finds Perry Farrell from Jane's addiction Tony Damon Matt Damon's brother Tony Damon. Yeah
[00:07:16] Yeah, and Johnny Damon former Red Sox. Yeah, and Yankee play both sides
[00:07:23] I don't know if that we had Kofi Annan's wife there. Mm-hmm. She's morning in a tutu
[00:07:28] Banana Tissu and not banana tutu and on who's still taking the loss of her husband really
[00:07:34] Comptered tickets because then she knows you have a widow and stuff try to talk
[00:07:38] I did I didn't try it up with the banana split right there in the front row
[00:07:45] The traditional cuisine yeah any other fun things we didn't go to the rock and roll Hall of Fame
[00:07:51] Yeah, we didn't we gave it a miss the suck cock and roll Hall of Fame and we would have gone if that was
[00:08:08] Cock you like a hurricane. I'm gonna suck cock you
[00:08:11] That's like the way a kid from Iran would say yeah, fuck you. I'm going to suck cock you
[00:08:16] Why don't you suck cock me why don't you fuck suck cock me?
[00:08:28] For you I have hate why don't you fuck suck cock me ass shit fuck
[00:08:44] Honestly, do we had so much fun on the road
[00:08:46] It was really fun. We shared a hotel room in Cleveland. Yeah, got our own rooms and boss
[00:08:51] I'm rooms in Boston. I just love the difference between the deal stop negotiated in the deal. I negotiate
[00:08:56] All right. All right. I told you to negotiate the deal look
[00:09:00] I got I got stop a handicap room in Boston that had its own alarms and I got that
[00:09:05] I did my slick talk at a flashy light at the end if you're deaf
[00:09:11] That concierge was like sir. Do you want a room that is for retarded people?
[00:09:18] Do you want to be closer to the elevator? I
[00:09:22] Did ask for that. Yeah, honestly though. I got a boy out of the boot
[00:09:26] It my foot every step is a cruciating pain, but my doctor says that's what it takes to get better
[00:09:31] Mm-hmm. You got to work it out because we got a lot of international travel. Oh, yeah boys. What are going we booked a
[00:09:52] Mm-hmm. We're going to Japan a rue. I cannot do it. I do to go to my home account
[00:10:07] Homage homogeneity fuck that dude. I'm gonna be like Tom Cruise last Sam. Yeah
[00:10:15] Just untouched pussy just some fueled ass pussy mmm-hmm just long flowing soft pubes the same pubes
[00:10:24] She said since she was 12. That's right. You know that nary a blade has touched nary a blade
[00:10:30] Until the samurai comes and cuts her pussy pubes off with a fucking which a lot of people don't know this
[00:10:37] But the way it's supposed to work is that vagina is sealed by hair
[00:10:40] And a warrior is supposed to come through and cut the pussy open with a katana in Japanese lore
[00:10:46] No in all humanity. Oh really? Yeah, Tory hon is yeah. Yeah, you're supposed to use a buoy knife and just jam it in there
[00:10:54] You've been talking a lot about putting knives into
[00:11:00] Know that was you know what you're confusing me with that SVU episode that we watch
[00:11:08] Watch senator John McCain I was laughing on a no just redoing the intro to SVU
[00:11:14] You know where it's like in the state of New York men and women or women and children and sometimes even men are held down and fucked at gunpoint
[00:11:23] Sometimes people look at child pornography. This is a special type of crime known as rape boom boom boom boom boom boom
[00:11:43] And the episode starts and it's a construction worker like yeah
[00:11:47] I'm on my fucking lunch break and then he turns the corner and there's like a four-year-old getting fucked and he's like whoa
[00:12:00] That's the dream as an actor is to be one of the one of the guys that discovers a rape at the beginning of that
[00:12:07] Yeah, I just opened this pizza box and there's a baby being fucked the death inside of it
[00:12:12] Look I don't fuck. I don't fucking know. I'm just a New Yorker
[00:12:23] Dabber messing the criminals on that shower always like acting so hard. Oh, yeah, it's always the guy that's like you thought
[00:12:34] It's like the guy that just downloads child pornography. Yeah, that's it. That's it. I mean he's pretending he's Hannibal Lacker
[00:12:42] Downloading child porn. Yeah, what's the big what's a bigger secret you could have than that you are a pedophile being in child pornography?
[00:12:51] That's where you got your start as an actor
[00:12:54] I'm gonna start in child porn crossover the regular porn and then I'm gonna attempt to double crossover from regular porn to mainstream porn
[00:13:08] to mainstream acting a couple people have followed that path is it wasn't that some lady named Tracy?
[00:13:16] Yeah, she actually she's really like straight up porno as like a child, right? Yeah, she's behind the Lord's prayer. Dear god
[00:13:24] Please let me accidentally discover underage nudity on this website
[00:13:30] Because if you accidentally see it, it's not a leader
[00:13:36] Deliver us accidentally search the name of the woman I know
[00:13:42] It's not on purpose and lethal dog. If Google hasn't taken it off Google images. It's not my fault. Amen
[00:13:49] Those are the dogs trying to take a nap right there. She likes napping near us during the pod
[00:13:54] Yeah, she can feel this fucking riffing energy dude. It's electric her pussy is quivering. I can see it
[00:14:01] Wow her oh my god. My whole shoe is in her pussy. It's sucking my shoe in
[00:14:05] She's a slut. She's that horny dude. Yeah, my dog's horny
[00:14:10] She's up now. Oh, yeah stop molesting my dog on the pot and go Lester
[00:14:15] She tried to suck my not a big boy. She puts you get in touch big boy
[00:14:20] You can molest my dog at a live show because there's a visual
[00:14:23] Yeah, you hate getting your pussy touched on
[00:14:31] No, she is sad, huh? She's sticking her foot in my pussy. Yeah
[00:14:40] The kids over at the harvard lampoon for having us over to their castle. Yep
[00:14:46] Thank you for cleaning up the we did a dation chambers for us of their animal house. It was
[00:14:54] They told us like to live in a castle though. They told us all the celebrities that have committed sexual assaults in that building
[00:14:59] You just dress you up like Bowser get you a shell. Oh, yeah
[00:15:11] There's gonna be Thor Bowser or john wick. How about all three combined?
[00:15:16] Just give you a Bowser shell and then a suit for wick bzur
[00:15:21] Thor wink bzur and then throw the those frogs in too. Yeah
[00:15:39] I'll say the other day like what a risky pitch Tigger was oh yeah, well, I got it. Oh, yeah, it's one letter
[00:15:46] I know but like imagine trying you're you work at adventure time
[00:15:50] And you're like how about a character who's a tiger
[00:15:53] But he's spelled the two G's. Yeah, people are like mark. What are you getting at?
[00:15:59] What is your point? Yeah, yeah, it's like nothing. That's just a cute name for his adventure. It's like why is it a cute name for a tiger?
[00:16:05] No, I don't know. He's bouncing. He's bouncing like yeah, it sounds like tiger
[00:16:10] It's like yeah, but why does it have to have two G's in it?
[00:16:13] Why the fuck would that be its name explain it to us
[00:16:16] Look, I just everyone else's name like owl and yeah, your your or that's not even an animal
[00:16:22] It's just his name is piglet piglet piglets. It's a small pig
[00:16:28] That's got the IGA still in it. Yeah. Yeah, well, I disagree
[00:16:32] I think adventure time would have that name because if you watch it, it's actually for adults all the jokes look man
[00:16:38] I know you got some sass, but a bunch of times pretty good. It's the jokes are for adults relax, man
[00:16:44] It's a good show. There's no reason to try and burn adventure. I've never seen adventure time
[00:16:48] I just know that people say the I don't watch those adults. Oh, yeah
[00:16:53] I only like watching stuff that's for kids. Are you cleaning your nails with a knife? I am
[00:16:59] What why why do you have to have the blade out dude?
[00:17:02] Is that why I have to have the blade? No, it's the blade away. Put your mouth near the
[00:17:09] Why don't you just go get a man again? What are you doing? That looked painful. No, it's not painful. Ah stop
[00:17:14] It's not pay I do this all the fucking time. I don't know why this is a big deal. You ever get you should ever get infected? No
[00:17:22] Interesting. Yeah, you never jam a knife under you. Oh, that was the other thing we're laughing about
[00:17:27] So the Chinese are suing affirmative action
[00:17:33] To go to uh because you know, they won't call people or take it up their spots
[00:17:40] And uh, we're laughing about what happens when the harvard lampoon is nothing but Chinese. Yeah, he's like man break law
[00:17:51] Yeah, yeah, man get run over by horse car
[00:18:00] Very funny very funny. Those are pretty funny
[00:18:02] If i had a cartoon with them where the guy's like going ouch
[00:18:08] Chinese ssl because then all the writers get tv jobs after that. Oh, yeah, that's true
[00:18:24] I'm gonna show just starts. Yeah, then this
[00:18:29] At the end there's just no music they're all just like bowing repeatedly
[00:18:38] With musical guests the man who smells like piss from the subway
[00:18:45] That's cool. What if uh, mit had their own land who knows all autistic guys. That's good. Yeah
[00:18:50] And they're just like it's like dogs playing cards with each other
[00:18:56] Another good one, man. Yeah dogs playing poker is a good painting. It's supposed to be people. That's true
[00:19:04] Look man, I don't appreciate you slandering adventure time and then dogs playing poker
[00:19:08] That's what in the accountant, right? Uh, that's the only piece of art that Ben Affleck has he's like
[00:19:13] Yeah, it's I like it because it's supposed to be people
[00:19:16] And it's actually if you could see it, it's dogs
[00:19:18] Did you see the autistic man or maybe he was he had down syndrome? He was like 50 are in our audience in cleveland
[00:19:25] No, no, no, but yes, there are plenty of those guys
[00:19:28] But flip-flop guy no, I didn't see him the guy who reunited with his 80-year-old. Oh, yeah kissing is down on the mouth
[00:19:35] Very cute. It was awesome. I loved seeing those two men kissing each other. It was very adorable
[00:19:40] Did you see it? You're not you're off social media. Yeah, I don't see anything
[00:19:43] It was a down syndrome man with it was 56 years old reuniting with his
[00:19:49] 80-year-old father after going on vacation
[00:19:51] Was kissing the down syndrome on the lips
[00:20:19] For SVU or whatever and it's it's like, you know, ps 117, you know, Harlem or whatever
[00:20:29] Historia, yeah, and then it's a classroom and it's a special education classroom and it's like okay kids
[00:20:37] Like everybody I want you to go to the cubby area and we're gonna put it on our velcro shoes now
[00:20:42] And then we're gonna come over to the block area and we're gonna play with blocks or whatever
[00:20:45] And the teacher's like Michael Michael. What is that? Why do you have a two-liter?
[00:20:50] And it's like Michael you're not allowed to drink soda in class
[00:20:53] She's like put I want to and then she's like Michael. What are you doing?
[00:20:56] Then she goes over as the music psych building or whatever. She's like Michael
[00:21:00] This isn't soda and then she reaches it and the two litters just filled with cum
[00:21:06] And then retarded kids just been chugging calm and it's leak
[00:21:09] You just cut back to him and it comes all over his shirt and his mouth
[00:21:12] She's like where did you get this? Bum bum bum bum bum
[00:21:18] Somebody's been giving retard a kid two liters of cum
[00:21:31] And then they like go to they go to the bottling facility and it's like well
[00:21:34] There's this new guy Greg that works here that's been handling all this stuff
[00:21:37] And they're like this is the piece of shit that's doing it then it's like, you know
[00:21:45] Dittmars or wherever the fuck, you know, and then they go to the house and they're like yeah
[00:21:49] We're here to see Greg and then they're like um, I mean Greg's in the bathroom like get his ass out here right now
[00:21:56] We got to talk to that thick son of a bitch and then the woman's like I don't I don't know what he could possibly have done wrong
[00:22:02] They come in the house and then Greg has Down syndrome and then Olivia has to look at Elliot and they're like oh no
[00:22:07] And then we come back in Act 3 we find out that Greg's being forced to drink cum by
[00:22:14] I don't know the guy from the newspaper standing
[00:22:17] They want to sell this this is a sensational story. Yeah. Yeah
[00:22:27] For the headline for the headlines that makes that sexy
[00:22:31] That says sexy district attorney bitches like are you going to tell me that if it's over two leaders of semen
[00:22:38] It's not illegal and the judges like my hands are tied
[00:22:41] Olivia's like we got to let this guy walk
[00:22:52] Yeah, that's good man write that one up. Yeah, that'd be a good show dude
[00:22:59] Working time I saw an episode recently where it was a little a little boy who
[00:23:05] Was raped at school right and then you find out that it's another little boy in his class
[00:23:11] And he's been raping like that's always what it is. It's like what if the victim was actually a second victim
[00:23:17] And then they go to the kid's house to like uh, you know arrest him or you know bring him in
[00:23:30] And then they bring him in and they're like, why did you do it?
[00:23:33] Why did you do it to all the other kids? He's like I want to do it like in the movies
[00:23:37] I want to be like in the movies. Yeah, I remember when I first watched porn
[00:23:41] I was like damn I can't wait to fuck my friends in the ass
[00:23:48] When they're just want to bend over elders and fuck his ass when the erin glazer thing happened
[00:23:52] I want to do an svu parody where it's like
[00:23:57] Olivia and Elliot responding to a house just cop cars outside in police tape and going up to the bedroom where
[00:24:03] A 27 year old girl who still acts like a 13 year old has been raped by erin glazer
[00:24:09] And uh, she's in her bedroom and she's crying and
[00:24:15] In the uh the bedroom with her or whatever and they're like looking over like these pieces of paper and Olivia's like katelyn
[00:24:22] Did erin tell you these sketches were funny
[00:24:36] Did erin tell you these sketches were funny
[00:24:39] It's my man still working he had that commercial
[00:24:42] Um, did he go away? He's allowed to have commercials, but nick and i aren't that's so that is actually hilarious
[00:24:48] Yeah, you're better off being literally a racist
[00:24:53] I told you my fucking my agent said that to me
[00:24:56] When that and when I when all that shit was happening my agent called me out there like this will probably blow over just like
[00:25:02] You know, they're like they want you to like take down the reddit and stop like I don't control the reddit
[00:25:07] I don't you know, and they're like you have tweets that were used
[00:25:10] And we're back and the sd card ran out of space yesterday instead of finishing the episode
[00:25:17] Which in hindsight probably should have done. Yeah, cuz now we're gonna repeat a bunch of shit
[00:25:23] I don't even remember what we said. Yeah, some about bern frager getting raped. Was that in there?
[00:25:28] I think we missed that. Yeah, that was a great one. That was good. Mm-hmm
[00:25:32] But you know what who gives a shit? I don't care about this fucking stupid show or anybody listens to it
[00:25:37] Yeah, fuck them. Yep. Hey guys suck our dicks guys. Yeah, fuck you. Hey guys suck our fucking dicks
[00:25:43] Yeah, if you saw this show you should kill yourself. Yeah
[00:26:05] I like penis. I like butt cheeks fucking me in my anus
[00:26:20] I like it. That's a good ass riff. Ah, my knee hurts now. Yeah
[00:26:24] Fuck yeah, your legs are just gonna be problems until we solve this gravity issue
[00:26:29] Until we should do we should put you in a large hard-on super collider and reverse your gravity
[00:26:36] It's a large heart on super that I would prefer the hard-on super collider
[00:26:41] Yeah, because then I'm in a robot suit with a hard-ass dick what haven't
[00:26:45] I would prefer it if that's what sex was instead of not even gay sex
[00:26:49] But you if you if you hold eye contact with another man in public too long
[00:26:55] Instead of fighting you both have to get hard and then run into each other
[00:26:58] Ah like jousting like jousting your cocks are the thing and then the penis their dicks will annihilate each other like bumblebees
[00:27:06] Whoa, is that what happens to bumblebees? No, they die if they sting but anyways
[00:27:10] Both of you lose your dick, but then that's it so you're saying if you use your cock for violence
[00:27:15] No, you like a sting. That's all fucking is and what it does is it doesn't reproduce the species
[00:27:20] It just ridges you of any kind of existential anxiety and then you die. No, you don't die
[00:27:25] You continue to you continue to live a dickless, but peaceful existence. I would love that
[00:27:30] Dude free from my cock. Mm-hmm free from all the errors I've made because I'm trying to get pussy
[00:27:35] It's a very simple concept Adam. Don't throw it. I know what don't you understand? It's very simple
[00:27:38] I just didn't know you make eye contact with a man. You get hard. Okay. I know that and with your hard-ass dick
[00:27:47] You don't what is what are you not following like a bumblebee?
[00:27:50] What is it that you don't get I thought they die after they sting they just lose their stinger. They're dick dies
[00:27:57] It's first of all the big is the bumblebee is the one you are the bumblebee
[00:28:02] Bumblebee's have that's what I miss understand
[00:28:05] Bumblebees have a distributed sense of self anyways because they belong to a hive so a bumper a bumblebee to die
[00:28:10] It's not a complete death not the way you and the bee is your dick
[00:28:14] Well the hive because we don't exist and I mean we we are social to a certain extent but
[00:28:18] The the the ego death you'd experience when your penis is annihilated along with that other man
[00:28:24] Incredible is akin to the death of a single bumblebee in relation to the colony. Okay, and then the colony is protected
[00:28:32] And maybe down a member, but they're still making honey. Of course honey will come out of your ass after this happens
[00:28:39] You will shit pure honey. Yeah, that's part of the whole thing. I think those guys are saying
[00:28:44] I don't even think we had to explain that part
[00:28:46] That would be awesome though to just not want to fuck yeah, you just do crafts. I would go
[00:28:51] I think I would just go to the gym to like live
[00:28:54] Yeah, you know because the only drive is to get pussy really if that's not causing you to go to the gym never
[00:29:00] No, it never has yeah, I mean a little I mean it will I
[00:29:04] Mean although maybe with my foot and my tooth I sort of don't want to die
[00:29:08] I've sort of realized I really am gonna die in a real way instead of just knowing it intellectually
[00:29:12] So maybe I'll get a little healthier, but just like if it wasn't for wanting to get pussy
[00:29:18] That's the only time I ever really lost weight
[00:29:20] But once I figured out a cheat code to get pussy toothless without a foot that works and fat as shit and bald
[00:29:28] What is even the point of improving myself? Yeah, but if I was dickless
[00:29:32] I'm free of those urges. I want to live again for dickless. You can become a functioning member
[00:29:37] So it's not be awesome dude, and it's not about self-improvement anymore. It's about
[00:29:40] My my experiencing a distributed sense of self exactly helping out the the herd yeah being a fruitful member living living your life
[00:29:49] Do you think that the living your life with the future generations in mind?
[00:29:59] Being cruel to one another is their desire to have sex no
[00:30:04] So how would losing your sexual function? I think that it works. It works like magic
[00:30:10] It's that's that's just a thing that happens and then it's not a direct causation
[00:30:14] It's just that's the function of mutual dick and I want your dick goes poof
[00:30:24] Her anxiety about death or caused by wanting the fuck by any means
[00:30:29] I mean to a certain extent that's true sure
[00:30:32] But not entirely no. Yeah. No these are the in the magical world in which
[00:30:37] You get your dick hard and run full speed into another man to annihilate each other's dicks
[00:30:51] That's an area that you're paying to but also Adam what with the thing you're not you keep forgetting is
[00:30:56] You're living in a world with a lot of beautiful incredible honey now because all these dickless guys
[00:31:03] So whenever you're mad think about all of the how much every yogurt parfait you have is so good
[00:31:08] Yeah, because it's just the highest I got it. I got a curveball
[00:31:12] Halloween costume idea for you. I know it's 11 hours right now. Yeah, no scrap john wick
[00:31:18] I think you still thinking about so many of them. You could go dickless bumblebee
[00:31:22] Diggles will chop my cock. What the fuck is this?
[00:31:24] And you're like didn't you listen to the episode where you explained? Yeah, no, I think you just wearing the red
[00:31:30] The red shirt just dipping your hand into a pot of honey. No, I know I've thought about weeding a lot
[00:31:38] Or you do like cardi b but it's cardi be and then you have a box of cheerios filled with child pornography
[00:31:44] Okay, people are like what is this? You're like didn't you listen to the episode where we said the cheerios b looks at child pornography?
[00:31:50] Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, right. What was that? Oh, that was a t-shirt you wanted to make
[00:31:57] It's the cheerios b saying do I look at child pornography none of your beeswax
[00:32:06] Yeah, that's a lot of good. These are a lot of good options. Yeah, even from cardi b. I can sing
[00:32:11] Me like he gay sex. Yeah, I like he gay sex
[00:32:15] But i'm thinking about Thor from Thor Ragnarok also did we I don't know if I don't know if kike monster made it on the last episode
[00:32:21] No, that's an important one. Yeah, it's cookie monster, but he's kike monster and he's like
[00:32:34] See is for koopan. That's good enough for me. I've never used to koopan about what are you doing today kike monster?
[00:32:41] I'm going to the bank to catch my rent checks
[00:32:43] By the way, you are three weeks late on elmo's world
[00:32:56] And that's kike monster shots at the cookie monster
[00:33:00] And instead of big bird. It's big turd and he's just a huge piece of shit
[00:33:06] Just leaves shit smears all over the kids as he like hugs them
[00:33:16] Squish yeah suck a lot of dicks instead of snuffles
[00:33:23] Is trunk to suck dick. It's said elmo's chome chomeo guy blow
[00:33:28] I don't know why you would make elmos kind of holds it together. He's kind of a straight man
[00:33:33] You think elmos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah first of all almost four years old dude. He's 40 four. Oh
[00:33:39] Perpetually for yeah, so he's like a retarded man. Yeah, no mentally mentally. Mm-hmm. They're like a dog
[00:33:56] Yeah, that's good. I like cunts. He's a pussy. It's a big ass pussy. He's just a cunt. Yeah
[00:34:04] Someone was mean to me at work and it's your fault
[00:34:12] They're out of the type of shoe I went to the store to get so now I won't fuck you
[00:34:22] I like okay. It's misogynist to me for you to our friends
[00:34:37] Groove how many of your friends have I fucked one two three four
[00:34:54] That pussy's too sweet though to let go of him dude
[00:34:56] It is fucking you know what Transylvanian. Yeah, it's just he's the same guy, but then you he's got a pussy buck angel style
[00:35:03] Then that's cunt. Yeah, and it's the sweetest pussy you've ever you ever did see
[00:35:08] Well, that's what I hear about buck angel actually
[00:35:18] That's good. Oh, man. Yeah, what do you want to do today Kurt?
[00:35:36] Yeah, that's fine squirting horny also squirting
[00:35:38] Yeah, god damn it Ernie. You got your pussy juice all over the living room. Uh,
[00:35:53] I know I saw your name is horny your horn your shut up horny
[00:35:59] I'm sorry did I messed up the joke and its own contact
[00:36:10] Yeah, okay, we get some more sesame stuff. We'll love it. Yes. I already said suck a lot of different suck on me street
[00:36:17] Suck on me street. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Who else is in sesame?
[00:36:30] She's replacing sesame street with that. No one knows
[00:36:34] That's what obonily's trying to do. Yeah, dude. Everyone knows that about uh, we're gonna secretly teach kids to be gay by replacing sesame street with suck on me street and I'm right shot
[00:36:59] You didn't build that you just got it hard and suck it off
[00:37:11] Yeah, I don't remember anybody else grover is he in sesame street? Yeah, groper. He's like a crossover between muffins and sesame street groper. Yeah, groper. Yeah. Yeah, it's good
[00:37:51] She doesn't wear pants. He's constantly coming
[00:37:56] I can't stop coming. Is that what karma sounds like? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. Hey, that's a good Kermit. Hey
[00:38:02] That's a good sperm. Yeah. Yeah, it's me sperm at the fraud
[00:38:17] Isis is racist we found out Nick has a good theory about why dogs dogs don't like black people because they think they're made out of chocolate
[00:38:34] She doesn't like your she doesn't like being accused of being racist. Yeah. She doesn't like being false racist racism accusations
[00:38:41] Yeah, that's just your white skin privilege
[00:38:43] It's me sperm at the woke frog who's always coming at his own self and sense of self importance
[00:38:55] Sperm it here to get people fired for being racist
[00:39:00] And also come all over the place. I teach kids how to get people fired and then suck their own dick
[00:39:10] Damn what an interesting character sperm at the
[00:39:16] I'm saying man put me in charge of s for you for a week. That's right the muppets and then yeah and then ses all muppet on me street
[00:39:24] Mm-hmm. I'm ron shot. I'm ron shot. Okay. I'm gay. I'm a frog who's gay
[00:39:39] Fuck yeah, what are we gonna eat after this dude?
[00:39:42] I don't know I can't wait until we're doing this show in 10 years and like no one's listening to it
[00:39:46] That would be awesome and like people just feel bad for us that we're like mentally disabled. Yeah, well, we are trapped like I don't think
[00:39:56] Actual just funny nice things funny. Yeah me not anymore like what do you mean funny nice?
[00:40:03] Although I did just watch parks and rec and really enjoyed and that's pretty like
[00:40:07] Standard ass comedy, but I don't know man. I remember thinking like three years ago like I think
[00:40:13] I asked eldest to suck my dick and laugh about it too much. I have to grow up
[00:40:19] This can't be what I find funny for the rest of my life and yeah
[00:40:22] I think it is man. I think you're saying that you don't like clean comedy literally everything is going to know everything everything
[00:40:29] Dumb is funny. Yeah, like doing that Boston guy asking for pictures of Bobby Kelly's
[00:40:42] Yeah, oh stavros. Yeah, if you got any pictures of Bobby's cock go ahead and yeah, let's go ahead and follow him in my email
[00:40:49] Yeah, you guys need anything. I'm oh, I'm right here. Okay. If you find any pictures of Bobby's cock too
[00:40:55] Star Wars. Yeah, you look great Star Wars. Anyway, so you guys need anything. Uh, just go ahead and uh
[00:41:00] You should be an email or something. Also, you don't have any pictures of Bobby's cock
[00:41:06] No pictures like you know what to look like do you remember? Yeah, if you could just uh, yeah, just write up uh just like a brief description of it
[00:41:13] Yeah, you know, hold on. I'm gonna go back in the office and get a napkin
[00:41:16] And if you don't mind just uh draw it draw Bobby's cock for me real quick
[00:41:21] Drawing drawing drawing drawing drawing a picture of Bobby's cock for me, please
[00:41:32] Boston Massachusetts. Yeah, busting. Yep. That's what yep. Good job. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:41:39] Damn, you know what I'm saying. We didn't get to eat any
[00:41:41] Real Boston shit. No, no barrows pizza. Sabara is boston's pretty good. I don't fuck with sbarrows dude
[00:41:49] In my in my food court. Mm-hmm. We had a knockoff ass sbarrows. We had like mama something
[00:41:54] Yeah, I did a joke about or not a joke, but
[00:41:58] There was a knockoff sbarrows that I would call bizar bizaras
[00:42:04] And uh maul and austin remember when uh superman one of a superman villain was bizar a superman
[00:42:14] Yeah, that's that's fun. Dude. That's wholesome stuff. Yeah, he's screaming like another planet
[00:42:20] What was bizaras deal? I think he was retarded, but he was strong which I can't wait to get an email from some comic book nerd
[00:42:27] It's like first of all you fucking idiot
[00:42:31] Bizarro isn't retarded. Yeah, he was yeah, he was like, uh, he did that shit a lot. Yeah
[00:42:37] Do you guys ever watch the super friends the the show? I used to watch was better on in like the 70s
[00:42:43] Yeah, car to network would throw that bitch on and I would fuck it. Honestly. Mm-hmm. I would watch that shit. I would watch
[00:42:52] What else what the fuck else took control of the hocus household when our parents were working in the summer
[00:42:59] Damn adam adams. I need a fucking oh dude mosquito. Look at it. I told you by the fuck bitch. I told you why do we have so many mosquitoes
[00:43:07] Probably because you refuse to get an air conditioner and just leave the windows open
[00:43:11] What are you talking? I haven't left first of all I have screens second of all I have air conditioners in every room
[00:43:16] No, you don't the motherfuckers in the going off in this one bitch
[00:43:18] Because it probably comes through the front door when I open it. No there's an air conditioner right now in this room
[00:43:24] No, but I don't open that and that has a screen
[00:43:26] Because I can't because it's barred on the windows. I don't want people to know about my house
[00:43:33] There's another room. Why don't you ever fucking open that room and let the AC run dude. We do
[00:43:38] We do only for yourselves though. No, it's like company. Are you guys really uncomfortable?
[00:43:43] I can turn the other one on. I'm fine. Are you fine? Yeah, I'm all right. You're pretty hot
[00:43:48] I'm still trying to figure out if bizarro is retarded. I think he is. I think it's safe to assume that he is
[00:43:53] How about bizarre word bizarre what bizarre word? Yeah
[00:44:07] School are making fun because they said I'm bizarre. It
[00:44:14] I guess I don't know. I'm too bizarre to remember what they said
[00:44:18] Oh, honey, it's okay. You're just retarded
[00:44:23] I rewatched that south park episode where cartman pretends to be retarded to win the special
[00:44:31] When that came out, you know, it's funny rewatching I didn't laugh that much. I laughed at the idea of them airing that now
[00:44:37] That's what's funny. Yeah. Yeah, but that fucking that scene where like
[00:44:41] Kyle tells cartman don't do it and then there's a montage and then they're all playing basketball and cartman just shows up
[00:44:53] Before after the ringer with Johnny Knox before 2004
[00:44:57] Whoa that long ago 14 years ago. Holy shit. That's how fucking old that
[00:45:05] Salute. I'm so goddamn old. I love that he's still lost. That was the best joke and that whole thing
[00:45:10] He's just still a bad piece of shit. Yeah
[00:45:12] Well, and then they have like like Barry bonds and mark Maguire present the award at the special olympics
[00:45:19] And then Jimmy like he was about to beat up carbon
[00:45:21] Right Jimmy's like yeah, because for in the end Jimmy's like
[00:45:25] I also cheated so I would just like to say that if you use steroids
[00:45:30] You're basically pretending to be retarded to win the special olympics
[00:45:41] Damn those motherfuckers have been doing that shit a long ass time. Yeah, so 23 years
[00:45:47] Yeah, damn and they do it all in one week. It's like SNO
[00:45:51] And one guy does way more work than the other guy. Yeah, like this which is a pretty good formula
[00:46:02] Uh, he's the one guy. I'm the one guy with the hair like the weird curly hair. I'm more
[00:46:07] You're just yeah, we're talking about we're talking about how south park
[00:46:14] There's one guy who does basically everything trade
[00:46:20] Mad like does some voices. Yeah, he's in the writers or a tray and adam is the tray basically does everything
[00:46:25] Yeah, I mean like there's a writing. Did you see that documentary? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:46:29] That was really cool about it. I love being tray man. This shit rocks your tray or mad
[00:46:34] Whatever whichever one I am mad stuff being that guy
[00:46:39] Really? Yeah, do you guys ever have any personal Mormon friends?
[00:46:43] Nick did you uh yeah, I think no, I don't know there were hell of Mormons. Oh, yeah, it's Nevada
[00:46:49] Yeah, there were a lot. Um here. I was friends with a bunch here. Your bombs were all hot
[00:46:54] Yeah, and like sort of like sexually repressed and like yeah on the game spot forums seriously
[00:47:00] He's just a misunderstood reversed Superman
[00:47:02] He reversed the Superman speech pattern powers color scheme anatomy and logic well if he was reversed Superman wouldn't be black
[00:47:11] True wouldn't be black and retarded. I don't know the bling black is the reverse being white. This it is
[00:47:20] Is there an opposite? Yes black are you fuck? Are you kidding me? No? I mean, what about Chinese people? What are they?
[00:47:27] No, I mean in terms of them in terms of this color the opposite of the opposite of yellow
[00:47:38] Colors have an inverse the opposite of yellow is not blue. Yes. What about red?
[00:47:44] Opposite of red is green. Hell. Yes. No, that's not possible. It is possible. No the opposite of yellow is purple
[00:47:52] Which is a combination between blue no, it's blue is green and yellow, isn't it?
[00:47:57] If you the opposite of yellow is the combination of the two other primary colors. Oh
[00:48:03] Shit, it's like a triangle and in between each of the triangles are the combinations of those and then if you draw a line across the triangle
[00:48:13] Okay, well colors have opposites. Okay. All right. We can start there. We can build from here. All right, so colors have opposites
[00:48:19] This I know for sure white and black are opposites
[00:48:22] What is that white and black are just like the absence of white and
[00:48:39] Wait, no, cuz then the yeah, well, hold on the opposite
[00:48:44] But if you talk about light then what purple and
[00:48:47] Red or white or opposite you're saying that the opposite
[00:48:54] If that's in the spectrum of visible light. Now we're talking x-rays. Yeah, infrared is all on the way on one mother
[00:49:00] I don't know if they're opposites. I like cobbled deneries. Is that what it's called visible?
[00:49:06] Stucose, someone yellow. Did you work in a fucking paint store? Should you know this more than anybody?
[00:49:11] I learned anything dude. Yeah. Yeah, that's it take this for the paint job
[00:49:15] Yeah, me and the fucking woman with a fucking visible light. Okay, so just because they're like
[00:49:20] I want my wall to look like the weezer wall on the cover there was there was a fucking
[00:49:25] A color match I that did all the work. Yeah. Yeah, the computer
[00:49:29] I think it's a computer do it me and the single mothers with fucking
[00:49:33] Rose tattoos on their tits. Yeah, did not have to pass a color exam
[00:49:37] Yeah, the complementary primary secondary combinations are red cyan green magenta and blue yellow
[00:49:43] Red cyan. Yeah, which cyan like a light-ass blue. Yeah, so these are these are the colors in their inverses
[00:49:51] Whoa really colors have opposites? Right. Yeah, so red is legitimately blowing my mind red green blue yellow green magenta
[00:50:00] Red blue will type it. How can green and magenta be opposites and then red and green be opposites?
[00:50:05] Uh, well, this is a deeper little cyan, dude or something and then this one is red and blue this
[00:50:12] Understand this is this is the rgb color model. Okay Ruth better guns break. Yeah
[00:50:19] That's what her pussy looks like no complimentary colors or pairs of colors which when combined cancel each other out. Oh
[00:50:26] Shit, so this means when they combine they produce a gray scale color
[00:50:31] Oh gray fuck gray. I thought they if they combine and they were just white that would be cool
[00:50:36] Modern color theory uses either the rgb additive color model or the cmy subtractive color model and in these the complementary pairs of red cyan green magenta and blue yellow
[00:50:49] Yeah, so that's what I thought that's what I said. That's not what you said basically. No, it's not what did they say about white and black
[00:50:58] They said that black people are the opposite of white people and that bizarro superman is supposed to be black
[00:51:04] Well case closed folks. It's like we got to the end of that debate
[00:51:11] Okay, I think races if we are doing race opposites. Mm-hmm. What is our Chinese the I don't think that that
[00:51:21] Because I just thought we're all like the opposite of Chinese is the blue man group. I just settled
[00:51:27] Oh, it's the blue man group Chinese people are canceled out by the blue man group, right?
[00:51:32] Which is the secret to defeating China. Oh, you have to wait until they embrace capolas under the extent that they consider going to see the blue man group in
[00:51:41] Chinese vegas the type of vacation hell. Yeah, we've flood china with blue man group
[00:51:46] We have a little great wall in chinese vegas like we have a little like little paris. Yeah, yeah
[00:51:52] Like we have a new york. I went for my uh
[00:51:55] At prom dinner after junior prom anyways
[00:52:02] It was illegal to be gay back. What was the name of the Eiffel Tower that you dated?
[00:52:06] Was it Pierre? Yeah, you put it all in your ass and what's the name of the Eiffel Tower? It was the Eiffel Tower
[00:52:16] Trying to finish his point about the blue man group about black people white people being opposite
[00:52:21] Yeah, let's hear that I moved completely on from that. Yeah, now he's talking about how Chinese people
[00:52:27] Point that I say natural enemies first of all superman and bizarro superman aren't enemies. He's just the opposite of superman
[00:52:34] I think they sort of are enemies. They're not enemies. I think so. No, he's just the opposite of superman
[00:52:39] There's definitely an arc where he's in his enemy
[00:52:43] What is so what is so upsetting about saying that black is the opposite of white in terms of just color
[00:52:48] Nothing in terms of no, but you're talking about in terms of people in terms of literally just the color that people happen to be. Mm-hmm
[00:52:57] No, who gives a fuck? Can we finish talking about the Chinese? I think it's
[00:53:01] Any anything you want to extrapolate from that that's on you you're making all of those determinations
[00:53:08] I'm I'm just saying the Chinese people in the blue man group cancel each other
[00:53:21] Native Americans read who are their enemies Marvin the Marne green green people
[00:53:28] So piccolo piccolo from Dragon Ball Z is the natural enemy of the Native American mr. Piccolo
[00:53:34] Uh, it's a good point. Red cyan. They're canceled out by cyan cyan. That's a type of Porsche SUV
[00:53:41] Uh, no, it's a cayenne. That's a cayenne. Yeah, it's a type of pepper. No, it's a type of Porsche Porsche
[00:53:47] It's a car you fucking done. It's named after the pepper. No
[00:53:54] I do like cayenne pepper though. Yeah, I love it. It's pretty spicy. Yeah, so I guess you can't sell out
[00:54:05] With cyan colored people with cyan blue. It's like a lighter blue. So squirtle
[00:54:10] Squirtle squirtle. Yeah, maybe like somebody that uh
[00:54:02] Geter from done. They took too much colloidal silver. Oh, yeah, those guys those weird guys
[00:54:19] Yeah, but that's a deep-ass blue. They look like Smurfs data from Star Trek data for sure. He's not blue
[00:54:25] He's blue. He's a very pale blue. Yeah, but it was like yellow
[00:54:28] That is something I was you know, that is something I learned at the paint store is that a lot of kids. I think is great
[00:54:35] It's actually blue man. Yeah, so it's just yeah, it's a cool
[00:54:39] Wow, think about that bro put that in your pipe and smoke it
[00:54:46] Put that put that pipe in your wife and smoke
[00:54:52] Why don't you put that pipe in your wife and smoke her? You put your dick and you put somebody else's dick in your wife and then you kill her for fucking somebody
[00:55:04] An expression from Pakistan honor killing. Yeah, why don't you put that by
[00:55:13] All right, have we finished every type of person? No, what's brown? What's the opposite of brown?
[00:55:17] Is that on your little fucking wheelbase?
[00:55:22] The opposite of brown is light brown tan
[00:55:27] I mean it's very Hispanic different types of Hispanics cancel each other out the way different types of veterinarians do
[00:55:32] So greeks a lot of very light sort of olive olive. I don't know about very light. I think pretty dark
[00:55:37] It depends where you are in grace. Yeah, we cancel out probably like Turks and shit like that. Mm-hmm. What about Ashkenazi Jews?
[00:55:44] Are those the ones that are red-headed and whatever? That's me. Oh, that's you. Yeah, that's just white man. Sorry
[00:55:53] That's your opinion. No, you're white dude. I don't think Jews are really milking this. We're not white anymore because Trump is president
[00:56:00] No, we just became white in this country
[00:56:03] Yeah for thousands of years. We were not
[00:56:06] Yeah, but you're white now basically. Yeah. Yeah, we're white. Yeah
[00:56:13] Maybe like Mexicans and like light skin Cubans will cancel each other out
[00:56:18] Dark skin Mexicans like the Cubans those weird lights can do those guys are white. Yeah, they are white
[00:56:25] They're just like uh damn color theory is cool
[00:56:29] Are you just reading with you? Yeah, what so what is the opposite of brown? So we've got him with this who came up with color theory
[00:56:38] Some wild ass me rose me you did you wrote this whole article. Uh-huh. That's why then why are you reading it and smiling?
[00:56:47] I also came up with a theory of narcissistic person
[00:56:51] Which means that i'm not allowed to be it. Oh if you
[00:56:54] If you were a theory if you invented i invented there's just a doctor a little
[00:56:58] Down syndrome like a hundred years ago. That's like oh, yeah, I discovered this in other people
[00:57:03] Not me of course i'm normal jeremy downs. Yeah, yeah, jonathan downs
[00:57:10] If that's the case, I would like it's weird that I would like to have been fucked up little dick with a fucked up
[00:57:14] Force skin syndrome just the guy with down syndrome on the internet accusing people of having down syndrome people are like you're projecting and he's like oh
[00:57:35] Just because I said something that registers is true in your head
[00:57:39] I must be projecting how could anyone have such insight into your own inner working unless they themselves were experiencing it
[00:57:48] Which in fact means that you're projecting my friend
[00:58:00] What are you doing get off those cardy b youtube comments shut up mom. I'm owning the whips
[00:58:10] I just want playgrounds for people like me. I prefer a regular playground. I want to struggle
[00:58:20] I'm joyous struggle makes me feel rugged and independent
[00:58:26] When the reality is i'm just as much of a parasite as everyone else
[00:58:32] Thank god I have down syndrome sorry something to point out
[00:58:45] Um, I do remember fucked up as old school playgrounds though. I busted my knee
[00:58:51] I rusted the entire thing made out of like a fucking pressure treated. Yeah, this is filled with chemicals
[00:58:58] That was a nice thing about growing up in vegas is everything was like five years old because like literally no one lived there before
[00:59:04] You know, so we had all those like rubber floor
[00:59:08] Playgrounds that you're that's why you're a bitch now
[00:59:10] I'm not a bitch. No you are and that's because it is because you never have to
[00:59:14] On the podcast say that in private dude. Sorry, man. This is a truth
[00:59:19] I remember when I lived in LA when I was a kid they were fucked up playgrounds like old playgrounds
[00:59:24] But then I'm trying to get in there. It was like bright. It was like purple and turquoise
[00:59:28] That she had that weird little confetti looking like carpet almost on the bottom everything that was bouncy
[00:59:42] Yeah, if I got a fucking scar on my knee that it will never go away then everyone should I guess there is no opposite to brown
[00:59:50] Damn. Yeah brown is all the colors. Right? Yeah, right?
[00:59:54] Isn't brown all the colors I got you is but what if you're using the subtractive color theory?
[01:00:00] Oh, let's find out. God damn it. I don't like this thing's making noise again. Is it phones? Yeah
[01:00:15] Well today on come town we're learning about colors not me of course because I didn't think
[01:00:20] What is your favorite color for talking colors? I don't have a favorite color Adam green
[01:00:29] Munchred I think favor to see I like right a lot favor to see a person prejudice. Huh, so it should be avoided all cause I can't
[01:00:38] You're getting to in the character. I'm sorry
[01:00:42] Nick just stopped like the podcast since he keeps talking like the doing ASMR
[01:00:46] Yeah, no, I should do those videos. Yeah, is that guy as the ASMR?
[01:00:51] But it sounds like SM pound sign and then like the cat emoji
[01:00:55] And like that's what I believe to be as I didn't mind the wedding
[01:01:05] I could lose who's Eckert Eckhart's holds like writes like new age books. Yeah, but uh,
[01:01:10] about rek my grandma's again Eckhart Eckhart. Yeah Eck Eckharted Eckhart
[01:01:20] What's whole what is whole? How does whole relate to
[01:01:24] Like I went I went sex. I said rekhart hole rekhart hole. Yeah
[01:01:31] Eck started if we're going retarded then it should be
[01:01:42] The gay team I think we lost the I think we lost the gay team. We were laughing about
[01:01:46] The race, but it's the gay team and they go around picking up homeless veterans
[01:01:51] And raping them in the back of their van. Yeah, just pulling up to a shantytown. Yeah, a tan up a bump. Get in get in brother
[01:01:59] We're gonna help you brother. It's over the light man
[01:02:21] Just that mental image of that guy chopping on a cigars. He's getting head from a guy who's
[01:02:25] Who's fucking neck is being pressed down into his crotch by mr. T
[01:02:31] He's not even he's got his hands behind his head relaxing while mr. T forces another man
[01:02:37] Just said mr. T uses the homeless man as a pocket pussy on him
[01:02:44] Who is uh in the 18 besides mr. T is mr. T. Oh, we mean the actors
[01:02:50] No, like the character. Oh, it's mr. It's uh like an old rich guy
[01:02:54] Barakas know that's mr. T. Isn't it that's mr. T
[01:02:57] Yeah, and then there's face there's face who's like the costumes guy. Oh, yeah
[01:03:07] Telling and asking I think Murdoch suck your dick and Murdoch wants to is like the insane one
[01:03:12] That's like a pilot or something. I'm an iron mad dog and then yeah Hannibal is the is the rich guy
[01:03:18] The captain the captain is not the rich guy is like the leader
[01:03:21] Oh, okay, and the backstory is hilarious. It's like they were discharged for
[01:03:26] I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if they were even discharged. You're like a rogue special forces detachment
[01:03:34] Yeah, I bet it's like the a team but it's a letter B and then it's like four guys with down syndrome
[01:03:53] Yeah, there you go suck my little penis suck my dick into it. It's hard
[01:03:59] Fuck man. I feel weird. Yeah weird how I know like sort of sick. Yeah, well, let's go get lunch
[01:04:07] We're done with this episode. Yes. We're done with this show
[01:04:11] All right, everyone. This show is over. Um
[01:04:14] If you're in Australia, but I take it to see us if you are in
[01:04:20] Connecticut nope this that's tomorrow. Um if you're in New Orleans come see me and uh
[01:04:25] The uh the 15th if you're in Lafayette, Louisiana come see me on the dam 14th Chicago
[01:04:32] 21st and 22nd. I'm at the Lincoln Lodge get tickets and on the 23rd. I'm in Detroit
[01:04:41] Yeah, I don't fucking I don't want to do any more plugging. God. I'm feel bad. Yeah, plugging to soup