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[00:01:47] Nectar of the gods anyways, where were we so rice or any?

[00:01:54] Didn't think risotto could get gay or but guess what?

[00:01:59] We got we got what did they take that risotto take a little trip down to San Francisco

[00:02:03] Yeah, put in Uncle Jesse's ass. That's right uncle Joey's bad

[00:02:10] That's how you get a riser a Roni. That's original recipe. Yeah, and then fucking Joey barfs it all over Danny's face

[00:02:17] Yeah, that's pretty hot. Yeah when all the did cum and the risotto mixed together and it smeared all over Bob Saggot's face

[00:02:23] Mm-hmm, and he goes Michelle

[00:02:25] Who's Michelle's line on that show?

[00:02:35] I didn't yeah, I didn't do it. No, that's

[00:02:45] No, they she had one I forget. Did she yeah, I don't think she did now cuz uncle Jesse

[00:02:51] We're uncle Joey was cut it out cut it out of course and then yeah, yeah, and he had that little weird go for yeah

[00:02:57] Yeah, Michelle would say something like too cool or something. Oh, yeah cool dude. Yeah, I do believe that

[00:03:03] I think she had cool dude the corresponding hand motion for cut it out was the same as the MC hammer to legit to quit

[00:03:09] Wasn't I think so I don't think that you ever find a scissor. I think he just kept the two open

[00:03:16] But I think it was it was disturbingly similar interesting. I remember the episode were

[00:03:20] Stephanie goes into uncle Joey's room and he's beating off the pictures of Mickey Mouse

[00:03:26] Yeah, these drawings that he's done of Mickey fucking mini. Yeah, of course. I remember like

[00:03:31] Joey I was just wondering if you're coming downstairs for Joey. Oh, Stephanie

[00:03:36] I get out of my room you just hear me having phone sex with himself as different characters

[00:03:51] Oh, sorry. Oh, it's come. He got playing back playing back recording. He did Donald Duck sucking his dick. Oh

[00:04:06] It's cool. Yeah, doing like

[00:04:15] Just yeah, Joey never got pussy never never dude never

[00:04:20] Jesse was Jesse was slamming just he was definitely cheating and getting put his wife in the show was fine fine

[00:04:27] She was like a new boy with Bob Saga. She was like his co-host or something. Oh really? Is that right? Family affair?

[00:04:33] I think it really seems like the adults on that show were written by a four-year-old

[00:04:38] Like none of them seem like yeah, it doesn't make sense why an adult with you. Jesse's job was wearing a leather jacket

[00:04:43] I get right Elvis. Yeah, you know, I love rock and roll

[00:04:47] Like the kind they play on the tiny jukebox at the silver diver

[00:04:53] Oh, hell yeah, dude, that was my Elvis face though. Yeah. Oh, did you get it from the Greek thing?

[00:04:59] Maybe it was all kind of you're like he's a cool Greek guy and he likes Elvis

[00:05:03] So maybe I should like Elvis I would just I used to just be like thank you. Thank you very much

[00:05:08] That was like my that was like my I would get a smile as a four-year-old

[00:05:11] I would do that suck me very dick suck me suck my suck my

[00:05:15] Oh, sorry. Oh, something

[00:05:22] That's right

[00:05:29] Elvis Bihorny Elvis that's the character I've been working on to Carlos who loves Best Buy

[00:05:36] Hey, what's up? My name is Carlos. I love to think saying what's up to my mom's and going to Best Buy

[00:05:40] I love going to Best Buy for them deals on electronic. That sounds like the uber driver you had that loves playboy radio

[00:05:49] Yeah, they're the same guy

[00:05:53] Carlos and I love Best Buy

[00:06:01] I got the opportunity to work for playboy radio playboy radio. Yeah, I rock. Yeah, it was great

[00:06:08] Oh fuck goddamn. I just got back from Narlene's yeah

[00:06:13] I was rules dude. Yeah, there's food dude. Yeah, your boy went to the wild on you ate food. Oh, yeah

[00:06:20] Yeah, I had po-boister's boyster po-boister's double po-bois. I love my gas station

[00:06:26] I also want to I want to look I was separated from my boys for a week and I had a killer riff earlier

[00:06:31] I had a killer riff earlier this week hit me with it

[00:06:33] I've tried to run past numerous people and somebody brings up to me the missus doubt fire

[00:06:39] There's a scene where like Ron Williams turns his hat sideways and he's like

[00:06:44] Being a cool dad and he's like, you know like a middle-aged white guy's impression of a black like a rap guy

[00:06:49] Yeah, I was saying with this is a sequel to missus doubt fire called mr. Doubtfather

[00:06:56] Blacks pretending to be black to get out of having to raise this kid

[00:06:59] That is a legally sound art he thinks legally black guys right don't have to be in the children's lives

[00:07:06] Then I get to go on Murray

[00:07:13] These kids are mine can issue you would try from that's bitch, but doing that that weird. Hey, so brother

[00:07:20] Yeah

[00:07:31] Slick will it

[00:07:35] White men that have never met a black person. Hey, it's deck daddy cool

[00:07:40] Yeah, you're black like just the grease paint

[00:07:55] Good morning

[00:08:01] We out here in Hanoi ready to suck a big fat cock. It's the army air force fully

[00:08:09] Uninhibited be being the showers gentlemen. I'm ready to suck your cocks

[00:08:16] Good morning being gay is good boy

[00:08:19] Story of a private in the army air corridor in Vietnam war who entertains his fellow troops by broadcasting the latest hits from America and also sucking their

[00:08:28] Yeah, most of them didn't care for the music very much, but they did line up around the corner

[00:08:43] Damn that'd be a fun movie. Yeah, it would be it's time for a reboot. Yeah enough about all this war

[00:08:50] Let's go. Let's look at Vietnam from the perspective of a gay man. He just loved having sex there

[00:08:55] Yeah, it's Vietnam 1995

[00:09:09] We got some real cool tunes coming out for anybody that's 12 years old and dressed like a lady

[00:09:14] Fuck dude looks like a lady. Well, that that song was in Mrs. Outfire. Yeah, mm-hmm a little too on the nose if you ask me

[00:09:27] Yeah, a little little I love a lot of magic through the Robin William is oeuvre, uh-huh and

[00:09:34] Yeah, we'll riff out little different different ways. He can be gay. Yeah, let's see. Yes ma'am

[00:09:40] Mm-hmm. It's flubber for being gay. Love her. Yeah, flubber. Yeah, I'm trying to make his make come in his own basement

[00:09:51] Make yeah, pa his own pause juice

[00:09:56] Scratch extra gay. Yeah, the flubber. You know the flub like kind of animates these my little flubber starts sucking

[00:10:02] I've been doing experiments in the basement with pause juice and it's come alive

[00:10:06] I'm gonna introduce it to the children

[00:10:10] Yeah, the way flubber flies around and bounces off of people and messes things up is an analogy for Greenwich Village

[00:10:16] 19 what happens to a gay when a gay guy moved into a neighbor

[00:10:20] It's a HIV virus flying around

[00:10:23] Yeah, it's true recklessly. Yeah, damn. I remember seeing flubber in theaters and being like I want to jump

[00:10:29] I want to be able to dunk because he uses to dunk. Oh, yeah, he does use his

[00:10:33] Remember I was capable of moving basically. No, I was very athletic as a child and still am despite my numerous

[00:10:41] Injuries I will be making a full recovery

[00:10:43] Again, yeah, my foot hurts, but I am walking we're gonna get you going by Japan. Oh, yeah, you gotta get your outfits ready man

[00:10:51] That's what I'm I've been preparing for him. Yeah, where can we buy kimonos? We just have we have

[00:10:56] Yeah, like kind of a school girl kind of look like that girl from kill bill. That's yeah

[00:11:01] With the chain I'm gonna be in in the kill bill uniform

[00:11:06] Yeah, that's that probably be pretty cuz that's how they know to respect what if we go there and so I was just swarmed

[00:11:12] People taking pictures. Yeah, I'm a celebrity in Japan. Yeah, I

[00:11:18] Think it would be funny just to do a show there and just completely bomb

[00:11:22] We should go. Yeah, we should look at show like a Japanese dinner theater or something

[00:11:27] I had to read part of crazy rich Asians to do having Karen's podcast

[00:11:33] Beat up some of those rich. It's a book, right? It's a book. Yeah, I'm so happy for rich Asians

[00:11:39] Yeah, it's a boy. He's had it so hard

[00:11:42] Now I read it. I didn't it doesn't really feel like a identity thing

[00:11:47] But that's how it's sold, right? No, I is it the movie

[00:11:53] Asians oh

[00:11:55] Live in Singapore because they're like

[00:11:58] People that are completely like angla file, you know, like right of course. Yeah, like yeah

[00:12:03] They're British came and turned them all into billionaires, right? And they also like

[00:12:08] Factories to yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, I don't know let me tell you this right now

[00:12:12] I know absolutely nothing about the economy of Singapore, but I'm assuming all of those rich people are slave-owning

[00:12:18] 100% you can't have some kind of slaves and they hate black people

[00:12:21] Yeah, I think they like I think they do

[00:12:25] They think they're my they all think they're Michael Jordan the book does open with like a scene where

[00:12:30] They're in like a hotel and the concierge won't give them a room because they're Chinese and so they buy the hotel

[00:12:36] That's pretty cool. That's a hotel comes in these like

[00:12:40] the mister

[00:12:41] You know dick face your fired meet your new

[00:12:44] Or while you know meet your new boss, Mrs. Ding Dong or whatever the fuck

[00:12:50] Ding Dong fires them that that must that's a cool move. I respect that. Yeah, even though I need the rapper kind of move

[00:12:57] I would love to be rich. I'll buy your house. Yeah. Yeah buy your house turn into a fucking place where you just

[00:13:05] Make fucking muffins about crazy rich naynes

[00:13:08] Yeah, I love coming to Singapore

[00:13:16] The nicest thing about Singapore is you can never have too much gay sex

[00:13:26] As opposed to a lot of other places in the world

[00:13:30] We're something about the geography. Yeah, I live in

[00:13:33] Live in Chelsea the thing I like about Chelsea is the bathrooms are so large

[00:13:39] Makes me feel like a Samsung galaxy S8 went off in my ass what often my ass

[00:13:45] It makes me feel like Dominic Strauss

[00:13:52] All these cruising guys

[00:13:54] I met recently is it

[00:13:58] Pretty cool guy

[00:14:00] Karmic great second dick. I love fucking him

[00:14:04] Yeah a guy I have a lot of respect for is comedian Joe list

[00:14:13] A little bit about myself I'm half Indian half Japanese 100% gay

[00:14:25] It means I take my shoes off before I

[00:14:28] Put curry in my ass

[00:14:37] By my sushi at 7-eleven and I also buy lube for a man to fuck me in the ass with from there

[00:14:48] Cruising day and crushing in front of a thousand non gay people

[00:14:52] Love San Francisco love coming here for the tech scene. I also love the bathroom scene

[00:15:07] A lot of people are worried about trans trans women using the women's bathroom and exposing their penis to children

[00:15:15] I'm also against that just because I want them in the men's bathroom

[00:15:19] exposing their penis to me

[00:15:28] I'll take that from Dan the less the less the more penises I can see the better

[00:15:39] Cruising Dan

[00:15:42] Which I could do a Tom Ira's impression

[00:15:44] cruising Tom

[00:15:46] Yeah, I don't know what Tom even sounds like I like have her to grace have her to grace is a nice place

[00:15:52] I think I like most about have her to grace is you can

[00:15:57] Have as much gay sex

[00:16:01] Most is

[00:16:03] Gives sex here

[00:16:33] Yeah

[00:16:38] Yeah, you can never have enough gays sex during the Republican

[00:16:42] Yeah, I think we found the core element of what makes it a good stuff man. How much you love a place because you can have

[00:16:59] Could be

[00:17:04] Yeah

[00:17:06] It's been a lot of time in New Orleans. We're up in Orleans. No, this is an interesting place cuz I can't really have gay sex there

[00:17:20] We're doing lists too much again bleeding into list, but you know what they probably talk similar they they spend some I do

[00:17:26] Together I do. Yeah, Mark's just a little higher. I think Joe. Here's Mark. Yeah Joe mark

[00:17:32] Yeah, that's that's pretty good. Okay sex kidding

[00:17:38] Dominic Strauss con kidding

[00:17:41] Like the Dominic Strauss con is yeah, your anchor for Joe

[00:17:47] Well, it is a good word for him cuz his is his like the staccato way he jumps through syllables

[00:17:53] Yeah, is evident in like Dominic Dominic. Yeah, I was calm. They're like Dominic Dominic Dominic

[00:18:01] Strauss

[00:18:03] God, yeah, you get the inflection on the last I

[00:18:07] Just think it's just such a good

[00:18:09] It's such a good pull like as a reference. It's a funny right. It's automatically a funny reference because it's like it will net

[00:18:16] There's not you could never write a joke where the punchline is I feel like Dominic

[00:18:23] It's like there's no there's not a single set up in the world where that would be a good joke

[00:18:27] Because the references outdated and also like the like I guess

[00:18:34] It's never gonna come back. Like a phonemic investment in saying Dominic Strauss con makes it automatically unfunny

[00:18:41] Right. Yeah, it's like too many names there

[00:18:44] And that's we haven't even gotten to the fact that he is just a disgraced rapist

[00:18:48] Yeah, I

[00:18:54] Raped a Senegalese house. Yeah

[00:18:57] And then the perfect amount of time cuz I think that happened like eight years ago or something

[00:19:01] I was like four or five years ago. Is it yeah, it's like 2014 I thought I was whatever but hey

[00:19:09] Dominic's maybe we should put him on the fuck. I mean people forgot about that like a week later. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there you go

[00:19:14] Dude Brett Kavanaugh. Yeah, I'm a great cab. Yes. Yeah

[00:19:21] Great having no

[00:19:22] Yes, looks like a bitch dude. That's my take on him. Yeah, he's got that doughy ass fucked up

[00:19:28] Yeah, they said that he's a he's a bad fan

[00:19:31] He looks like one of those just like deal does they goes to that's yeah

[00:19:35] Just guys from Arlington. They go to fucking that's game. She's like a skin is like

[00:19:40] So are like gonna work place in the world. Yeah. Oh, yeah fuck Arlene

[00:19:45] Arlington is are you don't think is like a fun place for people that are incapable of actually relaxing? Oh, no

[00:19:50] Yeah, absolutely like yeah, I know we had a pretty good night last night

[00:19:53] I mean Steven went out wearing the same exact clothes we wore to work

[00:19:58] Kept our shirts tucked in the entire time. Yeah, we kept our IDs from work on our belt

[00:20:03] Yeah, and then we had a judicious amount of beers each

[00:20:07] Oh, yeah guys bragging about how much beer they

[00:20:14] Yeah, it's fucking yeah, it's uh, dude's yeah, they have like

[00:20:19] People that like earnestly seek out and enjoy going to Irish theme bars. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say

[00:20:26] Yeah, just like a fucking Irish pub and like a flante

[00:20:31] What's that? What's yes? Yeah, just chuggetis

[00:20:36] Like a fake like Gaelic word. Yeah, because every Irish bar is either slontia fotto tier nanog

[00:20:44] re-rock

[00:20:45] Yeah, oh hell yeah, who's that one in Arlington across from the draft house like Peter

[00:20:50] Hey, baby, J. Brennan's which is like those now Irish in name only yeah, we would go in there

[00:20:56] Just like playing by hip-hop. Yeah, we don't you have like samba and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:21:01] Rhaegatone

[00:21:04] Yeah, there was not a single Irish element of that fucking place. Yeah, the best was Ned Devines and Sterling. Uh-huh

[00:21:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never been there Ned Devines and Sterling was like you'd go in

[00:21:16] It was in a strip mall

[00:21:17] You'd go in and there'd be like there was like you have to go downstairs to get to like the first bar area

[00:21:23] And which was pretty big in its own right then you go downstairs again

[00:21:25] It's this massive

[00:21:27] It like opens way the fuck up and you're like three stories underground

[00:21:31] And it's this massive bar because I guess it was a venue

[00:21:34] Oh, well they had like shit in the back

[00:21:36] But then like table seating that like hooked around the sides and then like a main stage

[00:21:39] They do shows on sometimes and like a side stage, but then the walls were all like an Irish village

[00:21:46] Then again same thing because it's fucking Northern Virginia. So it's like nothing but like Hispanic people

[00:21:51] Right right right right for for regga tone night

[00:21:56] Yeah, that's the only funny part of Arlington is when it's just like a bunch of like little-esque water maulin dudes

[00:22:01] Oh, yeah, there's there's really good food around there

[00:22:05] They know like not in Arlington. It like falls church and shit. There's good as Korean food in

[00:22:13] Where the fuck was it? I

[00:22:15] What used to drive down from from Baltimore?

[00:22:17] There are a ton of Vietnamese people in like or the region, bro. Is it Korean people?

[00:22:22] So I didn't really have Korean food that was good until I came here

[00:22:25] I mean I had Korean food here and there yeah, but yeah Korean food is real popular now, too

[00:22:29] Yeah, it wasn't popular for a long time. I I discovered that shit in college

[00:22:33] And it was love it mother first mother fucking sight. Shout out the honey pig

[00:22:37] It down and down on fucking what's the Korean chicken place by in DC like the DC area? Um

[00:22:43] It's it's like fire. It's a fried chicken place. Yes. I know exactly what you're talking about

[00:22:48] It's it's a chain and it's here to now bonch on bonch on. Oh, yeah, I think I

[00:22:54] Don't know if I went there double fries extra crisp. You're fucked after now

[00:22:58] What's what's the place? It's just on the end of like 33rd by but like the end of K-town on 33rd

[00:23:03] It's on the northern side of the street York. Yeah, it's called like Don Donboo or Dongboo or Ding Dong or yeah

[00:23:10] I'm like that place where it's like a like a cafeteria style. No, no, that's your job. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know

[00:23:19] Don't think it's dong sick. I mean it could be

[00:23:23] I

[00:23:26] Googled on right now. It'll be like nine different restaurants. It's probably the fucking president of South Korea's name

[00:23:32] No way to verify that

[00:23:34] Yeah, yeah speaking of men who have been falsely accused. I read the whole soon ye article

[00:23:40] Of course you did and they dropped retard like four or five times in the article that was by the way

[00:23:46] That was part of Norm McDonald getting in trouble for whatever in the apology

[00:23:52] Someone with downs

[00:23:58] He's a fucking champ. He's the best Santa in the world the smoke clears from all of this shit

[00:24:03] And it's okay to rape girls again. They should build a statue for Norm McDonald

[00:24:08] Well, he didn't rape anyone. I know he didn't rape anyone, but he's actually like you he's like anti-horney of course

[00:24:13] But he's like that that that uh nice horny

[00:24:17] these ashamed of it like Nick no the

[00:24:21] To do that an apology is masterful. It really is because you know, he knows exactly I

[00:24:26] Know what I think he's kind of

[00:24:28] Removed enough from society. I don't long conversation with my friend Max by this, but yeah, well if you had a conversation

[00:24:34] Oh, yeah, we don't have to talk about

[00:24:37] Max wait in yeah, we can talk to Max

[00:24:41] Bring Max on the pot. It's one of my gonna say like he literally talked to Norm

[00:24:52] My me and my landlord no his mom is my landlord

[00:24:55] Anyway, well at least you guys got to the bottom of it

[00:24:59] No, no, we talked but we randomly talked about it for 40 minutes and he's like oh that's so calculated like norm

[00:25:04] Knows that people that's gonna piss people off and it's his fans are gonna think it's hilarious and but it did piss people off and his fans

[00:25:11] Did think it was he saw me me. Yeah and Star Bros. He's the best. Yeah. He's the best throw that in this apology

[00:25:18] That's my new word down syndrome. That's my new word

[00:25:21] I'm gonna start using that

[00:25:26] Unbelievable and then he had a third apology. Did he I think he fucked up

[00:25:31] He should just see how much he could fuck up cuz who gives his shit, right?

[00:25:35] Well part of the interview the first interview made me think that maybe he wasn't doing bits and he is kind of removed from society

[00:25:40] Like when he said that he doesn't know racism. He didn't know racism existed until he saw the new Sasha Baron

[00:25:46] I mean, I love Norm, but I also do think he is out of touches. Yeah, I mean he's in comedy clubs

[00:25:52] 250 nights a year. He's like constantly like he's or gambling also the thing about Norm McDonald

[00:25:57] Like I read his his book and even though it's like a fictionalized thing

[00:26:01] It's like that motherfucker like grew up in a farm and like in in Canada

[00:26:06] Like his life is close his childhood is close like the Great Depression

[00:26:10] Then like living in modern society some of that was like hammed up for I know it was but still

[00:26:15] I mean, I don't think I mean I don't think it's literal

[00:26:17] But he did grow up in like his book rural Canada and like the what 40s 50s like how old is he?

[00:26:23] I don't know what if it comes out. No later than that

[00:26:26] What if we find out that people with Down syndrome actually don't have sympathy for the victims. Yeah, oh

[00:26:32] We get you get a tape of a guy with Down syndrome. It's like actually I think he's always into a roast McGowan deserved it

[00:26:39] That norms a hero. Yeah, that's what he's betting on

[00:26:45] Right, it's Harvey Weinstein is actually innocent

[00:26:50] Dude every time you do that voice it's a diabolical genius

[00:26:56] But I'm sorry, I thought we believe it was something called due process

[00:27:01] Innocent until proven guilty. I don't believe in trial by social media. You can say I'm a we taught but until it's

[00:27:08] Born in 1959. Yeah, so is the kid in the 70s because he talked about as like a kid

[00:27:13] 60 Letterman do stand up

[00:27:15] Yeah, like as like a team

[00:27:17] Yeah, but like girl I had to have been in the 60 but yeah, but I mean like he's a child anyway, whatever. Yeah

[00:27:23] Yeah, but I said it's you guys last night

[00:27:25] But one of my favorite Woody quotes from the was people think I was to use father that I raped and buried my underage retarded daughter

[00:27:32] And then it said and those people would be right and then it says right after that that she cut a check for Hillary

[00:27:41] During the campaign and Hillary said it back damn. That's hilarious. Yeah, but yeah, obviously

[00:27:47] He's you know as a hilly's like we got we got can't accept your money

[00:27:51] My husband's already a rapist. How's it gonna look getting a Jewish rapist on the in the mix too?

[00:27:56] How about Poonie? Yeah, that's good Poonie Poonie Poonie Previn

[00:28:02] Wait, what did he say though that she's not retarded and then she was like yeah

[00:28:07] And then she was like I guess she had a quote 92 that was like I'm not retarded

[00:28:11] In the article she's like on the she's like everyone thinks that no apparently she has she never talks

[00:28:16] But I know apparently she just has a normal American accent

[00:28:18] Yeah, but I'm sure but everyone but everyone thinks that because she lived in Korea until she was like 10 or some people think she talks like that

[00:28:25] Uh, yeah, I adopted Asian person. I think that she to some extent has been like

[00:28:33] Has been like mid-stop watch TV didn't segull TV show. That was the best

[00:28:38] Yeah, he's like a

[00:28:41] Police was his name. I don't even know no no Elijah Kane. That's right Elijah came

[00:28:47] And he's heading is a kind of his occasion police officer in Seattle

[00:28:52] Seattle now clearly what happened what happened was this was written from your

[00:28:58] Everything about it was New Orleans, and then I don't know what happened

[00:29:02] Seattle cuz like one of the one of the like plot points is like people

[00:29:08] He claims that people

[00:29:10] Seattle she's calling me

[00:29:12] Dasha, and then you have a strawberry and a rabbit and a heart that she put that in my phone

[00:29:17] Hey, there's nothing wrong with that man. I just put emojis next to her name. That's cute. Don't be ashamed of that

[00:29:21] I didn't I'm just saying that's cute. She's that she said she's cheating on you say. Yeah, she's not

[00:29:28] She was like the extra little dick cream loves me to make your dick

[00:29:35] Out of

[00:29:37] I don't know Russian dolls

[00:29:52] Harry

[00:29:53] Garland reported her to the FBI today what the

[00:29:56] Tweeted that they're like if you're involved with a KGB or the Russian mob

[00:30:00] I will hunt you down dasha like quote tweeted it was like yeah

[00:30:03] Catch me if you can bitch, and then Eric Garland was like that guy that like insane. Yeah, that is saying yeah

[00:30:10] Yeah, the game theory guy at FBI New York or something. Yeah. Yeah, what does he follow her?

[00:30:16] No, he just saw it and he was like we gotta get it

[00:30:20] Who the fuck was that guy has like man like was he just a writer and he just made that horrible thread

[00:30:27] This guy that like snorts at her all and then like freaks out about Bernie Sanders being a KGB

[00:30:32] He reminds me of that one guy that tried to like ask out

[00:30:36] Starbucks a 16 year old at Starbucks. You remember that guy who yeah, yeah doesn't air garlic kind of look like him a little bit

[00:30:44] Yeah, that guy's always talking about like

[00:30:48] How because of polymers I could read the entirety of the power broker

[00:30:52] You can so long I would love to read the I always say I'm gonna do it and then I remember I'm the leader who wrote it

[00:30:59] Kara Robert Caro cool name. Yeah

[00:31:04] We should we should start the three of us a book club. Let's do a book club and then we can break it up

[00:31:10] One third stop one third me one third year, and then we just give each other stuff. What happened your part. I don't know

[00:31:21] The twizzlers but the kind you pull apart those shits instead of the original because the original is bullshit

[00:31:26] It's I stopped the book. No, I like the original

[00:31:30] The originals are better than the whole parts three twinkies

[00:31:36] I know how to live baby. No, I'm gonna. I'm definitely gonna turn my life around once this foot heals up guys

[00:31:42] Don't you worry suck my dick?

[00:31:44] I'm good. Although I do love being on the road. I've just been fucked up every day. So many suck me very dick

[00:31:49] It's like me show man. I'm sorry

[00:32:05] Suck my very dick. Yeah

[00:32:08] No, it's suck suck me very dick. Yeah

[00:32:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's something makes better. It is. Yeah for sure. We can all agree there

[00:32:20] Um dude fuck you, I'll do a book club and I'll I'll fucking wow you with my intellect and insights motherfuckers

[00:32:26] Pick a book, I'll read it right now

[00:32:29] Picking Sharon stone autobiography. Okay

[00:32:33] Did you really write it with her pussy? Yeah

[00:32:36] Yeah.

[00:32:37] Dude, she's so fucking hot.

[00:32:40] Yeah.

[00:32:41] Oh yeah.

[00:32:42] It's so cool.

[00:32:43] She showed her pussy in that movie.

[00:32:44] It really is.

[00:32:45] So cool.

[00:32:46] Oh, right.

[00:32:47] Fatal attraction.

[00:32:48] How about a movie called Fatal Instinct?

[00:32:51] I was confused those two movies.

[00:32:52] Everybody does.

[00:32:53] Yeah.

[00:32:54] Literally everybody does.

[00:32:55] I don't know why.

[00:32:56] Because the fatal attraction.

[00:32:57] Where it sounds sound similar.

[00:32:58] Michael Douglas is in the boat.

[00:32:59] Right.

[00:33:00] Basic instinct is the fuck.

[00:33:02] So it would be an instinct to cheat on your wife.

[00:33:05] But it's true.

[00:33:06] Yeah.

[00:33:07] It is an instinct to cheat on your wife.

[00:33:08] It is a homestormongous sort of.

[00:33:09] Fatal attraction I think is a much better movie.

[00:33:12] Of course.

[00:33:13] Yeah.

[00:33:14] No.

[00:33:15] Basic instinct is a much better movie.

[00:33:16] Fatal attraction.

[00:33:17] Basic instinct.

[00:33:18] Sorry.

[00:33:19] Yeah.

[00:33:20] The one with Sharon Stone is a good movie.

[00:33:22] The one with Clayton Close.

[00:33:23] It's called Clover Hoven.

[00:33:25] It's a fucking comedy.

[00:33:27] Yeah.

[00:33:28] Yeah.

[00:33:29] When's the last time you watched the Robocop for Hoven Robocop?

[00:33:32] It's somewhat recently.

[00:33:33] Yeah.

[00:33:34] Sick.

[00:33:35] That's so good.

[00:33:36] I'm about to watch it.

[00:33:38] He's amazing.

[00:33:39] You know what I wanted to watch?

[00:33:40] But I didn't.

[00:33:41] When Bert Reynolds died, I wanted to just watch the Bert Reynolds movies, man.

[00:33:43] Smokey in the bandit.

[00:33:45] Cop in a half.

[00:33:47] Boogie Nights.

[00:33:48] Not Boogie Nights.

[00:33:49] That's old.

[00:33:50] I wanted to see him in his prime.

[00:33:51] Yeah.

[00:33:52] I didn't want to come back.

[00:33:53] I want the actual.

[00:33:54] He was good.

[00:33:55] I didn't realize what a star he was.

[00:33:56] Like he was apparently like huge.

[00:33:57] The biggest box office job for like eight years or something.

[00:34:00] Yeah.

[00:34:01] That's insane.

[00:34:02] Yeah.

[00:34:03] I was like smoking in the bandit.

[00:34:04] Was he in the player?

[00:34:05] He was in a hat driving.

[00:34:06] Yeah.

[00:34:07] That's the whole plot of that movie.

[00:34:09] He's like, I'm wearing a hat and I'm driving and I'm doing a fuck side.

[00:34:14] I'm Ryan Shutten.

[00:34:15] I'm gay.

[00:34:16] Yeah.

[00:34:17] Listen, I'm Ryan Shutten.

[00:34:18] I'm gay.

[00:34:19] I wish I could do Bert Reynolds.

[00:34:22] Third Ferguson was so good.

[00:34:24] I'm Ryan Shutten.

[00:34:25] I'm gay.

[00:34:26] I remember Norm played Bert Reynolds in I want to say.

[00:34:32] He's a celebrity.

[00:34:33] No, no, no.

[00:34:34] He like appeared in the show as Bert Reynolds.

[00:34:39] And then I think Bert Reynolds was really in it.

[00:34:42] Like there was, I swear to God, some fuck that like that happened.

[00:34:45] Yeah.

[00:34:46] I used to watch my name.

[00:34:47] It was Jason Lee.

[00:34:48] Jason Lee.

[00:34:49] The fucking.

[00:34:50] The Scientologist skater.

[00:34:51] Is he in the, in the fat guy from Butterfly Effect.

[00:34:54] And from also point meets world.

[00:34:56] I was laughing at that.

[00:34:57] He's Vader's son playing Ed Sheeran.

[00:35:00] Yeah.

[00:35:01] I'm a very serious Ed Sheeran biopic.

[00:35:04] That'd be awesome.

[00:35:06] Yeah.

[00:35:07] That's just old as hell.

[00:35:10] Or bed sheets smell like you.

[00:35:13] Or fucking bed sheets smell like you.

[00:35:16] Please come back over.

[00:35:17] Just come back over.

[00:35:18] Have you ever seen pigs of Ed Sheeran's tattoos?

[00:35:21] They're horrific.

[00:35:22] Gastly.

[00:35:23] Terrible.

[00:35:24] You know who Paul, or no, who would you just talk about?

[00:35:28] Paul Verhoeven.

[00:35:29] No.

[00:35:30] He used to do.

[00:35:31] You see more often.

[00:35:32] Paul, you see more often.

[00:35:33] Sorry, man.

[00:35:34] My brains fucked up.

[00:35:35] Paul Seymour.

[00:35:36] Phil Seymour often would have been a really good, who's that guy, the bright bar guy who

[00:35:43] ran Trump campaign?

[00:35:44] Steve Brandon.

[00:35:45] Steve Brandon.

[00:35:46] I said that.

[00:35:47] I said that on this on this program.

[00:35:48] Did you?

[00:35:49] You're going to become a fucking president.

[00:35:50] I'm going to make you president.

[00:35:51] Because when Nick said that all I could think of was like for whatever reason.

[00:36:00] It would be amazing as Bannon.

[00:36:02] Just let me be fun, believe me.

[00:36:04] Yeah.

[00:36:05] We should also be Trump.

[00:36:06] We should do.

[00:36:07] Often.

[00:36:08] My friends, you got you at a point you were pretty close.

[00:36:10] It's somewhere in there.

[00:36:12] It's something like that.

[00:36:13] Yeah, that's pretty close.

[00:36:14] I don't know.

[00:36:15] Let's see.

[00:36:16] Far away.

[00:36:17] You saw the...

[00:36:18] Although I will say I've gotten much better at Steve Buscemi.

[00:36:19] Yeah, you have.

[00:36:21] I can fucking do him now.

[00:36:22] That sounds a little gimade.

[00:36:23] No, it doesn't fucking sound like Paul Jimade.

[00:36:26] What's gimade?

[00:36:27] I just want to get my dick sucked by a child.

[00:36:30] Is that too much dance?

[00:36:33] To just have a child suck my dick.

[00:36:38] Relax, man.

[00:36:39] Let's have some wine.

[00:36:40] Jesus fucking Christ.

[00:36:41] Does somebody want to let this guy fuck a kid or what?

[00:36:45] Fuck dude.

[00:36:46] Let's go around the room real quick.

[00:36:50] Woody Allen.

[00:36:51] Guilty.

[00:36:52] Guilty.

[00:36:53] Anison.

[00:36:54] Guilty for sure.

[00:36:55] Jewishly guilty.

[00:36:56] Misunderstood.

[00:36:57] Jazz.

[00:36:58] Oh, you have a number of jazz there in it.

[00:37:00] So she was 21 when they first hooked up.

[00:37:04] These people didn't fucking fuck my retarded daughter.

[00:37:06] Maybe 19.

[00:37:08] She was on a trip home from college.

[00:37:11] That is weird.

[00:37:12] You have to admit that.

[00:37:13] They didn't start chilling according to the article.

[00:37:15] Bro, that's a little fucking weird until she was 18.

[00:37:19] I'm so...

[00:37:20] His daughter.

[00:37:21] Credit Woody Allen.

[00:37:22] That wasn't his daughter.

[00:37:23] For inventing on the breathing of the prince and the younger.

[00:37:26] It's Andre Preven's daughter.

[00:37:27] Yeah.

[00:37:28] Do you think we should get his daughter?

[00:37:29] No, it's his girlfriend's daughter.

[00:37:30] You should get his star in the walk of fame back for that alone.

[00:37:33] Your girlfriend's daughter.

[00:37:34] What?

[00:37:35] I said he should get his star in the walk of fame back for that alone.

[00:37:37] Who, Woody?

[00:37:38] You're coming up with the breathing on the pussy through the underwear.

[00:37:41] Yep.

[00:37:42] That was his myth.

[00:37:43] Classic myth.

[00:37:44] Classic myth.

[00:37:45] And a lot of people don't give him credit for that.

[00:37:49] I'm just saying, try it out.

[00:37:51] I do not think that he should get his star back for that alone.

[00:37:55] I would like to be on the record.

[00:37:57] Yeah.

[00:37:58] Like, where'd you learn that?

[00:37:59] Imagine you doing that and going over so well.

[00:38:04] Imagine Woody Allen going down it.

[00:38:07] You're like, well, you know how Woody Allen allegedly raped his three-year-old daughter

[00:38:14] or whatever?

[00:38:15] Yes, ma'am.

[00:38:16] Yeah, I got to pick it up from that.

[00:38:18] I think he's innocent, by the way, but I like...

[00:38:20] And we love you too, soon, eh?

[00:38:25] Imagine Woody Allen going down on a woman and just starting sneezing, like just starting

[00:38:28] to sneeze all of her pussies.

[00:38:30] I don't think we explained yes, ma'am on the show.

[00:38:33] Oh, no, yes, ma'am was rippin'.

[00:38:35] Yes, ma'am is like good boys, like good big boys.

[00:38:38] I get these cousins that are just like...

[00:38:40] They're in their 30s and they look like they're still growing at like six foot six and 300

[00:38:47] pounds.

[00:38:48] Yeah.

[00:38:49] But they don't look fat.

[00:38:50] They're big.

[00:38:51] No, they're fat.

[00:38:52] Oh, are they?

[00:38:53] Yeah, they're husky, I guess.

[00:38:54] But, you know, like basketball shorts and slides.

[00:38:55] Right, right, right.

[00:38:56] They don't know how to buy clothes that fit.

[00:38:57] Oh, my brother's a yes, ma'am guy too.

[00:38:59] Yeah, yeah.

[00:39:00] My brother Nick, they have to love breakfast.

[00:39:01] Yeah, they love breakfast is a big thing.

[00:39:03] They love their families.

[00:39:04] They love their families.

[00:39:05] They can't wait to say sir.

[00:39:06] They love helping their families.

[00:39:07] Right, they can't wait to say sir at a grandpa.

[00:39:10] Yes.

[00:39:11] And like bring him as slippers or whatever.

[00:39:13] We love you too, grandpa.

[00:39:15] Yes, sir, grandpa.

[00:39:16] Yes, ma'am.

[00:39:17] Yes, ma'am, grandma, we love you, grandma.

[00:39:18] I would love more hash browns, grandma.

[00:39:19] I would love an extra sausage, my grandma.

[00:39:22] Thank you.

[00:39:23] That's right.

[00:39:24] I start every day with respect and a 15,000 calorie breakfast.

[00:39:28] Dude, it's insane how much my little brother eat.

[00:39:32] He's more than me.

[00:39:33] Yeah.

[00:39:34] He just fucking works out and is a yes, ma'am guy.

[00:39:37] Mm-mm, mmm-mm, mmm-mm, mmm-mm.

[00:39:39] Breakfast.

[00:39:40] Yes, ma'am.

[00:39:41] Yes, ma'am.

[00:39:42] But the breakfast?

[00:39:44] But the breakfast, ma'am.

[00:39:45] But the breakfast, ma'am.

[00:39:46] But the breakfast, ma'am.

[00:39:47] Yes, grandma, I would like to eat your pussy, ma'am.

[00:39:50] Yes, I do, my grandma.

[00:39:52] Yes, ma'am.

[00:39:53] Yes, ma'am.

[00:39:54] I have had sex with my own father, grandmother.

[00:39:57] Oh, suck me.

[00:39:58] Suck me very good.

[00:39:59] Suck me very good.

[00:40:00] Wait.

[00:40:01] I think that porn star Rocco Sefredi in that documentary said he had sex with his grandma.

[00:40:05] No, shut up.

[00:40:06] Maybe it was just some old bitch.

[00:40:08] Wow.

[00:40:09] I'm forgetting.

[00:40:10] Talk about Rocco's modern life.

[00:40:11] Jesus Christ.

[00:40:12] Talk about Rocco's modern life over here.

[00:40:15] That document is amazing.

[00:40:17] You guys are about to say porn star Rocco Sefredi.

[00:40:19] Finally had sex with his own grandma.

[00:40:21] Talk about Rocco's modern life over here.

[00:40:24] Remember there was a cartoon I would put on when I was having sex with one of the boys

[00:40:28] in the neighborhood.

[00:40:29] A lot of people started having gay sex in fourth grade, I'd say.

[00:40:36] Joe, do you want to fuck Rocco Sefredi?

[00:40:38] Yeah, I guess I could.

[00:40:40] How nice those bathrooms in Italy are.

[00:40:46] I know it brought it up before, but that documentary is unbelievable.

[00:40:49] Yeah, you love that doc.

[00:40:51] He's just so passionate about pussy.

[00:40:53] I've never heard someone talk about was he molested like what the fuck.

[00:40:58] I think maybe it wasn't his grandma, but I think he was an old lady.

[00:41:01] I had the, you know, his dick is huge.

[00:41:03] He's like, my dick was so hard and he just pulled it out and this old lady just sucked

[00:41:09] his dick and he left it shamed like crying.

[00:41:12] I think he said it was like one suck too.

[00:41:14] That's awesome.

[00:41:15] But so this guy was literally his dick was so big he was objectified for it.

[00:41:20] By like an old Italian, but you needed a taste of that fucking 12 year old wife in Italy.

[00:41:26] Just people commuting by mommy.

[00:41:28] I'm here.

[00:41:29] I feel like it's under grandma.

[00:41:31] You go do you fucking your mommy and then you fucking your mommy's mommy.

[00:41:36] How you making a suss with a hearted dick?

[00:41:38] You come here.

[00:41:39] You have to go any tiny ball.

[00:41:40] I love the second you dick you make it a sauce.

[00:41:43] I love the mommy's.

[00:41:45] Yes ma'am.

[00:41:46] Yes ma'am.

[00:41:47] Yes ma'am, the Italian's the original yes ma'am.

[00:41:50] That's why it's incestuous.

[00:41:54] The yes ma'am boys are wholesome.

[00:41:55] They love breakfast.

[00:41:56] They have a genuine love for their grandparents.

[00:41:59] The Italians love dinner and sauce.

[00:42:00] That's true.

[00:42:01] And promiscuity and all the darker elements.

[00:42:05] Of course.

[00:42:06] Dinner time is a very promiscuous meal.

[00:42:09] Fuck that shit.

[00:42:10] It's the naughtiest meal of all.

[00:42:11] It's the naughtiest it's incestuous.

[00:42:13] Breakfast is wholesome.

[00:42:14] Wholesome as breakfast.

[00:42:15] Lunch is pretty wholesome too.

[00:42:16] Lunch is alright I guess.

[00:42:18] But it's more business also.

[00:42:19] Breakfast only.

[00:42:20] Breakfast only and then the rest of the day for chores in the Bible.

[00:42:26] That would make sense.

[00:42:27] You have breakfast at 4.15 am.

[00:42:29] Well there's two things we love.

[00:42:31] The Padres and heaven breakfast.

[00:42:34] Tim.

[00:42:37] What kind of guy should we rebrand as?

[00:42:40] Us?

[00:42:41] You know.

[00:42:42] I don't think I could be a yes ma'am guy.

[00:42:43] I do love breakfast.

[00:42:46] I don't respect my elders.

[00:42:47] I was saying I really want to be one of those worn out guys from one of those recent period

[00:42:51] dramas.

[00:42:52] He's like you know maybe working at the state archives in spotlight.

[00:42:57] And they're like wait a minute.

[00:42:59] You mean people knew about this the whole time?

[00:43:01] It's like yeah nobody gave a shit.

[00:43:02] Right.

[00:43:03] We tried talking about it.

[00:43:04] You tried to do a 10 years ago.

[00:43:05] You tried to do something 10 years ago.

[00:43:06] One of those.

[00:43:07] You want to be like a librarian.

[00:43:08] Yeah but one of the burned out ones smoking cigarettes.

[00:43:11] You think anybody gets a shit about it.

[00:43:13] Yeah.

[00:43:16] Working down in the basement.

[00:43:17] What about it gives a shit about it.

[00:43:19] Although Lester got some good pussy too.

[00:43:21] Remember that?

[00:43:22] That's a lot of pussy.

[00:43:23] He got like a stripper just was his girlfriend.

[00:43:25] Which seems pretty unethical.

[00:43:29] But good for him.

[00:43:30] That's something I love about the wire.

[00:43:31] He like saved a troubled woman.

[00:43:33] He was Captain Sabre.

[00:43:34] Yeah he started smoking.

[00:43:35] Yeah he started smoking a stripper.

[00:43:36] Yeah.

[00:43:37] Alright McNuddy.

[00:43:38] Damn shout out to Lester and British black guy also.

[00:43:45] Did you know that?

[00:43:47] String?

[00:43:48] No no.

[00:43:49] Lester he was British too.

[00:43:50] Oh really?

[00:43:51] That actor.

[00:43:52] Yeah.

[00:43:53] String.

[00:43:54] They either went west Baltimore like straight from the hood or they went British Shakespearean

[00:43:58] actor.

[00:43:59] Some of it has never acted before that has like lead paint poison.

[00:44:05] That pronounces dog dug.

[00:44:07] Yeah.

[00:44:08] Or yeah cause like Snoop was.

[00:44:11] Snoop ruled.

[00:44:12] But yeah it's a real criminal.

[00:44:13] Basically it was raised by drugs.

[00:44:15] Yeah.

[00:44:16] Mm hmm.

[00:44:17] Her parent was crack.

[00:44:18] Well that's how you get to be gay.

[00:44:21] It's good to be back with the boys.

[00:44:23] Yeah it was for a little bit there.

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:27] But especially when we said um.

[00:44:29] Yes man.

[00:44:30] No.

[00:44:31] Just something about being gay.

[00:44:33] Yeah yeah.

[00:44:34] Just something about loving having gay sex.

[00:44:36] Get down my head.

[00:44:37] That's right.

[00:44:38] Yeah.

[00:44:39] Haverick gay sex.

[00:44:40] Haverick gay sex.

[00:44:41] Yeah now I'm laughing about it.

[00:44:47] We should just go do a show in Haverick Grace.

[00:44:49] Yeah.

[00:44:50] The ultimate disrespect.

[00:44:52] I titled the last episode.

[00:44:53] I don't know if you guys saw it.

[00:44:54] R2-Me2.

[00:44:55] I did not.

[00:44:56] I don't know if anyone's already done that bit but.

[00:44:59] Little robot.

[00:45:00] That's a good bit.

[00:45:01] It's like.

[00:45:02] They're like Han Solo did what do you?

[00:45:06] He's been.

[00:45:07] He's been.

[00:45:08] He's been.

[00:45:09] He fucked my little robot pussy.

[00:45:14] You already did the bit that he was just saying the end.

[00:45:17] Yeah that's an old.

[00:45:18] That's an old classic.

[00:45:20] R2 Lando is right there.

[00:45:25] Lando I'm so sorry.

[00:45:26] It happens all the time.

[00:45:28] Literally the only one in space.

[00:45:33] It's so funny to get mad at black people being in Star Wars.

[00:45:41] Why is that?

[00:45:44] The funniest thing 4chan did was when that new Star Wars came out and there was that

[00:45:48] black storm trooper.

[00:45:50] Yeah.

[00:45:51] And they got a leaked version of it and somehow got some news site to report that Republicans

[00:45:56] were mad that it's basically D-Ray in space.

[00:45:59] It's like fake.

[00:46:05] Is 4chan still kicking?

[00:46:06] I don't know.

[00:46:08] Who knows.

[00:46:09] I think it's all on Reddit now.

[00:46:10] Is it 4chan all about Q and on now?

[00:46:13] Speaking of which you see the Jim Norton documentary?

[00:46:16] Documentary.

[00:46:17] Yeah.

[00:46:18] The O&A guys have been making documentaries about everybody.

[00:46:20] What?

[00:46:21] The meme one about Ant and then they did one about Joe Madreese.

[00:46:23] Joe Madreese what?

[00:46:25] I didn't watch either the Ant or the Madreese.

[00:46:26] What do you mean by a documentary?

[00:46:31] They got interviews and stuff or they just cut together a bunch of shit.

[00:46:35] A lot of footage from the show.

[00:46:37] What O&A guys?

[00:46:38] On Reddit?

[00:46:39] Yeah.

[00:46:40] That's because they got an hour and 20 minute long documentary about Jim Norton called The

[00:46:44] Worm His Turn.

[00:46:45] What the fuck?

[00:46:46] You're mad at doing that with your life.

[00:46:51] Dude, it's really well done.

[00:46:53] Really?

[00:46:54] Yeah.

[00:46:55] I don't know if he's actually British or he's just like good at doing the voice.

[00:46:59] But he's like, oh he's doing it.

[00:47:00] Oh, he did like Adam Curtis.

[00:47:02] The word is really funny because like this like all these like, that's amazing.

[00:47:06] There's jokes in there like he's talking about how like Jim like turned on Louis CK or whatever.

[00:47:10] Did he?

[00:47:11] He's like, it's like this is in stock contrast to a lot of his fellow comedians opinions.

[00:47:16] Even fat piece of shit Robert Kelly defended those.

[00:47:19] That rock.

[00:47:25] Yeah.

[00:47:26] Was Joe Manner even on O&A?

[00:47:35] No, I don't know.

[00:47:37] I don't know.

[00:47:38] I like Joe, but I didn't realize that he was part of those guys.

[00:47:40] I mean, I like barely even know anything about O&A Anthony.

[00:47:43] I mostly was like a Patrice fan.

[00:47:45] Exactly.

[00:47:46] Yeah.

[00:47:47] You listen to YouTube clips in Patrice.

[00:47:48] Yeah, I only know O&A from you to Louis and some Louis ones.

[00:47:52] Look like someone on the comments last last time.

[00:47:53] He's on to rest.

[00:47:54] And why did I we stole Cruz and Joe from Cruz and Colin?

[00:47:59] And it's like, I'm sorry.

[00:48:01] I don't have like a calling someone gay.

[00:48:03] He's psychopedia.

[00:48:04] Everything.

[00:48:05] Anthony Kumiya ever said in my pocket hand.

[00:48:07] Also, I'll say he bends and calling someone gay as a bit.

[00:48:11] Yeah.

[00:48:12] Just calling it a random comedian.

[00:48:14] Yeah.

[00:48:15] Yeah.

[00:48:16] No, that is again, Cruz and Colin, that could be fun.

[00:48:19] Yeah.

[00:48:20] Oh boy, can I suck your cock in this bathroom?

[00:48:23] That's my Colin.

[00:48:24] That's a great Colin.

[00:48:25] It sounds exactly like him.

[00:48:27] I wasn't even going to attempt it because I know I can't even come close.

[00:48:30] No, you could probably do it.

[00:48:32] I can't think of what he sounds like.

[00:48:33] Does he have a speech impediment?

[00:48:34] It's real New York.

[00:48:35] He sounds New York.

[00:48:36] Yeah, it's very New York.

[00:48:37] Yeah, yeah.

[00:48:38] I feel like, yeah.

[00:48:39] No, I didn't have a speech impediment.

[00:48:42] You know.

[00:48:43] But is he?

[00:48:44] No.

[00:48:45] He runs his words together or something?

[00:48:48] I don't know.

[00:48:49] I don't know.

[00:48:50] He's a...

[00:48:51] Yeah, I can't even...

[00:48:52] He's a king.

[00:48:53] I can't get a full, like, clear image in my head of what his voice sounds like.

[00:48:57] So I know I can't do an impression.

[00:49:00] I mean, I'm sure if we heard it, I don't think I can.

[00:49:04] You could at some point, dude.

[00:49:05] I believe in you.

[00:49:06] I'm Colin Quinn.

[00:49:07] I'm gay.

[00:49:08] I'm Colin Quinn.

[00:49:09] And I'm gay.

[00:49:10] I'm Ryan Shut.

[00:49:11] I'm gay.

[00:49:12] And I'm also Colin Quinn.

[00:49:13] I'm kind of Ryan Shut.

[00:49:15] I'm ahead of advertising.

[00:49:17] I'm gay.

[00:49:18] Oh, that sounds like John Hamm.

[00:49:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:49:21] Why?

[00:49:22] I'm Ryan Shut.

[00:49:23] Why would you be named Ryan Shut?

[00:49:24] If you couldn't put your mouth on another man's penis.

[00:49:32] A man's dick isn't just a hawk.

[00:49:34] It's an opportunity.

[00:49:36] Something to aspire to.

[00:49:38] It's something that is inside of us all.

[00:49:42] Taking a dick inside of you.

[00:49:44] That's the campaign.

[00:49:45] I'm Ryan Shut.

[00:49:46] I'm gay.

[00:49:47] And I'm also Obama.

[00:49:48] And I'm Barack Obama.

[00:49:49] I'm gay.

[00:49:50] Don, are you okay?

[00:49:51] Don, are you all right?

[00:49:52] Don.

[00:49:53] Don.

[00:49:54] Don.

[00:49:55] Don.

[00:49:56] Don.

[00:49:57] Don.

[00:49:58] Don.

[00:49:59] Don.

[00:50:00] He's just taking acid in his fucking room.

[00:50:03] What are memories?

[00:50:04] Are they aspirational?

[00:50:05] What do memories mean to us?

[00:50:08] Does it mean being gay with another man?

[00:50:12] The U-Pole right?

[00:50:16] You can use them to take pictures of men you've just had anonymous gay sex with.

[00:50:20] Pittsburgh doesn't make steel.

[00:50:22] They make gay men.

[00:50:23] Like Ryan Shut, who I am.

[00:50:25] And I'm also Obama and I'm also gay.

[00:50:29] And I'm also Barack Obama.

[00:50:31] A child that has yet to be born.

[00:50:37] A child whose teen mom is somewhere being down with a swirl.

[00:50:44] Yeah, it's funny calling people gay as different guys.

[00:50:50] Barack Obama.

[00:50:52] What the fuck is John Hamm up to, man?

[00:50:56] I feel like he should have been in like a big ass movie right now.

[00:50:58] He was in baby driver.

[00:51:00] He does all the voiceovers for like Mercedes.

[00:51:01] Yeah, he's on everything.

[00:51:02] Yeah, he's don't get me wrong.

[00:51:04] I know he's caked up.

[00:51:05] Mercedes.

[00:51:06] It's a car you can have gay sex in.

[00:51:09] The thing I love about our Mercedes is the amount of gay sex you could find.

[00:51:15] Why come to Bethlehem?

[00:51:17] What about Bethlehem is great.

[00:51:22] Possibly the ability to have unlimited gay sex.

[00:51:28] Pittsburgh, the home of gay sex.

[00:51:30] Who's that episode?

[00:51:31] He's trying to like, he's not trying to sell US Steel.

[00:51:33] He's trying to sell Pennsylvania or something.

[00:51:35] I don't remember that one.

[00:51:36] No, I don't remember that.

[00:51:38] I remember that wasn't one of the cigarette guy trying to rape him or something or.

[00:51:42] No, no, no, no.

[00:51:43] He tried to rape Sal.

[00:51:44] Yeah, the guy.

[00:51:45] Yeah, Sal.

[00:51:46] Sal, the guy who just loved his mother so much.

[00:51:50] Damn.

[00:51:51] That's what being gay used to be.

[00:51:56] Just loving your mom.

[00:51:57] But that's what being Italian.

[00:51:59] I know.

[00:52:00] So Sal was double Italian.

[00:52:02] But that's what I was saying the other day when you were talking about train guys being

[00:52:04] gay, Sal went and became a train guy after he was like, he was a great homosexual.

[00:52:10] Yeah, yeah.

[00:52:11] He just got a bindle and got a yes, dude.

[00:52:13] They like cut to him and I swear to God they cut to him and he's like warming his fucking

[00:52:18] shit around a fire and the implication is him and the boys are about to have gay sex.

[00:52:21] I watch mad man.

[00:52:22] I never really got into it.

[00:52:24] It's not I'm not.

[00:52:26] Now people are going to get mad at me.

[00:52:28] I didn't think it was that good.

[00:52:30] It's good.

[00:52:31] But it feels like the kind of thing.

[00:52:32] It's like the seasons you got the gist of it and it never really went in.

[00:52:35] Yeah, I agree.

[00:52:36] I like the wish you Jesus.

[00:52:37] And it's not I just started the sopranos again last night.

[00:52:40] You just watched that dude.

[00:52:41] Yeah, maybe I'll rewatch that.

[00:52:45] I wish I could do I wish I could do a fucking gandalfini.

[00:52:48] You know, that's good.

[00:52:49] Yeah.

[00:52:50] Yeah.

[00:52:51] Hold on.

[00:52:52] The game.

[00:52:53] Yeah.

[00:52:54] Yeah.

[00:52:55] What the fuck is matter with you?

[00:52:56] The fuck is a man.

[00:52:57] The fuck is a man with you.

[00:52:58] I got a practice.

[00:52:59] Yeah.

[00:53:00] Damn.

[00:53:01] I'm going to figure out.

[00:53:02] He does like he does an S H sound for an S he's like dish.

[00:53:06] You know, yeah.

[00:53:07] Yeah.

[00:53:08] Yeah.

[00:53:09] There's calm.

[00:53:10] You said we were going to have gay sex.

[00:53:11] No, I work on it.

[00:53:12] I got it.

[00:53:13] That's going to go back in the workshop.

[00:53:14] I'm not coming back.

[00:53:15] You're a decent friend.

[00:53:16] Why you wise we're gay sopranos will happen.

[00:53:20] Home home.

[00:53:21] Pull your cock out of my head.

[00:53:23] Home.

[00:53:24] You're going around town fucking all the black guy.

[00:53:27] He's all black guys to fuck home.

[00:53:32] Palm.

[00:53:33] The fuck is a matter with you.

[00:53:35] The fuck you mean I love died today.

[00:53:37] The look of your fucking man.

[00:53:40] How where is he?

[00:53:41] Where is he?

[00:53:42] Where is he?

[00:53:43] I don't know.

[00:53:44] I got to think about it.

[00:53:46] Think about it.

[00:53:47] So fucking situation.

[00:53:48] She was a fucking horror.

[00:53:51] I can do Ralph.

[00:53:54] I cannot believe I cannot believe how much Ralph disrespected the

[00:53:57] being man.

[00:53:58] Yeah.

[00:53:59] Feeling that.

[00:54:00] Yeah.

[00:54:01] Yeah.

[00:54:02] He's like, come on man.

[00:54:03] Show some fucking respect to the being.

[00:54:05] Because he got it says that my body.

[00:54:06] That might become my life's work is to be able to do a functional

[00:54:09] impression of every single character of the sopranos.

[00:54:12] Including the women.

[00:54:13] Including the women.

[00:54:14] Okay.

[00:54:15] You know what your problem is Tony.

[00:54:17] That could be any of the.

[00:54:19] Yeah.

[00:54:20] Yeah.

[00:54:21] No, that's not melphy.

[00:54:22] Remember when like Tony's sort of kind of might fucked Adriana?

[00:54:26] Yeah.

[00:54:27] And then they get in that accident.

[00:54:29] Yeah.

[00:54:30] Yeah.

[00:54:31] But it was weird.

[00:54:32] Yeah.

[00:54:33] He technically didn't do it but he probably was going to, right?

[00:54:34] Yeah.

[00:54:35] He's a monster.

[00:54:36] Damn.

[00:54:37] He's a bad guy.

[00:54:38] He's got such a cute smile.

[00:54:39] I mean I root for him.

[00:54:41] Yeah.

[00:54:42] Yeah.

[00:54:43] We root for bad people.

[00:54:44] He's a boss.

[00:54:45] Dude, you gotta.

[00:54:46] Exactly.

[00:54:47] Some people love this show.

[00:54:48] We all secretly want Woody Allen to get his star back for inventing the breathing on the

[00:54:52] pussy.

[00:54:53] We do not just Nick.

[00:54:55] We do not.

[00:54:56] We do not.

[00:54:57] And every American star is not very American.

[00:55:00] They imagine Barack Obama.

[00:55:02] Right.

[00:55:03] Right.

[00:55:04] Right.

[00:55:05] Right.

[00:55:06] Restoring Woody Allen.

[00:55:07] Today.

[00:55:08] Today we honor Woody Allen for inventing the pussy breathing over the panties move.

[00:55:18] P.S.I.

[00:55:26] Dang it.

[00:55:29] I'm just flailing the mic around with my teeth.

[00:55:30] Adam's dementia.

[00:55:31] His teeth.

[00:55:32] Ryan shit.

[00:55:33] My pants.

[00:55:34] I'm Ryan shit.

[00:55:35] And I'm kidding.

[00:55:36] Oh fuck dude.

[00:55:37] Yeah.

[00:55:38] You know, I'm mad that Mr. Doubtfather didn't come up on the show because I feel like that

[00:55:47] would have been a great thing to riff out and it kind of was wasted.

[00:55:49] Yeah.

[00:55:50] Even even recanting or recounting it.

[00:55:52] It wasn't it's like when you microwave fries.

[00:55:54] Ain't the same man.

[00:55:56] It's exactly like when you microwave fries.

[00:55:58] It's not the same bro.

[00:56:01] If you microwave them and then maybe toast them.

[00:56:03] Yeah, you microwave anything and tastes like fucking shit second time.

[00:56:06] No.

[00:56:07] Name one thing that's better in the microwave.

[00:56:09] Uh.

[00:56:10] Uh.

[00:56:11] Not better but serviceable.

[00:56:13] Yeah.

[00:56:14] It's like a porridge.

[00:56:16] Nice in the microwave.

[00:56:17] Rice is the best.

[00:56:18] Yeah.

[00:56:19] My man's saving and reheating porridge.

[00:56:21] I haven't had porridge in like 12 years probably.

[00:56:28] But it's exactly.

[00:56:29] I respect that move.

[00:56:30] So chilly.

[00:56:31] How about that?

[00:56:32] Chili motherfucker.

[00:56:33] Better than the first time.

[00:56:34] Yes.

[00:56:35] Actually because of the flavors.

[00:56:36] You guys stove heat the chili on the stove.

[00:56:38] I mean but it's just.

[00:56:40] I think that when I make a spaghetti bolognese the next day it's better.

[00:56:43] Yeah.

[00:56:44] It's cool.

[00:56:45] No in the microwave.

[00:56:46] Oh you would.

[00:56:47] No it's because you know it's not better than it would be cold because the chili gets

[00:56:51] better as it ages.

[00:56:53] True.

[00:56:54] So that's not the microwave making it better.

[00:56:56] That's time.

[00:56:57] Yeah but motherfucker you know we can look at what it is and what it isn't but it just

[00:57:02] is better out of the microwave.

[00:57:03] Yeah.

[00:57:04] You know what I mean?

[00:57:05] Damn.

[00:57:06] I want to kill myself.

[00:57:07] I hope I die soon.

[00:57:09] No you're going to live unfortunately.

[00:57:11] It's nice that you've gone from.

[00:57:14] I want to kill myself to.

[00:57:16] I'm going to kill myself.

[00:57:18] Yeah.

[00:57:19] Just like a person.

[00:57:20] It is so annoying to be like because I was like so happy for a week when I could first

[00:57:23] walk and then I was like I'm on the road it feels awesome.

[00:57:25] Then this weekend it was fun but I was like oh yeah no now that it's normal I want to

[00:57:30] kill myself again.

[00:57:31] Yeah.

[00:57:32] Once it just becomes life even though.

[00:57:35] Shouts out to the come boys.

[00:57:36] We have a bunch of come boys that are like.

[00:57:40] Like in Lafayette.

[00:57:41] In Lafayette that are like what's the like good kind of lawyer like public defenders.

[00:57:47] Oh cool yeah yeah.

[00:57:49] Shouts out to them I don't want to say their names because you know.

[00:57:52] Yes ma'am.

[00:57:54] But they also had I went to their house after the show and just got stoned to shitting eight

[00:58:01] pizza.

[00:58:02] Oh cool.

[00:58:03] It's pretty tight.

[00:58:04] Yeah they're doing something good for the world for the world.

[00:58:06] Stony baloney.

[00:58:07] And then in motherfucking New Orleans I just had we should get some oysters boys.

[00:58:11] We should go get oysters.

[00:58:12] Dude we always talk about getting a boy's just last year it was great.

[00:58:16] Yeah.

[00:58:17] Boysters are good.

[00:58:18] I got something New Orleans they were good but they were going to roll with beach beach

[00:58:20] for a last summer.

[00:58:21] Rob.

[00:58:22] Yeah.

[00:58:23] Summer's over dude it was Labor Day.

[00:58:25] Oh is it?

[00:58:26] No technically summer all doesn't fall doesn't start until September 20 seconds.

[00:58:30] That's exactly correct.

[00:58:31] How did you do that off the top of your head because it's not.

[00:58:34] It's like an easy.

[00:58:36] Damn how'd you know when Christmas.

[00:58:39] No dude.

[00:58:40] No the first day of fall is not Christmas.

[00:58:43] That's not it.

[00:58:44] Yes that's a hard that's a that's an interesting.

[00:58:46] That's a pull.

[00:58:47] Right Adam?

[00:58:48] No respect on the pool.

[00:58:49] Thank you.

[00:58:50] I don't think so.

[00:58:51] When is the first day of spring?

[00:58:53] First day of spring is a.

[00:58:56] So you know fall more interesting.

[00:59:00] Wait hold on.

[00:59:01] Yeah Nick.

[00:59:02] It's always it's always like the 22nd because like June 22nd is the beginning of summer I

[00:59:07] think.

[00:59:08] Really?

[00:59:09] I think.

[00:59:10] Interesting.

[00:59:11] Yeah so June July August September.

[00:59:14] Are all the seasons the same length in days?

[00:59:16] Yeah yeah.

[00:59:17] They are.

[00:59:18] Yeah 365 isn't.

[00:59:19] Yes ma'am.

[00:59:20] Remember.

[00:59:21] Yes.

[00:59:22] Yeah 365 you can't divide by four dog.

[00:59:24] Yes ma'am.

[00:59:25] You're fucking lying.

[00:59:26] Yeah but not all the days have the same.

[00:59:27] But there's the month's.

[00:59:28] Yeah but the months don't have the same amount of days.

[00:59:31] So what?

[00:59:32] So it doesn't matter if it's equally divisible by four.

[00:59:36] We are.

[00:59:40] We are the dumbest.

[00:59:41] It doesn't go by month.

[00:59:43] We're the dumbest motherfuckers.

[00:59:45] Like seasons don't go by month.

[00:59:47] They go by days.

[00:59:48] Dasha was listening to the.

[00:59:49] Oh oh oh do you mean do the do the seasons have the same amount of days the answer is

[00:59:53] no.

[00:59:54] Okay.

[00:59:55] No they're roughly three months each.

[00:59:57] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:59:58] All right fun.

[01:00:00] Which I was completely right about the colors by the way.

[01:00:02] No you weren't.

[01:00:03] Yes I remember what we talked about.

[01:00:04] We were talking about the colors she just walked into the room and was like you guys

[01:00:08] are fucking.

[01:00:09] No and then what Dasha said was wrong.

[01:00:11] I think I was right.

[01:00:12] I don't remember what I said but I was right.

[01:00:14] I said that blue and yellow were opposites.

[01:00:17] Which I was not.

[01:00:18] Yes they are dude.

[01:00:19] You mix blue and yellow to get green.

[01:00:22] So how are they opposite?

[01:00:24] I think we're on opposite sides of the color wheel.

[01:00:27] White people and black people are opposite.

[01:00:29] That is true.

[01:00:30] No no no the color.

[01:00:31] You didn't say the people.

[01:00:33] Let's look up.

[01:00:34] And then he says something about the Chinese.

[01:00:36] No we're not getting back.

[01:00:37] We're not doing colors again man.

[01:00:39] We're not getting back into this.

[01:00:41] This is a dark dark hole to go.

[01:00:43] Dude I'm going to get a dark hole.

[01:00:44] I'm at this kid this weekend.

[01:00:46] This kid Ian.

[01:00:47] Which one?

[01:00:48] Who's uh no different Ian.

[01:00:50] Who is I want kind of want to bring him on the show but I don't want to feel like I'm

[01:00:54] exploiting him.

[01:00:55] He's retarded.

[01:00:55] He's retarded.

[01:00:57] I wouldn't say that but he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he would

[01:01:01] say all this wild shit dude.

[01:01:04] Is no one listening on headphones?

[01:01:05] No.

[01:01:06] No.

[01:01:07] Are all these mics good?

[01:01:08] I set the levels.

[01:01:09] Alright.

[01:01:10] It doesn't matter.

[01:01:11] Yeah it seems good.

[01:01:12] Adam talk.

[01:01:13] Check.

[01:01:14] Yeah check.

[01:01:15] I'm just wondering if I'm just taking four minutes.

[01:01:19] Check.

[01:01:20] Anyway so you're with this kid Ian.

[01:01:24] Oh yeah he was saying just the funniest shit.

[01:01:26] He's like we're working on a thing.

[01:01:29] He was working in a bathroom at one of the locations and they he got fired or something

[01:01:35] so he like sent an email to the production company and asked for a PA job and they gave

[01:01:38] it to him.

[01:01:39] But you can ask him like any question and he would just respond to it with some wild

[01:01:43] nonsense.

[01:01:45] And he's like he's like he's like he's got a girlfriend at Harvard.

[01:01:49] Nice.

[01:01:50] His name is Skylar after the girl from Goodwill Hunting and my friend was like are you good

[01:01:54] at math?

[01:01:55] Are you like good will hunting?

[01:01:56] And he was like no I'm not really good at math.

[01:01:58] I'm good enough to fake it.

[01:01:59] It's like that's literally the one thing you can't fake.

[01:02:03] No sense.

[01:02:04] You can't fake math.

[01:02:05] It's not like looking like you're playing guitar.

[01:02:07] I mean you could.

[01:02:08] Like you want.

[01:02:09] It has everything.

[01:02:10] I'm just telling people you're good at math and then no one asking any questions because

[01:02:14] that's the least interesting thing you could say.

[01:02:16] So I was laughing so hard him saying that and then he's like I came back and he's telling

[01:02:20] a story about like yeah in high school and team sports I love playing team sports where

[01:02:24] we played pranks on the other team.

[01:02:26] Like one time we pretended I was a genius.

[01:02:29] The implication being that he's clearly not to pretend to the team is like let's pretend

[01:02:35] he is a genius and he doesn't understand that like they were all just fucking.

[01:02:39] So you better.

[01:02:40] Sorry.

[01:02:41] Yeah.

[01:02:42] What even is that prank?

[01:02:44] I'm a retarded guy.

[01:02:45] What did he think the prank was?

[01:02:48] Yeah.

[01:02:49] And then I saw his laugh and so Harvard him saying that and he goes he goes you want to

[01:02:53] know something cool I could do and I go what he goes bullwips.

[01:02:56] I go what I'm cracking him and he goes I could do more than that.

[01:03:00] And then he explains that he puts a piece of linguine in his mouth and cracks the linguine

[01:03:04] with the bullwip and he's like for the I don't want to say the name of it because I want

[01:03:08] people finding this guy.

[01:03:09] Yeah.

[01:03:10] He showed me a video of him in a talent show and he's like cracking linguine out of his

[01:03:15] mouth with a bullwip.

[01:03:16] I get it.

[01:03:17] Do they find him?

[01:03:18] Oh yeah.

[01:03:19] Out of that.

[01:03:20] Out of that video alone.

[01:03:21] Yeah.

[01:03:24] You're like RIPE.

[01:03:26] Like computer noises.

[01:03:27] They're like downloading he and social security to yeah posting Ian social on to relaxing his

[01:03:36] sister's tits raping Ian's family via iCloud hacks.

[01:03:42] Oh no.

[01:03:44] I got to go.

[01:03:45] I think we got to go.

[01:03:47] Little Miss Adam has to go to her.

[01:03:49] He's copying the app.

[01:03:51] Adam has something so important yet.

[01:03:53] What are you doing?

[01:03:54] Sucking a man.

[01:03:55] I got to go home and do something.

[01:03:57] Put yourself down.

[01:03:58] You have to do.

[01:03:59] It's a it's a personal thing.

[01:04:00] It has to do with that small dick cream that you guys brought up.

[01:04:03] Oh nice.

[01:04:04] Yeah.

[01:04:05] You have to rub it on your ass.

[01:04:06] Rop Rop Rosco needs his butter fingers.

[01:04:09] Rosco.

[01:04:10] Damn.

[01:04:11] Yeah.

[01:04:12] My your son.

[01:04:13] My illegitimate child or dashes.

[01:04:15] Yeah.

[01:04:16] Yeah.

[01:04:17] Damn.

[01:04:18] Well of course.

[01:04:19] Dad mom said her and her best friend Rosco are going on a platonic getaway to a sex club

[01:04:26] in Germany.

[01:04:27] They said they're going as friends to a sex club together.

[01:04:32] So we have the whole weekend to practice basketball.

[01:04:37] Mom is going.

[01:04:38] What's that?

[01:04:39] What's that horny sandals resort in Jamaica?

[01:04:42] Oh horny sandals.

[01:04:43] No, no, there's a horny one.

[01:04:44] I think it's called open it.

[01:04:45] Well, I'm going to become one of those like pacemaker Tommy Bahama guys and open a tiki

[01:04:50] bar called horny sandals.

[01:04:52] First of all motherfucker.

[01:04:53] I am clearly going to be that guy.

[01:04:55] That's clearly my fucking retirement.

[01:04:57] It's to be just a fattish shit with a fucking Hawaiian shirt and a horny ass bar.

[01:05:04] Horny sandals.

[01:05:05] The college park.

[01:05:07] This is somewhere nowhere near water.

[01:05:13] He's just like in 40 miles of England from any body of water.

[01:05:19] The Glen birdie tiki bar.

[01:05:22] Oh no, yeah.

[01:05:23] I do it on waterfront in Essex.

[01:05:25] Yeah.

[01:05:26] Rivera Beach.

[01:05:28] It's called hedonism.

[01:05:31] Hedonism too in Negro Jamaica.

[01:05:33] Ooh, let's go.

[01:05:34] Damn.

[01:05:35] It's only you got to be horny.

[01:05:37] Hey man, check and check.

[01:05:39] It's adults only.

[01:05:40] Oh by the way, real last through the week RL Stevens for raping all these women.

[01:05:44] RL's.

[01:05:45] Who the fuck is that?

[01:05:46] I don't know.

[01:05:47] He's some DSA.

[01:05:48] Some fucking guy.

[01:05:49] She's a rapist.

[01:05:51] I felt like it's our responsibility to bring a shed a light on these things to shit a

[01:05:56] light on this.

[01:05:57] Is he a

[01:06:10] baby or else I was a Chinese son named RL.

[01:06:12] Who's also a rapist or whatever.

[01:06:16] I want you to meet my son.

[01:06:18] RL Stevens.

[01:06:20] You mean L.R.

[01:06:21] RL.

[01:06:22] Oh, you made that joke.

[01:06:25] I did.

[01:06:26] That's good.

[01:06:27] Who's bombs?

[01:06:28] The boy who didn't finish his math homework.

[01:06:33] The Chinese people get scared.

[01:06:34] Probably not, huh?

[01:06:35] No, I don't know.

[01:06:38] I feel like during the rape of named King, they were probably scared.

[01:06:41] No, you don't think so?

[01:06:43] No.

[01:06:44] All right.

[01:06:45] I realized the other day, the reason they call him Siamese twins.

[01:06:47] Yeah.

[01:06:48] Is because you could not discern regular Chinese twins from just siblings.

[01:06:53] There's no way.

[01:06:56] Edda.

[01:06:57] He didn't have a word for twins when it's two people that shared jeans.

[01:07:03] It's only attached.

[01:07:05] They have to be physically attached.

[01:07:07] Oh, they're twins.

[01:07:10] Otherwise that could be literally anybody.

[01:07:14] I'm Ryan Schut.

[01:07:16] I'm Chinese.

[01:07:17] And I'm restoring Woody Ellams wall star.

[01:07:22] Walk of fame.

[01:07:24] All right.

[01:07:26] Well, come see us at Funny Moms on the 24th.

[01:07:30] Who's there?

[01:07:32] We got Conner and Mallory.

[01:07:33] Conner and Mallory.

[01:07:34] Wilford Padua.

[01:07:35] I booked him.

[01:07:36] Yeah, Wilford.

[01:07:37] Yeah, Andy's roommate.

[01:07:38] He's funny as shit from Seattle.

[01:07:41] There's a couple more people.

[01:07:43] I will be in Chicago.

[01:07:45] Friday's already sold out the 21st.

[01:07:47] So buy tickets to the 22nd two shows Saturday in Chicago at the fucking Lincoln Lodge.

[01:07:53] And then that's pretty much it.

[01:07:55] Come see us in fucking Australia, guys.

[01:07:59] Sydney on the 23rd.

[01:08:01] Melbourne on the 26th, Brisbane get Brisbane on the 28th.

[01:08:08] And we're doing Confess next spring at Heatonism 2.

[01:08:12] When are the girls?

[01:08:13] The grill Jamaica.

[01:08:14] Do you know where they have a nude side and a prude side?

[01:08:17] How about Inspector Gadget but the helicopter thing comes out of his ass?

[01:08:20] Oh, I love that.

[01:08:22] Yeah.

[01:08:23] Where are you going, Inspector Gadget?

[01:08:25] Yes.

[01:08:26] His cock is dangling.

[01:08:28] I love that, dude.

[01:08:35] And we are going, I don't know, do we know the dates for Atlanta, Charlotte, all the

[01:08:38] days?

[01:08:39] Nah.

[01:08:40] We should find those.

[01:08:41] Yeah.

[01:08:42] At some point we're going to some place now.

[01:08:44] You know, Ben, I don't care about anything.

[01:08:47] The only one I have on my counters, Nashville on the 11th.

[01:08:49] All right, we're going to give ourselves a week to announce those dates.

[01:08:53] Okay, all right, we'll figure it out.

[01:08:55] So sometime in the next week, we're going to announce it on the pod.

[01:08:57] All right, goodbye everybody.

[01:08:58] Goodbye.

[01:08:59] Bye.

[01:09:26] Hey, Bye.