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[00:00:15] so we're saying freak and heck I'm no cusses I'm freaking fucked off this

[00:00:22] whatever by word well done safe for work eating peanut butter on on cam damn I'm

[00:00:28] jealous it looks like a textbook or a DJ dude classic dude well done really good

[00:00:33] is that what kind of is that your strawberry preserve little smack strawberry

[00:00:36] it is nice that's right yes man I'm you guys don't know I got I actually have

[00:00:43] my eyes closed that was all sent I'm I'm 40 I'm 40 feet away sometimes I'm

[00:00:49] jealous of blind people do you ever have a kid that was like so peanut allergy

[00:00:53] that like you couldn't have peanut peanut butter and jellies around them and

[00:00:57] stuff no imagine if you're blind that would be sweet everyone assumes you're

[00:01:00] just extremely wise if you're blind yeah people are like they come to you and

[00:01:05] they're like is winter coming you're like probably yeah usually does well if

[00:01:09] that's only if you have that fucked up gray eye if you're just a regular blind

[00:01:13] like a rated type of thing yeah no you gotta go raid if I if I went blind that

[00:01:19] I didn't have that I would spend all day just like running will razor blades

[00:01:22] or my cornea and irises just try to get cool scars you know people assume you

[00:01:29] can tell the future that it was rated and blind or his eyes were just white his

[00:01:33] eyes were white but you know it wasn't a blind you know the kind of yeah the

[00:01:37] white yeah yeah the god of thunder I mean I can I said it before on this show

[00:01:41] and I'll say it again there's nothing cooler than scar through the eye the

[00:01:45] little red line and then you got with the white eye yeah if that guy in a little

[00:01:50] combat uh-huh there's a moral combat guy like I think was cano yeah cano has

[00:01:55] that set up I don't remember yeah man if that accident happens to you it's like

[00:02:01] jackpot of course yeah cool you have to be cool for your whole life rest

[00:02:05] fucking like people like what happened you're like I don't want to fucking talk

[00:02:08] about it yeah don't worry about it don't fucking worry about it yeah you

[00:02:12] gotta have a gravely voice after that yeah if I got my I fucked up I'd be like

[00:02:17] suck my fucking dick fucking bars I want some money whatever what happened

[00:02:24] you're right I'm not gonna fucking tell you but it definitely wasn't gay

[00:02:27] definitely wasn't some gay shit that happened don't read about what ky

[00:02:34] jelly ass ass juice does to a man's eye whatever you do don't research it it

[00:02:40] wasn't that I got this went from my cool scar eye guy to just like aging mailman

[00:02:45] don't look it up I don't know what it was it wasn't getting fucking yes and

[00:02:53] then sucking the dick in a little bit got in my eye after though

[00:03:00] Adam take circle back to your question no I feel like peanut butter I'll just

[00:03:05] really took off like like a couple years after us if I I don't know yeah it was

[00:03:09] like even like a couple years well I remember because my mom worked at a

[00:03:12] daycare center and I don't remember peanut allergy I remember being like

[00:03:16] 13 or 14 or whatever that shit dropped well she was explaining that some kid

[00:03:21] had a peanut allergy so that he had this no one at his lunch table could have

[00:03:27] peanut butter could it's yeah it had to be a peanut-free table and I was like

[00:03:30] that was that's the gayest thing I've ever what about the tie kids that want to

[00:03:33] eat Pad Thai every day absolutely that's just what about Tran what about the

[00:03:37] trans kids that's right need to peanut butter to hold their vagina show

[00:03:41] oh opener shut or shut stuff something that fake little pussy and

[00:03:46] Jeff does wonders for that by the way this episode of come down premium is

[00:03:50] sponsored by Jeff yeah stuff it in your fake content and you're closing and

[00:03:57] listen just because I called your pussy fake doesn't mean you're not a real

[00:04:01] woman so I just want to be on record okay choose you ask moms choose Jeff

[00:04:05] moms don't just fuck anybody real Tom's like just serving as a business that

[00:04:12] milson you can't just fuck on the easy you know saying you got a wine and

[00:04:15] dynam the milson still got to see somehow they choose Jeff you know when I'm

[00:04:20] talking about I ain't talking about no slut mom this is a real it's a choose

[00:04:27] skippy yeah cuz they're whores yeah you skippy I was Jeff it's just a Jeff

[00:04:32] commercial it's a kid in the school in the cafeteria and they're like wow let's

[00:04:35] all look at each other's lunches one kid's like peanut butter jelly the best

[00:04:40] you know it's like Brian what is that skippy it's like you that's why your mom

[00:04:45] fucks black guy he's a whore unlike my mom who chooses Jeff yeah he's still

[00:04:52] married to my father who's an insurance sales commercial ads

[00:04:59] guys my family is a kid in tears like going up to a single mom yeah do you

[00:05:05] fuck black guys one I mean yeah where's this coming from amen shut the fuck up

[00:05:14] out there yeah yeah I'm trying to I'm trying to eat peanut butter back you

[00:05:21] mom about to lick the skippy off my nuts boy my mom is dating a pimp they

[00:05:26] have peanut butter his name is just generic John and brand peanut butter

[00:05:36] yeah great value stop shot stop and shopping in butter remember Peter Pan

[00:05:41] oh yeah Peter Pan peanut butter my family had money problems a couple times

[00:05:46] growing up but we never had Peter Pan peanut butter money I feel like Peter

[00:05:49] Pan was I didn't think it was I felt like that was the bar now now now I just

[00:05:54] I don't know Peter Pan I know Peter Pan the bus bus you don't remember

[00:05:58] Peter Pan peanut butter I remember Jolly Green giant vegetables yes mm-hmm

[00:06:03] not same thing and I know it's a Peter Pan from Brian I know but they're same

[00:06:07] they're both green and then around the time when we were like 18 to 20 organic

[00:06:12] peanut butter dropped and then like then the jet like Jeff was bad for you

[00:06:17] we were told remember the first time you had that shit that this oil separated

[00:06:21] yeah the cumming viscous oil yeah it's not what peanut butter is yeah and I

[00:06:25] love the Reese's peanut butter because it's not Reese's it's just yeah

[00:06:28] they just put fucking Nutella and no no I mean it's regular peanut butter but

[00:06:32] it's not it's not like doesn't have the chocolate in there so they get you with

[00:06:35] the way the label looks and then it's like this is not this is incomplete oh

[00:06:38] it's not doesn't have chocolate in it yeah it's like drinking alcoholic beer

[00:06:43] I I've had a couple those there's a hazelnut peanut butter spread to mix you

[00:06:48] sure wasn't gazel nut I'm pretty way to fucking sick you ever have a trader

[00:06:54] Joe's cookie butter I hate that you know that's why fuck no first of all

[00:06:58] they taste like Biscoe it tastes like Biscoe it's like a biscuit my fucking

[00:07:02] crickets is just oh my god peanut butter was already good that they didn't need

[00:07:07] that they didn't need to come up with new shit for the peanut butter I disagree

[00:07:10] bro what the fuck is the utility of cookie butter have you ever done anything

[00:07:14] with that other than somebody else as it you try a tablespoon of it you're

[00:07:18] like wow this is amazing yes and that's the end of it now here's what I've done

[00:07:21] something else I try tablespoon of it and then I try nine more tablespoons of

[00:07:26] it sure but it's a thing you pop yeah it's a it's like a proof of concept it's

[00:07:30] not like a fucking real there's no utility there but the peanut butter you

[00:07:34] can do so many things why do you want to live in a luxury less world my friend

[00:07:37] you know I'm saying man this will rinse going to your head I know I have jewelry

[00:07:41] now everyone I bought a pinky ring I got a chain you motherfuckers will not

[00:07:45] it really does look very good thanks man I genuinely mean that I mean jewelry

[00:07:49] looks good there's a reason people fucking where jewelry it's true I'll tell you I

[00:07:53] don't know who did it but whoever sent me that Tony the tiger chain I wear that

[00:07:56] a lot more than you would have in the house he was one episode we did recently

[00:08:02] he was wearing it the entire episode thing is is like it's almost perfect

[00:08:05] what it needs is it needs to be actual gold and diamonds and then it needs to

[00:08:09] say daddy underneath of course yep and if you can get me that in like the

[00:08:14] Dominican Girl script like how they have like in there so a black girl with a

[00:08:18] she had a gold like a diamond necklace it said Dasha yeah I was like is that

[00:08:22] your name she's like yeah that's great I'm gonna say and then they started

[00:08:29] dating her yeah bring your black dasha to the movie tonight I had a friend that

[00:08:34] dated two girls named Ruby in a row whoa I feel like that's a rare ass name did

[00:08:39] they have did they have red pussies I don't know like a baboon big old fat

[00:08:44] baboon like they're ass just a shit covered pussy that's red because they

[00:08:50] never wipe it I wonder if we can adopt exotic animals when we're abroad and

[00:08:55] bring them back to the States yeah that's soon yeah baby should get a tenuki is

[00:09:00] that that monkey fight earnest what's tenuki it's like a raccoon that has a

[00:09:04] dog's legs oh tenuki shoot Mario oh is that derived from it yeah what that's

[00:09:10] called it's a garacoon yeah it's a raccoon flying a high suit a new key

[00:09:13] shoot that sounds awesome let's get one here look I'll pull up a tenuki now

[00:09:18] there's a park in Japan that has like domesticated mini deer and they're like

[00:09:23] not afraid of people so you can like hang out with it yeah they're pretty

[00:09:28] cool yeah yeah so apparently Japan is really strict on smuggling drugs into

[00:09:33] the country yeah but I feel like we could get acid into Japan no problem

[00:09:37] yeah yeah that's right yeah assume that you could yeah just slip it in a book or

[00:09:42] something a little slip of paper yeah I brought a pen to South Africa when I

[00:09:50] was there in January mm-hmm and I feel like you don't want to end up in

[00:09:53] Africa no no or Japanese jail dude they'll come my little

[00:09:57] like a daily rate I mean it'll be it'll be like respectful but I might be

[00:10:03] there for 40 years mm-hmm yeah my friend actually was telling me that like the

[00:10:08] only way you can get drugs is if you roll with the Yakuza kind of that's

[00:10:13] elements could we become friends with Yakuza go yeah get full body tats oh yeah

[00:10:17] you can't even have tattoo in Japan they think that shit's weird yeah I was

[00:10:22] looking up spas for us to go do and there are only three spas in the whole

[00:10:26] country that accept tattoos Wow they all suck apparently do they jerk you off

[00:10:31] no they're like you know like in the mountains and stuff and like mineral

[00:10:35] baths and shit like that I do think I'm gonna get jerked off and damn you should

[00:10:39] get one of these stuff what is that it's a bed and mastiff oh that's socks I

[00:10:44] hate that actually get two of those that's scary they got little ass short-ass

[00:10:49] faces dude yeah looks like a screaming oh actually that guy's better yeah

[00:10:53] dude they're awesome no dude I'm getting a bulldog now get to Tibetan

[00:10:57] mastiffs you can get to bet massive I'm getting a bulldog I'm getting a border

[00:11:01] collie that's fine dude sits on my porch like last doesn't let anyone pet it

[00:11:05] now that's a collie that's just a collie yeah border collie there's the smartest

[00:11:10] dog they're the ones that don't let Mexicans into your house yeah they're

[00:11:15] minute men mm-hmm are they they are they're smarter aren't last these pieces of

[00:11:19] shit aren't pieces of shit mean guys yeah border collies are smart as though I

[00:11:24] don't want to smart though I don't want a dog smarter than me dude this is a

[00:11:27] border collie this is what border collie looks like standard poodles are really

[00:11:30] good dogs that's cute as dog yeah this is a dog podcast now yeah and I hear

[00:11:36] border collies have little ass dicks too and their owners do also yeah that do

[00:11:41] you guys know that yeah I heard that you know that right Adam yeah I heard that

[00:11:45] like if you have a pit bull you're like one of the cool title white guys no

[00:11:48] that's what I heard yeah that is true yeah unless your people has long ass

[00:11:53] nipples and then you're actually even gayer than regular gay guys listen she

[00:11:57] has that as a product of her teen pregnancy I can't do anything about it

[00:12:02] I'm sorry were you guys talking about I was sitting here with my eyes closed

[00:12:04] imagining my life with my border collie I've been sitting on my porch with my

[00:12:08] shotgun in in in City Island just chanting lock her up to like my seven

[00:12:17] thousand acres no one can hear me lock her up lock her up dogs are reacting

[00:12:24] seven stops it's the dog there's no world where that's not being

[00:12:29] constantly yeah just the moment lock her up yeah lock her up it thinks it's

[00:12:34] name yeah it's a constant sound shout out to our boy a Brett beat the case

[00:12:42] Kavanaugh oh yeah free Brett free fuck that dump everyone's mad at this

[00:12:49] confirmation process is turned into a national disgrace what everyone's mad

[00:12:55] that bit from me who is a job but why is there one man Joe Manchin isn't he

[00:12:59] supposed to be a fucking Democrat well he did it only like he like waited for

[00:13:02] her to do it then he's like yes also yes he's still a bitch though yeah of

[00:13:06] course he's a bit fuck that guy's always been a bitch yeah fuck him let's

[00:13:09] slap him in his little fuck he's the guy that's like if you do anything to the

[00:13:12] flag I will personally kick your ass yeah and I'll fucking beat your ass in

[00:13:16] public I don't give a shit yeah but then he's like yeah whatever let's slap him

[00:13:20] dude I'll fuck up Joe if anyone's listening and you know Joe Manchin

[00:13:23] tell him I'll fuck his ass up for that one

[00:13:26] I'm choosing Colin say that what's her name is a liar no she said that she

[00:13:31] believes her but she also believes Kavanaugh which is like that means that

[00:13:36] the ford's a liar yeah that she's like she doesn't believe god damn this

[00:13:43] shit sucks dude yeah it was funny he wrote that like thing in the Wall Street

[00:13:47] Journal that was like sorry I acted sorry I was a messy bitch sorry I acted

[00:13:52] messy but it was like pretty clear me he probably didn't even write that of

[00:13:55] course yeah yeah like some some like comms guy I hate that shit okay here's

[00:13:59] what you do we got to go fuck up like teenagers in Georgetown well we're done

[00:14:03] this generations over but we can fuck up the next generation flip side is it

[00:14:07] what's his name Van Dyke got a

[00:14:09] yes yes that's pretty cool I really didn't think that guy would it is not

[00:14:15] really paying attention too much but I watched that video and it's like this

[00:14:18] is one where because you know he has a knife and like even if you have a knife

[00:14:22] then yeah yeah like the cops will find a way to justify the deadly weapon yeah and

[00:14:26] yeah for them to convict him even though he had that knife that's like great it's

[00:14:31] cool it would be nice and fucking murderous ass cops get to go to jail but

[00:14:34] well I guess you would you have to wait for sentencing I guess like there's a

[00:14:38] minimum sentence on that but a judge can always be like you know you don't have

[00:14:42] to go to jail you have to go to jail you just go to you got you got to start over

[00:14:46] training be to be a cop all over again this training day yeah yeah yeah go

[00:14:51] to the Academy got to smoke some sex like to shoot black kids Jake what you

[00:14:57] think I don't like to shoot black kids just cuz I'm black Jake well you'd be

[00:15:02] wrong or would you smoke this don't look at it smoking that was a fucked up

[00:15:08] movie man yeah it was fucked up how I tried to set up Jake yeah that movie

[00:15:13] used to give me like severe anxiety oh yeah the whole thing is like a stress

[00:15:17] dream yeah a stress nightmare because he did get set up and luckily he stopped

[00:15:22] that Latina getting her cheeks smashed by the homeless you know someone told me

[00:15:27] last night and I can't I can't I don't think it's not right that Christian

[00:15:33] later you're actually why I can't know my big dick in it Christian Slater made

[00:15:37] his entire career on doing a Jack impression Jack Nicholson yeah

[00:15:43] interesting you know that that is not in any way like a unique or I've never

[00:15:48] heard anyone say that before there's a million people that are fucking said

[00:15:51] that oh this is the first time I'd heard it's later yeah I like yeah he does

[00:15:57] the eyebrows and you know yeah I love being a cop yeah I'd never heard that

[00:16:03] before I thought that was like I'm Christian Slater and here's my son is

[00:16:09] gonna grow up throughout this movie

[00:16:14] never seen boyhood boy that's not Christian Slater it's Ethan Hall from

[00:16:19] training day wait I thought we were talking about Ethan oh yeah I can

[00:16:24] use them I can I can swap they are like that they are like a Randy Quinn like

[00:16:28] it's my fucking no they are like they are interchangeable okay no Christian

[00:16:33] Slater even hot the good there we go Christian Slayer talks Jack Nicholson

[00:16:36] influence in 2016 Edmonton comic-con yeah I'm sure it's around I just never

[00:16:41] heard that it's like it's very obvious when someone says it you know it's very

[00:16:45] obvious that you want to stop my nuts all right because you keep looking your

[00:16:51] lips and looking at my balls let me be clear let me be clear I want to suck your

[00:16:55] nuts and I'm wine shut and I'm gay fuck yo you know what is a good-ass movie

[00:17:02] speaking of a yeah SNL did a sketch about it did that yeah well it makes

[00:17:07] money we can now Slater was now now you're going you're even like mocking the

[00:17:13] people that Adam told that have told Adam stuff yeah anything Adam brings to the

[00:17:17] pole you're like you're trading as if Adam brought up I love no it seemed like

[00:17:22] very obvious but I just never realized say that to you yeah someone told me

[00:17:27] oh all right yeah I'm sorry case closed I didn't say that I came up with

[00:17:32] this is my sister's gonna put that on the dead docket people are saying that's

[00:17:36] that's why I'm very Trump people are saying I love that shit people are saying

[00:17:42] people are saying you know what I love is the movie is the movie Kingpin oh

[00:17:47] it's amazing dude it's so fucking so good salute to the fairly brothers they

[00:17:51] have three just like bangs between uh Damind Dumber something about me and

[00:17:57] something about Mary yeah and me myself and Irene is fucking good as shit too

[00:18:00] amazing you're myself and yeah my side yeah his black sons have you seen King

[00:18:07] Pin Nick King pin is great movies to play on Comedy Central I still think

[00:18:12] about that joke about I milked your I got up early and milked your cow

[00:18:15] yeah well we don't have a cow it's like and I love the day like they only have a

[00:18:20] bull yeah I know what's the only one who only have a bull the only have a

[00:18:24] bull to look at it yeah and then I love how much come he jerked off out of the

[00:18:29] bowl it's like oh my fucking it's like oh and he's like I'm gonna go brush my

[00:18:35] teeth yeah that's my I watched I watched that one of those like Sandler had those

[00:18:42] like that two movie deal with Netflix and yeah the one reason Indian and the

[00:18:46] other one where it's it's a ridiculous six and yeah dingus or yeah yeah the

[00:18:52] Indian movie name sandy wexler maybe I'm conflating that he had a ton of

[00:18:56] movie he had like a yeah like an eight movie deal anyway so there's one where

[00:18:59] there's just a donkey in it and the donkey shows up and I forget who I was

[00:19:02] watching with but I'm like oh that donkey is only in this movie to fart I

[00:19:05] guarantee it's like 30 seconds later the donkey has diarrhea I love it Van

[00:19:13] Wilder we is that dog with big nuts a big

[00:19:17] plot point is he jerks off his dog and makes the rich guys eat comic layers

[00:19:23] salute to the movies we need a full rundown of animals that are only there

[00:19:29] to shit or get jerked off oh yeah I was I was amazed to see that out cold has

[00:19:34] like an 8% on rotten tomatoes it's a banger that is like one of the best

[00:19:38] comedies I used to love that I don't think I've seen how cold actually really

[00:19:42] we should watch it sometimes dashes movie is canceled tonight yes we're not

[00:19:46] gonna go to the bathroom be it'd be great if they let us do a come-town take

[00:19:49] over of the Metro graph that will be awesome we show our favorite film super

[00:19:55] cut up animals getting jerked off and come back doing out cold and then

[00:20:00] kingpin artificial insemination scene in jackass yeah all three maniac cop

[00:20:07] movies yeah Thor Ragnarok of course yeah of course just throw that in there for

[00:20:14] stop the come-down film festival yeah they just give us a week to do a

[00:20:18] retrospective

[00:20:20] us answering questions we do Q&A we had nothing to do with yeah just problem

[00:20:26] child dubbed in German but with tits cut in somehow oh we should we should

[00:20:35] edit a movie with like porn look-alikes and just have like I don't know what do

[00:20:42] you mean like a like a porn we should just edit porn into real movies that'd be

[00:20:47] pretty fun go on that's all I got so far like for example I pick them up

[00:20:52] someone say a movie come on somebody have you ever seen the Lord say a movie

[00:20:57] the Lords of Flatbush someone was something I've seen come on the Prince of

[00:21:03] New York City finding Nemo probably in that

[00:21:05] the press of the sounds like a movie I've seen it but that's hard to do because

[00:21:10] there's no fish to get fuck because it's escaped from Los Angeles no yeah that's

[00:21:14] a good movie for a Russell breakdown no

[00:21:19] come on someone who named a movie with the real big brothers McMullen no yeah

[00:21:25] that's a movie I haven't seen it next come on bro we cider house rules no

[00:21:33] come on wind talkers no what about the hot spot come on really the big chill no

[00:21:41] that's a famous movie about what ways that about why people why people why

[00:21:48] people going on vacation to a summer house and and terms of endearment the

[00:21:54] English patient what's that what's the reason I'm gonna see that I don't I don't

[00:22:01] know what pretty zon burn out of Bernalucci's the dreamers and rangers

[00:22:06] nope have you ever seen that movie the dreamers this is a fun game dude just

[00:22:11] kind of like playing minesweeper just have to name you know you see until

[00:22:16] there's a hit yeah let's keep doing this come on okay no because it's a game for

[00:22:20] me and Adam steel magnolias is that the way the frogs come out at the end no

[00:22:27] that's Magnolia that was close to you that's like a five the badlands no

[00:22:42] what's who's in that there's malic it's marcine no I think it's just called badlands

[00:22:48] badlands yeah okay I guess let's think you seen

[00:23:02] come on I'm just bad radio Dave Dave I love that the prompt is name a movie

[00:23:09] now it's hard to think about it yeah I could you want me to go get well I'm

[00:23:15] trying to think of a movie that's obvious but that stop hasn't seen chain

[00:23:19] reaction okay yeah so I've done what's Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman yeah yeah

[00:23:24] Johnny mnemonic yeah no that's a good I was gonna go I was gonna yeah hardware

[00:23:34] Richard Stanley no

[00:23:40] hmm hmm I've seen the hunt for red October yes oh you lose bitch in a submarine the

[00:23:48] submarine movie yes yes you're gone you know what you should have done some of

[00:23:52] all fears haven't seen that boom see better what you know what I saw better

[00:23:57] Jack Ryan to be fair I saw that at nix on nix like I only saw that because of

[00:24:02] the night for it actually yeah yeah yeah okay so hunt for a October who's in

[00:24:06] that Sean Connery's in this we find an old guy who looks like Sean Connery

[00:24:10] with you know he's bald he's great and fuck and then we cut did some guy get

[00:24:16] in his dick sucked it looks like Sean Connery I wish we could do that

[00:24:19] play this game all right let's let's do over do over let's go best to find

[00:24:25] the whole episode this is actually really funny for me let's talk her proxy

[00:24:33] no blood simple what's what's that about it's the colons first movie I have

[00:24:41] and I haven't finished it but I've seen half of it damn you lose twice yeah you've

[00:24:45] seen blood simple yeah yeah it's like in Texas right it's like set yeah yeah yeah

[00:24:49] yeah yeah yeah I don't remember what happens but okay so I can't I got to

[00:24:53] notify more than one more than one minute stop you're such a sin if I have seen

[00:25:00] all these movies I planes drifter no Paris Texas no

[00:25:11] the conversation no come on that's classic is that the one with copola

[00:25:17] no fist full of dollars no shit I was gonna do high-playing stripper

[00:25:25] I did it you did it you know it's you know at first I thought good bad in the

[00:25:28] ugly first and I haven't seen that oh really yeah really oh damn but see

[00:25:33] that's that would be like hitting a five in mind yeah those are good if you

[00:25:38] get those yeah like if you if I were to say Titanic and you said no yeah you

[00:25:43] should start swinging a couple of those because you're up to zero yeah I mean

[00:25:47] until you know I mean all right is your turn to mine it's my turn cool world

[00:25:51] no network no nail no

[00:25:58] Angeles ashes yes I have seen it yes

[00:26:02] fuck you get swept at a three that's three we're doing it best to five you

[00:26:08] fuck you've seen Angela's ashes I have I don't even think I've seen I haven't

[00:26:14] seen it I know I know you got me care I got to think about stops life yeah

[00:26:18] things like that your mom yep you fuck my mom rented it from the library and I

[00:26:23] got damn it I just want to keep going I know this is really fun so fun

[00:26:30] fun a road trip or something to one food thanks for everything no have you seen

[00:26:36] I watched that again recently in the mood for love no car rides didn't even

[00:26:46] know what that movie's about yeah I doubt he's seen a single one car ride

[00:26:49] no fuck that guy fuck one king express about this I'll be I'll be Jackie Brown

[00:26:56] started it I finished it's a good pull while I was trying to I felt like that

[00:27:02] would be good pull out of the car to build bill yeah so there's no reason why

[00:27:06] he wouldn't have seen a shit ton of Tarantino that was a very brave yeah yeah

[00:27:10] I mean I was close I haven't gotten to the end because Jackie Brown is like it's

[00:27:15] so good Jackie Brown is a Tarantino movie for people who don't like Tarantino

[00:27:18] you know what it is I I watch Jackie Brown so good on a day where I was I was

[00:27:22] taking like three edibles and I watched like classic four movies and that was

[00:27:26] the last one I passed out at the end yeah but I do I'm going to revisit a lot

[00:27:30] of good foot stuff mm-hmm yeah the whole opening sequence is all feet see

[00:27:34] here's like cuz we know he hasn't seen silence of the lambs but that would be

[00:27:37] one word didn't we watch the end of it together at my place I've seen part of it

[00:27:43] red dragon no oh you know what I have seen that on T cable I remember being

[00:27:50] confused and thinking it was silence of the lambs what the fuck is this I thought

[00:27:55] he was supposed to be locked up all right um let's think let's be have you

[00:28:02] seen porkeys no it was on my list you're gonna list some of his

[00:28:09] I got to see porkeys I gotta know I gotta know what happened I gotta get around this

[00:28:36] so good I'm gonna go yeah yeah of course I've seen League of extraordinary

[00:28:44] gentlemen I have seen that yeah yeah yeah I'm sure yeah yeah Adam come on man it's

[00:28:52] not just gentlemen it's such a piece of shit that it's Jordan I can but there's

[00:28:56] also a League of them credits roll it's like guys from like that was another

[00:29:01] library famous books or something like Captain Nemo the captain Nemo Sherlock

[00:29:07] Holmes Batman dr. Jackal dr. Jackal Stuart Frank's and I'm sure

[00:29:14] not sure they should make probably we should just put out a piece of shit

[00:29:20] movie it's one of those ensemble superhero movies but there's just no

[00:29:23] it's like a vintage yeah it's like a venture but it's like Frank Sinatra Joe

[00:29:30] Zuzu let's see a van a white van away yeah Neil Patrick Harris as do you house

[00:29:40] are in there mm-hmm Richie rich's dad that's a dodge director the

[00:29:48] the robot from the Jetsons yeah robot made yeah Johnny five yeah well it's

[00:29:58] buckaroo bonsai yes I haven't seen that porkies was on your list the shadow it's

[00:30:07] the shadow Frank Sinatra Johnny five and he did the movie that's giving the

[00:30:15] Avengers or its run for its money shadows the Alec Baldwin yeah yeah the

[00:30:21] shadow knows how to be gay Lamont Cranston someone will approach you and say the

[00:30:31] Sun is shining have you seen the game no response Michael Douglas but the ice

[00:30:36] is slippery I've seen part of it I watched it with Randy how about instead of

[00:30:41] Michael Douglas's Michael Faux my ass Michael Faux my ass yeah that's good that's

[00:30:48] good London bridge can't fall my ass yeah movies yeah this is the premium

[00:31:06] they just wanted to come to one of yours name movies that you may or may not have seen

[00:31:12] that we determined that I'm probably better yeah me feel good yeah Nick

[00:31:17] people only you're getting smoked at it's your me feel good about yeah yeah this

[00:31:23] really is the globe trotters and versus the fucking Washington General's I'm the

[00:31:27] referee it's what that's what it's entirely I know my role is entirely a game of

[00:31:33] luck dude there's no way I don't there's no way to know what movies stop is seen I

[00:31:38] mean I'm offended you didn't think I saw a league of their own dude that's that

[00:31:42] has me written all over it that's Rosie O'Donnell dude Madonna if you see in the

[00:31:45] informant no but I do want to see it about phone booth that seems like some

[00:31:50] you know that's a big no I wanted to remember when it came out I was interested

[00:31:54] in it collateral damage no collateral no you haven't seen that Jamie Fox and Tom

[00:32:00] Cruz nope Michael man is that good I'm gonna watch it it's cool to see Tom

[00:32:06] Cruz as a bad guy yeah bad guy he's got a great hair which I think he has in

[00:32:11] real life that's cool suck my little fucking dick all right have you seen

[00:32:17] risky business no I do want to Tom Cruz like going yeah no condoms he does

[00:32:27] the he slides on his socks right into a guy's ass yeah that was one of my

[00:32:31] favorite movies as a kid because it was about a boy getting whores yeah that

[00:32:36] was cool to come to his parents house I think I said a risky business is Ricky

[00:32:40] bitch tits it's really a guy that has a woman's brass big fat yeah and so he has

[00:32:45] to slide into a room to be cool everyone's like dude we can still see your

[00:32:48] teeth yeah but the but the goal is no matter how cool you are you still have big juicy tits

[00:32:58] there was one kid in my high school I won't say his name but started with an

[00:33:02] A and he had just literally the like when he showered but like other teenage

[00:33:10] boys like looked at his titties he doesn't have titties anymore he's like a

[00:33:13] pretty like he's a subelt guy now but he had like juicy titties like not just

[00:33:19] like like full circle and yeah globes yeah and and I made a video once or it

[00:33:26] was like it was like early ass video like camera phones I guess I think I had a

[00:33:31] little I look a little handheld weird video thing anyway hand-held weird

[00:33:38] video camera he said camera he said camera three times but it was like

[00:33:44] his camera phones or maybe it's like a web anyways others hand-held weird video

[00:33:49] that it was smaller though that a camera it was a weirdly shape a hand-held my

[00:33:58] god it was it was the shape of a cell phone now there's like a little

[00:34:03] fatter in a box here anyway it was a camera okay and got a pretty good video

[00:34:07] where we like started zoomed in on A's titties and then he was just a flip

[00:34:13] cam them for those flip cam yeah yeah yeah no it was like this little hand-held

[00:34:18] thing and then we and then it was like night and I would show the people like

[00:34:24] they would check anything he was like so put him up and it zoomed out I was

[00:34:30] like a little goatee and like braids it was awesome dude my favorite black guy

[00:34:35] he was black yeah yeah he was light skin though he had beautiful yellow bone

[00:34:39] titties oh yeah honestly I don't know man I feel like if I just saw a still

[00:34:45] picture of them and you get jack-offs of this I might they were that nice looking

[00:34:48] well somebody we know as as as sucked the devil's dick

[00:34:53] hmm sucked it was a friend of ours hooked up with the trans person oh yeah yeah oh

[00:35:00] yeah yeah yes that's pretty cool yeah mr. Kavanaugh what's this year where it

[00:35:05] says you did the devil's rape that's a drinking game that's a different name

[00:35:09] for tic-tac-toe it's a drinking it's a Christian drinking game god that guy

[00:35:16] fucking sucks I hate him dude cab and all he's just like every fucking dick head

[00:35:20] from like Georgetown yeah and I hate those guys and I want to fuck them up yeah

[00:35:25] like Sam Sam and pants guys yeah like those fucking guys yeah and he's just like

[00:35:30] red-faced drunks yeah just like ready to fucking fight yeah yeah yeah

[00:35:36] can happen is Irish people getting money yeah and power yeah I guess he is

[00:35:41] Irish yeah you should stick up for your boy dude never is he cath that's crazy

[00:35:46] the Supreme Court is only Jewish and Catholic there's there isn't a single

[00:35:50] protest because again they control the world and people don't realize it yeah

[00:35:54] again that's the only branch of government that matters is the courts yeah

[00:35:58] what about what about can you you can technically impeach judges can't you you

[00:36:02] can but no let's never let's get his ass I think it maybe happened in the 30s

[00:36:05] once oh really I don't know FDR my ass I don't know FDR tried to pack courts

[00:36:11] everyone's talking about court packing again didn't FDR get his ass munched

[00:36:14] when he tried that shit everyone was like fuck you FDR that's that's too far we

[00:36:19] don't know just pay us just listen to chop up no I think that's real this is a

[00:36:23] part of my knowledge I haven't forgotten for some reason FDR tried court packing

[00:36:27] and everyone was like fuck you fuck you your legs suck yeah yeah cuz it's

[00:36:31] not heard court packing and imagined fudge pack yes you imagine it's fudge

[00:36:36] you heard fudge backing instead then he started thinking about fuck yeah no joke

[00:36:40] so we'll find that still does not translate to me as a gay thing I automatically

[00:36:45] think fudge like if fudge overpowers any homophobia when I hear the first term

[00:36:50] fudge packing now I understand how your mind works and that's exactly why you

[00:36:53] remember that thing about court packing no dude it has no food connotations like

[00:36:59] if if gerrymandering recalled oreoing I know first of all bitch I know what

[00:37:03] gerrymandering is it's you know fucked up little districts only because of

[00:37:07] cherry Garcia yes sure Garcia and cherry mandarin if it weren't for a cherry

[00:37:12] no cherry man you got into the dead through cherry Garcia I mean I literally

[00:37:17] did jams for is for sure knew what cherry Garcia ice cream was before I knew

[00:37:21] what the grateful day 100% I remember I literally remember asking my mom who I

[00:37:28] was like why why is it called cherry Garcia and she's like it's the after a

[00:37:32] guy named Jerry Garcia yeah I was like oh well this fucking ice cream sucks

[00:37:36] anyway I remember like when I found out sherbert isn't a word what it's like

[00:37:42] sure Bay no it's sherbet what it's not sherbet there's no R there's no R

[00:37:49] sherbet sure but sure a second R yeah there's no second R Sherbert not

[00:37:52] sherbet fuck that really yeah there's no second R that's fucked up that's like

[00:37:57] you know like British people say aluminium yeah that's not another way to

[00:38:02] why do people say nuclear that shit fucking pisses me off that shit sounds

[00:38:10] stupid because that's a word nuclear nuclear nuclear

[00:38:16] motherfucker isn't it under two times no you dumb bitch I think that's a

[00:38:21] different no the nuclear family means the same shit as the new yeah all right

[00:38:27] I'm dumb yeah damn I'm the smart one this up dude I'm not good ever I know

[00:38:31] core packing on a cherry Garcia mandering I know fucking I know fucking

[00:38:36] whatever we were just talking about I already forgot what was it what did you

[00:38:41] just say that was stupid nuclear that's right you thought you killed nuclear

[00:38:44] we seem driving Miss Daisy oh what was I saying you're aluminium that's not the

[00:38:48] way if there's no eye at the end of aluminum there's no way to pronounce it

[00:38:52] there's no way to pronounce it medium yeah they're fucking stupid just doing

[00:38:56] it in a game just fucking stupid yeah fuck them they're stupid dumb fucking

[00:39:00] pieces where smart I suck my day listen to me England is a fag country

[00:39:07] Archie what do you say you can't say that tell me are they still holding the

[00:39:13] skinny little umbrellas like this are they still pulling handkerchiefs out of

[00:39:17] their sleeves like this the baby entire countries built on a type of fag them I

[00:39:23] get those like is that for real that is yeah what he's a digital I mean I may

[00:39:28] not be verbatim those jokes yeah you have an digital antenna there's like on

[00:39:33] the on the like like three channels that you get on the digital antenna they're

[00:39:37] like there there's like one that's always playing Sanford and son oh yeah

[00:39:41] all in the family okay take my hat much that's worth it for you because you

[00:39:45] can't you can't get seasons like five through nine on like Amazon I want

[00:39:49] anything really don't exist yeah really it's too hot for you I don't know why

[00:39:57] that's not like available on streaming it's all the there should be like a

[00:40:00] Norman Lear collection of fucking Blu-ray collection yeah that's all the Norman

[00:40:05] Lear shows and she cost 15 dollars a live Norman Lear yeah interesting should

[00:40:11] we kill him he's like 98 years old this is the best shows ever made he was active

[00:40:17] in the 70s yeah it's that long ago the 70s at 50s that'd be cooler I think maybe

[00:40:24] start off in the fucking Bee Gees were around in the 70s the fuck that's not

[00:40:28] impressive yeah he was like the biggest comedy for Sazes yeah yeah mean straight

[00:40:34] can you have seen Robert De Niro is still alive have you seen have you seen

[00:40:40] still a lot I mean Robert Williams would be if he didn't kill himself

[00:40:48] King of comedy Jerry Springer Jerry Seinfeld is still alive is that

[00:40:52] I believe that dude well it's a lot the cast of friends is still alive no no no

[00:40:57] no no I mean sorry you believe the Demi Lovato is still I feel like he was in

[00:41:04] his 60s he was at a point of files anybody's not a child anymore is old to

[00:41:10] him beans from you know Stevens you remember our hot Dakota fanning was when

[00:41:16] she was young when she was young my favorite hate before she became a

[00:41:22] the remember the Titans that's where she's the absolute sexiest yeah remember when

[00:41:27] you just wish if he was born in 1922 yeah but what you said was he was active in

[00:41:32] the 70s we're not saying it's not he was active in the 50s motherfucker I

[00:41:36] said that's what I said that's what I said that's how this whole thing started I

[00:41:40] should have said that you're right sorry the 50s is much more you know whatever

[00:41:45] fuck you he fought in World War II greatest generation actually I think all

[00:41:50] those guys were like what the Sid Caesar show yeah laughing they all wrote for

[00:41:55] laughing and it was like the only thing I was laughing was like a big it's a

[00:41:59] bunch of doors and then people would like open the door and be like I'm a

[00:42:02] faggot yeah yeah yeah and then it'd be like sit down on that chair and it was a

[00:42:06] table and that's the joke would he was writing for Sid Caesar when he was like

[00:42:10] in high school and then a guy that's been smoking and tanning since he was four

[00:42:15] I was like 78 years old he's like 31 big transition sunglasses is like well I

[00:42:22] I tell you that's probably why they call him tricky dick yeah we'll be right back

[00:42:26] after these messages that's another channel on the free channels is up the

[00:42:33] buzzer network yeah and it's all like like game shows from oh that rules

[00:42:39] those 70s were awesome they win like ten dollars at the end and people are like

[00:42:44] freaking out yeah those were fucking tight old game to hold up the buzzer

[00:42:48] never it's the beeper network and it's just people yeah drop it thank you

[00:42:54] I was laughing that's how the that's how the network sustains itself it's a

[00:42:58] premium basis pay to be able to say the end word I'll be laughing about like a

[00:43:02] like a you write like a literary like media criticism journal like a you know

[00:43:08] bimonthly or whatever called n-beep and we just we do like woke media

[00:43:14] criticisms from like WOCs it's like in this edition of n-beep I got read this

[00:43:21] this interesting thing in the other day that a lot of the the the reason that

[00:43:26] this cabin on thing is happening is revenge for Cosby to make cause because

[00:43:32] the three machine so good fucking amazing wait I don't know about fucking

[00:43:39] after that he's like Cosby's he's like he's like look y'all I got some receipts

[00:43:44] on Cosby and he's like this is like this is gonna he's like just stay with me

[00:43:49] here awesome but so basically Bill Cosby son and his Cosby was killed by the

[00:43:54] Russian mob acting on behalf of white supremacy

[00:43:59] awesome just don't think that white supremacy is like anything other than

[00:44:05] just you know white excellence yeah it's like an orchestra it's also nice to

[00:44:10] think yeah you think the Russian mob is like yeah we got to help we got to keep

[00:44:15] America racist yeah but you know there was a woman trying to exploit Cosby at

[00:44:20] the same time her son was murdered and then he makes this wild jump to say that

[00:44:24] they were like connected because it was happening around the same time and the

[00:44:28] woman that was like trying to extort money from Cosby is the daughter of one

[00:44:31] of the women that accused Cosby of rape but the way she was trying to accuse

[00:44:35] Cosby is like saying like I'm your daughter or whatever so it's like well

[00:44:40] yeah that's further evidence that she could be is your dad fucking raped or

[00:44:44] mom if anything we should revisit that case and like listen to that woman a

[00:44:50] little you look at her she's like I believe that he is my father that big

[00:44:55] as no yeah my dad is I would just say he's an absentee father but go he likes go

[00:45:03] on vacation it's hard for me to break this stuff up what do you do

[00:45:12] do you think it's a baby can you publicly say that he was really good at

[00:45:17] standup are we not a lot of that anymore that's it's really we say whatever you

[00:45:21] want to do this come town welcome to come down a safer work show I mean he's a

[00:45:26] monster he should have been a jail 40 years ago I do find it weird when people

[00:45:29] like he was never funny anyway no he was amazing was you we all thought he was

[00:45:34] funny everyone thought every day be honest I never thought he was funny I don't

[00:45:38] mean Cosby but I mean like every like they'll be like what he was bad but

[00:45:43] yeah exactly I didn't give it to him bad when I got into comedy but he's just

[00:45:47] a bad you know for me is mostly like doesn't matter bad taste when I got any

[00:45:50] comedy I got said it before my like Jim Burr was my favorite yeah yeah you

[00:45:55] know I mean like I like I thought the funniest movie was probably dirty work

[00:46:01] shit I mean dirty work funny yeah I love dirty work yeah I don't know probably

[00:46:08] like wrongfully accused yeah I got it I mean haven't seen it yeah I'm trying to

[00:46:14] think like yeah before I like Pat Naswell but I mean I didn't like cause because

[00:46:18] I liked Richard Pryor and he I just didn't he seemed like a fucking up tight

[00:46:22] like nerd type guy Cosby yeah yeah but I really did like I like the Cosby show

[00:46:28] but I didn't like a stand up that much but still he was great at stand up like

[00:46:32] he's great yeah yeah but he's a rapist to me just like both things are true yeah

[00:46:39] should have been in jail and not allowed to do that much sand up yeah yeah

[00:46:42] rapists not welcome on my airwaves you know mm-hmm like white guys can't deal

[00:46:48] with them I'll be the first to admit a dude men are fucking bad we're canceled

[00:46:52] look I'll be the first to admit it I was laughing about that just going on

[00:46:55] stage being like look I'll be the first to admit it men not cancel yeah not so

[00:47:02] good man but just taking the stance and you're the first yeah we got you so but

[00:47:07] I don't know if you guys know about this sexual assaults a problem dude I got

[00:47:11] it with like really I can't I can't even with men you all fuck you all I can't

[00:47:19] even with men says top down crohn's spinning not spinning what the fuck is a

[00:47:27] boat swing I don't know it's a boat swing it's a type of no it's a it's a

[00:47:34] roll on a ship mmm I think a cock swing a boat swing

[00:47:38] cockswain a boat swing is the guy that's like row row row I don't know what it is

[00:47:43] but I want that as a title for myself no that's a Coxon Adam a cockswain I think

[00:47:49] it's a Coxon maybe it's pronounced Coxon but it's COX SWA IN really yeah yeah

[00:47:55] I thought it was COX IN YO you anyways I feel like I'd be a lot happier if I

[00:48:01] was surrounded by the article terms in my life mm-hmm star bird I didn't say

[00:48:05] hearing about leftists and the alright what if I heard about you know starboard

[00:48:10] or yeah you know some of my port friends think it's a good idea to give black

[00:48:15] people free money to that I say walk the plank wait is port left I thought

[00:48:22] poor I thought star bird was less starbirds right ports left damn starbirds

[00:48:28] the cooler one fuck yeah well the port is a kind of wine and cheese yeah yeah

[00:48:34] that's pretty cool and also a place where you park boats yeah that's true that is

[00:48:38] also means fat port lead yeah port lead us not port have you seen judge

[00:48:49] dread I got I got you know we should watch you love this you should come

[00:48:54] you should come over and watch dread I got it on DVD I was the new one the

[00:48:58] Carl Urban one which one is that it's the one with Carl Urban in it is that new

[00:49:04] when was that it's like Carl Urban it's like 2010 here I'll be yeah yeah yeah

[00:49:11] no no I know I know the way yeah I've seen the Stallone judge dread yeah it's

[00:49:19] sacred yeah although I've seen demolition man yes amazing it's great

[00:49:24] fifth element no oh you gotta watch I want to see fifth element that's is that

[00:49:29] new what's his name Luke Besson movie any good Valerian I heard of the piece of

[00:49:35] shit but I want to see it because of that Rihanna's it looks that bad yeah

[00:49:39] is not in it I thought the other woman with crazy eyebrows is Cara de

[00:49:42] Levine I think the gas eyebrows look like caterpillars who I believe was

[00:49:47] fucking Saint Vincent she's a little lazy yeah that's all that's a cool couple

[00:49:51] she's a cool Lizzy I heard that other one is lesbian the Gessa oh Kylie Kendall

[00:49:59] Kendall Jenner yeah yeah she was dating Blake Griffin

[00:50:04] Kendall go ahead yeah I've seen this one like the movie better yeah that one

[00:50:14] sick dude I love that final see have you seen this one stop what the 2010 I

[00:50:18] have not know the car or isn't it isn't it like a tower is Carl urban is it like

[00:50:23] a rain his name drop off either country now it's Carl urban dude just some random

[00:50:28] guy no you know Carl urban he's judge dread he's dread I have no idea how he

[00:50:34] plays I think he plays the doctor in a in Star Trek the new one oh the new

[00:50:42] movies isn't that the guy oh yeah yeah yeah he looks yeah yeah with it he's

[00:50:47] kind of got it has a sharp nose yeah urban yeah I know who you're talking

[00:50:52] I'm gonna look anyways this movie's great yeah now that I love the last the last

[00:50:57] scene in the movie where you don't spoil it dude all right oh yeah he's also in

[00:51:03] Thor Ragnarok yeah that's right yeah all urban from Thor Ragnarok he plays the

[00:51:10] home members name but he's pretty good pretty interesting character Thor

[00:51:14] suck me on time is it we got to go to Josh's baby oh I'm sorry we have to go to

[00:51:18] your boyfriend's got a good my boyfriend's boy boy I'm sorry did you say we have

[00:51:23] to go to Dasha's movie did you say we have to go to your boyfriend's be you

[00:51:27] have to go to your boy I think you did a Freudian slip and said let's let's

[00:51:32] get that golden tape record yeah all right we have to go to my boy friend

[00:51:38] no my boyfriend my boyfriend my boyfriend's people need to know this isn't real this

[00:51:43] isn't scientific really look nothing's real dude not using a real simulation oh

[00:51:48] also I forgot to get mad about Brian Singer coming back oh yeah Nick go off we

[00:51:53] got go off for minutes I mean I'm so happy about winning the movie guessing

[00:51:57] game yeah you're really coasting off that victory yeah right well why don't we

[00:52:02] I bet it's that is fucking insane ten million dollars you give him a fucking

[00:52:07] ten million dollar contract it this guy to direct something that's fucking

[00:52:12] insane dude after he flipped out on the Freddie Mercury you need any more

[00:52:16] evidence that fucking Hollywood is just controlled by pedophiles it's that yeah

[00:52:21] he fucking rapes like young men and like yeah they just give him a fuck it's

[00:52:26] insane to me that is fucking crazy he's not is he is he like people talk about

[00:52:31] like injustice or whatever like injustice is like the fact that Harvey

[00:52:35] Weinstein probably won't go to jail that's injustice for fucking Brian Singer to

[00:52:39] be giving not only nothing happens but then he's just what he chills out and

[00:52:43] fucking Dubai for a couple of months where he comes back yeah where I'm sure

[00:52:47] they don't let very rich people do whatever they want to children oh yeah

[00:52:50] do my it's beyond the fucking injustice yeah yeah yeah he was at the top of the

[00:52:57] bridge Khalifa fucking he was skied on that fake snow mountain getting his

[00:53:03] dick socks yeah they have a fake snow mountain sounds kind of cool guys we

[00:53:06] should go to Dubai let's go man fuck it to guy and it's guys only I think it's

[00:53:14] two guy and it's what Adam does it it is basically guys only actually this do

[00:53:18] buys actually you're kind of you're not they don't let women like eat with

[00:53:23] them and shit go to Saudi Arabia dude now I say I prefer but you do eat with

[00:53:28] the women but you eat all the food out of their vagina but it has to be in a

[00:53:32] way where they get some sort of horrible infection and a little bit of

[00:53:38] pleasure a little bit of pain life is about give and take so fucking true not

[00:53:44] in a relationship between me and another person but I give and take from people

[00:53:48] in terms of manipulate misery take pleasure yeah exactly that kind of thing

[00:53:57] that's that's what that karma karma baby karma or as I understand it to be

[00:54:06] I just sucked off my dad it's crazy they couldn't find anyone else to direct

[00:54:13] that chocolate on his day not even ten million dollars it's fucking that is

[00:54:17] ungod damn real do it and I barely have fucked I've never direct a movie I'll

[00:54:21] do other I'll do it for 1 million thousand dollar for 2000 Brian singer let's

[00:54:28] look this up this story is fucking nice to you Brian what is the movie it's read

[00:54:33] something it's like an anime thing or a manga yeah no it's a red song a manga

[00:54:40] which I thought was like a sequel to Conan the barbarian but what's it called

[00:54:46] Red Pussy I don't know what it is Red Sonja is not the sequel to Conan no is it

[00:54:52] isn't it isn't a completely different thing I just looks like it the cover I

[00:54:58] think it sort of looks like it about the look of red Sonja now damn nice this

[00:55:03] bitches in 1985 oh I think you're right yeah it's involved yeah yeah it's the

[00:55:09] sequel oh shit I'm about to look up Red Sonja nude Bridget Nielsen shit is it

[00:55:17] Bridget Nielsen oh I'm looking a lot of comics with their to like I guess it's

[00:55:21] an an a comic or some shit yeah that's what I thought it was and you can see a

[00:55:25] lot of yeah there's a lot of titties but they're drawn titties not a real woman's

[00:55:31] tits oh red Sonja cosplay nice damn yeah I guess people are mad about this

[00:55:42] Brian singer thing which is yeah they should be

[00:55:48] I love that classic this is a pretty good red Sonja cosplay out there yeah

[00:55:55] let's see if there's red son you oh this is so funny dude so yeah I guess he's

[00:55:59] directing they're gonna like market this red Sonja movie is being like you

[00:56:03] like a feminist thing awesome it's being directed by a rapist a child but he

[00:56:09] rames guys so yeah what more feminist thing could you do there's here's a cool

[00:56:14] picture of how about this Brian singer 2020 singer Clinton 2020

[00:56:22] damn here's a real one or a woman who has red hair is getting fucked on Tina

[00:56:31] Rodica dot X axis should we end this yeah yeah somebody's got to press that

[00:56:36] button okay real quick before we end it please come see why is Jessica is Jessica

[00:56:40] Chastain not getting work getting money mom's tomorrow because Jessica

[00:56:43] Chastain called out Brian singer I wonder if she's gonna get fucking work

[00:56:47] anymore I don't know because I really do think that he's two pound world Nick

[00:56:51] loves Jessica Chastain she's good come to funny moms tomorrow it's our last one

[00:56:57] before we take off for the big Apple really she's to be like so hot and like

[00:57:02] Japan Australia this fucking dumb bitch goes and turns 35 how dare she if you are

[00:57:07] in Sydney on the 23rd of this month we will be there if you're in Melbourne on

[00:57:11] the 26 come see us if you're in Brisbane on the 28th will be there to

[00:57:16] bitch so come out suck a little titties lick our nuts I have some stuff pop in

[00:57:23] also if you're in DC I think I'm gonna be there in December at the DC draft house

[00:57:28] December 7th and 8th so come out to that and nothing's locked in yet but I'm

[00:57:32] gonna try and go to Indianapolis and maybe a couple surrounding cities maybe

[00:57:36] Cincinnati the week before I'm trying to do this a tour where I planted around NBA

[00:57:40] games I want to see so the Bucks are playing the Pacers on a Wednesday and

[00:57:44] I'm gonna try and do a Thursday show in Indiana my thing is designing shirts I'm

[00:57:48] getting back into the shirt game oh yeah you got a yes ma'am shirt coming yes

[00:57:52] yeah I've built a big that honey honey bee shirt oh yeah the Cheerios be looking

[00:57:58] at child pornography all kinds of shirts that people want to wear anyway gang

[00:58:05] that is the show bye guys keep you see you bye goodbye hey guys Adam already

[00:58:13] left but we just thought of a really Nick just I really yeah yeah it says

[00:58:16] Pinocchio but it's Pinocami to and every time he gets raped his wooden dick gets

[00:58:20] longer so yeah that's that's a little action put down on it it would have been

[00:58:25] a wester on it to just let it go so anyway thanks guys goodbye