[00:00:00] live from it is plugged in bitch

[00:00:04] and calm the fuck down

[00:00:07] all right

[00:00:08] that's right

[00:00:10] all right

[00:00:10] well this route i don't know

[00:00:12] you gotta get the other one out of the bank

[00:00:15] why are you in a salty yeah what's going on man

[00:00:18] what are you in a bad mood

[00:00:20] you're on the sides

[00:00:22] you're on the sides

[00:00:24] no decides

[00:00:25] hello everyone we're in japan in our airbnb

[00:00:29] we're all we all had a nice day of

[00:00:32] adam seems like you had a bad day

[00:00:35] you're already thrown a temper tantrum here you didn't plug in my mic

[00:00:38] oh maybe uh... you didn't plug in your mic

[00:00:42] it was you said it was ready to go

[00:00:43] right you came in here in japan you came in here you're upset

[00:00:47] i'm not upset right now

[00:00:49] that's clearly the tone of a man who's upset

[00:00:51] all right we're all trying to

[00:00:53] i'm we're jet lagged

[00:00:54] we're jet lagged as fuck

[00:00:56] we have the the world's mustn't say we did have a horrible

[00:00:59] fucking ad trip the customer service corner

[00:01:02] let a little better rep

[00:01:04] we did you know what

[00:01:05] american and what's up

[00:01:07] you're on fucking notice

[00:01:08] everyone goes cyber bully american

[00:01:10] yeah yeah we should use cum army

[00:01:13] yeah

[00:01:14] that's not really that would be good yeah they would be like a

[00:01:17] american airline stands up to racist podcast yeah no don't please actually

[00:01:22] don't let us deal with it please

[00:01:24] yeah we're gonna fucking bomb the

[00:01:26] according to the one that website is just for black people do you know that

[00:01:31] that did not know that it's

[00:01:33] it's uh... yet it's i'm trying to name the name of it but they have like their

[00:01:37] own

[00:01:38] it's like a travel website for black people

[00:01:41] now we're that right now it's run by american airlock

[00:01:45] not it's not african-american allies but it's you know that would

[00:01:49] the other

[00:01:51] now it's like travel black that cuz mcdonald's

[00:01:54] all the dot is the same thing they own black three six five dot com

[00:01:58] what is this what it's just like being black every day and then

[00:02:02] and i was

[00:02:05] or a family for my phone

[00:02:07] is that you know i will update everyone on what's been going on the last uh...

[00:02:11] i guess forty eight hours

[00:02:12] alright so maybe more than that we wake up

[00:02:15] we wake up at i would say around six a.m. to get to look like a water day

[00:02:20] was that said it was on friday morning uh-uh

[00:02:23] are you fucking kidding me friday new york dot damn friday morning new york

[00:02:27] time we wake up at six a.m.

[00:02:28] laguardia motherfucking airport have one connection

[00:02:32] chicago and then straight to motherfucking hour and a half layover

[00:02:36] nahrita nahrita tokyo

[00:02:38] so we board the plane in chicago we sit in the plane for like two hours

[00:02:42] and you asked to deboard stop eat says it's a eight

[00:02:46] sixty

[00:02:47] or eighty i don't remember how much

[00:02:50] milligrams of phc

[00:02:52] and i was good bro i was hired higher than my day they tell us there's a

[00:02:55] mechanical issue we have to deboard and then we wait there for four and a half

[00:02:59] hours and they cancel the entire flight

[00:03:01] the entire time stop is stoned off his board that's right

[00:03:05] and there's a little easy to back up

[00:03:08] it looks just like a little easy to get there

[00:03:11] but he had even more or in chair and he was even fatter

[00:03:13] the lucy doppelganger

[00:03:15] and i keep laughing every time i see him flight is canceled

[00:03:19] our entire flight

[00:03:20] uh... lines up a customer service

[00:03:23] and you know the the will of the japanese there it's difficult to break

[00:03:27] that they beat us

[00:03:28] uh...

[00:03:29] those people waited for it had to have been six hours we left to get dinner

[00:03:33] and then went back to the line

[00:03:35] they went back to the line

[00:03:37] uh...

[00:03:38] i was so useless in that scenario

[00:03:40] or are you describing the trouble we had flying

[00:03:43] and yeah

[00:03:43] uh... people don't kill everyone in man we're feeling a minute anyway no there's

[00:03:47] no way we don't just sound like rich assholes yeah sure sure so i

[00:03:51] they read book as to Dallas

[00:03:53] i guess american airlines was the NAACP issued a warning the black

[00:03:59] not use their

[00:04:03] hell yeah i'm trying to remember this fucking website man black travel they

[00:04:07] read book as a dallas and then in the middle of our flight to japan

[00:04:10] oh yeah someone gets sick some dumb bitch gets a stomachache and we have to

[00:04:14] stomachache we have to stop in alaska

[00:04:16] everyone was so understanding except for it seems like me

[00:04:21] and then we have to wait for them to get their luggage anyway

[00:04:24] we're here now baby here now

[00:04:26] and i got my dick sucked by a sea urchin

[00:04:29] uh... we're gonna get a stop at the

[00:04:18] pretty soon i don't think i'm going to actually

[00:04:34] i don't trust it dude

[00:04:36] you don't really

[00:04:37] if it was the kind of place we just go to a store

[00:04:40] and they're like and it's like i'll take some pussy please

[00:04:42] like you can get it off a menu yet i'd like to see a menu

[00:04:46] that's how that's the only way i know how to relate to any of it here that

[00:04:49] there's uh... just uh... streets where there are a bunch of african guys on

[00:04:53] the street and they're like

[00:04:54] they're like trying to get you to please sir by put aside

[00:04:58] it gets

[00:04:59] they they invited me into action to a happy endings club

[00:05:02] oh really

[00:05:03] you last night and i said i'm with my girlfriend

[00:05:06] and they're like they could do it

[00:05:10] that's good when you look at a mick i'm still trying to find this is a travel

[00:05:13] blacker blacker because it's very funny

[00:05:16] and get exalties companies stop doing it if you go to three six five black dot

[00:05:20] comment redirects to just the regular mcdonald's

[00:05:22] oh hell yeah there's a thing that these companies are doing like ten years ago

[00:05:26] yeah yeah yeah yeah like you know races were a website look we love

[00:05:31] uh... black people

[00:05:33] that's why we set up a separate page

[00:05:37] that better suits their needs brighter colors bigger fun you better smaller

[00:05:41] words that you better believe is dark

[00:05:44] yeah

[00:05:45] that's not a doubt no hold on it goes to mcdonald's but then it pulls up i guess

[00:05:49] like uh... it's still it's still the three six five black mop McDonald's is

[00:05:52] your community yeah it's a

[00:05:54] it's a

[00:05:55] if we

[00:05:57] we'd be opening mcdonald's will not put their hands up yeah

[00:06:00] yeah

[00:06:01] yeah

[00:06:03] well we'd be opening any grocery stores or anything in your community no

[00:06:07] but mcdonald's

[00:06:08] we're gonna throw a couple more of them shit's in there i'm love it

[00:06:11] i'd be a lot of the i'd be a damn sure beloved you know i love that

[00:06:15] that's

[00:06:17] bad up up up up up

[00:06:19] i'll walk in love

[00:06:21] that's what it's

[00:06:24] apparently push your teeth

[00:06:26] wrote that jingle

[00:06:27] yeah that came out recently yeah

[00:06:29] that's a good one of his credits

[00:06:31] he wrote the mcdonald's

[00:06:32] you know it is part of the use on the eastern motors commercial yes that was

[00:06:36] so fun yeah it was

[00:06:37] would fall from not even grace yet one song did one song yeah is he anything

[00:06:42] else is just a friend

[00:06:44] but you say uh... just a

[00:06:46] vapors

[00:06:47] i don't know that song yeah i caught the vapors

[00:06:50] oh interesting

[00:06:52] want to smoke

[00:06:54] no the vapors is like uh...

[00:06:55] a painting

[00:06:59] uh... anyway sounds like someone has been a three six five black dot com

[00:07:03] checked out the slang section

[00:07:07] that would be great if it on on the monies pandering websites that like

[00:07:10] a section for slang so that black

[00:07:15] you go to mcdonald's website to find out how to talk

[00:07:20] and other people in their community

[00:07:22] brother man

[00:07:24] soul brother

[00:07:27] a lot of variations on brother

[00:07:29] the bomb

[00:07:30] this website's all fucked up it doesn't work i remember going to it like years

[00:07:34] ago and it was like

[00:07:35] uh... mcdonald's

[00:07:37] acknowledges

[00:07:40] the uh... babu tree

[00:07:42] strong african roots and some of the tree

[00:07:45] yeah and it's like

[00:07:47] you know the tree represents how connected black people are the culture

[00:07:52] i'm sorry

[00:07:53] this is a hamburger restaurant

[00:07:56] the shittiest food in the world you serve the worst food of all time

[00:08:01] why do you have a fucking

[00:08:02] what ever research department

[00:08:04] finding black shit we need to

[00:08:07] just the darkest as true

[00:08:10] i'm saying

[00:08:12] uh...

[00:08:12] yeah also whenever they have those uh...

[00:08:15] uh... black history month commercials they would say like it's black history

[00:08:19] month at mcdonald's as opposed to

[00:08:21] mhm

[00:08:22] it's black history month everywhere just a mcdonald's did it's extra black history

[00:08:26] month we're doing more black everything is penis peanut butter in it

[00:08:30] because george washington carver who had a high-ass voice

[00:08:33] is a real recording of him speaking

[00:08:36] there's also is a conspiracy from the eighteen hundred

[00:08:40] and

[00:08:43] but

[00:08:45] but

[00:08:46] it's about

[00:08:49] i'm trying to make a pussy at these people

[00:08:52] he just accidentally made peanut butter try to make a pocket pussy at a peanut

[00:08:57] that's too hard for my

[00:08:59] and

[00:09:00] and he saw

[00:09:01] it is

[00:09:03] and

[00:09:04] i started on pina's having six months out

[00:09:09] and i put all of my balls

[00:09:12] and then i was like maybe i could use this for

[00:09:15] instead of having sis animals

[00:09:18] uh... george washington carver

[00:09:21] uh... i believe some people say he was castrated

[00:09:25] yet

[00:09:26] or really

[00:09:27] being too small

[00:09:28] i think so yeah

[00:09:30] are you the red red that somewhere

[00:09:32] gee

[00:09:34] it might be a little bit of these gwc

[00:09:36] and i thought three six five black

[00:09:38] that's not going to be a george washington carver at a pinball is that

[00:09:42] balls

[00:09:44] wow thanks for dot

[00:09:45] i mean i don't know if that's real i believe it was my friend from my school

[00:09:49] let look out disabled this website that is too many items events and then in the

[00:09:54] community

[00:09:56] or they say that

[00:09:58] yeah um...

[00:09:59] it is in your community a similar video that i got that george washington

[00:10:03] carver facts from

[00:10:04] one of my friends from high school posted a video about how three six five

[00:10:07] black sub sub title deeply rooted in the community very nice the word

[00:10:12] community appears on this page like six hundred and then there's only like twenty

[00:10:16] five words on here

[00:10:19] yes is a bad website

[00:10:21] it seems like it's one of those old websites that's just still up like the

[00:10:24] space jam website is space jam still up yet it's like you know it looks like a

[00:10:28] geosities account

[00:10:30] hell yeah

[00:10:31] can you play it

[00:10:32] it's like a bunch of different like what they play our kelly's

[00:10:35] about raise your mind

[00:10:37] uh...

[00:10:37] i like we gotta win this game against the monsters but they said we're not allowed

[00:10:42] to get any black players

[00:10:46] mornis lee him

[00:10:49] just the glenitunes versus black people

[00:10:53] that's a

[00:10:54] that's a fun idea that's good

[00:10:57] what happens if the black people win

[00:10:58] they get their

[00:11:00] amusement park back i forget the plot of that movie when they can enslave no

[00:11:04] they didn't steal all the stills yeah charles barkley sold to carry jonson

[00:11:09] charles barkley mugsie bugs he bugs

[00:11:12] uh... someone else

[00:11:13] the tall white guy who get yammed on all the time shawn bradley

[00:11:17] shawn bradley

[00:11:18] that's right

[00:11:20] to do what is an amusement park or something

[00:11:24] uh... yes

[00:11:25] that's a bit of a amusement park on the moon cuz i know

[00:11:28] jordan bets double or nothing

[00:11:31] jordan that's a bit involved his friends with bugs bunny yes i know

[00:11:35] zen

[00:11:35] uh... that's right the aliens threatened the tunes

[00:11:39] and then i wrote a jordan for the aliens have like an amusement park that's the only detail

[00:11:43] that

[00:11:44] the music and i remember jordan said he'd be their slave if they want

[00:11:48] i remember the opening golf scene with bill mary and larry bird

[00:11:53] now this website's not all that's still active because they have the twenty eighteen

[00:11:56] inspiration celebration

[00:11:58] oh wow tour

[00:12:01] there's a mcdonald's gospel tour

[00:12:03] yeah we gotta go to that

[00:12:05] for more i'm really into mcdonald's not so many this is the way

[00:12:10] when we get a group of all right guys together we go to the twenty eighteen

[00:12:13] mcdonald's inspiration celebration gospel tour

[00:12:16] and then this is how we heal race and

[00:12:19] i hear america's city power is probably a problem i'm tired man i'm tired of

[00:12:23] mary kim songs about cheeseburgers

[00:12:27] mcdonald's like to use your current location

[00:12:30] why

[00:12:32] to track me no thanks man

[00:12:36] who for a great

[00:12:37] it's called the twenty eighteen mcdonald's inspiration celebration gospel tour

[00:12:41] and then here the dates october twenty th los angeles california

[00:12:45] that's it

[00:12:48] one show

[00:12:50] the whole time

[00:12:54] that is the only show

[00:12:56] that's not fun to be a girl

[00:12:59] uh... fucked it we are america dude

[00:13:02] yeah did i like japan better

[00:13:05] after uh... twenty four hours also

[00:13:08] i like uh... being in in a nice at the state and

[00:13:12] this is great being looked down upon everyone i have a winning team close

[00:13:16] detrick hadn't donald larens ricki dillard jj hairston of course leandria

[00:13:22] johnson

[00:13:23] tod dalini and can jones

[00:13:25] those are all

[00:13:26] property and have yet rob dalini's radio personality lani hunter resumes

[00:13:30] hosting

[00:13:31] mmm resumes last time they've been a the top-journer morning show is he

[00:13:37] uh... i think so

[00:13:38] well i never have a time joiner and civil

[00:13:41] nick brings it up all the time

[00:13:43] yeah all the time

[00:13:44] you bring a lot of

[00:13:46] you look into good reference

[00:13:49] i've never listened to never i didn't even know it existed it's like a

[00:13:52] how do you know it's all local thing right now it's nationally syndicated

[00:13:56] maybe

[00:13:57] oh oh oh it's a time join a more i remember um my mom was not into too much

[00:14:03] black my dad used to listen to i miss

[00:14:05] and uh... like us

[00:14:07] do you remember that guy

[00:14:08] how do i like it

[00:14:09] i never i don't know

[00:14:10] i know james adomians version is a dog like this doesn't have a better than i

[00:14:14] do like this

[00:14:15] yeah he like hates bitches or something yeah yeah yeah

[00:14:18] listen man yeah he does it so well

[00:14:22] uh... mcdonald's black forward experience

[00:14:25] what

[00:14:28] i guess let's just go through all the tabs with his website

[00:14:32] this is what broadcast

[00:14:34] i remember a thing from ten years ago that i probably already talked about

[00:14:38] on detail

[00:14:39] oh yeah let's just read things off

[00:14:42] off my phone and i got that stupid

[00:14:48] mcdonald's black forward experience the twenty eighteen essence festival

[00:14:52] who

[00:14:54] with black forward

[00:14:55] this epic event was designed to celebrate trendsetters and encourage

[00:14:59] dreamers and doers to move black culture for

[00:15:02] what the fuck

[00:15:04] does mcdonald's have to do with this at all

[00:15:07] when the did they do it some part of the day kill a black child in a fryer twenty

[00:15:11] years ago

[00:15:12] part of the fucking they killed a lot of black people just in a game slowly yeah

[00:15:17] well where the fuck is the fuck is the fucking

[00:15:21] killed a lot of white people to do oh my god yeah

[00:15:24] this is on their back

[00:15:26] the

[00:15:26] mccdonald's v65 white

[00:15:28] but this is in the copy on the website

[00:15:30] nearly and then in brackets insert number of attendees

[00:15:34] that's

[00:15:36] fucking incredible i'd play games

[00:15:39] sit on a you know it's so funny is because they made the website they're

[00:15:42] like well we've got to have black people in charge of it and then that's

[00:15:45] who's updating this

[00:15:47] website

[00:15:54] one black item managed to be three six five black he probably hates the job

[00:16:00] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know however many that's true and they're

[00:16:04] like um

[00:16:05] uh... we check the website market is like yeah and

[00:16:09] nothing

[00:16:11] yeah

[00:16:12] great job

[00:16:15] damn yeah on friday night latin artist seven oh two reunited with

[00:16:20] performance

[00:16:21] seven oh two uh... alumni's of dasha's high school in Las Vegas really yeah

[00:16:25] the Las Vegas did they have a big song where my girls are girls are girls

[00:16:30] from the front to back said oh that's them i did i did i did it i thought it was

[00:16:33] i i there's a very early irony thing i thought it was very funny to sing that

[00:16:37] song

[00:16:38] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:16:40] where my girls are

[00:16:41] oh that's so funny cuz i think why did that with destiny's child yeah yeah yeah

[00:16:45] well seven oh two is the Las Vegas area code

[00:16:48] oh nice that's

[00:16:49] they were

[00:16:49] oh my girls are local fans

[00:16:51] on the front to back

[00:16:52] then panicking the disco and the killers

[00:16:55] about panicking for the disco

[00:16:57] uh...

[00:16:58] where they go

[00:16:59] ah there's too many of them might get a couple my ass couple my mouth i get

[00:17:03] on Saturday the McDonald's midnight mix shut the entire city down

[00:17:08] how many number of attendees really

[00:17:11] what city boss angeles DJ drama laid the soundtrack artist John

[00:17:15] he's a jama's not even black he's Albanian

[00:17:19] DJ drama

[00:17:20] he's a drama's Albanian dude

[00:17:23] really yeah i know cuz eldest is proud of every Albanian

[00:17:26] oh to get even more on this another McDonald's events follow three

[00:17:30] self-

[00:17:32] I know that's a good one for all Albanian I'll be honest

[00:17:36] I'll just analyze the doosh go they got it in

[00:17:38] asponcho

[00:17:41] do you when i was in a yeah for the afro latino when i was in the Bronx the

[00:17:45] other day

[00:17:46] you saw a bunch of guys on Arthur Avenue wearing like leather biker vests

[00:17:51] and then there was this black and red crest

[00:17:55] and that i was like that doesn't look Italian

[00:17:57] and looked it up it was the Albanian flag was that bird yeah yeah they actually

[00:18:01] have a cool thing

[00:18:02] yeah in the Bronx it's there's tons of Albanian mob you know it's like an Albanian biker gang

[00:18:07] and they're all drinking like tiny espresso's at this place on Arthur Avenue

[00:18:11] no dude Albanians are all over the Bronx that's tight the Albanian mob is out there

[00:18:15] yeah heavy

[00:18:16] isn't what's his name Albanian

[00:18:19] the rapper the fat guy

[00:18:21] that's like on all those vice Albanian have Jewish yeah

[00:18:24] on all those in Bronx all those vice things yeah yeah

[00:18:28] he's gonna smoke weed and then talk about food

[00:18:31] yeah that's about how many and it's just you and your friends having

[00:18:35] having gay sex on the beach

[00:18:38] yeah fuck out being a guy

[00:18:39] they don't have a beach yeah fucking ugly ass landlock bullshit fucking state

[00:18:44] fuck out being that mud hut piece of shit

[00:18:47] it's but sounds like not a very nice place nice night sucks dick so why don't you

[00:18:51] like them

[00:18:53] they don't have a lot more McDonald's and Albanian website we should make 365 Albanian

[00:18:58] that's right I'm saying this not before they make the a lot of people in the

[00:19:02] black community fat and kill them why don't they do it for sure for they got

[00:19:06] me hooked at a poor whites yeah at East Point Mall where I used to fucking

[00:19:11] frequent that was my mall growing up right next to Aladdin's castle the fucking

[00:19:15] arcade there was a big ass McDonald's with the Ronald McDonald's statue yep and

[00:19:19] I never felt good like I felt the joy I felt when I got to go to McDonald's

[00:19:24] as a little ass kid suck on my dick old and it's a clown who forces children

[00:19:31] I mean I felt that same joy dude

[00:19:35] suck on my dick old

[00:19:37] good man first name is suck on excuse me no I didn't think it was

[00:19:46] retarded saying smart things no no if you think about it McDonald's just

[00:19:50] killed a lot of black no no no if you didn't know that was those numbers in

[00:19:57] your hands my full if you get really just think critically about McDonald's

[00:20:01] role in the community saying they're killing all different types of people

[00:20:05] so they shouldn't feel so bad where is where is McDonald's 365 white that's

[00:20:10] what I'm saying where's the whiteness

[00:20:11] is why it led by the poor white man that was the point I was making the point

[00:20:24] was there should be more than one of those I agree man three sit McDonald's

[00:20:30] 365 lay ocean you know do they fuck up layers I don't know maybe those people

[00:20:36] are what the fuck is this they got Agent Orange poisoning

[00:20:39] blavity news yes so kissy blavity I guess it's like a like black like black

[00:20:44] yeah gravity what is it a fun oh no the news culture commentary justice well

[00:20:50] they have all those kind of what's that's boss I know boss it but that makes

[00:20:54] sense black on black

[00:20:57] yeah so I get all my news I'm about Bob sip yeah it's the blue blork blinds

[00:21:05] yeah yeah yeah yeah beer blood gonna be believed but

[00:21:11] bottle blunt it's all good but what's also bloods the right yeah yeah yeah

[00:21:16] YG managing editor of the blow of the blavity

[00:21:19] game yeah meet the youngest black woman to own a McDonald's franchise and they

[00:21:25] retweeted it and you can just see her huge tits through let's see let me see

[00:21:29] that yeah hell yeah oh she's got some slap I don't know where is it I want to

[00:21:35] work there look at this guy who's definitely trying to get a piece just

[00:21:38] trying to jerk off to his boss he thinks they're equal he works a big

[00:21:43] guy on his black woman that owns it he's like you know it's the side yeah but

[00:21:47] seriously I'm basically right yeah she's taking home those get your phone off

[00:21:52] the wires just in case I love the wires I would never disrespect the wires that

[00:21:58] shirt is really cool you didn't get my text earlier today he asked her I asked

[00:22:04] you to look for something for me a butt plug a Tokyo Giants jersey what are the

[00:22:11] other teams Nick got Hiroshima carp yeah Hiroshima toyo carp what about the

[00:22:17] Nagasaki dude we got to get that you just you just I think Nagasaki is just a

[00:22:23] field damn Hiroshima bounce back though apparently the Hiroshima like

[00:22:28] memorial is really nice I'm not go dope apparently it's really moving yeah I'm

[00:22:35] not gonna get nuts from left to right that's what I say to them yeah that's

[00:22:39] right I'll be in the pachinko parlors happy to be an ATL congrats to our

[00:22:46] inspiration celebration scholarship winner we teamed up with some I want to

[00:22:53] fuck that lady that owns that McDonald's yeah you should go there she looks good

[00:22:56] is it Atlanta McDonald's 365 black wants to say congratulations to stavros

[00:23:02] for fucking like a picture you hold hands that lady fucking the youngest

[00:23:08] black woman of all time

[00:23:11] you know I would love to go to land I feel like there's a lot of like hot like

[00:23:17] successful black ladies they're all fucking they got they got why not

[00:23:21] brandy performing at essence why wouldn't they fuck me they're fucking

[00:23:25] successful all the not all the people they book for their shows are like from

[00:23:30] 20 years yeah they need I think that's the way like black pop artists extend

[00:23:35] their careers is by going gospel and shit like that yeah yeah that's true you

[00:23:39] know it's like true like I feel like that's what Fantasia burrino from the

[00:23:43] gospel and then also McDonald's oh yeah oh I thought it was still a gospel event

[00:23:48] no this is the essence fast there's maybe it is but oh essence fast we're

[00:23:54] still about to go to New Orleans what about white essence why why are they the

[00:24:00] only people with the essence you know I guess so Bill Cosby's gonna get into

[00:24:04] gospel music yeah that's right he's gonna get his career back on track shots out

[00:24:09] the young Bill getting fucking probably raped out there in jail yeah do you think

[00:24:13] that you think they're able to see yeah dude some old man pussy yeah what do you

[00:24:20] think an old man's ass feels like the fuck it's probably like loosened up over

[00:24:24] the years that's actually I really wonder if he's getting a good and old man's

[00:24:29] ass probably feels almost like a pussy you might argue you know sure one might

[00:24:35] argue that one might be said that all right here's my thing an ass is

[00:24:44] tighter than a pussy right in the forefront at the very front no excuses

[00:24:48] no limit just go and do it McDonald's owner operator share their personal

[00:24:53] mantras for success nice no you cannot have any time off no you will not know

[00:25:00] vacation sorry yeah how much you make deep fryer is more important than you

[00:25:06] yeah seven or two in the building and taking the stage I'm glad the girls of

[00:25:12] seven or two are still working that's okay where my girls at where are they

[00:25:17] sure well yeah I wonder what how much you make if you're a franchise owner of

[00:25:23] McDonald's you make a million dollars right yeah I guess probably I mean a

[00:25:28] million a year the like liquid capital you need upfront even a fucking McDonald

[00:25:33] I mean you have to be pretty goddamn rich that really get the loan or whatever

[00:25:37] yeah I probably cost like like a quarter million dollars even open in a McDonald's

[00:25:42] that shit that's what I'm gonna do like I to open a fucking red box it cost like

[00:25:47] twenty thousand dollars really yeah those are still operational no they were at

[00:25:52] McDonald's to terrible investment yeah that's where I saw Floyd Mayweather when

[00:25:57] I was at Red Box at McDonald's in Vegas yeah I was he was tiny did you

[00:26:03] fuck him no but he was with two amazingly hot girls of course he was dude but yeah

[00:26:11] he was like he's maybe like five six yeah so he was like six inches pretty

[00:26:16] pretty yeah pretty good honey honestly sounds like a tall guy to me I mean yeah

[00:26:21] it was right after he beat Ricky Hatton oh that I got fucked up you remember

[00:26:26] all the white people were fucking meat can bet yeah he was I read a McDonald's

[00:26:30] franchise requires a total of investment of one and just to 2.2 million

[00:26:36] whoa with liquid capital available of 750,000 damn the franchise feel alone is

[00:26:41] 45 grand damn yeah wow yeah it's not like to do anything you have to already be

[00:26:48] rich fuck dude yeah that's that's my why don't you do that with your money Nick

[00:26:53] I don't have so I don't have a 2.2 million dollar you basically do at this

[00:26:58] point no he does not

[00:27:02] two million dollars so much money yeah if I had two million dollars I would just

[00:27:06] buy a multifamily and then yeah yeah and then start multiple families start

[00:27:11] multiple family I get one bitch on the first floor with second bitch on the

[00:27:15] second that's that should happen get your man on the third floor that's the gay

[00:27:19] floor daddy's here for rent yeah yeah still make a market price do we all want

[00:27:26] to get foreclosed on because I'm not daddy ain't working no job that's pretty

[00:27:32] sure

[00:27:34] I will not have this fantasy I have that Tony the tiger necklace yeah oh yeah

[00:27:41] of course they'll call you daddy make your checks out to daddy you have your

[00:27:47] name legal exchange the bank they're like you can't cash these my first name is

[00:27:53] daddy I have no last name can you make give yourself one name legally yeah is

[00:28:00] that would become your last name yeah you remember in 2000 when that's stupid

[00:28:04] asshole legally changes native the dot-com guy yeah I remember that happening

[00:28:10] that's cool great 2000 story during the yeah during the the dot-com bubble while

[00:28:17] at burst he was like let me yeah that's what burst yeah in between 2001 and

[00:28:22] 2002 so it was right before that what the fuck is the dot-com bubble like what

[00:28:27] the fuck were you even selling just starting web tips I would like calm yeah

[00:28:31] it has not come as the example everyone yeah you had like dot and then if you

[00:28:35] were billion dollars they would do yeah they're there the IPOs would like just

[00:28:43] because you had a website generate like so much fucking initial capital that's

[00:28:47] a major capitalist we're like just pouring money out of money added because

[00:28:51] it was like because well that that was like a bubble is you know you compare it

[00:28:58] to like Bitcoin or whatever bitcoins just propped up mostly by like retail

[00:29:03] investors I think where it was the dot-com bubble was like financial

[00:29:07] institutions like wildly over valuing this technology they didn't understand

[00:29:11] right because it was like no one knew what the fucking internet was gonna be

[00:29:14] right it was like here yeah it was gonna do something but in terms of how

[00:29:18] e-commerce worked or what it would look at like totally so there's all the

[00:29:22] shit now that we have that was like embraced by dot-com like what Amazon

[00:29:28] eventually became is like you know they wasn't everything grocery delivery

[00:29:31] services which now have viability like the restartups that just did that but

[00:29:36] they really in the early 2000 yeah and they just fell flat immediately like

[00:29:40] people invested in them and then they brought like talented people on board

[00:29:43] but they just couldn't get off the ground or like yeah I mean I didn't trust

[00:29:46] computers at all yeah like people didn't get that used to be a thing that was

[00:29:50] like I remember hearing that it was like yeah you should never buy something

[00:29:54] online yeah I remember it was like never post a picture of yourself on the

[00:29:59] internet right and I remember I was clowning my cousin I was like you dumb

[00:30:03] bitch what is it when she showed me her Facebook yeah I was like yeah right

[00:30:06] bitch yeah you're gonna get fucking abducted well when you needed a college

[00:30:12] email address yeah I wasn't like the first time I ever used Amazon was like

[00:30:18] probably 2009 mm-hmm and I get extra small condoms yeah yeah and which is the

[00:30:24] only thing they sold on Amazon was no it was books right no no it was extra

[00:30:29] small condoms yeah that's how base was made as many extra small condoms and then

[00:30:33] you get them adding to that joke on our comedy podcast wait it was books I bet

[00:30:39] everyone's real impressed that you know what they had on Amazon yeah I know a

[00:30:46] lot about companies it's not a big deal it's not a big deal that I know a lot

[00:30:50] about business and companies right what did he sell it the second time after

[00:30:54] books extra small no man he started with extra small

[00:30:59] comms and then books pivoted to books about how to put on extra small

[00:31:03] condoms I didn't know that all right now you learn something new every day

[00:31:06] anyways yeah but no I remember like even in 2009 it was like yeah I don't

[00:31:11] know if you should be buying stuff online yeah dangerous Elvis used to mail

[00:31:16] checks to motherfuckers on eBay to buy hardcore records he was in that shit and

[00:31:21] like middle school yeah Elvis eldest scene sort of he was I mean not really he

[00:31:28] was just like a nerd and wear a girl pants no he was too fat to wear girl

[00:31:32] pants cute just fat as shit yeah take that all this you fucking idiot fucking

[00:31:39] fat he's you wasn't fat huh you Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos not I was just jacked

[00:31:46] Bezos I was fat but I could have been a scene kid if I wanted to I was beautiful

[00:31:49] dude just fucking if you got jacked you'd look like Jeff Bezos no I'm cuter he's

[00:31:56] a bald brother I'm cuter than Jeff Bezos all right I'm tired this bullshit the

[00:32:00] same way everyone every Asian person looks alike to you fucking round on I

[00:32:04] didn't say that okay I haven't been saying the same way all black people

[00:32:07] look like all bald people look alike to you is that what you're fighting saying

[00:32:10] that about Asians or black people you're saying I would look just like Jeff Bezos

[00:32:15] motherfucker well if you got the tooth also I'm sexier than Jeff Bezos

[00:32:19] search for Jeff Gazos yeah what come on that's him that's him sometimes I think

[00:32:26] I'm going to fuck is this podcast you know it's like literally anyone could

[00:32:30] do this at this point now yeah anyone in the world could do why don't they do

[00:32:34] it and then I search for things like Jeff Gazos and then you're like I got zero

[00:32:38] results yep it's like I guess not the world still needs us yeah until that page

[00:32:43] is three at least three deep right you guys are we can media page for Jeff

[00:32:48] Gazos and he's you know some guy that went to Pratt with the SVA

[00:32:53] does performance are he's like Jeff Bezos but gay welcome to gay Amazon

[00:33:01] just the same company it's just as treating his workers just as bad but also

[00:33:07] having gay sex with them he's doing everything Amazon yeah started a company

[00:33:13] well I gotta tell you these Japanese bathrooms not so big very small small not

[00:33:19] good for gay sex peace sheet in my mouth well I'd love to their pal now we're

[00:33:25] talking yeah yeah went to Japan and the toilets there I feel like I got a lot of

[00:33:34] common with them just can't wait for people to piss and shit my mouth

[00:33:45] motherfucking Cruz Aru cruising at a ruzo reached suck my D please I feel like

[00:33:53] walking around this country though people have really respected us for sure

[00:33:58] respected me well me and you were together easily all the respect is

[00:34:02] going to me I feel respected at all you don't feel respected yeah dude I feel

[00:34:06] like such a just filthy immigrant that's how I understand that's the beauty of

[00:34:11] the guys I look down on feel yeah they're just racist here right is that

[00:34:16] their move well they don't say it out loud but they're all thinking it yeah

[00:34:20] but they're racist but they're also obsessed with us too well not too like

[00:34:24] American fashion to them Koreans are like bugs right yeah oh yeah subhuman

[00:34:30] other kinds of Asians are just bullshit I think that they're getting

[00:34:32] their cooler with Koreans now than they've ever ever been before because they

[00:34:36] now because Korea's become like a cultural exporter because of K pop and

[00:34:41] like movies and stuff interesting but you know in is there a Japanese film

[00:34:46] industry is there like famous Japanese now there's a single they haven't

[00:34:51] never been as famous Japanese director what about now no name or don't even

[00:34:57] cure us out no doesn't exist really never been a single movie

[00:35:03] about it are you sure yeah what about that's that movie that they stole the

[00:35:07] Lion King from white Simba or whatever oh sue oh so Adam didn't want to get

[00:35:14] dinged for trying to drop knowing something was better my hair in fact I

[00:35:19] didn't get what he's like that's incredible say oh say OZ

[00:35:26] stuff hold on hold on there's Miyazaki yeah that's a cartoon guy that's a

[00:35:34] director what about a famous Japanese actor yeah there's the guy why do not

[00:35:41] be a Ken why not be you know I thought when I was in college I went I had

[00:35:46] stomach issues I went to that endoscopy center and then they can want a

[00:35:50] fuck they gave people can't want to not be me off

[00:35:56] can't want to know me so this is British girls like we so what do you say like

[00:36:05] knob knob me off she was like what the fuck are you talking about

[00:36:10] yeah you know it's like you know to like suck somebody's dick she's excuse me

[00:36:14] this is the British Consulate she's like no knob me off you know say

[00:36:22] knob her no she's blowjob I guess what yeah they don't have a British way to

[00:36:27] say it was like you know like top off or something yeah yeah you know regulate

[00:36:32] the governor I was like look I don't really know how small talk was yeah

[00:36:39] I'm sorry I fucked this up sorry I'm sorry your majesty wouldn't it be also

[00:36:45] if the emperor of Japan had a royal guard like the British guards but instead of

[00:36:50] those big hats they had Goku hair really cool if we went to jail for sucking his

[00:36:54] dick yeah ever possible bro that's the way I want to go my first gauges

[00:37:05] Russia as an international scandal I put on a red white and blue American flag

[00:37:11] tracks just a red trust just like a negation a red white blue kimono just

[00:37:18] brought up to the emperor on this wooden shoes and suck his day this is for

[00:37:25] fucking Pearl Harbor you fucking jab this is revenge your fucking gay you

[00:37:40] listen you're fucking gay the emperors that means your whole fucking country's game

[00:37:55] you're right I apologize I would never do I would never just respect the

[00:38:00] em just respect the room the Emperor the Empire Otter son they still have one

[00:38:05] yeah yeah Nick was just telling me that that was terms of their part of the

[00:38:12] treaty we get to keep an emperor yeah after one or two they insisted on

[00:38:16] keeping her emperor did like no this man is not going to fucking trial for no

[00:38:21] war crimes baby he's gonna but it's like symbolic sex sucked and eating ramen

[00:38:26] no I still had a state in a pagoda what about Abe that's the prime minister is

[00:38:34] he good this Abbe fuck I think he tried to he tried to the only thing I know

[00:38:40] about obbe is train related okay what continues right to like personally fun

[00:38:45] a Maglev train in between like DC and Baltimore or something but personally

[00:38:51] yeah out of his like own money I think is he rich I guess no it was just like I

[00:38:56] guess probably I don't understand the motivation for it and this is like 10

[00:39:00] years ago so I don't even know if that's right but you know he was somehow

[00:39:04] involved in a train oh fuck it was on the east coast or paying for part of it and

[00:39:10] I think it was because like Japanese we're good yeah Japanese companies we get

[00:39:16] the contracts or well maybe it's like but I shin she toes I was first name yeah

[00:39:21] she's shins oh I thought she's oh yeah gizmo abbe

[00:39:30] just no anyways rat so rinso huh rat so rinso

[00:39:37] obey mm-hmm rat so rizzo that was the all right let's hear it oh fuck oh was that

[00:39:47] the movie where engine of jolly's dad gets his dick sucked yeah it is right yeah

[00:39:57] I mean it's simulated I don't know if it's actually no that guy looks like Rick

[00:40:00] Moranis sucks his dick in the yeah yeah that's right that's right dude that

[00:40:04] should suck he hated that's a night cowboy

[00:40:08] 1969 Angelina's jolly's dad gets his dick sucked by a guy that looks like

[00:40:13] Rick Moranis he did look a lot like Rick Moranis that is a good point I thought

[00:40:18] he was gay maybe not being gay here hell yeah dude the fat guy on the soft bank

[00:40:25] Hawks just hit a home run nice the fat Dominican Japanese they have Dominicans

[00:40:30] oh yeah that's not fair hell yeah this guy is so fucking fat

[00:40:36] despina he's got a chubby ass fucking jaw jowl yeah we're watching the Japanese

[00:40:44] fucking baseball league motherfuckers what of it you trying to suck me off

[00:40:48] yeah everyone listening at home and eating my ass damn I'm so tired yeah I'm

[00:40:52] insanely jetlagged or not I feel like I could stay up did you find coffee to

[00:40:57] didn't I've been drinking coffee all day long you drink so much coffee though

[00:41:02] brother Nick does it don't do shit I needed to let him let him let him let

[00:41:07] him let him you don't even want to go around Nick before he's at his coffee you

[00:41:11] don't want to see me before I've sucked off

[00:41:14] everybody's in the office fuck you get hungry again

[00:41:21] eat my secretary's post I mean all the kinds of rape I guess that is that was

[00:41:38] the wine scene kind one scene mostly a pussy really yeah wow the most of it was

[00:41:45] like yo come in my room so I can well yeah isn't didn't his dick fall off or

[00:41:49] something that's the rumor is that it's dicks stopped working like 10 years ago

[00:41:52] or it fell off I think it fell off because with with science you can make a dick

[00:41:57] work with science and and magic and sorcery if you went to a sorcerer what

[00:42:04] would you what would you ask of him what would I ask of the sorcerer mm-hmm

[00:42:08] more sources yeah I would ask for more wishes more sirs sorcerers you only get

[00:42:13] to ask one thing more sorcerers so you could fuck them Nick you only got one

[00:42:18] wish I don't know Harvey Weinstein I guess he would shoot up via a great

[00:42:25] to his dick with with the syringe yeah she was fucked up apparently New York

[00:42:32] Times reports Harvey Weinstein made his assistance bring him the injections at

[00:42:35] brown paper bags often delivering the doses to hotels before his meetings with

[00:42:40] women penalize Jacks are administered directly into the penis and can start

[00:42:45] working as little as five minutes yeah interesting keep reading about this just

[00:42:50] so we can laugh at Harvey Weinstein yeah we're gonna lose no other reason

[00:42:53] graduate from pills which is we're instead of tying up doing heroin we put

[00:42:58] up hands around each other's cocks you pine deck covered in needles

[00:43:05] so Jesus Christ he shot up into his cock you got to come dude you got to come

[00:43:11] somehow damn I wonder if he had a big point at the times Weinstein often has

[00:43:17] assistance procure his penal injections for rectum dysphoxia do you imagine

[00:43:22] being that guy's a sister oh boy I get to finally work in the movie business I

[00:43:29] got to bring some fat guy is fat rapist I'm helping a man rape I'm not gonna get

[00:43:35] raped with his dick needles I just wanted to fucking work on Toy Story 3

[00:43:43] yeah he also smoked six and Scott Rudin would send him like mad cartons of

[00:43:51] six every year for Christmas so just kill him who Scott Rudin he's another

[00:43:56] powerful but he's gay so you'll never get him oh nice yeah it appears I guess

[00:44:02] you just get the fuck I guess you just get to rape men and fuck children I don't

[00:44:07] think Scott Rudin rape man you don't think so no but apparently he's the mean

[00:44:11] I guess you get to he's the meanest boss of all time oh he like ruins people's

[00:44:16] loss that's how that's how Hollywood bosses are I don't know man I don't really

[00:44:25] understand that trade off yeah you get the fuck which feels good but you got a

[00:44:29] jam and needle in the yeah at that point hang it up bro start getting

[00:44:34] that's why I know yeah that's why he just started just eating pussy yeah but

[00:44:38] even that is like does he jerk off his little fucking broken dick while he's

[00:44:43] pussy no he just got off on making women do do shit you know yeah I guess he's

[00:44:48] coming because of the rape not because of the fuck my foot oh guys I don't know

[00:44:54] if my foot's gonna make it out of this trip for all our loyal listeners my

[00:44:58] shit is fucked up again I think I'm maybe I'll go to a spa tomorrow instead of

[00:45:03] one on the sand we're the on sends attitude there's mad on since is there

[00:45:09] a stay at one is there like a fucking high-end aspond Tokyo there's hell of

[00:45:14] high-end aspos and there's like also ones that are like you can take a train

[00:45:19] like 40 minutes outside the city and you like there's one apparently a really

[00:45:23] good one of the base of Mount Fuji this isn't interesting to know I'm sorry I'm

[00:45:27] just getting my foot starting to hurt at the base of Mount what about the base

[00:45:31] of Mount Stiles penis that's not about would you like to explore that there's

[00:45:36] no that is not about yeah try going to the Tokyo tower today but I couldn't

[00:45:41] I ran out of didn't let anymore gay guys what is that why sorry we have reached

[00:45:49] out of quota I don't afraid around there was a here earlier please no more gay people

[00:45:57] I don't think they do the ro stand for everything please you're too gay

[00:46:01] please thank you thank you to gay I will say the fun like what soon as we walked

[00:46:10] out of the plane they which they lost our fucking bags too but there was a there

[00:46:14] was a sign that was like passengers Star Wars Alex Adam Friedman a couple of

[00:46:18] guys talked to American air baggage claim and then the next one it was like a

[00:46:23] group of people that had to catch a connecting flight and it they spelled

[00:46:27] flight f r i g h no it's fright fright fest yeah I mean in the Halloween spirit

[00:46:33] honestly like they fuck it up so much I know then the Chinese do it's awesome the

[00:46:39] Chinese know how to speak cuz the Chinese they don't have culture they

[00:46:42] don't have they erased it in the cultural revolution yeah they just don't you know

[00:46:46] do yeah they were like let's kill millions what about computers no no

[00:46:52] Confucius is actually they despise really yeah damn you should be loyal to the

[00:46:58] Communist Party not some old dumbass and said Mark Twain bullshit

[00:47:03] whoa who was good was he like a poet was it what was his whole deal was he a

[00:47:06] philosopher he was a I think he was a lot like Raiden probably yeah he was

[00:47:11] kind of lightning god he was like Raiden he went village to village you know he's

[00:47:16] like wasn't really in the movie part of the Mortal Kombat yeah he was just

[00:47:21] friends with Liu Kang got you was played by one so I love to in Mortal Kombat

[00:47:26] they all somehow like seemed to know Raiden yeah like Johnny Cage is just an

[00:47:31] actor and he's like oh Raiden it said oh chime that's six hundred years god

[00:47:39] he's got a god yeah right I was I love the beginning I know I think pretty sure

[00:47:43] I talked about it on the podcast too but like Liu Kang like wakes up and he's

[00:47:47] like living in New York and he had a nightmare he's like I have to go home

[00:47:50] and then his home is just like a Buddhist temple from like 900 years

[00:47:55] yeah there's no content like temporal yeah bitches out there I remember that

[00:48:03] Buddhist temple no it's all guys where's the pussy guys only who was where's

[00:48:09] the king's it's Buddhist who booty is a bro this I'm about to start booty is

[00:48:14] them dude I'm booty yeah I want to go to a fucking salon and get my shit straight

[00:48:19] razor cut here yeah feel like they'll fucking really there's one like around

[00:48:23] the corner from yeah let's go get a nice hot shave Adam can't come because you

[00:48:27] can't grow facial I shave this morning no one asked about your pussy god I wasn't

[00:48:35] talking about my pussy sorry but your ass has been jacked kill them suck this

[00:48:43] dick suck this dead body stick and fuck this dead body's ass your dead body is

[00:48:50] being gay fuck now you're now you're gay in death and they're sending you even

[00:48:56] deeper into hell and what is metaphorical man what

[00:49:03] I don't understand metaphor I don't understand poetry and get it for oh yeah

[00:49:11] Vito Vito get ahead of four from men though it turned out and give head of

[00:49:17] four I guess the Fido give it a four give head of four I just made a DIY

[00:49:21] jewel charger does it feel good it worked you popped open the wires yup how

[00:49:30] about a di GAF jewel charger don't give a fuck do I give a fuck the answer is no

[00:49:36] I don't care about your jewel damn dude next roast and I got so bad

[00:49:44] just kill you again your after game again and then suck your day I thought

[00:49:51] this trip has really changed the dynamic so you came in a bad attitude I

[00:49:55] didn't have a bad attitude you were you had you guys didn't set me up a mic

[00:49:59] you had a little bit of an attitude man listen hold on we want the tapes

[00:50:04] when before we were recording this is I hate when my mike isn't plugged in if my

[00:50:14] fucking mike isn't plugged in I'm gonna have a temper tantrum I didn't have a

[00:50:20] well that says it right there we heard it Nick had a bad attitude you were the one

[00:50:27] with a great attitude no I said what did you do today you looked at me you said

[00:50:30] nothing I didn't do anything today what do you mean you didn't do anything we're

[00:50:34] in a foreign country I'm on vacation I'm exclusively you just looked at read it

[00:50:38] all day what I looked yeah mostly yeah financial Wall Street bets well I'm glad

[00:50:43] stop and I went to a temple we got ramen we did we had a nice day see what's

[00:50:49] going on with us futures are they looking are you going into bonds are

[00:50:53] looking good no can you buy like cow future go ahead and bonds put your money

[00:50:58] in cash or bonds that's for Pussy's if you have any spare cash and you're not

[00:51:04] making wildly speculative gambling your fucking money away in these wild west

[00:51:12] ass mark or an asshole what's a good Wild West market dude shorting diamonds I

[00:51:22] want to take out an 80 million dollar short on well if you know about 7,000

[00:51:28] times leverage if you know about a secret like this pays off dude I will

[00:51:33] make overnight 200 billion dollars I'm crunching these numbers I don't see it

[00:51:40] happen there'd be great to just go in the stock market you know take out a

[00:51:47] fucking huge short right a big short 800 898 900 times leverage no I don't know

[00:51:56] who would give it to you yes you do that Lehman Brothers if you get this right

[00:52:00] you be the richest man in the world well you will not let you know you will

[00:52:07] not get it right yeah you just declare bankruptcy and do it again with somebody

[00:52:11] else's social security no

[00:52:14] so you don't make sure you don't need any money to do this that's how you

[00:52:20] only capital that's what leverage is I didn't know that yeah man haven't you

[00:52:25] seen boiler room no yeah me why don't you leverage this dick into your ass no

[00:52:32] why don't you think about it no for a second no I won't think about it right now

[00:52:37] why don't you shut the fuck up for one second just think about it did you just

[00:52:41] think about it did not think about it you thought about it I think you did I saw

[00:52:44] a flicker crushing my money yeah okay imagine money right then it's a dollar

[00:52:51] bill right yeah but then all of a sudden it said it George Washington

[00:52:54] thing you know money okay yeah they put me on the money it's you isn't that cool

[00:52:57] you're on the money because I'm rich you're rich and then you open your mouth

[00:53:01] you're yawning because I'm George Washington yeah he's so you right you're

[00:53:05] yawning and then you've been in my George Washington yeah no no it's you but in

[00:53:08] George Washington wig and then you yawn and I'm all the hundred dollars I want

[00:53:12] to be on the hundred dollar bill okay then you yawn because you're tired why am

[00:53:17] I George Washington if I'm on the hundred okay you're better than Franklin

[00:53:20] you're wearing little glasses you got but I'm not bald dude all right fine you

[00:53:24] I would be George Washington but on the hundred dollar fine that's what you are

[00:53:28] yeah okay we all set with that what are we talking about again you're thinking

[00:53:33] of you as George Washington on the hundred dollar bill okay and then you yawn

[00:53:37] or not you just happen to be yawning no I'm tired right now but in the bill

[00:53:42] you're yawning no they wouldn't paint him yawning but he is they wouldn't paint

[00:53:46] me that's how they wouldn't paint him that way he comes alive like a Harry

[00:53:50] Potter painting in this scenario but if I would why would I be coming alive if

[00:53:54] I'm tired that doesn't make sense you wait until I rested yeah and then he'd

[00:53:58] sit for his portrait for the bill he yawns and then I sneak in and I put my

[00:54:03] dick in his mouth that's the whole point the dick can fit inside a dollar size

[00:54:07] now all right here yes okay so he's sitting in a portrait studio you can get

[00:54:12] head from George Washington on the bill no I get into I sneak into the bill

[00:54:17] too I pop in on the back there's only one person I do that sneak in man so

[00:54:22] you're getting you're having sex with everyone in the first Congress no just

[00:54:27] you man you leverage you on the back you leverage my dick into your ass the

[00:54:32] signers I just want you to think about you leveraging my dick in your ass no no

[00:54:39] if you had to be that's what you call a checkmate yeah you got I can't believe I

[00:54:44] was so out my new job you got it here he got you oh wait if you had to have great

[00:54:51] great sparring man dude just two men at the top of their cake definitely going

[00:54:59] for something who made sense I'll play that much if you had to have sex with

[00:55:03] modern intellectual in the ass if you had to have sex with one founding father

[00:55:09] gay sex tonight on the McLaughlin group if you had to have sex with one founding

[00:55:13] father who would be Tony Blackley who are all the founding fathers all of them

[00:55:18] John Hancock popular cannon would you fuck him 15 seconds he does have a big

[00:55:24] signature I would have sex with St. Paul's girl that's what I was

[00:55:30] I was fuck St. Paul's girl yeah St. Paul's girl signed the Declaration of

[00:55:34] Independence pretty sure they let her chick sign that shit if she had big enough

[00:55:39] tits yeah that's who St. Paul's girl is yeah the bitch from the 1700s of the

[00:55:46] biggest tits that they let on the deck where she even depends is she holding

[00:55:49] two beers in that picture yes I think she's what a slut four beers yeah she's

[00:55:54] bringing all the boys she's a waitress girl she's for St. Paul's girl she's

[00:55:59] not drinking him on drunk she's drunk she's drunk

[00:56:04] yeah she's drunk whore same Paul his girls the drunk slut mhm St. Paul's girl

[00:56:10] she's holding four beers she's holding four beers what a what a fucking four

[00:56:16] more beers you know what that's a good bit with someone's like more beers and

[00:56:21] someone's like four more years yeah I got a wrong she's holding six beers what

[00:56:25] six beers yeah damn fucking whore I want to fuck her yeah and see her

[00:56:30] pussy she's got a lot of cleavage going on yeah she's dressed kind of Bavarian

[00:56:35] is that right yes all right cool I fucked I already said I know six even if you

[00:56:44] already said it doesn't mean I haven't actually he did because she told me

[00:56:48] didn't bitch what right after I fucked her so you had sex with her and then the

[00:56:53] first thing she said to you after you came and she clearly oh you can't she's

[00:56:59] sitting there with no expression on her face except for one like that she's

[00:57:03] gasping for air because she's sitting there she's like underneath your

[00:57:08] tremendous amount of weight first of all and then she you you pull out and then

[00:57:12] she said just by the way I didn't fuck out of yes well but she did come for

[00:57:17] eyes rolling in the back of her head she was flopping around like a fucking

[00:57:20] fish that's interesting so there's been many different iterations of the same

[00:57:24] Paulie girl completely different women but that's always six beers Wow you

[00:57:29] think they would change it up at some point you know what St. Paulies should

[00:57:32] do black St. Paulies girl for black hoo yeah black history my black history

[00:57:37] black six five drunk drunk when you're trying to get your shit off

[00:57:43] it's for the community yeah when you just trying to drive your Cadillac home back

[00:57:54] to the community after black gas is getting drunk and eating hamburgers

[00:57:59] this is a lot more they go to three six five black

[00:58:04] another like sneeze in fourteenths a beer look look what happened already there

[00:58:10] already did wow they already did a black one yeah that's just somewhat some

[00:58:15] deviant art guy some some real deviant art guy making the same Paulies girl

[00:58:20] boy shout out to him shout out to the who be fuck aggressive for some real

[00:58:27] dangerous deviant art stop congrats on your new box there's I found Tokyo is

[00:58:34] only big and big and tall store big and tall thank you and by the way I'm about

[00:58:41] to move here and become plus-size model the guy they got modeling is ugly as

[00:58:45] shit I'm about to move here and lean into my autism fully I love the way they just

[00:58:49] order everyone here is you they're all retarded yeah yeah it's all lists we were

[00:58:54] like on the train yeah we're on the train at rush hour like that you get

[00:58:59] packed in like sardines and everyone like very calmly like without any

[00:59:04] instructions lines up that was I did like that although you know what I also

[00:59:09] feel like you you think that's you but you actually are at home in China where

[00:59:13] it's fucking chaos yeah that's true where it's like I feel really out of place

[00:59:17] yeah I don't feel like I fit in yeah it's too or right exactly Chinese people like

[00:59:25] I love squatting I love spitting I love smoking cigarettes yep of the smell of

[00:59:30] fish yep Chinese people love not virgin boy piss I love kidnapping people's

[00:59:37] dogs yeah we should just go to China said Australia

[00:59:51] is my Chinese business of kidnapping people's dogs make the money on that

[00:59:57] ransom sell the dog back to us yeah you were your dog back listen you fuck ass

[01:00:06] you get dog back are you buy money you dog for me I know well I'll work here

[01:00:14] do they have a joke I work here be dog back to you your dog lost you lost your

[01:00:22] dog you like steal the dog before you even have it back and you call immediately

[01:00:27] I yeah I follow dog you get my number I don't have a break into their house

[01:00:38] steal the dog we would know this as I found your dog yeah that would be a

[01:00:46] Chinese business to give people a dog a dog napper right yeah selling people

[01:00:52] poisoned rice because you also own the antidote company fucking brilliant

[01:00:59] yeah it's not your absolutely right you buy his discount yeah next time you try

[01:01:03] discount rice it's already covered in poison you sell it to the schools good

[01:01:10] deal all right this with no remorse knowing like thousands of children about

[01:01:16] have diarrhea experience remorse they don't really understand the single

[01:01:23] tract there's something in front of them which is just a base desire and then

[01:01:27] acquire it yeah and it's not it's not overly horny like Westerners you know

[01:01:32] they don't need to fuck a lot they just fuck enough so they can go back to

[01:01:37] sleep we're in China yeah smoke we're talking about the Chinese smoke one

[01:01:44] cigarette spit squat you know maybe curse mm-hmm yeah just one curse get a

[01:01:53] Chinese is the best dude I hate them that sucks what you describe just chaos and

[01:01:57] anarchy I like how they like steal IP like I don't belong here but I don't

[01:02:02] belong in China either maybe I'm Korean I'm somewhere in the middle yeah chai the

[01:02:07] Chinese do not give a shit about plagiarism yeah they just they just look

[01:02:11] at a product and they're like okay we make that like way cheaper yeah yeah yeah

[01:02:16] yeah it's although down the street there's a store that just has tons of fake

[01:02:21] supreme shit really supreme socks supreme you get it yeah I was about to

[01:02:26] like my bunch of it yeah let's do it I guess they really don't share much about

[01:02:31] it here all right gang well listen is it over yeah you got the jet lag

[01:02:37] episode sorry about that sorry that's fuck you fuck you stop really

[01:02:42] laughing about this kind of might be over people's heads but like retarded

[01:02:49] people have to use bigger plugs that's right yeah they just smash all the

[01:03:00] regular plugs in their homes just trying to plug their fucking switches in

[01:03:06] they can't handle regular plugs the finesse it takes to plug it

[01:03:14] you get a really big version kit at the Apple store for big retarded plugs

[01:03:22] I'm gonna do it a little something for you guys on the way out yep