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Bonus 107 - Last exit to tokyo

Cum Town | Premium | 10/21/2018

[00:00:00] And we're off Japan episode three Japan the finale I think on Tony Japanese
[00:00:05] I think on Tony Japanese like no Eric you're retarded. I think I'm sucking off my dad
[00:00:12] I think I'm sucking off my dad
[00:00:16] No, you're just
[00:00:18] It's down syndrome. It's like my little dick honey like they do in Tokyo. You have an extra chromosome sweetheart
[00:00:25] No, I think I'm Japanese
[00:00:27] Now you look that way because you're retarded put on Japanese. No
[00:00:34] Now you're mentally retarded
[00:00:36] But on Japanese
[00:00:40] Sweetie we talked about this remember remember you fucking retard remember that don't make me don't make me get angry in public
[00:00:49] Okay, because you're gonna get it nine times worse at home
[00:00:51] The doctor said you don't understand consequences, but I do and it makes me feel better to hurt you
[00:01:01] Sweetie makes you feel like I'm getting back at God and cruel joke
[00:01:05] I'm hurting you, but I have never once said the word retard and guess who got one anyway
[00:01:11] I would I would sit there constantly trying to get people fired for using the R word
[00:01:16] And then my pig of a library and wife gets knocked up my
[00:01:23] My disgusting this woman who I married for politics
[00:01:29] No
[00:01:33] I was a good-looking guy I could have gotten a bunch of pussy
[00:01:37] But it's fucked up and went to Oberlin married some pig
[00:01:42] Shit out your retarded ass
[00:01:44] And that's what being well got me so so it's just gonna be too frozen yogurt's then sir
[00:01:50] I'm sorry. Yeah, and we do the toppings ourselves
[00:01:54] Okay, well you probably want to put them on for him because he's gonna fuck up that machine
[00:01:58] I can take a look at that handle right now. Let you know that at the very least you will chew the knob
[00:02:06] Reinforced steel he will he will he will absolutely
[00:02:11] fucking
[00:02:14] What are these girls the in the DSA
[00:02:17] Hey girls. Yeah, we think about income inequality. Yeah, look I got a retarded kid just hitting on girls at 16 handles
[00:02:24] No, I'm not I'm not 46 years old
[00:02:30] 33
[00:02:32] I'm 37. We'll split the difference. I got a son. He's retarded. You gotta be pretty fucking nice guy to put up with that, huh?
[00:02:41] Yeah, well, I've given over $40,000 this communist bullshit organization
[00:02:50] Maybe you can just fucking
[00:02:52] ease up on the creepy old man bullshit
[00:02:56] Because some of this really weren't doing it for pussy at one point
[00:02:59] But then you know what you learn some fucking hard lessons
[00:03:04] Suddenly all this behind the sky comedy is in bullshit doesn't make sense and you just want to fuck children
[00:03:15] Okay, $12 sir, I got the toppings you want to go
[00:03:19] Oh fuck well, well, I'm timing dad look on Japanese
[00:03:29] Where did he learn that did you teach him that racism at home? Oh boy? Here we go
[00:03:36] The woke at the woke old aging DSA guy who's retarded son heard the N word somewhere and repeats it all the time
[00:03:43] Like he learned that from you. He's learned literally nothing
[00:03:47] Everything I'm trying to teach his backfire
[00:03:51] Even keep toilet paper in the house anymore cuz it's like what's the fucking point me my wife just wear diapers also
[00:03:57] There's gonna be shit all over the fucking couch
[00:04:02] My small just all wear the diapers isn't that right sweetie sweetheart I'm jumping these
[00:04:08] Okay, see what I tell you about the fucking handles. We're not paying for this. I
[00:04:13] Worn you I warn you
[00:04:15] Sir, you're gonna have to pay for this handles
[00:04:23] Salute to that guy in his retarded fictional son who thinks he's Japanese
[00:04:29] We have been having quite the time here in Japan. We had it's fun. It's 8 a.m. On Sunday whose Metro Cart is this?
[00:04:36] Probably mine cool. Yeah, I kept trying to swipe him ayo
[00:04:40] Paisan my fucking Metro cars not working. They should work here. Hey hey
[00:04:50] Yeah, what it asks for coins
[00:04:57] 27 rings you fucking hey shut drools hey paisan you're fucking yeah fuck the Yankees
[00:05:04] You had me on can we say that or realize it probably not moulin yon
[00:05:09] Eggplant cuz it means eggplant you can say eggplant. Yeah, you should be able to say moulin yon
[00:05:17] Your part eggplant
[00:05:23] Anyway, Nick has decided he doesn't like these people right we went into that in the last one
[00:05:29] Okay, I already went off on the Japanese well, I'm eating out into clear right now
[00:05:33] I told you we shared the eclair we should leave in the tramp. Yeah, I know
[00:05:40] It's very good eclair for a seven
[00:05:43] Lady in the cramp and it's about a dog that's on her period and a man has to lick its pussy to clean up all the period
[00:05:49] That's right, so it doesn't
[00:05:58] Let me take that before these Siamese cats get in trouble
[00:06:05] Dude I used to laugh so hard imagine
[00:06:08] He's laughs a hard imagine going home to that place in Chinatown and the Chinese family because they had a little table like this
[00:06:14] In the kitchen just the father sitting at the head of or what could be construed as the head of the table
[00:06:19] An incredibly small. Yeah, this small table with a whole Chinese family, and he's leading them in song. He's like one two three
[00:06:26] We are sorry
[00:06:29] We are sorry if you don't please
[00:06:33] And like that's a version of grace
[00:06:36] It's saying that we are signing some lady in the tramp
[00:06:39] And I would just be like crying laughing walking into my apartment and then seeing them. They're like oh hello. I'm like yeah
[00:06:46] What's up, man?
[00:06:51] I mean, how are you not gonna be racist towards Asians? What is a child you saw that?
[00:06:55] That was so fucking oh, yeah, I mean we are Siamese if you please
[00:07:00] You can hear the actors holding their eyelids back. Yeah, they say that's how they take them. Yeah
[00:07:09] So it's out to young Andy Rooney or no, Andy
[00:07:13] Mickey Rooney. Yeah, you know Mickey Rooney. Just go over to like
[00:07:18] The fucking like troops as they were assembling for D-Day like putting their parachutes on and their fucking sacks together and just go around being like
[00:07:25] Oh
[00:07:29] You get a mick
[00:07:32] His part early with yeah, we go over his war effort was
[00:07:37] Dude that's our thing with that bug we got in the call. Yeah for the USO
[00:07:41] I guess once we do once we do a war on the
[00:07:46] Mentally retarded
[00:07:48] Will be the first one the war on down syndrome. They should call it that with all these abortions of people with down syndrome
[00:07:54] Yeah, cuz they prenatal checking or whatever. Yeah, I would love to make a movie like Blade Runner
[00:08:00] But it's about the last guy with Down syndrome
[00:08:02] They've aborted all of them and he's a cop and his job is to go around aborting people with Down syndrome
[00:08:07] He's not qualified to
[00:08:10] They're like they're like he's just he's just in an interrogation room. There's a guy smoking a cigarette looking at him. He's like
[00:08:15] Two plus two four five plus one six walking down the road you see a cat I pet it
[00:08:31] forwards or backwards backwards
[00:08:41] So
[00:08:43] Runner
[00:08:45] There's no way we haven't done that
[00:08:47] Hard runner. No, I think that's a new one. Just what is that test called not the Dunning Krueger?
[00:08:51] That's when you think you're better at shit than you are. What's the blade runner test called?
[00:08:55] To find out if you're a robot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:08:58] I don't know the whole point. I think is the test that you have to pick out what are three sign posts out of these nine pictures
[00:09:04] Yeah, yeah, I say you're not a robot. I don't know
[00:09:08] Um, here's the fours of robot in that right. Yeah at the end. That's the point. Spoiler alert
[00:09:13] That's the point right some something to get mad. We ruined I said spoiler in the beginning. Okay. Yeah
[00:09:18] Yeah, he finds out his robot
[00:09:21] He does are is it implied?
[00:09:23] No, he finds I mean he doesn't find out he's a robot at the end of it feels
[00:09:28] Probably right. No, I think it's like open to interpretation. Oh, I always interpreted it. I thought he definitely robot. Yeah
[00:09:35] Whatever, would you guys see the sequel?
[00:09:37] Yeah, I mean I might be confused in a robot in the sequel. That seems like one of the same
[00:09:41] You know, it's like the end of the sopranos right where you know what it is
[00:09:45] But it's open to interpretation. Well, you don't know what it is. You know what it is David Chase has never made it clear
[00:09:50] Whether my man got she's like I shot it the way I wanted to no spoilers on that
[00:09:55] We didn't say what it was but we said that we know yeah, you know what it is Tony Tony gets a little dolphin tattoo above his ass
[00:10:00] Yeah, no, he's shown the show and he's looking at a picture. He's looking at a picture of Vito and then then it gets a little dolphin tattoo above his ass and then
[00:10:09] Princes of the universe
[00:10:14] It just cuts to Furio getting sucked on an Italian beach. Yeah, we don't know we don't know if the implication is that they're all gay
[00:10:24] Yeah, you can't tell because fury has long hair someone with
[00:10:26] It could be a guy very powerful back though very powerful. It could be a strong woman sequel. He's not a he's not a
[00:10:35] Is the robot at the end did I just not understand blade running 2049? He's not is he he's a human. Yeah
[00:10:42] Yeah, cuz he has a kid with Rachel or whatever
[00:10:45] But what if he's got robot jizz?
[00:10:47] Isn't that what blade runner 2049 was about was that that they were the first robots that could come but also
[00:10:53] He's old as shit. Yeah, like a robot, bro. Yeah, but the old the robots die at like three or four years old really
[00:11:00] Yeah
[00:11:02] Huh, maybe it's his bitch a robot. Do we not I mean I feel like I have
[00:11:07] Look, I saw a blade runner 2049 once I saw that one. I'm not like I'm not a blade runner
[00:11:12] I got to read the anime kind of guy. Yeah, yeah, I played runner anime
[00:11:16] I saw it my my my reaction to blade runner when I saw it
[00:11:20] 10 years ago was oh, it's yeah
[00:11:23] You don't know whether he's a robot or not. I saw it maybe four years ago in a theater in Baltimore
[00:11:28] Maybe five because it's pretty explicit that all right. Yeah, it ends on an ambiguous note
[00:11:34] Deckard is if in fact deckers a replicant. What about dick herd? Yeah, that's good hard
[00:11:39] Then it very well. Maybe his lifespan is just about a card, but I guess he's alive. You're right
[00:11:44] So I've played a 29 oh, so but but that's thing
[00:11:48] That's why blade runner 24 is bullshit because it kind of ruins that whole he also doesn't like he gets the shit beat out of them
[00:11:54] By all of them whenever they'd like they all manhandle him if he was a replicant
[00:11:58] He'd have like superior strength. What if he was a little bitch ass replicant?
[00:12:01] What if he's a replicant 2.0 is the only one they made that was gay
[00:12:07] You come across a dick in a field
[00:12:09] I
[00:12:14] Thought the whole thing was like
[00:12:17] Never mind what do you know the whole thing? It was like robots?
[00:12:20] What's the story? It's based on robot stream of electric sheep? Yeah, do retard stream to re-taught electric cookies
[00:12:28] Wait robot stream of electric dad. I just had the most happy stream. No, you didn't go back to sleep
[00:12:33] Yeah
[00:12:38] Just this month I love the age of the SA guy that's lost faith and left his politics because his son is retarded
[00:12:47] Never I never said the n-word once in my fucking life and I'm cursed with this
[00:12:52] Thanks a lot. God. That's how you reveal yourself to me. Let me know I should have been a reactionary the entire time
[00:12:58] It's true. I just think back. What if I was a Christian Nazi. I'd probably have a strong boy. I'm strong not in the right way
[00:13:09] I meant to have Constitution
[00:13:13] I'll never kill myself
[00:13:15] That's because you can't figure out how
[00:13:18] Can't tie your own shoes a little bit of fucking news you asshole
[00:13:22] What do they make velcro nooses now?
[00:13:28] Velcro nooses for retarded people I got a shark tank
[00:13:39] It's like dear God
[00:13:41] Right, please leave all promises immediately a quarter million. Yeah, I'm asking is it is are they capable of depression who yeah
[00:13:51] Yeah, dogs can be said yeah dogs can be sad
[00:14:04] They seem pretty
[00:14:06] See lady in the cramped dude. It's a dog that's depressed until some of the looks all the period blood offer pussy
[00:14:11] But she's not a retard. Oh, I guess you know
[00:14:14] Monkeys can be said monkeys can be real monkeys are
[00:14:20] Would you say
[00:14:22] No, go ahead do I know I bring up trans blue all the time
[00:14:26] But I want to I want a picture of trans blue getting his pussy eaten by biggura
[00:14:31] But biggura is like like a regular cat
[00:14:34] You know she's like on all four so you can't really tell that it's biggura
[00:14:41] Biggura pussy licks. Yeah, here's a fucking badass name. It sucks that he was just like some stuck-up asshole
[00:14:48] We we see a bad guy. No, chao Kahn was the bad guy. No biggura is
[00:14:53] Are you talking about Mortal Kombat? No, no biggura is the leopard in or the panther in jungle book. He's balloon's friend
[00:15:01] Oh bad guy in jungle shock sure con sure con
[00:15:05] These are awesome names. Yeah, we should you could be mowgley Adam. I'm gonna be biggura. I love clearly blue. Yeah, that's not even
[00:15:12] I love to be blue. Yeah, I
[00:15:14] Had a little princess that we have to take care of
[00:15:18] He's not a princess. He's a boy. He's a little girl. No, he's a cute little girl. He's a cute little girl boy like me
[00:15:25] Yeah, yeah, no, you're ugly. What do you mean although? I will say the light is hitting your eyes in a very nice way right?
[00:15:30] I do I feel I feel cute. I feel cute in this country. I gotta say you're definitely not cute in this country
[00:15:36] What are you talking about?
[00:15:38] Compared to these celestials? No, dude. You think they're you think they're hot stylish. They're hot
[00:15:43] I saw one guy the other day a Japanese guy who I was like I saw a guy that good God
[00:15:48] It looks straight up like an anime so hot
[00:15:50] He had pink hair and it was like oh sticking up in a weird. I don't like those kind of guys
[00:15:55] Dude, I don't either use like a hype beast bro. This is what I fuck on this prone structure was unbelievable
[00:15:59] Perfect perfect. Yeah, I was like I was like damn that guy deserves more pussy. There's no there's no two ways about it
[00:16:07] Yeah, I have seen a couple
[00:16:10] You know fat titty ladies on deck. Yeah, the restaurant last time. Listen to the begura's personality
[00:16:15] Oh, yeah, I grew up big ass dude. I couldn't say anything because dosh
[00:16:20] Who you talking about?
[00:16:22] Behind us with a big ass to the ladies. Do you see other restaurants? I guess I was on the other some monsters
[00:16:28] It must have been a to me to not what's her name? Oh, yeah
[00:16:32] Dude, we went to the porn stores listen to the begura's personality traits and let me know if this sounds like somebody now
[00:16:40] Responsible persistent intellectual short-tempered humble irritable helpful in the oil me. That's me. That's me. It's actually
[00:16:48] You know, I just I never realized that for the short-tempered. I have a lot of pitch even though I'm blue
[00:16:53] I'm actually big here. I'm big here. I'm big here. I'm big here and let's go down the list responsible
[00:16:58] I am persistent. I have been doing comedy terribly for
[00:17:03] Going on 15 years
[00:17:06] Intellectual checkmate. I say checkmate all the time. That's sure that is a very intellectual thing a short-tempered
[00:17:12] I mean obviously yeah humble pert exactly. I'm easily one of those humble people about me. I'm actually humble irritable
[00:17:19] I have herpes
[00:17:23] Against this man's cocky little bear down a fucking heartbreak
[00:17:27] Helpful I've helped Adam out of obscurity and given him a paycheck to spend on Jewish coins
[00:17:33] I don't think that's yeah, Adam would have Adam would be in shambles right now. I don't know
[00:17:39] I think I'm without me. That's true. I'd be in the head of a big heart beat big era without me the heart of
[00:17:44] Probably my Jewish despite my hatred entertainment public mockery of you
[00:17:49] I've maintained my loyalty to you and kept you on the show despite your disobe I've done that I don't disobey at all
[00:17:57] Disobeying this entire trip. It's actually my decision
[00:17:59] I've done that okay, we got off the plane and I
[00:18:02] Presented you with the collar and I said this is custom here and you said I'm not walking around wearing no
[00:18:08] I said I wanted to read the guidebook first and then what happened
[00:18:11] I just wanted to cross-wrap with the guide leash and I had to walk your girlfriend around Japan well, thank you
[00:18:20] Well, thank you and I was actually holding three leashes
[00:18:23] I said please put this we're all getting walk you should go to yeah
[00:18:26] We should go to Saudi Arabia and put Dasha on a leash
[00:18:29] Just to out misogyny Saudi Arabia. They would try and I wonder how they would feel about that
[00:18:34] They would try and buy her from us. Yeah, if you just walk the woman around on a leash
[00:18:37] In Adam also, but like one of those like wiggers that would go on Jerry Springer. It's like a bitch is a man's property
[00:18:48] Those guys come on Mario and be like what are you doing Eric? She's not your property
[00:18:54] Like much my bitch belongs to me like myself my kyosara cell phone and my fucking upside-down visor. Maury
[00:19:01] He's bitch is purpity. That's a Maury dude. Yeah getting some fucking getting Connie Chung
[00:19:10] some Connie Chung Pussedeech
[00:19:14] They got married to come married. Yeah, you know that damn yeah, he's a OG Jewish
[00:19:20] Legend mm-hmm. We got the fine ass Asian girl and in her in her time
[00:19:25] She was probably the most well-known Asian woman on earth. Oh, yeah, there's only like two of them
[00:19:28] Krista Yamaguchi and Tony Chung and and Tia Carrera
[00:19:33] What Tia Carrera is Tia Carrera is the first Southeast Asian to really pop off. Yeah, that's like damn
[00:19:39] You put a snake on one of these words. What about on the box?
[00:19:42] You put a snake on one of these bitches. What about my man on Bach? He's not a woman. Yeah, Southeast Asian. Yeah, we're talking about hot women and
[00:19:54] Martial arts guy. I just ripped the man. Yeah, Adam's like it's about hot Asian women's
[00:19:58] I'm about Michael Jai white
[00:20:02] I got a bunch of naked pictures of my phone right now. They're not from earlier
[00:20:07] What about him though?
[00:20:10] Yeah, Michael Jai white rules that guy. He rocks also black died dangerous so dangerous combination
[00:20:17] Black plus karate tough. I saw a lot of those guys
[00:20:20] Yeah, I've seen a lot of those guys wanted rock was made out of paper, you know, it's about to come for scissors ass
[00:20:28] Actually, I think scissors we just went every time then
[00:20:31] Yeah, paper rock. That's just a balled up man made out of paper. Yeah. No, no rock paper scissors
[00:20:36] Oh, I thought the rock I was thinking the rock. No, no, no
[00:20:41] you know
[00:20:43] Maybe would jam those scissors if it's a ball
[00:20:46] Unless they were very very sharp scissors. Yeah
[00:20:48] I
[00:20:49] Remember there's like a world series of rock paper scissors. Yeah, rock would just beat paper
[00:20:54] You don't need to just smash through the paper. Yeah, that game has never made sense. Yeah, it's fucking
[00:21:00] Stomachy. Oh, cuz the paper wraps around the rock doesn't make it. Oh, kind of like how a rape victims pussy wraps around
[00:21:07] Not like yeah, nope. Yeah
[00:21:15] Yeah, I got this thing
[00:21:24] Parts a hole in that argument
[00:21:26] Right away with you in the beginning
[00:21:34] More people are gonna be happy about that
[00:21:38] What about more Adam he also accomplished the ultimate
[00:21:43] Jewish guy goal of making black people really like you that's true. This has been brought up so many times
[00:21:49] I think by you. Yeah, he got a fine as
[00:21:52] The fun news castor Asian lady, you know who wouldn't bring this shit up big era
[00:22:02] Yeah, that's why I did are you going back to the jungle blue. Yes, I'm sure
[00:22:07] I'm big here. I'm blue. I'm blue and big. I'm the girl. I'm big. You're a buddy and then maybe also blue. No. Oh god damn it
[00:22:14] Stop checking baseball, dude
[00:22:16] Sorry, I accidentally I guess you can get the radio feed here Dodgers are gay. I
[00:22:21] I
[00:22:22] Really don't care this that much this year. I think I'm pure just liking NBA
[00:22:28] Everybody knew but Gira and nobody dared to cross his path for he was as cunning as tabakwai
[00:22:33] As bold as the wild buffalo and as reckless as the wounded elephant
[00:22:38] But he had a voice as soft as wild honey dripping from a tree. That's softer than that's me. That's me. That's me
[00:22:45] That's definitely I'm smooth a smooth criminal
[00:22:48] I
[00:22:50] Dick fuck my ass and then not on my butt
[00:23:03] In recap
[00:23:05] Rob Thomas tonight, I'm gay. Oh, please fuck my ass
[00:23:13] The Jungle books tight dude, I should get into reading like children's books that I missed out on. Yep
[00:23:18] You could be you could take Jordan Pearson's spot. Yeah, I do it relate everything to certain
[00:23:22] I mean I wasn't allowed to read children's books as a kid. It was only Clive Costler and
[00:23:28] Tom Clancy novels take suckler. Uh-huh, you know, I so I because my parents didn't want me to be tactical sure
[00:23:34] Oh, yeah, yeah, my parents only let me read John
[00:23:38] Through
[00:23:43] I've never touched the floor I'm always suspended by
[00:23:55] Part of my training is I have to take a bunch of laxatives and make it through a laser grid
[00:24:00] My toilet Wow and then I would often shit myself
[00:24:05] And then have to sit there in the laser grid humiliated because if you touch one of the lasers every girl
[00:24:10] You've ever met it suddenly skyped in
[00:24:15] Especially
[00:24:19] That's how I'm raising my son
[00:24:21] Well, if he's as mostly stable as you I think that'll be perfect. Mm-hmm. That's all you can hope for
[00:24:27] Is a man whose friends with biggura
[00:24:37] But it's not
[00:24:44] Well, I just I miss a graph. This is biggura's fat
[00:24:47] Okay
[00:24:59] Negative quality wants to be bigger. Oh now you wanted and he wanted to be bigger. I said I thought he wanted to be blue
[00:25:05] I'm both I'm big. I'm blue. He's your own booze body balloon. Yeah
[00:25:10] No, not like that. I'm Mowgley the star of the moon. You're suck dickley
[00:25:15] Mowgley's gay brother who's also lost in the jungle, but he just sucks
[00:25:24] Dicks his family were wolves suck dickley Mowgley's brother who was also lost but spends all his time sucking monkeys off
[00:25:30] Well, you don't see that in the movie. Yeah, you don't but he's there. Yeah, how do you know?
[00:25:34] He's in the cannon. He's in the fucking books. All right. Look at us. He's in the novels who that's uh
[00:25:40] Who wrote the jungle book?
[00:25:42] Brother, I'll start you're kid playing the same man who wrote the white man's burden. Yeah
[00:25:49] What is the white man? Pretty cool poem about how white people have to symbolize all the black savages in Africa
[00:25:57] So young Rudyard had some really cool views. Mm-hmm. Is that a British name? Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:26:04] It's dumbass name. Yeah, it's me out if I was a damn
[00:26:09] I want to go live in the jungle if I was doing reggaeton my name would be rude boy Kipling
[00:26:13] How great would be if I went to the jungle was killed by animals you would be killed almost instantly by animals
[00:26:18] It would be like it would be like an aunt to when you'd be like a fucking tiger. I got eaten by termites
[00:26:25] I don't know us in your pubes
[00:26:30] Damn, okay
[00:26:32] To share your voice and restarted dick list no big deal
[00:26:40] Get my cock chopped off by termites
[00:26:47] All right, okay next move look for some shelter
[00:26:53] Soak me and then suck on my dick fuck my ass and I got all my bad cheese
[00:26:58] Oh God that shit just got me for a half hour straight in the shower by myself. It is good
[00:27:08] Motion where you suck my dick
[00:27:16] Well, we're about to go to fucking Australia. Yeah tonight. I still didn't get a katana
[00:27:22] We can get one at the airport no problem
[00:27:24] What about sure you get them on the plane this some some girl named Emily Asher parent
[00:27:30] Roon oracle called
[00:27:32] Identifying with uncool characters why I love baguera who maybe you are baguera actually yeah, I think about it Nick
[00:27:39] Maybe I fucked Ashley and now she's just copying me. Oh wait. I just remembered
[00:27:44] Ashley Emily Emily yeah bad reading. Yeah. Oh, yeah, sometimes I can look directly at a word
[00:27:50] I
[00:27:53] Think that's some fucking that's some real talent bro
[00:27:59] I had a very specific pet peeve regarding the entertainment that I consumed
[00:28:05] It centered around the inevitable bashing of any character who showed an inclination towards logic
[00:28:11] pragmatism and worse
[00:28:13] Yeah, also, it's like no you didn't your line
[00:28:17] This is like a thing you developed as an adult you know yeah, no kid was ever like yeah
[00:28:22] You know what I enjoy is logic eight
[00:28:25] Four and you were concerned with pragmatism. I'm sure yeah, you don't want to be the most popular character. Yeah, yeah
[00:28:31] No, you dumb fucking
[00:28:34] As a very small human I had an overly developed sense of caution about the world. Oh maybe yeah
[00:28:40] That's a cool way of saying I was a giant coward
[00:28:42] Well, she was little as shit kind of like how Adams dick has an overly developed sense of caution about the world
[00:28:50] Who is who's out there?
[00:28:52] You just hear that that's not true. That's not true. My dick is the bravest guy. I know
[00:29:12] I swear to God
[00:29:16] Too small and heavy
[00:29:18] It's the Nazis ever come back you know my dick's turtling back in there
[00:29:24] Terrified did the Nazis if you were faking not being Jewish. This is great. Look at your dick
[00:29:30] Oh, man. This article is hilarious. I loved worry or see if your voice is a reason as a kid when I was five
[00:29:36] See three P.O. Was the best part of Star Wars
[00:29:39] Are you fucking kidding me dumb bitch?
[00:29:42] Yeah, my favorite character and mighty morphin power Rangers was alpha 5 no
[00:29:48] Zordon's assistant robot who watched in constant hair even gay or c3po
[00:29:53] The see through the clear see through P.O. Ripoff that was gay shit. Yeah
[00:29:58] Wow, I was definitely the red ranger dude
[00:30:01] And then the green ranger when that became of course and then white no I never made it to white you never made it to white
[00:30:06] No Tommy he went from Tommy came back. You're right. I'll write in the movie in the movie in the mike
[00:30:12] Power Rangers the first power sucks. Oh my heart penis
[00:30:17] Because I am gay sucks suck my heart penis. Yeah, but you know power Rangers was an Israeli trick. Yeah, this one
[00:30:26] Palestinian Rita's Palestinian
[00:30:29] I heard minions called
[00:30:35] Whoopies or something. I don't know what's that?
[00:30:39] Putty's that's right. Yeah
[00:30:42] Yeah, they're originally speaking Japanese, which that's what Japanese sounds like
[00:30:47] Yeah, that was some early anti-Semitism I had to face you know
[00:30:50] They're originally speaking Arabic you began with a wonderfully pragmatic carrying guide for Mowgli and then proceeded to make him look like a grumpy
[00:30:56] Boring drip to the audience blue is the cool one blue had the cool song. I am
[00:31:04] Remember I'm blue. Yeah, and he let Mowgli do whatever he wanted. That's what kids want right?
[00:31:09] Of course they do they want to hang out with someone
[00:31:17] Look you post something on the fucking internet people are gonna read it. It's like I'm like just we need to kill
[00:31:23] What's your name?
[00:31:25] No, no, they can look it up from earlier. Yeah
[00:31:29] Sarah some shit. Yeah, Sarah Ashley
[00:31:33] Who doesn't stay up is to on the record though? This is fucking stupid little dick in his hell and what this this take that she has
[00:31:41] Except I like doing things by the book as a kid. Oh my god. I was an awful teacher's pet. Oh
[00:31:48] What the why are you writing this bitch? I know this is fucking embarrassing
[00:31:51] It's also like obviously talking about obviously you're not fucking like the whole thing is a wildly fucking hypocritical
[00:31:58] The whole point of this is like yeah
[00:32:00] I'm different than everybody else and I have like a take that's better or whatever. I like it. Yeah
[00:32:07] Everyone else like the popular character me. I'm kind of unique and that I like the one that was different
[00:32:12] I'm gonna write a I'm gonna write a article about I always identified with the little dick characters that busted fast
[00:32:19] Mm-hmm. Yeah, actually that's the better one to be yeah. I always identified as gay Arnold
[00:32:25] Red wide hips. I forgot about this picture of gay Arnold
[00:32:28] Yeah, which yeah, I'm sure there's been a million gay Arnold's but my take is unique and that his head is normal size
[00:32:35] But his hips are football. Yeah, that's right. He's got that sweet pillow. Yeah, nice big ass
[00:32:42] This fat Chris scopo ass
[00:32:44] Gay Arnold from Staten Island
[00:32:51] Who gay Arnold Emily
[00:32:55] Look up this woman. Oh, yeah, yeah, I was kind of an intense child. I guess oh
[00:33:01] Shut up. You suck you were a bat you were annoying kid. No idea where it comes from genetics wise
[00:33:07] My parents are both musicians. They certainly didn't play by rules. Yeah
[00:33:11] Your parents were fucking nerd parents. I'm sure yeah
[00:33:16] Cuz like if your if your parents were the cool kind of musicians you would say my parents were heroin addicts
[00:33:22] You would be like my parents were guitar. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know my father. Yeah, right say if your dad was a cool musician
[00:33:28] Yeah
[00:33:29] I was in a speech class with a girl with taught counseling talk about black my dad
[00:33:33] He's in a rock band and it's like no your dad's a fucking nerd that plays Mustang Sally covers
[00:33:38] It's some theme bar once a month imagine responding and loving your father
[00:33:45] Oh my god pumping up his accomplishments her Twitter is a nightmare. Let's see
[00:33:50] Let's go. Let's just go all in. Oh my god. I wasn't gonna do that show don't because I felt that a fun
[00:33:57] It's gonna be another Tom Myers thing where it's like you don't even know I can laugh at this or whatever and then
[00:34:03] She sucked me in my eyes. Well, she's more attractive than I thought she would have been
[00:34:07] No, so that's just in one pic. That's all that all it takes. Yep. Yeah to a quick bust. Yeah
[00:34:17] Yeah, yeah, let's just stops talking
[00:34:20] I don't want to talk about this anymore. Yeah, I'm like beating off at like the entire time reading the article
[00:34:26] And then he's like let's talk about some yeah, yeah, let's talk about it. Yeah
[00:34:33] I also like this started too because I wanted to be big era and then I found an article written by somebody
[00:34:38] That's like I'm gonna be big era and I'm like what a dumb bitch
[00:34:41] Oh
[00:34:50] There this motherfucker
[00:34:56] I don't want to talk about this fucking lady anymore, dude. I can talk about someone else. No, you want to talk about her Adam
[00:35:01] I don't want to you finally someone gayer than me that we're actually on the podcast
[00:35:06] Someone who was a gayer child than me
[00:35:11] I'm not I'm not a homosexual
[00:35:14] You know
[00:35:15] She's upset right now about venom
[00:35:18] That venom is that bad ass well that they had an opportunity look you're making a movie about venom you have an opportunity
[00:35:25] To include people and make venom a sentient version of the HIV virus
[00:35:31] To make people with HIV who do not disclose feel okay and safe
[00:35:35] Mm-hmm. I honestly is someone with HIV. I'm
[00:35:39] Disgusted that I have to disclose my status
[00:35:42] To people that I'm tricking into I was the people that think I'm a woman
[00:35:47] To people that trick cancels out, baby. Yeah
[00:35:51] Your honor, how could I trick this man into thinking I'm a woman if I also didn't tell him I've HIV
[00:35:57] The judges like double jeopardy case I
[00:36:06] Thought you're gonna the other way it's like venom they had an opportunity to just cast a very fat black lady
[00:36:10] That just yeah, yeah Tom Hardy. Yeah, it should have been a black. It should have been Monique. Yeah Tom Hardy just jumps in
[00:36:16] That's been delicious
[00:36:23] It's like what what is this material I think it's lip gloss
[00:36:31] Sentient lip gloss
[00:36:37] So alien from outer space is never heard of showing up the work what was the what was the like
[00:36:43] Call menu that you were doing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:36:48] Good afternoon. You've used to that. Yeah, yeah, Janika Thomas
[00:36:53] If you call up a credit and financing that's not my job
[00:36:58] The HR department that is not my job
[00:37:00] I
[00:37:09] Did you know what I can't I can't you are you already looked into her Twitter Adam?
[00:37:14] I don't know. I don't want to talk about beginner. Yeah, we don't have to talk about this but I mean these posts are they're insane
[00:37:21] Of course, you're just a little power ranger Adam. You're lucky you didn't get pink dude
[00:37:25] What's that you lucky you didn't get pink power ranger. You got I used to get blue because they were like you're you're a Jewish
[00:37:34] Anyone who had glasses was blue dude. I didn't yeah glasses
[00:37:38] They're like you know, I'm like I was what wasn't even good at science
[00:37:44] That the dragon
[00:37:50] He called like a Godzilla right
[00:37:52] Like a big dog
[00:37:54] That was his yeah, yeah, that's right
[00:38:01] God I want to fucking read these
[00:38:07] You know what it is like you know like a fucking pit bull or something really just wants to bite the shit out
[00:38:12] It's just like yeah, no, no, not even growling where it's like lips are just quivering and it's salivating
[00:38:18] It's just every fucking instinct is I mean just savagely fucking just mall a child
[00:38:25] But it knows because people have been kind to it. It's not supposed to act like that anymore
[00:38:32] Yeah, you're just gonna trash this woman's Twitter because she had the same opinion
[00:38:37] You know
[00:38:48] Yeah, mad nerds are really just I want to watch venom
[00:38:52] Do nerds are always mad because being a nerd got taken away from them right? Yeah, no
[00:38:58] Yeah, like a zoo additional kind of people you know her name is not pronounced
[00:39:03] Do we pinch it yes, oh, no, because your name is what's your name?
[00:39:07] Do you know is that her name? I've only ever read it
[00:39:24] Adam stop laughing so much. Yeah, that's not me laughing. That's Nick doing it girls. I just
[00:39:29] That's you
[00:39:31] Adam stop Adam laughs sounds like a gay guy trying to blow up a balloon with his ass
[00:39:41] Come on
[00:39:44] My life is the lifeblood of this part. No, it's a it's a very useful me and stop
[00:39:49] Oh the show have like statler and Waldorf. It's very high-eena-esque mocking laughs
[00:39:54] That's true mine's pretty bad god. I loved yeah, my favorite part. I sound like a fucking weasel
[00:40:01] It's not yeah, everyone's everyone's laughs on his bad yours is particularly bad. Why I what does it even sound?
[00:40:08] Whatever we're talking about your worst version
[00:40:12] I don't even know what we're saying anymore. I forgot to but yours is the worst of them suck on my little nuts
[00:40:18] Do you ever have the power Rangers video game? No, there's only one
[00:40:22] On on suits SNES I
[00:40:26] Know never that was probably the only game I played all the way through
[00:40:30] Really I would get I would just get bored. I only played like the first two levels of the Lion King game is hard to shit
[00:40:35] Mm-hmm. You ever play that shit?
[00:40:38] Lion King game. I think so I just have an SNES emulator with like every game on my laptop
[00:40:42] Mm-hmm when I worked in that call center. I would just play SNES all day
[00:40:46] And so like once you work through like the games that are actually worth playing yeah
[00:40:49] I was like alright. Let's see with the lethal weapon game. Yeah, and yeah, they're they're all shit
[00:40:55] It's so funny those games probably cost like $60
[00:41:00] $25
[00:41:02] I never had Super Nintendo. I feel like game prices haven't really butched they're all the same prices they were like no
[00:41:08] No, they went up because video games used to be $50 45
[00:41:11] Isn't that's not how much like 50 was like an expensive one $50 like 60 bucks now 60 is
[00:41:16] Where starts yeah, you can find deals, but like when a new game gets released at 60 and selling on cost like
[00:41:23] $75 and now if everything's trying to make you buy down
[00:41:25] Digital yeah, you can't resell and it's like I'll never download a video game you always want to have like a way
[00:41:32] You can sell them back. You also want to show them off so like girls come over
[00:41:35] Oh damn this guy like he must be really smart. Yeah, yeah
[00:41:39] With no books always
[00:41:50] I actually kissed three times you said no, I guess we could look at my video games now
[00:41:54] Maybe that'll warm you up. Oh wow. That's cool. You have a fucking computer programming for dummies and then a bunch of ps3
[00:42:03] Mad 14 through 19 next to each other
[00:42:11] The game clue still shrink wrap never been open never had more than one person over at the time
[00:42:21] Fuck
[00:42:23] I bought a fucking I was really getting into gaming and I think when I get back I'm gonna relaunch my twitch career
[00:42:28] Yeah, I'm gonna play red dead red dead redemption
[00:42:33] Yeah, hell yeah, dude
[00:42:35] I got bust out the PlayStation VR put that fucking that revolver right in my mouth
[00:42:39] I'm like can I come play a red dead Nick. I got I'm busy. I got the partner. I got the red. I got the revolver attachment. Yeah, everybody
[00:42:54] It's just like
[00:42:56] Please fuck my ass
[00:43:08] Yeah, I gotta stop reading this ladies Twitter no you still on it. Yeah, fuck me in the ass
[00:43:13] She fucked me in my ass
[00:43:16] She blinded me with pussy my dick is way too fucking small my dick is small
[00:43:23] Oh, I do it is small
[00:43:33] All right, all right
[00:43:37] Because you know what now they're gonna look it up. It's gonna be worse. So you might as well just say the one no
[00:43:41] I shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, especially
[00:43:46] Why should you do it last pussies because I know what it feels like I don't know
[00:43:51] I searching for her pictures of Julian Anderson came up and if you're nice, she's so fine
[00:43:56] She still looks good. That's 2018 Julian Anderson is hot. Oh, yeah
[00:44:02] She still looks good
[00:44:04] Yeah, you know, she's like four foot seven. Yeah. Yeah, she's our height guys
[00:44:10] Damn, do we have stand-up sex with me? Yeah
[00:44:14] We could find like a sex do I have I don't know what's going on, but I always need a fucking I never almost
[00:44:20] A girl's gotta be real short for me to line up effortlessly
[00:44:23] To stand up and fuck no it's the other way around a girl needs to be a little bit taller
[00:44:27] No, cuz the pussy is low wait. Would you both people standing up or what? Yeah, both people saying that I can do but from I
[00:44:34] Don't know if I have short femurs or what I'm saying
[00:44:41] I think I mentioned this already, but I had I have to fuck standing up
[00:44:44] Mm-hmm. There you can't do doggies. So not not on my knees on the bed. No, wow, unless the girl depending on the girl the same height as me
[00:44:51] Well, she's got several times. Yeah, I'm pretty short put there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, every time it's like trying to get a cookie jar
[00:45:00] Girl, it's like what are we doing? Yeah, yeah, I'm basically eating your pussy on my knees
[00:45:08] Standing up you're closer. Yeah, you're closer to my chin right now. I like that
[00:45:13] That that genre of the hentai that I saw at the hentai store which was giant woman tiny man. Oh nice
[00:45:20] Yeah, like just smashing her enormous tits into like a tiny that is one thing I respect about the Japanese is like just
[00:45:29] Resigning to the most pathetic form of horniness is where it's like I can't even jack off the real people anymore
[00:45:35] Cuz I know I don't have a chance with them. Yeah, I got the masturbate to drawings
[00:45:38] Which probably produced the car to another lonely sexless man. Yeah, and then kill myself because they don't have mental health here
[00:45:44] Do do guys who join a man? Do they get famous and get the fuck off it? Yeah, they thought they definitely fuck. Yeah, they go to cons
[00:45:51] You know, but like the guy who drew like during a ballsy he definitely gets pussy, right?
[00:46:00] Yeah, maybe she could get a drawing bro
[00:46:02] To make a man good dude get my dick
[00:46:11] You guys taking that picture. Oh, it's so funny. Yeah, that's awesome. Dude. Who is that?
[00:46:16] I'm just yeah, look Julian Anderson and her husband
[00:46:20] But like he did that and she was probably like stop and then later this was all over the internet. She's like you fucking
[00:46:26] I told you not to fucking do dumb shit like that
[00:46:29] Dude she was early crush of mine. Yeah, I used to watch X files on Friday nights every week
[00:46:35] What's his name? It was the show the X files on Fox. I'm talking about a television program. Okay
[00:46:42] What's his name? How about the XY files? What's that?
[00:46:45] Chromazones you're tracking to
[00:46:47] Guys I cannot believe you walked into that one
[00:46:50] You fucked me in the ass maybe I walked in on purpose. Maybe you walked in to deliver this I
[00:46:59] Walked into one the other day. You're at yeah
[00:47:04] No bugs anywhere
[00:47:11] There really aren't any bugs though I haven't seen that except for you
[00:47:14] Oh
[00:47:17] This bitch could just like never go to the beach
[00:47:22] 200 miles away
[00:47:27] I would like to suck all types of titties some people have
[00:47:31] Message me. I like small. I only like big titties and my shoes. I like all types of titties
[00:47:35] Yeah, I will be making this announcement on the not just don't print me and put on the regular one
[00:47:40] Next week. Yeah, that's important either way. I get a tour of the episodes. You can subscribe to the regular podcast
[00:47:46] Yeah, please subscribe
[00:47:51] She fucked my ass cuz I'm gay
[00:47:56] Celebrity Heights online are always like wrong inflated. Yes, they're you they're too tall
[00:48:02] She's a hundred and sixty C short people like you think that to feel better about themselves
[00:48:08] But yeah most celebrities are the actual height posted she's five to no chance
[00:48:14] Yeah, they're taller they say most actresses are actually much shorter than you think which I love
[00:48:20] I like a little ass bitch people like to think that people are shorter than I mean sometimes most people are shorter than they list
[00:48:26] I think yeah, the only ones the only people I've been surprised by David tells a lot shorter than you think he is
[00:48:31] No, I always thought well I guess David tell is probably five four no
[00:48:35] He's tiny. Yeah, it tells it tells short. I would say at least five five
[00:48:40] I guess we're splitting pussy hairs now, but yeah, he is short Norton is a lot shorter than you think he is
[00:48:44] He's small. Yeah, especially could you look sick of that little ferret? Yeah
[00:48:53] Not you looking up Julian Anderson news. Yeah, but there's no this
[00:48:58] Like I always thought she was from England. I've met celebrities in a spread like I met the hero
[00:49:02] I said it by behind the Nero one time. Yeah, and he's he's five nine. I look for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:49:07] Actors are short. Yeah. Well, but nobody's saying to Nero's tall. It's always been five nine
[00:49:13] It's not like the nearest like five six. I feel like
[00:49:16] Yeah, we didn't time cruise like five two or something like no
[00:49:19] He's probably like like probably the same height as you or taller. No chair. He's probably around
[00:49:25] I'm tall
[00:49:27] Yeah, Adams 5 8 and he doesn't want to admit it. Yeah, why do we have to go into this every time cuz after years of this
[00:49:34] We found out that it actually hurts your feelings. It doesn't hurt my feelings
[00:49:41] You made that make the crucial mistake of projecting which is never how you fucking own people because God forbid they
[00:49:48] Were she married to the police such a juvenile move is to project something so simple and it gets turned back on you in your
[00:49:53] I explained it to you guys. I explained my history with this look if you're gonna project
[00:49:58] I was short and didn't get pubes until I was 23 years old
[00:50:03] And then I'd be blossom when they came in they were like
[00:50:07] Secure about the fact that I'm like an autistic fucking faggot. Well, you should do what you sure
[00:50:11] So I don't project that on people I go after the
[00:50:14] Well, you just yeah, you I call it you find like they're flaws like you're okay with that
[00:50:18] And then you find other flaws and you call call a lot of ways never
[00:50:22] No, not really only in it just very often like actually definitely
[00:50:27] It was very stupid of you to go around making fun of us for being short when we know for a fact that you are yourself
[00:50:33] Are very short man. I'm not a very short very short
[00:50:38] You're incredibly short and yes, you are weak. That's a thing like I'm stout people
[00:50:42] Everyone would see me they say that there goes a stout man. Yeah, and I've got kind of an otter look
[00:50:47] Yeah in the gay community. I would be an otter revered. I
[00:50:50] Know we're all three for my tight my tight thick we represent we represent the three
[00:50:56] gay archetypes
[00:50:58] Bear the otter in the twink yes, the NID the nigo in the super
[00:51:05] The NID the NID is constantly saying it
[00:51:08] The nigo only in private and then the super nigo never says it
[00:51:13] Yeah, Nickman noise
[00:51:24] Look this shows got a brand you're right. We got to hit all of our you know, what do we do today?
[00:51:30] We got we have we have a couple hours before we fly. Yeah, I guess more shopping
[00:51:34] I have like fucking I did a lot of shop and I need to spend because I don't want to convert
[00:51:37] I want to go to the King's house
[00:51:39] The emperors garden you turn to so the king broom
[00:51:42] Broon again, I tried to see the king yesterday
[00:51:45] The emperors gardens only why you why you don't care you don't care. You know, oh you're ready
[00:51:51] Stop we've got to hang out and do some more riffing for the Australia shows. Okay. You're all the writing
[00:51:58] Your girlfriend's gone, so I guess I don't know. Yeah, we don't have anybody probably go shopping by yourself
[00:52:02] Yeah, we don't have anyone to riff with now your girlfriend's gone
[00:52:05] I'll just go to the sneaker store. Yeah, it was so much fun with Dasha here
[00:52:11] Yeah, we had such a good time. It's a shame the trip is over now. Yeah, basically until we get back
[00:52:18] I'm so excited. I just I just like that you guys like her. It makes me happy. Oh
[00:52:23] Mind we don't like I changed our minds
[00:52:31] You guys like
[00:52:33] It makes me happy
[00:52:43] Yeah, Jillian Anderson nude pics plus 90s collection
[00:52:55] To check out Dana Scully
[00:52:57] Or as we should say really Anderson's totally nude photo. Yeah, I think they smashed for a while
[00:53:03] The company was a sex addict. He was a sex addict and he played one on that show
[00:53:07] And I gotta say that show had a lot of girls with fucking nice titties on it. That shows
[00:53:13] Pretty sure I've never seen the show, but I've seen plenty of like scaps with plenty of mr. Skin entries. Oh, yeah
[00:53:19] Yeah, that's how to one of the comics in Chicago that open for me who worked for mr. Skin. Oh
[00:53:27] Damn, I feel like a piece of shit. I forgot her name is slipping off the top of my dome right now
[00:53:31] But she was old Jillian Anderson kind of looks like young Virginia Madsen
[00:53:36] Damn, she looks good, bro. She's so hot. I would smash right now. Merger, Virginia Madsen. I don't from candy man
[00:53:44] No damn Jillian Anderson looks better now. I would venture to say
[00:53:49] You who'd you say she's married to Adam some fucking guy? Oh, I thought it was Peter's Morgan, but oh, that was red
[00:53:56] It's Peter Morgan
[00:53:59] This is Virginia Madsen. Oh
[00:54:02] God damn what's up girl
[00:54:04] Tell her I said if anyone knows Virginia Madsen tell her I said screenwriter. He's a screenwriter nice
[00:54:10] From London dude Nick check out how I'm holding the mic you like this I do like that
[00:54:16] That's cool. No, not like that. That's it sucks
[00:54:20] Hell yeah, yeah Virginia Madsen's hot. I think she's Michael Madsen sister, but I can't remember I need to see some titties stat
[00:54:28] There's been a couple strip of your boys been all alone no titties to suck whatsoever
[00:54:33] Oh, let's go Australia. I'm trying to socks on plucking titties down under mate
[00:54:43] Yeah, dude also if you're an Australian you either have to be for me to suck or
[00:54:47] The thing is we haven't done any drugs in a week here sleepy drugs brutal so if you have
[00:54:53] Any kind of drugs and also sleepy drugs for the plane back definitely yeah, definitely definitely drugs
[00:54:59] That flight is gonna suck dig as long no, it'll be fine if we have drugs. We're gonna go
[00:55:07] So much reading our fate is in your hands. It's gonna be like a day. It's gonna be like yeah
[00:55:13] And then we get off the plane and it's in its Halloween
[00:55:16] Just check in on the come-town literature quarter currently. I'm reading the giver
[00:55:19] You know
[00:55:24] Ten times a charade yeah, I've never read it before
[00:55:28] It's do most people haven't it yeah a lot of people you're mine in fact a lot of people haven't read the giver
[00:55:33] It's kind of a difficult way. There's a part where you get to and I'm not gonna spoil it, but mm-hmm
[00:55:38] It has to do with an apple and just it yet. I got to that part already. I've read ahead
[00:55:43] Whoa, I actually start from the you're gonna do a chapter a week. Yeah, what the fuck yeah?
[00:55:48] We're gonna do a chapter of the giver of months
[00:55:58] Me stop decided we're finally going to get into this boom
[00:56:02] That everyone's read that I'm not gonna not because I don't want to be part of you know your cool friend the power bottom by Robert
[00:56:09] Cara yeah, I'm just not into the concept of giving
[00:56:13] I'm not gonna read the taker. What a taker
[00:56:15] Dicker yeah, would you read that the suck dicker? Mm-hmm. Depends you read your autobiography. I
[00:56:23] Didn't write that about myself
[00:56:32] I
[00:56:35] Chants that maybe I forgot
[00:56:38] I Googled Virginia Manson nudes to show you and you remind me to show you the comparison of Julie Anderson
[00:56:46] What comes up on Google images Virginia Manson when I was a very young person a hashtag. It's a me too story
[00:56:52] Oh, no, that's ruining Google search. I'm it. Hope you're happy everybody
[00:56:57] I want to say that's how what I'm sad about that's what stop is sad
[00:57:01] I love it with me and my boy on the same ass page
[00:57:04] Dude same page in the book same page on the giver not same page on what the problem with me to
[00:57:17] Star-versalchias by proxy
[00:57:23] Well, he's the biggest problem if you suck my penis
[00:57:27] What should we eat I mean good guy no Adam
[00:57:34] No, it's not Virginia. That's it her titty fact. I shit in fact no Adam
[00:57:39] You will not be getting any looks at my phone. Oh good Lord. Mm-hmm. She kind of looks like hotter stormy Daniels. Yeah
[00:57:48] Stormy Daniels is it kind of fucked up that stormy Daniels isn't played by a black woman. Oh, you know
[00:57:54] I in like we're talking about representation. She was black in the comics. That's so true in the Donald Trump kids
[00:58:00] Just Dick's like the comic
[00:58:02] Now I'm looking up Virginia Manson who did that joke about storm where it's like you think maybe you could like make it rain in Africa
[00:58:11] I'm sure a lot of people had that joke, but I don't remember
[00:58:14] I don't know maybe like help out Africa or something or god. Stop fucking up Haiti. Yeah
[00:58:20] Yeah
[00:58:23] Wait is this her in Terrence Howard who Virginia Manson probably where did she get micro-peaned out by Terrence Howard teaching?
[00:58:35] No damn she's got big ass to you. Do you see Candyman? No, it's a great movie
[00:58:42] No, I'm just looking at other ladies big titties
[00:58:44] Let's just look at porn the rest of them
[00:58:50] Podcasts we just look at porn
[00:58:54] Kathleen Kinman
[00:59:02] Guys hard
[00:59:08] Yeah, and only anti-climb that's who else will that bud
[00:59:12] Uh, Randall Randolph and then what is it Rob Tim Tim Tim Miller, dude?
[00:59:18] Yeah, Candyman's great. I want a candy man poster for my
[00:59:21] Parmesan dude. There was a Mary on Hemingway also pretty good
[00:59:25] T. He's every week they had a poster that a poster for this movie dark man with Liam Neeson at that Japanese poster store
[00:59:32] I'd never heard of it before but Nick explains me what it was about. Yeah, it wasn't like oh
[00:59:38] It was just a Sam Raimi made up a comic book character and it there were comic books made
[00:59:46] After the movie came out. So it was a super good damn Jennifer probably when she was young God fucking damn
[00:59:54] Yeah, stacked. Holy shit
[00:59:58] Now I want to watch fucking Candyman
[01:00:00] What is Candyman? It's like a horror movie. I don't watch the bad the boogeyman's black
[01:00:05] I really want to watch porn black boogeyman movies
[01:00:11] Show out watch some porn. Yeah, my girlfriend's we got for 15 minutes. So I'm trying to watch some perno
[01:00:17] Yeah, that I was a I've never like hanging out at some guy's house and just put porn on my
[01:00:22] Was there a fuck you? No, I was like 11 like someone put porn on yeah
[01:00:27] He's like check this out because it was like when flat panel TVs first came out
[01:00:31] Mmm. They had like a 50 inch TV or whatever. I'm watching like porn on this. This is fucking rules
[01:00:37] It's like a 22 year old guy. It was his first apartment. He was making like good money. Yeah in high school. No, no, no
[01:00:42] I was probably
[01:00:44] 19. Oh, okay. I don't know who this is but I'm looking at some like Latina with big S2 18
[01:00:49] Maybe mm-hmm. Okay, you got it cool. You got it flaunted calm
[01:00:55] What was that website you found yesterday Nick?
[01:00:57] Black business black woman business black women in business calm
[01:01:02] But remember pro member spot member spotlight tini Katama to me
[01:01:07] Women's name is Lacey
[01:01:09] On true bikini calm. She has huge tits
[01:01:14] This is the funniest
[01:01:16] Oh, do you think friend dresser has any news she definitely does
[01:01:25] I
[01:01:45] This rules I wish I wish I was able to attend one of these events a black black women business conference. Yeah
[01:01:53] Hell yeah, those they probably have a lot of fun at those
[01:01:58] Mm-hmm
[01:01:59] All right, we got a pack and you know they go out. Yeah, we got it. We got to go. We got to wrap this shit up
[01:02:06] If you're in Australia, I think the show's tomorrow
[01:02:10] No, we have a travel day Tuesday Tuesday the 23rd
[01:02:16] All right 26 and Melbourne the 28th in Brisbane
[01:02:21] Uh-huh, and then we are in the south from the 11th of the 14th. I believe all the 11th. Yeah, why?
[01:02:29] Madam's the cancel funny moms. Oh
[01:02:31] Yeah, you have to cancel funny
[01:02:34] Also, might not even be able to upload this episode because I got logged out of the fucking patreon
[01:02:38] You know I would log back in is with like two stage verification or whatever. Mm-hmm. My phone doesn't fuck
[01:02:44] Can you rest? I guess I was gonna say put it to my phone, but you can't you can't right now. I'm not logged in
[01:02:48] Um, we'll figure that out. I don't think French restaurants have been nude. All right. Well, we got to go
[01:02:53] So you can look at porn on your own time Adam. We're at work right now. You guys are looking at porn too at work right now
[01:03:02] God damn it, dude. What should we do in Australia? This is biggira wouldn't put up with this kind of shit biggira is the panther
[01:03:10] I haven't been following this whole thing that you guys have been talking about
[01:03:13] Um, check out stavi.biz for more dates. I'm gonna put up our southern tours. I am gonna come to Indianapolis
[01:03:22] Cincinnati we also got big news coming right do in terms of the the financial sector
[01:03:29] What's going on over there in the second ranching out into I don't want to say a podcast ETF is in the works, but it is
[01:03:36] You're making a coin stage one figure out what ETF stands for
[01:03:40] Yeah, eat tons of fan. I'll be yeah, I'll be testifying in front of Congress
[01:03:45] To get us eating tasty fanny. Yeah, that means pussy
[01:03:50] Touching fucking fanny means but yeah, I got push. That means pussy if you look up cheeky fanny. You just get porn
[01:03:56] Yeah, yeah, British porn like I thought Fanny was funny. No, it's really yeah, it's pussy's freaking yeah
[01:04:02] But yet another thing you don't know
[01:04:04] I've never claimed to know everything what should we eat? I know my
[01:04:11] This checkmate
[01:04:14] What's his name checkmate
[01:04:16] Every time you say that you just all right. I'll show you we're coming for you bring us drugs. All right, but I'm pussy. Goodbye. Oh