Cum Town | Premium | 11/05/2018
[00:00:00] Did you hit did you format that nice formatted and we're off and you put it you put the other card in here
[00:00:06] Right the one I handed you yes, I took that's the one that was in there. Okay, hey, man
[00:00:12] No, it makes me feel good to have some sort of
[00:00:16] There's more opportunities for fucking up support support function right well
[00:00:22] It's the moment everyone's been waiting for the time has come for me to put on headphones and
[00:00:35] And you get you get to hear me just go like what the fuck is this faggot?
[00:00:45] That's crazy I was playing earlier today 59 minutes left 58
[00:00:49] Yeah, the cool thing about video games now is it takes seven days. You can't just put the CD in bro
[00:00:56] Yeah, I'm a gamer right I'm pissed. I am I'm usually a pissed man is
[00:01:05] Gonna make I gotta go all the way to the game stop pretend that there's some kind of difference between me and the other nerds
[00:01:11] They're I have to look at all these people that are me through and through. Uh-huh. They're good for the grace of God
[00:01:18] Yeah, truly you could have ended up with anyone. Yes, I literally work the game
[00:01:23] And I have to interact with these people that are just a fucking tragic reminder of
[00:01:31] My reality is outside of like just some
[00:01:36] Fluke alignment of the stars that makes my particular type of
[00:01:44] Luker barely marketable. Yeah some kind of weird way some niche way right?
[00:01:49] I did jokes. Yeah, exactly. Yes half the time. It's not me just expressing my sincere thoughts and people laughing at them
[00:01:59] What if I just was never trying to be fun
[00:02:03] It was like what guys this is a serious thought I have what a would have grover fucked grimace
[00:02:13] What if what if I want to know who does I guess grimace has an asshole not a pussy
[00:02:18] So that's step one well first. That is Grover's dick look is it as we learned with Burton her knee
[00:02:23] You don't need genitals to have sex right?
[00:02:26] That's what because that was the question posed to sesame Street do Burton Ernie have gay sex with you
[00:02:37] I have gay sex the Joe's canonical the writer says that obviously Bertner knee engage in homosexual intercourse. Yes penetrative
[00:02:52] Says the says me street official account had to say no
[00:02:56] Bertner knee or muppets and therefore they do not have gay sex
[00:03:07] And then we all all the gay celebrities posting pictures of themselves being penetrated. Yes, just some close pro pro-fotog shots
[00:03:17] Oh, yeah, Neil Patrick Harris asshole getting stressed right. Yeah, I've just holed being pressed into
[00:03:24] Yeah, the ones who were really allies they painted their assholes
[00:03:27] Orange yeah, Dick's yellow just the shimmering surface tension of butt cheeks held tight by the sinkhole
[00:03:40] And they posted that at sesame Street until sesame Street said you know what love is beautiful
[00:03:45] Yes, you're right or Burton Ernie do hate
[00:03:49] Engaging gay sex and at that point the conversation
[00:03:52] You need to say that they fuck each other make sure the children know they don't just have gay sex
[00:03:58] They fuck because gay sex sounds clinical and it's no true
[00:04:04] Yeah, I want to sound cold. What are they in the lab or some matters headlines ever?
[00:04:09] Yeah, was Fox News uses the term homosexual to refer to gay people and
[00:04:17] Guess only people who read media matters all day long are reading that and going like oh my god
[00:04:26] The media man was upset about Fox News saying homosexual to refer to gay people instead of gay instead of gay
[00:04:32] Yeah, cuz it sounds clinical right cuz homosexual sounds like a like pejorative. Mm-hmm. You know, it's like saying Barack Hussein, Obama
[00:04:40] Right true technically correct. That was a headline
[00:04:45] I guess Trump Trump at one of his rallies, which I had no idea. He was still doing
[00:04:49] Oh, no, he's back on the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is hilarious. Well, no the midterms now
[00:04:56] He's just he's working rooms every night. He's gonna win
[00:04:59] He has not stopped campaigning. No, yeah, and he's like raising a lot of money
[00:05:05] His administration has been a continuation of the campaign. Oh, yeah, that's all he well
[00:05:10] That's what he likes. Yeah, he doesn't like being the president. He likes work in the room
[00:05:13] And he's going on the road forever. Yeah
[00:05:18] Fuck he loves to crush. Yeah, you know and he murders at all those rallies. He does kill
[00:05:23] I'll give him that at the UN he kind of bombed and got laughed at but when he got laughed at he thought that he crushed
[00:05:31] Which was no that was a bad set the UN was definitely a bad set. Yeah a bad set. You know what they call me call him the poo in
[00:05:38] You know what poo stands for in the end. We're not gonna go there
[00:05:41] But you could folks will think it and folks use your imagination
[00:05:48] I want to think but let's circle back with Grover Fox
[00:05:54] Grimace mm-hmm is Grover's dick furry and bluer is it the kind of thing like a dog's dick where it's like fleshy
[00:06:01] It comes out of here. No, no, it is a dog's dick. Yeah
[00:06:14] And it grimace doesn't speak right he just he's using sign language
[00:06:18] Yeah, I don't think he kind of talks like Patrick star. I think no I thought he just oh
[00:06:25] No, no, he's you're just imagining Patrick and that you're imagining what grimace's voice would sound like if it would be Patrick
[00:06:32] But grimace is it is it is a deaf mute no
[00:06:35] Yes, so he's doing sign language at Grover is Grover's dog
[00:06:44] No, he's not retarded. No, he's deaf mute. That's what they sound like they don't make noise they understand not
[00:06:51] Make some noise. Yeah, we're getting fucked. I bet you they may spend a lot of time with the deaf the deaf community
[00:07:00] Deaf deaf definitely make noise the deaf mute don't make as much noise because I guess that's what being mute is
[00:07:09] I work at that cell phone kiosk. Yeah, they're these like deaf girls and one of them is like pretty fucking hot
[00:07:18] Way before she that's she told me that you she never fucked no I told her to tell you that no no
[00:07:25] You always do that doctor. No, you don't tell girls not to tell us that they do fuck to you before they fuck us
[00:07:33] What years you wait wait years the eight year that you fucked her March
[00:07:39] 1995 so it's 1994 when I fucked her. Oh no, did I say 95? Yeah, I meant 93 and I was using the Chinese calendar
[00:07:47] So it was actually 6,000 years ago is when I fuck
[00:07:50] Oh, so if you're four years old or you know, I'm sorry. I said when I said 1994 I meant
[00:08:01] According to the Meiji. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:08:04] Yeah, so you went back in time fucker. No, I've been alive for hundreds of thousands one bar she also
[00:08:10] Like a vampire or something this was a woman from
[00:08:14] Many many eons past you don't even know
[00:08:17] But we have third time with the deaf girl. I was talking about a deaf girl. She's like a deaf Highlander
[00:08:26] Probably yeah, I wouldn't probably around it. I wouldn't send a
[00:08:30] Actually, no you didn't because I did no I actually
[00:08:33] Close personal friends with the inventor of the time machine. Oh, you and he said the gay man aren't allowed to use you
[00:08:39] What no no see actually you well the gay guy's time machine no and I went into the straight
[00:08:48] There's not to tell you can only have gay sex
[00:08:51] Of all if there was a gay time machine it would only go into the future where things are better for those yeah
[00:08:55] Yeah, no it was hotter dude. You were every everyone's gay scary. No, they were really good
[00:09:01] You use the game out in the fucking 40s in a warehouse that you know your gay friends rented
[00:09:09] Forward to the moon which has been colonized not true where the gravity is lower
[00:09:14] Which allowed you to become so morbidly obese because you never considered the implication
[00:09:18] That's interesting and then you came back to regular time after having gay sex on the moon
[00:09:32] Sex on the moon for hundreds of years hundreds of years
[00:09:34] In fact meanwhile ancient China having sex with the death of the mall
[00:09:46] Go down no no what again what there are two times
[00:09:54] One of which is for gay man and goes to a future on the moon wait
[00:09:57] So what were you saying about being gay in the 40s they were fucking in warehouses?
[00:10:02] Yeah, like you I don't know whatever the fuck you
[00:10:09] Gay species that's probably true actually it was probably awesome like I think they used to go very to be gay of course
[00:10:16] But when you like that's like a whole lot of Miller's crossing is yeah, they're going in flatbed trucks garbage trucks
[00:10:24] They were fight they're cruising it. No literally Miller's crossing is about like a secret gay romance. See oh that's yeah
[00:10:34] With a dean the guy with them. Yeah the guy with the mustache the Dane is fucking
[00:10:39] Mink uh-huh then mink is cheating on the side with Bernie
[00:10:43] And so Dane kills me or someone kills me now Bernie
[00:10:48] Yeah, something like that. I can't remember yeah three of them are gay nice good for those guys
[00:10:53] That bald that bald guy on tutorial. Yeah, who's gay in real life. No, he's not he has kids
[00:10:59] So what gay guys? Yeah, kids. No, he's like the wife and kids. Oh, so he can't have gay children
[00:11:05] Is over you can still be gay and have a wife and kids too, but you gay man. Yeah, you're gay men love each other are incapable of producing
[00:11:11] More gay people. That's what you say by fucking each other in the ass
[00:11:15] Are you claiming John DeTuro can't shoot out some homos listen, I don't care. I don't care about oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
[00:11:29] Don't care about what the PC police have to say I don't think
[00:11:33] Gay guys can fuck each other's ass and then bring a child to turn for nine months and then shit him out
[00:11:39] Well honestly, dude, I'm out through your being too problematic right now. Let's move on all right
[00:11:46] I don't want to be linked to this. Yeah, I don't want this to be played. You know when I'm up for a job
[00:11:51] Right, I'm a so say you right they always pull clips out of context and that was a secretly
[00:11:58] Fuck wait, so the death girl at the yeah, what have I fucked that I think at this point stop you fuck
[00:12:13] We must I don't even know what story you're talking about because there is never one of those girl that stop fuck
[00:12:20] I could tell a related story. I did you just don't know about it, but every girl there I do just tell them that
[00:12:29] You know about that it didn't happen. Okay. I didn't fuck her
[00:12:34] If you fuck there, you know the story. I don't know that bitches life. I just come in slam those cheeks shut
[00:12:52] Shut completely shut. Yeah, so that so much so that she can't have sex ever again sex again
[00:13:01] Absolutely correct. Yeah, that's maybe a self-own or perhaps a brag. I haven't decided to brag dude
[00:13:10] You'll never be able to fuck a woman to her cheeks or sewn shut
[00:13:14] To let her pussy closes up the closed hole
[00:13:19] Asshole never open a bar called the closed hole. Yeah, it's only for guys. It used to be gay
[00:13:28] The back to the back to the closet movement. They're so straight. They don't even shit anymore. Mm-hmm, but holes can be pussies, too
[00:13:36] Think about that. Oh, yeah, I forgot that that's what pussies are
[00:13:42] The closed hole movement guys. Oh, I don't know you didn't think it through huh?
[00:13:48] Yeah, I had too many fucking miniature snickers and now I'm I have a little bit of a yeah
[00:13:53] I stopped I was in DC and I stopped in my mom's house on the way back and my girl made me like a plate of just
[00:14:01] Delicious fried cheese pies, and I am fucking oh like that shit
[00:14:05] We had in in Melbourne the fried cheese no no no not second I like you which is good as shit
[00:14:10] It's shot just to lack tights in Melbourne by the way great rest your listening. We'd love great restaurant
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[00:14:19] We'd love how would that work a corporate sponsor of them we paid a advertise come town
[00:14:25] Yeah, yeah, okay, but yeah, that was good as hell and so I'm also just like ready to crash dude
[00:14:33] off these fucking little fucked up dough balls your mom do your mom's ever make like no like a
[00:14:46] We do have new sponsors. Oh good is premium. This is pretty obviously there'll never be any reads on this
[00:14:51] Uh-huh it would be unfair to do that to the the people that
[00:14:56] Beautiful. Yeah people because we know how much people hate the ads. Yeah, they just shake with rage
[00:15:02] But we're yeah, we're changing up whole new whole new a whole new
[00:15:08] Bigger cock for me if for you to suck I almost said me
[00:15:15] But I meant you because I'm not gay it actually is you
[00:15:23] I was thinking the other day and this is probably a hack bit
[00:15:26] But what why didn't Aladdin just fucking tell everyone Jafar is gay. It's like yeah, I'm already Arabia
[00:15:34] It's so clear also. Yeah, that guy was the total
[00:15:39] You know it's not clear just accuse him of being gay. Yeah true
[00:15:45] And then the whole movie just becomes all about people making accusations
[00:15:50] You know and then you have to believe the person making the accusation right and then it becomes a lesson
[00:15:57] It's Saudi Arabia, right? I guess not it's Arabia. Yeah, but I guess Saudi Arabia
[00:16:02] What was the kingdom that they were in that agriba agriba and what would that be modern day?
[00:16:26] And I saw we got him down you suck him down you've bought you try to bond, but it hit you in the dick
[00:16:46] I'm and it's a deep bunch to hardfield the receiver hardly shot number 27 over the mark and a quick pass
[00:17:07] Oh home run we got a regular Ricky Boston coming
[00:17:16] Boston Fred eyeglasses to the plate Talladega titty caca from Jakarta, Indonesia
[00:17:24] Shout out to Jakarta for going hard in the motherfucking paint. What do they do that airplane crashed? Oh, yeah
[00:17:31] Right before we got on the plane. I know yeah, that would suck so much addicted
[00:17:38] I'm here plane crash. Yeah, you know I'm saying boys
[00:17:42] No way dude. We would be we would be remembered as legends like the big bopper as Martin's buddy Holly
[00:17:50] Do the big bopper was he because he's sucking off big guys? Yeah, he just bop every all those guys off back in the day
[00:17:56] Rick Ricky what's his name Richie valance you've rich you valentine richy valance
[00:18:04] Buddy Hall we're getting popped off on that plane the pilot was getting popped off. That's why I crashed. Yeah
[00:18:16] How's your crypto going Nick, I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I look I don't want to talk about
[00:18:22] Talk about investments right now sure you could get him
[00:18:26] Investigated by the SEC dude. You have a big audience. No, I'm trying to keep it a secret. Yeah. Yeah, keep it a secret
[00:18:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how Elon Musk got a hundred thousand dollars in gay sex coin
[00:18:38] They're literally literally is a gay sex coin
[00:18:41] I think it's called gay coin or something
[00:18:46] Nice. Yeah, and it's like because women need their own. Mm-hmm. Oh currency. I don't know if it's a joke or not
[00:18:54] But if it's not Jesus Christ, they're like a black like a new war coin or something imagine whoever whatever like finance guys
[00:19:02] Wipes like I want to invest too. Yeah, look honey. There's one for girls
[00:19:11] There you go, babe, I would love it if like if yeah cryptocurrency becomes like more mainstream and then women coin
[00:19:19] There's just a bunch of fucking like Jezebel articles that are like, um excuse me. Why isn't women coin?
[00:19:39] Why the fuck isn't this worth a hundred thousand dollars?
[00:19:44] I missed the last epi guys, but did you introduce everyone to our new friend from San
[00:19:51] friend Jelica? No, I don't even know what that character is
[00:19:57] I've tried to explain it like Nick was doing this thing in the car and it was making us laugh to like my girlfriend
[00:20:04] She was like, I don't understand that at all. Yeah, I
[00:20:07] Guess you just got to be on the road with the road guy in line in it like a chick fillet in San Francisco
[00:20:19] He's like maybe 53. Yeah, and he's like, oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day here in San Francisco
[00:20:27] What no, I'm no, it's something called the Italian community
[00:20:38] No, I mean, you know, I've been here a while six seven months now
[00:20:50] Leave town for a little bit after something I called me a loser
[00:20:53] What the hot blood died down? I don't know how to describe yet a guy is like 53. What's the name Phil Roberts?
[00:21:06] Yeah, no, I grew up in Denver, but my grandmother she's from New Jersey
[00:21:14] Is yeah, no well my mother, you know, the people the last name was Roberts and then
[00:21:25] But I you know I have my stepfather's name
[00:21:36] Yeah, no, it's guys like 53 and then it's like he's mother buys him a trip to San Francisco
[00:21:42] Is mom buys him a trip to San Francisco to teach him some like independence because he's never moved out at home
[00:21:46] Yeah, never even considered it. He's like his parents are like just overbearing senior like wildly old
[00:21:55] Yeah, you know his dad's like 95 his mom's in her like early 80s
[00:22:02] Just a real nice piece of pussy pie and
[00:22:09] Mmm. Yeah, there's it's really a strange guy, right? No, sorry. I am looking. I'm distracted by something
[00:22:17] Yeah, it was a good laugh. Yes gifts of guys kissing. Yeah, it is gifts of guys kiss
[00:22:23] What is the the famous pick of the two black guys kissing that's like shared like that meme you mean your phone background?
[00:22:31] No, that's not my phone background. We've been through this already. Are you sure it's not your no
[00:22:34] I showed you my phone background. It's my dog. Can I see it? No?
[00:22:38] You're gonna lie you're gonna lie you're gonna lie to him or not you promise
[00:22:43] I'm not gonna lie you promise. I promise not to lie. This is the background dude. It's to gut black eyes shut up, dude
[00:22:55] Anyway, yeah, I don't know what the origin of your phone background is Adam. I don't know why you would ask me that
[00:23:00] Yeah, stupid bitch. What's his name? God is
[00:23:16] Man thought he was engaged but then it turns out he was out he turns out he is he gay
[00:23:22] Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I've recently been getting into PG 13 movies. Yeah, that's another brag of it
[00:23:29] Well, he's not it doesn't brag. It's just like trying to make yeah
[00:23:35] Yeah, he's like just simulating what like watching his dad makes small talk with people like fucking home depot or whatever
[00:23:42] But yeah, his parents are very strict. He wasn't allowed to watch pvg 13 movies until he was 15
[00:23:56] No, no, I've never had a girlfriend, but you know there was who this girl Julie sat in front of me in English class
[00:24:03] We lost touch over the years I think I came on to a strong ass for a pencil
[00:24:17] 30 years ago, I want to say excuse me. Do you have an extra pencil? She was like, no, I'm sorry and he's like
[00:24:29] I thought I really beautiful woman. I thought we really had something special
[00:24:34] It was good. Yeah, I've been hearing about that Internet thing. I gotta check that out
[00:24:41] Check out the Internet. We don't have that now. Oh, no, we have a personal computer
[00:24:47] But my father is very strict. You know, he's just says stay away from that stuff kind of a doomsday guy
[00:24:54] I am allowed to plug I have 15 minutes. I'm allowed to play Sim City every week
[00:25:04] Maybe process use the word processor, right, I often write short stories about
[00:25:10] You know if some of my teddy bears were to come
[00:25:13] We saw this trees together about you know who ate the rest of mom's pop toys
[00:25:27] Because I'm not allowed to have them two hours before bed, you know
[00:25:36] Because this sugar makes me why how does yeah the idea of like how does this guy even get to where he is
[00:25:42] It's awesome. I love that he's doing an Italian accent because he thinks San Francisco's Italian
[00:25:51] 50 year old man his repair back sprits. I mean, I guess he's a sort of what Dave chauffeur
[00:25:56] Yeah, really like yeah, no beautiful day and San Francisco
[00:26:01] It's just something they say in the Italian
[00:26:10] Beautiful fucking St. Louis my father's always saying it can never trick an Italian
[00:26:16] Except for you know he had a lot of his social security money stolen
[00:26:25] That's right that my parents were thinking about making me get a job but
[00:26:28] And I figured they would just use my social security numbers his
[00:26:36] That's all that issue everyone's really doing great now. That kind of fixed that up
[00:26:44] Oh, that's awesome actually the angle that is
[00:26:50] Is a lot better because they keep him this ignorant child on purpose
[00:26:54] So they can just max them out. Yeah, they can't they can't get rid of them all
[00:27:04] I'm actually a seven million dollars in death
[00:27:12] Damn, let's commit. Yeah, David Colby's a fun character. Was that a comedian?
[00:27:21] There certainly have been communities named David. Yeah. Yeah now. It's like Colen Colby
[00:27:31] What about David Holby? Yeah, there was that guy with the beard in DC. What was his name?
[00:27:37] Call call bird or call. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Was it David Colter?
[00:27:49] Colter was a hilarious low key like married, right?
[00:27:54] Regular married. He wasn't hiding his wife. No, I think a lot of times you like meet a comic
[00:27:59] That's out every night and then you've known him for like no dude
[00:28:02] This nine months and they're like oh, yeah, my wife and you're like what no no
[00:28:05] He had a shitty I think you're like a girlfriend that he was hot sort semi hiding
[00:28:10] but then he just had like a he got like
[00:28:13] Yeah, I think I'm married to a woman. That's like too good for him if I had if I remember correctly
[00:28:19] Yeah, seems to be happy quit doing open mics and just has a good life now
[00:28:24] Which you know that you know comedy can if you're like just uh
[00:28:31] If you do open mics for a year and then get out of comedy, it's kind of like it's a fun year
[00:28:42] You're like, yeah, I used to do it and then you know I came to my senses and I stopped
[00:28:46] Yeah, and people are like that's great. You're probably stronger for it. Yeah
[00:28:51] You have a couple fun anecdotes. You probably bumped into people that would become famous. It's yeah
[00:28:55] I mean, there's nothing more noble than pursuing your dream
[00:28:59] Realizing you were a delusional idiot. Yes, and then accepting that reality. No, that's a that's a healthy decision
[00:29:05] That's that is extremely healthy. Yeah, yeah
[00:29:08] That's the two the two other ones is living in delusion forever until you accidentally have a podcast of x-mon
[00:29:18] You yeah, you just fucking never do it in the first place
[00:29:21] Yeah, and then you end up as someone that's like, yeah, you know, I could have done comedy
[00:29:25] But I could have done it for the same I could have done it, but you know, I don't need all that attention
[00:29:30] Sure sure. Yeah, I'm not the kind of person that needs
[00:29:35] You know, you really got a need attention to want to fucking even try to pursue that
[00:29:40] He's doing cartwheels at a barbecue. Not me. Yeah, exactly
[00:29:43] Not me. I'm the guy that's just content to think of himself as someone that crushes in the office
[00:29:48] As the hero of his who just does yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay being wildly delusional with zero risk or
[00:29:59] Take any kind of chance or pulling his nuts out. Yeah big bit. Yeah. Yeah, and quoting step brothers
[00:30:05] People love when he quotes step brothers in the office. I love step brothers. That would be so funny, dude
[00:30:12] Yeah, no, I've been thinking about getting into movies like that
[00:30:23] About 20 minutes my dad had copied most of the parts of allowed me to see on the VHS
[00:30:29] And I watched a highly abridged version of record
[00:30:33] He's doing edits specifically for him to protect
[00:30:39] But yeah, no mostly it's just fiddler on the roof over and over again
[00:30:47] Yeah, they don't allow the outside world if like faking news from like
[00:30:51] 97 he watches yeah, well president clinton's doing such a good job
[00:31:05] Yeah, I'm actually a big fan of Thomas and friends
[00:31:12] He's just permanently a baby that's pretty good
[00:31:24] Yeah poor guy no, I I I've tried reading several times, but I was never really able to master
[00:31:30] You know where you read silently I would only read out
[00:31:37] Oh, they read out loud and of course, you know, I'll keep my dad up over the baby monitor
[00:31:53] I just kind of gave up on reading after that. Yeah, I
[00:32:05] They let me have a library card as long as I stayed in the children's section
[00:32:09] But I brought on a couple of encyclopedia brown books and my father didn't like the idea of a mystery. He said that was dangerous too scary
[00:32:25] I never read it, but I remember it. Yeah, I used to like this. Yeah, that's true. Yeah
[00:32:32] Nancy Drew the what are the boys? What was the Hardy boys the Hardy boys were for boys?
[00:32:39] Girls then who was the psychopedia brown for for boys anger those for nerds. Yeah, it's for people. They're like being right
[00:32:45] That's it. Oh, I knew it. That's who that's who encyclopedia of browns for the fucking I did the the kids that went
[00:33:04] It's like universal things like obnoxious faggot things that children do across the country
[00:33:14] It's like how did that how did that pass dissipate? Yeah, yeah
[00:33:18] Because I think that that was like a generational thing right where does floor is hot lava come from
[00:33:24] No, that's those are games that makes sense
[00:33:27] But like everyone comes up with that game and things that they invented those were
[00:33:31] That no because those are no because we're talking ticks. We're talking. Yeah obnoxious things
[00:33:38] Oh, oh, oh, I was gonna say like I was gonna say that just big and that's
[00:33:42] I was gonna say that's great. Yes. The yes thing is everywhere
[00:33:48] Well, that's for like movies and stuff. No, who show me a movie where kids are going just after they after like grade your own paper
[00:33:55] Fucking bullshit. Uh-huh kids sitting there going yes
[00:33:58] Uh-huh that's it's just it's just everywhere that rocked when they love that's how you know
[00:34:04] We're living in a fucking simulation. So fucking true. It is true dude
[00:34:13] We're living in a simulation. That's why we should be trans with each other
[00:34:19] The best twitter feed of all the bad Ian finance
[00:34:23] Deep takes some good good ass you're listening to deep takes with Ian
[00:34:29] Hey, me and well, man. Are there any episodes of his podcast where it's just him
[00:34:34] Oh, he has a podcast. Can you imagine how I think yes? Yeah, I thought he's
[00:34:46] Just own internal while I'm thinking I'm alive
[00:34:56] What's the Twitter's got for us? Yeah, I was looking this morning. Well, anyways, no, there's other things too
[00:35:02] Like you know when somebody was in trouble and people do they're like all I think
[00:35:07] Start lower and then yeah like do it like that like where the fuck did that come from right? You know
[00:35:14] So true, you know so fucking you know man. I mean you know
[00:35:18] Boomshaklaka. What is it you go on a little birth control. It's called being around other people's kids
[00:35:30] This is not a podcast we read it's tweets. We did that on the road for a while
[00:35:36] Tell people what we come on man. That's private. That's private. Yeah, sorry. We do fuck you man. We didn't do that
[00:35:44] Now I'm not even gonna read the rest of his tweets
[00:35:50] You had to fill up a half hour now motherfucker. Do we have a half hour? We have to do two hours
[00:35:56] Because we didn't upload a podcast. No fuck these motherfuckers. Oh, yeah, good
[00:36:00] Point. Yeah, they can suck. We'll get him back. They can suck my heart. We didn't we we uploaded the three live shows
[00:36:06] You know what we should here's what I got for you guys
[00:36:15] Fuck that smells bad. Yeah, that was uh, oh god damn that was a little satcha. Here we go, baby
[00:36:22] Uh copying application from the data. I'm having trouble reading lately
[00:36:30] Before you say I've never been able to read there. I used to be able to read
[00:36:35] Oh, she got twisted metal black on here. I do got twisted metal black. Yeah
[00:36:42] What's that clown with his hair on fire's origin story? He he's well. He's from hell
[00:36:46] Is he I thought no he he there was a he had the antidote
[00:36:53] But the lady was like, okay. Here's the antidote, but you can never kill anyone ever again
[00:36:58] And then he um killed her. Mm-hmm. He was like, why can't oh?
[00:37:02] I remember the I remember some of the backstories from the original game the first one. I had the original game for playstation
[00:37:15] Five I have that it probably cost literally 35
[00:37:22] At in those days. Yeah, no, I feel like video game price is 12,000 a month and you're bragging about having a
[00:37:28] Playstation. I feel like video game prices were like 40 bucks when we were kids
[00:37:33] He's saying he had it as a kid as a kid. No, you said you have it
[00:37:37] No, I had it when I was for ps1 either way. Yeah, it wasn't a very good brag and it certainly wasn't broadcast worthy, but
[00:37:47] Yes, one is a name of your dick penis small one penis penis smaller one number one the best one inch gay man Adam
[00:38:03] Gay sport. It's being gay. It's being gay. I
[00:38:13] But yeah, I've never played video game. Well, I guess snap dragon
[00:38:20] Maybe it's be getting mario math Mario typing
[00:38:25] Oh, yeah, I love super mario that one were you type
[00:38:29] What were you guys favorites little kid little kid at competing? I liked Mario paint a lot. I used to make songs on there
[00:38:36] Yep, yeah, shout out to mario paint girl
[00:38:39] 1992 oh that girl on instagram the only the only artist I fuck with
[00:38:43] Next favorite artist. I'm off instagram
[00:38:45] I gotta just get her like number or something because she I have first dibs on all of her fucking
[00:38:51] I thought you bought that thing. She the one that has two of her. I have two of her
[00:38:55] Are they who fucked Garfield in my room Garfield with a pussy? I already got fucking that one
[00:39:12] You could probably get it off of acrylic. I'm not worried about it. Yeah, look
[00:39:18] Part of art would add to its value is the kind
[00:39:27] This is the Mona Lisa and then if you notice here
[00:39:30] This is where just a slavadly pig owned the painting in the late the late 1700s for about 100 years
[00:39:39] It was a man who had the most popular scroll and all of northumberland
[00:39:45] And he purchased the Mona Lisa because he thought the mouth looked like it sucked good
[00:39:56] You ever wonder why the Mona Lisa smiling it's like no she's getting her fucking picture painted
[00:40:00] Yeah, why wouldn't she smart? What the fuck exactly kind of picture
[00:40:05] Are they insinuating she's getting her pussy eaten?
[00:40:08] Is this why I never understood that chicken crossed the road thing either
[00:40:12] Like why the choke chicken crossed the road it's like who gives a shit right who cares?
[00:40:16] So that's absolutely I do recall the first time I ever heard that being so confused doesn't make any fucking say
[00:40:26] Who why do I fucking care? What did the other side?
[00:40:31] Let's get to the other side. That's it. Yeah, I thought there were other variations. No
[00:40:37] Yeah, I don't get with the joke because there was a black chicken
[00:40:44] Now that's a good joke. That's textbook now. That is what you call a
[00:40:56] Stop tell us about this cat you're living with now. Oh, you gotta catch that cat's fucking she fucking rocks. It came out screaming
[00:41:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you mean ran out of the bedroom screaming when I came over she rocks dude? She's fluffy shit
[00:41:10] She looks like a purse. She's half. It's a big fat fluffy. Simon. Is it elisis cat?
[00:41:15] It's like a big fat Coca-Cola colored cat. Oh, she rocks a fizzy coca Cola
[00:41:21] And uh, she's just getting she's new to the to the surrounding so she's just getting around
[00:41:27] Um, but I gotta say is she small or is she full grown?
[00:41:37] That's a dark ass video. Yeah, it's pretty dark. Yeah, she's cute as fuck though
[00:41:57] That's how you already missed Japan guys. No dude. That's so that's so nik. That's so you bro
[00:42:06] You do that when you're like this sucks and then like a week later. You're like, I missed that you can't do it
[00:42:10] I like there's no way to remember feeling bad. Uh-huh. I can't do that. I can't yeah
[00:42:16] Yeah, you can't I can't no even like the worst times in my life. I was like those pretty fun
[00:42:21] Yeah, so you have to just that was a great sandwich
[00:42:23] Yeah, you have to just force yourself to do things that look like fun
[00:42:27] You never enjoy anything in the moment kind of live your life and like and then you could fill your brain with memories
[00:42:33] That make you feel like you had a worthwhile life. No, Japan was gay, but I surely was and that's kind of what happened during the holocaust. Yeah
[00:42:42] In what's there were a lot of laughs literally how they were a lot of laughs
[00:42:47] I don't know how you really think about it. I just thought it would be a fun thing to say
[00:42:54] Now that I think look back on it. It was very fun
[00:42:58] In hindsight now that you're remembering now that I'm remembering that thing I said a second ago
[00:43:07] Now dude, I feel I'm feeling bad about a hundred things just right this second
[00:43:14] Laying fully horizontal challenge to nix thing where there's no way to feel bad
[00:43:19] I feel bad all the time. Yeah, I think about times. I couldn't fuck that good. I think about bad meals
[00:43:25] That's a big one. Oh, yeah, I think I might go to best buy after this and buy a nintendo switch
[00:43:30] You should they rock. Yeah, I'm a switch. Smash brothers is coming out. I'm thinking about getting bad
[00:43:36] I've preordered that motherfucker. Did you yeah, you should play smash dude. Come over dude. I'm terrible at it
[00:43:41] I'm bad too. I've never been good at any of those fucking games. I know I would always just play
[00:43:44] I used to play with lukario and all I would do is shoot energy which one is he
[00:43:49] He's like a pokémon. He's an he's an you know, you know how they're like some of them are the same as the other ones
[00:43:54] No, I don't think he's just like character that shoots like captain falcon and ganondor for the same or like star foxes faster
[00:44:09] Suck my dick falcon molest. Yeah, falcon rape
[00:44:15] Amadeus amadeus falco wrote that song a lot of people don't know that song was yeah falco was written by the bird from star fox
[00:44:29] No, it was the bird from star fox. You guys ever played the captain falcon game. It's a race at zero x. Yeah, I played it
[00:44:37] Um, no, not really. It's kind of a shitty racing game. Yeah
[00:44:41] Why is cap of falcon such a good fighter then you know what actually it's not bad for a super nintendo racing game. It's not bad
[00:44:48] Yeah, yeah, I used to act now that I think about it. I used to play a lot
[00:44:52] And the emulator set up at my fucking call center job nice dude
[00:44:56] Dude the VP of the company came by one time and I was just like playing killer instinct
[00:45:02] Like that's how little they gave a shit their turnover was so fucking hot
[00:45:11] Like debilitating autism. Yeah, and some people who did yeah, and some people who did was
[00:45:19] They would leave immediately they'd do like bribe people to stay at that company with like pizza
[00:45:24] They'd have to be like guess we got a bunch of pizzas
[00:45:27] For your 17 hour shifts with no overtime
[00:45:30] I was fine because I was 20 when I worked there. So I was still like getting in trouble for bullying in the workplace
[00:45:42] Go to the principal's office level bullshit
[00:45:46] That's so funny to do it to get in job for a job
[00:45:59] My old my old job HR was just stepped with like the hottest girls in the world
[00:46:06] At one of those like uh cell phone kiosters like some Romanian guy that worked there
[00:46:12] Who like loved clubs. So I would just call him a fag it all the time. I'm like dance clubs
[00:46:17] Yeah, yeah, look going out to nightclubs now
[00:46:19] They got and I know it makes it seem like I'm like a monster
[00:46:22] And I would like a guy I wouldn't do that to her kid too
[00:46:24] I wouldn't do no I wasn't I was probably like 18. That's a kid
[00:46:29] I wouldn't do this. I wouldn't do this to somebody who's actually gay
[00:46:35] Being called gay is the worst in yeah, right imagine
[00:46:39] So this Romanian it's almost it's kind of like supportive of gay people. Yeah, right
[00:46:45] That's like the home page on the computer to like
[00:46:48] I think gay sex like a javascript pop-up that just says like cosmon is gay
[00:46:54] Open up internet explore. It says like morning cosmon is gay
[00:47:02] I didn't show it to him, but I showed it to the manager. I was like yo something's wrong with the computer
[00:47:11] He's like man, you gotta stop doing shit like this we're gonna get sued
[00:47:13] That is a great that's a great one dude. Yeah, it was a good one
[00:47:19] I was happy with that one. I I remember I was taking a very basic coding class in eighth grade
[00:47:31] I think the word titties or something on a unlike some girl's screen
[00:47:39] And I just walked out of the class and and just like until the teacher left like I just left
[00:47:44] Uh, and then that's the same class where he would
[00:47:48] He would he would go upstairs and we just are such idiots
[00:47:51] We're like dude no teacher and we literally went on tits.com
[00:47:56] And it's like yeah, he's just monitoring every
[00:48:02] But we saw titties that day dude. Yeah, that's cool. Nice
[00:48:05] Yeah, we got it on a how did you how would you get away with that?
[00:48:10] It was like, um, is that a mirror? Is that what that's called or uh
[00:48:21] It's weird how like the first couple times
[00:48:25] Maybe it was just that's much better. You see porn
[00:48:29] Yeah, you could probably I wish I could go back to school now
[00:48:34] Knowing what I know about the world because in like fifth grade if you went into the school library and looked up like
[00:48:40] Blacksonblons.com and all started looking at hardcore interracial pornography. Oh, yeah, before as a 10 year old. Yeah. Yeah
[00:48:46] Yeah, there's not really much they could do right?
[00:48:50] You know, right? Because if the teacher came up and was like involved in any way, they're a pedophile. They're going to jail
[00:48:56] Right. If you interrupt me while I'm masturbating, they have to lay you finish legally
[00:49:00] You interrupt a 10 year old boy while he's been eating off
[00:49:03] So if you continue to beat off indefinitely, they can never stop you. That's why the old early 2000s really
[00:49:14] Yeah, that's like I got through medical school. This is the doogie house with the in playing
[00:49:20] As a kid just beats off to interracial pornography
[00:49:23] And then we pan out and it's the it's the pitch meeting for doogie house
[00:49:27] Uh-huh and it's the whoever created being like, what do you guys think? They're like, what is this?
[00:49:38] I'm like, yeah, but he becomes a doctor in season five
[00:49:42] Like why don't we just give all that beating off shit and start his season one. He's a doctor already. Yeah, I love it
[00:49:51] But I think it kind of makes sense if we get him beating off
[00:49:55] Damn, I can't believe there's still 33 minutes
[00:49:59] Of installing until you get your precious again until I get the fucking game
[00:50:06] Weeks if not months of entertainment that you have this is like the opposite of a waiting period for a gun
[00:50:13] Gaming is the only thing keeping me from driving to Virginia right now going to a gun show. Yeah loading up
[00:50:21] I was in DC. I could have picked you something up, dude. Yeah, dude
[00:50:28] I can't wait to just have a gun in your city fucking just our blasting people at random
[00:50:36] Just to make real sure just to clarify real human beings real people. Yeah with real an actual plan
[00:50:48] You're planning to shoot people who exist with a gun that you own illegally
[00:50:57] Brother tight. All right cool. Sorry my brother. Oh, hell. Yeah, it's
[00:51:10] Nothing feels good is gay gay fucking said heaven gay sex with man fucking goes in the air sucking on the day
[00:51:39] Damn chefs out to mentos. Yeah, I love those commercials lose mesmerized me as a child. Yeah. Yeah me too
[00:51:45] Because they were we're a great wringles. They were like European or something right like they meant to feel American
[00:51:50] Those come out of those no it was just like a guy and he's like the the parking space is like
[00:51:57] They're parking lots all filled up or whatever
[00:52:00] And then he like he takes a mentos and then he parks in a handicap spot
[00:52:07] And then the policeman's like helping him walk across the street
[00:52:31] Wouldn't yeah, I wish I was a trickster like the guys leave mentos. Yeah, I was associated mentors with double mint twist a guy abandoning his family
[00:52:38] So funny how like just a guy who like his wife
[00:52:41] Some pregnancy test. She's like, what are we gonna?
[00:52:44] He's just packing up his car at 3 a.m. And leaving a mentos coming up with mentos parody commercials was like the seeds of me
[00:52:52] Like understanding how comedy works. Yeah, when I was like yeah in like first grade
[00:52:57] Thinking about like hilarious mentos situation. Oh shit. That was like the first joke. I understood. That's it. Yeah
[00:53:04] Yeah, mine was I'm fun to suck your dick. That was the best first joke
[00:53:13] Yeah, I think it was Dracula though because it was so yeah
[00:53:21] I damn I guess I was too stupid in first grade to think about mentos
[00:53:24] Yeah, it's like I was just enjoying them as art. No, I'm a I'm a pure genius dude. So font. Yeah
[00:53:47] There he is. Isn't it it's a von? It's just a savanta suck your dick
[00:53:59] Uh one time I think I experienced an erection while going to the bathroom, but uh, no never wants
[00:54:11] Yeah, no none of this mess none of these hormones. Yeah. Yeah
[00:54:14] Yeah, my parents to make me better at singing but
[00:54:18] Yeah, I never sung I've never gone singing before
[00:54:28] No, well, i'm out here in san francellico. I was I was maybe considering uh trying trick-or-treating
[00:54:37] He's not castrated. I don't like that he's castrated, but he's never had any kind of sexual awakening
[00:54:42] We doesn't really know what sex is. He doesn't get horny, but he has gone through puberty and he is a grown man
[00:54:48] Yeah, so he doesn't but something's gonna make him horny
[00:54:51] No, but he doesn't know that you put a dick into a pussy. Yeah, he's left such yet such just like so shut off
[00:54:59] No, no idea about anything that he's never developed any kind of horniness. Uh-huh, but naturally it's gonna happen. No
[00:55:10] Immasculate somebody you can make them so fucking dependent on a parent that they never develop any bro
[00:55:16] You're gonna get what he's gonna have wet dreams. He's gonna come to people's people you can
[00:55:21] Repress aspects of sexuality you can absolutely suppress the entire thing and
[00:55:26] And then and then and then and then yes, and then as a libido is entirely sublimated into like
[00:55:31] Making sure he doesn't upset his father or like being yeah being good at sim city or like being good at making small talk
[00:55:40] Mm-hmm. The things he prides himself in are like just very basic things
[00:55:45] That no one would even consider being good at something right?
[00:55:56] Well, he's not even good at making small talk. He's good at sounding like he's making small talk
[00:56:00] I don't know man. I feel like your dick would get hard and then you'd want to beat off
[00:56:05] You tell me this guy's never beat off either. No never what
[00:56:10] No, dude. No, you don't understand the psychology of this man. You're crazy, dude
[00:56:15] You don't understand what lurks beneath the surface. Are you just chewing mint? No
[00:56:23] Fuck fuck this is my this is my jet lag witching hour right here. I'm fucking destroyed right now
[00:56:30] Not me. I'm pumped for a red dead fucking redemption. You're ready to be redeemed
[00:56:36] How many hours do you gonna put in this bad boy? I'm gonna just play this until it's done
[00:56:42] So until your life is done till I'm dead. Yeah
[00:56:54] Remember that guy. I don't want to say his name, but I might
[00:56:58] There was some old guy that did comedy in DC. Uh-huh. His name is Wes. I don't know you can
[00:57:06] Dana sent me a screenshot of his like facebook
[00:57:09] He like great stuff. Well, yeah, he was that and you know the people I can't even say now people are gonna find him based on just this
[00:57:16] Yeah, you should block out his name. Nah, it doesn't matter. All right. Anyway
[00:57:25] Posting a picture of like an apple mill like a hand cranked apple mill
[00:57:29] Mm-hmm. That mean it this is harmless. It's like not even yeah, there's no reason to harass the guy over there
[00:57:35] Right, right, but it was just you know, it's a picture of a hand crank apple mill that he's at and it says uh
[00:57:42] Handcrank dapple mill. There's no app for this
[00:57:52] Yeah, let's see these damn millennials figure out how to turn a thing clockwise
[00:58:05] There's the only three possible things you could do with apples and you managed it
[00:58:08] Well, thank you first of all a cider is a type of juice
[00:58:14] Actually, that's that's correct. Thank you apple cider is apple juice
[00:58:19] And then apple juice is like a refined extra process thing. That's really yeah
[00:58:24] Apple cider isn't like aged or anything to be like you just press the fucking apples and that's it
[00:58:29] Yeah, well, I'd a rock juice is when they do something else to some dumb shit dude
[00:58:34] I you know, I'm sorry you're drunk and everything naked you can't experience this but
[00:58:39] Hot cider with a little whiskey in it in the fucking fall
[00:58:43] Beautiful dude. I love that fucking shit
[00:58:48] I want to get drunk off whiskey inside her right now man. I like regular apple cider
[00:58:52] That's just good too. Yeah, but this thing you can't even taste the whiskey. It just tastes like a extra warm
[00:59:02] I thought he can suck my fat. There was a place in german town. It was like they had an like an orchard
[00:59:08] And then there was a cider. What are you are you doing flipping off my video games here?
[00:59:13] He's flipping me. Oh, dude. I'll flip whatever the fuck I want on cider barrel. I'm turning off your shelves
[00:59:20] Flipping off your fucking fridge, dude. I hope they I hope all your food go you're gonna
[00:59:24] Let me tell you about this cider place doesn't exist anymore. Sorry. I'm being rude, man
[00:59:28] Anyways, it was very good. So rude boy. Have you guys experienced the time machine not the gay one?
[00:59:34] Yeah, not the one Nick uses the one I used to fuck
[00:59:39] Girl, no, you just said you literally just said the one I used to fuck that guy
[00:59:46] You just said that girl from the kiosk you say that guy
[00:59:51] The one I used to fuck that guy. No, I said that girl. Uh-huh. I did not don't try gaslight me
[00:59:57] Don't try and gas should we hit the the the taper first try?
[01:00:06] The one I used to fuck that guy and I actually fucked a guy
[01:00:12] Fast forward fart. Oh, what I used to fuck the guy. Yeah, that was you style nice try
[01:00:21] With the time machine you go to the gay time machine anyway the people should use the time machine that I used to go to whatever the fuck dumb shit
[01:00:31] You're talking about it's an apple cider place that an orchard
[01:00:35] But they had apple cider and they had apple butter. That was very oh, I love a nice piece a little apple butter. Oh, oh my god
[01:00:44] Apple butter let me get up a booty and then I'll have a duchelio
[01:00:53] He like it a better than good. I was driving on the highway looking at billboards for those like
[01:00:58] Settlements or whatever. Mm-hmm. There's you know lawyers that are like did you get fucked up by a truck? Yeah?
[01:01:10] Seleno and Barnes, baby. Yeah, just like that like a picture that down syndrome guy wearing like this
[01:01:19] He's smiling and then the billboard just says retarded question mark
[01:01:24] Millions of dollars and settlement money
[01:01:28] We will sue your parents for making you retarded. We will sue your parents for not letting you have dessert first
[01:01:34] Oh, shit. Mm-hmm. All right. I gotta go guys. Why do you have to go? I have to make
[01:01:47] Where do you have to what kind of phone call bit business?
[01:01:52] Um, he's gonna fucking go do our brand-in-the-gay ass little show. Yeah, I gotta do brand show later. Oh, we didn't talk about uh
[01:02:04] My penis rubbed. Oh, oh, what were you telling me earlier? There's what are the rules or some shit?
[01:02:10] To having to hooking up with trans people. Oh, yeah, you're not allowed to just uh
[01:02:18] Sorry, I was trying to stare at whatever that was
[01:02:22] You're not allowed to go for the day. You get to see bitch. Yeah, I did see it already. It's too late too bad. Was that Tom Rhodes?
[01:02:29] No, it was Tom Papa. It's Tom Papa. Very similar guys Tom Papa. Yeah, both named Tom both named Tom
[01:02:41] Yeah, you know, my dad is from the 40s, so I always identified a lot with that decade
[01:02:49] I'm classy. Yeah, you know, I really like pleaded pants and
[01:02:53] And saying you know a lot a lot of people they don't understand manners anymore. That's the other thing too
[01:03:00] Yes, he's very proud of himself for saying please and thank you of course
[01:03:04] Yeah, definitely if he was aware enough would be a guy who was like men have class boys have swag or whatever the fuck that is
[01:03:12] Right. Yeah, I guess Adam's in the bathroom making phone calls to other men to guys
[01:03:28] Guy one one, what's your emergency? I'm gay. We're sending someone over right now. Sure. You're gay. We got a code. G. A. Y
[01:03:36] Take shoot shoot first ask questions first ask questions
[01:03:42] One more game with each other. All right, let's uh end this now. Let's end the show forever. Sounds great
[01:03:48] Let's press you want to do the 11 minutes until your game loads. No, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I don't either man
[01:03:54] I'm fucking now. I'm I'm crashing also. Damn and M's couldn't sustain me. Yeah, maybe I should eat the rest of them
[01:04:02] All right, everyone. Well, um, we have funny moms coming up soon
[01:04:12] And then I have a bunch of dates coming up
[01:04:14] Uh, if you're in Long Island on the 30th of November, I will be there
[01:04:19] And there's some kind of fucking movie theater. They got they put a comedy show on I think it's city cafe or some shit
[01:04:24] Check out my website stave.biz the next week. I'll be at the dc draft house
[01:04:30] Uh, december 7th and 8th so please come out to that
[01:04:34] And then I will be in india napa's on the 13th since an ad on the 14th columbus on the 15th or I'm sorry
[01:04:41] Columbus on the 14th since an ad on the 15th
[01:04:43] Um, getting my nuts absolutely rocked by you people
[01:04:47] And then i'm trying to figure out pittsburgh shows a denver show and an la show
[01:04:52] So keep an eye out for those and please suck my fat little nuts if you see me on the streets
[01:04:58] Um, goodbye everyone nicholas anything you'd like to say to the people before we say goodbye
[01:05:02] Um, let's hit me up on fucking playstation. Yep. The only way you can get the big
[01:05:11] Is the gaming yeah, maybe i'll respond probably there. I probably will not
[01:05:16] Email him I guarantee you I will not respond to you. Yeah
[01:05:24] He wants to read them. He just doesn't want to respond. I will never respond to you
[01:05:28] Uh, no chance in hell. No, you dumb fucking piece of shit
[01:05:36] It's like I love you guys. I'm ambivalent mostly. Thanks for listening
[01:05:42] I'll let me take that back. I love like 95 percent of you
[01:05:45] Yeah, five percent. You know we love the guys who come out to the show pay for the tickets and then shut the fuck up
[01:05:51] Yeah, we take a picture say take a picture
[01:05:54] Hey, you know what we might even give you free shit. Yeah, we did we have yeah if you're a cool bro
[01:05:59] I might smoke a little j with you, bro. Do you might take you want to bring us drugs shit
[01:06:03] You want to have sex with me your girl version of who we talked about and you want to have sex
[01:06:07] We have a pleasant conversation just leave immediately after I'm boss after you hit me the drugs
[01:06:18] Do not hit me up on place do not find me on PlayStation. Do not hit me the fuck up
[01:06:24] So anyway, yeah, that's pretty now that you guys know that. Um, goodbye