Cum Town | Premium | 11/12/2018
[00:00:00] and we're having a sit play are we we're having a sex uh... we're gonna pick up
[00:00:06] who's a beautiful babies some beautiful babies who is a wolf
[00:00:11] demi carbon that you can suck a dick you can suck
[00:00:16] yeah i know that's a professional skinnings this is not new to the game
[00:00:22] out of can you lower the handle of your purse
[00:00:28] uh... first of all for the listener at home it's a plastic bag with beer in
[00:00:32] yeah that's pretty cool i'm a i'm kind of a beer nerd myself
[00:00:36] you cannot harvest all this animals parts
[00:00:47] my new thing now is during the premium episodes and we'll be playing video games
[00:00:51] that's your news that's how you think you used to do that all the time
[00:00:56] you had a run of playing battle for the fuck your plan
[00:01:04] and i got some sort of respite the doctor says if you see this is more you
[00:01:17] what does this is the doctor that is true
[00:01:20] and he's talking because it's because this is star vs doctor
[00:01:24] and he has been having enough days actually
[00:01:28] as you as a doctor day as a doctor told you to do that gay people go to gay
[00:01:40] and gee i've heard near stop i'm looking through his public medical records
[00:01:57] well also you guys later you guys can do without a real talk so what this is
[00:02:05] mhm official come town review uh-huh uh... i've been playing
[00:02:09] i don't know maybe a couple hours again
[00:02:12] and then you just killed the fucking bank tell us the wrong button by accident
[00:02:16] and my men just see a couple of people can take most of the like it was a shit
[00:02:22] why i have a fucking gun out i don't want to go down
[00:02:29] that's my problem is i'm constantly shooting people in the face by accident
[00:02:32] yeah before you have the look over seems fucked up yet because it's
[00:02:38] come on i don't need any fucking witnesses
[00:02:42] yeah you got that boy is by switching well
[00:02:45] of his skin is not yes can you harvest his not sc
[00:02:55] or a lot of people you know they listen a lot of podcasts a lot of video a lot
[00:02:59] of people listen is probably listening a lot of video game
[00:03:03] where they play video games to tell you about like mens rights
[00:03:09] the graphics in this or just right i love the graphics shit like that you know
[00:03:20] yet not frame rate it was back in the day but now it's about immersion
[00:03:26] because it's not enough to just enjoy a video game you have to
[00:03:33] you know people carry about care about story and shit and it's like
[00:03:36] that's worthless i've played a single one of the story missions in this game
[00:03:44] bought a ticket the same than the mhm which is their new orleans
[00:03:57] that's what the game it's a game that's so it teaches you patience
[00:04:03] just hundreds of police officers waiting for that train to come by
[00:04:10] they only have the chinese in your lands this game
[00:04:26] you have a little bit of a motion in this game you know i was that big man
[00:04:29] here's what is the story mode of this game like what it was a guy who do
[00:04:34] you try to see if you're trying to you're trying to part of some way but it's
[00:04:42] what years is eighteen hundred eighteen ninety eight
[00:04:49] materialist is gone it does exist anymore by the old west we all of course
[00:04:58] uh... uh... saying it front frontier territory where they were down with the
[00:05:04] they understood that the man's property
[00:05:09] contract between him god and the less than that there was a lot of you
[00:05:15] you could define property a lot of different ways also yet
[00:05:18] exactly maybe some stuff you can you can not not to be too explicit here but
[00:05:25] embrace chattel slavery and thought it was mandated by jesus christ
[00:05:30] well this is post slavery is post-slaing ninety eight so the theme of the game is
[00:05:34] like people are still reeling from the loss of slavery right that must have been
[00:05:38] tough yet so this guy he doesn't know how to ride a horse
[00:05:42] doesn't really know how to communicate with people are bather do anything
[00:05:45] you got a baby yourself that's how this is how i'm envisioning the character
[00:05:49] that's why i'm a few you know any of the things sure
[00:05:52] uh... he's covered in shit i was gonna say really the only thing he knows how to
[00:05:55] do is go to new orleans and tie up chinese
[00:05:59] and unfortunately that's not a business yet not yet it's going to be another
[00:06:04] so you just have to keep riding the horse around finding all the chinese people in
[00:06:08] the game and finding different ways to kill them
[00:06:10] mhm yeah how does time working this game
[00:06:13] but i don't know you get to eighteen ninety nine
[00:06:15] is supposed to sleep to have been doing that
[00:06:18] i think that you can do it often games to make you sleep control my tickets
[00:06:23] wait a moment if i got a bounty out on me
[00:06:28] because i have been doing some crime arenas
[00:06:30] uh... good no bounty you can pay your own bounty uh...
[00:06:36] and let's see what the fuck is antsberg
[00:06:39] sounds like the guy could put you over there some bitches named and result
[00:06:46] mister i was wondering if i could get my penis sucked at your
[00:06:56] who you're sitting on the train now yeah look at my man so if you can't you
[00:06:59] theoretically kill you literally are covered in shit your panther
[00:07:06] well i like when you see those homeless guys that have been just been shit
[00:07:19] just a rhinestone asked diarrhea yeah i used to think it was pronounced
[00:07:23] yeah i think that's it too i did to it in each i switched to in each because it
[00:07:29] no i think i heard a black person so it is not i don't think anyone
[00:07:36] oh yeah i thought it was he and why see
[00:07:40] i mean it's not a fucking word it just means and why see
[00:07:52] they really are starting a new seadell tour
[00:08:00] is to wear cool ass clothes for homeless guys
[00:08:05] i just watched that new uh... about instead of chicago it starts with it
[00:08:17] do you ever confuse beneseo and uh... have your bardin
[00:08:29] don't put your titties back in your shirt
[00:08:36] just another pepidist tails you suck my dick heads
[00:08:40] i just watched the new uh... air and off-screen movie mother
[00:09:01] what do you call it that spanish director is movies a lot like the
[00:09:06] i just have rewatched uh... no cinema matters except american senate
[00:09:22] with gary oldman is dracula is that a piece of shit is a piece of shit yeah
[00:09:26] yeah but i bought it on four k blue i think there's titties in that movie
[00:09:30] right there are there's a lot of time i remember seeing that as a little kid
[00:09:36] it said redhead bitch is that is it is it is it all definitely beat off that
[00:09:40] movie ram stoker's dracula shame how like you get up close to a red and it's
[00:09:55] and pink as i like it is truly peter redhead for a while nobody can why do we
[00:10:01] already feel like everything is always about all and now i guess it's Adam's
[00:10:06] well i guess and in general and now i guess i remember her because i had sex
[00:10:10] with her i'm trying to just you didn't have sex with as yet she actually moved
[00:10:13] i'm trying to just it look yeah i know everybody wants to hear me play this
[00:10:22] you know if you're a redheaded mommy holler at your boy
[00:10:35] same thing i was doing i'm doing charming and telling an anecdote i'm not being a
[00:10:40] budding in what do you talk i'm charming as well i don't know about a lot of uh...
[00:10:44] young men with small earrings told me that they came to our shows in australia
[00:10:48] yeah i bet they did what was there what were their names i forgot their names
[00:10:55] my six-year biology tried huge titties and was a redhead
[00:11:01] there was a chinese guy here before but now looks like it's one of these kinds of
[00:11:06] now it's a black guy so i don't know man
[00:11:11] me if i may i'll just stand too close to him until he gets upset
[00:11:18] i don't know what that even means that's he's he's he's
[00:11:25] when you were riled up to the black-eyed deadwood
[00:11:28] the guy that worked in a stable and work right
[00:11:34] he was a great character in the word general that was his character
[00:11:41] uh... here's your one of the list finally we got it damn damn it looks like radon
[00:11:46] oh he's not fucking around either he's coming at you with some weird body
[00:11:55] you can take that kind of disrespect from a fucking no i'm gonna follow him out of
[00:12:01] smart look trust me i've been tying up chinese fellas
[00:12:19] yes i'm talking about your uh... on now we want to talk about all you got
[00:12:25] yeah i'm gonna fucking tackle well look here's the thing man here's what i'll say
[00:12:29] she had big-ass titties she had red hair
[00:12:32] and ever since then your boy has beaten off
[00:12:37] red hair and big titties damn you choke you straight choke of the chinese guy
[00:12:52] time up i didn't start anything but this man
[00:12:56] he's got a snake oil this guy from you're just walking out carrying another man
[00:13:01] that looks like you're about to have a lot of sex with him
[00:13:07] the ponytail in the chinese guy is not very dynamic i want to say this yeah
[00:13:17] is it rock our games yes same people in maggta yes of course all right
[00:13:27] now let me ask you this it's eighteen ninety eight
[00:13:33] what the hell is your problem and then the white man
[00:13:36] beats him to death right and carries it into a lake into the body
[00:13:41] throws him into the fight alligators i don't know if the cops are really gonna fall on that one
[00:13:46] no it was tell it was show me where the crime is that's a parking ticket in
[00:13:50] nature yeah what crime has been committed here just trying to feed a
[00:13:58] the alligators diet that unhealthy oriental meat
[00:14:03] this is going to be great once i finally get to the validators
[00:14:05] are there alligators is absolutely fucking alligator hell yeah you can
[00:14:16] wait have you you can feed human beings to alligators in this shit
[00:14:22] i want to try it out all right and see what happens well we'll keep you posted
[00:14:26] nick it has a chinese man with gray hair slung over his shit covered
[00:14:32] but characters and uh... shoulder just painting the scene
[00:14:36] here for you were in a beautiful by you
[00:14:39] uh... lots of fucking water lots of stagnant water the kinds
[00:14:44] frankly the mosquito would go crazy for uh... next now got a ten dollar bounty
[00:14:51] you you get you get some of the multiple witnesses you kidnap a chinese man from
[00:14:57] his business and right with the express purpose
[00:15:07] now they're here trust me you might need a new plan
[00:15:11] what did you back up for this chinese man is no backup plan here you have sex
[00:15:17] and can have sex is life is body but you can put them on the train tracks can
[00:15:26] these games are like grand theft auto except damn way more brutal
[00:15:30] straight-puts it's chinese on the back here or so
[00:15:35] mama just slung a chinese man over his horse like it's a sack of rice
[00:15:40] maybe i can put him in this fertilizer factor
[00:15:49] look they made the fucking game do you just playing it yeah they want to make
[00:15:53] all these woke ass fucking video games now
[00:15:56] and there's not an opportunity for guys like me to enjoy ourselves anymore
[00:16:03] hitlers shoot stuff all without having to play as a black woman
[00:16:08] it's is no way to just have a good wholesome fun anymore
[00:16:14] who's that chinese guy that looks like arthur that that's his whole thing
[00:16:18] what do you talk about you miles chon yeah yeah dark arthur he looks like arthur
[00:16:25] but he's always a lot of those can you fuck these are always matter i like
[00:16:29] and tie white you don't belong here now get you don't belong here mister but
[00:16:33] uh... yeah i'm looking for alligators to feed this can you feed them to wolves
[00:16:39] i want to feed this chinese guy down that aligator
[00:16:44] all there is that's a little baby gator the baby gator we need a that's an atom
[00:16:48] size dick we need a bill of a big fella
[00:17:05] if you kill your horse your horse falls you around like a buddy
[00:17:11] now in real life in real life if you had to perpetrate a crime against chinese
[00:17:16] now keep in mind this chinese guy isn't dead he's just knocked out okay
[00:17:23] first the first hope is that these alligators will take the bait sure that's
[00:17:27] hope number one the second hope is that he'll wake up screaming is the
[00:17:34] wait so this is your first time doing i've never done this before
[00:17:37] okay so we're gonna find out if this game is good or bad okay
[00:17:41] and i have the kite down i have a good feeling about you being a you're right
[00:17:47] well you can be on the show you know you can be a Chinese man alive
[00:17:54] chinese man the alligators knocked out your is a snapping turtle
[00:18:01] see if they'll eat his nuts snap on his nuts
[00:18:06] slow yeah he's turned around and can you bait him
[00:18:14] the snapping to suck dick at lasso with the lasso isn't going to work on the
[00:18:20] so we're going to pick this guy up and put him in the way of the turtle
[00:18:25] so here we go the chinese man is now covered in mud
[00:18:29] and now nik is placing his body in front of the snapping turtle
[00:18:32] and let's see what the he just kind of now just walk past them
[00:18:39] alright snapping turtle maybe not be the answer you kill the snap
[00:18:51] you're stabbing him through the shell fuck dude that poor fucking gay as turtle
[00:18:56] alright so we're going to pick the chinese guy back alright chinese guy
[00:19:09] oh there's one oh here we go baby that's a big boy that's a fucking alligator
[00:19:14] now I gotta piss him off what if you slit the chinese guy's
[00:19:41] come on mr mr alligator we got a chinese fellow here for you come on
[00:19:49] come on it's a chinese guy get this put this on instagram so people know
[00:19:53] eat the chinese guy yeah we're trying to get this alligator
[00:19:57] try to get this alligator to eat this chinese guy
[00:20:01] thank you everyone for paying us so much money yeah we really appreciate that
[00:20:06] don't miss the money okay all right so fucking horseback over here
[00:20:10] whatever man we got it I feel like this has been a failure
[00:20:13] yeah so just go ahead and kill the chinese guy I guess
[00:20:16] kill the chinese guy with a bow and arrow like his ancestors would have wanted
[00:20:21] oh yeah that's another aspect of the game we should explore is
[00:20:30] it's far more what if you hit what if you hit the crocodile with one bow and arrow
[00:20:34] to anger him yeah crockon survive at least a couple but come on hit him with
[00:20:40] I mean I could I could kill this one not just making me angry
[00:20:45] so maybe he'll eat the chinese guy oh you straight got that mother he had shot
[00:20:51] on your ass alright well skin is asked you get some shoes you get a
[00:20:59] to a disappointing one I'm sorry folks I really thought the alligator would eat
[00:21:07] I'm sorry everybody I let you down damn have you guys ever had Gator meat
[00:21:18] I've had Gator jerky Gator jerky I'll tell you what do you tell me there
[00:21:26] buckaroo knee I don't know man I'm fucking exhausted what'd you do today buddy boy
[00:21:31] still jet like I thought you were didn't we're didn't you just do some yips not
[00:21:35] yet why do you do that you can tell us some of your classic stories no people
[00:21:40] most people don't like my story take a coke break dude do some co come on I'm
[00:21:45] not going to a break okay wink wink I'm having nothing you haven't gay seek
[00:21:52] what dude I watched a video for some guy who owns a hotel in Ibiza Ibiza and
[00:21:58] he's like the fuck Ibiza's office Ibiza and he's like the sexual champion of Ibiza
[00:22:04] what do you mean he fucks like every tourist fucks men and women wow he
[00:22:09] fucked Grace Jones well that's half man half woman right there he he hooked up
[00:22:14] with George Michael he was friends with Freddie Mercury but he didn't fuck him
[00:22:19] and he took Kylie Minnow got on his boat but he didn't fuck her although I
[00:22:24] think he sounds like he's not even a champion although no no sometimes God
[00:22:29] no no he fuck Grace Jones who is a woman he also said Grace Jones was in
[00:22:34] androgynous one of the best fuck of his life he's married also Grace Jones what
[00:22:40] is this for where did you see this I'm on Facebook oh damn Nick is just stabbing
[00:22:46] the hell out of this Chinese baby Jesus fucking Christ damn that's that man is
[00:23:02] fucked up they fucked that gay Chinese man up oh damn they got first person
[00:23:08] oh fuck no have you guys ever seen something get killed in real life it's
[00:23:19] really unpleasant I mean this games are so realistic now yeah this is not even
[00:23:24] like that's basically what it would look like yeah we should commit a murder
[00:23:29] would you think it would be that funny no it would just I think it would I would
[00:23:34] feel nice we get stuck and I always feel bad but imagine feeding a Chinese guy to
[00:23:38] imagine trying to feed a Chinese guy to whatever that would be funny and it
[00:23:42] didn't work that would be funny like trying to get a duck to eat bread yeah
[00:23:46] but it is an alligator in a fucking the remains of a fucking Chinese motherfucker
[00:23:53] have you ever seen it like a snuff film or something like that where you
[00:23:57] say someone I someone told me recently that it feels like you would have films
[00:24:01] are are a myth that they actually never really existed that's insane there are
[00:24:08] real films where people are murdered obviously yeah but the concept of
[00:24:13] someone when you fuck them and then you kill them or you kill them I don't know
[00:24:17] what it's not I thought a snuff thing was just any video when someone's getting
[00:24:21] someone's no I think a snuff film is like a Nick is hitting for the bad podcast
[00:24:26] cycle now and trying to open chips and somebody played a video game for the
[00:24:34] first 20 minutes and I was gonna eat salt and vinegar chips on Mike I'm also
[00:24:38] sick don't forget that any sick any trying to have sex with Adam the whole
[00:24:42] time yeah yeah damn you know what you open these what am I gonna do not take a
[00:24:45] little fucking bite people want to hear a seating chips hmm wow this one seems
[00:24:57] like it's gonna be a classic classically trained classically anally trained
[00:25:03] people want who put their dick in my head yet don't don't even encroach on my
[00:25:10] characters it's mine dude who put my who put their dick in my
[00:25:13] nice got a new impression I was literally just about to say I'm saving that for
[00:25:20] last five minutes of the pot it's gonna save yeah I was gonna say I was already
[00:25:24] planning on checking out most of this one I come dude is that the mode you're in
[00:25:30] oh you got my seltzer no because I like my longs hurt I got you a soul you're
[00:25:34] lying what's going on bro you're gonna die
[00:25:39] if I listen man I didn't know you were dying well he's like really committing to
[00:25:44] the red dead thing he has like era appropriate afflictions you got like
[00:25:47] a particular color yeah calera calera bitch cholera you can say I thought I'm
[00:25:55] the messing upwards you can say it either way you fucking bitch I don't know if
[00:25:58] you say it other way maybe yeah Greek um dude I gotta say oh damn I farted the
[00:26:05] windscreen all that help this link damn I was gonna pretend to make this one
[00:26:10] bad at the start as a joke but I I can't the salt ins of being gay what the fuck
[00:26:19] are you gonna die for you no I just I got some kind of one thing going on what
[00:26:25] you do today just fucking move your tools around I don't know it started up
[00:26:30] yesterday fuck did you get a girl the doctor I don't want you to die man I want
[00:26:38] my boys to live forever yeah if you could if you could have immortality
[00:26:47] shit would you take it fuck I think we should maybe this is no come on man I
[00:26:54] know I'm gonna do anything we're only 20 minutes in all right we can say this
[00:26:59] 20 minutes and we can see it's not saying shit the fuck we got a fucking all right
[00:27:03] all right yeah yeah I'll save it okay Adam fuck I I have I have a bitch
[00:27:09] what are you cursing at me because dude you you brought this negativity into
[00:27:13] the episode we we just tried to feed a Chinese man to an alligator that was
[00:27:19] very okay and you're gonna tell me this isn't a good episode all right well
[00:27:24] let's just do more hate crimes in a good episode it would have been a good
[00:27:27] twitch stream yeah I would have but let's do just more hate crimes in the red
[00:27:31] dead redemption universe if you could do any hate crime and get a little thing
[00:27:36] what would it be what do you mean what would you do like what you're you're
[00:27:42] asking me like what kind of like mine oppressed minority I would what would
[00:27:45] you do yep I don't know I would fuck up Tucker Carlson's house dude that's not
[00:27:54] a hate crime yeah it is no he's just a regular white noise middle name is Bell
[00:27:57] no yeah Tucker Bell Carl Bell Carl said take a guy with Down syndrome
[00:28:05] tell me what he wants to do he wants to launch talk about talk about
[00:28:13] vocals fuck fuck I don't like that guy was a little fucking was a little ass bow ties
[00:28:23] that's my stance on Tucker yeah he's a bitch dude do you remember when he got
[00:28:29] owned by John Stewart on crossfire yeah dude and then he came back with a
[00:28:34] vengeance yeah what the fuck he didn't even dancing with the stars name was
[00:28:37] like fuck this guy whatever crossfire he used to be on crossfire with that guy
[00:28:42] Paul Bagala oh you're watching hardball I'm Chris Matthews oh yeah you got a new
[00:28:47] impression yeah hardball here Chris May Chris hardball Matthews they call me
[00:28:53] that because I got tesicular cancer I got a torsion my nuts are twisted off I
[00:29:00] guess today is John McLachlan of the McLachlan group shut up it's my show
[00:29:06] oh I'll ask the questions actually it's my show we were gonna fuck you Tony
[00:29:14] blankly would you suck my dick 15 seconds I don't think I will
[00:29:19] Pat Buchanan my car juicy enough for you glazing it up for Pat yeah Miss
[00:29:29] Clifton my cock what do you think dude I love them a glaucling nice to watch
[00:29:38] that show with my parents I'd make your parents those like a family night yeah
[00:29:42] yeah we used to do it as a family yeah we were a big my dad I think like didn't
[00:29:48] pay the cable bill and then he like threw this whole tantrum the president
[00:29:51] billion people doing what I do literally every day at work with Pat kidding or am
[00:29:59] I I feel kind of know I rape you what I don't I don't think you did but wrong
[00:30:06] you can't it came back from denied really yeah he denied it and then like
[00:30:14] they sort of let him back in respect I don't even think we believe in man yeah
[00:30:19] I think he was the way you believe it yeah I think he's gone now maybe he's dead
[00:30:24] who else would they have on there they have that I never watched that one like
[00:30:29] historian bitch with the short hair it was so funny that that set was like the
[00:30:35] most low-budget like public television set it was just like really harsh blues
[00:30:40] and stuff it looked like shit I did never watched news I watched a little bit of
[00:30:46] like yeah it looked like the AV room from like a high school yeah yeah yeah
[00:30:51] just like a blue carpeted living room and it's like the floor the floor like
[00:30:58] final Boston Brahmins that are still alive like almost just people that wrote
[00:31:04] for like the Baltimore Sun the Washington City paper the Washington
[00:31:07] Times yeah yeah yeah the conservative Washington yeah right whoever wrote for
[00:31:11] like beltway fucking newspapers just secondary big city yeah like that what's
[00:31:18] what was the secondary Boston one it was like the Boston what Harold the
[00:31:24] Harold I think was the secondary one yeah fuck newspapers fucking news the only
[00:31:31] news I watch was WJZ motherfucking 13 my guests tonight Thomas Piketty and
[00:31:38] Dwayne the Rock Johnson we were gonna do a show called what's his name dude remember
[00:31:48] it's basically the McLaughlin group but you just asked them what's his name every
[00:31:52] time oh yeah yeah that's funny popular counter what's his name I'm sorry excuse
[00:31:59] me whose name his name what is the name of the guy you're thinking about
[00:32:06] yeah I bet it was I bet it was you fucking homo I bet that was his name
[00:32:20] that yeah all I know about news is Denise Koch WJZ 13 you have cable grown-ups
[00:32:28] up and then no Deborah Wiener there was a bitch named Deborah Wiener you got
[00:32:31] Deborah penis Deborah the amount of I call you Deborah penis please don't call
[00:32:38] me that tonight Deborah penis the page popular cannon about who's got a juicer
[00:32:43] cock me at Tony Blackley fuck what's up I did you want to chime in you finally
[00:32:58] want to say what his name is yeah what's his name I do not know what this guy
[00:33:06] looks like what you saw the block no idea yeah he looked kind of like a pit bull
[00:33:11] no he had Jowels he looked like Adam he didn't look like a shit oh yeah ugly
[00:33:17] you look like a fat old like New England guy look like Adam we look just like Adam
[00:33:22] it looked just like Adam yeah he thought he was a guy who'd say like I saw her
[00:33:28] I saw her one look like Adam Fredlund didn't look like Tony Blake baby in Las Vegas
[00:33:33] I don't look like John McLaughlin yes she does it's not even that insulting
[00:33:39] this is an old guy if it's not that insulting way so mad dude Tony follow
[00:33:45] up question will you suck my cock there we go there it is no I would no no thank
[00:33:54] you John forgot what Tony blankly sounds like he's like British he just had a
[00:34:02] posh kind of like funny like he's British isn't he was he he was I don't
[00:34:07] remember fuck the Brits you know it's funny a lot of people like how dare these
[00:34:12] foreigners tell us what's wrong with our country people saying that should
[00:34:16] about John Oliver and motherfucking yeah what's this Trevor Noah Trevor yeah I
[00:34:21] think they're you know what I think go right in the Democrats right after a
[00:34:26] midterm election is exactly like having gay sex with Garfield and that is your
[00:34:34] new second I've never watched that show I have no idea what they say I'm that
[00:34:39] job I imagine it's something like that's basically yeah that's basically it
[00:34:45] threatening to close the borders because you had a bad day is literally like
[00:34:50] fucking the robots from Blade Runner while getting fucked in your ass by Mario
[00:34:56] Lopez and not new Mario Lopez a see Slater Mario Lopez I gotta say you nailed it
[00:35:05] that is exactly what that shows like Christina would watch this shit all the
[00:35:09] time she watched that and Bill Maher hilariously yeah my my my parents still
[00:35:17] watch more people still rock with more dude yeah it's like a boomer thing Bill
[00:35:23] Maher Bill Maher the inward guy he would have the n-word and nothing happened
[00:35:29] rolled off his fucking greasy and nothing happened people were like oh you
[00:35:34] suck for a week Bill Maher yeah this day they still do not allow black women
[00:35:39] on the show it's true yeah in the audience yeah so so nothing like that
[00:35:44] gets out because I mean we all know that like he says the n-word six or seven
[00:35:50] times an episode right just had it yep you know they're gonna replace it with
[00:35:56] the sound of cum slowly leaking hands after actually
[00:36:00] one of his to think about the fact that he that's a pre-taped show and they left
[00:36:07] that joke and I think it's live dude is it live yeah that's what real time
[00:36:12] means real time oh no more I feel like he's into black women too which feels
[00:36:18] like he should know better than to drop in bombs now he's got too much of that
[00:36:24] strange fruity overstepped his bounds well that's the thing about him right is
[00:36:29] that it'd be funny if that's what you thought strange fruit man that's that's
[00:36:36] like his thing though right yeah yeah he just called it that they're like Bill
[00:36:41] Jesus Christ one of date he's like I can't wait to taste some of that strange
[00:36:46] yeah I'd love to get some of that strange excuse me how dare you having
[00:36:54] sex with black woman should we call it getting strange fruit Tony black layer
[00:36:59] oh we really shouldn't I don't believe you should
[00:37:04] popular kind of what I said your nation that's what we're talking about that's
[00:37:10] what Pat's mad about it's not what we're talking about is miscegenating
[00:37:14] times up I'm calling it out anyways I got a date tonight I want a cliff to what
[00:37:22] should I wear what's your fucking name Elizabeth cliff what's that his story
[00:37:27] in bitch yeah owner cliff no Tony blankly is definitely not British this guy oh
[00:37:33] yeah he was born in London damn good bull by Mullen and he's dead he is good
[00:37:39] fuck him stomach cancer fuck him fuck yeah fuck you know everyone from that show
[00:37:47] is dead oh there's no way any of them are alive having sex with your own dad go
[00:37:54] to bed wait Pat's I thought Pat was alive still Pat might be alive yeah and
[00:38:01] that's okay suckin on a hard day guy song man's car and I'm gay I was in a
[00:38:13] John Bon Jovi is John bonds other guys John bonds other bonds them I love the
[00:38:34] McLaughlin died in 2016 you motherfuckers are watching users little babies
[00:38:39] dude yeah yeah well I would come on like either before after SNL or around that
[00:38:44] time or to be ads for it and I thought it was a joke I thought it was on PBS
[00:38:48] no it was like syndicate maybe I would switch to PBS I don't know I don't know
[00:38:53] how the fuck I would see it but I never watched a stitch a damn use of my life
[00:38:56] yeah it's not news it's like a public affairs talk show my dad we got hella
[00:39:01] broke for a while when I was a kid my dad stopped paying the cable bill and then
[00:39:05] he like did this whole histrionic thing about how we don't read enough as a
[00:39:09] family but it was really just the cable plane got canceled by the company so we
[00:39:14] got 20 years and we had to take enough showers together as a family did you
[00:39:19] dad do that to oh yeah the shower thing that's weird me actually literally I was
[00:39:24] making fun of your family like all four of you were in the shower together but
[00:39:29] yes I did share with my father for a long time really me probably until I was
[00:39:35] like we're immigrants six when's the last time you saw your dad's penis as a
[00:39:40] child oh did you shower with him no I remember bathing with my dad it's like
[00:39:46] in a bathroom way young yeah like as soon as I had memories okay that's
[00:39:52] different that's different that's not me bathing I asked the question
[00:39:56] literally fucking sad seeing your dad's dick yeah but in the context of this
[00:40:02] kind of shit talking about bathing yeah also did you see your dad's dick when
[00:40:06] you caught him yeah yeah yeah so you saw it torqued I've never seen my dad's
[00:40:11] meat no either my dad was like dude to be
[00:40:15] he was naked I feel like I knew I knew more about oh yeah you were yeah you were
[00:40:21] in your prime are you just new to beating off not that he was new to and
[00:40:25] beating a newton beating off that'd be amazing walking in your dad but
[00:40:29] knick off doesn't feel good or black way I think it's been my dad's dick
[00:40:37] really I see it almost every trip home hard no never hard have you ever seen
[00:40:43] it's always like changing and stuff and like animated and like Jackie was in the
[00:40:48] army and stuff it's like what army did these really are army
[00:40:54] the Rhodesian the Rhodesian special force was a baby is it still gay Tony
[00:41:01] black way why was the Navy gay why was the Navy gayer than the real long
[00:41:04] to see by them by each other for like months on end there's no pussy to be
[00:41:10] that anyway so it's jail for the section yeah yeah yeah interesting it's a nice
[00:41:15] intro to your life you're off at sea without a man for too long yeah develop a
[00:41:22] taste for bugger it I wonder if the waves the most the motion of the ocean
[00:41:29] uh-huh perhaps aided in having gay sex right because it's not about the size of
[00:41:34] the boat well really what's it a Moby Dick is actually about not having gay sex
[00:41:43] captain a half is seeking heterosexual really yeah but because he's been you
[00:41:54] know gay for years been yeah he's got fucking whatever it's called sea AIDS
[00:42:01] scurvy scurvy stop you're your people were not a cool right is that when is
[00:42:07] scurvy from when you don't get any pussy juice is there a lot of vitamin C in
[00:42:11] pussy juice I think scurvy is like a you turn yellow and shit some shit like
[00:42:16] what do you mean my people were nautical like Greek people do they like fish and
[00:42:20] shit yeah they fish my little brother claims that that fishermen would do
[00:42:25] nothing but drink a cup of olive oil for breakfast and that was all the sustenance
[00:42:30] why is your little brother say though he was no no he just did a little research
[00:42:36] your grandparents or whatever on the islands they didn't go fishing every
[00:42:38] day that guy on YouTube we just like he started doing like food challenge videos
[00:42:43] we're just like all right guys I'm gonna eat an entire bag of fucking Doritos in
[00:42:48] like 30 seconds and then I guess Pat Page got more and more popular and his wife was
[00:42:54] like Richard please stop doing this and then he was like you know he's like
[00:42:58] all right here it is a little posting big barrio bottle of olive oil I'm drinking
[00:43:02] the whole thing and then his wife like left him damn did he get rich off that
[00:43:09] shit I think it was just popularity damn what a
[00:43:13] real loser to drink olive oil for children for getting like 15,000 views I
[00:43:19] don't know this was told to me in a bar so I don't know if this is probably
[00:43:23] fake were you still drinking shout out to Tom Myers for just completely
[00:43:29] destroying stop oh yeah this will be my last episode guys to lead your account
[00:43:34] in your life your account sucks you're not funny fuck you also your piece of
[00:43:38] shit fuck you asshole he said so I was modeling is yeah dude that's a problem
[00:43:44] shit and fuck you you're not funny he said my pictures were bad which I
[00:43:48] actually really just want to know like the concrete stuff you can take what was
[00:43:51] going on in the Myers household last night I know no these had me blocked for
[00:43:56] years now upset about the midterms Ben jealous lost in Maryland he's probably
[00:44:02] working on that campaign yeah why did big jealous lose that shit sucks because
[00:44:07] I love him so much they like yeah he might as well stop doing comtown
[00:44:13] considering nobody listens to it yeah yeah yeah check the metrics seems like
[00:44:21] oh how many listeners do you have negative a million zero looks like you
[00:44:28] got a there's negative a million people listening to your fucking show that
[00:44:33] sucks by the way I listen I tried listen I had someone else I paid a homeless guy
[00:44:38] to listen to it and he killed himself instead of listening to it that's a bad
[00:44:44] show it yeah I'll be doing bringers in Las Vegas and calling it a tour now if
[00:44:52] you'll excuse me my name's on the liquor license of a Mexican restaurant
[00:44:59] so you know what that means mm-hmm don't ask me it is not an answer you know what
[00:45:06] that means I get every once in a while every couple weeks they give me a free
[00:45:10] daiquiri and honestly I don't even have to tip I wonder when the last time dude
[00:45:17] pussy is come across Tom's lips yeah what do you think can you imagine him just
[00:45:23] eating pussy and some woman like grabbing his hair from the back just that like
[00:45:33] oh my bit here just sort of floated oh my god yeah does that uh feel good you
[00:45:40] like that baby you like that Mrs. President his hair is kind of like
[00:45:45] mouse a tongue yeah it's the same balding pattern yeah the chairman yeah
[00:45:51] chairman chairman chairman chairman going chairman the board
[00:45:56] remake remake of what is it that the uh
[00:46:04] carotope movie oh yeah yeah chairman of the board with that lady and Norm was
[00:46:10] that's when Norm trashed it on Conan right that's a great clip yeah the the
[00:46:16] woman from it is there anything tell that Norm is half flirting half being
[00:46:22] mean it's really don't probably laid some slate some bonane back in the day
[00:46:27] dude I think I mean cobbling together from interviews Norm is like against
[00:46:32] being horny no another thing me and him having that's what some of those guys
[00:46:37] say but like Nick he actually likes to find out that I have more in common with
[00:46:41] Norm McDonald and uh-huh I have a lot in common with the other he's really like
[00:46:46] the only person I look up to he's the best common Jesus Christ you don't you do
[00:46:52] not look up to Jesus Christ what do you mean what are you talking about I've
[00:46:55] never never told us anything about Jesus and how much you like it dude you've
[00:46:59] been reading the scriptures a lot the last couple weeks every time I call you I
[00:47:03] text you you're always reading the Bible what's your favorite thing about Jesus
[00:47:05] my favorite thing about Jesus well you don't really understand the relationship
[00:47:13] I have with Jesus you have a personal relationship it's a one-on-one kind of
[00:47:16] thing yeah yeah yeah so you don't kiss my face doesn't exist to entertain you
[00:47:23] not trying to show off yeah well no I'm not trying to entertain you with my
[00:47:28] personal faith in Jesus Christ is the Lord and say I'm just asking I mean are
[00:47:33] you is that where you just yeah I just you know you got you got you mean
[00:47:36] recently how about this let me just ask you this what's the question how would
[00:47:41] I feel if I went over the kitchen right there right and got that fucking uh
[00:47:46] the dice at that steak knife and I jammed it into your fucking temple what
[00:47:52] that feel why don't you think about that for a second before you question that
[00:47:56] is a good point of relationship with God he's got you there questioning I was
[00:48:00] just asking no you yeah you were asking and what is what do you ask I was just
[00:48:05] asking you what do you ask what do you ask man answer the question I mean just
[00:48:11] now we're in general what do you ask something what do they ask any person
[00:48:16] what do they ask man you ask what's his name and that man's name is Jesus Christ
[00:48:24] that's a good answer the secret meaning of the what's his name did it's been
[00:48:30] revealed to the compound it's been Jesus I would love this kind of ICP
[00:48:34] review the true meaning of the dark carnival Jesus is that what they said oh
[00:48:41] yeah dude they had five albums and each album I said yeah yeah you joker card
[00:48:47] yeah and the different joker cards at the end would line up to be and then at
[00:48:51] the end they're like the fucking circus is Christianity and the dark carnival is
[00:48:56] the second coming of price wait have you heard that song miracles it's
[00:49:01] incredible the one that that people like one made fun of batteries yeah they're
[00:49:06] like how's that shit work man yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's all about God I mean
[00:49:10] that's what it's about shout out to those guys there was a there was a joke
[00:49:14] honestly ICP is kind of the original come town within what way we're rappers
[00:49:19] went independent did it all themselves there's two of them the people care
[00:49:24] about what do you talk about kind of stuff there's a third ICP know the DJ
[00:49:29] yeah I'm kind of violent Jay and he's what's his name shot Scooby-Doo shorty
[00:49:33] shot he's still the shocker shorty shorty shorty shorty shorty to shoe shack yeah
[00:49:41] I'm violent Jay and this is my man should today should do the band what's up
[00:49:47] y'all oh man I'm should they should do the other guy
[00:50:00] which one am I you're weird you're my father Jay this my boy
[00:50:07] chalet was sharp what the fuck dude are you going to die Nick is fucking
[00:50:21] that's a bad sounding cough yeah I got a wicked cough going wicked
[00:50:25] bong is readder than my dick right now my dick is rubbed raw because every
[00:50:31] time I feel lonely recently I beat off mm-hmm and it cures it for about 22
[00:50:35] minutes damn I would actually like to return to God shut up don't tell me to
[00:50:43] shut up you wouldn't actually like to return to God yeah life is way better
[00:50:48] that way first of all Jews barely believe the idea of returning something hello
[00:50:59] hello I was hot back Jews barely believe she's barely believing God
[00:51:04] is not even a religion why because there's not like blood it's all about like
[00:51:09] getting Chinese food and shit like it's American Judaism yeah right did which
[00:51:14] I've like a vast majority adopted as cosplay I'm not like an American my
[00:51:19] parents are immigrants what do you mean I adopted that from movies and stuff like
[00:51:23] my whole persona is a straw yeah my whole like you know like you would be
[00:51:27] out time no I I show everyone this is all bit we've all just been trying to
[00:51:31] tell me yeah I'm doing many's a liar no the whole like neurotic New York
[00:51:35] Jew thing is something that like I just saw in movies I'm not part of you trying
[00:51:39] to get pussy for that like that dude yeah and it worked so then what's this
[00:51:43] right now if not more fraudulent what do you mean what is this whatever this
[00:51:47] claim you're making it's a come to Jesus oh yeah I'm not really a Jewish guy
[00:51:52] that grew up in America I'm an immigrant no that that's like a different culture
[00:51:57] for sure I grew up in a state where I was like one of the only Jewish kids in
[00:52:02] my high school it was mainly you and Tommy Georgione Tommy went to different
[00:52:08] we can't talk about so but I'm seriously there's no hell in Judaism there's so
[00:52:18] what is even the point there's like you're allowed to fuck what do you mean
[00:52:24] you're allowed to fuck like outside of marriage no no you're not allowed to do
[00:52:29] that it's one of the 10 commandments but now shall not covet thy neighbor's
[00:52:35] wife that's just you can't fuck you warning for your neighbors why that's
[00:52:40] just about jealous you can't do you can't do cheating that's not even really about
[00:52:43] why yeah but there's just single pussy actually my bar mitzvah portion had a
[00:52:47] thing about you spilling your seed which is like on another man's back no you're
[00:52:52] not allowed to they're like Adam this for you you should read this yeah I don't
[00:52:57] definitely I'm not saying I want to do God in Judaism I want to find a new thing
[00:53:02] look Adam if you want to if you want the three thousand dollars you get for the
[00:53:07] bar mitzvah you have to memorize this thing about beating off anyway this is
[00:53:17] a cool religion actually yeah this is definitely about God yeah I'm driving
[00:53:23] this poem right admittedly I memorize like money based death called 30 minutes
[00:53:28] of complete gibberish I mean it was I will I'll I don't I suck or I might be
[00:53:35] gonna habo right sure but I speak Greek did you have a confirmation or
[00:53:40] some of these Greek here speak Greek baptism I learned Greek so me and stop
[00:53:45] yeah me Nick speaker go time behind my back all the time all the fucking time
[00:53:50] what's one thing say one thing say present best to me he said it he said it
[00:53:56] he said it right yeah you can't say it for you I asked you a kid because he's
[00:54:00] my story better my lacka story but Adam shut up I said in my lacka
[00:54:05] liquid malarqua you just heard it say my like I and we know what Malakka means
[00:54:10] it means motherfucker this means ass don't say Malakka dude it's not it's
[00:54:15] Malakka it's not some fucking bullshit it's not the word the name Malakai which
[00:54:20] is some juj shit that I don't trust you don't trust you don't trust you
[00:54:24] don't like anyone they want to do so they rats
[00:54:29] sorry black lady let's hear it do all the jewels rats a skirt a scourge on society
[00:54:40] are they occurs y'all want to cliff would you have a fuck a Jew that's none of
[00:54:48] your business and I have gross gross oh come on put Lysol in her pussy I can't
[00:54:56] believe I was trying to fuck this bitch we're so long get the fuck off my show
[00:55:04] get the hell off get the fuck off my show god damn it oh fuck oh I think I'm gonna
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[00:56:32] dick get that's the they're calling it the Viagra gap the number of years you've
[00:56:39] gone since your dick was hard in the release of Viagra I'm at seven myself
[00:56:44] how do you forget the years of pegging you've accepted as the only form of sex
[00:56:49] you can engage it totally blankly I haven't done that you lie lying Pat
[00:56:59] Buchanan you're not talking about getting fucked in your ass by a strap on let's
[00:57:05] hear it John I really thought we were gonna talk about a ran content we're
[00:57:11] gonna talk about Iran I really know about this Viagra gap if anyone's talking
[00:57:22] about that first I've heard of that phenomenon I want a cliff did you
[00:57:29] fuck that Jew in his ass please tell me you didn't do that with him John stop
[00:57:33] asking me that we dated for a while we tried a lot of different things oh god
[00:57:40] don't use the word try oh that makes it too real oh I'm gonna throw up book this
[00:57:52] bitch again I was purer's or even joy other than regular pubes I could see you
[00:58:03] imagine does someone with curly hair have you in curly or pubes no no be cool or
[00:58:11] softer pubes maybe I think Asian people have very soft pubes you think or you
[00:58:17] know that's a theory I'm working on however you put in the fucking hours to
[00:58:23] figure that one out yeah I'm not there yet yeah you got it there global you got
[00:58:28] a fucking do a little bit more of the math yeah I got it I gotta go back to the
[00:58:34] app do you go to your party blankly if you ever fuck the Jewish girl Eleanor
[00:58:38] well you still fuck me if you find out how many Asian girls I paid that sex with
[00:58:43] I was never going to I wasn't going to you fucking bitch why you still see that
[00:58:51] Jew God I don't even want to know don't tell me okay tell me tell me tell me you
[00:59:01] fucking home I said tell me oh I'm gonna throw up somebody hand me something big
[00:59:14] to throw up and like Eleanor's pussy I'll dare you fuck other guy she's like 63
[00:59:21] years old you fuck all the guys professional relationship he's been trying
[00:59:30] to fuck her for 20 years yeah some girl I just been more than one
[00:59:37] I've been married for about years I've had you on this show nine hundred and
[00:59:42] 70 to five fuck man that's funny yep what are some other meet the press maybe
[00:59:56] that guy could yeah I've gay sex him a Russer oh my man I forgot how to get
[01:00:02] how does two Russer'd sound kind of like a man like this does he not like that
[01:00:08] and I just busted I think he was a if I'm not mistaken a Maryland guy let's
[01:00:14] watch a video real quick so I don't have to do this he's the guy who had a heart
[01:00:18] attack right yeah son took over Luke RIP RIP you're Tibi the kid you're watching
[01:00:26] hardball my dick it's too hard you guys are watching CBS Sunday mornings that
[01:00:31] she was awesome that she was calming as a bitch was that with Charlie Rose that
[01:00:35] old guy with the fucking bow tie who's that I think he's still alive well actually
[01:00:42] maybe he died you guys never watched CBS Sunday morning that was like there meet
[01:00:45] the press no it had nothing to do with me depressed it was before it was early
[01:00:49] shit it's like eight or nine a.m. and they never like fucking human interest
[01:00:54] stories and they'd have like ducks like wildlife it was so calming and great
[01:00:59] well that's damn dude I want to watch that shit right now Nick you never watched
[01:01:03] it how about beat the press right there was beat beat their cost off my man Jim
[01:01:10] Acosta right now in deep trouble for beating up that woman because he slid
[01:01:16] into the DMS he be up a woman yeah the shit out of the shed some poor child in
[01:01:39] Florida Florida yeah he sounds too regular I can't do Tim Russell yeah yeah
[01:01:46] maybe he's from Pittsburgh he's from Buffalo Buffalo yeah it's like I don't
[01:01:51] know how you would do a Chuck Todd impression Buffalo pussy the president
[01:01:56] today yeah he just sounds like a regular guy yeah he's just yeah very very furry
[01:02:01] probably doesn't say today today Chuck Todd's ugly as a bitch dude yeah looks
[01:02:09] like beans go to it looks like beans from even Steven's yeah I'm surprised he
[01:02:13] didn't get me to that was I you think he's a rapist got the lewy good go to you
[01:02:19] know he just strikes me as the kind of guy that like just at the second he's
[01:02:29] on a date he's already blowing it from the get go okay just sitting there
[01:02:33] nervously pulling the label off his fucking beer asking dumb questions that
[01:02:37] he thinks that dumb people want to be asked right and he can't connect with
[01:02:41] anybody because he's like it's a foregone conclusion that he's gonna fuck it up
[01:02:45] uh-huh that's like the vibe I get from him he's probably married at this point
[01:02:50] right maybe yes but I think that that I agree with you frustration manifests
[01:02:55] itself as him raping and murdering I don't just divide you heard it here
[01:03:02] first folks Chuck Todd is a rapist Chuck Todd is that guy a faggot or what
[01:03:08] totally blankly is that a question John I'm just saying I guess I'll take over
[01:03:15] me he seems like he is I wanna what do you think I mean me and him dated for a
[01:03:21] while oh fuck shit I mean I don't care I don't give a shit I don't fucking care
[01:03:33] at all they got fucking care about you bitch
[01:03:45] oh fuck dude I don't even give a fuck I'm a fucking elderly bitch actually that's
[01:03:52] cool actually I'm glad yeah I'm a feminist too by the way in case you thought I
[01:03:58] wasn't I guess I am now we all got to be fucking feminist now heart-owning
[01:04:07] yeah John I have stomach cancer I'm dying John I'm John my friend I'm dying
[01:04:18] so what do you say me you mean you we go out for a couple of drinks only I
[01:04:24] can come if she wants and then we spit roster my hotel room you can get the
[01:04:32] mouth that sweet mouth we're still on the air John yeah John John I'm sitting
[01:04:42] I wanna know it's public broadcasting we could fuck right now if we want to be
[01:04:46] educational no one's watching no one's watching the taxpayers fun of this the
[01:04:53] taxpayers want to see my cock hard for you I'm still willing are you John stop
[01:05:03] fuck this shit fuck you bitch fuck you fucking
[01:05:10] wrong I'm too good for you anyway bitch whatever I had sex I wouldn't fuck you
[01:05:18] with Tony blankly stick Tony blankly would you fuck her with Tony let's get the
[01:05:24] fuck out of here John I have to go see my unconscious I have stomach cancer fuck
[01:05:33] you Tony Tony everyone no one wants to hear about your fucking stomach cancer
[01:05:39] you're bumming everybody out I could have fucked down on your room
[01:05:43] you fucking blow it you fucking British man I was about I was just close to
[01:05:52] getting some pussy once again my wingman turns into a shit man oh hell yeah
[01:06:01] what a good move blaming the wingman you blown it completely I bring you on
[01:06:14] let me see I hear Tony blankly talk again
[01:06:19] okay may he rest in peace Tony blankly passed away last Saturday night he was 63
[01:06:25] years old Tony was a regular panelist on this show for nine years he sat in
[01:06:31] the seat to my left me 450 times damn damn he left the show when he became
[01:06:37] executive vice president of element of public relations firm Tony was great
[01:06:44] fun to have around he was consistently upbeat and get Tony used to hang out at
[01:06:52] the one of the Capitol Hill bars down here we'd slip Mickey's to go
[01:06:59] horse back then it was okay anyways he's dead how will I fuck out a little without
[01:07:06] Tony's help Tony next week the find out boy boy
[01:07:14] it's a radio drama heritage and he loaded the role of the UK in the
[01:07:22] development of the planet it's not a coincidence that the United States
[01:07:27] Canada India Australia New Zealand all of the countries that were part of the
[01:07:33] British Empire and of Georgia and end up and end up as great democracy oh my
[01:07:38] god he's created by the former empires of Austria Germany Italy Spain or Russia
[01:07:43] hilarious that's an awesome take yeah I don't remember the the
[01:07:53] and sound that British I didn't well he wasn't like British British what was
[01:07:58] it born there any love to suck Britain's dick completely forgotten what Tony
[01:08:03] blankly yeah what oh yeah you're off Mike Adam just leaves the show and then
[01:08:10] wants to scream from across I had a piece yeah yeah he sounded like a Boston guy
[01:08:14] doesn't sound like a boss on this dick Tony Tony blankly this is the second
[01:08:20] time he said piss on the stick to me yeah the first time you pissed already at
[01:08:26] the beginning of the show I know I've been urinating a lot what's up and
[01:08:29] right now I love the gold peepee I love pissing and a woman's pussy you know I
[01:08:36] fun with that McLaughlin group shit but nobody's gonna get it nobody nobody
[01:08:44] watched them I think you and I were probably the only people are yeah but
[01:08:47] I know the joke of just an old guy trying to get the other old bitch
[01:08:53] honest on his panel yes I'm gonna fuck him so funny that show is literally whatever
[01:09:01] I don't give a shit that's really dead or just one last guy for Ellen
[01:09:06] I thought he was my friend to John I've been on oh yeah he was your friend huh
[01:09:14] yeah I've heard about your fucking friends we all know about that one is a big old
[01:09:22] roll a deck so friends guys she calls up to hang out eight nine o'clock at night
[01:09:30] who gives a shit I don't care she certainly doesn't Jesus Christ she's got a pussy
[01:09:40] like the fucking revolving door Macy's myself half a block
[01:09:49] it's full of a bunch of just tattered balloons like a parade of clowns got
[01:09:56] trapped in it that's huge condoms Eleanor I don't even know what a whore is
[01:10:02] that's quite an image like played in hospice like I don't think anyone was
[01:10:10] actually watching that for information never seen it in my life never heard of
[01:10:14] it don't know who any of these motherfuckers are and I hope they're all
[01:10:18] fucking dead they probably are yeah good yeah I'm glad my shit is CBS and real
[01:10:27] tricky guy Eleanor don't even get started I don't want to hear it you fucking
[01:10:36] bitch Eleanor what's Monica Lewinsky up to these days she got into that me too
[01:10:44] shit a little bit she dipped her pussy toes into it she was that she was like I
[01:10:49] was the OG she's like I kinda started this she's like the bled she's like
[01:10:57] Wesley Snipes is blade to all the Marvel movies now Monica Lewinsky a Jew I
[01:11:03] didn't fuck her I bet Eleanor would have she was a guy out of respect for
[01:11:08] Eleanor I didn't fuck Monica Lewinsky but the president did what do you think I
[01:11:14] couldn't fuck our Eleanor is that what you're gonna say I was not gonna say
[01:11:18] anything it's gonna wait for you to change the topic Tony what was Eleanor
[01:11:24] gonna say 15 seconds I don't know but if I could I just would like to say that
[01:11:30] the British Empire the fuck dumb point was he making that but they were you
[01:11:38] don't see you don't see the former Empire's of Austria hungry any of any of
[01:11:43] these places prospering having democracies yeah that Britain Britain's
[01:11:49] that they spurred democracy fucking Britain's Britain fucking your ass made
[01:11:54] you democratic yeah as opposed to Germany fucking your ass or whatever
[01:11:57] the fuck yeah anyways fuck Germany this is a very
[01:12:03] thank you SAVRAS you remember you should just watch nothing but public affairs
[01:12:08] shows and transition show into being a I'm down parody of public affairs shows
[01:12:13] I'm down it's not bad idea what public affairs shows are there I feel like
[01:12:19] the only shit that's left is that guy on C-Span that like takes callers and
[01:12:24] then people are like I'm gay I'm gay and he's like sorry next caller yeah yeah
[01:12:29] people like prank him all the time that's also yeah that's pretty funny yes
[01:12:32] just brand prank phone calls your hilarious yeah they are good yeah
[01:12:37] baba booey baba booey yeah how is it got no this is not the Howard sir
[01:12:44] I'm Dwayne the Rock Johnson and you're watching the McRocklin group
[01:12:57] Elor after passing a John McLaughlin they hired me Dwayne the Rock Johnson
[01:13:04] take his place to create the strongest public affairs show that's ever been on
[01:13:10] TV it's good to be here Eleanor will you fuck me
[01:13:16] Kingline I'm not John I don't know why everyone's trying to fuck it
[01:13:20] I'm an old bitch I'm an old extremely old bitch that happens to be what we
[01:13:28] respect an American Samoa an American Samoan bitch now that's what I gotta
[01:13:36] get me one of they're big big a big girl big two I love it carry me on give me a
[01:13:44] piggyback ride uh-huh there's a new season the whole me know 90-day fiance
[01:13:49] that I watch which is a Mormon Samoan girl who goes back to Samoa on vacation
[01:13:55] loses her virginity ooh it gets knocked up on her first time the first time she
[01:14:02] walks the first time she ever oh my god then she flies them out to get married
[01:14:06] this bitch raw dog some fucking strapping on the one first time got
[01:14:13] we fuck I can't wait to bust go back to my apartment you know I was laughing
[01:14:22] about the other day imagining all the women like stop Fox or whatever just
[01:14:28] being like smiling just being like he and he never made the breakfast yeah
[01:14:34] no I'm a terrible and fucking made me leave first of all I am not terrible
[01:14:39] fucking yeah he was right about the terrible and fucking bar that I am not
[01:14:43] I'm underselling how good I am fucking but the breakfast did not but the
[01:14:47] breakfast is a lot but the breakfast is a mead of someone's listen boys once you
[01:14:52] get that nut off we ain't got to worry about the breakfast no more you know
[01:14:56] I'm saying it was really amazing Melbourne like you closed on but the
[01:15:00] breakfast and the the ovation yeah energy and I cannot do it's it was not a joke
[01:15:06] anymore it was just a way to get people to cheer it's your free bird yeah
[01:15:10] literally I'm gonna start doing it I'm gonna start doing it as like an encore
[01:15:14] like coming back out hanging chance what's the value of the melanoid like to
[01:15:20] say you look glowing perhaps ovulating tonight one was last time you had your
[01:15:26] period you had your cycle and I've been trying to guess when your period is
[01:15:35] I've been looking to see every 28 days I've been secretly taking your temperature
[01:15:43] when it's two degrees higher than means you're ovulating we're back Tony by the
[01:15:48] way I tell you I went into the bathroom and I looked to see after all Jesus
[01:15:53] right yeah it's not Eleanor it's a public bathroom you don't want me looking
[01:16:00] you just spotting you leave on the front of the toilet seat maybe you
[01:16:05] shouldn't have such a big pussy maybe it's your fault having such a big pussy
[01:16:13] Tony should I be looking a menstrual fluid off of the toilet seat I don't I
[01:16:19] don't think so I can't react to say no Bob Buchanan if you have a
[01:16:26] collected a girl's piss just to smell it light up just have a little bit of piss to
[01:16:34] microwave and sniff on while you're big off at home
[01:16:40] just putting that shit in the glad fucking top of wearing it in there in 30
[01:16:46] seconds on your fucking preset on the microwave and then putting a towel over
[01:16:53] and sniffing it like you gotta fuck the crew yeah you gotta blow it
[01:16:58] by the ovulating would you mind using the bathroom here
[01:17:11] you got a fake toilet he's gonna fake toilet the flushes into his fucking
[01:17:17] mouth tonight on the group Elon Musk space colonies will there be room for
[01:17:28] human toilets the question on everyone's mind will we finally be able to be
[01:17:38] I'll go back and watch couple ups of the old McLachlan group man
[01:17:46] yeah I'm sure you can get him on the whole YouTube you think it's gonna be
[01:17:50] funny and then it's not the muck yeah the McLachlan group yeah no it's just a
[01:17:55] show like a show where they discuss real it's just a fast-paced political I'm
[01:17:58] gonna be watching I'm like what the fuck he's not trying to fuck Eleanor at all
[01:18:01] yeah you think it's gonna be like hilarious sometimes when we bust damn
[01:18:17] yeah this jet lag is kicking my ass shit is taking forever but I'm still waking
[01:18:22] up like fucking 1 a.m. me dude I'm going to bed at like nine and waking up at
[01:18:26] three it sucks yeah yeah me too like I'm this is the latest I've been up in a
[01:18:30] long time dude I went to bed I tried and I went to bed at 11 30 and still woke
[01:18:34] up my schedule is opposite I can't fall asleep to like three maybe you try
[01:18:39] sinking our dicks I wake up at like 10 30 11 every day so you should be normal
[01:18:43] sleep schedule yeah I don't know about normal it's normally I'm really in that
[01:18:48] maybe you should give us me a nick head and maybe it'll even out maybe you should
[01:18:56] Adam Friedlin suck my deck tonight on the group to me tonight on the fucking
[01:19:04] group who gives a shit I fucking bitch fuck yeah Michael read the fucking card
[01:19:18] whatever I don't even care give a shit you think I care about that bitch
[01:19:32] yeah I don't know did you know I ate Susan Sontog's pussy don't ask her about it
[01:19:54] yeah no don't ask bitch yeah don't well she's lying we fucked she's lying hey
[01:20:08] she's a whore she's embarrassed about it I'm like you sorry she's being more
[01:20:23] he just wish break hey Tony did you know I fucked Elinor it's not like roll on
[01:20:31] I'm gonna miss you guys I'll be back in a week I'm tomorrow funny moms I can't
[01:20:52] be there probably book some people I can't be there unfortunately but Nick and
[01:20:57] I will be there to cover we'll be holding it down getting some brown and holding
[01:21:02] it down come out playboy come out play boy why don't you come out to the show
[01:21:09] man yeah come out all free admission if you use this voice when you talk we
[01:21:16] should watch American Pimp right now right now yeah I'm about to be a mean nigger
[01:21:21] I'm gonna continue my two-day bender yeah you're about to get fucked up all
[01:21:27] right good night guys good night everyone please come see me on the road I'm
[01:21:31] coming to Long Island at the end of the month good night a good suck I'm coming
[01:21:36] to DC the seventh and the eighth indie Cincinnati Columbus 13th 14th 15th and
[01:21:43] some nice announcements I think I'm coming to mother fucking LA in Arizona
[01:21:47] Phoenix after all and maybe Pittsburgh so anyway come suck our dicks Eleanor
[01:21:56] you fucking whore what does this reminder if you're watching the show and you
[01:21:59] fucked all of you're not allowed to watch the show turn it off I don't know
[01:22:06] I'll know I mean I don't give a shit she's a bitch anyway she's an ugly
[01:22:14] fuck your job on fucking a whore yeah everybody's real thinks that's real cool
[01:22:22] yeah fuck all right goodbye everyone bye guys