Cum Town | Premium | 12/10/2018
[00:00:00] Cool and I think we're doing I think it's happening. Yeah, so the podcast is fucking happening
[00:00:10] Okay, we're getting a weird buzz Nick move your phone maybe
[00:00:17] Is that it yeah, that was it we're good fix it suck me my penis because I'm gay
[00:00:24] I never want to have heterosexual sex because I'm a gay guy
[00:00:31] I only want to fuck man number 27 is this one dick dick's in my ass because I'm
[00:00:44] Oh, it looks he's a non-traditional stance. He's putting the bat in his ass and he's swinging it that way
[00:00:55] What's interesting about this is the strike zone is now actually way outside the batter spot
[00:01:01] So the picture literally can't win here. Oh, that's smart, dude. Yeah, but that's how you win, dude
[00:01:07] Yeah, put the bat in your ass and that way it's they can only throw balls
[00:01:11] I love the premise of happy Gilmore is that like, you know, imagine if a hockey player, you know a guy that wasn't a pussy played golf
[00:01:18] Right, right, right be so much better than yeah guys that do it. Yeah, right
[00:01:26] So much more nuance like even hitting something hard as shit is not just gonna work. Yeah, but that is basically what tiger
[00:01:33] That's basically Tiger Woods career. It's like what if a black guy played golf? Mm-hmm. Yeah, Tiger Woods was a
[00:01:48] Hairbud natural hairbud natural hairbud. Oh, that's good
[00:01:54] Motherfucking coconut oil. Yeah, I was back though, right? How about
[00:01:59] Harriet Budman, okay, Harriet Budman Budman, but it's Harriet Tubman, but she's a dog. Oh
[00:02:05] That's you saying Harriet they got bones up north
[00:02:11] They got a bunch of fire hydrants and bones on the way just gotta follow you that doesn't really help us
[00:02:35] I don't think Harriet Tubman talked like that. No, the dog. No, I know the dog. No, I know the dog. It's a black woman
[00:02:53] Shouts out to Harriet when a good girl is a good girl
[00:03:02] I've already the other day and it sounded like my ass went like girl
[00:03:07] Did it yeah, and that's probably the best thing I'll ever do. Yeah. Oh, yeah one of those like squeakers. Yeah
[00:03:22] That one time I did the first like four notes to the pink panther theme, but oh, yeah, but I'm yeah
[00:03:31] That's good. Yeah, I like a nice musical fart
[00:03:37] Have you ever tried to shazam your own for it's yeah every time
[00:03:40] And it always works get a lot of eros we just beat Jordan Peterson on
[00:03:47] Hell yeah, take that you fucking take that frog sounding bitch. You fucking got it
[00:03:51] He's a more slice guy that I'm definitely smarter than because of the room cleaning thing. Yeah
[00:03:58] Smarter than this guy wait, isn't he okay? I looked at what I didn't really look what I just saw like a thing someone said
[00:04:04] He's just psychology professor. Yeah psychology's bullshit, dude. Yeah, it's a done. He's fucking dumb
[00:04:10] You tell them every dumb bitch in college was like like yeah dumb. It's the dumb girl
[00:04:15] Yeah, so that that in communications. Yeah, Jake was a psychology major and you always talk about like right like these like dumb girls
[00:04:22] Would like you know take psychology or whatever thinking like they were gonna be smart you make that point
[00:04:27] But it's like Jake you're also that's you. Yeah, you are that
[00:04:32] Studied English or something. He just took psychology once. I can't remember exactly what it doesn't matter
[00:04:37] No, that's not true. I've heard him like preface sentences by saying like as like a former student of psychology
[00:04:44] And then like you go into something who's Seth Rogen? Yeah
[00:04:48] He's mad because I guess people put it together that he was the one that had sex
[00:05:00] It might as well, you know just admit that it was him. Yeah, yeah, just take all the legal
[00:05:08] It wasn't him I mean here. I think he already owned up to it
[00:05:18] Yeah, he was like one of all the people who I remember think I have sex
[00:05:25] Yeah, it's funny too because it's like well
[00:05:27] It's not him, but he was like trying to like dismiss it by being like it's funny that these people think I had a
[00:05:32] I have a card. It's like you had a car at one point. Yeah, come on people are gonna find out you had a car
[00:05:37] And now he likes like he got rid of the car
[00:05:43] It was just full of twix rappers. That's not the way to go. Yeah, this is how you make a murderer
[00:05:56] There's funny there was sucking them to some dumb account on Twitter
[00:05:59] I don't even know who it is, but they were trying to like weave some conspiracy theory together because like
[00:06:05] We I guess I don't know if he did your I guess you probably went to Patrick for the setting up the ass
[00:06:11] Corp or whatever, but because like Charles oh the bookkeeper. Yeah, yeah, they're like who is he?
[00:06:29] It's been like losing it for the last two weeks about Dasha and then who now then Choppo and then us
[00:06:36] And then like there's this girl on Twitter. That's just been having a meltdown and people are like kind of egging her on a little bit
[00:06:43] It's just some dumb bitch on Twitter. Yeah
[00:06:47] Miss hey listen miss me with that bullshit
[00:06:49] She's like if you have any tips or like
[00:06:53] Intel I got a tip for you and then Dasha
[00:07:03] I'm gonna email her I'm gonna email her and tell her that you fuck children
[00:07:08] What do you think about that from your own email account? Yeah from Star Wars house a gmail.com. You're not even gonna create a fake email
[00:07:20] Stop Scott the smallest dick in the world. Just don't do that
[00:07:24] Dead cusp or a tweet from when that one girl was like losing her mind about remember that girl. Yes
[00:07:28] I remember you rock too. He's like he goes honey your come-town rant was so powerful and right
[00:07:35] Can you please show me your boobies look when you're being almost murdered by podcast
[00:07:44] Damn that's so sad he's so funny the people the people worse than like these crazy
[00:07:53] This is all it'll take to get it's good to be back on Twitter
[00:07:57] Yeah, the king is back to witness our song account is gone. I had a but I kind of feel like you can still be used for that
[00:08:05] I've got a feeling you're you're you were the king of posting then you left and now the king is mr. Donald
[00:08:15] Hw Trump Donald Hw Trump. He technically is the best post on the other post anymore
[00:08:21] Now man, you listen don't don't be modest
[00:08:25] You're a good-ass poster man that shit about how his his company was very legal very cool. That was incredible
[00:08:36] He said everything he did was very legal and very cool in Russia
[00:08:39] He's like I had a business ran for president very legal very cool
[00:08:45] He does have the best tweets honestly yeah, how about Rudy's dumbass he did like a typo that someone really
[00:08:55] Website or whatever it was like he just put a period or whatever next to two words
[00:09:00] I love it. You could just have a podcast now and all you have to do is be like this is what you see Trump said crazy
[00:09:14] Crazy crazy crazy and now what the fuck is the Mueller thing he's gonna fucking I don't know this is it's crazy stuff
[00:09:23] It's got three indictments on the books, baby nice I
[00:09:26] Can't wait for him to just knock on the front door of the White House and be like we have nothing
[00:09:33] You know it's gonna be like that simpson's episode where that where they find the angel oh
[00:09:37] Yeah, that guy runs up and he's like the tests were inconclusive
[00:09:42] Why'd you come running up like that? Can I use your bathroom?
[00:09:46] Damn that was a good asset. Yeah. Yeah, remember the Simpsons. What's the theory is it the QAnon people say Robert Mueller is like
[00:09:54] Teamed up with Trump to no they say that
[00:09:59] He's teamed up with Podesta and Hillary to
[00:10:03] Cover up the child sex and Trump is gonna be the one to uncover it
[00:10:07] And he keeps hinting at them. It's not to Trump and Robert Mueller teamed up to stop the deep-state conspiracy
[00:10:16] They also think it's John Kennedy Jr. Who faked his death. That's cool
[00:10:21] They think that that's who Q is what back in the airplane days
[00:10:25] Let me old plane there. Yeah, that would have been a good time to fake your death
[00:10:29] Yeah, he deserved to die that way. I feel okay. Why so tragically. Yeah, you're rich or whatever fucking plane crashes good
[00:10:38] You know what I mean? Yeah, I do I do I know what you mean, but yeah, your unicorn ran into
[00:10:43] You accidentally impaled yourself on your unicorn's face. Yep. You deserve it. Absolutely
[00:10:49] Your balls ran dry and you started poor people deserve poor deaths like getting cancer from Cheetos
[00:10:57] People deserve to be impaled by their uniforms getting finger cancer on the tip of your fingers from hot Cheeto dust because it won't come off
[00:11:04] Middle-class people like me we deserve to live on forever. You're Jonathan Franzen novels. It's so true to be immortalized
[00:11:11] Who's Jonathan Franzen is you this is right? No, you that's actually you
[00:11:16] I just remembered that you wrote this book called the corrections
[00:11:20] Sounds fucking about it's about a guy who's on a podcast
[00:11:29] It's about you know the just the existential dreddy faces as a man who's going nowhere fast
[00:11:40] Yeah, it's the story of the modern American. What's the sequel called?
[00:11:43] The bit the bit stopper. Yeah the bit stopper. Mm-hmm. No, that's not the sequel. Are you sure?
[00:11:51] It's the corrections to the corrections to stopping every bit with the corrections to Tokyo drift
[00:11:59] That was three is Jonathan Franzen like Tom Clancy. Yeah, no, they're very similar. No, they're not
[00:12:05] I'm guessing they're not did have you ever read a Tom Clancy book now. They're so dumb
[00:12:14] I've played like some of those video. It's like he looked at his watch
[00:12:22] He met the other sec sec grew devops guys
[00:12:26] Down at the the cafe in Barcelona at 19 million hours. He had to be in Beijing
[00:12:47] Son of the minute land in a check he may have left he probably left. He's probably dead come on everyone leaves
[00:12:54] I want to live there like two months out of the year. We are moving our operations there though for tax
[00:12:58] Yeah, I think that is a good move is you get a house there and then just an apartment in New York and you stay here for spots
[00:13:04] And then you go back home for barbecuing and podcast. I can honestly my dick just got hardest shit
[00:13:10] Having a backyard we have barbecues fuck. Yeah
[00:13:14] Every time we podcast you're hearing us. We're coming straight off brisket. We don't even give a fuck
[00:13:20] Down syndrome screaming in the background
[00:13:23] Honey, should I play closer to the pool honey?
[00:13:57] We gotta do that. Yeah, that'd be who I gotta change it just for the kid not for me
[00:14:02] It's rude to the kid. I don't give shit. I think I'm gonna care about my children
[00:14:11] Yeah, they only exist to serve my own ego exactly to be you know, they do well in school
[00:14:16] That's me doing well in school. They do bad school. I guess he's getting the shit ignored out of him
[00:14:22] I don't even fucking care enough to hit you dumb bitch
[00:14:27] I fucking care she Brit dad look at my ticket
[00:14:47] You guys you want to go fuck black eyes piss me off. I don't care. I don't give a fuck literally I will point pick them out for you
[00:14:53] I'm come over here. God damn imagine what I would love to see like nothing more
[00:14:59] Then to see you broken and used up at 27 asking me for money
[00:15:08] Just say memes at you memes from when my glory days. Yeah. Yeah, this ain't it. So I don't even know what that means
[00:15:18] Yeah, literally every time someone uses their Adam has to check his club penguin
[00:15:21] Yeah, Adam Adam's going to his home page baby games.com
[00:15:30] Terrorists go to hang for real. It'd be funny that him was one of those like stay-at-home long island Jewish guys
[00:15:37] It's just just like severely autistic that is like something that long island produces more than I stay at home autistic
[00:15:46] Jewish guys that are like really in the child
[00:15:48] Pornography and like baseball statistics
[00:15:53] That is a powerful combination one time
[00:15:55] I was picking up something on Craigslist with Max and Long Island. There's this guy Ed
[00:15:59] He was a it was like a Wednesday in the middle of the day. He was at home with his two daughters who should have been in school
[00:16:05] And one of them was like way uglier than the other one and he got you what'd you do about it?
[00:16:13] But like we borrowed some tape of his to like to like tape these drawers in whatever and he came out like four times
[00:16:21] It's like hey guys have just done it's ad here just checking in like see if you're done with my tape yet
[00:16:29] We have to steal his tape and he's like call us six times like I have no big deal like I
[00:16:34] Just was wondering if you took that tape. Wow make it fun. I'm a disabled guy really cool
[00:16:40] And his ugly daughter. That's fucked up. Yeah
[00:16:42] Man, would you smash the not ugly one? No, I mean they were their children. So yeah, you would
[00:16:48] Yeah, there is yeah. Wow you heard I wouldn't heard him guys. You said yeah, okay
[00:16:55] And I would fuck children. I wouldn't have had sex
[00:16:59] I would have never been attracted to a little girl out
[00:17:03] Be honest, dude, hold on like a little bit. Oh, come on who amongst us, you know, you but you say it come on
[00:17:09] We're all we're all guys. We're all gonna take turns and say you know
[00:17:13] That was just doing guy stuff. I'd be attracted because be detectives and do this
[00:17:20] People who hasn't beat off the children
[00:17:25] Tell us and that's not the kind of thing we talked to the DA about yeah, I would uh you seem like a cool guy most these criminals, you know
[00:17:33] Yeah, can't trust them always on the Travis. We get how it is, you know
[00:17:37] Look man, you're in the trap everybody's got to make money. It's not your fault. You can tell us yeah
[00:17:42] Was that one tenth of a gram of weed yours?
[00:17:53] Now we're gonna get you the fucking death penalty just a flyer
[00:18:02] Having a quarter of a gram a 12 year old
[00:18:10] Trying so hard to go out of like honors history
[00:18:15] Like yeah, he thought he could slip through the fucking cracks not on my watch. We're fixing this city
[00:18:26] Scared of actual drug dealers just seen them outside like
[00:18:29] I'm a backup. Yeah, these guys seem fine. These guys seem all right. You guys are cool
[00:18:36] Hey, what's up? Fuck you pig. Oh, I'm sorry
[00:18:45] Assholes yeah going right to the middle school after I write you know
[00:18:49] Shocked to me that way. Hey, we hate big guy. Where's your son go to school pal?
[00:18:53] Just walking up the elementary school with custom holsters made so I'm like just draped in handguns
[00:19:04] Attached to my body and the badge is stapled to my forehead
[00:19:09] Officer Mullen here to restore order to the elementary school
[00:19:15] We do that's part of the Baltimore operation
[00:19:17] I'm both BPD did it's really easy. So easy. Yeah, I've taken the test. Yeah, I remember you were saying you just showed up
[00:19:24] They didn't kick me out. I failed the background check
[00:19:29] But I passed the test you got an F in background bolts more had a big problem where people would just people who couldn't get into any other
[00:19:35] Police force because they were not qualified at all. Yeah would like do their training and then immediately transfer to another cut once they were cops
[00:19:42] They were just transferred well, I just thought it was so funny. It was like come on down every Tuesday
[00:19:47] I really like how I saw it somebody told me that like yeah, you just go take the test. Yeah, it's like well, I needed a job
[00:19:58] Funny would it be if I was just like a cop for like two weeks and like yeah, not for me
[00:20:02] Just waste massive amounts of resources. Yeah, yeah do it like you would fucking work in a fucking yeah, McDonald's
[00:20:21] Yeah, I love it dude get an in-ground pool
[00:20:24] Yeah, fuck an in-ground pool. I just think the fanciest place of all time was Rosedale, Maryland
[00:20:31] Because my friends had an in-ground pool there an in-ground was the only in-ground
[00:20:40] Clarins potassium before that it was all above ground above ground
[00:20:45] Everyone a lot most people in Vegas had pools really it's like the only way you skateboarding
[00:20:49] Vegas the only place you could be outside Vegas, Arizona, baby. Mm-hmm. It's first place everybody they put wheels on a
[00:20:56] I didn't know that yeah, we were emptying out the pools doing tote. We're dog-towning it Wow
[00:21:01] Yeah, me and the Z boar dropping in Tony chock in Tony chock Tony chock
[00:21:09] That's a nice thing to see huh the market's crashing just your money going down
[00:21:14] No, I gotta take my sweater off. I'm hot. I'm hot too. Look at that
[00:21:24] Couple of bad plays and I can barely read graphs, but I know that's bad dude
[00:21:29] I just like it. It's something it gives me something to do. Yeah, a lot of people said volunteer work and giving back
[00:21:38] Three monitor set up just losing money as fast as possible
[00:21:42] Possible you should get into fantasy baseball. That's a huge time. So yeah, well they make crypto for fantasy baseball really yep
[00:21:49] I get the name of it. I don't know the implementations of cryptocurrency
[00:21:53] Around for ten years and there's zero use for we gotta make cum coin now dude
[00:21:58] And it's so funny because it's like all of these like
[00:22:01] You go on like the Ethereum sub reddit and they're like it has more use than ever and they're like check this out
[00:22:07] It's like a website that takes four hours to load where you can roll a dice
[00:22:13] Gamble yeah, I know gambling is like the main use of cryptocurrency
[00:22:18] So which it's already gambling. Yeah having cryptocurrency is already a gamble, but now you can gamble with double gamble
[00:22:24] Yeah, I love that shit people aren't buying child porn and drugs with it anymore. I think might be but
[00:22:31] Yeah, damn. I want to be on the Silk Road, dude
[00:22:35] How many of those guys like crypto million billionaire success stories were guys that like pedophiles that just forgot?
[00:22:46] In fact, I was doing it. It's like a stand-up bit
[00:22:56] Damn evens Adam how Adam's houses again. Yeah, you couldn't see that but a painting just fell on his head
[00:23:06] Painting an Adam's home was like the fell off the wall. I can't be associated with this motherfucker anymore
[00:23:12] You've said plenty of things that I say
[00:23:16] That's your defense. Hey, man, I steal more shit than that from you stealing it's
[00:23:29] All right, I'm putting the cans back on just to check just to make sure uh-huh what happened to that bacon you were gonna make for everybody
[00:23:35] Yeah, so there's there's only two pieces
[00:23:38] Yeah, how many how many people is there more coffee?
[00:23:42] There's two pieces to I would love another coffee. Thank you Adam
[00:23:50] I told you that's what the guy said what guy
[00:23:59] Damn dude. I'm not allowed to talk about on the show
[00:24:01] You can if you want of course next that I'm not allowed to about what getting beat up
[00:24:05] I wasn't beaten up good shit absolutely kicked out of you by a
[00:24:10] Boy Bolivian yeah, yeah, do not look at me do not make a sneaker at me
[00:24:18] You do a sneaker at me because ever we need to push her. I see you in your Jewish friend. I
[00:24:24] Wasn't doing that I wouldn't say she's a woman if she was under 18
[00:24:39] She caught you taping her for your Instagram. She was a she was New York weekend
[00:24:43] She's not she's not just a regular Latina. Oh, yeah, those girls would definitely fuck you up
[00:24:47] I bet it was a fuck you up. Yeah, I would take yours in when I lived in Bushwick
[00:24:51] There was like a squad of them on my block and they would just roast me every day
[00:24:58] Yeah, that means they liked you dude. I don't know maybe they wanted to kiss. I was scared of them
[00:25:03] Yeah, I told you guys right in high school. There's that gang of Mexican girls that were seniors and they were like
[00:25:09] Why are you eyeballing me? And I was like, I don't even know what that means eyeballing. Yeah, like don't look at me
[00:25:16] Yeah, have you ever been beaten up by a woman? No, I got close to that one girl with a black lipstick
[00:25:26] That girl the black lipstick that was fucking brutal have you ever fought a woman Nick?
[00:25:30] It seems like maybe something you might have done. No, never you hit a girl never even when you're a child bit attacked by one
[00:25:35] Maybe there was one time a girl kicked me and that's what I shoved her to the ground. She cried
[00:25:41] But you can't yeah, you overcame the pain of your nuts to strike back
[00:25:46] Yeah, I was like 10 and it's like yeah, don't kick me in the fucking nuts
[00:25:50] That's that was like a line you could cross it. There's only girl ever did it. Yeah, or at least you may not be connected
[00:25:56] But yeah, no, I was I was never like you can hit girls. No, of course not. Yeah, but there was one I was
[00:26:02] Wrongfully accused. I was holding a pair of scissors in like first grade
[00:26:10] Stabbing her throat. I was holding a pair of scissors and there was like a group of kids watching some kid like draw
[00:26:16] Something and I like looked over and she went to get up and was grabbing for the leg of the desk behind her and just grabbed the pair of scissors
[00:26:23] And I didn't even know it happened. She like ran to the teacher before I even knew what was going on
[00:26:29] It was like Nick stabbed me. I'm like I didn't fucking Jesus Christ and like no one wanted to hear
[00:26:34] Like what I had to say there's no reason I'm not gonna stab somebody
[00:26:37] What the fuck is this and like nobody and wow you were railroaded. Yeah, and that's what that's right. That's the origin story
[00:26:44] I mean honestly pretty much I'd stop trusting the system or people after that
[00:26:54] Lived in these apartments. Yeah, I got like suspended and really first grade. Yeah. Yeah damn
[00:26:59] You're suspended for they sent me home from school in the middle of the fucking day
[00:27:03] Yeah, her like family like they brought her like family to the school and the mom like screamed at my face
[00:27:08] And are you kidding? Yeah, dude? It's like it's like traumatized. I was fine
[00:27:14] So I understand what it's like to be a black man
[00:27:19] Can't say his name but a guy do that series of tweets about how like when when I like when I hear white people
[00:27:27] Complaining about how black people, you know have it hard or whatever remind or like don't have it
[00:27:32] Are it reminds me of my older brother who and he explains that he understands it was like to be black in America
[00:27:38] He's got a point wait someone said that yeah, you know who it was
[00:27:46] Doesn't matter you got to put it together quicker than that man. Did I say no?
[00:27:57] That was you another another one of Adam's famous quotes as we were watching that
[00:28:01] You've you've stand up video and Adam yelled out bitch. I'm a socialist
[00:28:14] It was so funny when Adam yelled at it was so gay that you did
[00:28:32] We need to transition more into giving people zero context. We're pretty close on so then it's just autistic guys being like
[00:28:38] What is this a reference to what episode was it? Oh that would drive them insane. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:28:44] Well good luck finding all the stuff. I've been saying guys. Yeah
[00:28:50] One time I never got I I was paired up with a crazy young woman or I was in kindergarten
[00:28:57] This was traumatizing to me where it was like play pals or whatever you like had a partner. Mm-hmm
[00:29:08] And although I gotta say I'm feeling I feel a little bad
[00:29:11] Everyone talks about how they showed their little dicks to girls and they showed their little pussies that never happened to me
[00:29:16] Dude, and maybe that's why I didn't fuck to late in life
[00:29:18] I had like girlfriends and stuff when I was you like that and you showed them you know
[00:29:22] I became a loser like the second like fourth grade. Did you show them your cock?
[00:29:27] I showed my cock I just like touched their pussies and stuff damn that's cool
[00:29:31] Yeah, so when I asked earlier have you ever been attracted to a little girl?
[00:29:35] When I was a child said no, and then you just openly admitted to touching a first graders person
[00:29:48] Observed a four-year-old's pussy and some
[00:29:52] I don't remember what it come on man. We're all adults
[00:29:56] The cop me and detective Smith over here
[00:30:01] Who hasn't showed their pussy to a little their penis to a little girl. I'm not some dumbass beat cop, right?
[00:30:07] I've been doing this a long time. I'm worth the tattoos. We're detectives
[00:30:14] I'm not gonna say you can tell us if you show your penis to a little girl, dude. We get it
[00:30:22] To third grade at least maybe four yeah between the two of us
[00:30:26] You're looking at a fifth grade education combined
[00:30:29] Top of our class in the Baltimore Police Department
[00:30:35] You're looking at the number one and two ranked cops in our fucking class
[00:30:39] And we've got over six years of elementary school education
[00:30:45] And we have all showed our penis to a little girl
[00:30:47] Well, that's actually that's how Lolita starts right as he's overly sexualized at a young age by a young woman and
[00:30:53] Then later as an adult he can't get the taste of the forbidden for young pussy off the tip of his time
[00:31:00] Baby pussy, that's kind of our friend here. Maybe his situation. That's true is that in first grade
[00:31:11] Cheeky four-year-old pussy in his own words. Yeah, he said cheeky for you pussy. I love him
[00:31:18] I love pussy cheek a little cheeky pussy. Yeah
[00:31:24] Remember one time my friends little brother
[00:31:30] He was lying about having he said he fucked his teacher. He was like in sixth grade or whatever
[00:31:37] What's a jail when he said he and we were like dude. We're like dude. I'll billy
[00:31:42] Dude, what were what were pussy balls like?
[00:31:45] Because he like didn't even know what pussy look like and yeah, he was a very late bloomer
[00:31:50] He's in the clergy now hilariously so far, but we were like and he was like
[00:31:59] We're like were they good were they round he was like yeah, who pussy balls will round
[00:32:07] Like did they come out of her pussy nice he was like yeah
[00:32:17] Kid and then that kid later a year I like he was like so I guess scandalized it like a year later
[00:32:23] He was getting head in alleyways and shit. I'm just like fucking girls
[00:32:28] I think out of the embarrassment of not knowing what pussy balls were and now he's gonna be a priest
[00:32:33] Yeah, well you fixed him. He fixed him to really brought him to God. We did actually that's true
[00:32:39] I got suspended in high school, but it was for literally the gays reason ever what having gay sex. Yeah, I had gay sex
[00:32:52] It gave it to my dad so I up straight as and you had I think I had like two bees
[00:32:57] Yeah, are you serious? I've made a deal with my parents. I get straight as for some
[00:33:01] I don't even remember what the deal was and I didn't do it
[00:33:04] Wow, and then my dad turned me into the school your dad turned you in you fuck your dad snitched on you Nick
[00:33:14] Incredible I did I heard it his dad's snitch on I'm not behavior. I wouldn't expect
[00:33:20] He snitched on me to the school and I remember getting called out of the dean's office
[00:33:24] And it was this guy who looked exactly like a mole and everyone called him the mole
[00:33:30] He was the dean and he's like this is academic dishonesty and I was like I'm just lying to my parents
[00:33:37] I'm not lying to the school. Yeah, this is about me and my dad who I don't respect and
[00:33:40] But he told me I get a free trip to Israel to throw a rocks back at Palestinian children if I get straight
[00:33:46] Isn't that what he promised? Adam we're bringing you to Israel to have sex with little girls
[00:33:54] It's cool I had a friend I had a friend whose parents were Ethiopian and every time he'd get in trouble
[00:34:03] And like Jamaican parents do that oh yeah, yeah, they said they send you like they're like do you want to go?
[00:34:09] They would say grief people say we'll send you back to the village. Yeah, I said the whole y'all
[00:34:14] So fucking horrible. What's the village?
[00:34:16] Chorio just a shitty village like you'd have to be a village in Greece the village whatever village you're from in Greece
[00:34:22] That's funny. You have to just live there with fucking goats and shit right. Yeah, I remember I was like how's your summer?
[00:34:27] He's like I want to eat the op on punishment
[00:34:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to spend your I mean summers in Greece were fucking tight
[00:34:33] But you have to they were just they would never actually do it the way parents from the DR or Jamaica or Africa would do
[00:34:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dominican parents. Oh, yeah big time
[00:34:43] It's like you go to an island. That's probably not but it sucks. It sucks. I think your rules
[00:34:47] I would love to be Ethiopian punishment. You just have to go do chores in Africa. You want to do that?
[00:34:52] Yeah, no no fucking air conditioning. Yeah, yeah, no video games. No laws
[00:34:59] Do they I don't know about that. I wouldn't be so sure about that man. I think they do
[00:35:06] Land of the lawless hmm. It's a true wild west
[00:35:10] You just go to a major African city. You're like the wild wild
[00:35:15] Looks exactly like Baltimore getting a lift
[00:35:29] I was gonna say something but I don't remember
[00:35:31] Have you ever there was the time I remember we were living in it in this apartment complex mm-hmm and
[00:35:39] There was a pool there and there were a bunch of older like girls that lived in the apartment
[00:35:44] I was probably in like fifth grade. They were like in like
[00:35:46] 9th grade or something and they kept doing that thing where like every time I'd get out of the pool they'd shove me back
[00:35:54] Wait, wait, wait, you were in fifth grade. They were ninth grade. Yeah, I mean they were like way bigger
[00:35:58] Right. Yeah, I was I was pretty puny as it was. Yes, of course still are and my dad my dad was there at the pool watching it happen
[00:36:08] Then we just punched all those ninth grade girls
[00:36:11] They were just like they're they just kept pushing me and I was like trying to fight my way out
[00:36:14] You try to juke them they'd catch me and throw me back with me
[00:36:18] And it was Travis has had my dad was just watching it and then
[00:36:22] We were like walking back to the apartment my dad goes like yeah, you need to learn how to fight
[00:36:30] Leave my gay son out of these thank God he didn't get in there and say that would have been awesome stop being mean to my boy
[00:36:40] You've made him gay it was pretty traumatizing
[00:36:47] Yeah, that's never happened to me. I'm an alpha. I'm an apex predator. You fought women and I
[00:36:56] I didn't I only had a couple fights as a kid I kind of started off with like did you ever hit a girl and Adam's like I saw a
[00:37:03] Sex a little good. I used to finger baby girls when I was a baby
[00:37:10] Put my whole baby. I just did my binky in their pussies and just suck on the taste
[00:37:16] I was teething it's normal for kids to act out when you're that age
[00:37:20] You don't have to you know, I was too shy to show my cock to any any other children
[00:37:26] She really brought out a different side of me
[00:37:28] Yeah, what she up to these days. I don't know. I wonder sometimes look her up. Yeah, you probably hate her now
[00:37:40] Get back your youth dude your life force
[00:37:43] If I knew then what I knew now just a guy wishing you'd go back to elementary school to fuck babies
[00:37:49] I went for like me having that fantasy, but I'm just like six
[00:37:53] I'm just raising my hand very good Nick. I'm like that's right
[00:37:59] It is very good doing good at first grade Billy Madison not stabbing anyone not being accused of stabbing
[00:38:08] Damn, I would love to see how your life turns out
[00:38:18] That's the beginning it could have been captive industry CEO well the girl that I was talking about was she was like this clearly white trash
[00:38:26] Like horrible life girl because we would be like she'd always want to play house and playing house for her was
[00:38:35] Dress like she's pregnant and yelling at me for not doing my chores or having a job. I'm not even fucking
[00:38:40] Fucking traumatized me. I was like no one had ever been mean to me like my parents were so like they it took forever
[00:38:46] Then have kids like a spoiled baby and then this girl's like
[00:38:52] And then she won at one point where I was like this is too much she popped the baby out of her dresser
[00:39:03] Like I think it's like tossing a ball around we played house wise
[00:39:07] However, as a kid and like I would happen because I had like it like a play area
[00:39:11] There was like a grown-up shoes or whatever and if you want to know and this is revealing
[00:39:15] But just how fucking autistic I am. Yeah, there was like a green boa made out of like what kind of look like you know
[00:39:21] Pompa material, but green. Yeah, and I would always want to be the lawn
[00:39:36] Can you mow me just asking somebody to clip you I just wanted to be a pile of grass
[00:39:45] That's fucking awesome, dude. Yep. I just wanted to be left alone. Yeah
[00:39:55] Not being cut not getting cut by anybody
[00:39:58] No cutting half and growing just really feeling the wind
[00:40:02] That's hilarious dude. Yeah, but ever since then I've never trusted a woman. Yeah me that woman that girl
[00:40:10] Ruined my relationship. Fuck you fuck you bitch. Fuck you bitch
[00:40:16] Fucking phone that girl definitely has like five kids now. Yeah lives in Dundell probably nice
[00:40:24] She drink pee. Honestly probably yes. Well, let me
[00:40:31] Girl, I don't even remember. I wonder if there's a way to find go to my fucking elementary school shots out to John Ruara
[00:40:38] Whoever went everyone said he the ghost of he died in the school. Who is that? I don't know John Ruara John Ruara
[00:40:45] He's like the most Baltimore guy of all time every I'm fucking John John Ruara
[00:40:53] Yeah, I was the hero of Southeast Baltimore as I drove all the blacks out of here so Polish people can move in
[00:41:05] Yeah, it's fucking John Ruara. Yeah, me my buddy Bose
[00:41:11] Yo, Bose Bose is so fun to say in a book
[00:41:18] Yeah, we don't know his real name. He's half blacks. So his family just left him in the dumpster. Yeah, Tink
[00:41:32] Yeah, we always had everyone said the fucking school was haunted because John Ruara died in there
[00:41:37] Yeah, but he's just some fucking asshole that like I remember the bloody Mary thing kids would say yeah
[00:41:42] What the fuck was that you're supposed to be scared?
[00:41:44] I remember some girl telling me she was like I said bloody Mary three times and the lights went out like blood came down the mirror
[00:41:51] Always above the bathroom fucking stupid bitch. Yeah, you start going fucking cunt fuck you
[00:41:57] Then you take the scissors out and cut her hands
[00:42:01] Know now tell the fucking teacher I did it now bitch
[00:42:27] Yeah, it was awesome when the kids would lie and be like dude the I saw the ghost the ghost appeared in my mirror
[00:42:33] And you're like well, he fuck if Johnny said it. Yeah, it must be fucking real. Yeah children lie all the time
[00:42:38] I would like talk to my cousin on the phone
[00:42:41] And one time he told me we were like in like the third grade. He's like he's like dude me and my friends
[00:42:46] We went to the beach and we found a whale that was like, you know
[00:42:50] It was sick. So we all like all of us we got together and we picked it up and we carried it back to my house
[00:43:00] And I was like look we're like nine, but even in the context. Yeah, this is fucking so stupid
[00:43:06] You could have said so many extravagant lies that I would have believed but you had to tell me you carried a whale
[00:43:12] You carried a whale you don't live anywhere near the beat
[00:43:15] You carried a whale 400 miles with your elementary school friends from the beach
[00:43:22] No parents were involved. Yeah, we saw you get a fucking whale. Yeah, I was friended in elementary school
[00:43:28] Who told us all that his dad was like a spy?
[00:43:32] Uh-huh, he was like we'd go over to his house. He's like he's like yeah, that's some spy shit
[00:43:36] That's spy shit whatever. Yeah, and then they really quickly left the country because his dad was involved in some
[00:43:45] Illegal activities. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, I guess that was his what he told him out of him up with his first girlfriend
[00:43:54] That cameras a spy camera just start kissing in front of it. It was like it was money laundering. It was like yeah
[00:44:01] Yeah, and they they all moved to Australia real fast respect, but I guess he was like daddy's a spy
[00:44:24] Take a look at some photos I want to take a few years from sickos
[00:44:43] Will be a martini James no just homemade beer beer. It was brewed in a toilet. Please beer flat
[00:44:53] Have hot flat my name is sex of a Jane a guy my name's James Bongo
[00:45:08] That kid Alex's dad did have like a body man like a driver really was like this like 20 something year old Russian guy
[00:45:15] And he drove I remember he drove us to see first kid. Oh, yeah
[00:45:20] And he had a Jaguar and I remember first kid is that's the story about Adams the first time Adam
[00:45:34] Right yeah, he had like he's like a second kid third kid
[00:45:39] He was like it's just Adam explaining the first time he had sex with a child
[00:45:43] But doing the James Gandalf he's speech from Toronto
[00:45:53] That's it at it's now on now a fucking child just to see the look on there
[00:46:05] This guy's just got us in the mafia or some shit. Yeah, they were like they were like I think it was like Russian is really more
[00:46:11] Oh, hell yeah, his parents were Israeli a double a double on their way the version they had fucking tennis court at their house damn
[00:46:21] But yeah, so we were in the car and then he's like yeah
[00:46:23] I just got the installed new sound system in the car subwoofer
[00:46:27] And he he was like listening to rap. He's like this song. It's a his warning that parental advisory
[00:46:38] Grown up to buy these she's like bragging to
[00:46:44] They had the body body body CD with a parental advisory
[00:46:50] He wanted you guys think he was cool. Yeah, I thought it was cool. Do you have fucking Jack why was it hit with a
[00:46:56] I don't know probably probably the companies. Yeah, probably the law to operation. I can't find that speech transcribed anywhere
[00:47:06] That's what he says you got a lot of you got a lot of you got a lot of hair kid
[00:47:17] Shouts out to Gando Feeney truly going too soon with this cute little smile and his fucked up little chipmunk
[00:47:23] No, you don't want he died the right way. Yeah, he's a brilliant artist
[00:47:28] Yeah, you're doing that's actually how I want to die
[00:47:30] He died after a heart attack meal. It's a heart attack before his body goes to shit
[00:47:34] He has a heart attack in Rome in Rome. He probably had the problem
[00:47:38] He's cock rubbed a lot of people a lot of people talk about how boomers like fuck this one boomers destroyed
[00:47:43] You know whatever what you know and it's mostly the boomers that stayed alive
[00:47:49] Right the ones that figured out how to die of heart disease rather than cancer or the ones see me and stop ever right
[00:47:55] That's sure you're destroying our body. Absolutely take a take 30 pills
[00:47:59] Yeah, I'm for yeah drinking nine coffees and taking a tram at all
[00:48:04] Mm-hmm, you know like me and stuff I've figured out our hearts are gonna pop. Oh my god 50
[00:48:09] I don't give a shit. I'll be a good father. Yeah to the ones that are normal
[00:48:22] You know and then I'll just fucking drop dead and that's the way you live a life and people remember the dead father
[00:48:28] That dies early so much more fondly because you didn't have to fucking pay for their medical treatment
[00:48:34] Oh, yeah, you lost maybe three good years, but you saved yourself
[00:48:39] Dude, I like I saw my grandparents and I had to like just help them with some small thing
[00:48:44] I had to change like filter in their vacuum cleaner
[00:48:47] And I open the thing up and it is the most disgusting smell in the world and it's nothing
[00:48:52] But they're just old dead skin. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but it smells so much worse. There's that old people smell
[00:48:57] Yeah, it's like mothballs and some other shit. They love mothballs. It smells like the 20s
[00:49:02] Yeah, decay their body is fucking break this guy's thing. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that to my family
[00:49:07] My grandma like she moved to Vegas for the last 15 years of her life and
[00:49:12] Me and my sister just have to go over to her house and it was just so fucking boring. Oh, yeah, she's pretty
[00:49:20] You know dude my fucker shit smelled so bad my dad's parents were such fucking so annoying to spend time with
[00:49:27] They would make fucking you just go they would have a fucking big ass plate of spaghetti
[00:49:31] And it was just mushy issue because they didn't have fucking overcooked noodles
[00:49:34] They were both fucking hoarders my my grandfather's the bird guy
[00:49:37] It's a bunch of fucking and then he tried to give me like and he had a fan with no like
[00:49:42] He had a fan from before they put guards on fans. Yeah, so just three blades spinning
[00:49:48] That's how much of a hoarder he was he tried to give me his gifts like
[00:49:52] Cassettes of songs from the radio that he recorded that was like his gift to me
[00:49:58] And then my grandmother just had like gossip Greek gossip magazines from like
[00:50:03] 1982 yeah, just stacked everywhere and then they're like you're too fat
[00:50:09] That way when you were visiting Greece. Yeah, what I was busy in Greece here
[00:50:13] No, I would have to go I was on fucking vacation and I would have to spend like weeks
[00:50:17] fucking with them just in some hot apartment hot as shit. No fucking AC
[00:50:23] Fans my little titties dribbling and I would just like go and play soccer at a fucking
[00:50:30] I just have to fucking go play soccer instead of in a Greek school. So about soccer soccer pussy
[00:50:39] Driver over here his name was V shell. Yeah, yeah, and it's like you know
[00:50:44] He's taking a girl someplace is like can I come to her house and she's like oh my god. No, and he's like
[00:50:54] Just as like the security camera set up at like crotch level
[00:50:59] You know like uber drivers have like the fucking three different outside angles of their car
[00:51:04] Yeah, just every girl's pussy in his car every crotch shot
[00:51:11] Was it you stop you like your uber driver was showing you nudes or something?
[00:51:16] Yeah, you know a this guy was showing me some Persian guys. Oh
[00:51:23] No, there was I had two weird uber drivers
[00:51:25] One was a Persian guy who fucked a ton of whores and he was just showing me pictures of some young girl
[00:51:30] He tried to fuck and he almost did and she was like I don't know cuz he was like 60 years old
[00:51:34] he was like exactly like a beautiful. How are you doing like floral pattern shirts just like
[00:51:41] Gold chains of a boss who fucks like random whores because he's just so confident and horny
[00:51:47] But then I and he just showed me this picture
[00:51:49] It's like 22 year old was like clearly he asked to take a picture of her like he gave her a ride
[00:51:54] And then he's like let me take a pic set of you let me see your pussy and it wasn't even like together
[00:52:00] It was like her standing in front of the baby. Let me take
[00:52:07] Yeah, I assumed he was gonna like show me her Instagram or Twitter
[00:52:10] It was like a picture he took on his phone of her standing in front of his car at the airport where he dropped her off
[00:52:25] Yeah, he was all he was actually awesome and
[00:52:27] Then a different uber driver I had I want to say in LA or I was somewhere on the road
[00:52:32] Just some fucking stone like just like stoner in the classical sense
[00:52:36] He was like he had long hair and then he's like he just showed me like videos of this girl like
[00:52:42] Beating off and then like deep-throating a bong and like it was just bizarre. I don't even remember the context
[00:52:47] I think I have him somewhere on my phone. I took a video of him showing me the video. Oh my fucking phone
[00:52:56] Yeah, I was fucking weird. He's like oh dude and he didn't it's not like it was a random podcast man
[00:53:03] I was just some fucking guy in his fucking uber that he showed pictures of a woman's titties and her like deep-throating a bong and beating off
[00:53:10] That guy in Australia in Sydney that showed us all individually a picture of his friend who just pissed his pants
[00:53:17] This is my friend. Yes, this is I went to jail later, but he's here to use business banks
[00:53:24] This is where he pissed the first time. Yeah, a wet spot on the floor and then obviously you can say you pissed his pants
[00:53:30] The second time. Yes, that's after that guy. Yeah, no, you know all three of us individually
[00:53:36] Good material that guy with this was cool. I like that. Yeah, I
[00:53:41] Either have something good or just come say what's up. Take a quick pick. Mm-hmm. You know I'm saying
[00:53:47] But if you can show us pictures of your friend
[00:53:50] Pissing himself doesn't work is trying to tell us about your fan fiction. Oh, yeah
[00:54:01] Or show us your titties, that's another option me specifically
[00:54:07] Broadcast broadcast the world. Yeah, oh, oh, I like the broadcast. All right, what are we doing at?
[00:54:20] Like my inches of my dick. I want to get into more
[00:54:24] Houndstooth you think so yeah, let's let coats in general
[00:54:29] How lasers or how old suit you like a 30s businessman? I like that. I like a duck bill haircut. Okay, you know
[00:54:36] Mm-hmm big hounds to suit. I like that pleats. Okay. Uh-huh now
[00:54:41] Would you go clean shave and to grow the beard out? No, I just get pencil mustache. I guess I have a shape to weave
[00:54:46] I think you grow the beard out honestly. I might go beard again. Go go looks now go beard again, man
[00:54:52] Yeah, be rugged be a rugged individual. It looks good. Yeah, I'm gonna get a beard impact
[00:54:59] Dasha, what do you think should I go should grow beard? Yeah, dude
[00:55:08] You're just gonna listen to Dasha. Dude. I'm gonna do it for sure
[00:55:13] Yeah, now I'm gonna go like fucking Isis beard than he pencil mustache
[00:55:20] That would be an incredible look. Yeah, I don't think anyone's ever done that actually just a wild Mac beard wild horrible beard
[00:55:27] Down low and just the most manicure ridiculous. Yeah, I like how rich like
[00:55:33] Like you a guys have those like just it looks like their beards are just drawn onto their face
[00:55:38] They're like so well manicured absolutely
[00:55:42] Because you know they're hairy shit. So like that takes so much effort. Oh my god. It must take hours like every day too
[00:55:49] It's a beer like hair grows every two days. They must have like a barber. I love those videos of like barbers and in like
[00:55:56] I don't know Arab places. Yeah, yeah where they have like all that wax and shit
[00:56:00] They just like they're waxing people's fucking heads. We've seen that shit on Facebook Facebook got some good stuff
[00:56:06] Haven't been back in so long. I'll pop in every once in a while and they're always having videos of Arab barbers
[00:56:12] And they're just waxing people's heads with like blue wax
[00:56:23] Yeah, it's that kind of beard. Yeah, yeah, I don't know I want I want a big I want a beard dude. I
[00:56:30] Wish what if that's my body. So what if that's our second act is that we all relocate to Abu
[00:56:36] Don man, it's Baltimore. Yeah, get with it man. Bye. We should get we should take a trip to the fucking UAE
[00:56:41] Emirates. No, dude. I don't want to I'm scared of the Middle East
[00:56:45] You are the whole thing. Yeah, I was trying to sell you guys. I was trying to sell you guys in the UAE
[00:56:52] Well, we're in Australia. Yeah, I don't want to do that. We should go to Europe first
[00:56:57] Listen, let's go to London and she's gonna the UK first and then we can talk about the Arab Emirates
[00:57:02] I want to go to Africa first. No, Lagos, Nigeria. I'll go to Africa before I go to the Arab Emirates
[00:57:09] Nairobi, Kenya. I do want to see Africa seems tight. No, I'm just saying on tour for come town. No
[00:57:15] Yeah, no sites at all to spend our time in hotels. Don't see anything. Yeah, that's the best way to travel
[00:57:22] What's the biggest city like what's the what's like the biggest city in Africa?
[00:57:28] Cairo, Africa city Cairo might be a little
[00:57:35] The twin times well here we have the three times. It's even bet on a picture
[00:57:41] You can only see them through this window and it costs $20 to look at the
[00:57:50] Is there a better view outside? No, no, it costs $25 to go out
[00:57:59] The Nigerians rule I love Africa. Yeah, please sir. I need to borrow $20 from you
[00:58:12] Apostleizer I have figured out a new business
[00:58:16] Lagos seems tight, right? Is that the capital? Yeah, yeah, it's probably cool that city
[00:58:22] Yeah, it's probably wild. What's the mayor had to exit the mayor of Nigeria to explain? He's not a clone
[00:58:27] No, not the mayor of the like president, right?
[00:58:29] Or some shit. They don't have good luck. No good luck is good like Scott. Yeah, someone else. Oh, good luck. Jonathan's going
[00:58:37] Yeah, damn. That's what you can do. That's their version of like a right-wing populist movement is some guy named bad luck john
[00:58:44] They're like bad luck Jonathan is the worst president we have ever had. Here's a disgrace to the good luck name. He's the warrior. Yeah
[00:58:51] Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm going to do your therapy. There's an Nigeria is a Tokyo sex walla. Oh, it's it
[00:58:59] Muhammad Ubu Hari. That's a cool name bucola. It's a rocky. Mm-hmm. Yeah, me. Oh, it's in bajo. Damn
[00:59:06] Alusagon Obassan jazz. Dude. These are all incredible. Yeah, bola tenubu. No, these real names. Yeah, dude. Bola tenubu
[00:59:16] Yeah, how you doing my name's bola. Yeah, what's up? I'm bolo tenubu
[00:59:28] Yeah, what's going on? Bose you can't fucking take down these nanny ices. Yeah, he embo's and stretchy hanging out in Africa. Yeah, we're going over to Africa
[00:59:39] Africa for you look at this politicians headshot
[00:59:43] It looks like he'd like the photographer sucks all but he looks like he's like trying to be an author
[00:59:53] She's trying to be cute. Yeah, he's trying to be cheeky like the pussy
[00:59:58] Oh damn. He went to bill Clinton route. Oh playing the saxophone. Yeah
[01:00:04] Damn, I want to be a warlord a rich warlord
[01:00:08] She get all kinds of regional pussy. Yeah, that would be great guns. I mean, edia mean is my personal hero
[01:00:15] The last king of scotland. Yeah, what a great honorific to bestow upon yourself
[01:00:24] Yeah, we talked about this at some point. What is it? Why I wonder we never looked up the origin, but I respect him so much
[01:00:31] Okay, there's literally someone named butchy
[01:00:39] But yeah me and butchy and both yeah, it's bushy and fucking booze in Tokyo. Yeah, it's me
[01:00:52] Elmore than john elmathan. Yeah dude that rules that's elmathan. It's like elton john, but it's el nate
[01:01:03] He's a Nigerian novelist satirist writer and lawyer shouts out to elm elmathan
[01:01:07] I like I like the whole like oh, man. I want to read some Nigerian satire
[01:01:12] Let's do it dude. I like the vibe of like a like a patterned like shirt pants like like like pairing
[01:01:20] You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, they wear over there. Mm-hmm. You know double pocket shirt like in the front. Yes
[01:01:27] Fucking loafers. This is the kind of shit that I'll like be like read and be like this is gonna be whole area
[01:01:32] So I just get really into it and I'm crying and throw everything
[01:01:34] Yeah, well just like what will we like Nigeria business calm and it's just like yeah, of course
[01:01:51] I'm gonna just go around Nigeria meeting people and shaking their hands to be like hello kiss by rose kiss by rose
[01:01:57] You're greeting people with that and they don't get it
[01:01:59] They don't know if it's racist or not. Yeah, I don't get it either. I told you about a reference to see
[01:02:06] Yeah, oh right right right. Yeah. It's from Senegal. I think yeah, that's why I was confused. I thought
[01:02:17] Just go up to them kiss me through the phone kiss me through the phone
[01:02:19] Kiss me. Oh, this one's good. Yeah, God's will. I'll pop you God's will I pop you
[01:02:27] Damn the guy's first name is God's will one word. No, that's first name is chief chief chief God's will obata
[01:02:37] Dude, they go they go fucking wild on the field. Yeah. Yeah. Why can't we?
[01:02:42] Why can't you can name anything? Well, we were talking about a Nick Nick naming a son Adam's gay
[01:02:46] Mm-hmm. Well, there are like if you go on Nigerian Facebook
[01:02:50] All the girls have names like, you know, Stephanie too good for you. That's sure
[01:02:56] Yeah, blessing. Oh a lot of blessings. Yeah, the Lord's light. Yeah Nigerian names are the best names
[01:03:05] I had I had a friend well, I guess my friend was named Vivian. It's not that cool
[01:03:14] Did she have to go there on punishment? No, she's a good kid. Here we go
[01:03:18] 389 astounding Nigerian baby names on momjunction.com
[01:03:27] Read them off. Okay, the fuck is mom junction. Oh, that's where mom's go to mommy blogging. You're so goddamn funny
[01:03:37] I love it because I fucked all those moms the blow out a easy. I bet you moronco g
[01:03:48] Baby now what that means is we asked for a girl child. That's the meaning of the name
[01:03:59] Yeah, where's bunchy bunchy yeah, but she and but she but she and boge
[01:04:14] Akperova wawwoo woo woo. Okay, that one's yeah, it's a k p o r o v w o v w o
[01:04:25] Go go go. Yeah, go go. It was a great sound. Yeah
[01:04:29] Whoa, amaichi amaadi ama bea and abihi anazi. These are cool as name will chukwoo and woolly
[01:04:47] Oh, I yeah, okay. I guess as he evolves into azabuuki
[01:04:51] As a boogie is a good-ass name too. That sounds Japanese to me. Oh, this is great
[01:04:55] So it has the meanings of the names right so the name banjo-ko means don't ever leave me damn
[01:05:01] That the name binyella means stay with me. So a lot of these are like
[01:05:06] Toxic relationships. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your friends will never believe you. Yeah, there's another one
[01:05:14] Yeah, yeah, no one gets you like me, baby. I'm sorry. I hit you
[01:05:17] This one's Adam's name. It's chachima. It means a sweet and precious girl. Thank you
[01:05:27] Don't do me my sandas. You know the sweet and precious
[01:05:36] Yeah, then you're not gonna find one about a fat baby. So don't even try my man. You know what, bitch. I will
[01:05:44] Move your phone from the thing though. Yeah
[01:05:48] The day I did them it does so means rainy day. That's cool. If you have like a goth Nigerian coffee. Yes
[01:05:54] Nigerian baby that strains his hair into bangs. Mm-hmm
[01:06:02] You're on you. I'm doing something for the whole show
[01:06:09] God is I'm just waiting for my directions
[01:06:17] I'm sucking dick. Well, Nick looks at those. Let me remind you all to come see me live
[01:06:22] DC just happened. Thank you for coming. It was very good shows
[01:06:27] And this week coming at tomorrow. We're watching we have funny moms of the 10th
[01:06:31] Haven't booked it yet, but the people are gonna be good
[01:06:33] And then this week I'm gonna be in Indianapolis on the 13th
[01:06:39] Cincinnati on the 14th Columbus on the 15th Cleveland on the 16th
[01:06:44] I might have Cincinnati and Columbus wrong, but whatever the info is is on my website
[01:06:56] You know, I'm on my other places LA February 2nd Phoenix on the 19th at Valley are
[01:07:08] the 12th of January Phoenix the 19th LA February 2nd
[01:07:12] Stavi.biz. I'm also in Tucson hard for Delaware a bunch of other fucking little dick-ass places damn. I'm hungry as shit. Yeah, I'm hungry too
[01:07:21] I don't feel what I have to do therapy. You don't feel well. Why therapies gay. I just don't I don't know. I don't feel when you're a peer
[01:07:29] Why it's okay. It's okay. I'm sorry to hear that. You're a cheema
[01:07:37] It also sounds Japanese. It sounds like my penis. Do you want me to cut your socks with my blade?
[01:07:43] That's so funny because you did cut me shall I assess your body with my blade
[01:07:47] I said you are you over quest of me that I slice you
[01:07:54] Demaias de sieve me or is this man asked me to slice the slice and dice his little body
[01:07:59] Yeah, he asked me to give him a little cut up job little cut of Reno
[01:08:03] Um, all right folks. That's gonna do it for us. I have to go take the training
[01:08:06] I was a fucking gunslinger dude. I haven't played red dead all week. Really? Yeah, I'm ready to sober
[01:08:15] Get back into it. Yeah, you know now that they got they released online stop. You gotta get on it. I just bought it
[01:08:20] So nice. We got posse. Absolutely. We're gonna get battlefield five too. All right. I'm so I suck dick at those games
[01:08:26] I yeah, but doesn't matter dude. I'll be barking orders at you
[01:08:30] Left and right. It's more about who the blessed platoon leader is. That's true and trust me dude. I know how to delegate responsibility
[01:08:36] It's one thing Adam. Go get me a coffee
[01:08:39] I'm gonna be playing Stardew Valley just
[01:08:41] Doing very nice. They can a little farm for yourself. Is our so why that?
[01:08:47] Ari has played it for about nine hundred hours. I'm not excited
[01:08:50] I know the place I gave loves it so much every time I say me's like if you heard of Stardew Valley
[01:08:55] I tried to play when I when my foot was hurt and I was like I have nothing better to do and then even then I was like this is fucking gay
[01:09:01] It is pretty. No. No, what's you get your farm pumpin?
[01:09:05] Yeah, he makes cheese. He makes wine. I want to fucking spend my time making a fake ass farm dude
[01:09:10] I'm trying to be in the 1800s. Yeah, he's so happy when he's playing it. Oh, I gotta take this
[01:09:16] Alright, that's the show everyone. Goodbye. Bye.