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[00:00:06] 622 p.m. December 16th, 2018. Do you know where your children are? Do you know where
[00:00:13] they are? What are their names? What are the names of your children? What's his name?
[00:00:21] All in now, tell us your child's name, his body type, athletic. Hello, my name's Gary.
[00:00:29] I'm 37 and I'm looking for an athletic six to eight year old. I'm outgoing. That's the
[00:00:37] future. You think this is a funny bit, but we're looking at a future where, look, these
[00:00:41] Epstein guys aren't going to be able to take public shaming. They control everything.
[00:00:46] So it's going to be 15 years down the line. They're going to figure out a way to manipulate
[00:00:50] the culture to make it okay to be a pedophile. They're going to figure out a way to do it.
[00:00:56] It's funny because it seems like I'm just going to make some kind of weird concern
[00:01:00] argument about the LGBAs you get married. I'm not, but they're going to figure out a
[00:01:07] way to appropriate all of those identity arguments to make it okay to be a pedophile. And then
[00:01:12] guess who's going to be fucking kids in the middle of Times Square? Bill Clinton and Elmo,
[00:01:16] double team in a six year old. And, and suddenly we don't even remember 9-11. In fact, at that
[00:01:21] point, everyone thinks it's good. Muslim because we miss 9-11. We miss it. We want to
[00:01:26] do it again. Yeah. Well, it is true that boy fucking is part of Sharia law. Yeah. That
[00:01:32] is a good, that's a good solid boy. Boy fucking, uh, stop. Stop is in Ohio right now.
[00:01:40] I was in Ohio, a home of a stupid bill. Correct. Oh, Sue Mill. And they had another congressman
[00:01:47] that was also another pedophile. Gerard Brown, famed pedophile, uh, and democratic hopeful
[00:01:56] and Jared Brown fame pedophile and democratic. He gets to come town endorsement. I will vote
[00:02:05] for that man because it's, you know, it's not about identity guys. It's about, it's about
[00:02:09] how many issues in the class, the class issues, you know, it's like, will I not vote for a,
[00:02:15] a white man just because he's white man? Absolutely not. I don't know what he is. If
[00:02:19] he supports the things I support, I'll vote for him. Absolutely. He fucks kids. That's
[00:02:22] none of my damn business. That's, that's what happens in his bedroom. It's in the sanctity
[00:02:27] of his own in the private relationship. The privacy of a grown man's bedroom is able.
[00:02:35] You're going to tell me a man can't consent that a grown man is unable to consent and
[00:02:40] choose what he does with his body. Correct. That sounds a little hypocritical to me. I
[00:02:44] agree. If a grown man wants to have sex with a child, who, who am I to tell him he's not
[00:02:49] allowed to do that? Yeah. Who are you consent? I agree. It's purely a consent that's, I think
[00:02:55] that's a good, that's a good point. This is let you know, come town has brought to you
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[00:03:10] David Gefen owns DreamWorks. Yeah. What DreamWorks is. For Disney owns DreamWorks is, it's DreamWorks
[00:03:16] SG, SFG or something. But it's Spielberg, something in Gefen. I forget who the other
[00:03:22] partner is. It's the, the triumvirative of, of powerful pedophiles. Yeah. Three men, three
[00:03:26] year olds, three men in a baby, three men in a baby porn parody. Also titled three men
[00:03:35] Yeah. Nick and I were just like, so I'm, am I going to go first? I'm going to, I'm going
[00:03:46] to fuck this kid first. Who's that? You're, you're doing a Tom selling Tom selling. Yeah.
[00:03:51] Who are the other three men? Ted Danson. Ted Danson. And he's like, so am I going to fuck
[00:03:57] this good first? That's the whole movie. Yeah, they're all who's going to fuck them. Play
[00:04:03] it again. Play it again. What's his name? Sam? Yeah. Castle Black. Well, downtown, we're
[00:04:14] today. We're at the topic of discussion is Humphrey Bogart, the man, the legend, 50 years,
[00:04:21] a Hollywood golden icon passed away tragically. This week. Several decades ago. And but I,
[00:04:30] we're just getting now around. I recently found out I thought he was still alive and
[00:04:35] I am devastated. Here of the tragic loss of Humphrey Bogart. You don't hear a lot of,
[00:04:41] you don't hear that name much anymore. Yeah. Humphrey. Yeah. There was that guy that
[00:04:46] you should be allowed to be devastated about the loss of somebody that died 45 years ago
[00:04:50] if you didn't know about it. Uh huh. You know, right? Because it's just, it's just
[00:04:54] his valence because you're finding out. So it's your finding out for you. Yeah. Right.
[00:04:58] Yeah. Well, that's a good. Yeah. I just found out James Kagnie died after he made ragtime.
[00:05:05] It's my favorite movie ragtime. Yeah. Every day I wake up and I think of man, if only
[00:05:16] every movie could be like ragtime. Uh huh. Yeah. Which one was that was a, I've only
[00:05:22] seen the original Scarface. Yeah. But I haven't seen many other movies of his James Kagnie.
[00:05:28] Yeah. Was that him right? Yeah. Right. He was like the early gangster movie guy. Uh huh.
[00:05:34] Yeah. Ragtime was his last movie, I think. And then he died. He died. What was it about
[00:05:39] jazz? Uh, it's about like the 1910s and the 1920s, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Our grandfathers
[00:05:48] that like jazz just wiggers. It's kind of like an anthology. It's like intertwined stories
[00:05:53] based on some novel, I think. About the, the 20s. Yeah. Would you ask? Or like old guys
[00:06:00] that like jazz just wiggers? Uh, that's interesting. I mean, like they certainly like it's possibly
[00:06:09] a topic of academic studies. Really? History of wiggardum and yeah. Cause you know, like
[00:06:15] multiple people have had that conversation. Is like Al Jolson a racist or is he just a
[00:06:19] wigger? A wigger. Yeah. Right. So you can technically do black faces because you're a
[00:06:25] wigger. Well, that was like what he was, you know, I mean, you forget that that sort of
[00:06:29] accent. I mean, wiggerdom is blackface. Sure. It's in fact, probably there's way more effort.
[00:06:35] At least the blackface guys took the fucking shoe polish off. You just, you're not sitting
[00:06:40] at the dinner table with their mom from like, you're saying the wiggers took the shoe.
[00:06:43] Yeah. Wasso or, you know, Wisconsin. There's like, do you want some more peas, Eric? It's
[00:06:48] like, damn mom, I ain't trying to be hurin' it. You know, it's like Al Jolson wasn't like
[00:06:55] fucking blacking up before opening Christmas. Just like instead of walking, just grip walking
[00:07:00] every as the means of locomotion. Yeah. Yeah. I miss them so much. No, the wiggers like
[00:07:05] definitely stepped. They're like, Oh, you want to take the makeup away for us? Well,
[00:07:10] guess what? We wearing a pants in a voice. I think I brought this up at the live show
[00:07:14] once, but I don't think I've said it on the pod, but there's this kid in my middle school
[00:07:18] who like was a huge wig and he has fucking all of his knuckles were scabbed over. I was
[00:07:25] like, Phil, what happened last night? I got a step dad. Yeah, he's like, I got step dad
[00:07:32] Hey, that's like, can you imagine the guy just going to work the next flag of blue for being
[00:07:43] up with the fuck happened? Huh? My son saw eight mile and then he wanted these sneakers
[00:07:47] and then it kind of just went downhill from there. They just absolutely kicked the shit
[00:07:52] out of me. Yeah, you're fucking IT job just like bleeding on yourself. Damn. I had a I
[00:07:59] must make myself laugh. The other day, imagining like a day like one of those day laborers outside
[00:08:05] of Home Depot is just doing that shit to save up money so he can see Paris.
[00:08:10] And he's a studio lights because he wanted to do is go to flance to see Paris. If I could
[00:08:26] just if I could make all of money to a driver so I could see Paris.
[00:08:32] Damn dude. Oh yeah, Nick and I were just watching a really good show. And then when last night
[00:08:37] that was fucking cracking me up and I can't I had one last night too ever that I forgot
[00:08:42] as well. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, that sucks man. Yeah, it sucks like feeling like retarded.
[00:08:52] I got to start writing shit down like day labor who wants to go to Paris. If I had lost
[00:08:59] that, that would have been a tragedy ever sees I saw the Sophia copala Marie Antoinette.
[00:09:08] Not even because it's like I don't know I was laughing about them wanting to go to Disney
[00:09:11] world, but they do want to do. Uh huh. They love Disney. Yeah, but Paris is kind of like
[00:09:17] Disney World for for fact. Yeah, basically. That's their Disney World. Yeah, I get that.
[00:09:25] Yeah. Wait, so Nick and I were just watching the show with Dasha about people that date
[00:09:32] people on the inside that have never met them, but they meet them on online. Meet a jailbird
[00:09:38] prison apps. It's pretty good. You guys should check it out. What's it called? Dasha? It's
[00:09:46] called love after lock up. You guys should see it. This one lady that gets a blue wedding
[00:09:52] cake because her fiance is a creep. It's pretty good. But yeah, we were just reading a prisoner
[00:10:00] dating profiles online. There's some gems out there. But I don't know. I think that sounds
[00:10:06] like probably a good situation. Just date someone that has life. That's like, it's like
[00:10:13] facing life. Like kind of life. Yeah. Unconditional love. Uh huh. Setting her money, you know, constantly
[00:10:21] for canteen, you know? That sounds like a good situation to me. I would do it just and I
[00:10:27] would date somebody on death row just so I could witness the execution. Oh, because they
[00:10:31] don't let just anybody in there. Yeah, you got to be next to kin or something. I got
[00:10:35] to be next to kin. Oh, that's pretty sick. That's a series of relationships with people
[00:10:39] on death row just to watch them die. How do you get to flip the switch? How do you get
[00:10:43] that job? Honestly, the perfect relationship. It sort of is. You get to mourn her? Yeah.
[00:10:49] You pay attention to somebody for a couple of years. I'm a widow and then you watch them
[00:10:52] strap them down and just pump 3000 volts through their fucking skull. That's what we all want.
[00:10:59] Watch her ride the lightning ride the fucking lightning, baby. Metallica sir. Can you please
[00:11:05] put on a, you're not allowed in the execution room wearing a sleeveless Metallica shirt.
[00:11:11] Oh, yeah. I'm doing it for James, dude. He just put playing nothing else matters right
[00:11:19] after she's dead. Dude, I love that scene in the West Memphis three documentary when like
[00:11:25] their mom is like, every day I listen to this song because nothing else matters until my
[00:11:31] boy gets out of jail. It's such a good portrait of that type of American. I hate that movie.
[00:11:39] You hate it? Yeah. I remember seeing it right when it came out. Like I was like nine. Yeah.
[00:11:46] Well, it's like the point the movie clearly did it, right? Is that right? All true crime
[00:11:51] is that they all did it? Probably. Or was it? I mean, I always like suspected because it's
[00:11:55] like who else did it? They know all the Satan stuff already because the movie's I don't even
[00:11:59] remember the movie is insanely classic and racist and everybody thinks or not everybody but like
[00:12:04] you know, it's like, oh, they just they picked on these poor kids because they're goth and it's
[00:12:10] like, oh, and then all of these millionaire celebrities that make the popular media that
[00:12:14] those kids consume then shift the blame to the weird poor redneck who doesn't have teeth.
[00:12:19] Right, right. You know, they're like, clearly a racist and violent and evil. Right? Because
[00:12:24] he's right. Right. Exactly. So it's the red. Yeah. It's not these boys who we can relate to.
[00:12:30] It's the even weirder guy who's even more marginalized in society. It's just like they can find, you
[00:12:36] know, some kind of like sympathy with these kids because they dress the same as like all the middle
[00:12:41] class people that hang out at the fucking mall. Meanwhile, in the documentary at one point,
[00:12:46] they go like, there was also a report of a black man just hanging out by the woods.
[00:12:50] Well, they say that. Yes. Because at one point, it's like, yeah, there was just a mysterious black
[00:12:56] man who was not nobody said he did anything. There was just so many. They just mentioned that
[00:13:01] somebody saw a black guy by like the chicken. Didn't the documentary try to pin it on one of
[00:13:06] the kids like the stepdad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like, and again, like the same kind of
[00:13:11] evidence they had against the kid. It was like, you know, he's weird or the kids is that he's like
[00:13:15] a weird guy. Uh huh. You know, and like, he didn't mean he seemed too concerned about the child
[00:13:20] being murdered. Oh, you can't be too sad about your kid. You know, it was yeah. I wonder what
[00:13:27] happened. Do they get them out eventually? I think they now they they all got like an
[00:13:32] Alfred play or something. You know, I don't know. Yeah. Well, without the West Memphis three,
[00:13:39] never have the West or the regular Memphis three six mafia, right? And so the breast Memphis P.
[00:13:46] The breast Memphis P. There you go. That's mine. We got to get our pun game open. That's stop here.
[00:13:54] Does he do that? I wonder what he's doing right now. I wonder what he's eating, right? He's in
[00:13:58] Cleveland right now. Yeah. But the breakfast just crushing. Do you remember that barbeque
[00:14:04] you place like I'm fat and I'm bad at having sex. Is that how I mean, hats off the if you can fill
[00:14:12] an hour with just I'm bad and I'm bad at fucking. Yeah. But like, but the cute. Let me be cute while
[00:14:20] I'm bad at fucking yeah, whatever. Do you think that a stop could bait a pedophile of this like
[00:14:26] baby like features? You would have to be a giant pedophile. It would have to be an extra large
[00:14:31] pedophile. I got the tape foot one like an eight foot. Like I just love a small soft body.
[00:14:51] Yeah. Well, you know, he would technically kill a real baby. So technically, stop saved a baby's
[00:14:58] life by getting raped by a giant. That's right. Yeah. That is true. Man, you can't say that's not
[00:15:05] true. Remember, we went into that barbecue restaurant in Cleveland and then we're like,
[00:15:08] what kind of barbecues? Well, they're like, it's Cleveland style. And we're like, what so what does
[00:15:12] that mean? They were like, well, we got, you know, a pulled pork brisket. We're like, oh,
[00:15:16] see, be just barbecues. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now Cleveland, uh, fuck Cleveland. You know,
[00:15:23] it's sad. I'll say that now. That shit is sad. Fuck Cleveland based entirely on my experience with
[00:15:29] the the club, the cuisine. No, the club is fine. I had fun doing the shows, but that barbecue was
[00:15:35] good. You get it. The barbecue is garbage. That hotel looked nice, but it fucking smelled. Well,
[00:15:39] they were doing that sad thing of like, you know, the the Detroit thing, like a bunch of like shitty
[00:15:45] cities, like empty doubt in our ghost towns. They're like, come back down to the downtown. We got
[00:15:49] like a barbecue restaurant. We got the whole whole food. Now we're the blues. Yeah. Yeah. We got a
[00:15:56] house of blues. Yeah. Nobody gives a shit about the blues. No, no one likes the blues. I was a
[00:16:04] thing for like Mark Marin is like, it's recording. All right. And we're back. Sorry, guys. The recorder
[00:16:16] shut off. I mean, you couldn't have trusted us. Yeah, I think we're talking about Cleveland.
[00:16:22] Yeah. I mean, that shit's sad, dude, because you could tell that it used to be a real city.
[00:16:27] There's like really nice, like, why is it sad? You know, because it's dead. Yeah, as it should be.
[00:16:32] As it should be, I guess. Look, Ohio got a little too big for their britches. I don't like how
[00:16:37] people from there are obsessed with it and talk. They're like, Oh, that's so Ohio. Yeah, that's so
[00:16:43] annoying. You know, literally every place is like that. You know, I never say that. That's so Nevada.
[00:16:48] Jersey used to do it. It was obnoxious. Yeah. That kind of opened the floodgates for every other
[00:16:54] state to have like state pride, which is fucking dumb. Yeah, New York. And that's it. That's the only
[00:17:01] state one. It was one state, baby. Maybe Alaska. That's pretty cool. Or Hawaii locals only.
[00:17:08] Dude, I'm trying to go. I told you about that kid that I knew in college that was like,
[00:17:14] I need to get out of this country, man. I'm moving to Hawaii. Yeah, I'm going to do that. I'm
[00:17:18] going to move to Hawaii and I'm going to date the gang leader's sister and he's going to
[00:17:23] have the beach gang. Yeah. And he's not going to trust me at first. But I'm going to prove that
[00:17:28] you're a loco as well. Yeah. I love his sister. You're a loco beige. Yeah. And then he's going to be
[00:17:35] like, you know what? Ooh, cuckoo. And first, I didn't think you were to chalu. But then I started
[00:17:42] to realize while a kumana that you could go to Caca. But blue business saying in Hawaii, it said
[00:17:51] anabe or an abou. What that means is locals only. It means locals only. Yeah. But there's another
[00:17:59] saying. Alapulu, gala kumunu, gumbule. That means sometimes not so much local.
[00:18:11] Oh, God. Yeah. What a dumb ass type of person to be Pacific Islander. Pacific Islander? Oh, yeah.
[00:18:19] Dude, I think they're pretty cool. They're really big. Yeah. Yeah. They're really jolly. Yeah.
[00:18:24] Yeah. They have a lot of them have had breakthroughs in Hollywood recently. The Aquaman guy, the rock,
[00:18:32] you know, yeah. I don't know. They got the Aquaman guys tattoo Pacific Islander. Jason Momoa. What
[00:18:39] else would you know, even though his last name? Yeah. It's funny because I saw that guy in like
[00:18:43] Good Morning America and it just struck me as like, oh, this is just somebody that would be like
[00:18:48] one of Jake Flores's friends. You know, it's like it weren't like a shock of luck. They just let
[00:18:55] it be in movies. I mean, he's massive too. There's a picture of him with his bodyguards that they
[00:19:00] just released and they're like, both of them are about nine to 12 inches short of that.
[00:19:06] He's like, they're not even providing any semblance of security. Yeah. He could do it himself. But they
[00:19:11] probably do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, my boy Jason, he works out at the Gutter in Williamsburg.
[00:19:18] Why do body hooks it up? He works with suits. That's so funny to me. Yeah. I don't know.
[00:19:22] I'm a businessman. It makes it feel like an executive detail. You know what I mean? Yeah.
[00:19:27] You know, you got suit guys protecting you. I saw some like presidential detail guys
[00:19:32] around Trump Tower and they were like suits, but then they had a little like ear pieces and like
[00:19:36] Oakley's and then like they had like a salt rifles, which was cool. Sick. It's like damn.
[00:19:41] I want that. It's a tight job. I want to get the Oakley's like dog the bounty hunter used to have,
[00:19:46] which have like headsets in the Oakley's like they go into your ears as well. Yeah.
[00:19:51] Then we just talk to each other through our. Yeah. That'd be sick. Yeah.
[00:19:56] I mean, so I were talking about getting walkie talkies. Just the two. Yeah. Well, we get three,
[00:20:01] but then keep an extra one is back up. Oh, it gets some of the. The only common sets of three,
[00:20:07] but you really just, you know, you want to keep one for. Yeah. Just in case they break. We have
[00:20:12] one on a police channel. Yeah. Just to see what's going on. Police suck my dick.
[00:20:18] Yeah. It's that time of the year. Oh, yeah. Police suck my dick. Police suck my dick.
[00:20:25] Yeah. Police suck my dick. Anyways, what were we talking about? Convicts.
[00:20:30] Oh, yeah. Yeah. We should just read some of those dating profiles. Maybe once this Peter's out.
[00:20:36] Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. We've never done a show that's just the two of us where we don't
[00:20:40] have cocaine. Uh huh. Yeah. My, but that was kind of a disaster, honestly. Maybe it wasn't.
[00:20:47] I mean, it was, look, a disaster is dead air. That's true. We got to just fill this shit for an hour.
[00:20:54] That's our requirement. Just turn off the reporter. Turn my brain off. Don't ever think about any
[00:21:00] thing I'm saying or doing. No, no, or the repercussions. The repercussions are meaningless. There's not
[00:21:05] going to be any such thing as repercussions in two years. The cool thing is that this is
[00:21:08] behind a paywall. So no one can hear it unless they're paying for it. Yeah. There's no way for
[00:21:14] any of this stuff to get out possible to see. We could literally say anything and do anything we
[00:21:20] want. Completely get away with it. See, now you're eating the Kit Kats, baby. Well, you said you
[00:21:25] weren't gonna. Well, it says have a break. I know. I'm trying to take a break. We're eating some green
[00:21:32] some matcha Kit Kats, which are very popular. You know, coming around or not coming around
[00:21:37] turning, I changed my opinion about matcha. Oh, matcha not the Japanese? Well, no, no. I saw
[00:21:44] only. I think matcha tastes like shit. It's like fucking grass and yeah, it's grass. Yeah. I will
[00:21:48] go back to Tokyo though. You will go back just to have another shot at them. Yeah.
[00:21:54] And I'm gonna get a kick out of the country. Yeah. Yeah. For being annoying.
[00:22:03] I mean, your experience of Japan blowing my nose everywhere is very long. My nose on table
[00:22:08] cloths is very similar to what Jake Paul was doing in Japan before he found the dead body,
[00:22:13] which was like going up to old Japanese guys and like just dabbing at them. Like what the
[00:22:18] fuck are you gonna do about it? They're running away. I wasn't doing wearing Pikachu stuff. I wasn't
[00:22:23] doing that. You were doing all that kind of stuff. But you're not worried about it because they
[00:22:28] don't understand. And just being an elevator and being like, they don't know what that noise is.
[00:22:33] Yeah. They don't fart in Japan. That's true. Yeah. You've never heard of such a thing.
[00:22:40] Just shitting your pants on the stuff. Yeah. Oops. Triggered. Triggered libs.
[00:22:47] Oh, yeah. Yeah, I miss it, dude. I want to go back. Do they have libs over there?
[00:22:52] No, dude. They're fascist. What's a Japanese lib like? He's like, you know, we're like,
[00:22:57] we look exactly the same as the Chinese. Like maybe we should lighten up on the Chinese.
[00:23:02] Yeah. Yeah. They're like, race is a construct. There's literally zero difference between
[00:23:06] the Chinese. We look kind of like the Koreans too. I don't know if you guys have noticed this
[00:23:13] shit. Yeah, that's their libs. Apparently, Osaka is like the chill city. Yeah, we didn't go there.
[00:23:22] But apparently that's like, Callie. Bro, that's where bro, bro, Saka, dude. It's from guys only.
[00:23:29] People going out. Mahalo. Locos only. That whole shit. Yeah. What's chill about it?
[00:23:36] I don't know. Apparently they're not as uptight as Tokyo people.
[00:23:39] I don't know. Tokyo people uptight. I thought they were very polite personally.
[00:23:48] But I don't know. Maybe they maybe they smoke a tree or something. They definitely don't. Yeah.
[00:23:57] You could like get serious jail time for puffing. Oh, yeah, dude. I was fantasizing about being
[00:24:04] locked up over there. I was reading about it. It's crazy. You just sit in one place. They make
[00:24:08] you sit on Neil and your fucking knees for like 12 hours a day. Maybe that's one way for you to
[00:24:13] truly be happy. Yeah. Yeah. It's wrong in Japanese prison. Yeah, just sit on your knees all day.
[00:24:24] I don't know any bad. They keep beating me. That could be like POW movie.
[00:24:30] He keeps partying with a Japanese commandant. He's beating porn.
[00:24:40] There was a bridge over the river. Why? But it's like a British guy that's not even
[00:24:45] apologize. I will do this. I'm pretty. He's so stupid. Just saluting with a hand up.
[00:24:52] There's a movie with David Bowie where he's in a Japanese POW camp.
[00:24:58] Mm hmm. No, it's not a lot of Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob. Rob Rob Rob Rob.
[00:25:06] Ah, yeah, that's uh no. It's called Merry Christmas Colonel something or other. I don't
[00:25:15] fuck it up. It's pretty good, honestly. Are you serious. Bowie? Yeah. I was thinking the other day
[00:25:20] about like they were putting sting in movies for a while and he's not he's not an actor anymore.
[00:25:26] He was in Dune. He was in Dune. He was in Save the Last Dance.
[00:25:32] Romeo and Juliet. Yeah. White Club. Yeah. Boys in the Hood.
[00:25:39] Mod Squad. Don't be a medicine South Central. The other sister saving private Ryan. There's
[00:25:45] like a lot. This is a lot of movies with sting. Yeah. But then I looked it up and it was actually
[00:26:00] I said to myself. Oh damn. Damn. The classic mix up. The classic switcher here, dude.
[00:26:09] I got to myself. Never mind. You ever hear that Giovanni Rabit song Rock Sand? Yeah. Yeah.
[00:26:19] Yeah. Yeah. I forget you forget that. You forget that. Giovanni Rabit was in a band called The Bull.
[00:26:30] For a long time. I heard a lot of people forget the band.
[00:26:34] I think Giovanni Rabit was in a kind of like a contemporary pop mashup group of police.
[00:26:43] The police. They did kind of like a skog.
[00:26:46] Rege. Yeah. Rege kind of thing. And then I was thinking about that more and I realized oh I'm
[00:26:53] thinking of the musical artist Sting. And I said to myself what happened to Sting and I was like
[00:26:59] oh that's right. He went into movies. That was like boy you know. Boiler room. Boiler room. Yeah.
[00:27:09] Yeah. He's in the church of Scientology. Yeah. His sister's married to Beck. Yeah. He's
[00:27:16] kind of got like an Italian down syndrome. He does look down to his shit. Yeah. It's the eyes.
[00:27:21] It's the puffy eyes. Yeah. Yeah. That's so fun. Yeah. I love that Giovanni Rabit song.
[00:27:36] A dream of rain. You lay. I love that. But it like you know you wear a piece of clothing and
[00:27:42] people are like that's nice. You're like thank you. It's Giovanni Rabit. Giovanni Rabit is like
[00:27:49] it's like designer helmets for guys with down syndrome. Yeah. Yeah. Michael. That's
[00:27:55] Michael. That's an amazing. Thank you. Giovanni Rabit. That's the commercial.
[00:28:02] Voco. Introducing Voco completely reimagined. It's like Versace Velcro slippers. Giovanni Rabit.
[00:28:11] It's a retarded fashion designer. That's perfect. Yeah. Just a kid walking into special ed.
[00:28:24] Like dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner. All the kids are like oh god. Giovanni Rabit.
[00:28:31] Yeah. It's fashion week. It's fashion week. Milan.
[00:28:35] Yeah. That uh oh yeah. We already talked about it. That girl that with down syndrome.
[00:28:44] Walk on the catwalk. Make an interview with her and her mom. They're like what do you want to do
[00:28:50] next? And she's like candy. And then her mom's like sure. We actually want to have Victoria's
[00:28:56] Secret Angel. We're going to have her be one of the angels. Yeah. Victoria's Secret. Because
[00:29:01] obviously as you can see my daughter is a piece of ass. Yeah. Because Victoria's Secret they can
[00:29:07] start having all kinds of models. It'd be funny if like and I know this is not the way things ever
[00:29:13] go ever. Things always kind of just progress no matter what. But if for whatever reason there's
[00:29:19] some kind of like traditionalist conservative renaissance that like stands in opposition to
[00:29:27] like the alt right that becomes popular and like then like we sort of regress culturally a bit.
[00:29:35] And then there's like a 10 year period where all of the models were fat or retarded. Yeah.
[00:29:41] And we look back on it and it's like what the fuck is this?
[00:29:47] It just looks like parody. Yeah that's not going to happen. I think it's just going to get.
[00:29:54] Of course not. I mean it never goes that way. It's just going to be more and more freaks.
[00:29:58] Yeah. It's going to they're going to let the nut house out.
[00:30:05] I don't know. Yeah. There's another one like a guy that's like this disabled non-binary
[00:30:13] supermodel is like changing the way people think about beauty. You know just like he's just like
[00:30:19] in his chair he's got like a small hand and stuff. I was like god damn. Yeah. What a stupid fucking
[00:30:25] industry. Well the funniest one I ever saw and I've tried to get it to work as like a joke on stage
[00:30:30] and like people just think of me mean which I am. But yeah this is a mean conversation. Yeah.
[00:30:36] There is one ad that was like representing all kinds of bodies and there was a woman with
[00:30:41] Down syndrome a woman with a fucking colostomy bag and then just some black woman that like had
[00:30:46] vitiligo and it's like yeah the vitiligo is not that. The other one is literally attached to a bag
[00:30:54] of shit and then the other one's going to die. It's just going to cut from like an M&M over.
[00:30:58] Patchees good. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like a minor like not even it doesn't even create discomfort.
[00:31:06] No there's no pain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like acquired like melanin deficiency. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:31:12] But they like can be hot in like you know. Yeah in certain patches. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It can be.
[00:31:18] There is a vitiligo supermodel. I've seen her before. Yeah. She's married. She dates
[00:31:23] Lewis Hamilton that race car driving. Oh okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good for her. Good for Lewis.
[00:31:29] Good for Lewis. He used to fuck one of the pussy cat dolls. Which one?
[00:31:34] Uh the Nicole sporty pussy sporty pussy. Ginger pussy. Scary pussy. Scary pussy. Black pussy.
[00:31:42] That was one of them. He used to date black pussy. Yeah. For the pussy. Yeah. Who was it together?
[00:31:48] Sporty spice. Black spice. Baby spice. Baby spice. Yeah. That was problematic. Yeah. That's no
[00:31:55] planer. Yeah. What if supermodels are now all ugly and then Stav's Instagram works. You know.
[00:32:02] He's like I told you motherfuckers and we're like he's like you guys called me gay for that shit.
[00:32:08] Like yeah. I've been building a career this whole time. Yeah. It's a shrewd maneuver.
[00:32:16] Um you know best of luck. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck to Stav. If anybody needs more good luck at Stavro.
[00:32:25] A guy that's done nothing to help himself in any way whatsoever improve his life.
[00:32:29] Uh he's a good friend. Everybody's a good friend. That's not true. That's how friends you're
[00:32:35] bad. You find other people that are as shitty as you are and then you're nice to those people.
[00:32:40] That's true. You find your relative shitty like amount of shitty in this. Yeah. You can never be
[00:32:45] with someone that's way shittier way better. Less shitty. Mm-hmm. I didn't go to my shittier
[00:32:53] church right there. I didn't go to my shittier's friends going away party moving away from New York
[00:32:59] party because I said I don't have to see him anymore now. So yeah. Which I think is a pretty
[00:33:04] shitty thing to do. Yeah. But whatever. Mm-hmm. I made a calculated decision. On the last one I
[00:33:10] really wanted to go in more on saving private Ryan. Yeah. He says you know good. It's like bad.
[00:33:16] It's a bad movie. And I remember being good. The fighting shit's good. I think I think back on
[00:33:21] it and it's like no I'm just thinking of band the brothers. Band of brothers is way better.
[00:33:26] If I watch band of brothers every year and I'm like yeah saving private Ryan like I put it in the
[00:33:30] same. Uh-huh. I probably haven't seen saving private Ryan in like you know I don't know since
[00:33:34] I was like a teeny. Why didn't the Pacific pop off as much as band of brothers? I don't even think
[00:33:39] I ever watched it. Because like it's like too pessimistic and tone and it's like is it. Did you see it?
[00:33:45] Yeah the Pacific is more it's it's almost like a Vietnam series rather than a World War II thing
[00:33:52] because they don't really they avoid like you know lionizing World War II to the extent that
[00:33:59] you know every other piece of media regarding World War II does. But the exception of like the
[00:34:03] thin red line. Yeah. Yeah like that. Like the main guy John Bassalone is like a metal of honor
[00:34:09] recipient or whatever. Uh-huh. You know you follow him throughout the whole series. Yeah. And then
[00:34:14] like in the second to last or last episode or whatever he just like he's like decides to go back
[00:34:20] for like I don't know the invasion of like Okinawa or whatever the fuck it was. And uh you just
[00:34:27] see him like land and he's like giving people directions and then he's just shot by somebody.
[00:34:31] And they die. And it's like anti-climactic and he just fucking dies because it's war and it's like
[00:34:36] it's not like there is no uh-huh you know it's not like this guy that just like moves through the
[00:34:42] battlefield on touch hole. It's like someone who would just with luck of the draw didn't get shot
[00:34:47] that entire time. We gave him a stupid metal and then he's like I gotta go do my duty and he just
[00:34:51] gets fucking killed immediately. Like an idiot. Like a like a uh some bush league amateur. I'm like
[00:34:58] me. You know yeah top tier operator sniper. You don't need to call the other day. It was the
[00:35:05] president of the Pentagon. He was like look I know you're retired and you you lost your eye
[00:35:13] or an eye patch. Yeah. But people don't know about because all your pictures of your Photoshop but
[00:35:19] you actually have an eye patch and you're like six three. Mm-hmm. You know yeah but we need
[00:35:24] somebody to snipe and I was like you lost me. I'm retired. Yeah. You're out again. I'm done snipe.
[00:35:31] You're not going to go in there again and maybe not. Look the only thing I ever loved was sniping.
[00:35:38] Zechamiko they call me the sniper. Oh god that'd be great. Do a fucking American sniper about Zechamiko.
[00:35:47] Yeah it'd be great if you're sure it'd be great if the guy who killed Chris Kyle didn't like kill
[00:35:54] himself immediately after. And he goes to prison or whatever but the defense is able to like be
[00:35:59] like look this guy's fucked up or whatever. Yeah for war. So he does like 25 years and he gets out
[00:36:05] and then he gets to do like the podcast circuit is the guy that killed Chris Kyle and he's got a
[00:36:10] show on gas digital. I feel like he just get a headshot the second he stepped out of prison.
[00:36:16] There'll be some psycho in the bushes. No. This is where Chris bro. Nobody kills anybody that
[00:36:21] deserves it. It happened and that's not to say that guy deserves to be killed.
[00:36:25] Uh-huh. Maybe it's that like only people who deserve it get killed but they deserve it
[00:36:33] at a level that's beyond most people's basic comprehension. Uh-huh. Which is like why Abraham
[00:36:38] Lincoln and John F. Kennedy needed to die. They had to die because they. Because I mean Abraham
[00:36:47] Lincoln needed defend to the union but you can't say that he wasn't racist. Uh-huh. He died for being
[00:36:53] racist. He that's I think that's the reason. He had a lot of mayo takes. He did. Let's be honest.
[00:36:59] We're all against slavery. That's not that big a deal. Right. Exactly. Why is he bragging about it?
[00:37:04] Exactly. He's going out there and saying like oh I like you know that's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:37:09] And that's not to say John Wilkes Booth was a good guy either. Even though he was one of his
[00:37:12] co-conspirators with somebody that was differently abled. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Was he? Yeah. In fact some people
[00:37:18] say that John Wilkes Booth himself suffered from mental retardation which you know is the type of
[00:37:25] intelligence. It is. It is. It's a neuroatypical. Uh-huh. We have looked into that before on the show.
[00:37:32] I have a cousin who's severely differently abled. Mm-hmm.
[00:37:37] Mm-hmm. He's profoundly uniquely talented.
[00:37:47] Ned. He's hooked up to six or seven different machines. Uh-huh. Don't actually work in
[00:37:52] conjunction. They're competing with each other for control of his body.
[00:37:57] There's just a war of machines. It's just like a concept war of machines playing out. He's
[00:38:03] immensely, uh, cripple-y abled by any cripple, cripple- capable by. Cripp- capable.
[00:38:13] And I was saying to him the other day, uh, I had just finished having sex with my girlfriend.
[00:38:18] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, and, and counting my money. Mm-hmm. And I said to him, you know, while he's in
[00:38:24] the, the chair at his parents' house, he's 36 years old. Yeah. I said, it's almost like you
[00:38:28] teach me more than I teach you. You know, you know that you're like, you're actually blessed.
[00:38:32] You have a better life than I do. Because you're, you know, because the machine's on the-
[00:38:38] Because you live in constant pain. Mm-hmm. And it's your, your, you're almost, you're,
[00:38:43] we need to more people like you on Netflix series. Sure. You know what I mean? I'd
[00:38:47] watch a show about that. I want to see, I want to see- Just zero lines of dialogue. Zero lines
[00:38:51] of- Yes. A guy barely kept alive by machines that just turn whatever's in his diaper back into food
[00:39:00] that's wrapped into his system. Yeah. And we just see him in the chair dying. And then it's like,
[00:39:08] you know, uh, small fellas back. You know, we're bringing back small, though. The new Superman.
[00:39:14] The hot new Superman. Yeah. This time, the girls are going to get extra horny for him. Yeah.
[00:39:21] Yeah. That's why I think that I agreed with the Christian fundamentalist that they shouldn't have
[00:39:27] killed that gorgeous angel, that beautiful fine piece-ass Terry Shiva. Mm-hmm. Right. Yeah.
[00:39:35] Because of her difference of ability. Yeah. You know- Well, it's interesting. It's like,
[00:39:40] the only reason I support taking the feeding tube out is to put her husband's penis in there.
[00:39:46] I don't understand why they- She's to beat the private or sexual needs. Just because, uh, John Q,
[00:39:54] federal government wants to, you know, stick his nose in a woman's decisions. That's true.
[00:40:04] That's fucked up. Yeah. That is really fucked up. And, you know, I mean, it's like, we look at these
[00:40:11] people and we can learn a lot from them, you know. It's like when you wear a diaper, you know,
[00:40:15] everybody's worried about what bathroom is- Are these people supposed to, you know, all bathroom
[00:40:20] gender? Everybody's- Everybody's Johnny gender today with the bathrooms. Yeah. You know what?
[00:40:27] Think about this for a second. When you're wearing- When you're hooked up to a
[00:40:30] colostomy bag, every room is a bathroom. That's right. That's right. So they-
[00:40:35] Hey, stop, don't shoot. Hands up, don't shoot. Oh, God. Yeah. So, um,
[00:40:45] so would you fuck a girl with a cloth? You know, that's going to be what hot is,
[00:40:54] uh-huh. You know, you know how you and I talk about how we don't know really what hot is.
[00:40:59] Yeah. But we see enough hot girls do something. We're like, oh, wearing, you know, tiny,
[00:41:05] like thin sunglasses that you don't even- You can't even look through. That's what hot girls do
[00:41:11] in lower Manhattan. So that therefore is hot if you see it for two weeks. Right. Having your
[00:41:16] eyebrows surgically removed. That's like a hot thing. That's like a hot thing. Yeah. So if hot
[00:41:22] girls, if Emily Radikowski got a colostomy bag and enough hot girls were doing it, yeah. You know,
[00:41:29] I would automatically want to fuck the- I think the next move is no more colostomy bags. They just
[00:41:35] leave the hole open. Just the shit. Because it's like, who am I to say? Right. You know,
[00:41:44] that's beauty. Who's? Yeah. Fuck your beauty. I'm sorry. Yeah. Can you hide your shit?
[00:41:50] That's incredibly rude. Yeah. It's rude. Why wouldn't you just leak feces all over the train?
[00:41:57] Why don't we just leak feces all over the floor of Starbucks? Yeah. Yeah. I completely agree.
[00:42:03] Who am I? The Pope? Who am I? Pope John Francis over here? Yeah. Can't just let alone
[00:42:10] defecate out of a hole in her lower abdomen. Yeah. You know, I think that I watched that show.
[00:42:17] It's a woman standing there. Shit spraying out her belly butt. She's a business woman. She's got,
[00:42:24] yeah, she's on the go three inch diameter belly button. It's just firing feces out of the midsection.
[00:42:30] Uh huh. You know, yeah. She knows what she wants also. Yeah. Right. She's a New York lady. She's a
[00:42:38] New York lady. Uh huh. She knows what she wants. Uh huh. And she's gonna get it. Yeah. You know.
[00:42:43] Meanwhile, she's got a side ponytail. Right. And like, like a big, a big sweatshirt that's cut
[00:42:49] off so you can see obviously like there's so much shit out and it's hooked over her shoulder and
[00:42:54] like leg warmers on. And we're like, okay, what is this? Clearly it's 1987. It's an 80s vibe. Yeah.
[00:43:02] And it's just a show of a woman shitting herself with all the font looks like it's from a John
[00:43:06] Carver. Uh huh. Yeah. And it's it's uh the woman that shits herself on Netflix. And then we'll all
[00:43:13] we'll watch every episode of it. We're gonna recap every episode of it because there's just
[00:43:19] something about it. I don't know. I don't know what it is. I just love the way it's shot. Mm-hmm.
[00:43:25] And there's like there's an aesthetic to it that makes me feel good about what I'm doing.
[00:43:30] And I'm not sitting in front of the TV. Yeah. And the writer's room is all women of color.
[00:43:34] It's all women of color. Yeah. One of them is actually just covered in shit. Well, that's her color.
[00:43:39] Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That sounds like a good show. I don't know. Would you watch that?
[00:43:54] I think I was laughing about imagining like, you know, it's Vietnam, you know, me lie.
[00:44:03] And then there's like a soldier, a young black soldier. And he's just like his commanding officer
[00:44:08] is like, pull the trigger soldier, pull the fucking trigger. And he throws a baby up and then, you know,
[00:44:14] caps the baby in the air and like the tears are streaming down his face. But then like he
[00:44:19] overcomes it and he starts screaming and he's filled with rage and he's picking the baby up and just
[00:44:24] smashing the baby's head against a tree and like raping a Vietnamese woman and burning her corpse.
[00:44:30] She's a black guy. Yeah. Before that comes, even dried and her pussy. He's just setting her on fire,
[00:44:35] covered in gasoline. And then we see this young black soldier. He's waking up in his parents'
[00:44:41] house in Chicago, you know, surrounded by his science experiments. Thinking of the
[00:44:48] neighboring as a crush on it. He's remembering his time at Vietnam. And he says to himself, did I do that?
[00:45:07] Erkel in Vietnam. Yeah, I would love that. We could have we could send Erkel to all the wars.
[00:45:13] Steve Harvey at Nam. That'd be cool, too. Yeah. Would you? What was I gonna say? I forget that.
[00:45:27] I was trying to think of what I what I was laughing about last time.
[00:45:33] We should remember the other fucking thing I was thinking about, but
[00:45:36] I got my good. This is why I write things down. I know. I said I'm gonna write that down.
[00:45:43] And then I didn't. I never, what I should write down, start writing things down.
[00:45:50] Well, that's the first thing you got to write down. I've never written that down,
[00:45:53] so I always forget to go buy a notebook and write stuff down. I just continue to play Mario
[00:45:59] card. I find that I do that as an activity, like going to the notebook store. And I'm like, I'm
[00:46:06] gonna get this notebook. And it's gonna really inspire me to write in the notebook. And then I
[00:46:13] lose it or write it on the first page. And then not a damn thing. Yeah, I'm kind of I'm retired.
[00:46:20] Yeah, I think that I'm in the drinking beer and you know, going fly fishing.
[00:46:31] What is fly fishing? You throw the thing in the air. You throw the line in the air, right?
[00:46:39] Is that? Yes. What's the difference between fishing and fly fishing? I think fishing,
[00:46:42] you just drop it down. Have you ever been fishing on a boat? Yes. It's pretty cool.
[00:46:48] Yeah. We should do that somewhere in New England when I was much younger. Yeah, I did too.
[00:46:54] Last time we'd take it out and then you just catch sharks and they're like, oh, you got to throw
[00:46:57] this back. Yeah, we were catching stripers. Striped bass. Yeah, it's pretty cool to the
[00:47:04] hamburger of the sea. Yeah, the real the jailbird of the ocean. Yeah, dude, it is pretty cool to
[00:47:13] like just like catch an animal and just be like fucking owned. You're dead, dude. First blood.
[00:47:20] I murdered you. Have you killed an animal with a gun?
[00:47:28] Is man an animal? A man animal. Yeah, I mean, you kind of have to
[00:47:35] see your fellow human is less than human to pull that trigger. That's what good separates,
[00:47:40] good snipers from Pussy's. Right. Tactical. Good snipers hate all humans. Yeah.
[00:47:49] They kind of view themselves like just like them up. Send them to hell.
[00:47:55] Like Dr. Manhattan in in Watchmen sitting on that planet judging all judging everybody. Judging
[00:48:00] all of earth's heinous hanging in there. This pathetic everyone can see his penis.
[00:48:06] Yeah, what was that? It was very funny. It just shows ass like strategically and then
[00:48:15] there'd be like a banana in front of his dick like strategically and then they're like,
[00:48:19] fuck it. I'll just draw the dick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:48:22] Did Alan Moore draw it to where he just wrote it? Someone else drew it? It would be cool if you
[00:48:28] could only have to write. I guess that's how it works. I think that is how it works. Yeah.
[00:48:32] There's like a they team up with a illustrator. They should call it the crotch man considering
[00:48:37] how many times you see his dick. Yeah. Just on the moon dick out.
[00:48:46] Crouch is the crotch man. Oh god. Yeah. I mean, that's got to be feel pretty silly to be on the
[00:48:51] moon and your penis is out. Yeah. That guy's a douchebag. Yeah. Yeah. Just judging me. Yeah.
[00:48:59] Well, you're standing up there on the fucking moon. I guess Buzz Aldrin is saying the moon
[00:49:03] landing's fake now. No. After punching that guy? No. Yeah. That's what I heard. That happened?
[00:49:11] Yeah. Deathbed confession. Let me look it up. If that's true, that is such a bummer.
[00:49:17] Is it? It's like one of the coolest things people ever did.
[00:49:23] I think honestly, I'm more impressed by the movie Space Jam and how they were able to get
[00:49:28] that arm to stretch. Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan in the same room. Because
[00:49:34] Bugs Bunny is a cartoon. I don't know how they did that. Yeah. Most people don't. I mean,
[00:49:38] that is pretty impressive. Most people think Space Jam never happened, but it's like clearly
[00:49:42] there's footage of it. So yeah. And you could be like, Oh, Michael Jordan was acting towards like
[00:49:48] a piece of tape on the ground. Yeah. But he's paneling in there. He couldn't have done that.
[00:49:52] Obviously, Bob Jordan's not capable of. Yeah. Yeah. But if you watch it,
[00:49:57] Bugs Bunny is in the room. Wow. Snopes did Buzz Aldrin admit that he never went to the moon.
[00:50:02] And? Well, it's snow. So you can't believe that. Who the fuck is Snopes? Yeah. I don't know why
[00:50:08] we would even listen to them. Was Snopes that trial with the monkey? Snopes? Snopes?
[00:50:20] Wasn't that the same thing? I thought it was like, blade those are slower for blasions.
[00:50:24] Black Asians? Yeah. Snopes? Black and E's. Yeah. A couple of snopes. A couple of snopes up.
[00:50:31] Okay. Is that what it is? I thought it was that that was what the website was implying.
[00:50:36] What was that famous trial with them with a guy taught evolution in the school? Yeah. Yeah.
[00:50:42] Yeah. And that's the Snopes trial. Right. I just remember the play about it.
[00:50:48] There was like a movie too. Yeah. With like one of those guys. Some guys eating an apple.
[00:50:52] Right. They said boy, I didn't come for no monkey. I didn't come from no monkey.
[00:51:00] It's funny that AIDS came from a monkey too. Both people and AIDS. Uh huh. You think about
[00:51:06] that, Mr Anderson? Right. They gave the monkey give us life. I can't stand it. Take it thus away.
[00:51:13] It's the smell. I'm just smelling a black guy.
[00:51:17] I mean, they should have considered that. For the matrix? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:51:25] It's so funny now that in the last like the amount of like cultural shifts that have happened
[00:51:30] in the last like three and a half years, make the 1990s almost as bad as the 1950s. Oh yeah. Yeah.
[00:51:38] It's the segregation south. Yeah. Right. In 90s is, dude, I remember
[00:51:44] when I was 23, I had a friend that moved to Oakland after college. Yeah. And I was just
[00:51:50] misgendering all his friends because just because I didn't know what that was. Yeah. And now it's
[00:51:55] like now every single everyone's trans. Everyone is gay. I'm fucking gay. I'm trans too. It's like
[00:52:02] just the cool that that is the thing now. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. I mean, Bill Clinton signed the
[00:52:11] fucking defensive marriage act. Barack Obama when he first ran was against gay marriage. Yeah.
[00:52:17] Now you have to be gay. Yeah. It's the law. You can't, you can't not be gay. In fact,
[00:52:24] it's, it's we're going to get to a point where regular hardworking Joe's, you know,
[00:52:31] real guys, real guys out there every day, punching in, punching out home,
[00:52:37] home for the holidays. You know, I'm talking about true blue blooded. Real American real,
[00:52:43] hardworking boots, dungarees. Yeah. Driving a truck to and from,
[00:52:49] plays, plays, he's there before the sun rises thereafter it goes down and uses the correct bathroom.
[00:52:56] And that's a man who knows, you know, F two 50, you go to the store to buy your razors. You don't
[00:53:02] use a subscription service. No, what the fuck is that? You know, you need some lotion or something,
[00:53:07] you go down to the general store, you see Mike, Mike, his family's own that store
[00:53:14] for 3000 years. He's been there forever. This, yeah, before the name of America.
[00:53:21] This store has been there for 4,500 years. This where you go down, you get your ruby,
[00:53:26] a shanted ruby, you hold it up to the sun, you speak the death curse and summon a demon,
[00:53:32] take your trans son away from you. Right. She said that story about the, I don't even know
[00:53:36] where this is gone. She said that story about the, uh, there was like a, the
[00:53:40] kid that killed me, that like murdered his family and he's like, I did it because I'm trans.
[00:53:48] You can't do that. Shut up. Yeah, that guy rules.
[00:53:53] That's sort of like the guys that get accused of like raping girls when they were in art school
[00:54:01] and then they're like, I'm queer. Yeah. You know, or the Kevin's basic thing too. Yeah. But uh,
[00:54:07] yeah, that's, that's uh, you know, they were, and they accepted him for being trans too.
[00:54:15] Did they, did they, that the, his family that they killed? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They were cool with him.
[00:54:19] They were accepting of him. That's fucking, that's real funny. It is real funny.
[00:54:27] That's a bad excuse, honestly. I'm trying to get my ass huge. I don't know how to do it.
[00:54:34] Squats. I do do squats. Deadlifts? Yeah, I do that too. Oh, I'm getting bigger ass,
[00:54:40] can't get bigger. Even when I'm like really going to the gym, my ass doesn't get huge.
[00:54:44] Ben said he saw you at the gym. Yeah. I was in the New York sports club for a day.
[00:54:48] He just dropped in, said hi to the guys. Just dropped in, you know, just saying hi,
[00:54:52] trying to have the space. Yeah. You know, say what up. Yeah. That's where that Guido guy,
[00:54:57] that I know, sports club for sports, you know, and it's in New York too. That's the
[00:55:03] thing a lot of people don't know about it. I would love to just go sell memberships there
[00:55:07] without having a job. Just get the shirt, go up to people. Leg on the corner outside the
[00:55:13] store. Yeah. Sir, I talked to you for a second. I noticed you have breasts, like a woman.
[00:55:22] Any interest in changing that? I would love to be a guy that works at a gym.
[00:55:30] Yeah. Yeah. I feel like there's a whole sense of camaraderie.
[00:55:35] Every gym has like one personal trainer that's like not everyone else is like yoked and like
[00:55:42] looks great. And there's one that's like an old person. Yeah. That New York sports club has
[00:55:47] too. It has like an old Jewish woman that has like a black t-shirt that says trainer on it.
[00:55:52] It's like, why would you pay this woman money until you had to be strong? And what does she do?
[00:55:57] Like, she like pussy. She fucks you. She fucks you. Yeah.
[00:56:04] That Guido that taught me how to deadlift that one day, that guy was named Gianni or something.
[00:56:10] I saw him at the Johnny Rabi's. I saw him at the gym a couple weeks after that and he was in the locker
[00:56:15] room. And personal trainer Giovanni Rabi's. Yeah. And what are you doing? Just lift the weight
[00:56:20] up on your head. Just come on, man. Just come on, man. Just come on, man. Just wait on your head.
[00:56:29] Man, man. I'm fully convinced now that he is.
[00:56:47] Famed method actor Giovanni Rabi's he was waiting for his breakthrough. He was a personal trainer
[00:56:52] in New York sports club on the water. He's just doing a book show. Man, I'm just
[00:57:02] just having breakdowns constantly. Oh, God, my liver. That's what he says.
[00:57:09] Right. My liver. Oh, yeah. He's in shot. Yeah.
[00:57:17] But the battle sequences are cool. The bullets going through the water. Yeah.
[00:57:21] Yeah. When they're landing on the beach gives a shit. I don't know. The first time you see that
[00:57:25] movie, you're like, damn fucking war is hell, bro. Yeah. I mean, that shit's cool, I guess. But
[00:57:30] it's like the story is gay. They have to find that guy. It is a waste. It's a fucking waste.
[00:57:37] It seems dumb. It's a waste for all those people to die. Yeah. For Matt Damon to live.
[00:57:42] But it's like it's a waste in a way where it doesn't even like, I guess if that's supposed to be like
[00:57:47] an allegory for the futility of war at large or how stupid the whole thing is. It's like,
[00:57:54] we saved this one guy at what expense and how it was like kind of a waste of time to try and
[00:57:58] save the Jews because it's like they're not even worth it. What a waste. You know, what a waste.
[00:58:03] I mean, think about all the lives that were lost. Yeah. Trying to save that. Trying to save what?
[00:58:09] The Jews. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I've got to do a constant benefit. It seems like we could have
[00:58:13] gotten a better deal. Yeah, it wasn't very good. It seems like we could have gotten a better deal.
[00:58:16] You had the wrong people making the deal. It's a bad deal. I think that the worst part of that
[00:58:23] movie by far is the epilogue at the end, where it's the old man at the gravestone.
[00:58:33] Crying. But that's the beginning. Oh, it's the beginning. Yes. The prologue and that. Yeah.
[00:58:39] Yeah. Dad. That movie would have been completely fine without that. Yeah. Imagine calling your
[00:58:50] elderly father dad. Pretty old person, really. Yeah. Any old relative, you're supposed to look
[00:58:56] at them like they're already a corpse and you go, so how's it going? You know, and then they
[00:59:00] begin to answer and you just tune it out. Well, you know, while you're dead, you don't want to,
[00:59:04] I don't call him anything. You don't give him a name. I don't. Yeah. I mean, I just like, hey, I
[00:59:08] refer to him to one of your siblings as I don't know. I just doesn't come up.
[00:59:20] You know, I mean, I see him and I go, how's it going? Yeah. Yeah. And then that's, that's sort of it.
[00:59:27] Dad. Dad. Are you okay, dad? You're crying. Dad, you're gay. Dad, are you gay? Yeah. I mean,
[00:59:37] it would be much better if like, you don't be funny. You don't be really funny. Yeah. Is you take the
[00:59:42] beginning of saving private Ryan. Yeah. And then it's that scene where he goes up to the grave and
[00:59:47] then he's crying. Flashback. The entirety of call me by your name.
[00:59:50] There you go. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's it. So to any of the listeners,
[01:00:04] yeah, they're if you want to. Yeah. And that's fair use. You can put that in
[01:00:08] higher video on YouTube. Yeah. Put it on you because it's commentary.
[01:00:12] Tom, we sent you tell him we took a damn shit. I guess Spielberg liked that fucking tombstone
[01:00:19] ending because he did that in Schindler's list too. That all those Jews go to Oscar Schindler's grave
[01:00:25] where Oscar Schindler gets a machine gun and he gets revenge and it's called Schindler's
[01:00:29] pissed. That'd be cool. My dad got real pissed after we saw the pianist with Adrian Brody. I
[01:00:36] love that movie. He was like, it was like, there was no honor in just hiding. He's like the real
[01:00:42] heroes with the resistance fighters that took up arms in the streets and fought the Nazis and
[01:00:48] then he's like getting angry. Shut up. You weren't there. Yeah, you totally were not there. Yeah.
[01:00:59] Yeah. He was also pissed that that guy from the pianist stayed in Poland. He thought he should
[01:01:04] have left. Yeah. If he had any honor, that movie was great. Yeah. Polish people should be
[01:01:11] genocide. I feel like they're discussed because it's like, look, make a decision.
[01:01:14] Easter West motherfucker. They can't straddle. You cannot straddle. Yeah. Any type of Christian
[01:01:21] slob should be genocideed or Catholic slob. Yeah, Catholic slob. Right. It's a Catholic country.
[01:01:29] Poland. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. It is. Yeah. Yeah. They're disgusting people.
[01:01:37] Absolute garbage. All of their food is in tube shape. Yeah. Yeah. Probably because they're gay.
[01:01:43] Probably because they're gay. They just eat, you know, sausages, bananas, alcohol, tubes of alcohol
[01:01:52] coming over here, not changing their name enough. Yeah. All the German people are all like Smith
[01:01:58] or like Williams. Yeah. And then Polish people are like, yeah, I'm like a Prezbelechonski.
[01:02:04] Yeah. It's like fucking, no, not a single vowel anywhere. Yeah. Waste to ink. Yeah. Well, they did
[01:02:13] also not move here and become obnoxious about their identity. Although maybe in Chicago, they are.
[01:02:19] They're not like Italians or Irish where they're like, yeah, we're fucking Poles, dude. Yeah.
[01:02:25] We fucking love. I guess they, there wasn't really much to miss maybe.
[01:02:30] Yeah. The Poles get them out of here. genocide. Just a game we play.
[01:02:40] All I want to say is see guy. Yeah. Those, you ever see those skinheads guys in Green Point?
[01:02:47] Those like Polish guys? They're like white nationalist Polish guys like drunk Polish guys in Green Point?
[01:02:53] I don't know. And they just like sag around the street drunk, but they're like, they're actual,
[01:02:59] they're actual Nazis. Which is kind of cool, actually. Kind of like a more Euro style of
[01:03:06] your fascism. It is cool that they're Nazis. No, I'm just saying like, as opposed to, you know,
[01:03:11] our, you know, you know, fucking boring, you know, tiki torch, you know, version, that's,
[01:03:19] that's a European style. It's more punk rock, their combat boots involved, you know, shaved heads.
[01:03:30] Maybe some like tiki, tiki, vijiki, tiki, that guy made a Thor Ragger rock. Did he?
[01:03:40] No, his name's like Tyco white. What TT? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a memory.
[01:03:47] I remembered it. What is it? Okay. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Thank God.
[01:03:52] Playing trivial pursuit, right? And you're it's a white guy playing with a bunch of black guys.
[01:03:58] And then the final question to win the game, the black guy reads the guards of the white guy.
[01:04:03] And it's like a popular music group from the early 90s, NWA featured in the movie straight
[01:04:11] out of Compton this year. What does NWA stand?
[01:04:24] Anyways, I was playing trivial pursuit and that's happened, but it was with other white people.
[01:04:29] So I just said the N word, you know, which was great. You got a new trivial pursuit.
[01:04:35] Yeah, at the store. I feel like every time I've ever played it, it's like the 1973 version.
[01:04:42] You know, and it's funny because there's some of those questions in there that got one of them that
[01:04:46] was like Raquel Welsh wore this iconic outfit in the book.
[01:04:54] The fuck no, BC. Well, it's for a bikini, but it's like wiser Raquel Welsh question in trivial
[01:05:01] pursuit. Because then the next one's about like Bruno Mars. So they keep that shit in the they
[01:05:06] do 2018. Some of them they keep. Yeah. Good for them. Yeah. I love. Well, you guys, if you want,
[01:05:15] I got a Nintendo switch. If you want to play Uno with me on do you play trivial,
[01:05:19] trivial pursuit on switch? No, I got the actual board game. Oh, yeah. But if you listen to the show,
[01:05:25] you want to come to my apartment, play trivial pursuit. Feel free to stop by any time. We've been
[01:05:30] moving into Boggle Jr. Which is so fun. Did you know they have a Boggle Jr? No, for like dumber
[01:05:36] words. Yeah, but it's like you just play Boggle and suck at it. I don't know. Is it less squares?
[01:05:43] I don't know. I look like the same amount. I mean, but what the fuck is that? It's brighter.
[01:05:48] You got a straggle Jr, too. How's that word? I don't know. You're just bad at the game. It's just
[01:05:53] funny. Yeah. Yeah. Chesty. Really Boggles my mind. Yeah, that'll throw you for a little.
[01:06:02] Yeah. I was trying to. I still can't think of the one I said last night. I was free to draw. Yeah.
[01:06:12] Whatever. What else? Yeah, we've been playing a lot of Nintendo switch the come boys recently.
[01:06:18] You guys want to come on? Do you want to do Mario? Do you want to come over? I told Max I get
[01:06:27] to dinner with him. Do you tell Max? Yeah, I get to know where you guys going. I'm going to order
[01:06:34] something then. What are you thinking? I don't know. You want to hang out for dinner? Maybe.
[01:06:38] Yeah, I can do that. Let's wrap this up. We'll put a bow on it. Actually, I have to go home and
[01:06:42] upload this. You can do it on my computer game. You have to edit it. No, I don't know any of the
[01:06:47] logins. They're all saved. Right. Right. Right. All right. Later. Bye guys.