[00:00:00] Let's just get started. It's rock and roll. Let's fucking rock and roll. I like to issue an apology

[00:00:06] To everyone who I didn't realize how easy it was to find that movie death. Oh, yes

[00:00:11] I haven't looked for it in probably six seven years, so I didn't realize that everything's just online

[00:00:16] I guess they released it on DVD

[00:00:19] Subsequent to my looking for it. Mm-hmm subsequent means after right. Yes. Yeah, okay. Yes

[00:00:25] Oh my god, the sub makes me think under yeah, but it makes me think it's not a type of time

[00:00:31] Sandwiched under the gun. Yeah, but under you can't be like under you can if I was like this kid sub time

[00:00:38] Yeah, yeah, I ran Nick fuck sub

[00:00:42] Stavros levels so that means it was really faster than you fuck faster than I fuck okay

[00:00:48] That would be under thank you, but subsequent doesn't mean under the sequence means after but sub means

[00:00:54] Under so it means under after it means under after yep

[00:01:01] Anyway, yeah, I didn't realize so I guess I'll give the money to William Mendoza who put it put it on a drop box for me

[00:01:09] Oh, did he that's a good look anybody else that just linked to me to Google results

[00:01:15] Suck dick you know what look I didn't get here by taking it easy right? Yeah, you literally did I

[00:01:22] Would you literally did that?

[00:01:26] That will be goddamn didn't work at all I'm gonna if I don't clap back

[00:01:34] Shut out to Teresa Callaway deleted her fucking Twitter who's that?

[00:01:39] Teresa Callaway was that Hillary lady that tweeted oh that lady black Twitter a be having no bird

[00:01:45] By the way, we got our boy Jamelle Johnson first time the BBW boys are together

[00:01:53] We've never is this on this pod. Yeah interesting. It's always it's always been what I've not been here

[00:01:59] Yeah, the fat Riley reunion. That's right. Jamelle was me was LA me and Dana was obviously LA Adam

[00:02:05] Yeah, and we're here together about Dana. I'm sorry. I didn't that she's a woman. Yeah, but she is funnier than Adam

[00:02:13] Yeah, um all original bits to yeah a very original, you know

[00:02:19] So Adam's my man and I like that everybody hates him

[00:02:27] Honestly, we can say fuck Adam easily we all love him and he can suck our hard cocks. Yeah, but yeah me and Jamelle's in the fucking trap

[00:02:36] I was supposed to bring y'all some DVDs to man

[00:02:38] I was at the Salvation Army damn and they had they had the best of the source awards

[00:02:45] The cat ocholips the one where you know the fucking the mayor from whoville the fucking yes with the two curls

[00:02:52] Mm-hmm. I love the two curls. I bought that shit and then like lost them

[00:02:56] So whoever on the streets of breland the source award to something I didn't even consider

[00:03:00] I remember these came out and you're like damn. How could it ever look better than this?

[00:03:04] Yeah, you watch a DVD now, and it's like this dog shit. Yeah

[00:03:07] It's just on butter. Yeah, they put it through a fucking spaghetti trainer somebody send me a jackass on DVD

[00:03:14] It's like every jackass, but also the movies they did and please just watch

[00:03:22] Watch some jackass, please. Yep the whole thing calls $17. Yeah

[00:03:27] But yeah, no, it looks terrible also who the fuck is getting up and changing a disc suck my dick me

[00:03:34] No, I love the fuck experience. Yeah, that's right. No, I'm not trying to stand up

[00:03:40] I love these no fuck that they make me watch the whole movie when you can just thumb through you're like

[00:03:46] I don't watch this you back out. You don't commit anything. I love not come when I pop when I pop

[00:03:52] The Martian

[00:03:56] I know I'm strapped in to watch two hours of mad Damon

[00:04:00] Figure out math how to put up how to grow potato or some grow potato with math what happens at the end of the Martian

[00:04:06] I don't know. I actually I put the Martian in and then turned it off

[00:04:11] I'd be more into DVD menu music than the

[00:04:15] That I do miss in fact if Netflix had DVD menus as a thing you could they do

[00:04:21] They have that automatic preview now. It's annoying as shit. No, no, no

[00:04:24] I mean I want to click on your sale you want the blade runner menu

[00:04:28] Yeah, everything on Netflix. No, I mean I mean I want one of the options to be blade runner DVD menu

[00:04:35] I remember the DVD and I click on it my watch and I read if you waited like five ten minutes without doing anything

[00:04:42] There was like a secret option that would come up and you could enable the Hank menu hell. Yeah, where he was like twisted

[00:04:51] Fuck yeah, there was cheat codes

[00:04:53] I should delete it. Remember that shit people would also do like hidden tracks to you have to fast forward

[00:04:58] Yeah, and that's the only way would show up

[00:05:01] Uh-huh fuck all that actually. I just decided yeah, I remember I just remembered this story

[00:05:06] I tried to find that it was on encyclopedia dramatic at back in the day

[00:05:09] But it was about it a kid. There was like a freshman in college that got caught

[00:05:14] With child pornography because he had it on a CD that he turned into his teacher

[00:05:19] And it was his homework assignment and

[00:05:23] They had the email he'd sent to his teacher. We wrote a oh snap. I accidentally turned in my mixed music CD

[00:05:34] My CD of mixed music

[00:05:40] Dang so funny that's what snap me so snap. Oh snap. I turned in my child porn by

[00:05:46] I

[00:05:48] Damn dude imagine and you know what really sucks that guy hardest shit ready to beat off sits down at the computer

[00:05:54] Puts the CD in fucking graphs and times homework

[00:05:59] He's like but if I have my homework who has my child oh

[00:06:02] Oh snap and then he downloaded a fresh thing of child porn out cuz you're not gonna solve that problem with a fucking heart kick. Yeah, you're not getting locked up

[00:06:17] You know the exact that guy was panicked and he's like probably tell himself. He's like it's gonna be fine

[00:06:22] He's not gonna look at the CD. I emailed him immediately

[00:06:26] It's a long weekend. He's probably 90 feet

[00:06:36] Nothing

[00:06:38] Stop freaking yourself out sandals it stop doing it my therapist has told me about this

[00:06:45] I always am always too worried. I always assume your worst thing is gonna happen

[00:06:49] The only dickhead who turned his homework in on CD. That's right

[00:06:52] Everyone else just put it printed it out

[00:06:57] He printed a print out child porn

[00:07:08] At least try to be smart about it was baby pictures from my mom

[00:07:12] Yeah, of me of my mom sucking my day by the way my uncle fucking my ass my family's from Greece

[00:07:27] Also to be like just say it wasn't you or your roommate

[00:07:32] Like what the fuck I saw my my yeah, my CD with my homework here

[00:07:36] I don't know what the fuck I gave you I think I'm gonna pick something up off my roommate's desk

[00:07:39] Yeah, exactly the police kicked on the door and they we card off your roommate with cerebral palsy. You can't speak

[00:07:46] The perfect

[00:07:50] You reprogram all his little fucking your honor

[00:07:54] Cerebral palsy child pornography CP CP case club

[00:08:00] Just a giant chart that says CP

[00:08:02] Yeah

[00:08:07] Is good

[00:08:09] Yeah, anyways Teresa Callaway deleted her account which this woman didn't even have any followers, but like somebody's screen

[00:08:15] Dude, it was the funniest shit. Yeah, so somebody's talking about Bernie or whatever some like Hillary supporter

[00:08:21] But it's like a middle-aged white lady and she goes

[00:08:24] Who works like an acupuncture clinic?

[00:08:26] And she's like this debate has already been played out black Twitter ain't having no burning

[00:08:36] Black Twitter ain't having no Bernie

[00:08:41] Responding something and then she goes no, I'm not black Twitter, but I follow black Twitter

[00:08:45] So that way I know that they ain't having to be having no burning

[00:08:48] Who chow I'll tell you some black Twitter ain't having no burning her profile was out here for poetry

[00:09:00] That's real by the way. That's not a bit. We look. Yeah, it's out here for poetry Pollard

[00:09:06] I'll cheer for a bunch of gay shit. Yeah politics poetry. Yeah, and then Trump is cancer

[00:09:12] God is a black woman fight. Yeah, God is a black woman was in there

[00:09:15] Yeah, but I did a deep dive on all of her tweets and she would get I started getting an argument with this other like some black girl tweeted

[00:09:22] Something about white people and then some like libertarian white girl was like, you know

[00:09:27] You're doing racism against me and then this like Teresa was like I'll speak

[00:09:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, allow me to offer you a perspective like she's like I'm constantly having to challenge my own

[00:09:40] She knows she says I do my ever-loving best to clap back at my internalized

[00:09:47] She says she's like oh

[00:09:49] She's like I've noticed that if I'm in the grocery store and there's a black woman in my way

[00:09:53] I get more angry with them and she's like describing like

[00:09:58] This is like beyond like whatever type of whatever she thinks internal racism

[00:10:04] You know, it's not like yeah, you know, whenever those whenever a black

[00:10:09] Football team comes and tries to sell me candy bars. I slap it out of their hands

[00:10:13] And I say this is illegal. Do you have a permit to be selling them? Yeah, and that's just my own

[00:10:18] special brand of internal yeah, it's like describing herself to be somebody that's legitimately

[00:10:24] Extra race. Yeah, yeah getting mad at a black

[00:10:29] Story is awesome. Yeah

[00:10:31] No, she's never seen Russia over to yeah

[00:10:40] You you

[00:10:43] Pointer share to you. You understand was coming out. Yeah, of course. Yeah, no. Yes. Yes. I understand

[00:10:50] No, like detective you or something like that anyway, there's

[00:10:54] plenty of fun

[00:10:56] One guy's Chinese one guy's black as hell

[00:10:59] This is stuff going on in the in that franchise. Do you guys ever see three? I never saw Russia

[00:11:04] Three, it's no point dark. They should have just released to again

[00:11:07] And it wasn't even yowming that was crazy that Chris talk some other like tall as Chinese on Jeffrey Epstein's plane

[00:11:14] That's still gets yeah, that is really funny real. Yeah, I've all the people so people go on Jeffrey Epstein's plane

[00:11:20] Famous for as being a plane to have sex with children

[00:11:23] And then it's child fuck this is child sex plane. It's a bill Clinton Hillary Clinton makes sense

[00:11:30] Alan Dershowitz makes sense Donald Trump makes sense. You know Brian Singer Kevin space

[00:11:35] You all these like famous pedophiles, you know, David Gefen's on there. Mm-hmm. I don't really remember who's on the manifest

[00:11:41] But Chris Tucker too

[00:11:45] His character from

[00:11:47] Damn

[00:11:49] Bush penis

[00:11:53] Oh

[00:11:59] Who else was on that little Bob Barker microphone. Yeah, we got going on in this room. They haven't checked with kids

[00:12:11] Who else is there any other surprises on the plane that you can think of off the top

[00:12:15] Oh anybody that would anyone below like if Tom Hanks were on the child's explain

[00:12:21] I would not be so fun. I would not be surprised if Tom you think Tom Hanks fucks kids. Are the guys in a lot of movies?

[00:12:26] Oh, you think he doesn't want to but he's like fuck I don't fucking kid soon. They're gonna

[00:12:32] I don't think I'm saying it's a sustained success

[00:12:35] The only way people continue to be successful is if there's like some sort of organization keeping people

[00:12:41] Successful and it relies on like mutual compromise through blackmail

[00:12:49] The Illuminati basically yeah

[00:12:51] Yeah, so like they force you to fuck a kid the first time they convince you that like okay

[00:12:55] So you think bachelor party Tom Hanks had to fuck a kid

[00:12:58] They're like it gives you some like you get off in the game or whatever

[00:13:01] You got it and then they do it and then they don't feel anything

[00:13:04] They're like of course nobody actually wants to fuck the kids except for Bill and Hillary Clinton

[00:13:09] Who are the masterminds behind all this

[00:13:15] Obviously the entirety of the kid fucking is happening in

[00:13:20] Tony and you know John Podesta's basement with the Clintons and Barack Obama

[00:13:26] Chris was there Chris is there with the big boys

[00:13:28] Yeah, you just a lot of fun Chris we love having you around

[00:13:38] To understand the words

[00:13:52] Do me a favor and help me stuff this baby wholesale into Hillary's pussy over here

[00:13:59] That's it deeper deeper into my pussy

[00:14:02] And seen Pokemon go down on

[00:14:11] Okay, and then I can play Pokemon

[00:14:18] Yeah, I don't know so you think everyone fucks kids

[00:14:23] Because he's the thing bill was fucking all those busted

[00:14:26] Those busted like secretaries and shit in if you fuck the Arkansas's days if you fuck ugly chicks, you don't fuck kids

[00:14:33] That's what I'm saying, right? Yeah, mm-hmm

[00:14:36] But I guess what do you think he just I don't know because he did you did fuck some kids

[00:14:41] I mean I guess with the theory would be that on the plane. They're fucking like 16 year old

[00:14:45] Okay, okay, which Jeffrey Epstein had 16 year old right like that's confirmed. That's confirmed. That's like yeah

[00:14:52] He had a plane that I think the prostitutes went on nice. Yeah

[00:14:58] Damn, I never understand why I think is why 16

[00:15:02] Hmm, why not just 18 right you're close enough

[00:15:06] As you can send

[00:15:08] So yeah, it is 18 basically 16 is the is the is the naughty yeah, but that's

[00:15:16] That's all your cheat day

[00:15:18] Yeah, I mean it's like the highest trim package

[00:15:20] Mm-hmm, you know

[00:15:23] Like why not 18 it's like all right. Well, why not fucking 29? Yeah

[00:15:34] You're not gonna go all out

[00:15:36] Fuck you Adam

[00:15:39] It's $200 less

[00:15:41] Yeah, it's almost a child

[00:15:48] Yeah

[00:15:50] Petter file Adam just like trying to fucking he's trying to like upsell you to a 22 year old with pigtails

[00:15:56] It's like and now hold on a second now at some oil tycoons like Adam

[00:16:00] I didn't come on this plane to fuck 22 year old wanna come on the plane to fuck 22 year olds

[00:16:05] I was told to be a 12 year old here

[00:16:07] Well, you know the well is 12 the stock changes, you know, it's it says on the website

[00:16:14] Not necessarily guaranteeing who you see

[00:16:17] Now it is non-refundable

[00:16:21] Petify Adam is that a different action figure yeah in the come town series

[00:16:25] We should get action figures. Yeah

[00:16:28] Little pop dolls some guy makes action. Yeah, he he's saying he's making one of me and you

[00:16:34] Yeah, shut down to that guy. Oh, I guess we already have action figures and never mind. Yeah

[00:16:40] By sell already done whoops for saying that yeah

[00:16:44] You stole that guy's bit I did I stole like I would like mass-produced action figures though. Yeah from China

[00:16:50] Yeah, some some child being whipped his hands bleeding making like little like stavros action

[00:16:57] He's no idea what it is. Keeps fucking up the missing tooth. Yeah, he's putting all the teeth in

[00:17:05] It's like

[00:17:06] 25 years later. He's a grown man

[00:17:09] He's like in like combat fatigues or whatever and he's like fucking

[00:17:13] Just like the the Statue of Liberty's burning in the background the Empire State buildings like

[00:17:19] Top, oh, yes. Yes. Yes, and then you know he's like going through the city and he's like boo. Yeah, yeah

[00:17:24] And it's like squad leader is like, you know, they're moving they're making further moves into one head

[00:17:29] And yeah, and the man hadn't and then he goes into like an office or whatever

[00:17:33] And they're like going through filing cabinets looking for like supplies or whatever

[00:17:37] And then he discovers like a picture of their serious

[00:17:42] Like a picture of like you and I don't know fucking Ron Bennington. He just says flashbacks to the factory

[00:17:50] Those action figures

[00:17:52] And then it goes from Chinese to English because obviously the Chinese they come here to learn English

[00:17:57] Of course, that's what the war is is that we refuse to teach. They give them any duo lingo software

[00:18:04] You must do a ringo

[00:18:06] We are tired of speaking Chinese

[00:18:14] The movie

[00:18:19] And damey and louis souples

[00:18:21] The captain of the chinese platoon invading New York City

[00:18:28] Private ding dang

[00:18:31] Come on move on up to the front. What is it? Nothing is

[00:18:34] It's something from a wrong time

[00:18:41] It's somebody you know is somebody I used to be

[00:18:47] I'm in dude. Yeah, little nine-year-old painting the deed of stripes and the brothers did Chinese band Chinese band of brothers

[00:18:54] Chinese David Shremer. Yep

[00:18:57] Maybe a dog company or

[00:18:59] Or or folks company but not easy company

[00:19:07] Fuck David how silver

[00:19:10] That's that's Chinese David Shremer

[00:19:13] How silver hi, hosilver is as high as silver all the time. Okay in band of brothers never seen it

[00:19:20] What yeah, oh man. Yeah, never seen it. That's up there with the sopranos, man. Really?

[00:19:25] Very good. This is the best mini series. It's ever been

[00:19:29] Yeah, I just I just started watching a showtime mini series

[00:19:34] with binesio del Toro

[00:19:36] paldano and

[00:19:39] Patricia arquette

[00:19:40] It's about these guys to break out of prison

[00:19:43] And it's pretty fucking good and Patricia arquette gets fat in it like to play like a homely ass

[00:19:48] Like prison guards

[00:19:50] R word. Yeah, just dropping and bombs. I guess or or let me put you to hard R. Yeah

[00:20:06] It's so hard to keep hard R and R word

[00:20:09] You know straight in my mind, you know, it's a cool bar. I want to open cool like e6 austin bar

[00:20:15] Hard R R word

[00:20:17] hard

[00:20:18] R R words. Yeah, it's like an L. Yeah hard R down

[00:20:22] But then with that like X thing. Yeah, then like whatever that thing is with the two like the the

[00:20:28] the like

[00:20:30] Uh, I don't know what you mean. Did you put it over characters? It's like a little triangle

[00:20:34] Yeah, no, it's like the like the arrows

[00:20:37] But they're drawn in a way where it looks like a like a primitive like boys camp from the early like 1910s

[00:20:43] That like style like a GP type thing graphic design. I forget what they're

[00:20:47] I don't know not like hieroglyphics, but like like that Greek. It's kind of like no no no. It's not Greek now

[00:20:54] Yeah, it's like air like a like a

[00:20:57] boating club or whatever. I don't know you'd recognize it immediately if you saw it, but

[00:21:03] But yeah, you could do that for hard R's and R words

[00:21:09] But yeah, put your shark head

[00:21:11] She's looking good thick too. I'm a big particular. I can't fan do I mean come on and it's like thick any celeb

[00:21:17] She's getting yeah, why don't more celebs get fat one more?

[00:21:20] Look male celebs do it. I want to see fat versions of who is the joint male celebs

[00:21:25] I want to see chub. I want to see plus i Sandra Bullock the young and from fucking uh party of five

[00:21:32] Is that what i'm thinking of or who she got on like criminal minds and got fat? She's thicked up. I remember this

[00:21:38] Hold on. I gotta look it up now. Yeah, dude. I gotta say put your shark there's a sex scene where her ass is kind of out

[00:21:44] She's kind of jiggling and i'm like, yes. Hell. Yes. Let me get in on this

[00:21:49] She's looking good and it must have been cool to be your husband or I guess he's married

[00:21:53] I would assume and been like nice. I just get the fuck the fat version of my wife for like eight months

[00:21:59] Yeah, that's completely different being high. It's completely different pussy too. Totally. You put the 20 pounds on the pressure

[00:22:06] The tour

[00:22:11] 100% bro

[00:22:12] 100%

[00:22:19] Yeah, dude more celebs should be getting fat

[00:22:21] You're pushing yourself a different speaking off. Yeah, yeah, absolutely completely different 40 time

[00:22:26] totally

[00:22:27] That the barrier of entry is harsher

[00:22:31] But once you're in there

[00:22:33] Was it nice? Yeah, what the fuck i'm talking about but it's like cutesy like wes Anderson kind of like

[00:22:39] moonrise kingdom bullshit like like

[00:22:43] The the font of like a camp. Yeah, like the font. I got you a sleepover. Well, like they made the letters out of sticks. Yes. Yeah

[00:22:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that kind of shit, but I don't I don't know I'm not exactly seeing it in my mind's eye

[00:22:58] But let's see what other fat's a lot you know, did you ever jerk off to Carmella bing

[00:23:03] Back in the day. You know she got fat. Oh, dude. Yeah, I do know there's some good

[00:23:10] That's pretty good. I'm in I liked it

[00:23:14] Charcot Jennifer love you it Jennifer little view it got

[00:23:17] Ficked up on criminal minds, bro

[00:23:20] legit, it's legit. Oh, that's

[00:23:22] The dream woman because she had those big ass because the t the titties are the key

[00:23:26] Yeah, if they got big ass titties to begin with that's what those are

[00:23:30] What's gonna be because she's got fake titties. So it's like

[00:23:34] This is tight, but yes, I know right right. Yeah, but even they

[00:23:40] Oh, you know a rising tide lifts all boats

[00:23:43] You know what I mean? That's big facts

[00:23:44] These so

[00:23:45] More fat lifts up the fake titties as well and you know, yeah gives them a thicker base folks

[00:23:51] Yeah, just do you have a favorite google thick Jennifer love you dude. That's a great one

[00:23:56] That one's on I see it Jennifer love you

[00:23:58] I love thick your ish

[00:24:00] But who'd say first patris shark patris shark patris shark ain't got

[00:24:04] very like fat for the role of this security guard

[00:24:08] Um, but the thing is she doesn't look they make her look ugly like from western New York

[00:24:13] But think about patris sharkette with that body and all her money, right?

[00:24:17] And now you're busting nuts. Although to be fair. I would even fuck fucked up

[00:24:22] Security guard version of her because that's like her husband is this fucking Jamie Kennedy who is she fucking oh shit

[00:24:27] If she's married to jamey kennedy. Oh no, I'll be so mad dude

[00:24:31] He was at the stand one time and I thought he was just a fan of erin bergs

[00:24:37] I didn't realize it was jamey kennedy

[00:24:40] I thought it was a guy that was just like

[00:24:43] Yeah, man. You're a genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:24:47] Always confused patris shark hat with uh juliet juliet lewis juliet. Yeah, I know who you talking about juliet

[00:24:55] When she like take fear. Yes. Yes. Oh, no, dude. You can't

[00:25:01] One's blonde and one's brunette. Yeah, but I thought they both was everybody change. They fucking yeah, I got you

[00:25:07] I'm all in on patris shark hat man

[00:25:10] I just I talked about some last research for jamey kennedy this hockey player comes up

[00:25:16] This guy just a cross-eyed weird ass looking hockey player

[00:25:19] He looks like he looks like that guy from mel bro all the mel brooks movies the cross-eyed guy. What's the book like guys name?

[00:25:24] You know, I think I know you know what I'm talking about he looks like him, but like uh, but like athletic dc comic book villain. Yeah

[00:25:33] Um, yeah, but

[00:25:36] Fuck man. So mel what's up bro? How are the holidays? You know, you know he gets sucked off in woodbridge hell no no

[00:25:44] I guess fuck ronnie dangerfield no respect woodbridge v a no

[00:25:51] Unbelievable

[00:25:53] getting don't

[00:25:55] Because I went to uh northern virginia community college. You know, I look at me like yeah, like my balls don't need to get

[00:26:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little moisture service

[00:26:06] Wet my boys up. What did I ever do? What did I do to throw my nuts to the misting tent real quick?

[00:26:11] I gotta get fucked. I gotta get back to LA man. Yeah, dude. I got a reset. Yeah, I feel you hit the we spa

[00:26:18] Throw a row bone man. You go to a spa over there. Nah, but I'm about to yeah, I'm going spa mode when I get back

[00:26:24] Is there a good ass bar? I'm about to tell us bars career town. It's all spas

[00:26:28] You can get the barbecue and hit the spa

[00:26:32] Within a half mile my damn boy

[00:26:35] It's all there just got stiffer than a

[00:26:38] Regulation diving board. God damn

[00:26:40] Fuck dude. That sounds awesome bro. Hell yeah, imagine you get it go to a spa

[00:26:45] You get jerked off. It's he's with fucking jennifer love you it. Oh, jami kennies with jennifer love. That's what I said

[00:26:52] That's the experiment. I thought patrisa our cat was with jennifer love you. No, jami kennedy love no

[00:26:58] Whoa, that's crazy. They're still together who jami kennedy. Yeah, I don't know this is from 2013

[00:27:04] So probably not but still different celebrities don't stay together salute to him honestly. Can I bet on that?

[00:27:11] Yeah, you can yeah, so not pants, but yeah

[00:27:16] Fuck y'all

[00:27:19] Damn dude, shout out to jami kennedy

[00:27:22] Finessing flipping a wb prank show into getting not getting sucked off by jennifer love Hewitt

[00:27:28] He went from being the only white guy on the wb

[00:27:30] Good for him. Yeah, he was he was the leading edge of wb gentrification the CW

[00:27:36] That was him. That was a sad fucking time

[00:27:38] It really was dude because the wb was awesome. It was they had good ass shows. Let me say this. I hit the rabbit

[00:27:46] Oh, I love the happily happily ever. Yeah, it was like fake married with children

[00:27:51] Yeah, nay. Oh did I beat off the nicky cocks back then?

[00:27:54] That's big talk beat off. Yeah, she was exact my sixth grade biology teacher was this

[00:27:59] Uh, she was really nice. She was and she's had faith this woman out probably like once a week

[00:28:05] But nicky cocks looked exact like nicky cocks like I was like a hollywood version of her

[00:28:10] So nicky cocks nailed it all for me. That's pretty good. Yeah, so I beat off to her a ton

[00:28:15] Shout out to this Warner. Thank you if you're listening out there

[00:28:19] She's pretty good. I fuck with the mom from grounded for life a lot. Oh, yes

[00:28:25] Talk about thickums. Yeah, Megan price. She got

[00:28:27] Shit, yeah, grounded for life on wb. No, that was fun. That was fun

[00:28:31] But it should have been on w it could have been yeah, that was a great show

[00:28:34] That was a really good show and great actors on it

[00:28:36] I still I watch it now because it be I got a fucking digital antenna. Oh, yeah

[00:28:41] It's a channel of just like all the B level 90 sitcoms. I love it

[00:28:45] I'll be fucking running that okay spin city spin city. Yep, whenever I'm like

[00:28:50] Who were the two women in that it switched up halfway through? Oh, yeah, they're loklear

[00:28:54] It was a it was a straight it was the other loklear and

[00:28:59] The fucking walk who they replace her with what's her fucking face from fucking Nashville

[00:29:04] Well, I don't remember just looking at this. I would just I would just you're just

[00:29:09] Yeah, reviewing the files because it's a fun spin city. It's an Alabama quarterback

[00:29:13] situation

[00:29:14] Toa and the other yes. Yes

[00:29:17] Yeah, that was some good stuff. There's some good stuff to beat off to when we were children

[00:29:22] making price. I remember

[00:29:23] Just I love jacking off when I was a little kid dude. It was the best

[00:29:28] There's no pure

[00:29:30] Thing will ever experience and busting a nut

[00:29:33] With the first when you're 13 first grade kindergarten. Yeah, yeah, yep

[00:29:38] Especially when yeah kindergarten. We don't really know how to do it yourself

[00:29:41] So like a fun a nice man from the neighborhood kind of walks you through it shows them on itself

[00:29:46] three years old

[00:29:48] Taking a little plane trip

[00:29:59] His wife

[00:30:01] Sometime baby sunglasses get his tics off

[00:30:22] Hell yeah, dude

[00:30:24] God damn it was Connie Britain piece to Connie Britain that's right. She was pretty tough

[00:30:31] And then they they just like made her a bitch. That's how they wrote her off the show. Yep. She just became a huge bitch dumb bitch right now

[00:30:39] See ya

[00:30:41] See ya

[00:30:42] Get lost

[00:30:44] Ah fuck

[00:30:46] Yeah

[00:30:47] I can't wait to go to LA get a little sunshine on my nuts. I'm going to Los Angeles

[00:30:51] I got I'm at the lodge room on February 2nd

[00:30:55] Los Angles and I'll be there. I'm gonna go out there for about a week

[00:30:59] Take elder sound a little trippy do

[00:31:03] Got my boy George flying in from he's living in Portland right now

[00:31:07] So it'll be fun fun little week George move the Portland

[00:31:11] He's yeah, he's he was doing some like tech work and like Seattle in Portland

[00:31:14] And he just like he's gonna live there for a year. I think or so

[00:31:17] So he's you know, he's my boys are spreading their wings, you know, so

[00:31:22] Yeah, we're gonna go to Korean barbecue good Korean spa. It's like American

[00:31:26] I've been had Korean barbecue and it's been a I haven't had since Thanksgiving six weeks

[00:31:32] About time to

[00:31:38] The vibes be right in there man. Absolutely. That K-pop shit. It's a great time

[00:31:42] It's better than I like I like what cooking my own meat motherfucker. I like the K-pop

[00:31:48] No, I like when they come over and do it for you

[00:31:50] I want to watch it cook though. I do like when they cut it up for me, but I want to watch the shit sizzle

[00:31:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I mean they you talk you and they come over and they fuck with it. Yeah, turn it around shit

[00:32:01] I don't want to touch it at all. I'll touch it a little bit just here and there. No, that's little light maintenance for peasants

[00:32:06] No, no, no, that's for these that's okay

[00:32:09] You know how you get a kick out of working on cars and shit like that. I get a kick out of pretending I'm

[00:32:15] a member of the imperial Japanese army

[00:32:19] You forced the Koreans to cook for you

[00:32:22] If the waitress pleases you take her as your concubine I fuck you in a mouth and ass

[00:32:28] You fuck you in the mouth and I fuck you in the mouth and ass

[00:32:32] I just have Korean concubines

[00:32:34] And I'm just shitting and pissing into their mouths as part of my Japanese sexual lifestyle

[00:32:46] Subjecting in my in my superior Japanese urine

[00:32:55] It's describing this to the fucking waiter. Yeah, I'm like, uh, wagyu beef

[00:33:00] Yeah, hold on. I'm not done with the fantasy. That's part of a dining experience

[00:33:09] Oh fuck

[00:33:10] Yeah, they really switched up on them though because Japanese they were like yeah, we're the best and then kpop took over

[00:33:16] And now everyone wants to be fucking Korean and shit. Yeah, they'd be fucking rapping and shit now. Yep

[00:33:23] It's funny going to Japan to see how like the Japanese just fucking lost it

[00:33:28] You know they had a moment they they blew it they blew it

[00:33:31] They peaked at the rape of named king

[00:33:34] And ever since then it's been all downhill. Yeah, no, there's like all this Korean shit all over this top bitch stop licking the couch

[00:33:41] This fucking this fucking dog. We got Adam's dog still. Yeah, don't let the dog look the camera

[00:33:45] We might have to run a train on Adam's dog, dude. Yeah, you think we should fuck icy. It's the only way you can break them

[00:33:52] Sometimes

[00:33:54] What do you think you think she would eat?

[00:33:55] How would a dog feel getting fucked by a human pretty good?

[00:33:59] Like it. Yeah, don't let the dog look the couch. I don't want to fuck you. I mean just kick her off the couch

[00:34:04] Isis. You got to go bitch

[00:34:06] Go fucking over there motherfucker. This dog is too chill. Yeah

[00:34:11] She's cute though

[00:34:14] ah fuck so

[00:34:16] You know the we were talking wood bridge earlier. Let's get let's get back into it, man

[00:34:20] You know I'm saying you're gonna talk about you ever would go to Brittany's Nick

[00:34:23] I don't know if I ever did Brittany's. Yeah, that wasn't missing much. There was a couple of yeah

[00:34:28] I'm really like those rooms that would be around that I just never went to that I would hear about all the time

[00:34:34] I never did Kazi's never did Kazi's either. Yeah, this is that that was like a big thing of Mike diesel wanted to bring you to Kazi's

[00:34:40] Yeah, hit the road. Yeah, you fucking blame you made it. Yeah, where was Kazi's in like a new port news? Yeah

[00:34:48] Yeah, what were the cheeks like in your adolescence in um in hood bridge wood bridge? Yeah

[00:34:58] Subpar subpar subpar subpar at best. I mean I had some magic moments

[00:35:06] Losing your virginity on my space. Oh, is that how you finesse it clutch. Did you do that? Yeah, that's what you sound to bulletin

[00:35:13] Hey, I'm pretty hard right now. Honestly, I was finessing my space like it was the tender interesting back in the day

[00:35:24] Yes, you could search people in your area by distance. Oh

[00:35:29] Really? So I had to join I had a joint from another high school smart. Yeah, you literally you literally had a girlfriend from

[00:35:37] Another school. You don't know where she is. Yeah

[00:35:39] But I wasn't saying that shit. I was just getting head because I was living a I was like Kaiser so say man

[00:35:46] I was just living this like dumbass eating it. Yeah. Yeah, but like, you know, niggas would think I was smart

[00:35:52] Right. Just because I wouldn't talk. Yes, like all the time

[00:35:56] Yeah, so I was just cruising. Yeah, so like yeah, I didn't want anybody to know I was fucking nice

[00:36:01] Social you kept it closer to chest. I kept it closer to chest because I was like, all right, you know, I'm living good

[00:36:07] Yeah, as little dick german. Sure. I'm saying little do these motherfuckers. No. Yeah, my dick normal size

[00:36:15] Get sucked off in a court where where did you fuck this woman? I'm okay first hit it in the 96 accord

[00:36:22] That's where you are you're Virginia 96? Honestly, no, I

[00:36:25] I like I was round in third and got held up. Okay. This is in the court. Yeah, it wasn't really

[00:36:37] The car rolled over there. Yeah

[00:36:40] And so had to go to her crib like a few days later. Nice and I see it. So this is like the rival school

[00:36:46] In our district. Uh-oh and I see in the dude the running back

[00:36:49] Uh-oh and would you play I play fucking like defensive lines my man meets good nose? Oh shit. I was going

[00:36:57] Yeah

[00:36:59] The best the easiest the pussy of

[00:37:02] Of the offensive line. Yeah, yeah

[00:37:07] I see the running back from this other school leaving. I'm like, oh man. I am fucking

[00:37:12] The one on his high school premiere horse

[00:37:20] The starting running yeah

[00:37:29] I was really in there good for you, man. Thanks buddy. Jimel was using my space like tender. Did you know you? Yeah, Nick with

[00:37:37] Sorry the dog is with the fuck get the fuck out of there

[00:37:40] Come on man and I'm back there ice. I see get the fuck out of there

[00:37:44] I think this dog is on lean. I think Adam didn't see the land. Yeah

[00:37:48] Adam just fucking put it in the time to defer health issues. Yeah

[00:37:53] Um, that's beautiful man

[00:37:56] Yeah, I got head in a

[00:37:58] in a

[00:38:00] The most caught road head I got was in a station wagon and nissan station wagon the swag in oh, that's pretty good

[00:38:07] as we called it and uh

[00:38:09] My mom is still driving that car like still in the family and I just tear up every time I go home

[00:38:14] And think about she's been driving it to the market. She's just sitting in the same seat

[00:38:19] That was getting slapped off on the back street. You're a sweaty butthole

[00:38:23] All over the damn upholstery poor vanisha has no idea stop

[00:38:27] Is this chill you motherfucker?

[00:38:31] Sit bro

[00:38:32] I'm just confused. I think it's because I maybe it's because I smell like his apartment. Oh true

[00:38:37] No, I think she's just a bad dog

[00:38:42] I think she's a bad dog and she knows she's being a fucking bad dog

[00:38:45] Yeah, you know dogs can tell when it's content time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you want to come fuck

[00:38:51] She does come through in the podcast. Yeah, I'll put I'll put a bag over your head

[00:38:56] I put a nice little

[00:39:00] A little zip tie around your neck

[00:39:02] We're good 10 15 minutes. So you stop moving

[00:39:11] Go to dog pussy calm

[00:39:13] The finest place for sweet-ass dog pussy

[00:39:25] I'll tell you I didn't use the fuck dogs

[00:39:27] I'm Lewis Gomez. Put me on. No, it's good doggy

[00:39:32] You ever try to watch me when I'm done vaping and wearing fight club t-shirts

[00:39:39] There's nothing I enjoy more than having sex with the dog

[00:39:45] From sweet pup pussy

[00:39:47] Dot are you or

[00:39:50] No, it's great. It's a startup you pay $30 a month and they send you a dog the fuck

[00:39:55] I

[00:39:57] Technically you will have a doctor the dog. Yeah, just just a way to trick horny dumbasses into adopting dogs

[00:40:04] Our spirits like but what she means cat. That's the stupidest name for a business. Yeah, it was just like dude. You're fucking up the read again

[00:40:12] This is the stupidest name

[00:40:14] Why would you name it that?

[00:40:17] Oh fuck, dude

[00:40:19] Damn you year. You you got any fucking you got any goals for the for the new

[00:40:26] 2019 no no I refuse no goals. I'm never getting on TV. I don't want to be on TV. Yeah, fuck it

[00:40:33] Yeah, you know you kind of age out of aspirations, right? I'm done with it and I like I really like wearing logos too young

[00:40:41] That's really why I don't want to be on the show. I only feel comfortable with like six or seven logos. I get that

[00:40:46] Mm-hmm. No, that makes sense now you were your pre GML didn't think blue chew was real dude. Yeah, really

[00:40:55] That shit was real or not. We're really out here on dick pills man, bro. Do they work? Yeah, they're great

[00:41:00] Yeah, have you ever you've never at least as a man of size yourself?

[00:41:03] Sure. Have you ever has your unhealthiness ever interfered with the the hardness of your prick? No, no, dude

[00:41:11] Really? No, cuz I don't drink cool. They didn't end up bullshit. That's all you don't drink. Well, you're this fat is all

[00:41:16] It's all organic. Yeah, you're just eating too many beans. Yeah real good bacon

[00:41:21] That actually is true process sugar you get animal fats you get a lot of animal fats does help your tea levels

[00:41:27] Yeah

[00:41:29] Shit my dish like bacon spake is good for you. I should be eating more b

[00:41:39] Oh fuck. I watched this documentary

[00:41:41] Last night on I gotta get on the teague syndrome. Uh-huh. Also known as myelitis

[00:41:47] Encephalae is something fucking sound stupid. It's one of these fake diseases that only women get

[00:41:54] Like ovarian cancer no like fibromyalgia or fucking

[00:42:00] Thyroid

[00:42:00] Would not fibromyalgia

[00:42:02] They're diseases. That's real disease that have no like

[00:42:07] biological

[00:42:08] Markers basically. Mm-hmm. So there's no physical symptoms. It's just like my body hurts and I'm tired

[00:42:15] And then they like keep going to the doctor into the doctors like yeah, you have a encephala gylus

[00:42:20] Myelod John Legilla Vodius

[00:42:25] I knew I was chronically ill and I should be in bed every day and now like

[00:42:31] It's for some whatever reason

[00:42:33] All of these people who have this disease happen to live lives. We're not going to work as an option right right right right right right

[00:42:40] Right right right we're staying in bed all day fucking long as a viable option. Yeah granted

[00:42:46] It's it's a huge burden on the people around them. They love them, but it's still a fucking option right and uh, yeah

[00:42:52] No, I watched this documentary last night now. I could be wrong. Yeah, you probably are in two years

[00:42:57] we could find out that there is there is some kind of of evidence that these diseases exist, but I

[00:43:07] Will still call them fake

[00:43:10] Because I don't like any of the people that have these

[00:43:14] What did they do to you man?

[00:43:16] Nothing are you mad they figured out an even bigger grift than podcasting

[00:43:21] Yeah

[00:43:24] Anyways, now the documentary is so funny. It's just mostly like it's this woman interviewing other women that are just in bed through skype

[00:43:35] She's like on her iPhone

[00:43:39] You know if we can only do like 30 seconds or whatever that's fine

[00:43:43] Like how does this disease like make you feel like

[00:43:57] With chronic fatigue syndrome chronic fatigue syndrome, yeah, they're just always tired

[00:44:01] Yeah, and then yeah, they're always tired of their pain unless they have they're like they have something they want to go do

[00:44:09] In which case it's like oh it was a good day. I was walking again, and I didn't need the wheelchair

[00:44:15] Right, but then it was time to do the dishes

[00:44:20] Once we got home

[00:44:23] Started again for some reason my nice vacation is the grand canyon was all I needed to

[00:44:30] Run around

[00:44:32] But the second I got home

[00:44:34] It was right back to bed something about the energy of the home. Yeah

[00:44:39] Yeah, there's going for a husband the whole movie's like, you know

[00:44:43] Yes, I set up a camp out in the backyard because she's like I think it might be the mold in the house or whatever

[00:44:49] So she's making him change his clothes every 20 minutes

[00:44:53] Like husband there's a scene where he's like I just changed my clothes

[00:44:57] Yeah, and she's like well

[00:44:58] It kind of defeats old purpose if you would wore the clothes in the house and go back

[00:45:02] We're gonna have to throw the tent out and buy a whole new tent this guy's like I he's like this feels insane

[00:45:13] She's like look I don't make the rules

[00:45:18] That is so fucking what's the did they get divorced

[00:45:22] No, but the final shot of the movie is her like trying to tape him on an iPad and he's just like pushing it out of his face

[00:45:27] She's like and then there's all these scenes where she's like I just feel like a burden and like I'm

[00:45:34] Sapping energy from your life, and he's like you bring so much choice to my life

[00:45:39] You know Jesus, and it's like no you can't help that person the truth is you do not yeah

[00:45:46] Even if you did at some point. Yeah, that's gone from all these extra dumbass chores. I have to do yeah

[00:45:52] Yeah, I mean maybe she still gives good neck though

[00:45:55] Nah, you don't think so the whole point is that you don't want to suck dick anymore. That's why you're so tired

[00:46:01] Well, what if she just what if he just you know she opened her mouth and kind of let my man's anyways my thing

[00:46:09] I'm angling for I'm gonna. I'm gonna wait until people forget. I did this episode

[00:46:15] I'm gonna get diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome

[00:46:19] Live off the doll love that do they get any kind of

[00:46:23] Can you get disability for that? No, I don't know I don't think we're gonna have a government anymore

[00:46:29] I think that's Trump's final plan is to keep the shutdown going forever. Yeah, which does sound kind of hard

[00:46:34] I'm with it. It's badass. You don't be the all this

[00:46:38] I'm just trying to look at more videos of

[00:46:41] Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. Yeah, yeah, just twirling around doing self-care. Yeah

[00:46:47] I was I find a video of her twerking yourself. No, she was just like dancing innocently, but I gotta say

[00:46:52] Not a bad look look at this. She's got a pussy

[00:46:58] People mad about it. Oh, yeah, they're mad. They're like can you believe this she was like a freshman in college doing a silly dance video with her friends?

[00:47:05] It's like yeah, what the fuck that's just dumbass child. Yeah, but if now, you know what really damaged her though is if

[00:47:14] Somebody would find I don't know what other videos where she's wearing less clothes

[00:47:18] So if anybody wants to harm her release those

[00:47:25] To harm me I hope they don't start I hope they yeah, it's not for me

[00:47:28] I don't want even looking at her. I'll be mad because I really like her politically. Yeah, I'll be mad if videos of her

[00:47:35] Everybody knows that about you titties out last thing I saw was her self-care thing. I didn't see that

[00:47:40] We're she took it. She didn't take like a week off for self-care. She's back. She's like drink tea

[00:47:45] She's back and she's looking good. We're in a white pantsuit. Okay, you know I'm saying

[00:47:51] Looking like a fucking pianist and I'm scared self-care

[00:47:55] It's basically having fibromyalgia for a week or whatever. Yeah chronic fatigue. It's fucking stupid dude. I don't even bathe

[00:48:02] Yeah, yeah, I just work work work work work work work work

[00:48:09] Constantly dude up in fucking 7 a.m. I put 7 a.m. Texting

[00:48:13] Screen caps of a Korean man named what was it? No calm sock. No calm sock just sending me his Wikipedia

[00:48:21] He's just a year from Korea

[00:48:34] No, come sock

[00:48:36] Damn, I could never be an engineer dude. You know how fucking smart you have to how much math you need to know and shit

[00:48:41] Yeah, no one thought you could though. Yeah, I know no one was like you know what stop could be an engineer

[00:48:47] Yeah, but think about that you know what bitch I could now

[00:48:59] You know what that is the way you get me into engineering

[00:49:03] This is how to fucking is how to cook the perfect fucking pork shoulder

[00:49:07] Which I got pretty close on do you think turducken was the sort of the warning sign or the

[00:49:13] The shot heard around the world for all of this trans stuff that's going on now

[00:49:19] They were like we're just gonna make any kind of fucking animal we want

[00:49:23] And then then there was like I guess what now these animals get to use your little girl's bathroom

[00:49:29] Maybe we went wrong in 2005 when we didn't when John Madden was talking about their doctor John man and his ivory bus

[00:49:48] Shove a man into a woman's ass

[00:49:50] John man was just really into trans girls. Yeah, there's a step-by-step plan. Yeah, it's your big turn ducking in a girl guy

[00:50:06] I love that he's just Bobcat gold

[00:50:08] I can't do John Madden. Yeah, it's a curment. I can't yeah

[00:50:15] You had it you had you had a piece of it the first time for sure. Yeah, cuz he's got that

[00:50:21] Yeah, it's something there. I don't know

[00:50:24] Let's get Cali and though in yeah, let's get him to do John Madden talking about how good trans pussy is

[00:50:29] People have an email okay, I know he's not emailed us yet. That's crazy

[00:50:35] I know we keep talking about wine and reboot mad TV. Yeah, his management's lacking. Absolutely. It's so funny that buses used to be segregated

[00:50:43] It's like it's the fucking

[00:50:45] A car a personal vehicle costs $200 in like 1950. Yeah, they're like what the fucking up the bus

[00:51:00] Yeah, dude even poor fucking dumbass white trash felt superior

[00:51:05] Riding the bus it's like motherfucker get a fucking Geo Metro then you don't have to deal with black people

[00:51:11] Oh, that's that should have been that's how you get them up really mobile what I never

[00:51:16] I never understood the water fountain shit cuz it's like okay

[00:51:20] You don't want to drink water with me because you think you're gonna get like you're gonna

[00:51:26] Get biggest

[00:51:28] Like you super wavy hair fuck well funny prank is like as

[00:51:36] Like a black guy in the 50s is you get like convincing white guy

[00:51:40] makeup

[00:51:41] And then you wait in line for the white found and then you're just like you know what I'm just gonna use the black

[00:51:46] File I'm just gonna use the black found out and then you use the water to wash the makeup of you like oh

[00:51:55] What's happening to me brother?

[00:52:02] Like we knew it we knew that would happen

[00:52:07] Don't be a great prank that would be really good

[00:52:09] You're watching the Jamie Kennedy experiment. This is the thing Nick would go back in time for by the way

[00:52:16] Wouldn't be kill Hitler

[00:52:19] Get a black guy in white face the hardest bit do a good bit and then the guy would probably be killed

[00:52:25] I would assume afterwards or they'd want to put him out of his misery. Yeah

[00:52:28] I guess it would technically did nothing wrong. Yeah, it would be funny if it was like it depends on if that is how it worked

[00:52:40] But you got to be whatever black the last black guy was so you think you're gonna be like a cool

[00:52:46] Like big dick and then you get anime nerd black

[00:52:50] That would be brutal the rankings on that are tough although it feels like anime nerd now has become

[00:52:59] Maybe the biggest kind of like oh, yeah

[00:53:03] Most

[00:53:04] Resurging yeah type of black eye Donald Glover. Don't ever got us man. I know it's in there basketball players are doing it

[00:53:10] You know, I mean the fucking their own plane. We're in like exclusives with

[00:53:14] The dragon balls he shit. There's a dude the dude who's the starting point guard for the king

[00:53:19] Dear Fox like fucking Vegeta dear and Fox yelled come aha come aha ma ha after he should have three his rookie year

[00:53:26] It was a little and I love him. He's so good, but I don't know what happened. Were you ever into yeah?

[00:53:31] Yeah, man dragon ball. I did it all you did it all. I'm pretty gay. Yeah, yeah

[00:53:35] Pretty dumb pretty yay. I

[00:53:38] Was just I was exclusively dragon ball Z. Yeah, I talked myself out of pussy admitting

[00:53:43] I liked dragon ball Z once I still got I still got jerked off, but I didn't fuck

[00:53:48] That was the line. Yeah, she was like listen. You're lucky you didn't mention fucking I don't know

[00:53:55] I don't know. Yeah, that's why I never had sex bro because I love

[00:53:59] Cowboy be the most

[00:54:01] The most emails I ever got off this show was when I said one time maybe I should get into Gundams

[00:54:07] I

[00:54:12] Hundreds of emails people like we got if you're seriously consider getting into

[00:54:20] I can recommend you was incredible fucking losers

[00:54:25] If that if you were one of those guys man come on dude with the fuck

[00:54:30] Are you into Gundams man?

[00:54:32] Do you want to write although I guess riding around a gun I mean having a real Gundam real Gundam building model Gundam is

[00:54:40] Very gay. Yeah, don't do that incredibly gay copy learn how to port

[00:54:46] And make your own pussy now we're talking. Yeah, I make model pussy

[00:54:52] Bitch comes over. There's a million of them on the shelf. What the fuck is that?

[00:54:57] Yeah

[00:54:59] Tip of your nose just this is my Gundam's

[00:55:04] Bitch you ever seen a fucking Gundam before you fucking whore

[00:55:08] You know why I get the fuck out. It's not gonna have sex with some dumb bitch. It's never seen a gun

[00:55:15] Like I'm your math tutor

[00:55:24] I'm your court-ordered emotional super wide counselor

[00:55:27] I'm gonna supervise your emotions

[00:55:31] Your court-ordered emotional super

[00:55:36] Yeah, you know you get some of those if you do some stuff

[00:55:41] Fuck

[00:55:43] Damn what kind of Gundam would you like to have?

[00:55:45] Would it would you want to fly could they all fly? I think they can all fly

[00:55:49] We just the one with a sword you'd want a sword. Let's get it sword and blasters. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta have blasters too

[00:55:57] Yeah, some kind of sniper rifle I can use from the moon

[00:56:08] Actually go to the club I'm trying to light up the parking lot

[00:56:12] I

[00:56:17] Side of club choices

[00:56:21] Paradox I fuck with anime, but I don't know why yeah

[00:56:26] I've tried I can't get into it. It's it's really gay

[00:56:29] I like Dragon Ball Z and it's an astalgia thing for me and I liked one punch man

[00:56:34] It was really it was pretty good. Yeah, I think but I haven't tried any of the the like

[00:56:38] I don't know cowboy bebops or whatever. I was gonna I was gonna go see Akira Metro graph. I might watch it here

[00:56:46] Oh my god

[00:56:59] It sounds like plinko

[00:57:01] Just gases escaping your horrific body

[00:57:10] Enjoy fellas enjoy being free. Yeah, Akira. That's different though. That's like high

[00:57:15] That's like Japanese, you know, that's like two well animation. Yeah, like shit

[00:57:20] The original or something. Yeah, that's good shit. There's a difference between that and anime. I would say no

[00:57:26] I mean, it's literally anime

[00:57:28] But it's like high high end. I guess that's you know, hey, it's good action movies in this bad

[00:57:34] Good point good point. Y'all ever seen dude. I just saw Mandy. That shit rocks

[00:57:40] You should swing the couch around now watch Mandy tonight. What's little Mandy? We'll talk about it on the next one, baby

[00:57:45] action action

[00:57:46] I'm gonna do some it's all right. It's like half. It's like half like moody ass horror movie half like wild like

[00:57:54] Even more violent John Wick. Oh, okay. It's awesome. Yeah rocks. Yeah, it's got Dickless cage

[00:58:01] And I'm just got some really bad. No, sorry took my dick

[00:58:12] Yeah, Mandy's his Cox name

[00:58:15] Someone steals it dick gone in 60 seconds

[00:58:17] What's up? What's up? What's up? Somebody talk my dick. I do it sometimes I can do it. Sometimes I can't yeah

[00:58:23] It's kind of good to me. No, he's

[00:58:26] I'm just off. It's alright man. It's alright. I kind of I got too confident with thinking I could do a Kris Cooper impression

[00:58:34] Mm-hmm. I blew it. No, I can't do any anymore. Who's Kris Cooper again? He said

[00:58:39] the

[00:58:40] Actor from Texas who's in the October sky. Oh, right right right really. That's the one that broke you. Yeah damn

[00:58:47] Such a deep cut. Yeah, sorry, but I drink a Gatorade

[00:58:51] Think of blue Gatorade. You'll be fine man for sure

[00:58:55] I was gonna say oh, yeah, y'all ever seen China strike force no China strike for yeah

[00:58:59] Yeah, it's just one of these wild like low budget like action movies and I think they shot it in China for real

[00:59:05] Oh, yeah, Coolio is one of the bad guys

[00:59:08] And he is hard as fuck in this movie that rules. He's like one of the he's like a bad guy who like

[00:59:14] Doesn't do that dumb shit. Yeah, they're like bond villains do right. He can't do it. They let the nigga leave right away

[00:59:21] Like no, he's like killing

[00:59:23] your heroes

[00:59:26] With the quickness that rules yeah damn Chinese strike force China strike force highly recommend you movie

[00:59:33] I loved when I was a kid remember black mask

[00:59:37] Jet-lea movie. Okay. Yeah, I thought that was awesome

[00:59:41] It's the mask it's the mask with Jim Carrey, but he's in blackface

[00:59:49] Yeah, it's Martin Lawrence

[00:59:54] Had more more stuff over gently

[00:59:59] Doing the concussion voice

[01:00:01] Become the strongest man in China truth

[01:00:11] Just different kind just Chinese guys talking like different kinds of black guys

[01:00:18] My mask is like dubbed and there's like gangsters in the movie but like some of them sound like Brooklyn gangsters

[01:00:24] Oh, that's funny. You know it's in Hong Kong or where fuck it is

[01:00:27] So this is like a one of the Chinese guys like who's the wise guy to left his phone here?

[01:00:37] Was one of your wise guys left your phone over here

[01:00:43] Yeah, I gotta peep that shit I

[01:00:46] Gotta start reading I think man. I'm I just started watching movies and I think the next step is reading books. I'm gonna read

[01:00:53] Stop it want to though man, but you dumb like me. I know but I've been done for so long

[01:00:58] Okay, man. I want to I want to do flowers for Algernon

[01:01:02] I'm gonna start hunting okay great. It's not animals. Yeah most dangerous game. Yeah, there it is

[01:01:13] But it's a few people who can you afford because those guys like millionaires in the most dangerous game. Yeah, I

[01:01:23] Don't know you get a you get a guy on task rabbit

[01:01:26] Yeah, it's just me and Bill Clinton David Gavin

[01:01:45] Fuck dude task rabbit is crazy man

[01:01:48] That has to happen there has to be

[01:01:51] Task rabbit guys getting murdered. No, I mean if there's people that fuck children on planes

[01:01:55] There has to be people to do most dangerous games. Oh sure. Yeah, not so

[01:01:59] How are you kidding? Yeah, someone in Montana is getting hunted right now. Yeah, for sure

[01:02:03] Saudis do anything you can think of I do not trust those motherfuckers. It's so fun

[01:02:08] It's like sucks cuz it's like that's a real problem with like wealth and income disparities because like we make decent money

[01:02:15] But we're still like our lives. Yeah, we can't you can't everything in your country. We can't hunt

[01:02:21] Saudi Arabian

[01:02:23] How much gold shit is in your house? Yeah, I'm looking around

[01:02:27] I'd say you get a little bit of disposable income. You can either get a DVD or you can fucking

[01:02:33] scalper a man from Somalia

[01:02:37] You go to Mogadishu on it on what we call a

[01:02:40] Birthright Safari 2.0. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they like take a motherfuckers if you're made in a Saudi household

[01:02:58] They'll just take your passport. It's like you can't be straight up. Can't you're just there?

[01:03:02] They like just made that illegal and people were like

[01:03:05] Riding I was

[01:03:10] That Qatar that world I want any of that

[01:03:13] I'm I'm scared of that shit, dude. I know son. I don't I don't like those motherfuckers in there

[01:03:18] I mean they look cool and they're rich as hell, but yeah, I want I want they also did 9-11

[01:03:24] Yeah, I want to like George Bush. I want to drift white BMWs

[01:03:27] Yeah, like that you wear all linen dude all linen in the fucking little yeah, whatever their little head pieces

[01:03:34] The bands and the red the tablecloth. Yeah, like accessory. That should be that's a hard look. Yeah, I love what they're doing

[01:03:42] It's beautiful, you know, but the energy behind the energy behind it is all wrong

[01:03:48] How can somebody that crazy be wearing the most comfortable sand I know yeah

[01:03:53] Soft leathery. That's why dude. That's how you get yet. You just so evil and such luxury

[01:03:59] So like you're comfy, dude. Yeah, why are you fucking doing all these human rights?

[01:04:04] Violations just enjoy enjoy how breezy it is for your nuts. Yeah, I know why are you why are you cutting chicks?

[01:04:11] Clits off. Yeah, that's so not chill, bro. What's the point? Let them drive?

[01:04:16] Who cares?

[01:04:18] Let him hit the fucking the road. I

[01:04:20] Don't know the open road

[01:04:22] Open road. Come on, man. Yeah, there's a lot of bad places. I'm sure there's other ones that I don't know about

[01:04:28] But that one seems pretty bad to me anytime someone's that rich. I just don't trust it

[01:04:34] The richer someone is then we're getting into fucking kids then we're getting into

[01:04:38] Sex license clicks off then we're doing all kind of you've got a billion

[01:04:42] You've seen this exploit a hundred percent. Yeah, you've at least had to stop the way you're like, I guess I'll stop in

[01:04:48] Bill Clinton. I mean Bill Gates and them they get invited to the sex plane all the time. Oh, yeah

[01:04:52] Yeah, but they opted out. That's why that's

[01:04:58] Sex Tesla, you know, that's the next generation. That's a far a 2.0. It's 42.0. Yeah, it's a

[01:05:06] It's an entirely electric airplane that runs entirely on the power of Elon Musk enthusiasm

[01:05:14] You know, I would say it combines all of the boring conversations that everyone's uncle is having about Elon Musk, right?

[01:05:22] Have you heard about this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is that energy into an airplane that goes to Somalia, okay?

[01:05:28] You can hunt a child

[01:05:30] You'd want it to be a child not a grown man. Yeah, I mean the child might not be Somalia. You combine the two killing an adult

[01:05:36] Fucking a child killing a child. Mm-hmm, and then fucking it right. No, no. No. Oh, I don't know

[01:05:45] You can fuck would you fuck the child? You know what I take all of that back

[01:05:49] What I want is the Gundam on the moon with this

[01:06:00] We'll look fortune for trillionaires or whatever. Yeah, yeah

[01:06:02] You can take the toast driven or the Gundam on the moon with the sniper

[01:06:09] Go fuck a child

[01:06:12] Or take the Gundam on the moon with the sniper

[01:06:14] In the crowd

[01:06:25] I'm gonna fuck the child. Yeah

[01:06:39] Remember to have your pets baptized by the dog safe

[01:06:42] Oh

[01:06:51] Yeah, we did it

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[01:07:08] Yes, I on deck. I'm back in LA January 12 gang gang on deck on

[01:07:15] Blue rooster Hollywood. Mm-hmm. And yeah, just mad dates the calendars on broccoli house

[01:07:20] It's up to date. She Mel's probably gonna be on the shows in LA. So come see both of us get out of February

[01:07:26] Second at the lodge room the fat rallies debut the fat rallies, baby

[01:07:30] Should we open every man's store? Yeah, we never even got into that me and Jamel gang for those of you listening

[01:07:35] We always wanted to open up a plus-sized consignment shop and I've still I've been called that Riley's yeah

[01:07:41] You know what I have a lot of something about the throw away. Maybe I'll keep some

[01:07:45] Because I got a bunch of my shit too nice so we could go I should have bought oh my god

[01:07:50] When I was at salvation. I mean they had the illest pranow looking

[01:07:54] Long-sleeve

[01:07:56] Joints with the collar. Yes Italian spun wool

[01:07:59] Oh this one two x, but I know if it was going for your uh your red M&M looking body

[01:08:06] Yeah, I know what I mean

[01:08:09] Where is it which one was it salvation army the one on Quincy you want to go after this?

[01:08:13] Fuck it. Yeah, let's pop up with the tags. Yeah. Yeah, let's pop over. Let's do it

[01:08:19] So come see fat Riley's out there also meet the boys will be in DC

[01:08:25] We're doing a festival. We're going to be at the

[01:08:30] Black Cat DC two shows a stand-up show and a live podcast March 30th

[01:08:36] I want go to one go to both. We'd love to see it in either one bitch

[01:08:41] The boys will be back in down you dumb bitch

[01:08:44] also funny moms on the 14th but before that please come see me in

[01:08:50] Lancaster on the 10th Pittsburgh on the 11th Buffalo the 12th

[01:08:53] It's connected you on the 13th if you don't throw somebody through a table

[01:09:00] I'm going same swoop. I 100 will come on in and I'm gonna go Alonzo jersey. Yeah

[01:09:06] I want to shady McCoy jersey

[01:09:08] And I'll be in Phoenix on the 19th buy tickets to those you little motherfucking sluts

[01:09:14] Uh, that's gonna do it for us gang and Nick's gonna be in Chicago at some point. I don't fucking know when you'll find him

[01:09:20] We got to remind y'all about our ship. So it's checking for Nick come through

[01:09:24] You suck our little nutsacks. Uh, good evening. Goodbye