[00:00:00] Philip have gay sex. That's correct. That is correct. That is correct. Adam was

[00:00:09] telling a cute story about how he has a crush on Nalfi from the Sipranos.

[00:00:15] Yeah, I mean not the character. I her in Lorraine Bronco in today's episode of

[00:00:21] Come Town and Adam will be telling us that has cute crush on how cute I saw

[00:00:26] how cute she acts in real life and I my crush was reinforced. We already fucked.

[00:00:31] The surprise twist is that we've already been fucked. Her pussy is no more good

[00:00:40] my friend. Yeah, sorry. She's been fucked. My girl been done. She has been

[00:00:46] fucking my... How dawg? How dawg? How dawg? How dawg? How dawg thou pussy been fucked?

[00:00:53] Fuck. There's a Tyler Perry movie. My dogs won't stop. Woman thou are loose or something?

[00:00:58] No there isn't. Is that Tyler Perry? There's women thou are at loose. I believe that's the name of it.

[00:01:05] No man. I'm gonna look it up. This is Medea that goes to the mall. No. I'm gonna look it up.

[00:01:11] I'm gonna look at the fiery of a big fat black bitch. This is Tyler Perry's damn damn.

[00:01:21] That's a fucking Chinese guy. Yeah, yeah. That's another one. Tyler Perry's fat suit Christmas.

[00:01:28] It is a movie. No. It's a movie. What's it called? For Badum. Woman thou are at loose.

[00:01:35] Loosed from 2004, but it's not Tyler Perry. It was directed by Michael Schultz. It sounds like a Jew.

[00:01:42] It is a Jew. It is. Surprise twist. Surprise twist is my new favorite. And I'm bringing News Flash.

[00:01:53] News Flash bitch. News Flash. You're dinkest mall. You're gay. News Flash.

[00:01:59] News Flash. News Flash. No one gives a shit. News Flash. Wrong. News Flash. No. News Flash.

[00:02:10] Ron Paul's gonna be fucking president. You can fucking suck my dick with that. Girls should be able to use whatever bathroom they want.

[00:02:18] What's up with Ron Paul? He's be retired. We just got his son. Run Paul.

[00:02:24] Run Paul. Paul. Paul. Paul. Paul. Paul. Paul. Paul.

[00:02:32] Run Paul. Run Paul. The lion. The lion of Texas. He is a gynecologist, isn't he?

[00:02:39] The lion of Guining. Look at Pussy. The lion of college. The lion of college.

[00:02:44] The Lord Selassie Ron Paul. Number one select. A rude boy Ron Paul.

[00:02:55] I consider myself a big R. Rastafarion. I believe that the government shouldn't be involved in anything except, you know, DJ.

[00:03:06] The role of the government is to facilitate dance whole part. Yeah. A classical Rastafarion.

[00:03:14] I'm sorry, actually true classical Rastafarionism has a lot more in common with today's liberals than it does conservatives.

[00:03:21] You know, I mean, people talk about bipartisan big tent politics. Rastafarions often get thrown in with evangelicals and conservative Christians.

[00:03:30] But the truth is, is they think you should be able to do whatever you want except have gay sex. They hate gay people.

[00:03:36] No body boys. No body. That's huge. You can have parties whenever you want. Freedom of assembly. Freedom of assembly.

[00:03:45] Freedom to dagger a fat white bitch in a video. Public staggering. On a cruise ship. Drugs are allowed.

[00:03:53] Oh, absolutely drugs are allowed. Yeah, just some middle aged woman just getting her pussy rammed on a fucking carnival cruise.

[00:04:02] Repeal the police. That's right. That's a big thing. Yeah. We're going to repeal the pollute.

[00:04:07] What's that video of like Gary Johnson saying that like somebody asked him a question. They were like, should we have drivers like that?

[00:04:14] It was at the libertarian debate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's like, absolutely not.

[00:04:18] Absolutely not. Gary Johnson's like, maybe. And everyone's like, boo. Yeah.

[00:04:24] I'm shocked. They didn't boom for the age of consent to do that. Do they talk about that?

[00:04:28] I'm sure that's a lot. Did he say that there should be? We should look up libertarian debates and see them talk about age of consent.

[00:04:35] I've heard I just had like a flashback to being in some comics house in Los Angeles. Like, I don't know, like seven years ago.

[00:04:43] And I was chained to like the radiator. I was sitting in this guy's living room and then because roommate was there and his roommate was some like bald guy with a beard.

[00:04:55] You know, who had like probably an IPA in his hand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like a libertarian guy.

[00:05:01] And he's doing that libertarian thing where they argue with you by looking at the ceiling and just repeating things.

[00:05:07] No, I can't tell. It literally doesn't matter. It literally doesn't matter. Like he's getting like so upset.

[00:05:16] We're like, no, they did. They tried that man. It ended up with like children in factories. And he's like, that is not the same thing.

[00:05:24] That is not the same thing. Yeah. It was like two o'clock in the morning. Yeah. He's just furious. Yeah.

[00:05:31] The people thought that his ideas were dumb. Yeah. Being libertarian is gay. It's gay to have those beliefs.

[00:05:39] I don't know. I mean, I guess it makes sense. Like libertarianism makes sense if you don't like think about things at all.

[00:05:45] It makes sense. It makes sense if you don't have inheritance.

[00:05:51] If everyone starts off at zero dollars, then it makes sense.

[00:05:57] But here's the thing. Libertarianism is kind of like sweat suits, right?

[00:06:03] Well, no, here's the thing. They make sense. They're practical, right? I mean, it's like, it's this idea.

[00:06:10] It seems like, oh, yeah, it's very cheap. This is elastic. There's no way to get your penis caught in the zipper.

[00:06:15] Yeah. Okay. You don't have to worry about any of these things. But in actual practice, you're just some piece of shit without a job that's living off his mom

[00:06:23] or exwoven. Yeah. You just, you don't have real pants. No one's going to hire you. You don't have any real skills.

[00:06:30] You're just a fucking bomb living off. I feel like that's the... I resent sweat suits being compared to libertarians.

[00:06:36] You're not wearing sweat suits. I know. First of all, those are like probably $110 track pants.

[00:06:41] But what I'm saying is, yes, they are. Thank you for noticing.

[00:06:44] You're very second of all. You're looking real. A designer, a designer, razzle-dazzle sweats.

[00:06:49] And I look cute. But number two, a very powerful battleship, an instrument of death and destruction.

[00:06:58] That's every battleship. So you just, we can just say battleship. We don't need to elaborate.

[00:07:02] No, I am specifically powerful. A literal bar structure. A very large, very fat large one.

[00:07:07] Just giant, powerful. Giant battle. Powerful is the key there. The key is there.

[00:07:11] Do I happen to be large? Barge-like. No, not barge-like. Humans are living on top of you.

[00:07:17] Yeah, maybe. Plains. Sitting off. If that's what it takes to be powerful in the desert.

[00:07:20] Guys are in flags. Filled with destructive death.

[00:07:23] Yeah, steamed. Yeah, steamed to power you. To shoot weapons and fucking enemies.

[00:07:27] For one of us. Filled with a bunch of hot air and seething.

[00:07:30] No. Maybe. It's a big barge.

[00:07:35] But anyway, sweat suits are a beautiful creation that are better than libertarians.

[00:07:41] I feel like all of the people that are most... I would like to be more bibliobes for a week.

[00:07:46] I think that would be fun. That would be fun.

[00:07:50] That would be fun. Like, Bender turns human for a week and dies immediately.

[00:07:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be fun to be more bibliobes. I try it out.

[00:07:59] You know, it's like, as the trans-surgery progresses, if we ever get to a point where you just step in a machine,

[00:08:06] like the fly, and you can just change anything. Yeah. Boom. Fat bastard.

[00:08:11] Well, I mean, I would do one week is a big loud black lady.

[00:08:15] I would do one life is a big loud black lady. I would like, I would love to be just a...

[00:08:22] Wouldn't it be expensive though? It would be. But so is like renting a car.

[00:08:26] But every time I go to enterprise, I got to go on a trip, I'm like, let me try the kia serrano this time.

[00:08:30] I know it's a piece of shit. I could have the Dodge Charger. But fuck it.

[00:08:34] Yep. Variety's the spice of life.

[00:08:37] Mm-hmm. Oh yeah.

[00:08:40] But what's actually the spice of life is old-based seasoning.

[00:08:44] I'm sponsoring the compound. This is the spice of the city of Maryland as well.

[00:08:48] Go to oldbay.com and use promo code BLUCHU.

[00:08:52] Yeah. I mean, if they had those machines, everyone would just...

[00:08:59] I would just hop in it and just be me, but I'm six, five, and I have beautiful hair in my dick is huge.

[00:09:06] So you would be not huge. I would be me but those things.

[00:09:10] You mean they're so minor tweaks. You would remove some of them.

[00:09:14] So very minor tweaks at the margin. You would remove your very essence.

[00:09:18] No. I would be me but I would be larger.

[00:09:22] Yeah. Keep my same weight but spread it over a six-five frame.

[00:09:26] Ball doesn't really bother you.

[00:09:29] No, not really. It bothers a lot of people. I guess you look good with a shave test.

[00:09:33] Thank you. Thank you, Adam. No. I couldn't do it. You know I have this massive mole on top of my hair.

[00:09:38] No, you could discuss the whole heart about your mole.

[00:09:41] Listen, I know. Go on about this mole. Neither of you has the heart to step into it.

[00:09:45] If we freakin' Friday body shit, you would kill yourselves immediately.

[00:09:48] No, the fat part. You don't have the heart. I think the ball thing...

[00:09:52] I technically have the heart.

[00:09:54] Exactly. They convinced himself he was going ball for a month and would not shut up about it.

[00:09:59] It was a nightmare, dude. Yeah.

[00:10:01] It was because I never really considered it. You know what's funny?

[00:10:03] My hairline receded a little bit when I was 20 and I was like, oh cool.

[00:10:07] I didn't care. Right.

[00:10:08] And then it started happening again when I was 26 and I guess like, no, don't chew gum.

[00:10:13] It, it, Cohen, yeah, what are you doing? Why are you putting...

[00:10:15] Don't chew gum on the pot.

[00:10:16] You're going out of your way to take gum that isn't yours to chew it on the pot, yeah.

[00:10:20] I don't care that you're stealing Nick's gum, but I don't want you to chew on the pot.

[00:10:23] I'm not gonna chew on the pot. I just want to freshen my breath.

[00:10:26] You will chew on the pot. Wait fucking a few minutes.

[00:10:29] No, I missed. Here's, here's why going ball doesn't bother you because it happened in like, when you were like 20, 21.

[00:10:34] Yeah, it happened. Yeah. I had no, I had like no real indication of anything until I was like 26 and I was already kind of like, you know, like, like, I'm just getting older.

[00:10:45] What am I doing? I'm gonna die someday. And then it was like this physical like, oh shit. Yeah, I'm just like, like, like short.

[00:10:51] You're gonna like die. It wasn't like a, like, looks thing so much as just like a reminder of death.

[00:10:58] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:00] No, but if it was, if it, if he did go bald, it would be kind of looks thing.

[00:11:04] Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I would be done. Done so.

[00:11:08] That would be it for me. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:11] I've always convinced myself that like, I'll never get a full sexy beard, but I'll never go bald for a long time.

[00:11:17] The flip side though is if you're not balding at least a little bit in your 40s, you look weird.

[00:11:23] No, you look great. No. Old guys with nice hair fucking.

[00:11:26] No, they look, they look, they look weird. They look good.

[00:11:29] No, you got to have some kind of recession or you will absolutely not. That's so dumb.

[00:11:33] John Kasich. John Kasich has an eight year old boy's hairline.

[00:11:37] John Kasich's hair looks great. If he didn't, if it wasn't like a weird looking politician, he'd look good.

[00:11:42] Mitt Romney looks great. Mitt Romney does not look great. Yes, he does.

[00:11:46] What are you talking about? Shut up. You're out of your mind.

[00:11:48] Look at Mitt Romney right now. Not guaranteed.

[00:11:50] You look, Mitt Romney's hot and brave.

[00:11:51] But he also looks big. Hold on. Hold on. Pull your cock out so I can see.

[00:11:55] Okay. All right. I'm looking at Nick's dick. He's looking at Mitt Romney.

[00:11:59] I'm not actually, it's getting bigger. Oh my God. It is getting smaller.

[00:12:03] Oh, dude. It's fucking, it looks like somehow your dick licked its lips.

[00:12:09] I don't know how it's possible. No, no, no, no.

[00:12:11] Little snakes. Look at Mitt Romney's hairline. Looks good.

[00:12:14] No, but it's definitely, he has like definitely such.

[00:12:17] No, he's definitely got plugs. Yeah. He thinks so?

[00:12:19] Even if he doesn't have, even if he has plugs, they're not plugging his fucking hairline all the way.

[00:12:24] Your point is saying yes. Now look at John, look at John Kasich.

[00:12:28] Well, he just has a bad haircut. John Kasich is just ugly though.

[00:12:31] And he eats like a bunch of lasagna and shit.

[00:12:34] You know what I mean? Like the fucking talking.

[00:12:36] No, I don't know. You know what I'm saying.

[00:12:38] When he went to the Bronx, you're all the food.

[00:12:40] Yeah, John Kasich's ugly and he eats a lot of lasagna.

[00:12:44] It's true. That's true about him.

[00:12:48] Yeah. You don't, you don't call the politics.

[00:12:51] He's a hairline. He's got like a little boy's haircut.

[00:12:54] Dude, his hair looks great. He's great.

[00:12:56] Look at, if you watch like Easy Rider or Five Easy.

[00:12:59] An old guy with nice hair looks fantastic. That's like saying an old lady with a nice tits.

[00:13:04] It looks weird. How has Jack always been balding but never gone full bald?

[00:13:09] Some people don't go all the way bald.

[00:13:11] Like in the 70s, he looked balding and now he looks bald.

[00:13:14] He still, he doesn't look. Some people only go all that long.

[00:13:17] His hairline never receded.

[00:13:18] It's like how your beard doesn't fill in all the way.

[00:13:21] I was holding on.

[00:13:23] When I was 20, I was holding on to the idea that I just had thin hair.

[00:13:29] Oh, thin. Yeah.

[00:13:30] And of course it was a...

[00:13:32] That was so funny. I remember because you came to like the draft as one night and you're like,

[00:13:36] my fucking girlfriend was looking up Rogaine for us.

[00:13:40] Yeah.

[00:13:42] Oh yeah. Poor girl.

[00:13:45] Really just sinking ships.

[00:13:47] It's so funny to imagine you're having a girlfriend now.

[00:13:50] Yeah.

[00:13:52] She's great. This is a nice woman. She wanted me to have Rogaine.

[00:13:56] She wanted me to like... She didn't care that I was fat actually, which is like crazy.

[00:14:01] But...

[00:14:02] Yeah, you were so fat back then.

[00:14:04] I was fat as a little bit of shit.

[00:14:06] Yeah, you didn't have knees.

[00:14:07] It was tough. But I was still powerful. Don't get it.

[00:14:10] I could still fuck you.

[00:14:12] Oh, you...

[00:14:13] Pat...

[00:14:14] Straight up, I looked like a body you found in the river back then.

[00:14:19] Not now.

[00:14:20] No, people don't smoke that.

[00:14:21] I like bloated after...

[00:14:22] Dude, I was fucking...

[00:14:23] Like a bloated quarter.

[00:14:24] I straight up did look like the blueberry kid from...

[00:14:27] Yeah, he looked like he ate a bunch of weird lasagna.

[00:14:29] Yeah.

[00:14:30] No, no.

[00:14:31] Violet Burghard.

[00:14:32] Yeah.

[00:14:33] No, no, no. Was that...

[00:14:34] Violet Burghard.

[00:14:35] Violet Burghard.

[00:14:36] Yeah, yeah.

[00:14:37] Vrugasal was the rich...

[00:14:38] Who's the fat kid? Didn't he die also?

[00:14:39] A Gooster's Glue.

[00:14:40] Gooster's Glue.

[00:14:41] But he just died in the...

[00:14:42] None of the kids die.

[00:14:43] Was this Charlie in the chocolate factory?

[00:14:45] Yeah.

[00:14:46] Yeah.

[00:14:47] That is correct.

[00:14:49] Did you guys used to get scared at the tunnel scene?

[00:14:52] Yeah, it was weird.

[00:14:53] Why did they put that in there?

[00:14:55] I don't know.

[00:14:56] Gene was fucking the money.

[00:14:57] I only wanted to cry.

[00:14:58] I'm going to molest you.

[00:15:00] I don't know.

[00:15:01] Wasn't around in a row.

[00:15:02] Wasn't there another book that wasn't Charlie in the chocolate factory?

[00:15:05] James and the giant peach?

[00:15:06] No.

[00:15:07] I don't mean a completely separate different thing.

[00:15:10] Yeah, something...

[00:15:11] The old doll did that.

[00:15:13] Yeah, there was a really wonka in the Charlie chocolate factory and a Charlie in the chocolate factory.

[00:15:16] Yeah, Charlie.

[00:15:17] What?

[00:15:18] No, there wasn't.

[00:15:19] Yeah, but I think the movie was dissimilar from the books.

[00:15:22] No.

[00:15:23] I think that it didn't follow the...

[00:15:25] Charlie and the Great Glass elevator.

[00:15:27] Yeah, that was a...

[00:15:28] Okay.

[00:15:29] But they have the glass elevator.

[00:15:30] Was that a role doll?

[00:15:31] That's the sequel to Charlie in the chocolate factory.

[00:15:32] They had the glass elevator in the movie.

[00:15:33] Did role doll write that?

[00:15:35] Yes.

[00:15:36] Roles.

[00:15:37] Bitch.

[00:15:38] How do you get such a dumb name?

[00:15:40] What is that, does she?

[00:15:41] Well, his name was Adam Friedlin and they were like, we had to change to something less

[00:15:45] gay.

[00:15:46] Yeah.

[00:15:47] Maybe his parents were Scottish and his name was supposed to be Ronald.

[00:15:49] Ronald!

[00:15:50] What about Ronald?

[00:15:51] What about Ronald?

[00:15:52] His name's Ronald.

[00:15:53] What about Ronald?

[00:15:54] You don't see...

[00:15:55] Right now it ends at the children's source biddle all the inside the go for the war effort

[00:16:03] in North Africa.

[00:16:04] They had to use all the ends for war Russians to solder the action.

[00:16:09] They need this letter and the letter and...

[00:16:13] They're bringing the letter and the old Africa to use in war.

[00:16:16] Stipping in to explain the bit.

[00:16:21] He means a letter.

[00:16:22] Yeah, he's got no region parents.

[00:16:26] Nice.

[00:16:27] Oh, sick.

[00:16:28] He drew weird.

[00:16:29] What was j...

[00:16:30] Did he choose the drawing piece?

[00:16:31] Now James and the stories.

[00:16:32] Did he eat the peach?

[00:16:34] Did he eat the peach?

[00:16:35] No, the peach lands on the empire.

[00:16:38] It's in New York.

[00:16:40] He got birds.

[00:16:41] He tied the peach to birds.

[00:16:43] So it's like up?

[00:16:44] So it would go up.

[00:16:45] Oh, it is like up.

[00:16:46] I'll make the movie up.

[00:16:47] Yeah, yeah.

[00:16:48] Was it birds?

[00:16:49] Did he ever eat the peach?

[00:16:50] That's the story of a...

[00:16:51] Up with balloons.

[00:16:52] Yeah.

[00:16:53] That's the story of a boy, a pastoral boy, disobeying his aunts who only want the best

[00:17:02] for him to go to the big city where a bunch of fucking urban stock up.

[00:17:07] Minorities.

[00:17:08] He's a shit, criticized his provincial roots and shit on the aunts and mocked them at

[00:17:15] the end.

[00:17:16] And the moral is that betrayal is okay.

[00:17:19] Wait, are the aunts' cons?

[00:17:21] Yeah, the aunts' are cons.

[00:17:22] He's like, comes from like some weird...

[00:17:24] It's in the middle of nowhere, right?

[00:17:25] He's got those cons to aunts.

[00:17:26] And he's trying to get his dick sucked out and NYC.

[00:17:29] Yeah.

[00:17:30] What year is it taking place?

[00:17:31] Like the 70s?

[00:17:32] It takes place in the 1930s because the empire state buildings, the tallest building in the

[00:17:37] world at the time.

[00:17:38] The 30s?

[00:17:39] Yeah.

[00:17:40] Was there good pushing in the work of the 30s?

[00:17:41] Here's the best.

[00:17:42] This is an autism thing about me.

[00:17:47] Watching that movie as a kid and learning that the empire state.

[00:17:50] And screeching when it wasn't when you were like, there's a taller building?

[00:17:53] Yeah.

[00:17:54] No, not that there was a taller building.

[00:17:58] I thought the empire state building was the tallest building in the world and I found

[00:18:01] that that wasn't true.

[00:18:02] And I was like, what the fuck didn't anyone tell me?

[00:18:06] I'm being upset that I had incorrect information from that movie.

[00:18:10] I had a tall towers phase when I was a kid.

[00:18:13] Okay, I didn't have a phase.

[00:18:14] I just...

[00:18:15] I was in all the tallest towers.

[00:18:17] From a movie where a boy inhabits a giant peach from a talking bug.

[00:18:21] And you were mad about the factual inaccuracies.

[00:18:24] I was like, what the fuck?

[00:18:27] I didn't understand that it was...

[00:18:28] Oh yeah, the bugs were big too.

[00:18:30] Yeah.

[00:18:31] They...

[00:18:32] There was like a worm.

[00:18:33] Was there a sexy bug?

[00:18:36] Yeah, lady bug.

[00:18:37] Probably nice.

[00:18:38] Or like a...

[00:18:39] Do you guys ever read those books about fudge?

[00:18:42] Is it super fudge and she liked that?

[00:18:44] Yeah, Judy Bloom, Judy Bloom.

[00:18:45] I told you guys, we got...

[00:18:47] She also, I was into all those books and then you read it.

[00:18:50] And then I got it.

[00:18:51] Are you there, God, it's pretty hard.

[00:18:52] And it resonated with you like no one.

[00:18:54] No, I told my mom, I was like, what is this going on?

[00:18:57] This girl's got blood coming out of her pussy in this book.

[00:19:00] And then she went back to the library with me and yelled at the librarian in front of

[00:19:05] me.

[00:19:06] And then I just thought it's not mature enough to find this kind of stuff out.

[00:19:09] I want to do this in our home, not with your sinful books.

[00:19:13] I used to fuck with Judy Bloom, dude.

[00:19:15] Yeah, dude, fudge, amenia.

[00:19:16] I fucked the fudge.

[00:19:17] Tales of a fourth grade nothing.

[00:19:20] That's how I felt in fourth grade, though.

[00:19:21] Like a fourth grade nothing?

[00:19:22] Yeah.

[00:19:23] Damn, I used to love reading when I was a child.

[00:19:25] Why am I fucking stupid now?

[00:19:27] All those books, the wayside or whatever the fuck, were that fucked up...

[00:19:30] That fucked up school and there was some...

[00:19:32] Upside down school?

[00:19:33] Some bitch had an ear on her head and shit.

[00:19:37] She was hiding under a hat.

[00:19:39] What?

[00:19:40] You ever read those all by the wayside books or whatever the fuck?

[00:19:43] No.

[00:19:44] It's like a school that's upside down.

[00:19:46] It's all fucked up.

[00:19:47] Yeah, shit is real fucked up.

[00:19:49] She's weird as fuck.

[00:19:50] What's weird about it?

[00:19:51] I don't know.

[00:19:52] Guys are girls and girls are guys.

[00:19:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:19:54] Yeah, yeah, whoever wants uses any bathroom.

[00:19:57] It's real fucked up.

[00:19:59] It's a young boy who lives with his parents by the sea in England.

[00:20:03] On James' birthday they plan to go to New York and then I guess his parents die.

[00:20:08] His parents are killed by a rhinoceros from the sky.

[00:20:11] What the fuck?

[00:20:12] That's right.

[00:20:13] That sucks.

[00:20:14] So he has to go live with his aunts, spiker and sponge.

[00:20:17] Oh yeah, there's just a couple dumb bitches.

[00:20:19] Yeah.

[00:20:20] Were the bad guys names in Power Rangers, Bones and Spook, the Puddies?

[00:20:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:20:26] It was like the Puddies.

[00:20:27] No, the two punk rocker go.

[00:20:28] No, not the Puddies.

[00:20:29] The teenage meet in his eternals.

[00:20:31] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:20:33] The fat guy in a skinny go to.

[00:20:36] Bulken salt.

[00:20:37] That was it.

[00:20:38] Bulken salt.

[00:20:39] I thought they were named like Boner or something.

[00:20:41] Yeah, I thought so.

[00:20:42] No, Boners from that one show with James Cameron.

[00:20:46] I think there were a lot of shows where there was a character named Boner.

[00:20:49] Well, there's only one.

[00:20:51] I don't know.

[00:20:52] There's only one bitch.

[00:20:54] That's how I remember it.

[00:20:55] But all the Bulken skull.

[00:20:57] Ah, but all the Power Rangers shit was just like all the actual action was from Japan,

[00:21:03] right?

[00:21:04] Yeah, just some Israeli guys like I'm going to steal this Japanese action.

[00:21:07] Yours here comes me and stuff.

[00:21:09] Yeah, it's like a fat guy.

[00:21:11] Yeah, yeah.

[00:21:13] That looks more like me.

[00:21:14] No, you're not a part of the.

[00:21:16] No, I look more like.

[00:21:17] You're the yellow Power Ranger.

[00:21:18] Yeah.

[00:21:19] The Asian girl.

[00:21:20] Yep.

[00:21:21] Yeah, that's you.

[00:21:22] Trini, she's dead.

[00:21:23] RFP.

[00:21:24] It'd be great.

[00:21:25] Very power Ranger, a black power Ranger, and then a Jewish power.

[00:21:28] The Blue Ranger Billy.

[00:21:30] Yeah.

[00:21:31] Oh, right.

[00:21:32] Yeah, I guess he is Israel Israel Israel.

[00:21:36] How come both Jamaicans and Israel talk about Zion and the Matrix and the Matrix and the

[00:21:44] Matrix?

[00:21:45] We've just discovered what I like to refer to as pedophile conspiracy every type of

[00:21:50] pedophile together.

[00:21:53] Marcus bulk bulk Meyer and Eugene skull, skull of it.

[00:21:57] Skull of it.

[00:22:00] That's pretty good.

[00:22:01] Yeah.

[00:22:02] Should we reboot Power Rangers?

[00:22:03] Yeah.

[00:22:04] Well, it was already rebooted.

[00:22:05] It's been rebooted.

[00:22:06] This is so funny.

[00:22:07] When you click on the actors page for the guy who played bulk on Power Rangers, it brings

[00:22:12] up his Wikipedia page and then it's him now old, fattish shit, speaking at Comic Con.

[00:22:19] And it's like, just imagine you got your fucking dumb lanyard on.

[00:22:23] You're like, Oh, it's 3 p.m.

[00:22:24] We have to go here bulk from Power Rangers.

[00:22:27] I've got a guy.

[00:22:28] I don't even remember.

[00:22:29] And I loved Power Rangers a child.

[00:22:32] Yeah.

[00:22:33] That's horrible.

[00:22:34] Oh my God.

[00:22:35] Has he done anything else?

[00:22:36] What else has bulk been in?

[00:22:37] Filmography.

[00:22:38] Die Gunduri played Bo Rex bone Rex.

[00:22:42] Eagle riders Ali Kiwan.

[00:22:44] He played the Japanese tech no man.

[00:22:47] He played techno man Sabre slash came Carter.

[00:22:51] Oh, he works.

[00:22:52] He played mighty over the power Rangers in mass ride or he played firebug.

[00:22:58] Power Rangers Zio Power Rangers turbo Power Rangers in space Power Rangers lost galaxy.

[00:23:03] Oh, he got to be in all of those.

[00:23:04] Power Rangers light speed rescue Power Rangers time force.

[00:23:08] Power and Jesus Christ.

[00:23:10] There is a lot of power.

[00:23:11] But wait, they kept the same guys the same bullies.

[00:23:14] Yeah.

[00:23:15] Didn't they change out the other cat?

[00:23:16] They became a single cast.

[00:23:17] He stayed in all of them.

[00:23:19] Wow.

[00:23:20] Mega six.

[00:23:21] He's like screech.

[00:23:22] He just hung around.

[00:23:23] Oh, yeah.

[00:23:24] You guys are watching screech sex tape?

[00:23:25] Yeah, of course.

[00:23:26] I never saw it.

[00:23:27] It's weird.

[00:23:28] Fucking weird.

[00:23:29] I wonder how I was like back.

[00:23:31] This is to make it with them.

[00:23:32] Mega 64 is a comedy web series centered on video games created by Rocco Bate Derek Acosta

[00:23:38] and Sean Chatfield formed in 2003 originally conceived via public access television show.

[00:23:45] The original five episodes were later released on DVD.

[00:23:48] Yeah.

[00:23:50] Originally conceived to be public access, but yeah, we could get a good one.

[00:23:56] Yeah.

[00:23:57] It's like when like you see like somebody that's like a like kind of like timid and not sure

[00:24:01] himself that bundle they're about to like throw garbage at the trash, but they're like

[00:24:04] I'm just going to put it and then they still like miss it.

[00:24:08] Yeah.

[00:24:09] They miss the layer.

[00:24:10] Yeah.

[00:24:11] They're walking up to the garbage to throw away their fucking sketch comedy.

[00:24:15] I got I want to see this.

[00:24:17] Bulk and salt.

[00:24:18] You think it ever like gave them money offered them money to have gay sex?

[00:24:24] Did they release it?

[00:24:26] Vivit.

[00:24:27] Yeah.

[00:24:28] Vivit used to get all the celebrity sex tapes.

[00:24:31] And anytime anyone was famous even for like a hot second, they offered them like two million

[00:24:35] dollars to do porn.

[00:24:37] Here's my take.

[00:24:38] Some Kardashian looked a thousand times better in the sex tapes than currently.

[00:24:44] You don't like her now.

[00:24:45] All certain.

[00:24:46] I liked her with a big nose.

[00:24:47] I liked her looking way more Armenian.

[00:24:49] No, I like her looking like a fucked up sexy.

[00:24:52] That sex tape is sick.

[00:24:54] It's not good.

[00:24:55] It's not good.

[00:24:56] She's getting the shit fucked out of it.

[00:24:58] Look at that.

[00:24:59] Look at that.

[00:25:00] I like.

[00:25:01] I like the show.

[00:25:02] The world is about to hit reset.

[00:25:04] You get it?

[00:25:08] It's a video game sketch comedy show.

[00:25:12] I can't wait to watch it.

[00:25:14] That's the thing.

[00:25:15] We'll watch it next and review it for you guys on the next episode.

[00:25:17] I feel like I feel like I watched Nana and I'm like Neo sitting in the dojo.

[00:25:21] I'm like, are you saying comedy's ruined?

[00:25:24] And then Morpheus leans in and he shows me all of the comedy that's been happening my

[00:25:28] entire life.

[00:25:29] He's like, no, I'm saying comedy's always been bad.

[00:25:33] I'm like, oh, I guess he's right.

[00:25:38] Except for mega 64, dude.

[00:25:39] That's good.

[00:25:40] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:41] The best.

[00:25:42] Have you seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, Nick?

[00:25:44] Ray J?

[00:25:45] Yeah.

[00:25:46] Yeah, of course.

[00:25:47] Adam says it's really good.

[00:25:48] I think it was good.

[00:25:49] I jacked off to it.

[00:25:50] I mean, I jacked off to it, of course.

[00:25:52] I mean, I don't even know how to qualify like pornography is good.

[00:25:56] Does it, how much did you come?

[00:25:59] That depends on a ton of different.

[00:26:03] Did you drink a lot of water?

[00:26:06] Yeah.

[00:26:07] Do you bust?

[00:26:08] How recently did you bust before that?

[00:26:11] There's a whole list.

[00:26:12] No, but you know, you know, if porno is good or not, you don't have go to videos you go

[00:26:15] back to to jack off to very rarely.

[00:26:18] What?

[00:26:19] There was one video that I used to jack off to for like a couple of months.

[00:26:25] Which one was that?

[00:26:27] When I was a younger man.

[00:26:28] What was it?

[00:26:29] There's this porn star who I think I found out I got a video to.

[00:26:35] What's that Chris Isaac song?

[00:26:36] We can give it to you.

[00:26:39] I said, Hey, what's that fucking Chris Isaac song?

[00:26:45] And you answered it.

[00:26:46] You didn't give that to me.

[00:26:48] Come on.

[00:26:49] I gave there's this one.

[00:26:50] God damn it.

[00:26:51] I hate you.

[00:26:52] There's this girl.

[00:26:53] Hey, you gave that to me.

[00:26:54] There's this girl named Naomi.

[00:26:55] Oh, I know.

[00:26:56] And she had a big ass and she little teeny bikini.

[00:27:00] Oh, I've seen that one.

[00:27:02] I checked out one of my faves.

[00:27:04] That's a glass.

[00:27:05] But I was like a hallway in this like in this big house.

[00:27:08] Miami like.

[00:27:09] Yeah.

[00:27:10] Yeah.

[00:27:11] I loved it.

[00:27:12] That's a good one.

[00:27:13] And she was getting fucked standing.

[00:27:14] Yeah.

[00:27:15] Yeah.

[00:27:16] That would.

[00:27:17] Yeah.

[00:27:18] And I was like, I love the idea of beating off the

[00:27:24] plate.

[00:27:25] Take my breath away by Berlin.

[00:27:26] Oh, yeah.

[00:27:27] Yeah.

[00:27:28] What's the video for that?

[00:27:29] Um, bomb bomb bomb.

[00:27:30] Yeah.

[00:27:31] So I have said.

[00:27:32] No, the only music I've ever jacked off to is that Rod Stewart won with the little kid.

[00:27:39] Forever young.

[00:27:41] I showed you that one.

[00:27:42] Yeah.

[00:27:43] So good.

[00:27:44] So go on my dick.

[00:27:45] As long as we're keeping people's things.

[00:27:47] Let's not let's not even a son.

[00:27:50] Right?

[00:27:51] No, of course not.

[00:27:52] It's just a random child.

[00:27:53] It's like with red hair that he's like kissing.

[00:27:55] What?

[00:27:56] You've never seen this.

[00:27:59] Oh, it's so funny.

[00:28:01] My favorite music.

[00:28:02] It's so fucking cool.

[00:28:04] She's like hugging and kissing.

[00:28:06] And it's like this kid that's not even a son.

[00:28:08] Yeah.

[00:28:09] Yeah.

[00:28:10] My favorite thing about things like that, it's like it's a risk and it wasn't worth it.

[00:28:13] Right.

[00:28:14] It's like you did it for this song that's garbage.

[00:28:16] It's already a better song called Forever Young that everyone knows.

[00:28:20] Wait, it's not other songs.

[00:28:22] That's Forever Young.

[00:28:23] That's the Alpha Villain.

[00:28:24] That's Alpha Villain.

[00:28:25] And then there's the Cross Be Still's National Young one.

[00:28:28] Yeah.

[00:28:29] Yeah.

[00:28:30] Yeah.

[00:28:31] Yeah.

[00:28:32] What's the Rots two has a Rots two?

[00:28:33] Forever Young.

[00:28:34] Forever Young.

[00:28:35] Forever Young.

[00:28:36] Yeah.

[00:28:37] But Rots two is not gay.

[00:28:38] Is he or a pedophile?

[00:28:39] He's both.

[00:28:40] No.

[00:28:41] Barry Manilows gay.

[00:28:42] I always.

[00:28:43] I don't want to, you know, you'd be careful about going on the record.

[00:28:45] He got cum on his stomach pumped out.

[00:28:48] Oh yeah.

[00:28:49] The two leaders you see.

[00:28:50] Yeah.

[00:28:51] That's true.

[00:28:52] Especially when it comes to more than three.

[00:28:54] I don't know.

[00:28:55] This is just an advertising.

[00:28:56] I'll play on the show.

[00:28:58] I'm waiting for the song.

[00:29:00] But that's a Barry Manilows seem like a gay version of Ron Stewart.

[00:29:05] Yeah.

[00:29:06] Yeah.

[00:29:07] They both got spiky hair.

[00:29:08] We're all those like the best of that era or all the guy white guy.

[00:29:11] The British guys that sound like black man.

[00:29:13] Michael McDonald.

[00:29:14] Michael McDonald's on British.

[00:29:16] Michael McDonald's on British.

[00:29:17] Yeah.

[00:29:18] But you don't want to be white guys.

[00:29:19] He's a do-me brother, man.

[00:29:20] You know what I mean though.

[00:29:21] He looks like just that whole-

[00:29:23] Like Van Morrison?

[00:29:24] No.

[00:29:25] Van Morrison.

[00:29:26] Van Morrison.

[00:29:27] When he's like a British guy that sounds jazzy.

[00:29:29] Yeah.

[00:29:30] Maybe he sounds a little jazzy.

[00:29:31] I hate Van Morrison.

[00:29:32] I like Van Morrison.

[00:29:33] Van Morrison.

[00:29:34] Any type of fucking Van Morrison song comes on.

[00:29:36] I'm going to peel my skin off.

[00:29:38] We've had this argument before on the part.

[00:29:40] There's a couple of good ones.

[00:29:41] Suckin' in the moonlight.

[00:29:43] You that asshole girl.

[00:29:46] Getting my dick fucked.

[00:29:49] Suckin' in the moonlight.

[00:29:50] This is not illegal.

[00:29:52] We're discussing the song.

[00:29:55] It's for the show.

[00:29:56] It's educational.

[00:29:57] Yeah.

[00:29:58] This song.

[00:29:59] That's not a son?

[00:30:00] No.

[00:30:01] It's just a boy.

[00:30:02] Yeah.

[00:30:03] He's like holding the kid and then he just like burps and a little bit of calm and spill.

[00:30:10] Some person's face.

[00:30:12] He's stabbing his.

[00:30:14] He's stabbing his.

[00:30:15] He's like, he's like holding the kid and then he's like burps and a little bit of calm

[00:30:18] and spill.

[00:30:19] He's stabbing his.

[00:30:20] He's stabbing his.

[00:30:21] He's stabbing his.

[00:30:22] He's stabbing his.

[00:30:23] In the handkerchief.

[00:30:24] Who is a British guy that sounds black from that era though?

[00:30:28] I can't even.

[00:30:29] Maybe I don't mean to talk to him about it.

[00:30:30] It's Rick Astley, British.

[00:30:31] I think it was.

[00:30:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:30:33] Like a guy like that.

[00:30:34] And he did sound.

[00:30:35] Steve Winwood.

[00:30:36] Is he British?

[00:30:37] I don't think he was.

[00:30:38] Yeah.

[00:30:39] Steve Suckwood.

[00:30:40] Michael McDonald.

[00:30:43] Was it Baws Scags?

[00:30:45] I don't know.

[00:30:47] I don't actually know anything about music.

[00:30:49] I don't know anything about music either.

[00:30:50] But I know what I'm talking about.

[00:30:51] Nick knows a lot about music.

[00:30:53] That's secretly.

[00:30:54] Look, I got a thing.

[00:30:55] You know there's a lot about 90s music.

[00:30:57] I have like a vague image in my head of like what I'm talking about.

[00:31:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:31:01] So figure it out.

[00:31:02] Rick Astley is a perfect example.

[00:31:05] Yeah.

[00:31:06] Yeah.

[00:31:07] But I don't, I think he's British.

[00:31:08] Who cares?

[00:31:09] Mike.

[00:31:10] Really?

[00:31:11] Who cares?

[00:31:12] Yeah.

[00:31:13] There was a weird like resurgence of like when I started comedy, it was because it was guys

[00:31:18] that are like our age now that we're doing before it was like all that.

[00:31:22] Remember the 90s bullshit?

[00:31:24] It was like Rick Astley was.

[00:31:26] I remember a lot of people doing Rick Astley jokes.

[00:31:28] That's like the like Anchorman like that air like late 70s kind of.

[00:31:32] Right, right.

[00:31:33] Yeah, that was big actually.

[00:31:34] Yeah.

[00:31:35] Yeah.

[00:31:36] A lot of guys like a lot of guys basically doing Anchorman basically doing like yeah.

[00:31:43] Good stuff.

[00:31:44] Good stuff.

[00:31:45] Like coming to the office, I say Sharon, how's it going?

[00:31:47] Right, right.

[00:31:48] I'm going to do those copies on my desk by the front.

[00:31:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:31:51] Good stuff.

[00:31:52] Absolutely.

[00:31:53] Is there a joke here?

[00:31:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:31:55] I'm just supposed to be an office man.

[00:31:56] There was a weird character thing going on in DC.

[00:31:58] Yeah.

[00:31:59] People would do characters waiting like at their whole set.

[00:32:02] Not like that Zach Alphinakis, I have some characters to do things.

[00:32:05] They were not fine.

[00:32:06] Larry Poon's still hilarious.

[00:32:07] Yeah, but there was like knockoffs of Larry Poon, I feel like.

[00:32:11] Were there?

[00:32:12] Yeah.

[00:32:13] Who's doing knockoffs?

[00:32:14] I would see that.

[00:32:15] See, Larry Poon was unique.

[00:32:16] That wasn't like, that I still don't know really how you would play Larry Poon.

[00:32:23] No, it wasn't Larry Poon.

[00:32:25] There were, maybe this is what Baltimore is like where someone literally went and, because

[00:32:30] Baltimore comics were famous for stealing just shit from DC comics.

[00:32:35] That's how dumb Baltimore people are.

[00:32:37] They think an hour away, no one's ever going to be going to find out you're doing someone

[00:32:42] else's act.

[00:32:43] There were guys doing like a really shitty Larry Poon.

[00:32:48] That's hilarious.

[00:32:50] And also, there was, I mean, we had the Irish comic doing character work.

[00:32:57] Doing a Scottish accent, wearing a kilt, and then 30 minutes in, he's just like, yeah,

[00:33:06] so I was at the down at the dairy and picking up some fucking bagpipes with my boyo Patrick.

[00:33:28] All my, one of the first, one of the first like, Magoobie's contests I did.

[00:33:32] Some guy blew the light because he had some, what was the lights name?

[00:33:37] You knew the guy.

[00:33:41] He, they cut his mic off because he wouldn't stop doing a bit where he acted out eating

[00:33:46] pussy and his big closer was he had a dildo that he put on his chin.

[00:33:52] It was just like, they literally cut his, he ran the light by like, because he puts

[00:33:59] him in the middle of the head and he was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, he

[00:34:06] was like, he was like, putting the dildo, like hitting people in the face.

[00:34:10] Oh, man, that was so awesome.

[00:34:11] I remember there was a guy named Fubu who stole the microphone from Yzakers.

[00:34:17] The physical microphone.

[00:34:18] Yeah, he stole the microphone because he like signed up three times in a row and they

[00:34:21] wouldn't put him up.

[00:34:22] Just like, and he was like, I mean, they were still after the American sports brand.

[00:34:27] He was like, he was like, yo, what's up?

[00:34:29] Y'all want to, yeah, he's a white guy named Fubu because you want to see the fly microphone

[00:34:32] bit and he like unplugged the microphone.

[00:34:35] He's like, the microphone fly around like this, huh?

[00:34:37] Fly around like this.

[00:34:38] And he like gets on stage.

[00:34:39] He's like flies over here, flies over here, flies all the way around here and just left

[00:34:45] the car.

[00:34:46] That's funny.

[00:34:47] And he just stole it.

[00:34:49] Good for him.

[00:34:50] Yeah.

[00:34:51] That's a good idea.

[00:34:52] Yeah.

[00:34:53] If you need a microphone, then I think it was like Joe Robinson or someone that like reached

[00:34:58] out to him and they were like, dude, that was hilarious.

[00:35:00] It was like, can we like you should come on our podcast and talk about it.

[00:35:04] And then they just like gave all of his information to the police.

[00:35:07] The end.

[00:35:08] They're like, oh, yeah.

[00:35:09] Hey, by the way, like we forwarded all your information to the police in the club's pressing

[00:35:12] charges.

[00:35:13] This guy thought he had his big break.

[00:35:20] Yeah.

[00:35:21] Also, what is a fucking thing?

[00:35:25] What is a mic cost?

[00:35:26] No, they're not cheap, dude.

[00:35:28] How much was this mic?

[00:35:29] A hundred bucks.

[00:35:30] Easily.

[00:35:31] He's thousand six thousand dollars.

[00:35:33] That's why we get the best audio.

[00:35:36] I invested probably my entire life savings in the show before.

[00:35:42] Yeah.

[00:35:43] Before you start making money back.

[00:35:45] They're really sick.

[00:35:46] Yeah.

[00:35:47] Honestly, I'm looking at the chart.

[00:35:48] Nick has up here April, 2020.

[00:35:50] He's in the black baby.

[00:35:51] Yeah.

[00:35:52] Yeah.

[00:35:53] He took out a big ass loan for this record.

[00:35:54] He owes a lot of money around town.

[00:35:57] Mm hmm.

[00:35:58] I owe money.

[00:35:59] It's some really shitty customer.

[00:36:01] To the tongs.

[00:36:02] Uh huh.

[00:36:05] Is Tong a Filipino?

[00:36:07] No, a Tong is like a Chinese like crime family.

[00:36:11] Oh, okay.

[00:36:12] Not that they don't always need to because they're just social clubs, you know, but then

[00:36:16] there's also a criminal loan.

[00:36:17] That's fucking cool.

[00:36:19] Dude, the Chinese are awesome.

[00:36:20] That is awesome.

[00:36:21] So every day, motherfuckers just mingling with the criminals.

[00:36:24] Yeah.

[00:36:25] Nobody can tell them apart.

[00:36:26] Hahahaha.

[00:36:27] Fighting in blind sight.

[00:36:29] The beginning of a chase scene in a movie.

[00:36:33] We're a compass trying to find a Chinese brother.

[00:36:36] The guy's literally wearing like a red jacket.

[00:36:38] So easy to tell him it is.

[00:36:40] He just gets off a train and he's like, oh no, we're in China.

[00:36:44] That's why people think they're owned in Asians by saying they all have small dicks.

[00:36:49] It's like, yeah, well, good luck figuring out which one did the rape.

[00:36:52] That's true.

[00:36:53] They all have the small dicks.

[00:36:56] That's right.

[00:36:57] That's how they, that's how they, the perfect crime.

[00:37:00] Because that's what happens when you press rape charges.

[00:37:02] They show you pictures.

[00:37:03] I have a bunch of dicks.

[00:37:05] It's like a line up.

[00:37:07] Dude, you can't describe.

[00:37:10] That's what happened to me.

[00:37:11] That's what happened to me when I got punched.

[00:37:12] I was like, I want to go, I want to see those dicks.

[00:37:15] They're like, which one do more so across?

[00:37:18] We're trying to figure out how gay you are to determine the severity of the hate crime

[00:37:25] legislation.

[00:37:26] We're about to prosecute lies on this man.

[00:37:31] That would be great.

[00:37:35] They're trying to figure out exactly how gay you are.

[00:37:38] Now, this isn't hate crime, but if you did a class A, it depends on how gay you are.

[00:37:45] We got to run the numbers.

[00:37:48] No, I'm saying that.

[00:37:50] So it just sucked as many of our cocks.

[00:37:52] Once you blow, it's real quick.

[00:37:54] Until you get tuckered out.

[00:37:56] Good afternoon, young man.

[00:37:58] I'm the lead detective in charge of this case.

[00:38:03] My name is Detective Neil Bosby.

[00:38:08] Neil Bosby.

[00:38:10] That's right.

[00:38:11] Detective Neil Bosby, why don't you take a bow thought to put it on the cock?

[00:38:19] Why don't you poke your lips, put it on the penis?

[00:38:24] Please.

[00:38:26] That's got it.

[00:38:27] Where are we going to start doing Cosby impressions?

[00:38:30] He's in jail, right?

[00:38:31] He's got a fish and leaves.

[00:38:32] He's in jail.

[00:38:33] Everybody's bitching about Louis C. K.'s resurgence.

[00:38:35] But when are we going to get the resurgence of Cosby impressions, which I feel like you're

[00:38:39] not allowed to do anymore?

[00:38:40] No, you're allowed to do them.

[00:38:42] No, it's even funnier.

[00:38:44] It's even funnier.

[00:38:45] It is funnier.

[00:38:46] How about Cosby Nanette?

[00:38:48] And I pitched that to Netflix.

[00:38:50] It was better raped me.

[00:38:54] It was better did believe me after rape.

[00:38:58] And I just want to know why is that okay?

[00:39:06] They said Picasso hit this prime at 47 years old, but the 17 year old girlfriend beats

[00:39:15] when his mind titled the peak is all I want.

[00:39:19] So the whole the whole pitch is you doing Nanette verbatim.

[00:39:24] Verbatim.

[00:39:25] But as as one of the world's worst Cosby impressions.

[00:39:30] It's up to Donnie.

[00:39:31] Barely service.

[00:39:32] And then halfway through it just turns into Dundalk.

[00:39:36] Yeah.

[00:39:37] Just like.

[00:39:38] Yeah.

[00:39:39] So.

[00:39:40] Yeah.

[00:39:41] What do you guys want to talk about?

[00:39:47] We got any birthdays?

[00:39:49] What else is going on?

[00:39:55] That's why Cat Williams is a legend doing for one of his specials, just doing local material

[00:40:01] for 20 minutes.

[00:40:02] Yeah.

[00:40:03] Jack's a good thing.

[00:40:04] I don't know if I'm on the show.

[00:40:05] I know I've said it before.

[00:40:07] Yeah, we've sucked.

[00:40:08] Cat Williams is the only good comedian.

[00:40:10] No, I mean it.

[00:40:12] It's literally no one is fucking good a comedy more.

[00:40:16] Cat Williams is the only person that's funny.

[00:40:18] And he's working.

[00:40:19] Did you see how much he really went?

[00:40:20] He really weathered a hilarious storm of like getting beat up by a child.

[00:40:25] You got beat up by a kid.

[00:40:27] He came back from it.

[00:40:28] What's up little boy.

[00:40:29] He's going to beat his ass.

[00:40:31] You got beat up by a kid.

[00:40:34] Fucking rules.

[00:40:35] That's so cool.

[00:40:36] That's why you know and that's the other thing too is it's like doing something like

[00:40:41] that reminds you of like what a comedian is supposed to be.

[00:40:44] Yeah, yeah.

[00:40:45] Imagine being able to be humiliated.

[00:40:46] Yes.

[00:40:47] To like that fucking degree.

[00:40:49] And to like fuck up that bad and it's still like.

[00:40:52] Ah, he's still fun.

[00:40:53] Yeah.

[00:40:54] Yeah.

[00:40:55] Yeah.

[00:40:56] Yeah.

[00:40:57] Yeah.

[00:40:58] And if anything that made him more funny.

[00:41:00] It's amazing.

[00:41:02] I fucking love Cat Williams.

[00:41:03] That fucking that fucking that fucking video where he's like maybe fucked up and he's stealing

[00:41:09] a target like a cart for like fat people that little electric cart.

[00:41:13] Yeah.

[00:41:14] It's fucking hilarious dude.

[00:41:15] I think I have to be assaulted like a target employee or something.

[00:41:20] This is great.

[00:41:21] Sorry.

[00:41:22] I'm looking at the comments on the Rod Stewart for every young music video.

[00:41:26] This guy writes.

[00:41:27] Lovely brother who got killed at the age of 29.

[00:41:30] X, X, X, X, X.

[00:41:32] Nice.

[00:41:33] Well, he didn't upload it.

[00:41:35] He's just commenting on it.

[00:41:37] Yeah.

[00:41:38] For my brother.

[00:41:39] It's like this comment.

[00:41:40] That's not up to you.

[00:41:41] Yeah.

[00:41:42] Yeah.

[00:41:43] This comment is dedicated to my dead ass.

[00:41:45] Who by the way, I mean 29 is young.

[00:41:48] Jesus Christ.

[00:41:49] That's all the comments here.

[00:41:50] This song always reminds me of my daughter.

[00:41:52] She was killed when she was only 17.

[00:41:55] Jesus Christ.

[00:41:56] Like whoever be 17 years old.

[00:41:58] RIP my baby girl.

[00:41:59] Oh no.

[00:42:00] Isn't it weird that like, oh, this is I should not have scrolled down.

[00:42:06] Oh, how is that worse than the idea of him molesting this red hair?

[00:42:11] Oh yeah.

[00:42:12] I would rather see a picture that little kid sucking his dick.

[00:42:13] Yeah, I was hoping to come and be it.

[00:42:14] By the way, Rod Stewart molested that boy and he killed himself.

[00:42:18] Not 400 people are like, my daughter was murdered on prom.

[00:42:21] Oh no.

[00:42:22] Oh fuck.

[00:42:23] Wow.

[00:42:24] Oh fuck.

[00:42:26] There have to be so many bad songs that are so meaningful to so many people.

[00:42:30] Like songs everyone makes fun of that they're like, that's my, that was my first dance in

[00:42:34] my way.

[00:42:35] Of course.

[00:42:36] Yeah.

[00:42:37] This one actually, this one's worse.

[00:42:39] This song reminds me of my son, Dave, I'm not going to say his full name.

[00:42:41] It came out when he was younger.

[00:42:43] He turned 30 on 427 and he is my best friend and sidekick.

[00:42:48] We would ride bikes together all around Indiana and Illinois hop on the bikes.

[00:42:52] And rumble down the road.

[00:42:55] Just eat.

[00:42:56] He's still my boy and now that he has his own two boys, we all have fun together.

[00:42:59] I hope you listened to this song.

[00:43:01] Fuck off asshole.

[00:43:03] Everyone else's kids are dead.

[00:43:04] Yeah.

[00:43:05] He's like, actually, you guys with your dad as kids?

[00:43:07] Yeah.

[00:43:08] Me and my son have a great relationship.

[00:43:09] We're best friends.

[00:43:10] And he's alive by the way.

[00:43:11] Yeah.

[00:43:12] Yeah.

[00:43:13] And he's my son who's living and breathing oxygen just loves motorcycles.

[00:43:17] Yeah.

[00:43:18] Not only is he alive, we're taunting God every day, riding a dangerous ass motor.

[00:43:22] He's a motorcycle with no helmet.

[00:43:25] And sucking dick.

[00:43:27] I want to suck a hundred dicks.

[00:43:30] Me and Adam.

[00:43:31] What are you looking at Adam?

[00:43:33] Two guys on the phone at once.

[00:43:35] Absolutely not.

[00:43:36] I'm not looking at anything.

[00:43:37] This is a great comment.

[00:43:38] He has a very underrated voice.

[00:43:39] He's no Freddie Mercury, but still Rod Stewart as a great voice.

[00:43:43] He was an argument with himself.

[00:43:46] He's having no one in his fucking...

[00:43:49] Oh, look, I'm not saying he's Freddie Mercury.

[00:43:56] Suck on my dick.

[00:43:58] I want to suck on top of my dick.

[00:44:01] Yeah.

[00:44:02] He's not only my son, but also my best friend.

[00:44:05] Yeah, we don't have to read anymore of these men.

[00:44:08] Yeah.

[00:44:09] Apparently, she'd never outlive their children.

[00:44:11] Jesus Christ.

[00:44:12] That is horrible, man.

[00:44:15] That is so fucking sad.

[00:44:20] That's all means so much to people.

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:27] Song means so much more when you actually have kids of your own.

[00:44:30] Damn.

[00:44:31] Yeah.

[00:44:32] I'm hoping.

[00:44:33] Oh, wow.

[00:44:34] This is great.

[00:44:35] Jose Villarreal responds, all child molester should eat shit and die.

[00:44:41] You say child molester.

[00:44:43] No, molester, N-A-L-A-S-T-E-R.

[00:44:47] Oh, molester.

[00:44:49] Oh, that's a butchering.

[00:44:52] Oh, child molester should eat shit and die.

[00:44:54] What was that just his comments?

[00:44:56] Jose Villarreal?

[00:44:57] All right, Jose Villarreal.

[00:44:59] Jose Villarreal.

[00:45:00] Jose Villarreal.

[00:45:01] Json Harold.

[00:45:02] Fuck all your kids, faggot.

[00:45:03] No one cares about your naffes the offspring for Mark Windberry.

[00:45:06] Jesus Christ.

[00:45:07] Dude, what a horrible fucker.

[00:45:09] That's a response to song means so much more when you actually have kids of your own.

[00:45:13] Fuck all your kids.

[00:45:17] Why?

[00:45:18] Why are you responding?

[00:45:20] I know.

[00:45:21] This isn't from somebody whose account name is like Xbox.

[00:45:26] It's his name.

[00:45:28] Mark Windberry.

[00:45:29] I mean, if you go to his profile, he's got a three playlist comedy and it's a picture

[00:45:37] of Louis C.K.

[00:45:38] Hell yeah.

[00:45:39] One called Strange and another one that just says metal.

[00:45:41] Oh, hell yeah.

[00:45:42] Let's see what's in Strange.

[00:45:44] Rare band Disney UFO documentary.

[00:45:47] Just child pornography.

[00:45:48] It's all strange.

[00:45:49] Real.

[00:45:50] Kind of coo-e-e-e.

[00:45:51] It's all just UFO stuff.

[00:45:53] Yeah, this guy sounds cool.

[00:45:55] And then his comedy playlist is literally nothing but Louis C.K.

[00:45:59] Hell yeah.

[00:46:00] And then at the very end Chilean UFO photos.

[00:46:03] So we got some more UFO stuff in the comedy playlist.

[00:46:08] Hell yeah, I love.

[00:46:09] I love that.

[00:46:10] And then part of that Louis recording was the guy who was recording it after every punch

[00:46:14] line was like, oh, he went there.

[00:46:16] They got it sounded like Brandon?

[00:46:18] Yeah, it sounded like Brandon.

[00:46:20] Yeah.

[00:46:21] Oh my god.

[00:46:23] That's just wrong.

[00:46:24] That's just wrong.

[00:46:27] What happened?

[00:46:28] I didn't listen to the whole thing.

[00:46:29] It was the guy recording it.

[00:46:31] You picked up his responses to every joke.

[00:46:33] And his laugh.

[00:46:34] His laugh sounded exactly like Brandon's.

[00:46:36] And he had Brandon's laugh.

[00:46:37] He's like choking.

[00:46:38] Brandon Woodell sounds like that baby slowed down.

[00:46:40] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:46:53] Oh, oh, oh.

[00:46:57] Oh, fuck, man.

[00:46:59] Damn.

[00:47:00] I went to the Pullman, Pullmanologist.

[00:47:01] Yeah what did he say?

[00:47:02] I'm going to get a sleep study, boys.

[00:47:05] I'll probably have sleep apnea.

[00:47:06] You're going to have to sleep with the machine?

[00:47:10] Every night?

[00:47:11] I don't know.

[00:47:20] It's a baby's lap slowed down.

[00:47:27] That's so fucking funny.

[00:47:29] Oh, my God, dude.

[00:47:31] That's incredible.

[00:47:33] Yeah, it sounds exactly like Brandon Ward.

[00:47:36] Yeah.

[00:47:37] So I just got a New York Times update.

[00:47:39] What?

[00:47:40] This is the story of Sven and Magic.

[00:47:42] The best penguin parents at the Aquarium in Sydney, Australia.

[00:47:46] Why are they gay?

[00:47:47] They just happen to be gay.

[00:47:49] I'm not gay.

[00:47:50] I'm not gay.

[00:47:51] I'm not gay.

[00:47:52] I'm not gay.

[00:47:53] I'm not gay.

[00:47:54] I'm not gay.

[00:47:55] I'm not gay.

[00:47:56] I'm not gay.

[00:47:57] I'm not gay.

[00:47:58] They just happen to be gay.

[00:48:00] They just happen to be gay.

[00:48:02] The New York Times is losing it.

[00:48:04] I know.

[00:48:05] I get these headlines that are buying shoes in Africa, how the women of Nigeria go shopping

[00:48:13] and defiance of, I don't know, a one hour lunch break determined to not be held back by the

[00:48:21] constraints of an hour lunch break.

[00:48:23] Women in Nigeria find time to run errands when they're out of the office.

[00:48:28] New York Times, I suppose.

[00:48:30] And in 19%, 35 journalists is $82 million figuring out what the women of Myanmar do.

[00:48:42] I want to hear about these gay penguins.

[00:48:44] Have they seen them suck each other's gogs?

[00:48:46] The powerful emotions, the feelings of your ankles and soul.

[00:48:50] I know we've always known that penguins are gay.

[00:48:52] What?

[00:48:53] It was common knowledge that a lot of penguins are gay.

[00:48:56] That's why they were the favorite animal of the hot topic generation.

[00:49:01] Oh, yeah, they were into penguins.

[00:49:03] And then owls got big after that.

[00:49:05] Well owls were big in the 70s.

[00:49:07] Yeah, but then they had like kind of no, no, no, no.

[00:49:10] There was an owl.

[00:49:11] There was an owl moment.

[00:49:12] No, there wasn't.

[00:49:13] Yeah.

[00:49:14] There was no owl moment.

[00:49:15] Penguin for sure.

[00:49:16] Shut them down this time.

[00:49:17] Shut this man down.

[00:49:18] There was not an owl moment.

[00:49:21] Yeah, when who was that kind of like Wes Anderson kind of stuff?

[00:49:25] Brass standards.

[00:49:26] Brass standards.

[00:49:27] That's good.

[00:49:28] Wait a second.

[00:49:29] Hold on.

[00:49:30] We got brass standards in them.

[00:49:31] Okay, let's go for that.

[00:49:32] Let's go with that.

[00:49:33] Royal titty bomb.

[00:49:34] Royal titty bomb.

[00:49:35] Yep.

[00:49:36] My name's Royal titty bomb.

[00:49:39] I wish I, Gene Hackman is so fucking hard.

[00:49:42] The fat titty unlimited.

[00:49:43] Here's the goddamn problem.

[00:49:45] Here's the goddamn problem.

[00:49:47] My titties are too big.

[00:49:48] My titties, Coltrane.

[00:49:52] Night fucking titties, god damn it.

[00:49:55] God damn it.

[00:49:56] How the fuck does he talk?

[00:50:00] I don't know, but that's not even close.

[00:50:02] It's not.

[00:50:03] No.

[00:50:04] The fantastic Mr. Fox.

[00:50:07] I'll tell you what the problem is on fucking gay.

[00:50:09] Okay, but he's got big tits though.

[00:50:12] I've got big tits, but I'm fucking gay.

[00:50:15] Listen baby, I'm dying.

[00:50:18] My tits are too big.

[00:50:20] What's up Coltrane?

[00:50:23] God damn it.

[00:50:28] What about Werner Hertz-Hogg?

[00:50:31] Yeah.

[00:50:32] Yeah.

[00:50:33] He heard his penis.

[00:50:34] I look at my bent penis permanently deformed.

[00:50:39] See in Sannessy of my penis.

[00:50:41] The cruel mockery.

[00:50:42] I look at the penis in the mind.

[00:50:44] Nature has claimed my penis.

[00:50:45] The damage not only to my penis, but to my skin.

[00:50:48] Show.

[00:50:49] I've never seen that anti-sibetta that the Antarctica documentary of his.

[00:50:56] No.

[00:50:57] Well he's interviewing the, there's this guy, the penguin guy who just lives alone.

[00:51:01] And he's like the head of the Penguin research of Antarctica.

[00:51:03] And he just lives in solitude with these fucking penguins.

[00:51:07] And he's like, so tell me like, also penguins prone to insanity.

[00:51:12] Hell yeah dude.

[00:51:19] What's Werner's big shit?

[00:51:21] Port of call, lieutenant.

[00:51:23] His big shit.

[00:51:24] Port of call, lieutenant.

[00:51:25] That's it.

[00:51:26] No, he did the one with a bear.

[00:51:27] The guy gets eaten by the bear.

[00:51:29] Marisley man.

[00:51:30] And then bad lieutenant.

[00:51:32] Did he direct that?

[00:51:33] Titsley man.

[00:51:34] He directed bad lieutenant.

[00:51:36] Yeah.

[00:51:37] He's directed a lot of movies.

[00:51:38] What about?

[00:51:39] What's his like best movie?

[00:51:40] He's done a million documentaries.

[00:51:41] I know Dr. Bernie.

[00:51:42] But then he did Wrath of God, which is probably his biggest.

[00:51:45] What's Wrath of God about?

[00:51:46] About this conquistador.

[00:51:48] About Steven Splooshburg.

[00:51:50] Nice.

[00:51:51] I don't even know.

[00:51:53] Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever heard him speak.

[00:51:56] Steven Splooshburg?

[00:51:57] I've heard him speak.

[00:51:58] He runs his mouth about the Holocaust and shit.

[00:52:00] How we gotta remember it all.

[00:52:02] Blue yawn.

[00:52:03] Interesting.

[00:52:04] You find the way to bring it up every episode.

[00:52:08] Hey listen.

[00:52:10] I gotta do my due diligence.

[00:52:11] I gotta do my part.

[00:52:15] We're booing that it happened.

[00:52:18] Oh yeah.

[00:52:20] That's what's going on.

[00:52:22] So who's excited about the new Toy Story?

[00:52:25] I can't wait man.

[00:52:27] I'm so thrilled.

[00:52:28] There is a new one.

[00:52:29] Yep.

[00:52:30] Yeah.

[00:52:31] Andy's 35 years old.

[00:52:32] Still playing with toys.

[00:52:33] Still playing with toys.

[00:52:34] Buzz Lightyear's got a pocket pussy extension.

[00:52:37] Yeah.

[00:52:38] There's a flesh light that they're all friends with.

[00:52:41] Tim Allen made sure that Buzz Lightyear gets to talk to him about conservative politics.

[00:52:45] What he's like.

[00:52:46] What he's like.

[00:52:48] Why aren't we able to die?

[00:52:51] What cruel fate is this?

[00:52:56] I wish to follow this man around.

[00:52:58] I wish Sid had murdered me.

[00:53:00] Yeah.

[00:53:01] Those were the lucky toys that turned out.

[00:53:03] We're tapped out on Toy Story jokes.

[00:53:05] I think that peaked.

[00:53:09] Boy Story.

[00:53:10] I remember there was one where you just see a little foot that says Andy on the bottom

[00:53:15] coming out of his ass.

[00:53:20] You got a friend in me.

[00:53:24] You got a friend in me.

[00:53:27] Quite literally I've shoved you up my ass boy.

[00:53:31] You've got a friend in me.

[00:53:33] He's ready to have Down syndrome.

[00:53:36] Why does he sound like that?

[00:53:38] Big tongue.

[00:53:39] He's trying to go do a jazzy African American thing.

[00:53:42] I don't know how to read.

[00:53:45] He says that we talk about this.

[00:53:48] He goes hard R in a song.

[00:53:50] Yep.

[00:53:51] And he shouts it.

[00:53:52] Oh blanks of London.

[00:53:54] Warren.

[00:53:55] It's not a ready.

[00:53:57] That's Warren Zvonne.

[00:53:58] That would be funny.

[00:54:00] It sounds like it could be.

[00:54:06] You could just say N words in London.

[00:54:08] Yeah.

[00:54:09] And London.

[00:54:10] Oh.

[00:54:11] No.

[00:54:12] I pull my pants all the way down to P.

[00:54:17] I can't just undo the zipper.

[00:54:25] I pissed myself.

[00:54:27] I'm going to be a man.

[00:54:32] Candy Newman.

[00:54:34] Candy Newman.

[00:54:35] Yeah.

[00:54:36] Dude.

[00:54:37] And you said we were tapped out on Twitter.

[00:54:40] We got Toy Story and Jason's Randy Newman.

[00:54:42] That's right.

[00:54:43] You're right.

[00:54:44] Yeah.

[00:54:45] Watch out.

[00:54:46] Watch for the speaker Adam.

[00:54:47] Yeah.

[00:54:48] Come on, man.

[00:54:49] Come on Adam.

[00:54:50] Come on Adam.

[00:54:51] Come on Adam.

[00:54:52] Come on Adam.

[00:54:53] Don't suck my dick.

[00:54:54] No.

[00:54:55] I'm going to be a man.

[00:54:57] Come on, Adam.

[00:54:58] I've got Adam.

[00:54:59] I've got a small as the.

[00:55:02] Don't touch that fucking speaker.

[00:55:04] What the fuck?

[00:55:05] Why?

[00:55:06] I wish.

[00:55:07] That's the one I wish I could do.

[00:55:08] I can't even think of my head.

[00:55:09] That last one, if you were in Gene Hackman makeup, it would be serviceable.

[00:55:14] Listen.

[00:55:15] Yeah.

[00:55:16] I'm too gay for any of this.

[00:55:19] My tents are too big.

[00:55:21] My tents are too goddamn big.

[00:55:26] You've never lived with tits this fucking thing.

[00:55:29] Listen to me, goddamn it.

[00:55:31] Your tits have never been this fucking big.

[00:55:34] I love the idea.

[00:55:36] It's just Gene Hackman with.

[00:55:38] It's just like big double D's.

[00:55:39] Huge tits.

[00:55:40] That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[00:55:41] They made my tits too fucking big.

[00:55:43] It's not just a fucking state department.

[00:55:46] It's the whole government.

[00:55:49] Lex Luthor, his most famous role.

[00:55:52] He played Lex Luthor.

[00:55:53] Yeah, he did.

[00:55:54] I didn't even know that.

[00:55:55] In the first one.

[00:55:56] Oh, that's right.

[00:55:59] That was a weird ass movie, man.

[00:56:01] Yeah.

[00:56:02] I think those were kind of before our time.

[00:56:05] When I was a little kid, I loved Superman.

[00:56:08] That was my guy.

[00:56:10] D.C.

[00:56:11] So I watched all, I watched those movies and they were kind of fucking butt cheeks.

[00:56:16] And it kind of turned me off.

[00:56:19] This is D.C.

[00:56:20] He's a business man, but he also has a jewel he uses to throw in.

[00:56:23] He's a reporter.

[00:56:24] And alien.

[00:56:25] Oh, you talking about Lex Luthor?

[00:56:26] Lex Luthor?

[00:56:27] Yeah.

[00:56:28] He's a business, but he also is bringing a jewel to this superhero.

[00:56:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:56:33] He wants, yeah.

[00:56:34] Is Lex Luthor even like a bad, does he do anything bad?

[00:56:37] I think he does.

[00:56:38] He wants to like, yeah.

[00:56:40] He wants to do what?

[00:56:42] Make money?

[00:56:43] That's legal.

[00:56:44] Why is Superman stopping him?

[00:56:46] Because he's a journalist, man.

[00:56:48] He's not a journalist.

[00:56:49] Yeah, he can't.

[00:56:50] Clark Kent.

[00:56:51] No, he's a fucking media stooge.

[00:56:53] What do you mean a media stooge?

[00:56:55] He has a fucking, what is it called when the mob where they give you a job that isn't

[00:56:58] real?

[00:56:59] No show?

[00:57:00] A Patsy?

[00:57:01] No show job.

[00:57:02] Yeah, but there's another name for it other than no show job.

[00:57:05] Maybe we'll all have to sit down and watch the Supreme.

[00:57:08] All right, let's go.

[00:57:09] Fuck, what's it called?

[00:57:11] God damn it.

[00:57:13] Yeah, Lex Luthor's big business, dude.

[00:57:16] Lex Luthor's basically Jeff Bezos.

[00:57:18] I've got big business.

[00:57:19] It's a big parrotence.

[00:57:20] It's a big goddamn parrotence.

[00:57:22] This parrotence once a fucking big.

[00:57:27] Maybe I'd be able to suck my own dick again.

[00:57:33] What did young Gene Hackman look like?

[00:57:35] He was never young.

[00:57:36] He was never young.

[00:57:37] Yeah, he was born at 65 years old.

[00:57:39] Never young.

[00:57:40] Never young.

[00:57:41] Never young.

[00:57:43] Just Rod Stewart cradling a full grown Gene Hackman.

[00:57:47] Yeah, yeah.

[00:57:48] Kissing him on the roof.

[00:57:49] Kissing him on the roof.

[00:57:50] When I look into your eyes and your whole giant breath.

[00:57:55] Good.

[00:57:56] God damn it, my tits are too big.

[00:57:58] And I know that your breasts will always be big as shit.

[00:58:03] Stop kissing my big fucking tits.

[00:58:05] You fucking queer.

[00:58:07] And when I suck on your nipples too.

[00:58:12] And your nipples get hard for me.

[00:58:17] Never young.

[00:58:18] Get your fucking gay mouth off my nipples.

[00:58:22] God damn it.

[00:58:25] Gene Hackman with that.

[00:58:27] He's my favorite character.

[00:58:29] Rod Stewart Kissing him.

[00:58:31] He also is helpless against Rod Stewart for something.

[00:58:35] Get me off your fucking lap, you fucking Nancy.

[00:58:38] Let's obey you, fucking Nancy.

[00:58:43] You take my fucking tits out of your mouth.

[00:58:48] Fuck.

[00:58:51] We got these.

[00:58:56] Get your hands off my tits.

[00:58:59] You fucking Nancy.

[00:59:00] You fucking homo.

[00:59:02] Get your fucking sister's hands off my tits.

[00:59:06] Stop sucking my...

[00:59:08] When your tits get home.

[00:59:11] You fucking homo.

[00:59:16] You fucking homo.

[00:59:18] Is it in the back of that pick up, John?

[00:59:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:59:26] That is funny thing, Gene Hackman with Titties, boy.

[00:59:30] I can't wait to have my sleep study done though, man.

[00:59:32] I'm gonna be unstoppable when I have a CPAP mask.

[00:59:35] I have so much energy.

[00:59:38] Wait, what is sleep apnea means you're too fat?

[00:59:41] You're fat asleep.

[00:59:42] You're too fat asleep.

[00:59:43] And you might kill yourself.

[00:59:44] Yeah, basically.

[00:59:46] That's scary, man.

[00:59:47] Yeah, I hope I don't fucking die in my sleep.

[00:59:49] That would be incredibly little dicky.

[00:59:52] You never hear about someone dying from sleep apnea.

[00:59:54] It happens?

[00:59:56] I don't know.

[00:59:57] I don't know.

[00:59:58] I can't think of a single famous person to die from sleep apnea.

[01:00:01] Yeah, but maybe they die over-dosing on shit to help them go to sleep.

[01:00:05] You ever think of that?

[01:00:06] Do you have trouble falling asleep?

[01:00:08] The war, I have so much trouble falling asleep.

[01:00:10] Because you can't breathe good?

[01:00:11] I just, I don't know.

[01:00:15] Well, good luck.

[01:00:16] A lot of anxiety.

[01:00:17] 500, 25,000, 600.

[01:00:20] What's that?

[01:00:21] I'm gonna do a sleep study.

[01:00:22] You should get that to do a...

[01:00:24] You're gonna put electrodes on my cock, shit.

[01:00:26] Yeah, a beat study.

[01:00:27] So your medical opinion is that I'm too fat.

[01:00:31] I love that joke because it's like, yes.

[01:00:34] It's literally a problem.

[01:00:37] It's not, we're supposed to...

[01:00:38] It's nothing to do with pissing me.

[01:00:39] The audience is supposed to be like, wow, that doctor's an idiot for saying that your problem is your...

[01:00:44] It's a different fucking thing.

[01:00:46] ...forbodle obese.

[01:00:48] It was a good joke.

[01:00:50] I mean, it was funny.

[01:00:51] He worded in a funny way, but it doesn't make any sense.

[01:00:53] It does make sense, man.

[01:00:55] If you piss too much, it's not because you're fat.

[01:00:57] If a doctor tells you you're pissing...

[01:00:59] No, he was a piece of shit doctor.

[01:01:01] He had his fucking windbreaker on it.

[01:01:03] He literally was holding tennis racket.

[01:01:05] He was on his fucking way out.

[01:01:07] Wait, you just met a guy at a tennis...

[01:01:09] No, man.

[01:01:10] He was just fucking...

[01:01:11] You're like doctor.

[01:01:12] I'm just gonna do that.

[01:01:13] You're sketch-combing it.

[01:01:16] Doctor.

[01:01:17] I was like, sir, I'm not a doctor.

[01:01:19] Doctor, please.

[01:01:20] I mean, this guy, doctor, just something.

[01:01:22] Doctor, just something.

[01:01:24] It was like a Polish fucking game.

[01:01:26] It's a guy from the Supreme.

[01:01:27] No, he was like my shitty dentist cousin,

[01:01:30] which I should've known was a problem.

[01:01:32] The dentist that gave you that tooth?

[01:01:35] No, no, no, different than a Greek dentist.

[01:01:37] He was related to him somehow.

[01:01:40] I think his wife or some shit.

[01:01:42] Anyway, this fucking piece of shit was gonna...

[01:01:44] It was like, I was his last patient before a fucking long weekend

[01:01:47] playing tennis or some shit.

[01:01:49] And he literally had a fucking...

[01:01:51] I can't help you ever play tennis for the entire weekend.

[01:01:53] And they were just like, yeah, we do a 48 hour marathon tennis game.

[01:01:57] It was a fucking...

[01:01:59] Jazowski or some shit?

[01:02:01] A GBMC, I think.

[01:02:03] So fuck no, don't do a coordinated harassment against him.

[01:02:06] Yeah, well, you already said too many informations.

[01:02:08] No, I was fucking up his name on the internet.

[01:02:11] That's a doctor that gave me this big goddamn...

[01:02:13] You go in for a colonoscopy and wake up with tits?

[01:02:20] Yeah, I can't differentiate between him and Rip Torn.

[01:02:24] That is...

[01:02:25] Because that's a good Rip Torn.

[01:02:26] That's a better Rip Torn than you ever had before.

[01:02:28] I can do an even better Rip Torn than that.

[01:02:29] Yeah, that's great.

[01:02:30] Yeah, that's great.

[01:02:31] That's a really good Rip Torn.

[01:02:32] Maybe I should have done the joke where it's a Rip Torn with a big perotence.

[01:02:36] That's funny.

[01:02:37] That's still works, man.

[01:02:38] Run it back.

[01:02:39] That's me, Tic Torn here.

[01:02:40] Tic Torn.

[01:02:42] No, do him, but it's Rod Stewart.

[01:02:44] Rip my own shirt open with these big perotence.

[01:02:47] Yeah.

[01:02:50] Larry, you gotta do the show and you gotta suck my tits.

[01:02:54] You're gonna suck my tits.

[01:02:56] If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge my tits.

[01:03:02] If you can dodge a child pornography charge.

[01:03:05] You can dodge a must have come to a start.

[01:03:09] Everybody went into that bank with a gun.

[01:03:11] That was awesome.

[01:03:12] You thought it was a...

[01:03:13] That was so fucking awesome.

[01:03:16] The mugshot.

[01:03:17] That's the thing, man.

[01:03:18] The girls are just trying to make it so they don't make men like that anymore.

[01:03:21] I don't want to learn that word.

[01:03:23] I agree.

[01:03:24] It got rules, dude.

[01:03:25] Yeah.

[01:03:26] Did he have a child pornography charge?

[01:03:27] No, no.

[01:03:28] Okay, thank God.

[01:03:29] No.

[01:03:30] The king.

[01:03:31] I can't think of my feet.

[01:03:32] No, because I thought he might have.

[01:03:33] He seems like the kind of guy who...

[01:03:34] Nah, you're thinking of Jeffrey Jones.

[01:03:37] No.

[01:03:38] Epstein?

[01:03:39] Jeffrey Jones.

[01:03:40] Jeffrey Jones.

[01:03:41] No.

[01:03:42] No.

[01:03:43] No.

[01:03:44] Jeffrey Jones.

[01:03:46] Jeffrey Jones.

[01:03:47] I don't know who that is.

[01:03:48] Yes, you do.

[01:03:49] No.

[01:03:50] The actor Jeffrey Jones.

[01:03:51] You know who he is.

[01:03:52] The principal from Bel Air, Prince Bill.

[01:03:55] No.

[01:03:56] Prince Bill.

[01:03:57] I don't want to know.

[01:03:58] You didn't even let me get started.

[01:04:00] You didn't even let me get started.

[01:04:01] You didn't even let me get started.

[01:04:02] Save by the bells.

[01:04:03] Save by the bells.

[01:04:04] Save by the bells.

[01:04:05] Mr. Belding.

[01:04:06] No.

[01:04:07] Fucking Ferris Bueller's Day Out.

[01:04:08] Oh, really?

[01:04:09] That guy had a child porn charge?

[01:04:10] Yeah, he was making his own...

[01:04:11] Yeah, that red...

[01:04:12] No!

[01:04:13] He was in Deadwood too.

[01:04:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:04:16] I really hope they bring him back for the movie.

[01:04:18] Wait, the guy...

[01:04:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:04:20] Maybe I'm thinking of a different guy.

[01:04:21] The newsman from Deadwood.

[01:04:22] You never saw that one.

[01:04:23] No.

[01:04:24] Was he also in breakfast club?

[01:04:25] He was like, if you go to his Wikipedia page, there's no section for it.

[01:04:29] But if you go to personal life, there's a heading that says legal trouble.

[01:04:33] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:04:35] In 2002, Jones was arrested for possession of child pornography and accused of soliciting

[01:04:39] a 14-year-old boy to pose nude for photographs.

[01:04:43] Oh no!

[01:04:44] Yeah, in 2003, he played no contest to a felony charge of soliciting a minor.

[01:04:48] No, call him Suck the 14-year-old, y'all.

[01:04:52] Yeah, his attorney emphasized that there was no allegation of improper physical contact.

[01:04:56] Okay, let's sort of summarize it again.

[01:04:58] Punishment was five years probation.

[01:04:59] Honestly?

[01:05:00] If you never fuck the kid...

[01:05:02] For pics?

[01:05:03] Did you get a couple pics?

[01:05:05] You ever heard of your first shows?

[01:05:08] Look, I'm not saying it's good, but...

[01:05:12] If you could eliminate everyone fucking kids by letting them take a couple pictures, that's

[01:05:21] not a bad compromise.

[01:05:22] We're also talking about it at lunch the other day because R. Kelly has said in songs that

[01:05:28] he has a 12-inch penis, it should make the severity of the crime worse.

[01:05:32] Yeah, I agree.

[01:05:33] Yeah.

[01:05:34] You should be a worse crime.

[01:05:37] If you can prove legally that your penis is child size...

[01:05:40] If you have a child size penis, there should be a Miss Penis.

[01:05:43] It's a leniency from the...

[01:05:45] Yes.

[01:05:46] From the Justice of the Court.

[01:05:47] From the honorable Your Honor.

[01:05:49] Would a just guy look like John Jones?

[01:05:51] He's a redhead...

[01:05:52] Oh shit.

[01:05:53] Mustache guy?

[01:05:54] That Rod Stewart for ever young son was a Bob Dylan son.

[01:05:56] It's a cop...

[01:05:57] Yeah, it's a cover that...

[01:05:58] Oh, it's Bob Dylan, not Crosby stills.

[01:06:00] Yeah.

[01:06:01] Wait, the redhead...

[01:06:03] Yeah, but it's a different...

[01:06:05] It's a different take on that song.

[01:06:07] Different take.

[01:06:08] What does he look like?

[01:06:09] Oh, the take is that Gene Hackman is...

[01:06:11] Yeah, it's a different...

[01:06:12] It's a little baby with big tits.

[01:06:13] It's an old man baby with big tits.

[01:06:15] I'm a fucking baby.

[01:06:16] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:18] God damn it, I'm a fucking baby!

[01:06:20] Ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:22] Big ass...

[01:06:23] Listen to me, I'm a fucking baby!

[01:06:25] Ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:26] Stop kissing my baby!

[01:06:28] My big baby tits.

[01:06:29] Stop kissing my fucking big baby tits!

[01:06:31] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:33] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:36] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:37] I feel like it's close.

[01:06:38] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:43] You think I'm the only baby with big tits?

[01:06:45] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:46] The first baby to have a big juicy parent tits?

[01:06:48] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:50] What are you, fucking simple?

[01:06:51] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:06:53] Fuck this!

[01:06:54] I'm just picturing his head on a baby's body!

[01:06:58] He's fucking...

[01:06:59] He's fucking...

[01:07:00] He's fucking...

[01:07:01] Oh God.

[01:07:03] What's about are you fucking query?

[01:07:04] You mama's in a baby with big tits?

[01:07:06] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:07:08] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:07:13] Oh shit.

[01:07:14] Forever gay.

[01:07:16] Alright.

[01:07:17] I wanna suck my little...

[01:07:19] Are you ending the show Adam?

[01:07:21] You have to walk Isis?

[01:07:22] After contributing nothing?

[01:07:24] Listen man, we can...

[01:07:25] We can keep talking about Jean Hackett.

[01:07:27] She's attributed.

[01:07:28] I just...

[01:07:31] You're deciding we're done.

[01:07:33] I haven't decided anything.

[01:07:34] Okay.

[01:07:35] I just said alright.

[01:07:36] Yeah, you looked at the...

[01:07:38] You hovered your finger up.

[01:07:39] You know what's really...

[01:07:40] I don't remember my finger.

[01:07:41] Hanging out with good pals.

[01:07:42] I love hanging out with you guys, honestly.

[01:07:44] Yeah.

[01:07:45] It's the only thing I really do anymore.

[01:07:47] That's true.

[01:07:48] Yeah.

[01:07:49] Well no, you've been cooking Japanese food.

[01:07:52] And you go to the gym?

[01:07:53] I have been cooking Japanese food.

[01:07:55] That's something.

[01:07:56] Yeah, it's nice.

[01:07:57] Dude, it's easy.

[01:07:58] Yeah.

[01:07:59] You think it would be hard.

[01:08:00] You know, cause I love...

[01:08:01] Oh, this...

[01:08:02] Bullshit.

[01:08:03] Yeah, they love fucking bullshit.

[01:08:05] And numbers and shit.

[01:08:07] Yeah, yeah.

[01:08:08] But you know, the Japanese are really just dressed up Chinese people.

[01:08:10] Underneath it all, there's zero culture.

[01:08:13] No, they have like a very rich cultural history.

[01:08:18] You know, I guess maybe that's true also.

[01:08:21] Yeah, the Emperor and shit like that.

[01:08:24] The Shogun.

[01:08:25] You know?

[01:08:26] Art and shit like that.

[01:08:28] Kabuki Theater.

[01:08:30] Bukaki Theater.

[01:08:32] Bukaki Theater.

[01:08:33] Is Bukaki Japanese traditionally?

[01:08:36] Yeah.

[01:08:37] Yeah.

[01:08:38] So Japanese were...

[01:08:39] They invented busting.

[01:08:40] They were the first society to bust with your boys and one girl.

[01:08:45] That's fun.

[01:08:46] Yeah.

[01:08:47] Well, what do you say?

[01:08:48] We get a couple fellas over here, get one girl over here.

[01:08:51] Jack off on her face.

[01:08:52] You know what?

[01:08:53] I think we got enough fellas.

[01:08:54] You think just us?

[01:08:55] Just us?

[01:08:56] Is that a full Bukaki?

[01:08:57] In my fiance.

[01:08:58] It feels like it needs to be over four.

[01:09:00] A Bukaki?

[01:09:02] I think three is a minimum Bukaki.

[01:09:05] No, I would say five.

[01:09:07] There's definitely Japanese Shogun rules.

[01:09:10] I would say at least five to be a full proper Bukaki.

[01:09:13] I would love to be a show.

[01:09:14] Four is a half Bukaki.

[01:09:15] Three and under is just a gang bang.

[01:09:16] I would love to be a Ronin leader.

[01:09:19] Yeah.

[01:09:20] You know?

[01:09:21] You can't be a Ronin leader.

[01:09:22] Why?

[01:09:23] Ronin is a samurai whose master is dead.

[01:09:26] Yeah, so he travels.

[01:09:27] So he has travels around.

[01:09:28] Travel is around.

[01:09:29] So he's alone.

[01:09:30] No, but he's got a cat.

[01:09:32] What happened?

[01:09:33] Doesn't he have...

[01:09:34] He doesn't he become master?

[01:09:35] No.

[01:09:36] No, no.

[01:09:37] He's masterless.

[01:09:38] He's masterless.

[01:09:39] And you're supposed to commit seppuku if your master dies.

[01:09:41] If you're used to, you become Ronin.

[01:09:42] And then you're traveling, saying that.

[01:09:43] Oh, that's awesome.

[01:09:44] And you do crime.

[01:09:45] Man, I mean you've seen your Jimbo or...

[01:09:47] You come over a scenario.

[01:09:48] No.

[01:09:49] ...or Ronin, the beginning of the movie where they describe what a Ronin is.

[01:09:52] No.

[01:09:53] Yeah.

[01:09:54] But I would love to be here.

[01:09:55] Wait a second.

[01:09:56] Hold on.

[01:09:57] You just have to have a master your whole life?

[01:09:58] Yeah.

[01:09:59] So yeah, it's like an infutal Japan.

[01:10:00] You have to suck off as like a 14 year old boy.

[01:10:03] All right.

[01:10:04] Oh, damn.

[01:10:05] For real?

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:07] Do you have to keep all samurai were molested?

[01:10:08] Do you have to keep sucking them off?

[01:10:10] No, I think there was like an ancient cove.

[01:10:12] That's crazy because that's...

[01:10:13] I mean Greek people.

[01:10:14] That was when you were getting trained, you sucked the guy off.

[01:10:17] Yeah.

[01:10:18] And then afterwards, you stopped the gay shit.

[01:10:20] And in fact, they made fun of you if you liked getting fucked as an adult.

[01:10:23] Yeah, man.

[01:10:24] Yeah.

[01:10:25] There's no joke.

[01:10:26] There's like a...

[01:10:27] There's like a...

[01:10:28] The ancient Greek word is like wide-assed guys.

[01:10:32] And that was the word for like you'd like getting fucked as an adult.

[01:10:34] Yeah.

[01:10:35] Well, there's a difference between...

[01:10:36] But when you're a kid, of course you get fucked.

[01:10:37] Between...

[01:10:38] ...that having sex.

[01:10:39] Well, I thought it's your thighs, no?

[01:10:42] No, I think they fully fucked their asses.

[01:10:44] Oh, well, okay.

[01:10:45] Yeah.

[01:10:46] There's a difference between two gross men having sex and one sexy hot boy.

[01:10:49] He's learning.

[01:10:50] Yep.

[01:10:51] He's eager for knowledge.

[01:10:52] Blushing.

[01:10:53] Blushing boy.

[01:10:54] Oh my gosh.

[01:10:55] Let's get back to the fantasy where I'm a Ronan.

[01:10:57] Okay.

[01:10:58] Now hold on.

[01:10:59] Okay.

[01:11:00] Let's get back to it.

[01:11:01] Hold on.

[01:11:02] Just be a little...

[01:11:03] I have clarifying.

[01:11:04] I have clarifying.

[01:11:05] Like those drums that like boom.

[01:11:06] I have clarifying questions though.

[01:11:07] Just that.

[01:11:08] That's cool.

[01:11:09] That's cool.

[01:11:10] Boom.

[01:11:11] Yeah.

[01:11:12] That I'm just sitting in like some temple with a sword contemplating murdering an entire village.

[01:11:16] Getting drunk off Saki.

[01:11:19] Okay.

[01:11:20] You would do different jobs and stuff.

[01:11:22] Like people would hire you as like a mercenary.

[01:11:24] That's cool.

[01:11:25] To like...

[01:11:26] Yeah.

[01:11:27] Yeah.

[01:11:28] Boom.

[01:11:29] Boom.

[01:11:30] Boom.

[01:11:31] Boom.

[01:11:32] Boom.

[01:11:33] Boom.

[01:11:34] Boom.

[01:11:35] Boom.

[01:11:36] Boom.

[01:11:37] Boom.

[01:11:38] Boom.

[01:11:39] Boom.

[01:11:40] Boom.

[01:11:41] Boom.

[01:11:42] Boom.

[01:11:43] Boom.

[01:11:44] Boom.

[01:11:45] You're not gonna tell it.

[01:11:46] You're not gonna tell me what it's like.

[01:12:00] Love it.

[01:12:00] I'll tape together

[01:12:03] This is shit I found in the garbage or my head

[01:12:17] You just have to you just have to wait for your master to die you don't get to become a master

[01:12:21] No, if you let your master die like it's considered a shame

[01:12:25] If you like I don't think dies of natural calls. I think if you let him be killed or something

[01:12:31] Okay, that makes sense to me. Yeah, then you walk around

[01:12:33] Because you should die of natural causes too

[01:12:36] But I always assume is if you died by being killed so you don't ever get to become a master with the fuck

[01:12:43] No, you're it's like a you have a Lord. It's like feudal. It's like there's a lord. Oh, and you're like a knight

[01:12:48] You know that's suck your knight for that Lord. Yeah, oh fuck that

[01:12:52] And then if he dies you're supposed to commit

[01:12:56] Sepulch that I'm not doing that. No, I kind of want to watch your jimbo again

[01:13:00] What's your jimbo? It's a good movie. It's a croissado movie. Mmm

[01:13:06] You probably like it. Yeah

[01:13:08] Yeah, I'm fucking

[01:13:19] My penis is a small

[01:13:28] What do you get on about it got on?

[01:13:32] What do you got though?

[01:13:34] I'm sure I'm probably saying something. Can you tell there's no way that's not this gotta be at least two or three Japanese

[01:13:41] You got a couple words. Oh, yeah

[01:13:42] Yeah, can you tell if you're watching a movie in a different language if the guys acting good or not?

[01:13:47] Yeah, yeah, you can you think you can't but you can you feel like I can't

[01:13:51] Yeah, because you don't have the discerning eye. You don't have the discerning eye

[01:13:55] I feel like those guys from Kurosawa movies if it was in English. I would be like this is wait Kurosawa. I

[01:14:00] thought that was cartoons

[01:14:02] Akira Kurosawa, you're right. You're right dude. Isn't that you do you think drifting away?

[01:14:08] No, no, that's a

[01:14:12] Miyazaki Miyazaki. Oh, yeah Miyazaki Murakami is the Kanye guy. Yeah, who's Murakami or

[01:14:19] Murakami did the college?

[01:14:21] The graduation Oh really the truck the flying bear and stuff that's pretty cool. Yeah, I fuck with that. Yeah

[01:14:38] The best impression yet

[01:14:40] Come

[01:14:47] To the best one the best one anyone's ever done no one's done it better than that yet to definitely be one

[01:14:55] Oh, I'm trying we need it. I'll try one next up

[01:15:03] Oh boyuri dinner butter brabrabra

[01:15:33] I've got all the spine to figure out when people are talking about my test

[01:15:41] There's actually one of copalo's best films

[01:15:44] unnoticed oh you thought I was doing you

[01:15:49] General but

[01:15:52] Yeah, actually

[01:15:54] Hey guys

[01:15:57] Would you say

[01:15:59] You said before the show yeah, I watched her own it at 7 a.m. This morning they wrote a screenplay

[01:16:04] Yeah, I didn't write a screenplay I started writing

[01:16:08] Shut up don't ever quote me directly again. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry man. I did start watching running at 7 a.m

[01:16:16] Yeah

[01:16:18] It felt great. It felt like a kid waking up to watch Saturday morning, but where I'm from and ties may near

[01:16:24] Yeah, are you doing Australian?

[01:16:30] Bong-bong

[01:16:31] Yeah, that's your rules, dude. I want to sleep on a

[01:16:34] On a mat

[01:16:36] Roll my mat out, you know, you have my little piece of fish with my rice ball. Yep

[01:16:41] Take a fucking katana

[01:16:43] Just murder an entire village. Okay. Just come down from the mountains

[01:16:48] Descended upon it to send upon them. Yeah

[01:16:51] The village I guess I could do that now

[01:16:55] Yeah, and you know, it's weird in like a hundred years. They're gonna look back on guys like

[01:17:00] Adam Lanza and

[01:17:02] Adam Friedland Adam Lanza and Ted Kizinski and Omar

[01:17:08] Mateen and fucking Steven paddock paddock as like the Ronin

[01:17:14] He's got wandering warriors without a master

[01:17:23] So true their master was taken from them by feminists and they had no option

[01:17:30] No, oh damn my dick is so juicy here 2007 during the Obama period

[01:17:51] Of neo neo Japan they don't even remember the name of America

[01:17:55] It's just called Japan to

[01:17:59] Neo yokeo there's a few you look like you have to like shit real bad

[01:18:04] I might have to I'm I have to piss. Yeah, but I'm a pro. I'm holding Adam. Yeah, I can't my bladder has been so

[01:18:11] Overactive recently you might have pussy problems, dude. Yeah, you keep shitting you keep pissing my man's vagina to my pussy's fine

[01:18:20] My pussy my pussy perfect

[01:18:22] You know, we did you know my pussy small and perfect

[01:18:28] Incorrect not true bitch. You have a gross big pussy

[01:18:33] Say you'd have a gross little pussy if you had a pussy

[01:18:36] No way, dude. Yeah, you would I'd have a girl. I mean I'd have a sexy

[01:18:41] No small you have a gross pussy pink little no sir gorgeous little no, sir. We Bob dewy

[01:18:49] cute little little bow on top wouldn't

[01:18:54] Gorgeous you have an ugly pussy landing strip

[01:19:00] Would you get your beautiful would you get a landing strip now?

[01:19:04] Would you guys like a landing? Yeah?

[01:19:08] Maybe

[01:19:09] Do you are you think gay guys are into like a creative waxing probably?

[01:19:14] Probably so I would say they go to the fucking well groomed otherwise

[01:19:19] Why is it crack my or have a cue in his pubes family guy?

[01:19:23] That's funny. Did you see that Trump app of family guy? You mean the thing that I took a picture of

[01:19:29] The thing that you didn't see it was on Twitter

[01:19:32] No, I didn't see that I took a picture of a sent to you and you asked me if I saw he did send it to the chat man

[01:19:38] Yeah, I forgot Peter and

[01:19:47] The thing I was watching don't do this thing that was awesome you did do that. Yeah, yeah, I mean Adam

[01:19:53] You did you deserve it was all over online. Yeah, I'm never stopping me you could admit that Nick

[01:19:59] You're not online it was online, but Nick was the way you came you I forgot that Nick sent us a picture

[01:20:05] Because he was watching family guy for some reason

[01:20:13] That there was a it was a fight. Yeah, right?

[01:20:16] I love it. Lois. Tommy Lois. That's great

[01:20:20] The baby wants to kill the mom. He's gay. Yeah, I'm gay. Lois. He's gay to hate his mom. Yeah

[01:20:26] Damn the guy who created family is definitely gay then right? Yeah. Oh, is that who created it? I thought

[01:20:32] It's to us to be graffa. Yeah, what's doing Griffith?

[01:20:41] What do we didn't write the show I thought it was the smartest I thought Brian's wrote it Brian Stevenson

[01:20:50] Didn't they kill my bus is that people were really sad they killed him?

[01:20:55] Was he like a heartbeat Brian? I don't actually

[01:21:00] They brought him back because the fans were so upset about him being killed they should bring back a poo is the dog on the Simpsons

[01:21:12] Well what you believe in reincarnation

[01:21:15] Game back is a dog look. He's not an Indian guy. It's a fucking dog. I mean yeah

[01:21:20] We could talk like whatever. So do you want to do the voice or not Mr. Contabolo? Yeah, you play a dog is a slave to the family

[01:21:27] And his job is to eat the feces out of the Simpsons asses. So that'll be the character you're playing

[01:21:39] I just put on some chapstick. Yeah, my lips got all dried out the other day kept me up at night

[01:21:44] I got medically I got my shit got medically dry dude. I went to a dermatologist. I'm going every doctor motherfucker. I know

[01:21:50] I'm gonna be beautiful

[01:21:51] I'm gonna be I'm the healthiest man alive and they gave me look they prescribed me lotion to get my fucking shit right lip

[01:21:57] Lotion no no my whole body you got lotion for your whole body

[01:22:00] Mm-hmm like what they do with the whales at sea world. No like what they do to people they lotion whales. Yeah, they

[01:22:13] Yeah, I'm a I'm a whale rubber

[01:22:18] A rogue whales at sea world now. I'm lotioning up dude

[01:22:22] Girls lotion themselves. I'm like a girl now. Yeah. Yeah black people do too. Yep

[01:22:27] That's true. Whoa the foremost users of lotion. I would say they love black people. Yeah, I

[01:22:34] Always had supple oily Mediterranean

[01:22:37] It's funny sick, you know, there's that complaint that they only make band-aids and like white skin color or whatever

[01:22:44] But like I've never seen a black person word band-aid anyways, Nelly. I don't think they get paper cuts

[01:22:49] Nelly Nelly were band-aid on a space and it wouldn't make any sense if it was a black band-aid

[01:22:53] Mm-hmm. It was a black skin colored band-aid. You'd be like what's happened to his face. He was a little light skin

[01:22:59] But tell the Trent but but it accentuated. I counted yeah

[01:23:05] You know you think black band-aids wouldn't make sense. No, they make them now, but it's like I don't I don't think

[01:23:12] Why people are getting paper cuts?

[01:23:14] Well, that's not the only thing you use a band-aid for. I don't know. What do you use it for? They're all their cuts. Yeah

[01:23:19] You know, I don't think they have accidents

[01:23:24] What about sports players to get injured man, you don't use a band-aid for sports and sometimes some very minor ones finger jamming

[01:23:32] You know

[01:23:34] What about you know the fact that what you're saying is completely false. That's true

[01:23:40] That's correct. That's another way to look at it

[01:23:43] There's many different ways to interpret but also I feel like

[01:23:47] No, it's a bay. It's a weird band-aid color is no one really looks good with it

[01:23:54] You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like Iranians. They're really the only people that the band-aid makes sense. No, sir. I've got goodness. I've got new band-aids

[01:24:05] Mersam look at this this band-aid that puts it in a penance. This is the same color

[01:24:09] This is the same color as my penance

[01:24:15] I laugh does not know that you bet put on my penestip

[01:24:20] That we were having a sex

[01:24:23] It doesn't have

[01:24:25] You need to intro this character. It's an Iranian guy who's gay

[01:24:30] No, I know I said that intro this character

[01:24:34] Sorry, hey, look if you could put that one

[01:24:36] No, it's an Iranian guy who has band-aids. No, that's a different character Adam

[01:24:42] With that's a different character. The terrorist gay guy is different than the Iranian

[01:24:46] No, I thought it's Iranian guy that the FBI is listening to yeah, but there's no way that's not funny outside of like

[01:24:52] Yeah, you need to recording at that you recording out

[01:24:55] Well, this is a podcast. It's all

[01:24:57] Coming to a phone. There's this town quality when I do it through the phone. It's funny. It's so much funnier now

[01:25:03] I have to explain that

[01:25:05] You can't wasn't doing it's funny

[01:25:10] A joke for just us boys just for the boys. Can we have anything all right? So let's keep it to ourselves

[01:25:16] Telephone we don't have to live out loud like that

[01:25:18] The FBI is spying on an Iranian man

[01:25:21] Because they think he's a terrorist and all of his phone calls that they're spying on are just him

[01:25:26] I'm telling another Iranian man that his penis is too small

[01:25:38] My ma mr. Shana have badness to his image. I may have just said to me that my penis is too small

[01:25:47] But if you want you can come out to look at my penis

[01:25:52] And we can see my penis is as small as yours

[01:25:55] And I think my wife if I'm able to take a picture

[01:26:01] To send to my wife to show her that my penis is not

[01:26:05] In that too small, but yours is not too much bigger. Maybe she will

[01:26:09] Stop got your to have sex with people at her job

[01:26:15] And I have a ramadun to you

[01:26:17] I have just the FBI advance with headphones on listening to this guy

[01:26:24] He's dropping on a cocked

[01:26:27] Iranian man with a medically too small penis to have gay sex with

[01:26:31] Anyways, let's go do it. Bye