Cum Town | Premium | 02/04/2019
[00:00:29] Never mind wait psych it was an hour ago
[00:00:32] I'm gay and I fuck a man. I want to fuck you pussy psycho, but I want to fucking rest home
[00:00:38] I thought it was pretty jacked up in fifth grade that that band had no ladies of them and they're all closed
[00:00:46] Very naked ladies. I bought that I bought that CD. I'll tell you exactly you're real hip-hop head
[00:00:52] I bought that CD at the Barnes and Noble in fucking a white marshmaryland everyone if you want if anybody wants to go
[00:01:02] See what adolescent stop rose. I was in fifth grade. I believe mm-hmm. I bumped that that's so funny
[00:01:08] I remember playing that CD at eldest's house when I was fucking eight years old and he thought it was he had honestly
[00:01:14] Elders had great taste as a child. He was listening to me. Everyone says that about him
[00:01:18] Yeah, everybody I talked to the nose eldest you say you know what that guy had great taste
[00:01:24] Yeah, dude. I'm serious. Yeah, he was really into Tarkovsky. Right. He introduced me to pairing a
[00:01:33] No, dude for real. He was like I I watched dumb and dumber at his house. Yeah, great taste
[00:01:56] Okay, well first of all we were all dumb immigrants in the arpeggio shit about American culture
[00:02:01] I didn't see any fucking like big movies and you didn't have TV. We had my dad would just watch Greek TV
[00:02:06] He didn't talk about dumb and dumber at school. I I saw it in fucking eldest house
[00:02:11] I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, I didn't know shit about you know, I
[00:02:14] Don't know I remember that final scene in dumb and dumber really upsetting me before I even had any
[00:02:21] Sex sexual function right but like those girls that said we need
[00:02:27] Grease boy. Oh, yeah, yeah, come rub oil on us
[00:02:31] I know and then he's like you're gonna want to go that way even as like a yeah nine year old
[00:02:36] I was like you fuck absolutely that would hit that car what I hated the most was
[00:02:42] When you're about to see your tits and then it's the headlights. Yeah, that's still fucking makes me mad
[00:02:51] Bro, is that blueberry? That's all you're singing your song. Yeah, you're waffles
[00:02:56] Waffle song earlier. Yeah commercial for ego waffles that I can't do on the show. Yeah
[00:03:01] Let's just say the word he was using had the same amount of G's
[00:03:15] Mr. Al how many G's are in an ego let's find out
[00:03:25] I was gonna I was saying maybe we should get bagels pre but you know
[00:03:29] We ran out of time everyone had other there aren't good bagels in bedside
[00:03:33] Just really not good anything in bedside. Yeah, the food is kind of dog dick a real food here sucks a dog O'Dikaru
[00:03:42] Pals over at friends of the show lucha lucha. Yeah, that is a good
[00:03:45] No-chow no strand which we vouch for we do vouch for
[00:03:51] Those fueled the show for a nice stretch there. I had one before the show today, and I had and I had your scraps
[00:03:58] Feel great. I'm gonna get fucking bagels when I get home. I've decided it. I'm gonna pack up
[00:04:04] Well, if you're listening to this the show that I'm packing for was yesterday
[00:04:08] So little fucking time travel. I am in Los Angeles. It's Super Bowl Sunday. Oh, yeah, the big game
[00:04:15] Sorry big game. We don't have the rights to say super. Oh, yeah
[00:04:20] Well, they sue us can they is that why people say that shit? They're like yeah, they have to say I'm like the radio and stuff
[00:04:24] It's just the fucking name of it because I guess it's Roger Goodell man
[00:04:29] He wouldn't you want the word Super Bowl out there more if you have sex with no
[00:04:34] There's no way that you can tell you can't tell people they can't say Super Bowl
[00:04:38] Then why do people say the big game or I guess it's for if it's for a promotion
[00:04:42] It's like if they're doing like a promotion on the radio for something like an event that our radio station is throwing on
[00:04:49] You can't use a simple. I don't think profit. Yeah, I don't think you make money off of that
[00:04:54] Well, it's weird because like I remember reading about like trademark law and stuff and it's it's so convoluted
[00:05:01] Yeah, it's bullshit because if you if you don't
[00:05:04] Force a trademark for very long or if it like crosses over into being like they can't enforce trademark rules with like
[00:05:11] You know saying like somebody saying like make a Xerox
[00:05:15] You know, I you know, I I don't give a fuck
[00:05:19] When it's someone's birthday. I'll sing the happy birthday song Jesus
[00:05:23] Even if I don't have the right what what about public domain?
[00:05:26] Isn't that doesn't feel like you should be a happy birthday's in public domain or something
[00:05:31] How about domain and he's a rapper that sucks domain domain
[00:05:38] Where you going what's that? Yeah, it's a little dome where you have to go get out
[00:05:44] Come on man Adam. I was trying to freestyle is
[00:05:47] Oh, don't and now it's over. Yeah, cuz you fucked it up
[00:05:52] Second on a penis. It's a suckin on a penis. You know sometimes I feel like having to
[00:06:00] Having to do like nine episodes in a row they get good around like episode three or four and then by the time we're at like
[00:06:07] Yeah, six. It's like I don't I think like before you went to LA. Yeah, there was a point like during that stretch where we all took a nap
[00:06:14] Do you remember we all took a nap together? I think those are funny though. Yeah
[00:06:20] I think it's funny to do a bad job in an interesting new way that most people wouldn't even consider
[00:06:27] The next move is somehow trims transitioning the podcast into a completely different language
[00:06:34] Okay, we can start with Greek. Yeah, I'll start speaking Greek. Okay. I'll start pretending to speak. Okay. Mm-hmm. Let's see
[00:07:10] You have to say what say net your net or all heat pick one. Yeah, bitch. You just said you like dick
[00:07:22] I said I said do you know what you said dude? I got it. That's the problem
[00:07:26] I got context. What is that in Greek? I don't know out of any language. It's the only language where no means yes
[00:07:33] Yeah, we don't have kids to the concept of as long as you're a boy. We don't have the concept of concern. It's no consent
[00:07:41] And that's the that's where the Romans steal everything from us
[00:07:43] They took that but applied it to women then they don't have consent for anyone. Yeah, the God the God of opposite day
[00:07:57] I am sorry the God of accidents. That was good pussy though. Thank you
[00:08:01] This was there like a deity for mental disabilities. Oh like a retard a retarded God. Yeah, yeah
[00:08:10] The Spartans just tossed anyone with any kind of defect straight in the river
[00:08:14] I mean they have a God for everything. There's a drunk one. There's one who's like dick who is too hard. Yeah, that guy rules
[00:08:21] He literally carries his dick around like a wheelbarre like some kind of primitive
[00:08:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a God of like your dick big to yeah, I pissed that's what I pissed him comes from
[00:08:33] It's like my dick won't stop being hard
[00:08:36] He's just like in a cave somewhere an awesome fucking culture. I love my I love my baby
[00:08:42] Let him up on Mount Olympus with that dick in a wheelbarrow is too good. He has to go into a cave
[00:08:46] I like to love mythology my man's you man was fucking that was the only only thing I enjoyed learning as a kid was
[00:08:54] Mythology. Yeah Egyptian and Greek mythology. I we didn't really learn to do a spin-off podcast about
[00:09:01] Mythology. Yeah, yeah like a smart guy podcast. We've read we pivot to being smart pivot
[00:09:06] Yeah, no, we would talk first of all Greek mythology is the most come town. This is now a mollock podcast. We only discuss
[00:09:13] Oh, yeah, I only do the cannon. I got mollock whose mollock he's dig
[00:09:18] Well, he's part of like me when people talk about like pizza gate or all that shit
[00:09:22] Mm-hmm. Mollock is so like the build a bird group. No worship mollock the bill to bear how that that owl thing is
[00:09:29] Oh shit, the bird group is that real? Yeah, they're there right now. Really? No. No, that's daavas. Yeah, that's different
[00:09:36] No, I mean there is like weird shit like what's the one behemian Grove right? Yeah, they do and like every president goes out
[00:09:43] Every president they'll get like naked with each other and then simulate a child sacrifice to like an owl and it's like mm-hmm
[00:09:50] Do just don't do that right? It's like with all the weird shit like people already are looking at you
[00:09:56] Why would you do that you think because you're rich and it's like you're yeah, but like politicians you staff to worry about saying yeah wrong
[00:10:03] Election that blue presidential election. Yeah, but they're still but they're still like well
[00:10:08] We can't give up the fake child sacrifice and praying to an owl
[00:10:12] With all of our rich friends of course the optics on that don't map the map. Yeah, yeah
[00:10:17] We need to make sure that we have like we're dancing with Beyonce on Ellen at six o'clock
[00:10:23] It's but the simulated child murder in the woods with a bunch of naked, you know, yeah billionaires
[00:10:32] I don't think so that would be interesting. No, no, he didn't that's why Trump's the outsider interesting
[00:10:38] That's why Hillary didn't have a concession speech because she was at Build a bird
[00:10:41] Well, they didn't expect him to win so all of the elites had to have a secret meeting and figure out like what they were going to do
[00:10:47] Whether that whether the Illuminati was gonna cap him or not. Yeah, mm-hmm shoot him with the heart attack ray gun
[00:10:52] Yeah, which definitely CIA has by the way anyways, that's like modern-day mythology, you know
[00:10:58] What oh those theories they're fun. Oh, yeah, sure. Okay. I buy that. Yeah. Yeah, no there
[00:11:06] But yeah, I think I think it's just they're so wild. No one it doesn't even matter
[00:11:11] You know what I mean like knowing that they do all that shit. It's like no one is gonna
[00:11:21] Like no one all the skull and bone shit George Bush beaten off in a fucking coffin and shit like that it seems far-fetched
[00:11:28] Do you know I'm saying? Yeah, it's like I don't know how they're still able to suppress that kind of stuff if you like would assume that
[00:11:37] Democratized information or like the internet would they probably you know, it's still suppressed
[00:11:42] They have those little wander bags that Dave Chappelle has for his for his shows. Oh you put your phone in
[00:11:48] Yeah, there's so there's one of the Hillary Clinton emails
[00:11:51] It says with fingers crossed the old rabbits foot out of the box in the attic
[00:11:54] I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to mow lock. No, yeah
[00:11:59] What are you talking about? That's one of the leaked emails from Hillary Clinton. She said that yeah, there's literally
[00:12:05] Just doing a bit. No, it's just from it's it's I don't know if it's Cheryl Mills wrote it
[00:12:09] I can't parse who wrote this but it's a email from Cheryl Mills to Hillary Clinton. What's the subject?
[00:12:19] Damn dude. There's some freak. Yeah shit. We don't even know about mm-hmm. Now. Okay. I assume
[00:12:27] Traditionally, this was all men so they would all molest children together. Mm-hmm. What do women how do women molest children?
[00:12:35] What do you think they do? Like when Kamala Harris goes to this meeting because it looks like they picked her to be president
[00:12:44] Does she how does she molest the kid that they all molest?
[00:12:49] She just throws them in jail. She just arrests their parents for truancy
[00:12:57] But I don't know I think that's an interesting thing, you know, are these what I want to know are they are these groups
[00:13:02] making concessions for girl bosses, you know Kamala Harris would make
[00:13:14] It was like kind of a Guantanamo Bay style torture
[00:13:22] Sorry, I just I read this for like two seconds and I immediately just sucked right back into rolling R or whatever
[00:13:28] Yeah, I mean because it's just weird shit in the Hillary emails. That's awesome. Yeah, and Hillary definitely like
[00:13:35] Supported a rape like Bill Clinton's rape the rapist, right? Yeah, she covered up
[00:13:40] She definitely comes up and worst case scenario. She also like through fucking Monica Lewinsky's
[00:13:46] 21 year old juicy lipdance under the bus
[00:13:48] Yeah, I mean a lot of people did but yeah, I guess she was maybe one of the more than top people most
[00:13:54] Responsible. Yeah, it is crazy. I mean we've probably talked about it a bunch
[00:13:58] But it is crazy that like a kid basically got 21 like she's you know a child
[00:14:04] It's good for her getting that that presidential dick dude suck the president's dick at work. Yeah
[00:14:11] In his office first of all getting getting pussy or penis at work. That's cool
[00:14:16] That's cool to do saying about the boss fucking the boss is pretty cool. Mm-hmm, and then the boss is the president. I would I
[00:14:23] Have a I'm attracted to oh my I would love to smash remember
[00:14:29] That show the masked man or whatever the fuck that she was the host of the last dating game
[00:14:34] No, it was like a dating show no, and she was like the host of it was like pre
[00:14:39] It was kind of ahead of its time really anyways with the fuck it. There's an email
[00:14:47] Back then I think it was 13 or so. It's just I can't
[00:14:51] It's just too much weird shit and he's goddamn emails man
[00:14:55] And it's like every time I take a step back and I'm like no why did they decide on pizza that seems like
[00:15:06] When you know because it's a few tidying and plain sight
[00:15:09] Like them like zeroing in on pizza when there's all this other weird stuff. Why would they oh you mean the pizza gators?
[00:15:14] Yeah, because the gators like you said like the first email that was like because cheese pizza
[00:15:23] The last that one email that was like bring a pizza with it
[00:15:27] But this time make his dick four inches not yeah, oh, okay. You remember that yeah, that was like that was from John Podesta
[00:15:33] There was something weird about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:15:36] Make sure the pizza but you know what was interesting is like did you see that that like fucking tanky on Twitter that was like
[00:15:45] You know that had oh yeah, yeah conspiracy tying like like Chappo and our podcast and Red Scare to your bookkeeper
[00:15:53] Sick I yeah that literally just showed me how to use quick
[00:15:59] That girl that's that they were talking about yeah, but it was funny
[00:16:03] It was funny like reading it because it's like I can kind of see what they're saying
[00:16:10] It's like very easy to look at a thing and be like oh yeah
[00:16:13] I guess there's like connections here and I mean
[00:16:17] Dasha's really a legend for that one for her sending that email to that girl
[00:16:22] Which she did it which did the swashy the flash she made a fake email account
[00:16:26] She said I have some intel on Dasha neck or so
[00:16:29] And she sent a picture of her embrace when they were like 18 with a swastika flag hell yeah
[00:16:35] Like an essence flag like in a punk house in in San Francisco nice. Were they put not cheap punks?
[00:16:41] No, but there was like there's they were doing some like photo shoot or so. I mean braces you like but yeah
[00:16:48] I don't know they're doing some like some 19 year old punk shit right and then
[00:16:54] And then she like she's like you got to be careful. It's very dangerous out there
[00:17:00] And then you know the girl posted at the next day. She's like bitch. I said that to you fucking
[00:17:09] But you're what do you what you're what are you saying?
[00:17:12] Nick that like you could see like from the outside thinking it's like a fucking conspiracy or what yeah
[00:17:17] It's like I don't know what it means when somebody sends an email that says I found a napkin here with a map on the back of it
[00:17:23] I think it's maybe yours. Maybe it's pizza related
[00:17:27] Which is like what the fuck does that right? There's no like what could it pass straight forward?
[00:17:33] Explanation literally what could it mean no one's burying pizzas in their backyard and treasure map for a slice of disjourned exactly but like
[00:17:44] Realistically there probably is a simple explanation for it. Yeah, it sounds dumb. Yeah, right right right right
[00:17:50] Yeah, I know you mean yeah, cuz you did also corny ass people like they are fucking kids
[00:17:55] But they're probably not it's probably not pizza is the way they do it. Yeah, it's like so so little of life has like an actual
[00:18:04] It's like mostly things just sort of happen right nothing is ever satisfying right and people's like motivations are like
[00:18:12] Coming people's motivations are like not always clear to yeah, you like reduce people to like
[00:18:18] Like Tony Podesta probably sometimes just is like what you keep moving keep like doing this shit
[00:18:24] You keep like your voice trails off when you talk to the side
[00:18:27] I mean I've been talking into this microphone on this show for bro
[00:18:31] I'm just telling you the truth bro. I can shoot the messenger man. You can keep trailing off
[00:18:35] Stop's got the can I got the message your criticizing. I got the cans on bitch. You know what that's right
[00:18:40] I am fucking criticizing you poor Mike technique bitch now keep it in front and tell your story about Podesta
[00:18:46] I'm done. I'm done telling maybe okay. No tell your story
[00:18:50] Make my dumb point on this comedy podcast
[00:18:55] If people only listen to you to maybe your racial stories
[00:18:57] Well, I'll go out. Okay. Here's your point. You want to say you think John Podesta's hot Tony Podesta
[00:19:04] Yeah, who's Tony the brother? Oh, is he the one that fucks kids? Yeah? Oh John doesn't fuck kids
[00:19:10] Well, I'm just helps out there's one thing with pizza gate like there some child went missing and they released a sketch of the like the suspect
[00:19:18] Awesome, but there were two different sketches and that separate sketches looked exactly like John and Tony
[00:19:31] Because it's like you know, it's like I guess that's not what it is, but it's like I choose to believe that
[00:19:36] Yeah, there's so much fun. You like that dude the funniest one of the funniest
[00:19:40] Internet piece of all times the the black newscaster with the like rapist
[00:19:45] Just him I mean come on dude. Yeah, nothing's better than that. Yeah
[00:19:56] What did they say that Tony Podesta like if you looked at his art collection, it's like
[00:20:04] Yeah, well if you go to like this is so goddamn. Yeah, it's the best thing ever. Oh, yeah
[00:20:11] That's whole that's Internet Hall of Fame right there
[00:20:19] Yeah, I don't know man if you go to like um
[00:20:25] Like have you been to the cloisters before no that museum like up at the top like in Washington Heights
[00:20:32] It's like this old like French monastery that I guess I'm like the fucking like
[00:20:39] Industrialist families like brought to New York like brick by brick. Oh they reconstructed it now. It's like a
[00:20:45] Medieval art museum. It's pretty it's pretty fucking tight. I'm gonna go there. Yeah, yeah, but um
[00:20:51] You look at all this old like Catholic art and it's all like, you know, Jesus as a baby and naked with this little
[00:20:58] And it's just like that was just in some fucking like with Cardinals office was baby. Jesus's dick
[00:21:04] Painted circumcised or uncircumcised. I think
[00:21:09] Didn't he get circumcised as a Jew. I don't know if they were doing circumcision
[00:21:13] Oh, of course that was this most Jewish shit like yarmulke's and circumcision's and stuff is like
[00:21:19] That was just made up by rabbis. No circumcision's old dude. I guess circumcision Abraham's talk about Abraham had
[00:21:26] Yeah, come on. Yeah, you're right. Come on, but if it's a baby
[00:21:30] Oh, so you only get eight days to sleep at eight days of glory
[00:21:37] Let me tell you best eight days of my life
[00:21:41] All right, I gotta stop. Yeah, you gotta stop reading this. Yeah
[00:21:45] You're gonna fall into another hole damn. I'm gonna come back from that crazy days of night
[00:21:52] Someone did tell me that there is a crazy days and nights podcast. That's incredible. Not to plug another podcast
[00:22:00] It's like I get wound up and then it fucking like just like builds and it like it literally breaks my fucking brain
[00:22:07] Yeah, I don't know I say it started like this that the Atlantic published in another thing about fucking Brian Singer and it's like I just
[00:22:14] I don't yeah, I just I can't I can't look at it. Maybe I think they might get his ass this time
[00:22:20] I think there's gonna be some whoever signs up for red Sonia's gonna
[00:22:23] It's just not it's not just him right right. It's really just not Brian. I'm available by the way
[00:22:34] In open secret or whatever they tie him to like this guy Brian Peck that was arrested for molesting a child
[00:22:41] Mm-hmm, you know cuz Brian Peck who like maybe he was like he had played he was like an assistant or something
[00:22:47] He's like a fucking basically a PA on one of the X-Men movies
[00:22:50] He got his name for what he likes to do on top of a little boy's penis, but he was
[00:22:54] He did the DVD commentary with the director of the movie whoa and you know Brian
[00:23:02] Brian Peck I thought that was with Schneider Dan Schneider. He did the DVD commentary with this guy Brian Peck
[00:23:10] It's always not sorry. Sorry. It's the thing. I just said
[00:23:14] Schneider the Nickelodeon guy. Yeah, but he was in X-Men too
[00:23:18] Who's in X-Men is Gary Goddard the fat guy that was a lot of that
[00:23:24] Who was just who just got like me too quietly and he was removed from he was the director of
[00:23:30] Masters of the universe Gary Goddard. Yeah, but he was a
[00:23:33] Doos use a producer and then he like got any made like most of his money
[00:23:36] I think like designing theme parks or something
[00:23:40] That's tight dude real close or something, but it's like all these guys that are
[00:23:44] Petit files that are buddies with each other. Yeah, like putting and it's like
[00:23:50] A regular pedophiles like that. Yeah, it's just like a secret and they would be they just old boys club dude
[00:23:56] It's like the upstairs at the comedy. So you know what they are. They're like the pussy
[00:24:00] They're like the pussy posse of raping children
[00:24:06] They're the boy pussy posse. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but I literally it's like that
[00:24:10] Yeah, I really I just have to stay with the mentioned because then I start getting like wild with hidden. It's like
[00:24:18] I'm gonna start feeling crazy and it's like are they like
[00:24:21] Why is doing this to me listening to your thoughts? Yeah, they are not are they listening to my thoughts
[00:24:26] But I do say these things publicly right and it's like like do they have am I being like manipulate?
[00:24:32] You know you're gonna start turning down auditions you like no, they're trying to trap me
[00:24:42] They've heard my words. They're trying to sex me in just Brian singing
[00:24:51] One of us Trump definitely fucked kids like why does he get the pass? Yeah, he did but he fucked them. He was on the flight logs
[00:25:04] They kind of almost went after him a couple months ago when everybody realized who Jeffrey Epstein was but then we realized it
[00:25:10] Implicates like all of their democratic
[00:25:12] Oh, never mind just Biden fuck kids. He seems like he probably does he like molest them on TV
[00:25:21] Dad's getting sworn into Congress. He like just like hugs their daughters
[00:25:28] That's out to Joey B talking about Republicans aren't that bad? Mm-hmm. Trump's gonna win dude. We're fucked. Oh, huh?
[00:25:35] I wonder if Ian and Joe Biden know each other from Delaware
[00:25:38] Yeah, it's my friend Joe me and him I say hang out then when I was a kid
[00:25:54] Damn he used to give me wrestling lessons
[00:25:58] I'm already feeling like sick about this shit just from looking at it for like two seconds
[00:26:02] You also said four coffees. I had two coffees. Well, well, maybe there are a lot of cups
[00:26:07] Maybe we should pull up some big titties for you to look at just to call me down
[00:26:22] What have you done? No, it's not you're gonna go to LA
[00:26:26] I'm not I'll do some fucking recon on the ground. I'll fucking find Brian singer
[00:26:31] I'll pose a sexy young child. I'm both as a baby that Atlantic shit really like just it's just like it
[00:26:40] Torrible well, it's it's not I can understand
[00:26:45] Individual crimes. It's just this network of like yeah, it's just so protected and there's no way to stop
[00:26:52] There's no way to stop it. Yeah, and then like I think they're doing it for
[00:27:02] Some yellow king shit some fucking true detective
[00:27:06] emailing people about Minerva and owls and making jokes about sacrificing chickens to mollock why
[00:27:16] Making that joke about them and no that is not what happened. Oh, that is I mean that is a possibility
[00:27:22] I would do that if the hill like you know them come boys like their sacrifice and chickens to mollock
[00:27:28] I would say like oh, yeah, no, that's true Hillary Clinton
[00:27:33] Humor so you're probably she's hilarious
[00:27:37] I think you know after I lost my primary I immediately supported
[00:27:43] My the victor right which I did not receive that kind of support I right I definitely didn't I don't want to say his name
[00:27:52] Let's just say that Bernie Sanders is a rapist
[00:27:56] Hillary's dumbass by the way did not concede till she was till May and was like no
[00:28:01] You never know you never know if you never know you might get got like Bobby Kennedy
[00:28:07] By the way act and by the way, yeah at the time everyone that everyone was nervous about that
[00:28:12] Yeah, it's fucking dumb and more Hillary's supporters voted for McCain than Bernie's board
[00:28:17] Hillary is a dumb bitch you lost a Trump you stupid bitch
[00:28:29] This is gonna get clipped as like a Bernie bro shit
[00:28:35] Fuck you well I the thing that's nice about Hillary Clinton's loss is like
[00:28:39] You know it just sends a message these people that like raping children and sacrificing them the mollock like doesn't work
[00:28:48] So maybe they'll stop doing it. No, they're gonna double down. They're gonna be like we didn't fuck enough kids
[00:28:53] It's like, you know you try to sneak by with half a tank should have been more boys should have been more boys
[00:28:58] Cuter asses. Oh god. This shit is sick. They're gonna fuck even more kids
[00:29:09] And it's like the Catholic Church British Parliament look at all
[00:29:14] Everyone fuck this being a thing that happens his story like throughout history. This is a thing that happens. There's systemic
[00:29:23] Child by institution by institute by powerful organizations that fucking like
[00:29:28] Endorse and condone and hide like systemic
[00:29:34] Like borderline ritualistic child abuse
[00:29:37] Maybe the answer is just that like we got to teach those kids that it's not that big a deal
[00:29:43] No, I think like fuck interesting. They gotta just grow up. Just don't yep. Just chill chill out stop being a fucking bitch
[00:30:07] So to be clear you don't have a problem with pet small small business owner pedophiles you ever problem with big pedophiles
[00:30:14] I don't think I don't think PTSP existed prior to the enlightenment. There was no such thing as psychology
[00:30:19] Ecology well that was because life was a
[00:30:23] Total nightmare always and just survival was all your work
[00:30:26] No, you had like a worldview and an origin myth and you're like yeah
[00:30:30] Well, I've been molested a million times, but that must be what the giant turtle we all live on once
[00:30:35] And you really believe that giant turtle is really nice. I think that turtle is real
[00:30:44] Imagining a light there's no critical thinking there's no way to really feel anything other than like it's what the giant turtle wants
[00:30:50] Yeah, yeah, that would be so sick for that to be your entire world it would rule and that's why the Chinese be so happy yep
[00:31:00] We should do ketamine sometime guys. I would love to
[00:31:04] Seriously, you'll completely stop thinking about this shit if you do ketamine
[00:31:08] Do a little bumpa K and by the way, the listeners they can't forlorn really staring out the winner right now I
[00:31:18] Just the world just sucks ass. I know dude
[00:31:21] Why do people want to fuck kids that much like if you had all that power?
[00:31:25] Why don't you just like I don't know fuck models. Yeah, the fuck hot chicks the hottest
[00:31:31] Yeah, but they do that mean that those people exist too, but they also just like rape those women, right?
[00:31:38] But why did in history is it such a big why does everyone why is everyone always fucking it's going back to ancient Greece?
[00:31:45] Why I don't know I think it was like a I think it was in the New York Times like real estate blog or maybe it was somewhere else
[00:31:51] But somebody just bought a penthouse in Manhattan for 200 dollars. Yeah the most expensive home of all time
[00:31:57] I just fucking we should probably kill that guy and take his money, right?
[00:32:01] And that's like not even imagine having a net worth of 200 million dollars, right? That's not what this is this guy's just
[00:32:08] Parking that money in real estate. So you just have to think you know what I mean?
[00:32:11] Yeah, no, it's not gonna fucking leave there hiding. Yeah hiding money
[00:32:15] It's just extra money. He'd like yeah, imagine how much money he has where it's like oh, what am I gonna do with this?
[00:32:20] 236 yeah, I'll just buy the fucking most expensive thing of all time. Yeah, and maybe occasionally rape children while looking at Central Park
[00:32:28] You shouldn't have no one should have over and this is gonna seem like a ridiculous number already
[00:32:35] But no one should have over 20 million dollars. It just shouldn't fucking do that's what Ocasio's thing. Yeah, that's at AOC
[00:32:45] Well, even like you I really do I don't know all that tax stuff is like the effective like
[00:32:51] Income from taxes that the federal government takes in hasn't really changed in the last 50 years
[00:32:58] It's been pretty much the same. Hmm. So all the like shifts in marginal tax rates or like, you know, I
[00:33:06] Don't know has there ever been like a wealth tax didn't like Elizabeth Warren float that idea
[00:33:11] I don't think there has been but there they didn't in like the 60s or something there
[00:33:15] I mean FDR was it was tax that ass or tax rate in the 1950s. There was a 91% marginal tax rate
[00:33:22] Uh-huh like effectively that taxes like one one thousandth of a percentage of like the people yeah
[00:33:30] Nobody was making enough money that that like mmm like comes into play
[00:33:34] Yeah, but now now a bunch of motherfuckers are and they're using it all to fucking buy lollipops with fucking
[00:33:40] Senators and it's other than they can fuck children. Yeah, but like I don't know something like just like 17% of like revenue is from income taxes
[00:33:48] Or so I don't know. Yeah, that's been pretty consistent interesting
[00:33:56] But yeah, you shouldn't have more than $20 million. Yeah fuck that. This is like so not funny
[00:34:04] Now the first part about rape, you know about child rape and stuff was pretty funny
[00:34:17] I see some sunglasses up there. Mm-hmm. What about you don't tell people about my sunglasses
[00:34:26] Nick doesn't like that kind of personal shit. I see sunglasses. I see Kleenex. Oh dude the Tony the tiger chain
[00:34:32] Yeah, that's shout out to whoever sent me the Tony the Tiger the VR headset
[00:34:36] What if you put that on yeah, and you see you're just watching yourself get fucked. Yeah
[00:34:44] It's but in like objectively so there's it's me being
[00:34:53] But you you've never been fucked let by that person. You don't remember it happening. Yeah, that would be interesting
[00:34:58] That's the other theory is that this is all a simulation which doesn't really provide much comfort. No, it's not a simulation
[00:35:04] This is this the real shit dude. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck was that even mean?
[00:35:08] What is it? What does it mean? It's a simulation that all of reality is like just a complex simulation
[00:35:14] What how I mean how are we all wouldn't you don't exist?
[00:35:17] Well, I'm the only one that exists or do I not even exist. Yeah, dude. We're the Sims man. Yeah
[00:35:22] What the fuck your bet? Yeah Sims is a good example. We're the Sims. Yeah. Yeah, someone's playing us on a computer
[00:35:28] Yeah, basically. Yeah, it's all in a like a big experiment. That would be pretty funny actually. Yeah, that would that would that would explain
[00:35:35] Why we live in a world where everyone fucks kids? It's like a guy getting bored, you know when you've like played the game a hundred times like
[00:35:45] Ritualistic child rape like what would happen anytime you play a game? It's like if you're playing GTA
[00:35:50] Yeah, you get bored. You get bored and you want to start killing process. Yeah, you killed process you put on a cheetah print hat
[00:35:55] Yeah, you know, that's what raping kids is in this game. I honestly recently I said it before but I'm like
[00:36:01] There is something so nice knowing that climate change is gonna fucking absolutely wipe out like 90% of the population
[00:36:11] I don't know. It plays into themes of like, you know death and rebirth that I think are like very natural and
[00:36:17] That's why I can't handle living on the west coast. I need seasons
[00:36:21] Interesting. I need to like death and rebirth and okay the process
[00:36:26] Because like ultimately your whole life should be
[00:36:30] Preparing you for death essentially right setting up your psyche to be able to handle the fact that you're going to deteriorate
[00:36:37] That sounds bad. I don't want to think about that. Well, I know and that's why you'll panic and live in terror for the last
[00:36:44] No, I'll be fine. I'm just gonna you're probably gonna be one of the lucky ones just gets a sweetheart attack
[00:36:49] It's gonna be awesome. I'm be living my life. I'm gonna be having suck and titties eating
[00:36:53] Yeah, and then in my sleep. I go you know how much better my funeral is gonna be than your motherfuckers funerals
[00:37:00] It was gonna be so sad. I'm be like 62 or something
[00:37:03] Yeah, you're just gonna be everyone's gonna be your life. It's so funny that you think you're gonna live the six
[00:37:07] Everyone's gonna be alive. I'll get the 60 relaxed motherfucker
[00:37:11] That's not old 60's not fucking old in in America
[00:37:14] 60 is an old I guess I know but like you're so unhealthy bro. I'm gonna make it to 60
[00:37:22] The fuck I'll give you doctor tree John Panette. I mean I could like John Podesta John Podesta Tony
[00:37:37] Yeah, but he had diabetes and didn't go to the doctors and shit Ralphie May that guy was like eight
[00:37:45] First of all, I'm 290. You know I'm saying I'm gonna get that down
[00:37:50] And listen, I'm going to doctors now you were in the 70s
[00:37:53] I was you were down to like 260 something I was and then I have my foot and it's all been fucking down
[00:37:58] It's Lewis's fault. You've been able to walk for like three or four months
[00:38:02] Yeah, but it fucking hurts to exercise and I'm not saying I'm just saying it took me down a bad path
[00:38:07] Look, I'm honestly not trying to shit on you
[00:38:10] I'm not trying to give you a hard time. You're like my friend and I care right right right right you know
[00:38:14] I'll make it to 60 alright if like I was smoking like four or five packs of cigarettes a day
[00:38:21] Mm-hmm, and you were like you're gonna get lung cancer. I wouldn't be like fuck you asshole
[00:38:27] I'm going to though. I'm not I didn't say who said 70
[00:38:32] I'm gonna see the sevens. I didn't say that shit
[00:38:37] Yeah, who needs the seven we all honestly everybody wants a nice 65
[00:38:41] You know, I would love I would love to just like be mow in the lawn
[00:38:45] I'm like kind of a middle of the road father. Yeah, mostly like not helping with homework
[00:38:52] But I'm fun you're fun and but are leaving scars that are
[00:38:56] Take the rest their lives sure and somebody's like dad look what I can do
[00:38:59] I'm like huh and then my heart just blows the fuck up and then you know
[00:39:04] They cry and try and resuscitate me, but it's too late. I'm already on. Yeah, of course. Well, that's what I'm saying though
[00:39:08] I'll everybody wants of course. I'm gonna I'm gonna again. Oh, Fini really it said that he's dead went out the best
[00:39:14] He's fucking nice big meal nice big meal that guy was like tortured though. What do you mean?
[00:39:21] Not happy. Yeah, I mean I'm not happy to fuck no, but I mean he was like fucked up. He like hated himself
[00:39:31] He I mean to the point that he would like go around the set like mumbling and smacking himself the face and like just
[00:39:37] Was just like did not he was like like a tortured basic. Yeah. Yeah, and torture. No, you're just he missed it
[00:39:43] I'm tortured. Dude. You know I'm watching I'm he the Mexican. Do you remember him in that movie? No place the gay hitman
[00:39:50] Really? Yeah, was he good? Yeah, dude, of course. He's good in everything. Of course. He's good. My point
[00:39:56] My point though is everyone's gonna be crying in my food whatever 50 60 everyone's gonna be sad as shit
[00:40:01] It was gonna be alive and that we want an old guy funeral
[00:40:05] You know what I mean all your victims will come for no one remembers you all people who loved you were already dead
[00:40:10] I don't want one of those funerals. I was
[00:40:12] Yeah, I might even get a pair. Yo, my mom takes care of self. Yeah, but who cares about your funeral? You're not there
[00:40:18] Yeah, but it'd be fun to know I'd go out naked
[00:40:21] I would love that if I kill myself, I would just love to go out on a prank. Yeah, just like my parents just be crying
[00:40:46] Like when a guy dies and like go show up in black and like dressing all black and like be weeping and be like he was just so
[00:41:00] Richie at that joke about going to somebody's like wake or whatever you just lean over into the casket and you go check
[00:41:09] That's a good funeral bit. Yeah, I love that another great internet picture is that guy who's like
[00:41:15] Had to show up at my biggest haters funeral to make sure this and word is dead
[00:41:23] Just a guy in a fucking three-piece suit in a bowler hat smiling
[00:41:29] There is a website called my deathspace.com which would just link to the myspace pages of people that are recently died. Oh fuck
[00:41:36] I remember there is one kid who died at Ohio State or something
[00:41:42] And on his myspace page he had like a survey and one of the questions was how do you want to die?
[00:41:47] And he's like flip him a vet at 80 miles per hour or whatever
[00:41:52] But how he actually died was him and all of his friends tried to cram as many people as possible onto an elevator
[00:41:58] Oh, and it started descending from the weight and he panicked and tried to climb out and the elevator caught him
[00:42:07] What the fuck yeah, damn I thought it was gonna be a happy ending where he flips his vet no
[00:42:12] No, no, no the top the top of the elevator sizzered with the bottom of the floor. Oh my fucking god
[00:42:19] Yeah, his abdomen was pinned in between the two and so his friends watched him get crushed
[00:42:24] His friends were stuck on the elevator with the lower half of his body is it as it got filled with like blood and
[00:42:31] Presumably feces and then popped on the inside covering them all and oh my god. Yeah
[00:42:37] Oh, that's so insane. Yeah, you think they saw his little fucking dead dick and asked you covered in shit
[00:42:47] Star Wars hockey us channel seven news. Did you see your friends little dead dead covered in blood and shit?
[00:42:55] What did you see? Did you see his dick? Can you describe his dick to me?
[00:43:01] I look at my dick. It was it bigger than mine
[00:43:03] It's my dick look normal to you. What does can you tell me is my dick fine?
[00:43:12] It's fine right normal not big but not small. Yeah, just not dead at it
[00:43:16] Like your shitty friend if you were into me it would be you know you could work with it, right? Yeah
[00:43:36] Dick dying like that. Yeah, that is honestly more of the worst of all-time deaths. Yep being old as shit
[00:43:42] Those seems pretty bad too. Yeah, that seems horrible. Yeah
[00:43:48] After you get there should be a hunger games for old ass motherfuckers. I don't know being killed by chimp seems like the worst
[00:43:54] Yeah, they rip you apart with their big strong monkey hands. Yeah, just rip your nuts and shit your ears off
[00:44:00] They've go after they're so cruel. Yeah, they go right for your nuts. Then you're like
[00:44:05] Years and I don't know dude. We should hunt them out of existence. Are they the only other there's the only other
[00:44:11] Species that murders right. Yeah, what are you talking about?
[00:44:15] They do like war for him. No chimps have warfare
[00:44:20] Yeah, but animals will kill each other all the time. No, but they have like their tribe of chimps will like invade another tribe and like
[00:44:26] Yeah, but fucking wolves eat each other
[00:44:29] I don't think it says extinct honestly. They're so close to turning into humans. Yeah, I don't fuck with it
[00:44:35] You know, it's like they're our closest relative and it's like well. They're stronger than us
[00:44:40] And they don't mind fighting dirty. Yep, and it's like they're almost as smart as peep
[00:44:46] I mean, they're like close. They're as smart as like a retarded person almost
[00:44:51] Of very very retarded person. Yeah, but it's like I don't know maybe probably smarter than a very
[00:45:00] Dumbest people are getting rid of retarded people what are they well, you know, they can test for it and in vitro
[00:45:09] Is that what it's called in utero in utero? What's in vietro in vitro?
[00:45:13] I don't know that's how that's how you boys born. That's not my sister was test you baby
[00:45:19] Yeah, a beautiful specimen of science right here. You're looking at him
[00:45:30] What is the idea that you can like if you remove part of the ecosystem that it will like cause any kind of permanent
[00:45:39] That is definitely not a myth. It's a liberal myth. So you're done
[00:45:45] Oh, just a species of like if you killed every spider. Yeah, it wouldn't just run wild with fucking bugs and shit. No
[00:45:54] You're there's no way you're right. No, because other things would replace the spiders like what well
[00:46:00] There's super no way. I'm all these birds that eat spiders, right? There's no spiders anymore
[00:46:05] Well, guess I have to eat caterpillars. No, the spiders that ate the caterpillars are replaced by the birds that ate the spiders to do this
[00:46:11] The birds eventually turn more spider-like
[00:46:15] They learn how to well eventually have flying spiders. Yes
[00:46:21] Presumably with the army of chimps that we allowed to live. You know, that's how Michael Jackson got away with it all
[00:46:26] Coco would wash the door. Mmm. Yeah bubbles. You mean or bubbles. Yeah, Coco was the gorilla. Watch the door. Bye. Bye. Bye
[00:46:45] Yo, you're rid of a chimp when it turns six because it realizes it's being patronized and treated like a child
[00:46:50] Put human clothes on yeah, yeah, yeah, I did I listened to a story on I don't I don't know if it was radio lab or whatever the fuck a while ago
[00:46:58] Where they're talking about a chimp that was like raised by humans
[00:47:02] And she was started beating off to like a burnt Reynolds on tv
[00:47:05] They saw there was a girl. They was a girl chimp. That's thought she was a huge racemaster. I thought she was she was flicking her pussy to burnt Reynolds pretty cool looking man
[00:47:15] That's funny though to think they're wanting to bring that pussy over here
[00:47:27] The pinnacle the pinnacle of pussy probably I fucked every kind of pussy black boy chimp
[00:47:36] Come here, baby. I did my dick and banana cream for you
[00:47:40] The best was when he posed for playgirl thinking that women were gonna be master
[00:47:50] All right, Peter the legend birt birt Reynolds. What a nice life he lived. He lived a great life
[00:47:57] That's back when you like you could just like his body looked like shit football star. No, it didn't
[00:48:02] Dude, he was just hairy. You don't want to fuck birt. You had a lot of chests there
[00:48:06] No, my man was was a football star at fsu probably got pussy just off that
[00:48:13] He's famous shit. He was in some of the greatest moves. No, look at that. He looks like shit, dude
[00:48:17] Nice cute though, man. Yeah, sure. He's a handsome guy
[00:48:20] But that's back when you could be like in shape and never really work out at all. Yeah
[00:48:25] Look, mate. You did I saw glass back of boys looking good good for good for the boy
[00:48:30] James McEvoy James McEvoy. Well, yeah, you probably got jacks for that movie. What's his character?
[00:48:37] A gorilla man. Yeah, this guy's in shape. Well, yeah, he probably got in shape from the movie
[00:48:45] All right, dude, I saw fucking Creed Michael B. Jordan was in good ass shape dude. This picture is so funny
[00:48:51] I know thinking that women are gonna want to I mean, I'm sure some women jacked off to that
[00:48:56] Yeah, but it was mostly like that shit. So it was mostly gay men
[00:49:01] Damn, I gotta do that pic actually what the burr Reynolds fake
[00:49:05] Do you don't have chess hair like that though? It's an homage and get it but you can like
[00:49:16] Josh Adam. It's a fucking oh my how many times you have to tell you that it's an homage
[00:49:23] I watched the bird cage again recently. Yeah, it's the best movie ever. Is that the one with Robin Williams and so
[00:49:30] About the turd cage. Okay. Is it what is it a cage full? It's just turd or something. Yeah, I'm gonna do that
[00:49:36] I'm gonna put it hang a little cage from the ceiling with the turd in
[00:49:45] I got it. I got a Vietnamese man this shit in my hands. I got it in koala
[00:49:53] This is a pig me from fucking Australia
[00:49:57] I collect exotic original pig me shit. I've blown all my money on exotic turds
[00:50:02] Damn what would you guys be a collector of if you had unlimited resources cars cars pretty
[00:50:15] Boom J Leno. Yeah, I'd be J Leno J. Leno seems happy. He definitely does. Yeah, get it
[00:50:22] Yeah, the guy has nothing other than that garage. I guess he's got a million hundreds of you likes he's living his truth
[00:50:30] Yeah, it's like somebody said he never spent any of the tonnite show. Yeah, he would just do live
[00:50:35] That's impossible. He just didn't stand up days
[00:50:37] He didn't stand up and supported himself and he would just do put a lot of private gigs
[00:50:41] Yeah, but he has like like 30 million dollars worth of vehicles
[00:50:45] That's that's true. I believe it. How is that worth is probably like what like 700 million? Oh, it's probably
[00:50:52] He was on fucking television every night for like those gigs pay so much. Should we do that? Should we
[00:50:58] Yeah, we should do that late night. Have you ever thought about uh, ever thought about doing a doing of being a late night?
[00:51:04] Yeah, 350 million. That's not as much as I expected. Yeah, that's still a shit ton of money
[00:51:10] It's still more money than any which of that. Yeah, for sure now that being said
[00:51:15] I don't think there's anything wrong with having a collection of every car
[00:51:20] I think that's that's as long as you can barter your way to those cars
[00:51:23] Yeah, do you think leno like is like damn seinfeld's copying
[00:51:30] Seinfeld's just so rich though. Yeah, what's seinfeld's net worth ability probably a billy 900 mill i would say a billion. Yeah
[00:51:41] Yeah, him and Larry each made a billion dollars
[00:51:45] 950 million. Yeah almost god fucking damn
[00:51:48] Yeah, holy shit mr. Bean network. Let's see 130 million really
[00:51:54] Yeah, my man Rowan. He's got a honey 100 mill. Do you remember that special that that was on HBO of his no
[00:52:04] Rowan Atkinson. No, no, who are you looking at now Nick? Jenna marbles. She's that net worth of five million dollars
[00:52:10] That's annoying. Who's that? I don't know, but i'm gonna marry her for a month. She is hot though. We're married. I smashed Jenna marbles
[00:52:20] Very nice man. She's mad at you. Trump was married to legally she has to pay me alimony
[00:52:27] What's the name of the bitch Trump has made to before Melania after Marley met Marley maitlin Marley
[00:52:36] No, no, that's no marley madlin is the deaf woman that was on celebrity apprentice. Yeah
[00:52:52] I don't I don't know why I can't remember her name right now
[00:52:55] Because you're Tiffany's mom. Oh, Tiffany's not she's a different ilk
[00:53:00] That's why he doesn't fuck with Tiffany maples marlin marlin maples marley ma mama sounds like a porn star's name
[00:53:07] Yeah, a Canadian bitch with big ass titties are not coming for me today. It was it's fine
[00:53:12] Once you started thinking about pedophilia
[00:53:15] No, I got I got dizzy when we started on the show. I don't know why
[00:53:19] Maybe because you're dick is small. No, it's because
[00:53:21] There's that turd kid's one of those girls putting chemicals in my apartment Brian singer is yeah
[00:53:32] The fact that my dick is small is why they're after me. Of course. They want they want my child is beautiful
[00:53:38] Mm. It's a perfect crime. Yeah, we think I can pull it last dick. I snuck in the
[00:53:45] Disguised myself as an eight-year-old by shaving my mustache
[00:53:49] and snuck my way into the inner sanctum of Hollywood
[00:53:54] And collected with nothing with the gallons of evidence
[00:54:00] I'm still I'm still shitting it out. I'm slater in the vanilla envelopes. I've got much of crusty vanilla envelopes
[00:54:07] I've been shitting evidence into for years now
[00:54:14] I told you dude, I'm willing to shave my body completely go undercover as a baby
[00:54:17] Yeah, and get raped by Brian singer. Let's do a story. Let's go undercover as babies get raped by
[00:54:29] Yeah, well, we should have children just and train them for this. Yeah, let's adopt a couple. Yeah boy interns
[00:54:37] Make them secret agents. No, I just teach them how to be cool like us. No, no, no
[00:54:41] We need them to we need them as honey pots. Well, have you heard the theory that martin sheen pimped out as kids to
[00:54:48] You know his friends, and that's why amelio changed his name
[00:54:50] Yeah, it's also why charlie sheens like the worst of them all
[00:54:53] Mm, because he got the most fucked you got the most fucked, but they were also friends with what is it the remir? ads parents's
[00:55:00] The remiras the menendez the menendez brothers were those guys raped by their parents. I think so. Yeah, that's why that would make sense
[00:55:07] But they're dosh. You got me that they're all traded hard. They were traded around with the sheens
[00:55:12] That's insane that you would let someone fuck your kids
[00:55:15] Are they in jail the menendez's they are I think so
[00:55:18] If they fuck if they got raped by their parents, why didn't they say that in the
[00:55:23] In the fucking trial. I think they said they were beaten by their parents
[00:55:27] If they got fucked they would have said it. Yeah that mark jacks and card that the dog's got me for christmas
[00:55:32] I'm so stoked on it's really good just them sitting in the front row
[00:55:36] After they after the murder after the murder before they got the case. Yeah, that's pretty fucking fun
[00:55:42] Just add a nick game courtside. You just killed your parents. That's a good way to celebrate
[00:55:47] So your parents fucked you here we go. Shout out again to crazy days and nights because most of this is sourced with them
[00:56:00] Yeah, I think I read I remember reading something on there about martin sheen and
[00:56:06] Something. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I saw something that said something about a guy. Okay
[00:56:11] Well, what are we all on our phones now? Yeah, here's a blind item. Yeah
[00:56:18] A particular I'll be putting this way podcast host from uh
[00:56:25] Finish the bit finish the bit was caught
[00:56:39] Just say he was caught having a little penis Adam. Yeah, no
[00:56:48] Uh the crazy days and nights guy he got mad at some podcast for just reading his blind items on their podcast
[00:56:55] No, it was a different one because I don't think I don't I'm not sure I don't think I've read it
[00:56:59] No, you shattered and you always source. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was the thing you were saying though?
[00:57:04] Oh, I'm having that good bit. Yeah, I can't remember
[00:57:09] Melendez is getting fucked. God damn. I'm fucking dizzy. Yeah, I remember seeing something on there. Is your blood pressure came in?
[00:57:13] Uh, I I just stopped checking it because there was no solution. All right, that's good. That sounds like a good idea
[00:57:20] Look, I went to the fucking doctor and like we don't know
[00:57:23] So I guess I just fucking have high blood pressure and no get some magic something
[00:57:28] They didn't recommend lipids or they try to make fucking lifestyle changes. I'm like like fucking what I exercise I like eat plenty of vegetables
[00:57:35] You know, I drink water. I don't know what the fuck to do. Sorry, man. No, it's whatever
[00:57:40] I mean look we just discussed this I fuck like if I'm on the path to a heart attack good for you
[00:57:49] Like fucking medical advances boomers that they had it perfect
[00:57:54] You live the fucking like well, maybe not boomers whatever like right before the greatest generation actually perfect name
[00:58:01] Look you beat the nazis and then you know, I fucking like
[00:58:13] Yeah, you want a couple of vacations your wife gets mouthy you give a little backhand
[00:58:17] Maybe a maybe a little bit but you cheat on or just a love tap
[00:58:25] And waving at the super eight and then tick right
[00:58:28] And that's the way to live your life you die before you see your daughter
[00:58:31] Salisbury steak every meal for 40 years Salisbury steaks, baby
[00:58:37] No, I was mad when I first had Salisbury steak. It was talked up a lot. I feel like everybody knows
[00:58:45] Example of a bad kind of a bit food again say this started with me saying I didn't understand American media as a child
[00:58:52] Yeah, I like them. I used to get those hungry man Salisbury. Yeah, I think it was gonna get delicious steak
[00:58:57] And it was like a weird that's a last key kid
[00:59:03] Man the hungry man Salisbury steak. Yeah, shit sucked
[00:59:07] I was so excited to try a hungry man for the first time as a kid
[00:59:10] Yeah, and then I did and I was like the fuck. I was gonna be gourmet. You're a hungry boy
[00:59:13] I was a hungry boy. I still am I was a child version of that kids cuisine. Yep. Yeah
[00:59:19] Those little fucked up dinosaur. Yeah nuggets and shit. It's kids cuisine. What was the other ones? Hey guys welcome to the remember
[00:59:30] Was your go-to after school snack who fuck at Hebrew national boy old hot dog?
[00:59:36] See I didn't know about Hebrew national you put your chef's hat on
[00:59:39] Fucking bullshit like ballpark and fucking sk
[00:59:43] We were a huge Hebrew national. Yeah, I literally until it was like 17 years old. I didn't know what the fuck Hebrew nationals were
[00:59:50] But I will say on some brochia on some brochia. I would eat it with a piece of white bread around it
[00:59:57] You know my move was not we didn't we were not in the place. I've had what was the competitor to kids cuisine
[01:00:03] I don't remember. This cuisine was that dumb-ass duck. I remember the penguin
[01:00:06] Yeah, and I remember dino nuggets, but I think that was a different thing
[01:00:10] Yeah, those were just the chicken nuggets and dinosaur shapes. Those were dank too
[01:00:18] And tear it up not eat it put it inside of a tortilla microwave for 60 seconds
[01:00:26] quesadilla interesting I have like you want to talk about you want to talk some real brochia?
[01:00:37] On the ends of a bread that's another eldest class
[01:00:40] Butters spaghetti is amazing bugs safari chicken breast nuggets
[01:00:44] What that's your favorite dinner? That's what I bug safari
[01:00:51] I missed the I missed the old nuggets dude the old McNuggets where one of them was dark meat
[01:00:55] And it was like chewy and spongy. I love that shit and the white meat ones were just hard as shit just nuds
[01:01:02] Dude, I remember going to McDonald's with my mom
[01:01:05] The drive-through like ordering a happy meal and we got to the window and like you know
[01:01:10] You like pay first and they get the food. Yeah, so she paid for the happy meal and then we got to the second window
[01:01:15] And they gave us somebody else's order, which was like a 20 piece chicken McNugget. Oh, she's like
[01:01:22] She's like we just got the upgrade. Yeah
[01:01:28] It was like a big salute. That was a big night for me
[01:01:30] I remember watching the Lion King and having 20 McNuggets and being like this is great. This is the best day in my life
[01:01:39] Oh my god, yeah, we all now I'm loving my broke childhood now
[01:01:43] I remember my mom would take us to sit down at a McDonald's
[01:01:47] That was like a big fucking treat the one one in the play place
[01:01:50] Fucking smash a Mcchicken and then because my mom was also food addict. I could talk
[01:02:00] Sing yourself sink into both those the ball pit
[01:02:10] Did you ever large Greek boy ruined the ball pit
[01:02:15] Did you ever lurk at the bottom of the ball pit and then jump out scare people
[01:02:19] I remember hiding in the bottom trying to put girls feet in my mouth
[01:02:25] Hell yes, that's awesome. I did early on have kids
[01:02:46] You can tell you about taking your break in the ball pit mulling
[01:02:59] I never did any everyone talks about like little kids doing like shown each other their fucking privates and she
[01:03:06] Shit. Yeah, I did no no I had like girlfriends and like kindergarten. I was traumatized
[01:03:12] I think I've told the story before I was traumatized by this one very white trash girl that I was
[01:03:20] The way she played house was like put stuffing a baby doll into her dress
[01:03:25] And then being like ah the baby's coming and yelling at me for not doing chores good enough
[01:03:30] And then she like showed me her pussy one time and I was like I was a celibate child
[01:03:35] I never wanted to play she traumatized me. Oh no. She made me. Yeah, it's interesting that you're so horny now
[01:03:41] Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm I've got a lot of childhood horniness to no because of that fear fed into your sexual appetite
[01:03:49] I was so scared of sex shit for so long everyone psychology is just built around just sex stuff
[01:03:55] Yeah, 100% Freud maybe yeah my man wanted to fuck his mom and he was right. Yeah, you know
[01:04:01] I'd love to get my mom. I would love to fuck both your mom the old one too
[01:04:11] Yeah, I mean fundamentally all you want to do is get our fucking little prick sucked
[01:04:15] And that's it's true man at the at the you know if you're talking about animalistic shit
[01:04:21] You're just trying to get some fucking head or really trying to blow your load ecimo into some
[01:04:33] No, I don't believe that we all want to fuck our dads. That's what Freud was about
[01:04:44] We had like weird phone calls. Oh no dude they're on to us. I mean
[01:04:48] Oh George Foreman still on TV invent help calm doesn't he have his 10 kids all named George. Yep, right?
[01:05:07] Thought for me was Muslim. All right. I forgot those I forgot those those fucking commercials
[01:05:11] He's to come on TV for like hey you didn't know fucking invent something
[01:05:17] Have a great idea. Are you a fucking invented?
[01:05:20] Discanasia, that's my favorite. Do you remember that? Are you an artist commercial?
[01:05:27] Discanasia do you remember that shit that come on during the day that's like are you an artist?
[01:05:31] Please draw this pirate this turtle. Oh, yeah, and something else and then send it into it artists into Washington. Yeah
[01:05:38] Just definitely it's a pirate and a turtle. Yep. I remember specifically
[01:05:42] 100% of scam for like not creative or talented people to pay them right
[01:05:48] Are you trying to go to college draw a picture of Vegeta?
[01:05:58] From school your parents both being at work being alone and just watching that lineup of jerry springer in the morning
[01:06:05] And then like all those daytime shows that would come on
[01:06:07] Like Jenny correct like Jenny Jones Jerry Springer
[01:06:13] Then like watching mtv music videos and then all those fucking diabetes commercials and somebody
[01:06:25] Decided that he that we weren't we were we needed to read more but in reality. I think he fucked up the bill
[01:06:31] We were having money problem my dad would not let us get cable and then he would and then once greek tv was
[01:06:39] Available he spent like he was so wildly expensive. You had to get a satellite dish
[01:06:43] We had money and he just got three greek channels
[01:06:45] But we were not allowed to have the rest of them
[01:06:47] We got rid of cable for a summer and then all of us were like
[01:06:51] This fucking sucks. Yeah, it sucks so much. I miss it. I miss all the choices
[01:06:57] The channel so I don't know man. I liked I liked network television
[01:07:04] Renegade was awesome. No man. I used to watch
[01:07:08] I remember like I would get excited for the eye with Tony cornheiser
[01:07:11] I'll get so excited for new shows on upn like uh, you remember manhunt. I don't it was like I think wwe
[01:07:19] Produced it, but it was like uh, when upn upn took a stab at reality television
[01:07:24] Reality television was first coming out and manhunt was like john cena with a paintball gun hunting people on an island
[01:07:31] Really? And you had to just not get shot by john cena
[01:07:35] That rules. Yeah, I don't remember that one at all. Yeah
[01:07:40] Remember that show i mean i've talked about all these remember that show with pam landerson now. We're not being funny and
[01:07:46] Repeating ourselves. We're doing old bits. We're doing old reminiscing remember ones. Don't fucking reminisce with me. Yeah
[01:07:56] That's crazy. I'll just like I take three shits a day now
[01:07:59] Dude, it's something happened when it like it was like the second I turned 30 it was like oh
[01:08:05] I'm like, yeah, i'm just gonna die i'm dying. Yeah, so that's good then right? Yeah
[01:08:10] It's like it's yeah, it like kind of like just took everything away. Yeah. Yeah
[01:08:15] You don't have to be afraid of it anymore
[01:08:17] Uh-huh because it's just you're closer and closer to that reality
[01:08:23] Yeah, I don't know about you guys i'm gonna live
[01:08:29] And I don't and y'all haters could suck these honestly though like you're probably gonna die in the next 11 years
[01:08:37] You are such a hater. I'm not a hater. This is the most fundamental kind of no we should do we should
[01:08:43] Thing i'm gonna die gaslight stop right in like all right. Yeah, no. No. Here's the deal. We do it dude. No. No, no
[01:08:52] Stop this is what we're gonna do. I'll make you my sole benefactor
[01:08:55] We're gonna gaslight you we're gonna hire like i make it to 11 and a day you owe me the 10,000
[01:09:00] We're gonna hire real hollywood casting directors, right? We're gonna fly you out
[01:09:05] We're gonna rent like a you know office space in burbank
[01:09:08] You'll go in for the audition and then we're gonna tell you that you're gonna be the next batman
[01:09:13] You need to lose the wave for it and we'll just gaslight you into thinking you're gonna be an action star
[01:09:18] No, I don't want to be bad, but you have to you don't what you're gonna turn it down
[01:09:22] I'm gonna turn down bad. You fucking snob
[01:09:23] Why was you turn it down? I don't even like bad man
[01:09:26] I was saying that that doctor and in houston from my 600 pound life that puts the fat people on a special diet, right?
[01:09:32] We film the whole thing and then you're not losing any weight
[01:09:35] But you're eating it and you're like this food sucks
[01:09:37] And i'm like trying to just only eat the food they give me
[01:09:40] And then the end they're like we have a surprise everyone all the food was delivered by dominoes
[01:09:47] And it's like dominoes pizza and it's just a commercial for domino. Yeah
[01:09:54] I thought I was at a fancy piece of restaurant my just cholesterol
[01:09:58] High blood what is this show with rolls on it? I don't know chinese cop is that what it's called?
[01:10:04] Why is your antenna bugging out right now? Uh it never works. That's how they forced this is a fucking shitty thing
[01:10:09] They did the fcc took away broadcast television forced everybody who was still watching it to get these digital antennas that just sucked dick
[01:10:17] And they don't the one I have works perfect man. This one was the best one there was I can get nfl games in hd for free
[01:10:25] It's really sick. Yeah, you just get a digital antenna. I don't know that I have one, but it sucks
[01:10:30] I don't know why you just need to reposition wherever it is. It's just like bunny ears
[01:10:33] You just need to move it. Yeah, but bunny ears. It just comes in fuzzy. This shit like buffers and stalls
[01:10:41] Is that Dennis leery? Yeah, it's Dennis leery. No, it's a chinese bitch and some dentistry. We look alike
[01:10:46] I love these like these medium channels like
[01:10:52] Yeah, that's the other thing. Why don't the channels have normal fucking numbers anymore? Yeah, and they're they're all like uh go off
[01:10:59] No, they they fucking ruined that they all have names like bounce tv and stuff. Yeah
[01:11:04] And it's always like 90s network dramas. I actually kind of like that. I gotta be honest
[01:11:09] I like it too. Yeah, no, I like fox five
[01:11:16] Do you guys used to watch a zina warrior princess? Of course and we've talked and Hercules on uh
[01:11:25] Sorbo. I mean kevin sorbo was my idol. There's a lesbian plotline with zina and Gabrielle. Oh god damn hot
[01:11:32] She was hot dude zina was hot but I already fucked zina wasn't hotter. Yes. She was lucy lawless
[01:11:38] Gabrielle was hotter. No dude lucy lawless could get the fucking solid
[01:11:42] Are you on the phone? No, I'm checking my voicemail from this weird call. I got what is it? I get it's singer
[01:11:49] Oh, shit. I can't hear it dude. I literally get
[01:12:14] You left your number at the fucking jack salon. I don't know. I mean I get a lot of I get a lot of these
[01:12:20] I get what do you think if anyone is Chinese, please tell us what that said
[01:12:26] What he might be just president jeez office. It's like nik. We heard you're a big fan
[01:12:31] We want you to we want you to come over here and entertain this was great because the general council
[01:12:47] My phone's the voicemail transcription is bank of america. They go on a hunt vegeta chance
[01:12:52] You're going to be blank. Oh, yes, hell hell hell hell hell hell. Yes
[01:12:59] I like the the software on my phone thinks someone's calling me about vegeta. Mm-hmm. You got a loan from vegeta. Yeah
[01:13:09] This fucking chinese guy or fat japanese guy. Yeah, I remember this type they're playing fucking police story at no
[01:13:16] This isn't that show's martial law. Yeah, it is it was a karate slash cop show
[01:13:21] Yeah, the best what was that? That's show with
[01:13:25] Well, we're seeing you almost in you and challion fat
[01:13:29] Yeah, oh, yeah, this was the one with challion fat. Yeah. Yeah martial law. This is a fun combo
[01:13:33] I was thinking of Nash bridges for a second. Who was on that?
[01:13:38] Sammy uh, don johnson. Well, don johnson was on it, but wasn't sammy hoe on or sam
[01:13:49] Dude cbs like cop. That was so weird. That's such a weird in the 90s rocked or sammy hong
[01:13:55] What was his name? No, it's nothing hoe wasn't don johnson sammo hong
[01:14:01] Yeah, am I wrong to think he was too famous for that? I guess I guess this guy
[01:14:05] Yeah, it was network tv though. Let me see him
[01:14:12] Oh, yeah, that guy fucking rocks. Yeah, what was he on? No, he was on martial law that sammo hung
[01:14:19] Sam mo hung was on martial law sammo hung
[01:14:22] Yeah, chow chow chow young fat was not on oh, yeah. No, no. No, no, yeah, it wasn't
[01:14:29] Was not jolly. He's like an action. Yes. Sam. Oh, that's what i was thinking about martial law. Was there a chinese guy on Nash bridges?
[01:14:39] That was such a confusing air of tv man
[01:14:47] Did not you know it was it was chich maren that's who
[01:14:54] That's who you cut sir. I was confusing sammo hong with for a fucking martial artist
[01:14:59] Yeah, we gotta watch more channel 9.4. Yeah, this is good shit. The heroes network
[01:15:05] Oh shit. They got carry haroki to gawa. That was the asian. That's a cool name
[01:15:11] That was the asian on Nash bridges this guy
[01:15:23] Fuck dude. I want to be on a nap. You guys remember
[01:15:30] Awesome things you guys could maybe remember street sharks. Yeah, this guy plays shang song in mortal combo. That's right your dick
[01:15:40] That is so correct brother. There's a tournament and a forbidden
[01:15:45] The winner gets their dick taken by stan. Oh, wait, that's what the winner gets. Yeah, that's radin
[01:16:03] Yeah for a movie with so many people whose names are all just s's and t's
[01:16:13] Dude, I read a I read a fucking article that fucking I know again
[01:16:16] I've said this before on the show, but that fucking scene where someone goes radin and then he looks up with his extremely white face
[01:16:26] Replaced him with another white guy and now i'm a different white guy
[01:16:32] I I read about the making of street fighter. Yeah, and it's the first one or the second one the first one
[01:16:39] It's so funny that that's route. Oh, no, it's last. Oh, sorry street. I thought you were talking about it
[01:16:43] Really have made the movie. Yeah, route dying of cancer for his kids his kids. He thought his kids would like it
[01:16:48] Oh, that's so sweet and and uh what's his face jc vd. I wish I was capable of getting a $10,000 a week co-cab it
[01:16:56] Well filming that yeah $10,000 a week. Yes. How much coke is that?
[01:17:01] That's a good way to occupy your time for a couple weeks
[01:17:08] I just tried to do the splits. I can't jc vd style my fucking my you can work your way up to it
[01:17:13] My hamstrings and my like uh, I guess whatever the other thing in the inside of my room
[01:17:19] It's just so fucking tight. I can't do it
[01:17:21] Funny would it be to just be talking to someone stand like two people standing just having a conversation
[01:17:27] And then all of a sudden you drop down into a side split and punch them in the balls
[01:17:37] Classic great move. Yeah. Well what I was saying was he also was fucking kylee minnow
[01:17:42] It doesn't make sense to be people's bodies while mary like that
[01:17:46] Um, why do you mean girlfriend could do it? She could just like the side split
[01:17:49] She's just dropping in both she could just split dude like just dropping to the fucking split
[01:17:53] What do you mean you're just flexible? There's a fat little game boy. It just doesn't look right
[01:17:56] Yeah, it does. There's a fat little gay boy who lives a block over me from my apartment
[01:18:00] Like if somebody could spin their hair around who I saw doing the side splits. Oh, yeah
[01:18:04] I saw a child to make you home rollerboarding. He does. He didn't know I was there. He was rollerblading
[01:18:12] And he didn't see me and he was rollerblading and he was like, I don't know like 10
[01:18:17] He was like spinning around on the rollerblades. He's like they're trying to catch me riding dirty
[01:18:30] Hell yeah, yeah, respect to that little fucking
[01:18:36] Nothing worse than having a wholesome nice time by yourself doing something embarrassing. Oh, yeah
[01:18:41] And like I saw a kid talking to his squirrel once. Oh nice. I was walking home and he was like maybe
[01:18:46] You didn't realize again didn't realize I was behind him. He's like, well, hey there mr. Squirrel. Oh
[01:18:52] Fucking I took all my plane back from Phoenix
[01:18:55] I'm sorry. I'm saying I have like a bully's heart and even in those situations. I can't like
[01:19:00] I'm sorry, man. I can't say anything. I thought I remember. Oh, yeah. No, there was this kid in middle school
[01:19:05] This is tough. Yeah, Jim did I witness this is bad enough
[01:19:11] I've heard this kid running laps in Jim. Yeah, singing to himself
[01:19:16] It was like maybe six or seventh grade singing to himself
[01:19:19] My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that
[01:19:25] He beeping it was a beeping yourself was a move though
[01:19:31] People is hilarious me my cousin used to call each other on the phone. Yeah back in the 10 10 220
[01:19:35] Right, right and uh and be like well, you're a
[01:19:45] Yeah, just hours. Oh, yeah, I forget. Yeah, why don't you buy a
[01:19:52] Yeah, and we would just crack each other up just burping into the phone and like saying like, you know the end being like
[01:19:57] You're so cute. Yeah, like I can't wait to hang out again. Yeah, you're so strong. Come on, man. He's my cousin
[01:20:05] Yeah, why don't we have a cousin on the pod sometime? What we can have him on the show
[01:20:10] Why would I do that? I don't know maybe it'd be a funny guest get an unfiltered look at childhood Nick
[01:20:15] Yeah, we can get all the intel. Yeah, he was just crying all the time. Yeah, let's have you're trying to suck our dicks
[01:20:21] Let's have your sister on the podcast. I mean she would be pretty embarrassing. Okay, let's bring her on
[01:20:27] We can bring my brothers on. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, your brothers are fun. Your brothers
[01:20:30] Yeah, they'd probably be the most fun. They would be as bad enough as it is. I mean just today
[01:20:39] Listen, I'm a wax bit. We had Nick sucking feet in McDonald's
[01:20:49] Well trying to put their feet my mouth. Yeah
[01:20:56] My friends got a boyfriend and I sucked his dick
[01:21:17] I was speaking of embarrassing shit. Well my flight back from phoenix from Tucson actually shots out by the way to the whole crew
[01:21:23] Putting those shows again. Thanks to everybody who came out and saw it. How were the they were good great shows
[01:21:28] Shouts out to chris there setting up the Tucson one my boy and war two songs a cool little town
[01:21:33] Yeah, um, it was cool. I liked it, but I took it. It was a red eye
[01:21:36] So I took college time I took a wild edible shots out to the convoy
[01:21:41] And the gold stevish gold angel to hit me up with a full ass edible my man said hey listen
[01:21:48] Take a quarter of this and you know I ate the whole thing
[01:21:51] And I was having a panic attack when the flight was taking off. I was like I I had the thought like get off
[01:21:58] Get off the plane. You're gonna die get off the plane and the way I call myself down was by imagining I was on a spaceship
[01:22:08] Making those noises in my head. Yeah, I straight up was like a baby
[01:22:13] I've never been panicked on a plane. I've never even had like I've tried to freak myself out and I can't do it
[01:22:19] It's been with edibles. Have you ever had like really bad turbulence?
[01:22:23] Yeah, yeah, that shit. I've one time I was like I thought I was gonna die. You ever had really bad turd beeline
[01:22:29] I welcome it. You like it. You feel like peace. Yeah, kind of remember that movie
[01:22:35] What's called how to lose a guy in 10 days?
[01:22:37] Almost famous for that day of the bad turbulence. Whoa, whoa spoiler. I'm gay
[01:22:43] Spoiler. I haven't seen it. What a fun joke
[01:22:46] Spoiler alert. I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. No, don't tell me about it. I want to see it
[01:22:55] Is it mark marin in it? Yeah, he says lock the game. Yeah, that's where the that's where the lock the game
[01:23:09] Well, what's the mac man song damn bad?
[01:23:12] Tic-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac?
[01:23:17] I'm losing my mind over here. I'm gay over here
[01:23:25] Who are your guys to have gay sex with so president perac Obama, who are your guys?
[01:23:31] What's that? I've actually I've only ever listened to one episode of what the father because the girl made me listen to it and
[01:23:39] Which one what do you mean? Which one do you listen to?
[01:23:44] The robin williams one of my girl. I got one of road trips. He puts on fucking like
[01:23:49] Fresh air and then yep, that sounds radio lab and what the fuck and all this yeah, that was me in college, bro
[01:23:56] Yeah, yeah, it's a love I was like 22. I still fuck with my girl terry. I'm a I'm a tear. I'm a huge gross head
[01:24:02] Oh, I love her. That's my bitch. I'd love to get gross all up. That's one of my fucking life goals to be interviewed by terry gross
[01:24:09] Yeah, she's a great interview great interview. I got I kind of I want to start like a fucking interview podcast because I love her so much
[01:24:18] But like I would do it because I love mark marin's
[01:24:22] Yeah, you're the mark marin. I'm the terry gross. I'm the cute little lady
[01:24:28] Who has a short haircut and cool glasses? Is that who you are? Yeah
[01:24:33] I guess I'm gonna be interviewed by Larry King. That would be cool. Yeah, that would be cool
[01:24:36] He's still he's got like a like an online tv show. My man can't stop working
[01:24:45] Bringing back talked about that. They bring it back. They did yeah
[01:24:49] I think it might be online only and some girl hosts it what yeah, well, he's dead right? Yeah
[01:24:55] Well, we're bringing back do a sandwich. He died somewhat recently too. I think so damn look at samo here
[01:25:03] Marshall law samo hardy. I samo hung. Yes. Yeah samo hung
[01:25:10] He'd know but he was a hunk-hung like martial arts. Yeah, well all of them were okay
[01:25:16] Um, it's well, I start remember I would confuse you know, it's funny
[01:25:18] I would confuse chow young fat and samo hung when I was a kid because samo hung was fat
[01:25:23] Right and chow young fat was not fat. Chow young fat was not fat. It's chow young
[01:25:27] Dude, we should go through the we should go back through those old john movie
[01:25:31] It's dude like which one like hard target. What do you mean? We what's hard boiled? Is that him? Yeah?
[01:25:38] Hard boiled. Well, I almost I almost said it 10 minutes ago, but fucking uh the draft house is doing police story
[01:25:45] Oh, yeah, yeah new like restoration of police story interesting when I don't know, but you're not invited because you're not fan
[01:25:52] Well, what a police story. I haven't heard of it. Maybe I'm a fan. I could be a fan. That's what I like about yourself
[01:26:02] Really haven't just opened mind. I am. I'm so funny. You're so open-minded and you've done nothing
[01:26:07] Mm-hmm. It's true. Whereas people who have consumed everything are more discerning. It's a bit. It's a better way to be
[01:26:16] Listen, I'm open to anything. I'll do whatever and if it's good
[01:26:20] I'll say it rocks my penis and if it's bad, I'll say it sucks my legs have gone numb
[01:26:24] Mm. You need a massage, bro. No, no, no, don't touch them. They're pins. Have you seen?
[01:26:27] Have you seen the chil-legs in Joe? Maybe I don't know. Have you seen the killer?
[01:26:32] No, what's the John Woo movie? No, but I'll watch it John Woo was known for the dubs. How about John fight scenes? Okay, Adam
[01:26:40] John Poo shut up. He's on to something. I'm sorry. God damn John Poo. Yeah, John Poo
[01:26:50] He's like a detective that boils turds in Eastland
[01:26:53] It's like Joe you will be boiling in diarrhea or just wasn't in diarrhea. Well, so double the shit
[01:27:05] It's turd boiled. Yeah, okay, and the killer is
[01:27:11] Something else. I I was saying I like that a lot. Yeah, I loved hard boiled
[01:27:16] But I was stoned out of my gordon don't remember a single thing that happened
[01:27:19] But I remember it being like fucking awesome that's sharp boiled
[01:27:25] It's a detective that underpills turds in diarrhea
[01:27:30] And it's a Mercedes movie. Okay released in Canada
[01:27:38] Um, I like that a lot. What else? Oh, look they got Nash bridges coming on after a while. Yes, dude now we're taught
[01:27:43] Maybe that's why I confuse them because it's the same. That's a one two schedule that they had
[01:27:48] Back in 1996. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, pre moon ves
[01:27:54] Yeah, I remember with the belt allowed me. What is this?
[01:27:57] All of the all the infomercials on network are scams for old people. Yeah, they're like are you about to die?
[01:28:04] Dude, look though. It's stretch your back. Yeah. Oh wait. Hold on. What's the number?
[01:28:09] Get right this down so we can make fun of it. We'll get one to joke about her. Oh, recommend
[01:28:13] Get me this make you taller belt. Look at this old man. He's got that
[01:28:20] He's pretty sexy for old man. He's been cheap. I could get a lot of old push beautiful eyes
[01:28:27] Damn, they got duck pin bowling pin bowling. They're changing their gutters. That's that's some like
[01:28:33] Mid-Atlantic shit. Oh, yeah, you're not gonna find duck pins anywhere outside of the
[01:28:38] The beautiful middle of marvel. Mm-hmm. There was one in dondok actually
[01:28:42] Dop and bowling place. We should go bowling it. There's one in Queens
[01:28:46] I remember going duck pin bowling a couple of times as a kid and then I never saw it again
[01:28:55] But I know what it is. It's small duck balls. I'm young again
[01:28:58] Just like when I was in high school and I wore a belt everywhere. Wait, this is covered by medicare and medicaid. Maybe this is real
[01:29:05] Dr. Hose backbell just because something's covered by medicaid doesn't mean it's real
[01:29:13] I have no idea. Everyone knows doctor. What else we follow questions
[01:29:18] It seems like there'd have to be some rigor
[01:29:21] You know what I mean before it's approved. Yeah, I would fuck this lady. Yeah, I fucked her. That's why she was worried about
[01:29:31] Was that joke at him? It was like uh you got your girlfriend has to get yeah, I have to take my girlfriend uh
[01:29:36] To physical therapy because uh her ex boyfriend is such a dick he blew her back out
[01:29:47] Anyway, it's gonna go drop her kid off a daycare before
[01:29:51] Take her take her to the chiropractor. Yeah before I take her to the she was an abusive relationship. She got her back blown out
[01:30:00] Yep, I'm gonna go ahead and spring for the vaginal reconstructive surgery
[01:30:03] They said it looked like she gave birth to eight babies at the same time. Yeah, I didn't know Rawls was on this show
[01:30:09] Yeah, shut down to Rawls. You're also gay on this show. I want to go back and watch uh homicide life on the street
[01:30:17] That would eat like a couple weeks of your life. That was a great show dude. Never seen an app
[01:30:24] She watched the one with Robin Williams. I will it's really fucking shit. My definition
[01:30:30] These tourists come to uh in a harbor. Uh, yeah, and then they fucking like you know
[01:30:39] Teens, you know trying like, you know run their pockets Adam. Can you step in the other room?
[01:30:45] Adam, if you're gonna take a call during this uh podcast, please step in the other room. Yeah, thanks
[01:30:49] They have just us man finally. Yeah, right quick kiss
[01:31:03] Adam's boyfriend is about to come. Go ahead and leave dude. Yeah, if you want to leave, it's fine. You can leave. It's fine
[01:31:08] Adam's boy should say mo hung have a cleft lip. I don't know
[01:31:16] Why I don't know it's a good look. I had there was a friend of mine in college had a cleft lip
[01:31:23] Yeah, so that's you know a fun little fact anyways, uh, whoa what were we talking about here?
[01:31:30] I don't know. I mean, that's we did 90 minutes. Oh the episode of yeah, so robin williams right?
[01:31:35] He's a husband that comes to this family. Whoa
[01:31:39] Sorry, sorry. Come on. Watch out bro guys. I'm sorry. Don't get it now before hurry up before falls man. God damn bro
[01:31:50] Come on. I'll fix that. I'll fix that for you
[01:31:53] You're fucking leaving the show to go make personal phone call friend
[01:31:58] Talking in the room my friend came to pick me up
[01:32:04] Who to drive me very very nice. Oh, that is nice. Yeah, this is like that time you asked
[01:32:09] Racine to go to Costco with you and then you use the bold trunks. Yeah
[01:32:20] To the fans good for him. Yeah, so for me dragged for that one pal
[01:32:25] I asked him if he wanted to go to Costco because I needed buy suitcases. I was not I was explicit about the reason for me going
[01:32:33] You know, it was a very fun trip to Costco too. Yeah
[01:32:36] I bet it was seen had to betray me in public. I bet it was it's really fun to go to Costco go out of your way
[01:32:43] Not be able to buy anything because you drove so that's not true. He bought a lot of stuff
[01:32:47] You drove someone to go to Costco. He bought a lot of stuff and I said you're you know
[01:32:52] I have a Costco card if you need to get it get anything in Costco
[01:32:55] I remember you got a ton of buffalo mozzarella, you know, he got a lot of you know Italian style
[01:33:05] Well folks, this is one of those where it's not good, but it's long hold on
[01:33:08] Hold on. I'm trying to remember the episode of homicide life on the street that I want to mention
[01:33:13] Rob Williams the tourist they go like you know
[01:33:21] Right there trying to rob him and the wife gets in between the family and the teens
[01:33:25] Well, he like cucks out and doesn't do anything whoa
[01:33:27] They fucking blast the wife in the face
[01:33:31] What the fuck yeah, and then so I would love to watch
[01:33:35] Then he has to just go down to the police department and explain it and then like he walks in on the homicide detectives making fun of him for crying
[01:33:44] And then he's like what the fuck is this, you know, and they're like, oh my bad
[01:33:48] You're like my bad. We were just talking about how fucking yeah
[01:33:50] And then there's like the like the watch commander or whatever has to be like look these guys deal with
[01:33:58] It's like they're not trying to be mean, but this is like a drop in the bucket for them
[01:34:03] Right. They're surrounded by death and also you were kind of a bitch about it. Yeah, let your wife die
[01:34:09] It's a great performance by Robin. He's a great actor
[01:34:12] He's because he has to be like strong for his kids or whatever and then he goes into like they're staying in a hotel while
[01:34:18] And he just gets in the bed and he's like just weeping. It's it's yeah, he's
[01:34:23] It's it's such a fucking great episode of and to imagine that it was on like network television in like 1993
[01:34:29] Right, you know, yeah, it's it's yeah good shit
[01:34:32] That and the uh that that Arab or episode David Simon was writing on that. Uh, yeah. Yeah, well he created that too
[01:34:40] He created it. Yeah, it's so funny how good that and the wire are and how bad his tweets are
[01:34:46] Like it was tramega that never asked me. It was your may seems like shit. I watched an episode boring as fuck
[01:34:55] Yeah, the deuce the deuce. Yeah, there's no doubt. They're the amount of inches of penis you have
[01:35:12] Deuce means to you would rather have a two-inch dick than a 22 inch dick. What are you gonna do with a 22 inch?
[01:35:16] What are you gonna do with a two-inch? Look look cool. It'll look cool. Leash
[01:35:19] You could I leave it's useless, but it looks cool a two-inch dick is usually that it looks horrible
[01:35:23] Yeah, fuck you can get over having a two-inch dick 22 inch dick is a medical issue. It's funny. You're dragging
[01:35:30] It's funny. Is it a hard 22 or a soft 20 soft 22
[01:35:37] You gotta fucking coil it when you put it in your pants. No, you don't you just wear
[01:35:42] Where would it uh, sin bad pants. Yeah, what do they call it?
[01:35:49] You should get zoo-baz for the gym Nick and if the zoo box is a is a center for the
[01:35:53] Backup center for that zoo box with a sea zubaz with a z at the end
[01:35:58] Yeah, they're like the jams pants. Yeah jams world. They're like zebra
[01:36:02] You can truly see your cock in those. This is what they call jams world, right? Jams world
[01:36:06] They're not called zubas jams world. Yeah zubaz. No motherfucker. It's called jams world
[01:36:14] Uh jams world. No, they had a different name bro. No, they didn't. Yeah, where's my fucking phone? Oh wait
[01:36:19] No, I'm taking a rough thing. I know for a fact there's zubas. They're not zubaz
[01:36:23] My friend has buffalo bill zubaz or you're just pronouncing it stupid like you always fun
[01:36:27] No, I'm not doing that the worse our memories get the the
[01:36:31] VAs the podcast gets it is zoopa. It was like what was it? They call zoopa's bitch. It's not zoopa french
[01:36:39] It's zoopa french stonard french steward french
[01:36:42] No, it wasn't french steward. It was french pickard french pickard. I think
[01:36:48] He was on that show 30 rock. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[01:36:52] Son his mouth was you make his mouth real small. Mm-hmm. How did that guy become a fucking actor french steward
[01:36:58] Yeah, I think is he had little eyes and shit. Yeah, but he was just making fun of Chinese people
[01:37:07] Anna and the king or whatever the fuck yeah, I wanted to put a real Chinese person they didn't and then they can't
[01:37:15] And the king is it yeah, there's also an Anna in the king. What is that bitch? That's a movie bitch
[01:37:22] That's the movie version. I don't fucking know bitch
[01:37:25] No, the Anna in the king is the book. See that motherfucker
[01:37:33] Tenant yeah, it was a film suck this dick at him trying to face on the 1944 novel Anna in the king of cyan
[01:37:39] Mm-hmm. That's right. Yeah, which has child
[01:37:44] I think I was a woman and breader from the 1950s. Yep. We're using yellow face
[01:37:50] Dude, I just saw a movie where charlie heston is in brown face playing a mexican. What's it called? It's uh called fuck. It's uh fuck
[01:38:01] Shit, it's it's uh fucking orson wells movie
[01:38:09] Escaping me right now. Oh touch of evil touch of evil. So he plays this uh this guy senior Alvarez
[01:38:21] He speaks spanish. It's just he doesn't even try to do a spanish actually that rules
[01:38:25] Yeah, it is amazing. I'm gonna check it out
[01:38:27] But he's they literally put him in brown face and the movies also really good. It's a good movie
[01:38:33] but the casting of like of uh the fuck I was in a good movie the casting of of
[01:38:39] Charles is incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[01:38:44] All right. Well, I gotta fucking go pack and shit. So I've enjoyed la now for 40 minutes
[01:38:49] Everyone. Thank you for listening. Um, we've covered a lot of ground today
[01:38:54] Uh, thank you for coming to my show yesterday in los angeles
[01:38:57] Uh come to funny moms on the 11th my birthday show
[01:39:01] Uh come to if you're in hardford, I'm going to be there on the 16th at the elbow room
[01:39:06] And i'm going to delaware on the 22nd with e and finance. I'm bringing him back home
[01:39:12] Go see nick the first weekend in march at chicago. It shows us sold out
[01:39:16] They added a second one on saturday. There you go motherfuckers. Go see my boy. Oh weekend
[01:39:23] And you could probably add another one probably three
[01:39:27] Well, boy, please come on man. Who's opening for you? What am I?
[01:39:31] I don't know. It's local showcase. They have good promise there actually. Yeah, they're probably
[01:39:35] Better than me. I just come for that showcase
[01:39:38] And then we are doing a big show while I try to remember the plot of homicide life on the street at the search for an hour
[01:39:47] We're at the underground comedy festival march 30th at the black cat doing a stand-up show and a live podcast same night
[01:39:53] I come see one come see both whatever you want to do. Bye. Everybody. We love you goodbye. Bye