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[00:00:11] live in a from Halifax Nova Scotia

[00:00:14] Well, thanks. Wow guys. Thank you all so much for coming out. So good to be here

[00:00:19] It's so good to be here in Halifax here at the live show

[00:00:22] I've been jiggy Canadian. We only sold three tickets. I guess everyone in

[00:00:29] Everyone in Canada is gay

[00:00:32] At Canada as you know, Canada is a communist country

[00:00:37] Alexandria Ocasio Cortez whose name I refuse to pronounce

[00:00:42] You were closer than you got it kind of right Alexander Ocasey said Ocasey

[00:00:47] Ocasio Cortez. Mm-hmm. Well, I'm gonna Fox News upper name a little bit. Yeah, that's the thing you come to Congress

[00:00:55] You better speak English

[00:00:57] You better change your name to English

[00:01:01] Come on Fox and friend. I want to show on Fox. I would so sell out to have a show on Fox

[00:01:06] You could bro. I mean, I've already sold out, but even more you could easily do that shit. Yeah

[00:01:11] Just start another podcast. It's like on the fucking the blaze or whatever the phone the blaze on fucking

[00:01:18] What is stupid? I love when conservatives try to be cool. Yeah. Yeah, we're calling it the blaze

[00:01:23] I just think I do smoke weed. No, no

[00:01:27] Yeah, I've tried pot. I said to submit to be hanging out with Glenn Beck that one time. Yeah

[00:01:34] She did blazes his but that was that was that was when he was already like he cucked right?

[00:01:39] Yeah, he's bad. He got into steampunk. Yeah, he got into circular glass and scars and shit. Yeah

[00:01:46] Yeah, he had a very

[00:01:49] James spader face

[00:01:52] He certainly fucking did

[00:01:57] Out here I'm fucking hung over and stop and I are both hung over from stops birthday party last night

[00:02:03] Sucks strap again. We did at one point do poppers. That's right

[00:02:07] We're just doing poppers in the middle. Yeah, mr. Popper's on the open stop right before he inhaled the poppers goes

[00:02:14] It's fucking legal

[00:02:18] Elders took the biggest whiffs of poppers. I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, he loves poppers

[00:02:24] Carl I love him to the open society and the people that fuck it in

[00:02:30] Opens that's what the opens the open

[00:02:32] As

[00:02:35] Their ass is wide open. That's what Saurus is Carl Popper invented

[00:02:42] Being wide open now, I don't think I experienced my ass opening am I just not trying to wait

[00:02:47] Did you actually do poppers? Yeah, we both did poppers a

[00:02:52] Friend of ours brought brought it for stuff for his birthday as a gag

[00:02:56] Not people like you people like it. I like it. You just it's like kind of doing like whipits

[00:03:02] You just get a head rush gay kid explaining to his female friend doing poppers

[00:03:07] Well at the Griffith Park observatory in LA. Yeah, just by myself laughing at a

[00:03:17] Explaining to 30 years old there with his friend me alone. Yeah

[00:03:21] As you are to do that

[00:03:26] That guy in the sandals a child explained

[00:03:30] the pendulum in the middle of the

[00:03:32] The food cults pendulum or whatever in the middle of the food co pendulum in the middle of the

[00:03:39] Their Griffith Park

[00:03:41] Yeah, what is that? I don't know. It's a fucking pendulum, but just getting mad at a child

[00:03:45] It's not it's the other food co. It's the math. Oh not the philosopher. Yeah, not this two food coals

[00:03:52] I thought I didn't know there was another one is it the post structuralist and then there's the one that does math

[00:03:58] Yeah, I think now what's most

[00:04:01] Oh, you know some gay shit some easy shit

[00:04:05] It was the structure that there I won't learn it because it's too easy

[00:04:09] Yeah, so philosophy literally just well anyways learning how pendulums work from a from like a third grader

[00:04:17] What's that philosophy is just asking basic ass questions. Yeah, like what is stuff?

[00:04:24] What are things kind of you know? I mean this would be a great stand-up shot

[00:04:30] With a microphone

[00:04:32] What is the meaning of something you know what I mean? What are we doing?

[00:04:36] Mm-hmm

[00:04:37] Sure, I think science asks

[00:04:41] Questions based questions science has more complicated shit. They're dealing with I think philosophy can get pretty complicated

[00:04:47] It could yeah, it can be pretty complicated. I guess they do like good as hypothetical sometimes

[00:04:53] A lot to think about yeah, that's a good as hypothetical right there

[00:04:59] Yeah, like yeah, like would you rather fuck?

[00:05:02] Yeah, keep going a

[00:05:08] Child that looks like an adult or an adult that looks like a child

[00:05:14] This is a child like balding and like yeah child looks like an old

[00:05:21] I guess the adult that looks like a child then for legal purposes

[00:05:25] What if like Luke showed up and then raped Yoda?

[00:05:28] That's you already that's post structural is already on the dark side

[00:05:33] Okay, you just wanted some green put some green boy pussy wait. That's how you yo his assholes right really little

[00:05:40] That's how he tied it. That's how he fucking that's how he he proved he became even more powerful than they could ever imagine

[00:05:47] Oh, I'm doing the dark side by raping you. I

[00:05:50] Gotta say there's not as much rape in Star Wars as you think well

[00:05:53] I think they're that bad a guy the rape is implied at the end of episode three when they kill all the younglings

[00:06:00] I like to imagine that the

[00:06:03] First yeah Boba Fedship was was called slave one

[00:06:09] It was yeah, which is I would call when

[00:06:17] Yeah, I

[00:06:19] Didn't choose to say

[00:06:21] Okay, you didn't hear from me folks. That's right. Yeah, honestly. Yeah somebody else probably said it somebody. Yeah

[00:06:29] You didn't hear it for me

[00:06:33] A very specific racist Star Wars fan has definitely had that thought that's my new day

[00:06:40] Saying a thing and then saying you didn't hear it for me

[00:06:43] Literally and saying you can't say I'm wrong

[00:06:48] Yeah, Bill Maher had a special call, but I I'm not wrong though or something like that. No, that's like I wrong

[00:06:55] I'm not even kidding. I'm not even joking black Twitter ain't be having no Republican

[00:07:00] No, is that Charles Barkley's

[00:07:03] Autobiography I promise I mean it might be both I think you two incredible men who have a lot Charles Barkley's

[00:07:09] I'd be having no here. No, I think his is like I might be wrong, but I but I'm not or something

[00:07:16] I don't know. I forget who we're just talking about Bill Maher

[00:07:22] Bill Maher

[00:07:24] Bill Maher

[00:07:28] Bill Maher

[00:07:31] Interesting Bill March era

[00:07:34] Wow, that's great. Oh, that's the best thing you've ever contributed

[00:07:40] That's an old timer for you. Thanks. Thanks

[00:07:42] You know it was bound to matters it was bound to happen. We're 200 episodes in now

[00:07:48] I'm just happy for the opportunity to do the character don't blow it

[00:07:53] Seal the deal, but he he's so easy Adam. It's so easy. So don't ruin it. It's so easy. We're all

[00:07:59] We're all chewed up

[00:08:01] No, I don't like it. I don't like the support. I'm not used to the retarded manager of the basketball game

[00:08:08] In shoot one three I'm this a referral policy kid. They let us score a touchdown

[00:08:14] Just say come on Adam one easy one. What do you mean?

[00:08:20] There's one easy one

[00:08:24] The Republican Republican

[00:08:28] Let do his own bit

[00:08:32] Yeah, it's a

[00:08:34] Oh

[00:08:36] You're being Muslims is fucking wrong. Yeah

[00:08:40] Muslims three women like dogs. We should execute them. Yo, I'm gonna take that away from you

[00:08:45] No, don't take Bill Maher's your away from me. I'm trying to get better with it. Oh

[00:08:51] Fuck ah, so it's like it's like

[00:08:57] Everyone thinks that

[00:08:59] That it's really cool that I fuck black trains

[00:09:06] prostitutes and it's pretty much an open secret in the comedy community

[00:09:13] textbook

[00:09:22] And man, yeah, is that an open secret in the comedy?

[00:09:26] I thought that everyone knows that he folks bill Maher fucks black trans prostitutes. Yeah, I thought that everyone knew that

[00:09:34] I mean, I think I didn't like to become a black women. No, no, I think he likes them with dicks really Eddie Murphy style

[00:09:40] I'm not judging salute. I might be wrong

[00:09:44] Yeah, I think you just black women and you're racist

[00:09:47] Imagine if they gave Bill Maher's show to you in finance that would be so you got feel beep and

[00:09:57] Don't like AOC because she's trying to get everyone Medicare. Oh, yeah, that sounds like a really bad idea, huh? You think

[00:10:04] Just tapping his palms against his thighs

[00:10:19] The producers like just giving him the no just shaking her head when he tries to go to the audience

[00:10:25] Yeah, how you doing? What do you guys here tonight doing?

[00:10:28] No stay on prom

[00:10:39] Yeah, I've never seen I've never seen people this excited about a budget hearings

[00:10:45] Uh, he's just like turning away from camera and drinking

[00:11:01] Falling off the wagon

[00:11:03] Two hours into the job that said he had this phase where he was like demanding to play pool with people

[00:11:09] Not demanding you be like what's going on man? You want to come shoot?

[00:11:12] He would show pool in your face. He would just wants you to come play pool. Yeah Amsterdam didn't come to my party

[00:11:16] By the way, yeah, well, I'm not gonna stop birth though

[00:11:19] I went I we went and played pool with him one time and he like watches pool videos and he shoots pool

[00:11:26] And there's no discernible skill

[00:11:32] Character traits not even that he's terrible. It's like because if he was terrible. It's like oh, he's new. He's learning

[00:11:37] He's just like he just sucks right right right. He's got the fundamentals down. Yeah, right?

[00:11:46] And we were playing and like he had been losing and then he got two balls in in a row and then you just see him like

[00:11:54] completely implode

[00:11:56] It just starts fucking up actually winning. Yeah, it's ruined it

[00:12:07] It's gonna be so funny when he gets some weird like sixth character on a sitcom and just immediately just fuck. Oh, yeah, yeah

[00:12:16] Just flatlining from HIV

[00:12:20] 30 seconds

[00:12:22] We need you to play the zany and name white neighbor on this little row

[00:12:26] I was laughing earlier today imagine thing like

[00:12:29] It's a shame Robin Williams didn't get to live to play like a movie

[00:12:32] It'd be like maybe like a made-for-TV movie or something about like an AIDS war in the early 80s or whatever

[00:12:38] You know, they're still trying to figure out what the disease is and so these guys in the bridge days

[00:12:42] Yeah, so they're all like in one wing of the hospital quarantine

[00:12:45] But then Robin Williams is the guy with AIDS. It's like cheering them all up, you know, and he's like

[00:12:50] HIV

[00:12:52] Victory happy Valentine's Day ladies and gentlemen. What's my T cell count be low 200

[00:13:03] Like the doctors are like is nothing can stop his spirit

[00:13:06] Just all that fucking

[00:13:08] How about in that Robin Williams free association bullshit? How about instead of patch Adams?

[00:13:13] It's black Adams, and it's a black insult comic just roasting people look at this little little faggot boy

[00:13:20] What you got leukemia

[00:13:25] Some hair boy why don't you get some pussy

[00:13:29] Talking about I need men

[00:13:32] Talk about I need bone marrow. I need some pussy boy. You need some pussy

[00:13:38] How many y'all like sex?

[00:13:40] Yeah, that's good. Okay, it's a two good. Yeah. Thanks guys. I do. I'm so hungover that I'm actually after comedy

[00:13:52] The funniness that I suppressed normally I don't have the energy to do I think you could have done better than black Adams

[00:14:00] yeah

[00:14:02] Uh patch something black I don't know black

[00:14:11] I mean even like look at atoms little patch Adam. Yeah, yeah a little patch

[00:14:21] That movie's fucked up that guy fucking kills

[00:14:25] Robin Williams is fucking girl friend or whatever. I've actually never seen patch Adams spoiler everyone. I apologize

[00:14:32] I hate spoilers, but fuck patch Adams. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see that movie

[00:14:38] Maybe I watch it after this I tried to watch a dangerous minds recently and have turned off. Yeah, it is

[00:14:44] It's about white nationalists, you know

[00:14:48] Michelle Fife or like going into a

[00:14:52] inner-city school teacher Tardic

[00:14:54] You know who's a rapper city retard? You know, I'm a monster dangerous

[00:15:06] Yeah, but it's where the song gangsters paradise is from really coolio song

[00:15:12] It is a good song, but the movie is do you see her pussy? You don't but she looks fucking good

[00:15:18] I'm incredibly would you rather smash Michelle Fife or Sharon Stone Sharon Stone

[00:15:25] Well depends what period Michelle Fife or what period I can't differentiate them. Yeah, I think this no

[00:15:31] I know yeah, Michelle Fife is in

[00:15:37] Scarface also like who's Melanie Griffith. She's another one of those blonde ladies from the 80s

[00:15:43] Oh, yeah, she's got bigger tits than the other two she you see her tits in

[00:15:47] body double

[00:15:49] Brian DePaul movie nice, which is where Bill Maher has to chase that Native American. That's a chase Nathan Phillip

[00:15:59] He's trying to kill that woman. I think that's her first movie. Yeah

[00:16:04] She got the tits right out Melanie Griffith. Yeah, and there's there's more those women aren't

[00:16:09] Yeah, um, just yeah, just 80s blonde women

[00:16:12] There's a whole collection of 70s blonde women. I was yeah

[00:16:17] Sibyl Shepherd

[00:16:19] Fade done away fade done away Candace Bergen. Yeah, you know what they were all hot in the day though

[00:16:27] Diane who's a big hair suck this stop roast pink fair faucet fair faucet. Yeah

[00:16:34] Me a Pharaoh a little bit I would fuck

[00:16:37] You just would you a fair was uh unless you try and choose probably choose probably like with six

[00:16:44] Why about me being a pedophile?

[00:16:47] Fucking bitch

[00:16:50] Child I love that. I'm doesn't believe any famous people molest. No, I just think that Woody Allen and Michael Jazza

[00:16:58] She's an awesome take to have Michael. No, I mean set up dude. I know he's crazy for that one

[00:17:03] It's also. I mean I believe Woody Allen is guilty. I don't think that what he did was wrong

[00:17:12] I think that events as described that they're okay

[00:17:19] You think any any time you show a child the magic of a locomotive

[00:17:24] Uh-huh in the attic

[00:17:26] Yeah, I don't even know she's playing with the train, you know, so exactly it's like it's like what

[00:17:33] Why don't I please on your pussy through your paintings?

[00:17:37] Nick loves trains so much it as long as you know, I don't actually love trains and that's the thing is like

[00:17:42] Uh-huh. There's a lot of different ways

[00:17:45] You can act like a faggot

[00:17:48] You do literally like Harry sirens though. I do literally like exactly

[00:17:52] Exactly, that's why you live right next to the Orthodox Jewish neighborhood where they play that every Friday

[00:17:58] I like our right songs. I gotta say those guys. I like listening to them

[00:18:03] I think they're the worst people of all time. Yeah, who the receipts. I fucking hate them

[00:18:09] I hate those motherfuckers just double parked their fucking fake as non-dissic buses

[00:18:14] There's no way there's any they're doing safety checks on those buses. Oh no way. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're terrible people

[00:18:23] Can you imagine like just being Amish in the middle of a city?

[00:18:28] You know go out to fucking Pennsylvania

[00:18:32] Exactly those guys have no fucking seeds would die if they were

[00:18:36] Like we want to live in the city, but we don't want to do anything. They're in British shit, right? Yeah

[00:18:47] Yeah, I'm a hot-seager like former hot-seeding motherfuckers that I know are like weaklings and like

[00:18:53] We'll just have a series of congenital birth defects that time we were talking to those

[00:18:58] I was working like some fucking like truck job

[00:19:02] Uh-huh and we had like time to kill I was sitting with a bunch of grips and there was like a hissitic guy

[00:19:07] They walked by who like took an interest in like the grip equipment

[00:19:11] Mm-hmm, and so they were talking to him and he was like do you have insurance on these?

[00:19:16] Well now he's like it works something out

[00:19:17] Well, you never speak to those guys and it was like weird that he was speaking

[00:19:21] They were like talking to him and they were like, oh you married and he's like no no no

[00:19:26] They're like, oh you're gonna get married and he's like this

[00:19:29] Soon probably

[00:19:31] They're like, oh

[00:19:33] When do you think you're gonna get like married or whatever? He's like like two or two weeks

[00:19:42] And they're like oh so you have like yeah, yeah, like how old are you and he's like this guy looked like he was 47 years old

[00:19:48] He's like I'm 19. No. Yeah, cuz they don't shave. They don't shave and he's just fat as shit

[00:19:54] Yeah, nothing but like fucking like pig fat and like no not pig fat

[00:19:59] But yeah, but boiled meats. Yeah, yeah

[00:20:03] Congrats and gee old like like cow like fat. I will say most Jewish food sucks my heart

[00:20:09] He goes you guys he goes this he's like

[00:20:12] You know it's because they they pray or whatever

[00:20:15] You know I pray and that is why I just kids you see that 10 11 kids family and not any of them sick

[00:20:24] And it's like

[00:20:25] You mean because you just isolate the ones with mental right right right walk them in an attic

[00:20:32] Those get to be those

[00:20:34] They don't even they don't even eat like Jewish food that you would think like deli food. That's like a different

[00:20:40] Yeah, they eat like stews. Yeah, just like like borscht and shit. This is shit that crockpot food

[00:20:47] Well, I was gonna say most of you food is bad and even like

[00:20:50] I mean she's the rated was a judge Sebastian, man of ska O for a lot of us

[00:20:55] Lockers are like that's not Jewish in particular. It's Eastern. Yeah, every every culture in Eastern Europe has fucking potato pancakes

[00:21:04] Yeah, we don't have those throw a little cream phrase on that little bit of smoked salmon. Yeah

[00:21:10] Little bit of smoked salmon and cream fresh on a potato pancake

[00:21:15] Sounds really good. Yeah, I literally very nice eight hours today. I'm I think I'm gonna maybe eat some

[00:21:21] Maybe I'll get some Jewish food. I'm done with sleeping. You're over it. Yeah sleep is the cousin of death dude. No sleep posting all day long

[00:21:30] Oh, yeah, congrats on being the admin of the chopper. I'm not a admin of the chapa subretta subreddit

[00:21:37] So guess what guys welcome to hell you want to fucking

[00:21:41] you want to

[00:21:43] Take this communism stuff a little too far

[00:21:47] I can pull up that there's a way for me to go on the computer and pull up. I know where you live

[00:21:54] I have access to this information and if you look have your little fucking fun with this

[00:22:01] socialism quote unquote stuff green you deal, you know, I mean smoke all the weed you want you want to say

[00:22:08] 70% fine 75% go for it

[00:22:11] 80% marginal tax rate well you're gonna wake up in the middle night with a gun shoved in your face

[00:22:17] When I find when I pull the admin page up and come to your house and say to this motherfucker

[00:22:24] And I blow your brains out and we're gonna Sigorillo on the ground so the police

[00:22:34] Sigorillo killer we brought an FBI profiler

[00:22:37] He's used as college degree to determine the suspect is probably a black male

[00:22:45] It's a Sigorillo and the mouthpiece you've dampened with grape juice. Yeah with grapes

[00:22:51] The grapes

[00:22:57] You're just walking out of the house with blood on your hands. Mm-hmm couldn't have been him folks. Yes ma'am

[00:23:03] I'm really jealous that Steven Patek guy

[00:23:06] It for the murder of the money, but I mean he's dead. Yes. Yeah, they killed him

[00:23:13] Yeah, we think he's just like chilling

[00:23:16] Well, they like caught in the rest guy got yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not like you're not hearing about yeah

[00:23:27] That would be a what I mean that would be I think it's I don't

[00:23:31] Like I just got a terrific

[00:23:35] They're like you know he shot himself. Oh, did he yeah, I think so I wasn't like in a shootout

[00:23:42] himself

[00:23:44] That's it everybody everybody knows that he was running guns

[00:23:49] Under the auspices of the CIA and he was selling him to Arabs everyone

[00:23:54] Got him to the Saudis. Yeah, some other fucking mother's everybody

[00:23:59] Oh

[00:24:03] You ever see this Steven Patek guy, I would love to Larry the cable guys whole act is just fucking info war's bullshit

[00:24:12] There's no video of the shooting

[00:24:16] Believe it didn't

[00:24:18] Dan Bilzerian was like yeah, not a real guy. I've ever seen a faker guy my

[00:24:29] Anymore of a guy that's clearly a conspiracy theory plant

[00:24:34] That is true. It would have been so sick plant than Dan Bilzerian

[00:24:38] It would have been so sick if they didn't confiscate everyone's guns have that concert everyone was was packing heat

[00:24:44] Right and they were just firing at a building. I just just killing made just

[00:24:54] That fucking scene in hell or high water when they robbed the bank and the whole town is shooting him

[00:25:01] Loved it. Did I love that shit?

[00:25:03] My con that movies the fucking best movie that has ever been made it's up there

[00:25:08] I just saw that came out should have won that should have won the Oscar. I was watching some stupid award show with dasha recently

[00:25:14] Maybe the screen actors guild or something. They gave jeff bridges

[00:25:20] A lifetime achievement award and he's like so uncool. Oh, yeah, and you what you expect him

[00:25:26] You expect him to be the coolest guy. He's not cool. He's the fucking dude

[00:25:29] I saw I saw a video where uh, he's like not smart him and he's Chris

[00:25:34] Fine him and Chris pine interview each other. Uh-huh like for like hell or high water

[00:25:39] I guess for some promo thing and they're sitting there and uh, he's like he's like I go back and I uh watch I watch

[00:25:47] big obowski

[00:25:49] Over and over and there's always something new in there this

[00:25:52] And he's like he's like so this day there's things I didn't catch before

[00:25:56] And he's like how much of that was like scripted. He's like 100

[00:25:58] He's like there's not a single element of that character that's actually his first that's in

[00:26:03] Oh, yeah, there's none of it. This is the co-ins crap none of it was fucking ad libbed

[00:26:07] He could not handle any of that

[00:26:10] And then the conversation goes to like talking about music because you know Chris is like you're a musician

[00:26:14] He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he's just one of these fucking guys that can't accept that he's an actor

[00:26:19] It has to be right. Oh, you know music is yeah

[00:26:22] It's my pat love. Yeah

[00:26:24] Music I started going out and performing after doing crazy hard or whatever. No. Oh, yeah

[00:26:30] He doesn't move me about being a country singer. Yeah

[00:26:33] He thinks he's a country. Yeah, he thinks he's

[00:26:36] He's incredibly long-winded and it's just clear every conversation he has with anyone they're like that's so profound

[00:26:43] And like it's just made him into thinking like he's a

[00:26:46] He what he has to say is like interesting. Yeah, not meandering and like just completely dumb as shit

[00:26:53] Fuck his ass up, but it's so sad because you're like that's the fucking dude. He's like he's ruining

[00:26:58] Well, it's a it's a testament like him so much. It's a testament to how good of an actor. Yeah, it's true

[00:27:03] I mean he's obviously very talented. Yeah, there's other people that are just charismatic and terrible acting

[00:27:08] That's true, you know, they're like fun to watch and you see an interview with him and you're like, oh, this is just a cool guy

[00:27:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know like me like me actually like me

[00:27:16] No, like me people say that I'm like a Vince Vaughn type

[00:27:20] You know, you're actually describing me Vince Vaughn type of like I just want to hang out with us cool

[00:27:25] Yeah, like George W Bush in that Al Gore election. You want to grab a beer with me, baby?

[00:27:30] You know I'm saying

[00:27:32] You want to grab a beer?

[00:27:37] Yeah, we who said daughter of his that's on uh

[00:27:40] Today's show or yeah one of them. No one of the bush twins one of the bush

[00:27:46] Jenna Bush whatever real name or name. Jenna Hager now. Yeah, Jenna Hagerstown. Yeah, Jenna Hagerstown

[00:27:53] Yeah

[00:27:54] She's uh one of them did live in Baltimore for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, apparently there's some republican bar there some shit

[00:28:01] There's republican bars everywhere. I know what a republican bar. Yeah, it's like a bar in like

[00:28:07] Fed Hill or some horrible shit. Yeah, remember we do we do that show together at that republican bar in DC on Capitol Hill

[00:28:14] Yeah, oh, I know that bar. Yeah, that picture Nixon take out all these weird, but yeah

[00:28:19] I was like what the fuck is this place and all these young conservatives are like Nixon was actually good

[00:28:24] They're like wearing both sides and shit. Yeah, I was like this is why there's no hipsters in DC because none of you were sure how to like

[00:28:30] Actually feel about anything. Uh-huh. Yeah

[00:28:33] Those kind of the that DC sucks

[00:28:36] The worst city DC fucking sucks, but that scene in particular like the Capitol Hill

[00:28:41] Because also those people like the worst of the bros. Yeah, I

[00:28:45] And they make literally $15,000 a year. They all have rich parents

[00:28:50] Right. They're staffers or whatever. They're like yeah staffers on the hill make nothing

[00:28:54] Yeah, and they got their jobs because their parents like hooked it up and they're like yeah, they stand for nothing and like

[00:29:01] Oh my gosh. We have morals. Yeah, we have principles

[00:29:05] You know, we'll fucking we only do products. We believe in

[00:29:09] When um, yeah, I was watching jeopardy this week or well on hulu. They put all the episodes on there

[00:29:16] as a kid that uh

[00:29:19] went like

[00:29:22] Uh

[00:29:24] 10 episodes or whatever. He's from DC. Mm-hmm. And he's like a half black half Jewish guy with autism

[00:29:30] Nice and and it's like even for jeopardy. He's like too far

[00:29:35] But you imagine him going about his life in DC and it's like that's just a regular guy

[00:29:39] Yeah, yeah, he's probably kind of cool actually. Yeah, Alex goes to him at one point

[00:29:43] And he's like he's like you do something interesting you make your own birthday card. Tell us about that

[00:29:47] He's like, mm-hmm. That's right. I have construction paper and I'll usually

[00:29:53] A story of baby with

[00:29:56] That's right. I go outside in the sky's blue and I pick up my red fire truck. Yeah, yeah, and I use that

[00:30:03] Yeah, that's right. I have a radio flyer wagon that I tied it back my bicycle

[00:30:10] And then I ride around the neighborhood pretending that I'm bringing presents to myself and then I'm Santa Claus

[00:30:21] Yeah, that is one of your hobbies here is eating food

[00:30:24] That's right. Alex food is yummy and I like it. Mm-hmm. Oh, those are my favorite food

[00:30:37] That you

[00:30:39] Mostly my family members. So when it's a big event usually a birthday I try to make a sort of I draw on

[00:30:48] I want it's a big event. Yeah, when it's a big event usually I'll draw and construction paper

[00:30:53] But yeah, that's like that's just a regular guy. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, he's a hipster instead of a cool guy like

[00:31:01] Yeah, we had to leave because we're too cool. Yeah a guy like me who takes acid and spends his birthday

[00:31:08] His 30th birthday his children at a spider-man mat

[00:31:13] That does poppers and then those poppers

[00:31:16] a fucking sausage bar in green

[00:31:19] at a german beer home

[00:31:21] In green

[00:31:24] Dude it was so funny. Dude this shit's fucking legal

[00:31:30] Dude it was so funny just hear children like ooh and all well i'm just on acid in a fucking movie

[00:31:35] At the end of the spider, but I really want to see it

[00:31:37] This one was good too. I don't know if it'll it'll like translate, but it's a video clue and it's for ballet

[00:31:43] But they keep going to some I don't know some ballet or whatever

[00:31:47] And then the whole of the ballet guys are like a pirouette is

[00:31:52] That you do in the air, but this move is when you do it on the ground

[00:32:01] What's grand unified theory? Yes ballet 12

[00:32:05] All right, here we go. I'm blaine hogan

[00:32:08] Now ballets are rarely called upon to dance on point

[00:32:12] except playing the part of the donkey named bottom

[00:32:19] And he's doing by the way the gays did

[00:32:23] He's on his knees on his knees like ballet

[00:32:26] Male ballet dancers are rarely asked to dance on point except in the

[00:32:32] When playing the role of the donkey named the bottom. Yeah here watch this video Adam

[00:32:36] He's doing the Adam of dancing. Yeah, this is really good content

[00:32:46] People really love them

[00:32:51] Watching watching a video

[00:32:55] Who's very talented and gay look i'm not i'm not being legal for being gay i'm being mean to him for

[00:33:01] Well, maybe right

[00:33:03] It's our fault

[00:33:07] Yeah, he's living his truth

[00:33:09] He's a fucking successful

[00:33:12] Yeah, he's hot. He's athletic. Yeah, his body's hud. He's been credible. Damn. I wish I had a husband. Yeah, wait

[00:33:20] No, I know wait you do no, I'm end up

[00:33:23] You stopped said yeah, stop said yeah, he was agreeing. It's too late now. I want a husband with a pussy. Yeah

[00:33:31] Twist yeah

[00:33:33] How do you know from work

[00:33:35] Who's running a fool? Yeah, can you fuck my pussy now?

[00:33:40] I've just been making dinner all day. I'm going to dress with my dick

[00:33:51] I'm on my way to the bedroom to fuck your pussy

[00:33:58] Don Draper with a pussy

[00:34:00] Oh

[00:34:02] Right there. Yeah, that's right. He just pins Don's

[00:34:06] Fuck my pussy. He's putting legs behind his head. He just pound his ass

[00:34:11] Oh god, I hope you had a nice day

[00:34:20] Apparently the tax refund is

[00:34:23] Knock is bad for most people no shit

[00:34:26] You're not the the new tax do you like

[00:34:29] I

[00:34:31] Have not paid I've been googling. Just he's small it over and over. Yeah last week. I have no idea what else is happening

[00:34:37] Wait, is there a new tax the average tax refund is down 8% this year, of course and

[00:34:43] Yeah

[00:34:44] And people who've received a refund so far has dropped by almost 25

[00:34:50] Damn the number sorry the number of people receiving a refund that doesn't affect me. I have a business and I owe taxes anyways

[00:34:56] That I don't yeah, but I thought that the new tax bill was gonna be good for us the

[00:35:04] The mega wealth no it is

[00:35:08] Well good

[00:35:11] Um

[00:35:12] That's hilarious because I feel like that's that's some shit that you do like aren't people gonna be mad at Trump?

[00:35:19] I would think you know it's it's AOC's fault

[00:35:22] It's you know what here it I said that is a joke it

[00:35:27] People will interpret it literally a surfer. That's awesome. So it doesn't matter. Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah

[00:35:34] If they were just and then he can because it's Trump he could just confirm me. I'd be like look I tried to do my best

[00:35:39] But this democrats there's one

[00:35:42] Congress person there's one community do it. She's she's out here talking about we want to take 90% of people's money

[00:35:49] There's people out here working, you know what the grocery store. Well, you only make I don't know 200 million

[00:35:57] He's like his lack of knowledge

[00:36:06] In the

[00:36:08] You could ask for an advance on a milk or some shit. It's like it's not even the way the store were the giant store and Pokemon works

[00:36:16] That building with 18 floors in it

[00:36:20] He doesn't now

[00:36:23] Oh, I thought you were eating whipped cream

[00:36:26] I needed a plumbing. Oh, yeah

[00:36:29] Yeah, that's awesome dude. It's hilarious. It's the reverse of what a store is you know, you go into the grocery store

[00:36:35] And there they are every miss America

[00:36:41] I was laughing the other day to imagine like just like a caddy gay guy that's like

[00:36:48] John Benet was a bitch

[00:36:52] One of the worst contestants I've ever seen

[00:36:55] No business being an Apache. It's a shame what happened to her but

[00:36:58] She was absolutely some girls don't have it some girls do not have it and from a pageant perspective

[00:37:04] It wasn't a loss. She was part of my French but garbage

[00:37:10] Hot garbage a mess she would walk out. It was like she was drunk probably was

[00:37:17] And I heard she was a slut

[00:37:22] Just something that guy with a fucking turtle man

[00:37:26] They're interviewing for some true crime

[00:37:28] She was an absolute slut

[00:37:35] Gorgeous yes, but she knew I knew went to her head

[00:37:40] The last thing you wanted out of it a pageant contestant

[00:37:45] Fucking bitch John Benet

[00:37:48] Oh, god

[00:37:50] Yeah, brother copter got her. Oh, yeah, of course brother fucking iced her in the dome with a gun or a

[00:37:58] Pammer

[00:38:00] Fucker he beat her beat her with his dick

[00:38:04] He didn't fuck her ladies and gentlemen of the jury had been fucked up proved that this eight-year-old boy beat his sister

[00:38:10] With his bit that would be repeatedly beat his sister

[00:38:15] That would be a heavy ass dick, dude

[00:38:17] Yeah, it would have the biggest and we think you could kill with your dick

[00:38:22] The biggest I kill an aunt with my dick an ant ladybug

[00:38:27] Yeah, but that's come on. That's too easy. Okay, so there's about the biggest one

[00:38:31] Yeah, but how are you using your day you get it harden you like you flip it? Oh, you have to hit it

[00:38:37] Yeah, so I can't like shut my dick down a dog's throat

[00:38:40] I guess you could I get an opening on the type of dog, you know, you would stick your cock in like a

[00:38:47] Small dolphins blowhole until it suffocated. Yeah, that's one way he's trying to surface

[00:38:56] Riding it backwards and face down

[00:39:01] Okay, that's I guess my answer is a small

[00:39:03] Dolphin yeah, I guess that's probably I would go kill her whale

[00:39:08] You think you could kill a killer if I could get into position. I've been using the blowhole using the blowhole theory

[00:39:15] You don't get to use your nuts. Just your dick. That's fine. All right. Okay. You got to plug it, you know

[00:39:21] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think they're dead. They're blows

[00:39:23] But there's gotta be there's gotta be other animals that you could define different ways nefarious ways

[00:39:28] To kill them with your dick

[00:39:33] Um

[00:39:34] Damn this blowhole thing really blows this whole thing wide open. I feel like

[00:39:39] How big is a whale's blowhole? I think it's bigger than a man's penis. Yeah, probably bigger

[00:39:44] I think it's and you can get blasted with like a geyser of like water

[00:39:47] That's why you gotta pick it. That's why I'm saying a small dolphin. I could figure out small dolphin

[00:39:52] But a whale not a humpback whale. I don't think so. I plus they're in danger too. You don't want to fuck about

[00:39:58] Although whale blubber might taste good people used to eat that shit. Yeah, I think people still do

[00:40:03] I think in Iceland they eat well

[00:40:06] Shit like some blubber whale that they like leave out in the sun for a week and they're like this is our national dish

[00:40:15] It's trying to go to whale. It's so we would take the fat of a whale

[00:40:19] We just leave it out

[00:40:22] Yeah

[00:40:23] You guys want to go there about a butter you mean the fuck a bird probably? Hmm. Could you kill a bird?

[00:40:31] Blood on my hands and I touched myself

[00:40:34] Yeah, it's okay. Did it come out of your

[00:40:38] No

[00:40:40] No, make sure I'm the fucking rag bro

[00:40:44] No, I'm

[00:40:51] So grosser women do that dude. They're fucking stupid

[00:40:55] Yeah, I hate them. They shouldn't be allowed to be president fucking gross dude

[00:41:00] Dude, so true. Yeah, okay. Saudi Arabia fucking launches a missile on their fucking

[00:41:05] Oh, so world war three fucking india shoots they got a they invade

[00:41:10] England

[00:41:14] Little payback pal

[00:41:16] What do you mean payback gondi son? Oh that type indian I was thinking oh, okay, I was thinking you know

[00:41:24] Chief little good. Yeah

[00:41:26] Chief good year. She's little good as you a lady president would definitely fall in love

[00:41:32] She's little good whatever that's like

[00:41:34] It is I guess the king the chief. Yeah, it's good even though it's little I think that back. It's my dicks

[00:41:48] Oh god damn dude

[00:41:51] I'm chief crazy horse. This is my friend new young

[00:41:56] Dude, I don't I think do you get a headache from acid Adam?

[00:42:00] Um, I feel like a little like scrambled. I got bad headache

[00:42:06] Well, you also drank a lot last night. Yeah

[00:42:10] I can't always have

[00:42:13] What is it you just smell it? Yeah, it's just like like vcr cleaner. So yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's just vcr

[00:42:20] Clean it's vcr. Oh, then I've done it poppers a million times

[00:42:24] Yeah, it's like it's used to clean tapes. Yeah

[00:42:31] But it opens up your ass. Should we just start doing a lot of poppers boys? I don't want to I feel like it's what why does it open your

[00:42:38] Asshole? It's a muscle relaxing. I don't fucking know. I don't know for what my my impression is that you get a head rush

[00:42:44] You get it's like whip. It's put in your asshole opens up also. I guess

[00:42:49] Who is the first gay guy

[00:42:51] Some gay TV repair man. I said gave BCR

[00:42:55] He was gay, right? Yeah

[00:42:58] Was he yeah, he never got pussy and everyone's like oh he was a virgin. It's like not man. No

[00:43:03] Quays is about how to suck dick. Uh-huh. Uh-huh

[00:43:06] We think he's doing the apple tree

[00:43:09] Coming up with succoculars probably

[00:43:13] Suck my cockless. He was actually waiting for the everyone says it was his head. It was felt right into his ass

[00:43:19] Yeah, he was gay. We beating off. Yeah

[00:43:23] Yeah

[00:43:25] Fucking take that

[00:43:28] His ass straight up. Yes

[00:43:33] Ass first

[00:43:35] Arm like around the back jacking himself off from behind

[00:43:40] With his face down. No dude all fours

[00:43:43] Head up. How can you go all fours if you're beating off with one of your hands? Well, it's like he came up with his belt

[00:43:48] He's bouncing on his head. His third law is his head and two knees his third law

[00:43:52] With him and another guy they they went into a cabin in the woods. They were trying to just eat each other's cum

[00:43:58] Live off the cum. Yeah, and you know eventually they got very sick and they like needed

[00:44:03] They're like we're drinking each other's piss eating the cum right and trying to live off the cum and this shit

[00:44:09] Come also. Yeah, we're trying to just eat each other's food and live perpetually in the Isaac Newton's like oh, that's that's it

[00:44:15] Energy can either be created nor destroyed. Oh, yes. I don't even remember if that's the third. I think it's basically

[00:44:22] The same shit gravity or some shit. There's the third one while there's this Newton's

[00:44:28] Laws of physics and then is the third. I don't know. This is like what sixth grade science. Yeah, let's figure this out

[00:44:33] I can't remember

[00:44:35] Um did laws of sperm o dynamics. Yeah, if you and your friend can't eat each other's cum indefinitely

[00:44:45] Um g equals what velocity times something? Ah gee smith mass and l

[00:44:54] Ah, it's like Newton's gay. That's the other guy. Oh

[00:44:58] Oh gee smith the guitar guy that looks like a caveman. He's like republican. Yeah

[00:45:06] Yeah, what what is Kevin Neillens or not Kevin Neill and Kevin you banks political leaning. Have you ever seen Kevin? Oh, he's stressor right

[00:45:14] Yeah, no, it's so funny dude. Really? Well, you go watch him like now and he's like he's like setting the time on the vcr

[00:45:21] He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought for a second you're saying that kevin you banks to stand Kevin you banks does stand up

[00:45:35] And he's like you got to put your whole fist in the pussy

[00:45:40] I thought he was the friendly black guy. Wait, where's jay? Yeah, where's jay yet?

[00:45:55] Was he a bass player or guitar? He was read it

[00:45:59] He's also got some hilarious pictures of him like young when he's a musician. It's like jacked shirt off

[00:46:05] Oh, yeah, it looks good looks good

[00:46:08] I'm sure that's at the kevin you banks. I hope you thrive in genix

[00:46:12] And he's like jay, I should be exterminated

[00:46:16] Jay they should take me and all my people round us up and gas us

[00:46:24] How about that folks that's Kevin you genix

[00:46:27] You hear about that? You know about that guy Kevin you genix

[00:46:30] That's a good one also kevin you jacks. Yeah, and he's cut is jacking his cock off. Oh

[00:46:38] He's the you jack city. I can't wait to spank off later

[00:46:48] I'm about to spank my two balls

[00:46:50] Yeah, I love spanking it to porno

[00:47:00] Uh, there was a porn one. There was a porn website called spankwire.com. Yeah, I remember that one over spank. Yeah, right

[00:47:07] Uh something coming over on the telegram

[00:47:11] What's it say original

[00:47:13] Uh it's a woman getting her ass blown out by a Caribbean man. What that's the wire

[00:47:24] Let me fuck you the pun-poom

[00:47:27] Is it what it's coming over me stop fucky stop the boom boom stop

[00:47:32] Oh

[00:47:38] Oh

[00:47:40] My dying. Yeah, I don't know. I've been wasting my gym membership to riches gym. Why did I have been in months?

[00:47:48] I want to call you were there the other day. No, I don't go to riches anymore. I'm gonna call up ritches

[00:47:54] Richie and no

[00:47:57] You go

[00:47:58] Is this a I look at for bitches gym

[00:48:04] I want to go there ways say bitches g

[00:48:09] I don't know what you're talking about bro. Don't they like famously have ours in that language. They roll them. Yeah

[00:48:16] Richie they would you know so you to say bitch is this bitches

[00:48:22] Can much big to beach

[00:48:24] They just immediately start speaking Spanish to me. I'm like, um

[00:48:30] I gotta go I have to the bathroom is uh, I do not call me back

[00:48:42] Uh, where's bitches? Yeah, it's like Stan wicks and Broadway

[00:48:48] So now you just are you at a cross-fit gym again? What was it again?

[00:48:51] Sort of yeah, I'm basically another another crossfit. Mm-hmm. Man. This cat's nice. Yeah, Ernest jr

[00:48:58] New I gave it free access to the food. I thought maybe it was one of those cats that knows how to feed itself

[00:49:05] Threw up everywhere. There's no cat that is that way, but no, there's a lot of cats to do that really street cats that have self-control

[00:49:11] Some cats

[00:49:12] Bitch hasn't had a meal in your fucking yeah

[00:49:14] How did this cat survive on the streets until she came right here?

[00:49:18] You know she has to be in some normal food. Yeah, and fucking god

[00:49:22] I was probably just my neighbor's cat that I stole

[00:49:28] Yeah, it doesn't have a

[00:49:31] It would be hilarious if it was just the girl upstairs cat. Yeah, she's crying. Yeah

[00:49:35] She's like my cat ran away and I'm like damn that sucks. That's fucked. I actually just got a cat spray paint this cat

[00:49:41] No, I just don't even put it together

[00:49:44] Yeah, it just does not even register. Well, I guess you went like oh man. That's that really sucks. Yeah, that's crazy

[00:49:52] Maybe you'll get it. I would be really upset if that happened to my cat

[00:49:55] I love

[00:50:02] The cat that I know nothing about it just sort of lives in my apartment now

[00:50:06] Oh, yeah, well folks is a good girl. We're going to Dubai

[00:50:13] Are we I don't know. I just I saw the picture. I'm scared of Dubai

[00:50:17] Why are you afraid of Dubai because a people have like lions as pets

[00:50:23] I'm what's gonna happen?

[00:50:24] We're gonna end up going to fucking Dubai and then stop just gonna put on one of those blank those pictures

[00:50:30] outfits those do look awesome

[00:50:32] And then you're gonna enjoy how comfortable it feels just wearing sandals and a picnic basket

[00:50:38] And then yeah, and then we're gonna rent that's breathing. We're gonna rent Lamborghinis and the desert

[00:50:43] Yeah, and we're gonna be sold on Dubai. Okay, you're gonna say you're gonna say buh-bye to the united states

[00:50:51] I don't know you can't booze in Dubai. I'm not a big boozer

[00:50:55] You can't smoke tree and you know you can drink there you can it's you know, it's like weed here. I think

[00:51:01] Oh, really?

[00:51:02] Yeah, muslims don't obey any of their own rules. Yeah, there's not a single muslim like actually

[00:51:08] muslims don't obey any of the fucking mothers do any of that shit

[00:51:14] This is bill bib and marjorie

[00:51:16] They don't do any of that bill marjorie

[00:51:19] No marjorie

[00:51:21] Muslims eating they getting torn up. You know they is

[00:51:25] Can't say that they do

[00:51:27] Reserve you can't say they deserve different on 11 look Iraq shouldn't have been doing stuff with the the chemicals

[00:51:36] Last thing are they got a plant. What kind of good plant is there?

[00:51:42] Yeah, you're here about a plant that makes well puppy dogs and ice cream. I don't think so folks

[00:51:50] Okay

[00:51:52] Plants may chemicals. It's no good

[00:51:54] I

[00:51:56] Wore with them bill more likes bragging about smoking weed too. Yeah, probably yeah

[00:52:03] We'd feel he's tarmac

[00:52:08] The exact they look the same

[00:52:11] They have the same like sense of confidence

[00:52:14] Bill Maher has tens of millions of dollars and Tom Myers has nothing

[00:52:18] Tom is like a time traveler

[00:52:20] Well, it is funny because you say bill marjorie but Tom Myers is like what if Baltimore tried to make that is funny

[00:52:29] That's exactly what you would end up with yeah

[00:52:31] Oh my god

[00:52:32] It's a guy that called literally games and fucking I don't know god. I love

[00:52:38] Doing a competition with him

[00:52:40] at

[00:52:41] EJ's landing in

[00:52:42] 2008 or whatever

[00:52:44] And him having a joke about one of the punchlines being charlie's in the trees

[00:52:48] He's like the Vietnam war reference talking about right he was born in 1987

[00:52:57] I think Vietnam war

[00:53:01] And the thing about Tom is like like not only does the Vietnam war not personally affect him in any way

[00:53:06] Does he have any relationship with it at all?

[00:53:09] But it's like he hasn't even seen whatever movie he thinks he's referencing

[00:53:13] Yeah

[00:53:16] Whatever whatever he thinks he's like calling back to his mom will let him he's not aware of yeah

[00:53:23] Yeah, it's a beautiful day in hampton

[00:53:29] Where you say I originally started watching pg 13 movies

[00:53:36] Yeah, I love that guy that guy's amazing my favorite

[00:53:40] My buddy

[00:53:45] Damn I just have a headache always now

[00:53:49] Is it how's your sodium because that when I was eating sodium I've been eating nothing but pretzel rod so

[00:53:55] Yeah, you're sure I'm sure I'm getting enough sodium

[00:53:58] Okay, then yeah, you're flying I've put on 15 pounds in the last month. So I'm pretty sure I'm getting enough of vitamins

[00:54:04] There's a lot in the in case oh, that's where you get most of my

[00:54:13] I got it. It ross

[00:54:16] You guys remember Ross guy Ross dress for look I was a marshals guy marshals

[00:54:22] Ross is mostly women shit, isn't it? No, it's both no, it's um

[00:54:27] It's the kind of stuff you wear when you uh

[00:54:29] Have sex with Rachel. Mm-hmm. We were on a break

[00:54:36] We were on a break with Jerry Seinfeld

[00:54:43] Man Ross won a break Jerry you son we were on a break

[00:54:50] Every every character and friends is Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, he like clumps the entire show

[00:54:55] So I really is so bad at acting I've been watching

[00:55:01] I think they're just sits there with this fucking mouth hanging open waiting to deliver the line with

[00:55:07] With no, yeah, it's so it's so funny when you watch like Seinfeld and then you watch curb and you're like Seinfeld should have never exist

[00:55:17] Never been a show that's great. I mean like seasons like the first like you know

[00:55:21] Until like the last couple are weird when it's like when they go to LA that one

[00:55:27] Yeah, but how much better curb is it's like yeah, that's true

[00:55:31] But you know when they're trying to make the show is a good one

[00:55:35] I guess you know what it is. It's kind of like it's like homicide versus the wire

[00:55:38] That's a great way to put it. That's because there's still seven get out of both shows

[00:55:42] But it's just like an inferior version. Yeah

[00:55:45] Although dude, Julie. I mean everyone but Seinfeld is incredible. Yeah, Elaine Kramer and Jordan. Yeah, yeah

[00:55:51] Fucking incredible Kramer is a genius. Yeah, Seinfeld sucks. No, it's good. No, I mean the guy. Oh, yeah

[00:56:00] Yeah, sucks is stand up always been bad. The show sucks

[00:56:05] He sucks ass. Yeah

[00:56:07] Yeah, the cat doesn't like Seinfeld either the cat loves me. Yeah, it's got a fucked up asshole

[00:56:15] Yeah

[00:56:17] Fucking it's been getting fucked in its ass

[00:56:20] Yeah, it's been turning tricks on the streets

[00:56:24] Brooklyn streets and would not be surprising if I like get the cat and then I like it and then two weeks later just dies

[00:56:31] I'm like, well, that's what I get for

[00:56:33] Trusting you think it'd be weird. You think it'd be weird if I texted her meet my dog after she dies. Yeah

[00:56:40] Yeah, it would be weird. Well unless you're so cute unless you hollow out the face. She attacks. They're me. Dasha unless you hollow out the pussy

[00:56:47] Yes, you just put like a button in her palm and you squeeze it goes at him

[00:56:55] Dasha will probably outlive Adam. Yeah, uh, yeah depends on usually

[00:57:00] Is it depends on how radiated she's gonna get

[00:57:04] She's got a ton of Chernobyl. She's gonna get cancer like four. Yeah, she was she was born in the fall out zone for sure. Yeah

[00:57:13] That's pretty gay Russia's so goddamn funny. It's so funny. How about we cool the

[00:57:20] Nuclear cord with liquid metal perhaps. How could it go wrong?

[00:57:27] Damn dude

[00:57:29] I don't even know if that's the actual cause of the Chernobyl. Yeah, it sounds right. Yeah, didn't they just not have any backups

[00:57:36] They were just really running that shit like if they were playing a

[00:57:41] What's the fucking game with the wagon?

[00:57:44] Oregon or you know, they're they were doing it on strenuous

[00:57:49] They were doing this. So that's why I fucked up. Apparently nuclear is pretty safe if you just have the backups

[00:57:53] I don't know according to some conversation. I had one time. Yeah, that sounds right. I guess thanks man. Nuclear is pretty safe

[00:58:00] You got the backups. I thought it was good when it's not about philosophy. What the fuck does that even mean?

[00:58:06] The back

[00:58:07] failsafe and shit

[00:58:09] I got from what I remember what happened with Chernobyl is that they literally tried to use like some kind of like

[00:58:15] Molten metal to fuck as like a coolant and then the core temperature

[00:58:20] Thinking of Fukushima the core temperature dropped too low and it solidified

[00:58:24] It wasn't transferring heat the right way and then it caused a meltdown damn. Yeah, that's the fuck thought

[00:58:30] Yeah, I'm probably thinking of Fukushima. Yeah three mile island fucked up because they like just didn't let the plant

[00:58:36] Handle it on its own as far as like safety measures go

[00:58:42] We're three mile islands in Pennsylvania

[00:58:44] Oh, is that what's the one that has the love the word love in it love craft or some shit what

[00:58:51] Are you there something isn't a nuclear plant where they were like dripping shit in the water?

[00:58:56] Uh-huh love something. This is real motherfuckers. I don't know all the details, but it's love something. Yeah

[00:59:04] Yeah, that's right. It is mother. It is right bitch

[00:59:08] I again history will indicate me on this point as well

[00:59:11] As whatever last time I said as much fact-checking going on right now as there is with like

[00:59:17] MSNBC at this point

[00:59:20] This is a show. Yeah, right? Yeah

[00:59:23] This could be the news. Yeah, it is the news some guy died I think

[00:59:28] Uh apparently some side to stop being a dead guys. I watched mil is crossing in honor of Albert Finn

[00:59:33] Miller's crossing directed by Stanley Kubrick. Yeah, let's uh, let's uh, let's fact check that in the booth real quick

[00:59:39] It sounds pretty good to me

[00:59:41] That was funny the other day when I was like yo, Albert Finn he died and you were like shit dude

[00:59:46] And then we were like talking about him for like five minutes and then so I was like was he like a director?

[00:59:52] No, it's every 30 seconds. Who's Albert Finn?

[00:59:54] Who was out who's that?

[00:59:58] He's in a movie. He's an actor. Yeah, he's an actor what roles uh leo and millers crossing for starters

[01:00:05] Yeah, next

[01:00:07] Next what else you was in was he in before the dead?

[01:00:11] Was your dead? Was it a new movie?

[01:00:14] Didn't say but where's the tomato that is a city lumen lumen. It's his last movie. Yeah with phil c more Hoffman

[01:00:21] Yeah, now all three of those bitches you ever see the verdict dead

[01:00:25] Uh Paul Newman sitting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, great. Yeah. Yeah. He's a drunk, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great movie

[01:00:33] Yeah, that's like kind of uh, I didn't know about it. I should do like a little mini Paul Newman tour

[01:00:39] Go back and watch a bunch of Paul Newman color money's good. You know, I just like fall in white

[01:00:45] Gorgeous. All right, those baby blue eyes. Yeah. Yeah, he's hot. Let's all have sex with Paul Newman

[01:00:53] I would I would get down. Would you fuck Paul Newman?

[01:00:57] That's why I watch a guy. Would you fuck like the best looking guy of all time? Yeah, sure. Why not?

[01:01:02] You wouldn't just fuck a boy

[01:01:05] I mean if you have to do gay shit, you would yeah, we were someone with long hair. Yeah, just fuck a little boy

[01:01:13] I mean, that's gonna hurt him more than it's gonna hurt me. I guess. Uh-huh, right? That's what gay sex is. Yeah, whoever hurts the other person the most wins

[01:01:21] I mean

[01:01:22] Of course, that's the entire appeal

[01:01:26] Is the gladiator spirit

[01:01:28] Just

[01:01:31] Coming out and fucking you just have shoulder pads and F. O. Let's you fuck another guy to death

[01:01:36] And then you just sit in bed going are you not entertained?

[01:01:40] Are you not?

[01:01:42] entertained

[01:01:43] I guess that could say that's an animal you could kill with your dick whatever bromin a man or a child or something

[01:01:51] I don't know if you could kill a man with a dick. Maybe a small man. Well, a

[01:01:55] Small

[01:01:57] That's we're really gonna be you know what you crack the case. We did crack the case

[01:02:02] We have about this a gorilla. We give them back age. Yeah, well, honestly, how about the uh, that makes

[01:02:11] Yeah, the pills very gay boy, and he's like

[01:02:13] I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. He's like, mmm. He says gay. Okay. There you go. That's it. Yeah

[01:02:25] The pills very gay boy. The pills very gay boy. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yeah, sure

[01:02:32] Yes, ma'am. That is correct. It's it's so true. That is so true. It's funny because it's true

[01:02:38] That is so such a true thing to say

[01:02:44] Um, well, you know, I thank you guys for listening as you know 85 to 90 percent of our audiences

[01:02:50] Military or first responders. Yeah, that is so fucking true

[01:02:56] Thank you for your service honestly to

[01:02:59] To all of our vets out there

[01:03:01] Are you supposed to say that to people? I saw a guy shaking serve his hand in the airport. Yeah, I was like, whoosh

[01:03:07] I was like, that's going on. What is it about the airport that makes people act like that?

[01:03:12] Yeah, he's going you don't do that in the fucking supermarket. Yeah. Yeah, I was like fight a war against humidity

[01:03:19] It's not where he's leaving. I know tell me where your station before I tell you. Yeah, right

[01:03:23] Thank you for your service. Yeah. Thank you for your service. It's like that guy just like keeps track of the bookmarks. Yeah

[01:03:28] Yeah, he's not a bad job. Right. He made he made he made the website for

[01:03:37] The marine seventh slash third golf club

[01:03:42] He was in charge of their photo album

[01:03:46] Thank you, sir. The countless hours you spent on flicker. Yeah, I'll not forget about them. Yeah

[01:03:52] Yeah, fuck them

[01:03:54] Fuck them suck my fucking dick first responders. Fuck every orthodox Jew fuck every fucking truth

[01:04:04] I'm going on the record today

[01:04:08] No, just acidic

[01:04:12] A nice secular Jew born third 130 you're fine by me. How about airborne his seeds? That'd be pretty cool. Yeah, that'd be cool

[01:04:19] They just a little drop down on parachutes. You think they could make the little hairs. Yeah, they can yeah, they could connect those two parachutes

[01:04:28] That dress they're wearing. There's no underwear. They just see their balls

[01:04:34] With the dumb socks

[01:04:37] Yeah, you're like oh

[01:04:39] I'm coming down there to see you

[01:04:41] Why are you wearing nickerbocker's bro?

[01:04:44] Why are you doing that? Yo, everyone can see your balls, man

[01:04:50] Stop parachuting everywhere. What was that child? They fucked you shit up

[01:04:54] Oh, yeah, that's damn I'm crying if I was you too, bro

[01:05:00] Fuck to share that video is so good

[01:05:05] Damn, you should probably be fired

[01:05:07] Like oh fuck yeah, that kid looked awful too. He really did that guy got a

[01:05:14] Forced to apologize. Yeah by the police by the facebook police

[01:05:20] That is it. That's the thing that happens in like the uk

[01:05:23] Yeah, that's all I have to apologize for racism because racism is normal

[01:05:27] Norm and send me a story about some guy that liked to tweet

[01:05:30] That liked to tweet that was making fun of trans people and the police I called them up. They're like

[01:05:34] Yeah, why don't you explain your thinking in uh, it's me the British police

[01:05:42] Well, yeah, I was right I was raised in Australia, but now I'm the police in Britain

[01:05:47] The character works don't worry

[01:05:51] No, I'm just yeah because I saw the look in your face and I'm the you're gonna

[01:05:56] Question the authenticity of me being a British police officer just because I have

[01:06:00] In Australian accent, which I know that I have

[01:06:04] I have it and I was doing it on purpose

[01:06:10] Really call them up and they were like wait, what's all this then you know loud luck and

[01:06:16] transphobic posts

[01:06:20] That's so stupid imagine how ashamed you must be of yourself as a police officer. I have to enforce those laws

[01:06:25] Yeah, you don't get to be a cool American police officer using military grade equipment to kill children

[01:06:32] A black child holding a lollipop. Yeah, you don't get the fucking drone strike. Right. You have a tattoo that says die. Fuck kill

[01:06:42] Full tactical gear slamming a 30 pound black child up against a wall

[01:06:49] Be like what the fuck did you just say to me

[01:06:51] I said good morning. Like oh that's sweet. Let's get a picture of us dabbing and nay naying

[01:07:02] Yeah, fuck

[01:07:07] That's all the big Jews

[01:07:09] The cops like there's a bunch of kids throwing snowballs at cops and like riot gear like slowly advancing at them as a joke and it's like

[01:07:15] Fuck them fuck the police. Yeah, you know don't like this isn't cute right right right?

[01:07:23] Also, it's like they that's not at this point. I would not know that's a joke. Yeah, right?

[01:07:30] It's totally feasible that cops would just beat the shit out of 10 kids throwing snowballs

[01:07:36] I guarantee you this two beat cops and a black kid throws a fucking snowball at them like there

[01:07:40] It is not outside of the realm of possibility that they wouldn't charge them with assault. Yeah, yes for sure

[01:07:46] Which makes them snitches it does

[01:07:49] The police are snitches

[01:07:52] You know, also fuck snitches. Let's add that to the list

[01:07:56] Yeah, hey, fuck it orthodox snitches

[01:08:00] Ortho you know, I'm orthodox military. Oh, really? Yeah

[01:08:05] Yeah, that means I still use a bayonet

[01:08:07] Mm

[01:08:09] I ride side saddle. Yeah

[01:08:12] There's actually you won't hurt your balls. It's or should we all should we all together take dress western dress?

[01:08:18] Yes, just learn how to make a horse dance. That's English dressages. What's western dress?

[01:08:24] I don't know like dressing like a cowboy

[01:08:27] Just like a cowgirl and

[01:08:29] Saying like well how to do partner. Really? I don't know. I have no idea. I literally

[01:08:35] Get into I have zero idea of what I'm talking

[01:08:39] Let's have a polo. I can't even begin to tell you where the entry point is

[01:08:45] I mean, I guess sort of you know what dressages and you threw western in there

[01:08:50] Does western no because there is western dressage and english dressage. I didn't know that

[01:08:54] I don't even know what english dressage is. I know that that's where horse dancing comes from

[01:08:59] Yeah, which is insane that they figured out how to do how to make horses dance. Yeah

[01:09:03] Yeah

[01:09:05] Good for them good on them. Yeah, just a bunch of people with a lot of time on their hand with horses

[01:09:11] Yeah, mit romney's wife owned a dressage horse

[01:09:15] That was in the olympics

[01:09:17] Shit comedy. I know because I fucked her. Has anyone said that and romney. I would fuck her. Oh, that's true

[01:09:23] I love I love she remember all that shit that came out about his family during the election that like

[01:09:27] Him and his wife would go to bed at like 930

[01:09:30] And all of the boys and girls like it like all their children like like fucking

[01:09:36] The vontrap kids

[01:09:37] They would all gather at the base of the staircase of their massive mansion

[01:09:42] And all kiss their parents good night and watch them their parents walk up the staircase to bed together

[01:09:49] That sounds like a dream. I would love that for me and my family

[01:09:53] When I have a big family, they all have to kiss me good night

[01:09:55] Horrible that my son Brad two towers over me good night father

[01:10:03] Good night son

[01:10:11] Yeah

[01:10:13] So you have a 30th birthday resolutions. I don't know if people do resolutions for their birthday

[01:10:18] But one does that she have like any like I don't know. Why don't you tell me you old little bitch

[01:10:23] Does anyone I'm 31 dude. I don't have any resolution turn 32 soon, huh turn 32. That's the magic couple months

[01:10:30] That's right. That's where it really stops being funny. Yeah, that's

[01:10:36] That's like that's where it's like barely early 30s. Yeah, that's that's full-on middle edge

[01:10:44] I don't know. I'll just bust inside dasha and then figure it out nice dude. Yeah have a little kid

[01:10:50] fucking have a kid

[01:10:52] Uh

[01:10:54] You should get a dress it in the same clothes as me

[01:10:57] Like matching outfits every day best friends

[01:11:01] Take it to the td bar

[01:11:04] Yeah, now we're talking a baby

[01:11:07] Making an adult stripper to like give my fucking son a lap dance bitch

[01:11:14] I don't want to rub my pecuchee on a child

[01:11:17] Put him all in your pussy

[01:11:19] I want you to give birth to my son pop him out of your

[01:11:27] All right boys, I'm so fucking hungover

[01:11:32] Yeah, I need to eat some kind of dinner or something. I haven't had dinner big slice of pizza

[01:11:37] Pizza hey, yeah, I love pizza. I would love we should have ordered a pie before this episode

[01:11:44] Um, there's still well you you're one of them rocos now they get here in like fucking 15 minutes

[01:11:48] Do they rocos? I got five on it, baby. I got five on it. Yeah

[01:11:54] Sucking off my heart as dick

[01:12:01] All right, all right, well, I guess that's that

[01:12:05] Final episode. Yeah, we peed it out there. We're pretty hungover, but listen

[01:12:10] Well, I keep thinking that I'm gonna have a thought and then it doesn't happen. Yes. I think uh

[01:12:15] Bill Marjera Bill Marjera

[01:12:18] Think about an animal's dick or whatever

[01:12:24] I'm clam Marjera. Yeah, I'm a big vagina. Yeah, I'm a big vagina that people have said fuck myself

[01:12:33] I thought you said clan Marjera. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah

[01:12:37] It's actually maybe we don't do that

[01:12:39] Okay, yeah, yeah an instagram we've put a cross on April's

[01:12:48] It's for a yeah across all far

[01:12:51] April's long

[01:12:53] It's gonna evoke some really horrible memories from the past April's not gonna be able to church because she's worried we're gonna farm

[01:13:01] Moment. Yeah, we farm on Phil's church

[01:13:16] We fucking tied Dom Vito up to the back of the truck

[01:13:20] Now we're driving through the town. We can't be too of whistling at a white woman

[01:13:25] Yeah, we tied Dom Vito to a cotton gin fan and threw him in the river after beating him up

[01:13:38] Yeah, I grabbed himself cut out a bunch of letters from the newspaper mail and at the Marluter King

[01:13:50] Hate's mustard by the way. I also open invites a bam

[01:13:53] Yeah

[01:13:57] We'll have you on for a month

[01:14:01] We'll do five episodes a week for free

[01:14:07] That's for the people that's for the you just come you just come to be a member of the show that'd be pretty cool

[01:14:12] All right. Well, good night. Bye everyone