Cum Town | Premium | 02/18/2019
[00:00:08] It's just a small, it turns out to be a liar.
[00:00:15] Hey, you were on this one from the beginning, man.
[00:00:17] You're the first, I was like, all right, Nick's just racist now.
[00:00:21] And then we look at the facts and it's like racism does not exist.
[00:00:25] It looks like everyone should be racist now.
[00:00:29] I did find, I was, I just, you know, look through Twitter for responses.
[00:00:35] And I did find some like gay black conservative guy.
[00:00:39] Some guys like, what do you have to say about the attack on Jesse Smollett who was attacked
[00:00:54] And the black guy's like, oh, that's fake.
[00:00:58] And I don't believe it for a second or whatever.
[00:01:01] And then this NPR nerd has to just be like, oh, well, you live in a different reality
[00:01:10] Well, try to use somebody's identity against them.
[00:01:14] Imagine being that stupid to be that like, that mind poisoned by all this shit that you
[00:01:19] think you can just like, well, actually, I read that because you're gay and black, you're
[00:01:28] You're supposed to think the way that I think because you're a gay black guy.
[00:01:34] And then not understanding that that in and of itself is racist.
[00:01:42] What an absolute piece of shit that is really good.
[00:01:46] Because he was because he was being written off the show.
[00:01:51] It's just, no, because that that hasn't been.
[00:01:54] I only see seen one source that says that and it was that guy from.
[00:02:01] But like, I mean, it doesn't make sense that he would be written off the show.
[00:02:04] He's one of the main characters on the show.
[00:02:28] I tried one of those extra small condoms.
[00:02:33] And it turns out my penis is bigger than those.
[00:02:37] What do you mean one of those extra spines?
[00:02:49] Yeah, she puts them on children and sucks them off.
[00:02:51] I think iron grip is also the name of the company that makes my grip trainers.
[00:03:02] It's iron mind that makes the grippers or whatever, which is like, I just love that that like
[00:03:08] dumb meathead bullshit of like, it's more about the mentality.
[00:03:21] The strongest people are the smartest people.
[00:03:24] Well, maybe it's because if you have a little ass dick, you're angry and you can't hurt
[00:03:30] So you want to hurt her with your hands.
[00:03:32] So you want to practice squeezing your hands.
[00:03:37] They can't feel shit while you're going in sliding in the guts.
[00:03:39] Yeah, two grip strength trainers in either hand while you're fucking hilarious.
[00:03:48] I mean, look, different people have different stocks.
[00:03:57] I didn't think that you might lifestyle that you might be.
[00:04:06] No, I think they're just really shitty condoms.
[00:04:11] I've had like literally three of them in a row break.
[00:04:13] Yeah, I don't think I've ever had one knob break.
[00:04:17] I think they're made by the same people that make those like Chinatown umbrellas.
[00:04:22] Like you just open up the Chinatown umbrella and it explodes.
[00:04:37] Police are looking for a man they're referring to as the Mary Poppins rapist.
[00:04:47] I've decided to call him that and I'm hoping it catches on.
[00:04:52] Is that to put an umbrella in a woman's place?
[00:04:56] Well, I mean, like all of the details aren't there yet and because there's been so much
[00:04:59] pressure, it's like also convoluted to too much pressure to report on it.
[00:05:04] Like I don't understand what's going on with the back and forth behind like that one reporter
[00:05:12] sources who would probably have to be in the police department.
[00:05:17] It's a local Chicago guy, but it's like I don't think that he would just fucking like
[00:05:22] from what I've seen just like if his horses weren't in the police department.
[00:05:27] There's like another account that's like a little bit more racist that's been like
[00:05:32] terrible trying trying to like debunk the story from the beginning and heat, but they
[00:05:41] The thing is is like the rest of those two guys on Wednesday night, the Nigerian guys,
[00:05:47] and it's like the maga boys, if they already knew who they had to have known who they were
[00:05:52] within like fucking six hours of starting the investigation.
[00:05:55] Right online that like, wait, it was Nigerian guys.
[00:06:03] No, who Jesse follows on Instagram who also have like pictures of the same show.
[00:06:10] Jesse only follows like 600 people on Instagram.
[00:06:14] Those brothers are one of the or like one of the accounts he follows.
[00:06:22] Like maybe like they like he owed them money and then they like tried to frame like Trump
[00:06:35] You know, like, yeah, doesn't I mean those dudes are huge.
[00:06:38] Like why would they just fucking like right?
[00:06:41] And I mean, you can get fucking like I've been punching the face right.
[00:06:45] You get fucked up quick and well, I've been punching the face pretty hard before and
[00:06:53] And then I also been hit pretty lightly.
[00:06:54] Yeah, I've gotten like fat lips from, you know, like women.
[00:07:00] But yeah, I mean, it's not always that you're going to like, I mean, it's like not outside
[00:07:04] the realm of possibilities that they hit them and you know, fucking nothing happened.
[00:07:11] I mean, like at this point, it's like, I don't want to say like, Oh, he colluded with these
[00:07:15] guys for some kind of, you know, set the whole thing up just because the story is just so
[00:07:21] Yeah, it's crazy that it starts off with being MAGA supporters and then it's immigrants.
[00:07:27] It's black immigrants from a majority Muslim country, which I think.
[00:07:37] I think if you ask me, their names are should be bad luck, Jonathan.
[00:07:46] If it does end up that he set this whole thing up and he's full of shit.
[00:07:51] Like it's so bad for actual victims of hate crimes.
[00:07:55] It's so bad for like the discourse in this country.
[00:08:02] It's beyond the point where anybody gives a shit anymore.
[00:08:04] I mean, it's like, this just kind of, it's like a continuation of like, this is a lot
[00:08:09] of people that feel like this is the same thing that happened with the Coventon Catholic
[00:08:13] I know like people don't want to acknowledge that, but it was completely misreported in
[00:08:18] And then you watch that full hour and a half video and it kind of vindicates like at least
[00:08:25] I don't understand how you can look at what that kid did in that video and walk away thinking
[00:08:32] There's two Ls and quick succession to take.
[00:08:35] This is even worse than that though, because this is like a guy completely making the whole
[00:08:49] He was stitching this thing on his own.
[00:08:50] The Coventon Catholic was like people posting a 10 second clip of like a much longer event
[00:08:52] But you know, also on the other hand, it's like, it's like there's like a kind of a rush
[00:09:01] to judgment that I guess, you know, both stories have.
[00:09:07] And like people sort of virtue signaling online like, well here's what we need to do.
[00:09:17] Because that, we have to go do real hate crimes.
[00:09:24] Your responsibility on your left is to learn from this and say like, okay, well this opens
[00:09:28] us up now, the responsible thing to do is fake as many hate crimes as possible.
[00:09:32] Because there's not going to be any consequences for it.
[00:09:41] Think about all the like police resources and like, yeah, but I mean, it's still like
[00:09:44] that you have to be able to prove like collusion between the two.
[00:09:47] The police are having a horrible time like keeping leaks like, you know, from the investigation
[00:09:52] from seeping out into the fucking media.
[00:09:58] Yeah, I mean, like, they don't have access to the content of those phone calls.
[00:10:01] If everybody fucking shuts up, like all they can say is these two guys beat them up and,
[00:10:07] So one of those guys don't want to go to jail?
[00:10:08] But it doesn't matter because what they're being charged with is battery, which is still
[00:10:12] like a lesser charge probably than colluding to create this whole big fucking fake hate
[00:10:17] What if they give them fucking me personally?
[00:10:19] And I was like paid off to like beat up some guy or like pretend to beat up some guy.
[00:10:23] I would much rather just say like, yeah, beat them up, you owe this money or whatever.
[00:10:27] And then all Jesse has to say is like, oh, yeah, I don't, I mean, I guess maybe they
[00:10:30] said this magga stuff to kind of frame the frame these other people.
[00:10:35] That's what if they're like, we'll give you immunity to flip on Jesse.
[00:10:41] I mean, and they wouldn't they wouldn't do it.
[00:10:44] And now like, that's how powerful the game off the black game off your phone.
[00:10:48] You're getting stuck the gay Jewish mafia.
[00:10:52] So unless they like, they can come up with some other kind of evidence.
[00:10:58] I mean, by the time this even fucking airs, I'm sure like, well, no, if you because I didn't
[00:11:02] watch the Good Morning America clip until after I found out that people were saying
[00:11:08] And if you watch his performance in that clip after knowing it's a fake, it is so funny.
[00:11:13] Yeah, it's like hilarious him crying like on Good Morning America and be like, no, one
[00:11:27] That's why it's so funny is like obnoxious when like something will happen and like they'll
[00:11:31] be like something horrific or bad will happen to like a regular person.
[00:11:35] Yeah, like somebody's family will be murdered.
[00:11:37] It'll be some like weird redneck whose family is like, you know, he's like, I don't know
[00:11:41] who's that guy is like daughters burned to death.
[00:11:47] And then there was evidence later that exonerated.
[00:11:51] But you know, something horrific happens to people and the police are like your family's
[00:12:03] It's like they're not, you know, to see this guy go on TV and like, you know, or Ellen
[00:12:10] It's like you're a professional actress and you're acting right now.
[00:12:14] Real people don't have the same kind of emotional spectrums that characters and movies do.
[00:12:19] They're for the most part autistic and they can't judge them.
[00:12:27] I think a lot of people do have emotions, but yeah, it's the same as Ellen Page because
[00:12:31] she didn't frame a fucking hate crime that didn't exist.
[00:12:35] You know, yeah, I think that Ellen Page is like an activist and like she what happened.
[00:12:39] She like yelled at Ted Cruz or like Mike Pence or whatever.
[00:12:45] No, no, like she like she like approaches like conservative politicians and it's like,
[00:12:48] I'm gay, like, oh, you want to tell me that one, I guess you want to tell me to my face,
[00:12:53] like, you know, whatever that you well time dad, Canada, the travel ban.
[00:13:03] Get her fucking ass out of the country.
[00:13:11] She played a good idea of a constantly changing travel band that only includes countries that
[00:13:29] It's honestly like Muslims have been on their P's and Q's.
[00:13:35] They really have been, you know, I feel like halal's been tasting better.
[00:13:39] Somehow in the administration, the Donald Trump Muslims have become the best Americans
[00:13:52] Especially now that they've like updated all of the bodegas.
[00:13:56] Everything that's all the Yemenis out there.
[00:14:00] They got dried mangoes in every single one.
[00:14:03] They're running those Sigs out of Virginia selling them for.
[00:14:35] Maybe that's what an extra small condom is.
[00:14:36] It's for guys with little dicks to feel like they're dick is big.
[00:14:38] So they're even smaller than even the smallest dick could be.
[00:14:44] You could probably fit a Magnum on your dick.
[00:14:46] a baggy fit I fucked with a magnet before I fucked with a magnet before it's like
[00:14:49] wearing boot cut condoms husky yeah they still make husky husky
[00:14:55] called fat boys still I guess I stopped being fatter you saw being a boy so in
[00:15:00] my mind they they don't like they just stopped making them I didn't even consider
[00:15:04] that no I just don't wear those pants anymore well now it's just a big until
[00:15:08] D XL yeah for us he is for boys but are they still saying that for boys I hope
[00:15:13] that's a nice you I used to love being called husky dude I didn't even know
[00:15:17] this I'm a little filler over here with my eight-year-old daughter and we're
[00:15:20] looking for the thick section my daughter Jessica is thick dude I used to
[00:15:27] take pride in being husky my fourth grader Stephanie is a pog
[00:15:33] looking for the pog section this is some little fat girl
[00:15:42] candy all over her face yeah just like the fucking like dried juice around her
[00:15:49] this shitty dirty blonde hair stuck to the juice just caked under her face
[00:15:55] have you ever heard of it? I want to go damn I want to fat little girl like that
[00:15:59] have you ever seen a small clothes for you like a porn hub dispassion Nova she's
[00:16:04] jumping in fashion like a little bit like a NBA watch shot at the Iggy
[00:16:14] is a who just stopped rapping is just a thought now she's just like does she
[00:16:18] fuck basketball players probably she probably dude honestly if you're like
[00:16:22] famous and hot you're I feel like they just become prostitutes for billionaires
[00:16:26] you know I'm saying yeah you just going to yacht very high-pass escorts yeah it's
[00:16:31] like some old dick for weekend make like a man if you see them on vacation
[00:16:36] taking the pics alone that means that they're yeah with the mystery of
[00:16:40] Nelson is in is in the book is inside yeah get his ass eaten on all fours yeah
[00:16:46] show me look at these look at you see the brothers damn those guys are huge I
[00:16:51] know they're there's so hot yeah I would fuck those guys well that that the best
[00:16:55] take I saw in this was a some gay guy that was like I mean I'd like to meet
[00:16:59] them in a dark out salute salute to men that horny and more of those days and
[00:17:06] less of the Jesse gays that's the kind of gays that like just from a 90s movie
[00:17:11] every gay guy was like yeah they're unrelentingly horny yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:17:15] so horny could be yeah the type of gay guys it's like they're at their parents
[00:17:20] funeral they're like huh that's a hot breeze I'd like to give him some
[00:17:26] confession yeah because me and the booth basically our father who art in heaven
[00:17:32] our Jaddy who art in heaven straight straight like like sort of like maybe
[00:17:38] center center right leaning white guys have stolen gay shit from gay peep
[00:17:44] mmm kind of belongs to us now we all talk about sucking each other's dicks
[00:17:48] constantly some of us even do it is that center right of us to do just like
[00:17:52] each other's comments political no no he's like regular gay now just means you
[00:17:57] cry while talking about the president mmm it's very little fucking happening
[00:18:01] interesting so it's up to us a straight men to fuck men yeah well it's not up to
[00:18:06] us it belongs us now oh that's all right yeah that is the kind of straight guys
[00:18:10] we are it's wild guys every once in a while just also referred to himself as
[00:18:16] the gay Tupac right yes first public appearance since the after the yes so
[00:18:22] I he got on stage he goes I am the gay to get to get to in what sense is he the
[00:18:26] gay Tupac that's because he you know Tupac was also a known liar yeah no take
[00:18:33] it back what's the man is open smurched Tupac already there's like spin
[00:18:37] surrounding this that Eugene googai who sounds that's I mean what a funny
[00:18:42] name they're like come up with the name of like it needs to sound like someone
[00:18:46] inserting a limp dick into the back of someone's throat what an awful name
[00:18:53] Eugene bust I got some goo for you Eugene goo who's a reformed woman sexual
[00:18:59] no he's a Trump he's a Trump replyer he's like a doctor he's a doctor he's also
[00:19:04] he beat his old bad guy really he beat his wife yeah yeah it was in like they
[00:19:09] got divorced and shit restraining order against him because of several domestic
[00:19:12] violence holy shit anyways but he's a lot he's a good guy and he says that you
[00:19:19] know the important thing to remember here is that Jesse didn't go after
[00:19:24] specific people so it's obviously a mental health issue what does he mean
[00:19:28] that he doesn't what doesn't mean anything like what specific people did
[00:19:32] go after specific people maggot people didn't it's not a specific guy he means
[00:19:37] like look didn't name his name these damn those guys honestly fucking sexy
[00:19:42] assassins fucking hard my pussy is wet this is how this is how I imagine the
[00:19:48] red and yellow M&M when I have fantasy about having sex
[00:19:53] come out of the shells of these two hot black guys
[00:19:56] that's what they look like under the show
[00:20:00] should we beat up that black flag from Empire don't say the plan out loud that
[00:20:07] was the that was the first thing that was like this is fake mmm maggot
[00:20:12] people don't watch Empire right yeah and also it was a little much you know I
[00:20:18] mean like listen beat the shit I get look I'm sure there's maggot guys that
[00:20:22] want to beat the shutter gay guys like for fun sometimes of course but the
[00:20:25] noose and the bleach and the whole yeah in Chicago it's like it's not even like
[00:20:31] you know in the middle of the coldest yeah yeah I mean but it's like that
[00:20:37] there's like pictures of them posing with the fucking creator of the show and
[00:20:42] that's awesome video them working out and like Jesse's gym at his apartment
[00:20:46] complex not even like they go to the same gym it's the right at his apartment
[00:20:50] damn you think you got fucked by those guys maybe maybe cool yeah get some cock
[00:20:55] for your trouble I just need such a big thing you'd have to be so stupid to
[00:21:01] think like I'm gonna fake a hate crime and just hire my two Nigerian friends
[00:21:06] yeah it's such a like it's such a despicable thing to do yeah I think it's
[00:21:12] cool I think it's cool to do it what kind of hate crime do you guys want to
[00:21:17] fake I'm gonna show up Tard and feathered the Chinese the Chinese have done this
[00:21:26] to me I'm gonna I'm gonna be like there's gonna be pizza like Greece and
[00:21:32] marinara only a second gap or nix not on security cameras and then he appears
[00:21:36] Tard and feathery nude completely news penis emballs the only thing not Tard
[00:21:41] and feather just a pink ass dick is penis balls were completely Tard and feather
[00:21:48] I want to say that the I would frame the Clintons obviously of course yeah we
[00:21:54] should kill Adam and say Hillary didn't Adam you got to take over for the team
[00:21:59] buddy I think it's a good bit honestly we're just gonna leave a fucking bloody
[00:22:04] pantsuit by you yeah and pizza yeah and really go to town on your ass make you
[00:22:09] wonder like does this mean that every other hate crime was just too sexy
[00:22:14] Nigerian I think so yeah yep every church bombing
[00:22:20] sexy night nearly Matthew's every body building the guy that like
[00:22:25] good I mean it is funny little BDSM right Elliot and a till just being fucking
[00:22:32] just yeah kid that by my dear me six these are everyone yeah I'm not why don't you
[00:22:40] come into our car we are going to teach you how to live ways you're going to
[00:22:52] mm-hmm apparently they say that the Matthew Shepherd thing maybe stonewall
[00:22:56] wasn't a hate guy hey crime fighting over who got to fuck the night you it was a
[00:23:00] drug deal gone wrong yeah really yeah in the last couple years like the guy who
[00:23:05] like wrote the book on like the Laramie murder like he said that he was like yeah
[00:23:11] he was selling math everybody knows everybody knows the story yeah I know
[00:23:14] the guys who beat him up were gay yeah he was gay with what was he gayer huh he
[00:23:20] was gay or the most one it's she's just these things because then it's like
[00:23:25] people draw the conclusion that hate crimes are fake and it's just like no
[00:23:29] well that's only the vast majority of them are yeah it's only most of them
[00:23:33] that are complete hoaxes yeah I mean what a piece of shit that
[00:23:40] Jesse is yeah what an absolute piece of Jesse he expects people to call him that
[00:23:45] is it Justin mm-hmm oh really he goes by Jesse his name's Justin and that's what
[00:23:50] I'm pretty gay what is fucked up is it like I'm just you have to remember he
[00:23:54] was pretty gay he worked on the mighty Docs huh and really yeah so it's like
[00:23:59] anything that guy does is like oh he was probably molested yeah right okay so
[00:24:05] now I he gets a pass then yeah because Emilio Estebas put a hockey stick in his
[00:24:11] ass I don't know if we should offer the bad news of the show an official RIP yeah
[00:24:15] let's give it off why I don't know I don't know I don't know for sure I don't
[00:24:19] want to preemptively announce someone's death but a very important figure to the
[00:24:23] show central figure the central honestly honestly probably the third Mike may
[00:24:30] may have passed away today not sure yet but we'll update you keep him in your
[00:24:49] he died in a tragic he got hired as in one of those investigation discovery
[00:24:55] shows he was playing his own father he was doing the re he was doing the
[00:25:00] reenactment kind of like a Lisa are saying that Jesse Smollett has hired
[00:25:05] stand-up comedian he in fighting take a hate cry against it just running around
[00:25:12] on security cameras a little bit cup of bleach this is gonna be really good for
[00:25:18] my career man he took a two hundred and fifty dollar union non-union buyout
[00:25:25] then I cheering guys got paid a million dollars yeah because they get
[00:25:29] resinsed you on your box who you got the jewel you re-up and on the jewel yeah
[00:25:36] just slapping a new pot in what flavor you you go with mint you know
[00:25:41] reminds me of a cool I don't have to brush my teeth anymore now that I do
[00:25:45] a morning because it makes my whole a mint that's a that is a joke from the
[00:25:51] movie jewel I don't know I don't have to brush my teeth anymore I smoke
[00:25:56] menthols is a joke from that Tom that Tom Green movie Freddie got figured it's
[00:26:03] not pretty got thing oh the one where they're trying to get someone into harbors
[00:26:05] they're trying to get like their daughter into Harbors trip no I know the one let
[00:26:10] me look up Tom Green yeah hold on he eats a whole tight he eats a mouse in
[00:26:15] your own trip right he's not in your trip yeah he was he's their friend that's
[00:26:21] like still back at college no you're thinking a road trip road trip I beat
[00:26:27] off I mean it's well documented how much yeah yeah what was that guy's name the
[00:26:32] main fler stealing Harvard is stealing Harvard yeah Jason Lee and Tom Green
[00:26:41] well I apologize once again Jason Lee is he the guy in my name is Earl yeah okay
[00:26:46] and a Scientologist and a pro skateboarder pro skateboarder yeah you don't say
[00:26:53] you don't suck what's the guy's name Brock Brock Brocken what I don't know the
[00:26:59] main guy in road trip what did you even say what did you settle on what you
[00:27:04] wanted to say or just rockin Breck Brocken Breck Brocken said Breakin what
[00:27:09] is your name no fuck you look at I won't do it he was like in a bunch of 90s
[00:27:14] comic's when I reckon my oh Brecken my who's middle name is Aaron spelled like
[00:27:19] a girl oh he looks fucking stupid as shit yeah that guy's a little baby face he
[00:27:25] does oh fuck it Brecken my if you're out there I will fuck your ass up we're
[00:27:30] gonna kill you we're gonna suck your cock we're gonna find you and we're gonna
[00:27:35] fuck your ass well you have to work every episode of this show now is just
[00:27:39] that we're gonna okay doggies this is the threat corner this is the public
[00:27:45] figure that we're officially threatening this is the legally liable for what
[00:27:51] about the say corner Paulo Costanzo remember that's how you just play Jewish
[00:27:57] guys oh yeah I do but he's Italian Paulo Costanzo I don't remember him that's
[00:28:04] kind of a shitty picture you think that it is a better one me yeah he's in
[00:28:08] Josie in the pussy cats 40 days oh hell yeah Josie in the pussy cats I saw that
[00:28:14] in theaters it was that the one with Janet Jackson no no no Josie in the
[00:28:19] pussy cats oh sixth grade me the crew my man Ben Z you know Laura they only
[00:28:27] because he used to flip Ben Zos he's been in his last name started with a Z oh
[00:28:31] cool and they lived in the same part of Baltimore and I remember it was a big
[00:28:36] thrill to get out of Greek town I drove my mom took me in the fucking Dodge
[00:28:40] Grand Caravan which he still has the 98 whipped it over to fucking they lived
[00:28:46] in like wall of wall for Avenue in Baltimore from my B more heads mm-hmm
[00:28:51] my Northwest be more heads we went to some shitty fucking I ate a bunch of
[00:28:55] popcorn got diarrhea had to shit a bunch of times and tried to play it off
[00:29:00] everyone you I was shitting a lot it was pretty embarrassed I missed a good
[00:29:04] chugging movie but Tara Reed was in it and she was looking good she had those
[00:29:08] the jumbo yeah the titties weren't out yet yeah I did want to smash tear she
[00:29:13] get it boob jobs of course yeah remember her titty pop down she didn't know what
[00:29:17] was happening mm-hmm yeah it was all fuck the knuckles I come fuck up and stitch
[00:29:21] together yeah is that what all boob jobs look like I think she just gotten a
[00:29:25] bad one maybe reductions are the ones that look bad I've seen reduction I
[00:29:30] think I've seen one too evidence I mean we should pass legislation that makes
[00:29:34] 100% there's never listen your body your choice except for titty reductions I'm
[00:29:40] not I'm not a political portions as you want I'm not I'm not a political carve
[00:29:45] that pussy up like a rotisserie chicken I don't give a fuck there's nothing
[00:29:48] political about the titties pure and like God about for sex change that's
[00:29:54] fine get it's only you get big tits yeah I'm saying if you get a reduction
[00:29:59] because you're getting top surgery because you want to become a man if you
[00:30:04] have hairy che a cherry titties yes you can chop them off yeah but if they're
[00:30:08] still hairless and look good sorry sorry so you're gonna tell trans men you
[00:30:13] gotta get hairy chests I disagree if you listen if you have a hairless chest
[00:30:19] what kind of surgery did you get any kind of like physical surgery what you
[00:30:23] do be taller hair again anything but you only a one I would get my hands made
[00:30:28] larger yeah I feel like I have women's hands I was always bothered me that's
[00:30:37] it I mean I don't do anything the only the only like you upgrade your hands like
[00:30:43] like 10% every other part of your hands every other part of your body is like a
[00:30:49] bitch body you're stupid nose I'm not really about anything including my
[00:30:54] chest concavity but here's the thing if you had if you had bigger hands the
[00:30:57] rest of you would look as tiny is it actually I don't care dude you know when
[00:31:01] people go to Disneyland and you know if people go to Disneyland they get
[00:31:04] Mickey hands yeah yeah yeah I would I would I would you Jess actually wait now
[00:31:08] that you said that that seems pretty cool yeah we're we'd you were I would just
[00:31:12] get a job in a factory and they would be like fuck it's a guy that's good at
[00:31:16] everything I know like oh what are we doing putting cars together just with
[00:31:20] my giant mmm just man Paul yeah just fucking yeah five and a half foot hands
[00:31:26] putting the cars together ripping a fucking pickup in half manhole cover
[00:31:35] sized hands putting cars together that cool like this guy's saving America you
[00:31:40] could fuck five bitches with each finger no I would go antlers oh you're
[00:31:44] one giant fucking elk antlers that's cool that would be sick and that was
[00:31:48] really big they grow and then they fall off every season your neck would have
[00:31:52] to be my one hundred be sick dude and it would carry all the way down my
[00:31:56] posterior chain that is you that's the thing is like I just had the antlers
[00:31:59] talking about walking around with 70 pounds like you're here all day long
[00:32:03] would be ripped you would be in such good shape that is true and I'd be like
[00:32:09] six seven yeah oh it's true I get everything out of it that's so true you
[00:32:14] would be told second I get the stats fucking in shape as hell and I have
[00:32:19] antlers that's well not when the antlers fall off then you go back to being
[00:32:23] five three yeah just for the fucking winner just for the but then you stay
[00:32:27] into your hibernate talking about Beachbody big ass antlers yes antlers
[00:32:31] popping volleyballs you walk by I don't know I think they forgot the antlers
[00:32:38] surgery I think people would think you're a bit of a show off I am like oh
[00:32:42] here comes Nick he's yeah what a diva him and his big ass I literally am a show
[00:32:47] he would be it would be cool all right I have those mine I want everything the
[00:32:51] same but I can dunk I would want like an incredible vertical leap I would want
[00:32:56] to be able to look to jump like I'm so you get the extra button that back that
[00:32:59] would be me this is what I would look like that those are much bigger than I
[00:33:03] even those are really wide six feet wide I'm not talking about a deer
[00:33:08] dude I'm talking about elk and elk just a whole fucking rack I can keep my guns
[00:33:13] on that's true mmm-hmm just rifles yep all my you could put shit up my
[00:33:17] outfits you know you can use it as a closet I have like three or four
[00:33:22] tracks coming off my fucking antlers I love it that would rule yeah doorways
[00:33:29] doorways would be really annoying I'll smash through that yeah I would
[00:33:35] fucking just get a good distance from them and then charge it the fucking door
[00:33:40] way smash good at fighting you like start like head-budding then pit
[00:33:45] restaurants they get mad at me and you know I'll be like what the fuck are you
[00:33:48] gonna do about it yeah fuck your shit and you know what species I am my fuck
[00:33:54] your wife and create some sort of abomination mm-hmm better look out some
[00:33:58] kind maybe funny if there was a superhero who was like who's like threatening
[00:34:04] people that's the thing you're most excited about with the antlers hell yeah
[00:34:08] watch out bro it'd be funny if you were a superhero just tipping them at police
[00:34:12] officers sir do not do that I'm sorry I'm just going back to mind of my own
[00:34:19] business you're gun's drawn on her antlers fucking asshole stand down stand
[00:34:29] down sir yeah there's just lasers like lasers pointing at all your every
[00:34:34] point of the yeah just me and Adam having a huge fight in the middle of
[00:34:38] timesquare with this giant hands yeah my anti-rashing I'm jumping everywhere dude
[00:34:43] I got a ten-foot vertical I'm hopping around just a little fat ball so you
[00:34:48] look like a lips and shit you would get the extra bone that black people have
[00:34:51] in their knees yeah I would get whatever you would get antlers mm-hmm it would be
[00:34:56] funny if you like put on a superhero costume at night you're fighting crime
[00:34:59] as like elk man oh yeah and then during the day you like worked as a reporter
[00:35:03] whatever but you still had the and just bring a little hat over that it's poking
[00:35:08] through yeah there's a completely but they're like no one knows I like that
[00:35:14] dude yeah well we really figured it out here boys yeah that's a good idea I can't
[00:35:19] wait to dunk dude I always like that you never really see and I have never
[00:35:23] read any comic books ever but with the except in a spawn but I never watch
[00:35:29] man you never see what I guess I've read the watch that's not I read I read
[00:35:33] half of the watch man it's a graphic no it's good but I got with that pirate
[00:35:36] I got tired of looking at things they're making a show on HBO by the way what
[00:35:39] is it the watchman what's the pirate part about what's the oh there's a
[00:35:42] pirate weird pirate part I don't know and I thought it was gonna tie in at some
[00:35:46] point I just want to know if you see the blue man's dick I want to see that blue
[00:35:49] cock baby get those Nigerians to play the blue guy those guys are sexy color and
[00:35:55] blue just imagine like the gay like computer animator that had to work on
[00:35:59] watch man he's like time to get a word I call the dick
[00:36:05] I'm the best dick man in the business okay that's why they heard it's Harvey
[00:36:09] Firestein yeah oh my god that character just I'm so
[00:36:17] computer yes I know computers now I do the best computers anyone seen this man
[00:36:23] is so gay he became the best computer programmer of all time I said they needed
[00:36:27] a baby I said oh you've got the right guy fuck yeah god damn dude how about the
[00:36:40] blue balls group and they're all like making out girl making out and they're
[00:36:44] about to fuck but they're like biting each other and sucking air through their
[00:36:47] teeth I love this not now we have to play the drums yeah I told you about that kid
[00:37:04] such a gay way that kid that I went to high school with whoever you're for
[00:37:08] Halloween would wear a blue man he'd be blue man group yeah and his goal like
[00:37:12] he like practiced drums and stuff his goal was to be a blue man after he
[00:37:17] graduated high school and then his senior year he found out that you had to be
[00:37:20] between five eight and or like five five ten and six two it's five eight I
[00:37:25] think it's five ten and six two and he was like five no no it's actually five
[00:37:31] seven three cried yeah no we've looked into it yes we can do it we can do it
[00:37:35] he cried at school because like someone was like I don't think you're big
[00:37:38] enough he's like I definitely am I've been practicing drums dude that's like
[00:37:42] ready and they're like I don't think you are stupid dream and then you yeah
[00:37:45] it's also the thing about them is that they're blue why the fuck is there a
[00:37:50] hyper yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so what if they don't talk well that's the two
[00:37:57] things they don't talk they most drummers don't talk that's how bands were
[00:38:00] no some bands you got the singers the right they talk Phil Collins you know
[00:38:05] drummer and singer yeah I said that's such a weird guy guy to be Phil's
[00:38:10] another no to be the drummer and singer who's her dude don't they have a drummer
[00:38:15] singer yeah the monkeys the Mickey from the monkey's used to say David Johnson
[00:38:19] was the singer David Jones the same as Pirates of the Caribbean we suck penis
[00:38:25] we love to give each other head so they were a fake tape made for TV band
[00:38:32] right yeah but they had bangers and then all the money that came from that the
[00:38:35] two producers took and then they made it into a production company and that is
[00:38:40] where they got the funding to make easy writer so that wouldn't have happened
[00:38:45] unless the monkeys slow yeah suck my penis easy writer the worst movie of
[00:38:52] all time yeah I think it's good suck me the blue balls group I'm gonna be
[00:38:57] thinking about that for a while fuck me fuck my ass please just holding his
[00:39:04] blue as apart even his assholes blue but you're throbbing blue cock in my ass
[00:39:12] what's dr. Manhattan's deal is he like controls Adams so yeah he's the smartest
[00:39:19] guy in the world he's really smart he's all he controls everything I thought
[00:39:23] not human I thought isn't Ozymandias the smartest guy in the world and dr.
[00:39:27] Manhattan no he's the gayest and blondest no I thought he was the guy that knows
[00:39:31] everything yeah let's get he loves all the gossip then with the but dr. Manhattan
[00:39:37] he's just like he's made out he's like he's like made out of energy and energy
[00:39:41] yeah but he's not the smartest person I think why when he's on the moon and he's
[00:39:46] looking back at earth and he's like these stupid humans or whatever because he's
[00:39:51] superhuman he's not human is he like Superman he was a guy who went into like
[00:39:56] a particle fuck oh and he got fucked up yeah yeah yeah and he got his whole shit
[00:40:00] fucked up and then first he was only eyeballs or something and then he was an
[00:40:04] eyeballs in a pair of nuts oh yeah he was like eyeballs and nerves yeah the nervous
[00:40:09] system and then his dick grew it was just this cock came out of blue yeah it was
[00:40:13] a blue-ass dick cuz he is that girlfriend he gave her cancer by by
[00:40:17] by dealing by teleporting her constantly now you would teleport people then he
[00:40:21] gave all his friends cancer really yeah that's why he's like sad yo that sucks
[00:40:26] dick I know that's the funniest part of the book that is I didn't realize I
[00:40:29] like bitch motherfuckers check this out at a party yeah you know and then we're
[00:40:35] trying to raise that look here we go Cabo Saint Lucas baby everyone's like yeah
[00:40:41] yo Eric's brought us to Cabo yo I'm gonna teleport Phil in April the
[00:40:49] I'm gonna I'm gonna doctor Bam Hatton is 4 a.m. and I've teleported at the
[00:41:00] interior of a porta potty above Phil's face
[00:41:07] oh come on man what is this shit from a porta potty actually speaking of the
[00:41:12] blue man group did you see Bam's Instagram post yesterday no it was Phil in blue
[00:41:17] like he was all blue and it was like Disney is cast a new genius
[00:41:23] ma'am please come on the show ma'am open invite yeah slow ride I would love
[00:41:31] that we got to go to BAM cast with Castle BAM yeah we should all buy houses
[00:41:35] pay respect dude honestly let's buy the four houses or the three houses
[00:41:39] around it in Westchester P.A. and then just do the podcast over loud speakers
[00:41:44] directed Phil's head is for a I remember doing a podcast it feels better I would
[00:41:56] it would honestly be such an honor to do the podcast in Phil's bedroom at 3 a.m.
[00:42:02] like yeah to be a part of a way to fuck with Phil yeah come on dude come on
[00:42:07] BAM will be some my dick then some come on dick BAM come on BAM I'm
[00:42:13] straight dr. BAM Hatton yeah so anyway that was a pretty good novel yeah I
[00:42:21] count that as a book it's a book that I've read yeah that catch on the ride the
[00:42:26] Giver yeah it's time stops five books he's read call the colors magazine the
[00:42:31] color purple the bluest I were you ever a skate shoes fat guy never never you
[00:42:37] should do that for a bit no I would love if you had the big J trajectory in
[00:42:41] this ends for you becoming like a like a fucking K-Mart cool kid section yeah
[00:42:47] choose back I know I was never just wearing Osiris D3's do you remember
[00:42:51] those shoes those kids the ugliest shoes of all time yeah Cyrus is there were
[00:42:56] huge ones yeah I don't mind a huge shoe I have the U-ings they're pretty cool
[00:42:59] although the U-ings are the ones that got my foot snapped starving starving some
[00:43:03] at these doing the fucking like this yeah the West side yeah like fat fat yeah
[00:43:08] ironic West side is his fight not I think this is mad motherfucking wicked
[00:43:15] clown love I don't know if it's the yeah this is West side but it's also
[00:43:19] West side upside down is yeah but then you got you got like fingernail polish
[00:43:24] oh no I'm never gonna be one of those a lip ring no dude no that's not I know
[00:43:33] hair but you're still doing the hair flip yeah I know exactly the kind of
[00:43:38] fact girl jeans yeah but that isn't me that girl jeans made for Husky girls
[00:43:43] yeah I got him at Rainbow Plus upside down upside down visor I did try visors
[00:43:51] for a hot sec oh I had a visors a couple months I wanted to I would I wanted
[00:43:57] to tip so bad oh my god it's so funny yeah yeah yeah yeah the idea of my like a
[00:44:03] fat kid could clean it up at all yeah just that's what's missing yeah frosted
[00:44:07] tips and not the excessive amount of frosted flakes that I can every fucking
[00:44:13] morning no I wasn't I wasn't this big I was I was like a chubby little fat boy
[00:44:17] I wasn't like a fat sloppy at this point okay I was bitch I mean I've seen that
[00:44:23] picture you on your fridge you can't be more than like 10 years old there
[00:44:26] I was cute you were morbidly obese I was not morbidly obese man I was a cute
[00:44:32] little fat boy he looked almost exactly the same as you do not know I had no I
[00:44:37] know I did not have titties funny they say morbid but that's the that's the
[00:44:41] edge well it's up there with the profoundly retard yeah they call people
[00:44:45] profoundly retarded yeah nice if your retardation is profound mmm-hmm we should
[00:44:52] start we should replace the our slur with profound oh yeah he said oh it looks
[00:44:57] like your son's a profound incredibly profound he seems pretty profound
[00:45:02] he really profoundly shit his pants right now now intellectually disabled is
[00:45:10] it yeah I think so I think so that one's too long to ever become a slur I
[00:45:14] ID they did their right move with that well used to be LD little bit MR yeah little
[00:45:22] your son's brain is a little dicked I'm sorry man your son's brain is a little
[00:45:28] dick yeah a classic comedy set up a doctor saying the wrong thing which
[00:45:36] honestly continues to be fun we'll never not be fun yeah I'm sorry but your son
[00:45:41] is gay like imagining him reading the chart yeah like a well sign there's no
[00:45:51] easy way to say this it says here that I'm gay yeah himself that's the best doctor
[00:45:56] he's reading you his results your chart says well it doesn't look good it says
[00:46:01] here that I'm gay I'm gay yeah but what about my oh yeah no the cancer is gone
[00:46:05] yeah I'm just I'm looking at a picture of a nude man hard and I feel the blood
[00:46:12] rushing in my penis and he's turning me on fuck yeah there should be a sketch
[00:46:25] show that is nothing but bad doctor sketches mm-hmm where you just like in
[00:46:29] the audience never picks up on it that for whatever reason every sketch is a
[00:46:33] I'm trying to find I wish I could find I guess I gotta just go back on torrent
[00:46:37] sites and downloaded but all the man TV to rewatch we're watching again the
[00:46:42] other day remember the pool should the hustler sketch no it's like a very
[00:46:46] spirits and some black eyes just playing pool at a dive bar and then fucking
[00:46:49] will sasso comes in in like a pinstripe suit and he's like say fellas what are
[00:46:56] you doing playing a friendly game of pool oh come on man you're a hustler
[00:47:00] yeah nope just a guy trying to enjoy the game I get I forget the other that
[00:47:08] tall actors name not Michael McDonald but the other guy kind of like bird like
[00:47:12] features but oh yeah who did the crazy eyes caffeine guy yeah yeah I don't
[00:47:17] remember his name either way he's in like he's in like a he's in like a also
[00:47:20] pinstripe suit he's like listen I've never met this guy in fact I walked in
[00:47:25] three and a half minutes before he did that's so good I mean it's so fucking
[00:47:31] stupid but like that's hilarious he's like I guess you won $20 fair and square
[00:47:36] what do you say we up the ante a bit he's like no come on man I know you're a
[00:47:39] hustler and then they look a montage of him being bad at pool then he's like well
[00:47:43] there you go one million dollars he's like what do you say we up the ante a bit
[00:47:48] just a friendly game for five million dollars I think I'm good man I'm just
[00:47:54] gonna leave with a million dollars that's where it gets really stupid they picked
[00:47:58] a million dollars I mean it's so funny yeah yeah like you know like damn it how
[00:48:04] much we have left oh I don't know about 800 million dollars yeah there's no
[00:48:13] word for sale you can buy it like DVD box I think shout factory had like the
[00:48:17] first four seasons on DVD but that's out of print mmm damn it's crazy how much
[00:48:22] like you feel like there's so much media that's like readily available but
[00:48:27] there's not really yeah a lot of movies I go looking for that just are not
[00:48:30] published yeah also until like who just put it on but until then I think I'm
[00:48:35] gonna talk about it was really hard to find King Hill was on Netflix forever
[00:48:39] though they took it in the very beginning yeah and college I used to just watch
[00:48:42] that shit the best it's awesome I have I have most the king of the hill on
[00:48:46] Apple TV I just watched the episode where they go to Japan and it made me
[00:48:51] miss Archer oh yeah yeah his brother finds out he has a brother yeah oh man
[00:48:56] there I have a brother go those there go those hill brothers like yeah I wonder
[00:49:02] what their mail brothers yeah yeah yeah just smiling at the idea of having a
[00:49:07] brother it is so cute man so cute and him being marveling at the bullet train
[00:49:15] it's like we have to go faster how fast is going it's like whatever 300 miles an
[00:49:20] hour like oh well I love that it's a nice to two episode arc rare for King of
[00:49:27] the Hill well that in the one where Peggy breaks her legs that's another two
[00:49:31] episode arc and the one with the Megalomart explodes early on we're
[00:49:35] Buckley dies Luan could real I've you know I don't want to be horny for a
[00:49:41] cartoon here in public and everything but coming up on cartoon stuff is
[00:49:45] a clarity with a session let's do a power ranking Jessica and we're on top the
[00:49:50] butterfly from Mario Party no let's do cartoonish yeah but you've got horny at
[00:49:57] the butterfly yes you did all right I guess throw it on the list I don't
[00:50:00] remember but no all of the girl I guess but I'm not that Jasmine I mean
[00:50:06] ever Jasmine is the hottest Disney princess no Bell is what has been hard
[00:50:12] here you tread mother come on bro tells the hottest why could she breathes
[00:50:16] because she's a nerd because she's a bitch that nerd ass fucking uptight bitch
[00:50:20] she's wearing that she's wearing that fucking big dress some like a
[00:50:25] a sperm army fucking bitch yeah fuck her Jasmine's like a bit
[00:50:30] these guys like all right here's my mansion like I know she's a freak yeah
[00:50:34] and she's probably wants to be a virgin so she's get your fucking her in the
[00:50:37] ass and then she's sucking dick ass to mouth you know she got her dad the
[00:50:42] sold into like she like went away start off with the worst sleeping beauty is
[00:50:47] garbage trash absolutely well Pocahontas is the worst no what disgusting
[00:50:54] are you out of your fucking mind no I know the drawing is nice but imagine an
[00:51:02] yeah I would fuck I would fuck Lilo and Stitch probably yeah darn to it isn't
[00:51:11] that a child an alien a child well you figure I wish one maybe both Lilo's
[00:51:15] older brother sister man was row on after fucking an alien was re-arrested
[00:51:23] after it was proven that the alien is actually three
[00:51:27] Moana isn't that also a child Moana yeah why I don't know what you mean
[00:51:36] I'm gonna the actor Jackie Chan plays the voice of one of the character
[00:51:42] one yeah I can't believe I'm Fiona as ugly oh that's not Disney though yeah no
[00:51:51] this dream works bitch I think that's a bad story it always made me upset when
[00:51:56] she really loves hot but she's she doesn't have a pussy that's not true dude she
[00:52:00] got it's all got she did the self you just stabbed the mario's part Ariel is
[00:52:05] whatever you want Ariel is maybe one of the hottest ones and there's a there's
[00:52:09] a jazz man over Ariel for sure there's a pussy there she got a fish put a
[00:52:12] cloyaka that's a bird that's a bird's have what do fish have fish definitely
[00:52:18] have pussies right eggs sex she would just fucking squirt eggs out of her
[00:52:23] pussy and then you'd beat off on yeah but then when she went to earth you
[00:52:26] suck your dick she got legs and a pussy and lost that voice so you don't have to
[00:52:31] hear her talk back yeah I never talks about Teddy fucking Ursula though you
[00:52:38] don't hear about that no Ursula's a lesbian I don't care but she she wouldn't
[00:52:43] be into it how do you know I want consent how do you know I would think she's
[00:52:48] clearly a big lesbian let me ask you this how do you know I don't I guess I
[00:52:51] don't technically know oh damn oh I think I'm getting sick that was the worst
[00:52:57] part I've ever smelled my life no oh god good Christ it smells like fucked up
[00:53:04] rotten eggs oh my god smells like popcorn and eggs it's only over there by
[00:53:09] you I don't really you're not getting any of it speak too soon I think you're
[00:53:13] cursing yourself I know that's why I want to get away from smart move brother I
[00:53:17] don't blame you I never want to see you again fuck him I have been feeling weird
[00:53:23] maybe I'm getting sick yeah I'm stoked about tomorrow night guys what's
[00:53:28] some what's coming what we're going to South Brooklyn for what
[00:53:31] dosh is be there dosh is birthday I have to go to the gym I thought you said
[00:53:36] you're coming I thought you said I'm done yeah but then I mean I said I would if
[00:53:40] I didn't have to go to the gym instead you didn't say the second part look you
[00:53:45] know me you know I spend eight hours in the morning eight hours at night the
[00:53:49] Arnold strategy that's right there's a black Disney princess yeah from the
[00:53:54] of no isha she fucked the frog yeah it's the princess in the frog mm-hmm
[00:54:00] they made her fuck a frog it's pretty new though I haven't seen that one I haven't
[00:54:03] seen what's the princess in the frog it's like yeah I agree I agree Bell's
[00:54:09] Bell's fine as fuck yeah dude Jasmine number one the snow whites trash she's
[00:54:13] like one of those like trash she looks like a grandma yes no white looks like
[00:54:16] shit yeah yes no wait I'd rather fuck the evil bitch sleeping beauty is not
[00:54:22] trash you sleeping beauty is fine actually just she just a regular oh yeah
[00:54:27] sorry I was thinking of snow white no white not sleeping beauty I can aren't
[00:54:30] they the same listen please be blonde I was sleeping beauty isn't that that no
[00:54:35] no no no no no white is a sleep oh yeah you're right snow white is the same
[00:54:40] no she's an apple it makes your sleep yeah and then yeah cuz all back in the
[00:54:46] day was all about making the Bruins go to sleep so wait wait which what's
[00:54:50] Maleficent in Maleficent is in the beauty so who's the fucking bad guy in
[00:54:55] sleeping beauty or snow wait what Maleficent is sleeping beauty oh she
[00:55:00] pricks her finger on a the poison Apple wait who's no no no she's like she's
[00:55:05] like a sewing or something and she pokes her finger on like a no you're right
[00:55:10] because sleeping beauty is that on bitch but there's way too much over oh snow
[00:55:14] white has the no apple isn't no isn't she the one with the no that's Cinderella
[00:55:19] it's no white in the seven dwarves she's a poison apple she goes to sleep and then
[00:55:23] the prince kisses her and she wakes up right yeah what the fuck sleeping beauty
[00:55:27] is no one is the same shit it's the same except it once got midgets yeah just
[00:55:31] sleeping beauty not have midgets sleeping sleeping beauty has the dwarves no
[00:55:38] that's no why no why it has the dwarves it's no why in the seven is Maleficent
[00:55:42] and but oh no fuck this is fucked up you think there's porn of that like
[00:55:47] dwarf yeah for sure what the fuck is in difference between sleeping beauty and
[00:55:52] snow way this is fun is Prince Eric the guy that fucks them both Prince Eric is
[00:55:58] fucking the little mermaid oh fuck is the Prince this is fucked up oh this is
[00:56:08] fucked up bro yeah this is sleeping beauty this blonde bitch yeah the
[00:56:12] blonde bitch she's a little bit efficent okay he's with Maleficent then who the
[00:56:17] fuck is the snow white bad guy is another wit oh just an uglier version of
[00:56:23] Maleficent no no no no snow white is a evil queen what is snow white the same
[00:56:29] as sleeping beauty but snow white and sleeping beauty are princess both are
[00:56:34] put into I guess it's from a Chinese website put into deep sleep by which
[00:56:39] messy snow white has seventh war they care her and a war sleeping beauty has
[00:56:45] half a gama's we all know that fairy godmother but that Cinderella isn't it that she
[00:56:52] have a fairy godmother I was no white and sleeping in the real I have this
[00:56:56] bullshit they made the same sleeping beauty is just snow white plus Cinderella
[00:57:02] dude this is great this is some Chinese girls blog about six to six of our snow
[00:57:07] white and sleeping beauty the same character mm-hmm it's not because I'm the
[00:57:12] big fans of fairy tales but just recognized both from piece to piece
[00:57:16] collecting of my sweet niece let me say binder she has been collecting a lot of
[00:57:22] drawing papers into her binder the most are snow white and sleeping beauty at
[00:57:28] first from figuring out the Alfie a name and now it's just now it's just the
[00:57:32] day labor beauty of my fluid mind from bit to bit yeah I just can't stay in one
[00:57:40] place baby a fluid field the most are snow white and sleeping beauty at first
[00:57:44] from figuring out the outfit at them or snow white is sleeping beauty the same
[00:57:47] character is snow white sleeping beauty or in reverse let me remind you a second
[00:57:53] all right well this isn't gonna go anywhere it's very funny yeah folks take
[00:57:58] my word fuck Disney for that one but yes no way is trash I don't think I ever
[00:58:04] saw a sleeping beauty it's no why definitely so I saw a snow way in the
[00:58:08] theaters no you didn't why did that shit came out in like I'm not your
[00:58:13] original mother fucker I saw it like a they play those movies in the theater
[00:58:17] yeah yeah yeah so I didn't like a small theater I think now it's a porn theater
[00:58:22] remember you go to movie theaters and these to have local advertisements yes
[00:58:25] you know mm-hmm go check out fucking sprockets or whatever the fuck movie
[00:58:32] theaters also used to not have like like amphitheater seating right they
[00:58:37] never had stadium seats no that was like a new thing yeah just be a fucking room
[00:58:41] it's just a flat room yeah yeah would suck to be in the back sometimes yeah but
[00:58:46] I went to I went to one the one on Paris and Park it's now a porn theater
[00:58:50] that's where I saw snow white I think that was still a porn theater yeah I was
[00:58:55] just watching the four of the last yeah my aunt who RIP I am taking my fat
[00:59:01] nephew to be molest I'm taking my big fat nephew I was not a big fat kid at
[00:59:08] that point my to get a cute little fab boy he's big fat did suck down I didn't
[00:59:14] have big fat my nephew so he's so fat that I learned a new word called more
[00:59:19] beat because she was an English teacher thank you very much
[00:59:23] how to nephew this big did not have a big fat there was here in high school she
[00:59:28] lost her accent thank you but his big fat did he's I got him Tt boy bring him
[00:59:36] the move it it and all the other boys suck his beat it is well look it's no way
[00:59:42] no all the other boys did not suck my feet it is while looking at snow white
[00:59:48] dude this movie is good I really like this movie RIP RIP to my aunt gone too
[00:59:58] soon fucking Greek hospital she died of pneumonia dude fucking totally treated
[01:00:03] a lot of people died in ammonia yeah but fuck yeah and some dumbass little island
[01:00:08] in Greece oh shit I got my Mia you see that shit my stepsisters husband has
[01:00:13] fucking sepsis oh shit yeah is in the hospital right now what is that like
[01:00:17] shit gets in your blood it's a blood infection but like you have like you're
[01:00:21] like 50% of the time you fucking die how did you get from I don't know I just I
[01:00:26] found out fiction I found out yesterday but they're all at the hospital damn yeah
[01:00:30] yeah sucks dude hope that guy doesn't die yeah shout out shout out to the boy
[01:00:35] yeah don't die man keep kicking brother yeah that is not the person we were
[01:00:41] talking about from earlier oh yeah it's not no I guess I get it seems like he's
[01:00:45] gonna be okay but it should yeah that sucks yeah it's crazy that's insane yeah
[01:00:50] you just die from the dumbest shit of all time yeah people are pretty fucking
[01:00:54] fragile I know not me though I've antlers
[01:00:59] powerful just fucking come in and do the to do the next one on fucking Saturday
[01:01:03] just me running through central park being hunted you guys completely naked
[01:01:09] rip though cuz you're fucking yeah just smelling the ground looking around
[01:01:15] yeah just avoiding hunters trying to fuck a deer yeah trying to eating fish
[01:01:21] out of the stream berries hell yeah I would love that to just be some kind of
[01:01:29] mythical forest beast that's right it's hunted for his magic for his beautiful
[01:01:33] magic because society can't understand different yeah they cut off my antlers
[01:01:38] and then the heat like there's a hunter holding them he's like I can see it now
[01:01:42] I can see which hate crimes are fake yeah I have the vision I remember every
[01:01:54] Nick without his powers man that's he's Samson that is you could his antlers
[01:02:00] home thinking about you without your special powers oh my god it's like he
[01:02:04] can make eye contact and have fulfilling emotional relationships no no he's
[01:02:08] still can't no no no no no no no no Renaissance painting of me like bleeding
[01:02:12] out of my head next to a stream on a rock and some hunter that would be a
[01:02:23] cool way to go out man yeah dude I got my antlers ripped off if I was a mythical
[01:02:28] beast I'd be the horny little Sader yeah that little fucking half goat mother
[01:02:33] fucker that was always trying to get pussy with this little goat dick he was
[01:02:36] also the the dandelier's character and Hercules they based it off of that guy
[01:02:40] it's a very horny guy though you know he never see his cock in the movie but in
[01:02:47] Greek mythology you could see his cock all the time that was another hot Disney
[01:02:51] bitch the bitch from Hercules they died or whatever yeah and was tricking Hercules
[01:02:56] promising the pussy Smirk you Lee's that's what I call next and man
[01:02:59] my personal my personal Smirk you Lee's Smirk you Lee's well Smirk you Lee's
[01:03:05] soon to be fourth Mike on the show no one would hire him except one brave
[01:03:11] podcast so have you ever seen your dad's penis Nick he's just smiling yeah tell
[01:03:25] so cocky Lee's how about that I agree God name
[01:03:35] so cocky Lee's I like it mm-hmm well technically Hercules was half God he was
[01:03:41] a demi-gun yeah his mom sucked as use his dick and
[01:03:44] this was getting pussy brother yeah Zeus was that fucking change in four come
[01:03:48] down the earth fucking turns off into a guy with the antlers
[01:03:53] damn I wish I had those antlers that would I honestly that would solve
[01:03:59] everything I feel like angel wings I've tried all no fuck that dude
[01:04:04] huge angel wings we're talking about giving up your dick so you could fly
[01:04:10] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[01:04:13] fuck this sucks my dick sucks sunburned you're so close to the sky you
[01:04:18] were my fucking dick I want a fuck this my dick I'll take the fucking train
[01:04:24] to non-reversible procedure yeah I would definitely not do that man
[01:04:29] everybody lose your dick to be a little fly I don't want I mean I want to jump
[01:04:32] high but I want to dig as well I would lose my dick to have a bigger dick
[01:04:37] yeah yeah that's the ultimate trade off yeah the ultimate so it's a different
[01:04:43] kind of dick you don't recognize it it's a different shade yeah it requires
[01:04:47] being beaten off in a different way would you prefer antlers or be that be
[01:04:50] great re-learning a new dick yeah it'll almost be like suck the antlers
[01:04:54] they're learning how to fly fly probably yeah fly yeah antlers are stupid
[01:04:59] shit huge angel wings like that like that movie with john dravolta city of
[01:05:04] angels I want to be majestic I would prefer to make a
[01:05:07] thing to be an angel is more majestic than a fucking yeah but you wouldn't be an
[01:05:11] angel you just be a guy that can fly oh no wings no I mean maybe you're the
[01:05:15] wings it's up to you no I don't want wings no wings and being able to fly is
[01:05:19] better because the wings imply exercise true yeah I want yeah I would want the
[01:05:24] wings power what phenomenal no I don't want the wings fuck the wings
[01:05:27] because then when someone shoots the wings you can make them real small too
[01:05:31] what if someone fucking stabs you in the wing you idiot then you can't
[01:05:34] find any more feather the the muscle part is only like but it can get fucked up
[01:05:38] is the point I'll get fucked up but like you know what
[01:05:42] I would have the you know that secret like mafia doctor they're like they
[01:05:46] wouldn't know they would not have done the wings you need to see a vet
[01:05:49] dude yeah they're all vets that do like removing bullets and stuff for the
[01:05:54] mafia okay what if someone cuts your wing off
[01:05:56] bitch then you can't fly and you have half a wing who's gonna come my wing off
[01:06:00] some ass so I do you think I'm so many anemones
[01:06:03] anemones and enemies and have an anemones cakes yeah yeah let's get
[01:06:07] anemones after this what if you got too fat my wings are so huge and powerful
[01:06:15] do you understand how big vultures are like what's the biggest bird a condor
[01:06:19] condor yeah yeah no no wings this is the better way to go
[01:06:25] unless they were like robot steel I feel like chicken kora what is this symbolic
[01:06:29] meaning of a man with antlers it leads to a concept or idea of ancient gods of
[01:06:33] our mythologies of a decent predator and predated relationship what bit like a
[01:06:39] lion is a stoic I feel like this everything was generated like yeah
[01:06:43] everyone is shiny yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[01:06:48] yeah yeah I don't think there is any stag is
[01:06:53] masculinity very pure masculinity there's no element of nurture or of
[01:06:57] mothering oh it is also the expansion of the mind
[01:07:01] pure masculine mind and consciousness sounds like some Joe Rogan experience
[01:07:05] sounds a lot better than fucking wings yeah it really does but flying is a
[01:07:10] cool Joe Rogan bit now what do you think would you if I had antlers
[01:07:17] just four and a half hours long so what we just did but yeah 30 minutes long
[01:07:22] 30 minutes longer yeah let's keep talking let's see if we can get to 30
[01:07:26] yeah I would love it if this is just a six-hour show
[01:07:29] where you know it's just like right right right right so what what are some of
[01:07:33] these alternative medicines that people are looking into
[01:07:35] I mean you know what are the implications for
[01:07:40] for bodybuilding you know it's like my mind goes to
[01:07:44] you know we say professional athletes can't use steroids but if they have
[01:07:49] genetically modified antlers that should be fair
[01:07:53] you should be able to play baseball should women be allowed to have antlers
[01:07:57] yeah allowing women with antlers is a compete and mix martial arts
[01:08:01] I don't have these answers if two guys with an antlers
[01:08:05] to did MMA would be kind of boring though I think the antlers like women would
[01:08:09] want to fuck you and they wouldn't be able to understand why
[01:08:12] yeah I agree with that I don't think it would be freakish and like
[01:08:15] off-putting I think like you would look awesome I think like oh you would
[01:08:19] you would they would want to get their cunts you would stuff you would fuck
[01:08:22] so much yeah absolutely she'd be like I thought that guy with antlers
[01:08:29] yeah yeah damn I need to do it right you're right you're right
[01:08:34] everybody everybody thinks that the dumb shit that spills out of my head is
[01:08:38] poorly thought out and just the product of like mental illness or
[01:08:41] stupidity right but there's a source which it's not yeah which it is
[01:08:46] but you stumble into something cool this time
[01:08:58] it's a good idea damn I would still pick that remember that time I said I
[01:09:03] wanted to be a poison his gas that was awesome that's also that was
[01:09:06] really funny a poison his gas with antlers oh you have to pick brother
[01:09:11] because the gas has no form no mortal coil yeah I guess Satan has antlers
[01:09:19] no those aren't antlers there's a hoi those are horns oh would you get like a
[01:09:26] big horn sheep kind of situation those are horns not antlers yeah I know but
[01:09:31] like would you go for that you know I had the option between the two of them
[01:09:35] not if you had the option no I thought about the big horn thing before I
[01:09:38] even said antlers and then I changed your dandlers before I spoke like a ram you
[01:09:42] mean what was the guy from Mortal Kombat that had that big horn sheep
[01:09:45] thing was that Goro or now Goro had a little ponytail Gora the ponytail
[01:09:50] who was the guy that was like he had like a horse body maybe yeah he was a
[01:09:54] devil and then he had like antler he already had a big horn sheep I don't
[01:09:59] know say ram ram big horn sheep sounds stupid
[01:10:04] ram bit the big horn sheep is the state animal of Nevada
[01:10:08] Motaro is the Motaro damn this cat is so fucking cute man yeah it's a good cat
[01:10:15] she's a nice a nice gal you gotta take her to the vet though bro why I don't
[01:10:18] know she's probably never been yeah who gives a shit she needs like shots and
[01:10:22] stuff doesn't she we all get ringworm you need to get her do have ringworm
[01:10:27] again you do yeah I got it's just fucking you need to get her pussy I got
[01:10:31] ringworm before the cat showed up you need to get her pussy shut down dude
[01:10:35] otherwise she's gonna start going into heat and stuff this is me
[01:10:41] what this the that move oh yeah it's a the graphic of Motaro getting ready to
[01:10:48] fight I guess it's from what MK4 I don't know I never played those
[01:10:54] later ones oh I guess you use in Mortal Kombat 3
[01:10:58] suck my penis so you're so gross you did that with Sony's
[01:11:09] Sony's okay is hot nobody's gay all right yeah fucker
[01:11:20] I'm gay sucking dick sucking dick big gay having sex
[01:11:26] having gay they did just own you and Mortal Kombat okay not even close to
[01:11:30] being so and I love who cares and titties is all the way the fuck out
[01:11:35] yeah damn I want to play DOA the beach volleyball game
[01:11:42] what's up cat what's up you little kitty cat you little fucking slut
[01:11:46] you want to get dicked down by a male cat because you're not fixed
[01:11:50] yeah you do don't you oh yeah oh yeah movie Adam's movie corner
[01:11:56] uh I'm recommending Adam's recommending a gay porno
[01:12:00] even Soderbergh's movie Unsane which was shot on the iPhone 7
[01:12:05] oh the 7 yeah you guys should see it it's pretty sick
[01:12:10] 7-7 when I'm a lister Nick you didn't like Roma
[01:12:14] what's that you didn't like Roma I swear to god that guy was on my flight
[01:12:18] to fucking Cincinnati I swear to god I fucking saw Chris Walken
[01:12:21] in the Newark airport that's crazy well I mean who's I'm not going to just
[01:12:26] stop some old man and be like are you Chris Walken yeah I'm not gonna stop
[01:12:29] again be like how would you know if I wasn't there's no way to tell
[01:12:35] I wanted to be this Newark we're all this guy
[01:12:40] uh I wanted to tell the seventh time a guy like damn dude I heard you fuck
[01:12:46] kids and shit damn is there is there a new Mortal Kombat
[01:12:49] Mortal Kombat good anymore I don't think so
[01:12:53] PlayStation 4 Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat
[01:12:57] so we should get more combat and play Mortal Kombat
[01:13:01] Mortal Kombat 11 let's see the reviews well Mortal Kombat the amount of
[01:13:11] I have a big penis reviews here my dick is big
[01:13:19] see y'all details I'm okay oh it comes out April 23rd oh so there's a new one
[01:13:30] coming out okay are there the best fatalities ever
[01:13:34] oh in April what is that like a couple weeks from now yes right around the
[01:13:38] four twenty I guess now what I know what I'm I'm not doing anything until then
[01:13:42] as a grown man god damn I thought I would do something
[01:13:48] eventually but I just never did um maybe you'll kill yourself dude
[01:13:56] you know that's something yeah that guy with antlers killed him
[01:14:10] I was another Grand Theft Auto coming out no no well I guess at some point
[01:14:16] probably but they just did you know they just did the cowboy game red uh yeah
[01:14:19] those are different studios though are they yeah it's not rock star it is rock
[01:14:24] star as the publisher but I think it's different studios
[01:14:28] damn I ain't even know that yeah it's called it red dead redemption dude not
[01:14:33] the cowboy game okay it's a serious it's a complex story for
[01:14:38] adults then I had trouble understanding and cried at
[01:14:43] as a gamer as a serious gamer who doesn't do casual gaming oh I get that I get
[01:14:49] all of my emotional fulfillment out of my games
[01:14:53] my serious triple-a games okay everything I know about art
[01:15:01] yeah yeah yeah and and interaction video games are art
[01:15:05] I has been taught to me by the rich deep I've never read a book culturally
[01:15:10] significant world of video games and by the way
[01:15:15] bitches aren't allowed in either and they're not
[01:15:20] damn I have such a shit bubbling in my guts right now yeah
[01:15:24] mm-hmm are you saying you want to stop doing the podcast no I'm just letting
[01:15:27] my boys have checked out 20 minutes I didn't say no I just I
[01:15:31] I'm I'm looking up uh you had a knock about this
[01:15:35] the wings talk and then decided that yeah you got your feeling started because
[01:15:38] we said your wings are fucking stupid no my wings are too hard you will get
[01:15:43] you will get injured okay another bird how about this motherfucker you're in
[01:15:47] the sky flying bird see you as a fucking uh a challenge and some fucking
[01:15:53] condor each your cock the winged man has been sucked into the engines of a gay
[01:16:13] critics are referring to the jessie's smaller incident as 9-11 but good
[01:16:17] good yeah do you think about wind that's the I don't know why that's making me
[01:16:22] laugh so hard maybe I'm just delirious from too much podcasting
[01:16:27] critics are referring to the attack on jessie's small it as Matthew Shepard
[01:16:36] I'm just getting noticed that critics are not calling it that in fact
[01:16:40] critics don't comment on news stories crime
[01:16:45] they handle films and apparently it's I am the only one saying that I've also
[01:16:50] been fired I'm word is coming in now that I'm fired and they also got my
[01:17:00] that's all around orange Julius I've been I'm now being informed that orange
[01:17:04] Julius has gone out of business since I referred because of the association
[01:17:08] because of me saying it's just see small it is Matthew Shepard
[01:17:13] good we're just getting more reports now
[01:17:17] that I am being I have the only way I can make up for it is if I have sex
[01:17:25] this just in my ass is being worked over by jessie's small it
[01:17:36] just like a newscaster having sex with his wife
[01:17:39] coming up later I'm about to bust I will be busted for that
[01:17:49] an anal orgasm is it possible for women many say no but one woman
[01:17:59] little does she know I have no intention of stopping this just in
[01:18:06] more after these messages where I will be
[01:18:19] my dear never like translate the Morse code in the beginning of one of those
[01:18:23] news programs there had to put in the n-word in there
[01:18:27] you all put in all sorts of shit yeah my ass eat my ass suck my asshole
[01:18:31] fuck this is channel seven news we should do that we should
[01:18:38] figure out how to say what you thought fucked up shit in Morse code
[01:18:41] yeah dude we should all learn Morse code we should get walkie talkies
[01:18:47] that would be cool if we all were like in our bedrooms being able to walkie
[01:18:50] talk each other I would love that shit we probably could we need some
[01:18:54] Brooklyn I can't just so I can pretend to be a police
[01:18:56] but we'd have to be on the same channel right yeah
[01:19:00] so how do we make sure other people didn't get on our channel
[01:19:04] as soon as we heard someone talking we'd be like oh nice
[01:19:07] what's your address and then we show up and we fucking kill them well no
[01:19:10] they're they are like programmed because there's a bunch of like
[01:19:13] productions all over New York you know I work on those commercials and there's
[01:19:16] never any overlap between the different walkie talkies they're all like
[01:19:19] programmed together in batches and they occupy like
[01:19:23] even though they're on the same channels like different sections of those
[01:19:25] way fans I don't know how it works real yeah or it uses some kind of like
[01:19:32] like like code I mean they're not digital signals I don't think but I
[01:19:36] don't know I don't know I have no idea how it works but I know that they're
[01:19:39] working on those productions you're not often overlapping the production
[01:19:42] shit or so we could get one that connects us to
[01:19:47] stopping Queens yeah dude it's not that far it's like four miles
[01:19:50] I didn't know a walkie talkie can I guess yeah I guess the police the
[01:19:55] fucking yeah police radio the army and shit yeah like police police shit
[01:20:01] that's why police scanners work is because they don't even bother like
[01:20:04] encrypting their shit which is easy to do I don't know why they don't do that
[01:20:09] in fact it's weird that police don't they want the bad guys to know
[01:20:14] maybe I don't want to have a comment for you
[01:20:16] or how about this what if we get a channel and there's a sexy ass girl on
[01:20:21] our channel yeah we're like what's what's up what's up
[01:20:25] what you were maybe press two can you rub your nipples against the walkie
[01:20:29] talkie I want to hear the sound it makes over and then I beat off to that
[01:20:36] I can look at I can figure out how big gratities are by echolocation
[01:20:40] yeah well I just be like go for stav yep you know you have to like say that
[01:20:45] kind of thing and you have to say over yes they over Nick what do you say on
[01:20:50] walkies 10 for me over copy 10 for is the same as copy I think
[01:20:56] so I say go for Nick and then you say copy no Nick says go for no I say go for
[01:21:03] a night oh you say go for Nick you say Nick the two or Nick the three or
[01:21:07] whatever fucking channel you want to where you say Adam for whatever department
[01:21:12] you're trying to reach yeah the department we would have departments to
[01:21:15] I would be the big dick cool guy department get departments you guys
[01:21:18] 10 20 is location oh yeah what's your 20 yeah yeah
[01:21:24] 10 for is copy we should start talking that way on the show on the podcast yeah
[01:21:34] I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay over over over copy yeah copy I'm go for Adam
[01:21:43] mmm Adam your gay no it's a this I would love it if the show is just all
[01:21:48] walkie-talkie base for Adam and then I guess we could send the walkie-talkie
[01:21:53] to all the patreon subscribers but everyone else would have to buy a walkie
[01:21:56] talkie for themselves and if you want to listen to the podcast you have to get
[01:21:59] the ball to get on our channel you have to get on our channel and if you ever
[01:22:02] broadcast on the channel once we will find you and kill find you
[01:22:06] suck yeah put a gun skin take this channel seriously it's not a
[01:22:10] fucking joke or hot wax in your asshole you know well I guess what people really
[01:22:15] want everyone at home is dying for us to look up those codes yeah I think they
[01:22:20] are yeah we're gonna have to go through every single code before we end it
[01:22:25] right yeah I think so you've been doing this the show on
[01:22:28] radio hours on walkie-talkie codes what's your 2010 codes yeah they're called
[01:22:33] 10 codes a lot of people who know that I didn't and eater oh these are all the
[01:22:42] slang and eater that's what people call my an uncircumcised dick mmm-hmm because
[01:22:49] it kind of looks that way I wonder if I could suck up ants with my penis if I
[01:22:54] tried really probably you could think you Adam thanks Adam for believing me
[01:22:59] I'm like some people in this fucking room fucking ticket
[01:23:04] say I can't fucking suck up his one way you can't with 10 codes here oh yeah
[01:23:10] 10 one is receiving poorly 10 two is receiving well 10 three is stop
[01:23:16] transmitting hmm ten four is okay message received we covered that one already
[01:23:21] that's copy in a production environment 10 one and 10 two mean you're going to
[01:23:25] the bathroom which one I mean it's like literally like number one like if you
[01:23:31] were going to piss you say 10 one and 10 two is I have to go take a shit no yeah
[01:23:36] so the people can gauge how long you're gonna be out nice 10 to 10 what about
[01:23:42] when you have to beat off that should be 10 3 10 5 is relay 10 6 is
[01:23:50] busy 10 7 or maybe you should be as big as your dick is so if you if you have
[01:23:54] to jack off and you have a 5 inch dick you say 10 5 yeah we have to jack off
[01:23:58] you have a 7 that's too confusing though you'd have to memorize everyone's dick
[01:24:01] size well that's part of being on the radio 10 6.18 I think that's my
[01:24:09] I think that's my true way bigger 1010 transmission completed 1011 talking to
[01:24:19] rapidly 10 12 visitors present what the fuck does that mean that means there's
[01:24:25] snitches there's a bombs in the room there's a shoulder yeah yeah it is why the
[01:24:30] fuck do they have a visitors present code because they're probably talking
[01:24:34] freaky shit dude yeah a bunch of I bet you people are jacking off on their
[01:24:37] Oh they're all gay dude yeah they all love do you ever see those pictures of
[01:24:41] like truckers and like it like we're they didn't like somebody snuck up to
[01:24:45] them with a camera the flash no truckers they were sucking cock yeah just
[01:24:51] blowing each other in the woods good for them they get lonely I'm not hating on
[01:24:55] that shit I'm not hating on it either I just think it's funny yeah it is well I'm
[01:25:00] not hating on I'm just laughing at them
[01:25:06] you know I don't know doing their jobs yeah it'd be funny if they like
[01:25:12] automate they automate trucking but then the robot trucks will have to suck each
[01:25:16] other off so good so much of logistics like factors in stopping to have
[01:25:22] gay stuff it's just you robots blow each other
[01:25:29] it's like that's how they exchange data about traffic conditions
[01:25:35] yeah well I guess if you guys are done talking I think so I just have to shit
[01:25:43] it's getting bad now yeah well I figured you know I'm all you're on the phone
[01:25:48] I'm on the phone I should be on the phone I'm just looking up Jesse Smollett
[01:25:52] stuff still yeah it is an addicting I can't I can't stop man yeah it's an
[01:25:58] addicting story all right well thanks for listening folks remember season DC
[01:26:03] on the 31st all right that's got funny moms on the next the Monday after next