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[00:00:57] That's right.

[00:00:58] the jesse small story is coming gone probably by the time this is there a new is there a new

[00:01:05] hoax by the time you guys think let's look into the future i hope the jesse the narrative

[00:01:09] changed entirely by next week it's about mental illness now it's not even getting raped as a

[00:01:14] child actor did he get raped no they'll never go there that far he should say that

[00:01:20] yeah he should why doesn't he did he get raped because of child actor that's the ultimate thing

[00:01:24] that's being protected is the pedophiles yeah nobody gives a shit about it just try to do that

[00:01:30] Epstein thing again and it's like no matter what you do they will not the media will not

[00:01:35] fucking harp on that i'm just saying you're jesse small that you're maybe going to jail

[00:01:39] you're so fucked well just be like i was molested so far if you know if you catch my drift

[00:01:46] but who you mean okay guys if they love jail they love it they just

[00:01:53] just sashay into jail take some pompas right before right before they go in

[00:02:00] are you allowed any personal effects in jail now right yeah i mean the top prisoners always

[00:02:05] have like gameboys yeah what is that cell phone and like a tv with a little antenna yeah a little

[00:02:10] like office and fresh fresh Jordan if you're raping up guys in prison you get your own lemonade stand

[00:02:18] custom stationery yeah let me get out one of my mock as posted notes

[00:02:23] from the desk of mark a fucking letterhead yeah they always have a little fucking a little

[00:02:36] area dude yeah that would be a nice life that's cool dude a lot of prison is just building forts

[00:02:42] you know to hide the rape and gay sex yeah have illegal gay sex inside of yeah do they ever like

[00:02:50] you think they just be like can't you get convicted of raping someone in jail or no yeah of course

[00:02:57] oh you can yeah but it seems to never happen right well it seems like people don't battle

[00:03:01] yeah they'll probably just like i would just tattle yeah at that point you're already in your

[00:03:05] ass fuck daily big time yeah and not not a nice gentle ass fucking problem there's also like

[00:03:11] plenty of like just people that are like you know it'll just be somebody that'll be like uh

[00:03:18] hey you know you're real cute you know what i'm saying and the guy's like already scared and he's

[00:03:22] like why don't you suck my dick and then the guy will just do it without even there being a

[00:03:25] threat because their threat is implied yes they're like i just asked him to suck my dick and he did

[00:03:30] and then that guy has to live with the fact that he couldn't even stand up to himself to the

[00:03:34] extent of one pushback yeah not one damn that is worse than getting raped realizing that's the

[00:03:44] level of a coward you are well that's the thing is like you're fighting like i i used i mean i did a

[00:03:49] bit about it when i like 15 years ago i guess but all the people that are like i would fight to the

[00:03:54] death and it's like no you would fight to the rape yeah right you don't have it in you to fight

[00:03:59] to the death yeah yeah you don't have it in you to stand up for yourself yep yeah also damn that

[00:04:06] would suck because if you fought that hard against getting raped uh-huh then you your face hurt you've

[00:04:12] just gotten the shit kicked out of you right all you want to do is get a little ice pack on your

[00:04:16] cheeks or whatever but now you're getting fucked right after getting the shit kicked out of you

[00:04:21] yeah it's got to be really tough one too i would you know what i would just suck the guys i think i

[00:04:26] i get where that guy's coming from that's why that's why there's no such thing as prison rape because

[00:04:29] there's guys like you that would just suck the dick yeah well they're might it depends it depends

[00:04:33] it's a little tasty you could be raped in the mouth though yeah that's still rape that seems worse

[00:04:38] almost to be malefic yeah you're like aah aah aah I mean i would do the raping just because i want

[00:04:45] that stationary yeah of course yeah oh if it's if that's how i get slim jims in a gameboy i went

[00:04:50] on my cell rape yeah i went on my pins there all my little notebooks you are one of those accordion

[00:04:57] folders one of those one of those january people a little like fans those battery operated fans yes

[00:05:03] those are big yeah that would be cool that would be cool a hot plate uh-huh you need a hot plate

[00:05:08] a hot plate well that they actually they do have those some matchbox cars oh yeah it's with a little

[00:05:15] track that goes a loop-d loop nintendo switch oh damn uh jail sounds good yeah now what's their schedule

[00:05:22] like in jail is there like the gen you go to the you have to work yeah you have to fight california

[00:05:28] wildfire you have to do slave labor yeah and make like don't they make uh a big thing in cartoons

[00:05:34] was they would always make license plates license plates do they still do that i think so

[00:05:40] everything on etzis is made by inmates yeah really yeah i didn't know that i got dasha blast for her

[00:05:45] birthday yeah same quinton yeah nice yeah i want um i want a present box there's uh no there was a

[00:05:54] an instagram sponsor post people were like freaking out about which was like all of this i forgot

[00:05:59] about that that all all of these clothes are made by it like these these brave female prisoners in

[00:06:06] like southeast asian oh my god maybe i'm misremembering it no you know what we could weaker to i think i

[00:06:11] know you're talking about i mean i didn't look at it at all i thought it might have been a joke i

[00:06:15] don't know if it was real i think it was real i took a glance but like the company was trying to brag

[00:06:19] like they were yeah good like they thought they thought that that that was i mean if they're paying

[00:06:25] them like oh living wage did they go to the savings account yes they are there's no such thing as a

[00:06:30] living wage in southeast asian well like five bananas or whatever you maybe live the age 27 you get paid

[00:06:38] 15 cents your entire life and then you're bitten to death by cobras and everyone in the south that's

[00:06:44] a life dude i saw this i saw this documentary for what you're lucky enough to not get ses

[00:06:50] they don't have mayor mayors or anything like that they just there's no it's one guy with a moped

[00:06:56] because around threatening people with a revolver from the right in ten yeah and he did a genocide

[00:07:03] the 70s yeah that's their form of government yeah have you ever seen that one guy that started smoking

[00:07:09] in in third grade oh yeah the smoking high is there's gonna go yeah oh yeah he's val dictorian yeah

[00:07:16] of third grade did you ever see that documentary the act of killing sure yeah how like all of those

[00:07:21] guys that were like going around threatening everyone like saw american gangster movies so it was all

[00:07:26] these like indonesian guys dressed like john trifla that rules it was like so john trifla or like that

[00:07:32] dressed like a like 70s italian guys because that's what they think like you know real badass that's

[00:07:37] that actually is kind of cool beautiful day here in san diyana san san hanoa jellico

[00:07:44] they all thought they were honest just with the color here in the atoning

[00:07:50] oh me no i'm from louse personally honestly that's fucking tight dude but um you know my uncle was a

[00:07:58] gi he was a gi from uh from denver damn so they did they did they uh were they mafia guys or were

[00:08:12] they like well that documentary is about like there was this genocide and basically the bad guys

[00:08:17] one so it's like part of their like national like uh narrative that they're like proud of this

[00:08:23] glorious genocide what it was what bermar some shit i think it was indonesia yeah indonesia yeah

[00:08:29] and uh yeah it's fucked up and then you watch it and you're like oh we did genocide here too yeah

[00:08:35] sure maybe we're bad too you know that's like that's the moral of the whole thing but yeah it's

[00:08:41] fucking it's fucked up it's like if h Hitler won i'm tired of morals yeah i don't want to hear any

[00:08:47] more of these damn morals yeah so you don't fuck with fables then no i'm more about i told you sos

[00:08:54] okay i told you sos that seems like what if you win a genocide it would be a lot of

[00:09:00] i told you so you know what i mean it'd be like told you told you we didn't need that

[00:09:05] those guys with slightly more slanted eyes to us today what did they even say a video today the

[00:09:10] reporter confronting cori booger and asking about the jesse smolatang yeah and he said we have to

[00:09:14] research he's like he's like you got a reserve judgment until all the facts are known yeah it's

[00:09:18] like i mean that is the cop-out answer for sure and then he goes on to be like but you know white

[00:09:23] supremacists are killing people you know constantly yeah that's not yeah that's not the time to make

[00:09:30] that point just don't answer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you like who or just say fuck jesse yeah

[00:09:38] why can't you just say that fuck him he's a little gay bitch who lied the best thing that could happen

[00:09:45] now is if like there's like nothing happens to him like he just goes free he probably will yeah

[00:09:52] i mean if they don't even like try to bring charges they say oh he learned his lesson that's the worst

[00:09:56] thing that they could do to him i mean i i i i i i what you think that's worse than going to jail

[00:10:03] because that that would validate all of the fucking people that uh yeah if he goes if he goes to jail

[00:10:11] then you can say like oh you know there's still an argument in there like oh if a white guy had

[00:10:14] done this he would have gone to jail he would have yeah but like you remove that even it's just like

[00:10:19] oh you know i mean if you say the best thing that happened if the police were like i mean it's hard

[00:10:24] enough to be a gay black okay like triple threat okay singing and then let them shoot their pink

[00:10:31] guy yeah they just videos of them shoot doing the shoot with them that would validate like

[00:10:42] maga guys forever yeah yeah well those well they already feel validated by their cars they already

[00:10:49] are no yeah i'm sure they're oh i mean like the chicago police department is racist yeah like

[00:10:54] on paper proven racist the probably i mean i i'm like second only maybe like the lapd like

[00:11:01] yeah yeah back in the day when they had their real run yeah you want to talk about race in the

[00:11:05] police departments yeah that's why they were the good the only real american heroes lapd

[00:11:10] okay only real american hero is christopher dorner yes who's that oh yeah yeah yeah the

[00:11:15] the guy looks like l cool jay the cop did fuck the cop because higher racism in the lapd

[00:11:20] and rambo to share that yeah it did there was there was like a week where it felt like we were

[00:11:26] in an action movie yeah we're felt like they were like you know you fucking rules dude yeah christopher

[00:11:31] dorner is he's amazing yeah an american fovey hero in every action movie they cut to the news

[00:11:37] slandering the hero right making up lies about him you know and it felt like they were doing that

[00:11:43] because he was on the run and then the police like even trying to stop because they tried to do that

[00:11:46] like our officers showed bravery and restraint it's like they lit up that fucking car and like

[00:11:53] like is that the guy shooting civilians they just couldn't handle it yeah all right p to that fat

[00:12:03] little guy he looked like a teddy he looked like a teddy bear yeah yeah and then like you know he

[00:12:09] was like i did it because the cops are racist i mean they're just they like clearly target black

[00:12:14] people and everyone had to be like ah come on hey chick come on anyways one thing to cage

[00:12:23] you can't even it's a tough job everybody's got a difference yes strokes here

[00:12:30] should we become cops and then become christopher doorkers no i could never do that i would get

[00:12:35] iced immediately oh yeah yeah i'm gonna go full serpico i'm going to really mad about corruption

[00:12:40] i've gone to the shooting range enough to know that i could not hold my own in a firefight yeah

[00:12:44] fuck really it's hard to shoot guns yeah even with the grip training dude that doesn't make you

[00:12:50] no that's not how it doesn't help why not seriously no yeah i don't know how to

[00:12:54] your wrists and your hands like it's not about holding the gun and so i don't even know how to

[00:12:59] like focus my eyes so that i don't even know what you're supposed to do the fuck gaming

[00:13:04] gaming is different it's a single plane and the game does all the focusing for you interesting

[00:13:09] have you gone and shot guns no have you ever shot a gun in my life i've never saw a gun no

[00:13:13] wow i would love to perhaps it's time to just start our militia it's fun it's expensive but

[00:13:19] we're rich now we are rich yeah i don't know why i didn't even consider that we should just buy a

[00:13:23] gun range yeah we it's really we can't have the guns here in new york yeah we can't wink wink you

[00:13:30] know i'm saying yeah yeah we would get in big trouble you can't have a wink wink i'm not holding

[00:13:35] an ar-15 right now wink wink mm-hmm god are you saying wink wink no i'm saying wink are you finally

[00:13:43] making the transition wink wink it's interesting that you say wink wink it was clearly a w point

[00:13:51] not as an o because there's little pieces of chocolate on your wrist the data w sound every

[00:13:58] i gotta be honest it does sound too much like oink when i say wink like it's so close that it makes

[00:14:05] me uncomfortable your mouth is too bad to say wink god damn it's so bad yeah i could be a pig

[00:14:16] guy my favorite pig guy i could be a pig guy my favorite pig guy is a little pig from dragon ball

[00:14:21] you guys remember him yeah he's horny you're more like orson's brothers from us acres

[00:14:27] which us acres us acres was the cartoon attached to the Garfield animated tv oh yes i remember

[00:14:34] that orson's older brothers it would bully him i don't remember him though you orson was the pig

[00:14:39] used the main character of us acres i i'm very vaguely remember that i really remember dragon

[00:14:44] ball in the horny ass pig oh i just got a text apparently lee von way is back on twitter who's that

[00:14:50] um probably my favorite twitter account was some guy that pretended to be chinese for five years

[00:14:56] oh yeah i remember she's never stopping yeah how did you know it he was pretending

[00:15:03] yeah this is great it seemed all chapter trap house hosts have unfollow me in fact i am no longer

[00:15:09] racist against jus so they so do not got a worry i damage their career

[00:15:14] chapter trap it's just some guy pretending to be chinese yeah and doing an amazing job

[00:15:24] dude i watched incredibly hung over this this morning the cold open of s&l this week and it

[00:15:30] it was like they bought like it bombed so hard and breaking news from adam freeland s&l is bad

[00:15:37] no no no no no but listen there was a point where trump does chinese voice no this is

[00:15:44] the middle of it this is such a great bit dude because it is bio pronouns he slash he slash he

[00:15:52] jack off and robot expert human beams struggling to become the robot how oh that's great

[00:15:59] which is newest thing um i i don't know he just took a picture of this chinese woman with a

[00:16:04] prosthetic leg hell yeah on his tree hunt yes she is i'm if you ever fucked anyone with a prosthetic

[00:16:10] limb uh this is actually the after picture after you fucked her yeah i've worked you fucked your

[00:16:15] lego you fucked your leg off i fucked like a four-year-old tearing into a christmas present

[00:16:24] you fucked what adam i fucked a female to male with a prosthetic penis

[00:16:30] no you didn't do it don't lie yeah was it bigger than yours huge nice if you're gonna get a fake

[00:16:37] dick you might as well yeah we've talked about this you got to get the biggest one anyone else

[00:16:43] stinks grow up adult sits in wheelchair looks similar to big baby ride the child stroller it's

[00:16:49] so funny some guy pretending he's chinese and this he's been doing it since like 2009

[00:17:01] that's more than five years yeah that's oh yeah that's nine years yeah respect even though

[00:17:07] i don't know what kind of person this is but i love the arcade

[00:17:12] yeah no it's it's the best account really truly a work of art you love chinese you man

[00:17:19] is there did you ever have any was there any important chinese people in your life as a child

[00:17:24] no but i mean i i don't know how you can be a global citizen like myself and not recognize

[00:17:29] the china is the future oh i see you're pandering to our future overlords no i'm just getting ready

[00:17:34] to assimilate into the dominant cultural world everybody does that i guess unless you're like

[00:17:40] severely anti-social everybody does that that's why i mean you're only a socialist because you

[00:17:44] live in broklein no it's not true it's absolutely true no i've always fucking been like we should

[00:17:49] you know give people shit or whatever poor people shouldn't die i'm not like a smart

[00:17:54] socialist yeah but these are these are you're like you're a product of your environment these

[00:17:57] aren't like you didn't like think about these things yourself and that's how i felt in college

[00:18:01] and shit i just was fucking i was just smarter because of the environment you were in i mean it's

[00:18:06] like yeah the safe space liberal yes campus which is fine that's not bad i mean that's i mean it's

[00:18:12] that's social behavior that's the way people should have so your your so your time with the chinese

[00:18:19] yeah was so instrumental in i think i'm doing the correct thing yeah by embracing our chinese

[00:18:25] over we haven't been around the chinese for years now though it's been what four years three years

[00:18:30] oh okay you'll be here do you write your old uh remates of course every day you write some

[00:18:36] a letter in mandarin calligraphy it takes us so long to be one letter

[00:18:51] i don't get it are those characters like a sentence or is it just one letter what do you mean like

[00:18:57] those characters they're words you fucking dumbass they're words they're words characters are

[00:19:02] words each one a letter that's why they got so many of them so they have fucking three thousand

[00:19:06] letters that's so they only have three thousand words that's no they've got more words than that

[00:19:11] but you combine them and it's like if you draw it even a little bit even if you fuck it up a little

[00:19:18] bit it's a completely different thing that's actually not true it's completely true no if you're

[00:19:22] almost all of the all of those like characters have like specific strokes that make up the character

[00:19:29] if you only stroke up a little bit completely different word well that's cool how do they have

[00:19:37] keyboards they don't how do they type they don't they have three thousand letter keyboards yep

[00:19:44] they have a thing where it goes directly into their brains wow incredible that's why they're not

[00:19:49] selling iPhones to them anymore yeah they got their own phones yeah the japanese do a thing where

[00:19:56] there's like they you because they use the chinese and then they have like those modifier

[00:20:01] fucking characters people turn into emojis damn frill how do they actually use

[00:20:07] words they're keyboards i've never looked into it but i would imagine it's something where there's

[00:20:11] like you hold one key and then there's like a modifier to add like strokes to it or maybe they

[00:20:16] just use emojis because emojis feel japanese to me because they got the x shit the hands

[00:20:21] uh the Japanese they're like the don't rape me don't yeah yeah that's straight don't rape me

[00:20:28] far so don't rape me don't fuck my ass don't break don't rape me don't rape me don't rape me

[00:20:40] don't rape me if i so no no one will believe you don't tell um yeah i don't know china china's

[00:20:48] fucking i don't fuck with the chinese man i like their food there's so many people there but there's

[00:20:53] so many people there and like like niceties i was watching that that uh what's that top your

[00:20:59] replacement called on amazon the grand tour uh-huh and the last one they did was it with germi

[00:21:04] which is with all the events that's right yeah germi pin yeah germi pin which he's like doing

[00:21:11] comedy is hilarious which is like i i the like don't ever stand up the don't book louis thing is

[00:21:18] like what i mean i don't even want to get into that fucking debate but like germi pivens not a

[00:21:24] comedian not a comedian and what like what stand are you taking by like we're gonna go out of our

[00:21:28] way to book a guy who's been accused of like hard-are rape right you know and who's not even one of the

[00:21:33] best to ever do it yeah he's just a guy who's in some funny things i guess just so an actor

[00:21:39] called loyd gay a lot on that show is very fun that is funny calling someone gay is boy chinese

[00:21:44] faggot i will say that that is funny that was funny like we call you gay that kind of thing yeah

[00:21:49] that was kind of like from entourage mm-hmm yeah you're the loyd i've never seen entourage but you're

[00:21:55] loyd you're a chinese homosexual it's not even it's not even like a choice to continue booking right

[00:22:02] it's in you it's a new book you're you're introducing a man who's probably raped

[00:22:07] of booking somebody that's been like pretty credibly raped like eight times yeah and who seems like

[00:22:12] he rapes right which is the most important thing he doesn't even have a background in stan yeah

[00:22:17] he's probably horrible yeah although someone uh what the fuck who someone sent me uh fucking um i

[00:22:25] think bam is doing comedy yeah someone fuck is he i mean i think is he gonna be in new york oh is he

[00:22:31] yeah did the stand no force you to stand stand new club opening up january 2037

[00:22:40] they got a pizza oven man yeah if they you know if they got a pizza oven that means they're gonna

[00:22:45] have a club yeah well uh shoot you're gonna see it in the episode oh jeez

[00:22:53] ladies we've done like fifty five fifty eight minutes probably something like that we're hanging

[00:23:00] there another five another two um let's talk about i heard in the chinese some more yeah oh yeah

[00:23:06] no i was watching that that grand tour oh yeah yeah it's like insane they have there's so there's a

[00:23:12] lottery to you have to like enter a state run lottery to get a license plate for a car where

[00:23:19] to even drive in china what and like a thousand people apply a year and out of a thousand people

[00:23:26] only three people are approved for a license plate in the entire country like yeah maybe it might

[00:23:31] be in the city of chunky but like it's like yeah it's extremely like prohibitive to even like buy

[00:23:38] jesus christ so once all went like if they're like the more their economy opens up and like the more

[00:23:44] people move into the middle class in china there's like i mean they're fucking gdp's gonna skyrocket

[00:23:49] damn well in in shang high you can only get a license plate it's really hard to get a

[00:23:56] regular license plate but you can get a green license plate if you have a hybrid vehicle and

[00:24:00] those are like readily available so they're like trying to they're trying to make people like

[00:24:04] or like reduce emissions by making it incredibly hard to buy like non-hybrid cars interesting yeah

[00:24:11] yeah i want to pre-use there's 1.4 billion people there that's so many fucking two men say too many

[00:24:18] chinese yeah unless they can all make good ass dumplings then i'm all bored dude they got all

[00:24:24] different types of dumplings when we got here 700 mill no the united states i think it was like

[00:24:29] 360 i thought it was like four hundred million maybe that now yeah oh really yeah damn and some

[00:24:37] of those were chinese how are you showing me that some minus the chinese yeah that's crazy

[00:24:44] in the last ten years like the world population added like a billion people and that was this

[00:24:48] statistic ten years ago i don't even know what it is now oh yeah okay it's like the developing world

[00:24:54] it's like people are just not stopping fucking yeah and they really should yeah we got it yeah so

[00:25:01] you heard here first folks adam wants to sterilize the developing indians and sniff those nuts off

[00:25:08] yeah we don't need anymore those let's make castrados they're over there beautiful singing voices

[00:25:12] yeah they'll be six and they not we're at seven and a half billion though global yeah wow and one

[00:25:19] point whatever the fuck is chinese yeah damn beasts and they but how and they don't even have

[00:25:26] that many women there right because they fucking killed a bunch of baby girls charity because of

[00:25:30] the one yeah well they're they're importing them from other places because it's like you know they

[00:25:35] can't tell the difference they're gonna steal our wives there's no good pussy in china mhm

[00:25:41] damn dude that sucks no i think there's good this is my favorite karaa rossal movie no good

[00:25:47] pussy in roachina that movie is so fucking stupid we should go over there and find the good

[00:25:57] pussy i used to love it i watched it recently i'm like this sucks i remember that was like one of

[00:26:01] those movies that i would watch as a kid that everyone liked and it was like i don't i wasn't

[00:26:05] really into it i thought it was cool i watched bloodsport again the other night that's good

[00:26:09] ass movie i love bloodsport yeah it's so funny you're fucking out of your mind dude you just said

[00:26:13] it was bad and then i said it's good it's the bad no it's like a it's a good bad movie honestly

[00:26:19] you just should completely change your mind dude we've talked about bloodsport on this podcast

[00:26:22] yeah i've made my feelings known multiple times yeah i'm sure some autistic guys gonna put together

[00:26:28] a super cut of every two lines and bloodsport adam blies about bloodsport yeah you are a liar

[00:26:36] that is true dude i was um i heard the craziest story last night i was telling sob in the car but

[00:26:41] one of dosh's friends is like this this gay this gay guy who's an it's a guido basically he like

[00:26:48] still lives in benson herst with his brother who's a career criminal i just got i just rewatched

[00:26:53] the pine burns episode what's the great that's the best episode you're gonna say what's

[00:26:58] buchami direct set episode um his brother only fucks 75 year old russian women

[00:27:06] and he has a 75 year old russian girlfriend that he cheats on 75 not he knows he said 75

[00:27:15] not like a 50 a 60 year old russian yeah not like not like some woman that's like been divorced

[00:27:20] and like some old bishan has an oxygen tank yeah yeah he stops it he parks at

[00:27:27] when he stopped at a stoplight he'll roll down his window and like holler at women like pushing

[00:27:31] their groceries like back like how old he back to their back to their houses oh he's like in his

[00:27:36] thirties wow yeah he's giving those women a dicking they have a fucking experience since fucking

[00:27:42] in uh isan how he's present he cheats he cheats on them with other rush like 75 year old russian

[00:27:49] woman wow yeah incredible holy shit now did you consider it all that this man was lying no he

[00:27:55] wasn't lying okay yeah because uh him and like his three friends were like a guido that only fucks

[00:28:01] 75 year old no he's gay his brother that he lives with is a career criminal uh who is straight and

[00:28:09] fucks old women and he lives in benson her still with his brother and his girl and his brother

[00:28:14] 75 year old girlfriend 75 75 that is so old it's so fucking my grandma's 83 and that's

[00:28:22] like that is imagine her getting fucked by some guy from benson herst like some some

[00:28:27] gweed from benson she did she her hips would explode yeah dude does he ever fuck does he ever like

[00:28:33] kill old women with his cock i can't imagine what have their pussies ever fallen out well that happens

[00:28:39] all the time old ladies anyways what when you get to a certain age your pussy just falls out all the

[00:28:45] time no i mean it i'm not kidding it's like dentures no you have to stuff your pussy back

[00:28:51] they have to get a false pussy they fucking like you know i did it girl we're gonna go to

[00:28:56] college so some of these old women would call in and they were like the elevate s stop too quickly

[00:29:01] and they have to fucking like put your pussy drops up and you have to go to the doctor and

[00:29:06] get it put back in holy shit yeah you can't just do it yourself you can't just shove it back in

[00:29:11] there no there's like a special tool whoa it's like a plunger yeah reverse the oververse plunger yeah

[00:29:19] that's fucking wild what does a pussy out even look like well just like a man prolapse yeah

[00:29:25] the cervix like drops out of your body damn would it hurt to just damn and they just have a pussy

[00:29:32] dangling from them yeah wow that probably hurts horrific horrific now what are you just snip the

[00:29:42] pussy out off do you even need a pussy when you're that old what do you mean like a

[00:29:46] snip the pussy off yes snip the pussy off if it's already dangling it's directed me it's to get

[00:29:50] your uterus removed not your cervix your cervix is the end of your uterus oh that i don't know anything

[00:29:55] about women's bodies yeah what if they just snipped it off they just sound dumb as shit but i feel

[00:30:01] like i have a natural talent when it comes to anatomy i can see that no i can see that for whatever

[00:30:07] reason like anatomical structures i just like they haven't slipped mechanical they haven't slipped

[00:30:12] out of my head like other things oh okay well did were they ever in your like when did they get into

[00:30:17] your head i don't know i have a question like you know like if you learn like there's certain

[00:30:20] categories where you learn something you know in health class you know you need to hear it once

[00:30:24] and then it's just in your head the cervix is the back walls right no not really but why do girls

[00:30:31] say you're hitting my cervix right now because that's also possible then what's the back wall

[00:30:36] it's the end of the vagina isn't that the cervix not technically i think it's in between them

[00:30:43] well not like imagine like uh he think like uh maybe like a sock okay that's what the pussy is

[00:30:50] then of like on the toe area that's the cervix there's like uh how long is the sock i don't know

[00:30:56] like there's something that drops down and then that dropping down would be like the insertion point

[00:31:02] of your foot yeah right would be the insertion point of like the uterus and then that goes and

[00:31:08] the front hole is the pussy

[00:31:10] i wish we could just have this conversation in like the lobby and i wish we could have this

[00:31:20] conversation like in a congressional panelist this question by senators no no we don't know each

[00:31:26] other no this is a panel of the sock like where you put your foot that's the pussy and the toes is

[00:31:34] the uterus that's what you're saying no the toes is the back walls the top of your foot is the uterus

[00:31:40] is the cervix well it would be the insert like an insertion point an insertion point right okay

[00:31:46] and then yeah i don't know i mean it's like yeah it's like a uh

[00:31:51] then that goes up so your cock goes your cock goes in the very front of the the way you put socks on

[00:31:58] yes that's where your cock goes at the front yeah where the hole is i want to use the analogy of

[00:32:06] a sock and the reverse and is there is this like an L shape or are we talking like a straight sock

[00:32:16] no i think it pussies uh this is a slight L shape oh slight L shape the pussy goes up i think so i think

[00:32:23] so a little bit maybe yeah yeah it does fuck it who can yeah it does go up it goes up because it's

[00:32:30] at the bottom well you got a bunch of shit in there i mean there's like you know like the bladder

[00:32:35] which is in front and then the hole in which is behind it the colons depends yeah depends on like

[00:32:41] your individual anatomy and the colon is what gay guys pleasure in each other's ass no no that's

[00:32:46] the prostate the prostate but a gay man actually have a vagina in their ass interesting

[00:32:52] no just remember that's a socket side of the sock that guy's stuffing his hand in his his wet pussy

[00:32:59] oh yeah mick foley mick foley have a nice day that's yeah that's why mr.

[00:33:06] socko sucked so much because he put in his ass first that's why you didn't want it in your mouth

[00:33:12] or wait didn't he actually put in his nuts now that i'm thinking about it mr.

[00:33:16] socko wouldn't he put in his nuts first oh right i forgot about mr. socko yeah yeah mankind's like

[00:33:23] friend yeah the sock yeah i think he would put it on his nuts he would shove it in his ass

[00:33:30] that's what i was saying as a bit but then i think i think his thing was that he would he would

[00:33:34] like bleed and stuff he didn't count up no no no yes that was his thing but that has nothing to do with

[00:33:38] mr. socko he had mr. socko or he had mankind he had cactus jack dude love it dude love

[00:33:46] dude love right that was a fun guy just disco yeah about like instead of the undertaker it's the

[00:33:51] under liquor mmm that's the same exact character but he comes out and like there's bells falling

[00:33:57] and then he just licks guys taints that's a finisher oh and it's the undertaker no one was

[00:34:04] expecting the undertaker all the lights go out don't wait a minute he's taking him his mask off

[00:34:10] it's the under liquor now he's that's cane he has a mask yeah he's holding a guy up and

[00:34:16] licking yeah he's the tombstone when he's doing it he's throwing up his own heart

[00:34:20] drive and then he licks his taints you guys like no no oh they're humanity that is on display today

[00:34:30] lick his balls and ass and all he's surely jorothy or the first time in sports entertainment

[00:34:35] history a man has had his balls and ass and forcibly licked this will go down in history

[00:34:42] in sports history forever that was now oh that was every single night that was gold dust

[00:34:47] whole thing was that he'd like be gay to like intimidate his opponents yeah somebody we've talked

[00:34:54] about it but I think somebody said gold dust offered to get a titty job to get tits for his

[00:35:00] character on ww and I believe he's he's dusty road legend ww legend dusty road just son

[00:35:07] oh I thought that he is dusty road no you fucking idiot dusty road is old and fat

[00:35:12] you don't understand because it's like wrestling didn't start until 1997

[00:35:19] somehow been 17 generations dude they were fucking wrestling in the fucking 1910 and shit

[00:35:25] they had just a guy in the briefs oh yeah yeah big gym mustache yeah the barbell boys

[00:35:32] the barbell boy when you had to be the only let mental retards yeah yeah yeah where

[00:35:36] gromm jewish charlie they still wear the red jewish charlie

[00:35:41] retarded jewish charlie yeah um i was guys okay what's that jattley movie where he's like the

[00:35:48] best fighter in china and he goes to europe is that euro euro that movie rules is that the one

[00:35:53] where he's got like a really long ponytail like a cue i've never seen it that movie's

[00:35:58] awesome how much do you think the underlicked licked before was gaped it might be another over

[00:36:03] fearless or legend or it's he rocks yeah jattley's awesome except when they make him speak english

[00:36:09] they couldn't get him to ever learn how to speak english that was his big killies which is one

[00:36:14] and the one is a terrible movie who's in there must die romeo must die sick yeah but the one is

[00:36:21] like terrible and that was like the i feel like well i don't know the budgets of those movies but

[00:36:26] the one was the first one that felt like sort of like a higher production yeah you know like try to

[00:36:32] try to make a jet or a jackie chan out of jattley yeah i went through all those uh is there was that

[00:36:38] one after that there was uh is it bob bob uh bob hoskins and jettley more uh super more

[00:36:45] unchain yeah yeah he played ruey vuigi i don't have time for this but mario when we go get the

[00:36:54] pre-sits we go get the pre-sits i have told you enough times he's so bad at acting yeah he's

[00:37:04] terrible he's good he can't tell when he's speaking fucking can't knees or whatever he's dying right

[00:37:09] jettley yeah we were talking about that what do you mean he looks there's there's a picture that came

[00:37:13] out and he looks terrible he has like some sort of like uh um he's a very fucked up kind of is he

[00:37:19] actually sick it's i don't know if it's a cancer it's like maybe it's like what like auto immune

[00:37:23] disease it's some sort of like oh shit yeah he looks like shit oh no yeah because i i was watching all

[00:37:30] those uh expendables movies and he's like one of the expendables and you even like you know in

[00:37:36] expendables one he didn't really do much fighting he's just more of a gun guy now yeah and i think

[00:37:42] it's because he can't that sucks he can't like get down like he's what kind of disease you kind of

[00:37:47] Chinese disease there's something he has something i don't know what it is bummer it is a bummer how

[00:37:53] much gay shit do you think they could do in russian before and by jackie chan for was gay porn uh yeah

[00:37:58] he's got hyper thyroidism yeah doesn't that make you fat and skinny isn't that what a thyroid problem does

[00:38:04] i think you're right jackie chan did poison him he was mad it was years and it was years coming

[00:38:15] okay well just kind of backing up your bed well i was looking up sorry i was looking up gently and

[00:38:19] then adam ruelly decided to use his phone also to do something else sorry i got a text i was

[00:38:25] i was kind of backing up your bed about jackie chan poisoning him but yeah jackie chan it doesn't

[00:38:30] matter now and now i want to talk about how much gay shit they could do in the wwe before it was gay

[00:38:35] porn yeah well it was like kind of maybe a little progressive because they were they had that kind

[00:38:40] of gay shit goin i think before it was okay to be gay which was too though they had characters that

[00:38:48] they would mock and shit um yeah i guess gold dust was like a gay rapist like he like grabbed your

[00:38:55] cock and stuff i guess he's like maybe a uh bad shit could you show my guess what i'm asking is if

[00:39:00] the underlicker was real if you didn't show any balls or any ass could he lick a man's taint

[00:39:06] can you show a taint on television yeah as long as you can't show as long as you don't show balls

[00:39:11] or asshole if the asshole is blurred no no it's not even out it's you just rips the little jeans or

[00:39:17] whatever the little leather pants so there's just a hole like there's a hole and you see taint skin

[00:39:23] but you don't see not and you don't see ass uh-huh can that be on and then he licks it can that be on

[00:39:29] tv or i think that's a question for the fcc stop i think you could maybe you could write a letter

[00:39:38] i think you should be able i think you should be able to be able to lick taint on television as

[00:39:42] long as there's no nuts or asshole it's just skin right it's just skin would you do it

[00:39:46] there's we licking that and licking your arm it's got hair on it we should turn this podcast into

[00:39:51] nothing but Chuck Norris jokes okay yeah like you know oh i remember that it's like he was like

[00:39:56] somebody tried to lick Chuck Norris's balls but then his balls balls karate chopped him in the

[00:40:03] fccin face he died for being gay damn that Chuck Norris is cool

[00:40:12] dude that's what a cool guy would do Chuck Norris is how much i like his balls

[00:40:15] listen to the Chuck Norris is trying to kick you and then you would die because you were gay

[00:40:24] that's good man yeah shuts out the Chuck and his awesome pa doesn't he have good politics too

[00:40:30] yeah oh yeah he's trying the worst i tried to put in the magazine

[00:40:34] guy he was in Auschwitz but uh he just inhaled all of the gas and then fccin got high off damn

[00:40:42] smoke he's off the gas cyclone dude my man's getting fccin lightheaded off that cyclone

[00:40:48] just fccin just got to use the gas to just get high and create new karate moves

[00:40:59] Chuck Norris badass what is it a badass

[00:41:01] badass but i guess

[00:41:02] chuk Norris pod

[00:41:03] yeah chuk is so cool

[00:41:06] yeah check Norris went to get an eye exam and then when they asked him to read the chart his

[00:41:10] eyes were so strong it turned all the letters in the naked ladies whoa

[00:41:14] yeah that's awesome and instead of him getting smaller is a good on the chart they just get

[00:41:18] younger and younger so we're going to the bottom line he's looking at a one-year-old's

[00:41:22] post just a beautiful juicy one-year-old person and they arrested the i've examined

[00:41:27] because he was like good work Chuck Norris

[00:41:32] Chuck Norris badass

[00:41:49] let's see what else could Chuck do i don't even know how to follow this particular bit

[00:41:54] it's more schizophrenia

[00:41:55] yeah okay go ahead Adam

[00:42:04] um Chuck

[00:42:07] Chuck Norris uh he's his it was uh his wife it was his birthday and his wife brought out a cake

[00:42:17] candles to wish him a happy birthday yeah and he fucking killed his wife

[00:42:21] from being a fucking bitch that is good that's a good one killer yeah

[00:42:30] because the fire is Vietnam flashback

[00:42:36] he's back in hanoy yeah yeah i heard that there was actually three twin towers oh shit really

[00:42:43] Chuck Norris was in the third one on 9-11 when the plane had he stopped it with his bare hands

[00:42:47] and they're like thank you and he's like psyched and he destroyed the building and everyone's

[00:42:51] memory of it whoa wow that's crazy way

[00:42:55] that is badass because they said thanks in two-day away

[00:43:02] yeah yeah that's awesome dude i love Chuck for that one

[00:43:10] I heard um someone accused Chuck Norris of doing a hate crime yeah in Chicago yeah and then he just

[00:43:17] um he he was he was so framed too so quick so quick the only people they could blame for it was

[00:43:23] too jacked Nigerian guys and then he fucking said the end work dude dude the heroes in this story

[00:43:31] those guys their Instagram is great we promised them for like not taking it down either it's just

[00:43:37] all like gym stuff dude i think i hope they start a career off this they might they might how much

[00:43:43] you think just we ever have any type of just who paid them four thousand dollars that's it they

[00:43:48] got 3,500 to do the attack before and then they were getting paid five hundred dollars when they

[00:43:52] returned from Nigeria and the best part was is they made him reimburse them for the rope oh did they

[00:43:59] kept they kept receipts no they have received the expense he's pretty much got this fucker like

[00:44:05] the right jesse is so stupid yeah he's so dumb like why did like the fact the fact that he had to

[00:44:13] put in that's that faggot from empire because he was like yeah they were i mean they probably

[00:44:18] i'm famous they probably know i have no idea who that is from i have no idea and i've watched

[00:44:23] episodes i've seen i've seen full episodes yeah yeah i just don't know i know who the character is

[00:44:29] yeah exactly his gay son yeah but i don't know the fuck jesse's role that is no i couldn't and the

[00:44:35] name is so stupid i would know the name on the street like if i saw him walking past me absolutely

[00:44:40] no and then they're like yeah that's that faggot from empire if you could do yeah especially and you

[00:44:47] know racist people really watch empire they love it yeah if you could do a uh crime on anyone who

[00:44:53] would you crime um could you fuck up like anyone in the world i can do to cry if you could cry

[00:45:01] any crime just beat him up and shit so why didn't you just say that instead of a crime i mean rob

[00:45:07] carla slim and not the top richest people in the world list back then nothing but white guys

[00:45:15] oh you wouldn't do anything cool the money you just wanted oh yeah i just want to fix that list yeah

[00:45:19] that guy you would give his money to warn buffet and bill i would keep the money i would replace

[00:45:25] him on the list yeah okay i'm just i think it would be nice we may give the money to to warn

[00:45:31] buffet why would i do that no because then he could be on the list it would be funny it would be

[00:45:35] funny to be like you know like uh how about like a superhero that's like a reverse robin uh-huh so

[00:45:40] he goes into like the hood and he robs where people and then he gives all the money to warn buffet

[00:45:46] yeah it sounds like the us government oh okay that's right and he's a reverse superhero

[00:45:55] yeah we know captain fucking trump captain yeah that guy uh mr mr president mr or the

[00:46:05] anoint orange mr mr mr mr mr 45 45 we don't say his fucking name not in this house not in this

[00:46:13] fucking house it's 45 i'm at this point glad he won well he'll be president forever it is yeah

[00:46:21] yeah i hope they get rid of term limits and he's never gonna die he's gonna be the yeah he's gonna

[00:46:27] be the president of america until the end of america until it's over yeah i mean it's like what do you

[00:46:32] like who gives this shit who's president after it doesn't matter after this it's like yeah we're

[00:46:36] gonna go back to pretending it's real yeah like it was uh thing like the office of the president

[00:46:45] we kind of had like one chance for america to like not really be like a racist country or like come

[00:46:51] out of its like fucking sorted history or whatever and like brock obama's administration was kind

[00:46:58] of like a sucker's rally yeah essentially they blew it it's like oh yeah i guess like uh we can have

[00:47:03] a black president that still just sucks just sucks yeah yeah and then that's the end of it

[00:47:09] what does he gives cool speeches and he looks cool but what does he really even care about who

[00:47:15] like what's he doing now who obama obama oh well he had a Netflix deal yeah yeah he gave a speech

[00:47:22] to goldmus axis is first like and then he hung her into public dude when that was a brother the

[00:47:28] second he gets off of the office he goes parisary with richard branson yeah on his private island

[00:47:35] and of course you know nix private island rule yep you know there's good boy little boy

[00:47:39] you know they're out there you know they got better boy because you can shut up don't tell me one

[00:47:46] i'll kill you i'm ron shot i'm ron shot i'm a petit file

[00:47:51] i'm ron shot and i'm fucking a child and i'm fucking a boy and i'm fucking a boy on

[00:48:01] richard branson's island and i'm gay and i'm barack obama and i'm gay i was built built

[00:48:08] then started like a big charity

[00:48:13] i'm ron shot and i'm gay i'm such a good bit and i'm barack obama and i fuck children just imagining

[00:48:19] like you no job on the couch in the apartment yeah ryanas go to whatever shit job he has to

[00:48:25] fuck this decision to be a professional comedian just fattish shit dumbass roommate i'm ryan

[00:48:33] shot and i'm gay and he's getting up at six a.m you haven't even gone to sleep like taking too many

[00:48:39] edibles just i'm ryan shot on gay and then you go you gotta broke it you go repeat that for six

[00:48:47] thousand dollars in the it's so sinister you've got a broken foot that you need elevated because

[00:48:55] you're too fat you're too fat to jump to jump to jump three and two pickle basketball

[00:49:01] just inches off the ground gravity gravity did its thing i'm ryan shot and i'm gay but i'm gay

[00:49:08] to shing yeah well honestly not both of you guys are on your phone yeah but i'm we're

[00:49:14] pros and we know how to keep it going yeah i can't i can't you really can't you literally can't

[00:49:19] be i appreciate you keeping me honest on the show you know that's i said a direct thing right

[00:49:24] to your ass and you didn't say shit and listen i i sucked your dick you didn't

[00:49:30] thank you adam they're bringing josie's case to grand jury uh oh i like that i like grand juries

[00:49:38] that's cool 24 people like uh like a hundred like an eighty seven cutless supreme you know oh no it

[00:49:44] makes me think of like parliament funkadelic like it's like it made me think of a hundred grand

[00:49:48] guys oh yeah just rocking out on that grand jury

[00:49:56] land down funky ass base what ifs playing the tuba what about you nick what about me a cutless

[00:50:02] supreme then they have to yeah have to give him i don't really i try to think as little as possible

[00:50:07] about what i seems to be the way to go with making this podcast work yeah i think that's true

[00:50:15] just actively turn your brain off brother i've been here that's what i've been doing since day one

[00:50:21] i've never so much to find by me i've gotten so much dumber yeah i think it's better this way

[00:50:29] honestly yeah i learned my lesson not to try to be smart yeah you're fucking dumb bitch dude

[00:50:35] you're a fucking idiot you got a little ass dick you're fucking gay that's not come on you're

[00:50:41] ugly you're you fucking smell like shit here you'll see a dentist you've been talking about going

[00:50:48] to die now and it just keeps getting fucking worse and worse we'll go go to a dentist man

[00:50:52] which is all of them all of them did you sign up for that health insurance no i'm gonna be like

[00:50:58] jaws when you guys see me i can't wait on that oh that's gonna be awesome that will honestly be the

[00:51:02] sharpest shit of all time yeah they were like walking down the street in black i was like did

[00:51:07] you just say the n-word and then i smile at them they're like oh all right yeah he's cool i didn't

[00:51:12] realize he was jaw i didn't realize he was pole wall yeah Paul we're having a pole wall i don't know

[00:51:20] he drowned he had a really cool i wouldn't use if he told me paul wall drowned i would not be

[00:51:26] surprised his mouth rusted and it got tetanus get a custom teeth uh grills business that's what he

[00:51:31] did before rap yeah that's what he was doing he's like a dentist it got an issue good for him man

[00:51:36] yeah where is paul wall now look that up probably in houston yeah i got hanging out hanging out

[00:51:41] hanging out going nuts take that song is so sick yeah

[00:51:47] or i can do it for a wall lambda people's chain my chain light up like a lamp

[00:51:54] mmm-hmm what is it i don't remember yeah that's um my tip it all four four

[00:52:01] row row four four just the other first slim shucking old oh yes that's a great song actually

[00:52:06] a game cue nintendo game cue yes i was i guess i was bracketed about having game

[00:52:11] piece i was just an incredibly accessible fucking system five when i was five

[00:52:16] percent the poorest system on my window yeah yep

[00:52:19] yep that's me lane switching with the page ripping yeah i'm that six six thick

[00:52:28] dick any words say it yeah that's saying say it oh let's see what he's on that side when i

[00:52:36] when i was like a kid and i was a new that song i was like i wanted to oh frozen face volume one

[00:52:40] thanksgiving he's a super paul wall i hope he has a comeback he tweeted he tweeted an hour ago

[00:52:47] just doing john legend covers he'll be performing in let's pull let's plug paul wall's days

[00:52:52] he'll be in vancouver with this saturday in long view washington at the regent night club okay okay

[00:53:00] so go check him out he just tweeted uh on february ath welcome to houston to imon shumpert

[00:53:08] who got signed oh he's he's that's uh commercial for he's the the the girl business is big

[00:53:24] is he at dc mouthguards is he mexican or white i believe he's white yeah although he does look like

[00:53:33] he could be like he could be mexican he also had that kind of cholo haircut does the cat smell like

[00:53:39] shit no that's you i don't think so no it's you did you take it to the vet yet man no i gotta do

[00:53:46] that wednesday nice what's paul wall up to should we get just i think he goes to rocket scams and stuff

[00:53:53] according to uh noisy from vise on july 27th 2017 uh he's still the people's champ he still has

[00:54:03] the internet going nuts okay with the z it's good for him you think your mouth would ever rust if

[00:54:10] you eat too much pussy or drink too much water depends what kind of metal you have in your in

[00:54:15] your mouth i don't think platinum or gold doesn't rush tarnishes silver tarnishes really it doesn't

[00:54:24] run it's like tarnishing isn't rust but it's yeah i only know this from engagement we're about

[00:54:32] saying what intarnation about that yeah what about it Adam we got to bring that back go off

[00:54:37] was tarnation is that i always thought it was north carolina what oh tar heel nation wow that's

[00:54:45] racist Adam yeah well the tar saying that africa is tarnation i think that's what i heard what

[00:54:56] stop it you're gonna do that african tarnishes no i don't you're dude that's a fake i'm fucking

[00:55:01] gay shot that's not my voice what the hell my voice is much less what the hell Adam why did you

[00:55:09] say that all right i fast forwarded to right now welcome back to the future back to the future

[00:55:16] no you for you fast forward Adam said that africa was a tarnation dad we've got a car

[00:55:23] congress of her lord yeah sounded kind of like shut you know what that was a if the car goes over 88

[00:55:30] miles per hour that makes you do gay shit doc i don't understand his point in that car

[00:55:39] you've had people from speeding

[00:55:44] except when you accidentally put a gay guy in it yeah then he goes really fast yeah and becomes

[00:55:50] very gay it allows gay guys to go into the past and suck the president's dick

[00:55:59] Marty everyone's gay in the future Marty

[00:56:04] sucking on my dick having on gay sex

[00:56:10] sitting on the dick sitting on a dick catch me laying switching doing gay shit

[00:56:15] sucking a man's dick oh fuck me dude fuck my cheeks should i get should i turn my um bedroom

[00:56:27] into a home gym yeah you should replace your bed with a fucking power rack

[00:56:36] i want to get an elliptical for my room you should sleep on a bo flex you should really

[00:56:40] become like a flame beanie power lifter guy i should i would be a good next move for you

[00:56:46] legitimately it would be awesome god i want to be that guy dude just going around

[00:56:51] hoping people think you're in the military just like yes sir yes ma'am absolutely yes sir affirmative

[00:56:58] would you serve i have to go i have to go now i have to leave copy copy over i have to go

[00:57:04] dollar but suggesting yes i could be one of those guys they are still fat but adam here's

[00:57:10] thing i don't care about being fat i just want to be stronger those guys are strong as i want to

[00:57:15] be strong yeah want to be fucking so should do that dude get in the powerlifting you squat like

[00:57:20] every day but only two reps okay does that make you strong though yeah really yeah just uh you go

[00:57:28] max out every single fucking day in the gym just for two reps i should get a personal trainer that's

[00:57:34] the way the bulgarians do it man oh yes they're training my mother was born in bulgarian ever

[00:57:39] tell you guys that yeah yeah you're not even greek i am she's greek bitch she sounds bulgarian to me

[00:57:46] she's not fuck you no they got good pussy up in bulgaria honestly i could see that

[00:57:57] there's a girl that i wanted to fucking college that went to bulgaria

[00:58:00] yeah bulgaria you no she like had a vacation there and i there's a picture of her with her titties out

[00:58:07] and i remember it looking at yeah bulgaria is one of those places where you hear about it and

[00:58:11] you think it's cold and shitty and it's actually yeah it's kind of nice yeah yeah i'm thinking of

[00:58:16] like wherever fucking behind enemy lines was that supposed to take place you just slav here

[00:58:24] yeah yeah yeah yeah so some like yes slav genocide shithole yeah where's nothing but like abandoned power

[00:58:31] plants yeah fucking woods just like uh just maps first call of duty modern warfare basically dude

[00:58:38] modern warfare two was like the sickest game there's an four now right probably i don't know i just

[00:58:43] came out but i used to play modern warfare two so god damn much yeah just hours just making

[00:58:49] here when the only thing you try to do because you can end the game like the entire online game

[00:58:54] if you call a nuke oh hell yeah you kill everyone in the online well no you yeah it ends the match

[00:59:03] you have to get a 25 kill streak and then it ends the match so basically the whole game is like

[00:59:08] you try to get the seven kills before anyone else because if you get seven you can call the fucking

[00:59:14] the harrier jets the harrier jets will get you to 11 which is the chopper gunner and then you chopper

[00:59:19] gunner you just light people up fuck yeah do you ever get to 25 all the time how do it feel the time

[00:59:25] feels great feels fucking great that's the number one that's the most happy ever been well no the

[00:59:36] game is so funny because like the game was broken within like a month so you started online match

[00:59:41] and then there would be somebody who like we just like they would know to move like five steps forward

[00:59:47] four steps to the left and then aim the grenade launcher at like something like like in the skyline

[00:59:53] right right and fire grenade from across the map and kill everyone at the other spawn

[01:00:01] part of the game is like unless you had just bought it right nobody's playing it the way the game

[01:00:06] supposed to play it yeah they're all just cheating yeah right the the match would start and then

[01:00:11] there's like one that's like an office or whatever and if you had like the Barrett 50 cow with a

[01:00:16] thermal scope you could just like kill three people with headshots of one star of the map

[01:00:22] just right across like there's just one yeah like one like small spot in the window

[01:00:28] those guys deserve it though yeah if you for the first guy to figure that out deserves it yeah

[01:00:33] everyone else doesn't there's that whole world of like what became like competitive in modern

[01:00:37] warfare was getting into like 360 no scoping uh-huh there's all these videos of people that got

[01:00:42] really good at just spinning around and shooting people in the face without anything down the

[01:00:46] side of the sniper everyone is like this isn't even the game also like what a strange skill to

[01:00:55] develop yeah like why why who figured that out i saw a video of post Malone playing Call of Duty

[01:01:03] and he's gonna get you horny he's filthy were you hard he was very good did that make you hard no

[01:01:10] not even like i don't even like most video i don't like non-sports video games so what when his

[01:01:16] most Malone made you hard then if it wasn't video games post Malone yeah the first time i heard uh

[01:01:22] white iverson yeah you got just incredibly hard i thought it was beautiful but it got hard whoa

[01:01:28] yeah was it like was it like a physical thing with the the um pitch and tone something about that

[01:01:36] man just like you take star reverberating and also just the like i was emotional kind of like

[01:01:42] someone imagining being a white version of Alan Iverson that's what you liked yeah you're like

[01:01:48] kind of the best i wish there was i wish i love Alan Iverson i wish she was white i wish the

[01:01:53] only thing that would make Alan Iverson better in my eyes you know i love Alan Iverson but the fact

[01:01:58] that he was black about pal palan guyverson he's just friends with guys that's cool thanks man

[01:02:07] it is a very like in comparison to who he is like Alan Iverson sounds like the name of a dentist that

[01:02:14] is jersey that is like a guy that from synagogue or something i'm Alan Iverson i'm the president

[01:02:21] of the synagogue yeah what the fuck where did iverson come from as a name north nor uh Virginia

[01:02:26] Newport News no i know where he came i know where he grew up i've seen the documentary bitch i'm

[01:02:31] talking about huh my friend growing up i'm watching 360 no scopes videos my friend growing up once

[01:02:38] like bottom warfare too let me see here yeah iverson when i started fucking i was young 360 no scopes

[01:02:53] oh i love the music choice damn yeah you don't even see where was the guy i don't know you yeah i don't

[01:03:00] know i don't understand i have no understanding of how it works yeah i watch videos people that

[01:03:04] just go around doing this the whole game they just spin around they just spin around yeah someone

[01:03:07] from across the map is it random or are they just doing it no because it's repeatable just people

[01:03:11] you just do it i don't like understand what oh is it like the spawning they're just hitting the

[01:03:16] spawning thing i don't know you don't know like i have no idea i never understood how it works and

[01:03:19] i used to play this game all the time oh damn we got good a game p i suck dick at most at most games

[01:03:27] yeah because i had PlayStation not n64 and everyone who had gold and i in their houses like ended up

[01:03:34] getting really good at first person shooters see i sucked at gold ny i sucked at it because i didn't

[01:03:39] have the system no i was the kids that played halo all the time they got good at consoles i feel

[01:03:42] like they gold my kids fed into halo kids yeah and i didn't i didn't have an xbox yeah i didn't have an

[01:03:51] xbox but i used to go to my friend's house and play the decent amount of halo but i was never good at it

[01:03:55] yeah i thought i gave him a minute wait did you say one time that you saw a kid reading the halo

[01:04:00] novel yeah yeah community college yeah no i also saw my roommate saw somebody reading the

[01:04:08] novelization of uh of dawson's creep which is like one of the funniest things

[01:04:16] that fucking rocks yeah they were like halo books that's awesome yeah the story of master

[01:04:21] chief yeah but like i don't understand what compels you to because i got me you know i like

[01:04:30] i'm no stranger to being a faggot yes of course that was i got never had the impulsive to be like

[01:04:36] let me read more about this guy let me read this off what was spiro the dragon's childhood like

[01:04:43] what was the first time he got dragon pussy even if you care it's like just looking up on

[01:04:47] wikipedia right right right right right right right yes there's no chance now that that's like a

[01:04:52] far and closer we got damn that's fucking incredible yeah they hate loin dawph

[01:05:01] that is so fucking funny yeah maybe maybe they're just sexy where cortana sucks his dick

[01:05:07] he's not another person from halo i was thinking about playing the pewter playing that new mass

[01:05:11] effect or i guess it's a couple years old now already and somebody messaged me to warn me that

[01:05:16] it's bad uh which is disappointing because the original mass effect was i wish i still could

[01:05:21] enjoy weed because that weed plus that that was a great like month of my life yeah put on dark side

[01:05:28] of the moon dude no i just played no perfect sync it up to mass effect the dark side of the moon

[01:05:33] mass effects got sick music it's got like john carpenter music oh sick like synth like scary

[01:05:39] like wow wow wow oh shit i love that shit yeah yeah that kind of shit

[01:05:44] yeah and that game's all about either being rude or polite to ailing that's right yeah

[01:05:52] that's my favorite shit i love games with travel quickly

[01:05:56] you're just being rude yeah quickly it becomes can i get alien pussy yeah right

[01:06:01] tell me about sara on spaceship well it's quite i don't care about this

[01:06:08] was it couldn't you get ahead in that game too yeah you can fuck i think you either

[01:06:13] fuck you could be gay too yeah hell yeah you could be gay and massive in one in like two or three i

[01:06:19] never played two or three i played a little bit of two but most of you just played one over and over

[01:06:25] played over it played over it played a good guy and then it's a bad guy i played it recently i

[01:06:29] played a little bit of no man's sky yeah that was really boring fuck yeah it seemed like a game

[01:06:35] that could last like i wanted i wanted to i wanted to get really into red dead but it just was like

[01:06:41] you did well i made all the clothes but you didn't play the story you were playing so long

[01:06:48] boring shit already told me there's a stage there's a part of the story where you're like

[01:06:54] they're you're dealing with all these like hill people like abelation like scumbags yeah yeah and

[01:06:59] their skin is blue because of like i guess it's like a real phenomenon that happened some kind of

[01:07:05] poisoning yeah is that i i i a bunch of dumb motherfuckers took aluminum scyph something

[01:07:11] fied right before y2k aluminum something fied uh-huh it is it is motherfucker it's aluminum

[01:07:18] something is it oh they took it on purpose it wasn't like in the water supply or something no

[01:07:23] they took it on purpose well yeah if you take enough like colloidal silver that's what i was

[01:07:27] thinking of that's what it might be colloidal silver dam dude we're still from loydell silver

[01:07:37] my dick is blue my balls and my balls and taint are blue i need you to suck the blue out of my dick

[01:07:44] party doc i don't know about this if you don't do it i'm going into the future and your daughter

[01:07:51] will suck the power go into the past and rape who has a baby

[01:08:05] you just like he goes into the past then like flash to the future and marty's just like a gay

[01:08:10] scene kid uh have to be raped as a baby uh give me a second i'll be back in a minute

[01:08:16] i'm already just got like a white chemical romance he's got a weird twitch and a patch of gray hair

[01:08:24] it's like i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i think i i i i i think i need to go back back in my house

[01:08:31] go go go goodbye doc goodbye doc see you later oh i'll see you later already oh she earned 15

[01:08:37] minutes again i'm gonna keep going back just to see the look on your face

[01:08:47] but a lifetime of memories floods into your dumb skull and you realize you are molested

[01:08:56] honestly white robert zimakis if if you that why don't more molesters do you think child

[01:09:04] molasses have come up with time machines already uh-huh yes because that's you go back in time and

[01:09:10] fuck kids no problem yeah but they're kids right now yeah oh like it's your time when it was fine

[01:09:15] yeah you know i'm saying yeah i like that bit we did a while back about what if hitler was the

[01:09:22] time traveler mmm you know i don't remember it well it's like you know people like oh you know if

[01:09:27] if time machine you go back somebody would have gone back and stopped hitler but it's like how

[01:09:30] you know time machines didn't exist and the guy that went back in time was hitler oh shit yes

[01:09:36] my failed

[01:09:40] yeah just a world flooded with annoying jews and you're like oh thanks this

[01:09:47] didn't work

[01:09:51] you were back in time for it to warn everybody that the

[01:09:53] i don't know how funny

[01:10:01] i mean they had a lot of technology yeah that's true it's not completely far-fetched

[01:10:08] and then for whatever reason anytime time machines come up that's the guy everyone's talking about

[01:10:12] going to stop that's a good point you have to admit it's a good point Adam even if he don't think

[01:10:17] it's funny i did think it was a good point thank you you know why not go back in time and stop

[01:10:22] edia mean mm-hmm two million people you could stop yeah stop gangus con yeah the guy the the

[01:10:28] beat the killer was the diamond guy maybe one of the worst the diamond guy killed a lot of

[01:10:33] africans the beers the beers fucked up afric and why do you stop stalling interesting hmm i'm

[01:10:41] rad adam why don't you stop stalling because i'm uh bulshavic yeah you're a tanky yeah i'm a tanky

[01:10:48] it is crazy to me that some people like stalling was chill that's fucking crazy no it's the people

[01:10:55] that like like the gulags out of the banky i'm a danky a banky oh banky i thought you were gonna

[01:11:03] say danky like i smoked no no no you don't bitch thank you number one obviously no you're not a

[01:11:09] danky number two banky only chris uh what's his name chocno orises yeah he sucked up all the

[01:11:18] gats that's right he got high shit ah nice try Hitler and then he just happened to kill the rest

[01:11:26] the juicer we're in the same just go blue it out there face yeah shotgun bitch shotgun ziklon b

[01:11:41] it is a cool name ziklon ziklon ziklon sounds almost like son and making you're making gas here we know

[01:11:55] we're gonna we're gonna star up bold and use

[01:11:59] we'll put stars on them

[01:12:00] we want zion all for ourselves another irish now that irish

[01:12:11] ziklon b oh ladi well we should wrap this up and i should maybe eat some craft craft macaroni

[01:12:19] shades you can get back into the cheesiest maybe whatever the fuck i want dude i'm

[01:12:23] nice i haven't made a box of craft i'm sorry who gives a shit i'm 32 bro i know it's great

[01:12:29] the whole crew 30 understand i'm a 31 year old yeah you're old a loser

[01:12:35] we're 30 just a young a young 30 uh someone tried to make chocno oris turn 31 and he raped them

[01:12:44] let's held them down and raped and who someone is just time yeah father time yeah chocno oris

[01:12:51] raped father time you know he is like 89 years old he sold a shit yeah he is and he looks good

[01:12:56] winch win trucker charles walk wait hold on walker texas ranger uh-huh you do not

[01:13:03] all right you called it chris chris chris no you called him trucker charles

[01:13:11] i got messed up to him but when he got the wires cry that show aired

[01:13:17] he's already 57 years old damn really something like that i'm trucker charles

[01:13:23] shucker charles trucker charles wilkerson i don't know how i got walk how walker texas ranger turned

[01:13:29] into that i like chucker charles wilkerson just on japanese having a stroke choc

[01:13:51] anyone's ever said those three words together who would be a fun to go on jeopardy and just make

[01:13:56] up like just that would be awesome every single time yeah yeah that's uh truck uh what is trucker

[01:14:01] charles what is the glendolin affair no we're looking for africa

[01:14:10] you owe them like fifty thousand dollars uh what is the play wainsboro my love

[01:14:15] that's good dude what are you talking about uh nitrogen we were looking for nitrogen

[01:14:22] that's great who was clariest of avant what is uh what is ancient disasters for two thousand

[01:14:32] alics uh fuck who is frances mondeville this volcano exploded in italy it's so

[01:14:42] concrete yeah uh what is mount chinese at least you said mount that time

[01:14:55] he was blinko the sad penguin

[01:15:00] this is just literally like so random comedy yeah but it is good random yeah but it's

[01:15:08] with the framework yeah you're right blinko the chinese clown or whatever you just said sure

[01:15:14] mount chinese was good mount chinese oh yeah mount chinese me chinese nevermind

[01:15:23] fuck dude what is endometriosis that's a real thing bro but it's act well it's not all right

[01:15:29] it's fake yeah what's the thing you said was fake fiber my own fiber my house oh yeah it's like

[01:15:35] women pretending they're in pain yeah fucking bitches if anyone's listening who has it you're

[01:15:41] lying yeah they're all liars damn what should i have for dinner i don't know but that is the

[01:15:47] question of the day although my stomach hurts i had a seven o'clock yet let's all watch jeopardy

[01:15:52] together i'm seriously considering i might get into twitch streaming jeopardy every night you can't

[01:15:58] do you can't do it you can't twitch stream a tv show i'm doing it we'll just get immediately

[01:16:03] kicked off twitch you know what then i'll create my own twitch you could just i guess instagram live

[01:16:10] you doing it or something no i'll create my whole own streaming service out of whole cloth i'm

[01:16:15] creating a separate internet okay i'm bringing phyto net back what's that the dog somebody they

[01:16:21] tried to make a separate internet in the 90s really yeah do they have better porn on it all

[01:16:26] phyto net it was a good zone set of servers wait all of the internet is on the same servers yeah

[01:16:34] what's a fucking network really yeah it's all owned by one guy no no there's like i mean there's

[01:16:41] 13 like i think 13 backbones of like the internet there no there are tier one routers yeah no that's

[01:16:49] how a network works you fucking idiot you're telling me the whole internet is on one thing 13

[01:16:57] things 13 things you know like internet is like it's a network of all the computers yeah it's

[01:17:03] like 13 really big airport airport i mean it's like saying look like you're telling me that like

[01:17:08] all the highways in the united states are one thing and it's like yeah it's no those are really

[01:17:13] those are connected in real life the network so is the internet they're literally physically

[01:17:17] connected really you come now you're just being a you're no i swear to god the idea that all of

[01:17:24] the internet is like so if we just like bombed one of those things the internet goes down no it's

[01:17:29] like redundant so you can lose i i mean like the the actual like physical engineering behind the

[01:17:37] internet i haven't like read about since i was like maybe 12 so i can't recall all right how about

[01:17:41] this for an idea you remember that movie road trip right yeah so he has to go on that road trip because

[01:17:46] there's a sex tape that's being sent to his girlfriend yes okay yes of him cheating on her is that it

[01:17:51] was that the story yes freaking Meyer i think so okay so he's hooking up with another there's a guy

[01:17:57] that has a sex tape it's gonna like go online okay so he has to go to all 13 internet uh please get

[01:18:05] it off the internet and bomb destroy them so the internet won't exist anymore okay to stop his

[01:18:13] girlfriend from but if you if you fucking bomb all 13 of them shits the internet's gone

[01:18:19] yeah what what say you Nick that's crazy if you bomb all 13 what happens then i don't know if

[01:18:24] it's still 13 the largest provider is known as tier one providers have such comprehensive networks

[01:18:30] that they never purchase transit agreements from other providers as of 2016 there were six tier one

[01:18:35] providers in the telecommunication industry current tier one carriers include century link

[01:18:41] tele and tt tt so you can just have a private internet we can set up servers just between the

[01:18:46] three of our computers yeah i mean any network yes yeah any communications network that is like

[01:18:52] private is technically interesting i mean you have that in your house it's what the fucking land is

[01:18:58] in your house no but that's connected to the actual internet if you removed it from the internet i

[01:19:02] mean if you if i unplug my modem right now yeah then like inside this house there is a private

[01:19:07] computer network oh and then we can just hang out on it and talk to each other yeah that's what

[01:19:12] like land parties chat oh back in the day parties yeah and you could play uh unread and then you

[01:19:17] could trade child pornography and shit what is it unreal tournament oh yeah unreal 3d some kid

[01:19:24] at my school made our school a map on unreal tournament so you could shoot up to fight we could

[01:19:31] fight each other in our school what's unreal tournament like a first person do you remember

[01:19:35] that game that was made by those guys trying to debunk uh the like kennedy conspiracy theories

[01:19:40] where you could try to murder the president hell yeah it was like a perfect simulation of

[01:19:45] dilly plaza really really and then it like what it just proves is how easy it is to kill kennedy

[01:19:50] even in the same exact way that really it's like it's it's fairly simple to do it nice yeah

[01:19:57] yeah you just take a shot well three shots oh three shots yeah bah bah it is interesting though

[01:20:03] there's a there's like he is coming down like the most opportune way to shoot kennedy would have

[01:20:09] been when he's traveling down i don't know like whatever street it is on dilly plaza towards the

[01:20:16] the repository the book the repository yeah yeah the positive the book's supposed yeah yeah it's

[01:20:24] a book you roll up in three years because he's coming straight ahead and then he turns at one

[01:20:28] point and then there's like trees blocking the shot but then he kills him afterwards and it's like

[01:20:33] i don't know maybe you hesitate because you're not sure if you want to murder the president

[01:20:39] right now he died and uh a secret service guy died too right um no he got shot in the hand

[01:20:46] or the governor right was the governor the governor got shot the senator or something we

[01:20:52] actually let the guy sitting right in front of him got shot in the arm ooh that's right yeah but

[01:20:56] only kennedy died um but only kennedy died and then the fact that guy was sitting in that seat

[01:21:02] like as part of that magic bullet theory even though like it doesn't account for the fact that

[01:21:08] that car had like a jumper seat that was like somewhat it was like maybe four inches closer to the

[01:21:13] wood would be like the center console you know i don't know what is that a continental i don't

[01:21:19] know what the fuck kind of knows yeah have you seen that picture of jackie getting out of the car

[01:21:25] she got blood yeah she got she had her shoes on her way to have sex yeah oh that's for she

[01:21:31] really yeah she loved to fuck shout out to my man uh oh nasses coming through jackie after a

[01:21:37] kennedy got got she came through for some greek dick yeah he had sex with her he overcame the odds

[01:21:42] of being a billionaire yeah greek yeah but greek got some pussy hey he's like exactly i have a job for

[01:21:51] you i'm trying to get girlfriend i guess i want to fuck it i want to have a girlfriend so you have

[01:22:02] to go to book supposedly and back then and uh you just shoot him and then i become a friend

[01:22:12] yeah dude the greek the greek did a greek shipping magnate had that man killed because he wanted

[01:22:21] that good i want to have j

[01:22:32] i feel like her eyes are kind of weird yeah otherwise hot but weird eyes this is weird to hear from you

[01:22:38] not not being horny at a woman i mean i would still fuck her of course for the for the clout for

[01:22:45] the cloud for journalistic and for journalistic integrity stop is a known cloud chaser i'm like

[01:22:50] i'm a cloud chaser when it comes to pussy oh don't get me wrong i would have sex or there

[01:22:55] going to be a wink wink let me take a look at a picture over now before you know

[01:23:07] before i go on record yeah jacke canada would you have sex with jesse small one you know which

[01:23:14] is pretty hot never mind hold on can you imagine like the six x that those two nigerian guys and

[01:23:21] jesse were having i don't think they're gay dude can you imagine them just i mean kennie's ugly

[01:23:26] too crack all of them what yeah jf k was ugly too yeah he really was hideous jf kennie wasn't hot

[01:23:35] it was funny that they wasn't he the hot president yeah obama's hotter oh bomb looks good you know

[01:23:42] it's pretty hot uh trump's wife molania would you smash i probably would fuck her i would too yeah

[01:23:52] i would definitely fuck evanka i know it's not a crazy it's not that crazy of a statement but

[01:23:58] one honey one honey just the idea of her calling me poor and being mean to me didn't um what's his face

[01:24:07] um

[01:24:10] tom brady the old black guy quincey tom brady fuck no quincey john's fucked her tom brady

[01:24:15] fucker yeah i heard that from a friend of mine how would your friend know he's he but your

[01:24:21] arrie's uncle is friends with bob krafton really yeah and he was at like a party and if

[01:24:28] honka was there and brady was like as a side bitch he's like it was like years ago oh was he married

[01:24:35] or did he get some side i think it was before josel and he claims that brady he was like he's that

[01:24:41] fish or less trump's other many networks that mr smolida is under a potential investigation for

[01:24:47] you know concocting a story in pain is meant um oh sorry this is already a week old by the time

[01:24:51] this goes up so oh but i'm going to continue washing it if you guys want dude that's last day

[01:25:01] i want to suck some pussy for the cloud

[01:25:05] i'm gay i'm gay in my day i'm gay in my day i'm gay in my day i'm gay in my day i'm gay in my day

[01:25:10] the only thing josey small and skilled to you is is being addicted to that cloud loving cloud too

[01:25:17] much yeah that's he's what i like to call a cloud chase well look gay people love drama

[01:25:24] yeah right last night like dasha's gay friends at her birthday party were just like they were just

[01:25:30] like the faggot lied they were just like they were just going off like i do you have any like within

[01:25:36] your circles is there any conversation about like which one the jewish banking circles yeah that

[01:25:42] he's half jewish he is mullet his dad he's half white i know that really yeah well that's why he did it

[01:25:48] i mean well that makes sense yeah now you understand his now i get it yeah i think he did it because he's

[01:25:54] a singer you know a diva gay jew of course a gay singing black jew jew that's why i like the

[01:26:03] important stuff i don't know if it's true or not but there were people talking oh the other thing

[01:26:06] that i keep seeing on it's i keep like fucking like searching twitter for it so these dumbass

[01:26:11] conservatives keep like like here's the two nigerian brothers when they drop the charges and they

[01:26:16] post pictures of millie vanilly and millie vanilly it doesn't even make it doesn't make any sense

[01:26:22] they don't look like millie vanilly i guess they were lying is that the whole joke is millie vanilly

[01:26:26] was pretending to they were lip syncing but it's like a reference from like 200 years ago yeah it

[01:26:32] doesn't make any sense yeah i saw it really it makes zero i saw it really like nonsensical

[01:26:38] i guess just like well here's the picture of uh uh uh the nigerian brother and then it's just

[01:26:43] fucking like what tubs from yeah i saw like a maga a maga meme i guess he's a black guy

[01:26:54] there's a maga meme with the two nigerian brothers and it just said um it was like that feeling when

[01:27:00] america is so perfect that you have to pay nigerians to oppress you it's like that's not the moral

[01:27:09] that is that feeling when that is not that that is just trying to like them like trying to create

[01:27:16] a meme and like trying to put that into a meme context but it's actually like a convoluted like

[01:27:21] thought and opinion now are there any pictures of those guys cocks the nigerians i would love

[01:27:27] uh let's go let's go to the big computer looking up nigerian guys penis

[01:27:38] that's what i want to fucking know yeah they're gonna see those beautiful hard-ass

[01:27:43] chocolate dark chocolate cocks there's gotta it must be bad to be a bodybuilder with a little

[01:27:50] dick that must suck yeah because your body's so big and powerful and your dick is so little yeah

[01:27:54] but that's the small dick is what's powering you it's king in in the bodybuilder oh really yeah i

[01:28:00] didn't know that yeah that's why you're so into working out and going to the gym nik well i'm not

[01:28:05] a bodybuilder he's not bodybuilding he's in strength to train now oh i see and then that i'm all about

[01:28:10] picking up tires yes flipping them flipping tires flipping axles taking trees out of the roots yeah

[01:28:17] what's that sport? wearing a fake car what is that like scottish sport that they used to play on espian

[01:28:23] too like at like toss three a.m and you have like a big yeah like a big fucking like tree trunk and

[01:28:30] then you flip it over do you remember you remember what i was talking about that is that's like

[01:28:35] where it kills oh wow no it wasn't it wasn't like strong man it was like it was kind of like

[01:28:39] irish or scottish yeah yeah and they like they like the entire sport was just trying to throw

[01:28:46] a giant log and make it flip i don't know yeah i'm not sure whatever i couldn't tell you governor

[01:28:54] maybe watch the shit out of that wide world of like espian too like random sports they don't show

[01:29:01] those kind of things anymore they do your dumb out your poor ass don't have cable i don't i guess

[01:29:05] they put a little too much emphasis on the end yeah and this is much on the es the network european

[01:29:13] style pussy pussy yeah i don't know your pain style pussy that's my that's a hairy ass pussy yeah

[01:29:25] i was this one girl one time she goes there she just like taking her pants up she's like oh i'm

[01:29:29] european by the way it's like your pussy so circumcise yeah just oh you mean you just don't you're just

[01:29:35] pussy you're pussy stinks yeah yeah i'm your opinion and it smells bad you're literally not european yeah

[01:29:42] yeah yeah what's your European no she was like philipina

[01:29:47] yeah she wasn't european you're just saying yeah oh by the way i'm european it's european style

[01:29:54] yeah european style pussy yeah that's the term for big ass bush and then she's like hey european on

[01:30:01] my face i'm like i thought that's what you know i didn't piss on you didn't know this was when i

[01:30:07] was like 16 oh yeah i oh i remember i fucked yeah i actually fucked i fucked her i fucked her

[01:30:13] i fucked her pussy years off i fucked her so fast the friction melted her pussy years when a cartoon

[01:30:20] competing in the top of tailpies are backfires

[01:30:26] but i'm bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum me fucking workman like yeah

[01:30:33] brah brah um suck my dick and he hit my asshole i love that factory music oh yeah yeah oh damn

[01:30:41] we gotta wrap this up oh yeah how long we did hour 30 oh what yeah nice all right well i gotta

[01:30:47] eat dinner all right everyone thanks for coming to a funny mom's tomorrow i guess right tomorrow

[01:30:52] tonight eight p.m all right all right bye

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