Cum Town | Premium | 03/11/2019
[00:00:00] Hey, are you doing this is a man mark there and this is Duke come down and have a mental
[00:00:14] We are doing a special late recording of the premium episode.
[00:00:18] We prerecorded earlier in the week prior to all this.
[00:00:21] We felt that some of this stuff needed.
[00:00:24] We needed the premium subscribers to get a little extra.
[00:00:32] How hilarious the podcast was and how literally after doing come town less than 24 hours later
[00:00:43] I believe his wife left him it seems like and he was he like fought his manager canceled
[00:00:50] So Vinnie also did you hear he got a call from his doctor.
[00:01:00] And he's like, but I've never even have six.
[00:01:03] Do you remember when he said his girl was crazy because she had like five earrings.
[00:01:23] I mean, you can't easily this man easily the most hated guest.
[00:01:29] There's that girl that just like got on that train.
[00:01:33] I don't think we even introduced him on the show.
[00:01:37] People just heard his voice and they were like, I got to find out who this guy.
[00:01:51] Yeah, Kelly was D. She never got any backlash even.
[00:01:55] I don't think she even remembers what come town is at this point.
[00:02:13] I kind of don't remember what she looked like.
[00:02:22] It's a weed grinder with a fishing rod.
[00:02:40] They were going to bring it back for a third season.
[00:02:43] They just make their own tools to do surgery.
[00:02:47] I would have loved to have been a surgeon back then and be like, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:02:50] Because basically surgery was like open mic night.
[00:02:53] You're like, I'm going to try this out.
[00:02:54] I don't really know if it's going to go anywhere, but we'll see.
[00:03:01] Maybe well, I'll spend more time workshop.
[00:03:07] You know, it's like they just had training races.
[00:03:14] So everything inside of there is backwards.
[00:03:20] Everything is like a left hand side drive.
[00:03:24] You might as well do surgery on a dolphin.
[00:03:30] I just love that they make their own tools and shit.
[00:03:33] But yeah, how bad the surgery would get fucked up in that show is great.
[00:03:36] I mean, it opens with them performing that C section and then they kill the woman and
[00:03:40] then kill the baby and then the doctor kills himself.
[00:03:45] I would never see the show, but I'm in on that.
[00:03:50] We've probably talked about like top five.
[00:03:58] Out of any show we reference on the on the podcast, I think the new.
[00:04:02] There was a period where we talked about like every episode.
[00:04:06] Maybe we don't anymore, but we used to.
[00:04:11] People will come up to me on a show and like say a sentence and be like, ah, yeah.
[00:04:16] And then it's like, I'm like, I don't remember that.
[00:04:17] You're like, oh, you said it last week.
[00:04:20] Anyway, the only good part of the come town curse is that it appears to have left Jean
[00:04:32] That's the only that's the only redeeming time.
[00:04:42] That whole story arc of the whole thing was beautiful, man, because like like Bam, Marjara
[00:04:47] sort of represents what happens when an Italian doesn't just be Italian.
[00:04:52] When you try to venture outside of being a scape door into being goth, goth.
[00:04:57] I mean, it might work out with a Swedish metal band.
[00:05:02] But eventually you're going to do come town.
[00:05:04] And then it's the house of cards is a cumbling, though.
[00:05:12] He's and the thing is he's the three things.
[00:05:17] Everything you want fans, Italian fans.
[00:05:20] I have never told anyone to listen to the podcast every time anyone brings it up.
[00:05:34] And there's someone had already done like, I take, thank you.
[00:05:37] Whoever did that took the Jean Denappoli segment.
[00:05:40] And I've sent it to like eight of my friends.
[00:05:44] Here's the best thing we've ever done and the best thing we ever will do.
[00:05:48] I've legitimately been in like a three month depression and the cobwebs just cleared out
[00:05:56] Those 22 minutes with Jean Denappoli were some of the most beautiful of my life.
[00:06:11] Five minutes we had with him after were even better.
[00:06:15] Which we can't, you don't, even our beautiful premium subscribers.
[00:06:20] And are doing this bonus, bonus, bonus for.
[00:06:24] You don't get the, you don't get the, well, those are for the, there's part, there's
[00:06:29] Like when he talked about him and it's like his three old WAP friends where he's tried
[00:06:38] And he's like, what network you guys are.
[00:06:43] Like, just like, and all the money goes to the advertisers.
[00:06:49] We fucking, uh, fucking Mac welding every month.
[00:06:54] Thank you for letting us read your product descriptions.
[00:06:58] No, but his friend objected to it because nobody wants to hear that poop and calm stuff.
[00:07:07] But he's like, then I, then I meet you guys.
[00:07:09] I mean, I think we changed Jean's life.
[00:07:11] Who has been in the business 40 longer than we've been a lawyer.
[00:07:15] But Vinny, Vinny deserves a second chance.
[00:07:22] I mean, apparently Bam, like ripped up all of his money and pissed all over it.
[00:07:33] Uh, Bam took, covered me in glitter and then took all my money out of my pocket and ripped
[00:07:43] He closed it but like, guess what guys?
[00:07:47] He goes, he goes, he goes like, don't know how the journey got me here, but it's been
[00:07:55] There's this one video that might be taken down by now, but it's like Bam, like, I'll
[00:08:03] better see my fucking wife or I'm going to kill her some crazy shit.
[00:08:07] And then he just like puts the camera to Vinny real quick and he just like sticks his tongue
[00:08:16] It's so wrong for the tone of that video.
[00:08:27] Honestly, every, this is the reason the podcast existed and it's over now guys.
[00:08:34] It's the best thing that's ever happened to us.
[00:08:38] It was one and a half way around the world.
[00:08:44] I was expecting the Bam thing to be bad.
[00:08:45] I like, I assume we're always bad out of it.
[00:08:52] Like, you know, maybe not say anything and leave after 15 minutes.
[00:08:54] And, and I feel like for the most part it was pretty bad.
[00:08:58] And then, and, and, except when he was talking about Don Vito taking Dick Pills and hanging
[00:09:07] Well, I, I happen to think about his wife.
[00:09:09] Like, and I know that we're all like thinking about it selfishly or like, narcissistically,
[00:09:13] because we only met these people one time.
[00:09:15] So we think that we changed the course of their lives.
[00:09:17] But I happen to think that when, stop and I say goodbye to her and we say, congrats on
[00:09:24] Like simultaneously, there was like, she didn't look upset, but there was a look at her eye
[00:09:34] Some fat toothless guy in a Jewish caricature.
[00:09:41] I'm my fucking, I'm my fucked up pussy that my, what we got to do is we got to have
[00:09:54] And then afterwards, we all celebrate by attending one of Jean's shows.
[00:09:58] I just want to hear fucking blue shoes.
[00:10:11] It was so perfect that his life fell apart.
[00:10:15] I mean, I hope like, I hope that's not the last time I ever see Jean Denopoli.
[00:10:27] Maybe we fucking check out a gene show brother.
[00:10:34] Go to the fucking casino that won't allow him legally to perform at his own venue.
[00:10:46] It's an Italian guy whose name is Anthony.
[00:10:59] And so like, you know, he's at a place where they call his name out and they're like,
[00:11:33] We was having a good laugh, but yeah, it's the classimo.
[00:11:46] I used to do, in my head, I would always laugh about a real estate agent in Michael
[00:11:59] I've sold most of the houses in Sukkalkas myself.
[00:12:07] There's the, we got another guy that's like, he's worried about going to prison because
[00:12:16] He's like, I'm really worried about going to prison because I hear that they tease you
[00:12:23] Fortunately, I was, the police came to my house.
[00:12:27] I had been downloading child pornography.
[00:12:31] I was arraigned and sentenced to 10 years, but I've heard some nasty rumors that they
[00:12:41] And Mom always says I'm pretty sensitive.
[00:12:45] I hope I don't get teased while I'm in prison.
[00:12:48] Well, I'm serving my decade long sentence for child pornography.
[00:12:54] If those guys are rude, I just hope the guards can come over and listen to my complaints
[00:13:02] I just hope there's a guard nearby for me to tell.
[00:13:05] There's guards there to make sure that nobody just takes them.
[00:13:16] The guard just hitting him in the back end of his fucking the butt of his rifle.
[00:13:31] I was going to be like middle school all over again.
[00:13:38] That's why I got back at those girls by looking at pictures of women that look like them.
[00:13:43] By looking at girls that look like their size and masturbating to them.
[00:13:49] And arranging to meet a man to have sex with a child but being too scared, wanting to,
[00:13:55] but being too much of a coward to do it.
[00:14:01] That's the best kind of rapist is one that's it's not for moral reasons that they don't
[00:14:08] I'd say that's probably like 99% of men.
[00:14:11] Well, yeah, probably 99% of pedophiles are like that because they know what a pedophile
[00:14:19] I guess in a pedophile, it's more brave for fucking more.
[00:14:23] It's more weirdly like honorable than they are.
[00:14:30] Because it's like they have the disease.
[00:14:32] Yeah, they know they got the they got the hunger.
[00:14:38] Yeah, other than you know, Michael Jackson, who just was like, yeah, fucking I'm just
[00:14:46] I'm gonna even turn my house into an amusement park.
[00:14:50] At first, I'm gonna find how it was like all the stuff I like.
[00:14:54] And then when people accuse me of doing it when it's obvious that I'm doing it, I'm
[00:15:07] Listen, guys, Michael was there at the wrong place at the wrong time.
[00:15:13] His old child's like stadium that he built.
[00:15:16] It was the place that cat Williams bit about.
[00:15:21] It was like, he was like, yeah, I like bitches.
[00:15:22] He's like, listen, so in my house, I got shit that bitches like.
[00:15:27] Now, what did Michael have in his house?
[00:15:37] That's the true fucking the man who's got the.
[00:15:40] I mean, you wrote a song called Smooth Criminal.
[00:15:44] I have sex with little boys and I fuck their asses.
[00:15:48] And he's only five, but he's got an asshole like a pussy.
[00:15:57] The funniest part of that documentary is just making those kids do goatee.
[00:16:04] Now, how many people said it was like multi-part?
[00:16:10] Because they had to get on all the salacious details.
[00:16:13] I turned off like after like 40 minutes.
[00:16:15] Yeah, I watched 40 minutes and that was.
[00:16:16] I hear in the second part, they like, he like dumps them for like new cuter boys.
[00:16:22] And then they're like, but he didn't want to be my friend anymore.
[00:16:27] He doesn't even want to be friends with them.
[00:16:32] And here's the thing, what's funny is because like, my girlfriend was like, you know, like,
[00:16:36] she brought up the Corey, what's his name?
[00:16:44] She was like, well, why would he say innocent?
[00:16:47] And I was like, because Corey Feldman's the same kind of pedophile.
[00:16:54] So he's like, now I'm going to protect these kids and maybe take a peek.
[00:17:00] It's like the way you eat a chocolate bar that's not yours.
[00:17:08] And then lick, just take a taste and then close it and then protect this kid and keep
[00:17:16] He said that in 93, he was on the Today Show like when me two first popped off and he
[00:17:23] said in 93, he went to the Santa Barbara.
[00:17:26] And the sheriff's department like, he was like, we're not seeing this.
[00:17:28] He gave him a list of every single Hollywood pedophile and they were like, we're only interested
[00:17:35] And they were like, well, did Michael Jackson rape you?
[00:17:37] And he was like, no, Michael Jackson didn't rape me.
[00:17:39] But then he just came out this week and said he can't silence those guys who went through
[00:17:43] that just like he was silenced by the other guys who raped him by the.
[00:17:49] Do you think it was maybe a thing where it's like, you know how you won't, you don't want
[00:17:56] Maybe he was friends with Corey Feldman because Michael like pedophiles have boyfriends and
[00:18:03] it would have been rude to his pedophile friends.
[00:18:14] Oh, oh, George Lucas, you know, Spielberg are fucking there.
[00:18:22] George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Martin Sheen, Martin Sheen for sure.
[00:18:27] That's why Marley, the guy at the center of the whole thing.
[00:18:33] No, it's Martin Sheen is the guy that's the, that he brought it over from the Catholic
[00:18:41] He's the monkey that had AIDS that some guy fucked.
[00:18:44] No, I mean, yeah, he was sharing his kids with, who is those brothers that murdered their
[00:18:53] They fucked the menendez kids got passed around his boys to Hollywood.
[00:19:04] No, these are things I've thought about.
[00:19:07] I think they said that their parents, I just, I close my eyes and I get real.
[00:19:13] I just get into a real crime, crime solving state.
[00:19:20] Martin Sheen to me feels like the kind of guy that like is a pedophile in that he fucked
[00:19:30] That's just me going into a deprivation tank and then being carried out by assistants and
[00:19:33] then just like writing down a list of every Hollywood.
[00:19:36] And then just, yeah, and then just collapsing.
[00:20:00] Ian, Ian, Dick Allen, was like, maybe if Brian Singer and fucking what the other guy
[00:20:06] were allowed to commit the crimes in public, they wouldn't have been forced to abuse.
[00:20:13] He was like saying if they couldn't be open about being pedophile, if they were allowed
[00:20:16] to be open about being pedophiles, it would abuse people.
[00:20:25] Dude, they all are the whole fucking in the-
[00:20:26] Well, what Milo got in trouble for was saying that like, it's normal for gay people
[00:20:29] to like for an adult to fuck a 14 year old boy.
[00:20:34] A basically a call me by your name situation.
[00:20:36] Like, well he was 19 I guess in that movie,
[00:20:40] And Ian McKellen of course is like, is an old gay guy.
[00:20:46] One of the gayest, traditionally gay men alive, I would say.
[00:20:52] She's got everything British, Italian, and so on.
[00:20:55] Dude, when Gene, when I was like, can you just say,
[00:21:01] And he goes, I can, it would be disrespect.
[00:21:08] Because he wanted to, he wanted, he's our friend.
[00:21:10] Clearly in that moment, he wanted to please us.
[00:21:17] It would be disrespectful to Elvis Presley.
[00:21:24] He loved his mutter, and he loved his country.
[00:21:27] And when he went in the military, that's what made him famous.
[00:21:37] I just want to have him like, can we hire him as our intern?
[00:21:42] He loses hundreds of thousands of dollars.
[00:21:47] We should hire him to play your birthday party, dude.
[00:21:54] She was telling me that she had like a fucking Elvis-themed party,
[00:22:10] I didn't even want to have a birthday part of this here.
[00:22:20] It's good to Tatiana's and be like, listen,
[00:22:23] Listen, take this gay Russian shit off the stage.
[00:22:28] We got a real entertainer here for you.
[00:22:29] Is that where you would say with Josh's birthday party?
[00:22:35] Dude, it was one of the best nights of my life.
[00:22:39] It's like they put on this insane, it says on the thing,
[00:22:48] But it was like, they were doing fucking magic.
[00:22:54] It was kind of like a dance review through the world.
[00:22:59] But it was Russian stereotypes of different parts of the world.
[00:23:03] So they had an Asian section, but it was like the Russian eye
[00:23:08] They had a Middle Eastern dance segment.
[00:23:19] Yeah, they had like a Middle Eastern dance number.
[00:23:39] What do you mean, the Southern Hemisphere?
[00:23:41] It's the biggest fucking continent in the world.
[00:23:47] It's like if we said North American culture.
[00:23:50] They know what we mean when we say Asian.
[00:24:08] Indian people just need to shut the hell off.
[00:24:16] It's like this whole week of the anti-Semitism.
[00:24:20] The biggest Jew out there, Megan McCain, dude.
[00:24:28] Yeah, and then that dude, Eli drew that cartoon of her
[00:24:34] And then she was like, because everyone's like,
[00:24:49] I mean, look at comedy sort of peaked in the early 1990s,
[00:24:54] right around the time of the invention and proliferation
[00:25:02] Also, you had the greatest, I mean, fat guys really reached
[00:25:09] They had to figure out the right recipe to keep them alive.
[00:25:15] But anyone can do that much drugs and be fine.
[00:25:34] Did you see Joy Behar fucking dunked on her afterwards?
[00:25:39] Because the next episode, someone was telling her
[00:25:43] And she's like, I'm John McCain's daughter.
[00:25:48] And then Joy Behar said whatever, Wop name her dad.
[00:25:50] He's like, I'm Johnny, you know, you know, Denapoli.
[00:26:01] They look like, oh, so what do you mean?
[00:26:14] I guess because he was friends with Joseph Lieberman.
[00:26:17] Because he's friends with one of the worst Jews.
[00:26:24] I mean, he's responsible for the deaths of so many people.
[00:26:28] He kept calling Vietnamese people gooks, right?
[00:26:36] Break your arms, you're allowed to fight.
[00:26:38] Didn't he call all Vietnamese people goog?
[00:26:51] Like she is, she literally just his daughter, right?
[00:26:59] She's more talented than Chelsea Clinton.
[00:27:00] Chelsea Clinton's had half a job in her entire life.
[00:27:05] Did you hear the John McCain couldn't do the job?
[00:27:07] John McCain broke his arms trying to pick up his daughter's tits.
[00:27:18] Yeah, it's just a cover from the Beable Say Good.
[00:27:21] He tried to pick his daughter's huge tits up and they shattered.
[00:27:28] She's also married to a Republican gay guy.
[00:27:31] I think he's, I think it's pretty much how you said that was a guy.
[00:27:37] Well, John McCain got that brain tumor from trying to push the thought of his daughter's
[00:27:42] giant tits out of his head while masturbating every day of his life.
[00:27:48] And it was so hard, it was such hard mental work for his brain that it broke.
[00:27:52] He got a brain cancer, attacks against his brain.
[00:27:57] He had to block out that section of his brain that knew what his daughter's huge cans look
[00:28:03] Did you hear what happened with their mom?
[00:28:06] She was at the airport and she reported this woman for her child, for human trafficking,
[00:28:14] because the child she was with was a different race.
[00:28:17] She reported one with an adopted, I think, black daughter.
[00:28:22] That was a, it's a d'woke take I saw on the internet.
[00:28:25] It was like, you know, like just people shaking their shit, SMH, and white families that adopt
[00:28:31] It's like, oh, I guess they should just stay in Africa and join the army next year.
[00:28:37] They were chaining them for adopting black kids.
[00:28:39] When white families adopt, like, that's a bad thing.
[00:28:46] That's like when, wokeness is fully broken your brain.
[00:28:51] I mean, this whole week is just driven me crazy because this fucking, I will say there should
[00:28:54] be, there should be an adoption, like draft where it's like, you get adopted.
[00:28:59] Why do you get to go right to a rich family?
[00:29:01] I should get to go to a rich family and you get to live with my shitty Greek family.
[00:29:07] The most undesirable kids could go to the rich.
[00:29:10] Yeah, well, no, no, you get bumped up one level.
[00:29:13] It's like, just a house is good enough if you came from like a war-torn country.
[00:29:19] You know, and then I get to fucking go to a house with like love.
[00:29:22] Yeah, yeah, we're just like, yeah, exactly.
[00:29:27] Poor American kids get to go up one level.
[00:29:29] You get to just be a poor American kid way better than you'd be.
[00:29:33] What's the deal with women after the register for the draft now?
[00:29:38] Or well, some like judge ruled it unconstitutional that only men can register.
[00:29:45] The justification was that like women couldn't serve in combat roles and they shouldn't be
[00:29:48] qualified for the draft, but now they can serve in combat roles.
[00:29:52] So there's no justification for not having them register.
[00:29:56] But we haven't had a draft since like what, 1972?
[00:30:00] I want women to be drafted in the ward just so I can marry a woman and then cheat on her
[00:30:07] I'm really sorry about this, but there's a girl with huge tits here.
[00:30:15] Her and her all of her friends over there and I don't know, fucking Russia or wherever.
[00:30:21] And they're in like Kazakhstan and the fucking mountains being shot at.
[00:30:27] She's like, thanks for leaving me and they're like, ah, man, they're all the same.
[00:30:36] Sucking a huge pair of his huge pair of draft, dodging tits.
[00:30:41] They're like, Oh, this big titted, we don't dodge in the draft.
[00:30:45] Getting four F's because of their huge, huge tits.
[00:30:52] Just making me kidding, crying on the news.
[00:30:54] I would have served, but my tits are too big.
[00:31:03] She like took the L so hard because she called that drawing, that cartoon anti-Semitic.
[00:31:07] If she said it was fat shaming, she had him.
[00:31:10] She had him right there by the numbers, but she fucking bricked it so hard.
[00:31:15] She didn't say it because she doesn't think she's fat.
[00:31:21] There's only two sizes of Republican women.
[00:31:27] There's nothing but leg veins and like feet bones.
[00:31:37] 16 pumps, which is all just all kinds of like foot and foot tendon and veins going on.
[00:31:47] I don't know how this is appealing to you.
[00:31:57] I will say, Megan McCain does have some big ass titties.
[00:32:16] I bet you could get close if you tried, buddy.
[00:32:28] When you Google Megan McCain Tits, one of the results is Megan McCain talks horrible
[00:32:33] grief in coping with her father's death.
[00:32:44] The one thing I'll miss most is being able to see my daughter's giant titties.
[00:32:51] If there's one thing I wish I could take with me in heaven is my daughter's giant milky
[00:33:19] She said that she got married to that guy because of Trump.
[00:33:22] Because he's like one of those like, I don't like Trump conservative guys.
[00:33:30] They were like, we got married because we were so stressed out about Trump about how
[00:33:34] we might not have to pay taxes on our parents.
[00:33:45] Should we just steal, if the, should we just steal the estate tax, become Robin Hood's,
[00:33:54] I would love to just, I would love to take Wyatt co-cossage one day.
[00:34:01] Just fucking put a little girdle on him and ride him around like a pig.
[00:34:10] I've never watched that Wyatt coke video recently, which I think I played it out.
[00:34:14] Like in the week it dropped, I watched it like a thousand times.
[00:34:18] But I totally forgot about the drawing that he's doing of the shirts.
[00:34:22] Like he's like designing the shirts, but it looks like the drawing of the leprechaun
[00:34:26] in that like, yeah, in the like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:34:30] This amateur sketch, it's like looks like like a, like a four year old.
[00:34:40] A lot of people have a job because just to keep this guy busy, just like these shirts
[00:34:47] are like the boardroom or the discotheca or the yacht.
[00:34:54] We got to convince Megan McCain that the only way to save Israel is by showing her tits
[00:35:02] Can you write a letter to Joe Lieberman's office?
[00:35:05] The one thing I wanted my daughter to do.
[00:35:27] So big that the Ariolas are now the same color as the rest of the team.
[00:35:34] Where your Ariolas have colonized the rest of your tits.
[00:35:39] I love to do to the entire Middle East.
[00:35:44] Didn't John McCain call his wife a cunt?
[00:35:49] She was running for prison on the straight talk express.
[00:35:56] That's why I remember doing that as like a bit when I fucking first started coming.
[00:36:26] We don't need a AOC as long as you got a lawn.
[00:36:34] And if it comes out that she's like literally as an Islamic fundamentalist and like an ISIS
[00:36:46] If she like finessed it to the like got sent over here by ISIS, one a fucking congressional
[00:36:53] I wanted to get into the Senate and one of six year term starts just like hit him with
[00:36:57] some real like I'm an ISIS you mother fucker.
[00:37:02] I mean they'd actually immediately arrest her and shit.
[00:37:07] But there's nothing wrong with being an ISIS.
[00:37:11] There's nothing wrong with being a guy, you know?
[00:37:15] Well, see, it feels like it is now, man.
[00:37:20] As you know, 85% of our audience is first responder.
[00:37:28] As you know, 85% of our audience is firefighter lesbians.
[00:37:44] No, but I'm thinking about some of my car.
[00:37:46] They all got like Jerry curl mullets and shit.
[00:37:47] I'm thinking of Melissa McCarthy, a character.
[00:37:56] She got some movie where she's like forges letters by authors.
[00:38:02] She was nominated for the Oscar for that.
[00:38:07] I look like a fucking snoozer to me, pal.
[00:38:22] First Reformed was the best movie I want to see.
[00:38:25] I haven't watched like a regular theatrical lease, middle of the road fucking movie, since
[00:38:38] It was like the last, the last like just fucking theatrical release just the studio.
[00:38:42] Did you see the, did you see the favorite?
[00:38:59] I got to go to the gym after this, but then after I'm.
[00:39:13] I like the way that it makes my head hurt and I get busy.
[00:39:16] You know, I borrow one not saying I need.
[00:39:27] So the code, like our code thing doesn't work.
[00:39:31] To the audience, there is a, we're not doing read for them right now, but there is a sign
[00:39:36] Oh, is that why I haven't gotten a shipment in months?
[00:39:38] Well, yeah, yeah, because they changed it, but now it works.
[00:39:42] We're like, I had to just put in my credit card and email the marketing department and
[00:39:48] They'll just, they just charge it and refund it to me.
[00:39:53] So you do the Viagra one or the Cialis one?
[00:39:55] Cialis one is great because you take it the beginning of the day.
[00:40:04] So are you ready to admit you're coming to the blue chufold?
[00:40:07] No, I just think that gaming for four hours a day, my libido isn't where it's dropping.
[00:40:17] Red Dead feels like it's my, my boners are.
[00:40:19] I have to say from like just since my birthday, I haven't, yeah, it's been almost, it's been
[00:40:31] Just dick pills and I'm getting high as shit.
[00:40:36] My dick has actually been getting hard.
[00:40:47] Get in this step, but I am fat as shit.
[00:40:55] I'm the fat enough that my cock shouldn't, you know, wouldn't work a little bit.
[00:40:59] And so it's nice to know that perhaps if I just aren't that this fat, my cock will work
[00:41:08] I just, you know, I fight those little school boys and it just, I don't get horny in the
[00:41:13] Are you, are you playing a lot of red dead?
[00:41:21] I checked my status and I'm like 28% through the story.
[00:41:25] And I've been playing like 15 hours now.
[00:41:32] I only, I only got as far as like when they first move camp the first time.
[00:41:40] So I'm still in like that Louisiana area and I did maybe two of the missions.
[00:41:45] I think my honor is bad because I just asked when I first started playing, I just,
[00:41:49] ran over people with my horse all the time.
[00:41:55] I didn't realize the game was auto saving.
[00:41:57] So I would go on rampages and just fucking like murder.
[00:42:02] And then, you know, fucking loaded the game.
[00:42:19] And that came out like, I mean, it came out.
[00:42:24] I still, I have GTA five and I got bored with the story in that too.
[00:42:28] But you, I like just, I have an arounder shooting, keep it around and fucking shit up.
[00:42:34] I like, that's why I like Gran Turismo.
[00:42:35] I like just fucking simulating races and, you know, it's nice.
[00:42:40] I used to love playing Madden and just hot laps.
[00:42:43] Being in the front office and making front office moves.
[00:42:46] And making hot cakes and doing hot laps.
[00:42:51] How do you eat end game at the same time?
[00:42:53] I've been trying to figure that out too.
[00:42:56] I put something in the microwave, like hit pause real quick, put in the microwave, microwave,
[00:43:03] Well, this is a question for our listeners.
[00:43:12] Yeah, at 31 years old, I've decided to.
[00:43:15] To ruin my pretty decent life that I've gone on.
[00:43:20] It'd be funny if Dasha uses video gaming as an excuse to leave you.
[00:43:25] She's not, she doesn't, she's like, you do not listen.
[00:43:36] Also when I really get in the zone, maybe I'll fucking, maybe I'll get to the next fee
[00:43:43] I'll get to the next fee for the come out.
[00:43:45] Um, maybe I'll play some fucking NBA 2K.
[00:43:57] People say it gets repetitive, but the part I've played is nice, dude.
[00:44:00] I've played it on my friends as a sick.
[00:44:05] I wonder if there's a new Garfield game coming out.
[00:44:11] Was there a dark, triple A Garfield game?
[00:44:13] You just have to check your lasagna stats.
[00:44:35] I mean, I used to go to an arcade and play.
[00:44:42] But my pleasant memories of going to arcades is that your dick gets sucked afterwards.
[00:44:46] And then you both pretend like you had fun at the arcade.
[00:44:50] Because it's like, I don't know about you, but I'm at the age where I just missed arcades.
[00:45:01] Mine is, my memory of that Simpsons game is from Chuck E. Cheese's.
[00:45:04] The Chuck E. Cheese's in, I don't remember where, I think it was Gold North Point or some
[00:45:09] And it was like the like cool adult game.
[00:45:15] Like all the babies are playing whatever Chuck E. Cheese game, but it's like you're cool.
[00:45:22] And then like a bunch of like eight year olds are like, yeah, you're a baby.
[00:45:29] I was having lunch with Christina today.
[00:45:39] Like I got to meet up with my friends from elementary school.
[00:45:42] I mean, no, they're in elementary school.
[00:45:47] Pete and Elders are literally my friends from elementary school.
[00:45:53] I was eating lunch with Christina today in a park slope and a baby came up to me.
[00:45:58] She like she, she saw me through the window and like pointed at me and like waved at
[00:46:02] And I think it's because I look like a giant.
[00:46:04] I think, I think a babe was like, yo, there's a big ass.
[00:46:10] It was like waving and like, her parents literally had to like pick her up and like,
[00:46:15] she's like, thought I was a giant baby.
[00:46:24] I'm still thinking about Megan McCann's.
[00:46:43] Just pulling the bed sheet over her arms so you don't have to look at him.
[00:46:55] Your arms look like a 14 year old thighs.
[00:47:21] Remember how everyone thought she was hot?
[00:47:39] That's what caused the Watts riots, I think.
[00:47:45] There was that report that said that Cindy Crawford had small teeth and they burned their
[00:48:37] I remember how a free calendar I got from Blockbuster when I was a kid.
[00:48:40] Every month was a movie and eraser was one month and then the one after that I think
[00:48:43] was some movie with her and like Steven Baldwin.
[00:48:52] You're listening to the titty review pod.
[00:48:59] I mean, I was talking about Cindy Crawford's tits.
[00:49:03] We're like, yeah, we fuck Cindy Crawford in her prime.
[00:49:18] I haven't decided if I would be sexually pleased.
[00:49:27] I haven't decided yet whether I would fuck.
[00:49:36] Actually, I remember beating off to this picture when I was like, literally like nine.
[00:49:57] That was the part that I identified with most of that Michael Jackson documentary.
[00:50:01] It's like, and then I ejaculated and it wasn't sperm, but it was like a clear liquid.
[00:50:10] No, I started beating off because my friends started beating off and I got jealous that
[00:50:27] I thought I was the smartest person in the world.
[00:50:34] You still be off and tell yourself how smart you are.
[00:50:37] It's a more accurate portrait of a young Adam Friedland.
[00:51:09] Now, dude, if you look at the nude pictures of city Crawford enough, just other naked
[00:51:19] Dude, someone named Judith Garro's got really big tits.
[00:51:37] The real where they decide if tits are real or not.
[00:51:44] Who's like Cindy Crawford for old men, like Rockell Welch?
[00:51:48] The property brothers, and they go around telling bitches that they own them.
[00:52:00] Damn, I guess Rockell Welch could still get it.
[00:52:13] When's the last time she was nude somewhere?
[00:52:16] Do you know that Joe Cascold account on Twitter?
[00:52:19] They posted a picture of Seven of Nine.
[00:52:31] The things I would do to that, man, this podcast is great.
[00:52:40] This is all double bonus for you, assholes.
[00:52:43] We're going to run out the clock talking about who we want to fuck.
[00:52:46] Yeah, I'll release that other episode we also recorded that is equally as bad.
[00:53:06] You had a bread-ache from eating too much bread.
[00:53:08] You want to go back in with some bread puns?
[00:53:12] I watched this fucking documentary the other day called Rape in a Small Town.
[00:53:21] This old woman that looks like Dr. Zaius.
[00:53:23] But she's old, so she's like, well, and you know, I would leave the front door open and
[00:53:29] I would leave a light on because I had a tenant that I was renting a room out to.
[00:53:34] And so I went to bed like I usually do when I was in bed.
[00:53:42] Oh, it's not her recounting like a story from when she was a young lady.
[00:53:46] She was like, she's like, man, I am so boring.
[00:53:51] Maybe about two o'clock in the morning and there was a figure standing up my bed.
[00:53:57] He wouldn't come into my room, especially not without asking.
[00:54:01] And then he had more of a bushy figure.
[00:54:03] And then I noticed, you know, he came up to the bed and he put his hands on me.
[00:54:08] And I thought, oh, well, he's going to rob me.
[00:54:12] And then he picked me up and he looked like he was fondling me.
[00:54:16] And I said, young man, I'm an old woman.
[00:54:20] And then he bent me over the bed and lifted up my neck out.
[00:54:27] And he took a quite a long time for me to be able to do it or whatever.
[00:54:39] And then he started, he began penetrating me and it reminded me of my friend Nancy, who
[00:54:45] I go to needlepoint classes with me and her originally bonded because we had known a man
[00:54:53] named Mr. Gregory who would deliver the mail.
[00:54:59] So you would have to go down to the post office and say, oh, where was I?
[00:55:06] And then half the thing is about her paintings and like her fucking like dumbass, like New
[00:55:12] England son that's like, uh, yeah, I mean, like when I got the phone call and they told
[00:55:19] me that Florence was raped, it blew my mind.
[00:55:22] I mean, of all the things I thought, you know, I never thought my, the Florence would be
[00:55:29] All the things they could say, oh, she died.
[00:55:35] That makes sense, but to tell me she was raped, I, you know, I didn't know.
[00:55:43] It's like, it's almost like a sketch that isn't really not quite there.
[00:55:47] It'd be like if you tried to like just describe what comedy is to like, if you got like a
[00:55:54] computer come up with like a, like, sort of an avant-garde comedy.
[00:55:58] It's funny because old women don't get old women do not get raped.
[00:56:03] So there is a funny regional accent and she recounts the rape in a boring way.
[00:56:09] That's, they're, they're close to being hilarious there.
[00:56:13] Oh, no, it is very funny because then she gets mad because the guy who raped her, you
[00:56:17] got a plea deal and like only got 12 years, you know, um, and she's like, I want him to
[00:56:25] And then she was like, it's like her, her war with the fucking prosecutor's office in
[00:56:30] the local, where the state state government to get.
[00:56:33] It's stricter laws passed, but her like, you know, she talks about it like they fucking,
[00:56:39] you know, well, they move the sunflower seeds to the back of the store.
[00:56:43] And for 20 years, they were at the front of the store and me and my friends, we would
[00:56:48] go in there and we'd get the sunflower seeds at the front of the store and all the way
[00:56:54] And so I wrote a letter and I said, put the sunflower seeds back where they were.
[00:57:06] Well, they didn't think that they, the prosecution didn't want to like charge him with like a
[00:57:12] Cause like they were worried that if it went to trial, they wouldn't be able to prove that
[00:57:17] Cause it's like, who would rape an old woman?
[00:57:20] He's like, yeah, I'd like broke in and tied her up.
[00:57:24] And then he would just be charged with burglary.
[00:57:27] Didn't they do like a rape kit or some shit?
[00:57:29] He did a rape kit, but he like wore a condom.
[00:57:40] I like to imagine that it's a, it's a sequel to a hundred and one Dalmatians.
[00:57:50] Well, then I was like, you killed Pongo or tried to or something.
[00:57:53] Yeah, she didn't kill any dogs in that.
[00:57:57] And now I got some for you, you old bitch.
[00:58:09] How bad does she want that fucking coat?
[00:58:18] Is the child from that movie growing up?
[00:58:31] Roger just like owns Pongo or whatever.
[00:58:36] Well, if there was a child, he grows up and then he's like, I'm going to rape you.
[00:58:40] Damn dude, there's honestly so many girls with big tits on the internet.
[00:58:44] I was just looking at Rock Hill Welch's tippies back in the day.
[00:58:47] She might have had the most perfect titties of all time.
[00:58:51] So my name, Danny Hardwood, has pretty good.
[00:58:55] This just keeps going to different women with babies.
[00:58:58] Remember that scene in True Detective season?
[00:59:14] It's just a shame that someday you'll become a, you'll betray us by becoming an old woman.
[00:59:23] You'll betray the trust of men by becoming a bitch.
[00:59:39] Raquel Welch has no, but a lot of these are fakes though.
[00:59:46] Jerry Ryan, Mary Paul Ryan, is that her?
[00:59:49] She married that guy, Ryan from Illinois State Senate who gave up his seat in Obama.
[01:00:02] Once again, you're listening to the titties.
[01:00:07] Did you guys ever googled like reviews?
[01:00:09] The titty look at the best titties of all time.
[01:00:36] Here's a Reddit post called Best Hits to Waste Ratio You Will Ever Find.
[01:00:48] Why don't you show us the picture and stop being fucking asshole.
[01:00:58] You call her up and tell her we fucked her already?
[01:01:03] Damn, there's so many horrible fakes with Jerry Ryan.
[01:01:14] Look how clearly it's like the completely wrong.
[01:01:18] The heck is going in the other direction?
[01:01:22] I used to feed off the fake Britney Spears.
[01:01:23] These actresses that are like, I will never degrade myself.
[01:01:27] And then Adobe is like, too bad, bitch.
[01:01:39] Yeah, you can see like Hermione getting fucked.
[01:01:47] All right, we got to find a way to talk about do something else.
[01:01:56] Is that what Trump is complaining about?
[01:02:06] How about an Indian girl named Deep Fake?
[01:02:09] And she's like, stop making videos of me having sex.
[01:02:14] When these white boys keep making videos of me having sex, they're like, deep fake, pre-the
[01:02:21] deep fake is the greatest comedian that anyone has ever seen ever.
[01:02:26] No one's ever been funny until pre-the deep fake hit the scene with their classic, do
[01:02:37] Apparently Sanders is literally massive.
[01:02:47] Ooh, now they're going to know who you're talking about.
[01:02:51] There's so many of those types of Indian girls.
[01:02:53] I mean, it's so generic it could be any of them.
[01:03:16] The way you would be to have gay sex is probably.
[01:03:26] Can you just please shut the fuck up while I fuck your ass?
[01:03:40] It's like a baby's hand going into a cookie jar stealing all the cookies.
[01:03:47] I have this, this Indian lift driver last night.
[01:03:57] We're driving through, through South Boomsburg and all the classes we're walking around.
[01:04:02] I had a live driver yesterday named Ashfock.
[01:04:18] I was like, yeah, I actually recorded it without his permission.
[01:04:32] I love recording those guys without their permission.
[01:04:37] The women, the women are all beautiful women.
[01:04:40] These guys are cuckoo walking around with the hats.
[01:04:52] This is Kalli Walli, the other way from India.
[01:04:54] He said, I heard these cuckoo guys only have sex with their wife once a year.
[01:05:00] What you're doing what you're doing start up them pussy twice
[01:05:06] And then he what else did he say he was saying some wow shit, I fuck he's a good
[01:05:10] I see them, but I see them look at me and think they better than me
[01:05:18] Yeah, now it's foolish make him these cool guys. Yeah, I love that guy I
[01:05:23] Love I yeah, sounds like you love anti-semitism and then I was like did I was like well
[01:05:29] I heard that they have sex through a sheet
[01:05:31] They like put a hole in a sheet and then they have sex with their wives and he's like what the fuck you talk
[01:05:38] I heard that they they take a sheet and they put a hole in it and then he's like what how do they how do I have sex with
[01:05:45] That wife in the hole and I was like well they put their penis through the hole. He's like he's these rights
[01:05:50] I was like yeah, he's like wait. He's like where you hear this and I was like I was like I don't know
[01:05:56] I've just heard it around. He's like on the Facebook
[01:06:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was on Facebook. Yeah, it is like I look he's like I hear so crazy fucked up things on the physical
[01:06:17] And then Ian rolls up on you. Yeah. Hey, what's going on? No, it's your wife's mail
[01:06:31] Come on come in this Jewish girls pussy
[01:06:47] Jewish women hiring you so they don't have to fuck their husbands
[01:06:52] They sneak in right at the last they sneak in right at the last night
[01:07:20] Damn hey, I'm Vinny and this is get all my money ripped up and
[01:07:29] Yeah, hopefully hopefully Phil can pay for the rest of the tour
[01:07:37] They got canceled well bam trashes his Spencer's gifts mansion
[01:07:45] After Bell goes into the West the West Wing he has a beast like breakdown where he trashes his
[01:07:55] How does it feel to know you destroyed a wedding marriage Adam?
[01:08:01] I think it was you man. Yeah, when I said congrats on the pussy. We both said that
[01:08:06] General demeanor because I Alfred Bam, Margarita
[01:08:09] She could be my wife now. She's yours dude. That could be my baby
[01:08:13] Would you raise you raise the babies your own?
[01:08:23] Yeah, this is my son to son loves cruises
[01:08:34] Damn that kid damn he loves this is his favorite rap song
[01:08:38] My baby loves to change and he's playing in the kids not even reacting
[01:08:53] I'm gonna fucking think about that on my deathbed
[01:08:58] Yeah moving the not even speaking on Mike for like seven minutes
[01:09:03] Yeah, apparently he like beat up that manager too
[01:09:12] Yeah, like bloodied his face that manager was douchebag
[01:09:16] Did he say anything to you? No, how's he a douchebag man?
[01:09:19] This is what his clothes when he was wearing it
[01:09:30] After thinking about it for now 72 hours
[01:09:35] And like he invented pushing a shopping cart into a wall
[01:09:39] While your friend is sitting in it, right?
[01:09:44] But yeah, he put enough times for him to be just so fucked up
[01:09:47] It's just so funny the amount of kids that were like
[01:09:52] Oh my god, me and my friends are CKEY2K
[01:10:20] Just beating off the pictures of Michael Jackson and copying his dance moves
[01:10:27] Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
[01:10:34] I'm just hearing Michael Jackson blasting
[01:10:41] You better not be thinking about getting molested there
[01:10:44] Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
[01:10:53] I'm gonna be fucking molested by Michael Jackson
[01:10:58] Can't you at least do jackass with your friends?
[01:11:11] Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
[01:11:24] It seems like they had romantic relationships
[01:11:33] Michael Jackson was making love to those boys.
[01:11:38] That's why Corey Feldman went to bad for him.
[01:11:39] It's because literally these are like fucking,
[01:11:48] I would never do anything to hurt them.
[01:11:51] I mean, like they probably are not only,
[01:11:54] I don't know what the fucking pedaphilic,
[01:12:00] Cause there's a lot of pedophiles that have like wives
[01:12:03] that they love, but then they also like, you know.
[01:12:10] Their wives are buying teen beat magazines for them.
[01:12:13] And then there's people that are attracted to women,
[01:12:16] but they have romantic relationships with their own.
[01:12:19] It's like, just up all night on the phone with a six year old.
[01:12:34] Yeah, I found out my husband was cheating on me
[01:12:51] But I don't know man, seriously though,
[01:12:52] you watched that fucking documentary and they were like,
[01:12:54] and then me and Michael had sex on the tiny train.
[01:13:26] Yeah, you can tell off by how soft she is.
[01:13:46] Well, like, it would be great to get HIV
[01:13:48] and then you hook up with people and you're like,
[01:13:52] well, there's no way to actually test if it's feline
[01:13:59] So I have a feeling it's only the feline HIV.
[01:14:05] No, it's a completely different disease.
[01:14:11] Yeah, one of them you get from bad pussy
[01:14:16] We got to eradicate this terrible disease.
[01:14:34] Hey, y'all here about this mega McCam bitch.
[01:14:40] Papa done kill himself because his bitch,
[01:14:43] his baby bitch, he's a potato too damn big.
[01:14:46] RIP John McCain died thinking about how big his
[01:14:55] We originally had to go get eye surgery
[01:14:59] You know, like, well, that's going to be burned
[01:15:06] A couple of B-52's flying through reminded him
[01:15:14] My daughter's titch made me think I could see myself
[01:15:26] Yeah, if you're out there, you're listening.
[01:15:44] You've been hit by, you've been struck by a pedophile.
[01:15:49] You've been hit by, you've been struck by a pedophile.
[01:15:55] I heard that, which doesn't make any sense
[01:15:56] because it's like you just did the voice
[01:15:59] They're basically calling them a pedophile.
[01:16:01] As we know, most mentally ill people are also pedophile.
[01:16:05] That's why if you've ever been to therapy,
[01:16:07] that's the thing you can just go on Twitter and say.
[01:16:10] Anybody that has, anybody that has mentally ill
[01:16:13] in their bio, you wanna just let those people know
[01:16:16] Anyone that brags about having mental illness on Twitter,
[01:16:19] you should just reply by saying, you fuck you.
[01:16:43] Thank you so much for listening to Late Night Epi.
[01:16:45] Imagine having a room in your house that you used
[01:16:49] And then you're a billionaire because of it.
[01:16:56] It's crazy how revered art is when it's mostly bullshit.
[01:17:02] He's created cars that are literally saving lives.
[01:17:11] Equally is rich because of the auto driving shit.
[01:17:17] This guy pulls out into an intersection and then the car just stops on a fucking dime
[01:17:27] I don't know if he's driving cars, but he's got hair plugs that look kind of okay.
[01:17:31] Well, even then, I was mostly joking about the car's save lives thing.
[01:17:35] But like, you turn around a guy like Michael Jackson literally rapes children and he came
[01:17:40] I don't know if you're like, he's a hero.
[01:17:48] He should be allowed to make love to those kids.
[01:17:50] And when he was five years old, he was not a lot...
[01:17:58] And it makes sense that he was trying to recapture that childhood the rest of his life.
[01:18:01] I'm not putting a talk in a young boy's ass.
[01:18:03] Well, first of all, I also say that he's innocent of those crimes.
[01:18:07] Anyway, listen, come here, Adam's takes on pedophiles and why they're actually good.
[01:18:14] What the fuck was going on with that friendship between Corey Feldman and Michael Jackson?
[01:18:19] What does a hang between those two guys?
[01:18:28] So it's the way you hang out with your friends, girlfriend, or like you get brunch sometimes
[01:18:35] His movie producer friends were fucked.
[01:18:48] Well, come see us in DC, March 30th, two shows, stand up show at 8 p.m., live podcast
[01:18:58] It's going to be great when we sell like 10 tickets to that show.
[01:19:04] After selling out the black cat and we get back and it's just fucking empty.
[01:19:12] Honestly, dude, if that happens, I'm like, all right, let's pack it up.
[01:19:38] So the 26th guy, broosh naga, broosh naga.
[01:19:44] Like his daughter was sex trafficked this afternoon.
[01:19:58] Brisegaz, nimean, and josegaz, african gaz.
[01:20:03] All right, I'm at north bar Chicago, the 22nd.
[01:20:08] I'm at Puddler's Hall, Milwaukee, the 23rd.
[01:20:12] And then in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, the 24th, we are at the plus.
[01:20:18] I don't know that I think that's the name of the venue.
[01:20:26] It's your name on the piece of paper when you get your fucking HIV
[01:20:31] And shout out to all the BVWs and HIV positives.
[01:20:44] And I'm trying to think of what else we need.
[01:20:49] If you haven't gotten tickets, go online.
[01:20:51] On March 11th, we got some fucking phenomenal comics that we can't name
[01:20:56] because it's a secret and not we haven't booked them.