[00:00:00] So, Susgubi took scrappy in?

[00:00:02] I don't know.

[00:00:03] After his parents were...

[00:00:04] He was way more of a capable guy.

[00:00:06] What's...

[00:00:07] This is the Adam's Sandwich Review podcast.

[00:00:11] Where I take a look at the left half of the sandwich as per use.

[00:00:13] I think he's opened Adam's sandwich up.

[00:00:16] He's like, now he's taking a bite.

[00:00:17] No, I'm just looking at it.

[00:00:18] No, he is taking a bite indeed.

[00:00:21] Why is the bread yellow?

[00:00:23] It's turmeric bread.

[00:00:24] Turmeric.

[00:00:24] It was good, dude.

[00:00:25] Yeah, I liked it.

[00:00:26] I had a tuna sandwich there. It was very good.

[00:00:29] That place had a little sinister edge to it.

[00:00:33] You said this also, but I didn't find it sinister.

[00:00:37] I find it...

[00:00:38] There's a white Yacupian devil.

[00:00:41] You don't think...

[00:00:42] We went to...

[00:00:43] That's making all the money.

[00:00:44] What Adam is referring to is we went to a restaurant slash coffee shop

[00:00:48] that was staffed by all African Americans.

[00:00:50] It's a black on business.

[00:00:52] Is it black on?

[00:00:53] Once again, Adam has the wrong read on the situation.

[00:00:55] Alright.

[00:00:56] That's why I'm asking...

[00:00:57] Adam finds it so crazy that maybe...

[00:00:58] No, no, no.

[00:00:59] That black people have been having an awesome...

[00:01:01] No, that's what I was saying.

[00:01:02] That would have an avocado on something.

[00:01:04] No, no, no, no.

[00:01:05] Adam's like, these aren't the blacks I know.

[00:01:07] That's what I was saying.

[00:01:09] Where's the hippity hot black folks that are supposed to make me feel like a cool Jew?

[00:01:12] That is not what I am saying that I can talk to basketball about.

[00:01:16] Yeah.

[00:01:17] That's not what I was saying.

[00:01:18] You ever hear KRS one?

[00:01:20] Yeah, I'm new to Brooklyn, but you know, my family was here 400 years ago.

[00:01:26] My people.

[00:01:27] Yeah, dude, my great uncle, he owned half of bed stuff.

[00:01:30] He helped the red line actually.

[00:01:31] You know, that was one of the bankers that made it...

[00:01:34] You know, my people were in here...

[00:01:35] They forced you into this neighborhood.

[00:01:37] Now, I'm back.

[00:01:38] I'm back here now that is safe for guys like me.

[00:01:41] Anyways, what the hell is this?

[00:01:43] Cale?

[00:01:44] Why aren't you guys acting like a couple of lip flapping moon crickets like I expect you to?

[00:01:51] It's something you'd be soft-shoeing for me and making me feel like a cool Brooklyn guy.

[00:01:56] All right.

[00:01:57] All I was saying is there's another coffee shop on my house that is owned by a white family.

[00:02:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:03] That does...

[00:02:04] And you keep track of all the race...

[00:02:05] What race owns what?

[00:02:06] No, because I know the owner of the...

[00:02:08] The owner of the coffee shop asked me to stop coming.

[00:02:11] Because I did a mean tweet about them.

[00:02:14] Oh, yes, I remember this place.

[00:02:16] But they do promote themselves as neighborhood owned.

[00:02:21] Neighborhood owned?

[00:02:22] Neighborhood owned, but the people that own it are just from Connecticut.

[00:02:27] And I was wondering if this place we went to for lunch today.

[00:02:30] Well, I didn't wonder that.

[00:02:31] I thought this place was great.

[00:02:32] I thought that it was an old black island on the place.

[00:02:35] The one by me?

[00:02:36] I'm not saying their name.

[00:02:37] No.

[00:02:38] Is it a certain house?

[00:02:40] A house?

[00:02:41] Or a certain ground?

[00:02:43] Yeah, like a couple of Griffin Fellows.

[00:02:47] A house, a...

[00:02:53] This is Clither and...

[00:02:54] I'm not going to lose it after I was given an eight month suspension.

[00:02:57] Because there's that girl that works there that's really bad at her job.

[00:03:00] And I thought she was the daughter of the owner.

[00:03:02] She is the friend of the owner.

[00:03:04] I met the owner when she told me that I shouldn't have made a mean tweet about them.

[00:03:09] Well, there's that girl that works there that is atrocious at her job.

[00:03:13] Yeah, she's not very good at her job.

[00:03:15] She's like, I'm fucking terrible at her job.

[00:03:17] I've never been there, but...

[00:03:19] No, she'll be like, you know, what do you want?

[00:03:22] Which is fine.

[00:03:23] You can be rude.

[00:03:24] I don't give a shit.

[00:03:25] As long as the coffee's gone.

[00:03:26] Yeah, right.

[00:03:27] I'm like a medium coffee.

[00:03:28] And then she ends me in small and she's like, you said small.

[00:03:29] I'm like, I know what I fucking said because I know what I want.

[00:03:32] Of course.

[00:03:33] Who do you think's wrong here?

[00:03:34] The person who has...

[00:03:35] The person who has...

[00:03:36] The person who has...

[00:03:37] The person who has...

[00:03:38] The person who has...

[00:03:39] The person who has...

[00:03:40] The person who has...

[00:03:41] The person who has...

[00:03:42] The person who has...

[00:03:43] The person who has...

[00:03:44] Yeah.

[00:03:45] So the regular...

[00:03:46] Well, this was just an example.

[00:03:47] It was something else.

[00:03:48] Yeah, yeah.

[00:03:49] I mean, it was like a fucking...

[00:03:50] I wanted a latte with regular milk and they gave me like soy milk or something.

[00:03:55] It wasn't a medium small issue.

[00:03:57] You know, I know I'm a basic bitch and everyone's on it, but I'm on the oat milk train now, dude.

[00:04:02] Oat milk is good.

[00:04:03] It is good.

[00:04:04] I don't think anyone said oat milk was bad.

[00:04:05] No, but I think it's...

[00:04:06] It's nice with an ice coffee.

[00:04:08] The ice coffee, it's unbelievable.

[00:04:10] Now Nick is finishing my sandwich.

[00:04:11] Yeah, Nick has left a bowl.

[00:04:12] It's fine, listen.

[00:04:13] I'm frying it.

[00:04:15] I'm trying the sandwich.

[00:04:18] It looked good.

[00:04:19] It was pretty good.

[00:04:20] You're right.

[00:04:21] I'll close it up.

[00:04:22] I was mad because I got lunch because it said till noon, but I asked if I could get a little

[00:04:27] extension on breakfast and she said, okay.

[00:04:30] But the person in line before me asked that too, so I knew that it was cool.

[00:04:33] I wouldn't have been brave enough to ask that.

[00:04:35] I don't know.

[00:04:36] You're like, excuse me.

[00:04:37] I think it's cool that you get mad at black owned businesses in the neighborhood.

[00:04:40] I do not get mad at black owned businesses.

[00:04:42] I just didn't know if it was one of those places that was...

[00:04:44] There was only one other black owned business in the neighborhood and you found a way to

[00:04:48] get banned from immediately.

[00:04:49] No, that was a white owned business.

[00:04:51] You criticized it.

[00:04:52] You dragged it on social media.

[00:04:54] I never used their name.

[00:04:56] I did not use their name.

[00:04:58] You're talking about the refugees as well.

[00:04:59] You said this place is trash.

[00:05:01] The orders are...

[00:05:02] I didn't say that.

[00:05:03] That was in this joke.

[00:05:04] They're black trash.

[00:05:05] That is not what I said, Nick.

[00:05:07] I don't want this black trash.

[00:05:08] I don't know if you guys are familiar with the Chris Rock bit about the different styles

[00:05:12] of black people.

[00:05:13] But I didn't versus say...

[00:05:15] Welcome to Adam Friedland's blacktrashreport.com where I list black owned businesses and I

[00:05:24] decry their trash behavior.

[00:05:26] I just didn't know if it was a white owned business that was presenting itself as an

[00:05:30] African American owned business.

[00:05:32] Much like the coffee shop that I was banned from.

[00:05:35] Right.

[00:05:36] Apparently this place where we had lunch today, we could say their name.

[00:05:38] I identify as a laugherkin American.

[00:05:40] I'm a comedian.

[00:05:41] I have a comedy podcast that I host.

[00:05:45] Maybe you've heard of my girlfriend Dasha.

[00:05:46] Nick, why are you being mean to me?

[00:05:48] I'm not being mean.

[00:05:49] If you are, you're talking about the things that you say.

[00:05:51] I did not say that.

[00:05:52] You're twisting my words.

[00:05:54] I'm just repeating the things that you say.

[00:05:56] You said twisting as if you had said any version of that by the way.

[00:06:00] I used similar words but then Nick did a little word salad.

[00:06:07] A little tossed salad, some cherry tomatoes.

[00:06:11] I got a cherry.

[00:06:12] A little bit of art of the palm.

[00:06:14] You fuck with a heart of palm.

[00:06:16] Not particularly.

[00:06:17] You don't like it?

[00:06:18] I don't know what it is.

[00:06:19] Marinated artichoke?

[00:06:20] Oh, is it artichoke?

[00:06:22] No, they're different things.

[00:06:24] Heart of palm is kind of like a, I don't know.

[00:06:28] And don't you dare serve that at your black restaurant.

[00:06:31] I'm not insane.

[00:06:32] Adam's going to come for you.

[00:06:34] Cool aid, the only drink of it should be on the menu.

[00:06:39] Adam's just on the phone.

[00:06:40] He's like, oh, I'm sorry.

[00:06:41] I thought this was the better business bureau.

[00:06:45] And you're okay with these folks.

[00:06:49] Just lazing about.

[00:06:52] The service was fabulous.

[00:06:55] It was a great place.

[00:06:56] I had a nice time.

[00:06:57] What was that other black owned business you were making fun of?

[00:07:00] I wasn't.

[00:07:01] No, now you're going back.

[00:07:02] Now you're going back.

[00:07:03] No, you kept telling us that you told me and then you also told Stav about the Yelp

[00:07:07] reviews.

[00:07:08] I said no such thing.

[00:07:09] And then this is another.

[00:07:10] Yeah, I know the Yelp.

[00:07:11] You got to see it.

[00:07:13] It's a restaurant for black people and all the reviews are like the shrimp was so good.

[00:07:18] No, that's not true.

[00:07:19] You got no, this is true.

[00:07:21] That is not true.

[00:07:22] I was like, I can't, I can't wait to have the shrimp.

[00:07:27] And it's like, is that how they typed it?

[00:07:28] Is that what they said on Yelp?

[00:07:30] I'm not sure.

[00:07:31] I've now had that voice in text.

[00:07:35] That is not because he told me and I was like, hey, and then I watched you tell Stav

[00:07:42] and he's like, right, right, right.

[00:07:44] That's not true.

[00:07:46] All right.

[00:07:47] We're back.

[00:07:48] We're going.

[00:07:49] No, I remember this because as soon as it opened, you were immediately checking out

[00:07:55] the Yelp.

[00:07:56] You were somehow.

[00:07:57] You're like, you want this?

[00:07:58] Yeah, you were.

[00:07:59] There was a black owned restaurant that opened and you were now because at first this

[00:08:01] started as a joke.

[00:08:02] Yeah.

[00:08:03] But now I remember this thing with Yelp.

[00:08:04] For some reason you were immediately on the Yelp page of this new black owned business.

[00:08:07] I don't know if it's a black owned restaurant, but there was a Yelp review where I read

[00:08:11] a woman, a woman said the shrimp was, oh my God.

[00:08:15] And I thought that that was funny.

[00:08:16] Could have been any kind of, it could have been any kind of person.

[00:08:19] You didn't present it as such though.

[00:08:21] Well, yeah, white women definitely never described things as OMG.

[00:08:25] That's definitely.

[00:08:28] It was a funny, she left a funny Yelp review that I was sharing privately with friends.

[00:08:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:08:33] We all think that's.

[00:08:34] And now you're trying to make me out to be David Duke or something.

[00:08:37] Trying to make me out to be some sort of David Dime.

[00:08:40] David Dime.

[00:08:41] David Dime.

[00:08:42] David Dime.

[00:08:43] David Dime.

[00:08:44] David Dime.

[00:08:45] KKK, but the K stand for.

[00:08:46] Kike Kike Kike.

[00:08:47] That'd be pretty cool.

[00:08:49] The Kike Kike Kike?

[00:08:50] Yeah.

[00:08:51] Yeah, I guess so.

[00:08:52] That's what the K and King K rule stands for and don't be kind of.

[00:08:55] Oh, really?

[00:08:56] Yeah.

[00:08:57] He's a zog alligator.

[00:08:58] Is that how you want to kill all the monkeys?

[00:09:02] That's my favorite guy, by the way.

[00:09:03] He wants to get rid of all the monkey owned businesses on DKI and install himself as the

[00:09:08] Jewish alligator over.

[00:09:09] Is that you identify with King K?

[00:09:13] Adam?

[00:09:14] Because of his hatred for.

[00:09:16] I'm not, you know what, I'm just going to sit this one out for us.

[00:09:20] Why?

[00:09:21] Because you know, you're just going to make anything out of it.

[00:09:23] Why is Donkey Kong wearing a tie?

[00:09:25] Yeah.

[00:09:26] Why is he working in office?

[00:09:27] Yeah, right.

[00:09:28] Yeah.

[00:09:29] Get that, get his business man out of here.

[00:09:31] Let's close down his business.

[00:09:33] What's, put some working gloves on him?

[00:09:35] I always thought it was weird.

[00:09:36] Where the, like the Chippenday, like the, that's sketch with Chris Farley and stuff.

[00:09:42] Why do the Chippendayle's dancers wear cuffs?

[00:09:45] And they were both ties too.

[00:09:47] And both ties, right?

[00:09:48] It's part of the, it's like a.

[00:09:49] It's a man in unit.

[00:09:51] It says the appeal of a man in uniform.

[00:09:52] He's not wearing any clothes.

[00:09:54] He's naked.

[00:09:55] Well dressed man.

[00:09:56] Yeah.

[00:09:57] It's a well dressed man that's also completely naked.

[00:09:59] Yeah.

[00:10:00] Like Donkey Kong.

[00:10:01] Like I guess.

[00:10:02] Yeah.

[00:10:03] That's what reminded me.

[00:10:04] Yeah.

[00:10:05] Yeah.

[00:10:06] What if you Kong drew Carrie, Dilbert.

[00:10:07] I remember thinking Drew Carrie and Dilbert were the same guy when I was a kid.

[00:10:12] Similar.

[00:10:13] The cartoon version of Drew Carrie is Dilbert.

[00:10:15] That's what I thought.

[00:10:16] I thought they were supposed to be the same character.

[00:10:17] It's a similar vibe.

[00:10:19] Yeah.

[00:10:20] I used to read like the big ass books of Dilbert.

[00:10:22] Like you'd get them at the library.

[00:10:24] Like the fucking Norman Mailers novelization of Dilbert.

[00:10:28] It was like a hundred fucking strips.

[00:10:32] And I would read the little Scott, what's his name?

[00:10:34] Scott Adams.

[00:10:35] Scott Adams.

[00:10:36] He would like write commentary on him.

[00:10:38] I read a lot of Scott Adams, right?

[00:10:39] It's so funny that there was, like as a kid you thought he was just some nerd that's

[00:10:42] like, I just love the office.

[00:10:44] Yeah.

[00:10:45] Yeah.

[00:10:46] I love office stuff.

[00:10:47] When you get older and he's like black people need to be put in jail so we can all do my

[00:10:52] push up program that'll make women shut up.

[00:10:56] It's like what?

[00:10:58] You're the Dilbert guy?

[00:10:59] Yeah, I did the most inoffensive bullshit fucking office.

[00:11:03] Look dude, I'm a rebel.

[00:11:05] Like a ball time.

[00:11:06] Right.

[00:11:07] When I came up with a guy with glasses.

[00:11:08] Who doesn't fuck?

[00:11:09] Who doesn't?

[00:11:10] His tie goes a little bit too far.

[00:11:11] His tie's messed up and there's a woman with big hair that he can't stand.

[00:11:15] Yeah.

[00:11:16] That's a triangle hair.

[00:11:17] I'm basically the Harley Davidson of comics.

[00:11:20] No, isn't the boss?

[00:11:22] Have triangle hair?

[00:11:23] Maybe.

[00:11:24] I don't remember Dilbert.

[00:11:25] I remember Daubert and his team had a big triangle head.

[00:11:30] You probably did.

[00:11:31] Yeah.

[00:11:32] Yeah.

[00:11:33] The boss says like those catier sideburns.

[00:11:36] You know what Scott said?

[00:11:38] What?

[00:11:39] Is that you would know Dilbert had sex because his tie was flat the day after he fucked.

[00:11:44] Did he say that?

[00:11:45] Yep.

[00:11:46] In one of the books I read.

[00:11:47] So that's a little bit different for everyone.

[00:11:49] Yep.

[00:11:50] I'm like, nice.

[00:11:51] Dilbert's getting pussy.

[00:11:52] About Gilbert.

[00:11:53] Yeah.

[00:11:54] You just see hangs out.

[00:11:55] What's up, y'all?

[00:11:56] Smokes free.

[00:11:57] Yeah.

[00:11:58] Gilbert here.

[00:11:59] Uh-huh.

[00:12:00] Cake in the break room, bros.

[00:12:01] Yeah.

[00:12:02] Fucking gay, dude.

[00:12:03] It's that bald gay guy's birthday.

[00:12:07] I'm gay.

[00:12:08] Oh, Gilbert's gay too?

[00:12:11] Yeah, Gilbert's gay.

[00:12:13] Oh, okay.

[00:12:14] Dilbert, Neilbert.

[00:12:16] Neilbert, huh?

[00:12:17] Let me, I don't know.

[00:12:19] Dick Suckbert.

[00:12:20] We all know what Neilbert does.

[00:12:23] I don't know.

[00:12:24] He does nothing.

[00:12:25] Uh, yeah.

[00:12:26] He doesn't exist.

[00:12:27] He'll, Neil.

[00:12:28] Yeah.

[00:12:29] That's pretty cool.

[00:12:30] Holy shit.

[00:12:31] Wilbert, Billbert.

[00:12:32] Let's go through the whole alphabet.

[00:12:34] Let me look up the alphabet, real quick.

[00:12:35] Gilbert, Gilbert.

[00:12:36] It's just Gilbert Arena.

[00:12:37] Gilbert, Godfrey.

[00:12:38] I was gonna say Gilbert Arena.

[00:12:40] Let's look up the alphabet here.

[00:12:42] Okay, the alphabet is A-B.

[00:12:44] Uh, Elbert.

[00:12:45] Elbert.

[00:12:46] Elbert.

[00:12:47] He's got HIV.

[00:12:48] He's got HIV.

[00:12:50] Billbert.

[00:12:51] Bill's a-

[00:12:52] Uh, Gilbert with a C.

[00:12:54] Dilbert.

[00:12:55] And-

[00:12:56] Regular.

[00:12:57] Oh, that's regular Dilbert.

[00:12:58] Yeah.

[00:12:59] I'll Bert.

[00:13:00] I'll Bert is Jewish.

[00:13:01] I thought we had Passover off for the office.

[00:13:05] I thought the office was doing Passover off.

[00:13:09] Filbert and he's filled with comms.

[00:13:11] His ass is filled up to the brim.

[00:13:12] Gilbert and he writes musicals.

[00:13:14] Uh, uh, Gilbert and Sullivan.

[00:13:17] Yeah.

[00:13:18] Good job.

[00:13:19] Oh, stop asked why.

[00:13:21] Gilbert and it's a black.

[00:13:23] Hillary Clinton.

[00:13:24] No, it's a- it's a- older black man.

[00:13:27] Oh, Hilbert.

[00:13:28] Yeah.

[00:13:29] Hilbert.

[00:13:30] Hilbert.

[00:13:31] I- I can't stay in this office politics.

[00:13:34] They say I'm gonna fix the Xerox.

[00:13:37] Why don't you go fix the Xerox?

[00:13:40] Shit.

[00:13:41] I've been here 20 damn minutes.

[00:13:46] I haven't had a chance to look at my screensaver.

[00:13:52] You gotta look at it before you move the mouse.

[00:13:56] Spend some time on it.

[00:13:58] Look, I've been working on these computers for years.

[00:14:02] You don't want to just start it up real quick.

[00:14:06] I say you blow out the engine.

[00:14:08] Has no idea how computers work.

[00:14:12] Hilbert.

[00:14:13] Ilbert.

[00:14:14] And he's trans.

[00:14:17] Of course.

[00:14:18] No.

[00:14:19] Hilbert.

[00:14:20] Hilbert is yeah.

[00:14:21] And he shoots up the office.

[00:14:22] Yeah.

[00:14:23] That's pretty cool.

[00:14:24] That's what happens is that Dilbert cartoon thing on YouTube.

[00:14:29] Have you seen a Dilbert 1, Dilbert 2, Dilbert 3?

[00:14:32] No.

[00:14:33] That guy makes like an animation of Dilbert shooting up the office.

[00:14:35] Nice.

[00:14:36] Very funny.

[00:14:37] Lilbert and he's a tinier version of Dilbert.

[00:14:40] Oh, I thought he was like a rapper.

[00:14:41] Lilbert.

[00:14:42] No, it's-

[00:14:43] That's a mini-me Dilbert.

[00:14:45] Oh, that's cute.

[00:14:46] Yeah.

[00:14:47] Milbert and it's a black nerd version of Hilbert.

[00:14:50] And his grandson?

[00:14:51] Milbert.

[00:14:52] We already did that one.

[00:14:53] He doesn't exist.

[00:14:54] Oilbert and he's Muslim.

[00:14:55] Oh, yes.

[00:14:56] Oil.

[00:14:57] Yeah.

[00:14:58] Oilbert.

[00:14:59] Yeah, it is.

[00:15:00] What are the studies?

[00:15:01] How is the office doing?

[00:15:03] This is French.

[00:15:05] Pilbert and he's addicted to pills.

[00:15:08] That's pretty cool.

[00:15:09] I'm actually going to show him.

[00:15:10] Show him up on Oxy.

[00:15:11] Yeah.

[00:15:12] Quilbert.

[00:15:13] Yeah, real Bert.

[00:15:14] Real.

[00:15:15] What do you want?

[00:15:16] I can't keep the real.

[00:15:17] What?

[00:15:18] Quilbert, is that anything to do with Qbert?

[00:15:21] Yeah, it's very similar.

[00:15:22] Very similar.

[00:15:23] I thought Quilbert is he uses feathers.

[00:15:25] Yes, Bert.

[00:15:26] No, it's not.

[00:15:27] It's not.

[00:15:28] It's not.

[00:15:29] It's not.

[00:15:30] It's not.

[00:15:31] And he's like an older gay black man.

[00:15:34] So we got Milbert, Silbert, and Hilbert.

[00:15:36] And then the three black guys in the office.

[00:15:39] Milbert's like, ah, that's not actually how the computers work.

[00:15:42] Don't shut your ass up.

[00:15:46] Don't bully that boy.

[00:15:48] Don't you bully him, Hilbert?

[00:15:52] Don't you bully his ass?

[00:15:53] Well done.

[00:15:54] Yeah, that's so good.

[00:15:56] Get your faggot ass out of here.

[00:15:58] Get the fuck up.

[00:15:59] Hey, y'all.

[00:16:00] Get the, get the, get your ass up.

[00:16:03] I was not going to let you call me that no more.

[00:16:05] Get your little pristid ass out of my fucking cubicle.

[00:16:08] You and your nerd friend.

[00:16:11] You probably sucking his dick out there in the parking lot, ain't you?

[00:16:15] I, I, he's not talking.

[00:16:18] Don't pay him no mind, baby.

[00:16:23] Tilbert.

[00:16:27] The cash till.

[00:16:28] Yeah.

[00:16:29] Tilbert.

[00:16:30] Cash register.

[00:16:31] Yeah, you will birth and he's from Uzbekistan.

[00:16:34] Which room is a bathroom computer?

[00:16:40] Tilbert.

[00:16:41] I don't know what Tilbert.

[00:16:43] He's the bad guy.

[00:16:44] Oh yeah.

[00:16:45] He's got a cape on.

[00:16:46] Like a vaud, a vaud, a vaud, a vaud.

[00:16:48] Yeah.

[00:16:49] Like a vaud, and you fucking, you fucking, you.

[00:16:51] Wilbert and he's got down.

[00:16:52] He's the down syndrome guy that empties the trash cans.

[00:16:55] Okay.

[00:16:56] Hey, hey, everybody.

[00:16:57] Well, hey, Wilbert.

[00:16:59] Hi, sneaky.

[00:17:01] How are you doing, Wilbert?

[00:17:04] I'm good.

[00:17:06] I got a new clip on it's high.

[00:17:09] Nice to clip on.

[00:17:12] That's very good.

[00:17:13] Do you clip it on yourself?

[00:17:14] No, my mom has me.

[00:17:16] Well, good.

[00:17:18] Yeah.

[00:17:19] Because he's retarded.

[00:17:20] Right.

[00:17:21] Yeah.

[00:17:22] Who we got next?

[00:17:23] Tilbert.

[00:17:24] Tilbert.

[00:17:25] And he can move things to his mind.

[00:17:26] Yeah, he's a professor.

[00:17:27] Yeah.

[00:17:28] Professor X.

[00:17:29] Tilbert.

[00:17:30] And he's always removing the clothes of the down, Wilbert, the down syndrome.

[00:17:36] Oh, oh, oh.

[00:17:37] Well, I think the mental is using it.

[00:17:39] He's mind to sexually molest.

[00:17:42] Just molest his penis.

[00:17:46] Oh, my penis feels like it's being sucked.

[00:17:50] And then the professor X.

[00:17:53] Tilbert is just salivating on the other side of the roof.

[00:17:59] Licking his lips is the retarded guys getting sucked up.

[00:18:02] This is the wettest mouth of all time.

[00:18:07] Yeah.

[00:18:08] Because I love having powers.

[00:18:10] What's why?

[00:18:12] Yeah.

[00:18:13] Gilbert and it's the Mexican lady that cleans the office.

[00:18:22] Of course.

[00:18:23] Yeah.

[00:18:24] And then Tilbert.

[00:18:26] What's he like?

[00:18:27] He's the last one.

[00:18:28] Final Dilbert.

[00:18:29] Yeah.

[00:18:30] So he's a giant mech with Dilbert's head.

[00:18:32] It's a super saiyan mech version of Dilbert.

[00:18:35] It's awesome, dude.

[00:18:37] Final Dilbert.

[00:18:38] It's good.

[00:18:39] The Omega Dilbert.

[00:18:40] The silver, the final...

[00:18:41] Omega.

[00:18:42] Maybe we should do the Greek alphabet.

[00:18:43] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:44] Let's get the Greek alphabet.

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:46] And then we can do the military alphabet.

[00:18:49] People love the alphabet episodes, dude.

[00:18:53] In the responses.

[00:18:55] Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.

[00:18:59] My penis wants to get sucked by a man.

[00:19:02] Greek alphabet here.

[00:19:03] My dick wants to get sucked by a man.

[00:19:07] Get sucked by a man.

[00:19:08] Alpha bird, beta bird, gamma bird, delta bird, epsilon bird, zeta bird, eta bird, aida

[00:19:15] bird, theta bird, aida bird, aida bird, capa bird, lambda bird, mu bird, nu bird, je bird,

[00:19:22] amacron bird, pie bird.

[00:19:23] Oh, she bear it.

[00:19:24] She bear it.

[00:19:25] Uhm, fresh.

[00:19:26] Robert, sigma bird, tau bird, epsilon bird, phi bird, high bird, side bird, omega bird.

[00:19:32] High bird.

[00:19:33] Yeah.

[00:19:34] That was good.

[00:19:35] It's like that movie, How High.

[00:19:36] Hey, you ever see that movie, How High?

[00:19:37] Where they smoke their friends.

[00:19:38] You ever see Big Man?

[00:19:39] Damn.

[00:19:40] You ever see Out Cold?

[00:19:43] We were talking about that, dude.

[00:19:48] That deserves a rewatch.

[00:19:49] Yeah.

[00:19:50] Out cold?

[00:19:51] Yeah.

[00:19:52] You know what would deserve a rewatch?

[00:19:53] I used to love that movie.

[00:19:55] Your lip.

[00:19:56] What does that mean?

[00:19:58] I don't know.

[00:20:00] You know what I did watch for the first time yesterday?

[00:20:02] What?

[00:20:03] Inside man.

[00:20:04] Yes.

[00:20:05] It sucks.

[00:20:06] It's a good one.

[00:20:07] It was bad.

[00:20:08] It was so bad.

[00:20:09] It is bad.

[00:20:10] The trailer looks awesome.

[00:20:11] Do you ever the sixth man?

[00:20:12] I bought it, dude.

[00:20:13] You bought it.

[00:20:14] I was like, the trailer is so good.

[00:20:16] I was like, Denzel, Clyde.

[00:20:17] It was all about the Holocaust, right?

[00:20:19] Do you remember the sixth man?

[00:20:21] No.

[00:20:22] There was a, in the mid 90s, there was a theme of movie that was just like, what if you could

[00:20:27] cheat at basketball?

[00:20:28] It was like all these different ways that, you know, there was Juana man.

[00:20:33] I remember Juana man.

[00:20:34] The sixth man, at least Point Mall.

[00:20:37] Space Jam.

[00:20:38] Of course.

[00:20:39] Yeah.

[00:20:40] There was like, there was this fantasy that.

[00:20:41] But he's cheating.

[00:20:42] His dog.

[00:20:43] Sort of.

[00:20:44] Yeah.

[00:20:45] There's nothing in the rule book, Adam.

[00:20:46] Oh, that's true.

[00:20:47] I forgot about the rule book.

[00:20:48] I remember this guy.

[00:20:49] Oh, yeah.

[00:20:50] David Pamer.

[00:20:51] That was my neighbor.

[00:20:52] That was my little kid.

[00:20:53] Shut up.

[00:20:54] Yeah.

[00:20:55] He was like our, like two doors down.

[00:20:56] Did they match you by faces?

[00:20:57] In our condo that we lived in Santa Monica.

[00:21:00] Yeah.

[00:21:01] Famous character actor David Pamer.

[00:21:03] Did he ever molest you?

[00:21:04] No, he was a really nice guy.

[00:21:06] Every time he's in a movie, I'm like, oh, David, David Pamer.

[00:21:09] Yeah.

[00:21:10] Yeah.

[00:21:11] So he did molest you or what?

[00:21:12] No, he kind of just has a good look for like a career long.

[00:21:16] He was in that, that, that movie about the guy, the mall.

[00:21:20] He was in carpool.

[00:21:22] Carpool, that's it.

[00:21:23] That's the reason.

[00:21:24] Was he in hook?

[00:21:26] No, but he does kind of resemble the boy from hook.

[00:21:30] They have those same sunken eyes, like Sarah.

[00:21:32] Yeah.

[00:21:33] Yeah.

[00:21:34] Sarah's sunken eyes.

[00:21:35] Well, sunken eyes, Sarah.

[00:21:37] Well, it's a good nickname.

[00:21:38] We all know sunken eyes, Sarah.

[00:21:41] Sunken dick.

[00:21:42] Sunken dick.

[00:21:43] Yeah, carpool is with Tom Arnold, I believe.

[00:21:46] It was the other guy.

[00:21:47] Salute to Tom Arnold.

[00:21:49] Yeah.

[00:21:50] My man, Patey's dude's got his dick sucked by the worst version of

[00:21:52] first name.

[00:21:53] Is he trying to take down Trump now?

[00:21:54] Yeah.

[00:21:55] I think he's looking for the P tape now.

[00:21:56] That's like his whole purpose.

[00:21:58] She's a screist.

[00:22:01] I want to be friends with Tom Arnold.

[00:22:02] He seems cool.

[00:22:03] He seems like a good hang.

[00:22:05] Yeah.

[00:22:06] He's got Tom Arnold on the pod.

[00:22:08] If anyone knows Tom Arnold, let him tell him that we want to do the pod with him.

[00:22:13] Does he do stand up?

[00:22:15] I don't know, man.

[00:22:17] Shut up.

[00:22:18] How about Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[00:22:20] Why are you so much?

[00:22:21] He's like, I was molested.

[00:22:23] I was molested.

[00:22:24] Get down.

[00:22:25] And then I had six.

[00:22:27] Good.

[00:22:28] My wife is fat.

[00:22:30] I'm going to kill myself because my wife is fat.

[00:22:36] Hasta la vista, baby.

[00:22:40] It's me, Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[00:22:44] My dick wants to get sucked by a man.

[00:22:48] Do me a man.

[00:22:49] The 1990s.

[00:22:50] Get sucked by a man.

[00:22:51] Can you?

[00:22:52] That's 1990s.

[00:22:54] Erase it.

[00:22:55] Same thing with the 1970s.

[00:22:57] Whoa.

[00:22:58] Hot takes.

[00:22:59] The 1970s and the 90s.

[00:23:01] The 1970s are too bad.

[00:23:03] The best decades.

[00:23:05] 1930s.

[00:23:07] No.

[00:23:08] Why the 30s?

[00:23:09] Because the depression.

[00:23:10] The 30s sucked.

[00:23:11] The 20s was the good shit.

[00:23:12] Because it matches Nick's depression.

[00:23:13] Get your dick sucked by flappers and shit.

[00:23:15] Everything was on the up and up.

[00:23:16] Everyone was rich.

[00:23:17] The height of the mob.

[00:23:18] The 1930s.

[00:23:19] Lots of murders.

[00:23:21] Yeah, you like that?

[00:23:22] No.

[00:23:23] The 20s.

[00:23:24] The rise of Hitler.

[00:23:25] The rise of the 1930s.

[00:23:26] The rise of the 1930s.

[00:23:27] The real camera.

[00:23:28] It's cool to reframe Hitler as a mafioso.

[00:23:31] Yeah.

[00:23:32] The boys.

[00:23:33] You know who he was.

[00:23:34] The boys.

[00:23:35] Those fucking Jews only money.

[00:23:36] Yeah.

[00:23:37] He was a friend of ours.

[00:23:38] He kept it in the fame.

[00:23:41] It's not personal.

[00:23:42] It's business shit.

[00:23:43] Got to protect the fatherland.

[00:23:46] What about the motherland?

[00:23:48] Benito, Andrea, Mussolini, Gianzo.

[00:23:51] Mussolini, Gian, Zian, Deanda.

[00:23:54] Did Mussolini have a big weird head?

[00:23:57] Anthony, say the name normal.

[00:23:59] I'm trying to.

[00:24:01] Benito Mussolini, Gian, Yaman.

[00:24:05] No.

[00:24:06] Italian's trying to just say the regular way.

[00:24:10] I was laughing the other day about like an Italian guy going to Australia.

[00:24:13] Like a bunch of day goes going to Australia.

[00:24:16] And like hearing all the extra syllables Australians add the words.

[00:24:20] Yeah.

[00:24:21] And they're like, buddy, I love this over here.

[00:24:24] Frankie, guess what they call the fuck?

[00:24:26] And I'm like, oh, listen to that word.

[00:24:29] There's music to my fucking ears.

[00:24:32] Put some more fucking letters in there.

[00:24:35] Yeah.

[00:24:36] This is a wallaby.

[00:24:37] Well, fucking wallaby.

[00:24:40] Back home and they call it a rat.

[00:24:43] That's your mate.

[00:24:44] It's a different animal.

[00:24:45] They're completely different.

[00:24:47] Hey, what's your fucking tone?

[00:24:49] I was also imagining just all the time.

[00:24:52] It's been a tragedy.

[00:24:57] Somebody got a firearm and shot up all the mozzarella dinos.

[00:25:02] It's a real, it's been got a 911.

[00:25:06] Morning leaving.

[00:25:07] Obviously you've played 911 before.

[00:25:11] I'm not going to be a fucking tone.

[00:25:14] I was also imagining just all the people down there in Australia this week that

[00:25:19] would be like, I've got some bad news.

[00:25:21] It was just like an 11 before.

[00:25:23] So didn't Australia ban, I guess it was in New Zealand?

[00:25:26] Yeah, but New Zealand is a city in Australia.

[00:25:29] It's a state of Australia.

[00:25:32] Of course.

[00:25:35] So they just banned guns, huh?

[00:25:38] Yeah, New Zealand is straight up banned guns.

[00:25:40] But they had like, why can't we do that here, you know?

[00:25:43] They had like five gun deaths a year.

[00:25:46] Like people killing each other.

[00:25:49] They had a bunch of suicides from guns.

[00:25:52] So you know what that means?

[00:25:55] We go over there on a fucking helicopter.

[00:25:57] Why don't we just move Chicago to New Zealand?

[00:26:00] Smart.

[00:26:01] To even out the numbers.

[00:26:02] Shirek.

[00:26:03] Because those are the gun deaths no one cares about.

[00:26:05] Am I right? Compound media fans?

[00:26:07] How come nobody's talking about that?

[00:26:09] No one ever mentions black on black.

[00:26:12] Yeah, it's funny to imagine like gangbangers in Chicago that are like,

[00:26:16] God, Anthony, Kumi, your cares about us.

[00:26:20] Nobody cares about us except Anthony Kumi, and the brave guests of Compound Media.

[00:26:29] Kind of makes this struggle work, man.

[00:26:32] The day out there concerned about all this black on black violence.

[00:26:36] I'll get to be on Compound media.

[00:26:38] Maybe one day I'll be sitting next to Aaron Berg in black.

[00:26:41] Given Aaron permission to say to you.

[00:26:46] Like we both secretly want.

[00:26:51] Making us both happy.

[00:26:54] Oh, fuck.

[00:26:55] RIP to everyone that got got in New Zealand.

[00:26:57] I feel like we should say that, you know guys.

[00:26:59] Did we say that the last episode?

[00:27:00] Did it happen?

[00:27:01] They get one thoughts and prayers.

[00:27:03] No, it's RIP.

[00:27:04] Well, the real victims are all the gamers.

[00:27:06] They're going to be maligned.

[00:27:08] Absolutely.

[00:27:09] All the people that think gamers act like this.

[00:27:11] And Marilyn Manson too.

[00:27:13] You know the guy was a big Marilyn Manson.

[00:27:15] Was he?

[00:27:16] No, but that's what they said after call.

[00:27:18] Oh wait, didn't the guy who killed that mob boss?

[00:27:21] He was a new one.

[00:27:22] You know what?

[00:27:23] I wish you an on guy.

[00:27:24] I wish you could go back.

[00:27:25] Yeah, I wish you could get on his hand.

[00:27:27] He was like 24 years old, right?

[00:27:29] Yeah.

[00:27:30] I wish we could go back to that UVA or the Virginia Tech shooting.

[00:27:35] Just so I could write a bunch of stuff about like all Asians are not like this.

[00:27:40] A lot of Asians are normal people.

[00:27:43] Peaceful.

[00:27:44] Yeah.

[00:27:45] Peaceful people that like to sleep on the floor and take their shoes off.

[00:27:49] You might think that Jackie Chan is actually beating people up, but it's not a real.

[00:27:53] It's not real.

[00:27:54] It's not real.

[00:27:55] All Karate is, all Karate is play is dancing.

[00:27:58] It's play play.

[00:27:59] It's all choreographed.

[00:28:00] Yeah, how about instead of John Gotti, it's John Karate?

[00:28:02] Yes.

[00:28:03] Yes, of course.

[00:28:04] Mm-hmm.

[00:28:05] It's doing Roundhouse kicks.

[00:28:07] Yeah.

[00:28:08] That's fine Italian suits.

[00:28:10] Roundhouse.

[00:28:11] That's where you live.

[00:28:13] No.

[00:28:14] Yes.

[00:28:15] Yeah.

[00:28:16] Yeah.

[00:28:17] Geodysic Dome.

[00:28:19] Yep.

[00:28:20] You know, Buckminster Fuller.

[00:28:22] You live in a dicosocic dome out of it.

[00:28:25] Damn.

[00:28:26] Damn.

[00:28:27] It's a big clear dome where you suck dicks in there and everyone can see from everyone's

[00:28:30] laughing.

[00:28:31] Everyone's laughing at you.

[00:28:32] You're sucking dick in there.

[00:28:34] That's not.

[00:28:35] And you're doing a poor one.

[00:28:37] You're doing a bad job of sucking a dick.

[00:28:40] Yeah, but you just moved.

[00:28:41] I didn't move.

[00:28:42] You just moved.

[00:28:43] You had to leave the neighborhood because so many black owned businesses open up.

[00:28:45] Hey, we're making you mad.

[00:28:46] This is unfair.

[00:28:47] This is unfair.

[00:28:48] Something.

[00:28:49] I don't like it.

[00:28:50] You're trying to besperch my character.

[00:28:53] The what?

[00:28:54] Bespurch.

[00:28:55] The what?

[00:28:56] Binsuck.

[00:28:57] Yeah, that's right.

[00:28:58] That's right.

[00:28:59] I have become besucked.

[00:29:01] I'm a besucked individual.

[00:29:06] I do.

[00:29:07] Oh, my heavens.

[00:29:08] I've been besucked.

[00:29:09] I love the bus and then I go, I declare myself besucked.

[00:29:16] I just had a dangerously asan.

[00:29:19] It's a gentleman in the bathroom.

[00:29:23] It would be nice to.

[00:29:25] It would be nice to go to like some gay truck stop or whatever.

[00:29:30] You stick your dick through the hole.

[00:29:31] Stop right there.

[00:29:32] I think that's fine.

[00:29:33] Yeah.

[00:29:34] You stick your dick through the hole and then you just like you're just, oh heavens, my,

[00:29:37] you know, the whole time.

[00:29:38] And then when the guy, the guy, you know, you leave the stall and then the guy comes out

[00:29:42] in your dress like a 1700s French dandy with a powdered wig and a makeup and then you

[00:29:48] bow to him and kiss his hand.

[00:29:50] And somehow it's a dangerously asan's reference.

[00:29:54] Yeah.

[00:29:55] And something that has something to do with the movie dangerously asan.

[00:29:58] I never saw.

[00:29:59] Thank you.

[00:30:00] I'm forever in your debt for your hospitality here at your truck stop.

[00:30:03] What's where that song comes from?

[00:30:05] What song?

[00:30:06] You know, the, the, the, the, the, it's a dangerously asan, the Jason Moraz song.

[00:30:12] Is that a song?

[00:30:14] Yeah, yeah, but it's, it's.

[00:30:16] I mean, listen to Jason.

[00:30:18] Pause, dude.

[00:30:20] Pause.

[00:30:21] Pause.

[00:30:22] No, you know, I'm forgetting the name of the Jason.

[00:30:24] You're a Maraz, you're a Maraz, and you want to go to a truck stop.

[00:30:29] You're a Maraz lover.

[00:30:30] The remedy by Jason Moraz.

[00:30:31] You know that song.

[00:30:32] He talks about dangerously asan.

[00:30:33] The remedy is the experience.

[00:30:34] It's a dangerous liaison.

[00:30:35] I say the comedy is that it's serious, which is a strange enough new play on words.

[00:30:41] I say the tragedy is how you're going to spend the rest of your lines with the light on.

[00:30:45] So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.

[00:30:50] So true.

[00:30:51] I won't worry my life for.

[00:30:54] Oh, yeah.

[00:30:55] That's a, that's a song.

[00:30:56] Dude, one of the most embarrassing things ever happened to me in my life is I was just

[00:31:00] having a song at like a cool coffee shop and the barista was cool.

[00:31:04] She didn't like it.

[00:31:05] Yeah.

[00:31:06] Only you would know.

[00:31:07] Only you pay attention to things.

[00:31:09] Yeah, I emailed you to ask because you have the register and you never responded.

[00:31:12] I gave a list.

[00:31:13] So I'm not sure.

[00:31:14] And the barista fucking, I was just having a song and it was a fucking Jason Moraz and

[00:31:20] it was going to be Kalei duet.

[00:31:21] And this fucking cool barista just like looks down at my phone and I've never gone.

[00:31:27] She was probably like, who's that really cool fat guy?

[00:31:30] Yeah, I was going to fuck her.

[00:31:32] I was going to fuck her.

[00:31:34] And then I was just moving.

[00:31:36] Because he's just having Jason Moraz.

[00:31:39] Who's that fat bald guy?

[00:31:42] He wanted to fuck me.

[00:31:43] I could tell, dude.

[00:31:44] He's got your pussy pulsing through a gene.

[00:31:47] Yeah.

[00:31:48] You know, you know, your appeal is just you on site.

[00:31:51] That's what it has nothing to do with your personality or the success of the podcast.

[00:31:56] And women see you and they're like, even if that was a guy that worked in retail and

[00:32:00] was a loser, the physics alone is enough for me.

[00:32:03] Yes, the physics, the gravity, they're pulled in.

[00:32:06] You know that that's happened before us.

[00:32:08] Because I used to sing this one.

[00:32:10] You have been targeted because of your.

[00:32:13] That is true.

[00:32:14] The remedy with Jason Moraz.

[00:32:15] I used to sing the remedy is experience.

[00:32:18] This is a dangerously gay song.

[00:32:19] Oh, that's the only reason he knows Moraz.

[00:32:22] Because it would be on the radio guy.

[00:32:24] Because I listened to the radio in my car.

[00:32:27] You know, when I'm driving places to black owned businesses to support them.

[00:32:31] No, now I know you're like, what's the name of that Jason Moraz song?

[00:32:37] I doubt not a mastermind.

[00:32:39] You're lying because you would never have driven anywhere not blacked out.

[00:32:45] So you don't know what song was on.

[00:32:46] Murdered out, dude.

[00:32:47] In the 5% tense.

[00:32:49] 5% tense.

[00:32:50] You can't see it.

[00:32:53] Jason Moraz.

[00:32:54] I think Jason Moraz is pretty cool.

[00:32:55] I wonder.

[00:32:56] I like his hat.

[00:32:57] He's strong fedoras.

[00:32:58] Yeah, he dresses like rich Ross.

[00:33:04] Bowling shirts.

[00:33:05] No, boss doesn't even wear bowling shirts anymore.

[00:33:07] No, I mean, he is just.

[00:33:09] Oh my God.

[00:33:10] I thought that was literally a picture of Richard.

[00:33:12] When it was like small.

[00:33:13] Yeah.

[00:33:14] Jason Moraz is just younger.

[00:33:16] That's hilarious.

[00:33:17] Go to me.

[00:33:18] Oh my God.

[00:33:19] That is so funny.

[00:33:21] I want to suck dick because I am gay.

[00:33:26] That's the Colby Colleis on my head.

[00:33:28] Yeah, it is cool.

[00:33:29] Their last name is men's rights activist Z.

[00:33:33] Yeah.

[00:33:34] The Z stands for.

[00:33:36] Moraz is just getting absolutely sucked off.

[00:33:39] Playing his little soft soft rock by Megan trainer.

[00:33:42] I would fuck Megan trainer.

[00:33:44] No problem.

[00:33:45] I like the trainer to live in a cage.

[00:33:48] There's a new pop singer.

[00:33:49] Drink calm out one of those hamster dispensers.

[00:33:52] That would be pretty cool.

[00:33:54] I fucking do.

[00:33:55] Don't even have sex with her.

[00:33:56] I just am prison or in a small cage.

[00:33:58] You're a comer.

[00:33:59] Well, we need to be multiple people's calm to fill one of those things.

[00:34:02] But you wouldn't contribute to it.

[00:34:05] Can I get out of here?

[00:34:08] Drink the calm bitch.

[00:34:09] Drink it all, Megan.

[00:34:10] Back in your wheel.

[00:34:15] It sucks the dick.

[00:34:17] Megan gets a dick again.

[00:34:18] Ooh, Megan McCain.

[00:34:19] I'll look at pictures of her again.

[00:34:21] No, dude.

[00:34:22] As long as they're going to...

[00:34:24] Megan.

[00:34:25] Dude, her head is so fat.

[00:34:27] Megan McCain's?

[00:34:28] Yeah.

[00:34:29] Yeah.

[00:34:30] She's got a big dome.

[00:34:31] Can't type traumatism.

[00:34:32] She's going to add again for no reason.

[00:34:34] Yeah, hopefully.

[00:34:35] Not a fan, never was a fan.

[00:34:36] Not cool.

[00:34:37] That's not his boot.

[00:34:39] Yeah.

[00:34:40] It's just like a rock.

[00:34:41] It's funny because you can see through her dress just how disgusting her stomach is.

[00:34:45] Now, I'm not like the kind of guy that body shame women.

[00:34:48] Sure.

[00:34:49] I'm not.

[00:34:50] No.

[00:34:51] But she's disgusting.

[00:34:52] Yes.

[00:34:53] You know?

[00:34:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:34:55] Megan...

[00:34:56] Trainer.

[00:34:57] Titty.

[00:34:58] Nudes.

[00:34:59] How about Megan Pokemon Trainer?

[00:35:00] She's like, I gotta get the fucking gym badge.

[00:35:02] The what the?

[00:35:03] The gym badge.

[00:35:04] I gotta...

[00:35:05] Yeah.

[00:35:06] You could use a gym badge.

[00:35:08] Just fucking Megan McCain.

[00:35:09] Gator.

[00:35:10] You could use a couple of gym badges.

[00:35:12] Were you guys saying a couple episodes ago you'd fuck her?

[00:35:14] Yeah.

[00:35:15] Yeah.

[00:35:16] I wouldn't fuck her.

[00:35:17] What is this thing where you fuck people that you also respect?

[00:35:22] I respect everyone I fuck.

[00:35:24] Yeah.

[00:35:25] That's not true.

[00:35:26] Anyone that allows me entrance into their glory.

[00:35:29] I know a number of women that you fuck that you don't respect.

[00:35:32] Yeah.

[00:35:33] Who?

[00:35:34] That black girl from that coffee shop that you're online and you're...

[00:35:37] That's not true.

[00:35:38] Yeah.

[00:35:39] She got mad because she wouldn't let you call her the N word during sex.

[00:35:42] No, I want her to call me the N word.

[00:35:45] Yeah.

[00:35:46] So that you could use it later.

[00:35:47] That's how the N word works.

[00:35:49] Yeah.

[00:35:50] You called it one time.

[00:35:51] It's like a gift certificate to Chick-fil-A.

[00:35:54] Oh, why thank you?

[00:35:55] We can give it to somebody and then they can spend it how they choose.

[00:36:00] It would be nice.

[00:36:02] Yeah.

[00:36:03] Megan Trainer is not attractive.

[00:36:05] No, she's a big girl.

[00:36:06] I would smash no prong.

[00:36:07] She's like a new pop star that's like a big, big girl.

[00:36:10] Lizzo?

[00:36:11] Lizzo, that's it.

[00:36:12] Yeah.

[00:36:13] Lizzo.

[00:36:14] And everyone's like, yeah.

[00:36:15] Who's the fat Amy Winehouse?

[00:36:17] Adele?

[00:36:18] Did she die?

[00:36:19] No.

[00:36:20] She's a gymnast.

[00:36:21] She's got a child.

[00:36:22] I always thought she was dead.

[00:36:24] No.

[00:36:25] Why did you think she was dead?

[00:36:26] I don't know.

[00:36:28] Lizzo?

[00:36:29] Yeah, Lizzo's a big lady.

[00:36:31] Oh, and here she is dressed like Pokemon.

[00:36:34] She dresses like Pokemon?

[00:36:36] Yeah, well, it's like Sailor Moon.

[00:36:38] Oh, cool.

[00:36:40] That's a cool thing.

[00:36:42] There's a rapper called Cupcake.

[00:36:45] Who's big too?

[00:36:46] Who feels like the Wario to Lizzo's Mario.

[00:36:49] Yeah.

[00:36:50] Why?

[00:36:51] A guy or a girl?

[00:36:52] A girl.

[00:36:53] A big girl.

[00:36:54] Another plus size.

[00:36:55] Well, there were always big girl rappers.

[00:36:57] I was like, you still like a bit, dude.

[00:36:58] I know, how dare she?

[00:36:59] She's still in her bit by being fat, dude.

[00:37:02] Hey.

[00:37:03] Anything for the community, man.

[00:37:04] I just want to voice R.

[00:37:05] I was saying, Lindy West show should be called the Unfocable

[00:37:08] Kimishment.

[00:37:09] Don't besmirch anyone in the community, please.

[00:37:13] Yeah.

[00:37:14] Okay.

[00:37:15] She's doing a big thing for the fat movement.

[00:37:19] It would be nice to put all the fat people just in one cul-de-sac.

[00:37:23] Just line them up at the end of a street.

[00:37:26] Just in America?

[00:37:28] Yeah, they just a giant cul-de-sac and all the fat people sit around the middle of it.

[00:37:32] There's a piece of ham.

[00:37:35] Two of them are called at the same time and they have to battle for the ham in the middle.

[00:37:41] Did a Lindy write an article that was like fat people, like it's time to sway the election

[00:37:47] or something.

[00:37:48] Yeah, that's hilarious.

[00:37:49] We brought that up numerous times.

[00:37:51] Yeah.

[00:37:52] Listen, change the electoral college to per pound.

[00:37:55] How about Trilbert?

[00:37:56] That's not the best.

[00:37:57] How about Trilbert?

[00:37:58] Trilbert, the Lindy West Dilbert.

[00:38:00] Yeah.

[00:38:01] That's good.

[00:38:02] She was like, they're supposed to be Cinnabons in the break room.

[00:38:06] They're supposed to be.

[00:38:08] There might have been one time.

[00:38:09] Well, it was my first day here and that's part of the reason I accepted the job.

[00:38:15] I'm not being unreasonable here.

[00:38:18] Everyone should be fired until the Cinnabons come back.

[00:38:22] I, Adi Bryant is good as shit in that show though.

[00:38:26] Yeah.

[00:38:27] She's so likable.

[00:38:28] Yeah.

[00:38:29] She's funny.

[00:38:30] She's too nice to play Lindy West.

[00:38:31] Yeah.

[00:38:32] It's like, despite the good writing and like the performances, like what Lindy thinks of

[00:38:38] herself still comes through and it doesn't really jive.

[00:38:41] Exactly.

[00:38:42] That's the biggest news.

[00:38:43] That's the biggest news.

[00:38:44] The jokes are fun.

[00:38:45] I like the cast.

[00:38:46] Yeah.

[00:38:47] And then, but then once it starts being like preachy, it's kind of weird and doesn't feel

[00:38:52] like the same show.

[00:38:53] Yeah.

[00:38:54] Well, it's so funny because it's like, this is a show about a fat woman.

[00:38:57] It's like, no, it's just a show about a fat person.

[00:38:59] Right.

[00:39:00] So she goes and gets an abortion and there's like zero pushback.

[00:39:04] No, like an opportunity to like discuss what women face having to go do something that's

[00:39:10] like still a contentious issue that like there's still legislation that prevents women from

[00:39:15] having access to it.

[00:39:17] No discussion of any of that.

[00:39:18] No.

[00:39:19] She's like, well, I guess I'll go get an abortion.

[00:39:20] And that's that.

[00:39:21] The problem on the show is that the morning after pill doesn't work on fat shows.

[00:39:25] Right.

[00:39:26] And it's like, that is a problem.

[00:39:27] If you don't know that.

[00:39:28] They haven't fixed that since.

[00:39:30] I think they tell you to take you.

[00:39:31] Yeah, exactly because it's a fucking medicine.

[00:39:33] It's like the pill isn't prejudice.

[00:39:35] You have more body that needs to like process that medication.

[00:39:39] Well, the farm is just gonna say something.

[00:39:41] Yeah.

[00:39:42] That is kind of fucking weird.

[00:39:43] Do you know what?

[00:39:44] So, but is that a societal issue?

[00:39:45] They say on the show, like, oh, that guy's just bad at his job.

[00:39:48] So that's not like, it's not a fucking societal issue.

[00:39:51] It's not indicative of any kind of prejudice that the pill doesn't work on fat people

[00:39:56] or that you have to take too.

[00:39:57] I'm sorry.

[00:39:58] It's not how it works.

[00:39:59] Yeah.

[00:40:00] It's food prejudice because you have to eat more of it.

[00:40:02] If you're big.

[00:40:03] If you're fat, no, you do.

[00:40:04] You can't stay fat unless you're eating too much.

[00:40:06] But I mean.

[00:40:07] That's the only way it works.

[00:40:08] Imagine thinking you're not, you're definitely not pregnant and no one's so.

[00:40:12] I mean, nobody I talked to knows about that shit.

[00:40:14] I was watching that show with a bunch of people.

[00:40:16] Elder says girlfriend and they're like, what the fuck?

[00:40:18] Yeah, you've never heard of it.

[00:40:19] But that is crazy.

[00:40:20] Like, to think you're not, someone should tell fat people that shit.

[00:40:24] Well, they say over 185.

[00:40:25] I don't remember.

[00:40:26] Who wasn't that?

[00:40:27] Listen, I've never.

[00:40:28] There's probably like specifics to a lot of medication you don't know about.

[00:40:32] It's not like the morning after pill is something you're taking constantly.

[00:40:35] Yeah, but it's like a very specific.

[00:40:38] If you were going to go to like a doctor and get birth control, your doctor wouldn't prescribe

[00:40:42] you a type of birth control that's just not going to work on you.

[00:40:44] It's a fucking over the counter medication.

[00:40:46] I mean, there's like a lot of, there's a lot of shit where it's like dependent on like

[00:40:51] the size of your body.

[00:40:52] And I'm sorry.

[00:40:53] If you're fat, like maybe you should, you maybe you should be like reading the thing on

[00:40:56] the box for the medication that you're fucking taking.

[00:40:59] No one assumes it's not going to work on you.

[00:41:02] That's, I mean, that's if you go to the pharmacy for the morning after pill and they give you

[00:41:05] one, it's their fault.

[00:41:07] Yeah, you ask for the more you ask for something and then they give you one of them.

[00:41:11] You don't.

[00:41:12] Yeah, you can't just it's not over.

[00:41:13] Yeah, it's not like you're like, Oh, so they're supposed to just like, well, you know, you're

[00:41:17] too fat for this medicine.

[00:41:19] Oh, they should say come step up on this industrial.

[00:41:21] Yeah.

[00:41:22] Yeah.

[00:41:23] Beep, beep, we're bringing a scale that can weigh you.

[00:41:28] Yeah, it's totally strange as a show for sure.

[00:41:32] It like, I don't know, but people are really fucking funny on it.

[00:41:38] Patty Harrison's funny on it.

[00:41:39] Joe Farr so funny on it.

[00:41:41] I like the, the, the, the only watch the first two are really well cast.

[00:41:46] Yeah, the parents are mean to her.

[00:41:48] The guy who like the guy who tried to molest McCauley Culkin.

[00:41:51] That's not Joe Pesci from home.

[00:41:53] Probably watch the first episode of it.

[00:41:55] I watched the first two.

[00:41:56] And the lady who played Pat is her mom from SNL.

[00:42:01] Pat is it a man?

[00:42:02] Oh, yeah.

[00:42:03] Yeah.

[00:42:04] Yeah.

[00:42:05] So that was fun to see her back in the mix.

[00:42:06] Uh huh.

[00:42:07] Wow.

[00:42:08] Pat was a real forward thinking.

[00:42:10] Trans.

[00:42:11] Yeah.

[00:42:12] Yeah.

[00:42:13] Someone that's not gender new or no, probably a day then.

[00:42:15] They're binary.

[00:42:16] Yeah.

[00:42:17] You don't think about that.

[00:42:19] Pat's they them.

[00:42:20] Pat exciting.

[00:42:21] It's not even a sketch anymore.

[00:42:23] Yeah.

[00:42:24] There's the two trans icons of the 90s.

[00:42:26] Not even trans bro.

[00:42:27] They just, they're fucking.

[00:42:29] Yeah.

[00:42:30] They're fucking.

[00:42:31] No.

[00:42:32] They're not, they don't belong on a binary.

[00:42:33] Exactly.

[00:42:34] They're not on the X or Y axis.

[00:42:36] Nope.

[00:42:37] They're just floating out there on space.

[00:42:39] I would like to see gold dust in Pat.

[00:42:41] Fuck.

[00:42:42] I would love that.

[00:42:43] I don't know.

[00:42:44] Just switching off who's topping his bottoming.

[00:42:47] Who's got a cock?

[00:42:48] Who's got a pussy?

[00:42:49] I don't know.

[00:42:50] It doesn't matter.

[00:42:51] It doesn't matter.

[00:42:52] I'm getting old fucking body paint, just rubbing off on Pat's rolls.

[00:42:57] I'm getting fucking hard.

[00:42:58] You guys ever watched pornography where the woman is body painted?

[00:43:02] No.

[00:43:03] I've watched a couple of that.

[00:43:04] Was that like Navi E. Porent Joy?

[00:43:06] Huh?

[00:43:07] Was that Navi Porent Joy?

[00:43:08] No, no.

[00:43:09] It's just like a hot ass Latino woman got her body painted and then they fucked her.

[00:43:14] It's pretty cool.

[00:43:15] It was honestly.

[00:43:16] The one time I went to a music festival, this girl I went with got her titties painted.

[00:43:21] Nice.

[00:43:22] And it was like I saw her titties kind of.

[00:43:24] Did you fuck her?

[00:43:25] No, I did not.

[00:43:26] Did you want to?

[00:43:28] Yes.

[00:43:29] Yeah, that's cool.

[00:43:31] That's what I mean.

[00:43:33] It's like kind of like a mountain sunset kind of scene across her titties.

[00:43:37] She had nice titties too.

[00:43:39] Very nice.

[00:43:40] What's she up to?

[00:43:41] I think she's being a good person somewhere.

[00:43:43] Nice.

[00:43:44] Yeah.

[00:43:45] Where?

[00:43:46] I don't know.

[00:43:47] I don't know.

[00:43:48] I think somewhere in like Seattle or Portland.

[00:43:49] Okay.

[00:43:50] Yeah.

[00:43:51] I don't know if you're listening.

[00:43:52] Thanks, you tell.

[00:43:53] I say what's good.

[00:43:55] Yeah.

[00:43:56] I don't have her number.

[00:43:59] What?

[00:44:00] Yeah.

[00:44:01] What you bring it up, man?

[00:44:03] Because I just remembered the body paint.

[00:44:10] What music festival was it?

[00:44:12] Yeah, here's but this like aspirin doesn't work if you're fat.

[00:44:15] You have to take more.

[00:44:16] I know I do take more.

[00:44:17] I've learned that through trial and error, but my headache just didn't go away.

[00:44:20] I didn't get pregnant.

[00:44:21] The stakes are much higher.

[00:44:22] Yeah, but I mean, you should like the basics of how like medicine work is like the effective

[00:44:27] dose scales up depending on like your match.

[00:44:29] Yeah, but I think if you ask it is the pharmacist fault, if you ask most people, did you know

[00:44:34] that the morning, would you?

[00:44:35] No, sure.

[00:44:36] But it's okay.

[00:44:37] Yeah.

[00:44:38] I mean, like fine, maybe most people don't know that, but it's like you should have an

[00:44:42] under you have to have some kind of responsibility for your health or whatever.

[00:44:45] I mean, like, do you ask most people what the effective dose for you individually for

[00:44:49] aspirin as people tell you their number or if you go to a pharmacy, you have to assume

[00:44:53] that they have some sort of expertise where it's like, I'm not going to take this like

[00:44:58] responsibility because their expertise is identifying the right pills that come in from

[00:45:02] a prescription in a fucking obese ass country.

[00:45:05] You're marketing yourself for something that's going to stop you from getting pregnant.

[00:45:07] I mean, look, I'm with you if it's just asked, but it's not like they don't tell people

[00:45:12] this.

[00:45:13] They don't.

[00:45:14] Nobody tells people this.

[00:45:15] So one scene in a TV show is indicative of they're trying to keep it secret that these

[00:45:20] pills.

[00:45:21] It's not they just didn't think about it, but it's like it's something that they should

[00:45:25] think about.

[00:45:26] We I mean, the people they know this though, this information is out there.

[00:45:29] It's not like this is really not bro.

[00:45:31] Ask most people.

[00:45:32] They don't know that she works.

[00:45:33] Yeah, but that doesn't mean that doesn't mean anything.

[00:45:35] As most people what the what the drug in plan plan B is.

[00:45:39] What is the drug?

[00:45:40] Do you know?

[00:45:41] That doesn't matter.

[00:45:42] Why does that not matter?

[00:45:43] The fact of those take it or it works.

[00:45:45] Okay, so what's the what is the the milligram dosage for regular person?

[00:45:48] It's cyclone.

[00:45:49] It's like on B.

[00:45:50] It's what they put in gas chambers.

[00:45:52] I don't fucking know.

[00:45:53] I don't need to know the dose.

[00:45:54] I need to know that if I take a pill that's going to stop me from getting pregnant, it's

[00:45:57] going to work.

[00:45:58] That's all you need to know.

[00:45:59] It's an emergency thing.

[00:46:00] It's not like some fucking minor shit.

[00:46:02] It's just been getting pregnant and not personally.

[00:46:05] I don't even want to have this conversation because we're three mayo ass cracker ass white

[00:46:10] men talking about women's health and reproductive issues and they should be we should be listening.

[00:46:15] I shouldn't even talk it.

[00:46:17] Thank God.

[00:46:18] Elders has a girlfriend now, but I fear for my man.

[00:46:21] He didn't know this back in the day when he was raw dogging fat.

[00:46:24] I could be uncle right now, but there's also I mean, it's like the amount of information.

[00:46:28] The amount of information like just because there's ignorance about the morning after

[00:46:32] pill, people don't know what it is.

[00:46:34] They don't know the effective dose.

[00:46:35] They don't know the terms in which how it works.

[00:46:37] Like it's to single out like, well, most people don't know that it doesn't work on obese

[00:46:41] people.

[00:46:42] It's like that doesn't indicate any kind of like you if you can't drink coffee with

[00:46:46] yourself.

[00:46:47] If there's some crazy that no, but what I'm saying, you know, you know that no motherfucker.

[00:46:50] What I'm saying is if there was something that affected a lot of people, you know, a

[00:46:54] big percentage of people and it stopped it from working, then it should be just as out

[00:46:59] there as fat people.

[00:47:00] I'm not.

[00:47:01] I mean, it's just like there's a lot of motherfuckers are fat and you shouldn't have to like have

[00:47:04] to get a surprise abortion when you thought you were being relatively responsible.

[00:47:08] When my girlfriend got an abortion, we got the morning after.

[00:47:12] Really?

[00:47:13] And it doesn't work.

[00:47:14] And she was little.

[00:47:15] Doesn't work.

[00:47:16] Yeah.

[00:47:17] Yeah.

[00:47:18] So that means there must be some kind of like prejudice against whatever happened.

[00:47:20] It's not a prejudice.

[00:47:21] It just didn't work.

[00:47:22] No, that's the whole point that the show is trying to make that there's some there's

[00:47:25] some kind of like it's like there is like a some social boundary or or I understand that

[00:47:33] and I don't think that rather than being a minor like rather than being like an inconvenience

[00:47:39] that circumstantially has to do with the fact that she's fat.

[00:47:42] Yeah.

[00:47:43] I mean, there is something to it like how it is the kind of thing where it's like this

[00:47:47] is like pharmacist or probably like healthy, whatever they don't think about.

[00:47:51] They think about things as like the ideal person.

[00:47:53] The same way that like a lot of VR technology or like a lot of shit that's supposed to be

[00:47:57] for like facial recognition only recognizes white faces and shit like that.

[00:48:02] There are societal like things that the people in charge of stuff don't think of other people

[00:48:08] or you know what I mean?

[00:48:09] Like, I think that happens a lot.

[00:48:10] There's like and this is one of those situations.

[00:48:13] It's not like no one's like let's we're out to get fat people but it is a thing of like

[00:48:17] you should have been thinking about the actual application of this pill and that most people

[00:48:22] in America are fat as shit.

[00:48:24] Most people aren't fat as shit.

[00:48:26] Whatever like a big we're a fat ass country.

[00:48:29] We're the fat ass country.

[00:48:30] There's a lot of women using this product.

[00:48:32] You know what's another prejudice and you can tell more pills.

[00:48:34] You sell two of them.

[00:48:35] There's bad prejudice.

[00:48:36] People don't talk about the eggplant emoji is prejudice to men with small white penis.

[00:48:40] That's so true.

[00:48:41] I think of that all the time.

[00:48:42] We need a parsnip emoji.

[00:48:43] I look at it.

[00:48:44] It makes me want to cry.

[00:48:46] I don't want to send that to my girl.

[00:48:48] Do people are people mad about the retarded face emoji?

[00:48:51] I like that one with the eyes and the tongue going on.

[00:48:53] The one that looks like Cartman in the special Olympics episode.

[00:48:56] Yeah.

[00:48:57] The tongue going to the side and the eyes going in the center.

[00:48:58] Is that the one you send when you like you're coming?

[00:49:01] Yeah, it's the busting emoji.

[00:49:02] Yeah, it's 100% the busting emoji.

[00:49:06] And the drooling emoji is like I'm about, I'm getting my dick sucked.

[00:49:09] And then the other one's the busting emoji.

[00:49:11] I was told once what my face looks like while I'm fucking in it really upset me.

[00:49:16] Just your normal face.

[00:49:17] No, it's like, what's your you be telling people then?

[00:49:22] Like how do you go about telling fat people?

[00:49:25] Oh by the way, also part of being fat is the morning after pill doesn't work on you.

[00:49:29] You put a fucking sticker on the pill that's like dosage for people over or whatever.

[00:49:34] Does that not say that?

[00:49:35] No, I don't know.

[00:49:37] But it should be like fucking, there should be something like, I don't know, a fucking

[00:49:42] sticker or some shit.

[00:49:43] Because like even like fat activists can blame it reminding them that obesity is unhealthy

[00:49:47] is fat phobic.

[00:49:48] Factivist.

[00:49:49] I mean, that's dumb as shit.

[00:49:51] I'm just saying in this particular case it's a legitimate thing that could affect a lot

[00:49:56] of people.

[00:49:57] So it's like wrong to like have like public awareness campaigns and say like, hey, like

[00:50:04] cancer is on the rise in millennials because like obesity related cancers are on the rise

[00:50:10] in millennials because like for the most part millennials are fatter than the parents were.

[00:50:14] Like there's fat people to get upset with that kind of messaging because it's like we

[00:50:18] already know that stuff.

[00:50:19] But if you were to say, hey, another thing is if you're fat, the morning after pill won't

[00:50:22] work.

[00:50:23] It's like I could easily see that being a thing like, well, what's the point of even

[00:50:26] telling us that?

[00:50:27] No, that's stupid.

[00:50:28] The point is so you're fucking pregnant.

[00:50:31] I see what you're saying where the show's trying to establish that some sort of social

[00:50:35] little prejudice towards fat people when in reality it's just a pharmacist that wasn't

[00:50:39] doing his job.

[00:50:41] But like at the same time, like they should like note just to look for that.

[00:50:45] And they did present it as this is something that happens universally and like I'm not sure

[00:50:49] that that's true.

[00:50:50] I think that I would assume that most pharmacists would be like, oh, you should if you're over

[00:50:56] X amount, you should be real.

[00:50:57] Joseph says in the show she's taken it four times.

[00:51:00] Yeah, she said that.

[00:51:01] So has it worked prior to that?

[00:51:03] No, she just didn't get pregnant.

[00:51:04] She fucks.

[00:51:05] It's not that it worked.

[00:51:08] It's just that she did.

[00:51:09] Does it never work?

[00:51:10] If you're a pharmacist, if you get raw dog, you don't get pregnant every fucking time.

[00:51:14] And so does the does the morning after pill never work on fat people?

[00:51:17] I don't fucking know, dude.

[00:51:19] So what if it works some of the time?

[00:51:20] I mean, is it like is it the onus on the pharmacist say like, oh, this is going to work.

[00:51:25] You shouldn't buy it.

[00:51:26] Even though you bought it three times prior.

[00:51:29] I don't I'm saying that you tell you the amount of dosage.

[00:51:33] I don't know.

[00:51:34] I was I was bringing up a point about how it's a show about fat people and not women or whatever.

[00:51:37] And then this became point of contention is that it.

[00:51:41] Yeah, I think they should that that that.

[00:51:43] I tell people that if you're fat, it's not going to work because it's not a headache.

[00:51:46] It's a fucking baby.

[00:51:47] But again, like who who is they?

[00:51:50] The fucking manufacturer of the pill and the pharmacist and not fine print.

[00:51:56] I don't know.

[00:51:57] I don't understand.

[00:51:58] I mean, I understand what the big deal here is.

[00:52:00] It's just that's that's something that should be more it shouldn't be like surprising to

[00:52:04] find out that if you're over 180 or whatever the fuck it is, like it should just be common

[00:52:10] knowledge because it's a fucking emergency thing.

[00:52:13] The same way with fucking Narcan or some shit if they're like, hey, if you're fat and you're

[00:52:16] having a fucking if an epic pen is like you need to fucking Epi pens because you're fat,

[00:52:21] they should fucking tell you that it's the same kind of shit.

[00:52:23] That's all I'm saying.

[00:52:24] Yeah.

[00:52:25] Well, anyway, they got this fucking Beto or running punk rock style campaign for president.

[00:52:32] What do you guys think about that?

[00:52:33] We already talked about that.

[00:52:35] He's okay.

[00:52:36] I like beta.

[00:52:37] Dude, I'm back in.

[00:52:38] Yeah, because he's because he's standing on fucking on tables where people eat.

[00:52:42] Yeah.

[00:52:43] Yeah, that's cool.

[00:52:44] That's punk.

[00:52:45] It makes me horny.

[00:52:48] Yeah.

[00:52:49] The FDA says the data still isn't available or conclusive enough to lead to a warning label

[00:52:53] or prescription changes.

[00:52:55] So it's not even this isn't even conclusive information.

[00:52:58] So she kind of made it up.

[00:52:59] Of course she is lying.

[00:53:01] Yeah.

[00:53:02] The FDA says the data available aren't conclusive enough to lead to warning label prescription

[00:53:07] changes.

[00:53:08] I think sometimes the morning after pill just doesn't work.

[00:53:09] Last May, the agency announced that it completed its review, but the data was too limited

[00:53:13] and conflicting to warrant changing the label in the US.

[00:53:17] There are currently no weight related considerations on the plan B or one step label according

[00:53:22] to the FDA.

[00:53:23] So so because it didn't work for Lindy and because one pharmacist one time didn't let

[00:53:27] her know that like, hey, anecdotally, this might not work on fat people.

[00:53:32] That's like so then she wrote a problem.

[00:53:34] Yeah.

[00:53:35] So she is a liar and we got her folks.

[00:53:40] So that's that canceled whatever man.

[00:53:46] I don't give a fuck away.

[00:53:47] I mean, I agree that the show is weird when it's like, well, it's just what I mean, it's

[00:53:51] like, it's more of this thing that ever like she in particular, but a lot of like fat activists

[00:53:56] operate on this assumption that the world is out of get them or is that there's some kind

[00:54:00] of fat prejudice, which is like probably manifested from like years of bullying growing up, but

[00:54:07] it's like also you're like, you do live in an adult world and things aren't set up just

[00:54:11] to hurt your feelings.

[00:54:12] The fact that you take up two seats on a plane is not like the airlines trying to hurt your

[00:54:17] feelings.

[00:54:18] Nick, it was you who showed me that rock sand gate talking about the airport.

[00:54:22] Yeah, she complains about having to walk around the airport.

[00:54:25] It's like, it's a fucking airport.

[00:54:27] I don't, I'm sorry that places have distances.

[00:54:29] Have you searched her name on, was that it?

[00:54:32] If you search at airport and like her name on Twitter, it's really funny.

[00:54:35] She's just complaining constantly.

[00:54:38] Yeah.

[00:54:39] I mean, fat, fat people in particular have like an issue with like, like misinterpreting

[00:54:43] inconvenience as prejudice.

[00:54:46] A lot of people do.

[00:54:47] I mean, I think there's a lot of like, like where did my armrest go?

[00:54:50] I was supposed to have two armrests.

[00:54:53] And now there's only one.

[00:54:54] It's because the world hates fat people.

[00:54:56] And it's like, no, they just got rid of one of the armrests.

[00:55:00] Uh huh.

[00:55:01] I mean, I think there's definitely like some people overdo it with like, you can be like,

[00:55:06] I'm trying to lose weight, not because I give a fuck about being fat, but because like,

[00:55:10] my foot hurts and I have fucking sleep apnea.

[00:55:12] Sure.

[00:55:13] So I'm just trying to like, I want to be as fat as I can be with, then be healthy.

[00:55:17] Sure.

[00:55:18] But it's like, I do think there is like a weird thing of like, people say like, just pretending

[00:55:23] like there aren't problems with being fat.

[00:55:26] That is, that is weird to me that it's like, yeah, it's like probably society treats you

[00:55:30] worse legitimately because they just treat people that are like not because you're unattractive.

[00:55:34] Yeah.

[00:55:35] Exactly.

[00:55:36] Yes.

[00:55:37] But like other than that, it's like, I do think some of like the fat activism shit like

[00:55:42] goes too far in terms of pretending it's not, there aren't negative things that come with

[00:55:48] being overweight.

[00:55:49] I agree with that.

[00:55:50] But like, yeah, I don't know.

[00:55:52] I do think like the medicine should, I mean, I think that thing is a little different.

[00:55:56] But I grew your larger point that it is like a complaining and it's also really trying

[00:56:01] to shoehorn an identity that doesn't, doesn't really exist honestly, but I don't know.

[00:56:10] I don't know about the, I do think they should have more armrests.

[00:56:13] It's just like, you know, I don't know, like specifically the airplane thing is too, like

[00:56:17] to go on an airplane and complain that like, oh, well, they made me buy two seats.

[00:56:22] It's like, well, you take up two seats and there's a Sikh family being escorted off the

[00:56:26] plane.

[00:56:27] So like, like, what's the issue here?

[00:56:29] Yeah.

[00:56:30] You know, I don't know, whatever.

[00:56:32] What are you looking at in your phone?

[00:56:34] So my dog walker just called me and said that there's a problem.

[00:56:37] Oh, what's the problem?

[00:56:39] Let me call back.

[00:56:40] No, no, let's guess.

[00:56:42] She said that I see was refusing to walk.

[00:56:45] Oh, this is probably just doing that shit.

[00:56:48] She does.

[00:56:49] I told her already, just a yanker.

[00:56:50] Hold on.

[00:56:51] Let me, I got to call.

[00:56:52] She's a pit bull.

[00:56:53] She loves being yanked.

[00:56:54] You're not, is your dog ever daddy Yankee?

[00:56:56] What if it's daddy Yankee and he's yanking off?

[00:56:59] That's good.

[00:57:00] Yeah.

[00:57:01] He's the king of beating.

[00:57:02] I'm getting a look at him.

[00:57:05] I'm getting a looking at porno.

[00:57:07] I'm getting a stupid conversation about fat activism.

[00:57:12] I fucking hate it.

[00:57:13] The show was going, it was fun.

[00:57:15] It was funny up top.

[00:57:17] You have this dumb conversation about this non issue.

[00:57:22] I just, yeah, I mean, who cares?

[00:57:24] There should just, just make a fat section on the plane that costs more money.

[00:57:28] No one is having a fat act of a conversation outside of the plan B thing.

[00:57:32] What do you mean?

[00:57:34] I think, I think that, I don't know, I think you just hate Lindy West and like you hate

[00:57:40] it.

[00:57:41] I don't hate Lindy West.

[00:57:42] It's just like, it's just something sticks in your crawl big time here.

[00:57:45] What do you mean?

[00:57:47] Something like, I don't know.

[00:57:48] It's like, I agree that the plan B shit is, I mean, I agree that the show, I don't know,

[00:57:52] it's-

[00:57:53] I don't hate Lindy West.

[00:57:54] I think like, a lot of what Lindy West does is sort of selfish and like, it's mostly self

[00:58:00] centered and it is pitched as like, yeah, again, like some kind of identity issue.

[00:58:05] It's not an identity issue.

[00:58:06] I agree with that.

[00:58:07] I don't see it as an identity issue.

[00:58:08] It's all about like you specifically being in convenience and then extrapolating this

[00:58:11] out to, you know, being like a huge thing that the world is doing to people like you.

[00:58:16] Right, right, right.

[00:58:17] Yeah.

[00:58:18] And I didn't really pay attention to the whole show overall.

[00:58:20] Like I watched like, I popped in and out, I think I watched episodes one, two and maybe

[00:58:25] the last one.

[00:58:26] But it was weird when it was like, when it was just like a fun, like a fun comedy, whatever

[00:58:32] sitcom, I was like, whatever.

[00:58:33] It's kind of fun.

[00:58:34] And I like the people here.

[00:58:35] But yeah, once it starts being like, this is an issue based thing, it did feel weird.

[00:58:39] Yeah, I mean, it's just like all I saw.

[00:58:42] Yeah.

[00:58:43] I only watched the first episode, but like, yeah, I mean, like stuff like she wants to

[00:58:47] write that feature and then she's like too scared to ask.

[00:58:51] And then when she finally does ask, she's a bitch about it.

[00:58:54] She asked one time.

[00:58:55] Right.

[00:58:56] And then that weird gay character that's like, you're a bitch and I love you.

[00:58:59] Yeah, we got Dan Savage supposed to be Dan and then she has to shit all over that other

[00:59:06] guy.

[00:59:07] Yeah, that was for no reason.

[00:59:08] She threw him under the bus.

[00:59:10] Yeah.

[00:59:11] That was a nice.

[00:59:12] Yeah.

[00:59:13] Larry fucking sucks.

[00:59:14] And I'm great.

[00:59:15] And I know that because I've done nothing.

[00:59:17] Right.

[00:59:18] And she writes, she quids her job after writing literally two articles, I think later on.

[00:59:22] Oh, I didn't.

[00:59:23] Yeah, I just watched two episodes.

[00:59:24] The thing about Lindy is Lindy used to be funny.

[00:59:26] I mean, if you go back and read her old shit from when she was at the stranger, she was

[00:59:30] funny.

[00:59:31] You know, Lindy gave up, but she said it herself.

[00:59:34] She's like, it sucks because my whole life I've been known as a funny person.

[00:59:36] Now I have to choose between being funny or being fat.

[00:59:39] It's like, who says who?

[00:59:40] No, you don't.

[00:59:41] Who made you choose?

[00:59:42] Yeah.

[00:59:43] Nobody.

[00:59:44] In fact, it's pretty easy to be.

[00:59:45] Yeah.

[00:59:46] It helps you to be fun.

[00:59:47] Yeah.

[00:59:48] Louis Anderson, hilarious.

[00:59:50] What you wanted was to be funny and fat, but then also hot.

[00:59:54] And it's like, no, right, right.

[00:59:56] That's where you don't, you don't get, yes, you can be funny, but then you got to accept

[01:00:01] being retarded and gay or fat, gay, small dick, Jewish, small dick, racist.

[01:00:09] I'm not racist.

[01:00:11] It's against black owned businesses.

[01:00:17] Yeah.

[01:00:18] I'm fucking gay now.

[01:00:20] Yeah.

[01:00:21] Which gay, pornography.

[01:00:22] Time is small.

[01:00:23] What happened with your dog, man?

[01:00:25] This is usual.

[01:00:26] It picked her up two hours ago.

[01:00:29] And it was, it's a 30 minute walk.

[01:00:31] Is she hot?

[01:00:32] She's been out for two hours.

[01:00:33] She's hot.

[01:00:34] I was saying on the show.

[01:00:35] I did not.

[01:00:36] I don't know what she looks like.

[01:00:37] You saw her.

[01:00:38] She's saying.

[01:00:39] She's saying hot on the phone.

[01:00:40] She sounds like a nice person.

[01:00:41] She's asking what she was wearing.

[01:00:42] I asked her, what would you wear?

[01:00:43] I asked her.

[01:00:44] She could send me like her manbo or something because she's been fucking walking my dog

[01:00:48] for two hours.

[01:00:49] I said, hey, am I, can I be a tape pick?

[01:00:50] Because she's like too afraid to yank her up.

[01:00:52] Like sometimes like, I feel just like sit down on the ground and you have to like say,

[01:00:56] like, no, we're fucking walking.

[01:00:57] It was making me laugh a lot yesterday.

[01:00:58] It was a funny little bit.

[01:00:59] She did it to Nick one time when Nick was walking.

[01:01:00] To imagine BB saying, all right, everybody, time to play Mario and Luini.

[01:01:07] He says Mario and Luigi is Mario and Luini.

[01:01:10] Is that funny or no?

[01:01:12] I don't know why it was getting.

[01:01:13] Marnio.

[01:01:14] Yeah.

[01:01:15] I'm Marnio and Luini.

[01:01:16] Yeah.

[01:01:17] I think the voice is doing some heavy lifting.

[01:01:18] Yeah.

[01:01:19] And I think we all know what that with the root of that joke is.

[01:01:22] Yeah, that is retarded.

[01:01:23] Yeah.

[01:01:24] He's a manly retard guy.

[01:01:25] I want to play Mario.

[01:01:26] What's he up to?

[01:01:27] I don't know.

[01:01:28] I think he's dead.

[01:01:29] Oh, dude.

[01:01:30] He's got, yeah, that guy lives in pain.

[01:01:33] It's so funny that like in like fiction or whatever, you imagine somebody that lives

[01:01:38] in pain becomes like this hard and evil, you know, like Bane or whatever.

[01:01:43] Yeah.

[01:01:44] But the truth is you end up just being a retard that makes birthday videos for people.

[01:01:48] I think BB's Trump now.

[01:01:50] Yeah.

[01:01:51] Oh, really?

[01:01:52] Yeah.

[01:01:53] Which I think is a good brand decision.

[01:01:55] Yeah.

[01:01:56] Is that what you think?

[01:01:57] Yeah.

[01:01:58] So you fucking think.

[01:01:59] That's what I think, brother.

[01:02:00] Okay.

[01:02:01] All right.

[01:02:02] I'm just asking.

[01:02:03] As a branding expert.

[01:02:04] I was just asking.

[01:02:05] Vinnie Beadle wants to come on the show next week.

[01:02:07] I don't know if people want him back on the show.

[01:02:11] Well, I don't have a problem with it.

[01:02:14] I don't care personally, but you know, a lot of people in my life that listen to the show

[01:02:19] were like, never let that guy back on the show.

[01:02:22] We should have him on every week to do recaps of big mail.

[01:02:25] Vinnie's corner.

[01:02:26] Vinnie's big mail corner.

[01:02:27] Yeah.

[01:02:28] Let's give us updates on BAM.

[01:02:30] How's he doing?

[01:02:31] Vinnie did text me the other day.

[01:02:33] He's like, I heard from BAM.

[01:02:35] He said he's doing okay.

[01:02:37] I saw an Instagram.

[01:02:38] He's back home with his wife.

[01:02:39] Oh, is he?

[01:02:40] BAM, hit me up today.

[01:02:41] He's doing well.

[01:02:42] So let's get BAM back on the show.

[01:02:47] Honestly, that is the, that's the guess I want.

[01:02:51] I want to fall away from the chaos.

[01:02:56] Yeah.

[01:02:57] We got to get him away from his bitch wife that's ruining his life.

[01:03:00] With her pussy ring.

[01:03:02] With her pierce.

[01:03:03] That's what we do is we get a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,

[01:03:05] big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big bitch I know.

[01:03:08] The murderer pussy off.

[01:03:11] A literal pussy magnum.

[01:03:12] He was so bad for this dog walker.

[01:03:15] Why?

[01:03:16] Because she was out for like two and a half hours with my dog.

[01:03:19] I mean that's kind of a problem.

[01:03:21] Is she hot?

[01:03:22] What's your name?

[01:03:23] What's your name?

[01:03:24] What's your name?

[01:03:25] Not going to say anything.

[01:03:26] Does she naked?

[01:03:27] Do you think she was working a dog naked?

[01:03:28] Do you think she's working a dog naked a smells pussy?

[01:03:29] Because she's working cuffs.

[01:03:30] Can we ask her to have sex with us?

[01:03:33] Give us her number and then we can say you're not allowed to get mad at the app or Adam because we took his your number from his phone

[01:03:39] But we heard you're walking his dog and we have sex with us

[01:03:43] Wait, wait, wait, are you hot?

[01:03:46] Wait real quick real quick

[01:03:48] Can we see you

[01:03:50] Before we have sex before we have sex

[01:03:54] And I get to go first before so no I get to go for no I'm going for she already said I could

[01:04:02] I'm not gonna broker you guys having sex with this poor girl. Why not dude. Oh, she's poor too

[01:04:08] I'm saying poor isn't it's unfortunate what happened with my desperate amateurs. Yeah, that's that's that's my my

[01:04:16] Porn website is I call people to walk my dog and then I lock the door behind them

[01:04:20] Like where's the dog you go right here? There's a you have a gun with dog ears on it. Yeah

[01:04:27] That would be cool too. They could be both

[01:04:31] You like right here you hand her leash that's tied to your cock. Yeah, then she yanks it. That'd be cool

[01:04:38] You know those invisible dog. Yeah, the leashes. Yeah, you probably like those a lot as a kid out of didn't you?

[01:04:44] No, that was probably real at it. What but the fact the least the factory for that is in

[01:04:49] Was by my gym

[01:04:52] There's this place those called the invisible dog factory and I was like what the fuck is that you have some crazy name drops dude

[01:04:59] David Pamer was actually my neighbor, dude. I'm actually friends with that guy

[01:05:03] The invisible dog leash factory. Yeah, dude. I'm friends. No, I walked past every day. I was like I actually know those guys

[01:05:12] Hey guys cool at it

[01:05:14] I'm friends with the guy that invented the

[01:05:16] It the invisible dog. No, I walk past every day. I was like what the fuck is I used to keep walk past it every day practicing my lip

[01:05:24] All the way into the black-owned businesses. Did you ever walk like that? No never wore your orange sweat never once did I do the

[01:05:32] Yeah

[01:05:33] Strut yeah wiggers used to love that. Yeah. Whoa. I just recently found out what wicker stood for and

[01:05:40] And it's canceled. It's pretty racist, dude. Yeah, I had no idea

[01:05:46] I just I never put it together. Whoa. Yeah, I can't believe you said that word Adam

[01:05:54] I'm sorry w word

[01:05:56] white

[01:05:59] Cultural appropriators of African-American culture

[01:06:04] Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Tim. I want some fruit. You don't want to fucking pineapple. Well, I gotta take a dump

[01:06:11] And then go lift weights

[01:06:13] Yeah, I gotta go lift weights to I'm catching up to you Nick. You will literally never lift the weights out with

[01:06:19] Look at the size of our pythons right now. It's similar size. That's absolutely not true

[01:06:24] I'll take my sweater off. I think my arms are my arms are at least an inch and have everything

[01:06:28] I got 22 inch pie. Yeah, right. I have 60. Yeah, right you fucking bitch

[01:06:34] You you measure your bicep. I have it in a while, but you do it though. I've done it. Yeah with the soft tape

[01:06:41] What's that thing like for measuring tailors? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

[01:06:44] Measuring tapes are like on a

[01:06:47] You want to get rich if you want to get your arms bigger do a lot of chin-ups do like weighted chin-ups and then do like one day a week of

[01:06:53] Like you know isolation work like curls or something. Mm-hmm. You know like four sets of 12 on the preacher curl bar

[01:06:59] Yeah, yeah, and that like I do you do it on that like bench thing. Yeah the preacher the preacher

[01:07:05] Yeah, this is cool. It makes me feel like a priest

[01:07:08] Yeah, suck me in church pull out my dick from my pants and get it hard

[01:07:15] Let me fuck on your ass. Yeah, unfortunately I've gotten fat so I can't I can't yeah

[01:07:20] Why are you saying you got fat again? You're not I'm 170 pounds now, but yeah, that's because your Python soon. It's not you got heavy

[01:07:27] Ass I've got like a gut again. Oh, it's not eating well. It's fine cuz I'm like daddy mode, you know, which is all right

[01:07:34] But dad Bob's very hands. Yeah, I should it this I should be closer to like 155

[01:07:40] I feel like this last week like just I've just I see why you're mad at the plane things now, dude

[01:07:47] Your couple meals away

[01:07:49] Sure, that's true, but I'm doing something and if someone nuts inside of you, you're gonna get your prego

[01:07:55] Maybe I am pregnant

[01:07:57] Like junior. Yeah, why did the pharmacist just say that like I just thought you were extremely pregnant. I

[01:08:03] Never actually saw that movie junior junior mean twin. No juniors twins juniors where Arnold is pregnant

[01:08:11] Oh, I was molested. I was molested and then I fought throws

[01:08:17] This episode kind of we should have ended it after the Dilbert thing the Dilbert thing really should just been like that

[01:08:22] That was it for that was it for today. Well folks you kind of get one gem and then a lot of yeah, well time for opinions

[01:08:31] Now we usually don't have a pretty easily too stupid for opinion

[01:08:33] I don't know. I just think there should be a sonic in every state

[01:08:36] They should open sonic franchise in every state. How could you say that?

[01:08:40] Because wrong because my dick's big. Mm-hmm. I drove to sonic

[01:08:46] Yeah back in the day as a youth from Baltimore sonic youth the stoves band

[01:08:53] Yeah, it's about the kids that would drive all the way to Ohio to go to a fast food restaurant

[01:08:59] Dude we got there and I was like what the fuck is this?

[01:09:01] Why this is what we drove to the sonic at one point have the people roller skate to your car. Yeah, they still do

[01:09:08] So they still do that yeah

[01:09:11] And then literally two months later they opened it like five locations in Baltimore first on yeah, but it was those commercials

[01:09:20] That's why I stopped drove there. I thought it was a gay

[01:09:26] Finally it plays for me. I thought I was gonna give you some witty banter

[01:09:29] Yeah, I have sex just stop stop went all the way to sonic on one of those like hand hand cart

[01:09:36] Train train train track hand carts with the duck

[01:09:42] We're going to sonic

[01:09:49] Did I gotta get back to it yeah, I said four AM I started playing again shout out

[01:09:53] They've ever gave me the tip that fishing is the way to raise your honor really yeah

[01:09:58] You catch fish and throw them back and it raises your own

[01:10:01] You're so your honor farming right now. I'm honor farming. I'm like I'm second by an extra close

[01:10:08] Good boy

[01:10:11] I'm I still I haven't played much of the story at all

[01:10:15] The last thing I did I'm like I think I'm doing the last of the Albert Mason side missions

[01:10:20] Where is the photographer that takes pictures of animals? Oh, yeah, yeah, I skipped that shit

[01:10:26] Yeah, that's because you're stupid. You don't know how to play video games

[01:10:29] It's fucking idiot gets into video games misses all the side quest doesn't get any of the cool clothes or gods

[01:10:36] He's he wants to sit there and be told a story like a fucking baby

[01:10:40] No, I started skipping the cutscenes. Yeah, they're too fucking long. They're too complicated. They scare him

[01:10:46] They are dude they the game sucks the story of the game the story sucks Dutch sucks

[01:10:51] He's a bad leader. He's a bad leader

[01:10:54] But also the ideals are dumb. It's like how many fucking times you have to hear like we're trying to start a different life

[01:11:02] Yeah, it's just stupid. Yeah fucking like it's a bad story. It's a bad story

[01:11:07] The acting's bad arthur's a cool character

[01:11:11] But I anytime is I like my version of Arthur that's racist

[01:11:20] Standing on top of a mountain with a sniper rifle

[01:11:22] Kill that's my favorite. There's like an army base

[01:11:25] And you could just go like way off like an amount in a distance and just kill soldiers from so far away that they don't know what's happening

[01:11:32] That's where I'm at in the story right now. Yeah, we're I'm fighting the army right now. Yeah, I'm at I'm helping the Native Americans fight the army

[01:11:41] That's cool. Yeah, it makes me feel good. Yeah, it makes me feel woke

[01:11:45] You know, I'm sitting there not listening to my girlfriend's be is there more John Marston stuff

[01:11:51] I've done more John Marston's which is what John Marston was the protagonist from the first game

[01:11:56] Oh, was he yeah that guy, you know John Mar the guy that goes missing in the beginning and he's got like the oh, yeah

[01:12:01] Yeah, with the scratches on the face. Yeah, he's the protagonist in the first. Yeah, he gets locked up

[01:12:06] And then you have to get him out of jail. Yeah, there's a really cool hot air balloon mission

[01:12:10] You gotta get you it's pretty sick, dude. You like shoot people from a hot air balloon. That's pretty sick. Whoa

[01:12:19] Spoiler sorry for the spoiler and now I want to you grant that thought oh dude. Yeah

[01:12:24] Yeah, I should finish I should finish five. I never I only got like maybe a third of the way through five

[01:12:29] Yeah, yeah, I got tired of like having to switch back and forth between the guys a lot of that shit

[01:12:34] Just like four was pretty fucking boring. Vice City was like the best of those

[01:12:38] Yeah, honestly just do a vice city with the good with good graphics. Yeah, do a vice city rerelease

[01:12:44] That's the next one motherfuckers you hear us. Yeah, or even like a 70s one. You know, it's crazy

[01:12:49] Vice City came out

[01:12:51] Vice City came out in 2002 and it takes place in 1986

[01:12:56] So we're further away from when Vice City came out

[01:13:01] Fuck up. Yeah, that's fucked up. Oh, no, I hate that. Yeah

[01:13:06] That's like how we're

[01:13:10] We're close to we lacked when we were younger we're closer to the real

[01:13:15] Then they were to the fucking Egyptians. Yeah, that's crazy shit when Apollo 13 came out

[01:13:21] That was closer to the actual Apollo 13 mission than we are to win the movie Apollo 96 damn fuck

[01:13:28] Yeah, I just made that one. That's not true

[01:13:31] But the vice anyone is still fucking me up. Yeah Apollo 13 was like 60 something

[01:13:36] What the fuck dude? I know no 76

[01:13:39] It sucks. It really sucks dude. Yeah, I'm old as shit

[01:13:45] Fuck wait a second. When did that 70s show come out?

[01:13:49] 1998

[01:13:52] Yeah, so that was closer to no. Yeah, maybe 97

[01:13:57] It was half way between

[01:14:05] I am gay, I'm so dick, but I have a gay thing to do.

[01:14:15] I love the Jews.

[01:14:19] They're not all right, they're not all right.

[01:14:23] Fuck the Jews, have sex with Jews.

[01:14:28] Yeah.

[01:14:29] The Holocaust in that battle.

[01:14:34] Eric, you and your dumbass friends down there saying the Holocaust happened.

[01:14:44] Red is a Holocaust.

[01:14:46] Shut up, kitty.

[01:14:49] These dumb Jew kids.

[01:14:52] You make sense of yours, he hated Jews.

[01:14:55] Yeah.

[01:14:56] Was he ever racist to Fez?

[01:14:57] Yeah, all the time.

[01:14:58] That's yeah, big time.

[01:14:59] Because he's like, I spent four years killing faggots like you in Vietnam.

[01:15:04] Remember?

[01:15:05] That's not where I'm from.

[01:15:07] Shut up.

[01:15:08] Shut the hell up.

[01:15:10] Do you remember, Valjourama had a spin, or not a spin off, but he had a second show, Yo, Mama?

[01:15:15] Okay, we get it.

[01:15:17] Which was the original roast battle show.

[01:15:19] Well, we got crazy pussy, dude.

[01:15:20] What we got primed like the Lord of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton era.

[01:15:24] Yeah.

[01:15:25] He was, he was slaying.

[01:15:26] Early 2000s pussy.

[01:15:27] He was slaying punani.

[01:15:29] Damn, I forgot how hot fucking, what's your name, Laura is?

[01:15:33] They're all hot in that show.

[01:15:35] No, but the neighbor is the hottest.

[01:15:37] Laura, what's your name?

[01:15:39] Yeah.

[01:15:40] No, what's your name?

[01:15:41] The Mila Kunis.

[01:15:42] Mila Kunis.

[01:15:43] No, no way.

[01:15:44] What are you talking about?

[01:15:46] Mila Kunis?

[01:15:47] No way.

[01:15:48] You mean at the time or now?

[01:15:49] At the time.

[01:15:50] Forever.

[01:15:51] And now.

[01:15:52] No, Mila Kunis had a higher.

[01:15:53] I might listen to him.

[01:15:54] They're both old and ruined now.

[01:15:56] I might listen to an argument about how.

[01:15:58] About his ruse savage by the time.

[01:16:00] Mila Kunis does Jim Beam commercial.

[01:16:01] She's far as hell.

[01:16:02] Yeah.

[01:16:03] She's great.

[01:16:04] Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall is so fucking hot.

[01:16:08] So hot.

[01:16:09] It's one of the hottest.

[01:16:10] What do we got there?

[01:16:11] Who's Tits are those?

[01:16:13] Nice.

[01:16:14] Are those?

[01:16:15] Who's that?

[01:16:16] That's Joe Newman.

[01:16:18] That's Laura.

[01:16:19] Yeah, what's up?

[01:16:20] Who's Joe Newman?

[01:16:21] Tell us that hello.

[01:16:22] I already said hello to her.

[01:16:23] Yeah, well I fucked her.

[01:16:24] Well, I already fucked you.

[01:16:25] The one guy was a scientist.

[01:16:27] The one guy was a psychologist.

[01:16:29] Yeah, both of them.

[01:16:31] A guy and aologist.

[01:16:32] Both of them were like rape too.

[01:16:34] Well, that's the point of being a scientist.

[01:16:36] We all have sex.

[01:16:39] We all have sex.

[01:16:41] I'm fucking gay.

[01:16:43] I'm fucking gay.

[01:16:45] That gay show.

[01:16:46] Yes, sure.

[01:16:48] That'd be a fun one, huh?

[01:16:50] That is correct.

[01:16:52] Tonight on that gay show.

[01:16:55] Four teenagers that are gay with each other in a basement.

[01:17:00] That would have been a good-ass youth man.

[01:17:02] If you had a bunch of gay friends, you all just suck each other off.

[01:17:05] That'd be cool.

[01:17:06] Did you have like God for him?

[01:17:07] I remember being like 11 and being like, dude, if we had a friend that was a girl, we could all just fuck her.

[01:17:12] We'd always just figure her and fuck her mouth, dude.

[01:17:15] You know, just take a bit like, if we had a female friend, she would want to just constantly be fucked.

[01:17:21] She would just be a fucking slave.

[01:17:23] She just cannot wait to just get fucked by like three retards.

[01:17:27] Yeah.

[01:17:29] With like eight pews.

[01:17:30] Yeah, we'd play, we'll play Halo and then fuck her.

[01:17:33] I remember being like, we were like, we'd be like, we wonder what would happen if our lamest friend was a girl?

[01:17:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:17:40] That would be like, dude.

[01:17:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:17:42] That would be like, dude.

[01:17:43] No, literally like- Dude, if you were a girl.

[01:17:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:17:45] Make you suck our dick.

[01:17:47] Yeah.

[01:17:48] My friend, Greg, who I think-

[01:17:50] I never kept up with him, but I think he became gay.

[01:17:53] But we were like all smoking weed in the desert Vegas style.

[01:17:57] And he was like, you guys know who would probably give the best head?

[01:18:00] Like us, like guys.

[01:18:02] Like we know exactly what we did.

[01:18:04] And we were like, dude, that's fucking gay, dude.

[01:18:06] My man was angling to suck your dicks.

[01:18:08] We were all like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?

[01:18:11] Yeah.

[01:18:12] What if you got incredible top from your friend as a 12 year old?

[01:18:14] From Greg, you probably sucked the best dick.

[01:18:15] You'd have to kill him.

[01:18:16] Yeah, I guess so.

[01:18:17] Then we'd have to, well, we were already in the desert.

[01:18:19] We could bury him out there.

[01:18:20] We could see no style.

[01:18:22] What the buzzards get at him?

[01:18:24] Yeah.

[01:18:25] We are gay!

[01:18:26] Yeah, I watched a lot of that, that's a new show.

[01:18:29] Me too, bro.

[01:18:30] It was a classic.

[01:18:31] I thought Hyde was so cool.

[01:18:32] Oh, yeah.

[01:18:33] He was so cool.

[01:18:34] He was just sarcastic.

[01:18:35] Yeah.

[01:18:36] What a cool life.

[01:18:38] And Eric was gay.

[01:18:39] Yeah, Eric said-

[01:18:41] I should fuck Laura.

[01:18:42] I want to beat up Eric.

[01:18:43] It'd be as cool as Hyde, who says sarcastic things.

[01:18:46] Who's caddie?

[01:18:47] Who's caddie?

[01:18:49] He was just Joey from Friends.

[01:18:51] He was just retarded and hot.

[01:18:52] Yeah.

[01:18:53] He was hotter though.

[01:18:54] That was his character?

[01:18:55] Ashton Kutcher was hotter than Joey.

[01:18:57] He's a dime, dude.

[01:18:59] Well, then Matt LeBlanc.

[01:19:01] Yeah, well, though Matt LeBlanc's a hot man, I suppose.

[01:19:04] Dude, Ashton Kutcher date, what's her name and real life?

[01:19:07] He married to her.

[01:19:08] They were married.

[01:19:09] They're married now.

[01:19:10] Still?

[01:19:11] No, he got with Demi Moore.

[01:19:12] No, Demi Moore first.

[01:19:13] He was like, let me run out.

[01:19:14] Let me get the last good years of Demi Moore.

[01:19:16] And then I'm coming back to fucking-

[01:19:18] And then he went back to it.

[01:19:19] And then he's like, Mila, time to get that good pussy that we can age into together.

[01:19:23] Damn.

[01:19:24] Remember he made a Steve Jobs movie?

[01:19:26] I want to see it.

[01:19:27] Yeah, with Seth Rogen as Wozmy.

[01:19:28] That's crazy.

[01:19:30] That's crazy that no one talks about.

[01:19:32] No one saw it.

[01:19:33] Computer!

[01:19:34] She's talking to me!

[01:19:35] Wait, no, no.

[01:19:36] Is Seth Rogen in the-

[01:19:37] I think he might have been in the movie.

[01:19:38] So she and the other one.

[01:19:39] No, no, Seth Rogen was definitely in a Jobs movie where he plays Woz.

[01:19:42] In the-

[01:19:43] I think in the one which-

[01:19:44] Not so familiar.

[01:19:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:19:46] What's that one called?

[01:19:49] The Jobs?

[01:19:50] The Apple Pussies.

[01:19:51] Steve Apple?

[01:19:52] Steve Apple.

[01:19:53] Steve Pardes.

[01:19:54] Steve Bobble.

[01:19:55] Steve Bobble.

[01:19:56] Yeah.

[01:19:57] That's uh-owned when fucking Trump is like, thank you Tim Apple for coming here.

[01:20:03] The coolest press ever.

[01:20:05] You said it's been an old man whose brain is deteriorated.

[01:20:08] I want nothing more.

[01:20:09] He followed it up on Twitter.

[01:20:10] He's like, by the way, that was just a save time.

[01:20:12] I just-

[01:20:13] I sure it was a save time.

[01:20:14] It's just not respecting people at all.

[01:20:17] It was like the Democrats-

[01:20:18] And it was also like three days later.

[01:20:21] Yeah.

[01:20:22] Like people were not talking about it.

[01:20:24] The fake news is having a filter.

[01:20:28] Yeah.

[01:20:29] No, and then people are like, wow, what an idiot.

[01:20:31] And it's like, no, he just doesn't respect that guy.

[01:20:33] He doesn't care.

[01:20:34] Which fuck CEOs?

[01:20:35] Like, that's good.

[01:20:36] Yeah.

[01:20:37] Fuck Ted Cook.

[01:20:38] That's cool that he disrespected that bitch like that.

[01:20:40] He's like, oh, he blew his nose on fucking Elon Musk shirt.

[01:20:43] Like, can you believe?

[01:20:44] Yeah, it would be hilarious.

[01:20:46] I'm sorry, I had a cold.

[01:20:48] I'm sorry.

[01:20:49] Yeah, I don't know.

[01:20:51] If you know how to do it, if you- I'm going to get an airbrush shirt and it's Donald Trump

[01:20:58] and Sylvester the cat leaning on the hood of a Cadillac and it says the real first black

[01:21:04] president.

[01:21:05] That's it.

[01:21:06] I'll put that in.

[01:21:07] That's your shirt.

[01:21:08] After Obama.

[01:21:13] Yeah, yeah.

[01:21:14] Because I didn't even like Bill Clinton.

[01:21:16] Yeah.

[01:21:17] People called him the first.

[01:21:18] No, you called Donald Trump the real first black president.

[01:21:20] That's awesome.

[01:21:21] Yeah.

[01:21:22] Silken diamonds.

[01:21:23] Listen, guys, I'm saying-

[01:21:24] It makes sense.

[01:21:25] I'll say it.

[01:21:26] Obama, he was a male-esque-

[01:21:27] He's bad at his job and never even hates him.

[01:21:29] Folks, I'll say it.

[01:21:31] I'm gay.

[01:21:32] Uh-huh.

[01:21:33] Well, uh, yes.

[01:21:34] Well, that's it.

[01:21:35] Well, that's it.

[01:21:38] Well, what a fucking show.

[01:21:39] Oh, you want to edit?

[01:21:40] I thought we- it sounded like soft was.

[01:21:43] Oh.

[01:21:44] I'm gay.

[01:21:45] Yeah, whatever you guys want to do.

[01:21:46] Guys, we're in DC this weekend.

[01:21:49] This comes out Sunday.

[01:21:50] I know.

[01:21:51] Next weekend.

[01:21:52] So a week from when this comes out, or six days from when this comes out on Saturday night,

[01:21:57] on the 30th, we're in Washington, DC, our nation's capital.

[01:22:01] That's right.

[01:22:02] We're in the 22 shows, eight and ten, stand up at eight, live product ten.

[01:22:07] And they're selling.

[01:22:08] There's not that many tickets left.

[01:22:09] We might- if you get- get them now.

[01:22:11] Uh, cause those motherfuckers are moving fast than we actually expected.

[01:22:14] Yeah.

[01:22:15] So, uh, grab them shits before they sell out.

[01:22:17] They're probably gonna sell out, yeah.

[01:22:18] It was only, I think, about 50 left to each one.

[01:22:21] So-

[01:22:22] Later, folks.

[01:22:23] Bye.

[01:22:24] See ya.