Cum Town | Premium | 04/06/2019
[00:00:00] Okay, I'm gay check check everything looks good here
[00:00:08] Well, we started already you started. Yeah
[00:00:12] For an hour 20 minutes. That's fine. We'll give them an extra jump in your pants. I'll pee my pants for the pot
[00:00:18] I do anything for you boys. That'll be a funny joke, huh?
[00:00:22] Visual it will be fun. We we've all been pissing our pants and never spoken of it. Mm-hmm like astronauts
[00:00:28] Mm-hmm. Yeah, or we could go diped up, you know, so we don't have to take that
[00:00:33] You should I don't want to say it, but you should start wearing a diaper
[00:00:39] It'd be cool to do all the work to become an astronaut and when you're ready to
[00:00:43] Like you build bonds with the other guys you're going to space with or whatever and then like they're strapping everybody in for the trip
[00:00:49] Up to space and they're putting diapers on everybody and you're like I'm good
[00:00:52] I'm like what you're like, no, no, I mean I just do it like regular style
[00:01:00] Please please wear a diaper like no, I just I'm gonna go in the suit
[00:01:04] I'm gonna suit also brought a gatorade bottle to piss in sometimes my turds are small. They'll go in there
[00:01:10] Yeah, you could probably shit any gator just turning the inside of the air the spaceship into like a Vietnam veterans garage
[00:01:17] I'm a pierce everywhere old paint yo fucking
[00:01:23] Shouts out to Benio Brian. I don't know if he'd even like this revealed, but he lived in that horrible betray him
[00:01:30] But tray in that horrible you ever go the copycat in Baltimore that
[00:01:34] Warehouse yeah, it was like one bathroom for like five units or whatever and my man would have like 12
[00:01:42] Big-ass deer parks full of piss just like hanging around his fucking apartment like you would have to like
[00:01:50] Take there was a day schedule for like piss removal dude. He would fill so many bottles Howard
[00:01:55] He's style baby. I used to piss in bottles quite a bit as a youth my mom found that we were doing that recently though
[00:02:01] Oh, you're you're pissing a plant pot. Huh? You're pissing a plant. No, that was
[00:02:08] I couldn't get up these bathroom and the flower pot plants. He's on suck your ears urinal. Yeah, that's something
[00:02:15] We don't use them enough for you know we should be doing that you got a house plant
[00:02:20] That's a place to piss bro. I'm pretty supis and like the sink in his basement
[00:02:24] Respect this pissing in the sink. Yeah, cuz it was unfinished. So it didn't matter. Yeah, it's it's an unfinished basement is anarchy
[00:02:31] If it's got concrete on the floor is he pissing anywhere you do hair like a Costco. Oh, yeah, piss anywhere in the Costco. Yep
[00:02:37] You have sex. It's like international carpet. Yeah
[00:02:42] An unfinished basement is fucking beautiful dude
[00:02:45] Your brother's got the in the beam warehouse we do the home the home house estate the home gym
[00:02:51] Did he put a squat rack down there? No, so it's just surprising. I know he he I think he just hasn't worked on
[00:02:58] He's been working a lot. He's been just like training training hot bitch hot like moms and shit
[00:03:04] Oh, and he's and he doesn't fuck any of them dude. He has integrity. It's crazy
[00:03:10] Like how different me and my brother. He's like such a nice just like always having a good time
[00:03:17] Doesn't have any like not mad or sad about I mean he gets mad, but he's not like sad about shit
[00:03:22] Just I would try I would be trying to fuck all those milfs. I was training if I was gonna be a weird feeling to see like somebody else
[00:03:29] It had like the same exact circumstances you do genetics. Yes, like same inputs and then they turn out like so much better
[00:03:37] They're not like in every way. Yeah, he's hot as shit. It's gotta pull out of hair full head of hair
[00:03:42] He he could fuck so much, but chooses not to because he's like focused on other things. He's not like
[00:03:49] He's not like he doesn't obsess over anything. He's the uber male. He's great, dude. I wish I was as hot and sexy as my little brother
[00:03:57] I wish I had my life is figured out, but the Lord unfortunately blessed me with
[00:04:03] Incredible intelligence and I've had to use my brain. Where as my body is failing
[00:04:14] I have to be I'm working on I'm working on fucking campaigns, dude
[00:04:17] Yeah, I'm fucking Elizabeth Warren's new campaign manager. First thing shorter skirts get the sex appeal for Liz for Liz
[00:04:29] The policy rolling policy after policy, it's cool, but it's not sexy
[00:04:35] Pocahontas I'm trying to see that Pocahontas
[00:04:38] Exactly a lot of people like you know, they don't you know, they try to talk about like has Elizabeth Warren a few
[00:04:44] Like Bernie Sanders, but don't like Elizabeth Warren. It's misogyny or whatever
[00:04:48] Because they don't understand like the difference between the two of them
[00:04:51] And it's like they have very similar goals, but Bernie Sanders obviously is like he's a democratic. He's a democratic socialist
[00:04:58] Right, you know, whereas Elizabeth Warren is just some dumb bitch
[00:05:06] You want to actually move towards like those policies while whereas like Elizabeth Warren has a lot of similar goals in terms of like
[00:05:15] Mm-hmm. The end result. Mm-hmm. She's still just some dumb kind. Yeah, I'm bitch
[00:05:41] Mother and got a lot of you. He was one of the women janitors at Harvard exactly she solved a really hard law problem
[00:05:52] What's the law problem Adam? You had you used to go to law school. I didn't go actually. Oh, you never did it. Oh
[00:05:59] Shit, but I would have known all the laws. What did you write your law school essay on?
[00:06:04] Um the Ayatollah Khomeini you have to draw a picture of the star of David to get into
[00:06:14] It's hard to get it right draw a start picture to start David and then an outline of the state of Israel and if you draw two states
[00:06:21] You're you're in trouble. You're in real. I see United. You're gonna get a fucking knock on the door pal
[00:06:28] Excuse me the Mediterranean to the everyone knows real Israel includes River
[00:06:42] Congress me in the Bank of England. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, don't get me started the Roth child to state
[00:06:48] You already got started Adam 700 years ago. It was longer than that buddy
[00:06:54] Well, I'm talking about like it would be cool if everything anti-semitze
[00:06:59] Said about Jews was true like if they were just like that smart and cool
[00:07:04] And I think it's one of those like self-fulfilling prophecy sort of things like it's like everyone's like oh white guys
[00:07:11] They're all Nazis and then last year white guys were like I guess we'll just be Nazis right and they started running people over it
[00:07:20] Well, you know whatever you call whatever's going on. Yeah, they're having a little it seemed like more like a little meat and green
[00:07:35] For socialists and yeah, yeah, I don't I choose not to remember his name
[00:07:43] The guy you don't say the name you don't say his name. Mm-hmm. I just remember the type of car he was
[00:07:49] Dodge Charger. Hell yeah, dude. I love the decard that she got a Hemi baby
[00:07:53] That's that's the kind of news. I like is when the car gets more attention than
[00:08:00] RIP Heather though, but it was a Hemi the car did have some horses. Yeah, it had some ponies under the hood
[00:08:13] Um yeah, let's what it cool if he used a Ferrari some car that costs like
[00:08:22] Now if you're gonna go to jail for like ever now, right? Yeah
[00:08:26] Yeah, you might as well get your money's worth you rent that motherfucker
[00:08:29] Yeah, cuz you can rent rappers rent cars
[00:08:32] So you rent if you're exotic cars do not do hate crimes with cars
[00:08:39] You might as well go the fuck off and get a fucking mercy a log over some shit when I was a kid
[00:08:45] They used to do those worlds wild wildest police chase his specials
[00:08:49] And one with a guy who like was ex-military and like snuck back onto the base or wherever in California and stole a tank
[00:08:57] Oh, yes, so when fucking rocks went down like the 101 in a tank that
[00:09:02] Rule and I I fucking loved that video so much when I was a kid
[00:09:06] Yeah, dude, that's the shit you think about when you're a little ass key like I'm gonna go fucking tank on the fucking highway
[00:09:12] Cuz you don't even saw me how the I just think hummers were so sick when I was a kid
[00:09:17] Yeah, it's funny as a kid you have fantasies of like meeting Santa and then like killing every police officer
[00:09:25] Like both of those in your head you're like what if Garfield was real hung out
[00:09:29] It's like and then I had a laser that it
[00:09:31] Used from the blimping murder the president I kill him and then everyone has to I
[00:09:37] Kill all the cops and they're trying to stop me, but they can't again. I can also punch them so hard
[00:09:52] I'm gonna come back and I murder every every type of authority
[00:10:02] I just strangle my fucking third grade teacher with my bare hands
[00:10:06] Yeah, I never I never wanted to kill teachers. That was not a thing of fantasy ahead. Really? Yeah
[00:10:12] Cops definitely and not from like a woke thing. It's just like, you know, you imagine yourself having like all this
[00:10:17] Power or whatever and it's not so powerful. Well, it's like who's gonna stop you as the police
[00:10:22] That's why that gives the appeal of the tank video. Mm-hmm. So you wanted to be a fucking a demigod
[00:10:28] Yeah, I kind of that would be tight the teachers never I mean the fantasies you have in kid as a kid about school is like
[00:10:36] That they you get to be in charge of the school. Yeah, yeah
[00:10:40] The lamest fantasy like where everyone writes you in is like student government president
[00:10:44] I don't even want this job, right as long as I have it. That's recess every class. Hell. Yeah, dude
[00:10:53] Wait, I was in high school student body. I was the senior class president
[00:11:00] My my campaign was a joke. It was literally like we're gonna have prom on the moon
[00:11:06] Baby, we're gonna have fucking and then what and not only did I win by accident, but one of my friends falsified
[00:11:13] How many how many kids are even in a senior class in a Baltimore public high school like six? No, it's like Holly
[00:11:20] We had like 300 kids and everyone drops out by like what?
[00:11:25] And we're gonna have to go work on those cool thing is the pregnant girls get to vote twice
[00:11:28] Oh, that's why that's why there's so many because it's a human life
[00:11:35] Whose mom must make himself drugs name and name and yet because you need to be cool like his dad we bay
[00:11:43] You get your ass out on those corners namin
[00:11:47] He had beautiful hair that name and yeah, but yeah my friend Carmen actually not only did I not win
[00:11:52] I won by like six votes and my friend Carmen
[00:11:55] Change ten votes. She literally falsified the election because you rigged it. I rigged it. I literally
[00:12:03] Call me Stavi Wasserman Schultz out this motherfucker. I ran for his software
[00:12:07] Sorry to my friend Ian who I who Ian I won't say his last name, but he was you stole it from a friend
[00:12:13] Well, I knew him. We weren't like boys, but he was we played football together. Did he know he stole it?
[00:12:18] I don't think he knows. I don't think anyone knows damn now the world now the world knows. Yeah your friends never know when you steal things
[00:12:26] What do you mean by that? Oh, it's just an observation. Okay in life
[00:12:30] People people a smile to your face and just robbing you blind
[00:12:37] You know pretend to be good friends with you really yeah, yeah a lot of people are parasites. I've found
[00:12:45] Really like what we talk about just a lot of the people like anyone in your life you talk really in the past
[00:12:51] Oh, I mean, I don't have friends anymore. This is something you've gotten over or is it still people in your life the cats
[00:12:57] The relationship between me and the cat is pretty clear
[00:13:02] I feed it and house it in exchange. I get the fuck it
[00:13:08] Power I don't exercise but the cat knows that I oh you reserve that right of course and that's what the tension is what keeps everything in line
[00:13:16] Yeah, I love that dude look a high wire act. Oh
[00:13:23] Fucking cats pussy or not just like the guy
[00:13:28] The guy between the twin towers that French guy. Yeah
[00:13:32] My cock is I didn't watch that documentary
[00:13:34] It's missing the greatest documentary of all time. Yeah, it's like the only way that's true is if
[00:13:41] The guy the middle of the documentary captures him walking across the towers as the plane smash into it
[00:13:47] That's the only way that's the best documentary that
[00:13:53] That would be awesome that picture is photoshopped right?
[00:13:56] They're like the one of the guy in the observation deck with like the plane like right behind him
[00:14:01] He's like his friends taking a pic of him
[00:14:03] No, actually there was a guy on top of the twin towers and they took a picture of him as the plane smashed into the building
[00:14:10] They'll survive filming. Yeah, because the film is in a black box. Yep. Yeah, you're right the plane
[00:14:21] That's wild that you seriously asked that question. It's a great photo
[00:14:28] It's a great hell of a job that goddamn dude. Yeah, that's one of the dumbest things
[00:14:34] I'll put that up there. I really am glad I was not 9-11. I'll go I will say that in the tower
[00:14:39] That would have sucked dick bro. You got a jump. Wait, how many days how many people survived?
[00:14:46] Anybody the Jews right? Well, they all called out of work. They were yeah
[00:14:51] They all I guess that technically makes them survivors even though they weren't there
[00:14:57] That's why John Stewart's trying to get all those health benefits
[00:15:00] It's really not fair that none of the people died were the ones that moved here to do comedy
[00:15:03] I know it would have been tight if there was a dog walking like meeting that day
[00:15:08] Yeah, just fly a plane at ground level through Bushwick and kill everyone walking around in the middle of the day Maria
[00:15:17] Like what kind of Jews to blow their money on
[00:15:22] That is really sad just see beat beat juice splattered on the sidewalk
[00:15:26] Yeah, we probably told this story before the pot
[00:15:29] But Nick and I one evening just watched like a 38
[00:15:32] We're still one of the greatest things I've ever seen skateboard alone not doing any tricks doesn't know how to do any drinks
[00:15:37] You're just going in a circle. It's like Volcom dad looking guy most serious look on this face
[00:15:41] Yeah, and it was like respect you couldn't he didn't know why he was doing
[00:15:47] He didn't know why he was gauges had to do
[00:15:52] Like this cat's arms. It's got powerful arms
[00:15:55] Cat rocks and a really nice coat still no name no name ever no wait. I'm waiting and honestly
[00:16:01] I'm waiting until I have an appointment to vet
[00:16:03] But it's the one amber recommended and they like take fucking like a month and a half before they cuz they come to you
[00:16:10] So I want to make sure the cats not like you know she gets here and it's like oh it'll be dead in two weeks before you get attached
[00:16:17] I'm already attached to the cat, but I feel like once you name it you can't eat it either. Yeah, yeah
[00:16:22] Let's call it newer. There's a Chinese couple lives next door. I was gonna sell
[00:16:26] Sell the cat to them if it turns out to be sick. Oh, it was bad meat
[00:16:31] Yeah, well, they won't buy if it's bad meat. They won't well. He doesn't have to say
[00:16:35] About lettuce in Chinatown the other day and it had flowers on it
[00:16:46] Should the cat see something is there mice. Yeah, probably this fucking little bitch
[00:16:52] Yeah, there's cockroaches back there. Okay. Is that where you keep a cool part of living in the big city is all the fucking cockroaches
[00:16:59] Actually to be honest with you is much worse in Texas. Really? Yeah
[00:17:05] Fucking Baltimore has hella water bigs. Yeah, there's silverfish in here too. Fuck that dude. Why is that?
[00:17:14] Well, silverfish sounds tight because water bugs sometimes means cockroaches. Yes, water bugs June June bugs
[00:17:21] cockroaches I've heard people try to tell me that the little cockroaches and the big cockroaches are different and it's like no
[00:17:27] That's just a no just they grow one that's more
[00:17:31] Well the bigger ones I think are just the adult
[00:17:34] The baby cockroaches is like a fucking billion of them and then the larger ones go out and like, you know
[00:17:40] Live their lives. Yeah, so you only see one of the big ones the baby ones
[00:17:43] It means there's like a fucking egg sac or something
[00:17:46] Because that used to be a pain in the ass when I lived in Austin
[00:17:49] You'd like move a dish and then to be you know if the lights were off to be like that 400 cockroaches
[00:17:55] Lights turning on and you're fucking you're sneaking in you might be I don't know
[00:17:59] Let's say a fat nine-year-old trying to get brownies that your mom left on the table and told you not to eat
[00:18:04] You're trying to be fucking silent you turn the lights on and then you squeal like a little bitch and she hears you
[00:18:11] I've never been bothered by by cockro any bother me either silverfish
[00:18:15] You freak me out a little bit to any those are the millipedes
[00:18:19] Those fuckers yeah, those are weird and like but those only bother me if they like run across my hand
[00:18:24] Then I don't notice some cockroaches. I've never had a problem with they're just fucking unsightly. Yeah spiders
[00:18:33] But I don't think either the zoos offer them here
[00:18:35] But apparently like some zoos offer like a arachnid desensitization program. Well really yeah
[00:18:41] You just go and then they take out to it well they spend yeah, they spend the day like taking
[00:18:46] Progressively larger spiders and putting them on you until you're not afraid of spiders anymore and it works
[00:18:51] Yeah, I mean cuz like there's no rational reason why you should be afraid of fucking spiders. They're venomous
[00:19:01] Scariest like it would be really scary name. Mm-hmm. Yeah, webs right now
[00:19:06] Like what kind of spiders you afraid of like a black widow black daddy long legs
[00:19:13] Like I don't know why this spider program isn't working
[00:19:21] Decided to like that. I'm cool with the the rats of the city
[00:19:25] You know some people's like white people's like dogs will be real sweet and bark at black people
[00:19:30] Yeah, so it's like a couple and they're on their way to some like boutique ice cream store and they have their son with Down syndrome
[00:19:39] And then a black guy walks by and he's like no
[00:19:42] No, no get away get out of here. No, they're like I'm so sorry. He's not usually like this
[00:19:49] No get out of here get this guy out of here back to Africa
[00:19:53] No, not explicitly, but like the way a dog would you know just like no no, you know, it's a like
[00:20:00] Really hard for being usually well, they're like tugging on his leash. You're like come on come on Donnie. Don't
[00:20:09] Yeah, he needs his nap. Yeah, sorry. He's I swear. He's usually not like this. Yeah. Yeah, man. I understand
[00:20:19] Found that black a lot of black women really do not like my dog
[00:20:27] Just you yeah, I think it's probably the dog
[00:20:30] Scare black people no no the dog is is fine with people but
[00:20:35] Because a lot of I get like a lot of people do that a tongue click
[00:20:41] Get a pit pole under the guise of it being like, you know
[00:20:43] Oh, it's arrest you or whatever, but they think of it like it's like protection from the black people in there. Yes
[00:20:48] No, it's actually quite the opposite reaction from a lot of black dudes
[00:20:56] Compliment me on the dog respect and they say oh, that's a gorgeous animal. That's a beautiful dog
[00:21:02] You have such command. I've been propositioned a couple times to get her to breed
[00:21:06] He's like yo, can I show you some pictures really? Yeah, they want your dog like I want that dog pussy
[00:21:11] I said I said that pussy's trash now. I got her fixed. I got it filled up
[00:21:16] They're like can I forget my dog fucker in the ass then I
[00:21:20] Don't think you can conceive that way. Yeah, but he just wants the dog to get a little pussy dog that's into anal
[00:21:26] Do any animals fuck each other in the ass dolphins fuck each other in the blowhole?
[00:21:34] So basically any animal will fuck any hole
[00:21:37] Do monkeys fuck each other in the ass? I think that only only a couple species have recreational sex
[00:21:49] They might their dicks are so small. It's so funny
[00:21:52] The great apes chimp. I heard giraffes fuck each other in the ass
[00:21:57] Like male giraffes to have gay sex. Do they I think so penguins are supposed to be gay, too. Hell yeah
[00:22:04] And they just suck each other off or do they just hang out? It'd be cool to see a like a boa constrictor or whatever
[00:22:13] Just all the way up. Yeah, just that's how it decides to eat the giraffe or whatever
[00:22:18] But the giraffes like walking around for a while trying to get it off. Yeah, it just looks like it has a big scarf on
[00:22:26] What the fuck is a draft like a horse it's a big-ass horse, dude. It's a long horse. It's a horse, right? No, they're different
[00:22:33] They got it's like a different. No, dude. It's a horse. Fylus or whatever
[00:22:40] I don't know somebody get the people people were doing this me last time when I said there was only four types of great apes
[00:22:48] How many are there? But no, but is it type but no, but was a type of chimp?
[00:22:57] Bonobos are they eat each other's pussy chimp's are like robo no, but yeah, yeah, there's there's
[00:23:06] Pans or whatever. I don't know but I mean there's like bonobos and chimps as you know them are like both part of chimpanzees overall
[00:23:15] Seven different types of orangutans, but you wouldn't list all of them when you're talking about really great apes. Yeah rangers
[00:23:22] Ginger rangers rangers. I think there's this couple types of gorillas, too
[00:23:27] I'm gonna say a giraffe is half horse over back. Yeah, I think so
[00:23:33] We're like adults. Yeah ever since I saw that video that little girl pounding her chest at the gorilla
[00:23:39] And then it shatters a glass at the zoo. I've been so tempted to try that
[00:23:48] They really take offense to that they get mad they're fucking pissed
[00:23:52] I thought they're funny because if you flip them off. They just think it's like they just learn to do that to people
[00:23:57] That's some of them smoke cigarettes. Mm-hmm. What if you showed them your whole
[00:24:03] Your ass holes in your asshole. I don't know. I think that's like that's amazing. That's how that's like politics to that
[00:24:11] So that's how they know you're are you trying to get political now, bro. Yeah voting for
[00:24:19] The queer I guys were hanging out with AOC today. Oh
[00:24:23] Yeah, I saw that all of them except for Karama
[00:24:32] Right wing dude damn my gums hurt so much. Yeah, you was a dentist today. Mm-hmm. What'd they do to you boy?
[00:24:38] Well, I have ginger vitis the gum disease
[00:24:41] So they had their fucking like dig underneath my gum
[00:24:48] Yeah, what what with a little fucked up little scalpel. Yeah, yeah, I was excruciating
[00:24:52] I didn't bother I didn't bother looking at what the instrument was do they give you laughing guys?
[00:24:59] No, they gave me no became but it did almost nothing. Yeah, you can feel everything
[00:25:04] That's when they like miss a spot and it's like numb numb numb and then they just hit something that isn't numb
[00:25:10] You're it's just fucking excruciating. Yeah, so I gotta go back there next week
[00:25:14] And I got three fillings they gotta do and you're gonna take the look to see if the inflammation is going down
[00:25:19] if it hasn't then I gotta go see like a
[00:25:21] Bury a periodontist or something. Yeah, cuz the gums have like receded so far that it's
[00:25:27] They gotta now be on like sense of dying or look at some kind of like gum regeneration fucking shit
[00:25:32] What is it pills or like a salve? I don't know. I mean, I don't know what they do
[00:25:37] I mean I the only thing I know I mean I didn't talk to them about it
[00:25:40] But I know they have like surgical grafting. I don't know if that's like necessary
[00:25:44] Then I would imagine you could just like cut it and then stitch the two sides together. I think I take a
[00:25:53] Raft it on to your comes it's the same the inside of your ball if you turn your balls inside out the inside is just
[00:26:06] Damn dude, yeah, I'm going to get my tooth hopefully the last weekend in April
[00:26:14] Finally I need a bone graft. Yeah, I was disappointed too because I was like
[00:26:17] I was thinking about maybe getting some of them replaced with gold and
[00:26:21] Then they're like do that well. They were like what?
[00:26:24] What I'm like well, you know if the teeth are gonna be a problem anyways, the money's will have like a gold one
[00:26:29] They're like no your teeth are fine. Your gums are destroyed. Oh, that sucks. Yeah solution is gold gums
[00:26:36] That's not an option. Well, we'll think outside the science isn't there yet. You gotta get you could be a fucking
[00:26:42] Transetter dude, you could be like those trans ladies in the 70s. It would be cool. My dick was so fucked up
[00:26:48] I had to go to an office to get it medically sucked
[00:26:57] You think has become it's because it is so fucked up from the
[00:27:03] I can see that you haven't used any type of protection for a long time
[00:27:08] You have to we will have to do it a deep clean of the day
[00:27:13] And I will be sucking your day care for about 45 minutes hour and
[00:27:23] Because I have to use my teeth to make sure that the sucker
[00:27:27] Yes, suck all the dead skin off your dick and they their virus becomes sucked into my mouth
[00:27:34] She's just like a regular doctor's office in Iran. That's what they have to do to
[00:27:40] Under the guise of being straight. Mm-hmm. They just don't have gay people. They have dick offices where you go
[00:27:50] Met a dirty and mention bad news turns out my dick needs to be medically sucked because it is a it's really dirty from the sand
[00:28:04] From here in Iran that there's nothing everybody's house is a sand castle
[00:28:13] Nobody has a plumbing. It's just all side castles and
[00:28:23] Construction companies are just big-ass buckets. Yeah
[00:28:27] You know the religion in Iran is there's a giant baby who make everybody's house
[00:28:33] Is a giant baby where sunglasses you make everybody house?
[00:28:40] You know the religion is a giant baby make everybody's house for sunglasses
[00:28:55] The soon they believe the baby do not to wear a suntan lotion
[00:28:59] And she believed the baby has a little bit of suntan lotion under his eye like a football player
[00:29:05] And this is why my brother lost both arms
[00:29:08] And my wife she has been raped by the police
[00:29:13] It's because we believe that the baby do not have a suntan
[00:29:22] Anyways, yeah, they got those doctors. Yeah, exactly
[00:29:30] Stairacle we did that I was surprised I was not an episode of the Nick actually was wasn't it or no?
[00:29:36] I don't know if they did it in the show, but wasn't that interested? I think they mentioned it. Yeah, what a great show
[00:29:42] I have to do that to my girlfriend. I want to be a doctor. Mm-hmm. Well, actually I know some medical students
[00:29:47] I was talking to this girl like a couple weeks ago, and you know just laying it down
[00:29:52] Oh, yeah, I know good where she stares at me blankly, and I'm like Fargo the Nick
[00:29:58] Show called terriers which no one watched but I did and it's very good. Oh, yeah
[00:30:02] Yeah, what are you doing right now? I'm like I'm hitting on you by listing things. I know about yeah
[00:30:07] Yeah, I remember I've been there brother. I remember her. I actually wait. Who'd you say was in there?
[00:30:13] Wasn't that guy Jonathan Reese Myers? I confuse him with Jonathan Reese Davies who's
[00:30:22] I think he's British he was in that movie Paris with love no
[00:30:26] Terriers is a guy from grounded for life with the wife with the big-ass titties the blonde lady the guy from grounded for life that he was interiors
[00:30:34] Wait, what's your my think you have that? I don't know something more guys kiss
[00:30:40] You're thinking of what no, I don't think this guy was interiors
[00:30:44] Jonathan Reese Davies is the big fat guy from
[00:30:48] Indiana Jones, I don't know that guy. I only saw Indiana Jones once and I thought you know yes
[00:30:57] He was also in the TV show sliders. Oh, yeah, that guy Donald Loge. You're right
[00:31:01] Thank you. Yeah, Donald Loge and then the other guy Brett something and I thought you were referencing him
[00:31:07] And I'm like how the fuck do you know that guy right?
[00:31:09] You don't know Donald Loge anyways, it's all how he doesn't have a D at the end of his name
[00:31:14] Is it Donald Donald well he foresaw the election of
[00:31:18] We know we shall not speak him is him that shall not be named they they in my opinion
[00:31:38] Who's that fucking dead Trump reply guy?
[00:31:44] Oh, yeah, that guy sucks that guy looks like his underpants are so uncomfortable
[00:31:50] Well, I was trying to find tweets of a look at his dick Adam
[00:31:54] Remember remember Trump's like a reply dude Trump's doctor rocks
[00:31:58] Well, this guy looked exactly like this guy looks exactly like Trump's doctor
[00:32:03] Yeah, so I was trying to find tweets of his
[00:32:05] Bile boss used to go to Trump's doctor when I worked at that all women's divorce law firm really was like yeah
[00:32:11] He's he smokes cigarettes and he's a doctor. Do he did she ever get fingered for hysteria? I
[00:32:17] Think I think that's the basis of his that guy probably honestly looks like he could finger really good
[00:32:22] That picture of him in the lab coat like in the leather chair. That's the only pet his desk
[00:32:27] Yeah, that shit rocks. No, there's also a picture of him on line smoke a bug. Oh
[00:32:32] Nice. There's one other picture you saw, huh?
[00:32:35] Well, this is the one I would never look
[00:32:37] You look at a picture of guys Adam you're looking at pics. So this is this is Jeff T. Drick. Okay. He's the Trump reply guy
[00:32:45] Yeah, and then here is Trump's doctor. I mean they're fucking identical twins
[00:32:56] I'm sorry Nick. I can't look up your usual
[00:33:09] Dude that why did your serious say that? Yeah, I don't know but look this is okay. So there's that guy
[00:33:14] There's Trump's doctor. Yeah, Adam look here's Jeff T. Drick
[00:33:19] These are they're the same exact person
[00:33:23] What's Jeff T. Drick up to who is that guy? I don't know but he has a patreon for yelling at the president
[00:33:35] Bedroom says I'm getting your mouth on the internet if you're here
[00:33:38] It's probably because you've seen my posts on Twitter Facebook or Instagram
[00:33:42] Damn Facebook, huh? My man Jeff's on Facebook too
[00:33:47] Yeah, I don't I can't really I don't know what he does other than see an academic or just a guy who yells
[00:33:52] I don't know dude like who the fuck are the Krasenstein's or whatever the fuck these two gay brothers that
[00:34:00] Who the fuck were like I don't get really jacked and they kiss each other
[00:34:04] They're also and you heard them talk they talk like munchkins. Yeah, they're their own podcast
[00:34:08] I haven't listened to it though. Is it good
[00:34:09] I listen to a second that someone posted on Twitter just to see how their wood their voice are like
[00:34:13] They literally sound like the lollipop Gil. Apparently we got a shout out on some kind of fashion podcast
[00:34:19] Fashion fashion. Yeah, not Ist fashion fashion the nation
[00:34:26] No, they're there is yes, I don't know somebody I don't know so you email I got an email about it
[00:34:32] I don't know if it was fashion podcast. Yeah, I don't know if it's positive or negative
[00:34:35] Dude, we should be in with that world. They're probably saying Adam dresses like shit
[00:34:40] But Nick and stop or the fucking taste no that did come up though at one point
[00:34:44] Yeah, so did they come up on like fucking storm front or something? Yeah, Adam's got terrible test
[00:34:50] I didn't come up on storm front. You're changing it to storm front because you like it
[00:34:54] You like there to be a thing it was on a chain, right? No, you'd like it to be the further
[00:34:59] It was literally on like a it was an image board
[00:35:02] But it was for fashion stuff so I know it's upset you that they said that you weren't good at fashion
[00:35:07] But who said that we dress cuter than you've ever seen what whatever you're claiming to
[00:35:12] Failing upwards. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:35:15] Those shots out no they said your shots out there. She said you were gay, but that I was there come boys
[00:35:21] Yeah, all right, but that's a Lawrence. You just got married Lawrence said you're bad addressing
[00:35:27] No, he said he wear women's clothes. He said he said you wear women's clothes. Oh, he saw you wearing your mom's clothes
[00:35:34] No, I'm ran into you at a band I don't hurt my mom. I
[00:35:44] Ruined my mom's life by being a small dick instead of a pussy
[00:35:49] My mom wanted to keep her jewels in my pussy
[00:35:52] She imagined a beautiful life with her beautiful daughter
[00:35:54] They looked exactly like her and they would go everywhere and she would hide her jewel her precious jewels and coins in my pussy
[00:36:01] And I couldn't do that for her and he was like why look I only
[00:36:05] Listen to like maybe one episode of content. I don't know why you're telling me all this or
[00:36:17] Yeah, you do just bad anyway, that's just what I heard
[00:36:22] Yeah, I heard I heard something along those lines is that true Adam if Nick heard it. It's probably sure
[00:36:28] Well, that's not true. I miss here a lot of things
[00:36:31] Remember when I thought that that I wasn't getting the wig guns for free it barns in noble
[00:36:36] Did you think that yeah, but this is now a family guy flashback pod
[00:36:42] Hey, well, yeah, I thought they were guns for free. No, you know, we only sell books and CDs
[00:36:48] This is just books and CDs and DVDs. Wow. That was very necessary to remember Peter. I guess
[00:36:55] I'm like that. Now is show me your pussy. Yeah
[00:37:02] Yeah, how about if you wanted to have sex the mom instead of just killer, you know, that would be hot
[00:37:07] It would also be psychologically true my rap name edible edifice the psycho truth
[00:37:18] Instead of Rex you to push you to push eat a puss
[00:37:22] It is cool that Rex means king. Yeah, fucking tight
[00:37:28] Why go Rex like t-rex and shit. Yeah, but that's I mean it's because
[00:37:36] It sounds cool. It wasn't it's not like they named it's not a coincidence that Tyrannosaurus raxes
[00:37:42] No, dude. That was the name of it at the time of the dinosaurs. Yeah, they still had names
[00:37:48] Yeah, we think they didn't call each other name the dinosaurs after the dinosaurs for gone. This is making sense
[00:37:56] Yeah, I'm at I'm the dinosaurs. You think it's guys only but it's G. Y. N. Oh, like a god of colleges. Yeah, they're pussy
[00:38:06] Yeah, are they made of pussy just like a like an adorable hipster girl like you're gonna hook up with her and she takes her pants off
[00:38:13] Fucking herpes all over a pussy. I call him my guy in a source
[00:38:20] What the fuck just a fucking oh, I'll sing yeah red pussy. Yeah, I don't know Ed sex with 35 guys last night
[00:38:31] What what the heck yeah, yeah, my dad my dad really doesn't like me
[00:38:36] Yeah, he said don't ever step foot in Connecticut
[00:38:46] Shout out to those girls, huh? Yeah, that's out to you turn in 32 getting absolutely railed out
[00:38:57] Tattoos don't do anything for you anymore. Nope
[00:38:59] Probably good now. There's now there's girls that are 21 years old, which seems like a significant difference in
[00:39:08] Age now considering where you're at you can really tell that you're in a different
[00:39:17] Mm-hmm and you know that it's kind of your fault. Yep, but you got all you could have been doing something
[00:39:24] You could have you could have fucking you know just thought about your career maybe nursing classes
[00:39:30] Yeah, but you said I'll just keep bartending and have fun for a couple more years and now you're ugly as shit
[00:39:36] Now you're ugly as shit and you're not aging like the fellas who weren't doing too much better than you know
[00:39:41] But our society is designed to make it a little bit manage right they might knock one of you up and be okay
[00:39:53] You know dear lord, thank you for making this society where you could be a fat-bolt piece of shit the alternative is
[00:40:02] Guy that makes a lot of money and you constantly have to pretend like you're not ecstatic about it
[00:40:11] You have to pretend like hey, you know what it doesn't make life that much better
[00:40:15] You got a dress like you don't have any money right
[00:40:18] The same way you would never think to use the R word around an actual retarded person
[00:40:24] Mm-hmm is how you you have to act all the time around
[00:40:36] When you uber everywhere yeah, they talk about the train and you have to be like oh, yeah, it's bad
[00:40:42] Yeah, I started taking pool though because I love the environment I
[00:40:48] Should start hanging out with people with intergenerational wealth yet to feel poor again
[00:40:53] Oh, no no to to learn to to learn how to be old money
[00:40:57] Yeah, to switch that's a part of that social circle. Yeah. Yeah, I think that we should have it like a different phases in our success
[00:41:04] Where it's like there's a tracksuit phase and then there's I'm never really actually tweet kind of Connecticut face
[00:41:10] That's the thing you know, I'm trash and I will die trash. No, I'm dying a track. Let's move to Greenwich
[00:41:16] No, that's all you motherfuckers. Let's get that uber, but it's only I'm hanging out with a mafia guys
[00:41:21] I'm getting murdered by QAnon guys. What's it called?
[00:41:24] What's the uber for helicopters called?
[00:41:28] That whatever blaze blaze I think no, it's called blade I think blade
[00:41:34] Yeah, blade makes more sense in blaze. Yeah, let's just order helicopters places like not even that far away
[00:41:41] They smoke weed. Let's take a helicopter from Nick's house to my house five months four blogs. No, why not?
[00:41:50] I want to do something else. I always thought it was cool in the in the intro to the apprentice that Donald Trump is in a helicopter
[00:41:59] Like that's a part of his job is that he had to look at it for the sky. Of course
[00:42:05] All the cover and pretends like he sucks, but he's actually extremely cool
[00:42:10] He's got a helicopter in a building with his name on it
[00:42:12] Yeah, you imagine I have enough money that you can like have buildings built and then still being like and put my fucking name on that shit too
[00:42:20] Yeah, I want everyone to know what isn't it more of a brand? Does he build all those buildings or what?
[00:42:25] The story Daniel's story was like what kind of idiot do you have to be to have a bunch of money and be like oh
[00:42:30] I'm gonna make a place for people to live
[00:42:36] Solid gold statue you know that building downtown because I charge people to look at it
[00:42:42] So if you accidentally you make the biggest statue in New York City
[00:42:46] You put it somewhere where unless you want to walk down Fifth Avenue backwards
[00:42:50] You're gonna be looking at my statue and guess what pal you owe me 20 bucks 20 bucks just for eyeballs on this
[00:42:56] You know, it's crazy. You used to be able to do shit like that like
[00:42:58] 1860 look like I looked at those statue time to have my own private police force jail this man
[00:43:05] Oh, no, I thought you meant like you're gonna say like you have a retard in a tent
[00:43:09] You have to pay a nickel to go see the retard. Mm-hmm. That's the circus. That's the circus
[00:43:15] I was more of a freak show. It's not it's not a statue. It's actually the thing I said and not a different thing. Yeah, you're right
[00:43:23] Although that did you you read blood Meridian, right? Yeah, I might do a reread a blood
[00:43:28] I never finished it was fucking got a little too too many words for me. You know I'm saying too many words in a row
[00:43:34] Am I gonna read a book again? I'm starting to read a I
[00:43:39] Forget what it's called the tiny tune adventures novelization. Oh
[00:43:44] I'm reading the screenplay. I'm getting into tiny. They're all a little loony. Sorry, dude. I farted bad. Oh
[00:43:54] Super Nintendo game the Looney Tunes game the tiny tunes. You ever play that shit?
[00:44:01] I know you guys are gonna call me a baby, but it wasn't good. Mm-hmm. He's still playing it. I would if I had a
[00:44:17] They're all a little loony they're they're all
[00:44:20] Boony poo-poo-ny booney they're all what's boo like they're all
[00:44:37] My penis is little it never has been sucked off
[00:44:47] Suburbs I'll be tight to Greenwich, Connecticut. Yeah take Metro north of the city sure. Yeah
[00:44:54] Businessman. Yeah like a businessman. I'm going to go where she had to do my business and cheating
[00:44:59] Yeah, to have your affair apartment. Yeah, just get off my back
[00:45:04] Where did Don't dream really hard time? I think Long Island. Oh nice. No, he lived in he lived in Westchester
[00:45:10] Really? I think I only watched six episodes of that show. I didn't know people were living up there yet at that time
[00:45:17] He was he was Connecticut. I know that for sure. No bitch. He grew up in New York
[00:45:23] But he moved with his bitch up to Connecticut. Oh sure she wanted anyone to move up there. Yeah the bitch
[00:45:31] I have to go to the city to do my come on. I can't say it's do you see her fappenings? Yes
[00:45:39] Highly recommend though the the brunette from community
[00:45:44] Community Douglas she's married to James Franco's brother. No, uh Richard Franco Richard Franco
[00:45:51] I was not some brag. No, no, it's her name. No, it's a lab story put fat push Franco fat pussy Franco
[00:46:02] Alson Brie Alson pretty she's got perfect. Oh that bitch. Yeah. Yeah, she's disgusting
[00:46:06] I I saw the disaster artists at Metro graph and they did like a Q&A. It was like before
[00:46:17] And James Franco and his brother were there and then they had like a you know reception afterwards about James
[00:46:45] James Franco is like a fucking movie star like yeah piece of ass and his brother is just nothing
[00:46:51] Just a regular looking just a regular looking
[00:46:55] Frank was eating pussy while teaching at NYU right I think he was doing that he was teaching at like three different schools
[00:47:01] He didn't put any different solely to fuck students probably he was also getting PhDs for a while
[00:47:08] Yeah, I mean one of my favorite things on wearing flannel
[00:47:10] He his little book reports for vice back in the day. I've mentioned them on the show before but he was doing that for a while
[00:47:17] Yeah, that's pretty fucking gay. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah, he's gay, but James crank if you ask me
[00:47:24] He's James Cranko though on the other hand he's cool
[00:47:31] But was he eating pussy in class he's canceled for eating put for fun
[00:47:35] No, I think they didn't you never ended up getting officially canceled. Oh really they let him skate
[00:47:41] Yeah, cuz he was like just lining the DMS are like 13 year olds. Yeah, no one cared. Yeah, he was like hey
[00:47:47] What's up? What's up? You like you like me? You like my videos like seeing videos and shit
[00:47:56] Maybe my friends have been making some videos and stuff
[00:48:03] Fucking you know hanging out you want to meet Seth Rogen
[00:48:09] The Neverland Ranch of the James Franco Neverland Ranch people my aim profile for my cell phone number I
[00:48:15] I use a troll aim away messages and profiles looking for cell phone numbers to just like create lists of people
[00:48:25] Didn't you do like early hacking like an early hacking? I don't know
[00:48:31] Right, I was just you like I was a hacker. No Nick did hacking. He was him in Beto dude back in the night
[00:48:38] Yeah, he was I thought you told me you did some shit where you found a way to like find people from like message boards like phone numbers or
[00:48:49] Or some shit maybe phone numbers phone numbers on the Internet. Yeah, yeah, that's not hacking
[00:48:55] It used to be the Internet. Yeah, maybe we had a conversation about how much easier it used to be to like
[00:49:04] That's what you're that's because everything was on like I was half list everything was on like the same like everybody used like
[00:49:14] Even those software packages, but everyone would use like
[00:49:18] Linux no not Linux, but like not like pro boards was a website, but like
[00:49:26] VBB or whatever and there was like websites that were just like lists of exploits for
[00:49:32] forum software that would be used everywhere. So you'd be able to like
[00:49:40] The link for a page on a forum like there was one forum I remember
[00:49:45] There is like a problem with the search function on the forum and it didn't like strip out special characters
[00:49:52] so you could include JavaScript in the search and
[00:49:56] And you would do and this isn't like my this is just like a type of
[00:50:01] Like way to steal people's information is you just send people a link to something that includes that
[00:50:07] URL and then it redirects to whatever you're trying to link them to so and the way it does that is that you link them to the
[00:50:15] Search page with the JavaScript in there the JavaScript will capture their like cookie or their session data
[00:50:21] And then it goes to your website or whatever a page on your website that
[00:50:27] Copies that cookie and session data do a local file on your website and then redirects them to whatever the target
[00:50:33] That sounds like that is hacking. I take it back. Yeah, Nick's a fucking hacker. Well, it's not it doesn't require any skill
[00:50:39] I mean, it's like you just look at a skillful of me and stuff. Well, anyways, yeah
[00:50:44] I did that to I remember reading through some guys my space messages with his his girlfriend is the time and
[00:50:59] Know him no, not really I mean, but he uses the same password for everything
[00:51:07] The former like hashed so you could get like a hash of their password and then there used to be websites where you could just plug in
[00:51:14] Like a hat like an empty five hash and then it would run through like a list of already cracked passwords
[00:51:21] Hashes a one-way mathematical operation. Oh, yes, so of course if you
[00:51:28] If you take a word and you hash it, it'll print out a 32 character long string
[00:51:34] Oh, whatever fuck that's unique to whatever that input is damn. Yeah, that's how
[00:51:49] Pretty basic concept. Yeah, it's probably a little bit free
[00:51:54] Right. What was that what was going on with that guy his girlfriend, dude? Oh, yeah, no that shit was great because it was like
[00:52:00] Yeah, that guy uses the same password for everything. I really like access to his PayPal and bank account
[00:52:05] I didn't do anything. It's just like damn this guy should really
[00:52:10] Changes passwords. What do you talk about with his girlfriend?
[00:52:13] Well, I do know so cuz she was hot dude. She was cute. She was like this latina or so. Oh, yeah
[00:52:18] I know her yeah, but like one of the cleaner ones. I guess no
[00:52:24] I just I don't know why that word popped into my head
[00:52:30] No, I just remember he said it was massive. You mean the lighter skin. No, no, no, no, no, don't mate
[00:52:35] Don't take it. They talk me about no. I don't mean clean man. He means literally like that pussy was fresh. Yeah
[00:52:45] No, man. She washes her fucking pussy. No, that's a lot and thing with
[00:52:50] I mean cleaner in the sense that you imagine her in her village and all she knows is helping her grandmother with
[00:52:55] Oh, yeah, yeah, and you're like sure yeah, you drive by and you're like fucking
[00:53:00] Like 50s Roadster or whatever and take your nine million dollar sunglasses off and you're like I'm gonna fuck you
[00:53:13] Like flower dresses with her giant tits right she doesn't like no to innocent yeah in it like that that kind of okay
[00:53:22] All right, I don't know anyways, I remember reading this guy. He's like, you know, tell her he loves her all the time
[00:53:27] And at one time he wrote this message. It was like
[00:53:31] Man, I really hope there's no fucking identifying
[00:53:42] Yeah, hey you came up on that podcast apparently somebody
[00:53:55] He's a stranger you never met it. Yeah, no, it's just a stranger
[00:53:58] I just like I just it was like just like a black pulling a list of of Pat like I mean
[00:54:03] I had seen his username, but I never interacted with the guy and like yeah
[00:54:07] I just you're doing from a board or something. I didn't even know I'm real. I would like see his posts, but yeah
[00:54:11] I mean any more than I like you know, I mean I like I know anybody on the fucking subreddit
[00:54:16] I might recognize like their username here there. Mm-hmm, but yeah, he he sent her this like
[00:54:24] Like message about like just graphically describing her coming home from work and him like putting her up on the counter and like licking her pussy
[00:54:32] Yeah, you know, and then she just responded like
[00:54:40] It was like a paragraph and a half long. Yeah, it was like damn he was trying to cyber. Yeah, I
[00:54:47] Love cyber, bro. I used to love cyber. Mm-hmm. Do you think he fucked her? I'm assuming they fucked. Yeah
[00:54:59] Do you cyber at him you still cyber? Yeah, it's me my girlfriend just we're in opposite rooms in the same
[00:55:08] Yeah, he's the same apartment. Yeah, it's a fun millennial thing, huh? Yeah, it's so millennial, dude
[00:55:17] Yeah, I do land parties where we all signed you cyber now you're a relationship guy
[00:55:22] I'll cyber dude. Yeah, I'll cyber I like to get descriptive
[00:55:26] I mean what is cybering now is just like sending dirty text messages. Yeah, that's what we're saying. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:55:34] Yeah, I'm not doing it on a stupid, but no, it's great because I don't really have anything to say anymore
[00:55:40] Cybering is a lot better than oh the natural conversation. Oh, yeah, you should because it's basically you're just narrating fucking right which we can all do instead of like having to
[00:55:50] Pretend to be interested in anything. I did that day. I need to agree of excitement
[00:55:56] I used to kind of run out of steam on the side bring thing because I just didn't know enough sex stuff to describe
[00:56:04] Then I fucking get a boner and put in your pussy and then I'm pumping you
[00:56:10] I'm on big you bitch. I'm just I can't wait to get home and
[00:56:20] Because yeah, I never even fucking fingered or anything and every you were cybering before fingering
[00:56:26] Oh, yeah, I was I bring it like 13. Oh, right, right, right, right? I think I fingered at like 14 or 15
[00:56:46] What do you mean of course you didn't come what are you talking about?
[00:56:50] She didn't even fake it man. What a bit. I remember the first the first drop a little pussy juice on my on my pinky
[00:56:58] That's how I finger by the way finger is so funny. I still think it's funny
[00:57:02] What do you what's funny about it? Well, you know how I can porn like girls that can squirt
[00:57:08] There's like a type of fingering that you gotta go like where it's like yeah
[00:57:13] I've been in and fucking baba baba baba
[00:57:15] If I was more of a sex nerd I would like really try to study that and learn how to do it. Yes
[00:57:22] It's the I don't I think you could figure where is it the girls fault for not squirting?
[00:57:28] Squirt her pussy. Yeah, I've only had squirting happen through fucking
[00:57:33] Yeah, I've I mean I've had maybe gushing
[00:57:41] first got here I went on a couple okay Cupid dates with this like
[00:57:46] 38-year-old woman with large ass titties redhead and
[00:57:51] I ate her pussy for like an hour and this bitch was I think she literally was pissing on me
[00:57:57] Because she was score at first she was squirting and I was like nice. That's so funny. Just I hope go
[00:58:05] It was on her couch, which is a weird move. She didn't you're a squirt
[00:58:10] Yeah, I'm not even touching you and you're squirting and then I raw dog dirt and then she just unfollowed me on Instagram
[00:58:18] It never spoke to me again. Yeah, I'm no good at fingering. Yeah, I'm not good at it
[00:58:22] I use it to demonstrate my hand strength
[00:58:36] Yeah, I like to go bowling ball man. I mean you know dead lifting
[00:58:41] 135 pounds non-pressive in the slightest but you do it with sopping wet hands
[00:58:46] I know we're business especially with only one finger on the bar, which is what I call the pubic bone
[00:58:55] The thing is if you get your bench press high enough you can literally tear a woman in half
[00:59:01] Joey is that your ultimate goal? How would you tear a woman in half like you take her legs and tear up from the pussy?
[00:59:08] No, you grab her neck and then you grab her pubic pussy and then you rip her in half from the waist you rip her waist
[00:59:15] You rip her waist in half. Yeah, oh, I would think I was Elizabeth Warren
[00:59:31] Fae girlfriend we're coming for you. Well, we are coming for you sexually. I am going to have
[00:59:36] She's so I got Cory Booker more like Cory Booker a cab home at 9 p.m. After you're done pretending to have sex with your girlfriend
[00:59:45] See Cory Booker is so pimp Corey Cory Booker has a
[00:59:49] Has a doctored video of him having sex with Rosaria Dawson
[00:59:53] He plays on a 70 inch screen pushed up to his bedroom window so that the reporters see it
[00:59:57] He's got a deep big of him from Alexander
[01:00:04] He's holding hands with some guy Ben and Jerry's in Vermont talk about legendary young yums who
[01:00:15] Fuck she's so hot. She's more like I'm sorry. Oh, I got so ugly in old age
[01:00:21] No, you're saying this recently that she's ugly. That's a wild take bro
[01:00:26] I well I said it one time and I didn't mean it and something got wrong. Someone got really mad
[01:00:30] So no I repeat it, but she's ugly. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you got a girlfriend Cory too bad. She's ugly now
[01:00:36] Yeah, I hope I hope I hope there's you know
[01:00:40] Here's the thing and I don't know if we were getting trouble for this
[01:00:43] But if you go to a Cory Booker event and at any point he says
[01:00:46] He mentions my girlfriend if you're able to yell what's his name
[01:00:56] You can have the show take the show yep take the show you get the full patreon
[01:01:01] What's his name? What's his name Cory Booker and it can't be on social media. That's a dream real life
[01:01:08] No, but we need we need video evidence of it. That is a dream
[01:01:11] Mm-hmm, but he is actually gay right he is gay, but he won't say it which is weird
[01:01:18] Yeah, I mean you can only barely be black and be the Democratic nominee
[01:01:23] You can't be and which is weird because closet gay seems
[01:01:27] Gayer than regular gay now hundred percent like if I were a closet gay
[01:01:31] I would lie about being an openly gay cuz I wouldn't want anyone to think I was closeted
[01:01:42] If you think about it, but of course I'm gay. I'm not I'm really gay. I'm actually gay and I don't have any problems with it at all
[01:01:50] I'm definitely not secretly wishing I could pretend I wasn't gay
[01:01:54] There is definitely closet closeted energy is gayer than regular gay of course
[01:02:03] There's yearning yeah, there's not yearning. It's the sneakiness. No, that's yeah
[01:02:07] There's a sneaky person yourself. You would understand them
[01:02:11] The disappear of sneakiness. What you calling me sneaky? I don't know if that's a word or not, but I like it disappear. Yeah
[01:02:26] Is this appeal a word probably not no unappealed what?
[01:02:38] That's a word it comes up some way it's a word it is a word
[01:02:47] I would be upset if Cory Booker wasn't gay and he actually got the smash risario here's what I'm wondering in these in these
[01:02:53] Beard relationships do you at least get one crack at the pussy just to be like let me see
[01:02:59] Let me just check it out. Maybe I am straight. Well, that's it. You always meet those gay guys are like oh
[01:03:04] Yeah, I mean it took a while to figure out his game sex with like four million those guys fucking drive me crazy
[01:03:11] You're about a fucking gay guy that was just slamming pussy in high school and all I didn't know
[01:03:21] I am mad dude. Yeah, you're gonna give me some of that pussy gay man from back then. Yeah, it's unfair
[01:03:30] Fuck I'm so mad at all that pussy. There's only the now stop there is
[01:03:35] You can't worry about that. Yeah, I never understood dating woman. You find out you fucked a gay guy and you're like what you're fucking gay
[01:03:42] I know I don't you fuck the gay guy that makes you gay
[01:03:52] What's wrong with you know like I've been podcasting too long
[01:03:56] Nothing makes sense anymore. I don't know how to approach anything logically. It's all backwards
[01:04:09] Yeah, I'm jealous of those gay guys in high school the fuck them more than me
[01:04:15] Yeah, and they were also such good friends with the girls too. Yes, that's all it wasn't being like just being charismatic and dancing and friendships
[01:04:27] I was saying I don't understand when people say there's a pillow talk must have been phenomenal absolutely all the gossip
[01:04:33] Oh my god, they must have been spilling tea left and right
[01:04:41] To fuck a gay man. I guess you guys are right. Yeah, they have the best posture
[01:04:46] Yeah, why do they all stand up so straight? There's the British Army
[01:04:50] They're because they're working out. They're all in the British Army. They're all work though
[01:05:08] You are not allowed to have a gay sex in the pure W cam the Geneva Convention specifically states that officers are allowed to engage in gay sex with their men
[01:05:18] They are only to work no gay sex. I refuse to work until I'm allowed to have gay sex with my men
[01:05:24] My collection of little men that I fucking suck
[01:05:36] The bridge over the required the guys under the bridge quiet the guys under the river bridge
[01:05:51] Oh, I was saying I don't understand when people say there's only the now what the fuck is that about?
[01:05:56] It's like some Oprah kind of shit that girls say or just like be present be in the moment
[01:06:01] Yeah in the moment doesn't exist and there's no future. There's only now. What the fuck does that even I guess
[01:06:06] There's also like people that say that everything is happening all at once to you know, that's fucking so stupid
[01:06:13] That's stupid too, right? I don't get any of that shit shit has happened before shit's about to happen
[01:06:20] So I'm thinking about maybe I get when they're like don't think about the past because it's over
[01:06:25] Okay, that's kind of why they're saying it there's about that. There's other shit that's going to happen
[01:06:30] Right, and if we forget our past we're bound to repeat it. Yeah, that's a kind of like
[01:06:40] Stupid yeah, I'm gonna get it. I see getting an argument the guy that would do it was like, you know
[01:06:44] He's like what the fuck doesn't matter what orientation you are. He's like sex is just sex and I would always be like well
[01:06:52] Why don't you call up your mom and you pussy right now if there's no
[01:06:56] Psychological implications from like what happens to you sexually then yeah have sex with it go fuck a kid
[01:07:02] Why not now we're talking what's the what damage could it possibly do? It's just an orgasm, right?
[01:07:09] Yeah, I got that guy you got I got his ass dude here. I am 15 years later
[01:07:16] Thinking about it. Just how good I got that
[01:07:19] I'm hoping everyone else all the other older black guys at the bus stop heard what I said
[01:07:26] So more man young man laid some knowledge down on
[01:07:34] They were saying that he's gonna say you can cure AIDS with smoothies. Yeah
[01:07:40] They're saying that RIP nipsey hustle was writing a book or producing a talking memory on him
[01:07:46] Yeah, and that's why they killed him they got it
[01:07:50] They didn't want that truth about the pharmaceutical industry was gonna fucking lose all their AIDS money
[01:07:59] So fuck that dude now we got to do a documentary about dr. Sebi
[01:08:05] I left out Lopez was talking about him too and guess what she got got to yeah, I got as well
[01:08:11] It's just so people getting murdered constantly. Yeah, but that's what they fucking want someone was telling me that oh
[01:08:18] Yes, so you were telling me that the fucking because it's crazy like it and this is gonna be a
[01:08:23] long way to go and probably won't even be worth a point and not yes
[01:08:29] But if you think about like all of like the murders that happen in an urban environment, right?
[01:08:34] These people just constantly getting murdered yes
[01:08:36] You know in like Chicago or whatever and it's like if you're not racist and you understand that there's like no
[01:08:43] Like significant psychological difference. It's like really the only factor is that like they're poor
[01:08:49] Yeah, and there's like a lack of like social services
[01:08:52] So they're like murdering constantly, but it like doesn't take that much to make somebody go like oh
[01:08:58] I'll just murder this person if you're on like that into the spectrum
[01:09:01] You know like you just think society doesn't give a shit about you're gonna go to jail anyways
[01:09:05] You're saying that's in people's nature to murder. I'd say it doesn't take that much of a deviation from like whatever
[01:09:20] Generally like middle-class just living your life
[01:09:22] Well, I mean go to war if you're like a celebrity or you're an elite in any way like to the same degree
[01:09:28] I'd they fuck kids. They probably just have people murdered all the time
[01:09:31] Yeah, you're probably right. I don't know. I mean like why the fuck not I
[01:09:36] Agree, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I think they said his ass up if you're like well
[01:09:39] I probably will get away with it. You know right right right. I don't see you
[01:09:44] So we're using the Ferguson protests. Oh, yeah, they're getting got left and right. Yeah, it's that is definitely happening
[01:09:52] That I don't want to be a fucking like conspiracy guy
[01:09:55] But that shit doesn't even feel like a conspiracy to me. They're getting fucking God by the cops
[01:10:00] It's got I mean, yeah, dude. What the fuck who else? I don't know. Maybe there maybe the projects or beefing
[01:10:08] Yeah, maybe there's a little bit of East Coast. I've read some rumors that the projects may be beefing
[01:10:17] Yeah, yeah, that's just fucked up stop this violence
[01:10:23] Yeah, that East Coast West Coast thing is great
[01:10:25] Mm-hmm. What do we need to go back to that kind of beef? That's right. It really only affects the people that have the ability to travel
[01:10:39] Solidarity, you know, it's like everybody does that dumb shit. They're like well off aliens invaded humanity would unite
[01:10:46] Against them or whatever, which is not true. Mm-hmm. Of course they would know under president Donald Trump now
[01:10:53] Yeah, we all know who would be friend the aliens and introduce them to banking
[01:11:06] Very inefficient wrong with helping them their visitors
[01:11:09] all you have to do is convince everyone more slaves and that we built these pyramids that you gifted the world and then and then
[01:11:20] Pernicious banking tactics and you can bring back the Mars
[01:11:30] Because we know if there are people there. No, would you the rovers lying bro. Yeah, we got rovers
[01:11:36] Yeah, but we don't fucking how funny would be if they get into like the 35th movie in the alien series and like one of those
[01:11:45] exchanging money with a Jewish guy from three thousand yeah, well, all rise you that's how it all started yeah, and then like and then like
[01:11:51] And that's the reveal the whole time the movies were racist
[01:11:58] Literally all of them, which I don't think I have I've been watching either's alien versus predator movies. Yeah
[01:12:03] City reviews, but I enjoy them. I'm sure they're good. I watched the first one. It's pretty good which one
[01:12:09] Alien versus predator. Oh, yeah, how about cowboys and aliens. I was one of them, right?
[01:12:14] Mm-hmm. That one's the gay sex one. Yep, they fuck the aliens ledger fuck partner
[01:12:19] There's only one way to get these aliens out of here. That's a fuck got a hidden word hurts. We got to take their dignity from
[01:12:29] They have a collectivist society. It doesn't matter how many of them you kill it doesn't even register
[01:12:35] But you start holding them down and fucking them
[01:12:39] We've been doing that things just like the redneck that discovers
[01:12:42] He's like a guy that owned a paint store and he's like just a good dad the mom died 20 years ago
[01:12:49] What do you got one of them aliens? What are you gonna do with it? I'm gonna fuck it son
[01:12:54] Just like I used to fuck your mom while she was still here
[01:12:57] Then the presidents, you know like you mean to tell me that all we had to do this entire time was fuck these aliens
[01:13:05] Somebody get me that would an alien even under Chief Justice getting fucked. I don't know
[01:13:13] Would it feel like it was getting fought?
[01:13:15] Would it hurt? Does it have an ass? Does it have a pussy?
[01:13:20] We'd be fucking it's ear and that's the question for Neil deGrasse Tyson
[01:13:26] To answer if you ask him such a dumb question. He'd be such an asshole about it
[01:13:30] I mean that all that goes is eyes and just like exhale for the phone that guy does is answer dumb questions
[01:13:37] His entire career is based off dumb questions. No real scientist is doing actual work is like
[01:13:43] Explaining things to fourth graders constantly. Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck is every question like a cunt
[01:13:49] What the fuck is he ever actually done?
[01:13:51] He's on the space. No has he come up with a fucking invented anything. He asked to see women's thigh tattoos. Yeah
[01:13:58] He's groped women. I guess that's pretty cool, but it's not science. It's not science
[01:14:06] Yeah, fuck him what the fuck did he ever did he even do research I
[01:14:14] Astrophysicist fuck him, but maybe that's just what they told us, you know
[01:14:18] What did he look up if he's ever authored a paper or some shit?
[01:14:21] He wrote the 10 crack commandments he goes wrote for biggie. Yeah, I mean he was playing bass
[01:14:32] At a certain point he was looking yoked. Well, that's just a that's a cultural thing
[01:14:40] What are you talking about playing bass looking yoked jacked black bass players? Oh, I see that's a thing
[01:14:51] Want to be fucking strange, dude. Yeah for violence. I want to get I want to get fucking strong so I can just fight people
[01:14:58] Let's just take karate classes the gym is not for hurting people. It will be the gym's for
[01:15:07] It's basic man the physical manifestation of doing math. No, it's great
[01:15:12] Like honestly that that's the absolute appeal of lifting is it like week after week
[01:15:17] You're like oh and then maybe this number and then this number and then it'll be this number
[01:15:26] Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, not from me. I don't like numbers. You don't want violence
[01:15:31] No, it is nice to obsess over numbers. Maybe I'll become a boxer. Yeah
[01:15:43] When I've gotten in fights it really hurts when I get punched in the face
[01:15:48] My head I've gotten a lot of concussions
[01:15:51] Well, thankfully only been punched in the face twice in my life really once recently
[01:15:56] What was the first time first time was my friend Alex? I was just talking shit
[01:16:01] He said if you keep talking shit, I'm gonna punch you in the face
[01:16:04] And you learn your lesson and then I didn't think you would actually do it and then he did and I was like you're a bad friend
[01:16:10] No, you get dinged in the nose 100% deserved it. I deserved it. Yeah
[01:16:16] But what I didn't know that he was gonna punch me because he was driving dude. He straight up punched me. I was in the passenger seat
[01:16:26] That rules I was like what the fuck dude, that's cool. I said I told you I punched you in the first
[01:16:31] I think that's cool. He's cool. Well folks. I
[01:16:35] I think that's the end of the end is near
[01:16:40] Or Dix are small unless you have something else to bring up and they will get
[01:16:49] Yeah tomorrow night's funny moms come out. It's gonna be my my birthday. Oh Adam's birthday. So
[01:16:57] Come get your little pussy son turning 32 and you only do that once so they're in a party
[01:17:09] Congrats pretty depressing dude. You gotta be honest. Yeah, that sucks not too excited
[01:17:13] I have a good night. Alright folks. Bye