[00:00:00] akit

[00:00:26] I'm saying Poots in Greek is in Greek is dick.

[00:00:29] Yeah, yeah.

[00:00:30] That's what I meant baby.

[00:00:32] I want some fucking pooch.

[00:00:34] I can't wait to get some poochs or no.

[00:00:35] When I'm in Athens, I always have the poochs.

[00:00:38] I always have the fresh poocha.

[00:00:40] Yeah, I'll have the poochs.

[00:00:41] Well, we're back.

[00:00:42] Back to the three busted interiors.

[00:00:45] The three busted me goes.

[00:00:47] Bust the tears.

[00:00:48] Ooh, that's good.

[00:00:50] I'm D'Artagnan though.

[00:00:51] Thank you, the fresh blood.

[00:00:53] I'm L'Artagnan.

[00:00:55] That's the teleposter for your tang.

[00:00:56] That's the decoupling.

[00:00:57] I haven't read the three musketeers in a long time,

[00:01:00] but I remember that's what happens is that D'Artagnan

[00:01:02] and L'Artagnan become friends at alternative school.

[00:01:05] Yes, teaching us that they're not so different after all.

[00:01:08] We must have the same father.

[00:01:11] We bought our tangents.

[00:01:13] Oh, yeah, that's the out.

[00:01:14] L'Artagnan's a light skin guy.

[00:01:16] Yeah.

[00:01:17] Light our tangent and dark our tangent.

[00:01:21] We got the same father.

[00:01:25] And then the third one is, aren't there four of them actually?

[00:01:29] There's three of them.

[00:01:30] There's three of them.

[00:01:31] There's three of them.

[00:01:32] The young boy with a nice heart.

[00:01:33] You can still get hard.

[00:01:34] It should be called the four musketeers.

[00:01:35] So it's Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello.

[00:01:40] Good afternoon.

[00:01:41] You reach the desk of Donatello.

[00:01:44] I'm the principal here at three musketeers,

[00:01:46] alternative vocational elementary school.

[00:01:49] So that's one of the characters.

[00:01:52] That's a good one.

[00:01:53] OK, Edible Kesha Elementary School.

[00:01:55] Yeah, we need to talk to you about L'Artagnan's performance.

[00:01:58] Oh, he's not my son.

[00:01:59] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:02:00] I meant D'Artagnan.

[00:02:01] No, he's not my son either.

[00:02:02] My son's Jamal.

[00:02:04] Look, I'm going to be honest with you.

[00:02:06] We don't really have files at this school.

[00:02:08] I let the kids do all the organization for us.

[00:02:12] I'm going to be real with you.

[00:02:14] This isn't really like a file type of school.

[00:02:18] I'm OK.

[00:02:23] A vocational elementary school is a sweatshop.

[00:02:25] It's a sweatshop.

[00:02:26] We got the kids making basketballs.

[00:02:31] We got a contract with the NBA.

[00:02:34] We produce all their basketballs for free in exchange.

[00:02:37] Miss N.S.

[00:02:38] to computer.

[00:02:45] Who's that guy who's in three Musketeers?

[00:02:48] I think it was a fact guy.

[00:02:49] I think his first name is Oliver.

[00:02:51] Oliver Pratt.

[00:02:52] Platt?

[00:02:53] Platt?

[00:02:54] Yes.

[00:02:55] He was in the round of the nose maybe.

[00:02:57] The one with which one?

[00:02:59] I don't know.

[00:03:00] I just remember him being a fat Musketeer.

[00:03:02] He's a famous character actor.

[00:03:04] He plays characters.

[00:03:05] I never understood that.

[00:03:07] Every actor plays a character.

[00:03:09] I still don't.

[00:03:10] No, I mean, they never play a star.

[00:03:12] They play like a supporting role.

[00:03:14] That's like a character actor.

[00:03:16] There's got a lot of rage.

[00:03:18] It's somebody that's actually good at acting.

[00:03:20] Good at an actual actor.

[00:03:21] But nobody would watch for two hours.

[00:03:23] Yeah, your Busheme is your...

[00:03:28] Yeah, I'll get it.

[00:03:29] After being a successful character actor and working very hard for 25 years,

[00:03:34] they let you do one movie where you play like the world's gayest and ugliest man.

[00:03:39] The true story.

[00:03:40] The gayest, ugliest faggot that ever lived.

[00:03:43] Yeah, and you're like, this is my chance of that.

[00:03:45] Wow.

[00:03:46] They've already made Adam's...

[00:03:47] Boy, image Macy gets to play a guy in a wheelchair.

[00:03:50] My story is not over.

[00:03:51] Boy, image Macy plays a guy in a wheelchair that's powered by sucking dick.

[00:03:55] Yeah.

[00:03:56] It's funny you said, Willy and Macey.

[00:03:58] Does he live in New York?

[00:03:59] I feel like he was on my train.

[00:04:00] I mean, I would not be surprised.

[00:04:01] It is.

[00:04:02] His wife's in jail.

[00:04:03] It is in New York City.

[00:04:04] But yeah, but he looked kind of like a bootleg version of Willy and Macey.

[00:04:09] But I feel like that's what all celebrities...

[00:04:11] That's probably what they all look like in real life.

[00:04:12] He's wearing monarchs and like fucked up khakis.

[00:04:15] Oh, that's probably not him.

[00:04:16] It's probably not him, right?

[00:04:17] Yeah, yeah.

[00:04:18] He was Jack, though.

[00:04:19] That's probably not him.

[00:04:20] He looked a lot...

[00:04:22] Mosey mustache, same face.

[00:04:24] I thought I saw Garrett Dilla Hunt on the street, but they had a ponytail.

[00:04:29] They had like pigtails.

[00:04:30] Oh, nice.

[00:04:31] And I was like, do you see you have to have pigtails for some weird movie?

[00:04:34] And I looked it up and it doesn't.

[00:04:35] It was just a man that looked like Garrett Dilla Hunt.

[00:04:37] Who is that?

[00:04:38] It's a character actor, Adam.

[00:04:40] I don't know him.

[00:04:41] I should know more.

[00:04:42] You should know we're on an entertainment industry podcast.

[00:04:45] I should know who these guys are.

[00:04:46] The show business is what it does.

[00:04:47] Variety actually has sponsored us.

[00:04:48] Adam was bragging about his letterbox account on the...

[00:04:51] What's the letterbox?

[00:04:52] It's a website Adam Braggs about.

[00:04:54] No, it's just something I just joined.

[00:04:56] I took things to join it.

[00:04:57] He said he's excited to join it.

[00:04:59] And Adam was bragging.

[00:05:00] I didn't see that actually.

[00:05:01] Yeah.

[00:05:02] Exposed.

[00:05:03] You just...

[00:05:04] You write down the movie.

[00:05:06] I just want to remember what movies I've seen.

[00:05:09] Wait, is it just a little place to review movies?

[00:05:13] Adam, you don't even have to review them.

[00:05:15] You should get a little...

[00:05:16] I just want to chronologically remember what you're looking at.

[00:05:18] Wait, you're a little scrapbook that you can put your stickers in.

[00:05:21] That's true.

[00:05:22] Yeah, I like that.

[00:05:23] It is like...

[00:05:24] I like collecting them all.

[00:05:25] All your collectible stickers.

[00:05:26] You can put it in the book.

[00:05:27] That's what that commercial movie was.

[00:05:28] Don't let any of the boys sniff the stickers.

[00:05:31] No, you can't scratch...

[00:05:32] These aren't scratchless nymphs.

[00:05:33] Yeah.

[00:05:34] They're my special boys.

[00:05:35] I can make them scratchless nymphs.

[00:05:36] My special sports guys.

[00:05:38] I'm a writer.

[00:05:39] A girl's a good man to me when I was a little kid because I was always trying to smell their

[00:05:43] stuff.

[00:05:44] Oh, yeah.

[00:05:45] You're like, can I smell that?

[00:05:46] Like, they're panties?

[00:05:47] Well, yeah.

[00:05:48] But, first, the sticker books.

[00:05:50] You work your way up.

[00:05:51] You normalize sniffing.

[00:05:52] Dude, I use armpits.

[00:05:53] They're pussing.

[00:05:54] Yeah.

[00:05:55] They're poosing.

[00:05:56] I legitimately used to ask other kids if I could smell their fruit by the foot wrapper.

[00:06:01] Jesus Christ, man.

[00:06:03] Can I smell it?

[00:06:05] That's the most gross shit I've ever heard in my life.

[00:06:07] I just want the essence, man.

[00:06:09] I don't know.

[00:06:10] I mean, rappers did smell nice.

[00:06:12] They had a little bit of fruit by the foot.

[00:06:15] They did.

[00:06:16] Listen, they did essence.

[00:06:17] It's good for you for asking for what you wanted.

[00:06:19] Yeah.

[00:06:20] I mean, I would smell one right now if I saw one.

[00:06:22] I'm getting into colognes and different types.

[00:06:25] You're rubbing fruit by the foot wrappers on your neck.

[00:06:28] Yeah.

[00:06:29] Being sweaty.

[00:06:30] Being the most handy in the world.

[00:06:34] Respect, bro.

[00:06:35] I never, I was never a smell anything.

[00:06:37] I wanted to eat that fruit by the foot.

[00:06:39] You better believe I was asking to eat that shit.

[00:06:41] I would just be the guy who would propose crazy trades.

[00:06:45] You know what I mean?

[00:06:46] Like with I had no business getting.

[00:06:49] You tried just to trade things.

[00:06:51] I tried to, in my school, you could just put down stuff no one wanted on a table.

[00:06:56] And I would just pick up a bunch of books and I'll change you four milks for like a cupcake

[00:07:01] and be like, no, be like that.

[00:07:03] That's where the bartering happened.

[00:07:05] Dude, there was a lot, but every once in a while you get lucky.

[00:07:07] You just come to school with like a dead beaver.

[00:07:09] Like, what can I get for this?

[00:07:12] I'm just outside with a BB gun.

[00:07:16] Ma'am.

[00:07:17] Oriel's outside.

[00:07:18] Ma'am.

[00:07:19] Would you mind if I fucked your pussy?

[00:07:23] Did you let your son play right there?

[00:07:29] To some be honest with you, this isn't really a discipline type of school.

[00:07:33] We don't have what you might call classrooms here.

[00:07:36] This is going room.

[00:07:39] We make it license plates.

[00:07:41] Yeah.

[00:07:42] And open concept.

[00:07:43] This is workstations where they learn different skills.

[00:07:46] You're describing a factory.

[00:07:48] Oh yeah, right.

[00:07:49] I was told this was a Montessori school.

[00:07:51] It's like, well, he left.

[00:07:52] I mean, he worked there for a while.

[00:07:54] Yeah.

[00:07:55] We didn't look up his files.

[00:07:57] Yeah, so let's just say troubling history with children Montessori did.

[00:08:01] He was making everybody give him pedicures.

[00:08:04] He's making all the children give him pedicures and pedicures.

[00:08:10] That's Monty for you.

[00:08:12] That's good old Monty.

[00:08:15] Oh, Monty.

[00:08:16] I get seven-year-old's polish up his cuticles.

[00:08:18] Just like a 70s pimp getting his nails filed by his...

[00:08:21] Just 90s.

[00:08:22] ...my children trying to fuck them.

[00:08:24] Hey, baby.

[00:08:26] Now, be careful with that hand.

[00:08:27] That's the one I drive to Cadillac with.

[00:08:29] You want to fuck up them nails.

[00:08:32] Monty's sorry.

[00:08:37] I had an art teacher in middle school.

[00:08:40] That was a total old school.

[00:08:43] Mac, 70s black guy.

[00:08:46] Just get gracefully aging.

[00:08:48] Who wore beautiful silk shirts.

[00:08:50] Black silk artists.

[00:08:52] Yeah.

[00:08:53] Very old, but good skin, obviously.

[00:08:55] Go on bald, but again, gracefully so.

[00:08:58] Yeah.

[00:08:59] And his name was Daily, Mr. Daily.

[00:09:02] You know what his...

[00:09:03] Literally what his first name was?

[00:09:04] Weekly.

[00:09:05] No.

[00:09:06] Good guess though.

[00:09:07] New York.

[00:09:08] Mac Daily.

[00:09:09] His name was Mac Daily.

[00:09:10] Hell yeah.

[00:09:11] That feels fake, dude.

[00:09:12] That's a good...

[00:09:13] That feels like a Dolomite like a guy whose friends with Dolomite.

[00:09:16] I'm your pusher, man.

[00:09:20] He rules.

[00:09:21] I hope he's still alive.

[00:09:22] I hope he's not.

[00:09:23] Come on, man.

[00:09:24] Why do you want to kill my friends with Mac Daily?

[00:09:25] Daily dark to say such things.

[00:09:27] Yeah, that is fucked, but you are a sick...

[00:09:29] You are a sick fucked up guy.

[00:09:31] Yeah, Nick, you're a sick puppy.

[00:09:33] Shut up.

[00:09:34] An island.

[00:09:35] You're one sick puppy.

[00:09:36] A misfit broken toy.

[00:09:37] Shut up.

[00:09:38] Oh, I forgot.

[00:09:39] Broken toys.

[00:09:40] Broken fucking toys, man.

[00:09:44] Broken...

[00:09:45] Just trying to get put back together again with laughter.

[00:09:51] Um...

[00:09:52] Yeah, dude.

[00:09:53] Yeah, dude.

[00:09:55] I went to...

[00:09:56] So I apologize for being out, everyone.

[00:09:58] I got surprise surgery on my shit.

[00:10:03] I'm back on the path to a tooth again, finally, where I had to get a bone graft in.

[00:10:14] And this time, last time I got my very bad dental work at a strip mall in Rosedale,

[00:10:21] Maryland, and a mostly abandoned strip mall next to a subway sandwiches.

[00:10:27] And that didn't go well, but this time, a much nicer building in Rosedale, Maryland.

[00:10:31] Oh, so same city.

[00:10:33] Same horrible suburb of...

[00:10:35] Well, that's the dental...

[00:10:36] The dental...

[00:10:37] The dental...

[00:10:38] The dental...

[00:10:39] The dental capital of the Eastern Sea.

[00:10:41] That's right, Rosedale, Maryland.

[00:10:42] I did used to play in Rosedale League soccer.

[00:10:44] That's where the stars go to get their teeth done.

[00:10:46] That's right.

[00:10:47] It means a lot to me, honestly, too.

[00:10:48] Rosedale has a special place in the heart.

[00:10:49] Rosedale's second chance.

[00:10:51] Happy to get surgery sucks.

[00:10:53] It was brutal.

[00:10:54] That sucks ass.

[00:10:55] And I thought I was just going for a consultation.

[00:10:56] Do they put you under anesthesia?

[00:10:57] No, bro.

[00:10:58] I thought I was going for a consultation and they're like, all right, well, we'll just

[00:11:01] get started here.

[00:11:02] I was like, okay.

[00:11:03] And this was just so I can needles me up.

[00:11:05] I'm getting numb.

[00:11:06] You just start sawing into my fucking jaw.

[00:11:09] It was brutal.

[00:11:10] So what?

[00:11:11] And they just put a piece of bone in there?

[00:11:12] Yeah, I got a dead man's bone in my jaw.

[00:11:14] Dead man's bone.

[00:11:15] Oh, how does a bone graft work?

[00:11:16] They just put a piece of bone in there.

[00:11:18] They put a piece of bone in there.

[00:11:19] They put a piece of motherfucker and then they have like a weird mesh.

[00:11:22] Yeah.

[00:11:23] And then your body just starts, I guess it just fuses or whatever.

[00:11:27] Wow, incredible.

[00:11:28] I hope this man, I hope it's haunted by a pussy eating fiend because it's right at the top

[00:11:33] of my teeth.

[00:11:34] It's a mouth bone of his.

[00:11:35] Oh, that's a good question.

[00:11:36] I hope I don't have a cock bone in here.

[00:11:38] That would be fucking me, dude.

[00:11:39] Yeah, you definitely have a pelvic bone.

[00:11:42] I better not have a man's cock bone or hold on.

[00:11:45] It could be a woman's pussy bone.

[00:11:48] That would be pretty silly.

[00:11:49] That would be hot.

[00:11:50] You know how pussies are made out of bones?

[00:11:51] Yeah, the inside.

[00:11:52] Everyone knows how the inside of pussies are so bony.

[00:11:56] Yeah, what'd you get in there?

[00:11:57] Yeah, bitch out of bony as pussy.

[00:11:59] Get in there.

[00:12:00] That shit feels like sternum.

[00:12:02] Yeah, I want that good.

[00:12:03] They're just breaking news.

[00:12:04] They got them, dude.

[00:12:05] The proof collusion.

[00:12:06] Nice.

[00:12:07] Why, because it's a bar?

[00:12:09] Because Nancy Pelosi said that he's bad.

[00:12:13] Oh, shit.

[00:12:14] My peruse it.

[00:12:15] Yeah.

[00:12:16] I thought Pelosi said Trump was good.

[00:12:17] We have definitive evidence here today on the Mad Hour.

[00:12:21] I gotta say.

[00:12:22] The smoking gun.

[00:12:23] This is what we've been waiting for.

[00:12:25] Well, they get it.

[00:12:26] Donald, I have an envelope here that says Donald Trump is bad.

[00:12:32] I have this tax.

[00:12:33] Remember that bitch released like one sheet of his tax returns from?

[00:12:36] It's from 2014 and it was most definitely planted by the Trump administration.

[00:12:42] And she built that shit to fund it.

[00:12:44] Yeah, she's like late in tonight.

[00:12:46] We're going to look at it.

[00:12:47] It was like looking inside Capone's grave or something.

[00:12:48] Yes, yes.

[00:12:49] And then what it said was that he paid like 30% of his income.

[00:12:53] Oh, did it?

[00:12:54] Yeah, he paid like the normal amount that everyone else did.

[00:12:57] It was like a pretty normal fucking time.

[00:13:00] They probably leaked the literally only.

[00:13:01] But he filled it out and rushed.

[00:13:02] That's exactly what they did.

[00:13:04] She's stupid.

[00:13:05] She's a lesbian.

[00:13:06] Damn.

[00:13:07] And that's why she's dumb.

[00:13:08] Whoa, got her ass.

[00:13:10] The fuck who keeps calling my ass?

[00:13:12] Is it Cookie Monster?

[00:13:13] Your friend?

[00:13:14] Hello, Cookie Monster.

[00:13:15] Oh, Rob, Rob, that's what I do.

[00:13:17] It's good to see you again on the phone.

[00:13:21] Oh, I also, my Peter, happy to report to everyone.

[00:13:27] Yes.

[00:13:28] I had to go to court yesterday, but I hired a lawyer to appear for me.

[00:13:30] Uh-huh.

[00:13:31] Beat the first charge.

[00:13:32] Beat driving with the suspension.

[00:13:33] With the sofa?

[00:13:34] Oh, so it's been a lot.

[00:13:35] She's suspended something.

[00:13:36] What about texting and driving?

[00:13:38] Have it that one still?

[00:13:39] That was an open case.

[00:13:41] That was an open case.

[00:13:42] You don't want to talk about it.

[00:13:43] You can't talk.

[00:13:44] I can't comment on an ongoing investigation.

[00:13:45] Yeah.

[00:13:46] Yeah.

[00:13:47] Classic fail.

[00:13:48] Uh, classic fuck up is to comment on an open act of investigation.

[00:13:52] I will never comment on an open investigation.

[00:13:54] The feds can't get me.

[00:13:55] I'm too smart.

[00:13:56] It is funny in retrospect, just like how shitty the police department was with that Jesse

[00:14:00] smaller thing.

[00:14:01] They're like, this is a serious investigation.

[00:14:03] We're investigating everything.

[00:14:04] We're pretty sure he lied and he's gay and we have picked a message.

[00:14:09] By the way, he is gay and he's probably a liar.

[00:14:15] He's a gay liar and we are treating him like a victim.

[00:14:19] Yeah, that story is great.

[00:14:23] Yeah.

[00:14:24] It's kind of like all these shitty people like, you know, put themselves in an involuntary.

[00:14:29] Oh, it's perfect for you.

[00:14:30] It's like you dreamed it up.

[00:14:31] Oh, yeah.

[00:14:32] It's everyone you hate all in one.

[00:14:34] Yeah.

[00:14:35] Liers.

[00:14:36] Yeah.

[00:14:37] Right.

[00:14:38] It makes Chicago PD look Chicago.

[00:14:39] It makes the police department look fucking stupid and it's also like the DA's office,

[00:14:44] which like, I guess it's good if they're, you know, if, I mean, at least-

[00:14:49] They're not prosecuting it for some offenders?

[00:14:51] Well, if the DA's office is like, well, now I think because there was another woman that

[00:14:57] got arrested for like falsifying a police report, just some like poor black woman.

[00:15:03] And the judge was like, asked the district attorney, like, why didn't you throw this

[00:15:07] case out?

[00:15:08] They're like, wait, you just had the Jesse smaller thing.

[00:15:10] And the DA's like, ah.

[00:15:12] Oh, that's good.

[00:15:13] Yeah.

[00:15:14] That's because she's not famous.

[00:15:15] Right.

[00:15:16] Yeah.

[00:15:17] No, it's because literally-

[00:15:18] Jesse's gonna be a civil rights hero now.

[00:15:19] He gets, he gets poor people that falsify police reports off.

[00:15:24] Yeah.

[00:15:25] You know, but I mean, prosecutors are bad.

[00:15:27] No matter what.

[00:15:28] Oh, yeah.

[00:15:29] Oh, you know what?

[00:15:30] I never realized he got a salad in Subway.

[00:15:32] Wow.

[00:15:33] He didn't even get a sandwich.

[00:15:35] What?

[00:15:36] What a psychopath.

[00:15:37] Gay.

[00:15:38] That is the worst part of that story.

[00:15:39] I wish I knew that detail of the story early.

[00:15:40] I would have been like guilty.

[00:15:41] Yeah.

[00:15:42] He's getting a middle of the night salad.

[00:15:43] That's just the lettuce and shit for the things.

[00:15:46] It's a bad lettuce.

[00:15:47] He'll be tossing a different kind of salad.

[00:15:50] He was thinking of all of us.

[00:15:52] Yeah.

[00:15:53] He was hoping we don't know.

[00:15:54] He wanted that.

[00:15:55] Yeah.

[00:15:56] He's a good guy.

[00:15:57] It turns out everything I'm hearing about him now in hindsight.

[00:16:00] Yeah.

[00:16:01] Do they have other bags of lettuce?

[00:16:04] Do they have a spring mix in Subway?

[00:16:06] I don't think so.

[00:16:07] They just have spinach and then they have like kind of a white iceberg, like brownie

[00:16:11] white.

[00:16:12] And.

[00:16:13] Subway sandwiches?

[00:16:14] Iceberg lettuce.

[00:16:15] Iceberg lettuce is trash.

[00:16:16] Lettuce can generally.

[00:16:17] Unless it's in a like your out of steakhouse and you have a wedge salad with the bacon and

[00:16:23] then the blue tree and stress it.

[00:16:24] I would rather have spinach.

[00:16:26] I like a good wedge.

[00:16:27] I like a good wedge.

[00:16:28] It is a superior leaf in every way.

[00:16:30] Yeah.

[00:16:31] Or maybe like a little soft bib lettuce or that shit.

[00:16:33] Iceberg is just water.

[00:16:35] Exactly.

[00:16:36] There's no nutritional value.

[00:16:37] Yeah.

[00:16:38] And it doesn't.

[00:16:39] You know why it's called that, right?

[00:16:40] What?

[00:16:41] It's like the cheapest type of lettuce to produce and it has no like real value to it.

[00:16:47] It's ice.

[00:16:48] Well, there was a guy named iceberg who was like, what if we can save even if we just

[00:16:54] sell them the least nutritious type of lettuce.

[00:16:58] I should have seen that one.

[00:16:59] It's just great.

[00:17:00] Yeah.

[00:17:01] Respect.

[00:17:02] We kept getting more of the ice.

[00:17:03] We'll charge the same amount as the romaine lettuce.

[00:17:09] Fuck romaine too, by the way.

[00:17:10] I'm just not on the romaine.

[00:17:11] I'm not on the romaine.

[00:17:12] Also, it was like, it didn't, it wasn't a poison?

[00:17:16] We'll charge the same amount as arugula.

[00:17:18] Now we're talking.

[00:17:19] Arugula is good.

[00:17:20] And it's, there's nothing there.

[00:17:22] It's just water basically.

[00:17:24] Not too much water.

[00:17:27] Just enough so we can cut corners on the lettuce.

[00:17:30] That's right.

[00:17:31] That's right.

[00:17:32] That's right.

[00:17:33] More high.

[00:17:34] It's so funny that like part of like Israeli propaganda is to say that they, they developed

[00:17:38] drip irrigation.

[00:17:39] But it's like, that is literally Nick's joke about like not too much water.

[00:17:43] Wait, what's that?

[00:17:45] They, they developed drip irrigation in Israel.

[00:17:48] Hell yeah.

[00:17:49] And they're like, Oh, you think Israel's bad?

[00:17:50] Well, we developed drip irrigation and instant messenger.

[00:17:55] You know, these are like drip irrigation is literally the, the, the kike way of.

[00:18:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:18:01] It's just a little drop.

[00:18:03] Do it.

[00:18:04] One drop.

[00:18:05] Not too much water.

[00:18:06] I am though.

[00:18:07] That's, that's Israel.

[00:18:08] What's that?

[00:18:10] Instant messenger respect.

[00:18:11] I see you.

[00:18:12] I see you.

[00:18:13] This started off as a way to initially be like, Israel's so stupid.

[00:18:17] Yeah.

[00:18:18] And then you know, they have this other stuff that they did.

[00:18:20] And now he's, he's already churchy.

[00:18:22] Damn.

[00:18:23] And the, wow, you see his ways.

[00:18:25] Wow.

[00:18:26] You see his ways.

[00:18:27] Well, that was fucked up.

[00:18:28] Adam.

[00:18:29] No, no, he says, you know, ways too is actually an Israeli company.

[00:18:31] Ways is go ahead.

[00:18:33] We talked about that.

[00:18:34] They're inevitable because Google bought them.

[00:18:35] Yeah.

[00:18:36] I refuse to use it.

[00:18:37] Yeah.

[00:18:38] Cause it's BDS.

[00:18:39] So I use the shitty Apple maps.

[00:18:40] Yes.

[00:18:41] And I use random.

[00:18:42] Then no one uses.

[00:18:43] I like that.

[00:18:44] Yahoo.

[00:18:45] Now.

[00:18:46] Now he's a bad boy.

[00:18:47] Oh hell yeah dude.

[00:18:48] He's always been a bad mask off.

[00:18:52] Mask off.

[00:18:53] I just want to kill Muslims.

[00:18:57] So true.

[00:18:58] Doesn't his son post like Nazi shit or something?

[00:19:01] Yeah.

[00:19:02] Yeah.

[00:19:03] And you got in trouble for a talk.

[00:19:05] Yacht year.

[00:19:06] Watch it on over an error.

[00:19:07] Disclosing a corruption scandal while he was drunk at a strip club with his boys.

[00:19:15] He's like, yo, me and my dad are doing fucking corruption and like people overheard him at

[00:19:19] a strip club.

[00:19:20] That guy, Ron.

[00:19:21] I opened it investigate.

[00:19:22] Yeah, you're keep your mouth shut boy.

[00:19:24] Yeah.

[00:19:25] He post like pictures of George Soros like looking like an evil guy.

[00:19:28] Yeah.

[00:19:29] Hook nose and stuff.

[00:19:30] So he's a Pepe.

[00:19:32] What's going on there?

[00:19:34] Some of those guys are just saying like he like they're doing Nazi shit.

[00:19:38] I don't get that at all.

[00:19:40] What?

[00:19:41] Why are is why are Israelis being Nazis?

[00:19:44] What do you tell them?

[00:19:45] Yeah.

[00:19:46] Yeah.

[00:19:47] You're why are guys like you're doing Pepe shit?

[00:19:49] Uh, I don't know because they think like similar goals.

[00:19:53] Yeah.

[00:19:54] They want to create a white F no state.

[00:19:55] Yeah.

[00:19:56] Interesting.

[00:19:57] So they think that what the Nazis did were good was good.

[00:19:59] Are we going to get to the point in like 10 years where they're just like I don't know

[00:20:02] if that's what they would be doing.

[00:20:05] But yeah, I mean they are chill with like what's this like Netanyahu takes pictures

[00:20:09] like Victor or Bond and like like what like.

[00:20:13] That's the guy that came up the popcorn.

[00:20:15] The popcorn.

[00:20:16] The urban urban walker.

[00:20:17] Yeah.

[00:20:18] Well damn that popcorn.

[00:20:20] I mean, yeah, they they are like it is aligned with white nationalism at this point.

[00:20:25] I had some Paul Newman popcorn last night.

[00:20:27] Was it good?

[00:20:28] It's okay.

[00:20:29] Is healthy?

[00:20:30] No.

[00:20:31] All the money goes to charity.

[00:20:32] So doesn't.

[00:20:33] Well, I'm sitting here eating popcorn for you know dinner.

[00:20:38] Yeah.

[00:20:39] Damn, you're right.

[00:20:40] I'm about to buy a star by an all new man shit.

[00:20:42] I'm saving pandas or whatever.

[00:20:45] Retard a kids.

[00:20:46] I guess teaching retarica to drive stock cars I think.

[00:20:48] Yeah.

[00:20:49] Oh yeah.

[00:20:50] We were talking about stock cars.

[00:20:51] We love some guitar kids.

[00:20:52] He loves racing retards.

[00:20:54] The the sequel to reading rainbow.

[00:20:57] Yes.

[00:20:58] Right.

[00:20:59] It would be nice to put them in pod racers.

[00:21:02] That'd be pretty cool.

[00:21:03] We could invent pod racers.

[00:21:04] Yes, we could.

[00:21:05] And put retarded people in the main.

[00:21:07] We could put them in on the moon.

[00:21:08] Yeah.

[00:21:09] They're all you know, they crash and blow up all the time.

[00:21:13] Well, hey, man.

[00:21:14] And but they're only going like 15 miles per hour.

[00:21:17] I'm still getting into fiery.

[00:21:21] I think they could handle it.

[00:21:22] I think they could do anything.

[00:21:23] How you doing?

[00:21:24] My name's Subaba.

[00:21:25] That is cool.

[00:21:26] How you doing?

[00:21:27] They would have to have Star Wars names.

[00:21:29] Yeah.

[00:21:30] Hey, it's me, Subaba.

[00:21:31] Oh, fuck dude.

[00:21:32] Yeah.

[00:21:33] So yeah, I got a fucking bone in my shit.

[00:21:39] I'm saw I was just bleeding on the train.

[00:21:41] I had to put a fucking tea bag in my just start chewing a tea bag on the way here.

[00:21:46] Yes.

[00:21:47] Damn playing hurt.

[00:21:48] Playing her still still being a professional.

[00:21:51] That's right.

[00:21:52] It hurts to laugh, but I'm here.

[00:21:54] Damn.

[00:21:55] It hurts to laugh.

[00:21:56] There's a smile.

[00:21:57] Dude.

[00:21:58] How cruel?

[00:21:59] Sorry I love scallowing.

[00:22:00] It hurts too much.

[00:22:01] It was like planned parenthood.

[00:22:02] It sounds like a place where like twins set up their mom and dad on a date.

[00:22:10] Oh, like the parent trap.

[00:22:13] Yeah.

[00:22:14] Yeah.

[00:22:15] You know, like about it's a turn trap reboot where the twins are like, there's this place

[00:22:20] called planned parenthood and we can go there and then they go and the doctors.

[00:22:27] I'm trying to hold on.

[00:22:28] I'm workshopping a surprise to the spirit.

[00:22:35] Okay.

[00:22:36] Let's work.

[00:22:37] I would throw that one out, but no idea is bad idea.

[00:22:39] Maybe they're doing like a late term abortion.

[00:22:41] Yeah, that's the important by accident.

[00:22:43] They for yeah, they get abortions.

[00:22:45] They do extra late term abortions.

[00:22:47] They kill them at 11.

[00:22:48] Yeah, super late.

[00:22:51] Yeah.

[00:22:53] Or maybe one of them is pregnant and they get the health care they need.

[00:22:57] I've had the parent trap and you know, it's like the twins try and trick the dad and going

[00:23:05] on a date with the mom.

[00:23:07] Okay.

[00:23:08] Like the police are monitoring all of their computers for some reason.

[00:23:12] Okay.

[00:23:13] And the dad shows up on a date with the mom and he's like, why don't you have a suit over

[00:23:17] here?

[00:23:18] He's like, what?

[00:23:19] I'm here to meet a 35 year old woman.

[00:23:20] I'm like, actually, you were a side ring with your 11 year old dog.

[00:23:24] We have all the logs here.

[00:23:25] I love that.

[00:23:26] I forgot the reason later, but I love that.

[00:23:28] That is the trap.

[00:23:29] You know, this is your daughter.

[00:23:32] This is your actually your 10 year old Lindsey Lohan daughter saying, I can't wait to suck.

[00:23:37] I want to suck the bottom.

[00:23:38] Oh, they get really like graphic.

[00:23:40] Yeah.

[00:23:41] Yeah.

[00:23:42] She's like, I don't know if we should be doing this.

[00:23:44] Like, don't you want to trap them?

[00:23:47] This is the kind of adult stuff that adults do.

[00:23:50] We'll tell them we'll press charges unless they fuck each other.

[00:23:54] Yeah.

[00:23:55] It takes two.

[00:23:56] I love that.

[00:23:57] I love that idea.

[00:23:58] I like to cyber with each other's parent.

[00:24:01] The daughters trying to see your mom's pussy.

[00:24:05] Yeah.

[00:24:06] Yeah.

[00:24:07] I love it because they know each other's tendencies.

[00:24:09] So this is great.

[00:24:10] How about the batch of predator and the pedophile shows up and then a bunch of guys hold them

[00:24:14] down and come on his face and then they let him go?

[00:24:18] Is that is that a different word for bucocky is batching?

[00:24:22] No, bat, you know, like a below.

[00:24:24] Oh, okay.

[00:24:25] So you're just I didn't know.

[00:24:27] I don't know if batching was like, no, it can be.

[00:24:29] That's nice.

[00:24:30] We're cultural icons.

[00:24:31] Yeah.

[00:24:32] That's right.

[00:24:33] Let's get started.

[00:24:34] They're going to be saying batching in Japan in three months.

[00:24:38] Batsaru.

[00:24:39] Yeah.

[00:24:40] Batsarinaru.

[00:24:41] That's starting up.

[00:24:42] I love batching.

[00:24:43] Yeah.

[00:24:44] You and your boys all not just one load of batch.

[00:24:47] Yeah.

[00:24:48] You know, the, it's about time Americans had their own bucocky and that's batching.

[00:24:52] Why are you doing this?

[00:24:53] Okay.

[00:24:54] You have two options.

[00:24:55] Either the entire crew comes on your face on national TV or you're arrested by the sheriff's

[00:25:01] department.

[00:25:02] Just the cameraman with no bottoms and socks on.

[00:25:08] I'm just beating off on top of him.

[00:25:11] Yeah.

[00:25:12] That's my favorite part of watching those bucockies.

[00:25:13] Just like some guys with socks, some guys fully nude.

[00:25:16] That would be shirts and no bottoms.

[00:25:17] That would be a fun way to reboot to catch a predator is the pedophile shows up and then

[00:25:22] they can either pay off a child's student loan debt.

[00:25:25] That's great.

[00:25:26] You know, a survivor of sexual assault.

[00:25:28] Yeah.

[00:25:29] And then they get to go free.

[00:25:30] Yep.

[00:25:31] And it's the network that decides not the district attorney's office.

[00:25:37] We're doing Chicago where activists, D.A. Kim Fox would have no problem with such a.

[00:25:43] Stunt is.

[00:25:44] Yes.

[00:25:45] She loves stunts.

[00:25:46] And the reason it's a show.

[00:25:48] Evil, can evil of prosecuting.

[00:25:53] How is she going to follow up gay, gay, black, or just a wallet with to batch a predator?

[00:25:59] Now that story, that story is fun to follow because like after which she was like, I welcome

[00:26:03] an investigation.

[00:26:04] She was like, we had like, every part of this was run by our chief ethics officer who like

[00:26:11] immediately resigned after.

[00:26:12] Hell yeah.

[00:26:13] Yeah.

[00:26:14] And she's like, I welcome an investigation.

[00:26:17] And then they like are trying to appoint a special prosecutor to look into it.

[00:26:20] And she's like, we will not support the idea of this.

[00:26:24] Hey, man, special counsel looking in the politics isn't from now on is just like, we're going

[00:26:32] to get a special counsel.

[00:26:34] We're going to have to open a special counsel investigation and literally everything and

[00:26:38] everyone.

[00:26:39] Is that going to be it from here on?

[00:26:40] I mean, that happened during Clinton.

[00:26:41] That happens a lot.

[00:26:42] I guess it happens.

[00:26:43] There's no one gave a fuck, right?

[00:26:45] Wasn't Benghazi a special counsel?

[00:26:46] No, that was a hearing.

[00:26:47] It was a select committee or whatever.

[00:26:49] Yeah.

[00:26:50] Who gives a fuck?

[00:26:51] I don't know.

[00:26:52] I mean, Congress investigates it.

[00:26:53] I mean, that's what Congress does.

[00:26:54] Is that what 9-0-1?

[00:26:55] Congress is like a fancy version of like an HR department at a fucking office where the

[00:27:01] like form little birthday party planning commissions.

[00:27:03] That absolutely office.

[00:27:04] And then yeah, they love like ex communicating each other.

[00:27:08] They're like, oh, this is the we're not talking to Sarah committee, you know, and then they

[00:27:12] spread gossip among each other.

[00:27:14] I mean, to be in Congress is pretty fucking lame to be.

[00:27:17] Yeah.

[00:27:18] Unless you're getting pussy on the side.

[00:27:20] We're too cool to do it.

[00:27:21] Right.

[00:27:22] Or dick.

[00:27:23] Well, a lot of people don't know this, but I've been having sex with Alexandria, I

[00:27:26] case you, court test.

[00:27:27] Nick has been.

[00:27:28] Yeah, we.

[00:27:29] Yes.

[00:27:30] He doesn't want to make a big deal.

[00:27:31] I don't want to make a big deal about it, but we've been having sex.

[00:27:33] Look at the fuck.

[00:27:34] I'm in her district.

[00:27:35] I should get to have sex with her.

[00:27:36] Yeah, but that's a conflict of interest because she wants your vote.

[00:27:41] Right.

[00:27:42] So she can't, she realized.

[00:27:43] She wanted to, right?

[00:27:44] As a female politician, she can't fuck guys for votes, but she wanted to though.

[00:27:48] No, she said she didn't want to, but it's to tell you that you're a constituent.

[00:27:52] So it'd be inappropriate because she was fucking Nick and then she came over here.

[00:27:56] She was wearing like, like a T-shirt of yours or something, getting a bullet cereal.

[00:28:00] And you were just hanging out with her?

[00:28:02] Did you get the fucker?

[00:28:03] I fucked it.

[00:28:04] Well, I previously fucked her.

[00:28:05] I fucked her a couple of years ago.

[00:28:06] That's actually crazy because when I was on Tinder, I met her on Tinder before she was

[00:28:10] on, when she was at Boston, I did a gig.

[00:28:14] Yeah, Baltimore Boston, the bees.

[00:28:16] When I was 19, I did a gig in Boston.

[00:28:17] I had sex with her when she was four years old.

[00:28:20] You were a real life.

[00:28:22] I guess you were a real life.

[00:28:23] I fucked her as a baby.

[00:28:24] Yeah, I'm older than she is.

[00:28:25] So you were a six?

[00:28:26] We're all older than she is.

[00:28:27] You were six?

[00:28:28] When you fucked her?

[00:28:29] How fucking sad is that?

[00:28:30] You were older.

[00:28:31] I love it.

[00:28:32] We're all older.

[00:28:33] You see?

[00:28:34] Men are trash.

[00:28:35] Then the woman I had said.

[00:28:36] How old is she?

[00:28:37] 28th.

[00:28:38] Yeah, something like that.

[00:28:39] I love that young women are ruling the world because men are trash, actually.

[00:28:45] But I did fuck her actually as soon as she got legal.

[00:28:47] So I legally fucked her the second it was legal to fuck her.

[00:28:50] So I just want to put that on the record.

[00:28:52] I don't understand what you're supposed to do.

[00:28:56] I feel like I'm really on the cusp now.

[00:28:58] The other two or three years, I'm just going to have, there's going to be no relevancy.

[00:29:03] I have no understanding of how the world works, who's in it, what people are watching, how

[00:29:08] to navigate my life in any way.

[00:29:10] It's just mitigating various pains in my body.

[00:29:15] And it's like, you just have to live another 40 years like that.

[00:29:19] Yeah, that's horrible.

[00:29:20] Just not understanding anything.

[00:29:21] Just don't know shit.

[00:29:22] Like I saw the other day that Avengers Endgame movie made.

[00:29:28] A billion dollars.

[00:29:29] The highest grossing movie of all time.

[00:29:32] And it's like, what are the Avengers?

[00:29:34] I don't know.

[00:29:35] I didn't see any of those movies.

[00:29:36] Nah, those are some good shit, man.

[00:29:38] Well, I don't know.

[00:29:39] I mean, to be that out of touch.

[00:29:42] That's like just stupid super like- I watched them on plants.

[00:29:46] Accessible.

[00:29:47] Yeah, but you should, I mean, it's almost like being like, what's the Super Bowl?

[00:29:50] Yeah, right, right.

[00:29:51] You know, I just like to have no idea.

[00:29:53] Yeah, the Super Bowl.

[00:29:54] Yeah, you're going to have to be connected to society.

[00:29:57] I guess I'm the most mainstream out of all of us.

[00:30:01] I guess as an Avengers fan, as a Thor fan.

[00:30:04] I see all those movies.

[00:30:06] No, you don't.

[00:30:07] Yeah.

[00:30:08] No, you don't, bitch.

[00:30:09] You want to do a quiz on it?

[00:30:11] Yeah, I do.

[00:30:12] You saw the new one?

[00:30:13] I did.

[00:30:14] I haven't seen it yet.

[00:30:15] Bitch, that's me.

[00:30:16] I'm up one.

[00:30:17] I saw the beach bum, the back of the corner.

[00:30:19] I see Thor dark planet.

[00:30:21] Thor dark planet.

[00:30:22] Were they quite the elves, bitch?

[00:30:23] No, I saw the Ragnarok.

[00:30:25] Yeah, that's everyone's seen that one.

[00:30:27] That's the good one.

[00:30:28] You see the first one?

[00:30:29] Yeah, with Natalie Portman.

[00:30:30] Okay, what about you?

[00:30:31] You see the second one.

[00:30:33] What's the second one?

[00:30:34] No, I guess I didn't see the second one.

[00:30:36] Yeah, that was directed by like Ken and the brand.

[00:30:38] We got a door gas plane.

[00:30:40] Who the fuck is Ken?

[00:30:41] He's like one of the preeminent Shakespearean actors of our day.

[00:30:46] Really?

[00:30:47] I'm pretty sure he directed the first door.

[00:30:48] The first one was like Shakespearean, like Anthony Hopkins.

[00:30:51] Anthony Hopkins was in it, yeah, with the hot patch.

[00:30:54] Ooh, doth bust in my ass.

[00:30:59] Just wearing a skull on your dick.

[00:31:03] You bust or not you bust?

[00:31:06] My dick.

[00:31:08] She quivers.

[00:31:09] To pee or not to pee.

[00:31:13] To suck or to be sucked.

[00:31:16] That is the question.

[00:31:17] Sickly though.

[00:31:18] Whether I am gay or in my mouth or in my ass.

[00:31:20] With the pale cast of busting.

[00:31:23] I've never seen a Shakespeare play, I don't think.

[00:31:28] Yeah, Kenneth Branagh directed Thor one.

[00:31:30] I've read Shakespeare, but I'm not.

[00:31:32] You never seen it.

[00:31:33] You've never seen a Shakespeare play?

[00:31:35] No.

[00:31:36] I think King Lear is on right now in New York.

[00:31:37] I know, some old bitches playing King Lear.

[00:31:39] An old woman?

[00:31:40] How about Ling Queer?

[00:31:41] They're a little bit...

[00:31:42] They're a little bit...

[00:31:43] They're a little bit...

[00:31:44] Hold on.

[00:31:45] I'm so fucking gay.

[00:31:46] How is...

[00:31:47] Oh, okay.

[00:31:48] How is me Ling Queer?

[00:31:49] I'm gay.

[00:31:50] I'm gay.

[00:31:51] Yes.

[00:31:52] That is correct.

[00:31:53] Yeah.

[00:31:54] The Romeo and Juliet are like, who's this gay Chinese guy ruining our date?

[00:32:01] It's me, Ling Queer.

[00:32:03] Oh, they're in Ling Queer?

[00:32:04] Romeo and Juliet.

[00:32:05] All the Shakespeare plays are like, cinematic universe.

[00:32:09] Yeah.

[00:32:10] All the theatrical universe.

[00:32:11] They're the Avengers.

[00:32:12] It's Romeo and Juliet, fucking Shylock.

[00:32:15] Yeah, I go.

[00:32:16] The Thello.

[00:32:17] Yeah, I go the Perit.

[00:32:18] Yeah, I go the Perit.

[00:32:19] Yeah, I go the Perit.

[00:32:20] I'll show you the four.

[00:32:21] There's the fours in there.

[00:32:22] We're feeking.

[00:32:23] Yeah.

[00:32:24] Who else is in Shakespeare?

[00:32:25] I remember no cello.

[00:32:27] They called the cello one on a circumcised dog.

[00:32:30] Yeah.

[00:32:31] I was like, what the fuck, bro?

[00:32:32] Because some white guys are also on

[00:33:00] the ground.

[00:33:01] I'm going to go the other way.

[00:33:02] I'm going to go the other places I can't get in.

[00:33:03] Why don't you go the world?

[00:33:04] Maybe a criterion, so go.

[00:33:05] A little more abnormal after this and pick up a copy.

[00:33:09] Physical media?

[00:33:10] Yeah.

[00:33:11] Physical media.

[00:33:12] Hella Mir is looking like a dime in that movie.

[00:33:16] Do you see your tits?

[00:33:17] I don't know if you see your tits.

[00:33:18] No.

[00:33:19] No.

[00:33:20] No.

[00:33:21] No.

[00:33:22] I'm not picking up a physical copy.

[00:33:23] If a titty's wearing it, then yes, I would.

[00:33:24] Why?

[00:33:25] Just to have it to cherish.

[00:33:26] Yeah.

[00:33:27] I think so the internet goes out and I have to beat off to something, then I own a DVD

[00:33:30] with Hell and Mir is titties on it.

[00:33:32] Yeah.

[00:33:33] I suppose I could download pictures of a taste of the hard drive.

[00:33:37] Perhaps print them out, paste them upon my wall.

[00:33:41] Some stuff to think about.

[00:33:43] I love the idea that people used to beat off the calendars.

[00:33:46] That feels nice to me.

[00:33:48] Every mechanic shop.

[00:33:49] Yeah, just looking at the calendar on the 29th of the month, like I can't wait to jack

[00:33:53] off in two days.

[00:33:54] Just put them up on the wall.

[00:33:57] I don't think they ever beat off to that.

[00:33:59] On the shop, you get grease in your dickhole.

[00:34:02] That probably feels good.

[00:34:03] Yeah, it's against ocean.

[00:34:04] You're coming from your comms.

[00:34:05] Just for a spring steamy then album cover with these pink transt ankles.

[00:34:10] Looking over his shoulder with a bunch of motor oil around his anus.

[00:34:15] I was born to be bad.

[00:34:20] I'm a bad guy.

[00:34:22] Bad boy.

[00:34:23] Bend me over.

[00:34:25] And take me out to the Jersey show and bend me over.

[00:34:30] I think he's just...

[00:34:32] What the fuck is...

[00:34:34] What's up, Bruce?

[00:34:35] What's up, Bruce?

[00:34:36] We're just looking back for me.

[00:34:38] Put it on my nuts and hands.

[00:34:40] Bruce is the experimental album.

[00:34:43] He's just bending me over the 57 Chevy.

[00:34:48] He's fucking...

[00:34:50] He fucked me while we're listening to the Mets game.

[00:34:54] We have a couple of hot dogs.

[00:35:00] Watch fireworks go.

[00:35:02] They're all in the fuck mind.

[00:35:05] The fuck?

[00:35:07] The mances day parade.

[00:35:11] They're just a big, big bad boy.

[00:35:21] American bad boy.

[00:35:26] My first ring.

[00:35:28] Bad nose must be roundly booed.

[00:35:30] Every time it comes.

[00:35:31] The 88.

[00:35:32] Any up in the door to the back seat.

[00:35:35] I can't believe this case.

[00:35:36] This push is making me listen to.

[00:35:38] I said get in.

[00:35:40] Who remembers Weber Grills?

[00:35:44] Take that little brush.

[00:35:46] You used to clean off the grill and put it in my ass.

[00:35:49] Does anyone like...

[00:35:52] The fuck?

[00:35:53] You remember when the stuff weighs dog, dog is.

[00:36:01] That's pretty cool isn't it?

[00:36:03] Blue my ass up and fuck it.

[00:36:08] Having gay sex in Americana.

[00:36:12] Americana gay sex.

[00:36:16] Thousands are protesting outside of Bruce Brings.

[00:36:18] He's concerned at the middle land.

[00:36:20] Will I work in a factory and I am gay?

[00:36:24] And I can't wait to see him.

[00:36:28] I can't wait to see him.

[00:36:30] I'm a civil radio.

[00:36:31] A leather daddy outfit with an assless dress.

[00:36:34] And I can't wait to have gay sex.

[00:36:37] The boss you're killing us.

[00:36:40] You're killing this broosh.

[00:36:42] I spent $150 on these tickets.

[00:36:45] And all the unions have been broken up

[00:36:49] by some piggyten folks that wanna fuck our ass.

[00:36:53] Oh that's what they do?

[00:36:54] I said get in here big boy.

[00:36:57] Yeah I guess he's like a union guy that likes having gay sex.

[00:37:05] Anyways he's the greatest musician of less 60 years.

[00:37:10] I will say I do fuck with the boss.

[00:37:14] Me too.

[00:37:15] It's weird that a guy that's so pro labor would call himself the boss.

[00:37:20] Yeah it's true.

[00:37:21] Do you think that was a self appointed nickname or everyone gave it to him?

[00:37:24] I hope he gave it to himself.

[00:37:26] Guys I want you to start calling me.

[00:37:28] Guys would you mind calling me the boss?

[00:37:31] Silbio's like I don't know.

[00:37:34] No tone.

[00:37:35] No disrespect.

[00:37:37] He was doing that character for 40 years.

[00:37:40] He was like I prefer to call you a stupid.

[00:37:43] You know he was supposed to play Tony's a brand-new.

[00:37:45] Yeah.

[00:37:46] That's so funny.

[00:37:47] Just getting absolutely.

[00:37:48] I mean that would be one of the worst shows of all time.

[00:37:52] That really worked out.

[00:37:53] It would have gone from being the best show of all time to easily one of the worst shows

[00:37:57] anyone.

[00:37:58] I don't know.

[00:37:59] Just him sitting in therapy.

[00:38:00] No it would be cartoonish.

[00:38:01] If fucking.

[00:38:02] Making that weird scowl with the baby.

[00:38:04] Yeah the whole time like that Robert De Niro impression.

[00:38:07] I think I'm depressed.

[00:38:08] I think I'm experiencing depression.

[00:38:11] You wouldn't be able to take that seriously.

[00:38:14] He was in some other.

[00:38:15] Did he eat a Falco delivering like an amazing performance as the wife of that man?

[00:38:20] Yeah.

[00:38:21] Yeah.

[00:38:22] I think I'm going to go out and see the boys.

[00:38:29] He's been in other shit though.

[00:38:31] Is he a good actor?

[00:38:32] He was in some little Stevie.

[00:38:34] He was in some call I believe Lillie Hammer.

[00:38:37] Oh yeah it was a TV show right.

[00:38:39] On Netflix.

[00:38:40] I never saw.

[00:38:41] The only reason I know that is because I was listening to a fresh air where they interviewed

[00:38:46] him about it years ago.

[00:38:47] Oh you know your boy Lillie Tarracos.

[00:38:48] I'm back in on fresh air.

[00:38:50] I feel like I need to start using my brain a little bit and I feel like that's the.

[00:38:54] Just listening to Terry have a conversation with someone.

[00:38:56] Instead of basketball podcast yes.

[00:38:58] I mean basketball podcast you learn about things.

[00:39:00] I want someone to just do an hour of black Frasier every day.

[00:39:04] Yeah that would be good.

[00:39:05] Yeah that would be good.

[00:39:07] You're welcome.

[00:39:08] Yeah what was it black?

[00:39:11] My husband doesn't really seem to pay attention to me when I tell stories bitch you got to

[00:39:15] step the game up.

[00:39:16] Your stories is trash.

[00:39:18] Your pussy is trash.

[00:39:19] Bitch I smell your pussy from over here.

[00:39:22] Wash that shit out.

[00:39:23] Everybody can smell your damn pussy.

[00:39:25] No I'm just playing with you bitch.

[00:39:28] Just playing with you.

[00:39:29] I'll listen to your stories maybe what you look like.

[00:39:31] Yeah email a picture describing it to me.

[00:39:34] To phrase your daddy at yahoomail.org.

[00:39:37] Yeah let me come over later.

[00:39:39] Let me come over maybe we need to do someone on one therapy.

[00:39:43] Yeah maybe I do a little physical therapy.

[00:39:45] Just every woman that calls me tries to fuck.

[00:39:49] He figures that.

[00:39:51] For their hysteria.

[00:39:54] That's the relationship.

[00:39:56] He thoughtfully listens to every man's problem.

[00:39:59] We just bought a house and my husband seems to just be assuming that he can turn the basement

[00:40:03] into a man cave because of what he's seen on television.

[00:40:07] How do I explain to him that I want to put like a washer and dryer.

[00:40:11] I don't want the whole thing to be living room.

[00:40:13] Bitch you need to put a wash and dry on that pussy.

[00:40:17] You need to wash and dry on that pussy.

[00:40:19] Wash and dry that pussy.

[00:40:21] You need to wash and dry on that pussy.

[00:40:24] Wash and dry that pussy.

[00:40:25] Get that shit so dry.

[00:40:26] Have that thing.

[00:40:27] Two to the.

[00:40:28] Secondary.

[00:40:29] Tastes like water.

[00:40:30] Let me fuck you.

[00:40:31] Let me fucking bite cheeks.

[00:40:33] Let me slap you butt cheeks together.

[00:40:36] And slide up in between.

[00:40:39] Nood all over your back.

[00:40:41] Thanks.

[00:40:42] Okay.

[00:40:43] I love that.

[00:40:44] The hot dog in the bun.

[00:40:45] You've mentioned that you got a butt job.

[00:40:46] The first time you dick ever came out.

[00:40:47] Is that true?

[00:40:48] I got a butt job before I had sex.

[00:40:56] It is a nice move but it feels like a waste.

[00:40:58] It does feel like a couple.

[00:41:00] It's the same way I look at titty fucking thank you.

[00:41:03] Honestly.

[00:41:04] But jobs are a lot more practical.

[00:41:06] It's ceremonial.

[00:41:07] More practical.

[00:41:08] It's not about practical.

[00:41:09] A butt job is more practical than it.

[00:41:11] It's not about practicality man.

[00:41:13] It's about enjoying yourself.

[00:41:15] About doing some weird shit that makes your dick hard.

[00:41:17] That's all sex is.

[00:41:20] All sex is to me is using a pussy like a hand so that I can nut as quickly as possible.

[00:41:28] Honestly since it all sex is to him is using a pussy like a hand bitch.

[00:41:33] I got a hand right here.

[00:41:35] It's got something to say to that face.

[00:41:39] Sauce with S ends with lap.

[00:41:42] You come up on my show asking me these bitch ass questions.

[00:41:46] I'm going to slap the shit out you.

[00:41:48] Send your address.

[00:41:49] I'm going to have a producer come on give you your address to him.

[00:41:52] I'm going to slap him.

[00:41:53] You said mail in mail or some of you used to pay.

[00:41:56] Why don't you send your tampons into the show.

[00:41:59] I'm going to get my shit hot.

[00:42:03] Oh fuck.

[00:42:06] Black Frasier.

[00:42:08] Black Frasier.

[00:42:09] The bras is just signaling the hand signals from the booth.

[00:42:14] We've been off the air.

[00:42:15] You have to see things over 25 minutes ago.

[00:42:20] You're probably not serious.

[00:42:23] I got a bad rock.

[00:42:30] I got a bad rock.

[00:42:38] Ross and the dad are the same.

[00:42:41] Everything is the same.

[00:42:44] Everything is the same as those two.

[00:42:46] Those people would never interact with people like that.

[00:42:49] Well first of all they wouldn't live in Seattle.

[00:42:53] That gay British guy who has a food show.

[00:42:56] Trying to get fucked by them honestly probably.

[00:42:59] Yeah.

[00:43:00] She fetishizes them in a racist way.

[00:43:03] I hate that.

[00:43:04] You hate fetishizing.

[00:43:06] I've never had a fetish.

[00:43:08] I've never fetishized any.

[00:43:09] What would you do to a guy that maybe spent his 20s fetishizing men or women of certain

[00:43:14] races or ethnicities in general?

[00:43:16] Their 20s do you?

[00:43:18] Yeah.

[00:43:19] Well you know as long as they figure it out by their 30s.

[00:43:21] As long as they end up with a nice.

[00:43:24] Yeah.

[00:43:25] I want to do gay conversion therapy but instead of making people happy gays, making people

[00:43:30] be vanilla.

[00:43:31] It's just like losing their fetishes.

[00:43:34] How about a gay conversion camp and then the Christian people will send their kids

[00:43:38] there but really all it is is you just let gay kids drive around and conversion fans.

[00:43:43] That's cool.

[00:43:44] And then they come back like how was gay conversion camp and it's like it was so good.

[00:43:49] They're like when you're still gay and they're like yeah you just drive vans around.

[00:43:52] Yeah but we'd learn mechanic skills.

[00:43:54] You just learn how to work on a man and that way their fathers can accept them.

[00:43:58] Yeah when they kicked them out of the house they have to live in a van.

[00:44:01] Right.

[00:44:02] Yes either they're fathering except them for being slightly less gay and knowing how to

[00:44:05] use a van or now they're ready to go home.

[00:44:09] Well it's called a conversion van because I've been living in it since my parents kicked

[00:44:12] me out.

[00:44:13] Damn.

[00:44:14] Yeah.

[00:44:15] And if listen if you're a 18 run away and you need a place to stay Adam Friedlin will

[00:44:25] take you away.

[00:44:26] Yeah I'm a leader in the community of runaway boys.

[00:44:30] What's up with that Bond Jovey song?

[00:44:32] I'm like a fagin.

[00:44:34] That Bond Jovey song about the run away.

[00:44:36] Are you talking about wanting to have sex with a 8 year old girl?

[00:44:40] Is that a real thing?

[00:44:41] I think she's a little run away.

[00:44:43] I can't wait to have sex with her.

[00:44:45] And she's eight by the way she's eight.

[00:44:51] I'm still laughing.

[00:44:52] Just imagine the cover of Bruce Springsteen album.

[00:44:55] And he's the ass completely.

[00:44:58] The bandana hanging out of his ass.

[00:45:01] Greased up.

[00:45:02] Yeah the greasy.

[00:45:03] The greasy is like dripping down the inside of his leg.

[00:45:06] He's like this is how mechanics stand right.

[00:45:09] That's right.

[00:45:10] I just want to get my picture taken like a tough guy mechanic.

[00:45:15] Fuck.

[00:45:18] The damn boss.

[00:45:23] You guys see that fucking sonic trailer?

[00:45:25] Yeah.

[00:45:26] You talk about it.

[00:45:27] I didn't watch it.

[00:45:28] But yeah people are saying that he looks bad.

[00:45:30] I don't know.

[00:45:31] I just don't understand why they even made that movie.

[00:45:32] I know it's really weird.

[00:45:33] I mean the thing the people are complaining about it don't get it's like yeah it's a weird

[00:45:37] hit like how the fuck is it supposed to look.

[00:45:40] I understand what they did wrong.

[00:45:43] But like a song like Sega went out of business like 15 years ago.

[00:45:47] So you're going to make sure you're trying to bring a game back?

[00:45:50] Maybe five years.

[00:45:51] No they keep making the games but it's like it's not like there's not even like a really

[00:45:54] nostalgic element to sonic.

[00:45:56] I mean it's like the ring is still kind of like culturally pervasive.

[00:46:00] I mean you see sonic shit all the time.

[00:46:03] It's not like anyone's like remember sonic.

[00:46:05] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:46:06] Are they still making sonic games?

[00:46:08] Yeah they make yeah I mean they make mobile games and shit.

[00:46:12] They made a weird you they always make they make some weird new game for this shit.

[00:46:16] But sonic's the same thing with like you know the Super Mario Brothers they learned that

[00:46:21] lesson trying to make that movie in 1990 which is like it's weird Japanese bullshit that

[00:46:26] doesn't make any sense.

[00:46:28] It's like quite possibly the most difficult thing to adapt.

[00:46:32] Yeah that movie was in disaster yeah.

[00:46:34] Of course it is because it's like what do you like hey we oh this game is really popular.

[00:46:38] I guess we need a movie.

[00:46:40] So they go to a screenwriter and they're like alright he's an Italian plumber and there's

[00:46:43] a mushroom kingdom and the bad guy is a turtle and there's a princess.

[00:46:47] Uh huh.

[00:46:48] It's like none of this shit fits together.

[00:46:52] They did make some wild stylistic choices though I will say.

[00:46:55] Yeah like the black with the big black lady.

[00:46:59] They will do flies.

[00:47:00] Oh they have one of those?

[00:47:02] Yeah I remember there's a big black lady with the boots that fly or whatever.

[00:47:05] I don't remember.

[00:47:06] She doms Mario.

[00:47:07] Nice.

[00:47:08] That's hot.

[00:47:09] I haven't seen that movie in forever.

[00:47:10] Do they make a second one?

[00:47:12] No.

[00:47:13] No.

[00:47:14] You got your boy Bobby Haas.

[00:47:15] Bob Hoskins.

[00:47:17] Giovanni Latorgileo.

[00:47:19] Ravici?

[00:47:20] No.

[00:47:21] Um.

[00:47:22] John Lebouza.

[00:47:23] John Lebouza.

[00:47:24] Oh.

[00:47:25] Giovanni Latorgileo.

[00:47:26] That's pretty good.

[00:47:27] That's pretty good.

[00:47:28] That's pretty good.

[00:47:33] That's literally what I was thinking too.

[00:47:38] And then the bad guy is a easy rider.

[00:47:41] Yeah.

[00:47:42] Oh yeah.

[00:47:43] Dennis Hopper.

[00:47:44] And he just like in he just has like spiky hair.

[00:47:46] That's him being Bowser.

[00:47:47] But you also get the sense that it's like I mean it's it's literally make it like Seth

[00:47:52] Rogen and James Franco on mushroom.

[00:47:54] Well it's like no one in the movie even knows what video games are.

[00:47:57] Right.

[00:47:58] You know so it's like how could they how could you give a shit about that project going in

[00:48:02] if it's like something that makes it zero cents to you.

[00:48:04] Yeah.

[00:48:05] You know.

[00:48:06] Yeah you should just make it like two fat stoners get trapped in the game or something.

[00:48:10] That's how you do it.

[00:48:11] Yeah.

[00:48:12] Let's do it.

[00:48:13] Let's adapt it.

[00:48:14] We could probably get the rights to Mario right.

[00:48:15] But I mean the sonic thing even like Jim Carrey it's like that it's again the same thing

[00:48:20] as Dick Cheney at least Christian Bale put on the weight.

[00:48:25] Yeah.

[00:48:26] He's a fat guy.

[00:48:28] One of the few fat icons that we have in video games.

[00:48:30] Video games.

[00:48:31] No he's taking Dr. Robotnik from us.

[00:48:34] Yeah.

[00:48:35] A fat bald man.

[00:48:36] Well is Jim Carrey been in a funny movie in the last 20 years.

[00:48:39] The number 23.

[00:48:40] Number 13.

[00:48:41] Yeah.

[00:48:42] 13.

[00:48:43] No it's the number 23.

[00:48:44] It was 23.

[00:48:45] Fuck you.

[00:48:46] Fuck you.

[00:48:47] You thought you got him huh.

[00:48:48] I did.

[00:48:49] Number 23 is where he's a white guy that starts convincing himself.

[00:48:52] He's Michael Jordan.

[00:48:53] Yeah.

[00:48:54] He's like I am allowed to say.

[00:48:56] He's like I'm not going to say it.

[00:48:57] Look there's all the signs are here.

[00:48:59] He's writing the animal.

[00:49:00] He goes up to Harlem and says I'm passing them.

[00:49:03] At Rucker Park.

[00:49:04] Yeah.

[00:49:05] So well it is also the 23rd letter of the alphabet.

[00:49:09] Oh man.

[00:49:10] That checks out.

[00:49:11] That's probably not true.

[00:49:12] Well it's one of I mean if you do.

[00:49:14] It's one of the letters.

[00:49:15] If you read a key board.

[00:49:18] Oh okay.

[00:49:19] In the Clordi alphabet in order and it's the 23rd letter.

[00:49:23] Interesting.

[00:49:24] That makes a lot of sense.

[00:49:26] The way you put it.

[00:49:28] Don't put that away.

[00:49:31] Dumb and dumber of course.

[00:49:33] Again that was 20 25 years.

[00:49:35] Was that in the last 25 years.

[00:49:37] Dumb or.

[00:49:38] Was he in that?

[00:49:40] He was in some kind of weird sequel wasn't he?

[00:49:41] They were prequel with two guys that look like that.

[00:49:44] Yeah.

[00:49:45] But they weren't in it.

[00:49:46] They did do a sequel.

[00:49:47] I don't think anyone saw it.

[00:49:48] I don't know if it was horrible but I assume it was.

[00:49:50] Was Jim in it?

[00:49:51] They were both in it dude.

[00:49:52] You don't remember this?

[00:49:53] I remember the first one.

[00:49:55] No I think I kind of remember this.

[00:49:57] It was fucked up because it was just like kind of just a shitty movie.

[00:50:00] It was like a C plus probably.

[00:50:02] I don't know I didn't see it.

[00:50:04] My dick was too large.

[00:50:05] Yeah.

[00:50:06] But you know I don't know it's just like you know I guess he's in that.

[00:50:12] Yeah he'll probably actually be good in it.

[00:50:14] I actually re-watched the mask the other day.

[00:50:16] Oh yeah.

[00:50:17] Was he good?

[00:50:18] Yeah he's okay.

[00:50:19] Camera D has his heart.

[00:50:20] Very Miami.

[00:50:21] Yeah.

[00:50:22] We're trying to keep it on the down low but I had sex with him.

[00:50:27] I was having sex with Cameron.

[00:50:28] With Cameron D is?

[00:50:29] Yeah we were having sex with each other for a while.

[00:50:34] In real life.

[00:50:35] Oh isn't she married to one of the guys from Good Charlotte?

[00:50:38] I don't know it didn't come up very often while we were having sex.

[00:50:42] Are you sure you weren't having sex with the guy from Good Charlotte wearing a blonde wig?

[00:50:45] No I would meet up with her in public and we would have sex against her.

[00:50:48] The Madden brothers.

[00:50:49] In a parking lot somewhere.

[00:50:50] We would meet at the Whole Foods in Silver Lake and have sex in the parking lot.

[00:50:54] Did she have any tattoos?

[00:50:58] I mean just said the one all over her entire body.

[00:51:01] Yeah he knows.

[00:51:03] That checks out.

[00:51:04] That's why she's so dark now.

[00:51:09] She looked a lot like her.

[00:51:11] Yeah I like the idea of a black crackhead tricking people being like no how Cameron D

[00:51:16] asked.

[00:51:21] Because she's Cameron D is a story.

[00:51:24] Yeah I guess.

[00:51:25] It's a full body tattoo.

[00:51:26] Who do you think that would work on?

[00:51:29] I don't know.

[00:51:34] I really I can't say.

[00:51:36] I can't be sure.

[00:51:39] That is a great piano thing though on Runaway.

[00:51:52] Yeah.

[00:51:54] It gets me jazz the fuck up.

[00:51:58] Yeah.

[00:51:59] We're going to get head from a bitch with crimped hair in a porta potty.

[00:52:03] Who's ready to get head?

[00:52:06] Me.

[00:52:09] Let's go get head.

[00:52:11] Let's go.

[00:52:13] So Adam what's the name of the year?

[00:52:15] Nothing much.

[00:52:16] What's now?

[00:52:17] I've been getting into my letter box account.

[00:52:21] What is that shit?

[00:52:23] You literally just write a website where Adam finds other people discussing things and then

[00:52:29] he goes oh yeah I've seen that.

[00:52:31] Yeah yeah I'm trying to do that a little bit.

[00:52:33] You get the likes going to join it too.

[00:52:37] Do you just cost money?

[00:52:39] No it's like a social media platform.

[00:52:41] Also you should know we discussed it while you were gone.

[00:52:44] Yeah oh yeah you should know.

[00:52:47] We said that you had Hank Hill ass and what you accepted.

[00:52:51] Yeah behind your back.

[00:52:52] No in public.

[00:52:53] Well we said it in public behind his back.

[00:52:55] Well we said it in public.

[00:52:57] We're now telling it to the side.

[00:52:58] We said it in public where he did not have access to defend himself.

[00:53:01] Yeah he didn't.

[00:53:02] And without your ability to defend yourself there was mutual consensus across the board

[00:53:06] among all of our colleagues that you do in fact have Hank Hill.

[00:53:09] No absolutely not.

[00:53:10] Which colleagues.

[00:53:11] This is why we can't have this conversation with you here.

[00:53:15] No we can't.

[00:53:16] I'm listening.

[00:53:17] Because Adam's going to change the subject.

[00:53:18] I won't change the subject.

[00:53:20] We'll keep it on subject.

[00:53:22] Now look is my ass as beautiful and juicy as it once was?

[00:53:25] No.

[00:53:26] But there are the building blocks there for a big juicy ass in a way that Hank Hill never

[00:53:30] had.

[00:53:31] He never had any curvature.

[00:53:33] Okay.

[00:53:34] Now is my ass as good as it should be?

[00:53:36] No.

[00:53:37] Have I put on a little too much weight in my love handle area?

[00:53:39] A little bit.

[00:53:40] That obscures how round my ass is normally.

[00:53:44] Your ass isn't getting as fat as it should be.

[00:53:47] If I were Hank Hill size.

[00:53:49] Uh huh.

[00:53:50] Okay.

[00:53:51] How big is Hank Hill like 6'2?

[00:53:52] Let's say 6'6".

[00:53:53] Yeah.

[00:53:54] 6'4".

[00:53:55] The character is like something like 6'8".

[00:53:57] No.

[00:53:58] 6'8 or 6'9".

[00:53:59] Yeah.

[00:54:00] No.

[00:54:01] On the show yeah.

[00:54:02] He's got up.

[00:54:03] He's like 6'2".

[00:54:04] 6'8", 6'9".

[00:54:05] He's absolutely not.

[00:54:06] Dales like 6'5".

[00:54:07] Shut the fuck up.

[00:54:08] No.

[00:54:09] This is 6'4".

[00:54:10] Yeah.

[00:54:11] No.

[00:54:12] This is the premise of the show.

[00:54:14] Oh.

[00:54:15] Oh it's a really tall hill.

[00:54:17] Everyone in the show is tall.

[00:54:18] It's tall because they got to get up on the hill.

[00:54:21] Yeah.

[00:54:22] That's what it's called.

[00:54:23] That was 6'8 like Hank Hill.

[00:54:24] And I wasn't as fat if I was like you know.

[00:54:27] If you was your body weight distributed over a 6'4".

[00:54:31] Cotton's the only character that's a normal height.

[00:54:33] Yeah.

[00:54:34] Cotton's 5'11".

[00:54:35] What I'm saying is Hank in my size his ass would disappear completely.

[00:54:43] Me in Hank's size I would have a round juicy little butt.

[00:54:47] It wouldn't be the biggest juiciest ass because I don't have the blow.

[00:54:51] My haunches are beautiful now.

[00:54:52] In my youth I was playing soccer.

[00:54:55] I was playing football.

[00:54:56] I was wrestling.

[00:54:57] I was constantly active.

[00:54:59] Okay.

[00:55:00] Yes.

[00:55:01] I had sculpted legs.

[00:55:04] Sculpted, fat or butt cheeks.

[00:55:05] However that is not without, that is not outside of the realm of possibility for me I would

[00:55:10] say.

[00:55:11] And I would say factoring for how fat I am, I do not exactly have Hank Hill ass.

[00:55:17] Just a mildly disappointing ass.

[00:55:19] In comparison to how impressive the rest of you are.

[00:55:22] How impressive are my physique is.

[00:55:24] I was watching that one in television the other day and I saw this funny commercial for

[00:55:28] some prescription medication for people with ulcerative colitis.

[00:55:32] Which is like you shit your pants all the time.

[00:55:35] The commercial is like slow tracking shots of people like running to a bathroom.

[00:55:40] But then they'll like turn around and catch a football and then like throw it back.

[00:55:44] Oh that's funny.

[00:55:45] Or like running to the bathroom but they're just going to the concession stand at the

[00:55:48] movie theater.

[00:55:50] And it's like there's no way to not make this look funny.

[00:55:53] Of course.

[00:55:54] It's stop like don't even involve the bathroom at all.

[00:55:56] I'm sure the people with ulcerative colitis are like oh he has to shit.

[00:56:01] I do that because of my disease.

[00:56:03] Oh he doesn't.

[00:56:04] Wow.

[00:56:05] It's an effective ad.

[00:56:06] Yeah.

[00:56:07] It sounds like they're communicating what they want to say.

[00:56:09] Why you gotta show them running for the fucking bathroom?

[00:56:11] Yeah I know man.

[00:56:12] Come on.

[00:56:13] I'm just saying that's just I'm just saying that's just done dude.

[00:56:16] That's just fucked up.

[00:56:17] What are you Mr. Mr. commercial over here?

[00:56:18] What if you see a guy running?

[00:56:21] When you see him and you think he's running the bathroom and then you and then you kind

[00:56:24] of buddy up to the commercial.

[00:56:25] All right and then the camera swings around and he's running from a mass shooter actually.

[00:56:30] So he doesn't have ulcerative colitis.

[00:56:33] He's just in a mass shooting situation.

[00:56:36] That's interesting.

[00:56:37] That's interesting.

[00:56:38] Fuck my bank thinks I committed I had someone trying to steal my account because I tried

[00:56:42] to pay my rent.

[00:56:43] Damn that's tight.

[00:56:44] I gotta call them.

[00:56:46] Fuck.

[00:56:47] Yeah.

[00:56:48] They're like oh there's another charge here for $40,000 worth of chocolate.

[00:56:51] Oh no.

[00:56:55] No, no.

[00:56:56] You should literally do that.

[00:56:59] You should go on to the lint website right now and order $40,000 worth of chocolate.

[00:57:05] They label that as fraud.

[00:57:07] I mean fucking if you already got the fraud alert if you got caught it would be hilarious.

[00:57:13] I would be down 40k for chocolate.

[00:57:16] Yeah but you could resell that.

[00:57:20] What a classy bit.

[00:57:22] It would be an awesome bit.

[00:57:23] I know that's not me in the bank.

[00:57:25] I'm gonna argue with the fat guy.

[00:57:27] Oh well it seems like yeah it seems like what about me seems like it.

[00:57:31] You have to say it to my face.

[00:57:33] Go to the J's location with chocolate all over your face.

[00:57:37] No sir.

[00:57:38] This is from a Nestle's crunchy.

[00:57:40] No.

[00:57:41] That I purchased.

[00:57:42] I have ulcerative colitis.

[00:57:43] This is shit into my own mouth.

[00:57:47] Is that shit my pants?

[00:57:50] Okay.

[00:57:51] You're being very insensitive.

[00:57:53] You might have a lawsuit on your hands here pal.

[00:57:57] What makes you think I would order $40,000?

[00:57:59] What about me since $40,000 says the sound payment on a home in Baltimore on chocolate.

[00:58:08] Go to their website to see if you could even rack up that much.

[00:58:16] I mean I'm sure you could man.

[00:58:18] I'm sure they got some kind of like gift basket or something.

[00:58:21] Okay hold on.

[00:58:23] Creation masterpieces.

[00:58:24] Yes.

[00:58:25] That sounds good to me.

[00:58:28] I love the idea of a creation masterpiece.

[00:58:31] The prelene biotined.

[00:58:33] Pleting biotined?

[00:58:35] Oh no.

[00:58:36] Fuck they just do biostore then our chocolate.

[00:58:40] What makes you think?

[00:58:44] Excuse me.

[00:58:46] What about me says three years tuition in a state school spent on chocolate.

[00:59:01] Spent on truffles.

[00:59:04] Just, just, just in a scene about the fun.

[00:59:10] That would be awesome.

[00:59:12] Fuck I don't know why that's making me laugh so hard.

[00:59:17] There's another form of fraud where if you want to go to a strip club take out a bunch

[00:59:22] of money and then say it was fraud.

[00:59:25] Gilbert Arenas says you should do that.

[00:59:28] Does he, did he do that?

[00:59:29] He's talked about that on Instagram account about him committing.

[00:59:34] Committing credit card fraud.

[00:59:36] Just openly admitting it.

[00:59:37] Only admitting stealing thousands of dollars from his bank.

[00:59:42] That's pretty sick.

[00:59:43] Yeah.

[00:59:44] He rules.

[00:59:45] That money's going to the fun.

[00:59:47] I'm excited about it.

[00:59:48] It's a big three.

[00:59:49] The summer basketball league.

[00:59:50] Summer basketball league with retired players and players who play in like the Drew League

[00:59:53] and she.

[00:59:54] I didn't watch last year.

[00:59:55] I watched a very little amount but they got a lot of good guys going.

[00:59:58] Greg Oden's going to play this year.

[01:00:00] Can he play?

[01:00:01] I don't know.

[01:00:02] He might.

[01:00:03] Well, I said he was going to play last year but he pretty much just was gambling and missed

[01:00:07] all his games and drunk which is pretty cool.

[01:00:11] Respect.

[01:00:12] Yeah.

[01:00:13] So watch out for that.

[01:00:16] The big three.

[01:00:17] It's coming from the city by you.

[01:00:19] What's up with the big three.

[01:00:21] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[01:00:23] Fuck man.

[01:00:24] I got to eat soft foods.

[01:00:25] What should I have?

[01:00:26] A giant Hershey's kiss.

[01:00:28] No, that's hard.

[01:00:29] Soft food.

[01:00:30] A mozzarella ball.

[01:00:31] A mozzarella.

[01:00:32] A ball of mozzarella.

[01:00:33] A mozzarella.

[01:00:34] A mozzarella.

[01:00:35] No.

[01:00:36] Some buffalo mozzarella.

[01:00:37] Maybe yogurt.

[01:00:38] A yogurt.

[01:00:39] What are some good soups?

[01:00:43] A bisque.

[01:00:44] Bisc is nice.

[01:00:46] A nice bisque.

[01:00:47] No bisque is nice too.

[01:00:49] She's going to peach his hot house and get the chowder.

[01:00:51] Perhaps.

[01:00:53] I love chowder.

[01:00:54] No you don't.

[01:00:55] Chowder.

[01:00:56] I love your chowder.

[01:00:57] You're copying all the guys in Boston.

[01:01:00] Well I'm copying all the guys in Boston.

[01:01:03] Hey I'm Bruce Springsteen and I love

[01:01:05] copying.

[01:01:06] I love to copy guys from Boston.

[01:01:12] I'm in a fisherman's boat and I'm getting fucked.

[01:01:15] I'm in a domestic relationship with a fisherman and we live on his boat and I pretend to be

[01:01:22] his wife.

[01:01:25] Ooh.

[01:01:27] Oh fuck.

[01:01:35] Gay Bruce.

[01:01:38] Bruce is a gay ass name also.

[01:01:40] Bruce?

[01:01:41] Yeah it's kind of like a 70's gay porn star name.

[01:01:45] What are some other famous Bruce's?

[01:01:48] Bruce Chowder.

[01:01:49] RIP.

[01:01:50] RIP.

[01:01:51] He was killed by a woman.

[01:01:53] He was murdered by a human.

[01:01:57] The giant Hershey's kiss on the nutrition facts.

[01:01:59] They have the audacity to say six servings per container.

[01:02:04] Hilarious.

[01:02:05] No it's one giant Hershey.

[01:02:07] One giant.

[01:02:08] I'm eating the entire.

[01:02:09] How much is it?

[01:02:10] Oh yeah.

[01:02:11] Hold on.

[01:02:12] I'm sorry everyone.

[01:02:13] Allow me to save the rest of my giant Hershey's kiss.

[01:02:15] You might break it off to some friends.

[01:02:17] Like some kind of psychopath.

[01:02:19] Instead of eating the entire Hershey's kiss for lunch.

[01:02:21] You'll probably give a piece to a friend or two.

[01:02:25] If I was in prison I would have somebody mail me one of these and become the coolest

[01:02:29] one ever and we want to hang out with them.

[01:02:32] That probably would be kind of cool.

[01:02:34] Man that guy's got a giant Hershey's kiss.

[01:02:37] How much calories does a giant Hershey's kiss?

[01:02:40] That guy's got a gay boy and a giant Hershey's kiss.

[01:02:43] You just get shivved on the yard for your hot coot she's good.

[01:02:46] No you get shivved on the yard.

[01:02:48] I would never get shivved.

[01:02:50] You would get shivved immediately.

[01:02:51] No way.

[01:02:52] Not me.

[01:02:53] People like you copying.

[01:02:54] We heard you copying early.

[01:02:55] I heard that you're not a lot of copying prison.

[01:02:58] They hate copyers.

[01:02:59] They hate copycats.

[01:03:02] I was the first one to say I like big willy style.

[01:03:05] What do you win for a copy?

[01:03:08] Copy.

[01:03:09] Oh we don't take kindly to copycats around here.

[01:03:12] 40,000 dollars or is it chocolate?

[01:03:16] Yeah.

[01:03:17] You see.

[01:03:18] Because what's the maximum quantity you can order on?

[01:03:22] See we have 20 kit cats.

[01:03:24] We have a website.

[01:03:26] No target.

[01:03:27] None of the other places allow you to buy the candy directly.

[01:03:30] What?

[01:03:31] Uh, continue shopping.

[01:03:33] Let's fuck up.

[01:03:36] Yeah.

[01:03:37] Well I'm having gay fucking sex and I can't wait to have gay sex.

[01:03:46] I'm trying to not do bust too early but I'm so excited about having gay sex.

[01:03:56] And now I'm about to come.

[01:03:59] Yeah.

[01:04:00] Okay.

[01:04:01] So we're up to $491 worth of chocolate.

[01:04:04] Off what?

[01:04:05] Off the, uh, in your car right now.

[01:04:07] 99, uh, boxes of crunch, fun sized creamy milk chocolate.

[01:04:12] Sounds kind of good.

[01:04:14] Yeah.

[01:04:15] 20 kit cats.

[01:04:16] Why just 20?

[01:04:17] Okay.

[01:04:18] No, that's the maximum.

[01:04:19] Kit Kat minis.

[01:04:20] Let's see what the maximum here is.

[01:04:22] So just to be clear what you're doing is just trying to see if you can get the word.

[01:04:26] You're on target.

[01:04:27] Yeah.

[01:04:28] I'll do that.

[01:04:29] Don't call.

[01:04:30] That'll be my project for later today.

[01:04:31] You can put that on the Patreon.

[01:04:32] It was saved.

[01:04:33] Yeah.

[01:04:34] Put, put together, uh, we should, I'll put together a shopping cart that's $40,000 for

[01:04:38] the chocolates and send it to you and you can charge your card and then.

[01:04:41] I will not be doing that.

[01:04:43] I will absolutely not be doing that.

[01:04:46] You had it delivered to your house.

[01:04:48] Uh, excuse me.

[01:04:51] What makes you think?

[01:04:53] Excuse me.

[01:04:54] I'm sorry.

[01:04:55] What about me?

[01:04:56] I don't want to get offended.

[01:04:57] I assume anything about you.

[01:04:58] I'm the tech guy.

[01:04:59] Trying to order it.

[01:05:00] It's, I mean, to try with 40,000 would be.

[01:05:01] I'm not sure.

[01:05:02] I'm not sure.

[01:05:03] I'm not sure.

[01:05:04] I'm not sure.

[01:05:05] I'm not sure.

[01:05:06] I'm not sure.

[01:05:07] I'm not sure.

[01:05:08] I'm not sure.

[01:05:09] I'm not sure.

[01:05:10] I'm not sure.

[01:05:11] I'm not sure.

[01:05:12] I'm not sure.

[01:05:13] Oh, yes, earning money.

[01:05:14] The bottom line.

[01:05:15] I'm not sure.

[01:05:16] Are you a real thing?

[01:05:17] I was in a business office because we had had a, was our selling earnings, but let's

[01:05:20] have some trade, which is maybe part of it's, like, and so they were friends, like,

[01:05:27] the post, what would the post be, or which would be because it's, like, if it doesn't

[01:05:31] work, you were out 40 grand.

[01:05:36] You're still going to eat the chocolates, but it wouldn't be awesome.

[01:05:38] Can you eat the whole thing?

[01:05:39] I mean targets. I'm gonna hold you to be like I'm sorry sir deals a deal

[01:05:44] Fucking cancel the order before they ship it

[01:05:55] Ocean's obese

[01:05:57] democratic

[01:06:14] technologies

[01:06:17] I did so funny.

[01:06:18] That is good stuff, man.

[01:06:19] Yeah.

[01:06:26] Oh, that's not my purchase.

[01:06:27] That's actually not mine.

[01:06:30] No, no, that is not mine.

[01:06:33] I just certainly don't remember it.

[01:06:35] I don't recall that purchase.

[01:06:37] No, we'll go.

[01:06:40] No, I cannot FaceTime you right now.

[01:06:44] That doesn't sound like an official.

[01:06:47] Just walking, just barging into the bank

[01:06:51] and a suit that barely fits covered just from the business

[01:06:54] all over the time.

[01:06:57] I'm sorry.

[01:07:00] This is threatening to submarine my business.

[01:07:03] I'm a businessman.

[01:07:04] I'm a businessman, and I do not recall making any of these purchases

[01:07:12] here.

[01:07:13] So what I'm going to need actually is just the 40,000 up top up

[01:07:17] in cash, please.

[01:07:18] Get instead of.

[01:07:20] Thank you.

[01:07:22] I will be needing that.

[01:07:25] This is insane.

[01:07:26] Remember how last time I said that McDonald's was going to do

[01:07:30] a positive commercial?

[01:07:32] Yeah.

[01:07:32] Burger King's already doing fucking mental health.

[01:07:36] Not everybody went so happy.

[01:07:38] Whoa.

[01:07:39] What?

[01:07:39] Sometimes you feel sad, scared, crappy.

[01:07:43] Burger King?

[01:07:44] Fuck.

[01:07:45] Elias, is that you letting me feel more weak?

[01:07:49] Yeah.

[01:07:50] What the fuck?

[01:07:51] It's just it's okay to fuel your way.

[01:07:53] It's a black man experiencing mental health.

[01:07:55] Depressive.

[01:07:56] He's poor, so he has to eat at Burger King.

[01:07:58] That's a bigger issue.

[01:08:01] Yeah.

[01:08:02] Make your food better.

[01:08:03] Hey, we make shitty food for poor people.

[01:08:05] We're killing poor people, but it's okay if they're depressed.

[01:08:09] And people are going to be like, this is great.

[01:08:12] That's great that they're doing this.

[01:08:14] They definitely will.

[01:08:15] Yeah.

[01:08:16] Will, I'm having a guess.

[01:08:19] That's insane.

[01:08:20] Anyways, back to the fact I.

[01:08:21] In the burger.

[01:08:22] I don't know.

[01:08:23] These are not mine.

[01:08:24] These are not mine.

[01:08:25] Excuse me.

[01:08:26] What would you say about me specifically says I was spent.

[01:08:34] Excuse me.

[01:08:36] I would like to chocolate to your manager.

[01:08:38] I would talk to them.

[01:08:40] I'd like to.

[01:08:41] Yes.

[01:08:42] No, I don't know where they're going.

[01:08:44] Do not truffle a trifle.

[01:08:46] About this.

[01:08:47] Oh, a pan.

[01:08:49] You're just patting your pockets and peanut butter is being squished out of the.

[01:08:55] Let me see where my pan is.

[01:08:57] No, I don't.

[01:08:59] Let me inside pocket.

[01:09:01] Percy shears here.

[01:09:03] Totally just blew it through.

[01:09:06] Mmm.

[01:09:07] Interesting.

[01:09:08] It looks like a pen burst in my pocket.

[01:09:11] Yes, it's a kind of writing instrument is become undone in my pocket here.

[01:09:18] My book.

[01:09:20] My fucking book bag opens.

[01:09:23] This whole fondue chocolate fondue.

[01:09:26] It falls out.

[01:09:28] Just sitting at the branch manager's desk just tapping.

[01:09:35] He's getting chocolate on everything.

[01:09:38] You just answer his business card.

[01:09:41] You're like, hmm, there's just a smear.

[01:09:44] Just visible chocolate smear.

[01:09:46] All over the corner.

[01:09:49] Anyway, yeah, I'm going to need this return.

[01:09:51] This made good.

[01:09:52] Yes.

[01:09:53] Well, your mistake.

[01:09:54] The mistake that your bank made.

[01:09:56] I need that money returned to me.

[01:10:00] With interest, please.

[01:10:02] And then they honor it and then immediately you spend $200 on chocolate.

[01:10:06] Oh, no, that one was me.

[01:10:10] That's my regular chocolate.

[01:10:19] Oh, fuck.

[01:10:22] Yeah, that does it for me.

[01:10:26] Maybe something.

[01:10:27] If I'm brave or I'll attempt that.

[01:10:29] If you're brave, if I have the guts.

[01:10:32] If you don't have the guts.

[01:10:34] I don't know.

[01:10:35] You're yellow belly to steal.

[01:10:37] To attempt to steal $40,000 and be offered from my bank.

[01:10:41] So I'm having it indirectly.

[01:10:43] Oh, I know.

[01:10:44] I know.

[01:10:45] This isn't correct.

[01:10:46] I'm actually, I'm on a diet.

[01:10:48] Yeah, this is right up here.

[01:10:51] That seems incredibly.

[01:10:55] Okay.

[01:10:56] I'm going to do this with a man who's currently doing a free trial of weight watchers on the plane.

[01:11:01] Order $40,000 of chocolate.

[01:11:03] I'm simply absurd if you think about it.

[01:11:06] We're still 212 days away from Halloween.

[01:11:11] 12 hours.

[01:11:12] We're still two hundred and twelve hours at days.

[01:11:17] 15 hours and 27 minutes away from Halloween.

[01:11:20] Damn.

[01:11:27] I can't wait.

[01:11:30] Now I'm going to do it actually.

[01:11:34] It would be the funniest thing you've ever done.

[01:11:37] Once I can bite again, I'll order that much.

[01:11:40] No, this is not, that's not my first.

[01:11:43] I've recently had oral surgery.

[01:11:46] No, I'm actually a business owner.

[01:11:50] I'm actually a business owner.

[01:11:52] What kind of business owner would do such a thing?

[01:11:54] I'm a home and business owner.

[01:11:57] Fuck.

[01:11:58] All right.

[01:11:59] Well, I got to take a shit.

[01:12:00] I got to go to therapy.

[01:12:02] All right, everyone.

[01:12:03] See you.

[01:12:04] Goodbye.

[01:12:34] Bye.