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[00:00:06] uh... stop just got off uh... what he calls the road i was on the road what are
[00:00:13] Rochester's nichon we have another re-re-re-re-create
[00:00:17] thing where i said actually he was at the eminemist yeah that's what i was
[00:00:21] saying you're a part of you were gonna do that
[00:00:23] it did the wrong way man's gotta be nonchalant did you know
[00:00:27] it's also like thinking that that's something that needs to be repeated
[00:00:32] i was running late because i hit traffic and they said you don't have to lie we
[00:00:38] and yes object into the radison times square next door to the eminem store
[00:00:44] he went but actually all day for three straight days
[00:00:48] yeah actually you just have like one of those bellhop carts filled with
[00:01:09] i'll take your last time and then please
[00:01:12] i have the melt every eminem into one giant
[00:01:16] i've never had one i had a month that hollow we yes you did that hollow we did
[00:01:25] that was not the highlight of the night for some reason for me it was for the
[00:01:31] and we listen and that's right and we talked about whether or not it's gay for
[00:01:36] three guys to listen to fluid back together yeah
[00:01:44] that was what halloween like five years ago like for halloween's ago
[00:01:52] respect i passed up getting pussy that night to do drugs and felt bad in the
[00:02:03] adam always passes up this is the wishlist i didn't hook up that girl later on in
[00:02:07] the week and i actually yeah she was she no you didn't know you know when you
[00:02:12] fucked her you thought you fucked her up for the life of before you obviously
[00:02:15] but second of all i thought that all we had yet you should know that i've never
[00:02:22] that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that
[00:02:24] was a thing that when you thought you thought that
[00:02:31] and it was and here's the other thing it was made out of a man's ass yeah
[00:02:34] so i thought demands as yet but here's a thing that on her post here's the thing
[00:02:51] i didn't know that i passed up the pussy to do the drugs but i got a text the
[00:02:55] next day from her friend that said you passed up
[00:03:01] jimmy feel bad jimmy three night i'm going to john week three tonight
[00:03:11] like uh... because he's got it they killed my dog
[00:03:18] and now everyone keeps asking me if i'm black
[00:03:30] that was in the trailer that's right yeah it's on the poster i'm thinking i'm
[00:03:34] thinking i'm more heat for that i know but kiana is such a wholesome of right
[00:03:39] it's not about the lines really it's more about the action that that viral
[00:03:43] video kiana has beautiful answer to gay ask question on cold air
[00:03:47] no it was cute what do you think happens when we die
[00:04:02] that makes sense will smith was supposed to be in the matrix
[00:04:05] or was he so maybe yet they're all supposed to be black
[00:04:13] what the fuck is going to go see a movie will smith
[00:04:27] that's the way the music is a kiana is a way the movies relatable
[00:04:32] asian i think he's like a little bit asian yeah he's kind of like a japanophile
[00:04:37] if he's not asian you know it's it's a weeb what's funny about that that movie
[00:04:42] is like cuz you know they're all supposed to be hackers
[00:04:44] matrix matrix yet to imagine like morpheus in the dumb
[00:04:49] learning using the computers at the library and
[00:04:53] going to compete in street fighter to torment with other black nerds i'd
[00:05:07] some point to a soft corporate right is just a black nerd that got so
[00:05:11] it like involved in his own autism that he slipped out of reality
[00:05:17] a heated world underneath the computers
[00:05:24] where he's just checking off the hand ties i'm so hard to make out now you say
[00:05:30] yeah how do you get up there you know yeah he's always been there
[00:05:33] no he has any of the matrix wise yeah that's why you can go into the matrix
[00:05:37] anybody with holes can go in the matrix
[00:05:48] now everyone with holes does that mean women are better at the make getting
[00:05:52] because of the cuz they have extra holes in their pussy yes it does
[00:05:55] no but that's not true and extra place to jack into the matrix we have pules
[00:06:00] yeah i guess they have p-holes and they do you fucking
[00:06:03] missus i still have an extra you think they piss out of their pussy you fucking
[00:06:06] idiot i really don't understand i don't know the last of the world i think under
[00:06:12] i want to say under but it could be above they got three holes it's crazy
[00:06:15] because the man has put up the matrix itself the p-hole is in council hole
[00:06:19] the matrix itself is going to start as if you think about it yeah that's true
[00:06:27] everybody just gets turned into a battery and then the battery powers like a
[00:06:33] and then you read i would agree with you
[00:06:35] if the matrix everyone had a big ass dick they all had a lot of it tried that
[00:06:40] the original version of things couldn't hand out at the agent smith explains
[00:06:44] that i don't know i didn't remember that you know the original version of the
[00:06:58] no he does when he's like torturing morpheus he's like the original version
[00:07:05] no the robots that sounds robots didn't want to cause no the robots didn't want
[00:07:08] to cause like uh uh people suffering they just wanted to use them as batteries
[00:07:14] so like i like i mean actually if you're smart you should just say yeah i want
[00:07:21] yeah i contribute more to society you're part of power of the simulation that
[00:07:26] keeps the robots alive they keep you and and perpetuate the speech that's what
[00:07:33] yeah he was like he was like i like to eat steak and stuff that morpheus's wife was
[00:07:37] yeah more than his wife his her body's trash away right
[00:07:41] yeah you know it's more fiercer's wife has got a mole on her ass is 90 pounds
[00:07:47] the original version of the matrix everybody had a fat ass wife
[00:07:56] in the original version of the matrix everyone was a character on the tv show
[00:08:06] much wait is that the first one or is that the first one yeah when he's
[00:08:10] doing i really don't take in information and then yeah then people said then they
[00:08:14] did they had the change it to be the height of human civilization which is a
[00:08:17] time when industrial music and dancing yeah it's all hard sell text the coolest
[00:08:23] shit in the world yeah that that scene where every
[00:08:26] every friend's group is a fucking albino lesbian and then a guy from New
[00:08:30] Zealand and a lot of dreadlocks too no that's the first one this is all
[00:08:34] i i'll let you know when i've moved on to wait that was in the first one
[00:08:39] yeah no the rave was in the second one but fucking uh yeah it just works in a
[00:08:45] regular ass office in the first one yeah no but he meets trinity at the rob
[00:08:49] zombie nightclub yes that's true the other two people that died i forgot
[00:08:53] that's what you were talking about uh uh like xpok and then whatever the
[00:08:57] fucking xchine in jina xpok and china did the other this is the minor characters
[00:09:07] it was it was a car the people don't know that the major was a crossover with wwe
[00:09:11] pictures yes it was a big event the original version of the matrix
[00:09:16] everyone was a wwe superstar and i would be awesome all of the women were on
[00:09:22] steroids giant clits no human beings and hands
[00:09:30] damn that's fucked up i believe the human beings could handle utopia
[00:09:33] yeah that's why that's what i think they can't handle a universal utopia if you
[00:09:39] could program the matrix in a way where everyone's experience is a subjective
[00:09:42] utopia oh everyone is the only cast with a big
[00:09:45] dick in the world yes the cascades with every other reality
[00:09:49] and and you know there's not enough like experiential friction or whatever
[00:09:55] that they are aware of it that would be probably the perfect system why don't
[00:10:00] we do that you should say that to the what koski i should and then then we
[00:10:04] should remake the matrix and have it be five minutes long yeah and so it's a
[00:10:08] perfect world and everyone's happy and robots
[00:10:16] fuck you i won't do what you tell me yeah i mean in the perfect matrix everyone
[00:10:20] would be neo right but they all think that they're all
[00:10:24] they all think they're neo yeah but you get pussy because neo never got
[00:10:27] pussy right i mean what what is everybody gets pussy from trinity to be
[00:10:32] jesus christ but to get pussy to get that is yeah that's part three is the jesus
[00:10:37] christ everybody oh is jesus it's like a pretty dies
[00:10:40] pretty on the dies and he's on the nose fucking yeah
[00:10:44] jesus thing allegories and the original version of the matrix
[00:10:49] everyone was jewish they were all movie producers i don't think the world
[00:10:53] didn't get the fuck as many children as they want they could have a sex with as
[00:10:57] many children as they want and actually that's the one that's
[00:11:01] the computers couldn't handle it they overheated
[00:11:05] everyone was happy that people made too much energy
[00:11:16] they all got to live as jewish men having sex with children
[00:11:19] oh yeah that sounds like the processing power
[00:11:27] yeah can never match a jewish movie producers thirst for young
[00:11:31] cock and pussy no but living in the matrix is is luxury gay space communism
[00:11:36] it is yeah that's true now okay why did they
[00:11:41] why did they make them batteries to power because they lived off solar power but
[00:11:45] then human beings nuked the the atmosphere so that the lives of the
[00:11:49] original yeah so there's no atmosphere oh it's
[00:11:52] the pre the beginning is basically terminator where we're fighting the
[00:11:55] machines yeah they're fighting the machines and
[00:11:58] in the battle with the machines they like like
[00:12:01] fried they covered the atmosphere in a layer of like
[00:12:04] pollution so that the machines couldn't use solar power the machine started
[00:12:08] farming human beings well why were we finding the machines in the first place
[00:12:12] why weren't we friends because they became sentient they realized that the
[00:12:15] machines realize that the natural yeah it's like a post
[00:12:19] a singularity yeah right the machines can self replicate and
[00:12:24] have their own oh they can replicate i guess they just build them i had an idea
[00:12:28] for a middle v where it's past the singularity or whatever
[00:12:32] and robots take over or artificial intelligence take over but instead of
[00:12:37] using force they just like design pathetic
[00:12:40] robots or whatever and you know they're like oh don't know how many
[00:12:44] yeah read hard robots yeah you use pathetic
[00:12:50] voice you're using yeah can you help me make dinner
[00:12:55] and people like oh he doesn't know how to do it and then they give all their food
[00:12:58] to the robots who just destroy it interesting you know and slowly kill
[00:13:03] human beings using their sense of empathy being oh wow yeah oh so this is
[00:13:07] the world where you're the hero because you have no empathy for anyone yeah
[00:13:11] your neo you constructed the reality where your neo
[00:13:15] you're just kicking the little retarded robot you're gonna say your goal said a
[00:13:20] man would rape me and that man would be the one
[00:13:24] because he didn't care because he did whatever he wanted
[00:13:33] shut up shut up bitch i'm trying to gain
[00:13:46] neo the oracle told me you would be the one shut up black guy
[00:13:51] shut your black ass up or is racist how come you commit 50 million
[00:13:56] percent of the crimes you ever seen the FBI crimes just how come
[00:14:00] how come you're 12 percent of the population actually in this world neo
[00:14:04] were 98 percent of the population and there's no more crime shut up anyways
[00:14:10] just be quiet shut up i'm trying to rape
[00:14:15] i thought you were playing video games yeah well now i'm raping
[00:14:25] we need you to use that lack of empathy
[00:14:35] who keep exploiting our our sense of what's coming
[00:14:39] that's what makes them so powerful yeah
[00:14:43] that's good man i like that's all that oving shut up you stupid retard
[00:14:48] and just pushes the robot into a puddle and it like
[00:14:51] this is insane man and people are like how could you do that
[00:14:57] wait i'm free shut up shut up you free faggot
[00:15:15] it makes a song at the end make more sense
[00:15:19] fuck you i won't do what you tell me is that one plays on the credits
[00:15:22] yeah killing in the name of that's so is it that song still pumps me up
[00:15:27] now the walk out the wall count motherfucker
[00:15:31] they would earn that's how you rage against the machine man
[00:15:34] called george bush a motherfucker in a rap rock song
[00:15:39] that's how we're gonna end the iraq war but you're talking about
[00:15:43] it worked one of the nina the pina in the san de maria were a couple of
[00:15:47] fucking low riders yeah rodaio avenue scaring the rich bitches
[00:15:52] yeah that sounds cool yeah the walkouts he's they were they
[00:15:57] one of them they were dunes when it came out and then they both transitioned
[00:16:02] but one was first right one was first and then the second one
[00:16:06] the ball one the second one got the first one got mad because the other one
[00:16:09] copied yeah for sure for sure you think she's like what the
[00:16:15] hell i was fucking caught trans when you fucking copy her
[00:16:20] yeah i would be honest you would be mad if one if i be that's probably
[00:16:23] with the first trans person thinks about all the other trans people oh true
[00:16:27] they're like this was my thing yeah they did do their own surgery
[00:16:34] they've just got like paper mache breast
[00:16:43] i mean i would be pissed if my sibling turned trans after me
[00:16:50] yeah yeah maybe if it was the same time i would be cool with it
[00:16:55] like all three yeah one two three and then use one of those big scissors
[00:17:00] yeah anyway that'd be real fleeky friday
[00:17:02] yeah if you both trans'd up at the same time got bottom surgery at the same
[00:17:09] time i'm about like uh freaky friday but the girl switch places with her dad
[00:17:14] oh you know dad's like don't touch the pussy
[00:17:19] just whatever you do do not don't go to the bathroom he's pissing himself
[00:17:25] he's just pissing the girl's pants all day long he's like don't see the pussy
[00:17:29] don't look you have to spend the whole time in a sensory deprivation tank
[00:17:33] uh yeah probably i'm surprised none of those freaky friday
[00:17:37] movies ever had someone fuck their mom you know as their dad
[00:17:42] that would be a good funny bit yeah yeah or the mom
[00:17:47] fuck the dad is the kid yeah or fuck the teacher or something
[00:17:51] or yeah the kid how about how about sweet sweet teacher as their
[00:17:55] about squeaky friday and it's about a kid that chirrens
[00:17:59] chids places with a mouse who then goes into Richard Giers ass
[00:18:04] oh yeah yeah does the mouse have any faculties and
[00:18:07] understand or just the movie or just the movie ratatouille but the same
[00:18:17] maybe Richard Giers maybe the way that girl Richard Giers is the world's
[00:18:21] shittiest actor until a mouse is loved acting
[00:18:36] this is the snootie creek and h Richard Giers acting
[00:18:41] sees the acting that reminds him of a a play he saw as a little boy that reminds
[00:18:45] him of why he loved acting in the first place
[00:18:49] then Richard Giers a great actor yeah he seems to be all why does he keep
[00:18:53] projecting from his ass yeah why does his voice sound like it's coming from
[00:19:05] squeaky friday squeaky friday dude he got two awesome movies out of this
[00:19:11] wow yeah yeah started matrix and squeaky friday
[00:19:14] oh scary coals yeah yeah i've been well i've been i've been like really trying to
[00:19:19] get in the dawn simpson zone yo yeah yeah so i'm like thinking of a movie i
[00:19:23] do i'm thinking how do you escalate how do you find somebody that's
[00:19:29] willing to escalate those situations uh-huh that's got i love that i've watched
[00:19:34] that interview like six times i'm about to check it out dude just yeah for
[00:19:38] just fattish shit you can see his like legs not sitting under the chair i get
[00:19:42] no idea what he looks like i assumed like a guy with long white hair and a
[00:19:45] goatee i mean he looks like an 80 his early head shots make him look like
[00:19:49] somebody like uh his his physiology is one that could have only existed in
[00:19:54] the 1980s like it doesn't look you it looks like you could not
[00:19:57] replicate that uh-huh human being today like a guy that's all chest yeah just
[00:20:02] very like a weird chest kind of man yeah very thin legs uh-huh and then
[00:20:07] like a big head with a mullet but like and then the face is like just weird and
[00:20:12] kind of like sculpted and androgynous way yeah oh sounds hot yeah
[00:20:17] did you fuck down simpson yeah um no for the clout for the clout would you
[00:20:23] fucking for the clout i don't know no who would you fuck for the clout i'm
[00:20:28] trying to just think of other movies okay here we go i watch bad boys again
[00:20:32] mmm-hmm after i haven't seen it since i was a kid it's uh not good no really yeah
[00:20:37] i love that as a kid the rock is still good but bad boys is the rock is so
[00:20:42] sick that yeah bad boys is kind of boring it is yeah it's just boring i
[00:20:46] haven't seen it for 15 years um it's pretty long i don't know you know i
[00:20:52] i didn't see i have no idea i can't remember but if i hit menu on the apple
[00:20:56] tv remote who made bad boys um what do you mean the director yeah yeah
[00:21:02] michael bay michael bay yeah i mean that's like the the the golden trio
[00:21:07] rockheimer simpson michael bay yeah if you could put
[00:21:17] listen i'm not just a boy i'm bad i'm a bad boy bad boy tom cruis
[00:21:22] oh hell yeah the bad man animated series oh yeah that is good shit i got that on
[00:21:26] here i got cheers oh photos go over to photos maybe we can see your
[00:21:35] just calling up fucking apple the complaint about uh yeah it says five gigs
[00:21:45] these are cock with little hats yeah tied little ribbons around i don't have
[00:21:48] enough pictures of my dick and i was wondering i was told five
[00:21:53] jigabytes was what i was told that i could is that clay aching it's
[00:22:00] clay yes it's uh paul rudd no i really yeah he
[00:22:04] was in elis speaking i know it's on right now
[00:22:09] fucking stupid jr. at seven fucking out my fucking plans to watch
[00:22:13] bing shi people and that's the only good series right now and if this if if the
[00:22:17] one hour fifty minutes so it's it's a decently that's a little too long i would
[00:22:21] say well now they got like every movie now does have laughs i remember it was
[00:22:25] there supposed to be an action comedy um it's a little bit funny i guess
[00:22:31] but uh i don't um know what i was talking about
[00:22:40] i've never seen lethal weapon oh that one's great you got to watch all four
[00:22:44] you got to watch all of them yeah i just i ran it back last year that's in
[00:22:48] excusable yeah to not watch lethal weapon i haven't watched a lot of
[00:22:52] he's such a good fucking actor man who i
[00:22:55] meld Gibson i love it and everything he said was true
[00:22:59] about jews yeah and about and i can say that and about what he
[00:23:03] and about his uh wasn't wife game raped by a pack of watching a movie but the
[00:23:08] boys are bad that today's mover of y'all you are
[00:23:13] listening to wickrams movie this is wickrams movie and today's
[00:23:21] episode is bad boys and it is from director michael
[00:23:27] brie who did rock and amaar ghejajan and the production team of don shim san
[00:23:35] and de bokkamar who did bralier's cop and dope gun
[00:23:40] coms that we're right of the explosive action from beginning
[00:23:46] thank you bickrov you've used me and baron lord
[00:24:09] the opening scene is like his wife yeah the whole the joke through got the whole
[00:24:14] movies that his wife doesn't fuck him and she's a constantly accusing him of
[00:24:18] cheating he's like he's like come on you know i do my job
[00:24:21] better if i get some before i go to work it's true it's like you ain't getting
[00:24:25] nothing and then you're just damn i've completely forgotten bad boys
[00:24:30] yeah no and then she's you know like they opened her in bed together
[00:24:34] and uh she's like do you sleep well and he's like you tell me and he lifts up the
[00:24:38] sheets and he's just and he's just calm the he's calm this pain
[00:24:45] and she's like he's having wet dreams he's bragging about it too to his wife
[00:24:50] you tell me he's guilty her by showing come on his pants like yeah i fucked my
[00:24:55] dreams yeah what a weirdo yeah and uh you know
[00:25:00] house is in it is uh chrissey oh yeah christopher michael and perioli
[00:25:05] who does he play he plays christopher oh yeah he does basically oh wait are
[00:25:10] bad boys are they the guys that he hired for a hit
[00:25:13] but they were gonna hit junior remember they he hired some oh yeah yeah he
[00:25:17] hired a couple bad boys yeah from the bad boy neighborhood you know
[00:25:23] so they couldn't they couldn't tie it back to of course
[00:25:26] some of the good boys in their movie was it junior was it the other boss
[00:25:30] i remember the movie is two boys who are bad one of them his wife will not give
[00:25:36] him sex the other is a real good part shall
[00:25:40] are papa who gets much sex from very many pussies
[00:25:45] and it is this uh contrast between the two that leads to many
[00:25:51] who are the small months of comedy for example one time uh with me to do
[00:26:01] martin laurins you are not getting any at home
[00:26:10] becomes exasperated they do they drive sick cars like
[00:26:15] miami vice well he drives a Porsche yeah cop like
[00:26:18] car driving but they're all in that he's a trust fund kid
[00:26:22] oh will smith's character has rich parents oh okay and martin laurins
[00:26:26] shames him for it he's like because you just saw him trust for him boy playing
[00:26:29] playing cop he's like i'm the first one in on every job
[00:26:34] and then you know we'll also another thing that's funny about the movie is it
[00:26:37] opens and the french bad guy steals a hundred million dollars worth of
[00:26:42] heroine from the police like evidence locker
[00:26:46] and uh and then so they put two police officers on the
[00:26:56] that's who's solving that crime in which they they murdered another cop
[00:27:02] they got the best man on it there's two
[00:27:07] that yep i love that shit i love when movies don't make any
[00:27:10] fucking sense yeah well that's like it was funny because i remember as a
[00:27:14] kid you would watch movies and they i don't know if they just like
[00:27:17] refused to hire consultants but everything was like story first reality
[00:27:21] be damned and that's where you would see movies and you
[00:27:23] i remember you come out of the theater and there'd be a guy that was an
[00:27:25] electrician he's like you can't fucking do that
[00:27:28] you don't like them you can't exactly this is not our cars work yeah
[00:27:31] this is what people do and it's like yeah well you can't write a movie that
[00:27:34] anyone would want to go see yeah and then they started this thing where now
[00:27:38] they like just get obsessive about fucking technical
[00:27:41] accuracy they have to account for every and that somehow like substitutes uh
[00:27:45] for like actually writing a movie that isn't complete shit which is how you get
[00:27:49] something like a rival which is like oh wow this bitch actually knows about
[00:27:54] fucking language or whatever but it's like who cares
[00:27:57] it's like a fucking community college class on linguistics
[00:28:00] and then you know then when like the actual dialogue in the plot is
[00:28:05] fucking retarded you know like the like that line at the end
[00:28:09] you know the most powerful part of this wasn't meeting the aliens
[00:28:13] just meeting yeah that sucks yeah it sucks ass people in the theater
[00:28:18] laughed at that yeah the best movie about aliens and
[00:28:22] shit is um that one with Tim Allen and the make seven up yours guy
[00:28:26] oh yeah galaxy quest no no no that's a different one
[00:28:29] you're combining your you're combining Pluto Nash
[00:28:33] no no there's another one where the alien has it's a smiley face but they
[00:28:37] have three eyes evolution evolution yeah that's
[00:28:40] David Duchovny yeah yeah it's David Duchovny
[00:28:45] yeah you get i don't know i think it's him Allen
[00:28:48] i'm trying to think what is the best alien
[00:28:51] aliens um Mars attacks Mars attacks is fucking up there
[00:28:56] i love that i love and you know i watched a recently i really don't
[00:28:59] particularly like Tim Burton but Mars attacks is fucking great i
[00:29:02] agree i agree yeah but the weird that Mars attacks is so funny
[00:29:07] it's hilarious yeah i was also really into Tom Jones when i was around that
[00:29:12] and he told me he sold this yeah because you wanted to fuck him
[00:29:15] yeah no i liked i liked don't know who you
[00:29:18] don't want to have sex with an old man what snoot pussy cat and you know
[00:29:23] a lot of the weather says dad walk into your room in a thong
[00:29:29] it's good to see you respecting a man and he's up Tom Jones posters all over
[00:29:34] the wall i'm glad he's not gay and he's respecting a man's
[00:29:39] masculinity man who engages in traditional masculinity by singing songs
[00:29:50] or something like that i mean i don't know what happened it wasn't a
[00:29:53] thong is a kimono yeah i know open kimono with his
[00:29:56] cock out yeah charlie ros so dude that fact that that that's a charlie ros
[00:30:02] interview with don simpson jerry brockheimer and he brings up harvey
[00:30:05] wine steams so yeah you know harvey warden stein told me that
[00:30:09] you know you have a hip in the first weekend wow great tidbit charlie
[00:30:15] that's a fucking harvey wine seeds old you know you got a hit when people go
[00:30:21] is it what's the old has he ever done a good interview with anyone no never
[00:30:24] charlie ros yeah they're all pretty boring they're
[00:30:27] but they're he's not a good fucking interviewer
[00:30:30] yeah and then yeah i don't understand why it was on tv for so long
[00:30:34] it was pbs do no watch that shit i watch pbs
[00:30:37] nah it's unless that's a lot that's not true i watch front line that's it
[00:30:41] i watched arthur i'm watching arthur now that i know that
[00:30:45] there's gay characters on the show i thought that show was bad for children
[00:30:49] that they were getting the wrong messages from it right until i found out that
[00:30:56] have they gotten so ever knew that guy was gay man what have they gotten
[00:31:00] steven crowder to comment on that as a former cast member it is funny though
[00:31:04] yeah what yeah crowder played brain the one that
[00:31:08] sucks everyone's dick it was named after crowders behavior on set
[00:31:13] the character wait which who's steven crowder the last
[00:31:15] vacation guy no no that's even paddock oh yeah he's a
[00:31:18] conservative like comedian in quotations he used to do comedy and now he's like
[00:31:23] there are two genders changed my mind that guy oh that guy
[00:31:27] another one of these like conservative guys that's like uh you know
[00:31:31] it's all like that sims is episode where a homer is like your march is like oh
[00:31:35] homer look there's that bird you like to argue with
[00:31:38] yeah they're like go like talk to children or
[00:31:41] students yeah and then they're like intellectual master here
[00:31:45] i had my team do six months of homework and come up with like a million
[00:31:48] retarded talking points and i'm gonna have an impromptu debate
[00:31:51] i'm gonna argue bait on their way to play hacky set
[00:31:56] that's what fucking uh what's the name the jewish one does too
[00:32:00] you just superior yeah you just yell at i mean like well some fat british guy
[00:32:03] owned him or something yeah yeah exactly yeah that's why that could be
[00:32:06] so funny and it comes on the heels of like the gzjak peterson thing
[00:32:11] it's like all all of these people are fucking retard if they're in the same
[00:32:14] room as an adult right they'll just get completely
[00:32:18] destroyed now that being said i think the idea of going around and arguing with
[00:32:22] children about things is hilarious it's a good bit it's hilarious
[00:32:25] it's a really good bit i mean i think fucking shapiro should lean into it and
[00:32:28] exclusively do elementary school i think you should go younger for sure
[00:32:32] yeah if you want to get your penis cut off
[00:32:35] that should be a decision your parents are making it's like i just said i want to
[00:32:39] go to recess you can't have a recess you need to
[00:32:51] yeah dude yeah he's infuriating that guy yeah shapiro yeah
[00:32:56] he's got a look he just talks high as shit i like i don't like how
[00:33:00] if we've seen his sister's tits yeah yeah we see we've talked about i don't
[00:33:04] think those from a little research i've done i don't think that's actually his
[00:33:07] sister i think it is his sister is it she's got jumbo yum yum
[00:33:11] i don't care i don't care i just i thought it would be a nice thing to show my
[00:33:15] friend's stop rest of course and let me say i have spent
[00:33:18] way more time looking at his sister's tits than i have ever looked into
[00:33:22] him debating anything listen to him talk yeah well that's more worthwhile
[00:33:26] person right i would you know be great videos of his sister going to elementary
[00:33:30] school proving she has bigger tits and all girls
[00:33:33] that sure i would love to see that yeah by katie shapiro
[00:33:37] owns stew lib student with undeveloped with baby titties
[00:33:45] she's star making those videos that would be good or how about this
[00:33:49] she finds just other women with right with big with tits
[00:33:53] and they mush them together and we see who way which tits weigh the most
[00:33:57] yeah which tits are stronger personally that's what i think lady mma
[00:34:03] who's got the heavier titties yeah then you find out if you're like it's like
[00:34:06] peds are like getting fake tits yeah yeah if you get hard fake tits
[00:34:11] that's cheating yeah i think they should we should get rid of
[00:34:15] gendered you know uh mma fight everybody should be able to fight
[00:34:20] whoever i agree and penetration is allowed as long as it has a japanese
[00:34:24] name oh okay yes yeah it's a type of submission
[00:34:28] uh-huh itchy gonzu it's a third-round win by
[00:34:34] 2k oh by itchy gonzu but uh just one rate yeah
[00:34:39] tyler Sykes over Clara Robertson she's just crying
[00:34:45] would you keep the weight classes uh no oh so you're saying it could be
[00:34:49] anyone a 250 pound man versus your 115 pound moment yeah
[00:34:53] and it's in a cage and you like to watch this yeah
[00:34:56] okay did you see LeBron earth LeBron yeah did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger
[00:35:00] get drop kicks and barely move it's like a scene from like
[00:35:04] and where referees like you know like the chimps that gone nuts and like
[00:35:07] there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't rip off the catchers dick
[00:35:15] yeah we're gonna go to New York for this one
[00:35:19] and it stays it's that is legal what team was in on i don't know it was a
[00:35:25] minor league team i thought yeah i don't really know much about the
[00:35:29] movie the Staten Island Yankees have won by
[00:35:33] uh the by TKM seems they brought a chimpanzee that's ripped off the face in
[00:35:38] general single cock on the opposing team has been tossed into the stands and
[00:35:42] now he's throwing his shit at the umpart
[00:35:47] you're out of here a team just the montage they keep winning and it cuts
[00:35:52] to him keep ripping cocks off the other the opposing team
[00:35:55] from worst to first that's a third movie idea i count that as three
[00:36:05] that'd be good and then oh how about this the last guy is a guy who got his cock
[00:36:10] chopped up blown off checks in in it it's the it's the world series
[00:36:16] and they're facing their last batter and he got his cock
[00:36:21] already ripped off in a in a in a chimpanzee accident already
[00:36:26] so oh so he's back for revenge no no no no no it is separate chimpanzee
[00:36:31] oh okay yeah well that's common or even just blown off whatever
[00:36:34] in a war so now the monkey has to pitch to him and he has to win using skill and
[00:36:39] heart uh-huh like in rookie of the year where you can't pitch anymore at the end
[00:36:43] exactly and he has to just i used to want to follow the mom from rookie of the
[00:36:47] year who was that she's she was cute i remember feel who was who plays
[00:36:52] uh is it niknalty or the coach no gary bucie it's gary bucie i want to say
[00:37:00] yeah he plays like that the the pitcher with the shoulders blown out
[00:37:03] oh yeah that just make me really sad yeah yeah wait i think it's like an old
[00:37:07] team it's with i always confuse those guys yeah
[00:37:12] let's not check listen i don't really talk to a fucking 13 year olds but uh
[00:37:18] listen you don't seem like so much of a fucking asshole to me
[00:37:22] i wish i could i wish that happened in my arm yeah
[00:37:25] thank you probably can jack off ass damn fade done away is in dunston
[00:37:29] i know i was just gonna remark on that that's so funny that's crazy yeah
[00:37:34] actually i'm engaged to a monkey by the way
[00:37:38] have you ever had sex with a monkey just showing your legs to the orangutan
[00:37:46] and he's going nuts and tearing up the room
[00:37:49] yeah he smells her pussy go ahead take it i know you want it
[00:37:55] i feel like i know what you want you all the same
[00:37:59] orangutans are nice guys right uh i mean and gorillas are nice too but
[00:38:05] you know they're wild animals they're all wild they would fuck you up
[00:38:09] no but gorillas are like they can't keep gorillas and they can't keep male gorillas
[00:38:12] together because they'll fucking kill each other
[00:38:14] hell yeah really yeah that's like don't try to be my friend
[00:38:18] bitch i didn't come here to make friends gorillas think they'll think they're
[00:38:21] on reality TV yeah they hate fake people yeah
[00:38:26] they're like i came here to be to fuck the bachelor
[00:38:29] i'm not trying to be pals with other gorillas
[00:38:32] yo also i was i was listening to a uh interview with a guy who studied or
[00:38:37] chimps uh-huh they else they commit like murr like mafia style hits
[00:38:41] yeah like they have war yeah yeah they have like raids on other
[00:38:46] like even in captivity these like these two guys knocked off the ball the cap
[00:38:51] oh like like a prison yeah for real they was two on one and they fucking
[00:38:55] they ripped his cock off and he bled out they like
[00:38:57] fuck they like shake yeah and then walk away literally dude it was fucked up
[00:39:02] you know it's funny because like chimps have real small dicks and it's like
[00:39:05] you know you would think like oh that would suck but if part of your warfare
[00:39:09] is getting your dick ripped off it must be like awesome and be like damn i got
[00:39:12] this i got the littlest dick in the jungle baby try me
[00:39:15] bitch pull up just pulling your pants out you know
[00:39:19] pull up on a bitch this is a little less enough
[00:39:22] try me motherfucker looks like an Audi yeah everyone just gets intimidated
[00:39:26] like uh i don't know if i can rip that guy's dick off look at that long dick
[00:39:29] bitch over there i see your dick dangling bitch yeah
[00:39:33] he's just covering his face don't rip my face off
[00:39:39] that's true i didn't think about the unique evolutionary advantage of a
[00:39:43] little ass penis yeah the real world that's probably why they developed a
[00:39:47] little ass dick yeah it's why they get to be stupid because humans had to like
[00:39:51] talk their way out of getting their dick ripped off by the other monkeys
[00:39:54] that makes sense makes a lot of sense yeah
[00:39:57] madeline okay this don't bitch yeah she was always getting into trouble
[00:40:03] madeline yeah she's a silly silly little bitch
[00:40:06] oh now i'm listening to the nun i should read those books i used to read them too
[00:40:13] nice what else what other shit did you read as a child
[00:40:22] what's in the anarchist cookbook just how to make bombs yeah
[00:40:30] usually like writer review on what the fuck
[00:40:33] dude this this this shit sucked hocus pocus yeah you remember that movie oh yeah
[00:40:39] i loved that 33% is is criminal that's i know it's unfair dude you look at like
[00:40:43] a lot of children movies that you watch every day and you're like damn i had
[00:40:46] bad taste as a child but then you remember it's like some
[00:40:49] 38 year old gay man from 1990 that's like absolute garbage
[00:40:56] we're supposed to believe the children will like this first of all
[00:41:00] bet medler looks like an absolute bitch the entire time it's like what just let
[00:41:05] kids have fun sjp was looking fuckable sarah jessica yeah
[00:41:09] she was looking crazy i thought sarah jessica darker and she's in black
[00:41:15] i think you're keeping i'm thinking yeah i'm i'm thinking i'm
[00:41:22] thinking i'm black i'm thinking i'm black
[00:41:29] they call him the bobbo yegar it means monkey fellow
[00:41:36] i watched him kill two men with a fucking watermelon
[00:41:42] oh god in the racist scarica face kill them
[00:41:49] it's not it's about a man in blackface i know i know so he's doing you can say oh god
[00:41:55] but please deconstruct a bit before you get the bit is that he's just being
[00:41:58] extra racist that's why he's got the watermelon yeah
[00:42:02] commentary on it i don't either character isn't even black
[00:42:05] makes us say that black people do that he's saying that this one
[00:42:09] racist evil racist john wick racist john wick he's the racist
[00:42:16] yeah i'm thinking i'm black i'm thinking i'm black
[00:42:22] dude there is nothing more satisfying than seeing that motherfucker take his hammer to the
[00:42:26] the fucking concrete and get his guns out yeah i love that shit
[00:42:31] you know what else you know what other action may be i've ever seen the um
[00:42:34] is it the equalizer um is that what it's called
[00:42:38] no equalizer it could be the equalizer that's
[00:42:43] ring the denzel that sounds yeah yeah that's your rock yeah
[00:42:47] that's your rock it's him and the guy who did fucking um
[00:42:51] damn everyone who was in this looks ugly as shit now yeah
[00:42:55] we're going through the hocus pocus like uh
[00:42:59] david kersner steven her oh shit the writer is just a fucking yeah
[00:43:05] yeah some guy with gray hair who who who writes bullshit horror movies
[00:43:10] and recruiters to sleep walkers desperation what's the what's the horror movie the judge
[00:43:16] the fuck this man wrote the judge with mr big wow damn i'm real sex in the city connections
[00:43:24] i love apple tv i love looking at my apple tv and finding stuff to watch every night
[00:43:32] fuzz bucket that shit looks fucked up hi my name is jimmy and i love apple tv and i'm out here
[00:43:37] to watch apple tv i'm here i'm here for apple tv where i watch all kinds of movies and tv shows
[00:43:43] sexually that's right i've had gay sex that's true and that with my apple tv i know that
[00:43:50] as soon as i'm finished watching my movie i got some hot gay sex and story
[00:43:54] of that's not part of what we promise please read the copy please read the copy
[00:44:02] i'm sorry you said just have fun with the script
[00:44:08] said try to make it personal okay the only thing i love more than apple tv is my hivv
[00:44:14] medicine okay that's in the thank you we've seen um thank you so much we'll be in touch
[00:44:23] i've done that on so many when i like have to tape like uh did you like a self tape i could send
[00:44:28] a self tape or they're like just have fun with it or whatever which means like just write our
[00:44:32] commercial for us yeah you know it's just always like yeah chase bank more like going to Auschwitz
[00:44:39] and get a gas send that off the complete confidence knowing they're never gonna fucking never call
[00:44:47] me please don't ever speak to me again the only thing lower than the interest rate at chase banks
[00:44:57] are the ages of the children i have sex yeah yeah 2.3 percent what is that the amount of black
[00:45:06] people in the population that commit 50 percent of the crime that you what you said have fun with
[00:45:14] the script have fun i'm just trying to sneak into educational services having funnier this is how
[00:45:19] i like yeah it's educational haven't you ever seen arthur i'm just doing an arthur i'm sorry it's
[00:45:26] only okay when a rat butt fucks a dog rat does it when some queer rat he's got his ass open on all
[00:45:33] fours gets turned out by an art bar for 22 minutes in front of an eight-year-old why they have to
[00:45:38] make the rat gay you know that's so yeah that's kind of like not nice to gay people yeah true yeah i
[00:45:44] did i would have peacock we should find out that binky is a titty there you go instead of a bulldog
[00:45:49] this entire time he's been a big one just to let you know his clothes come off and you're like
[00:45:54] binky is that your dick he's like no it's my area only a nipple they're like what he's like i'm a titty
[00:46:00] the whole time i've been a big titty uh arthur's like dad why what is what's a titty
[00:46:09] like your friend binky and not everyone is the same doesn't the rabbit have lesbian moms though
[00:46:15] no i i don't know i think this is the first gay thing on arthur he's having he's having like a
[00:46:20] gay wedding but i think the arthur the rabbit has lesbian mom so why are they upset if there's
[00:46:25] the ready gays no one's upset arthur and friends what's the name of the show
[00:46:31] what's he getting arthur no play old friends by simon and garfunny don't do that
[00:46:37] series show me your pussy arthur it's going to be the movie arthur man yeah i know
[00:46:44] when you get lost between the moon excuse me excuse i know it's crazy look it's okay if you
[00:46:53] want to harmonize with me but i'm bad at singing you're right i didn't say you're bad at singing but
[00:46:58] no i'm not i started it's your job to harmonize with i should have whenever starts it's his solo all
[00:47:04] right just try again then i can't i've lost it the moment's going on the best that you can do
[00:47:10] it's suck my dick and chew yeah suck on my nuts and then fuck my little ass cheeks i'll tell you
[00:47:20] yeah if there's one thing i love it's having gay sex while watching the apple tv okay
[00:47:26] did you talk to the last guy before you came in here no you said i've fun with the script
[00:47:32] i'm good all right next please hi my name's darrick hi darrick uh yeah just uh you know
[00:47:40] slate and then uh go okay darrick simonson watching apple tv is like getting fucked in my ass okay
[00:47:50] from now they step outside from now on just what's on the paper just what's on the paper everyone
[00:47:55] you know we'll have fun here but remember this is not uh let's keep pg 13 pg 13 imagine that your
[00:48:03] your three-year-old son is watching this he's got raising his hand yes sir what if my three-year-old
[00:48:09] son watches arthur uh i don't know how to answer that but just stick to the script please
[00:48:20] okay pg 13 pg 13 i like getting oh almost didn't i like getting freaked in my bottom
[00:48:29] and i watched apple tv i love getting my tushy i love getting my tushy just pounded
[00:48:47] i like getting my tushy blown the fuck out blown the
[00:48:51] blown the f blown the just hell off blown the heck out just right can i take it from the top yeah
[00:49:00] i like getting my push sorry sorry go on go again do i need to slate no okay please fuck my ass
[00:49:07] on the new apple tv put the remote in my ass put the remote in my ass
[00:49:13] with the remote and the console in my ass all right thanks uh i guess the first guy that's
[00:49:21] everyone yeah all right thanks everybody
[00:49:28] ah fuck dude ooh fern golly that sexy little bitch from fern golly yeah oh the fairy lady she
[00:49:35] was hot yeah yeah yeah she could get it what a weird name fern golly yeah yeah i didn't know that
[00:49:41] they were real words when i was a kid i was a gully yeah i thought it was like a made up thing i
[00:49:46] used to watch this all the time the fox in the house oh shit it's sad it is sad it's about society
[00:49:51] brother yo the fucking hound fucks up his old i loved my favorite movies were the sad ones
[00:49:57] damn dude you were gothas a child dude i love this movie i loved the beginning of the brave
[00:50:04] to learn oh that shit was sad that shit was sad as hell yeah they know that story i think the guy who wrote it in the
[00:50:10] the guy who wrote it his like husband killed himself or some shit oh he was an apple tv fan yeah
[00:50:16] he loved apple tv yeah he was working on the schematics for apple tv when he killed himself
[00:50:28] he's actually he's the one who kind of fought it up uh fuck damn the fox in the hound is 70
[00:50:36] percent of ron tomatoes yeah movie dude it's like 30 percent of the reviewers were mean about it
[00:50:41] damn i'm gonna maybe i should just watch baby movies baby shit yeah you yeah actually there's a new
[00:50:46] law that you have to watch um movies about just me by myself at home watching the great mouse
[00:50:51] detective being like i'm not gay i'm not gay i don't even want to be washing this i'm not gay
[00:51:00] i'm not gay i've never been gay i've never been gay i've never been gay i'm just to no one
[00:51:04] dude i don't even want to watch this fuck this this is fucking this is god i'm not
[00:51:09] getting confused today and i'm not enjoying this i just want to say the end i'm not gay this
[00:51:16] is gay i'm imagining a gay guy watching this i'm becoming pretty pissed off
[00:51:27] it's making me mad about gay guys thinking that they watch this enjoy it in San Francisco
[00:51:34] they're kissing each other sitting around kissing shit i'm gonna grab out watching the great
[00:51:40] because i just wanted to sing along the rattigan song to be mad about the guys who would do that
[00:51:49] to why i'm gonna rewind and watch the rattigan song again that's a good
[00:51:53] song honestly dude rules i'm gonna i'm gonna rent the great mouse detective right now
[00:52:00] i'm gonna put that shit on yeah i like that was a movie i only ever saw in school like over
[00:52:05] rainy days and they put on movies and then other kids like knew the movie they're like oh they
[00:52:10] you know the great mouse detective and i was like oh yeah yeah yeah i know what this is
[00:52:16] then i you lied about it oh i didn't know i did not scary movie i didn't out lot right live
[00:52:21] because no one was like have you seen this i just sort of like was like ha ha you know i know that
[00:52:26] shit yeah when scary movie came out and slammed before land before time to never saw that except
[00:52:31] on like a rainy day oh yeah yeah hold on just real quick this so the author of the brave little
[00:52:37] toaster uh-huh killed himself after his apartment burned down then his husband of 30 years died
[00:52:46] then his home flooded then he got evicted and he killed himself still not as sad as Kelsey
[00:52:53] grammar's life what are you talking about all that man knows his pain i was talking about he
[00:52:58] was getting pegged by his his hot wife dude dude everyone and you with everyone he's ever loved
[00:53:03] his died same mcciano really yeah that's why he's such a nice guy i'll tell you right now
[00:53:09] big titty blonde dad was murdered everyone i know is dead sister he's all i'm thinking yeah yeah
[00:53:17] i'm thinking i'm black i'm thinking i'm so funny everyone i know suffers from diabetes and
[00:53:25] hypertension yeah i'm thinking i'm black uh my nuts it yeah one dude dude it's that kind of weather
[00:53:32] it's not each weather dude do you think there's a problem with having a a a a a very scratchy nut
[00:53:38] sack have you ever seen this rescuers down under i love this shit dude 69 there's uh uh there's
[00:53:46] porn in it for real yeah you know i have to get that you might have to get the the vhs copy but
[00:53:51] there's a scene where there's like one of those secret no but this one legitimately is this where
[00:53:56] like there's a roller coaster or like some kind of like mine cart they're going down and one of the
[00:54:01] frames in a window in the background there's a picture of a man fucking a woman someone like
[00:54:06] cut it out and spliced it out that's so awesome for a second the rescuers down under is different
[00:54:11] from the rescuers yes it's the sequel yeah i thought it was cool how the bird was like a plane is the
[00:54:17] bird in both uh i think i've only seen the one with the bird you watch uh my neighbor totoro
[00:54:25] i've never met totoro i always thought it'd be cool to redubbed that with black voice actors and
[00:54:29] you it's a similar title okay okay that works it's really you think that would be cool oh me for
[00:54:40] an urban crowd so you would want if you would want the dubbed version the mainstream one yeah and
[00:54:49] then also an urban version yeah right for wide like barbed longers dip as the totoro
[00:54:57] there go totoro yeah this is this is really funny bitch i got a cat that's all so with bus this cat
[00:55:03] Williams is totoro wait totoro is a bus too no there's a cat bus in the movie oh that's what that
[00:55:11] cat bus shit is from i've never seen the cat Kelsey's grandfather died of cancer when he was 12 and
[00:55:17] 68 his father was murdered in a home invasion damn in 75 when he grow up sister was kidnapped
[00:55:23] raped and murdered what this 1982 is two half brothers died while they were scuba diving off
[00:55:29] the coast of the version this movie wall whatever and then the next the next sentences at 16 with
[00:55:34] his mother's permission he began smoking a pipe grammar won a scholarship to juliard at the same
[00:55:41] age jesus and then he was expelled this was forgetting pussy yeah forgetting too much
[00:55:47] pussy obviously these movies sucks in a stage because it was a period when they were doing like
[00:55:51] woke disney move or like a representation disney movies and they were all good like poco honest
[00:55:55] was alright but moulan's good moulan is see until i was an adult but like they're like how about a
[00:56:00] Russian bitch yeah they don't have emotions there's no reason yeah this i'm pretty sure this was like
[00:56:06] dreamworks or something oh it's Don Bluth who's Don Bluth Don Bluth did uh all dogs go to heaven
[00:56:12] and thumbelina but also wasn't that a stage of one of the fucking zars fucking and a stage
[00:56:18] it was like the one of the daughters of the czar who like someone claimed after all the zars were
[00:56:26] killed like years later that she was prince oh that's funny look at this and when you buy it it
[00:56:31] comes in these languages english arabic borgarian cantonies chinese Croatian check in danish nice
[00:56:38] you can't even get it in russian bread that peters it says more oh there's more Hebrew yeah no russian
[00:56:44] russian who would say subtitles subtitles yeah you can't get them or subtitles yeah well my the
[00:56:50] thing is actually wrong traditional cantonies is many different there's many different types of
[00:56:55] other way to read this situation there's different ways people look at stuff with different damn hank
[00:57:02] as areas in this yeah getting his money with god uh dude he's so fucking funny and uh how about
[00:57:09] a hank lays area in the bird kids of black okay or was that john wick too was that black john
[00:57:16] black face john wick yeah yeah black face john wick said that oh shit what i'm thinking hank lays
[00:57:22] area i'm thinking i'm black what what do you fucking i gotta get to john wick three
[00:57:28] john is that is that nine is that the version of john wick that they named after the amount of
[00:57:32] inches of penis you have and that's why i'm seeing how about john's support three inch community
[00:57:37] it's john slick and it's still black face john wick but he's black facing it as a from a guy from
[00:57:42] the 70s yeah it said like what how's it going slick yeah yeah that's good how you doing how
[00:57:47] you doing brother brother cuz i'm thinking i'm black yeah i'm thinking i'm thinking the finest
[00:57:53] pussy is the the kind you can wind and dine i don't even know how i can't i can't i don't have the
[00:57:58] energy to tap into that's okay man without becoming without worrying that i might cross the the
[00:58:04] sure fine line well you guys don't see it at home but nick every time he starts doing a voice
[00:58:09] his eyes roll into the back of his head yeah it's kind of a translaxed it's almost yeah well
[00:58:14] actually i spin around like the mayor from nightmare before christmas and i turn into the other race
[00:58:21] that's right jack race there's only 365 more days to the next halloween
[00:58:25] whoop brother i'm telling you man when this halloween should be popping i can't wait to eat some candy
[00:58:34] yeah that would have been a much better character yeah would have been a cool character
[00:58:39] damn the smurfs looks weird oh i want to say so we've mentioned this before but
[00:58:46] if you're listening to this before monday night funny mobs is now every monday except for the first
[00:58:51] month of the month so funny mobs is tomorrow also typically it would be the second and fourth
[00:58:57] but come but they've added more monday's for us yeah we should do is just rent rent a club house
[00:59:02] that we live in and fans of the show can just come hang out with us whenever they want yeah
[00:59:06] awesome yeah kind of a great idea it's just an open door policy and we can be like trying to go
[00:59:12] about our lives and they could just come in and hang out with us just riff just riff for this just
[00:59:17] riff for root we're having serious conversations with our family on the phone yeah please stop
[00:59:22] yeah interrupt us interrupt us tell us about what i think if a guy was gay or something cool is
[00:59:26] is like third party line access to stop cell phones so when he's talking with his family anyone who
[00:59:31] likes the show could just start listening in and adding to the conversation yep that would be awesome
[00:59:37] it would be tight that's that's at that's if you do if you put 400 dollars a month into patreon
[00:59:43] yeah you can do that yeah i'm thinking i'm thinking about open door is bitch what that means is it's
[00:59:48] a vip fan experience kind of the g atm the girlfriend experience i will be the girlfriend
[00:59:56] experience i kissed you don't just fuck him in the ass you get to fucking and i will do greek
[01:00:01] yeah i love that they call getting fucked in the ass greek greek i remember watching this when i
[01:00:07] was like i don't know it must have been like 11 uh-huh this seems like it should be a good movie
[01:00:12] it's not it's not a very good adaptation but i kept having dreams about the movie all the time so
[01:00:17] it developed like some kind of significance in my head hmm great expectations we're great
[01:00:21] expectations with Ethan Hawke yeah you were looking at the movie uh dunston checks in
[01:00:28] fade done away in terms of also plug-in we'll also be in Canada so please buy tickets to go see us
[01:00:33] there will not be a skank fest we will not be a skank fest but we'll be in Canada at some time
[01:00:37] sorry if you bought tickets to go to skank fest revolutionary road that's an apt movie
[01:00:43] why well because it's about a woman that gets an abortion and the husband and beats her
[01:00:48] does it let's fucked up yeah and it's about people being bored in the suburbs yeah let's
[01:00:52] fucked up with the husband beatcher dude do you remember the michael uh pit or the michael sheen
[01:00:57] seen in that movie uh michael shannon shannon yeah yeah you're all retarded they sent me to a
[01:01:04] retarded school yeah the only thing i learned in there is that you're all retards yeah and then
[01:01:08] they just took him right back to the loony yeah you're crazy you live out here in your normal lives
[01:01:13] meanwhile i'm pulling my dick off in the record and they say i'm the one that's crazy yeah why can't
[01:01:20] we have our dicks out all the time beating off spilling cum wherever we want it feels good to me
[01:01:26] and should feel good to you are you happy you don't seem happy you have the fancy job big house but
[01:01:32] your dick is an out and you're not tugging on it and they say i'm the one that's a mental retard
[01:01:40] that's quite enough simon that's enough i haven't seen that movie since he came out you guys should
[01:01:45] see if there are ticks available to uh john wick three right now because everyone's gonna be watching
[01:01:50] i'm gonna watch it i want to see the second half of the bucks game yeah i don't give i'll see
[01:01:54] game of thrones tomorrow i don't see your hands uh but we're gonna be in canada do you know what
[01:01:59] we're go to come town dot events come down dot events uh i believe that vancouver is sold out
[01:02:05] yeah we're trying to add another show it was a small it was a small space slam cougar baby we
[01:02:10] should also see if uva ball still wants to do the podcast yeah well we're out in vancouver dude i
[01:02:14] just followed him on letterbox if you guys are on letterbox you should follow uva ball he's amazing
[01:02:19] so toronto june 15th montreal june 19th auto at june 21st vancouver june oh that's sold out uh
[01:02:26] edminton the 25th um and the 23rd we're gonna try to add another show vancouver we're gonna try
[01:02:32] and add a matinee stand up show in vancouver so keep an eye out for the keep an eye out and keep a
[01:02:37] cock out as well michael shannon how are we doing on the numbers is the shows moving very good
[01:02:42] toronto's ronner's moving all right yeah i tell you i love this new era of me doing zero work i
[01:02:48] kind of like yeah i kind of like me and stuff being the business boys it feels great yeah no i
[01:02:54] enjoy it do you have instagram still i'd got back on instagram so we'll plug it on there plug
[01:02:59] in the gram yeah we'll push on social as our uh as our industry people have been asking us so
[01:03:07] just we're talking about you got to push on social i i was debating getting back on twitter but i
[01:03:11] don't know i feel like it's almost you should get back i'm gonna you're the best i feel like we're
[01:03:16] almost out of the woods with social media where it's like okay to just use it to have fun again you
[01:03:20] think so i don't know i think the pendulum has gone back yeah yeah i think that the most
[01:03:25] that's all i do the most annoying most people are now you do you do politics and jokes not really
[01:03:31] you do woke stuff you like reply to like paul ryan and stuff you know i told i told i said because uh
[01:03:38] what's his face because his dick is small i know but that's all may repeat that i've he said that
[01:03:43] he was bragging about being a troop and i said i've never respected a troop for example of what i'm
[01:03:47] talking about you look at either prospector 88 or fucking rad milk and those guys have not
[01:03:52] deviated from like joke making the slightest rad milk's funny shit on that motherfucker
[01:03:57] and consistent i mean he's been that way since like fucking 2011 real hasn't changed right you
[01:04:02] even twitter i need that motherfucker yeah but yeah dude i'm just out here saying listen cuz
[01:04:07] bros one of the one of the purists also i'm saying things have little dicks i'm talking about titties
[01:04:14] look i'm not putting you on trial here i'm just saying it's like getting sucked into that kind
[01:04:18] of bullshit is like i don't know i do it feels nauseated of course you have the chalcy clinton
[01:04:24] thing qualifies absolutely yeah yeah this guy tried to cancel me this week for having a black
[01:04:30] i saw that very funny very funny hilarious very funny what a what a fucking yeah what an argument
[01:04:36] to make you shouldn't use black like you said it because people refer to it as digital blackface
[01:04:42] yeah oh that's awesome because in his mind black people are incapable of having an individual
[01:04:47] identity even ones that become celebrities they're still only to be identified by their blackness
[01:04:52] i think he's wearing a bat like that's so clearly chris baht he's wearing a cowboy hat and a vest
[01:04:57] yeah and a jersey yeah yeah i um yeah that guy also had another amazing one he's one of the biggest
[01:05:04] retards on twitter but he had another amazing one which i mean that's that's literally such a
[01:05:09] dumb thing about dogs being agents that's him yeah yeah it's the same guy being agents of gentrification
[01:05:15] about how white people are using their dogs um scare black people i think it was it was a lot
[01:05:22] more convoluted than that but it was very funny don't blame it basically that dogs are racist
[01:05:26] don't have dogs yeah black well i mean some dogs aren't racist some dogs are racist yeah but i don't
[01:05:32] think that people are using them as agents of uh you know ethnic cleansing yeah maybe they are
[01:05:41] that's hilarious he said you're doing digital blackface yeah yeah you're not allowed to be a
[01:05:46] fan of a black person make it your avia you're what was it avi? avi yeah you're like avatar you're
[01:05:52] avatar all right i'm gonna go see john look three okay try to get tickets uh try to suck
[01:05:59] tickets i'm thinking yeah maybe i just show up to theater in blackface and members like what the
[01:06:04] fuck i'm like i was i'm misinformed about the plot of the movie i thought this was gonna be a
[01:06:10] different i think i'm cosplay as john wick i was misinformed by myself i'm sorry look i'll
[01:06:19] get it riff i am i am prone to wild assumptions about things i will not deny that about who i am
[01:06:27] but i will not stand here and and i'd be asked to leave a movie theater
[01:06:35] because i'm in a suit and i have a gun and i'm in blackface because i have a gun and big white
[01:06:41] gloves and big red lips did you see the gun yeah that would be that's though you know what
[01:06:50] you want to talk about doing some work stuff yeah be in blackface point of gun in a cop
[01:06:55] see if he kills you yeah no i like that you know yeah let's see yeah if your privilege helps you
[01:07:01] while even in blackface aj plus this man more blackface to point a gun at a cop
[01:07:08] i saw that video again i guess as somebody posted it uh of uh uh that that show what would you do
[01:07:16] where it's like the down syndrome guy in a restaurant he's like trying to order and he's like what
[01:07:20] are the specials today and they get an actor who actually has down syndrome and then they send
[01:07:25] another actor in the restaurant who's like uh can you stop trying to take his order please he's
[01:07:31] slow and he's should have a guardian with him and he's like it's retarded people should have a
[01:07:36] guardian with him and then you know give a case eventually people in the restaurant are like
[01:07:40] what are you doing yeah yeah yeah yeah he's like why are you sticking up for retarded people
[01:07:45] and then it's like you know then the host comes out and talks to people he's like you're on our
[01:07:50] hidden camera show and it's like the fact that that is that show is like you know widely like
[01:07:57] appreciated and acknowledged is something that like has some kind of social value and it's like
[01:08:03] what could possibly be the lesson yeah yeah yeah yeah who who is watching that and they're like
[01:08:10] you're right i should stop screaming at retarded for the problem i didn't even realize until they
[01:08:17] held a mirror to my actions i didn't realize what i was doing i mean i still think it's stupid but
[01:08:22] isn't the whole point not the guy screaming but the people that are bystanders or whatever isn't
[01:08:27] you would never see that situation though that just doesn't fucking happen no i agree you know and
[01:08:32] it's like like of course you would do that you know i mean yeah of course you'd be like stop yeah
[01:08:39] it doesn't make any sense and then people watch it and it's like you know i mean it's just it's
[01:08:44] the fact that people love that show and they don't call it what it is it's just like well yeah because
[01:08:49] it's like it's not because they see that and they're like i would do something yeah it's like yes
[01:08:54] that's not hard they feel like yeah they're like good yeah because they would do this coming up next
[01:09:00] a man watching child pornography on his phone and going wow can't wait to rape kids i can't wait
[01:09:06] to have sex with children like uh hi ma'am i'm john kyunyunyis and i noticed that you asked this
[01:09:13] man to not have sex with kids why'd you do that i just i just think it's bad to do that
[01:09:20] you're right ma'am it is bad to do that coming up next on what would you do
[01:09:27] we have a guy beating his daughter in the back of the head in public for refusing to make fireworks
[01:09:33] with him in the food court of the mall sounds good to me yeah does it no does it sound what was
[01:09:45] that on nickelodeon or something how you doing my name is eric i love apple tv and get my ass fucked
[01:09:53] all right thank you all right all right i'm sorry eric did you get the note it's okay we're
[01:09:58] gonna go again oh this note here that says don't mention getting fucked in your ass or
[01:10:03] irrigation yes that note okay i'm sorry we'll go again how my name's eric and uh
[01:10:13] um i love the apple tv i'm sorry i just i feel it would be right to mention that i really care
[01:10:19] i think the yeah i think i really think there's no there's no body who loves the
[01:10:24] tv so much you guys wouldn't talk about getting fucked in there man i don't know where you're from
[01:10:29] but i'm from uh Greenwich Connecticut and where i live gay people love apple tv
[01:10:36] there ain't nothing wrong being a godless homo i'm just saying that in my neighborhood i would
[01:10:42] never do it i would never do it i oftentimes watch the great mouse detective i have the great
[01:10:46] about how it is i've never seen the whole movie i put it on every day
[01:10:50] and i get mad about it on my but on my roku i would never have an apple tv
[01:11:05] roku we don't even offer the great mouse detective
[01:11:07] thank you all right gang all right see you next time