Cum Town | Premium | 06/03/2019
[00:00:00] Okay everyone welcome to comtown good welcome to comtown everyone welcome to
[00:00:05] comtown is dirty Ronnie and his retarded friend I'm not retarded I'm sorry yeah
[00:00:10] I'm sorry yeah I'm sorry yeah psyche yeah that's why anyway we got a Jewish guy in
[00:00:16] a black down here now's but not out that's yeah I got to have him on here I get
[00:00:22] to pay him less than a minute wait who me on this part guy you know we have
[00:00:26] fun here at 98 walk thanks for tuning in Colin right now and tell us where in
[00:00:36] Dundalk you were molested for a chance to win free free camo pants to next week's
[00:00:41] battle of demands at Rams head wide got my darkest poison
[00:00:48] he's a re-disciples the kings of doom now in its greatest bands
[00:00:59] damn did that's the backup plan honestly yeah oh that would rule and we can do it
[00:01:06] easily get those you can do it easily get them very easily lose them immediately
[00:01:09] yeah you have a six month for specifically doing that yes for pretending
[00:01:13] that down syndrome for an entire morning yeah local radio that was the basis
[00:01:17] of talk radio for years yeah now they're taking it away from us folks that's
[00:01:22] correct thank you for listening everyone we got our big our boy our big dog from
[00:01:27] the West Coast Jamel Johnson coming in oh what's up what's up Mel sir what the
[00:01:32] fuck is good California Jamel I love with me and Starver in the same room
[00:01:36] now the well you know yeah oh yeah it's like the planets lined up it's right
[00:01:40] dude the Yang to five niggas with glasses hang twins you never be together
[00:01:44] dude I know it's true one of us it's two glasses for a while now I know I got
[00:01:49] some new shit really same style I want to Costco my man doubled up yeah cuz
[00:01:54] they're like reading glass yeah yeah thick ass I like it over bigger than my
[00:01:59] lashes yeah I give the fucking eyebrows the top lashes yeah yeah you have two you
[00:02:05] have like ones with like no underthink yeah yeah I got the pre I got the they
[00:02:10] look like transition lenses but they not though Wow well we were just talking
[00:02:15] about glasses on a recent episode were we yeah about different glass you can
[00:02:19] put on what they would oh yeah that was a really good episode oh is that the
[00:02:25] bonus no that was two weeks ago's patreon gotcha we're still sort of
[00:02:30] coasting off the that hypothetical yeah that everyone talks shit about my
[00:02:35] hypotheticals but I finally knocked one out of the way was that one took glasses
[00:02:40] do whatever you wanted what would you have them do that's not a hypothetical
[00:02:45] that's a good set is is no it's you don't understand hypothetically no you
[00:02:50] said you could have glasses no you try to it's not hypotheticals if you're bad
[00:02:54] at your bad at like catch 22's yeah you're like catch if you if you could
[00:02:58] 4.5 yeah and that's my guy's dick but he sucks your dick or have sex with a
[00:03:03] woman I think that's a fair point yeah what if the we don't know what the
[00:03:10] woman looks like maybe this guy's really good at sucking dick maybe his dick
[00:03:13] tastes really good is the point we need more information extra variables yeah
[00:03:18] just three boxes that's what I that's what I'm saying to me everyone thinks
[00:03:21] these are simple solutions yeah and I introduce nuance into all of this have
[00:03:27] the cool down syndrome pickup artist name nuance yes it would be he's got a
[00:03:35] velcro top hat you take to that I've said
[00:03:45] rippnal oh my John if I'm buying you the top hat I'm putting velcro on it so you
[00:03:49] don't lose it again I'm not I'm not spending another six thousand dollars on
[00:03:53] an authentic English top hat for you to just lose it again loss of trying to get
[00:04:00] pussy yes trying to go get pussy and I lost just super glutes found on his head
[00:04:09] this fucking bald head doctors have finally found a way to make people with
[00:04:18] well I'm but in the biggest hurdles is that all of my clothes need to be fast
[00:04:23] and without now it just attaches to my body like a wiggle man that's good man
[00:04:30] these are really good this is good stuff good to see y'all man yeah how's
[00:04:36] New York treating you buddy boy it's been pretty good man yeah you're a fun trip
[00:04:40] I'm having a good time I saw a supreme pinball machine nice I mean I'm you know
[00:04:45] what more can you ask for a slice mm-hmm got a last by a crazy old Jewish lady
[00:04:52] yeah really what happened our girls woman thought she was having lunch with me
[00:04:58] and Jamel yeah and we were not trying to have lunch with her he was mentioned
[00:05:02] he would shut up and she was like she started by complaining about Jewish
[00:05:05] people that okay like and you know and that's how she won these old Jews she
[00:05:09] wasn't wrong yeah no no wait wait she's like yeah yeah you know like
[00:05:15] all these old Jews that just hang out as a boss all day and then they talk to
[00:05:18] you like like you know them and that they're like they're incredibly
[00:05:21] annoying and they just like think that they're part of the conversation they
[00:05:25] think that the part of the group literally yelling while I'm trying to eat a
[00:05:29] damn fucking prishrami yeah but yeah that was and then at the end she was like
[00:05:35] she was like what were your names and I was like Adam and this is Jamel she's
[00:05:39] like I don't want to meet you too many hints but Adam if I don't know if I
[00:05:44] really have a birthday coming up but I would appreciate his a bars gift
[00:05:47] basket oh it is really nice someone were to buy me that you don't have a
[00:05:52] birthday I don't but if no not for months as it was hypothetically hypothetically
[00:05:58] it's next birthday okay what do you want what you want you want a Bobcat in
[00:06:01] there somebody were to purchase me a gift from Zabar gift basket for just
[00:06:06] because you want one is what you're saying wait wait wait let me finish this is the
[00:06:09] best this is the best part of the shot up it's actually not but I'm gonna let
[00:06:13] you finish it's not the best part but I'm gonna say goodbye she's like what are
[00:06:16] your names and I'm like I'm Adam and Jamel's like I'm Jamel she goes oh
[00:06:19] Jamel I live in a krypt neighborhood yeah yeah I just many ging members in my
[00:06:26] neighborhood she was like there are gangs in my neighborhood and I happen to be
[00:06:30] wearing some red shit now just kind of like I was like should I turn this up
[00:06:33] that would be I should I start acting crazy she'll fucked her up I happen to
[00:06:36] live in a krypt neighborhood just so you know I've met gangster like Uncle
[00:06:40] Merta oh my god what's Bracken but Ana that's incredible the best part was when
[00:06:46] she was talking about the fucking owner dude from Zabars yeah she was like a
[00:06:50] whole day bars yeah yeah he would come up and say the wildest things to me
[00:06:56] sometimes one time he said something this bitch just hangs out in Zabars
[00:07:01] no we were at we were at this frankly place in Green Point oh Frankles is
[00:07:05] good yeah yeah yeah shouts out to Frankle yeah and then okay yet she was talking
[00:07:11] about an old man that hangs out of Zabars who I guess she's like and he was
[00:07:14] very inappropriate very sexual with me and I was like what did he say she's
[00:07:18] like well I don't know first off she offered that week she was like he was
[00:07:22] very inappropriate and we were silent and then she came back like you don't
[00:07:26] want to know you want to know what he said oh hell yeah she's like yeah he said
[00:07:32] to me if you if you have a French toast you have to have butter and maple syrup
[00:07:37] because it makes women wet on the inside and we were like that doesn't make it
[00:07:42] that's true yeah I pour I pour syrup all over my bitch is pussy one foot one little
[00:07:47] that's a gargeter and was like Miss Butter's work at the end of it who by the way had
[00:07:52] the best pussy she definitely that's the first bottle of Mrs. Butter's
[00:07:57] sticky pussy though the first bottle of Mrs. Butter's worth was just her pussy
[00:08:00] juice she had diabetes and it was so sweet yeah yeah that makes sense to me
[00:08:05] yep and then scientists reverse engineered it from her pussy drippings
[00:08:09] and created a beautiful and then the maple syrup color is actually added
[00:08:13] to make it so it was just kind of more of a translucent it's more translucent
[00:08:17] it's like a simple syrup yeah it looks like simple syrup but it didn't market
[00:08:21] test as well well it's because this living cells and it dies so when she
[00:08:25] bottle it there's no way to preserve it so it turns brown oh I organically turns
[00:08:29] brown I thought it was maple syrup die but I guess you're why you're a food
[00:08:35] enthusiast and not a food scientist you're right and an amateur historian yeah
[00:08:40] but yeah to just to reiterate though Mrs. Butter's worth his pussy was very good
[00:08:46] especially where's the big ass the dress is all to keep it contained you ever
[00:08:51] see the original Aunt Jemima no she was like 400 pounds and then they were like
[00:08:57] maybe not so fast it just didn't let her be fat anymore after the first one
[00:09:05] because they realized you know pancakes are probably aren't you don't want to
[00:09:09] just see like the fatest bitch in the world wait Aunt Jemima is a real person
[00:09:13] well with the actress that played Aunt Jemima on the pilot
[00:09:20] you got hollyberry right dude Hollyberry and fucking John Wick 3 was hot you so I
[00:09:26] did see it she pulls it out again kind of I thought the fight seems cool but I
[00:09:30] thought her she's such a bad actress how do you remind me how bad of an
[00:09:34] actress you how fucking dare you what do you mean how dare I was gonna win it
[00:09:38] dude yeah this is she wanted Oscar for getting fucked by Billy
[00:09:43] but she did that though she did it that makes sense honestly I mean I I
[00:09:48] like that I like that I want pancakes I want pancakes from a fat bitch with the
[00:09:51] fuck why the maker less fat wait why are you guys getting so I heard she was
[00:09:55] fired for getting all the pain I don't know if that's true it's not sort of an
[00:10:02] industry room it's nice doing the part with two fat guys and two Jack guys two
[00:10:08] ripped no no first of all me and Jamel are are stocky yeah that's number one
[00:10:13] we're officially yeah we're husky stocky boys yeah I guess you could say
[00:10:19] that I'm like two separate guys in shape no I'm the two strong guys know and Adam
[00:10:28] and when am I ghost at Adams the ghost your specter the specter no pussy getting
[00:10:35] a no a disrespecter care for you your insulates just in you're not jacked
[00:10:44] bitch did not you've never been once in your life I've been Jack no you've never
[00:10:49] had base straight off because I wear back you got you got you got a humble you
[00:10:54] got a minimal pump one time in the gym lifting 12 pound dumbbells well that's
[00:10:58] a pump yeah shit I gotta do sit I gotta do pushups today do you I'm starting to
[00:11:03] push ups oh man I'm gonna do good luck this is so funny I did you ever go to
[00:11:08] the website a hundred pushups yeah and they do like a they break it down of
[00:11:12] course yeah and it's like and I did the test and it's like the first day the
[00:11:17] amount of pushups I'm supposed to do was one set of two and then a set of three
[00:11:23] and then a set of two another set of two and then a set of three how many
[00:11:27] pushups can you do the first day I did like six or something I don't think I
[00:11:35] able to do more than about like 55 60 in one set in one set that's a lot
[00:11:41] though it is a lot but I mean it's like I can I I it would take like a lot of
[00:11:46] like specific training to work up to a hundred and one set right now I think
[00:11:50] how should I could probably do 30 I'd say no yeah do it do it right now let's
[00:11:54] go to right now we gotta do it yeah Jamil's a visual thing we don't know I'll
[00:11:59] take a video I'll take a video I'll take a video I'll take a video I'll take a video
[00:12:01] on my phone I'll say you could do right now 30 pushups yep I'm hungry from last
[00:12:05] night no this is you wanted to claim this go ahead I could do it after the
[00:12:09] show no do it right now right now this is good content it's not good it is
[00:12:14] really good it's a radio show we'll put those mic near your mouth and you'll be
[00:12:23] okay Nick what's the optimal forum because I don't want to get into some I'm not
[00:12:28] gonna I'm not gonna do some like all the way up all the way up I don't do like
[00:12:31] 25 you're like those were the wrong form touch your chest to the ground go back
[00:12:35] chest to the ground is a little bit fine that's that's prison pushups no 90
[00:12:39] degree it doesn't have to be chest to the ground 90 degree arms doesn't have to
[00:12:43] be chest to the ground chest to the ground it doesn't have to be the same
[00:12:47] standards as the United States Marine Corps oh wow all right no low low bitch
[00:12:53] here we go I got really drunk last night oh now I've seen you with the tequila
[00:13:00] sodas that's what you got sorry early on the already like agreed to only doing
[00:13:04] girl pushups yeah no one you need yeah I'm gonna tell me get this we were taking
[00:13:09] video we're taking videos saying directly to everyone on the subway I'm
[00:13:13] sending to my mom here we go Adam does pushups Adam does pushups I'm gonna
[00:13:20] send it to her just to be like this to do to his face okay everyone and welcome
[00:13:24] to the gay Olympics here one two three four five see he's wavering already
[00:13:32] seven eight nine ten oh oh just keep going don't stop it 15 Adam saw a guy on the
[00:13:46] window and got distracted and stopped I'm just filming a cat now oh he's tired
[00:13:50] at seven not twenty twenty you're adding them 22 23 24 26 20 no bullshit
[00:14:08] the one on it just bullshit 29 29 by Adam no that was 31 I could have kept
[00:14:25] going 21 31 you're so close bro dude you lied I did it like now you're like
[00:14:40] everyone 20 29 pushups we all saw we also we're not own to I 29 pushups I'm so
[00:14:51] out brother yeah all right well that was close Adam but you did not get it and
[00:14:58] I'm sorry but you didn't press us it was a moral victory thanks for coming in
[00:15:03] 98 rock push-up contacts take us out $60 with a free t-shirt giveaway to one
[00:15:08] person who tends only one person will get the free t-shirt only one person only
[00:15:12] one person the deep voice guy that's a good one you remember those like radio
[00:15:19] ones where they would have like like a porn star come and fuck everybody yeah
[00:15:23] that was the good idea to do it as a pro of Asia sergeant on Twitter the other day
[00:15:32] like Ian was responding to like 40 tweets that were like seriously you
[00:15:36] destroyed that bitch and likes I figured out from context that he was on
[00:15:40] cumulus over some I don't know who cares I think he had sex with your ass
[00:15:46] yeah sex with the points are no man what are you talking about what you don't
[00:15:51] even know what you're talking about I don't know that's why I was asking for
[00:15:54] you guys I know first you can't do the pushups you promised I did I didn't
[00:15:59] bring then you bring up a topic that no one knows what the fuck you're talking
[00:16:02] about you might know I don't know you're panicking and changing the subject
[00:16:06] because you can only do 28 pushups you now it's 28 yeah it was always 20 no
[00:16:11] what do you mean I would give him two back because he did it in that hot ass
[00:16:14] leather hat I did my leather like GI Jane looks like Max from bad boys I
[00:16:25] have Mercedes Benz hat right now and it works but I and I got my car back
[00:16:30] from the shop oh yeah Adam how much did you pay to make repairs on your car
[00:16:33] $2,000 so now we're at what five $5,000 yeah five G's clean for two thousand
[00:16:38] plus the hat I got this on eBay for five dollars so that's a five thousand and
[00:16:42] five dollars five thousand five dollars men tried to start the car up to come
[00:16:49] Oh yeah and motorsports my brother wear some joints and some guy was like do
[00:16:54] you even have a BMW it's like how do you think clothes work do you even own a
[00:17:01] McDonald's do you even own the Chicago boys excuse me are you even on the San
[00:17:10] Francisco 49 fuck that guy does he have a BMW or is he mad you're stealing I
[00:17:16] immediately erased him from my memory I said be gone with you that's awesome
[00:17:21] and you're letting a lot of stuff go right now I am poof be gone I've got
[00:17:24] snick I've let so much stuff go yeah like earlier we all held you down and
[00:17:30] fucked your hands yeah I also let go the fact that Adam only did 26 push out
[00:17:33] bragging that he could do it hey hey Nick come on you did 27 you did 27 be
[00:17:40] fair be fair 26 all right I'm exaggerating the real number is 26 and a
[00:17:47] half what's that yeah yep we all saw it generously giving you an extra half
[00:17:52] push up yeah I gotta do my own push-ups after this though I won't make a
[00:17:57] spectacle of my good luck because it matters I didn't want to make it cut to
[00:18:00] the ground that's all you gotta do that down that's why I'm good at pushing
[00:18:03] up the gut yeah so I only have to go about half just sort of like dribbling
[00:18:12] like a fucking globe trotter yeah I feel up with air the Kirby
[00:18:20] damn I wish I wish I could get other people superpowers by eating them yeah
[00:18:25] that'd be cool who would you suck if you suck off yeah I guess I would suck off
[00:18:31] the guy who plays Thor to look like Thor okay what if you had someone's powers
[00:18:36] if you suck them off I guess that's pretty good that's the thing
[00:18:40] you'd have to suck to decorate their pussy so I guess I'd pick a jacked woman
[00:18:45] then I need her Kirby's just like a girl so like whoever he sucks off he
[00:18:50] like picks up there like hobbies and stuff
[00:18:56] Kirby's like no I've always like worn green hats with an L on them yeah it's
[00:19:04] I probably suck off like just like an NBA like a G League guy oh okay something
[00:19:12] low profile but I could dunk yeah yeah I just want a dunk yeah a twelfth man
[00:19:17] would be good yeah you know Judd Bushler yeah I would suck off like was that
[00:19:24] who's that guy that's on Toronto Derek Williams it's been on a hundred
[00:19:27] different teams he's on Toronto yeah he's got the lottery pick yeah I would
[00:19:31] suck off a lottery pick that never panned out that's pretty good you know
[00:19:34] you get a house she'll be asked about this you bet on yep is he out the league
[00:19:41] last time I checked I believe publicly state that you met him yeah I met him
[00:19:46] on some low-key Los Angeles business interesting some business get it yep
[00:19:52] business you know you were working at your work so the pictures and
[00:19:57] Adam's asshole yeah yeah delivered a 10 in the morning get those pics I gotta go
[00:20:05] up I'm trying to see this Polaroids I gotta go I got a couple of boys Adam's
[00:20:10] whole that makes sense basketball players can't admit their gay so they
[00:20:13] have they don't want to trace to their hard drive I was in his
[00:20:16] yeah Adam spent 93 to 97 getting turned out by every producer in the canyon
[00:20:23] but I was six to nine yeah just every every day just full leather outfits chains
[00:20:30] whips doing blow till six o'clock in the morning till he had enough and they
[00:20:34] moved back to South Dakota to get married to a trucker I remember that I was
[00:20:39] the prettiest girl I know I just hang out around the synagogue helping out
[00:20:44] pretty stable a little fat now I was the prom queen looks have faded yeah I
[00:20:49] had prom queen and I had like a pregnancy that I had terminated my senior
[00:20:54] year yeah and left home everyone said you should be a model so I moved to LA and
[00:20:59] there were some guys like I have modeling opportunities for you and then I got
[00:21:04] that was Jamell's dad you can picture asshole with him with this
[00:21:07] polo and I won't go up again and decades later Jamell's making money selling
[00:21:16] mmm polaroids of your cheek spread modeling opportunities is always a that's a
[00:21:21] code word for something that can't be good oh yeah the culture on the Craigslist
[00:21:26] no it's just a limo pulled up next to me I was like about to leave LA I know I'd
[00:21:31] like failed I was about to leave LA I was crying and then limo pulls up window
[00:21:36] goes down just a disembodied voice I didn't even face Jim carries the mask
[00:21:40] and he put his green dick and Adam's mouth stop man the cock just jumped out of
[00:21:46] the window into his mouth across the street Adam being raped in the back of a
[00:21:59] do you think smoking in the limo the whole time it is dick is just fucking you
[00:22:05] the mass estimate to 90 swing revival and popular culture yes yeah has to be
[00:22:15] right I got nothing else you see right cherry popping daddy's the only thing I
[00:22:19] think I'm trying to change yourself yeah getting I got a raise by Jim carry
[00:22:23] that's by the mask by the mask by Stanley ip shits or whatever his name is was
[00:22:30] that his name well not when he was wearing the mask then he just became the
[00:22:33] mask that's true mmm changes whole government the mask is a
[00:22:39] you become whatever the trickster God who's been ston
[00:22:58] these nuts yeah he quotes look on you guys give you all we all wear masks yeah I
[00:23:05] knew that cuz I know about the con yeah why though to impress my girlfriend
[00:23:10] yeah it doesn't work it doesn't work she's still not impressed yeah cuz she's
[00:23:14] too busy fucking the mask that now you're but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm
[00:23:22] but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm
[00:23:23] getting pussy is actually been fucking Ben Stein the whole time stole the
[00:23:30] mask from Jim carry and the mask coming back was a dream sequence that he used
[00:23:34] psychoanalysis to implant and Jim carries head well yeah Ben's so what has
[00:23:40] been Stein look like with the mask cuz the bad guys just like mask he is the
[00:23:44] mask that's the name of the Jim carry mass Stanley Ipshitz is having a fever
[00:23:48] dream in which he's not being cocked by by Ben Stein he has to pretend so there's
[00:23:54] no mask no what happens is is that Jim carry is a loser because the therapy
[00:24:00] because he can't fuck at his shitty bank job or the Ben Stein he's like this
[00:24:05] girl you want to have sex with what does she look like he's like oh she's
[00:24:08] Cameron Diaz yeah and then Ben Stein starts fucking her whoa Kerry has to
[00:24:15] pretend that the guy wore a mask to do it because he can't deal with the fact
[00:24:20] that Ben Stein is fucking pulling a more trim than interesting so the mask is
[00:24:25] Ben Stein the mask is Ben Stein Wow is the mask also take place in Miami no
[00:24:31] it's an fictional city called edge city where really never come
[00:24:38] is it actually it is edge city really but I'm bum bum but I thought that
[00:24:44] probably cuz ace Ventura was a spent turn Miami that's for sure okay because the
[00:24:50] dolphin got story oh right of course have you ever been to Miami I would love to
[00:24:56] go I've never been yeah feel like I would like it yeah you said you thought
[00:25:01] Scarlett Johansson would like you if we met I think I still think that no she
[00:25:06] would I still think if I met her and had a conversation with her off my we would
[00:25:09] buy your condensation I didn't say that I could fuck her there's no chance but I thought that's just worse than
[00:25:14] personality saying I think I could fuck Scarlett Johansson I think I could
[00:25:18] go testicle and fucking insane and saying I think she would I think she'd really dig
[00:25:23] me I think she would be really I think she would like me and think I was cool
[00:25:26] because what that what funny not only that fuck's her I'm charming but that she
[00:25:30] would want to funny but I'm charming right yeah yeah yeah I didn't say she would
[00:25:35] want to date me I said this out loud it was an internal thought we were at a
[00:25:38] mix yeah first of all I was on cocaine when I said no we're watching a boxing
[00:25:43] match we're watching the glovekin canelo triple G and I said when canelo was
[00:25:52] having said on under the influence of of cocaine but it was still do you feel
[00:25:57] that cocaine is really the mask that's what that movie's about is doing
[00:26:00] and the mask version of you is a guy who thinks he could be friends with a
[00:26:09] green face that thinks I could be friends with Scarlett Johansson not friends I
[00:26:14] wouldn't want to be friends with her I'm not friends with women just as a rule
[00:26:19] whatever man I can be lovers no you can't
[00:26:26] yeah I'm just friends with guys and gay guys I think Scarlett Johansson would
[00:26:30] respect me I didn't say she would respect guys you know something I was
[00:26:35] thinking about recently my pet Scarlett Johansson she would think I was a very
[00:26:40] respectable cool guy I didn't say yeah Adam what are you why are you telling us
[00:26:45] this are you telling us this extremely embarrassing internal thought what what
[00:26:52] celebrity do you think you would be friends with Nick or what who was
[00:26:56] celebrity how to celeb that would follow you on Instagram and you wouldn't have
[00:27:04] to follow him anything more than used to follow Nick on Twitter but then he
[00:27:08] killed himself yeah so I guess you could you went because you can't say him
[00:27:13] because he's dead though I was keeping him alive you were this family told me
[00:27:18] not to say that next tweet's about diarrhea we're keeping anything more
[00:27:23] than a once he stopped it was that was what was in the note was I wish Nick
[00:27:30] would say would almost say the why I want Twitter but he stopped doing that so
[00:27:35] now I'm gonna just hang myself after eating some foie gras goddamn what life
[00:27:42] is worth living yeah you know as originally there was Anthony poor brain
[00:27:45] and he was really bad sucking sucking cuffs yeah that's why poor brain that was
[00:27:56] his original name huh busts unknown we're here in Syria Al-Dusra fighters have
[00:28:05] crossed over the border and have joined up with Isis to you know do something and
[00:28:10] I'm sucking and I'm gonna give them I'm gonna suck them off man you think I'm
[00:28:15] not gonna say poor brain Anthony I want Anthony poor brain got some of that
[00:28:19] Anthony poor brain mm-hmm yep at the Chateau Marmont oh yeah can you guys
[00:28:26] think of an individual blowjob that was the best blowjob yes yes absolutely
[00:28:31] yes I can 2013 really yeah my was early what were the circumstances to some
[00:28:39] girl I met it like a bum ass bar show Mm-hmm in DC yes Virginia's is up I like
[00:28:46] George fucking Mason hell yeah and was it weird to a lot like Adam it might have
[00:28:53] I was gonna say it's Ward down yeah it was like Adam except her face was green
[00:29:13] it's exactly it's your wildest desires it's you but heightened there's just swing
[00:29:28] he's in a zoo he's out of pinstripe pants suit blowing guys but anyway she
[00:29:37] knows about to say that I gave him the best yeah so that's out of my life I think I was
[00:29:42] thank you about to get a couple man thanks bro
[00:29:47] what where where did it take but do you remember everything about do you
[00:29:51] remember like do you have memories from it I was at fucking romance place
[00:29:55] hell yeah I getting sucked off in Arlington yeah what does it come to
[00:30:00] romance house yeah there's just see it's just in the living room remains behind
[00:30:04] that computer being like you ever hear of Sega Genesis fuck a close yeah super
[00:30:12] closed yeah no that was a street fighter where you could play a sonic
[00:30:15] check out the check this out a picture of Sonic with muscles but he's a dragon
[00:30:21] yeah I'm the boss I remember he built he built his own console and they so into
[00:30:27] building cons with somebody stole it he was like live it he moved as soon as he
[00:30:31] moved to DC someone busted his window and took his custom console but left
[00:30:39] there was like there was like $2,000 in the car and like like we didn't man other
[00:30:44] shit really left everything but the console it was a hit yeah this is a
[00:30:49] hit yeah it's a black yeah I think he was fucking this girl and the girl took the
[00:30:53] console woman took a console I mean nothing else about it makes sense
[00:30:59] that's that's awesome so you were getting ahead and he was in the other room no he
[00:31:03] had left I was like dude what are you doing today I'm about to get a spot I got
[00:31:07] this poor prayer yeah I need to get some Anthony poor brains and he obliged me
[00:31:16] Jamil that I made with like drive you to spots but then I was his intern I was
[00:31:22] like his publicist it was it was that is true yeah working together but some
[00:31:27] people have just like friendships yeah excellent I'm very happy for you she
[00:31:36] was it was tight and I'll say this was the best head I would classify I've had
[00:31:42] head of that tear since yeah no disrespect yes to any poor brains I
[00:31:47] received after but that was like the first time it was sick and then afterwards
[00:31:52] blowjob no I was like the first time it was like really like it was
[00:31:56] transcended yeah yeah I was fully in there and then I was like damn that was
[00:32:00] great and she was like yeah I was like I used to be married and I got divorced
[00:32:04] like when I was married I never suck my husband and then as soon as we broke up
[00:32:08] she just became a love sucking dick super and I was like damn you're kind of
[00:32:12] this is like despicable okay yeah I don't right yeah but I'll read the
[00:32:19] benefits right here comes in he's just tired of shit and he's like taking his
[00:32:22] Goku costume oh hey man what's up long day long day Romaine is like
[00:32:29] like Goku he's a prototypical black nerd absolutely what does he what does he
[00:32:36] do during the day he does like computer stuff yeah big I t-shirt yeah like I
[00:32:41] remember he was doing like a graphic design for a bunch of people I was
[00:32:45] selling that outside Romaine yeah there is like a there's a powerlifting meat at
[00:32:49] the gym I go to and it's like a I mean like statewide there's like people who
[00:32:54] call come and then there some black nerd showed up literally dressed as Goku
[00:32:58] and like just destroyed everybody and like barely seemed like you knew what
[00:33:04] he was doing like 700 pounds that fucking rules shit did you how many
[00:33:12] times you get sucked off by this woman though
[00:33:15] definitely twice because I had the best the best whatever happened to me and it
[00:33:21] was that was it was like a it was like almost like a mirage I it only happened
[00:33:25] once that's all and I know you know it's like it's not a fella it was almost like
[00:33:31] I dreamed it yeah yeah and it was just a come- we kind of parted ways and salute
[00:33:37] to her out there enjoying her life think it did I ever tell you guys about the
[00:33:42] time I was doing the comic book shit at a like the conventions in DC I was doing
[00:33:48] a video for the fucking airport oh yeah I saw that in there the guy who was just
[00:33:53] like dark side who lost his kids this is older black dude dressed like he went
[00:34:06] all out on a dark side costume and like just in passing all I hear is him say I
[00:34:13] take all the pictures y'all want after I find my kids let me just find my kids
[00:34:24] just trying to keep getting stopped desperately yeah his casket was too good
[00:34:36] for the fun this was so good he lost custody of his children damn you really
[00:34:45] a bathroom with his kids how about a movie called the first suit of happiness and
[00:34:54] it's a furry convention and it's Will Smith it's like I just I'm just trying to
[00:34:58] feed my son and act like a fox that has sex one of the foxes yep that's it
[00:35:06] those are my receipt yeah he has to get fucked in a fox suit yeah the first
[00:35:10] suit of happiness I saw that playing at Reagan yo Reagan on mute there was one
[00:35:17] with you at a sneaker convention to yeah dude I was a dude I was running should
[00:35:20] be the man on the street man at back at jay walking for the airport I got paid
[00:35:24] in weed for that did you really buy the airport it was a production that's
[00:35:31] incredible they completely ripped you off yeah they probably got so much money
[00:35:34] they're all getting free flights like 10 miles
[00:35:42] yeah yes how much weed was it it was it was like no no it was actually it might
[00:35:48] have been something more in the quarter pound yeah it wasn't it was a decent
[00:35:54] amount of we production company have that much weed I think I know you're
[00:35:58] talking about yeah I remember that guy not gonna you know I don't know what's
[00:36:01] on whose book yeah yeah I love talking about you brought it up matters he brought
[00:36:08] up he brought up that he was in the airport yeah that's true I didn't know he was
[00:36:14] paid in weed which I think is yes you know we don't have any ads but come see
[00:36:21] us in Canada if you're there guys we will be there next week in motherfucking
[00:36:26] Toronto on the fifth on the 14th and then we added a show in Vancouver we sold
[00:36:33] out quick the Sunday night so we added a Monday night show so we got Toronto on
[00:36:38] the 15th we got Montreal on the 19th Ottawa on the 21st Vancouver now added
[00:36:43] on the 24th and Edmonton in the on the 26th and if you're in LA next Monday I
[00:36:49] will be there on the 10th at the lyric Hyperion hey we might even throw our
[00:36:54] pal Jamel up and if you're in the back you know and if you're in New York on
[00:36:59] the come to find my mom's yeah so we're by coastal this week you get your little
[00:37:03] fix for of the come boys whether you're in New York Skype you and you can Skype me
[00:37:07] in yeah sounds great yeah yeah yeah suck up our little commies I might come to LA
[00:37:15] hey fuck it do it well you go to the gallery oh the gallery I was a great
[00:37:23] move the judge out to Jamel by the way we should go the glacial gallery all yeah
[00:37:29] when you need a fat boy it's fat boy here they have a million they have like
[00:37:33] nine secret stores yeah nine sneaker stores and the Macy's clearance section
[00:37:38] is beautiful benefiting the big and you're all scumblin son we gotta go I used to
[00:37:42] work right now there oh really yeah Johnny's pizzeria yeah nice oh shit is that
[00:37:49] where that guy almost sucked you off or whatever Glendale or media some guy some
[00:37:53] guy came in at a tornado he's like how much for a pizza but I'm bum bum bum
[00:38:00] I just remembered Adam the mask is a good thing yeah that's pretty funny for
[00:38:13] me as the guy who got sucked off in that bit I loved it
[00:38:22] I bet you I bet you ask Adam could probably finish 25 pushups
[00:38:26] I did 31 instead of doing 20 said that I know I was on the knees and into
[00:38:36] girl style look at him we also you alright next being facetious we also you
[00:38:41] do 27 push-up it wasn't 27 nixa 29 after I finished as a bit now you guys are
[00:38:47] first I said 29 it was 30 guess you just gaslighting again yeah did you know you
[00:38:52] know what you do gaslight a lot man no you gas let no you gaslight you make me
[00:38:58] feel like I'm so crazy you make me feel like crazy like your loco like make me
[00:39:05] feel local you make me feel local oh fuck I forgot I didn't tell you guys
[00:39:09] Jamel and I were doing this in in Williamsburg the other day we're doing
[00:39:12] Mexican guys talking about being local yeah you know my friend Adam he's like a
[00:39:18] like a crazy twisty clown they love that shit they love clowns and
[00:39:24] jokers it's pretty tight my cousin we call him Joker Joker's wild yeah dude the
[00:39:29] fucking I know it's like it's like clowns to the left of me jokers to the
[00:39:33] right that's so true and here I am stuck in the middle with dudes no there it is
[00:39:39] and that's how you cap it off you ever do you don't get sick from that because I
[00:39:43] know you'd be farting in mics a lot does that does anything ever happen no
[00:39:46] stop never been sick in my life I have a perfect to me I'm so powerful yeah me
[00:39:50] too I got a core is like yeah I got activated right now I got dark magic dark
[00:39:56] dark spirits to protect me this dark spirits
[00:40:01] I don't want any dog off in the dark wolf crows the eagles
[00:40:10] spreads many moons have passed since I saw my chemical romance at Ozfest I am
[00:40:20] not okay I'm okay I'm not okay they laugh because I'm different and I laugh
[00:40:25] at them because they're all the same because they paint with all the colors
[00:40:29] of the wind and I think that the colors of death
[00:40:38] to accurate some would say yeah chief gets no head that's why I said yeah
[00:40:45] cheap invaders and yeah cheap invaders damn they left it like she's so random
[00:40:54] and she's a good call me that's my brother sitting bull I'm doom penguin
[00:41:01] taught him to a handball in the box in the first minute oh shit fuck off
[00:41:06] spruce all right right I'll tell you this is like Saturday oh yeah that's true a
[00:41:15] lot of sport a lot of sport we love I saw a guy yesterday I was at the bar and
[00:41:21] he had the font on his phone up so high that I could I wasn't trying to fucking
[00:41:26] read his shit but he had this font like old people shit he was texting I saw a
[00:41:30] taxi got from it just said Janelle and it said I want to have sex with you
[00:41:34] right now I want to fuck you right now and he just takes it back oh yeah and
[00:41:41] then he just stayed in the bar for four hours
[00:41:45] me dude that guy fucking rule that's a move yeah that's a power move oh yeah boy
[00:41:53] oh yeah yeah and then I said this is responding to shit like that with lol
[00:41:58] damn wow I think I've actually done that I've done that a million times yeah I
[00:42:08] did it more times yeah but then I fucked them yeah but I've done it even
[00:42:12] but then I also yeah but you know what I did it more than I'm thinking about it
[00:42:15] now I've probably done it more times but I did it first so yeah you're not even
[00:42:21] part of this well I never actually you've never done it I didn't even do it one
[00:42:26] time I wanted to firefight next for old people no I had a two-way baby you have
[00:42:31] a phone that goes around your neck I had a two-way pager I got the
[00:42:35] key store no no I don't and you know that's not true and you know that's a
[00:42:41] visual bit that I can't prove isn't true so why is it around your neck right
[00:42:46] yeah why not around my neck are you wearing a baby phone around your neck
[00:42:48] for emergency is that a baby was that was a Fisher prices for a dog the
[00:42:54] doubt sir the jokes are for adults did that weigh you down a sure you can only
[00:42:57] do 24 push-ups it was not 24 so that was a 31 push-ups now no you didn't I've
[00:43:04] been film all of it like I would have had good evidence for you but I started
[00:43:08] filming the cat I filmed it so no problem we have it all we have
[00:43:12] own 24 push-ups but yeah man I love that guy like I was incredible he was like a
[00:43:18] little he was like a skinny little African guy with fucked up teeth to like I
[00:43:23] did not get him see him for the pussy getting type right but then I suppose
[00:43:26] we don't know what Janelle looked like but Janelle it seems like a hot name
[00:43:30] Janelle is a hot name that was what it's about to say yeah but it's
[00:43:34] like to put my money on I was you know it was 11 years old
[00:43:39] oh yeah oh yeah seven years to catch a predator stingrayed yeah poor fellow
[00:43:46] well maybe maybe there was something weird because I he like he looked at me
[00:43:50] and I was smiling so hard I couldn't fucking help myself he did it for you
[00:43:54] and and then I was like I was like dude I'm sorry I didn't mean to see read
[00:43:57] anything but it looks like you got a nice night ahead oh so he knew you read
[00:44:02] and you interacted with him well after no no he didn't know I was behind his
[00:44:06] shoulder but then he looked at me and he saw me smiling they talked to me and I
[00:44:10] was like dude it looks like you got you know it didn't mean to do it whatever
[00:44:12] and then but then he played it off like he didn't even send it he was like no I
[00:44:16] don't wait he's like ah he's like why tell me I'm gonna have a nice night it
[00:44:19] looks like you're gonna have a nice night you with your girl I was like but
[00:44:23] you just he he tried he tried to gaslight me maybe he was a virgin he was
[00:44:27] afraid about losing his virginity he was pretty much pressure on him left him
[00:44:30] right there's so much gaslighting now Trump is gaslighting the whole world
[00:44:34] you're doing it all that's what I said you're also I'm not gaslighting the whole
[00:44:38] world you guys are in a text group text chat yeah oh yeah Jamil we found out
[00:44:42] last episode and you know this because you're in it oh that the whole world is
[00:44:46] on a group thread oh fuck about how Adams dick is smaller than an ox core
[00:44:51] then anything I had to turn off the notifications everyone everyone's like
[00:45:08] don't go like boom boom in our back score don't get it oh man oh fuck what a
[00:45:21] what a fun time great time dude yes Adam you know your tiny penis is valid though
[00:45:29] it is sir that's what I'll say all I'm looking for is validity to be validated
[00:45:34] and some fluidity one nothing to get pissed to get pissed in the face what
[00:45:43] else what else is in the damn news I had listen I came through with that one
[00:45:49] guy's anecdote yeah it was hard yeah Jamil and I told the story that
[00:45:55] annoying Jewish lady take her to the ovens right well damn damn sorry I don't
[00:46:01] know about that I didn't mean to go so hard yeah well you did you actually did
[00:46:08] I've been seeing a lot of guys with a doo rags listening to Cardi B since I've
[00:46:13] been here yep feels good that's what's up with me there's a whole movement what
[00:46:17] about make the stallion army come on another hot lady that was the wraps and
[00:46:22] I'd like to have sex with yeah she's a stallion but that's a male horse no no
[00:46:26] no it's a big fine woman yeah why would she call herself a man's up everyone
[00:46:30] knows a stallion is a tall girl with big ass titties and a fat ass no it's not
[00:46:34] it's a male horse no they're back for them you're really embarrassing yourself
[00:46:39] right now why would you call yourself the male kind of the horse oh my god
[00:46:43] they've been here a hot chance I've had sex with a stallion no I haven't had sex
[00:46:48] with stallion yeah you have Sylvester Stallone is the Italian what okay the
[00:46:53] Italian Rocky the Italian Italian Rocky ever knows that
[00:46:58] he's classic nickname more gaslighting more gaslighting gaslight gaslight gaslight
[00:47:05] gaslight gaslight gaslight the last night first of all Stallone wasn't even in
[00:47:08] that movie yeah dude he's not in the gaslight so now who's gaslight no you're
[00:47:13] gaslighting me because he's the Italian stallion everyone knows that and it's
[00:47:17] because he's the male kind of horse dude chill out okay I'm just a Italian kind
[00:47:22] of he's the horse that's literally what Italian stallion means it's an Italian
[00:47:27] version of a horse I thought a stallion is a guy horse no if it was then he would
[00:47:31] be called the male stallion no that's what I'm doing so what's a female horse
[00:47:38] called a mayor yeah Megan the mayor yeah well it made more sense ew shut up dude
[00:47:45] Megan the thoroughbreds right so that's not gens thoroughbred is another one
[00:47:49] people call hot girls say girls she's got legs like a thoroughbred but
[00:47:53] Stallion is I only know that from Las Vegas vacation
[00:47:57] when a rusty looks at his sister in that dress and she's like I didn't and
[00:48:01] rusty goes I don't know my sister had legs like a thoroughbred he wanted to
[00:48:06] fuck his sister there's like a moment where Rusty's thinking about fucking
[00:48:08] his sister who please rusty in that one one of the quades no Las Vegas vacation
[00:48:15] was a big deal for me growing up I saw that movie all the damn time Randy
[00:48:19] quaid very funny hard penis all I ever want he tried to go fishing at the Hoover
[00:48:24] Dam penis every day in my ass hard penis all Adam's favorite movie was a
[00:48:29] national and Poon's province town vacation oh the gay town on the card yeah
[00:48:34] in case people didn't know that regionally and they live maybe in Australia
[00:48:39] a different country that's a gay town it's the gay town in Cape Cod you guys
[00:48:44] were wondering yeah it's a vacation Chevy Chase took by himself when he told his
[00:48:48] family was on a work trip honey I found this mask
[00:48:55] Chevy Chase that's just my lipstick vacation gas
[00:49:04] rusty come on don't embarrass me in front of the locals suck this man's penis
[00:49:09] everyone's gay vacation age hasn't been discovered yet vacation this
[00:49:18] communities about to be ravaged but for now it's just party time what was that gay
[00:49:25] DMX shoot oh yeah well in belly the scene in belly where he has the gun and he's
[00:49:30] pointing it at that guy and he's like take your clothes off take your clothes
[00:49:33] off and everyone's like what are you doing that scene is so confusing yeah
[00:49:37] because he wanted to he wanted to sexually humiliate the other guy but it
[00:49:41] kind of was like he was trying to see the guys did not yet DMX's character in
[00:49:44] belly is for sure he's like well he just and a pedophile he's so dumb that doesn't
[00:49:49] know he's gay yeah yeah he sounds like somebody I know who don't worry
[00:49:58] put up but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm not I'm excited for the road
[00:50:14] boys yeah some laughs in Australia definitely at my expense a lot of those
[00:50:21] times no yeah that time Nick and that was one of the funnies things I've
[00:50:27] ever experienced smell it got him must have been seven times it was insane
[00:50:36] like but like the first time I work on his set like walk up
[00:50:43] and I get him and he's got a moleskin out yeah he just did not see it coming
[00:50:50] anytime I walked into it every single time it was like so Bob with the Rick
[00:50:54] that's pretty good like the manager I had to leave because he was laughing yeah
[00:50:57] yeah yeah the road manager was laughing Josh out to Josh we're about to be
[00:51:02] reunited we're about to see me Canada yeah it was nice seeing Josh like come
[00:51:06] around the idea of being mean to you yeah yeah I took him not long at all listen
[00:51:09] five farts in a row in someone's face you're gonna laugh at first he was like
[00:51:13] guys why he's something he'd have no he was being professional yeah it's like
[00:51:17] I understand this is their dynamic and I'm not I should when you were doing
[00:51:20] San Frangelico guy after that show Josh had like no idea he like looked at me
[00:51:24] he's like what I'm like it's like a guy that thinks the city is Italian but
[00:51:28] he's but it's not Italian at all and he just started dying of laughing but he
[00:51:33] didn't know like the reference point as a New Zealand what known from Australia
[00:51:38] is heard of San Francisco yeah they they don't know what it is Adam has to
[00:51:41] educate all of them no he likes going to these other places so he can be the
[00:51:45] smartest man in Australia well that's like have you ever heard of Chicago
[00:51:49] that's not you they're smarter guys yeah in Australia yeah who's smarter Eric
[00:51:54] Bandon yep Eric Bandon he's not that smart um Matthew Delafidova
[00:52:01] Eric Deli is smarter than you Dela Delafus paddy Mills is almost as smart as me but
[00:52:06] not all racist Nicole Kidman is almost as hot as me it's crazy her pussy's almost
[00:52:12] as wet as crazy as she used to be Australian I know that happens to all
[00:52:15] Australians when they move here they lose the accent it's like no I guess
[00:52:18] someone talk retarded anymore yeah he's an Australian country singer that's
[00:52:24] fucked up yeah he sings American consulting it's it's insulting we should
[00:52:28] fuck him up we should steal our art you know that's our car all urban no you see
[00:52:34] the end movies anymore oh yes he was in Thor Ragnarok he's in dread to yeah
[00:52:39] dude dread was sick I'm so glad I watch that he stars in dread the new
[00:52:44] dread yeah but that's kind of a shitty one to starring because you don't see
[00:52:47] your face whoa you see his mouth you seem scowling yeah yeah he's a good
[00:52:52] mouth actor your terminated bitch did you like his mouth fuck you well he's
[00:52:57] act we've got three faggots on love for the mouth we've got a green faggot on
[00:53:16] you were charged with 36 counts of sexual assault against males but only 21
[00:53:20] counts of doing push-ups your son no no no I did 31 push-ups judge stavros
[00:53:29] please shoot him in the fucking face no you shoot me in the dick for that
[00:53:33] everyone knows that don't do they you'd like that you would know you'd like to
[00:53:38] watch that's what you'd like it too much very open
[00:53:42] coming up on his visor yeah but I go by whoo-dye small dick you'd like it too
[00:53:49] much because it would technically be a man touching your penis don't shoot him
[00:53:52] the dick I'll love it that's a good crossover rookie don't shoot him in the
[00:54:11] grass under no sir do you shoot his ass real shit sit your gun to set your ammo to pussy simulator
[00:54:22] shoot him shoot him shoot him with a super-sugar full of pussy shoot him shoot him with
[00:54:43] like an arm civil rights gay by a fucking arms that's not a restaurant that's so we shall
[00:54:48] have a fire department that's like as a police brutality they bring my gay man
[00:54:58] back in back in Alabama in the in the spring gay man with pussy juice you have a
[00:55:06] civil right to die waterport them with pussy juice oh shit oh man that's some of
[00:55:17] the wildest shit I've ever heard listen shit fuck you we have three seconds to
[00:55:21] tell me where the mask is or I'll fill your nasal cavity with pussy juice keep
[00:55:29] your eye on his dick make sure it doesn't come anywhere near my ass you get my
[00:55:34] six right you just got the bendy long mask you remember his dick is made out of
[00:55:40] cartoons rookie keep an eye on my six on his cartoon decade
[00:55:48] anywhere in my ass that would be an awesome crossover just the obvious gay
[00:55:59] mask versus the super serious dread mmm super live that randomly was making me
[00:56:05] think you guys ever heard anybody have a open dick casket you shoot at him in
[00:56:11] the face yep open dick is exposed I want a glory I I want a glory whole
[00:56:17] casket hard to make it if you want yeah you could make it loaded up yeah you
[00:56:23] could make it die hard but it's not rigor word is sets in and your dick
[00:56:28] you pick I a motherfucker yeah it's stiff but it's soft if it's rigor
[00:56:36] mortise you want it hard I want it right before I die I'm gonna jack off yeah
[00:56:41] right I'm about to come and I shoot myself in the head drag it off his
[00:56:45] dick is hard yeah it's because he's fucking dead
[00:56:51] you have to learn the difference rookie a lot of these gay guys go around hard
[00:56:59] but dead guys are also hard one way to figure out which ones are which I
[00:57:05] dreads universal a gay guys get hard mmm in mega city one no one has sex except
[00:57:13] gay guys yes yes movies awesome it rocks cock is just five guys speeding down a
[00:57:30] freeway having sex with each other like fuck we got a judge on our ass dispatch
[00:57:44] I got four people who's really like huffing come up and see going just doing
[00:57:54] poppers just doing it's going to his brain and just boom asshole dilates and
[00:58:01] fucking 60 frames per second I've got four homos in a fan northbound on
[00:58:09] your state they've gone into the peaches projects pursuing on foot be
[00:58:20] careful dread they're very gay right now copy they're incredibly horny copy
[00:58:29] oh fuck oh yeah I love that that's a really good one yes sir yes sir well well
[00:58:41] good bye everybody we do a little longer what do you do what do you do
[00:58:48] usually what about like a hour doing hour somewhere between hour and hour
[00:58:52] twenty yeah I'm just like if we're not feeling over doing our man I'm physically
[00:58:59] exhausted that fucking gay judge dretchet took a lot of it was a good bit I was a
[00:59:03] good old bit yeah Nixon and ice bath right now recovering yeah sometimes it
[00:59:08] goes too hard my liver hurts from saying gay shit
[00:59:14] fuck well what should we do in Canada Jamal have you ever been to Canada no
[00:59:20] I mean go straight for the poo team it's trash dude poo tea trash yeah I had a
[00:59:26] that hurt I was up there a couple weeks ago oh that's right mr. I'm over
[00:59:30] wet fries already been decayed yeah yeah I'll give you fries your experience
[00:59:34] mr. Scarlett Johansson would want to don't bring that up again why it's an
[00:59:39] embarrassing thing I said when I was on drugs all right people say embarrassing
[00:59:43] things on drugs all the time you said you're on Toronto next week well next
[00:59:47] week from when this comes out you're gonna try to just hold after I mean fuck
[00:59:51] you're gonna try to go to like like game six oh well we be there no I think the
[00:59:57] finals be over hang on back up well I don't know the 15th what's today the
[01:00:03] first the first it could be weeks it might be in Golden State still it's two
[01:00:09] three two let's see okay guys we're gonna do we're gonna spend five
[01:00:14] thousand dollars on finals to use I literally would I can't any works my
[01:00:19] cards doesn't even know it's like I'm gonna kick y'all out soon as they put
[01:00:22] Adam on the case game that'll be live all right game three is Wednesday the
[01:00:28] fifth game four is the seventh game 10th or game is on June 10th game five is
[01:00:37] on June 10 damn damn game six is on the 13th that's close so it games oh fuck
[01:00:48] game seven will be in Canada if there is one but we'll be in Montreal I think
[01:00:52] fuck are we gonna be going up against fuck what are we much but Montreal doesn't
[01:00:56] give a fuck they're like French dude no we we will be we will be in Toronto
[01:01:03] for game seven day of game seven and we don't have a show actually will be
[01:01:08] we're so yeah no we're traveling that day those tickets are a million dollars
[01:01:13] but it's an option yeah but a million loonies dude game seven it is there's
[01:01:18] no way we can afford you can move aloney I'll be crazy how much you think it
[01:01:22] would cost I mean over like 500 600 bucks for nose please that's not bad I
[01:01:28] would pay you think for nose please I don't think I think it costs more than
[01:01:30] that you think to get into the fucking for game seven yeah I don't know I mean
[01:01:37] if there is a if there is one that'll be cool that'll be in in Canada it'll be
[01:01:42] so cool fuck we gotta go to Jerad's gonna be fun as fuck you guys are gonna
[01:01:46] crush it out there get some flannels you know we need we need tuxedos dude for
[01:01:53] our shows especially the one in Toronto that we're doing is in like a
[01:01:56] historic it's in like they do like Broadway and like Shakespeare and shit
[01:02:01] there seriously no it's like this giant beautiful 900 seater what yeah
[01:02:07] they're gonna have you fucking idiots come in there until everybody how gay
[01:02:12] Adam is yeah basically for money for money I'm having trouble booking the UK
[01:02:21] and just be so funny just go to the UK and like you know they're used to just
[01:02:25] dog shit like you know and then my father molested me and that's when I
[01:02:29] learned how to dance oh it's Adam but he's gay but then it's spider-man and the
[01:02:41] webs rat coming out of his ass the webs and dr. octopus actually back
[01:02:47] the box bring back the quayo dances yeah that one man review yeah it's all about
[01:02:57] well their stand-up sucks but they're like TV shows are pretty funny damn what
[01:03:02] what name one that's some serious insight name what what they have so many good
[01:03:08] like fucking comedy the office dr. who okay fucking brass eye look who's look
[01:03:15] who's what's bros all the cars eating the other part with serious the day today
[01:03:20] favorite what a what a lovely quaff you have today I've never seen I honestly
[01:03:26] don't want the well sleep always just my favorite he chose my favorites that
[01:03:30] come ever he shows really good you got me there little ninnies they're good at
[01:03:34] like they're good at satire and they're good at like sitcoms to friendly
[01:03:39] grandstand up but also there was there's have you seen my dick have you seen
[01:03:44] yes I grew up watching fucking Hyacinth also what's that you grew up watching
[01:03:52] that show to the Hyacinth show we have nothing in common no Nick now he's acting
[01:03:56] like he didn't watch it wait are you talking about there was some shitty
[01:03:59] shows though on PBS to keeping up appearances yeah it doesn't suck it doesn't
[01:04:04] suck as a little kid I hated it's absolutely I've numerous times cited it is
[01:04:09] one of the greatest television shows of all time but in this instance it's
[01:04:12] now it's just way way way it is one of the best it comes out is that the one
[01:04:16] where they're in a hotel no no that's faulty towers he's in there's a
[01:04:19] heisenter heisenter's served as one of the best the best characters heiss is
[01:04:23] amazing who's heiss is the from the king of appearances yeah is either is he
[01:04:28] no it's a it's a middle-class woman that's just like she has heirs and grace
[01:04:32] she's a snobby bucket but she pronounced the browns okay and she's like a
[01:04:38] shame to her white trash family and what's the show in a mall faulty towers are
[01:04:45] you being served are you being served yeah is that one good no no no are you
[01:04:49] being served is amazing because I remember seeing that as a kid and being
[01:04:52] like that shows sucks acid I tried to like cuz I liked fucking keeping up
[01:04:56] appearances so much that I would watch fucking yeah are you being served and
[01:05:00] like this is garb I'm a hotel one John please yeah exactly like it was it was
[01:05:06] like a just like basic sitcom seemed kind of dumb to me as a child it was kind of
[01:05:12] dumb they had like this foreigner but I love them as their but all the families
[01:05:16] based on a British show I love Mr. Bean though all the families like probably
[01:05:21] the best television now that their TV shows are good because of Mr. Bean yes
[01:05:26] okay mr. Bean's hilarious remember when he has to go to bed so you choose the
[01:05:32] light dude that's one of the smartest things I'm funny Adam could never come
[01:05:39] up with something like that or think of it I fucking doesn't speak that's a
[01:05:44] big part of the show I remember that probably went over Adam's head do you
[01:05:48] remember his I love that comedy special on HBO no I didn't want to ruin
[01:05:52] I know my it was pretty fucking cool was it good he had this bit where he was
[01:05:57] playing drums and you didn't say a single thing it was all sound effects it was
[01:06:01] pretty is pretty if it's mr. Bean I mean I I'm saying this based on like I
[01:06:05] thought it was tight when I was 11 so I don't know if it's cool I'm gonna
[01:06:07] rewatch the mr. Bean movie yeah did you know multiple I thought no I remember
[01:06:13] I remember the mr. Bean movie coming out and then he's in that other one Johnny
[01:06:17] English fucking way plays Mr. Bean yeah you know he's had to have fucked before
[01:06:23] you know Ron Atkinson yeah you imagine being that woman just thinking
[01:06:26] getting all over yeah I like that he has like the same mannerisms as Kurt
[01:06:39] Matt's girl that is true yeah Kurt has all of mr. Bean's mannerisms maybe mr. Bean
[01:06:45] has a big ass dick too yeah he has to that's why he doesn't need to speak
[01:06:49] that's true yeah he probably let's as hard-ass long-ass English before you
[01:06:54] yeah for sure that is so fucking true yeah damn what else is in the news um
[01:07:02] do you see that Philippines guys say he used to be gay to tear tear oh yeah he
[01:07:08] rules that Trump loves him too he said his opponent has gay mannerisms and that
[01:07:15] he used to be like his opponent but he cured himself whoa whoa pretty awesome
[01:07:20] he's basically saying he used to be gay yeah yeah dude trying to get you trust me
[01:07:24] I know yeah I used to be like that he Murphy trading places that guy's gay I
[01:07:29] know because I used to be gay it's so awesome can't go easy on these guys
[01:07:33] Coleman that's true yeah although I saw trading places recently I didn't think
[01:07:38] it held up for room I just thought I remember the two it was too slow the
[01:07:42] titties formative titties mine you mentally held up yeah those were some
[01:07:47] fat yummies dude I mean yeah Jamie Lee Curtis in fact let me just Google the
[01:07:53] titties from that Jamie Lee Curtis why do people say she had a dick because she
[01:07:58] had short hair that's it hmm jinx by the way well done jinx personal jinx
[01:08:03] do you remember that scene in same lies
[01:08:06] or Arnold makes her strip no nobody does suit Jamie Lee was Curtis nobody
[01:08:13] remembers these only you did you thought you had a dick and that was when you
[01:08:17] were just a fan of you know you can't like oh boy finally I have had this
[01:08:21] fantasy about a woman with big tits but she's got a dick instead and oh yeah
[01:08:27] answer dude Jamie these are some fucking nice oh yeah great cans yeah the kid
[01:08:33] like to see no no that's real that's real business how funny is that that
[01:08:37] you're like this incredibly hot woman and then all of these children are
[01:08:41] calling you are her mafry that's what I'm saying he's like children that don't
[01:08:44] know what horny is they're like she's a trans for a cock and she's like what
[01:08:50] you talking about I have juicy tits you know exposing herself world-class titties
[01:08:56] yeah these are incredible yeah some perfect yeah this is a perfect
[01:09:03] yeah I'm drunk horn honk if you want honk if you're horny and like a titties and I
[01:09:10] worked with love to drive my tractor trailer directly through any parade
[01:09:14] to get to her oh man to state you why do you have to bring terrorism I'm the
[01:09:20] same what I would do I would run over I would drive I was 25 infidels I would
[01:09:27] do 110 right through the middle of Charlottesville not stopping to get a
[01:09:33] moment to honk at those just a hon just a I'm gonna keep looking at other
[01:09:41] just to give a couple of toots on the old challenger horn I used to work at a
[01:09:47] trust truck stop and I always thought I was gonna see like wild like ratchet
[01:09:52] like white bitch titties but it never happened that's it just be like truckers
[01:09:57] throwing out like ziplock bags of piss respect wait you never saw a lot lizard
[01:10:02] now I'm looking at someone named Patricia Ferranelle who was in playboy in the
[01:10:08] 80s it looks like and she has huge tits just in general just by comparison damn
[01:10:13] those are some damn those are massive cat look check out Patricia Ferranelle
[01:10:18] classic classic boobs kitty look at them tits cat look at that Wow I wonder if
[01:10:23] she did point on just and everyone's tuning in to me getting ready to jump
[01:10:31] there's your pussy nice somebody's here for that yeah for you preparing to jack
[01:10:37] off yeah me just getting my entire my jack off affairs in order to just Betty
[01:10:42] right damn this lady is unbelievable good thing I have bust a little nutter
[01:10:49] Reno earlier today or else I would be a fully hard right now be a mess hey
[01:10:55] got on sweats come on man is that why you wear sweats to these yeah dude we're
[01:11:08] sweats every day because he needs an elastic band yeah I get that I've been
[01:11:13] in sweat I only wore jeans once I was a whole trip I only wear jeans at
[01:11:16] business meetings and funerals dude these are my since my dress jeans my
[01:11:21] dress these are my dress dungardies I always thought it was so it was so lame
[01:11:26] how like when you when people in the military go to formal events they have
[01:11:30] to put on their fancy military uniform address that was lame that the troops
[01:11:34] protect us no you said you want to challenge any veteran to watch I've gone
[01:11:39] on the record saying that before that I've never respected a troop what about
[01:11:44] the ad was pretty cool considering it you know what we just had Memorial Day
[01:11:50] yeah I respect the dead ones not the cowards who lived like who named one
[01:11:56] dead one a dead troop John McCain did you respect
[01:12:02] who's Patricia Farron Peter Henry oh Ron Hubbard he didn't die as a troop
[01:12:09] yeah he did he was wearing the outfit so he's in if you make your own Navy you're
[01:12:17] still a troop that's true that's cool you guys remember that these are true
[01:12:21] that Elrond Hubbard started Scientology because the regular Navy wasn't gay
[01:12:24] enough yeah that's actually I've found a video of Patricia Farron just watching
[01:12:30] a video on that sister come on what she do the hell daddy Farron Ellie you
[01:12:36] described the porn you don't even get your browser on private
[01:12:40] listen to these teams go to the fucking Commodore yeah just keep fucked to the
[01:12:45] comment I directed this video and do it before it does a good music choice thanks
[01:12:51] man do you remember when Eminem had that porn star is music video they have a baby
[01:13:03] man starting with baby baby this goes to her being fucking I think she's just
[01:13:19] a friend of hers took a pic of her okay let's see your pussy please damn she's
[01:13:25] like cooking with her family yeah I'm about to add that Commodore's
[01:13:35] yeah let me see don't show them oh quick and rule
[01:13:39] oh she's she's got a good attitude yeah you're as a bad attitude who I know
[01:13:47] that's what shit she's jacking that's why you need an attitude adjustment I
[01:13:51] don't even attitude adjustment I'll adjust that attitude you will do
[01:13:54] nothing in this sort you need a judge you'll get your job adjusted all the way
[01:13:57] into the back of your fucking skull I don't understand that word come anywhere
[01:14:00] music change how could you get my job what's going on now this is a little more
[01:14:07] pornographic I feel I like the Commodore's as much as anybody but lady gives
[01:14:13] it this is bizarre I thought I was gonna see her jacking off but now she's
[01:14:18] eating dinner with her family bro oh and now she's naked again this the same
[01:14:31] show this is what we've been doing for the last two and a half years of our lives
[01:14:43] yeah we've got other shit you're engaged yeah I've learned Mandarin
[01:14:51] oh I've got that's actually huge oh my god all right I gotta stop this anyway
[01:14:58] folks this is off show us shows of what percent I can see it through your pencil
[01:15:02] but no I'm not hard he's poked out we got we're ready to go yeah that was
[01:15:08] listen guys so see us in Canada see me in LA and also check out Patricia
[01:15:12] Fair and Ellie's playboy playmate miss December 1981 if you want to jack off
[01:15:17] to the kind of stuff I'm into thank you to Jamel non-profit comic on the
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