[00:00:00] All right.

[00:00:02] We're fucking, we're sucking.

[00:00:04] We're getting our little hogs absolutely ran through the mud.

[00:00:09] I'm trying to dip my boss hog in the mud.

[00:00:13] That's what I call having anal sex.

[00:00:15] I would actually like to fuck the mud.

[00:00:18] I want to fuck the mud.

[00:00:19] Make the finger pussy out the mud.

[00:00:21] I've been living out here.

[00:00:22] Yeah boy, I'm telling you, I'll give me make a pussy out of mud.

[00:00:25] Boy, I've been out here fucking the mud since I was two.

[00:00:29] I ain't survive off nothing but crawdads and all the calm people be living in the mud.

[00:00:35] I drink the calm for protein.

[00:00:37] Thank you very much.

[00:00:38] That is a guy who...

[00:00:41] Fucks mud.

[00:00:43] Well, a guy who fucks mud and then the guy who drinks the mud to survive.

[00:00:48] Might have been Pierre St. Pierre, I don't know.

[00:00:50] Who knows?

[00:00:51] Well, we got Adam here who's changed his name to Kiki.

[00:00:55] Kiki.

[00:00:56] Kiki.

[00:00:57] After you love me.

[00:00:59] Legendary Nick, Kiki Vendaway.

[00:01:01] Don't talk about the Knicks man.

[00:01:03] We don't want to talk basketball.

[00:01:05] We recently have found out that the nets have absolutely turbo-cucked the Knicks.

[00:01:09] Also both Kyrie and Duran and I'm sad.

[00:01:12] Yeah, it's free agency Sunday.

[00:01:15] Yeah, so we got the ticker on.

[00:01:17] Nick is the most invested in and out of all of us.

[00:01:19] Nick's got the Wojmoms coming through on alerts.

[00:01:23] Nick, where do you think Kawhi Leonard's going Nick?

[00:01:26] He's going Nick.

[00:01:27] France.

[00:01:28] He's going to go to France.

[00:01:29] He's going to have a nice vacation in Paris.

[00:01:32] We were just there, I think.

[00:01:34] Were we?

[00:01:35] I think we were.

[00:01:36] No, we were in Montreal.

[00:01:37] Montreal, Paris.

[00:01:38] Montreal.

[00:01:39] And here's what I thought of...

[00:01:41] Actually, I liked Montreal, but here's what I thought of Ottawa.

[00:01:44] Yep.

[00:01:45] I agree.

[00:01:46] I had a piece of shit down.

[00:01:47] I have fun in Ottawa.

[00:01:49] What did we do?

[00:01:50] Actually, you know what?

[00:01:51] All I did was take an edible and go to bed.

[00:01:53] Yeah, you were going to bed at like 7pm.

[00:01:55] It fell asleep at 8.30pm.

[00:01:56] Nick and I went to Walmart in the middle of the night.

[00:01:59] I was jealous.

[00:02:00] That honestly sounded like a funny thing.

[00:02:02] We were playing catch with the balls and the sports equipment department.

[00:02:05] I loved doing that, dude.

[00:02:06] Was there anything funner as a child then going to fucking sports authority and shooting hoops

[00:02:10] indoors?

[00:02:11] Yeah, but it would always suck when they had like that like the net on top of the...

[00:02:16] Fuck, he's like going to sports authority and just curl the 50 pound weight one time and

[00:02:20] you're like, why don't I just do this instead of going to the gym?

[00:02:24] I was just like, I can work out for free and sports authority.

[00:02:28] Like they wouldn't start recognizing you?

[00:02:31] Yeah.

[00:02:32] You think one curl?

[00:02:33] Can I do one curl and just be jacked?

[00:02:35] One a day?

[00:02:36] One a day, dude.

[00:02:38] Yeah.

[00:02:39] That's like one of those, you know, it's like me.

[00:02:40] Every day you just do tee and push up.

[00:02:43] That's how I stay in shape.

[00:02:44] Say, really?

[00:02:45] Just guys that are naturally jacked.

[00:02:46] Yeah.

[00:02:47] Are you guys talking about black guys?

[00:02:48] No, I was talking about a guy that's deaf.

[00:02:50] Oh.

[00:02:51] That's what he sounds like.

[00:02:52] That's why he says me and me.

[00:02:53] Yeah.

[00:02:54] No, me and I can't hurt shit.

[00:02:56] And I'll be lip reading, you know, a deaf non-black guy from the bay.

[00:03:03] No.

[00:03:04] No.

[00:03:05] Not from the bay.

[00:03:06] I'm from Norfolk, Virginia.

[00:03:09] My ass is from Norfolk.

[00:03:12] I'm trying to go to the bay, dude.

[00:03:14] Norfolk.

[00:03:15] What?

[00:03:16] I'm trying to go to the bay.

[00:03:17] The Virginia Tide Water Bay.

[00:03:18] The Virginia Tide Water Bay.

[00:03:19] I want to go.

[00:03:20] No, the Virginia Tide Water.

[00:03:22] I'm trying to go to Adam, please.

[00:03:23] Yeah.

[00:03:24] I'm trying to go to Roanoke, Virginia.

[00:03:25] I'm trying to go to fucking...

[00:03:27] How about blow-a-block Virginia?

[00:03:28] Blow-a-block.

[00:03:29] Blow-a-block.

[00:03:30] You blow British, guys?

[00:03:31] Oh, I might.

[00:03:32] Yeah.

[00:03:33] Offhand.

[00:03:34] Oh, fuck.

[00:03:35] Yeah.

[00:03:36] That's all shit.

[00:03:37] Oh, good job, would you?

[00:03:38] Some logic, please.

[00:03:39] Good job.

[00:03:40] Welcome to blow-a-block Virginia.

[00:03:41] Blow-a-block Virginia.

[00:03:42] They got a big star on a hill there.

[00:03:44] Virginia originally settled by Cape British.

[00:03:46] Very creepy looking star.

[00:03:48] Was it like where the original settlement was?

[00:03:51] Was it Roanoke, one of the first...

[00:03:53] He drives through Roanoke and they got a big fucking creepy star on a hill.

[00:03:56] I don't like that.

[00:03:57] It makes you feel like you're in like some satanic cult of a city.

[00:04:00] I don't fuck with that.

[00:04:01] Yeah.

[00:04:02] I had a burger once in Roanoke.

[00:04:03] When I was on tour with WAM City, we did a burger restaurant.

[00:04:07] And they got a same?

[00:04:09] Pretty good burger.

[00:04:10] So that's my...

[00:04:11] Wait, did I Roanoke or Norfolk?

[00:04:13] Roanoke.

[00:04:14] Never mind.

[00:04:15] Norfolk's down by your water.

[00:04:16] Roanoke's like...

[00:04:17] In the mountains.

[00:04:18] Yeah, it's up by like Tennessee or some shit.

[00:04:20] Yeah, I've never been there.

[00:04:21] I just remembered.

[00:04:22] I've been to Norfolk.

[00:04:23] Yeah, it's weird because like Virginia is right there.

[00:04:28] You know, if you...

[00:04:30] Or from Maryland or whatever.

[00:04:31] So you think like, oh, that's just Virginia.

[00:04:33] But you forget how fucking big the huge.

[00:04:35] Yeah.

[00:04:36] And so like you get into southern Virginia and like this is just the deep south.

[00:04:39] Oh, it's crazy.

[00:04:40] It's fucking up.

[00:04:41] It's still Virginia.

[00:04:42] Yeah.

[00:04:43] You could...

[00:04:44] One time I did a gig, I did one of the first paid gigs ever that I ever did.

[00:04:47] It was in southwest Virginia.

[00:04:48] It was like a four hour...

[00:04:49] I was like, Virginia, yeah, I'll do it.

[00:04:51] And then I got home and like literally had to Google Maps.

[00:04:54] I didn't have a smartphone.

[00:04:55] And I looked it up and it was like a four and a half hour drive.

[00:04:58] I got paid $50 and I lost like, you know, $100 on the gig.

[00:05:03] The Eldison Pete came with me, went to IHOP.

[00:05:05] I got food poisoning.

[00:05:06] Nice.

[00:05:07] I was shitting and puking at the same time.

[00:05:10] Yeah, that happened to me in Virginia too in Nick's car.

[00:05:13] Yes, we've talked about.

[00:05:14] I think this keeps happening probably.

[00:05:16] We talk about it a lot.

[00:05:17] Yeah, there's not many stories we have.

[00:05:19] When you consider that we spent the last three years doing nothing but this podcast.

[00:05:22] Yeah.

[00:05:23] It's like...

[00:05:24] Oh yeah, it's...

[00:05:25] Our life experience is over.

[00:05:26] Oh, you're done.

[00:05:27] There's nothing new.

[00:05:28] So now we have to be like, yeah, one time a guy saw me wearing a yellow shirt and they called

[00:05:35] me gay.

[00:05:36] Damn, did that happen?

[00:05:37] No.

[00:05:38] Oh.

[00:05:39] But I did remember that.

[00:05:40] I remember about that scene like a fake story.

[00:05:41] That was that as your question.

[00:05:44] You're making that up.

[00:05:45] Dude, I'm great.

[00:05:46] I'm sorry.

[00:05:47] That's fake.

[00:05:48] I don't know how to yellow shirt.

[00:05:49] I did remember a time where a guy made fun of me because I was crying because I had found

[00:05:54] out that my uncle...

[00:05:55] No, not that I was gay.

[00:05:57] I found out that like, one of my uncles basically, you know, when it's like a friend of the

[00:06:03] family calling uncle that he...

[00:06:04] When I was four years old, I cried because I thought I was gay because I cleaned my room

[00:06:08] and my uncle died.

[00:06:09] Yes, that's correct.

[00:06:10] That's a weird...

[00:06:11] That's a weird song, yeah.

[00:06:12] Yeah.

[00:06:13] He thought he was gay because his room was tidy.

[00:06:15] Which honestly, pretty good.

[00:06:17] He's gay.

[00:06:18] I'm so glad that guy disappeared.

[00:06:19] Suck dicklemore.

[00:06:20] I mean, just like, it was obvious to everybody that that guy was garbage.

[00:06:24] Yeah.

[00:06:25] And then...

[00:06:26] He won rap album of the year over Good Kid Mad City, which is one of the biggest travities

[00:06:29] of all time.

[00:06:30] Travities.

[00:06:31] Travities.

[00:06:32] Travities.

[00:06:33] It was one of the biggest trav-honesties of all time.

[00:06:36] He's rich as fuck though, dude.

[00:06:41] One hit single and you're like a fucking billionaire from the thrift store.

[00:06:46] You thrift store.

[00:06:47] That man is caked up for eternity off that alone.

[00:06:50] Damn.

[00:06:51] We should write a hit song.

[00:06:53] But, okay, let's do fuck store.

[00:06:55] No, not fuck store.

[00:06:56] It can't be a parody.

[00:06:57] That's to be an original song.

[00:06:58] It isn't.

[00:06:59] That's...

[00:07:00] Oh, yeah.

[00:07:01] It has to be about...

[00:07:02] So he likes going to the thrift store.

[00:07:03] So it has to be about something we like to do.

[00:07:04] Something we like to do.

[00:07:05] Yeah.

[00:07:06] With our free time.

[00:07:07] Nick could write...

[00:07:08] Going to the gym or something?

[00:07:10] I think a guy.

[00:07:11] No.

[00:07:12] I mean, it doesn't have to follow the formula of something we like.

[00:07:14] Yes, it does.

[00:07:15] No, but that's how it's a hit make for me.

[00:07:17] It's a hit-make for me.

[00:07:18] It's a hit-make for me.

[00:07:19] No, no.

[00:07:20] The songs that do well are about describing emotional abuse and framing it as love.

[00:07:26] That's a very rare and iconic song.

[00:07:28] Okay.

[00:07:29] It's like, I didn't want to cheat on you, but I found out that, you know, I could.

[00:07:34] Girl, I didn't want her to betray your trust until I found out this other bitch would let

[00:07:43] me smash.

[00:07:44] That's a good one.

[00:07:46] Yeah, right.

[00:07:47] I cherish you and I love you.

[00:07:49] I want to be with you forever until I get a chance to fuck this other bitch.

[00:07:55] Who I thought she wasn't interested.

[00:07:58] I thought no other girls, but you wanted to fuck me.

[00:08:02] Then I wrote that song and it blew up.

[00:08:05] Oh, wow.

[00:08:06] This is meta, dude.

[00:08:07] You wrote the song before you did it.

[00:08:10] Not everybody wants to fuck me.

[00:08:13] And I think that I should.

[00:08:15] I think I earned it.

[00:08:18] All right.

[00:08:19] We got it.

[00:08:20] I love you.

[00:08:21] Yeah, I love you, but I earned more than that pussy.

[00:08:23] Yeah.

[00:08:24] By P. Bo Bryson.

[00:08:25] No, what's our group name?

[00:08:27] Forever I get a chance to fuck another bitch I will.

[00:08:36] We had a once in a lifetime, but then I found out I could fuck good other bitch.

[00:08:49] If ever you're in my arms again, this time a lot about cheating.

[00:08:59] I've learned my lesson.

[00:09:01] I found out my friend who is a legitimate psychopath told me that it will make a relationship better.

[00:09:12] It will be because it could be trash because it can't live for a bitch.

[00:09:17] Would you say that it confirms how much you love the person?

[00:09:21] No, I didn't say that.

[00:09:23] What was the point you made then?

[00:09:25] I said that.

[00:09:26] Do it in the song.

[00:09:27] So it's not about you.

[00:09:28] Yeah.

[00:09:29] Yeah.

[00:09:30] First of all, I did not say this, but I was thinking about my dad.

[00:09:35] And he was way, he's been with the same bitch for 40 years.

[00:09:40] And what if one time he just got pussy and then decided that.

[00:09:46] He was already with his soulmate.

[00:09:50] That's true.

[00:09:51] You should be able to fuck someone else every 10 years to check in.

[00:09:54] 40 years is a long time.

[00:09:57] 40 years is long for no pussy.

[00:10:00] The fuck the same pussy.

[00:10:02] 40 years is a long time.

[00:10:04] The polyanthum.

[00:10:06] The non-monogamy anthem.

[00:10:09] What?

[00:10:10] I love you, but your pussy is trashed.

[00:10:15] You can write a song with it.

[00:10:17] If I could just fuck another bitch every once in a while.

[00:10:22] Just one extra bitch.

[00:10:25] That's all I'm asking.

[00:10:27] Just let me fuck one extra bitch.

[00:10:33] I only want one more extra pussy.

[00:10:37] I just want to fuck one more pussy baby.

[00:10:39] We can get like a big church choir.

[00:10:42] It could be a big orchestra.

[00:10:46] You know I love you, but I can't deal with just one pussy.

[00:10:53] You know I gotta have just one extra pussy.

[00:11:02] Damn dude, we got a couple in here.

[00:11:04] Yeah.

[00:11:05] Did I really love the compilation?

[00:11:07] Time Warner classics presents.

[00:11:09] Hi, I'm Jonathan Frakes.

[00:11:11] Have you ever wanted to fuck another bitch?

[00:11:13] It's just beyond belief.

[00:11:15] It's not, it's both a compilation of songs about cheating,

[00:11:19] but it's also the show of the episode of Beyond Belief.

[00:11:22] Yeah.

[00:11:23] It's just him writing up on that bicycle.

[00:11:24] Have you ever wanted to fuck another bitch?

[00:11:26] Totally true.

[00:11:27] Yeah.

[00:11:28] 100% correct.

[00:11:29] How about the one about the guy that cheated on his wife with cancer?

[00:11:32] It's true.

[00:11:35] A similar guy did something that cool years ago, Sacramento.

[00:11:39] In 1980s the man in Sacramento got an extra pussy.

[00:11:43] The stories of guys cheating, getting away with it.

[00:11:47] Yeah.

[00:11:48] It's one story to tell this.

[00:11:49] Yeah.

[00:11:50] I wrote this song.

[00:11:51] What about the guy whose wife's car broke down while he was at home having sex with her sister?

[00:11:57] That one's true too.

[00:12:00] It's true.

[00:12:01] They're all true.

[00:12:02] Yeah.

[00:12:03] People should be with each other for a lifetime.

[00:12:05] What about the one who knows?

[00:12:06] What about the bitch that thought she could cheat on her husband as well and everything turned out okay?

[00:12:10] We made it up.

[00:12:14] It's completely false.

[00:12:15] It's limited to be conquered.

[00:12:19] Totally false.

[00:12:20] Yeah.

[00:12:21] What about the guy that lied to his wife and said he had to put his pussy eating contest at the state fair?

[00:12:26] And that's why his face smelled like pussy.

[00:12:29] That's why he had a bunch of pussy juice in his beard.

[00:12:32] It's true.

[00:12:34] I love it.

[00:12:39] What about the guy that decided to not cheat on his wife and he remained happily married

[00:12:44] for the rest of his life?

[00:12:45] Not this time.

[00:12:46] Not this time.

[00:12:47] Completely false.

[00:12:48] Not this time.

[00:12:49] No chance.

[00:12:50] That one's bullshit.

[00:12:51] That one's complete bullshit.

[00:12:52] That one's a bunch of shit.

[00:12:54] Just one more pussy.

[00:13:01] Coming up on Beyond Belief.

[00:13:05] A guy that was able to fuck a woman who works at Panda Express and his wife had never found out about it.

[00:13:12] Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

[00:13:15] It's a little bit sad all of them had to say something.

[00:13:20] Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

[00:13:22] Beyond Belief.

[00:13:23] A show where guys get extra pussy and their wives don't find out about it.

[00:13:30] I'm just going to say, by Jonathan.

[00:13:32] Honey, what are you watching?

[00:13:33] Nothing.

[00:13:34] I'm watching a fucking show.

[00:13:35] What's in the show, you fucking bitch?

[00:13:37] Stop.

[00:13:38] Oh, so I can't watch the show.

[00:13:40] So the show.

[00:13:41] He's just taking, though.

[00:13:42] He's got a fucking legal pad out of here.

[00:13:43] So now the show is described by behavior.

[00:13:47] Time to watch shows, I guess.

[00:13:49] Oh, you watch the L word.

[00:13:50] You're a fucking lesbian.

[00:13:51] That's how it works.

[00:13:52] You watch Sesame Street with the baby.

[00:13:54] Oh, I'm up it now.

[00:13:55] I would think you're just a fucking blue bitch who lives in a trash can or something.

[00:13:59] So I watch one little show about cheating on your wife and take over a show.

[00:14:04] Because I like the guy from Star Trek because I think he's a good actor.

[00:14:09] Sue me for liking him, bitch.

[00:14:11] Yeah, he's taking me to fucking court.

[00:14:13] No, he does count as acting.

[00:14:14] He's doing a good performance as this guy.

[00:14:17] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:14:18] It's easy to act now.

[00:14:19] You fucking do.

[00:14:20] You host a show.

[00:14:21] Oh, you're going to host a show now.

[00:14:22] Oh, you're going to act.

[00:14:23] Maybe it's because you're the one who cheated.

[00:14:25] Maybe it's because you're acting like a fucking bitch right now that you're good at fucking acting.

[00:14:28] I'm sorry.

[00:14:29] I went too far with that one, but you need to understand how angry you came.

[00:14:33] What about the guy who was angry?

[00:14:36] So he cheated on his wife.

[00:14:37] Oh, wait, wait, wait, just clicking.

[00:14:39] He's getting the remote.

[00:14:40] No, not this way.

[00:14:41] You're right.

[00:14:42] It's a bad show.

[00:14:43] It's a bad show.

[00:14:44] And I want to fuck a whore.

[00:14:51] That's not you.

[00:14:52] What about the guy who pretended to have cancer so he could fuck a bunch of nurses?

[00:14:57] So he could spend weeks in the hospital fucking all the nurses.

[00:15:01] They have legally that if you press the button, it's part of care.

[00:15:04] And they're on call.

[00:15:05] It's in the Hippocratic.

[00:15:06] The similar story happened in Saudi Arabia.

[00:15:08] It's like Dick Pacradic 70s.

[00:15:12] Saudi Arabia, you could film season after season of that show.

[00:15:17] It's not even cheating.

[00:15:19] They just get extra unbelief in Iran.

[00:15:22] I'm like, hi, I am Jahan Jahanjal Frix.

[00:15:30] This is beyond the belief.

[00:15:33] And this is a story that was a Jewish man who took a baby and he fucked it and drank the

[00:15:40] blood from the baby so he could make breast milk himself.

[00:15:44] And it worked.

[00:15:45] And he saw the breast milk to Muslim and Christian families.

[00:15:50] About the milk was poisoned.

[00:15:52] And for 10,000 years they become slaves to the Jew.

[00:15:58] That one was true.

[00:16:00] That one is a true story.

[00:16:03] A story about the women deriving a car.

[00:16:06] That one is a complete fiction.

[00:16:10] About the story about the man who is gay and he lives happily in Iran.

[00:16:15] We made it up.

[00:16:17] Wait, Iran is not that bad, is it?

[00:16:20] They make you get a pussy.

[00:16:22] They make you become trans.

[00:16:25] Damn.

[00:16:26] Damn, the Middle East really got...

[00:16:29] That's why Trump wants to go to war with them because he thinks that's pretty jacked up.

[00:16:33] Oh really?

[00:16:34] It's for gays.

[00:16:35] It's for gay visibility.

[00:16:36] A lot of friends in the LGBT community.

[00:16:38] I love that he's just in North Korea right now being like, it's great here.

[00:16:43] Everything's great.

[00:16:45] The demilitarized zone is beautiful.

[00:16:48] It's beautiful.

[00:16:49] I would love to see here.

[00:16:50] We've been...

[00:16:51] A man Kim Jong Un have been talking about the new toy story.

[00:16:54] Neither of us really understand it.

[00:16:56] Fuck.

[00:17:00] Yeah, if he was just like...

[00:17:02] If he started off with like...

[00:17:04] Well first of all I just want to say that America's involvement in the Korean war was a genocide.

[00:17:09] And then like after that then did all the North Korea stuff.

[00:17:13] It would just be like an extremely woke...

[00:17:15] It would be awesome.

[00:17:16] Yeah.

[00:17:17] Yeah he's a fucking tanky.

[00:17:19] Yeah.

[00:17:20] I want to suck you dude.

[00:17:23] Who's that massacre that happened in the Korean war?

[00:17:25] The fuck lay the my pussy eye lie.

[00:17:28] No not my lie.

[00:17:29] It was like we did like a literal genocide.

[00:17:32] We killed like 50,000 civilians.

[00:17:34] Jesus really, In Korea?

[00:17:35] Yeah.

[00:17:36] Well in South Korea it was like South Korean troops that did it under like authorization from...

[00:17:40] Damn.

[00:17:41] Who's the general mix something?

[00:17:42] MacArthur?

[00:17:43] MacArthur.

[00:17:44] In Mickey Mouse.

[00:17:45] Oh kill all the fucking traps huh?

[00:17:48] Stabbeddy Japanese for you.

[00:17:50] We are not Japanese.

[00:17:51] Yeah but the enemies are.

[00:17:53] No they're also Korea.

[00:17:54] Oh shut up.

[00:17:55] We're all Korean.

[00:17:56] Oh shit.

[00:17:57] Well I killed a bunch of them.

[00:17:59] I had a right wing teacher in high school that used to get pissed off because he'd say that we didn't let him finish the job that he started.

[00:18:07] In Korea?

[00:18:08] In Korea yeah.

[00:18:09] Interesting.

[00:18:10] He wanted to kill every Korean that lived or?

[00:18:14] Yeah he said we should just kill them.

[00:18:18] It was Clint Eastwood.

[00:18:19] It was Clint Eastwood.

[00:18:20] Yeah.

[00:18:21] By the way movie recommendation I watched the mule on the way to Vancouver.

[00:18:27] We don't recommend it.

[00:18:28] I recommend it wholeheartedly recommend it.

[00:18:31] No actually no.

[00:18:32] Clint has two separate threesomes in the movie.

[00:18:35] Oh damn okay.

[00:18:36] A man of 80.

[00:18:37] I'm flipped.

[00:18:38] He's been nine years old.

[00:18:40] Wait did he write that and direct it?

[00:18:42] Yeah he did it all baby.

[00:18:43] He makes a movie a year.

[00:18:44] The man is a machine.

[00:18:46] He makes a movie a year and in this one he got two threesomes as an old ass man.

[00:18:49] And it seemed like the.

[00:18:51] And it was like the message of the movie.

[00:18:54] How many times his handlers have probably had to been like we're not letting you make a George Zimmerman movie.

[00:19:00] I want to play the son of a bitch to put that animal down.

[00:19:07] They're like no.

[00:19:08] He doesn't in a fat suit.

[00:19:10] Yes.

[00:19:11] In brown face in a fat suit.

[00:19:13] My name's Spick Hitler.

[00:19:16] Listen buddy.

[00:19:18] I'm Spick Hitler.

[00:19:20] This is the night of long nights.

[00:19:23] I have a movie recommendation.

[00:19:25] I just watched Black Swan for the first time.

[00:19:28] And he's good.

[00:19:30] It's a good movie.

[00:19:32] And there's a scene where Mila Coot is.

[00:19:34] That's the only portments pussy.

[00:19:37] Yeah.

[00:19:38] Honestly was f***ing chubbed up and I just beat off earlier to a different thing.

[00:19:42] And still, and I had taken Adderall so my cock was not it.

[00:19:46] You know full mast let's say to begin with.

[00:19:49] And even with all of those things and I was hungry so you know that I don't have all my calories to get hard.

[00:19:56] Even against all of those obstacles that particular scene was so horny.

[00:20:02] And the cock was like I would say one third hard.

[00:20:05] Which is nice.

[00:20:07] Thank you.

[00:20:08] Well anyway the mule seemed like it was kind of a farewell letter to you know film making.

[00:20:13] But he's making another movie already.

[00:20:15] Oh really?

[00:20:16] And it's about that guy Timothy Jewell who was like blamed for the Atlanta Olympics bombing.

[00:20:23] But it wasn't him.

[00:20:24] But it wasn't him.

[00:20:25] But he's filming it in Georgia even though Hollywood has a boycott of Georgia because he's a abortion man.

[00:20:31] He's a force man.

[00:20:32] But Clint's like I need to do it.

[00:20:34] F*** those doors.

[00:20:35] F*** these bitches.

[00:20:36] Keep your legs together.

[00:20:37] You f***ing oars.

[00:20:39] Yeah he rocks dude.

[00:20:41] Yes salute.

[00:20:42] Nick it's your turn for a movie recommendation.

[00:20:44] Oh you went around the room.

[00:20:45] Boondock Saints.

[00:20:46] That movie is tight.

[00:20:48] Yeah I thought it was pretty sick.

[00:20:50] For me my love for me.

[00:20:51] My pussy in your beat but that's cheeks.

[00:20:54] The way they put pennies on.

[00:20:56] The way they hit that fat lesbian lady.

[00:20:59] What's her name?

[00:21:01] Chancy Douglas.

[00:21:02] I don't know.

[00:21:04] Sorry.

[00:21:05] Is that somebody?

[00:21:06] No I don't think so.

[00:21:07] I thought maybe that was her name.

[00:21:09] That's a good name.

[00:21:10] Yeah.

[00:21:11] For a fat lesbian.

[00:21:12] Chancy Douglas.

[00:21:13] But at the butcher shop it's like the rule of thumb or something.

[00:21:15] And they just beat the shit out of a woman in the movie.

[00:21:18] Yeah.

[00:21:19] Yeah.

[00:21:20] They can just speak like six languages too.

[00:21:22] And hindsight a lot of that is the.

[00:21:24] A lot of.

[00:21:25] Yeah Boondock Saints is based.

[00:21:26] That's what the bear peep makes this life off of.

[00:21:29] Oh we got to do a recap of the democratic debates.

[00:21:32] Oh yeah I watch the first one.

[00:21:34] I only watch the end of this.

[00:21:35] Shut up.

[00:21:36] So let's do a recap.

[00:21:38] All right.

[00:21:39] Yeah.

[00:21:40] That bitch Mary Ann.

[00:21:41] Joe Biden was like look I want to make something clear.

[00:21:44] I don't need some black woman.

[00:21:47] Fucking ragging my ass.

[00:21:50] All day long.

[00:21:52] Finger pop and Joe is added again brother.

[00:21:55] Yeah.

[00:21:56] He was he did a I saw on Twitter that he was at a gay like fundraiser.

[00:22:01] Yeah.

[00:22:02] So that shit he's like look five years ago gay writer came by and he's called him a faggot.

[00:22:07] He literally said it.

[00:22:10] If you don't go on it for being.

[00:22:12] You could just mock a gay waiter.

[00:22:14] No one would say it.

[00:22:16] He was he was the vice president.

[00:22:18] Five years ago he was.

[00:22:20] Yeah.

[00:22:21] He was already the vice president.

[00:22:24] I think he's almost no longer the vice president.

[00:22:28] Yeah dude.

[00:22:29] He might be more.

[00:22:30] He's loud than Trump.

[00:22:31] Yeah.

[00:22:32] Fucking rules.

[00:22:33] He's such a fucking idiot dude.

[00:22:34] Yeah.

[00:22:35] He keeps fucking up and people are so stupid.

[00:22:37] I think he's going to win.

[00:22:38] He stinks dude.

[00:22:39] He really does.

[00:22:40] I think he's going to probably it'll probably get the nomination.

[00:22:43] Because there's a thing all that like fucking clap back bullshit with fucking like Kamala

[00:22:49] calling him out.

[00:22:50] It's like there's so many people that are just like yeah we want a fucking middle of the

[00:22:57] road.

[00:22:58] Exactly.

[00:22:59] People are like and like people that are like even like liberal people are like oh Bernie's

[00:23:02] too far to the left.

[00:23:03] Why don't we just pick a middle.

[00:23:05] Everyone will like Biden.

[00:23:06] Yeah.

[00:23:07] They just think and they all the same way they thought Hillary was automatic.

[00:23:10] Yeah.

[00:23:11] You're like well Trump's not going to win.

[00:23:12] It's like this just happened.

[00:23:13] You dumb motherfuckers.

[00:23:14] Yeah.

[00:23:15] That's why we got to like marry in that bitch that has crystals in her pussy.

[00:23:19] Yeah.

[00:23:20] My dad made a joke on the phone.

[00:23:21] He's like.

[00:23:22] What's that sex with her?

[00:23:23] He does.

[00:23:24] It would be okay if I just one time out of 40 years had sex with Marianne Williamson.

[00:23:28] Just one time.

[00:23:29] I heard the story.

[00:23:30] Immediately afterwards realize how much he loves my mother.

[00:23:33] I had some good songs and I watched the TV show.

[00:23:36] Well that was the reason I said that was because of fake breasts.

[00:23:40] That's why I said because he's I bet if you're sticking your dick into Marianne Williamson's

[00:23:44] pussy sounds like an old windshield wiper.

[00:23:47] I bet she gets wet as hell.

[00:23:50] I think so too.

[00:23:51] My dad's well on the phone.

[00:23:52] He was like do you think she had a yoni egg in a pussy?

[00:23:54] That's a pretty good one.

[00:23:56] That was pretty bad.

[00:23:57] Maybe she'd replace you with your dick.

[00:23:59] Honestly he probably.

[00:24:00] That would be awesome.

[00:24:01] He can't really.

[00:24:02] That's why he hates you because he's so much funnier than you.

[00:24:04] No he's not funny anymore.

[00:24:07] But he used to be.

[00:24:08] He used to be pretty funny.

[00:24:09] Yeah.

[00:24:10] Damn.

[00:24:11] Although maybe I thought he was funny.

[00:24:12] That looks cute.

[00:24:13] Dude look at that Oakland in San Francisco.

[00:24:14] That's Marin in San Francisco.

[00:24:16] I want to go dude.

[00:24:17] And then Oakland's across the Bay.

[00:24:18] Oh okay.

[00:24:19] Oh look at look at Mr. I know.

[00:24:21] Mr. Geography.

[00:24:22] Shut the fuck up.

[00:24:23] That's the.

[00:24:24] Shut up.

[00:24:25] Shut up.

[00:24:26] Golden Gate Park.

[00:24:27] Stop trying to teach me shit motherfucker.

[00:24:28] Okay I'm sorry.

[00:24:29] Shut the fuck up.

[00:24:30] There's the Presidio.

[00:24:31] I told you to stop pointing at shit and try and give me information.

[00:24:33] I'm sorry dude.

[00:24:34] I'm not taking any of it in.

[00:24:35] I thought I was going to take it.

[00:24:36] We're never going to go to Los Angeles.

[00:24:39] Shut up.

[00:24:40] I don't want to go.

[00:24:41] I don't want to go.

[00:24:42] That city that we're looking at.

[00:24:43] Yep.

[00:24:44] It's not Los Angeles.

[00:24:45] It's San Francisco.

[00:24:46] That one.

[00:24:47] Forget it Jake.

[00:24:48] It's Chinatown.

[00:24:49] Classic line in the hit film Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

[00:24:54] Exactly.

[00:24:55] Wait isn't it from Chinatown?

[00:24:58] Fuck.

[00:24:59] Forget it Jake.

[00:25:00] It's tuned town.

[00:25:01] They say that movie.

[00:25:03] Maybe.

[00:25:04] Forget it.

[00:25:05] Forget it Eddie.

[00:25:06] It's tuned.

[00:25:07] So Jack Nicholson they were just like he was like can I just be named Jack.

[00:25:10] And they were like you know how about Jake.

[00:25:12] Just like okay.

[00:25:13] That's what they do in all of his movies.

[00:25:15] Really.

[00:25:16] Shining.

[00:25:17] His name Jake.

[00:25:18] Yeah.

[00:25:19] He's taking everything.

[00:25:22] What's that in Batman is characters.

[00:25:25] The jaker.

[00:25:26] Listen I have a request.

[00:25:32] I can't do a film unless the character's name is Jake.

[00:25:38] That's as far away from my own personality as I can get.

[00:25:42] And if we're unwilling to do that for me I'm gonna fake an Irish accent for half the film.

[00:25:49] The nights at Columbus were true head crushers.

[00:25:58] Real guineys.

[00:25:59] The chinks.

[00:26:00] No.

[00:26:01] No you don't have to do this.

[00:26:03] You don't have to.

[00:26:04] Yeah.

[00:26:05] What are you.

[00:26:06] We let him ad-lib.

[00:26:07] Actually no one noticed that he went into the edit bay right before the movie was released.

[00:26:11] It was just gonna be images shots of Brooklyn or Boston.

[00:26:15] Oh thank you Adam.

[00:26:18] It takes place in Boston.

[00:26:19] Thank you.

[00:26:20] That's all part.

[00:26:21] I had to let us know.

[00:26:22] Yeah.

[00:26:23] It's also good that you told us that.

[00:26:24] A lot of people think it's the Brooklyn.

[00:26:25] San Francisco and not Los Angeles.

[00:26:26] I didn't.

[00:26:28] That's the thing these mud lips.

[00:26:30] Simone's don't understand.

[00:26:33] He just goes.

[00:26:34] He has a list.

[00:26:35] That's all the races.

[00:26:36] That's okay.

[00:26:37] That's like Scorsese.

[00:26:38] I tried to get to all the races.

[00:26:39] I was just squaring the eye and I said listen to me you tongue and wog.

[00:26:44] If you want to make it in Boston.

[00:26:47] You want to make it in Boston, New York.

[00:26:50] Boston, New York.

[00:26:52] The Boston.

[00:26:53] Just out to Boston pizza in Canada.

[00:26:55] Fucking dumb ass chain.

[00:26:56] Yeah.

[00:26:57] Yeah.

[00:26:58] Suck our days.

[00:26:59] As you know Boston, home of the pizza.

[00:27:00] Yeah.

[00:27:01] The best pie.

[00:27:02] Back in the old day here in downtown Canada.

[00:27:05] Free head.

[00:27:07] There was the guineas and there was the Vietnamese and they all came together for one reason.

[00:27:16] To beat up the.

[00:27:18] Okay.

[00:27:19] Cut.

[00:27:20] Okay.

[00:27:21] Cut.

[00:27:22] That's great.

[00:27:23] That's super great.

[00:27:24] We're going to move on to the next scene where you're in the bar.

[00:27:27] Well, whatever happened didn't Scorsese was going to make a movie with De Niro, Pacino,

[00:27:32] Pesci, like filming New York and shit.

[00:27:34] Good fellows.

[00:27:35] Yeah.

[00:27:36] I don't know where he's wearing platform shoes.

[00:27:37] Oh yeah.

[00:27:38] That's about some like that the Irishman.

[00:27:40] Yeah.

[00:27:41] Some what the fuck is that coming out?

[00:27:42] I think it'll probably come out soon.

[00:27:44] I feel like it's been shooting for like eight years.

[00:27:48] What do you guys think about that?

[00:27:51] I think they should hurry up and make it.

[00:27:53] Thank you.

[00:27:54] They should hurry up and make a birthday cake for a dick to pop out of and go directly

[00:27:59] in the Adam's ass.

[00:28:01] I don't like that.

[00:28:02] My ass would be above the birthday idiot.

[00:28:06] No wait.

[00:28:07] It's this scenario.

[00:28:08] Everyone knows.

[00:28:09] So Jack San Francisco.

[00:28:11] Just to be clear in this scenario, Adam is inspecting the cake with his asshole.

[00:28:15] Adam's hovering over the cake with his gaping ass.

[00:28:19] You ever see that?

[00:28:20] Is that how you eat cake?

[00:28:22] Adam can't wait to develop that cake with his stupid gay hat.

[00:28:28] I was I'm a big fan of the big hearts.

[00:28:31] Fucker-ing and quivering and we look over at him and he's blowing out the candles.

[00:28:38] With my ass.

[00:28:39] With his ass.

[00:28:40] You get the wick in the air with your ass while I blow out wind through my head.

[00:28:45] Blow it out your ass.

[00:28:47] Have you seen cake farts before?

[00:28:49] Of course.

[00:28:50] It's the best.

[00:28:51] I was horny for it and then when she farted I was mad.

[00:28:55] The farting turned you off?

[00:28:56] I don't.

[00:28:57] I didn't like it.

[00:28:58] Oh I found out something new about myself when I saw it.

[00:29:00] There's a genre of world-star.

[00:29:01] I laughed so hard the first time I saw it.

[00:29:04] I was unnerved I believe.

[00:29:06] I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[00:29:09] Because this is Bear Pussy and asshole right?

[00:29:11] Bear Pussy and asshole and then she farts.

[00:29:14] She sits on the shart.

[00:29:15] I mean you knew where it was going.

[00:29:16] It's called fucking cake farts.

[00:29:18] Cake farts yeah they kind of buried the opposite of Bear Pussy.

[00:29:21] Not Bear the Lead.

[00:29:22] They put the lead right in your ass.

[00:29:24] Put the lead in the lead.

[00:29:25] They led the lead.

[00:29:26] They led with the lead.

[00:29:27] They led with the lead.

[00:29:28] They buried the surprise.

[00:29:32] And then I buried my dick in your ass cheeks.

[00:29:37] Yeah they should have called it cake sitters and the fart would have been the punchline.

[00:29:41] That would be good.

[00:29:42] And then that's no but there's an elegance to naming your website cakefarts.com.

[00:29:47] Yeah were there multiple cake farts videos?

[00:29:49] I just remember the main one.

[00:29:51] I think there was just one.

[00:29:52] But if it was a series respect to them.

[00:29:54] I think it was but I think only one got major traction.

[00:29:58] Like do you want to weigh in?

[00:29:59] Do you know anything about cake farts?

[00:30:00] It seems like you would.

[00:30:01] No.

[00:30:02] You don't?

[00:30:03] I don't know what cake farts is.

[00:30:05] Sorry.

[00:30:06] What?

[00:30:07] It's a girl sits on a cake with a Bear Pussy and ass.

[00:30:10] You're Mr. fucking Internet dude.

[00:30:11] Not anymore.

[00:30:12] I'm a 30 year old man.

[00:30:13] No cake farts is like when we were like 15.

[00:30:15] I'll pull it up.

[00:30:16] I'll see if we still think it's funny.

[00:30:18] Yeah I saw when I was like 13 and I was I thought it was so cool and hilarious.

[00:30:25] Yeah.

[00:30:26] I got a little started to my teachers because I could see a pussy.

[00:30:29] I was like nice.

[00:30:30] Because I don't think I was really jacking off to videos back then.

[00:30:35] Well streaming wasn't really as good.

[00:30:37] I went to my friend.

[00:30:38] My speed internet was really good.

[00:30:40] I went to my buddy's house who had high speed internet.

[00:30:41] I didn't have I think I had dial up.

[00:30:44] So I wasn't jacked.

[00:30:45] So just seeing a pussy kind of bending over and opening up was kind of like nice.

[00:30:51] Yeah.

[00:30:52] But then the fart really ruined it for me man.

[00:30:55] See we have Vinny Beatle back on the bike.

[00:30:57] Well I heard there's some drama.

[00:30:59] There is some drama in paradise.

[00:31:01] We should let him fucking have you say rules dude.

[00:31:04] He's like robbed all of fans fans.

[00:31:06] And now he's like now he's gone to Disney World and he goes to Disney World and bought

[00:31:12] a Mickey Mouse fitted.

[00:31:14] Which by the way you're posting Instagram videos.

[00:31:20] He's like I don't have any of the money.

[00:31:23] I'm just here in Disney World buying the most Vinnie Beatle products.

[00:31:27] I mean kudos to Disneyland because it's like.

[00:31:29] A flat brim Mickey Mouse fitted.

[00:31:32] Because the white trash is going to take their fucking non-married family.

[00:31:36] Their children out of wedlock to Disneyland and it's going to be like the biggest deal

[00:31:41] of their lives.

[00:31:42] For some people buying a ticket to an event promoted by Vinny Beatle and at BAM Marjara's

[00:31:48] house that's Bitcoin.

[00:31:50] Huge risk.

[00:31:51] Yeah you lost.

[00:31:54] And the payoff is that instead of it going to a million dollars you get to get shit on

[00:31:59] in a bathtub filled with piss by fucking.

[00:32:03] Yeah that's what you missed out.

[00:32:04] That's what you're mad you didn't get to do.

[00:32:07] Honestly there was an opportunity for that to happen.

[00:32:10] For like a Swedish screamo band to take a dump on your dick and the half button.

[00:32:17] You know but instead you got played by Vinnie Beatle who took your money.

[00:32:22] How smart.

[00:32:23] Who went to Disney World with your money.

[00:32:25] With your money which is just such a funny that you know it's like.

[00:32:28] It's not like he escaped the fucking Havana.

[00:32:32] Right.

[00:32:33] He's at the Tower of Terror.

[00:32:36] He's taking pictures with Cinderella in a fucking like you know with like a Donald Duck

[00:32:41] branded wallet chain.

[00:32:44] But blowing all the money in a gift shop in Disney World.

[00:32:49] Yeah he's buying $19 chicken tenders with your fucking.

[00:32:52] He's taking your money and going to Disney World.

[00:32:56] And buying an $85 fucking why so serious hoodie.

[00:33:02] You fucking rocks dude.

[00:33:04] Yeah honestly like for anyone I've ever met in my entire life I think perhaps I had the

[00:33:08] least respect for him.

[00:33:10] You know and now that I found out that this whole thing was a scam.

[00:33:14] I kind of really like him.

[00:33:16] I do too man because he's like you know what he is is you can be such a fraud that you're

[00:33:20] authentic.

[00:33:21] Yep.

[00:33:22] You know Vinnie doesn't know any better.

[00:33:24] The only thing Vinnie can do is like be a con man forever.

[00:33:28] Is he even.

[00:33:30] Yeah I guess.

[00:33:31] No he's a con man.

[00:33:32] I mean he's definitely a con.

[00:33:33] But did he fall into it like how did this happen.

[00:33:36] I think he's pulled it before.

[00:33:37] Yeah it's a bunch of people warned me about him whenever like I first did it.

[00:33:41] Oh really.

[00:33:42] Yeah. Oh respect then.

[00:33:44] Yeah people are like he's like he finds like new comics and then like I guess ask them

[00:33:49] to invest in a show.

[00:33:51] That's awesome.

[00:33:52] You give me $2,000 in eight weeks I'll turn it into $6,000.

[00:33:58] The premise is that he needs the money to set up like some bringer show or something.

[00:34:03] And then it just doesn't save people.

[00:34:04] Awesome dude.

[00:34:05] Yeah no if you go to his Facebook he's like he's like just had an like sickest hot dog

[00:34:10] get fucking skate park hot dogs.

[00:34:13] There's something in the comments it's like Vinnie my brother has cancer and he needs

[00:34:16] that $6,000.

[00:34:17] Brogdon is going to the pace.

[00:34:19] I know man I know I was trying to be a professional I saw it.

[00:34:23] Fuck.

[00:34:24] I'm that sucks.

[00:34:26] I mean you know what fuck fuck Milwaukee.

[00:34:27] And fuck Donovan is just going to Utah.

[00:34:29] Okay sorry.

[00:34:30] Really by God I was Utah's actually nice.

[00:34:32] That's really nice.

[00:34:33] Utah's interesting.

[00:34:34] You're gonna be all right.

[00:34:35] Fuck.

[00:34:36] I mean whatever.

[00:34:37] I believe in a couple of years that's fine but Milwaukee's fucked fucking they chose

[00:34:42] fucking Bledso over Brogdon.

[00:34:44] Why the fuck do they give him that extension anyway.

[00:34:47] I'm gonna be a pro and we're gonna talk about how fucking much of a bitch bitty bitty.

[00:34:50] Yeah back to Vinnie.

[00:34:52] Yeah what a what a fucking character.

[00:34:57] Yeah let's have him back on.

[00:34:59] I want to get that fat boy that he was with the like the open miker his friend Elias or

[00:35:05] whatever his name is.

[00:35:06] I mean I think the guy's evil is just like.

[00:35:08] Elazar.

[00:35:09] Elazar.

[00:35:10] No he's just a guy that's like you know I mean yeah he's a con artist he's like needs

[00:35:13] to get his money.

[00:35:14] I mean it's not like he's rich.

[00:35:16] No right.

[00:35:17] He's just surviving and this is like how he knows how to like that's like you know he

[00:35:21] just drags people down with.

[00:35:22] That's what makes it kind of appealing.

[00:35:26] He's like yeah he's like an absentee father that's like I'm gonna make it there for your

[00:35:30] birthday this year Sarah.

[00:35:32] And then Sarah like you know she's like this has happened every year of her life.

[00:35:36] Of course.

[00:35:37] But she's 14 now and she's like maybe she's grown up and she can connect with her dad

[00:35:40] on some level.

[00:35:41] Yeah.

[00:35:42] You know he like maybe he can she can just show him that like she loves him anyways.

[00:35:47] And then you know he's like sorry I had to go to I was selling fucking nitrogen balloons

[00:35:54] in the parking lot of the WrestleMania.

[00:35:57] So I can I missed your birthday again.

[00:36:00] Because I have this but I had a nice scam going nitrogen balloon deal.

[00:36:05] I was trying to save up for a bus ticket.

[00:36:09] So I could take you to Disney World.

[00:36:11] And then she's like seeing the pictures of him on at Disney World by himself.

[00:36:17] Yeah.

[00:36:18] That would be the best thing about.

[00:36:21] Yeah with some woman he met at fucking like like happy hour at TGI Fridays.

[00:36:27] Like yeah actually run the karaoke here.

[00:36:32] Thirty seven year old divorce Latina.

[00:36:36] Vinnie you stupid.

[00:36:38] I'm going to stop playing.

[00:36:41] I want to take you to Disney World.

[00:36:43] I'll take you to the most romantic place in the world.

[00:36:45] And then he's like looking at his phone.

[00:36:46] They're in the fucking like motel six.

[00:36:49] Thirty five minutes outside of Orlando.

[00:36:52] Just imagine Jupiter Florida.

[00:36:58] Like in the in the fucking the Akano Lodge in Kissimmee Saint.

[00:37:03] Yeah down like it's nice right an hour outside of an evacuation route.

[00:37:09] In the middle of the woods and he's looking at his phone.

[00:37:11] He's like fuck it's my daughter's birthday.

[00:37:13] I forgot.

[00:37:14] He's like that kind of guy.

[00:37:19] He's like babe.

[00:37:20] Can I can I hold your phone?

[00:37:21] Yeah yeah because his fucking services got off.

[00:37:24] Right he's like can I call but can I call my daughter from your phone?

[00:37:27] And it's like perfectly clear on her phone.

[00:37:29] But he's like listen I love you but I'm breaking up and the service isn't good.

[00:37:33] I want someone else's phone and like I've been trying so hard to get to you.

[00:37:37] My phone's messed up.

[00:37:39] Now the bad grade the batteries low on this one.

[00:37:42] But I love you and I can't wait to see you and we're going to make it up for you.

[00:37:45] I'm going to make it up for you like because you're my girl.

[00:37:48] You're my number one and I can't wait to see you and get home.

[00:37:52] And can you put your mom back on the phone real quick?

[00:37:54] Yeah listen I'm not going to be able to do the child support.

[00:37:58] And I would appreciate it if you didn't report me because I need my driver's license for

[00:38:02] work.

[00:38:03] I mean yeah 100 percent.

[00:38:07] Yeah what do you mean you saw the pictures of me at show niece.

[00:38:11] Oh so I can't have dinner.

[00:38:14] No need.

[00:38:15] He's posting pictures.

[00:38:19] He's like show niece.

[00:38:22] Yeah he rules dude.

[00:38:26] Yeah absolutely.

[00:38:27] Just to be that yeah I mean he'll never have more than $5,000.

[00:38:31] Yeah I texted him.

[00:38:32] I texted him and I was like you're like Ricky from trailer park boys but you're like a

[00:38:35] real guy.

[00:38:36] You're like if Ricky was like absolutely real.

[00:38:39] Yeah oh 100 percent.

[00:38:41] Yeah damn.

[00:38:42] My girl is crazy she's got like eight earrings.

[00:38:48] Yeah it's one of the best brags I've ever heard.

[00:38:52] He said like four.

[00:38:53] Something's so manageable.

[00:38:55] Yeah but my girlfriend's got like four.

[00:38:58] Yeah so open invite Vinny Vincent if you'd ever like to come back Vinny.

[00:39:02] I'll give you my social security number if you do the show again.

[00:39:06] He doesn't know how to do this.

[00:39:08] No he doesn't that's too high level.

[00:39:10] Yeah yeah.

[00:39:11] He's like his next thing is like selling a handicap person seizure medication to high

[00:39:16] school.

[00:39:17] Yeah he'll buy a pill press.

[00:39:21] He'll like find a way to make fake pills.

[00:39:22] Oh that'd be cool.

[00:39:23] That'd be tight.

[00:39:24] We should actually invest in that.

[00:39:26] That's how what's the same guy.

[00:39:28] Little peep.

[00:39:29] Yeah from a fake Xanax.

[00:39:30] I don't know.

[00:39:31] Yeah the deal is.

[00:39:32] Didn't they put fentanyl in it.

[00:39:33] They put fentanyl in it.

[00:39:34] We wouldn't put fentanyl in it.

[00:39:35] He's been refunding people.

[00:39:37] He tells me that I didn't hear his side of the story.

[00:39:40] Nice.

[00:39:41] I really hear bands.

[00:39:42] Yeah we don't know what's going on.

[00:39:43] It's funny that you're having a war on Instagram.

[00:39:46] Clearly maybe you're both stealing from people.

[00:39:50] There's no way people aren't getting stolen from one way or the other.

[00:39:54] That concert sounded like it was going to be sick.

[00:39:57] Yeah yeah.

[00:39:58] Who do you have?

[00:39:59] Machine gun Kelly or something?

[00:40:00] Machine gun Kelly was going to be there.

[00:40:02] That's pretty sick.

[00:40:04] He's not friends with him anymore but it was a him cover band.

[00:40:09] Oh bam out of falling out with him.

[00:40:10] I don't know but I'm guessing.

[00:40:13] It would be so funny if you had a him cover band playing.

[00:40:17] Yeah let me see damn.

[00:40:20] I'm fucking upset about it.

[00:40:22] There was this lesbian girl in high school that hated me.

[00:40:26] Oh I know her.

[00:40:27] She would wear him hearted gram shit all the time.

[00:40:31] Really?

[00:40:32] Yeah she fucking hated me.

[00:40:33] Invader Zim shit.

[00:40:34] Why?

[00:40:35] Because she wanted to fuck you.

[00:40:38] I was probably an asshole.

[00:40:41] No not because of that.

[00:40:43] No she was annoying.

[00:40:46] She was the one that raises their hand first.

[00:40:50] That's you.

[00:40:51] She was like can I have more homework kind of person?

[00:40:54] Yeah show you.

[00:40:55] It wasn't me dude.

[00:40:56] I was the opposite.

[00:40:57] They had text to me saying that everybody got a refund for the castle band with it.

[00:41:01] I hope this video gets out of this.

[00:41:08] People as a can.

[00:41:09] Please hit me up if you have not gotten a refund to that party because I know I spoke

[00:41:12] to at least 50 of you guys.

[00:41:14] Hit me up and I'll send you his way because if people are going to his house saying that

[00:41:19] I never gave them their money back for the party well I wasn't in control of those funds.

[00:41:24] So as far as the comedy shows that we booked I am completely responsible for producing

[00:41:29] those events and bam with the pressure of his family and Steve O and everybody.

[00:41:34] Steve O force me to cancel everything and he was going to make videos for unless I sent

[00:41:40] them more money and I wasn't sure if he was going to show up sober or not because in New

[00:41:45] York City as you see on TMZ he went crazy and canceled two shows in one night.

[00:41:49] I saw that.

[00:41:50] My fault but he's got to own it too.

[00:41:54] Thank you.

[00:41:55] There's a truth out there.

[00:41:59] That's a shitty position to be in.

[00:42:02] Oh yeah.

[00:42:04] Oh, absolutely.

[00:42:07] Well prayers up for Vincent Beadle.

[00:42:09] I hope he's getting his cocksucked in at the Epcot Center.

[00:42:14] Yeah.

[00:42:15] And I hope he returns home strong and mighty and free of controversy and he's welcome

[00:42:21] to come air his side of the story.

[00:42:24] He's such a talented comic.

[00:42:27] We're all such troubled people.

[00:42:29] You know, hold on.

[00:42:30] That's the truth.

[00:42:31] No, he says another poster says, dear Bam, fancy, I'm contacting everyone who bought

[00:42:35] tickets to make this right.

[00:42:37] Although I didn't organize the event we will make sure everyone is happy.

[00:42:40] So I don't know if he even organized that party.

[00:42:43] I mean, Bam's also a fucking lunatic.

[00:42:46] Yeah.

[00:42:47] Like it's very possible that he's just.

[00:42:50] Yeah.

[00:42:52] You know, I'm team Bam for life for sure.

[00:42:56] Not me, dude.

[00:42:57] I'm team Don Vito.

[00:42:59] My loyalty's died when Don Vito died.

[00:43:03] All right, P. All right.

[00:43:07] He was set up by those children.

[00:43:09] He molested.

[00:43:10] They were talking about that.

[00:43:13] They were plants.

[00:43:14] Everyone wants to see kids lie.

[00:43:16] A strong man taken down a pillar of his community.

[00:43:20] Yeah.

[00:43:21] He was a philanthropist.

[00:43:22] He was a great man.

[00:43:24] Oh, yeah.

[00:43:25] You guys want to get food after this?

[00:43:28] I'll go with you.

[00:43:29] Probably not.

[00:43:30] I'm sleepy.

[00:43:31] I actually I open the online store back up.

[00:43:34] Oh, with the t-shirts?

[00:43:36] Yeah.

[00:43:37] And so I'm going to have to spend the night fucking printing out shipping labels and

[00:43:39] fucking.

[00:43:40] Oh, shit.

[00:43:41] That's funny.

[00:43:42] You like doing shit like that.

[00:43:43] Yeah, you like that.

[00:43:44] Well, it stresses me out because it's like I don't want to fuck it up.

[00:43:46] And it's like it's surprisingly very hard not to like don't matter how much I feel.

[00:43:51] And focus on shit like that.

[00:43:52] Like I fuck it up.

[00:43:54] Why don't you take an hour or.

[00:43:55] That's why I liked woodworking because if you fuck something up, you lose your hands.

[00:43:59] Yeah.

[00:44:00] You know, yeah.

[00:44:01] There's a real price to pay.

[00:44:04] Yeah.

[00:44:05] Yes.

[00:44:06] You guys want to go see mid-somer?

[00:44:08] What's that?

[00:44:09] It's the guy that made hereditary his new man.

[00:44:11] I do.

[00:44:12] But it was boring.

[00:44:13] I'm tired.

[00:44:14] I didn't think it was scary at all.

[00:44:15] You were like hereditary.

[00:44:16] I didn't understand.

[00:44:17] It went over my head.

[00:44:19] Yeah, you are stupid.

[00:44:21] As an intellectual, I did enjoy it very much.

[00:44:24] No, I mean, I'll like concede that I like just did not understand anything about it.

[00:44:29] What is there to understand?

[00:44:30] It's a cult.

[00:44:31] It's a satanic cult.

[00:44:32] They found a girl that's ugly.

[00:44:33] It's like Rosemary's baby.

[00:44:34] Kind of.

[00:44:35] Wait, it's not.

[00:44:36] I mean, it's like they're trying to get more.

[00:44:39] It's about schizophrenic motherfuckers.

[00:44:41] What?

[00:44:42] What?

[00:44:43] Hareditary.

[00:44:44] What are you talking about?

[00:44:46] I'm thinking that right.

[00:44:48] No, it's a scary movie that came out last year.

[00:44:50] Hold on.

[00:44:51] You haven't even seen the movie.

[00:44:52] It's about this satanic cult.

[00:44:53] It's about this satanic cult.

[00:44:54] It's about this satanic cult.

[00:44:55] It's about this like trying to like have the trying to like give birth to like.

[00:44:58] I guess it's that bitch with the fucking click.

[00:45:01] You say ugly little girl.

[00:45:02] You say ugly little girl.

[00:45:03] No, it is about schizophrenic motherfuckers.

[00:45:05] You say like, oh, it's like Rosemary's baby and like, yes, I guess it's like Rosemary's

[00:45:09] baby in the sense that there is like the cult is trying to.

[00:45:12] They're trying to create a shit.

[00:45:13] It's not called the mom is schizophrenia and the fucking kid has schizophrenia.

[00:45:17] No, the boy becomes the new same.

[00:45:21] Come on, man.

[00:45:22] He's hallucinating all that shit.

[00:45:24] What?

[00:45:25] Yeah.

[00:45:26] Is that true?

[00:45:27] Yeah.

[00:45:28] Maybe I didn't get it.

[00:45:29] I think it's like an allegory for schizophrenia.

[00:45:31] Right?

[00:45:32] But what do I know?

[00:45:33] I just have a big ass delicious piece.

[00:45:34] I went to see it because that's not true.

[00:45:36] So the movie thing.

[00:45:37] The guy who made it is the same guy who made that thing about the son who rapes his dad.

[00:45:43] Oh, nice.

[00:45:44] Yeah, that's why I went to see a retitor.

[00:45:46] Yeah.

[00:45:47] No, no one's fucking their dad in this.

[00:45:49] That's not what I said.

[00:45:50] I just don't get it.

[00:45:51] I heard you say it.

[00:45:52] It was like, no, it was just like, yeah, it was like this girl's ugly and like, it's

[00:45:56] a cold.

[00:45:57] I don't care.

[00:45:58] No, it was cool.

[00:45:59] It wasn't the, I mean, it was not even about the cult.

[00:46:01] It's about like the mom.

[00:46:02] It's about schizophrenia.

[00:46:04] No, but okay.

[00:46:05] On the base level, then, yeah, it's sort of about the cult, I guess.

[00:46:10] But that guy's not really Satan.

[00:46:11] I think he's hallucinating all that shit.

[00:46:13] I think he can.

[00:46:14] Like, anyway, whatever, I don't give a fuck.

[00:46:17] It was a good movie.

[00:46:19] That guy, what's his name is?

[00:46:21] Gabriel Burton from Miller's Crossing.

[00:46:24] He plays the dad.

[00:46:26] What's with the little girl's head getting fucking knocked off?

[00:46:29] Yeah, by that sign or whatever.

[00:46:31] That's real.

[00:46:32] That, that was, that really happened.

[00:46:34] The real, the little girl really died when they made it.

[00:46:36] Yeah, yeah.

[00:46:37] They chopped that fucking bitch's head off.

[00:46:39] You know, honestly, she looked like an owl.

[00:46:41] That was a freak accident.

[00:46:42] And it fucked her mom has, it's like schizophrenia or some shit.

[00:46:46] You know the other one that was bad that came out a couple years ago?

[00:46:48] Mommy, dearest.

[00:46:49] Did you see that?

[00:46:50] It's like this Austrian like horror movie.

[00:46:53] Yeah, that one was not good either.

[00:46:56] I never saw it.

[00:46:57] Yeah.

[00:46:58] Babadook was great.

[00:47:01] That's Australian.

[00:47:02] It's Jamaican.

[00:47:03] Jamaican.

[00:47:04] Yeah, Babadook.

[00:47:05] Yeah.

[00:47:06] Oh, I used to have a Babadook bow.

[00:47:08] They got a creepy long-fingered man.

[00:47:09] Oh, he's got a lot of fingers, man.

[00:47:11] And he's got a Baron, some Eddie Add-on, and he's coming through and he's going to make

[00:47:16] the little boy act bad.

[00:47:18] Peace off his T.D.

[00:47:20] Mom.

[00:47:21] I didn't see Babadook.

[00:47:22] Yeah.

[00:47:23] Babadook was good.

[00:47:24] I don't watch that shit.

[00:47:25] But not that's your best take, bro.

[00:47:27] That's good, bro.

[00:47:28] That's good, bro.

[00:47:29] It's good because it's about something and you figured it out.

[00:47:30] What?

[00:47:31] I read it's about something.

[00:47:32] No, no, I remember watching it and being like, damn, this is fucking wild.

[00:47:35] Because the whole time I'm like, is this really magic?

[00:47:37] Is this really magic?

[00:47:38] Is it real magic?

[00:47:39] No, in the movie.

[00:47:41] It's clearly the fucking, first of all, you fuck it.

[00:47:43] I'm not that fucking stupid.

[00:47:45] I know, I know.

[00:47:46] I know.

[00:47:47] I'm teasing.

[00:47:48] Just a stop in a movie theater taking up an entire row.

[00:47:52] Just going to hear popcorn everywhere.

[00:47:55] Wow.

[00:47:56] This is all these things.

[00:47:58] You're like, how does that manage so large?

[00:48:01] It's funny to just imagine you as comically fat.

[00:48:04] Right.

[00:48:05] I got really scared and probably kind of distracted when I saw the movie.

[00:48:10] This is like, four seats down from me.

[00:48:12] I went to see what Dasha like in the middle of the day, like on a weekday.

[00:48:15] And four seats down from me, there was a guy.

[00:48:16] Three guys blowing each other.

[00:48:18] No.

[00:48:19] That would have been way better.

[00:48:20] This is every time you go to the movies.

[00:48:22] Yeah, I just say the limited party happens.

[00:48:23] We're just following you.

[00:48:24] And then it's you about skits.

[00:48:27] Those old French-Canadian men blowing each other.

[00:48:29] Yeah, you know, because there's another movie.

[00:48:31] Like The Witch, I recognize as well.

[00:48:33] Witch Rock.

[00:48:34] I recognize it's good, but it didn't do it for me.

[00:48:37] I love that shit.

[00:48:38] You know what, I felt similarly about The Witch I did.

[00:48:42] The Witch, it was like, damn, I just want to see the movie where this bitch is being

[00:48:44] a witch now.

[00:48:45] Yeah, it's like, you know what I mean?

[00:48:46] There's movies where I can recognize like, I like The Witch as like a package, but it's

[00:48:52] like, I don't really.

[00:48:53] I bet you like that package.

[00:48:54] It's like, I don't really, yeah, it wasn't scary to me.

[00:48:58] No, it wasn't scary, but it was suspenseful.

[00:49:00] Not even for me, you know?

[00:49:03] I guess.

[00:49:04] It's like, there will be blood, you know?

[00:49:07] Well, actually a lot of PT Anderson shit is like, I understand why someone would like

[00:49:12] this, but it's not for me.

[00:49:13] Oh, you don't like PT Anderson?

[00:49:15] Not really.

[00:49:16] Do you like Boogie Nights?

[00:49:17] Yes, but that one kind of stains a lot.

[00:49:19] What else do PT Anderson do?

[00:49:20] The Master, there will be blood.

[00:49:23] The Sowing movie.

[00:49:24] The Will Be Blood just does go off, but I didn't really truly get it that much.

[00:49:29] Boogie Nights.

[00:49:30] Boogie Nights rocks.

[00:49:31] Boogie Nights is like my favorite movie.

[00:49:32] I like because you can see his cock at the end.

[00:49:34] It's fake.

[00:49:35] It's a prosthetic.

[00:49:36] It's like, just so you know that's it.

[00:49:37] Props to Mark Wahlberg for playing it off like it wasn't.

[00:49:42] Respect to me.

[00:49:43] Every girl should know that it's a fake dick, just so you know.

[00:49:46] Just so don't fuck.

[00:49:47] All 12 girls listening should know that that's not a real penis.

[00:49:50] Don't fuck.

[00:49:51] Instead, fuck Adam.

[00:49:52] Yeah, fuck me.

[00:49:53] Instead of fucking Mark Wahlberg.

[00:49:55] Mm-hmm.

[00:49:56] Very true.

[00:49:57] Yeah, no, I like, I like, here's what I think about her aunt here real quick.

[00:50:03] I think the fucking grandma had fucking schizophrenia.

[00:50:06] I think the fucking mom had schizophrenia.

[00:50:08] The grandma was the devil.

[00:50:09] No, motherfucker.

[00:50:10] She was hallucinating all that dumb shit.

[00:50:12] And then the mom-

[00:50:13] Who was hallucinating?

[00:50:14] The mom had it under control.

[00:50:16] She was fucked, but then she was hallucinating all that dumb bitch that was the mom's friend.

[00:50:20] That was whatever.

[00:50:21] And then the fucking son also had it.

[00:50:23] And he freaked out at the end.

[00:50:25] He killed his mom.

[00:50:27] And he thought it was fucking the devil, but he did it.

[00:50:30] That's what I think happened.

[00:50:32] And if we dwell in a real magical world and that shit, then I'm also interested in that

[00:50:38] sense.

[00:50:39] But half the movie is like, oh shit, is this real?

[00:50:42] Is it fucking mental illness?

[00:50:44] Who fucking knows?

[00:50:45] I like their house in the movie.

[00:50:46] House was cool.

[00:50:47] Yeah.

[00:50:48] And if it was real, fuck them.

[00:50:51] We just spoiled the shit out of this movie.

[00:50:52] Who fucking cares?

[00:50:53] Rosemary's baby is great.

[00:50:55] That movie fucking is awesome.

[00:50:57] Never seen that.

[00:50:58] It's so good.

[00:50:59] That's probably why you like her editor because you've only seen bad movies.

[00:51:01] No.

[00:51:02] I've seen.

[00:51:03] This is like when Ward L saw spring breakers and he wouldn't shut up about it.

[00:51:06] No, it's not like that.

[00:51:07] Now I know what art is.

[00:51:08] Yeah.

[00:51:09] It's not like that.

[00:51:10] It uses all over social media.

[00:51:11] He's tweeting about it.

[00:51:12] Like, this is truly art.

[00:51:13] I have to go see it again.

[00:51:14] It's like, why don't you just watch five more movies first?

[00:51:17] Yeah, watch different.

[00:51:18] There's no branding opportunity.

[00:51:19] There's so many good movies that are out there.

[00:51:22] Yeah.

[00:51:23] Because that aligned with his brand.

[00:51:24] The thing about Brandon Ward L is he's what you would call a fan.

[00:51:31] Back in the day, you'd call a guy like that a fag.

[00:51:35] Jack.

[00:51:36] Jack.

[00:51:37] Who's this kid?

[00:51:38] Brandon, what are you talking about?

[00:51:39] Jack, that's our friend.

[00:51:40] The Democratic debates.

[00:51:41] Five years ago, you could call those guys fags.

[00:51:45] Now everyone's got their panties in a knot.

[00:51:48] That's the way they like it.

[00:51:50] Shoved up their ass.

[00:51:52] Their penis attached to the back.

[00:51:55] They tie their penis and they're underwear.

[00:51:58] You used to be only the broads that had their panties in a knot and now it's the fellas.

[00:52:02] Or is it their dick?

[00:52:04] And you don't know which bathroom you're supposed to use.

[00:52:09] Then the whatever Rolling Stones song starts off that.

[00:52:12] Yeah, give me something.

[00:52:14] There's shots of Boston.

[00:52:18] Back in the day, the only thing you have to worry about was your wife fucking the mail

[00:52:22] man.

[00:52:23] Now you have to worry about your wife turning into the mail man.

[00:52:28] She's going to get a piece of her leg cut out, sewed on to her pussy so you can't fuck

[00:52:33] it anymore.

[00:52:34] And now she's a fella.

[00:52:35] If you don't suck that dick every day, you're a racist.

[00:52:40] I'm departed.

[00:52:43] I want to watch the part again.

[00:52:55] Oh, give me shelter and fuck my ass.

[00:53:02] Okay.

[00:53:03] Yeah, it'd be fun.

[00:53:06] I might do that.

[00:53:08] Just take the opening and just do a couple of passes with different narrative.

[00:53:13] I mean, what you just said was fucking hilarious.

[00:53:16] Now you got to worry about your wife becoming the mail man.

[00:53:24] Back in the day, you weren't allowed to fuck kids and you still can, but you can turn them

[00:53:28] into a girl.

[00:53:30] Damn, would you be mad if your wife transitioned?

[00:53:35] No, I would stay with her because I love the person.

[00:53:39] Well, you get so much.

[00:53:40] So much I'd be like, yeah, my wife transitions.

[00:53:45] I would be like, you're such a good, such a good guy.

[00:53:49] You know, yeah.

[00:53:50] Yeah.

[00:53:51] A lot of women stay with their husbands when they transition.

[00:53:55] Do they?

[00:53:56] No, I don't know.

[00:53:57] That's why we should marry a guy.

[00:54:04] Stay with a wife.

[00:54:05] In case we become trans.

[00:54:06] Dude, I'm about to go for it.

[00:54:09] I used to let you get your dick cut off and keep your wife.

[00:54:14] Oh, my dick is soft.

[00:54:20] Oh, my dick is soft.

[00:54:23] Yeah, I like that one.

[00:54:26] I'm fucking little.

[00:54:30] I see a small dick and I want to suck it off.

[00:54:35] That's not a never be.

[00:54:36] No, I know.

[00:54:37] He's in stir of echoes, though.

[00:54:39] What the fuck is that?

[00:54:41] It was like a Kevin Bacon movie that's kind of a shining rip off, or at least an homage

[00:54:45] to the shining.

[00:54:46] Oh, mowage.

[00:54:47] Yeah.

[00:54:48] Kevin Bacon, who's like, it's interesting that he's had like such a career.

[00:54:53] Yeah, truly.

[00:54:54] Yes, it's probably his best performance.

[00:54:59] Mr. Donnie Darko, Mr. Griffith.

[00:55:02] Footless when he plays the trauma last or something.

[00:55:05] Mr. Griffith.

[00:55:06] I've never seen Mr. Griffith.

[00:55:07] Donnie Darko is like, I was associated with that one.

[00:55:10] Hold on a second.

[00:55:11] You're telling me that Jimmy knows that there's a river here that's mystic.

[00:55:15] Is that the plot?

[00:55:16] Yeah.

[00:55:17] Find the magical river.

[00:55:18] The plot is Tim Robbins is raped by a pre-cisiboy.

[00:55:22] Damn.

[00:55:23] And he's kidnapped and raped for two weeks and he escapes and then his friends aren't

[00:55:26] allowed to hang out with him anymore.

[00:55:28] So they grow up and one of the friends becomes a cop, the other one becomes like a criminal.

[00:55:33] And then-

[00:55:34] What another movie Kevin Bacon was in where he was the rapist?

[00:55:37] No, that's a hollow man.

[00:55:40] Yeah, he like rapes a bunch of kids in a jail.

[00:55:43] No, you're thinking of sleepers.

[00:55:45] That's a good ass movie.

[00:55:46] Yeah, where the kids all go to jail and they fuck him up at the end.

[00:55:49] Because they kill that.

[00:55:50] Yeah, because they push that cart.

[00:55:52] They push the cart down the stairs.

[00:55:53] Subway.

[00:55:54] Yeah.

[00:55:55] What?

[00:55:56] They go to jail for that?

[00:55:57] Yeah.

[00:55:58] Yeah.

[00:55:59] I forgot the specifics.

[00:56:00] I just know that Kevin Bacon has his way with their asses.

[00:56:01] Yeah.

[00:56:02] Which is pretty fucked up.

[00:56:03] You give me asshole.

[00:56:04] You're a fucking guy.

[00:56:06] His face is very skeletal.

[00:56:08] He's hot, dude.

[00:56:09] He's hot.

[00:56:10] You're mad at your mouth like that.

[00:56:12] Kevin Bacon yells, he's hot.

[00:56:13] He's got perfect going nose.

[00:56:15] It's like a little bit upturned.

[00:56:17] Not pretty small.

[00:56:19] You spend a lot of time thinking about that.

[00:56:21] I think about nose shape all the time, of course.

[00:56:23] What else could I think of?

[00:56:24] Your nose is not even that big, man.

[00:56:27] It's not that bad.

[00:56:28] Yeah.

[00:56:29] It's more your whole attitude and vibe.

[00:56:31] That's a problem.

[00:56:32] Bad person.

[00:56:33] You got a bad attitude, man.

[00:56:35] You're for an attitude adjustment.

[00:56:36] You need an attitude adjustment.

[00:56:39] I pulled down my pants and attitude adjuster has ridden very small font on my penis.

[00:56:42] Back in the day you could put a fish hook through a Chinaman's Ark.

[00:56:46] Stay on to start your own wrap group.

[00:56:52] Now you're playing a rice cooker in the middle of the marathon with everyone's calling for

[00:56:56] the death penalty.

[00:56:57] Ooh.

[00:56:58] Give me shelter.

[00:56:59] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:07] That's beautiful, Jack.

[00:57:08] Thank you.

[00:57:09] Very good.

[00:57:10] Jack, great stuff there.

[00:57:11] Oh, my phone.

[00:57:13] Used to be retard.

[00:57:14] Wanted to go to Harvard.

[00:57:16] He just had to do a couple of faggot math problems down in the basement.

[00:57:20] But now you just need to be a faggot.

[00:57:22] I'll put you on the admission list for your charge.

[00:57:26] I don't think that's how it works, Jack.

[00:57:28] Ooh, yeah.

[00:57:29] That's how it works.

[00:57:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:34] That's how it works.

[00:57:35] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:36] There's no way you can fuck my ass.

[00:57:41] How about this, this Vietnamese journalist who got fucking wrecked.

[00:57:46] I haven't even cooked up.

[00:57:48] Yeah, Andy.

[00:57:49] No, no, no.

[00:57:51] Andy, no pussy for you.

[00:57:53] No.

[00:57:54] No pussy for gay.

[00:57:55] I'm super gay.

[00:57:56] I'm super gay.

[00:57:57] What, I don't even know what.

[00:58:01] He is actually gay, isn't he?

[00:58:02] I don't know what, who is actually gay.

[00:58:04] It's like a right wing news site.

[00:58:07] It sounds stupid.

[00:58:08] That's a stupid one, man.

[00:58:09] It sounds like toilet paper.

[00:58:10] Yeah, it sounds like, yeah, Gillette.

[00:58:11] Yeah.

[00:58:12] But I thought it was Australian.

[00:58:14] I don't fucking know what the fuck you're asking me for.

[00:58:15] Whatever, who cares?

[00:58:17] And who is it, what happened?

[00:58:19] I don't even know where the,

[00:58:20] this happened in San Francisco, Portland.

[00:58:23] There was some antifua parade or something.

[00:58:26] They all fucking dressed up like, yeah.

[00:58:28] He showed up to take pictures and be like,

[00:58:30] why are you guys doing, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:58:33] And then they threw milkshakes at him

[00:58:35] and one guy decked him and fucked up his eye.

[00:58:37] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[00:58:39] And now it's like, like people on the left being like,

[00:58:42] he's not a fucking journalist, you know?

[00:58:44] Yeah.

[00:58:45] And which like, that is stupid.

[00:58:48] I mean, he writes things just because his shitty opinions

[00:58:51] is, I mean, he's not a journalist.

[00:58:52] Sure.

[00:58:53] And then I guess,

[00:58:56] can I be a journalist?

[00:58:57] All right guys are now spreading this rumor

[00:59:00] that they put concrete mix in the milkshakes.

[00:59:02] So he becomes like a stone man.

[00:59:06] But that's not a superhero.

[00:59:07] First of all, I don't know if you've ever mixed concrete,

[00:59:09] but you can't just.

[00:59:10] Yeah, you can't do it in a fucking paper cup.

[00:59:11] You can't do it, what?

[00:59:12] I mean, you probably could, but it's like,

[00:59:13] it's like finicky and you can't just like dump it in.

[00:59:16] It dries with milk with like a bunch of other shit in there.

[00:59:21] It's just not gonna solidify.

[00:59:23] Also like even if it did solidify,

[00:59:24] I don't understand what do you think is gonna happen.

[00:59:27] It's just a thicker milkshake.

[00:59:29] I don't know.

[00:59:30] No, it would be you fucking walked.

[00:59:32] You would just be throwing a rock at him basically.

[00:59:34] Yeah, but even if you threw a cup of water with rocks in it,

[00:59:37] it's not that much different

[00:59:38] than just throwing a milkshake at somebody.

[00:59:40] No, it's different.

[00:59:42] All right.

[00:59:43] I mean, why not just get a milkshake?

[00:59:45] Why not get a blizzard?

[00:59:47] You guys want to go for blizzards?

[00:59:49] I do, but a bunch of blizzards.

[00:59:51] Blizzards throw it anti-fashes.

[00:59:54] If you really hate fascism, you'll come to Derek's queen.

[00:59:58] Mastercard presents new quick pay.

[01:00:01] So if you want to, I don't want to tweet it, Mastercard.

[01:00:04] Be like, I just use Mastercard quick pay to buy gay sex at a truck stop.

[01:00:09] I'm sucking a man's dick at the Patterson, New Jersey truck stop.

[01:00:15] Thanks to Mastercard.

[01:00:18] I'm stopping Trump by barebacking.

[01:00:22] By getting gonorrhea from a trucker.

[01:00:24] Yeah, I'm cutting up a bunch of cocaine with my Mastercard

[01:00:28] and doing poppers and having salute the pride, by the way.

[01:00:35] Yeah, apparently like there was people spray painting over the Mastercard logo

[01:00:39] and then the city was like quick to fix it.

[01:00:41] At pride?

[01:00:42] Yeah, at pride.

[01:00:43] Oh, it's a Mastercard.

[01:00:44] They paid for everything.

[01:00:45] Oh, that's hilarious.

[01:00:46] Yeah.

[01:00:47] I know.

[01:00:48] I watched some of the coverage of sitting in a restaurant earlier.

[01:00:51] They just had it on.

[01:00:52] All the floats come by.

[01:00:53] There's the Mastercard float, the HSBC float, the Bravo network float.

[01:00:59] Oh, they love Bravo.

[01:01:01] Yeah, sure.

[01:01:02] But I mean, is there a prep float?

[01:01:04] There should be stuff that gay guys like.

[01:01:06] They should be.

[01:01:07] They do like a flowy blouse float.

[01:01:09] Yeah.

[01:01:10] Crop tops.

[01:01:11] I saw a lot of crop tops.

[01:01:13] Yeah.

[01:01:14] At pride?

[01:01:15] I missed pride this year.

[01:01:17] I was at the beach.

[01:01:19] Mm hmm.

[01:01:20] But it's like brands used to be like a boy for wear of how people could read that as like

[01:01:25] the cynical and honest reading of like their appropriation of that kind of shit.

[01:01:30] But because like woke people have like blown the doors off that kind of criticism or they

[01:01:35] just don't.

[01:01:36] Oh, now every ad is.

[01:01:37] Yeah.

[01:01:38] Yeah.

[01:01:39] Every ad is going to be woke because it's like they'll never recognize it for being.

[01:01:41] Yeah.

[01:01:42] It's like cynical as it is.

[01:01:43] Yeah.

[01:01:44] They're on board with it like that like that fucking like the pink fighter jets for fucking

[01:01:49] breast cancer is like they could not be more excited about something.

[01:01:55] Yeah.

[01:01:56] They had pink buckets at KFC for breast cancer when like heart disease kills way more people.

[01:02:02] Oh, yeah.

[01:02:03] Well, let's not start.

[01:02:04] You know, I would like to see the facts.

[01:02:07] How about shark disease?

[01:02:09] Mm hmm.

[01:02:10] What's that?

[01:02:11] You should your pencil you die.

[01:02:12] You should your pencil you die.

[01:02:13] I hope that doesn't happen to me.

[01:02:16] Oh, my dick is hard now.

[01:02:19] Ooh, E.D. asshole.

[01:02:22] Oh, fuck a man.

[01:02:26] Thank you.

[01:02:28] Oh, I am a faggot.

[01:02:32] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

[01:02:35] correct.

[01:02:36] Incredibly correct.

[01:02:39] Very ass fucking true.

[01:02:41] Rubio to the fucking son of that's old.

[01:02:43] Marco Rubio.

[01:02:44] That's old news.

[01:02:47] Oh, my dick is small.

[01:02:51] You have a little ass penis.

[01:02:52] I would very much like to have sex with Mary Ann Williamson though.

[01:02:56] Mary Ann Billiamson.

[01:02:58] Mary D. Williamson.

[01:02:59] You know she gives good top.

[01:03:01] Dude, you know she like.

[01:03:03] She's like one of those older ladies that's like a sex nerd.

[01:03:07] She's like she knows.

[01:03:09] She'll teach you.

[01:03:10] She'll teach you.

[01:03:11] I bet you she would like to roll my.

[01:03:12] Tab sex.

[01:03:13] And she loves foreskin.

[01:03:15] She's probably does.

[01:03:17] Although I would love to fuck her and be like damn I bet this would have felt so good 400

[01:03:22] years ago.

[01:03:23] I wonder how Pussy's staying tacked.

[01:03:28] No, she probably like does Kegel.

[01:03:30] Oh, she definitely does.

[01:03:31] She's tight.

[01:03:32] She looks good, dude.

[01:03:34] Yep.

[01:03:35] I don't understand.

[01:03:36] How do you think she's talking about like what is her qualifications?

[01:03:39] Love.

[01:03:40] Love.

[01:03:41] Yeah.

[01:03:42] She drives a vault so I can beat her.

[01:03:45] Who was she?

[01:03:46] Like a pouper is bracelet and rings and she's like she's Sarah basically.

[01:03:52] Yeah.

[01:03:53] Wait, she's Oprah spiritual wise.

[01:03:54] Is that true?

[01:03:55] Yeah.

[01:03:56] And she like wrote a bunch of books about like awesome.

[01:03:58] She's just some dumb.

[01:04:00] I love that.

[01:04:01] I've got a couple of big sound bite.

[01:04:03] Totally.

[01:04:04] That sound bite bit from the debate where she's like she's like we don't have a healthcare

[01:04:08] country system in this country.

[01:04:10] We have a sickness care system in this country.

[01:04:13] That sounded good.

[01:04:14] I don't know what that means.

[01:04:15] It's like when you go to like like a family event and like everyone's drunk and you're

[01:04:19] on it's like I'll tell you what he is.

[01:04:21] He's a pussy grabber.

[01:04:22] And everyone just kind of glosses over it because it's like oh you've had like nine

[01:04:27] mimos.

[01:04:28] You're drunk again.

[01:04:29] Yeah.

[01:04:30] And we don't want to start a big family fight.

[01:04:31] Yeah.

[01:04:32] When I was to ignore it.

[01:04:33] Let's shut.

[01:04:34] We listened to your whole thing about how you can drink battery acid to cure cancer.

[01:04:38] Yeah.

[01:04:39] And you haven't kept a job for over two years.

[01:04:41] Yeah.

[01:04:42] The entire family is supporting you.

[01:04:44] Right.

[01:04:45] You still think it's wood stock.

[01:04:47] Yeah.

[01:04:48] Damn.

[01:04:49] It's a fucking yeah.

[01:04:51] It's the Tony's Tony's supremacist sister character type.

[01:04:57] Yeah.

[01:04:58] Shouts out to her.

[01:04:59] My favorite thing about her is the new age the new age the new age boomer narcissist.

[01:05:04] That's what that is.

[01:05:05] Yeah.

[01:05:06] Great.

[01:05:07] Great brain.

[01:05:08] I got a bunch of those in my family.

[01:05:09] Yeah.

[01:05:10] And let me tell you I fucking hate them.

[01:05:12] They don't have any of those to do too foreign for that shit.

[01:05:15] Yeah.

[01:05:16] I don't know if I told you like a story I went to like a like a Zendo once where you

[01:05:22] know you're sitting and then you like talk afterwards.

[01:05:25] And there was these Jewish women there.

[01:05:27] He's like middle aged Jewish women.

[01:05:30] And afterwards it like the Dharma talk like the guy leading the thing was like a like

[01:05:34] a I mean not necessarily a monk but you know like a lifelong Buddhist or whatever and he

[01:05:39] owned the property and he would lead the Dharma talk.

[01:05:42] But it was like open for anybody to share any thoughts they had or questions or yeah.

[01:05:45] And this woman is like I would like to say that it was very nice sitting with you.

[01:05:50] I practiced in the SODI, a SODO style of Buddhism for many many years.

[01:05:57] I went to and then she just starts rattling off.

[01:06:00] Oh my god.

[01:06:01] Yeah.

[01:06:02] And the fucking older guy was just so dismissive of her.

[01:06:05] He's like yo who cares.

[01:06:07] So what you know because she's just trying to like she's trying to brag and he recognized

[01:06:14] that immediately and she's like kind of counterproductive to the whole.

[01:06:17] It's like whenever you go to a Q and A. Yeah.

[01:06:20] Everyone's questions.

[01:06:21] She was so immediately like just offended and kind of off put that he wasn't like wow.

[01:06:26] Oh yeah.

[01:06:27] Yeah.

[01:06:28] She wanted that so bad.

[01:06:29] And a Q and A everyone's question is about showing off what they know and then there's

[01:06:34] really no question at the end.

[01:06:35] I can't imagine asking a question of a Q and A. It's yeah.

[01:06:39] It's super bad.

[01:06:40] Fuck dude.

[01:06:41] Well I would just say baba booi baba booi.

[01:06:43] They gave me the mic.

[01:06:44] Mm hmm.

[01:06:45] You know I can't imagine what kind of Q and A I would go to.

[01:06:48] I've been like filled with screenings that have the director at them afterwards.

[01:06:52] Yeah.

[01:06:53] Yeah.

[01:06:54] Let's some motherfucker.

[01:06:55] She just go to all of them and met your graph and be like um well you do my podcast.

[01:06:59] You can question.

[01:07:00] I'm expecting an answer.

[01:07:04] That is a question.

[01:07:05] Yeah.

[01:07:06] I'm putting some feelers out there to get OJ on the pod.

[01:07:09] Don't get excited though folks.

[01:07:11] Well why would you even say it?

[01:07:13] Well you know maybe they can tweet at him.

[01:07:15] I'm talking about my feelers.

[01:07:16] I'm talking about my feelers out loud.

[01:07:19] Yeah dude.

[01:07:20] Well yours are probably more realistic.

[01:07:21] They're well they're dried up.

[01:07:22] But if we go John McAfee fucking is that dried up?

[01:07:26] I just haven't texted him.

[01:07:27] Text him.

[01:07:28] We'll go out to North Carolina.

[01:07:29] We'll fucking go to North Carolina.

[01:07:30] We'll do like weird research chemicals with him.

[01:07:33] Yeah.

[01:07:34] Trip out on at the fucking on the outer banks.

[01:07:36] It is pretty tight to be like fucking 87 years old and you're like yeah blow getting

[01:07:40] travel tattoos.

[01:07:41] Yeah they got rocks.

[01:07:42] That's what it's cool again.

[01:07:43] Yeah.

[01:07:44] Like doing fucking gaseous when you're old makes it cool.

[01:07:47] Yeah.

[01:07:48] How much money does he have from the anti virus?

[01:07:51] Probably hundreds of millions of dollars.

[01:07:53] Dude that's so sick.

[01:07:54] You think he'll give us a million if we ask him.

[01:07:55] He's like a rich guy that like he already had money and then he bought a bunch of fucking

[01:07:59] Bitcoin.

[01:08:00] Really?

[01:08:01] Oh yeah.

[01:08:02] Oh that's awesome.

[01:08:03] Yeah he's loaded.

[01:08:04] Is he like a libertarian?

[01:08:06] Oh suck my asshole.

[01:08:09] Oh my dick is small.

[01:08:15] Well folks.

[01:08:22] I think we've it's too hot to do.

[01:08:25] So I'm sweating.

[01:08:27] Fake.

[01:08:28] That's that'll do it for us.

[01:08:29] Hey if you're around New York this Tuesday come to my show at the stand next week come

[01:08:34] to fucking funny moms on the eighth Tuesday the second fact Tuesday with your boy Star

[01:08:40] Rose Hacks we got Gary Goldman Yomani Kasan, Sam Merrell and me Blotnik the eighth we got

[01:08:46] funny moms.

[01:08:49] We have not booked it but it'll be good.

[01:08:51] It'll be phenomenal.

[01:08:52] And so we have funny moms every Monday and then I do a show at the stand now every Tuesday.

[01:08:57] So come out to either one of those suck fuck get your penis rubbed.

[01:09:02] The stand is now a union square.

[01:09:05] So that's pretty central.

[01:09:07] Easy to get to.

[01:09:08] Do we have any we don't have any road dates to it?

[01:09:11] Nothing set but watch this.

[01:09:13] We're trying baby.

[01:09:14] We're trying to get on the road.

[01:09:16] Everyone in America that's like you don't know you went to two countries that are not

[01:09:19] America first that's valid but we are actually trying to get one together hopefully for

[01:09:24] October November.

[01:09:26] So we'll see babies.

[01:09:27] We'll let you know soon.

[01:09:28] Thanks for listening.

[01:09:29] Overs Head.