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Bonus 142 - Cheeseburger In Service of The LORD

Cum Town | Premium | 07/14/2019

[00:00:00] Yeah, he's not eating dude
[00:00:03] But but that's like
[00:00:05] That's not calorie calories. Yeah, that's not chloric. I just need something in my throat. You're drinking slim fast
[00:00:12] I'm getting some fast right now. Well, it's got more than like insured
[00:00:16] That's like you drink that if you're like hung over if you just want a meal in a bottle
[00:00:20] Yeah, you should drink slim fast. Well, I was gonna get a muscle milk, but they didn't have one at the Bodega
[00:00:25] What about
[00:00:27] bone broves
[00:00:29] Yeah, I should go in for some of that isn't that what Rocky drinks when he has cancer in creed
[00:00:35] It's what anorexic girls drink. Yeah, so then you don't want that. You know what dude. Let me make you let me make you milkshakes
[00:00:44] I've been doing a lot of shakes. Fuck because you can just drink it, you know, I wish I could eat for you
[00:00:51] Anyway, welcome to come town
[00:00:53] We're trying to get we're trying to plump out them up making fucking so fat
[00:00:59] Yeah, stop you ever been stop has been getting into like a feeder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:01:04] Yes
[00:01:05] We did honestly it would be imagine fat me. It would be that would be awesome. Yeah, just yeah load up on like
[00:01:12] You just got to combine carbs and fats. I would just honest
[00:01:15] I would look like a F2M if I got fat you really had a like
[00:01:19] Childbearing
[00:01:23] You know how they still kind of have the lady hips they can't get rid of it
[00:01:26] They all have kind of your voice and my voice. Yeah
[00:01:30] You have an F2M your whole vibe is after M dude
[00:01:34] I've an FM for lunch you should get like make some spaghetti
[00:01:37] Then melt half a stick of butter in it. Yes with some like melt get some like garlic
[00:01:43] Someone told me of mince garlic and then just melt that down in butter and olive oil
[00:01:48] Yes, yes, yes someone's only 711 donuts are like a thousand calories or something and they taste like air nice
[00:01:55] Yeah, well you need to fuck up your insulin levels, too
[00:01:57] Yeah, I should do that too. Yeah, so you want to like yeah a lot of like candy
[00:02:03] Maybe like have that and then have like a bunch of sweets right after so I get the 711 donuts
[00:02:08] But you want to eat like the have that butter spaghetti first. It's so funny
[00:02:12] Stop and I went out for breakfast like a week ago, and I just could not eat he was just laughing at me
[00:02:17] He's like we're like the complete opposite yeah, no, I get that when I'm like sad. I like not it makes you hot. It's great
[00:02:25] No, I can't stop eating like a hundred thirty pounds right now. No, yeah, yeah, hoars love the hoars around here
[00:02:32] Love that little shit. You just you do like that shit start dressing in like striped pajamas
[00:02:38] Yeah, holocaust stuff. Yeah. Yeah, well that's the thing about the holocaust is they wore those pajamas because the vertical stripes were
[00:02:45] Slimming they didn't actually really get that skinny in the oh really. Yeah, it's Jewish propaganda
[00:02:51] Well the photos it's you still imply the verticals. Yeah, that's only the hot ones. They got naked. Yeah, the hot
[00:03:00] Fat horse
[00:03:02] Max takes me a couple months ago and it made me laugh so hard
[00:03:05] You sent me a picture of like dudes in the in the camps in the barracks like emaciated and you just said no home
[00:03:18] Your cock probably looks as big as it's ever gonna look when you're emaciated to be fair
[00:03:22] I don't know dude. I think like isn't your cock just an organ like I
[00:03:28] Wish your cock you need to have a good diet
[00:03:30] And it's not to like get the adequate blood flow to get like a nice, but I just mean soft
[00:03:36] It'll hang the nicest when you're a nice eat a lot of beats
[00:03:39] beats increases the
[00:03:42] nitric oxide in your blood
[00:03:44] I feel like you're shitting out blood and loosing your your your
[00:03:49] Your I found all those out when I was
[00:03:52] Your heart you know I was gonna get out my heart. I remember you were making that weird beat garlic like puree that you're eating
[00:03:59] Yeah, why was using that as like a pasta sauce alternative. It wasn't bad. Mm-hmm. Yeah, interesting
[00:04:05] Yeah, garlic garlic beats
[00:04:08] Olive oil this is to make your cock look big when you're emaciated. Yeah
[00:04:13] So don't but you don't want to do that. You want to just stick a butter
[00:04:16] some minced garlic
[00:04:19] Little bit of onion powder
[00:04:21] man, honestly, I feel like what I
[00:04:24] I feel like I need Elvis's got his life together, but I feel like we need to get the team back together
[00:04:30] Fatten you up the fat boy squad with one weekend of me and eldest in the zone the four Chinese a day
[00:04:38] Forcing the berries
[00:04:40] Two-minute one for lunch one for dinner. Mm-hmm. Do we got to get the team back together?
[00:04:45] It is just making me sick right now. Yeah, I scream. I scream is good for that
[00:04:49] Yeah, cuz I guess it's soft. Yeah. No, I mean you really should be trying to eat right now like as much
[00:04:54] Candy and like yeah, just like really high GI stuff to really fuck up your insulin levels
[00:05:00] Is the way that'll make you gain weight it'll make you gain weight because your your body will be low you'll have I didn't
[00:05:05] I wasn't sure if you're more or less insulin sensitivity
[00:05:08] I can't remember which but it'll cause your body to store more as
[00:05:12] Fat if you're just eating just sugar constantly. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, well do that
[00:05:17] Just give this man some honestly. I just need to get you can suck my nuts. I just need to get to the rack, dude
[00:05:22] I just need a I just need a
[00:05:25] Hoping that YMCA you could suck my penis because it's very sweet. It's too late for that the idea of building muscle is kind of the ship is
[00:05:32] Sailed that's not true. The such a thing as muscle memory. I can get my muscles back
[00:05:37] I had muscular faces like the Holocaust
[00:05:43] Everyone knows this about me. Yeah
[00:05:45] I am periodically muscular a genetic predisposition to a fake history. So sure there's nothing for it to remember
[00:05:53] Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean
[00:05:55] What was it? What are the best like cuz you've had periods where you've done like strain training?
[00:05:59] What's like the best? What are your best list?
[00:06:02] On like bench sure bench and squat thing dude like 140. Oh, yeah, so there's no muscle memory
[00:06:10] Yeah, but it looks like I have muscles because I'm so skinny. I look cut. I
[00:06:16] Just look like a nice twink. You know you look like a nice foot swing and here's what's the problem with that?
[00:06:21] Yeah, walk around being a nice little twink. You're happy with that
[00:06:24] I'm not happy with this right now because people are like are you are you sick? Yeah, but that's only people look nice though
[00:06:30] That's all I don't look the nice. I look nice when I have some muscle on me
[00:06:34] You never have muscle on you. That's not true. People never say I don't have talking about you say you look cut
[00:06:40] But I remember when I like before we started the pod and I'm I've been tome for a month
[00:06:44] No, no, and I went to the gym every day. No, I don't I don't remember that at all. I'll show you pics, dude
[00:06:52] I don't recall you I don't think you ever listen anything you're
[00:06:56] Not cute. I'm not saying you're not a pussy getting me fucker. I appreciate it
[00:07:00] I fuck I fuck you are not and have never had any muscle
[00:07:04] All right, well, you're probably right about that, but and there's nothing wrong with that
[00:07:09] You look like you know what it would be nice to grab you by the hips and just split your ass wide open
[00:07:15] That's the vibe is okay. I
[00:07:18] Think you should go billionaire pedophile and then don't forget your honestly
[00:07:24] Honestly, we won't fuck the kids, but we want you guys are gonna fucking fly logs
[00:07:29] I got my boys on the fly logs anytime. I'm signing in under eldest
[00:07:37] I can't
[00:07:41] I
[00:07:44] Can't do that music camp. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, no, I have it
[00:07:50] There's like a music camp for like gifted like children
[00:07:53] They cuss reported it out, but like some they added me to the funny accounts tab on Twitter incredible
[00:07:59] So it's like you know like oh fluff the dog. Oh, you know, and it's just like me being like Hillary Clinton is
[00:08:13] Like you between Kumail
[00:08:15] Right
[00:08:17] Like Billy I mr. President. No, yeah, I get like I get Billy on the street being like he's not a legitimate president
[00:08:24] And I don't and I'm under funny accounts like that's what comedy is no hold on though
[00:08:29] Can we talk because I did look into this temple and I don't know about this?
[00:08:33] The only explanation anyone's offering is that like well?
[00:08:36] He's a classically trained pianist so he needs a place to play piano
[00:08:38] So it's a soundproof room on the far end of the island which locks from the outside. It doesn't lock from the outside
[00:08:45] That's like that's stupid. They just they talked to some general contractor the doors are painted on
[00:08:51] There's no like there's no actual doors
[00:08:54] Then you can see there is some like what looks like sliding glass doors on the back
[00:08:58] But that lock from the outside is just a painted facade
[00:09:02] Fisade oh that sucks. I thought at least it was like a real deal old school
[00:09:06] But then it's like yeah with why are there like at gold now?
[00:09:09] It's a miksthat shoes and like all this like golden alps Poseidon Poseidon, but it's like you know
[00:09:16] I mean you think this is like secret society ritualistic. Yeah, but I think it's it's worth
[00:09:21] It's even beside in that. Yeah, it's fake. It's Neptune who was eaten by his father
[00:09:26] Who is ritually sacrificed that's right as a child
[00:09:31] Yep by Saturn interesting Saturn 8 Neptune wait, but didn't it but he comes back and he's the sea guy
[00:09:38] I he does because the Jupiter kills Saturn Zeus. I guess this is in these are the Roman guys Roman gods
[00:09:45] I know they just fucking jock dar shit. They just changed the name. Please call them by the real name
[00:09:50] I respect the zoo Poseidon and what you're describing is the Titans
[00:09:56] Zeus fuck the Titans up and and then the gods of Olympus got the world from them
[00:10:02] But yes the Titans ate Poseidon. I believe yeah, yes
[00:10:06] But don't call him fucking
[00:10:09] Jupiter whatever. Well anyways, that's what's going on in that thing is her eating children. Well the other guys well
[00:10:15] Mr. Epstein is yours. He might have built his own
[00:10:24] You know what I was hilarious that they said at one point that golden dome shit blew off during a hurricane
[00:10:30] So I love the idea of like fucking that's how he gets caught. There's some there's like a helicopter patrolling because of the hurricane
[00:10:38] And it just blows off and you just see Epstein looking up and he's fucking a child
[00:10:46] See some graphic or whatever the 4chan produced like I guess it like
[00:10:51] like
[00:10:52] All those guys knew about that temple somehow two years ago because they're the ones that's also
[00:10:57] Attention to shit every day. They have their own. Yeah, you know, they're using like satellite software to like document every aspect of the fucking island
[00:11:06] But like there was some graphic that looked like it was out of popular mechanics where it shows that the dome is just like a
[00:11:12] Machine room for an elevator that leads down. Oh
[00:11:15] So there's an underground layer, but there's not I mean he's a got a bat cave. Yeah, well
[00:11:21] It's not a bad cave. It's an underground place to rape children rape a cave and sacrifice them
[00:11:26] What is it with underground and raping children because that's what Pizzicade was all about the catholic cult vibes are better
[00:11:32] So these are all cults are into basements. Well, no, I mean it's like a goth thing
[00:11:37] I was back to Greek times when like the there. Yeah, there were these no we were first of all we were raping in daylight
[00:11:43] Thank you very much ritualistic sacrifices that worship the underworld. So it literally is a relation to like Hades lived under the ground
[00:11:50] Yeah, do not listen do not besmirch. We were teaching those kids math
[00:11:54] Yeah, you're good on we were sucking them off. Yeah, we were not taking them on ground
[00:11:59] We weren't chopping up their bodies. We were there boy
[00:12:02] It was a more like a big brother little brother. It was a boyfriend and girl where instead of yeah
[00:12:07] You get fuck you get to fuck the child and I'm not saying that's right
[00:12:11] But we weren't doing it underground. We had nothing there was no shame in our game. We were doing it right
[00:12:17] So God Zeus and everyone could see but anyway continue
[00:12:24] Oh, yeah, no, I mean
[00:12:27] Yeah, then if you look at the pictures too, there's clearly like
[00:12:31] Also service entrances that go into like I mean there's all these like places on the island that clearly lead underground
[00:12:39] Mm-hmm people are like oh, it's probably just like a maintenance service
[00:12:43] like so you you blast it out a hole in the side of the the the hill to put a maintenance shed there
[00:12:50] You couldn't just build a maintenance. Yeah, you could just go get a fucking like a pop up
[00:12:55] You know aluminum sided shit like there's zero reason for it to be lead underground unless it leads to underground tunnel
[00:13:02] Well, it is back in it
[00:13:04] Well, it also could have been though something that has to do with plumbing. Isn't that a possibility?
[00:13:08] Yeah, pump station to like bring water to the rest, but I do like better the idea that it is an underground child fuck orium
[00:13:16] Yeah
[00:13:18] That sucks dude. I mean, why did he need to do it underground? Did you check out the other shit?
[00:13:23] I didn't even read his own fucking island
[00:13:25] But all the shit he got shipped over there was like the meat grinder and like a carpet room and tile remover
[00:13:31] And then like a dentist chair also
[00:13:33] Damn, that's some saw shit. Yeah, I think literally fucking is though dude, and he looks like it
[00:13:40] Look at that big-ass fucking jaw. That's a scared motherfucker to have rape you. He's got a really weird look
[00:13:45] It's like I'm not like no one cute
[00:13:48] I mean, I'm gonna say you should be raped by a cute guy
[00:13:50] No one should be no children or anyone should be raped, but he looks crazy that jaw is too big to get raped by
[00:13:57] He looks like he's kind of cute. He's not cute. No, he looks like Hellboy. He's like
[00:14:04] Dude, he's Ron Perlman's
[00:14:06] He's Ron Perlman's it guy the tether
[00:14:11] Sweet Ron Perlman didn't you trick Ron Perlman into retweeting something because you said you're
[00:14:16] Drawing or something, but yeah, I barely got any sleep last night
[00:14:21] Well, how are you feeling?
[00:14:23] Sweetish thing what's that what Swedish Switzerland Switzerland? I guess I just saw a headline Nick probably read it
[00:14:30] But yeah, there was like a camp for like gifted musician children that he had a private cabinet
[00:14:37] Damn dude
[00:14:39] Who knows how much fucking?
[00:14:41] Awesome piano music we've it's sort of like it's like Jimmy Saville
[00:14:45] Got away with it right and died Jimmy Saville right is that right Nick? Yeah, it's a Saville
[00:14:52] Though they make suits no, he's like this he was like England's mr. Rogers
[00:14:57] He raped like three of the kids. Oh, he had that little bob haircut
[00:15:00] It's like what I don't understand but let's say let's say these are all these these are elites that have controlled the world for
[00:15:06] centuries and part of their thing is raping children or whatever and it's like
[00:15:11] They've normalized so much shit. It's like why haven't they just normalized raping and murdering children to stay in power by now?
[00:15:18] You know that's a 3000 years the program people. That's honestly true
[00:15:22] You have 3000 years to program people. It's like it makes me sure we're not living in a world now where it's like
[00:15:28] Yeah, of course Hillary has to rape and murder children
[00:15:31] That's how she stays alive with satanic power to be like continuing a girl boss president
[00:15:36] It's like what like how is that not just like of like it?
[00:15:40] It's common scent, you know, what like how they not brainwashed us to that extent yet?
[00:15:46] Hmm, you know, why would they need to do anything behind closed which makes me feel like there isn't this conspiracy?
[00:15:52] Well, no, it's like it's like no one could have predicted the technological revolution and access to information that like, you know
[00:15:59] There's a level of scrutiny now that never existed before regular fucking person like does want like that
[00:16:05] Fuck the guy freaking out in that bagel boss or whatever my king
[00:16:09] 20 years ago you could do that every day of your life
[00:16:12] And no one like no one outside of like fucking
[00:16:18] You know, it's like that's the end of it, but this guy does that he does it has one freak out and now like
[00:16:25] You know, it's for international news. Yeah, so like even even you go even you go far away
[00:16:31] We're only private island. I mean they couldn't have predicted a company like Google which didn't exist 20 years ago or
[00:16:37] 25 years ago rather. Yeah, we'd have their own satellite system mapping the world to the extent that like the government would
[00:16:45] You know so that anybody can just go look at Jeffrey Epstein's island, right? You know what I mean? Yeah
[00:16:52] What would happen if you just helicopter over?
[00:16:56] We shoot you down. No, yeah, he's got freaking lasers
[00:17:00] Oh, it's just yeah, does he really he's got freaking laser freaking lasers
[00:17:11] I mean if Ellie and Jeff gets in sneak his way into America
[00:17:14] There's no reason we shouldn't be able to sneak our way on the Jeffrey. Mm-hmm. That's that's really that is correct to just fucking go
[00:17:20] Yes, yeah, make us how we solve this put the refugees on Little Saint James Island
[00:17:26] Mmm make them crack the case. No, no, I didn't think that's what I meant like for the solve the case
[00:17:34] Hire a bunch of daily like can you get can you amass some evidence? Can you get on like a coconut raft?
[00:17:41] We'll give you some cam corners
[00:17:45] No, I'm thinking we just commandeer it and repopulate it. Mm-hmm
[00:17:50] There's a lot of options. Yeah, he's got sharks with the freaking
[00:17:53] Laser beams yes, but I mean you do you think about it. It's like there are many Jeffrey Epstein would be awesome
[00:17:59] There are religious ideas that have persisted like for thousands of years
[00:18:03] Uh-huh that are still very real to people and it's like they've always had like some degree of like a satanic
[00:18:10] Counterparter whatever even in the Bible people are sacrificing and eating children, but I feel like they're like for God though, right?
[00:18:17] Yeah, but you know, but it's like idolatry or they I feel like the only Satanists
[00:18:21] They're doing the Old Testament. They're doing it without asking or like without being asked to
[00:18:27] You mean you test them in yes
[00:18:29] Yeah, cuz in the Old Testament God was like chop up your fucking boys for me. Yeah, chop up some fucking
[00:18:35] Do you the fucking story of Isaac the story of Isaac is fucked up, but the story of Isaac
[00:18:40] He doesn't kill Isaac, but he was going to he was going to because it's like
[00:18:44] Yeah, the test is like that is that it that demonstrates faith because Abraham can't know that Isaac is is going to be saved by
[00:18:53] To me it always made God seem like an insecure bitch
[00:18:55] So it has to he has to commit to doing this act that doesn't make any sense to him
[00:19:02] You know have God the faith loved him. He wouldn't do this. Yeah, it's about having absolute faith
[00:19:07] An absolute faith is something that can't be comprehended by the individual so the act like
[00:19:12] That's what understanding of it has to go outside of of
[00:19:17] man's understanding of it
[00:19:18] So if God asked something of like that of Isaac was getting hazed bro. Yeah Abraham Abraham can't Abraham
[00:19:25] Kill your serious little faith until he believes that God will allow him to kill his son and get to the top of the mountain and
[00:19:32] Kill his son. Yeah, so once fucked up. Yeah once he gets to the top of the mountain thinks he's going to kill his son
[00:19:38] At that point then he no longer has to kill a son, but if at any point he's thinking like oh God's not actually gonna
[00:19:44] Make me kill his son then he's not gonna be acting as an F a and then he has to kill a son
[00:19:50] Yeah, which would be fucked up
[00:19:52] We're like God fuck your son nuts dude old testament God is a insecure bitch sucks the golden calf story get over it
[00:20:01] What's that about what a fucking drama queen? I wish we get a look at those fucking statues. I know dude
[00:20:07] It sucks. It's like owls. Maybe it's Poseidon. It's like get better pictures. What if it's Jeff?
[00:20:13] Let's ask Poseidon. Let's fucking fussy. There's a spot. I'm raping a child and eating it. Okay. This is what we need to do
[00:20:21] Like well, he's Jewish. So maybe he's on piano. Yeah, yeah
[00:20:26] It's her this her bought mitzvah. Yeah, that is the story. That is the story. All right a guy whose girlfriend is the daughter of a
[00:20:34] Massad agent or you know like this global lead who's connected to all of these presidents and people yes, he is
[00:20:44] abusing children for money and
[00:20:47] Pimping them out to
[00:20:50] Politicians yes, and he has a secret temple on his island and no one understands what the temple is for the temple
[00:20:56] Don't be ridiculous. Okay. This is what we got to do don't the temple is so like
[00:21:02] it's just
[00:21:04] Such show boating. Yeah, it's like not only are you getting away with a raping you learn to do it fancy style
[00:21:09] It's Deon Sanders high stepping into the end zone. It's like being a showboat. He's really a little bit of a showboat raping honestly
[00:21:17] That's it. That's unsportsman like it's unsports. It's uncalled for act like you've been in your
[00:21:24] Dude honestly, this is what we need to do. Okay, hit up John McAfee, right? Oh
[00:21:29] He definitely has a he's got the resource. I think about Bloomberg right going in on deep-fakes like guys
[00:21:34] Yeah, we need to talk about why deep fakes are bad deep fakes or you know deep like they're like pushing all these like deep
[00:21:39] Fake stories over the last couple of days because because he thinks that there's good video
[00:21:44] Yeah, the editor and chief fucking kids or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you gotta worry about deep fakes. I
[00:21:50] Mean it's insane. It's fucking insane. What about dirt which being like I kept my underwear on. Yeah
[00:21:55] I
[00:21:58] What if the finest legal minds that we've been told we have been told that he was one of the finest legal runner
[00:22:04] I had my fucking boxers on I was not raping we can fucking talk about it
[00:22:08] But that should we found out at Harvard about his fucking grandson saying that he met he lost his virginity
[00:22:13] And it lines up with when he took a trip on that fucking flight box. Yeah, that was it by the way
[00:22:19] That was the big dirt scoop that we got that I couldn't say publicly, but yeah
[00:22:23] Yeah, yeah, we got that rumor which is I built it up. Maybe it's a rumor that we heard it's a completely
[00:22:31] Because somebody heard it
[00:22:34] The guy they heard that guy say that shout out to the boys of the lamp no man
[00:22:39] Don't say you're a
[00:22:40] We're not
[00:22:41] Implicating anyone they thought we were with a math club. I mean shout out to the guy
[00:22:45] They thought we were invited by the the yeah, yeah, shout out to the
[00:22:49] Gates the gay straight alliance
[00:22:51] That Harvard mm-hmm
[00:22:54] They just one hot tip which one are we who knows?
[00:22:58] Reliance is kind of like rap rock. It's good. Yeah theory. Yeah
[00:23:04] It's like sugar. I remember how homophobic people were in Baltimore City where after we lost the poly city game
[00:23:11] Which is like a big deal?
[00:23:13] We played at Raven Stadium and everything the star quarterback was looking through the booklet like where they have like add
[00:23:20] You know different the program and different people put out ads to support and he's like man
[00:23:25] What the fuck the gay straight alliance put out an ad that's why we lost
[00:23:36] I'm not I said this before in the show, but was the gay straight alliance in your high school like very hot topic invaders and 100%
[00:23:43] Yeah
[00:23:44] It was all like it was Goths. Yes. They were the first kids. They were brave enough to say their gay. Yeah
[00:23:50] Are ours also there was a big overlap with it was like very pale
[00:23:56] white kids Jack Skellington shit. Yeah, and it was like chubby like
[00:24:03] Like the white girls
[00:24:06] Like anime nerds that die or whatever. Yeah
[00:24:09] It was a fun mix a fun crew there was a girl
[00:24:14] There was a fact we're looking like the Cheshire cat who was really running things
[00:24:18] They look like they had a hell of a lot of fun. Mm-hmm. They were in a lot of those sleeves striped sleeves
[00:24:23] Right the sleeves kind of black anime nerd and the gay straight alliance component in my high school. Uh-huh huge overlap the
[00:24:31] Those pants those parachute bondage pants. Oh, yeah, those huge like raver pants. There's a kid who sold weed
[00:24:37] In my high school and he just kept a scale in those pants like he just kept ounces in a scale in those pants
[00:24:44] Think about the Nazis, right? Okay. Let's go. Let's get back into it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:24:50] Well, you know the Nazis were like very scientifically oriented. Yes, you know, I mean like
[00:24:56] to the extent that they like embraced like
[00:24:59] You know like a genetic race science or whatever and they're going to exterminate people that they deemed to be like
[00:25:08] genetically unfit, right?
[00:25:09] but like, you know, I mean
[00:25:12] Made a lot of advances in terms of like rocketry and you know, engineering or whatever
[00:25:17] We can later be I love we love the rock time
[00:25:20] They think the occult is real. You know, they're like they they're embracing all these ancient symbols and they believe in like magic and shit
[00:25:28] That's pretty cool. So it's like you you do in your head think like oh well
[00:25:32] These people are like elites to understand how the world works
[00:25:34] And as if they understand how the world works that they couldn't think of anything as stupid as like there's a satanic god
[00:25:39] We need to worship, but it's like why not?
[00:25:42] You know, so you think they know imagine you're on like a fucking no
[00:25:46] I'm just saying like even if it is you want to have like
[00:25:50] An atheistic approach to the whole thing where it's like what like what power could they be sacrificing this shit to?
[00:25:56] You know like they're let's say they're murdering children and training their blood for some fucking god. It's like
[00:26:03] It could even be like superstition. They're like fuck. I guess I'm kind of an idiot
[00:26:07] But I've been like making billions of dollars every year without really trying. It's like I should probably continue to go
[00:26:14] Yeah, right. Yeah, it's just like my rabbits foot or whatever
[00:26:18] It's draining the blood of the innocence
[00:26:20] Damn. Oh, so you I thought you were making the point there for a second that because the Nazis were good at rockets and they believed in a
[00:26:28] Cult that the occult is probably real. Well, no, it's that yeah, I mean just like somebody's
[00:26:35] Like life-based and practicality and like very much the material world and like
[00:26:41] Things like finance and understanding like
[00:26:44] you know
[00:26:46] Markets and government and like all of these things that you would think would preclude you from believing in something as silly as like
[00:26:53] A satanic god that you derive, you know power from the elbow, but like that's happened plenty of times
[00:27:00] You know shit is real though then what actually would be nice
[00:27:05] Honestly, it would be I would be happy to find out that there is like some kind of satanic
[00:27:12] Power that they worship because it would validate like other like
[00:27:17] You know metaphysical questions about like, you know
[00:27:21] Well, is there like some sort of goodness or whatever that exists outside of like yeah
[00:27:26] The the some actions of individuals it would be nice then we could all become soldiers for God
[00:27:32] I'm a soldier of God. I'm reading Mary Ann Williamson
[00:27:37] Yeah, what if crystals and shit are real what if that's how you
[00:27:40] fight Satan
[00:27:42] Absolutely
[00:27:43] Of course no if you found out the devil was real that'd be awesome
[00:27:46] It means that like there is an afterlife that there is some value to life
[00:27:50] Yeah, Rob zombie was right even if God's already been killed and like we're living in hell
[00:27:57] Oh, you know, it's like oh then there's a point if like you know living like a
[00:28:03] Life where it's like no
[00:28:04] I'm just a result of like a like millions and billions of years of like chemical interactions
[00:28:09] and there's like no point to any of this like
[00:28:12] Consciousness is like sort of like a mistake almost an evolutionary misstep
[00:28:16] Yeah, it was I think that's right
[00:28:20] But it makes you aware of your own death and it's you know, yeah life sucks and it's gone
[00:28:24] Yeah, yeah, but if it's like no God was murdered by
[00:28:27] But Hillary for a second too much for having too much cool rukes or whatever. Yeah, yeah, the only way for it
[00:28:32] A cure it was to kill God
[00:28:34] Hillary Clinton kill God for her crew. Yeah, they've care herself of cool room
[00:28:41] That's one of my favorite rumors online
[00:28:43] Jimmy elections that she had cool room and that's why she could never be in Michigan from it was from Ken was in a rocket ship and heaven
[00:28:49] Killing God for meeting children. Yeah, no, there's a video of some guys like, you know
[00:28:54] I'm not a conspiracy theorist man
[00:28:56] But the some of this stuff is really just freaky man
[00:28:58] I want you to take a look at this and he's playing some video and it's just Hillary Clinton talking and he's like freeze frame right here
[00:29:04] You can see that what's going on with her eyes and then he's like showing pictures of like it was like lizards or something
[00:29:13] The frame it is like look I wasn't looking for anything
[00:29:17] But this is so obvious that you're gonna be freaked out
[00:29:21] Her talk you see our buddy Kush got in trouble for saying Acosta was a lizard person
[00:29:26] And they're like can you not use anti-Semitic tropes on this non-Jewish guy that Matt yeah, Chris man got in trouble
[00:29:33] Because he said yeah that he's like that he's a lizard person people are like you're using anti-Semitism to attack a non-Jew and
[00:29:40] Like unbelievable you can do that without the anti-Semitism. You're not allowed to go through a lizard person is anti-Semitic
[00:29:46] Louie was being anti-Semitic when he called Don Rumsfeld a lizard person. That's insane. Yeah, he's also raping him
[00:29:53] Yeah, sexual assault. He's like guilt. Yeah, rape Don Rumsfeld
[00:29:57] Who played Don Rumsfeld in that movie Steve Carell? Yeah, he was good. That was a good movie actually
[00:30:04] I didn't I I thought it should have been like
[00:30:07] Like an eight-hour mini series that's that's you know, that's a good point
[00:30:12] But I got to say it was fucking it was interesting
[00:30:15] I felt like the editing was kind of like the studio just hacked it apart
[00:30:18] Anime case that there was a huge like a huge musical number that just that's a terrible
[00:30:23] Completely. Yeah, I agree it I could I did I wanted to be a series because there was so many parts
[00:30:29] We were so fucking like good and you're thinking that you just zapped right out of it
[00:30:32] No, honestly the performances were great. What's his faces? I thought all the performances were awesome. Oh, yeah
[00:30:42] It's such a talented he's so charismatic, dude. Yeah, yeah, you just want to be his friend watch green mild someone
[00:30:49] I am his friend. We hang out. I saw him actually
[00:30:51] He was saying you guys I've seen him in public twice. Yes
[00:30:56] We saw him in New Orleans. Yeah, he's playing pool with Justin lost and long. Yeah, and then
[00:31:02] They both were like dude, you're cool. You the fat guy and then we
[00:31:06] Was your friends and you guys fuck chicks with a lot of people don't know but I was fat
[00:31:09] No, I was fat and and then I yeah, and then I fucked chicks with them and then Nick was like
[00:31:14] I don't know. What are you doing?
[00:31:16] Keep keep for a solid we did on the street mean mugging people. He really he truly was he's like a drunk guy, right?
[00:31:26] Yeah, he was he was more weathered than I thought he would be
[00:31:31] He's just they're trying to get him for 24 and they're like the show's called 24
[00:31:35] He's like I love the idea of the show. It's about a man with a 24 inch penis
[00:31:40] No, it's 24 hours a day
[00:31:42] It's like right, but his penis is what it is. He just keeps getting in the way. He's 24 inches long
[00:31:48] That's why he's recruited by the CIA being the smartest man in the world, but also his penis is
[00:31:58] No, it's a normal size that's not hold on. I'm getting a phone call. Yeah, daddy. It's me
[00:32:04] Jack Bauer
[00:32:06] Taking the role of the guy with the 24
[00:32:08] I
[00:32:10] Telling Donald what's up? Yeah, that's good son. I'm my dad. Make sure to insist his penis is 24 inches
[00:32:17] My dad's almost as good as an actor as I am the difference is I'm a tough guy
[00:32:22] He acts too, but I'm the tough guy of the family
[00:32:26] You think keep a shovel is that tough? No, he acts like he's a tough guy
[00:32:29] I feel like I could tune his one of the spoiled Hollywood fucking
[00:32:33] Right, he grew up rich and he thinks cuz he plays electric guitar that he's like yeah and because he's like Scott Con
[00:32:40] He's more talented than Scott Con in terms of acting and solid fucking thing. Yeah
[00:32:45] Robert Downey Jr. Is like that or was and then he like got a shit together. Yeah, wait Robert Downey Jr. Family is Hollywood
[00:32:52] Yeah, there was a Robert Downey senior who was also an actor. No, yes
[00:32:56] No, there's a somebody else down each is Morton Downey Jr. Yeah, who was also who was the king is a different guy
[00:33:03] Yeah, he was the first Trump dude and Morton. Yeah, Morton like set the table
[00:33:10] You know, they also got our Kelly this week all the Kings falling
[00:33:15] My man got some some federal charges not just state now
[00:33:19] which
[00:33:21] You know, you know what I guess he's I've decided I can't listen to
[00:33:25] a step in the name of love
[00:33:29] I can't listen to it while I'm fucking
[00:33:33] Ruins the mood it ruins the mood cuz I just think of like
[00:33:37] You know, yeah, I like that they're scrambling like how about our Kelly can we give you him?
[00:33:41] That's why that's why there's our Kelly stuff the Michael Jackson stuff comes out cuz they're trying to hand you to throw you a bone with a couple of
[00:33:48] Oh, yeah, isn't this weird that a couple of guys are like this and not every single fucking one of them
[00:33:53] And
[00:33:54] It's not it's they're not even given us anyone we don't know
[00:33:58] Our Kelly is the there was a tape of him fucking a child and we were in ninth when I was in ninth grade
[00:34:04] Remember when that was funny it was funny like remember what it is like Dave Chippell was like doing like yeah
[00:34:11] Sketch is a bitch on you was pissed on you is so funny. You couldn't make that sketch 29
[00:34:16] There's like a 17 year old who was like damn. I was the one that got pissed on yeah
[00:34:20] Yeah, it's watching that
[00:34:22] Be like sweet
[00:34:24] It's kind of like what people were calling Monica Lewinsky like fat, which by the way she could have gotten it
[00:34:30] Sort of she could have definitely got it big old mouth nice little Tetone Monica Monica
[00:34:36] What's she's a fan? I think she listens. Yeah her and the Blonio son hanging out listening
[00:34:44] Um
[00:34:46] Also another thing did you see how fucked up that guy a cost what the fuck is that guy's Jimica?
[00:34:52] Alex Akash Alex Akash how fucked up looking his family was yeah, I felt so bad for that
[00:34:59] His daughter looks like you did a face swap with him really did you see the picture? No?
[00:35:04] It's fuck she looks like a haunted little girl that has a fucking old man's face. Oh my god
[00:35:10] Like the girl from her editor. I like weirder and and like worse because it's not a defect
[00:35:15] You know what I mean, right? It's it's a regular face. It's ugly as ugly as fuck
[00:35:19] Yeah, I was looking at there's like a thread where somebody's like
[00:35:22] What's this temple on Epstein's Island somebody just posted a picture of a mosque and it's like looks like another temple where they worship a pedophile
[00:35:28] And it's like get out of here. Yeah, just get out of here. This is yes
[00:35:31] You're on some first level shit
[00:35:35] Your playing checkers brother
[00:35:37] You need to get the fuck out this one place Islamophobia is welcome is further to the right than it's on the
[00:35:46] We are so past Muslims brother you fucking dumb piece of shit
[00:35:54] Take q 101 this is a fucking 400 level Brad course right now
[00:35:59] Step in the name of having sex with children step in my ass and call me gay step in my ass
[00:36:07] I'm gay step in my ass. I'm gay. Oh
[00:36:11] Nah, nah, nah
[00:36:13] Pull your dick out of fuck me if you're horny tonight
[00:36:19] My sister really
[00:36:21] Alex Acosta, I love that everyone was like laughing that picture of his daughter though. Yes
[00:36:27] Like that's like you dumb bitch
[00:36:31] Who no one had a problem with until Trump was involved
[00:36:35] And also it's like
[00:36:37] Fucking foreign ugly as shit. Yeah, I don't want to say who it was
[00:36:40] But there's a there's a comic and I look at their Twitter feed because like
[00:36:45] Since 2016 every single day. There's at least one negative tweet about Bernie every oh, I know it is single really
[00:36:52] Yeah, it has mental illness. It has not stopped. Yeah, like she's mad at Bernie
[00:36:58] She's mad at Bernie is it's worse. She hates Bernie
[00:37:03] Every day it's like every day
[00:37:05] It's something about how Hillary would have like been killing it
[00:37:08] Oh, and then you know burn it like fuck Bernie saying that every single fucking day. That's so without without a break
[00:37:15] Since 2016 do these motherfuckers. How is he the bad one? I get if you're some dumb rich asshole fine
[00:37:22] But it's like that's what that's the case. Okay. Yeah, so the but yeah
[00:37:27] Just like the last couple weeks have been like really playing up the Epstein Trump connection and then retweeting that statement from the Clinton family
[00:37:39] Just only not just ignoring it, which is what you should do right. Yeah
[00:37:43] But being like oh, they're right. Yeah, right. Oh my god, dude
[00:37:48] Like what kind of work you have to do in your head to think Bill Clinton isn't
[00:37:52] It's a good guy. It's for starters a rapist right number one. Yeah, certainly a rapist. Yeah. Yeah
[00:37:58] Who is willingly like lied to the American public under oath is his mother fucker? Yeah
[00:38:05] No, but like even beyond like Monica you he raped when he'd a brother. Yeah, no no
[00:38:10] I know yeah, I'm just saying like on in the most his most public shit is like yeah, hey guys
[00:38:15] I wasn't lying. I just there's a really there's a gray area about what is me
[00:38:23] It's so funny that this all started with like stop cat calling and now it's like well
[00:38:28] We accidentally exposed an elite network of
[00:38:32] rapists and pedophiles
[00:38:34] It's me two thing really kind of caught on and we didn't really expect it to backfire and
[00:38:41] Get us all I feel like me too really hasn't it hasn't affected like the secret powers at B
[00:38:48] like the like the people that
[00:38:51] You know like even Brian singer just won an Oscar. Yeah, he's a famous person. He just won it. Yeah, you know
[00:38:58] I don't never really get them like he that read Sonya movies
[00:39:01] So many people like that have so much power. You don't know their name and they're clearly like
[00:39:07] You know that they're clearly people that are like raping kind of people to think like that guy
[00:39:12] Adelson is like is too much in the public eye, right? Like people that are even more
[00:39:17] Some money back on his island within two years
[00:39:22] Okay, there will not be consequences, you know
[00:39:24] What if it turns out you just be the fall guy and what if it turns out what if it turns out that Epstein's just a big like
[00:39:31] Parrot head Jimmy Buffett kind of guy and he just likes the island culture. Oh, you think Jimmy Buffett just wrote that music for fun
[00:39:38] Oh, yeah
[00:39:40] He likes steel drums. Yeah, he likes getting way ways
[00:39:46] Having sex with children on Epstein's eyes. I think she's burger and paradise means. Oh
[00:39:52] My god
[00:39:58] Rapin cheeseburgers I kind of a child
[00:40:02] Well, there's a meet the meat grinder. What's it made? What kind of me cow cow cow? What is it?
[00:40:08] Cow what does that represent?
[00:40:10] Hindu milk Hinduism
[00:40:15] Right they love cows what is it it gets a sacred cow, but she's on it. Oh
[00:40:20] Oh child cow. Yeah, we are old sacred cow. How about this?
[00:40:25] She meat and cheese not kosher not kosher. It's the milk in the mother's meat
[00:40:29] It's a cheeseburger in paradise wouldn't absurd song
[00:40:32] But if you think about it in its actual terms, which means
[00:40:37] putting a sacred cow a child child's
[00:40:40] Cow into a meat grinder to make a burger out of it in paradise
[00:40:45] I E an island. Yep. The meat grinder is your penis, which you know what? I mean
[00:40:50] I paradise is a place where authorities can't stop you from raping it. It's it's it's a
[00:40:56] Let's look at the lyrics for cheeseburger. Look, please because I've thought about this a lot. Yes, absolutely
[00:41:02] And I'm glad you brought it up. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Cuz Jimmy Buffett really hasn't been mentioned this entire this entire news cycle
[00:41:09] No, I think that that's a huge oversight. Yeah huge oversight. He provides cover you get all these you get all my God
[00:41:17] Dude, honestly can for real though. Mm-hmm all these suits that are rich as shit
[00:41:21] Just old guys with gray hair. They blend in in a Jimmy Buffett concert
[00:41:27] Absolutely, that's a giant you have a giant Jimmy Buffett thing these guys take their suits off put on Hawaiian shirts
[00:41:32] And then go in the subterranean layer underneath the stage
[00:41:36] Jimmy's doing something like oh, we're just here we go
[00:41:40] Fuck they fuck children under the stage of every Jimmy Buffett concert
[00:41:45] Hey cheeseburger and paradise try hold on a second
[00:41:49] I've got the lyrics here. Hold on
[00:41:52] Try to amend my carnivorous habits. Oh, made it nearly 70 days
[00:41:58] That's a weird choice. Okay. That's like you're addicted to boy. Yeah, the days the last time he touched his lips
[00:42:05] Touch child God nearly 70 days. What is that 69 days close? Yeah?
[00:42:11] Sex losing weight without speed eating sunflower seeds drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up the rays what?
[00:42:19] Would inspire someone to sit down and write those words on a piece of paper
[00:42:24] But at night I have these wonderful dreams
[00:42:28] Century treat
[00:42:30] A sensuous twergy kini fettuccine or bulgar wheat
[00:42:35] Oh, I'm bun in a huge hunk of meat. Oh my god
[00:42:38] Burger and paradise heaven on earth with an onion slice not too particular not too precise
[00:42:44] I'm just a cheeseburger and paradise
[00:42:47] How about the old-time sailor men and of course?
[00:42:50] We know them about talking about Atlantis. Yep. They eat the same thing again and again warm beer and bread
[00:42:56] They say could raise the dead
[00:42:58] Well, it reminds me of that say tannic it reminds me of the menu at a holiday in oh
[00:43:06] That's just funny. That's a good bit. No, but times have changed
[00:43:12] When I'm in board I get what I need not just to van as or bananas or daiquiris
[00:43:17] But that American creation on which I feed oh my god. I get what I mean America is Sodom and Gomorrah
[00:43:24] That's absolutely right. So the creation here is a new type of child sacrifice and ritual which is
[00:43:32] You know obviously probably stem cell research in the underground tunnels and yes and Jeffrey Epstein's cheeseburger Island
[00:43:40] Cheeseburger and paradise medium rare with mustard would be nice
[00:43:44] Heaven on earth when an onion slice of a cheeseburger and paradise
[00:43:47] I like mine with lettuce and tomato
[00:43:49] Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes big kosher pickle and a cold sure big kosher pickle
[00:43:57] Cheeseburger yeah, and it's a Jewish cock in a little boy's pussy. Well good God Almighty
[00:44:03] Which way do I steer for my cheeseburger and paradise?
[00:44:07] Making the best of every virtue and vice
[00:44:09] With every damn bit of sacrifice sacrifice
[00:44:14] To get a cheeseburger and paradise. Oh my god to be a cheeseburger and paradise
[00:44:18] I'm just to be one yes, that means you're you seeing what this is once he was raped he was raped
[00:44:25] They were all raped which is what happened all the time. Well good God Almighty
[00:44:29] Which way do I steer so this is obviously a cry from help from Jimmy trying to decide do I break this?
[00:44:34] Sext into this cult yes clearly from a young it by a big Jewish kosher as a child
[00:44:40] He got a kosher bill at his bon West
[00:44:42] Yes, they fucked him into the satanic sex cult that's absolutely correct
[00:44:47] I made and then they raised him to be America's most popular
[00:44:53] You know
[00:44:55] What like what is the type of music that is well the thing is he was useful for them because as we discussed earlier
[00:45:01] He provides perfect cover of disguise. He's created a culture where these businessmen they wear suits
[00:45:07] Can't all the sad loose they throw on a Hawaiian they blend into the crowd and then they they've used his concerts for years as
[00:45:15] covers for
[00:45:16] Child rape parties. That's the only reason he wasn't killed like the rest of the children
[00:45:21] He was molested with and apparent and that's why he doesn't know which way to go
[00:45:25] Parrot head is obviously a reference to the large noses of Jewish men. Yes, dude. Absolutely. So it's all coming together
[00:45:32] It's absolutely coming together
[00:45:33] And just so you guys know I'm one of the good kinds yes Adam wasn't sexton cuz he was too ugly as a child
[00:45:39] I was too ugly. I was passed over his best dad. So I was like take what do you think?
[00:45:43] Could we be part of it if you fuck my son and they're like, oh, he's kind of fucking gross
[00:45:51] Adam did you guys see the the beach bum? I
[00:45:54] Didn't I liked it. I
[00:45:57] Did not see I don't get a lot of people didn't like it. I do want to see it. It's pretty sick, dude Martin Lawrence's
[00:46:03] Come back listen, man. No spoilers, dude. I'm just saying he's in it
[00:46:07] Well, sort of a spoiler right now. We're not in Jimmy Buffett's manager of 34 years. There we go away
[00:46:13] When what was his name?
[00:46:16] Kaufman Kaufman. So I'm gonna this guy
[00:46:20] What's Jimmy Buffett's real name?
[00:46:24] HK man Yacham Buffetara
[00:46:26] Yeah, Jimmy Buffett real name hold on okay, man Jimmy buffet. No, dude. I
[00:46:36] Think that might be it's Hitchcock Buffet. It's James William Buffett
[00:46:40] I know dude. I'm on a different website that actually is called www.vampair. There's bands called the coral reefer band
[00:46:48] Oh, that's cool. Yeah, dude. His name is Yacham Buffet. It's not true. I
[00:46:57] Don't know man. He's from
[00:47:00] Pasco,
[00:47:08] Howard Kaufman yes who guided the careers of the Eagles Don Henley
[00:47:12] Oh, okay pedophiles well. Yeah, also me without question. Yeah, you know so he was the Eagles on record of having
[00:47:21] raped and murdered a 12 year old girl in 19 November on the record. He said himself I raped him
[00:47:28] Look that up. No, I mean he did have yet a 16 year old and 15 year old prostitute in his house in November 1980
[00:47:33] One of them overdosed did they call the police and then I think he may have been initially charged
[00:47:38] But then was like let go or whatever and then the whole thing was just sort of cleaned up by
[00:47:43] manager of Aerosmith Stevie Nicks and the Eagles. Yeah
[00:47:48] Stevie Nicks
[00:47:51] Did she do some I mean hmm?
[00:47:55] Did she raped?
[00:47:59] He goes boss gags
[00:48:02] Chicago
[00:48:03] Deflepper 3 dog 9 pedophile
[00:48:05] pedophile
[00:48:07] Lady Kravitz definite Jimmy Buffett Lenny Kravitz pedophile
[00:48:11] Nixon Isaac both pedophiles
[00:48:14] It's all coming together for size except he had a deep admiration
[00:48:18] Me
[00:48:22] It's crazy
[00:48:32] You be a lunge planning a 50 day tour and off the top of his head he could tell you how many seats
[00:48:36] He sold in Kansas City last time you could expect all right, so this seems to be
[00:48:43] There's no such thing as a dead end what you have is a dark room that needs to be illuminated
[00:48:48] Well, here's the thing he also
[00:48:51] Was a collaborator with oh about here. We go a decade later. He joined Irving as off
[00:48:55] I was just gonna say Irving as off. Yeah, Irving as oh god. Who's he oh?
[00:49:01] Real real real
[00:49:03] Shady character real sick. Oh, yeah, no he helped cover up the that that thing with the two
[00:49:10] Those two prostitutes. Oh is that guy? Yeah?
[00:49:14] Billboards power 100 and was named the most powerful person in the music industry
[00:49:19] Wow sounds like somebody to get away with a little raping and we're taking the yarn right on the pinboard and connecting this to Jimmy Buffett
[00:49:27] Yes, absolutely and Jimmy Buffett to Island culture and island culture to Jeffrey
[00:49:32] Epstein yet, I mean well we heard cheeseburger and paradise like that's clearly about getting a race that
[00:49:38] Clear as day
[00:49:41] Honestly, I'm surprised by how confident he is it makes the sacrifice worth it what sacrifice is there and having a cheeseburger
[00:49:49] Well, you know fucking a child. It's what like you think this guy wrote a song where he's like I've been on
[00:49:54] I'm trying to watch my way. I really want a cheeseburger. That's not what it's all about
[00:49:57] And I prayed a god to help me abstain from my cheeseburger fetish. These are the lyrics in the song if you can't see that as a clear
[00:50:05] fucking metaphor so what are some of the margarita bill?
[00:50:13] Margarita
[00:50:18] Dude, I love that song honestly nibbling on sponge cake watching the Sunbake all of those tourists covered with oil
[00:50:25] Strumming my sixth string on my front porch swing smell the shrimp. They're beginning the boil the shrimp are beginning the boy
[00:50:32] Oh my god, I wonder what that could mean. Oh my god. There's so being a bunch of children
[00:50:38] There's children sitting in a warm pot of 98.9 degree
[00:50:43] Water oh
[00:50:45] People claim another thing that's non-coacher sure ago here we go some people claim that there's a woman to blame
[00:50:51] Hillary Clinton, but I won't but it I know it's nobody's fault. Don't know the family Hillary
[00:50:56] Later all season nothing to show with this brand new tattoo. It's a real beauty
[00:51:01] Mexican cutie
[00:51:03] Tattoo of a Mexican cutie cutie a child. Yeah, yeah, no
[00:51:10] Santa Maria. Oh
[00:51:12] Okay, yeah, the dark the dark fucking virgin Mary. Yes Santa Maria Santa Maria. She's Satan
[00:51:18] It's a Satan say tanning
[00:51:24] How I got here I haven't clued waste in a way again in Margaritaville
[00:51:28] Searching for my lost shaker of salt. Okay
[00:51:32] Okay, I think clearly the connection is whenever a food item that's not kosher is mentioned
[00:51:37] That's a child that you fuck whether shrimp or a cheeseburger because it's like an affront to God his Leviticus
[00:51:43] 213 and every offering of your grain
[00:51:45] Offering you shall season with salt. Oh
[00:51:49] Not allow the salt of the covenant of your god to be lacking from your grain offering
[00:51:54] With all your offerings you shall
[00:51:57] So the lost shaker of salt means that these all offerings without their salt they're looking for yes
[00:52:04] Remove our godless have been removed from the light of the Lord part of the temple offerings include salt
[00:52:10] So his lost shaker of salt
[00:52:12] Jimmy Buffett is a man tortured
[00:52:14] Mm-hmm because he's trapped in between this world of elite serving ads off making him fucking rape children death after he himself being fucked
[00:52:22] And after he himself was sex sexed into this cult and now he's being forced to fuck on an island paradise
[00:52:29] Children and he doesn't know he's sending us messages reaching out to God for an answer right
[00:52:35] I don't know okay
[00:52:36] Those are the only two Jimmy Buffett songs
[00:52:38] I know because on the surface it would seem like he'd be so happy on this island
[00:52:41] But he expresses longing and he expresses regret and what could that regret be about?
[00:52:47] Mm-hmm other than being part of this fast conspiracy of powerful men absolutely
[00:52:53] Have sex with son of a son of a sailor
[00:52:56] Interesting and who's you know the person whose concerts are used as a front for the elites. Yeah, they're raping underneath
[00:53:05] wherever
[00:53:07] Okay, let's pick our gym. Okay, so those are the two famous ones
[00:53:10] Why don't we pick one at complete random and see if it still fits in all right?
[00:53:19] Something called son of a son of a sailor
[00:53:26] Let's see here lyrics son of a sailor come Monday looks like another one come Monday. Yeah, come on. Hey everybody
[00:53:35] It's come on
[00:53:37] 50 darling
[00:53:39] Come on down
[00:53:46] Damn bill
[00:53:48] Save some save some job
[00:53:51] I had read elsewhere like years ago that that was a different Chris talker
[00:53:56] No, it's actually Chris. Yes. It's Chris talker. Wait. Were there any black people in the flight logs Chris Tucker. Yeah
[00:54:02] Anyone else he does look he has a kind of a pedophile look to when he was best
[00:54:08] Yeah, he smiles too much. He was really close with Michael Jackson. Mm-hmm
[00:54:11] He like does the 15 minutes in every special. Oh, hold on guys
[00:54:15] Son of a sailor as a son of a son of a sailor
[00:54:18] I went out on the sea for adventure expanding the view of the captain and crew like a man just released from indenture
[00:54:25] But here we go son of a son of a say son of a son son of a son son of a son son of a son of a sailor son of a gun
[00:54:33] Load the last ton one step ahead of the jailer
[00:54:37] Wow load the last ton of children to ship to the fucking island to have sex with one step ahead of the jailer
[00:54:44] Now way in the near future southeast of disorder
[00:54:47] You can shake the hand of the mango man as he greets you at the border and
[00:54:51] And the lady she hails from Trinidad island of the spices
[00:54:57] Salt for your meat and salt to go eat salt and the rum is for all your good vices
[00:55:03] So there's the salt the rum for your good vices. He has to get drunk to fuck these kids
[00:55:09] Mm-hmm because he doesn't want to he's one step. He's one of the he's one of the few good guys that are just
[00:55:16] Mm-hmm. He's raping these children. He's mixed up in a bad scene man. He's loaded on margaritas
[00:55:22] That's why he's wasting away, right?
[00:55:28] Jimmy Buffett does not live the Jimmy Buffett lifestyle. Oh, oh article from New York times here. Let's see
[00:55:33] Yeah, he lives in Sag Harbor, New York, so
[00:55:36] which is
[00:55:38] Which is
[00:55:39] Fucking what's his name Billy Joel country? Oh north shore
[00:55:43] And that's another guy that or sag harbor. No, that's on that's in the Hampton Billy Joel. You think he's in the mix
[00:55:52] Billy Joel
[00:55:53] No, you know the game comes on bro. Now Billy Joel's an idiot. He gets too much
[00:55:59] He's not smart enough to really knows that guy
[00:56:02] Anybody that's from New York is
[00:56:05] Successful and is a moron. It's just you know, they just want to fuck right here with us FHM girls
[00:56:10] Well Donald Trump fucked some of those kids though Donald Trump fucks like Max and girls. No, but he was on
[00:56:16] I mean, he definitely fucked the Trump's innocent
[00:56:22] He's full cute on
[00:56:24] Come on be real in that profile of Jeffrey Epstein. He calls him a pedophile
[00:56:29] He does it in a roundabout way, but he calls him a pedophile
[00:56:31] Where he's like, oh, yeah, some even say he likes younger girl
[00:56:34] But Trump's just a beautiful girl
[00:56:35] He's a kid shut up some of them even on the younger side so it's a whole New York magazine profile of a man that we now know
[00:56:40] To be a billionaire pedophile and who tells you in that article that he's a pedophile Donald Trump Donald Trump
[00:56:46] What's the next paragraph after that?
[00:56:49] Glowing review by Bill Clinton about how smart Jeff is, you know, he knows all this shit about global markets
[00:56:54] And now he really enjoyed their trip to Africa together now. Who do you trust more?
[00:56:59] The guy that tells it like it is and literally says this guy's a pedophile
[00:57:04] Yeah, no, he likes to have fun. He's a pedophile, you know, isn't that quote say he likes very beautiful women like me or something
[00:57:10] Like says he likes beautiful women as much as I do some of them on the younger side
[00:57:14] That seems more like he's implicating himself. No, it sounds like he likes beautiful women as much as I do
[00:57:19] Which there's nothing wrong about Donald Trump vying for 19 year olds. They're adults, right?
[00:57:24] Sure, you know, you look you're over 18 grabbing by the pussy who gets a grown woman, right?
[00:57:29] I don't know about that the second part if you look at the causality of the
[00:57:43] He says after that so a lot of your defense is hinging on that comma is the comma, yes
[00:57:50] It's also, I mean, yeah, if you read enough stuff you you can see it clear as day that clear as a bell
[00:57:55] No, Trump is just bringing I mean he gets all the Trump and he gets elected JFK june when he said he said, you know, lock her up, right?
[00:58:02] Now, what do you think that's gonna be for the email thing? Don't be stupid. You're right. He's gonna bring down this fucking whole house of cards
[00:58:10] It's gonna take two terms which he will be real
[00:58:15] I thought you know a lot of people thought maybe the podcast like we get in the primary season
[00:58:21] We're gonna go hard for Bernie and it's like Bernie would be nice, but it's a pipe dream. Yeah, yeah
[00:58:27] That is Hillary Clinton being jailed and executed
[00:58:32] And executed so Jesus
[00:58:38] Burned and bring Jesus
[00:58:40] Gives back to those white-green kids you once all the rich powerful America
[00:58:46] Yeah, and and the pedophile priests are all burning in hell
[00:58:50] Yeah, rest of us are liberated from Hillary. No dude. I think I do here
[00:58:54] I think Adam's on to something Trump right now is saving the migrant kids like at the end of dark night where Batman's
[00:59:00] His public image is a villain, right because he knows that's what they the people need
[00:59:05] He has to do Trump the hero found out that Jeffrey Epstein was gonna rape all those migrant children
[00:59:10] Mm-hmm. So what does he do keep them safe?
[00:59:13] He keeps them safe in a nice cage where they're shitting themselves under an aluminum blankets laying on a concrete floor
[00:59:19] Wow, they can be safe
[00:59:21] Wow, what a guy what a good dude on a suckin a dick and heaven six
[00:59:27] So gonna be this killing a child
[00:59:33] Getting all my knees to pray to mola
[00:59:37] Big Al statue for kids. I'll kill you. I can't wait to drink their blood. Oh
[00:59:47] Oh, I love the any Christ name is
[01:00:00] Without question everyone knows she's any Christ
[01:00:05] That's why Hillary killed God she killed God
[01:00:12] Personally
[01:00:14] Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh, but you know what Isaac is what's that Isaac is that the the
[01:00:23] some of enlightenment knowledge our understanding of the material world of science and technology and
[01:00:29] you know an understanding of how this world that we have right is is
[01:00:35] You know, like it seems to make sense
[01:00:38] Mm-hmm, and you know, I you know, you say life seems meaningless, but for the most part life is pretty good in the modern world
[01:00:43] You know, like our needs are mostly met for for the most part
[01:00:48] There's like some things that suck like health care, but you probably could like, you know
[01:00:53] You'd be like destroyed by debt or whatever sure but in the grand scheme of things right compared to being a fucking
[01:01:00] Yes, compared to yeah being you know getting a paper cut in 1590
[01:01:05] And you just die because I'm wiping your ass with your hand
[01:01:09] Yeah, yeah being executed because you didn't give a lord enough radishes that month
[01:01:14] So Isaac is this this beautiful life that we have in the secular
[01:01:20] Scientific world and we need to bring that life to the mountain and kill it. Mm-hmm once we're ready to accept
[01:01:26] Yeah, we have to kill science. We have to kill science. Okay
[01:01:30] But God won't actually make us kill science. No God will say you need to be ready to do it
[01:01:34] That stupid god will say the angel Gabriel and we have to have total faith
[01:01:39] You have to you have to be ready to put to get rid of all of your understanding of the world of anything of
[01:01:46] How things work of like this path you think you're on that?
[01:01:50] You know, I mean just even like the basics like your ascension through the middle class
[01:01:54] Maybe buying a house and having a family the normal life that you feel entitled to you need to be willing
[01:02:00] To throw all that and believe in QAnon
[01:02:08] And when you're ready in Donald Trump and and Jeff kid junior are the saviors and as you elevate yourself to do that
[01:02:15] God will be reborn because we will we will have right absolute faith once again
[01:02:21] Mm-hmm and he will return to
[01:02:25] destroy Hillary
[01:02:27] To rape and murder Hillary
[01:02:32] I don't mean a person that's not a threat
[01:02:35] I'm saying God will do it and this is obviously this always a grand battle where Hillary takes on her reptilian form and they battle
[01:02:42] Out on the moon. Yes, you were not you're thinking of a nice, you know, sweet old lady fighting God. No
[01:02:48] This is a 42 foot half tarantula half lizard with spikes and venom that will be trying to sting God
[01:02:59] Well God will be ripped and that's yeah, that's the plan guys
[01:03:03] So as always if you want t-shirts you can go to
[01:03:08] Got some t-shirts for sale up there come that town. I'm trying to get my t-shirt business going here by our boy shirts
[01:03:14] She's making great fucking designs day after day. It really it's nice
[01:03:18] It gives me something to do if you think about it like a charity where you're helping a retarded guy
[01:03:23] Not stay up worrying about this kind of stuff
[01:03:27] All night long
[01:03:29] I'm dedicated to quality products. Mm-hmm and
[01:03:34] Customer service
[01:03:38] I would love if you had to run like a mom and pop shop I basically do yeah
[01:03:43] I mean I deal with like order issues all day long
[01:03:45] But I mean like in person you're wearing a little apron if it was my store
[01:03:48] I probably it would be fine. I could run if I could move up to Vermont once once
[01:03:54] Think about moving when the grand battle commences. Yeah, I was thinking moving up state for good
[01:03:59] Well, no, I have like a car. I'll come in and do the pod. Yeah, that would be nice. Dude. Yeah, that's like
[01:04:06] New York I'm gonna go back to Baltimore. I'm taking the amter. I want to get my some move
[01:04:09] There's no reason to come back than you ought to do. I mean like if you guys are here. We're doing the show here
[01:04:14] Yeah, yeah, I just kind of don't want to be in we will find we'll triangulate a place
[01:04:18] I'll be in Baltimore. You'll be in Woodstock
[01:04:20] You'll where where would you be Roanoke, Virginia?
[01:04:24] Yeah, that is we're crazy people
[01:04:27] That is kind of the place you go where you're like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna start a race war
[01:04:30] Yeah
[01:04:35] By Nikki shirts come see us on the 22nd next week at funny moms
[01:04:41] Come see me this week at the stand and every Tuesday fat Tuesday is 8 30 at the stand and also I got some
[01:04:47] Dates coming up. I'm in Rochester on the third
[01:04:50] Boston the 16th and 17th Oakland on the 24th Seattle and Portland on the 29th and 30th
[01:04:57] Etc, Etc, Etc
[01:04:58] Adam will be in look out for him in LA and where sd
[01:05:04] Dates getting finalized, but buy tickets for that. Yeah, they should all post about it on Twitter
[01:05:09] I that's gonna do it prepare yourselves later