Cum Town | Premium | 07/22/2019
[00:00:08] You just kill her. I won't kill a cat man. Yeah, I look I think it's cute and I love it actually
[00:00:14] We got fucking two cats in Baltimore now
[00:00:17] We're in the house little bros got some cats to kill those fucking
[00:00:21] Those fucking Greektown rodents. It's nice to live in a shit neighborhood. You can just do cats will just walk
[00:00:34] We got a little menagerie going in Greektown now. Yeah got a little fucking dog. I wish that door shots of the cat doesn't yeah
[00:00:48] Yeah, you could just collect whatever the fuck you want mm-hmm
[00:00:51] My dad had a rooster when he was a child. Yeah, but I don't think they were just wandering around
[00:00:58] My fucking mom grew up on different forms. They had a pet pig for a while. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds pretty
[00:01:04] How was she very fond of that pig was in
[00:01:13] Yeah, she keeps talking about how she was only happy when she fed the pig
[00:01:15] Yeah, and she just cherished it and they are like our nice pets
[00:01:19] I know I kind of want to get one at one point. Yeah little fuck not a pop belly
[00:01:25] Because some of those motherfuckers grow large Vietnamese
[00:01:29] Is that they have Vietnamese pigs? Yeah Vietnamese pig
[00:01:33] I think that's what you're thinking of is it big
[00:01:36] No, those are like I want a teacup. Yeah, there's a here Vietnamese. I want a little fucking I want a little pig
[00:01:44] I'll take a pig over a dog. We have a lot more in common. These are Vietnamese pigs. They look like Vietnamese. Oh, yeah
[00:01:52] That's so funny that they bred the pigs that look like them. Mm-hmm. It was the French
[00:01:57] No, it was Vietnamese people like yeah, let's
[00:02:03] They wanted a pet that looked exactly like him. Yeah, they got that they could use face app on the same haircut
[00:02:11] What kind of you want a teacup pig? Yeah, do the little guy. They're as smart as dogs apparently. I think some say smarter. Mm-hmm and
[00:02:19] My but I don't know I did always fuck with pigs. Yeah, even as a young child. I associated with them
[00:02:27] Yeah, it sounded fun to just fucking eat slop and shit
[00:02:31] Laying mud. I don't know what I associate with a mongoose
[00:02:35] The mongoose after Rick after you read Ricky Tiki Tavi
[00:02:38] Everyone thinks they're fucking mongoose mongoose is the best mongoose fucking rules. Yeah
[00:02:46] Yeah, probably him he was a fucking killer, but then I remember I remember seeing an actual mongoose and be like
[00:02:51] What the fuck is this is just a fucking rat mm-hmm in real life snakes look cool with the mongooses
[00:03:01] Now that's some good literature right there. It's probably one of my favorite books. Yeah sucky dickie
[00:03:10] That would be good. It's about a gay man who
[00:03:14] Whose family is killed by dogs? Yeah, and then he learned he gets revenge by sucking the dog's dick later
[00:03:33] No, dude, it's a fucking story about a mongoose killing this snake
[00:03:38] No, dude, I haven't read anything. It's big secret about me that I try to lie about
[00:03:42] Public would they teach you in Vegas, dude if you didn't read about Ricky Tiki Tavi they taught us how to work the house
[00:03:48] They taught us about how to ask if you're a cop
[00:03:52] Yeah, how to spot autistic guys counting cards how to spot if if someone trying to
[00:04:05] I love the idea of Las Vegas having like blackjack dealing classes in elementary school
[00:04:11] Yeah, that's got to be one of the biggest industries, right? What being a blackjack dealer in Vegas
[00:04:17] I mean, there's probably what like 50 of them
[00:04:22] You could deal blackjack all night. No, dude union rules. Yeah
[00:04:28] It's got to be an old bitch with a bow tie smoking a cigar or cigarette, I guess
[00:04:39] Well, well, we're back folks from what?
[00:04:46] The regular last episode we've you been up to what's new you've been doing a lot
[00:04:54] You went I went ironically to say see the day of Matthews band last night and then it got reigned out
[00:05:00] Aaronic I thought that I was gonna meet the man because my friend Riley
[00:05:05] Did it covers out? Sorry guys show got brained out Dave Matthew's got
[00:05:19] So it got reigned out and I got caught in the parking lot couldn't find the car hell yeah
[00:05:27] You dreamt. Where was it? It was on Long Island. Oh my god. I assume it was MSG
[00:05:32] I mean it was in Jones Beach. So like right outside Queens
[00:05:34] Well, do you're in Queens? You didn't even come say hello after got brain down classic. I've never
[00:05:52] I'm fucking Dave Matt he did that one. That's like there. I think you're a bit up. It's there. Yeah
[00:06:16] I'm Dave Matthews. I have a small penis cuz I'm fucking gay anyway
[00:06:21] I went so I could take a selfie with Dave Matthews and really show the world how much I'm
[00:06:26] Yes, and I ended up just getting a cold from getting stuck in a torrential downpour
[00:06:32] He'd tell me about it not being able to find the car. Yeah, that sucks. You should get into tarantulas. I should get into like
[00:06:39] What about this a tarantula downpour? That's what made me think of it. Yeah, he said it weird
[00:06:44] Yeah, that would suck. Yeah, that would fuck that for a Netflix horror movie
[00:06:52] Tarantula downpour. Yeah, they saw they lost subscribers for the first time. Oh really?
[00:06:57] Well since since they they split off their streaming and DVD service so like in 10 years is the first time they've had a
[00:07:04] Bad quarter so fucking hire us to write tarantula down for it
[00:07:08] Yeah, it could be because they raised prices, but I choose to believe it's because they gave too many black ladies show
[00:07:15] doing too much black girl magic on Netflix and
[00:07:19] It has nothing to do with the fact that they announced that they're raising prices to like
[00:07:24] $17 a month and really it's ridiculous. It's like going up to like $15. That's wild and it's like no
[00:07:31] Dude now we're gonna start stealing shit again. Mother fuckers. Yeah, I'm not listen
[00:07:35] I already have a new in Netflix and HBO. I'm not getting anything else. I just learned how to torrent
[00:07:43] I don't need that they're a lot like Lewis. It's kind of the fate of every businessman
[00:07:48] RIP lei a coca. He died last week and nobody paid attention to it. Yeah, the guy who owned Chrysler
[00:07:54] He didn't own Chrysler. He was a CEO. Yeah, sorry. He saved Christ. He saved Christ with what the minivan? Oh
[00:08:00] That was him he was in the town and country. Yeah, he was the guy that came up with the fucking minivan whoa respect
[00:08:06] Yeah, he was that actually is smart. He was it forward and he was like we got to make this minivan thing
[00:08:11] And they're like this is stupid like shut up you fucking bitch
[00:08:13] Yeah, and they fired him and then he went to Chrysler and he's like how about my fucking minivan suck these nuts motherfucker
[00:08:20] and they made it and and yeah, it was funny. I was just talking about this the other day because it's like you I
[00:08:26] don't know there's like there was a period in the
[00:08:28] Late 80s and early 90s where the other American car manufacturers like just had no plans for any kind of like front engine
[00:08:39] Family yeah, look at me the plan just make the shit big everything bigger for a while well
[00:08:43] No before SUVs it was made before a minivan's a restation wagon. Yes, minivan killed the station wagon
[00:08:49] even killed the station wagon but like Ford and and Chevy didn't have
[00:08:56] That's a good cover. Thanks for it and Chevy didn't have have like, you know, minivan
[00:09:02] So they just took their regular shitty cargo vans and put like nicer upholstery and it was like you put your kids in this
[00:09:11] Damn like what I don't remember the Mormon family by me said the Ford excursion. Do you remember that was bigger than the expedition?
[00:09:17] That came out of my day later. Yeah, but those fuckers are big
[00:09:21] I had my a lot of my beautiful years were spent in a Dodge
[00:09:26] Grand Caravan. Yeah, I learned how to go champagne goal in a Ford win star
[00:09:33] Measure out weed on my mother's weight watcher scale to sell it at school
[00:09:37] I got a point five of a blood job in a in a Ford win star. I was too nervous to make a move for like
[00:09:45] I was just parked after a date in high school for like three hours
[00:09:59] Your dick just like like sounds like a cell phone getting a text message air leaking out
[00:10:11] Salute dude that thing's still around somewhere. Yeah
[00:10:14] Well, well, you're right Nick. I think we should have celebrated the life of Lee Ia Koka a little bit more
[00:10:28] Did anybody get heading in it? Hold on before we finish the lei a cocoa segment has anyone here ever gotten ahead in a minivan?
[00:10:34] I got I told you I got half of blowjob at no busties. That's a blowjob brother
[00:10:40] Okay, how long we sucked my peeves. How long was your mouth on your dick? I
[00:10:43] Think for about five minutes. Oh that definitely counts. Yeah, what do we count?
[00:10:48] It's you don't have to bust with the blue I always thought that it the bust was
[00:10:54] required to call it a blowjob you can have sex and not bust no I think in order for it to be a blood job
[00:11:09] And then the clock starts on having sex
[00:11:14] Just one in one in doesn't count once it did that's a dippery doodah the Brock Turner
[00:11:23] Your one dip doesn't count just because my son played just the tip
[00:11:28] This is my son got a little bit of tip action. Awesome wet sloppy hole. No this is all 20 minutes
[00:11:35] It just tastes off a little bit of the pussy pie that was that was sent in mind
[00:11:40] That's my rule. So I don't people are only with consent on the 20 minute of action
[00:11:44] But they leave off the rest of what Brock Turner's dad
[00:11:48] Which is really quite so my son cut a little slice of pussy pie
[00:11:58] Brock Turner's really his dad really shouldn't have said the angrier the fruit the sweeter the berries. No
[00:12:08] Yeah, that was fucked up that he said that all that stuff verbatim and said that and look that up on court records just quoting him
[00:12:19] Thing people do on Reddit when they were like somebody who mentioned Brock Turner
[00:12:22] They're like oh you mean Brock Turner the rapist and something else be like yes Brock Turner the rapist who raped a girl
[00:12:29] And is it rapist and then they're like keep doing this so that anytime you search his name rapist
[00:12:36] Like it's like people know who that guy is does he have like a job now? No
[00:12:44] Swimming yeah, I don't know just swimming in his parents
[00:12:46] It's like like having something what if he became so good at swimming and they went to the Olympics how annoying that would be
[00:12:52] Yeah, he just like he's so good. He just keeps winning gold medals and shit
[00:12:56] He's my couple Phelps. Yeah, and he's like and I'm not sorry about the rape by the way while he's on the podium
[00:13:05] Would yeah, that would not be chill actually
[00:13:08] Yeah, he's swimming for his own country. Yeah rapist and
[00:13:15] No, no, he just gets citizenship in life. I would be great like Iran or something swims for China
[00:13:26] You know the swimming race. Yes, big race
[00:13:29] Obama has to have sex with the president
[00:13:33] Yeah, oh they did a friendly wager so Brock Turner once again because we turned his back on him gets his revenge on America
[00:13:40] Yes, he gets his revenge. He gets his revenge
[00:13:44] Because we turned his our back interesting and it would be Malia wouldn't be one of Trump's
[00:13:49] Daughters I don't know. It's a man. He went to jail. He served his debt to society
[00:13:56] What was he in there? He said no, thank you six months
[00:14:04] She's Louise that's that seems like a debt. Yeah
[00:14:07] Debt paid another judge you got black guys in jail doing that amount of time for combing their hair on the bus
[00:14:19] Under I'm sure under some in some counties in like Alabama. There's an arcane
[00:14:27] Negroed grooming act. I mean like you find shit out like that like there's fucking 200 black guys in jail in like Tennessee for dancing
[00:14:34] Yeah, it kind of fell through the cracks
[00:14:40] There's all they could charge they tried to start their own zoom book classes
[00:14:52] Falling through the cracks meaning not the black people they haven't arrested yet. Yeah
[00:15:01] Everyone is you just buy weed candy everywhere now and so many motherfuckers are just gonna be in jail forever
[00:15:11] For selling fucking horrible dirt weed. No, I think if you legalize something you have to let all the people out of prison
[00:15:17] No, I don't think so. Is that true? Yeah
[00:15:20] No, you decriminalize if you if you pass a law saying this isn't illegal anymore
[00:15:24] You have to let all those people out of prison. No chance you I mean they would in states
[00:15:29] I'm sure their state like dent to Denver League like decriminalization is different than legal. Maybe that's the sticking point
[00:15:35] Yeah, so you can still keep them and this jail because if you decriminalize it
[00:15:40] It means that the law is still on the books, but you're not enforcing it
[00:15:43] Versus legalization means so if there's let's say steroidically there was someone in jail for sodomy right now
[00:15:50] Well, they would if someone was in jail from like the 1800s like yeah
[00:15:54] No, I'm pretty sure if you it's the same way that if you do something and then they pass a law later
[00:15:58] Saying it's illegal. They can't go after you
[00:16:01] I was there's definitely black guys who sold me that exposed fact though is is the exo fuck sucko dingo double jeopardy
[00:16:09] Tommy jet double jeopardy you do a crime twice you're and they don't catch you you're free
[00:16:14] That means that if you kill someone twice
[00:16:16] You're not if you kill identical twins. It's legal
[00:16:23] No, isn't that a big problem with all this fucking shit you got fucking
[00:16:31] That have like cannabis infused. Yes white ziff and Dale. Well the problem is that is that like?
[00:16:37] When you legalize it immediately it's just gonna be controlled by like Philip Morris or whoever has access to all of these crops
[00:16:44] Yeah, or and yes, it's like historically it's been poor people being thrown in jail for
[00:16:51] manufacturing and selling the drugs, but
[00:16:53] Or at least weed which actually I don't even know how true that is. I mean probably most of the weed now comes from like
[00:17:03] Grow operations. Yeah, and like Oregon and California that even prior to like, you know
[00:17:09] Yeah, you talk about like street level dealers or whatever
[00:17:11] But the people like pumping out like hundreds of thousands of fucking pounds of weed or whatever it is
[00:17:17] Well, even people who sell weed now illegally. It's like
[00:17:19] Like here technically it's illegal, but it's like all you we just text someone to get weed
[00:17:24] Mm-hmm. So it's like there's definitely huge fucking I don't know suppliers, but I mean when they were doing like
[00:17:33] In the fucking 90s and shit when they were enforcing drug laws isn't weed still like a schedule whatever the fuck drug or whatever the fuck
[00:17:42] What's the hardest one schedule see I think it's schedule one
[00:17:49] Yeah, and that's like heroin and shit. It's still federally illegal
[00:17:54] Fuck the feds, dude. I've never respected
[00:17:58] We don't guarantee retroactive. Yeah, I think that's
[00:18:03] You do commit a crime and then they make it illegal later that you can't be charged with it
[00:18:07] So like if right if it wasn't illegal at the time obviously like if you found a way to like fuck a child
[00:18:14] Before that was illegal before that was illegal
[00:18:16] Like if they if you found a way if somebody snuck in a law
[00:18:20] They got signed into law that said that the age of consent is eight you put it on page
[00:18:27] Extensive agriculture bill then you and your friends can go to Little Saint James Island
[00:18:31] Talk about your kids, and then they don't notice the bill until
[00:18:36] 15 years later when they signed the ACA. Oh
[00:18:39] So you think that's gonna be Epstein's big reveal. Yeah
[00:18:42] No, but he's gonna be like motherfucker check out page
[00:18:46] 442 of the affordable affordable care act
[00:18:50] And they'll be like fuck it says Jeffrey Epstein and up to four other motherfuckers that no one read it before they
[00:18:56] pass it from children. Yeah, and it was a damn like fuck. He's got us
[00:19:02] Do you guys see that video of Trump and Epstein? Yeah?
[00:19:06] Chilling they just look like a couple pimps dude
[00:19:09] You can't tell you can't look at that bit and say those anything but pin those chicks looked old those chicks were at least 40
[00:19:19] No, it's funny. It's like it's a video of like look at Trump being handsie with these women. It's like he's at a party
[00:19:25] I mean it's like what do you I mean the video's just that he's boys with Epstein. It's sure no no no
[00:19:29] There's like fucking people like that are like what he's doing
[00:19:33] Because he slapped some woman's ass in the video and it's like well, I know you want
[00:19:37] I mean, yeah, it's like you're gonna try and get him on everything. It's like what's I know I like the
[00:19:42] 20-30 something women that said that he raped them was actually assault
[00:19:46] Yeah, I mean that's yeah not that lady in the green that wanted to get his little I don't know if she wanted it or not
[00:19:52] But like let's just like focus on the way on the rape. What's on the record? Yeah, I
[00:19:58] Would one thing I did come away from is looking at that being like
[00:20:02] You throw out all the rapes obviously, but just all the pussy he's gotten
[00:20:08] Consencially it makes me mad how much more pussy Donald Trump has gotten than me. Yeah, but he probably wasn't a very good fuck
[00:20:14] You know, that's true, but he that is true. He was probably a bad fuck
[00:20:18] He didn't have the connection that I've had yet too much confidence
[00:20:20] I think to be a truly great lover. You have to have a baseline insecurity going into that's true
[00:20:27] So you over something to say for your tiny penis or whatever it is that makes you insecure. Yep
[00:20:32] So you eat pussy too much or you you shake a little bit like when you're you shake about to touch the there's
[00:20:38] Tit you know no dude show them that you really appreciate it. No, you can't shake
[00:20:45] The only thing that shakes is my cock. I've trained it to vibrate if Brock Turner's dad was in that video
[00:20:55] Guys we're all here to get a little taste of some pussy
[00:20:58] Get a little action little sweet slice of the forbidden fruit the delicious berry of an
[00:21:05] Unconsenting woman. I like oh, yeah, Hank Turner's doing his classic his classic pussy pie speech
[00:21:15] You gotta hear this guy's pussy best be
[00:21:17] Yeah, he's thrilled when his son gets arrested like wow get the dust off the old material
[00:21:24] Well, not kicks open a war chest in the basement
[00:21:31] 1000 years I've been acquiring pussy pie
[00:21:37] 20 minutes of action the top the mountain
[00:21:47] Damn this cat wants my cock dude. She's sitting right on top of my penis
[00:21:51] That's what that's what animals do mean when they do that. You don't want to fuck me, right?
[00:21:56] I want to fuck dude. I've gone back to feeling my dog's nipples. Yeah, it's like a more pure love
[00:22:03] When you touch your dog's nipples. Yeah, you know she kind of
[00:22:14] It was just a job say ASAP ASAP Rockies in prison in Sweden. Yeah, like then for defending a woman
[00:22:21] No from what Muslims? I don't know that's what people say who happened to him
[00:22:26] There's really the Congressional Black Caucus is trying to get him out free ASAP free ASAP
[00:22:31] Free flock up what about what about an official come-town stance? Absolutely
[00:22:37] This could be though what this could be ASAP Ferg
[00:22:42] Coordinating with the Swedish government so that he would have said to the number one
[00:22:46] We've only had the Swedish king of ASAP mom returned him and he was in a coma with vodulism
[00:22:52] This is the have no auto warm beer treatment
[00:22:54] Damn RIP auto dude a freedom fighter a true bro
[00:23:02] What about what about all this fuck everyone talking about aliens and shit what do you mean?
[00:23:07] Yeah, I I thought I didn't want to say anything and a couple people message me about it
[00:23:13] But it does seem weird with the Epstein stuff cuz it's like
[00:23:18] This yeah, there's some kind of yes there where they're trying to like create this other like and aliens are real too
[00:23:25] Let's just believe all yeah, what conspiracy theories. Oh dude
[00:23:30] Like real humans in cages. Why are they like storming an alien cage cuz it's fun. It's funny
[00:23:36] It's also about the real human the government like pretty much like the story with area 51 is like pretty fucking clear
[00:23:42] It's like that's where they tested the SR 71 everyone thought it was a UFO and
[00:23:48] Or like at the time you had UFO sightings and we declassified the plane and then you know they eventually I think in
[00:23:56] 1995 they had to formally acknowledge that
[00:24:03] Somebody who worked there is like got sick and died and their like wife was trying to get like you know benefits or something in the government
[00:24:10] The Bill Clinton signed not an executive order Clinton, huh?
[00:24:15] and an executive making the dots an executive like
[00:24:20] Dicton or something. I don't know. It's basically an official statement from the White House
[00:24:23] It says like yeah, you can't you can't move forward with this civil case because it would it's like an issue of national security
[00:24:29] Wow, that's like where they had to just say like yes area 51 exists
[00:24:33] It's like for it's for like experimental aircraft. They didn't give them that lady any fucking money. No
[00:24:38] Wow, yeah, no the government doesn't care about anybody
[00:24:42] I mean this 9-11 first responders thing is like the best evidence of that
[00:24:45] It's so funny to watch like there's like some some you know the former head of like fucking ice or I don't know
[00:24:51] Some piece of shit, but he's like you know, he's Congress
[00:24:55] Congress is grilling him and like how did you let this happen on your watch and it's all the theatrics and it's like
[00:25:00] Well, you also let it happen on your watch. Yeah, why weren't you doing you were the government?
[00:25:05] You could have fucking done something. Yeah, and it's like, you know the way that you know
[00:25:10] There's just like nobody really gives a shit about fucking 9-11 first responders anymore
[00:25:14] They won't give a shit about the kids on the fucking border and fucking five years or whatever if this is still going on
[00:25:19] And there's a democrat and all the damn five years. They're still it won't yeah, nobody will care
[00:25:26] Yeah, well, I mean not nobody, but you know, it's like
[00:25:31] So much bad shit happens that it's like oh, yeah, well like
[00:25:34] You know this business is usual. Yeah, I was thinking maybe the area 51 shit is a tie-in for like a movie
[00:25:42] Well kind of movie that aliens like a alien movie Lego Lego Lego aliens. I like a alien
[00:25:48] Yeah, or maybe halo. Maybe they're making a halo movie or
[00:25:53] Mission not mission possible many maybe ooh men and black just came out. Mm-hmm. I
[00:25:59] Just want to get in there. So you don't so you actually don't think there's aliens, huh?
[00:26:02] You believe what the freaking government has told you about that
[00:26:07] Plane or whatever the fuck I mean, it's just like the odds of
[00:26:11] People existing or so low, you know, oh, you don't believe in aliens at all the reason
[00:26:17] I don't think there's anything there's cuz Trump would have bragged about it by now
[00:26:20] Yeah, he would have let something slide and actually if if they're about to get Trump they probably wouldn't tell the president
[00:26:25] What there's a lot of shit. They don't tell the president like what?
[00:26:33] Doesn't the president get to know everything no, I don't think so because you're not president forever
[00:26:38] Yeah, but there's only like 50 motherfuckers. It's ever been president. Yeah
[00:26:43] You're not present forever, but you fucking
[00:26:46] Thought that many of you. Yeah, I don't know
[00:26:48] I don't know if the president gets to be too gay if he doesn't then who the fuck gets to because he then they would also have to tell
[00:26:56] They know that everyone knows that they fuck kids. No, I mean, he's like clearly like some sort of government asset
[00:27:03] Oh damn followed the rest of that shit. Not of course. He has all these passports with fake names
[00:27:09] Whoa, he's a fucking I mean he's it's like it's what if he's an assassin?
[00:27:13] I mean like odds are he's like connected to the massage and he's like just getting dirt on people for Israel
[00:27:19] That's how you show rich. Well, if you look at it like his the his fucking partner is a girlfriend
[00:27:26] Whatever that yeah, Wayne Maxwell bitch her dad was like doing that. Oh
[00:27:31] He was a massage asset or whatever. Oh, yeah, and then yeah
[00:27:34] I'd like Jeffrey Epstein is a guy that invites all these people to his house to fuck children
[00:27:38] And then he secretly records them doing it
[00:27:40] And then he like is a hedge fund manager who doesn't work and has all these passports in his own private island
[00:27:50] Yeah, and then it cost to set himself that he was told to back off the case because he was like an intelligence asset damn
[00:27:56] Yeah, the intelligence is just videos of people fucking children kind of yeah, I don't know
[00:28:04] Damn dude, what do you think about that blackmail or whatever? I have no idea, but yeah
[00:28:12] Doesn't fuck kids he gets heads of no, he does probably does
[00:28:15] But they give him a pass. Oh, okay, cuz he's the pimp
[00:28:20] He's the child, but do you don't you don't you don't get high off your own supply?
[00:28:27] Think pimping and drug dealing. I think the pimps still make love to their bottom bitches
[00:28:35] Yeah, they're bottom bitches some of their side bitches. Yeah, that's true pimps
[00:28:40] Pimps, you know, they've been known I guess they do taste a bit a little bit
[00:28:44] I mean literally if you get a lot of pussy someone calls you a pimp. That's true. You know, there's a reason
[00:28:48] It's more about drug dealing than pimping
[00:28:52] Yes, yeah, like if you google Epstein and Israel or Epstein and massage, it's like you only get like
[00:29:01] That's not that's not the kind of thing the New York Times is ever gonna speculate on yeah, even if Jeffrey Epstein's like I work for the
[00:29:07] Government of Israel they'd be like Epstein indicated that he had some connections
[00:29:12] Some veiled comments from the Eastern countries
[00:29:21] Donald Trump is friends with their best friends they have sex with
[00:29:26] Right, right, right, right, right Donald Trump
[00:29:29] It's a picture of him in Bill Clinton kissing the Israeli flag
[00:29:34] Fucking a baby together their Eiffel towering
[00:29:37] An infant possibly doctored images have appeared this photo of Jeffrey Epstein who is friends with Donald Trump
[00:29:46] Depicts a certain flat what some may call a flat
[00:29:52] Rectangular piece of claw as he pushes bill Clinton away bill Clinton who is clearly trying to stop him
[00:29:58] Trying to save the baby trying to save a baby from pulling the baby away from Jeffrey's penis with his own penis
[00:30:07] He's fighting he's in it. They're giving the baby the Heimlich maneuver off their penis locked in a struggle
[00:30:15] With Jeffrey Jeffrey's trying to eat the Israeli flag because he hates it
[00:30:21] And don't let in this saving it by kissing the flag also
[00:30:34] Yeah, well, he's he got denied bail or some shit just now
[00:30:38] Yeah, which is good. I guess. I don't know this thing is gonna like just sort of disappear
[00:30:43] And it's not gonna they're not gonna reveal much and people just get tired of it and move on to that
[00:30:48] Yeah, probably unless just be unless some of that video leaks. I don't see why I would
[00:30:53] Someone's got it, dude. Yeah, you know I'm saying someone's got the vid
[00:30:58] What if you saw a vid of bill Clinton just getting head from a child?
[00:31:02] I would not watch it personally because it would be nasty. Yeah, you're anti nasty shit
[00:31:09] I'm not into nasty shit. The other thing too though is like, you know, like there's the massage
[00:31:13] But then there's also just like Israeli politics and this other fucking guy who is just friends with a hood Barak
[00:31:20] Yeah, who's now like Netanyahu's former prime minister metaphor
[00:31:25] He's he's having sex. He said Barak's a pedophile. Well. Yeah, I mean Barak was a
[00:31:31] leader of the opposition party though, so oh and he's boys with with Epstein. Yeah, he used to be prime minister
[00:31:38] Well, I mean he said labor and and he said that I that's in y'all's leek hood. He said that he never
[00:31:45] Went never met any girls or whatever, but there's a video the old Dershowitz. Yeah, the old Dershowitz fucking testimony
[00:31:55] So wait the the net and Yahoo's party is called the leek hood. I
[00:32:00] Know about the lick dudes party. That's cool. Yeah, that's good
[00:32:04] That'll get them to stop. How about that BB?
[00:32:07] Actually your party is called the lick dudes party. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so I'm taking a stand you fucking
[00:32:13] Fascist. Yeah, I just want more juicy details, you know
[00:32:20] What how juicy leaving Neverland's funny? It's because this shit is like so much more interesting than fucking stranger things
[00:32:27] Yes, that's why Netflix sucks. I never watched straight out of file with a weird temple on his private island
[00:32:34] Like I would much rather just see more about that than would you watch a show about it's way better than true?
[00:32:40] Disactors and dragons and figure out where the aliens are what is stranger things about it's nothing
[00:32:45] It's garbage. It's some like first season someone's in a wall or some shit
[00:32:49] I think there's magic and some bitches in the 80s some bitches in a wall because of poltergeist
[00:32:54] I think it's basically poltergeist it's both are guys and it's all this but one of them has carpenter bullshit
[00:32:59] And it's just yeah, the girl had the girl that Drake's trying to fuck has like mental. She's basically
[00:33:05] She's basically what's the name from X-Men
[00:33:13] So you got Jean Grey and poltergeist season one with a fucking a fat sheriff that gay guys want to fuck or something
[00:33:28] Winona rider yes, and that was season one now. What are the rest of the season?
[00:33:34] You know, I think it would be great if Harvey Weinstein gets to come back, but he's acting now. He's an actor
[00:33:44] We see him as like the brother on King of Queen he just comes back and he does like a one-man play Harvey try to act initially
[00:33:56] Like a lot of execs try to act at first really is that true? I think so they're like failed actors
[00:34:05] Maybe it's not true. I don't think that's true
[00:34:07] Maybe that's just my prejudice. Are you planning on being an exec? Yeah when I become a failed comedian
[00:34:17] I'm like on my way to being a failed comedian, but I wouldn't say I've hit rock bottom yet
[00:34:22] There's a lot lower than I can certainly you we're gonna have a couple more good years
[00:34:25] Then it's all gonna come cratering down a couple of ways. They're not even fat years, but they feel like fat years
[00:34:30] Yeah, fat to us because we were fucking so broke before for nine years. Yeah
[00:34:36] Yeah, I can't wait to go back to Baltimore man. Yeah
[00:34:40] I think I'm gonna change my name and become a
[00:34:43] school teacher somewhere in Appalachia. Yeah, we're knowing can Google and you'll be so Jewish you'll stick out there
[00:34:51] I'll tell them that I'm Jewish, but they'll think that's exotic
[00:34:55] And I'll teach you as Appalachia is only like North Carolina West Virginia. You're not particularly good at connecting with the kids
[00:35:03] You don't really seem to know the material and we
[00:35:07] Class sessions and you mostly just talked about yourself
[00:35:11] Just wouldn't stop telling the kids about your day. Well my history is part of history
[00:35:17] I mean it was mostly you're using it as a way to listen Nick if you break up the word history
[00:35:23] He is in story. We got word that you replaced your computer with a mirror
[00:35:32] You assign your children a different pictures of you to look at and say what their favorite parts are
[00:35:38] Third-grade homework is right. It's adamant of two days of a private life before he was like I was actually on a podcast called
[00:35:46] No, you please look it up. It was really popular
[00:35:57] He's apparently just a huge fan of huge huge fan of me in particular not a let's give us some government contracts, man
[00:36:06] I would love to be a kickback good. I would love to get my my palms greased dude
[00:36:12] I'm fucking set up a port authority. I would love no buses today. You know I'm saying. Yeah
[00:36:17] Yeah, unless a little and then I'm like or maybe there could be yeah, we could do no show job
[00:36:23] I need a no-show job that baby boss guy played that shit perfectly. He truly just gets to be famous
[00:36:31] Like everyone's like so ready to hate that guy and now he's like here. I am taking pictures for people
[00:36:36] That might the best boy that whole shit was how we said he just put on the record that he says the N word when he's bad
[00:36:46] He's cool and gay people, but if they touch him don't touch it. Yeah, don't fucking touch me
[00:36:53] Dude, that was what was great about the Dave Matthew sing before it rained was it was just a stadium full of long island guys
[00:36:59] Oh, yeah, just like sunburned guys with their wives like listening to the space between and like holding each other like clear that they
[00:37:07] Like they have their music. They first fuck they had their first fuck to it
[00:37:11] It's the most important song in their what an image guys with sunburns their wives
[00:37:21] All right, was that not a good enough image that there's just long island guys like I thought it was nice
[00:37:26] Maroon skin. I know exactly you mean there is a segment of the population guys that will shock out of fucking beer after they've
[00:37:34] Over they love their Dave. Yeah, they're not I don't think they're on Long Island
[00:37:39] They're somewhere in like the other part of New York, but that the family from American chopper is like my mental image
[00:37:45] Oh orange County choppers. Yeah. Yeah of what Dave Matthew's been no of long island people. Oh, you know
[00:37:56] Don't know trash. It's just trash sure. It's just like that annoying fucking well. What do you there? Yeah?
[00:38:02] I mean the Max American chopper guys. Well, there's yeah, yeah
[00:38:05] They're not fancy like the American chopper guys
[00:38:08] The mid the mid long island between the Hamptons and like the suburbs of New York City where you're like out on the island like an hour
[00:38:16] You know, that's the real that's the real shit hole. That's the real like real Trump
[00:38:21] You get those you get those like what's it us?
[00:38:25] Suffolk County, I think it is. That's where you get the real that where the nannies from. I want some nanny pussy
[00:38:31] French friend. Yeah, she out from from out on long Island seems like it
[00:38:38] No, fuck it. Wow. It's like I don't think I've ever been there. I mean you live there technically. Yeah, that's true
[00:38:45] I live on the Hamptons we both live this we're actually technically are this is a long island
[00:38:53] Geographically dude. I want to get bespoke clothing. Yeah, I want to get suits made for me and somewhere suits everywhere. Yeah
[00:39:01] Yeah, I mean you kind of you have the body type of somebody that needs to go get custom suit
[00:39:05] No, that's not what I said. I don't say need
[00:39:13] What have I become a suit guy will you support me? Yeah, of course dude
[00:39:20] Thank you. I finally got a suit that looks good for the first time in my life. There you go. Yeah, I didn't know
[00:39:25] I didn't know like how to get you know, you buy
[00:39:27] I mean I did buy something off the rack but like the woman was no help
[00:39:31] I just had to go around the store until I found something that I liked it took like an hour and a half
[00:39:34] Yeah, yeah, it's fucking annoying and then you find one that fits right and it's like any tailoring. No
[00:39:41] Oh, dude, I bet you if you tailor it it'll look even better. Yeah
[00:39:44] Before your event before the gay sex awards, mm-hmm where you'll be the
[00:39:49] Lifetime Achievement Award recipient, which is why you need the suit. I would suggest some tailoring. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a funny hypothetical
[00:39:58] No, no, there's no hypothetical. I'm saying where is the reason words. They'd say your house. Where's my house?
[00:40:04] I can't say that on the podcast. Oh, you can't because it doesn't exist. That's why no, we're in it right now. Sure
[00:40:11] We're in your apartment. You'll be hosting the gay sex awards lie that you came up with and the way they choose
[00:40:17] Immediately the way they choose the location is the place where the most gay sex has happened in the last year
[00:40:23] And that's why your house your album is called upon closer inspection and it's something holding it back. I mean they will not be doing
[00:40:36] You're doing the smart comedians. I would
[00:40:40] Touching your glasses some way. Yeah, I would have
[00:40:45] I wouldn't want to win a gay sex award, but I would like to win an award in general. Yeah
[00:40:50] You know the speech itself, so I'd settle for you. Yeah, I say this has been such a journey
[00:40:55] What if okay, what if you get fucked in the ass once? Uh-huh and it's those rules that we said it's award-winning
[00:41:01] It's the rules we said earlier where it's six pumps minimum could be more six pumps minimum is getting fucked in your ass
[00:41:07] I would say okay, and these are long strokes because this is a word-winning gay sex
[00:41:11] It's a word-winning gay sex. So would you take that and it pays like, you know a nice amount and you get a nice? I want the statue
[00:41:20] You get a really nice statue and it's golden. It's got rubies and sapphires. Oh my god
[00:41:25] I mean I would I just want to do it for the speech go up there. It's not even recorded. It's not pornography
[00:41:30] Not my parents how much I care about I was imagining the other day is the Wright brothers they
[00:41:36] Finally like get the plane and it works and there's a huge crowd
[00:41:38] Then they start the plane goes up in the air and they're flying but you know it's only 30 feet up in the air
[00:41:43] And then they're just passionately blowing each other
[00:41:48] Finally orville we're far away from where the earthbound ones can see us. I like there's no laws up here folks
[00:41:56] And then they land and then they're just putting jail my guy with his old timey police caps on
[00:42:07] That is a good injury that as opposed to what I said earlier is a good hypothetical
[00:42:12] Compared to my factual statement from earlier
[00:42:18] So anyway congratulations at both of you
[00:42:26] Well, I think the kazuko one is like, you know go whenever but it's real close the the one the st
[00:42:32] John's recreation center down at crown Heights. They have an indoor have it like an olympic swimming pool
[00:42:37] Are they nice pools? I don't know I've never been in there, but it's only I think $200 for the year
[00:42:42] There's got to be a guest pass situation go check it out. Yeah, I kind of want to start swimming laps in the morning
[00:42:48] Like rocky three. I think it's good cardio. This is modest, but I would like a mansion with an indoor olympic pool
[00:42:57] A nice a nice giant ardecco olympic pool that would be awesome. I got kind of a cocaine Miami
[00:43:03] I wouldn't need to be my perfect pencil mustache, which I'll have back by that
[00:43:13] That your husband poured you yeah every morning that your loving words
[00:43:20] Honestly, like when I look at the the group of nominees, it's like I just feel so fortunate even to be named. Yeah, yeah
[00:43:27] Like in the same the shitty comedian awards
[00:43:31] No at the gay sex awards. Yeah, would you prefer a gay sex award or a shitty comedian award?
[00:43:35] A gay sex award. It hurts my feelings when people tell me I'm bad. You wouldn't have to have gay sex
[00:43:42] No, I would rather have gay sex. That's fair then get like a razzie for comedy
[00:43:47] That would really hurt my cousin. Has anyone ever called you Barton twink? That's good. Um, no, but
[00:43:58] I said you look like with that haircut. Well, that's an award-winning actor right there
[00:44:06] Pussy stink. No one ever called me that because my pussy's Barton Mackel is like I can't stop fighting on people's stinks
[00:44:15] Brother I used to fart on dicks all the time
[00:44:20] Yep names. I don't know whenever the Muncie you've never seen the movie. Oh
[00:44:26] But I can try to write a movie for guys like you the common man a guy that just wants to get his dick farted on
[00:44:35] Well, I don't know about all that bardin
[00:44:39] Have you ever farted while getting your dick sucked?
[00:44:41] I don't know if it's possible. It's definitely possible really I thought that the blumkin was actually like a
[00:44:48] Kind of a no, you can't no, of course. It's not a myth. Yeah, I think you're dick sucked while shitting
[00:44:54] It's like how you can't it gets it's like how you can't piss. That's the only time I ever get horror is when I'm shitting
[00:45:05] I toilets been converted to a pod race. I think that's shooting his missing shuts down when you're like
[00:45:16] Yeah, yeah, I get extremely hard thinking about racing
[00:45:28] Yeah, no, he had his totally converted into a replica pod racer
[00:45:32] Yeah, he uses his dick is the little pushing the speed forward thing
[00:45:40] The thing for the speed forward thinking for pushing the speed
[00:45:46] I thought I would have thought there's a alien name for it for Star Wars. Yeah. Yeah, just like this an alien name for everything else
[00:45:56] Damn, is that really what it's called a throttle. Yeah
[00:46:03] The gas in the brake is the breakup is the gas a throttle. Yeah
[00:46:08] The gas pedals a throttle the gas pedal controls the throttle body
[00:46:13] But yes, yeah, yes, essentially, okay. The whole system is the throttle. They should call it that that way do
[00:46:20] I've never heard that you've never heard the word throttle. I've heard the word throttle, but it's the gas of the brake
[00:46:25] What do you mean? It's the gas and that's what everyone calls those two things
[00:46:29] No, the gas to break in the clutch if you're driving manual. Oh, you're in a car. They call yes. Yeah. Thank you
[00:46:37] Apology accepted, but the gas pedal controls
[00:46:53] You're all growing what about the ass pedal. Yeah, nothing's have been nice lately. Yeah, not not so much
[00:47:03] Things are okay good. Things are really awesome. Yeah, I would say if we choose too awesome the best two weeks
[00:47:10] Collectively for all three of us. I mean honestly you seem like you're doing well. I'm doing good
[00:47:16] You seem better than normal. I'm doing better
[00:47:18] You're not as like and I feel like I'm I mean you're better than than you were two months ago
[00:47:24] You I'm better than I was for a long time. I would say for real. No joke and not even like yeah
[00:47:29] There's a verb. I wasn't myself. There's a pussy getting verb in your step
[00:47:32] I think being horny again and being just returning to my state of nature as a lascivious Jew winning a sex award
[00:47:41] It's really just brought me back to my roots
[00:47:48] Yeah, it's a confidence back that makes you like less like detestable. Yeah, you know the festival a little
[00:48:04] Coming from you Nick that that that was my
[00:48:06] Register that hits it's like you know the substance when they spray the sweat on on the mic Tyson guy
[00:48:16] Dedrick Tatum and then Nelson's crying and punching him and he doesn't he's like I can't stop. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:48:21] Release it does that experiment. I guess that's what it is. Yeah
[00:48:25] destroying your confidence. I don't know
[00:48:28] Yeah, well, I'm just saying I'm happy for you. Thank you
[00:48:31] Thank you damn and the other thing that we are all automobile owners now. Oh
[00:48:41] Yeah, so that's big we are Nick Nick started gang Nick out of all four I did
[00:48:46] Station wagon we got two station wag. I'll be driving up front because I have the most nimble automobile
[00:48:51] It was the most aerodynamic aerodynamic and I have heavier you bring up the rear
[00:48:56] Yeah, you guys are there I tried driving my car up a hill in New Jersey a couple days ago and it was not
[00:49:02] It was not doing so hard. I think I was flooring it. We're going out. That's not a big deal driving up hills
[00:49:08] Yeah, you don't you know, I don't live in San Francisco
[00:49:11] By the way, where else had he hills that I wasn't expecting
[00:49:20] Somewhere had hills and I was fucking pissed
[00:49:22] The the German Alps from I just had a funny mental image of stop like
[00:49:28] He's moving to San Francisco gonna start his life over like they maybe
[00:49:33] For like to be like some movie or TV show
[00:49:36] Yeah, just stop like taking in the sights driving his car
[00:49:40] But then we have like a side shot of the car trying to go up a
[00:49:54] Rolling just a big smile on his face Wow the Golden Gate bridge and just four minutes of me going up the hill and back into the movie
[00:50:02] Yeah, if you live in it was bad at ease and now you're starting over
[00:50:22] No, no the ten years that are now not the best of the year
[00:50:26] But the best of the last deck you want a lifetime achievement award, but they didn't
[00:50:29] Determine that's more than a decade and I haven't even won the decades award
[00:50:41] Francisco actually would be cool. It's the song okay
[00:50:44] You can argue with me all you want but listen as long as the city of San Francisco's renamed stat stop Francisco
[00:50:50] Then fine. I'll have I'll win a decades gay sex award
[00:50:54] Yeah, making me gayer than Adam, but not gayer than you for winning a lifetime achievement award
[00:51:00] The like we said it's being held in your house because you this is the place with I kind of want to get cable just to watch the
[00:51:08] Maybe you should that shit is the best maybe we'll just get cable again
[00:51:13] Isn't that what's gonna fucking happen?
[00:51:14] If every streaming services expensive as fuck yeah, no, I mean it because it became they did it's funny
[00:51:19] It's just a tour in again this entire process happened with cable services
[00:51:23] They tried to offer like boutique packaging or like you select the channels or whatever and was a failure
[00:51:29] So they went back to like okay. Here's you get 50 channel you get a hundred channels
[00:51:33] You just pay you know, whichever one you want like people can't you give them too many options and they fucking overwhelmed themselves
[00:51:39] Especially when they nickel and dime you with like a million different services Netflix Hulu all this shit
[00:51:44] I mean like I write it off is a business expense
[00:51:46] Yes, but I'm paying like fucking $80 a month and like different subscription services
[00:51:50] Yeah, when I look at the amber she would sign up for shit and then like I like I would forget about it and then like
[00:51:56] You know, it's like oh you've been charged $5.99 for curiosity stream
[00:52:02] Think I was getting charged like ten bucks a month for Brit box because I wanted to watch a Louis the Ru documentary
[00:52:10] I just remember that I signed up for some Japanese pornography website
[00:52:14] You're still getting cuz I wanted to see a fucking it was like one where the one with the big jugs
[00:52:19] No, actually actually not her. I think her name is Hitiko or some shit, but
[00:52:30] Hooters what I got into for a very hot second therefore was it was a
[00:52:35] lesbian massage thing and it was like these uptight Japanese women were getting lesbian massages like a fifth graders porn surge
[00:52:44] No, dude. It was like it's a Japanese first of all the Japanese
[00:52:49] I'm gonna go with Nick on this one. Come on man. Listen to me. It's hot. This is their Japanese. They're uptight the reversal
[00:52:58] That's my role in the show listen to me. I will defend
[00:53:06] That's fine dude because this is hot the moment that everyone's been fearing
[00:53:11] When the storm clouds come over the east coast listen to me
[00:53:20] It's an uptight Japanese lady and another cute ass Japanese salary woman. I'm exactly
[00:53:26] I'm just gonna massage you and then slowly she massaged and gets closer to her pussy, and then she's like I'm gonna put a fucking
[00:53:33] Divider up so you can't see I'm gonna use the hot
[00:53:36] Sponge she calls it the warm sponge massage, and it's actually eating her pussy
[00:53:42] Yeah, and they show box or they should they blur out the box, but still the implication is so more it the
[00:53:49] It's the setup the theater the theater and the sounds I think you've got a
[00:53:56] Pention for narrative stuff. I love narrative. I would love filmmaking
[00:53:59] And you see I hate that shit the Japanese Asian girls do you see a shot of the one eating her pussy?
[00:54:13] Was in there dude, no, I like it. Yeah, we were jacking off to you're right Nick. I like it like a
[00:54:22] Which the grouse like a lawn mower or a man
[00:54:25] I'm like a Germanic okay, let's go around the room and say well we're fucking jacking off to then in the dark alliance
[00:54:32] I don't give I'm a freedom fighter dude for jacking off the Japanese pornography
[00:54:36] And I don't need to be supported by either of you motherfuckers right now
[00:54:41] I am trying to keep myself to one blast a day one blast a day
[00:54:45] I got a lot of free time a lot of time on my own
[00:54:48] The amount of I know how dark I do scales up with how many errands I have to run that day
[00:54:54] Mmm and last and air recently I'm telling you man this fucking t-shirt thing has like my life is night and day
[00:55:01] Yeah, I like that not having a fucking day job is like ruined me and now that I just have shit
[00:55:07] I have to do every day. It's great. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to structure my shit that way
[00:55:11] You have to get out of bed to do something I wake up in fucking 8 a.m. I like bring out all the morning
[00:55:17] Shipping you know suck a little dick for you
[00:55:20] I run to the post office and I'm out of the house, but every step I'm beating on
[00:55:27] I'm blasting errand home, but you bust be believing you bust. Yeah, you bust believe you don't but do you bust to your
[00:55:35] Mind you bust in my mind. You're beautiful mind. Just different equations
[00:55:40] connections Oh you bust a math I bust the thought of me giving an award speech at the
[00:55:50] How of you teaching a bunch of kids in Appalachia
[00:55:54] Like mr. Freeland will we ever be as cool as you like no no
[00:55:59] You won't you live in this shit hole, you're not like me who lived in New York for four years five years
[00:56:06] I also jacked off to a Japanese man convincing two friends to suck his dick and they were guys no they were women
[00:56:23] I think this guy is gay. No, come on. He's fucking friend when we're relaxed
[00:56:30] The morning I'll wake up I suck a little dick for you
[00:56:40] Space you forget those charges drop. Yeah, my man skated witnessing. I think I'm
[00:56:46] Three we all have to say I'm sorry Kevin. Sorry. We're we are sorry for now he should
[00:56:53] Man's name through the mud that weird cooking video today. That was awesome
[00:57:03] That you can live without me as an actor
[00:57:06] The what a he check the feeling himself
[00:57:10] Absolutely like this will get him. Yeah, I'll act my way out of this pickle watching
[00:57:16] That video and meeting Jean Denopoli were the two happiest moments the last five years of my life
[00:57:22] Absolutely, I like true the most purely joyous. He's been trying to get in touch with us really on Facebook
[00:57:29] Yeah, and he's like commenting on YouTube videos that he thinks we posted
[00:57:32] Oh, I would love to hang out with him again, man
[00:57:36] Will hit him up dude. I you're the one who knows how he's trying to get in touch this
[00:57:40] I haven't she's been hit he's been like messaging the I guess the fans run a come-down Facebook group or something
[00:57:49] Um, tell him to email if I ever have any access to like anything. I want I want to
[00:58:03] Access to anything. I'm gonna buy that abandoned six flags in New Orleans and filled with apes
[00:58:09] I think that they're like doing something with the vicious apes. That was a great day, nang
[00:58:14] I know but they have abandoned an abandoned. I'm much better than if it was filled with vicious apes. There was a
[00:58:21] Interracial couple an Asian woman and a white man. They're like, let's go look at the abandoned six flags
[00:58:26] I don't know who you could be talking about there
[00:58:34] Parks closed today. I wouldn't go down there if I was y'all niggin. I were like climbing rollercoasters
[00:58:41] That creepy old man who's actually just 30. Yeah, and he just talks like that
[00:58:47] Um, yeah, no, Nick and I went to this there's a six flags
[00:58:51] That was abandoned after Katrina and then basically like nature was reclaiming
[00:58:55] The three of our that's just graffiti everywhere and then yeah, it was nature
[00:58:59] There's like a it was fenced off, but you can like go under the fence and then walk around
[00:59:04] Damn. Yeah, there were a lot of uh fuck like swastikas that the guy like couldn't get right
[00:59:11] You could like tell there's like a row of them. He's first go around. Yeah, he was like trying to spray paint them
[00:59:30] Man, Jeffrey. I've seen a such a weird looking guy. Yeah, his his smile was fucked up in that video, dude
[00:59:37] Yeah, too much gums too much gums. He's got weird fish lips almost reptilian
[00:59:43] He does look like a lizard. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, a leathery
[00:59:49] Like lizard person, but I guess that's anti-Semitic to say say lizard person. Yeah. Yeah, Matt christman got in trouble for that
[00:59:56] Are there already jacked pedophiles? Epstein was kind of built. R Kelly. Oh, good. So
[01:00:02] Our Kelly is immaculate shape. Yeah, I wouldn't say immaculate
[01:00:07] Have you not seen his music video a point in his life, maybe
[01:00:11] Our Kelly was the master of the flowing open shirt and wind machine music video aesthetic
[01:00:17] It's also so funny. You just cannot read. Yeah, he's a litter
[01:00:22] That rocks look at how much he was able to accomplish in his life for not reading. How did he learn the words the songs?
[01:00:31] How did he write trapped in the closet if you couldn't read?
[01:00:33] He literally probably talked it into a tape recorder. He probably recited it to uh
[01:00:43] Dude, I guess you don't really need to know how to read
[01:00:48] No, if you can be if you can be a singer and have a haram of sex slaves
[01:00:58] Everybody's afraid of the face app now because it's a russian company. Yeah, you love it Nick
[01:01:03] You've been going off on face app. I use it a couple times. Yeah, I like it
[01:01:07] I like the one where you have an emo haircut and a great beard. Yeah, that's a good one
[01:01:19] Yeah, no, it's they're not gonna steal shit. Uh, hey everybody just heads up facebook
[01:01:23] It's like now it's like there's no difference between you and your fucking dumbass
[01:01:27] Like boomer parents that are like facebook has a thing that says that they're all of your data
[01:01:35] Yeah, they're like chain email parents. Yeah, exactly. They're like fax each other. It's all all russians are bad
[01:01:41] It's a russian company which means they're gonna use your face to make Hillary Clinton not president
[01:01:47] They don't think that they don't think that there are dark powers
[01:01:51] Not in america that exists that own our face is already
[01:01:55] But oh, yeah, they're just google and amazon or really yeah
[01:02:04] Yeah, is it amazon hooking ice up or some shit?
[01:02:17] So I know employees are mad about that. Did you guys see that ice agent with the big s titties?
[01:02:22] Yeah, I didn't see that she had big titties. I just saw that she was a spicy. You saw the you saw this
[01:02:31] She has to be aimed sexually and then the late
[01:02:35] And they'll free the children. I I'm not attracted to her because of my politics
[01:02:47] I would fuck the shit up, but that's that's the challenge. Can you persevere past your politics
[01:02:55] You know, because honestly, it would be tough for me
[01:02:58] It would be really lost all over those big ass titties for the chili for the kids
[01:03:03] If if men Trump was like her lesson if Trump was like if somebody fucks this woman
[01:03:10] If you seduce her, I'll let the children go. I would put on my finest old navy Hawaiian shirt
[01:03:18] I would steal one of ryan shots of razors and shave my head with it
[01:03:22] And I would look great. I would trim up my little mustache. Mm-hmm and I would go out and I would eat that woman's pussy
[01:03:27] For ages. Yeah, I would take her out for fajitas
[01:03:39] Maricaritas we would go to Chevy's in a rondo mils mall classic classic
[01:03:51] And I would seduce her there and I would bust all over her big fat titties
[01:03:56] And I would ask for her to suck damn I miss I like shavis
[01:04:03] Mexican restaurant for sure. It was Chevy sucks. There was a good Chevy's in Vegas by where I grew up
[01:04:09] They had shavis in Vegas. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
[01:04:14] Um, yeah, I always wanted to go. I liked macaroni grill. You know where I always wanted to go
[01:04:19] You know that I never got a chance to cheat cheese. I don't know that cheat cheese was a play was a they had commercials
[01:04:28] I remember cheat cheese. They still make like
[01:04:31] Salsa yeah, but I never got to go to an in-person cheat cheese and that breaks my heart
[01:04:36] I was so susceptible to advertising as a child when they had good ads
[01:04:40] Oh, I used to beg my parents for products that I wouldn't even use when the george foreman grill ad came like the infomercial came out
[01:04:48] I begged my parents to go you were like 15. No, I was younger than that
[01:04:53] I was like in I was like in maybe sixth grade
[01:04:58] I was like you are you are and then my dad would be like maybe we should then he's like no
[01:05:03] No, we shouldn't I'd be like you are a fucking loser. Fuck you. Fuck you. You fucking loser
[01:05:08] I remember you cheap loser. We got a we got a price club knockoff george foreman grill
[01:05:14] I think we did too and we used the I think you guys say by like a wack and decker. No something beach
[01:05:19] Some what's it called Hamilton be Hamilton Beach? They make my shit though. Yeah, but it was from Costco
[01:05:25] Yeah, I just got a Costco membership. Dude. We gotta go. Now. They got a car. I'm gonna we're all grown up
[01:05:30] Dude, I went to go to Costco membership return to vacuum cleaner. No questions asked. Yeah
[01:05:36] I think my deal is I'm gonna keep getting a nice nicer vacuum cleaner. They have a deal on there
[01:05:41] Full start David deal on there where it's uh, they have a sewing machine. It's Costco only mr. Make my own clothes
[01:05:49] Oh, dude. I would love to talk to son. That would be awesome if we come in here and it's a fucking sweatshop. Yeah
[01:05:58] I don't know. Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah, you just take the break to yell at them and we
[01:06:09] Yeah, it looks sorry. It looked like he was going to the bathroom
[01:06:13] If you don't watch him he'll go he'll go if you're not fucking careful these Chinese
[01:06:19] They'll go anywhere. They are they any opportunity they can you give them an inch a day like peepy you go poop
[01:06:26] They will fill your car, but with Chinese your age is love pissing and it smells like it's like they're like cats star anise
[01:06:32] Yeah, which is kind of nice. Yeah, it is nice. It does. It smells like nog chompa
[01:06:44] I ate some Indian food for breakfast today, and it's kind of slowing me down
[01:06:49] Yeah, I had a taste for Indian. I had three bites of a breakfast burrito you had Indian food for breakfast
[01:06:55] Well at noon, but you went and got new and you didn't like have leftovers
[01:06:59] Well at noon I ordered some I had coffee in the morning for my breakfast
[01:07:04] I guess my real breakfast was an oat milk latte
[01:07:07] Interesting that would be too rough for me. That would fucking tear up my guts. Yeah, I'm gonna really pay for this
[01:07:17] Because I had a sharp pain in my ass recently
[01:07:19] Yeah, and I looked up the symptoms and seems like pretty textbook hemorrhoids
[01:07:24] It's usually this happens from having gay sex like no, no, not me
[01:07:27] No, not me. Just scroll past that as fast as possible. No, I think
[01:07:31] We're gonna do it. I'm gonna put in a request to have them delete that from the website
[01:07:36] I think also from just being fat as shit and sitting on the toilet forever is what I found out
[01:07:40] Yeah, no, because I love to sit on the toilet. Just chop it up
[01:07:43] I had a friend and we were like kids he got hemorrhoids and I think it was because he would he would sit on the toilet too long
[01:07:49] Dude, I would do I've done that my whole life boy or whatever. Yes
[01:07:53] Remember the era where you brought the laptop into this when you shut
[01:07:56] I still do that. That was a beautiful time. You still do it. Sometimes you throw back and get some writing down in there
[01:08:02] Uh-huh my ass actually kind of hurts now now that I think about it
[01:08:09] Oh, yeah, that I will be at the lodge room in los angeles, california
[01:08:13] August 2nd 29th august second adam is at the lodge room in san diego
[01:08:19] And if you're san diego 23rd stay tuned for updates i'll be there on the 28th, but there's no
[01:08:29] And we to the maker website $15 online $8 at the door
[01:08:35] Uh, i'll be a Rochester august 3rd by tickets to that and boston 16th to the 17th
[01:08:41] Oakland the first show already sold out. We added a second buy those tickets i'll add a third
[01:08:46] Baby i'll do as many as you motherfuckers want come dot town
[01:08:50] Is where i'm selling shirts soon to be the place
[01:08:53] Uh, eventually where you can buy tickets to our live shows i'm gonna have nice i'm gonna integrate that come town dot
[01:09:00] And we got a little meeting we're working on something we're trying to come to the us
[01:09:09] Yeah, this show is recorded and see James island. Yeah
[01:09:18] Horse now how much weirder would that be as if there was a guy with a private island where he was just
[01:09:24] He had a bunch of just bbw sex slaves that would be
[01:09:29] I mean until they became slaves that sounds like an awesome
[01:09:35] Go to big saint james honestly the guy named jeffrey daxon is like this my island
[01:09:44] Keep goddamn hands off my motherfucking island
[01:09:51] And then it's like all the buildings look like that weird Egyptian temple
[01:09:56] Except there's one that's just a regular house and they're like, what the fuck is this?
[01:10:00] What is this weird regular looking house
[01:10:05] No, it's just like a house ain't no a no weird a whole tab warship going on just fucking big bitches
[01:10:13] Bringing some of the top players from around
[01:10:18] You got George Clinton flying in on a bam of light
[01:10:37] Big timers are definitely over a big saint james island baby and very fresh
[01:10:44] All of cash money records so the shocker
[01:10:53] Clips and bird man. Mm-hmm hanging out of big saint james island. Yep
[01:10:57] Like literally just a room full of guys just remix be and send him to big saint james island max be able to get out
[01:11:03] Let him be on house for us the big saint james
[01:11:09] He got a raw deal. Yeah, and he invented the term wavy
[01:11:14] It's like people are like people are trying to figure out what jeffrey jackson's business actually is
[01:11:19] And he's like we selling clothes, but they also sell phone access
[01:11:28] No, but you have to understand is it's a multi-level marketing operation
[01:11:34] I love big saint james island. Oh man. I want to go. That would be great all the players
[01:11:40] All the best players inviting some of the top players from around
[01:11:48] God that's that that's valhall. That's the paradise. Yeah, i'm trying to go
[01:11:57] Shouts out to the new stand if you guys been to where since it's no it's fucking awesome. I hear it's great
[01:12:02] I saw the marquee it looks amazing. It's a mark there tonight
[01:12:05] Nick will be there tonight. You guys will not be have a chance to see him because it's for recording and it comes out
[01:12:11] Later, but uh, i'll be there every Tuesday. Just check out the club in general though. It fucking rules. Bye guys. Right