Cum Town | Premium | 07/29/2019
[00:00:00] Okay. Oh, welcome to come town. That works. Adam's gone again. Adam's gone. He's on a
[00:00:12] men's retreat. I would love it if you Adam moved into the divorced Greek men's house.
[00:00:20] He went to he went to fucking Jamaica to do like a house. Just Jamaican women being like,
[00:00:29] Yeah, you are a body boy. Get out of here. Adam, why you win those gas? Sandals. Adam
[00:00:37] was sold into Jamaican sex slavery, trying to get his groove back. And then he's trying
[00:00:42] out. He's like, it's called Sandals Resort. No one's laughing. He's like, but it's called
[00:00:47] sandals. I'm wearing sandals. Okay. What's your point? Isn't that crazy? No, and then
[00:00:57] pretending it's not a joke. Yeah. No, I was just saying. Wait, isn't it called sand?
[00:01:03] But it's called and then trying it again. Yes. Wait, classic. Wait, isn't it? What
[00:01:09] is that place called? Is it called sandals? What did you just open a gay sex contract?
[00:01:18] Yeah, it's a car insurance policy. Oh, who'd you go with? Geico. Me too, bro. I'm supposed
[00:01:24] to sign it and return it. But you can't do that shit online. I thought I did. It said
[00:01:29] please sign and return. And I don't I'm not going to do that. They should have thought
[00:01:35] about that before they sent it to me. That's right. Fuck them. Fuck Chase, dude. Oh, yeah,
[00:01:41] you having problems already? Yeah, big time. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I signed up for the God
[00:01:46] dammit, dude. This fucking piece of shit. I don't think it did. No, it did. You can see
[00:01:51] when it does the screen all like change because this thing's like finicky. Interesting. I don't
[00:01:56] know. I guess I'll get a new one or try and clear that out. I mean, I guess it's time
[00:01:59] to buy a different fucking. Yeah, we could have an actual. Yeah, get the each six. That
[00:02:04] was some kind. Yeah. I want it. Yeah. Well, no, yes. I signed up for the business preferred
[00:02:10] business, Inc. preferred. Yes. You get like three times rewards on. Oh, I know, dude.
[00:02:15] But before I signed up, I was like, Hey, are you Shopify to do my fulfillment? Like, will
[00:02:20] that work? And they're like, yeah, it should work. And if it doesn't just call in and we
[00:02:23] can like adjust it. I was like, Oh, okay. And then I got the card. And of course, it's
[00:02:27] not getting like three times points on that. And they called and they're like, Oh, yeah,
[00:02:30] there's no way to adjust it. I'm like, I asked two different fucking people, which is, I
[00:02:35] mean, it's like, it's at the level where it's like almost like I feel like it's fraud.
[00:02:39] Yeah. That I ask because they're like, honestly, there's no real way to know, you know, but
[00:02:44] like if there's an issue, you can call us up. And then now that there's an issue, it's
[00:02:48] just like, well, it really depends on how they code it. I'm like, I can submit you build
[00:02:52] like I sent them. Yeah, it's shipping. That's the whole fucking thing. It's a ship. And they're
[00:02:56] like, well, it depends on if they have their stuff coded as it doesn't matter that they,
[00:03:00] you know, whether they ship or not. It's like you're getting fucked. Yeah. It's like,
[00:03:04] well, you so I was like flat out lied to by Chase. It's fucked up the banks. Can you believe
[00:03:11] a big bank fucked your ad? Yeah. I did.
[00:03:16] Did you ask them if they have like a button that just adds points to people's accounts?
[00:03:20] There's like, no way. Well, they did. And they like gave me some points. They're like,
[00:03:23] hopefully this makes up for it. It's like, no, just because you told me there's no way
[00:03:26] to do it. Now there is a way to adjust it manually. And it's like, okay, well, then do
[00:03:32] I do want me to like call in every fucking time you do a shipment. Yeah, that's not going
[00:03:37] to fly you. You fucking got a T-shirt business. Well, yeah, no, it's way more than it's like,
[00:03:40] it's not worth the points that you're getting like the time that you're spending. Well,
[00:03:44] it is worth it. I mean, over the weekend, I spent probably $1,500 on shipping. Damn.
[00:03:49] Yeah. So that's yeah, like a total of like, forty five hundred points or something. It's
[00:03:55] like $45. Yep. Every day. Oh, damn. Yeah. That would be nice. Forty forty five dollars
[00:04:01] for like one to one points. And then if you like trade them in for travel, which is it's
[00:04:05] like 60 bucks. Yep. Cause I'm like 60 bucks worth of travel. Yeah, I'm going on vacay
[00:04:09] for free off that show. I'm the off them rewards point. It's essentially like a plane ticket
[00:04:13] a week. Yeah. You know, that you would get that now I don't get because like they just
[00:04:18] lied. You could probably close your shit. No, well, it's a hard inquiry on my credit.
[00:04:25] I just opened a line of credit. I mean, it's not like a fucking I just opened a checking
[00:04:29] account. It's a fucking additional credit card. Right. It'll fuck my credit to like
[00:04:33] immediately close the account. That's true. And you have you strangely have bad credit,
[00:04:37] right? No, I have good credit now. Oh, I had bad credit. And then for like a year, I just
[00:04:42] had like a handful of like secured credit cards. Nice. Yeah. Like a fucking rich teen. Yeah,
[00:04:49] it gets a credit card at fourteen. Yeah. But it has like a three hundred dollar limit.
[00:04:53] Yeah. No, that's exactly what I did. I got like a card with a three hundred dollar limit.
[00:04:58] And then that just like all it did was just it automatically paid for like sound cloud
[00:05:02] every month. Nice. And it would just be paid off. And then it like tried to hit like a
[00:05:05] eight percent credit utilization ratio for your rapping career for my rap. Yeah. And then
[00:05:11] after a year, I got one for like five thousand. Nice. And then, you know, I don't know, I
[00:05:16] just read some fucking financial blogs. Good for you, man. Yeah. I start reading those
[00:05:20] shits and I'm like too much. Well, they don't apply to me. So yeah, yeah. Well, anything
[00:05:25] though, it's like, I remember I read like a hot like tips to lose weight or feel better
[00:05:30] or some shit. And the first one was like, take a cold shower. It was like twenty five or
[00:05:34] something. And I was like, I'll just start taking cold showers. Yeah. That's all I got.
[00:05:38] I'll do one. Yeah. I'll just stop reading. And I still take cold showers. And yet it has
[00:05:43] not fixed my life. Yeah. I'm still fat. And I'm actually, I guess I feel better. My skin
[00:05:49] is better, I think. Good for your skin. The cold showers. Yeah. I feel like women all
[00:05:57] take hot ass showers though. Do you take hot ass showers? I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. I remember
[00:06:02] my mom had like super hot showers, you know, when you're a little kid, did you, did you
[00:06:05] shower when you were a little kid with your parents? Yes. It was always scalding hot.
[00:06:09] I couldn't handle it. I remember one specific time. I would stand in between my dad and
[00:06:14] mom and they would piss on me. That's impressive. She could do that. Like she had aim. They were
[00:06:21] both piss on me. She had a really weird shaped pussy. Yeah. Right down into Nick's eyes. It
[00:06:28] sprayed a little bit of fine mist. I would stand under my dad's right underneath my dad.
[00:06:37] And when I wanted more shampoo, I tug on his right nut. And when I wanted more conditioner,
[00:06:42] I tag tug on his left nut. This is great. This is a picture of Mark Walberg, a person
[00:06:45] on Instagram. It's him on vacation. It looks like I guess like, I don't know, Malibu,
[00:06:50] wherever the fuck he is, he's on a boat off on the water. And then he's, he's letting
[00:06:55] everyone know that he's missing his gym. He's tagged his gym, missing my F 45 training,
[00:07:01] training Sherman Oaks with the family's vacation. By the way, his family know where to be found
[00:07:06] in that. It's just him looking hot. He's talking about how he misses the boys back at
[00:07:11] the gym. Yeah. That really is your fucking role model, dude. That'll be you one day.
[00:07:16] I was watching Beto or Rorky. Do you know anything? Of course. He, I was watching his
[00:07:22] little campaign thing on HBO. And he's going around and he was like a propaganda documentary.
[00:07:27] And his wife was like upset that he was leaving to do this and like leaving the family. And
[00:07:31] he just, there's like a thing where he's talking about, man, if this doesn't work out, I'm just
[00:07:35] going to do long, long drives. I'm just going to become a trucker. And I'm like, dude,
[00:07:38] this, this guy just wants to be away from his family. He's like, if this doesn't work,
[00:07:43] there's got to be another way to be on the road all over the time.
[00:07:46] To be away from this fucking bit. And just what are you, what are you used to do? You used
[00:07:50] to be a coat, a hacker and hacking the gay porn sites for free. He did used to be a hacker.
[00:07:56] I hacked into gay porn sites for free. You and Beto? Yeah. Anyways, so Jeffrey Epstein
[00:08:07] was whacked by the Clinton. He's not dead though, right? No, not yet. Yeah. It's Godfather
[00:08:12] too. With him and he got him and rost. Yeah. Damn. It's pretty funny. What? They almost
[00:08:21] got got? Yeah, he not only did he almost get got, but it's like, did you see this like
[00:08:27] the guy they think did it is like a cop that was like worked at hell? Yes. Some like suburb
[00:08:33] of New York who had murdered four guys. And like a month a month ago, a month ago, he
[00:08:42] worked there. He worked at the prison. No, this is a guy who's in prison who prior to
[00:08:47] that, he was a police officer who had like murdered four people. Hell yeah. As part of
[00:08:50] some like corruption drug running. Yes. And a month ago, they found a cell phone in the
[00:08:55] cell. They confiscated it. And then he was like, there's some charges being filed against
[00:08:59] him for having that. And his lawyers were like, before anyone goes through that phone, like
[00:09:04] the US Attorney's office needs to put like a clean team on it. They're like, there's
[00:09:07] a confidential information on that phone or whatever. So it's, I mean, how how how sloppy
[00:09:14] the Clintons have gotten. Yeah. And murdering people, which it's like, it's like, it's
[00:09:21] like, it's so funny watching like the media try and debunk the Clinton kill list because
[00:09:25] like 300 people. And it's like, they're like, all of these are like none of them are connected.
[00:09:35] Like most of them have been proven to be suicides or whatever. Like, who do you know that knows
[00:09:39] 300 people that have killed themselves? Not just no, the people that have like, in convene
[00:09:45] ins to you in the slightest way. It's like, Oh, it turns out that guy that fucking scratched
[00:09:49] my car, he killed himself. Yeah. Remember last week when I got into an argument at the
[00:09:53] Bo Dega with that guy, he killed himself. He also killed himself. Oh, yeah. No, that
[00:09:58] old landlord I had that didn't give me my security deposit back. Yeah. Yeah. He was
[00:10:03] at the gym and choked himself to death while bench presses. Oh, no, he's not new to working
[00:10:11] out. He's been exercising for 35 years. He's been benching for a very long time.
[00:10:15] Accident. Somehow made the kind of mistake that literally just never happens. Even a
[00:10:21] 14 year old, you can roll it off your head. Exactly. That's something that something that
[00:10:26] happens when yeah, like a child is working out alone in a basement who's never touched
[00:10:31] weights before might do first time. But somehow this guy, you know, by the way, this is real.
[00:10:37] This is these are actual. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That guy killed himself. And he shot
[00:10:40] himself in the head twice from behind. There are pennies in his eyes. I was on his knees
[00:10:47] remember that guy that was investigating me because I murdered his wife because remember
[00:10:54] that guy whose wife died who I hated his wife. And then she died in mysterious circumstances
[00:10:59] and her husband who thought I did it. Apparently he killed himself to the same way. This is
[00:11:04] he also took those two. He also shot himself in the head from behind just like she did
[00:11:09] two weeks ago. So he was prior. This story about there was like a US attorney in Baltimore
[00:11:14] that like just like left to work his ex-seal later guys. And then drove two hours out of
[00:11:19] town like like rolled his car into a shallow pond, got in the backseat and then stabbed
[00:11:25] himself to death of the pen. They're like, Oh, that's a suicide. That's clearly a
[00:11:30] issue. Classic classic classic suicide. Drive two hours out of town. You know, you've heard
[00:11:35] that in emo songs the way you kill yourself. I'm gonna drive two hours away. Fucking Adam
[00:11:42] got in the car. Drove the Harrisburg. Rolled him to a shallow pond. Got my pen knife.
[00:11:53] Sat in the backseat, stabbed myself in the back 47 times. Fuck my mommy dad. Yeah. That's
[00:12:06] a suicide classic. But like you get there's it's impossible to read through that Clinton
[00:12:11] murder list and not get to name like 38 and be like, okay, one of them has to. Yeah, one
[00:12:17] of them was a murder. There's so many fucking names on this list. Yeah. Yep. You know, and
[00:12:25] then it's like, we see all this stuff about like Epstein and Clinton. First of all, too,
[00:12:30] it's like, if you type in Epstein and Clinton, most places are like, Oh, did you mean Epstein
[00:12:34] and Trump? Where they don't want it auto correct. It doesn't want Google auto correct.
[00:12:40] You spelled Trump wrong. The Daily Beast published that thing about fucking Clinton and Epstein,
[00:12:45] like being way trumier than initially described earlier in the decade in the 90s. And you know,
[00:12:52] so it goes way way before, you know, like the Clinton global initiative. I'm loving all
[00:12:56] the pictures that keep coming out. Oh, yeah. And it's all just getting like fucking swept
[00:13:01] under the rug. And now all this shit connecting Clinton to him. And then suddenly he kills
[00:13:06] himself. He kills himself. And again, might be a suicide. And how did he kill himself?
[00:13:14] They find him hanging from something in his cell? Was there a rope? Or they found him
[00:13:18] curled up in the fetal position with injuries to his neck? Yeah. Why is that what they're
[00:13:23] reported? Well, because you get you get sat, he was sad at himself for not being able
[00:13:26] to kill him. So he choked him. So he put his hands around his neck and choked himself
[00:13:30] and bashed his head against another classic, Clinton,
[00:13:36] related suicide. He got used to much smaller necks. So he didn't know how to handle it.
[00:13:41] That's true. Yes. He didn't he didn't know how to fucking choke out. Yeah. Remember that
[00:13:45] woman that accused Clinton of like, of like sexual misconduct? There was another intern.
[00:13:50] No. And then some, yeah, some woman who was like worked at like a Starbucks or something
[00:13:54] in Georgetown. And some guy just walked into the Starbucks and shot her. Jesus Christ.
[00:14:00] They're like, it was a botched robbery. Whatever that guy. I don't know. I guess they went
[00:14:07] to jail or he ran away or they never figured it out. Wow. Yeah. I forget the name of that
[00:14:11] woman. It's just like, there's so many of them. It's like, Oh, the specific. Is this
[00:14:14] all true? Are you making these up? No, no, no. I'm not going to fact check. So I'll take
[00:14:23] it as word. I mean, I believe that the Clintons definitely what's great too is he apparently
[00:14:29] like none of the, none of the Democrats are giving back any of the money they got from
[00:14:33] Epstein. None of that is going to charity. All of that money is just going to be kept.
[00:14:39] Like wait, which Democrats current day? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, of course not. They
[00:14:45] earned that money. Yeah. They earn that money, letting him fuck kids. Yeah. Well, yep. You
[00:14:51] know, case closed. He's, he's dead now. So yeah, which, you know, I, it's like, they're
[00:14:57] like, Oh, well, he was attempted. He's just in the hospital. And it's like, this guy's
[00:15:00] probably going to be on fucking life support for the rest of his life. Wait, is he on life
[00:15:04] support right now? I don't know. Like no, there's no more information. No, he attempted
[00:15:08] suicide. I know, but I thought he was like, I've been coding all day. I haven't had time
[00:15:13] to know. I don't think he's like, I think he's conscious and like fine. I think he's
[00:15:16] just like some guy fucked them. The hit up. Yeah. This is, it's exactly like the Godfather.
[00:15:27] In the hospital. Yes, just other pedophiles in the outside. No, people that think that
[00:15:33] cleanse did it. Huh? People that think fuck. Oh, you're right. They want to. Yeah, yeah,
[00:15:39] yeah. I'm getting so mad at people in the comments that are like, good, glad he killed
[00:15:43] himself. It's like, listen, you dumb motherfucker. This is bigger than Jeffrey. I've seen his
[00:15:46] worthless. Yeah. It means we can get video of Hillary Clinton eating a baby. I'm just chilling.
[00:15:56] On Jeffrey Amsterdam's Island. Just such an unlikable person. And all of this because they
[00:16:06] couldn't beat Trump, dude. Like you can, how are you so good at murder and you can't just
[00:16:12] fucking run an okay campaign. Yeah. Well, what Trump is is funny. It's like he's sort of
[00:16:18] like the inbred Habsburg retard cousin that comes to power and like the last days of an
[00:16:24] aristocracy. All of these people are like not related by, well, actually probably related
[00:16:32] And then like drank from the seven o'clock region of the same infant. But you know, I mean,
[00:16:41] he's like the retard. Elsie Glinton said, I sloosh had a baby blood lose. He was the fucking
[00:16:47] retarded cousin and somehow became like like the next in the line of ascension and became
[00:16:53] a king. Yeah. And now like the entire system is being revealed for as retarded as it is.
[00:16:59] Right. Right. And so like they're all like scrambling, but because of Trump and like,
[00:17:04] you know, again, the Epstein thing would not have come up if it weren't for Trump. Totally.
[00:17:08] It's like all these fucking dumbass like the rank and file liberals that they all have
[00:17:13] like brainwashed into thinking like, well, it's the good word, the good guy party. Yeah,
[00:17:19] it's not fueled by the literal burning flesh of infants. By the Hillary turn and babies
[00:17:29] in the pork brines and snacking on them. That's been off her crew. Yeah, she's got a ticking
[00:17:35] time. It's every day. She needs to drink fresh blood or it's over. That's why I did. That's
[00:17:41] why the candidates were great. Just side pussy. Yeah, you didn't have to fuck children, man.
[00:17:46] And that's what the but you look, you get some some bitch drowns in her car because you
[00:17:50] fucking don't want to deal with every once in a while. That sucks. Yeah, but at least no
[00:17:55] children got got. Yeah, I mean, I really think Kennedy was like, you know, Kennedy may not
[00:18:01] have been murdered. I mean, not, you know, yeah, but Jack Ruby definitely there was
[00:18:08] something there. That was weird. This is Jack Ruby. Jack Ruby's a guy that shot Lee Harvey
[00:18:13] Oswald. Oh, true. Yes, for sure. And then he died of like cancer. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
[00:18:17] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, by the way, I got cancer. Yeah. Oh, I'm also
[00:18:21] yeah, I'm going to die. Now it's time for me to yeah. Yeah, Jack Ruby just owed so much
[00:18:29] money to the mafia and they're like, listen, either you do this or we kill your whole family.
[00:18:33] It's like your dad or what? I love the mafia, the conspiracy theories that are like, and
[00:18:40] they got the mafia in the mix. The mob to kill JFK. Yeah, the idea that like corruption
[00:18:48] doesn't like there were a kind of corruption you could possibly imagine exists at every
[00:18:52] level of government is like absurd. Like it there's no way that the Clintons don't have
[00:18:57] people murdered. Yeah, well, they that's the other thing is that all we're talking about
[00:19:01] is American citizens. They man, I like yeah, they have every president has tons of people
[00:19:06] murdered. I'm like an upper middle class person, right? Yeah. And what that means now is there's
[00:19:12] certain laws that I just don't have to obey. Mm hmm. I drive a hundred miles per hour.
[00:19:16] Yep. Check in rental cars every time. Give a fuck. Give me a ticket. Don't give a shit.
[00:19:21] That scales up. I'm not making two, three million dollars a year. Yeah, I'm murdering
[00:19:26] people. I fuck it. I just pay the fine. There's rich corn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:19:32] Yeah. But don't do it. Jeffrey Epstein has a last 300 children. And now he's being sued
[00:19:45] for four hundred dollars by one of the fathers from the Bronx. Okay, what's going on here
[00:19:55] today? Well, basically, my daughter was a sex trifie. Mr Epstein. And he came. All right,
[00:20:03] let me see these documents. Well, we don't have we have a picture of his car. Okay, bailiff.
[00:20:09] Can I take a look at this? Okay, Mr. Mr. Mr. Hector. This is this is not submissive. You
[00:20:15] can't. This is not this is just a picture of a car. Mr. Mr. Hector has lost his case.
[00:20:22] Do do do do. Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey 400 and oh, yet again, join us next week. Tell tell
[00:20:29] us, Mr. Epstein, how do you feel about the outcome? I feel pretty good. Okay, joining
[00:20:35] us now is Mr. Hector's daughter has been raped and murdered by the Clintons. She
[00:20:41] always. Yeah. Yeah. She crashed her dirt bike. I feel pretty bad. She won a motorcycle.
[00:20:47] I should go to lottery. I'm not happy with the outcome, but you know, justice was served
[00:20:52] and we came in to know Mr. Come on. Do do do Elon Musk has invented a car that has killed
[00:20:59] 400 people with beta testing. Now he's suing the US government for the moon. What's Tesla
[00:21:10] up to these days, man? I don't know, making rockets. That's the next thing. He's rich
[00:21:14] people are just going to go that they're going to make a lysm. Yeah, they literally
[00:21:18] are. Do they have that much money to just make to make a fucking earth on space? Can't
[00:21:25] they like, isn't that going to be so expensive? Yeah, they don't have that many resources.
[00:21:31] Do they? Well, it's really easier to fucking go to space. Whenever we whenever we have like
[00:21:36] that kind of the reason the population has grown a billion in the last, you know, 10
[00:21:42] years or so is because the end game for all of this is to encourage people to procreate
[00:21:47] as much as possible to accelerate the decline of the planet, but also create an economic
[00:21:54] necessity for the return of like slavery on a massive scale. So you're going to have like
[00:22:00] global leads. You're going off today, dude. Oh, yeah.
[00:22:03] Conspiracy theory, Nick and full motherfuckers. The cleanest had three hundred people murder
[00:22:07] was just the little Amuz booth of this whole motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. Once you get, once
[00:22:12] you get further down the line, it's going to be a necessity to escape the planet and
[00:22:16] the messaging that's going to go out to all 16 billion people on the planet is like we
[00:22:21] need to escape Earth before collapses, but there's going to be a slave class that represents
[00:22:25] 80% of those people that will never have a chance. On top of the titanic dancing on the
[00:22:33] top of that. Yeah, you have the soldiers who like may be able to handle security in space,
[00:22:39] but for the most part, they're trying to protect the elites from the revolt of the slaves.
[00:22:43] And we'll use all of that free labor to create these space stations. Interesting. So it's
[00:22:48] not going to cost any money. We're just going to drain the earth of the resources and the
[00:22:52] richest will leave the slaves behind as they go off into space. But will space have resources?
[00:22:57] How do they keep living? I don't know. I mean, I'm assuming. And then what about the aliens?
[00:23:01] What aliens? They just see those rich motherfuckers out there. Well, they come back to collect
[00:23:06] the Chinese who have been offered. Yeah, you did good job time to come home to moon. We
[00:23:15] have been aliens whole time. Yeah, I would love if that really happened. Well, I don't
[00:23:22] want that to really happen, but it would be funny if once the rich people set up their
[00:23:25] little fucking planet, their little fucking palace planet, they just immediately get their
[00:23:30] shit rocked by aliens just getting tentacles in the ass. No, the poor people left behind
[00:23:36] are all going to fight. And then eventually there's going to be like an elite of what's
[00:23:39] left behind. They're going to figure out how to get to the rockets and the rockets are
[00:23:42] going to get up there and they're going to start invading. We're probably all just going
[00:23:45] to cook the death. Yeah, this is going to have them probably. Yeah. Most most people will
[00:23:50] cook the death. Here's actually what will happen. Okay. Most people will cook the death,
[00:23:54] right? Yes. Some will survive through the process of evolution and over millions of
[00:24:00] years, millions of years will eventually like evolve into being able to withstand whatever
[00:24:08] fucked up climate. No chance. We're going to die. Most people will die. Sure. But there's
[00:24:14] going to be a new breed, right? That's stronger, more ready, you know, ready for those climates.
[00:24:21] Eventually they develop their own technology and they go into space. Meanwhile, all those
[00:24:26] rich people have just been living on some colony in a breeding with getting weaker and maybe
[00:24:33] you know, having just a heavy cream and yes, and going to ballet. Yes. That's the one thing
[00:24:41] that yeah, even while we've evolved into fucking predator looking mother that's awesome. That's
[00:24:46] cool. And we come back and it's hot as shit. We don't care. And that's those are the aliens
[00:24:49] that fucked their shit off. That would be cool. Meanwhile, because the space station travels
[00:24:53] at the speed of light, these millions of years have passed. It's only been like maybe three
[00:24:58] days, 50 years for the rich. Oh, so it's still the same ones. Yeah. Jeff Bezos is elderly
[00:25:03] shit. So they come back around. They're like, Oh, there's earth again. And we like we used
[00:25:07] to carry hard to believe we used to live here 30 years ago. Right. Meanwhile, a fucking tractor
[00:25:11] beam starts pulling their shit down. They're like, Oh, what the fuck? That rocks. Yeah. And
[00:25:18] then we're fucking tearing their skin off. I'll be eating it. Yeah. We're all just like,
[00:25:22] But we'll die. You'll speak Chinese because that's the only language that survives. Imagine
[00:25:29] predator, but he speaks Chinese because it's millions of years from now. We're just eating
[00:25:35] rich people because we think they're food. Mm hmm. Yeah. That'd be awesome. They are
[00:25:40] food. They are food. They are. That's what they are. And that's that's that's that's
[00:25:44] Simba is the circle of life. What? What? Oh, yeah. Don't go over where the elephants
[00:25:53] are. Yeah, those joys. Stay away from them. They do gay shit over there. Elephants do
[00:25:58] gay shit. That's where gay lions go. All that the sun touches is yours. But don't go into
[00:26:07] any of those rest stop bathrooms. That's forbidden. What is it? Was that the elephant
[00:26:15] graveyard? It was the elephant graveyard. What happened? Why couldn't he actually go?
[00:26:19] That's where scar hangs out. It scars territory. There's no rules. But what? It's because it
[00:26:25] the because the the alpha lion Mufasa has a certain domain that he controls. Sure. Scar
[00:26:31] controls a different area. So wait, but here's the thing that I don't get. Yeah. Scar had
[00:26:38] shooters. Yeah. He had the hyenas. Yeah. Where the fuck were Mufasa shooters? They were
[00:26:44] the other lines. Mm hmm. And where the fuck were they? There's a bunch of them. He wasn't
[00:26:48] on bad terms with scar. They were brothers. They went. Oh, it was a double cross. Yeah,
[00:26:53] they went to go, you know, hang out and check out the fucking. Yeah. You know, they're like,
[00:26:57] let's shit. Yeah. We'll go to we're going to go to a stampede. Yeah, we're going to
[00:27:02] check out a stampede. We're going to watch a stand. I'm going to bring my boy. And then
[00:27:08] Mufasa falls in the stampede. Right. So he played it off like a tragedy. Yeah. And then
[00:27:12] scar like he scratches his hand. Yeah. He's trying to get back. He says he catalyi insults
[00:27:21] his outfit until he gasps and dies. He used to make me so sad when I was a kid. Oh, it's
[00:27:27] the worst thing I would rewind the movie to before he was dead. I'm like, maybe it'll
[00:27:32] be different. Yeah. Maybe this time, I would love you know what? As a kid, if I just saw
[00:27:37] an unpleasant like hour of Simba hang out with his dad, I would have loved that. Yeah. There
[00:27:42] didn't need to be stakes, dramatic stakes. I don't real dad is like faggot. Yes. 100%
[00:27:48] you fucking fit. I'm like, dad, why don't you watch this movie? This is how father should
[00:27:52] treat his son. I'm shocked. Hmm. What? No, I was guess, why didn't scar get pussy, but
[00:28:03] he was gay? Yeah. Scars gay for penis. I wish that's how the way the reboot went.
[00:28:12] Graphic sex scenes. Yeah. Real lion sex. Well, the scar, he burned his eye on a vagina.
[00:28:20] Mm. That's what they said. Because it caused some pain. Because he looked into it. And
[00:28:25] it was he was so gay. It seems this flesh. Like a vampire with a crucifix. That's how
[00:28:33] gay scars. That's what pussies do to him. So I've heard. Yeah. That's in the novel.
[00:28:41] DVD commenting. That's what fucking James Earl Jones said. Yeah. Actually, scars. Pussy
[00:28:52] scar. It's a pussy looking scar. They told me it's a pussy scar. Yes, that it. Jeremy
[00:29:00] Iron's or whatever the fuck his name is. Is that it? Yes. That's that sounds the same.
[00:29:06] I sound like basically the same, but with the very same British accent. Yes, but British.
[00:29:14] He's got a cool voice. He does, dude. He just got a cool voice is the dad from the witch.
[00:29:19] The witch. Yeah. Oh, the yes. That guy's got a crazy. It's crazy. He wasn't evil. Yeah.
[00:29:26] You got that guy's got to be evil. No, he's just like a pious loser. Yeah. Yeah. But
[00:29:31] has he ever played like a real fucking badass villain? Because that voice should be like scary.
[00:29:37] I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who did the sheep killed it or the black Phillip got his
[00:29:44] ass? Yeah, black Phillip. Yeah. Damn. I want to watch the witch. So spoiler alert. The
[00:29:50] end part was just them all those bitches naked floating. Yeah. I want to fuck a floating
[00:29:55] witch. No, not the old ones. Not the ones. I want the young ones, dude. Yeah. When they
[00:30:02] still got the fresh good pussy. That's a movie. It's like, I want to like it. And I guess I
[00:30:06] do because I've watched it numerous times, but I want it to be better than it is. Yeah.
[00:30:10] You know, adult version of Lion King. You watch it hoping it's good this time. Yeah. No,
[00:30:14] I mean, Lion King was good. It's just like the witch was never scary to me. And it's
[00:30:18] supposed to be there were parts. I just love the way it looks. I love the feel of it. Yeah,
[00:30:23] feel of it. Yeah. For sure. Well, the parts where the fucking bitches like spoiler alert
[00:30:29] flies with the babies and it's the old witch. That's that's one granted. That's really the
[00:30:36] only scare I can think of, but that should scary where you reveal there is a real fucking
[00:30:41] witch. Well, the shots of the woods are supposed to be scary just because of what they represent
[00:30:45] and what they represented historically in those times. What? Indians? Well, no, if you're
[00:30:51] like a pilgrim or whatever. Yeah. You know, it's like wilderness and shit. Right. And
[00:30:57] just like the unknown. Yeah. Fear of like pagan rituals and whatever's happening in like,
[00:31:03] yeah, seeing nature is something that's like inherently satanic. Hell yeah. Oh, well,
[00:31:09] well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, but you know me, I'm dark.
[00:31:12] Yeah. Trees are satanic. That's that's so gay, dude. They're like going on a hike. Yeah.
[00:31:17] You say that like park rangers are the most evil people. Yeah, I'm dark though. So the
[00:31:22] woods to me, that's like, that's I see power. Yeah. I'm not afraid of that stuff. I know
[00:31:28] I'm all about pagan. Yeah, that's my favorite rituals are pagan rituals, dude. Yeah, Christmas.
[00:31:34] I don't sell going into a grove getting some some pussy from some braided hairbiz. That's
[00:31:39] right. Mm hmm. And everyone's in a circle getting their dicks on a knife down the middle of
[00:31:43] her body. Yes. And you open it up and then you turn her into a hat. That's right. To
[00:31:49] fucking and that's yeah, in servitude of the Lord of mischief. That's the solstice. Yeah.
[00:31:55] Well, was it Christmas originally like a gay sex festival or some shit? That's what they
[00:32:00] say is that the Lord's birthday was not December 23rd. It was a gay sex festival in the woods.
[00:32:05] And then I think it was Romans were having gay sex and shit. It literally is some fucking
[00:32:11] they were all just fucking dude. Imagine how bad all those gay set like those fucking
[00:32:16] fuck houses in Rome were how bad they smelled. We just bunch of Roman motherfuckers that
[00:32:22] weren't bathing or so I I'm told from hotel memes. Yeah, that Europeans didn't know how
[00:32:29] to bathe. Yeah, they didn't only only African kings. Okay. They were all king. I mean,
[00:32:38] nobody was. I think they just had a lot of kings. Yeah, they did. There's a player in
[00:32:47] the NBA that's descended from Nigerian kings. Yeah, Alfa Ruka, me knew. Yeah, pretty cool
[00:32:53] name. I will give him that. Yeah. Damn. It's pretty fucked up that now like they just had
[00:33:02] a whole other fucking religion and then it's weird that any black person's Christian and
[00:33:08] like very religious. Why? She got to be that's just like, I mean, it's to the same degree
[00:33:14] that's really white people are Christian. Yeah, I guess that's why what because why would
[00:33:18] they believe in a guy that's well, it's like, you know, it's up or what? Well, yeah, there's
[00:33:22] two levels. One is like what was God just snoozing through the 1400s or whatever the
[00:33:28] book. He just woke up from a nap to realize, Oh, damn. Slavery happened. Fuck. But also
[00:33:35] it's like, didn't you have like that's part of slavery is like turning. But now they got
[00:33:40] to be people who got over slavery. Well, there was, yeah, there's a Christian argument for
[00:33:45] slavery. No, I'm serious. I believe it. Yeah. Because they had to do like all those Robert
[00:33:50] E. Lee was Southern like against slavery, but he's like, it's in God's hand. It's in the
[00:33:55] he's like, God, that's like personally, I think it's wrong. But if God's not saying shit,
[00:33:59] I'm not fucking that's what this is what God wants. Listen, God wants it. Yeah. And you
[00:34:07] know what God's a fucked up guy. But we had we had an Nebraska player that was from that
[00:34:14] to I think it was like house of spears and Dama can sue. Do you remember? Yeah, he's
[00:34:17] awesome. Yeah, he's a bad boy. I remember finding out he was a dick and I was like,
[00:34:21] yeah, it's kind of a bummer. But then he was such a asshole that was like, okay, now it's
[00:34:25] kind of cool. Yeah, he was like stomping on people's heads. Yeah. Oh my God. He's a flakin
[00:34:29] beast. That's another cool name and Dama can sue. Oh yeah. Anytime you got to do some
[00:34:34] weird shit with an N. Yeah, yeah. You're like, only pronounce half of it. We pronounce the
[00:34:40] part with your deep mumble. Yeah, that's it through a click in there. That shit is so
[00:34:46] much more impressive than every other language. I don't know about that. It is dude. These
[00:34:51] are easy sounds to make. I can't make them. I just did the click very hard to do it. You've
[00:34:56] been probably practicing for months. I've not waiting for this moment. I've never practiced
[00:35:00] any. You've been practicing. This is waiting for someone to say I'm bad at almost everything.
[00:35:04] You're waiting for someone to bring up clicks. If it's not easy the first time that I'm not
[00:35:10] doing it. It's easy to respect. It's hard to click with rhythm. That's the problem.
[00:35:16] I didn't learn about practice until I was like 25 years old. I was a kid. I would try
[00:35:23] one thing once. I'm like, oh, this is a shot. I can't do it. It's like, yeah, you have
[00:35:27] to do it every day. A hundred times. Like, no. No, I was amazing at it immediately. Sure.
[00:35:35] Of course. Because they're like prodigies, but most people who are good at things. It's
[00:35:38] like you're only good at it because you took the time to be good at it. Yeah, you fucking
[00:35:41] nerd. This is the thing. I don't have to practice watching the Simpsons. That's true.
[00:35:45] It's good immediately. Immediately. I'm good at this. I'm getting all the jokes. I'm memorizing
[00:35:52] them. I'm repeating them to my Chinese friend. Because they're the same color as the Simpsons.
[00:35:59] They'll get it. You're like, why won't you speak back to me? Why are you making those
[00:36:07] weird sounds? I'm talking to you in your native tongue. Do is an ancient Chinese word.
[00:36:15] Yeah. I never fucking, I'm actually pretty much the same way. Where I don't really like
[00:36:24] to fucking try at anything. Yeah. Well, everybody also likes to say that to the
[00:36:29] snooze excuse. Yeah, like drawing. I'm as good at drawing as I was when I was like nine.
[00:36:36] Right. You know, and I haven't necessarily gotten better. Right. I'm just like more patient.
[00:36:42] Yeah. No, I think drawing is actually an example though. Yeah. Because you do you of you actually
[00:36:47] practicing one thing. Yeah, but I haven't gotten better at it. You're probably better
[00:36:51] than when you were fucking you're making all your shirts and shit. You're doing a lot of
[00:36:55] this. A lot of the shirt is just that's just design work. Yeah, but that's a different
[00:36:58] kind of art. Are you artistic at all? Not at all. Me either. No, actually. You know what?
[00:37:03] You tinker with a lot of shit, dude. You love practice, bitch. I love practice. That's not
[00:37:08] you fucking you have you have a would you were getting good at woodworking? That's not practice.
[00:37:13] You were getting good at now you want to work on your car. That's practicing working on
[00:37:16] a car and something. It's not practice. That's practice, bitch. Look who's a little Mr. Practice
[00:37:21] and have a fucking hobby to get better at hobbies, but I've not practiced any practice. I've
[00:37:26] never practiced. I've never done that. Whereas me, I've never done anything. Just stand up
[00:37:33] comedy and I was good at it. See, that's the thing. It's like you want to do something
[00:37:38] that you excel at at the first level. So then you sort of trick yourself into practicing
[00:37:44] by being around losers that aren't as good as you at it. Oh, yeah, that's why I. That's
[00:37:49] why you start in a small town. 100%. You just around. You're like, Oh, these people are
[00:37:54] doing this. I can do this. Yeah. Do you're looking up something new to practice on your
[00:37:59] phone? No, I said somebody posted about George Carlin. What about him? It's kind of George
[00:38:05] Carlin criticizing Andrew Dice Clay back in 1990. How dare he come for the king. But
[00:38:13] it's yeah, it's in a way where it's like see he's on our side in terms of. Carlin's good.
[00:38:19] Well, in terms of like woke stuff or whatever. Oh, finding finding places to call comedy
[00:38:24] fascist or whatever. Oh, I saw that quote. Yeah. I mean, it is. He's pretty funny because
[00:38:31] that is kind of what that is the vibe of the like dice it selling out MSG felt like a rally
[00:38:37] more than a comedy show. I haven't really seen much of his stuff. He's so I get it. I think
[00:38:43] it's hilarious, but he's so bad. I mean, it's just like dumb as shit. It's it's honestly
[00:38:48] like Trump energy like his fandom. Dice guys are definitely Trump guys. Yeah, right now 100%.
[00:38:54] It's all just like yeah, talking about getting just like how much he fucks and I actually
[00:39:03] respect my favorite comedy album is is the day the laughter died when he tried after he
[00:39:07] had sold our MSG. He tried to do a show on Christmas or like the week of Christmas with
[00:39:12] just like random like eight people at Dangerfields. And it's hysterical because it's just like
[00:39:18] he's bombing and it sucks and people are getting he's and he just is doing nonsense non sequiturs.
[00:39:24] It's pretty good. This is an Epstein subreddit. Now I'm trying to figure out what his status
[00:39:30] is. Is he okay? Is he gay now? He's gay now. If you're Epstein, why don't you just fucking
[00:39:39] start snitching right now? Why are you just like name names now? I mean, they should be
[00:39:44] doing everything they can to keep him safe. If he has to be in prison, they should put
[00:39:48] him in like the safest prison there is, which is the Children's Detention Centers on the board.
[00:39:53] I told time and time again, safe there. That's true.
[00:40:01] We worry about those kids who take plenty of water. That's where Jeffrey that's where
[00:40:05] he belongs. We should keep him safe. Put him in our nicest prison. The Rorschach things
[00:40:10] like there you're not. I'm not locked in with you. I'm not locked in here with you. You're
[00:40:16] in here with me. He just rapes every child. Okay, man, that's com face. Space is made
[00:40:29] I'm back. My mask. Yeah, I don't know, man. Start snitching, Jeff. What are you waiting
[00:40:43] for? Do you drop the names? You're going to go apart in him, maybe he doesn't want to
[00:40:48] get if he snitches, then there's no part in later. Yeah, but he's going to die. At least
[00:40:54] it is cool that he's really nervous. I mean, obviously there's bigger. There's other criminals
[00:40:59] involved in this, but it is he probably thought he was just going to get to rape children
[00:41:03] for the rest of his life. Maybe it was a vigilante that did that to him in jail. Maybe there's
[00:41:07] some guy who's like, it's on me. Yeah, I mean, that's what they'll say. That's what will
[00:41:11] be said when when he does die in jail, it'll be some guy that's like, it's sick what he
[00:41:16] did to those kids. But we know it really happened. Yeah. Yeah. And then, yeah. And then that
[00:41:22] guy's family will mysteriously just be living in an awesome house. Oh, interesting. The
[00:41:31] woman who wrote that who she's to a certain degree, you could say, I would not write a
[00:41:37] cuser of plagiarism, but she did copy me in talking about Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. So the
[00:41:45] woman who plagiarized you woman who plagiarized me. She's been plagued with like her like
[00:41:50] phones being called a bunch from weird FaceTime numbers experiencing all of this like gang
[00:41:56] stalking type of like harassment. And that's so funny too, because it's like, Jeffrey
[00:42:01] Epstein doesn't have fans. Yeah. No, it's not like a rat natural, like even like, even
[00:42:09] you could argue like mafia guys, you could say like there's people who are fans of them
[00:42:12] that are like would, would like, or they have a whole organization. Actually, you don't
[00:42:16] know, he doesn't have fans. If anything, there's definitely some absent fans on the internet.
[00:42:21] There's a lot that really admire his work. They're like, wow, if I could get to a whole
[00:42:25] island, he's probably content probably for a ton of people. That's true. Oh, yeah, she's
[00:42:32] dead. She's toast. Damn. Yeah, they're going to kill. The Clintons are really fucking,
[00:42:39] she's the Julie Brown is the woman that wrote the Oh, you think they're like, you think
[00:42:43] the Clintons like, you know what, the silver lining is this crisis has brought us together
[00:42:47] as a family. Like, mom, dad, we haven't eaten dinner like this in years. There's just a
[00:42:56] baby on a bed of garish. It's so nice to sit down for dark Christmas. To have to celebrate
[00:43:09] the gay sex festival by slaughtering an infant. I mean, to the degree in which it's like so
[00:43:17] fucking obvious that Jeffrey Epstein is some like fucking just like he's a fucking like
[00:43:24] the government uses this guy to set people up and fuck. Get them on video fucking kids
[00:43:30] for some weird reason, or he's just like the child pimp. Yeah, for these elites. Best
[00:43:35] worst case, or I guess best case now he's simply a pimp worst case scenario. He's some
[00:43:39] like wildly connected like dark multi government motherfucker. Yeah. Um, yeah, I don't know,
[00:43:51] man. I think he's innocent. Yeah. I think you should free him. Um, I don't know, dude.
[00:44:00] He's probably just got a fucking dying. Well, no one will fucking hear about it. The journalists
[00:44:03] will die. Fuck, I was going to say something. I forgot something Epstein related. Oh, well.
[00:44:12] Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm trying to just lost the page and I'm trying to pull back up again,
[00:44:18] but I'm looking at just this Jeffrey Epstein subreddit. How long has it been around? Oh,
[00:44:28] I don't know. Oh, that's what I was saying. Does he have any family? No, none. Yeah, then
[00:44:34] why did he just start snitching? What does he care? Is he famous for dating anybody?
[00:44:37] Is there anybody like adult women who he's ever dated? No, no, cover it up. He's dated.
[00:44:42] I mean, he's been dating fucking Gee, Gee Lane Maxwell for the last 25 years. Who's that?
[00:44:48] She's a lady who's a woman who goes and gets these children. Jesus. Who was also like highly
[00:44:55] connected to these circles whose father was like a masat asset who spied on the British
[00:44:59] government for Israel, even though he was a British citizen. And after he died, there
[00:45:04] was like a fucking parade in his honor in Israel. And yeah, I mean, it's like it's fucking insane,
[00:45:14] dude. I mean, you can't look at this thing for more than a second without it being like,
[00:45:18] Oh, this is just yeah. This is just a massive global conspiracy that goes back generations
[00:45:25] that goes back to like fucking, you know, it's all just spooks. It's all just weird intelligence
[00:45:29] bullshit. And they use kids. So you think it just got out of control? Because when did
[00:45:34] they? Has everyone? I mean, definitely in the and tick what do people were fucking kids,
[00:45:40] but like, I don't know where they were people in like the were presidents and shit like that.
[00:45:45] Those guys fucking kids back then in like the 50s. I don't think that they had the power
[00:45:49] raping children. I don't think so. I guess they had nothing but time. I don't know.
[00:45:54] But they Abraham Lincoln. No, definitely not him. What's that place where they all go
[00:45:57] and they have fucking dinner and shit? It's like a retreat and grow. Yes. When did that
[00:46:02] should start? I don't know, probably in the 30s or something. Yeah, it seems like those
[00:46:06] motherfuckers started some new shit to try and it seems like when they were like, we're
[00:46:10] going to be just like ancient Greece or ancient Rome and they just like took it too far.
[00:46:15] You can tell by somebody's decorations. You walk in, they've got like Greek faces. You're
[00:46:18] like, Oh, not bringing my kids. Well, I'm wondering like because people were just marrying children
[00:46:25] up until like what? Right. Exactly. You know, I think that's when the child
[00:46:28] molesting started because child marrying a man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You just got to be
[00:46:34] you got the fucking it was like the way you're like, well, your wife's not going to be hot
[00:46:39] forever. They felt that way, but about ages 12 through. Oh my God. So men now are so progressive.
[00:46:45] Yeah. Wow. Thank you guys for keeping on to us till we hit 30. The Bohemian club is
[00:46:50] like the club that goes to Bohemian Grove. You know, and it started in 1872. I'm looking
[00:46:55] at the Wikipedia and then they have the bread heart memorial. Wait, I believe me a
[00:47:01] little bit. It's for a different bread. Oh, yeah. Oh, and hearts the dead one. Yeah,
[00:47:12] that would be awesome if Hulk Hogan is just there getting his dick. So by a child next
[00:47:16] to Henry Kissinger, I hated their fucking reality show. So goddamn much that like meet
[00:47:23] the Hogan's or fucking I was a fan. Daddy knows best. No, because it's clearly it's
[00:47:29] all just like this fake, you know, act. He's putting on and be like, I'm a tough dad. I'm
[00:47:34] tough, but fair. And it's tough with love. Yeah, of course. Whatever. And then he's like
[00:47:38] just cheating on his wife with his daughter's friends. Yeah, Jesus Christ in the show saying
[00:47:42] she can't no outside of the show. But like the whole thing was he's like taking the truck
[00:47:47] this weekend. I don't think so. Not until your homework is done. Right. Right. He's fucking
[00:47:52] those her daughter, his daughter's friends and his son is just drunk driving people.
[00:47:57] He's saying the N word he say. She can't be black people. Right. Meanwhile, on camera,
[00:48:06] he's like, you know, like, yeah, you're going out, you know, we'll see about that. First
[00:48:12] we're going to say our prayers. And it's just for like, like dumb rednecks to watch and
[00:48:18] be like, that's me. Yeah, I'm the tough dad who's fair or whatever. There's nothing wrong.
[00:48:24] We have good family values down there. Yes. And we're not just like guys that did meth
[00:48:30] until somebody got pregnant. Yeah. You know, now he's just fucking Bubba the loves bunge's
[00:48:36] wife. Yeah. Respect to Hulk, the Hulkster. Meth to steroids. Is that a common transition?
[00:48:43] Mm. I think you go one route or the other. Yeah. Depending on the way if you're from there.
[00:48:49] But he's like a town. What's her name? Like Terry Belia or some shit? He looks like a
[00:48:53] Terry. Yeah. But I don't know. I did want to fuck Brooke Hogan though. Yeah. I will say
[00:49:00] that. For some reason I feel like I remember not thinking she was that hot but I'll look
[00:49:04] her up. She wasn't that hot but I just, you know, she had big old titties. Yeah, it'll
[00:49:09] be interesting to see if Steve Scully is murdered. He's the IT contractor that works
[00:49:13] for Epstein. Mm. That just like did a an interview with the media where he's like, yeah, I had
[00:49:19] to stop working for him because he just had a bunch of fucking underage girls around him
[00:49:23] at the island. Who I wired the island. Who stopped working for him? This guy Steve Scully
[00:49:27] is a cook. First of all, what kind of work was he doing? He's putting together a fucking
[00:49:31] database of children. No, he was networking the eye like just running cables so that you
[00:49:35] could like, oh, yeah, he wasn't putting together a database of child pornography. That's what
[00:49:41] I thought when you said it's fucking, I mean, I was doing coding for him or whatever. Yeah,
[00:49:45] no, I mean, he just did the networking work. He's not like, oh, let me digitize all these
[00:49:51] pictures of children. Somebody had to do it. You know what I'm saying? If he's setting
[00:49:57] up all those people, there's probably a database of all every politician fucking a child. He
[00:50:02] said there were photos of topless women everywhere since contractor Steve Scully worked for Epstein
[00:50:06] for six years of beginning in 1999 on his desk and his office in his bedroom. Scully,
[00:50:11] 60 annual father of three girls sit on a private Yeah, so let's see if his daughters end up
[00:50:16] murdered or if he is killing himself. Suicide by Clinton. Yeah. Damn dude. It would not
[00:50:26] be chill if we also got killed by the Clintons. Do do do do do. I think you're safe. It's probably
[00:50:31] just Nick. Yeah, which I don't give a shit. Martyr me. They wouldn't give that to you.
[00:50:38] That's that's what they know. They know you want that so bad. They're gonna let you exist
[00:50:42] and that's your punishment. Yeah, I kill myself by being impaled by a thousand arrows.
[00:50:50] He ran at a bunch of arrows. Oh, yeah. He jumped on to a bunch of arrows that just running
[00:50:57] towards fucking chapiqua, just being filled with arrows and I keep getting up and I'm
[00:51:04] screaming. My way to chapiqua. Or it's just like, you know, there's like velcro things
[00:51:11] where you jump on to the thing with the velcro, but instead you're just jumping into a bunch
[00:51:15] of arrows and then get stuck up there. Into an iron maiden. He put himself into iron maiden
[00:51:20] and closed it. Damn. Yeah, what if that was what's on Hillary's private server? It's a
[00:51:28] bunch of child. Or email. Forget about emails. But her emails. Maybe Trump was trying to
[00:51:36] tell us this whole time. He was. He should have locked her up. Yep. That way. Fucking
[00:51:44] Jeff would still be safe. Jeffy. Good old fashioned Jeff. So was he dead or not? Why
[00:51:50] is it so he's not dead? Well, I mean, like fucked up to the point where it's like he
[00:51:54] can't speak. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, from what I think I read something that was
[00:51:58] like, no, it's like minor injuries. And somebody said that, oh, he might be trying to do it
[00:52:04] to get transferred and say that he's not safe or something like that. So there's counter,
[00:52:10] there's counter like conspiracy theories going on that Epstein is just trying to work the
[00:52:15] system. authorities are leaning away from the idea that the convicted pedophile did it
[00:52:20] to himself. Either to commit suicide or merely get transferred out of the infamous Metropolitan
[00:52:25] Correctional Center. The marks are more consistent with his job doubt than hanging yourself.
[00:52:30] Yeah. No, he's downtown. Oh, shit. You can go to the arraignment. Can we do visiting
[00:52:36] ours? I said I wouldn't say anything, but the girl said she doesn't listen to the show.
[00:52:40] Okay. But yeah, some girl told me that she she like told me it like funny mom. She's
[00:52:46] like, I stole Jeffrey Epstein's mail. Don't do that. Yeah. No, I was like, Oh, that's
[00:52:53] a terrible idea. That's a federal federal crime, just to do it to anyone to do it to
[00:52:58] anyone, but to do it to the target of like a probably the biggest investigation in like,
[00:53:05] I mean, this is like bigger than water. This is this has the potential to be the biggest
[00:53:10] fucking scandal in American history. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like for sure. The biggest
[00:53:16] fucking this is the one. This is the thing that's like nine like nine eleven the Epstein
[00:53:21] like Watergate nine eleven the Epstein thing. Yeah. That's how it could be in history. And
[00:53:26] she's like, and there was a catalog for like a playground or something and the it was addressed
[00:53:31] to like some elementary school or something that was waxing or you so but it was in his
[00:53:36] mailbox and I was like, I was like, well, I was like, first of all, it's mailbox is
[00:53:40] open. Probably anyone could put anything in there that is dressed is weird, but also
[00:53:44] like you shouldn't have done that. You shouldn't be telling me. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, well,
[00:53:48] you're not going to tell anyone. Are you? And I was like, no, of course. Of course.
[00:53:50] How wide are her eyes when she was telling you? Did she have crazy eyes? Yeah. She seemed
[00:53:54] a little bit crazy. Because that sounds she might be lying. Well, no, she because she's
[00:53:58] like, show me text message to her. Her boss. She's like, my boss told me to take it and
[00:54:01] he should she was like, there's no cameras or anything. And I'm like, look, you know,
[00:54:04] the reason anyone knows about Epstein is because his fucking flight manifest was stolen by his
[00:54:09] housekeeper and he was trying to sell it to journalists. And then that guy got arrested
[00:54:14] for like tampering with the fucking investigation and he went to prison for much longer than
[00:54:19] Jeff Epstein. Oh my God. And I told her, really? Yeah. And she looked like she was going to
[00:54:23] piss herself. Oh, no. I'm like, but don't let that freak out. I don't think I know. I
[00:54:27] wouldn't worry about it. But at the same time, that was a huge mistake. Yeah. That's crazy.
[00:54:32] Why would you do that? Yeah. For fun. I don't know. She was like, so she could tell Nick
[00:54:38] Mullen. Yeah. Yeah. No, she was like, she said she wrote for I don't want to like doxis person,
[00:54:44] but she said she like wrote. Well, don't. I'm not sure for funny. She wrote for something,
[00:54:49] but I had never heard of it. Buzzfeed. Oh, okay. I mean, less than Buzzfeed. I don't
[00:54:53] know what it is, but it's like, oh, well, I'm sure they don't teach you that in journalism
[00:54:58] schools. Right. You know, evidence from a criminal investigation. She watched Harriet
[00:55:02] the spy earlier. And she was like, do it my own. Yeah. It's also like, it's not a smoking
[00:55:08] gun. It's like the wrist, something like that. Yeah, we know, right? We know he's a connection
[00:55:14] to Les Wexner. We know he's a pedophile. Yeah. Right. Wow. There's a catalog for a playground.
[00:55:21] It's like, what do you think he's going to build a fake playground that is apartment?
[00:55:25] Yeah, that's just to entertain the kids in between flunkings. Yeah. He has his own little
[00:55:30] playground for the molested children. Yeah. Oh my God. He's again already a kite. The
[00:55:36] idea play place. Like a metaphor. Like you were like, you were got it. Recessed from
[00:55:42] getting raped. Yeah. Even if you went in his mailbox and there was child pornography in
[00:55:48] there, I'd be like, yeah, just give that to the cops. Right. Right. It's not like what
[00:55:52] he's a pedophile. The only thing in there that would be worth it is like a letter from Hillary
[00:56:00] Clinton that says like, Jeff, a best of luck with everything. Keep that keep all of our
[00:56:07] involvement a secret. That would be the kind of thing that yes, as a journalist, it would
[00:56:13] be very responsible for you to steal and bring to me personally. Yes. Yes. You know, because
[00:56:19] you're directly to the people do right. Of course, once it gets to you, it's out there.
[00:56:23] They are controlled by pirate radio, dude. Pirates only. That would be so awesome if
[00:56:34] someone had real information and we reported first. And then we just all die. If you were
[00:56:42] Epstein, though, you would want us to have it because if we break it, it seems like a joke.
[00:56:48] Oh, totally. So if he's been like trying to feed this to the union news or so long,
[00:56:53] we just know we can't do that. Yeah. Damn, dude. Well, prayers up, prayers up for Jeff.
[00:57:04] Prayers up for that playground, a manufacturer. I hope they're selling a lot of units. What
[00:57:10] was your favorite type of playground? Remember when they fucking started making playground
[00:57:16] safe? How right on that? We were right on the edge of that. They stopped using like they
[00:57:20] would use fucking like metal. Well, the metal is fine, but they would they would use like
[00:57:26] pressure treated lumber to make like playgrounds or whatever. And I think they still might,
[00:57:32] which is not like a huge deal, but they have like chemicals in them. Oh, so they made them
[00:57:37] safe chemically that hopefully. No, my old playground was just fucking I got used to
[00:57:42] get fucked up all the time. Oh, yeah. My kids are supposed to get fucked up. Yeah. Well,
[00:57:46] now now every playground's like, God, like this, dude, I'm just running around and get
[00:57:49] banged up and shit. Yep. Fucking split my fucking head open and your knees get my arms
[00:57:54] broken. My body just hit by cars. Yup. Thrown from legends. Pailed by a thousand arrows,
[00:58:05] a thousand deaths. The Ronan's way. A Ronan on his way to Chappaqua. To dual have, yeah,
[00:58:16] one on one single combat with Hillary Clinton. A podcaster was shot down by Hillary Clinton's
[00:58:31] fucking secret service detail. You can see in the video, he's trying to cut the bullets
[00:58:35] in the face. You'll find a moment swinging a katana fucking bullets. You're fully in
[00:58:42] a fucking like the robe. Yeah. Full fucking white fate, like Japanese fucking gay ship
[00:58:53] make up for somebody diaper and then shredder. Yeah. Every Japanese there, but also one
[00:59:00] of those conical Vietnamese hats. The warrior's death. The warrior's death, dude. One you
[00:59:10] deserve. Warrior's code. And listen, dude, that's all we ask. If you're going to murder
[00:59:15] us, if you're going to set us up, let us go out, fight swinging the katana. Give us
[00:59:21] a fucking shot, dude. For honor. Yeah. I don't want to dishonor my fucking, my family. What
[00:59:35] else other than Epstein though, you know, not much. Yeah, somebody sent me some of that
[00:59:39] FBI agent killing themselves, but it doesn't seem to be related. Well, I don't. But yeah,
[00:59:45] you know, they are the it's also apparently just like fellow inmate Nicholas Tartag, Tartaglione.
[00:59:52] Hell yes, dude. Yeah. If that's a crooked cops name if I've ever heard it. Yeah. I've
[01:00:03] been getting into curries. Yeah. I got my Oklahoma make a curry. You use coconut milk
[01:00:11] in there. Oh, do I use coconut milk is the I only get curries with coconut milk. That's
[01:00:15] the best shit of all time. I love me a damn coconut milk curry. Are you doing meal prep?
[01:00:22] No, I should. I'm about to buy I'm about to just buy those. Yeah, I get some cop and
[01:00:29] or an FBI agent in Austin got caught on some sting operation and he shot himself in the
[01:00:34] head in the bar. Whoa. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, the bartender had like an FBI like these
[01:00:42] guys shot himself and they cleared everyone out and he pulled off his like shirt and he
[01:00:45] had like an FBI vest. And then he killed himself? No, there was a guy at the bar. It was an FBI
[01:00:50] agent. He killed himself. And then as soon as he killed himself, a fucking woman pushed
[01:00:54] her way, started clearing everybody out and she had like an FBI vest on and then the bartender
[01:00:58] got shit off and he was an FBI agent. Oh shit. Yeah, what happened there? I don't know. But
[01:01:04] that FBI agent, the one that shot himself at the bar, his sister was an NYPD cop that
[01:01:12] fucking hired somebody to murder her husband. Whoa. So she got caught. So I guess the FBI
[01:01:19] agent brother was like trying maybe trying to finish the job or something. Yeah, his younger
[01:01:25] sister, NYPD, Valerie, Chin, Chanel, 35 is busted by the fuck and walks. They all even
[01:01:33] the cops think they're in the mafia. Like, it'd be great if all this Epstein comes back
[01:01:38] to just Italians, like desperately trying to cling to the mafia. They're like, well,
[01:01:43] the spooks took heroin. What's left? Child. That's, that's the five families are going
[01:01:51] to get into the last two. I tell you, the Mulan Yans will never put their hands on. That's
[01:01:58] the one slice at a pie that's still left for us. The baby cooch, the baby cooch, and my
[01:02:09] name's Anthony, the baby cooch, my father started all the child pornography in North Jersey.
[01:02:17] Yeah, it's the late 90s. All the Mulan Yans took all the heroin and crack sales. Most
[01:02:24] of the people arrested a country doing fentanyl. Only one thing left illegal, baby, raping
[01:02:29] kids. Yeah, we got it. We got our Jew lawyer down there, little St. James Island fucking
[01:02:37] Sean Penn and Carlillo's way. Guys, I got a whole line. It's a whole island. We got
[01:02:42] kids. Oh, you think you're a gangster now to Epstein? Huh? Well, you're not pal. That's
[01:02:52] exactly what happened. That's what happened. It's what happened. It's the Italian's getting
[01:02:55] into fucking child prostitution. Yeah, you got everybody in the pocket. That's the only
[01:03:00] racket that hasn't fun. It's still, you can still earn on nobody's watching child porn.
[01:03:08] Damn. Yeah, what else? Global warming is bad. It's hot. So, you know, we are probably all
[01:03:21] just going to die right before any of this happens before any of this gets resolved.
[01:03:24] No. You think we got 20 years? You think before what? We probably have like 50. No,
[01:03:31] or not 20. But do you think like, I wonder if it's as bad as like we think it actually
[01:03:35] is? I'm curious. I haven't actually no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely. Global warming.
[01:03:41] Like I haven't read any of these like long articles in the Times or anything. Yeah, I
[01:03:44] mean either. That's been convincing. I will not be reading. Believe you me. That thing
[01:03:49] in the New York Times magazine was pretty good. But it was long. The one about how we're
[01:03:53] fucked. It's just absolutely fucked. It's just going to kill off the poor people first.
[01:03:58] That's what global warming is just affecting the poor. I mean, well, parents like a hundred
[01:04:02] and ten degrees or some shit right now. What? Yeah, dude. Damn. Yeah. All right, probably.
[01:04:07] I don't know what the fucking climate appearance is, but that's probably the highest temperature
[01:04:11] they've ever had. I have no idea. That's desert shit, dude. I don't know. I'm from San Antonio.
[01:04:15] I feel like it used to get like to like a hundreds low hundreds. Oh my God. That shit's
[01:04:20] going to be horrible. Well, yeah, in Texas, that's fine. How high is it getting? I tell
[01:04:25] you the East Coast when it gets that fucking hot is going to be brutal. Everybody's so close
[01:04:29] to each other. They're just going to fucking grind up. You know how it was. As soon as
[01:04:32] it was over 85 degrees, you wanted to kill yourself. Yeah, they would cancel school
[01:04:36] when it was over 90, like nine. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's gets so much more humid here.
[01:04:41] We also didn't have AC. Yeah. It gets way more humid here than it does in in Texas. Oh,
[01:04:47] yeah. And most and literally, I mean, in Baltimore City, anyway, it was because we were so many
[01:04:52] of the schools were so old that they just didn't have AC and kids. Oh, it's almost the
[01:04:57] black and they smell worse. So getting the summertime and the summertime. I mean, it's
[01:05:03] like a morgue. It's the stench. I wouldn't say that. I don't think that I think it's
[01:05:08] mostly the AC. Some of you have not been bathing. Come outside. Understand. It's your racial
[01:05:20] predilection. You can't. It's just leftover. I excuse me. I'm the only person willing
[01:05:26] to be a principal at the school. We will listen to what I have to say about the smell. I'm trying
[01:05:35] to think who my elementary school principal was. I think it was some fucking tall. Well,
[01:05:41] they're always tall. It was a tall way. Dude. You got some to plug Abby? Yeah. Citywide with
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