Cum Town | Premium | 08/04/2019
[00:00:01] Ok Rudy Giuliani. He's like my dick bustin came here. Holy
[00:00:05] So, I guess the what everyone listens to com towns for the Democratic debate. Oh, yeah, I watch neither
[00:00:26] Dropping at everywhere balls fully out of the zipper
[00:00:28] zipper and then everybody on MSNBC saying Biden came out as a clear far and
[00:00:34] ahead winner. I'm sure the boys will reflect that. But Kamala said a lot of
[00:00:39] nice stuff about how it's it's time to get biz a. And the cook and what and
[00:00:46] you know that's her cookout playlist younger younger younger voters are
[00:00:50] really interested in her you go girl attitude. She's there's been rumors
[00:00:56] that she's considered snapping her fingers at a public event later. She's
[00:01:05] yeah the highlight of the debate was last night when she said look I'm not
[00:01:09] one of these talk in the movie theater kind of systems. I'm more of a get down
[00:01:14] to business. A professional black woman. Yeah resell in tax forms.
[00:01:21] Don all the eyes crossing all the T's. That's right. The kind the friendly kind
[00:01:25] that you know from the office smile. Always looks nice. She's compliments
[00:01:31] your shirt. She has extra snacks even though she's ten minute late every
[00:01:35] single. And she still somehow she still somehow keeps the spreadsheet of every
[00:01:40] time you leave early. Right. And they don't you got in trouble for yes you got
[00:01:44] in trouble for having a radio but no one questions her listening to the Tom
[00:01:48] Journer morning. I know that's right. Oh oh oh it's the Tom Journer morning show.
[00:02:01] I've been where'd you get that poster. Tom stop Tom Tom. You while him right now.
[00:02:10] Tom that's foolish. He's being foolish. I think literally what you mocked
[00:02:17] Kamala for. I think Cory Booker did he's he used the term Kool-Aid. He invoked
[00:02:23] Kool-Aid on Joe Biden. But didn't he get investigated by the Justice Department
[00:02:27] for like yeah for like the Newark Police Department. I'm sure. Beto read the
[00:02:32] entire Taco Bell menu. Yeah. In perfect he memorized he had the
[00:02:37] top of a manual. He's like folks I want to just tell you about something it's
[00:02:41] called the Taco Bell value meal. One soft shell crunchy taco dose dose hard
[00:02:46] shell tacos tacos yes trace nachos del supreme grande that's right he's he's
[00:02:53] gonna replace food stamps with Taco Bell I would love that it's a partnership
[00:02:59] yeah Taco Bell corporations I would I would
[00:03:02] privatizing food I would immediately close the patreon I would give away all
[00:03:06] of the shirts for free just to become poor enough to get subsidized
[00:03:10] which is exactly I'm gonna go fox news and claim that look you make enough
[00:03:17] stuff free guys like me we're gonna fire all of our welfare queens we're gonna
[00:03:21] become welfare queens that's right yeah if I don't have to work why would I from
[00:03:25] podcast king to welfare queen none of the satisfaction I get out of being
[00:03:30] rich comes from the fact that other people are poor right it only it's only
[00:03:34] yeah the hard work I love working yeah it's not feeling superior it's having
[00:03:39] better things than everyone else not yet it's not it's not filling out all the
[00:03:43] paperwork on my banks websites so that I can get the priority pass access card
[00:03:48] that allows me into a special lounge that has the same view I'm waiting in a
[00:03:54] separate area with a slightly better slightly better food maybe yes not even
[00:04:00] dude it's funny because like that that sapphire reserve card comes with like
[00:04:04] one of those you just yeah you just hit a button you can't you because you
[00:04:07] remember how it says to get you get lounge access card I was like how do you do
[00:04:11] that because we're at the airports all the time and I don't know how to do yeah
[00:04:14] you just go to the we travel a lot you go to the website and you have to like
[00:04:17] click a like just click a button and then they mail you the card really I was
[00:04:21] looking at it and it's like it sucks oh yeah yeah it is just a room I thought
[00:04:26] maybe there was like oh yeah well the American Express lounge I went one time
[00:04:30] with Bobby that is some luxury I went to the virgin lounge once virgin
[00:04:35] when you went to your apartment you know I've had sex you know we don't
[00:04:41] actually know that we don't know that you've claimed it a lot something you
[00:04:44] said but we don't actually you've never smelled I wouldn't lie about having sex
[00:04:48] to you lie about a lot of stuff what else do I like what you got engaged oh
[00:04:52] now you're being shady again stop do not call me shady it's shady it is call
[00:04:57] me a liar like I'm not going to get you thought you could finally have sex and
[00:05:01] then it didn't happen I know well not to finally have sex but then after marriage
[00:05:06] you were gonna have sex well I wanted to have sex for love for the first time
[00:05:10] not for sport the hunt of the pride of the hunt yeah the hunt you mean having sex
[00:05:17] for sports seeing how big a penis you could fit in your ass is that the sport
[00:05:22] you were playing yes that's a guess this penis yes it's like you're at a county
[00:05:27] fair what takes turns putting their cock in your ass and then from armor
[00:05:32] Jones I haven't measuring my asshole can measure yeah that's only inside of the
[00:05:39] hole yeah that's great yeah well dude instead of a not that's how we suppress
[00:05:43] voter fraud you have your ass out guys put their cocks in your ass and you can
[00:05:49] say citizen or not a citizen we don't need a voter ID laws we just need your
[00:05:55] ass you can ID them with their cocks right have you ever considered that well
[00:06:02] you had me at ID I love I love asking people for their ideas yeah their guide
[00:06:08] yeah can I see your guide you that's what I'm like zip
[00:06:13] you guys your guide is you spread his ass cheeks open
[00:06:20] that's pretty fun do you see my girl Tulsi who I would like to remind everyone
[00:06:27] I was the first major political pundit to endorse Tulsi Gabbard full
[00:06:32] through that true didn't you do it after Hillary lost on the come down
[00:06:36] someone else right of course had that opinion and no I saw that she was
[00:06:40] hot opportunity to and yes Felix may have said it to me the night before but
[00:06:47] he didn't say it in public and that's all that matters right I put my name out
[00:06:51] there that's true without knowing anything about who that absolutely I
[00:06:54] knew that she was a troop and then she's hot I did not know that she was in it
[00:06:58] homophobic cult when she came the internationalist yeah she's she's Indian
[00:07:03] she's she thinks Modi's she's yeah she's Indian she's got a hot husband that came
[00:07:09] out yesterday I would love to watch them have she's looking my options are
[00:07:12] Hindus or Muslims or Hindu Muslim are you 100% yeah interesting that
[00:07:17] you don't like Hindus not if I have to pick between Hindus and Muslims well like
[00:07:22] they they really don't like each other to me it comes down to cuisine and I guess
[00:07:27] I give the slight although there's so many different kinds of Muslims so that's
[00:07:32] more variety yeah it's really good to get Middle Eastern you got also like
[00:07:38] Filipino Muslims or something yeah they're everywhere there's a
[00:07:44] billion over a billion is Chinese Muslims to yeah what yeah what we're food is
[00:07:49] amazing I went to one place and it was pretty bad she on famous foods is
[00:07:54] Western Chinese it's like we're no yeah it is she on the fucking she on X I and
[00:08:00] it's a kid from Queens it just she on wide you know and made up his own shit but
[00:08:05] I thought that it was like Western Chinese I mean maybe like some there's
[00:08:10] some cumin in there that makes there is cumin there's definitely cute nice H yeah
[00:08:14] I yes there's cumin you like she on though I do like yeah it's good it's not
[00:08:19] a shame she on there's no way X IN it is X I a I am no anything it's calm no I
[00:08:26] say words wrong all the time I'm pretty sure right about this she on John well
[00:08:30] there's a fucking apostrophe in there it's ex apostrophe Ian yeah there's no it's
[00:08:35] X I apostrophe a yeah Jean Jean John famous I mean I say Jan famous foods just
[00:08:42] because it's easier I don't need to put a little I don't need to put I'm not
[00:08:45] saying you know I'm trying to put that stank on it yeah right you don't need to
[00:08:49] add some lip to that Jan famous foods I have a lot of respect for the Chinese
[00:08:54] you don't yes I do they're mighty Chinese and first of all they're like the
[00:08:58] kind of like they're jet grind radio Asians they're not like regular woods
[00:09:03] jet grind radio it's a set radio is the video game yeah but then in the game
[00:09:07] it's called jet grind radio oh okay that's the name of the radio station oh wait the
[00:09:12] game is called jet set game is called jet set radio and in the game the internal
[00:09:17] radio station though jet grind radio damn I would like to play that game it was
[00:09:21] cool yeah it was tight yeah I never had my friend had Dreamcast yeah I didn't have
[00:09:25] Dreamcast I think I'd have to go to my friends to play Crazy Taxi and I'm
[00:09:30] a friend that's a really taxi at Fudd rockers oh yeah hell dude the first day
[00:09:35] I went to a Fudd rockers that was a good I remember going as a little kid
[00:09:39] much bread as a little bit the bread is too so it's buttered and delicious
[00:09:44] spread is one of the biggest fucking stuff the bread is fucking dense little
[00:09:47] condiments you're such a stupid fucking asshole is up excellent you guys
[00:09:51] being shady again stopping shady you being shady it's shady of you to call
[00:09:55] the names like that they have a one one pound hamburger when I went there and
[00:09:59] when I went there as a kid you give it they give you a coupon for a cookie
[00:10:03] remember that shit oh you finish your meal at the end you bring your coupon to
[00:10:06] the thing they gave you a cookie and a balloon oh shit yeah I never went that
[00:10:11] a I never got the balloon I went the first time I know that's one of my earliest
[00:10:15] memories of a restaurant beautiful rockers that must have been like four one of
[00:10:19] my earliest memories is something called the King's Court it was a an
[00:10:23] independent steakhouse chain in East Point mall and I went as about a five or
[00:10:28] six year old in order to porterhouse steak and everyone laughed at me and then
[00:10:32] I ate almost the entire state and then I went to the portrait like 18 ounces big
[00:10:37] dude because it's 20s of my Anna filet on yeah it's both sides of the T-bug so
[00:10:41] everyone laughed at me but guess what I fucking ate that shit and a baked
[00:10:44] potato damn anyway back to Fudd rockers talk cuz we're not over no matter what
[00:10:48] bitch ass Adam I don't like the bread honestly shut up man too dense and then
[00:10:52] they had the basketball game that has the Zafun rock awesome yes oh yeah I I
[00:11:00] put that together quiet Adam we're talking Fudd rockers oh you've already
[00:11:04] disgraced yourself just go for it I have to eat this croissant the way I
[00:11:08] discovered it was I won some kind of chocolate bar selling contest in middle
[00:11:13] school and and I was allowed every one of your stories is fat
[00:11:20] no bad he's told the chocolate I sold them I did a lot of tremendous
[00:11:25] restraints I did well actually my mom just sold any time a kid one one of those
[00:11:29] contest you yeah yeah I ate all those my mom just bought them no my mom fucking
[00:11:35] honestly she moved that package cuz usually she would fake on me there's
[00:11:39] always one kid whose dad had like a fucking you know I worked at some store
[00:11:44] with high traffic that would sell a ton of fucking chocolate bars and I was
[00:11:47] always jealous that I never won the like prize I would try honestly to sell my
[00:11:51] own chocolates and it would never work going door to door so my mom sold them
[00:11:57] one time and I won like I bought forks off some dumbass kid and his dad in the
[00:12:02] neighborhood they were like recently like two years ago they were like we
[00:12:06] selling shit for our school and I was like alright I don't need anything but
[00:12:12] you guys cut coke kids here's $15 yeah and then they're like I'm like look all I
[00:12:17] have is 15 in cash so that's what I got on my in my wallet yeah give that to you
[00:12:21] you pick something out of the catalog that's like hurry up he already given
[00:12:26] you the money and then the kids like basketball team yeah and then you know
[00:12:31] like they pick out these like for my good give me get these forks this set
[00:12:34] of yeah and then they never showed up I never got a fork why would you just buy
[00:12:40] forks and I got a set with knives and screws because he's just trying to do a
[00:12:43] good deal I don't give a shit I don't give a shit about the any of that stuff
[00:12:46] it seemed anyway the point is in fact in that part we need less forks amber had
[00:12:52] like that's true amber had like 700 of ever utensil and the sink was always
[00:12:57] full of fucking yeah dirty yeah less utensils less dishes yeah and you have to
[00:13:02] do yeah mm-hmm to eat you have to eat yeah smart that's mm-hmm that makes sense
[00:13:10] it does make sense just like the Snoopy cups I should have said that's good
[00:13:13] those were awesome you should have stolen those I'm gonna steal yeah I'm gonna
[00:13:17] make an excuse no one tell amber I think I know the code for building yeah
[00:13:21] let's get to code for a building steal I was just 420 baby hell yeah we go into
[00:13:27] our friends apartment smoke fucking all our weed and take the Snoopy cups hell
[00:13:32] yeah I figured out it's you because there's chocolate bar rappers all over the
[00:13:37] place okay it's the chocolate band it again okay this if I told the story about
[00:13:42] every single one of your story is chocolate is a fat story I know this one
[00:13:46] is the fattest story of my life on I got it bad news that is in the hospital we
[00:13:51] we went to the hospital anyways I was eating a bunch of candy bars the doctor
[00:13:56] came out he slipped on one of the rapper I had my own chocolate covered bananas
[00:14:03] and and the operating doctor slipped on one of the people and died and now
[00:14:08] elders his dad has to go to a different hospital it's like this is story about
[00:14:13] elders is dad in the hospital or are you making your own chocolate covered
[00:14:17] banana did I tell the story about high school when I fucking I was or maybe my
[00:14:21] freshman year of college and you'd go back for the summer to have you know
[00:14:25] everyone like now we're all now we're grown-ups we're gonna have a fucking
[00:14:29] party and my friend Anna had a fucking awesome party and I got just so fucking
[00:14:35] drunk and I took a shit and threw up all over the bathroom not even drunk no no
[00:14:43] I was drunk a completely so no no I was fucking drunk I was doing that thing
[00:14:47] trying to be cool we just like chug liquor you know what I mean just stone cold
[00:14:52] so no I was drunk as shit shitting himself damn I love going to adult parties
[00:14:59] having diarrhea while other people are getting drunk and listening to flow
[00:15:04] writer eating salsa and talking about talking about the debates and your yeah
[00:15:10] yeah with it why Romney sucks yeah and anyway I shit myself and or I shit and
[00:15:17] threw up all over my own underwear so I was like whoo-hoo you know throwing up
[00:15:23] down and I was like in a fucking he's throwing up down like I was sitting down
[00:15:27] just oh he was throwing up through his legs while he was sitting thank you
[00:15:31] Adam yes you just still you're throwing up on your dick I've always had to
[00:15:40] wear with all the least like put my hand in the bowl well listen man I was
[00:15:44] not a two it maybe you bleed over and throw up in the bathtub I had I had I
[00:15:49] had that I'm going to get into the trash bin okay I've been
[00:15:53] done okay with my story is not done I eventually made it to the bathtub
[00:15:58] I was not a drink completely not a drink for it had people who were
[00:16:05] different and I had ruined my appetite with chocolate bars no the bathroom
[00:16:11] different story I haven't even gotten up all over myself
[00:16:19] okay can I finish this so I project a vomit all over the fucking place I make
[00:16:25] it to the bathtub and I I don't know what I did I turned the shower on to like
[00:16:30] clean up the fucking vomit but I like apparently like pulled a pipe down and
[00:16:36] so I go downstairs just kind of like trying to see oh and then what else
[00:16:42] to do are you just completely nude it doesn't know well what I did was I took
[00:16:46] my boxers off apparent for some some act of God all the on all the
[00:16:51] throat was on the underwear so I go out to the deck and I throw my underwear in
[00:16:55] her neighbors like shrubs or something then I go downstairs to check and see
[00:16:59] like if anyone saw me do it like if I'm good does anyone know I threw I fucked
[00:17:03] up the bathroom I'm good right I spy a little fucking thing of pop tarts though
[00:17:10] so I'm like wow my stomach's empty this will help me yeah yeah
[00:17:17] and I'm meeting them and I'm going I'm going to the fucking and I check back
[00:17:22] into the bathroom I check back in the bathroom to see if I've been there this
[00:17:26] is like worse than the crisp probably dancing right after you this is so much
[00:17:31] worse than like the worst overdose you could imagine we got a couple of
[00:17:36] friends over for dinner party an adult dinner party well back from our first
[00:17:41] year of college and now and stuff versus overdose on pop parts and destroyed the
[00:17:48] bathroom so I check in on the fucking bathroom right and just to see like and
[00:17:52] it's horrible dude like I did not do a good job cleaning but I'm fucked up right
[00:17:57] so I'm just like fucking I'm just gonna go like I'm gonna go out to the deck where
[00:18:02] some people are smoking weed I'm gonna like go play it off like I've been
[00:18:05] smoking weed the whole time so I'm over there and I'm just getting I'm smoking
[00:18:09] weed I'm fucked up and unbeknownst to me and I'm silly in pop tarts and I think
[00:18:14] I finished the pop tarts before that's right I finished the pop tarts before I
[00:18:19] get there I have maybe like oh I have a little bit of pop tart left in my hand
[00:18:23] and unbeknownst to me I had pulled like the pipe I pulled to steady myself in
[00:18:29] the bathroom like head burst or some shit and the whole fucking downstairs
[00:18:34] starts flooding so they're like what the fuck just happened like this is just
[00:18:38] like just water you broke the house I broke the house it's fucking flooding
[00:18:43] everyone's like what the fuck they fixed this apparently this happens all the
[00:18:46] time so ending you had to fix it she fixes it real quick and they're like what
[00:18:49] the fuck happened who did it and they come up to the deck to see like is every
[00:18:52] what the fuck's going on and I'm like I have no I don't know man I'm just
[00:18:56] trying to play it off but what I had not realized was that I had left a trail of
[00:19:01] pop tarts so she saw you eating the pop tarts all the way they were literally
[00:19:08] pop dark crumbs and I'm passed out laying on the fucking deck and I just have a
[00:19:12] pop tart in my hand and they're like stop did you do this and I was like no you
[00:19:19] got a lie you got to keep the lie though you can't tell the truth and you're
[00:19:25] holding a bomb why would they assume the trail was from you someone else could
[00:19:30] have been it was such it was so fat and hilarious that they weren't even mad at
[00:19:34] me they're like this is so good that's so funny yeah and then I pitched on
[00:19:39] someone skateboard there was there was one night I went out with my friend
[00:19:44] branded and his friend Kevin and Kevin had been his roommate years prior and
[00:19:49] he was always like a weird guy is it an army guy cool guy but like just like
[00:19:53] very intense yeah yeah very weird definitely know those guys yeah guys and
[00:19:58] he yeah he was primed to have PTSD yeah haven't had it yet but we'll have no one
[00:20:06] of those guys clearly from like a young age was like warfare combat yes you know
[00:20:10] like that's what I mean yeah yeah they're gonna get PTSD no he's not he's immune
[00:20:14] to it oh okay yeah but like just a very like weird kind of you know intense guy
[00:20:19] but he would always do weird shit I remember we went out like I think I did
[00:20:24] re-rock or something and then we went out for like a couple of drinks and like
[00:20:28] we like you know we were adults of the we were like 25 yeah and or maybe 24 I
[00:20:34] can't remember but like old enough that you know it was like shortly before I
[00:20:39] stopped drinking right so I remember oh so this is the second round this when we
[00:20:43] were already friends you'd come to DC already yeah I think so you stopped
[00:20:46] drinking in DC yeah yeah yeah and we went out and then we went over to like
[00:20:51] somebody's friends apartment I can't remember who it was it was either Kevin's
[00:20:57] friend or some guy that they knew and just because like nobody wanted to
[00:21:01] drunk drive yeah yeah you know and so like it was just some guys apartment in
[00:21:06] Arlington and we all passed out on the couch it was like like either a huge
[00:21:09] sectional or two couches it was like a big living room setup so we're all
[00:21:13] sleeping on individual couches and in the middle of the night like we just heard
[00:21:18] like Kevin get up and then take a shower and just casually do laundry at
[00:21:23] like two or three o'clock in the morning and then go back to sleep in the close
[00:21:29] this isn't his house no isn't someone else's apartment he got up off the
[00:21:34] couch you clearly just shit himself he was sleeping and then his head is set up
[00:21:38] for like like military yes so you just get up and he chow doesn't him does laundry
[00:21:44] puts the clothes back on goes back to sleep not a word you say anything about
[00:21:49] it just shits himself while he's asleep and then respect and then resolves the
[00:21:53] issue true respect yeah I one-time shit myself on a couch that had just been
[00:21:58] dry clean like my friend Christina had a roommate that had pissed herself twice
[00:22:03] on that couch so she kept pissing on the couch so much they're like you have to
[00:22:08] leave yeah and the second they got it clean they had a Halloween party and I
[00:22:11] crashed on it and I shit myself on that couch and again my underwear just barely
[00:22:20] held it in but I literally again through my underwear the neighbors bushes just
[00:22:25] went home damn that poor neighbor is just constantly finding these are two
[00:22:28] different friends triple X one wasn't first of all double XO one was in Towson
[00:22:34] and the other was a five million panties
[00:22:40] Haynes her way grant granny panties yeah they hug my curves just right yeah fuck
[00:22:47] I gotta take a piss be be be right back all right Adam go for it you should
[00:22:53] yourself pretty often I haven't shit myself in a what actually that's not
[00:22:56] true I the flu a couple months ago I should myself I don't I have a very
[00:23:02] weak asshole yeah from the trial the traffic you know we're I take a lot of
[00:23:07] shit dude I take like two or three shits a day I don't think that's medically
[00:23:11] good what shitting multiple times a day no I think that's fine is it yeah you
[00:23:18] forget I thought everyone takes one shit a day now if you get enough fiber
[00:23:22] that's good I just think my I don't know it's metabolism or something whatever
[00:23:27] yeah I should my pants all the time did you go see that new Tarantino movie or
[00:23:32] no no dude what do you know I asked you if you wanted to go the other day you
[00:23:37] didn't go yeah I know I'm just asking if you saw it no I haven't seen it why not I
[00:23:42] want to why why do I want to see it yeah because I like the work of quince
[00:23:48] into the Internet apparently he's a pedophile he's not a pedophile he's a
[00:23:52] foot fetishist yeah but children's feet well at least it's more of a niche
[00:23:57] category of pedophilia that movie rocked cock what does good I heard a
[00:24:01] Tarantino movie yeah I heard it was really funny dude on that one was a foot
[00:24:05] pedophile and you knew what we were talking about yes
[00:24:09] you know exactly who does he fuck kids feet no he fucks women's feet
[00:24:14] there's like a creep but not a pedophile I don't think it's creepy to like feet
[00:24:20] that's a pretty normal fetish no I mean his face he looks like a caricature of a
[00:24:25] rapist I'm a big fan of his dude me too but the man looks weird and he talks
[00:24:29] I like that he has like he like vacillates between having like the best
[00:24:33] opinion on something and having like the absolute worst there's like an interview
[00:24:36] in I think New York magazine where he's like the best show I've ever seen on TV
[00:24:40] is the newsroom and he's like I would it came out I would like watch it like
[00:24:46] live then the next morning and then once more the following week it's just like
[00:24:51] yeah it's like the newsroom yeah that's fucking gay dude yeah it's a pretty
[00:24:57] Quentin's on the wrong side of history on that one it would make sense that he's
[00:25:00] like like a pedophile or like one of those guys anybody with a story where it's
[00:25:05] like yeah they kind of came out of nowhere any like a rags to riches
[00:25:08] to use a video story guy yeah I worked in a video store no dude he sold the
[00:25:13] script to fucking true romance yeah while working in a video store he used
[00:25:16] that it was a great movie he used the money off that script to make fucking
[00:25:20] reservoir dogs that was a cheap ass movie to make so it was in a fucking
[00:25:25] warehouse all the time fiction you remember the scene where there's the
[00:25:28] basement at the pawn shop right mm-hmm so that was happening at the video store
[00:25:32] Tarantino oh shit and one scene was raping yeah he would kidnap children
[00:25:38] and then let oh it was a subterranean lair Jewish yes if I don't know about
[00:25:44] Jewish I think we can't say for sure let's play the percentages all the other
[00:25:49] details on 100% on but I don't speculate if you're not a hundred percent they
[00:25:55] may I think it's fine to speak I think it's slanderous this much probability I
[00:26:03] I can't say but I think that pedophile sex dungeon in the basement of
[00:26:11] Quentin Tarantino's movie store it was Jewish people going down there to get a
[00:26:20] basement we found the cheapest store I don't even like doing it but it's such
[00:26:26] a deal I'm losing money not fucking these kids five dollars I have sex with a
[00:26:32] kid not my thing I'm crazy Harvey and I'm giving these kids away I was driving
[00:26:38] through I was driving through Williams South Williamsburg and I had the window
[00:26:41] open I'm like stopped in traffic mm-hmm and I was just like laughing and I
[00:26:47] repeated what I was laughing and I go you know like it's funny imagining like
[00:26:52] these his seeds this is a nice night out of being like oh what a beautiful night
[00:27:06] and she just like looks at me and she's like
[00:27:11] and then she like mumbles something to her husband in that awful language and
[00:27:15] then he's upset it's like what you suck yeah you guys this is a little bit of a
[00:27:21] point you have a little bit of one I would say I respect them yeah yeah
[00:27:29] it's all their stores suck I did see and it sucks it sucks to live there it
[00:27:34] sucks to be one of those people yeah I mean that neighborhood sucks for sure but
[00:27:37] I saw this is really toys for you yeah yeah they all look like weird versions of
[00:27:44] real stores I like their cages outside their windows with the kids like climb
[00:27:48] out yeah onto the cages and look like they're in prison fresh air yeah when
[00:27:52] I was when I was driving over here today actually yeah it looks like where
[00:27:56] where the in Fury Road where everybody lives oh yeah yeah that should be town
[00:28:01] the upper-class people in Fury Road I mean in Fury Road there's no upper they
[00:28:06] all just live yeah like what's this that the guy with the fat guy yeah all the
[00:28:10] the guy's family props to him Immorton Joe that character whoever that
[00:28:16] Jewish character isn't that I don't know if it was a joke I think I thought
[00:28:21] that's what the premise was I don't know if that means it was about Jewish
[00:28:25] people think religion really comes in at all maybe I got the details about
[00:28:31] finding gas I don't think if I recall correctly that has all the money
[00:28:38] and he lives in a cave but doesn't mean it's I don't know I maybe I'm adding
[00:28:45] detail yeah I think you are honestly and I'm just kind of saying that no I have
[00:28:49] no real I'm not coming at this for many kind of bias but I don't really think
[00:28:53] that was in the movie I saw a lady taking a picture there was a acidic
[00:28:58] construction worker and it was just hilarious he was working well he just
[00:29:02] had the no they just they just they wear the hat and they were like good job
[00:29:07] he was waving people through because there was like some kind of like
[00:29:11] track they were talking traffic champ and some lady was just like taking a picture
[00:29:15] of him and laughing like in his face dude I have to watch that video of the
[00:29:23] black dude making fun of the little acidic kid like once every couple it
[00:29:26] was those vibes that is the funniest video of all time she might have been
[00:29:30] taught it might have been a video she might have been talking over damn they
[00:29:32] fucked your shit up you probably had a whole watch this is dumb it's like the
[00:29:38] God doesn't tell them to dress like that that was a fucking design choice they
[00:29:43] made it looks stupid that was the way that would have it looked cool when they
[00:29:46] were started I think those were like the rules in Eastern Europe like in their
[00:29:50] like stettled yeah and then they like never changed the rules because they
[00:29:54] didn't look like that they were stupid and then they like dressed like shit and
[00:29:58] they were like let's all dress in new nice clothes so people think we're modern
[00:30:02] right and then they never updated it so now like the rules that made them do
[00:30:06] that in the first place are now serve the opposite purpose interesting yeah they
[00:30:13] should all be wearing supreme they should be wearing supreme they should be
[00:30:16] wearing fucking limited release the Kyrie sponge that Japanese guy dressed as a
[00:30:20] his seat is still one of the funniest so funny way from where we went to like
[00:30:24] some Japanese restaurant but on St. Mark's where all those like yeah Japanese
[00:30:27] kids hang out they all look like fucking you know they look like like HIV
[00:30:32] positive models from the 1980 yeah they look great you know like real good like
[00:30:36] dangly cross the dang across round that's a good last sunken I had a very
[00:30:42] bonsalor five XL t-shirt with like short shorts and combat boots yes yeah yeah
[00:30:48] you know like a tattoo of like just a single line that runs down like this just
[00:30:53] goes up your arm it's just one line that splits your whole body longitudinally
[00:30:58] right launch it like launch yeah you got it right cross-section only lat though
[00:31:04] it launches yeah longitudinally later on like a ladder longitudinally you imagine
[00:31:11] somebody hold on hold on if you imagine somebody standing in the
[00:31:14] threshold of an elevator and then the doors cut them in half perfectly that's
[00:31:18] where the line would be yeah anyway you should you're there so yeah we're there
[00:31:22] and there's like one cool Japanese guy and you like met his friend and the guy
[00:31:27] was just dressed like a faucet and want like the entire you had the whole outfit
[00:31:32] I think he had seat seat he had like the little fringes yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:31:36] and you have the courage I like to just imagine him to be like it's New York
[00:31:39] style I'm dressed New York style that would be incredible if yeah Japanese
[00:31:47] height be started just dressing like hot why not I mean that's literally what
[00:31:52] happened you know he like wasn't he's not Jewish she was like eating at a non-coast
[00:31:56] restaurant I think he was eating pork but yeah I really are they catches on I
[00:32:01] hope we go back to Japan and it's just nothing but like ladies that restaurant
[00:32:05] got a cool vibe but the food I like that place good yeah a restaurant I
[00:32:09] forget the name like Japanese village or something it's upstairs it's upstairs
[00:32:13] below the same mark have any like by by sunshine mark there's there's one
[00:32:17] place I went to on St. Marks it's tight it's good it seems like that all the
[00:32:22] places are cooler than they are good that's true that yeah you're not wrong
[00:32:25] like there's not one place is just like it's all like bong shot credible yeah
[00:32:29] no well they have a shield it works huh yeah but but John's John's not like yeah
[00:32:36] it's not knock your socks on no it's at this point it's Chipotle yeah it's not
[00:32:40] Chipotle it's good but it's good but it's not amazing I mean like the last
[00:32:44] amazing Chinese food I had was probably maybe that place in flushing yeah that
[00:32:50] place we went when me and you went to go see oh yeah that that's that's one place
[00:32:56] yeah we went to see Paul Simon yeah yeah we got you I'm kind of like burnout on
[00:33:01] dim sum I haven't had like real long dude I mean I love dumplings there's
[00:33:08] such good food in Queens yeah it's honestly the best bro to thank you I
[00:33:13] kind of want to move to Queens calm dude welcome brother I'm fucking
[00:33:17] sick of Brooklyn come through bro I hate it I love Queens I don't think I'm ever
[00:33:21] leaving I'm sick in New York honestly yeah oh yeah where you gonna go probably
[00:33:26] like Rockland County where all the cops and firefighters live the taxes are
[00:33:32] real shitty in Rockland yeah I thought it's a kind of cheaper because they
[00:33:36] don't have Metro North there so you have to have a car yeah but the well I'm I'm
[00:33:41] sure the taxes aren't as bad as like West Chester is probably worse as far as
[00:33:45] property taxes go I think so I would guess so you just moved to Jersey Adam
[00:33:51] yeah property values are lower in Rockland County like you can get a house that
[00:33:56] would cost you twice as much as in Westchester but I don't know if there's a
[00:33:59] significant district difference in that yeah I'm only very I'm only like a
[00:34:03] looked at houses and looked at what the tax assessment was I went to my friends
[00:34:06] parents house in Rockland County and it was really nice and she moved to
[00:34:09] Yonkers dude yeah but then what then what are you paying intact like $20,000
[00:34:13] I don't know what the answer is fuck taxes dude I don't pay them shit but he
[00:34:18] thinks his parents got it like awesome I do that's the thing that's nice about
[00:34:22] like you buy a place in Brooklyn it's like the taxes are nothing really yeah
[00:34:26] they're fucking not you pay like nothing yeah but it costs two million
[00:34:30] low yeah yeah yeah property itself costs them like two million dollars but once
[00:34:35] you get it you're not like the government's not gonna take your property away
[00:34:38] from you interesting yeah but if you buy a building and it's like over four floors
[00:34:43] I think or maybe over yeah if it's five floors or more you have to pay a
[00:34:49] mansion tax no a mansion tax you pay for any property that's over a million
[00:34:53] dollars I think it I think so every property in New York yeah basically
[00:34:57] everything you pay a mansion tax on even a fucking one bedroom yeah no you can
[00:35:03] get a studio now I'm sure for I mean as far as like when I'm never buying property
[00:35:08] when I looked into like real estate laws like five six years ago that's what it
[00:35:12] was why would you look that up five years ago to maybe get a real estate sales
[00:35:15] person license because I didn't have a job and that's what that's like a job a
[00:35:18] lot of comics do yeah could you sling houses yeah I almost worked for
[00:35:23] Nooklin when I moved yeah I did the same thing yeah that guy with Taylor well
[00:35:28] you go no J. Fod hooked me up but he worked with Taylor yeah yeah Taylor
[00:35:33] trying to hook me up with the job well there's a guy apparently in South
[00:35:36] Brooklyn a Russian guy who just like you pay him like a couple hundred bucks and
[00:35:41] he says that you passed the exam yeah I love scams yeah that's the way to do I
[00:35:49] mean I did that with defensive driving really just how you found a corrupt guy
[00:35:53] yeah my friend just like forged all that rules I had to take an actual class
[00:35:57] dude no no I mean to teach I used to teach defense no I took a real no when I
[00:36:04] needed to take it my friend who taught it wouldn't sign my paper gotcha that
[00:36:08] was gay that is gay different guys though oh the same guy seems like a bitch the
[00:36:13] second the first guy was a bitch well may he rest in peace the second guy was
[00:36:21] yeah he was a chill bloke yeah how's that croissant Adam pretty good dude I'm
[00:36:29] trying to do what Nick said with by eating a lot of sweets yeah a lot of
[00:36:34] fats and car way back on yeah trying to he's trying to become a fat-titted
[00:36:39] beach that would be cool it would be awesome if you got fat be your own be
[00:36:43] your own be out you know what I've been doing that I would love to go to plus
[00:36:46] I stores you you try this is you get like like like like string cheese the
[00:36:51] mozzarella string cheese and you dip them in honey and they got I think I'm
[00:36:55] lactose intolerant you then try this method I think I am yeah I'm self-diagnosed
[00:37:02] you probably isn't everything a person like it'll never it'll never be a terrible
[00:37:07] stomach it'll never air but that was one of the funny scenes in Tim's pilot
[00:37:10] where he's like interviewing some guy in the guy's like you know he's like you
[00:37:13] lactose intolerant like also or like they start talking about lactose and
[00:37:16] tell you said some like diner with a guy and the guy he's like you know I'm
[00:37:20] lactose intolerant can't have cheese and Tim's like oh yeah me too why do you
[00:37:24] like eat that stuff he's like you just keep fighting what do you say you just
[00:37:28] keep fighting respect Tim's lactose intolerant I don't know the joke was
[00:37:33] that treating lactose intolerant like it's cancer and continuing to eat ice
[00:37:37] cream right right it made me laugh I butchered the delivery but I'm not a
[00:37:41] Tim yeah you're speaking you were speaking softly I'm my own my own
[00:37:46] animal that's right you are your own animal one of those goats that they
[00:37:51] fucking the children fuck I hate that video of those goats prancing yeah what
[00:37:55] is that's a meme me on my way to post some gay tweet me me doing that is you
[00:38:02] when I do that that goat is when you find out that they they got extra fucking
[00:38:07] Polynesian sauce to check for that shut up you fucking loser fuck those days
[00:38:13] get those goats man fuck those goats stop doing stop doing format tweets unless
[00:38:18] their parody songs that's okay unless what their parody songs yeah then it's
[00:38:25] good and funny I heard a parody song that I think was in our over here or
[00:38:34] whatever that we're for a lot of about but it's a gay sex sicko mode oh yeah
[00:38:39] called dico mode I hadn't heard that before but there's a guy that does rap
[00:38:44] they're very well done I go I go to say I'm a I think about you know vertigo by
[00:38:48] YouTube or whatever no does trace but imagining it's like the week before
[00:38:53] Bono writes that song he said a bar and some guys like yeah you know it's like
[00:38:57] Spanish people they have their own language he's like really what how does
[00:39:02] that work like well you know they have different words for everything he's
[00:39:08] like well what do you mean there's like a different language you just bono
[00:39:13] just how old is Bono 50 whatever he doesn't understand that like there's
[00:39:17] other languages he's like Larry have you heard about this they've got they've
[00:39:23] got different words spicier words called Spanish and it's the same thing
[00:39:29] Bono tried to have a shutdown dude yeah but we wouldn't have it I got to
[00:39:33] replace this fucking YouTube was like a giant band that's crazy to me there
[00:39:38] shit sucks yeah like people that were born in like around a people that were
[00:39:42] like teenagers like 91 mm-hmm they love that shit Gen Xers that shit sucks my
[00:39:48] dick what's a good you two song where the streets have no name yeah what is
[00:39:54] that one I've never heard that Joshua tree albums
[00:39:59] no fuck me in my ass well the streets are so gay I don't wait I've heard Sunday
[00:40:09] bloody Sunday yeah that's from I don't think that's from Josh's that sucks you
[00:40:14] don't like that song song sucks now we're getting fucked in our why cuz it's
[00:40:19] about revolution no I like the themes but the music sucks me off okay suck my
[00:40:24] little penis yeah fuck you to the I don't know how the fuck they got famous
[00:40:34] they don't have any bangers dude wait is that them no that's all knows yeah
[00:40:41] that's all home knows good because my dick my dick is small let shit because
[00:40:53] my dick is small I wish it was big see now that's something you can find to do
[00:41:01] that's a melody I wish my dick wasn't small I wish it was big he's a man either
[00:41:17] you just yeah yeah oh here she comes sucking guys suck my dick because I'm
[00:41:25] gay I'm fucking gay I'm a gay man oh yeah one of my friends says one of his
[00:41:36] friends dads was a roadie for Hollenauts a chode a chode yes and
[00:41:43] Hollenauts wanted to have sex with them that apparently they were gay what yeah
[00:41:50] dude I'm sorry oh my damn sock you heard that what you heard that you're gay wait
[00:41:58] is this common I've been listening to gay music dude I got so pissed off when I
[00:42:03] found Old Town Road is about being a gay guy gay man suck dude I freaking got
[00:42:07] so mad well I'm gonna fuck my horse and it's us tonight I'm gonna drain
[00:42:15] go is horse come and what I'm gonna drink that kid dude you know who loves that
[00:42:20] song white third graders yes yeah it was incredible well no it's not a video I was
[00:42:26] walking around Cobble Hill and there's some like rich baby every kid like
[00:42:29] yeah every kid loves every see the video of little not sex performing at
[00:42:34] literally an elementary kids are losing it my son will not enjoy anything yeah
[00:42:39] yeah my son's gonna be kept away from the internet and it's gonna learn chores
[00:42:44] have you seen that video of that there's like a bunch of kids at one of those
[00:42:48] trampoline places where everything's a trampoline yeah and they're listening to
[00:42:52] mau-bamba and they're just going absolutely wild yeah I love it did he
[00:42:56] rape they're like doing flips and stuff he's check where shex gone did he seems
[00:43:01] like you do bad rapist maybe when I don't know yeah so there you go trying to
[00:43:08] promote a rapist I wasn't trying to promote it I that's pretty fucked up
[00:43:11] that's a typical Adam move mmm-hmm defending Quentin Tarot and Kino's
[00:43:16] basement I didn't defend check with no English administrators in a bit a
[00:43:22] trampoline store why did Jeffrey Epstein have a creepy temple on his island
[00:43:27] well it certainly has nothing to do with him being Jewish that's the first thing
[00:43:33] we'd like to say let's get one thing clear didn't know who's that guy the
[00:43:39] other guy that sort of you nobody getting into Russia which is QAnon stuff
[00:43:43] oh cool no row it's really entertaining it's funny the guy that they think what's
[00:43:50] on Kennedy Junior is like now like some ugly ass so ugly guy like John
[00:43:56] if Kenny Junior was a fucking man yeah surgery or whatever yeah he got it
[00:44:00] plastic surgery to be ugly is the same height and shit as J I don't know we got
[00:44:04] to look that up yeah it's also like who the fuck is thinking of JFK junior we need
[00:44:11] these a Kennedy but what the fuck he didn't do shit did he wasn't just a rich
[00:44:16] guy the guy who died in the plan no he started George magazine yeah George
[00:44:20] magazine that was his magazine he read it was called George yeah you don't know
[00:44:25] George famous George magazine damn my thing that was a thing it's like
[00:44:32] sometimes I would like just kept wind of something that was happening as a kid
[00:44:36] because it would be like on entertainment tonight or something and I would think
[00:44:40] it was a much bigger deal culture yeah yeah yeah because I remember when George
[00:44:44] magazine came out and I was like George magazine is coming I don't even know
[00:44:49] what it is I'm like it's not supposed to be a I love seven year old you being
[00:44:52] like I'm like am I supposed to know about George magazine is everyone gonna be
[00:44:56] talking about George magazine what is who is George JFK junior just named it
[00:45:00] George the titular George the first issue had Cindy Crawford dressed as George
[00:45:06] Washington on the cover that's hot really yeah so it was a kind of bitch on
[00:45:10] its gender bending sort of you know because in the 90s just hot bitches
[00:45:15] dressed like George's that was not the theme of the magazine they have they have
[00:45:18] kind of an iron wire like it was like a magazine but not like FHM or maximum
[00:45:24] it was like a did they show a choir GQ kind of vibe it was called George he
[00:45:30] thought something called George was gonna be cool I don't know that's a good name
[00:45:33] is it still around friends named George it's a good name it's not good name for
[00:45:37] magazine well what's a good name for a magazine stop roast GQ stop roast
[00:45:42] magazine is a good name thank you so that's just alone had sly magazine for a
[00:45:47] while that's pretty good it sounds like a gay porn man was 15 I worked at a grocery
[00:45:51] store and I I remember having to like like fix the magazine rack here and I
[00:46:00] would just look at the magazines pretend I was working I would look I would
[00:46:05] thumb through import tuner and be like oh yeah I'm fixing stuff import tuner
[00:46:09] yeah is that what's that it's like a car yeah Japanese cars and it's like let me
[00:46:15] make a go real fast nice make the car go real fast and and
[00:46:23] sly magazine had just come out and it was like Sylvester Stallone's magazine or
[00:46:28] maybe it hadn't just come out but I remember something through that and just
[00:46:32] say it's like some article in there by him and it's just you know his arms
[00:46:35] because he's like I don't believe in the diction you know because it's like why
[00:46:38] don't you get addicted to something positive like working out it's like
[00:46:44] what yes it sounds like instead of not believing in it you fundamentally
[00:46:48] misunderstand what it is I don't understand racism it's like why don't you
[00:46:55] just be racist did to buy something good instead of instead of the racist
[00:47:01] courts cancer instead of the police killing you why don't the police do
[00:47:10] stop magazine here's a picture of my car yeah here's me oiled up and you can see
[00:47:15] my cock print here's my whole beat he did have a very long dick if that's
[00:47:22] really him in that pornography I thought it was soft core you can see his cock
[00:47:26] you see his cock you see his cock but not while he's fucking you see it softer
[00:47:30] hard I think semi oh I don't remember or maybe I saw a still image I know he
[00:47:37] was living at the port authority when he did that that's right and he saw an ad in
[00:47:41] the fucking port authority in the what the bus station like Times Square
[00:47:47] I don't have an accent the last night of Walberg's live pornography
[00:47:52] Walberg's series finale tonight at night on A&E that us three brothers would open a
[00:47:57] restaurant together what are you playing my brother Mark I love your
[00:48:02] accent I don't have an accent the last night of Walberg's ever it's been an
[00:48:06] all-day this is a video series finale tonight at night on A&E for those of you
[00:48:11] at home we get me and Adam can not hear it and it is looking at it by himself
[00:48:14] tonight my brother Mark not to love your accent I don't have an accent the last
[00:48:22] the Walberg's series finale tonight at night on A&E that us three brothers would
[00:48:27] open a restaurant together my mother tonight my brother Mark
[00:48:31] I don't have an accent the last night of Walberg's ever
[00:48:35] do it to a 12-year Walberg's series finale tonight at night on A&E that us three
[00:48:42] brothers would open a restaurant together to my mother tonight my brother
[00:48:46] Mark I love your accent I don't have an accent the last night of Walberg's ever
[00:48:51] it's been an all-day journey Walberg's series finale tonight at night on A&E that
[00:48:56] us three brothers will open a restaurant together my brother Mark
[00:49:01] I don't have an accent the last night of Walberg's ever
[00:49:07] series finale tonight on A&E that us three brothers will open a restaurant
[00:49:13] together my mother my brother Mark I love your accent
[00:49:19] the last night of Walberg's ever has been an all-day journey Walberg's series finale tonight at night on A&E that us three brothers will open a restaurant
[00:49:28] okay I don't have an accent I don't have an accent it's been an awesome journey
[00:49:33] they meant to be in the editor that had to like cut that together or whatever
[00:49:36] it's an honor good enough and Mark's like yeah let's get more shots of we
[00:49:41] meet with the giant scissors yeah I love those giant scissors I'm jealous dude I
[00:49:49] want to have my own burger chain yeah I love a damn burger big big burger fat
[00:49:55] burger the burgers to stand are good dude yeah I had it the other night is all I
[00:50:00] had your I got some frozen uh it's sirloin patties at Costco that are not
[00:50:06] particularly good that are not good no frozen is frozen ground beef is not
[00:50:10] good and I tried to I tried to I've been just broiling the cast iron throwing
[00:50:14] them on there in the oven to give it a little bit of a in the oven mmm I don't
[00:50:19] know about that man well cuz you they're frozen so you want them oh cuz that way
[00:50:24] they I got you they yeah the inside will stay nice and rare yeah yeah you can't
[00:50:29] just use them you get the cast iron real hot in the broiler and then throw
[00:50:32] the bun or the meat in there it could grill sit on the bottom while cooking the
[00:50:37] top from the broiler get overcooked no well yeah I'm still figuring it out
[00:50:42] yeah all right we'll keep us posted man fuck but it's not very good I would like
[00:50:48] a fucking let's have a barbecue I got that little grill you know the little we
[00:50:53] had a tent we should go we should go upstate big backyard yeah actually we
[00:50:57] should go upstate take three separate cars now that we have it yeah a cabin I'm
[00:51:02] not trying to camp though I want sleeping doors we get a nice little Airbnb just
[00:51:07] the boys yeah no chicks no chicks no chicks allowed no pants no chicks just
[00:51:12] those guys meanwhile if we had tried to plan that when you had a girlfriend you
[00:51:16] would of course you would have brought your girlfriend be like oh well wasn't
[00:51:20] up to me well no shit not if we said no chicks not if you said no chicks would
[00:51:25] have you would have not you would have not stuck to the boys there might have
[00:51:29] been well I would still would have been a random six when six hour window I know
[00:51:33] we're saying no chicks but I would bring my ex girlfriend yeah no is she dead yet
[00:51:39] I don't know that was I was mostly asking the fan
[00:51:53] I yeah that was a rhetorical questions yeah you guys familiar with the
[00:51:57] Socratic method no no for the fans of the suck just get a little time stamp on
[00:52:05] that one okay it is 1251 I'm just kidding please don't kill anyone all right
[00:52:11] little time stamping times time stamp is 1244 okay that's that's where do we
[00:52:16] don't need to take that out obviously a fucking joke 1244 Adam remember that
[00:52:22] time 1244 we can leave this in and they'll wonder forever yeah they won't they'll
[00:52:30] know exactly what we're talking about they'll wonder anyway so what's in the
[00:52:35] news you got this Cory Booker fella yep gay he is gay is he really fucking
[00:52:43] Rosario Dosto no right oh we got a beard he had to go he had to ask Eric Andre
[00:52:49] if he could borrow his girlfriend yeah oh you think it's a lease alone at leasing
[00:52:54] it from Eric on get lease Eric on get that's funny that is good and he's like
[00:53:01] legalized being gay should go to Hershey Park Y NPA coupon for the Dunkin
[00:53:07] Donuts for the Dunkin Donuts at Hershey Park you guys want to go to Six Flags
[00:53:11] Hurricane Harbor I love water parks Six-Flat I'm not a amusement park I'm in you
[00:53:15] don't like water parks now people just done with this Tommy Ramola guy already
[00:53:19] who's that that day go that like somebody popularized on Twitter oh yeah that
[00:53:25] guy's annoying yeah that guy rocks old-school Tommy dude OS for life yeah it's
[00:53:30] funny one time yeah take it easy come on that's good you laughed see see me and it
[00:53:37] is another Friday and this is how I get down I got this style he's good music
[00:53:47] and I was not aware of that genre I got pissed up because the guy who's posting
[00:53:53] it on Twitter like wasn't crediting him at all oh yeah I saw that they're like
[00:53:57] oh there's my new favorite account look at this guy that I found I'm gonna find
[00:54:00] the way I'm downloading like 50,000 retweets yeah and he just was basically
[00:54:05] reposting big time TV yeah yeah it's awful yeah people were like just
[00:54:09] posting a account stop yeah yeah send a friend that is your loser that guy's a
[00:54:15] fucking loser yeah that guy's a loser yeah that guy's a loser how did we had
[00:54:18] Gene the Napoli on her like bleep his name don't tell anyone don't tell anyone
[00:54:21] who it is they were allowed to know who it is it's our content yeah this is our
[00:54:26] weird this with this guy belongs to us yeah at least we literally had him on a
[00:54:31] dish we shouldn't do that but at least we went out and found him this motherfucker
[00:54:34] just saw the guy's content it was like no this is mine yeah this is mine now this
[00:54:40] is mine cuz I'm a fucking loser I'm a fucking loser named whoever that guy is
[00:54:44] suck these I'm gonna start stealing his content and being like I found the gayest
[00:54:48] man let's all laugh at this guy hey everybody it's that boy who laughs at
[00:54:55] people what's all laugh at him fuck yeah what's your what is freestyle I didn't
[00:55:04] know about this it's like Jordan Peterson and stuff Jordan Peterson videos I'm
[00:55:10] pretty sure no dude that shit was going off yeah I don't know it's just like 80s
[00:55:16] hip-hop it's good dude that's what I mean it's like hip-hop beats sounds like
[00:55:22] whatever Paul Abdul stole you know stop and I love hip-hop beats I love a nice
[00:55:27] lo-fi mellow beat to study to that makes studies with the cat it's freestyle like
[00:55:34] that I'd like to have sex with her it's like in the same sort of category is
[00:55:39] like new Jack swing I think probably adjacent yeah yeah maybe an offshoot I'm
[00:55:45] always like freestyling was just freestyle rap that's what I thought
[00:55:49] but a cipher but he never wraps there's a genre of music called freestyle whenever
[00:55:55] this man was a child so 50 years ago on Long Island on Long Island hey it's
[00:56:01] big gate Tony here listening the sweet sounds of Bono
[00:56:07] plays classic Italian vertigo only those chitro
[00:56:40] what's what of your favorite chance Adam
[00:56:41] one of my favorite chants I can't bomb hands up don't shoot what hands up don't
[00:56:46] shoot I love yeah I just say that in my apartment sometimes you know I didn't
[00:56:51] even know I got hands up don't shoot was just a chant I didn't I didn't really
[00:56:55] pay attention at Ferguson thing right so then there's like I would see like
[00:56:58] conservatives be like they said hands up don't shoot which turned out to be a
[00:57:02] lie by the way the chant turned out to be a lie like I didn't even know they were
[00:57:08] trying to own them for the change I guess it has to do with the testimony from
[00:57:12] the bitch ass record the bitch ass recorder man sorry we've been having
[00:57:18] technical difficulties we might upgrade getting h6 yeah maybe that has four
[00:57:25] dedicated ports we should get a full studio dude like Stern yeah we'd need a
[00:57:30] sibian mm-hmm we need I would sit on that every damn episode you should you should
[00:57:36] bring your own BYOS did bring your own sibian yep god I loved jacking off to
[00:57:44] the E version of our stern I would love it to just blur dastities blur titties
[00:57:49] word pussy I thought that was like a right-wing talking point is that the
[00:57:53] chant itself was fake yep no one's ever chanted that didn't cop's just
[00:57:59] killed by the in Dallas they killed a white guy who's like mentally ill he
[00:58:03] called for help and they mocked him they're like oh he's sleeping and he'd
[00:58:07] literally killed them I mean I'm not surprised by that yeah I do know that
[00:58:11] the like statute of limitations just passed for the guy that killed Eric
[00:58:16] Garner the cop is they do it's not the statute of limitations they just like
[00:58:21] there's five years I think that to for murder to open like an investigation
[00:58:27] or whatever no they just decided not to pursue anything like he he fucking they
[00:58:33] had a trial it's not I don't think it was a statute of limitations that a trial
[00:58:37] they had some kind of like internal or maybe it was like it's not the statute
[00:58:42] limitations for fucking murdering somebody passed maybe for cops though you
[00:58:47] never know cops get all I don't know what it is whatever there's some because of
[00:58:52] the there's like the five-year anniversary was the last day they could fire him or
[00:58:56] something and they did for that yeah specific incident yeah well he's
[00:59:00] probably a model police officer he's probably he's probably a great guy aren't
[00:59:04] they making it illegal like throw water on cops or some shit to make them wet
[00:59:09] yeah literally they were like some guy got water and water dumped on him and I
[00:59:14] think it does count as like either assault or battery if you throw a drink
[00:59:19] in someone's face in general yeah so every bitchy it's like assault is also
[00:59:24] very state-by-state to where like assault some in some states requires like
[00:59:28] some kind of physical concept sometimes it could be the fear of physical
[00:59:31] you can if you get somebody's face and say I'm gonna fuck you up and that's the
[00:59:34] salt assault that's why you have a salt and battery and then in some states
[00:59:37] like assault is like physical contact mm-hmm they don't differentiate between
[00:59:42] assault and like battery and then sometimes it's like aggravated assault
[00:59:47] damn yeah fuck do we've got to learn these fucking laws and then go out and
[00:59:53] fuck people up you've never been in a fight have you Adam yeah I have who
[01:00:03] now he's gonna tell that story again about pushing someone out of the way
[01:00:06] there was a drunk Hispanic man that was like do you have any money any push
[01:00:10] amaze like get out of here I said no no not my money pal no I mean as a kid I
[01:00:20] was in a lot of fights yeah you were I was actually like an elementary school
[01:00:24] big fur my grade in middle school everyone got puberty and then you became a
[01:00:29] coward and then I became once I became a real coward once your physical
[01:00:35] I've never been in a real adult fight no well we got to change that dude this
[01:00:39] part of your Renaissance this party you getting your groove back we're gonna
[01:00:43] get you to start fucking people up I'm gonna start going to yeah mixed martial
[01:00:48] arts yeah jujitsu you need to get do jujitsu someone told me that that family
[01:00:53] the gracies like the Brazilian family has have their own gym in New York they
[01:00:57] also have a production company really same family Gracie films yeah no it's
[01:01:02] not like you're gonna do shoulders like a it's a yellow family and a satire yeah
[01:01:07] yeah it's called the Simpsons I think I really funny show would be either the
[01:01:12] show like the critic if I do is a guy who removes a revolution yeah but I'm
[01:01:18] not a loser I am a thief a Charles movies no I'm not retarded I'm from
[01:01:27] babesu brashu I'm from here all dash hanau dude you got to be you want to be
[01:01:35] trained by a Hanzo Gracie they sound like they're deaf dude yep that is true
[01:01:40] it's Brazilian Portuguese all the Portuguese sound I fully I feel like all
[01:01:45] the Portuguese sound like that I don't know how regular Portuguese sounds
[01:01:49] actually Cristiano Ronaldo he he got out from a rape charge to yeah so did
[01:01:56] Neymar recently beat the case right Neymar skated as well huh the case he
[01:02:01] released all the text between him him and the girl which I pretty sure was
[01:02:04] against the law of course yeah he was like releasing her news Jesus Christ it's
[01:02:10] pretty fucked up any foxes sister doesn't he he has a tattoo of his sister and
[01:02:14] it's pretty much assumed that they're fucking Neymar fucks his sister yeah
[01:02:17] Brazil man he's got a really prominent touch up to release text messages to
[01:02:21] exonerate yourself I think it depends on like where it happened I think it
[01:02:27] happened in Brazil actually but but it no probably Bolson arrow got it off
[01:02:31] it's not fucked up you're saying it may be illegal but you think it's fucked up if
[01:02:35] somebody accuses you of something to release all the text messages between
[01:02:38] you and them if it has like nudes of them and stuff like I would let like so
[01:02:42] somebody false is really accused you of something and you know it's fake and you
[01:02:45] have evidence to exonerate yourself and you're being like I would provide that
[01:02:48] to investigators probably would do it publicly where the accusation happened
[01:02:52] I don't know I haven't really thought about it but I think it was kind of
[01:02:56] weird for him to release like her tits and stuff on Instagram yeah that's pretty
[01:03:03] fucked up no no I think if you falsely accuse somebody of something and also
[01:03:07] we don't know if I mean I'm pretty I don't know the details of the
[01:03:12] Brazilian song I don't know the details of the story but probably right if you
[01:03:15] said that that he got off and he exonerated himself with this evidence
[01:03:18] it's like the what was fucked up is accusing somebody of something in the
[01:03:24] first place if you know what to be false right that's that's where it entered
[01:03:28] the territory of things being fucked up so that's where it's like if you want to
[01:03:34] fucking dig a grave you might as well dig too so you already brought it into the
[01:03:39] what whatever I mean I don't know this okay first of all it's just I I bait
[01:03:43] club the question was the question was bait club is no I think question was
[01:03:46] any rape or not I think if you like release text messages of her like
[01:03:51] flirting with him before they hooked up I have no idea what this fucking
[01:03:55] story that's what I'm saying you said it exonerated him or I didn't say it
[01:03:59] he released to set it he released them and people were saying that that that
[01:04:02] was potentially against the law and it was also kind of weird because I know
[01:04:06] you said let him off the hook no no no no yeah yeah Ronaldo got off because they
[01:04:12] said there wasn't enough evidence yeah also he's potentially gay too yeah but
[01:04:17] that doesn't mean it is not a rapist yeah like it's a thing if you if you're
[01:04:22] going around if you like accused me publicly instead I stole your fucking
[01:04:25] like so he robbed my house he came into my house and he stole shit from my
[01:04:29] house and then I had a text message from you that's like you sending me your
[01:04:33] tits and it says I'm so glad you didn't rob my house but there it's written on
[01:04:37] your tis and magic mark yes on not even on the tis that just happens to be the
[01:04:41] next I'm not in your show I would just put it I would put an emoji over the
[01:04:45] nipples fuck though no I don't give a shit excuse me a shit then fuck it it's
[01:04:50] like yeah no then you're stooping to their level I am ready to stoop see that's
[01:04:56] the thing you love Nick loves to steer here's your guy who has some weird code
[01:05:00] but the second you're let off the leash you're so happy that's actually not true
[01:05:03] then it becomes a I often do not stoop in reality oh your character loves the
[01:05:10] higher road you like you like to fantasize about what have I stooped about
[01:05:15] of course everybody likes to fantasize about stupid not me dude I'm not being a
[01:05:19] good guy and I'm a piece of shit oh I just tell people I'm a great guy plenty
[01:05:26] of people who have like like fucked with me in a way where it's like you know I
[01:05:31] like like would like to reciprocate but I don't because yeah it would be fucking
[01:05:36] petty yeah so there you go dude I just fucking got you debate I just got you
[01:05:42] to admit my point no you did Adam's point you said you you're the master wins
[01:05:46] again you know you're the master wins again master doesn't know that's the
[01:05:52] show everyone what what point were you make it look dude just you've been had by
[01:05:57] the debate master what have I been had about I if I have to explain to you man
[01:06:01] then you're really behind so everyone witnessed it I got Nick to admit the
[01:06:07] thing that Adam was saying or something I'm not having really would I'm said
[01:06:12] it's okay for a person to have sex with children if it's part of their religion
[01:06:19] well I said if you don't release the text between you and the child once you
[01:06:23] build a temple it's part of your religion said Jewish the real debate
[01:06:30] clause by the way fuck damn damn so what else guys oh folks I'll be on the 29th
[01:06:47] at the large room in Los Angeles go see the boy go see me also we got funny
[01:06:53] moms every Monday the month except for the first Monday and I got fat Tuesdays
[01:06:57] every Tuesday at the freaking stand the next funny mom's is August 12th and then
[01:07:03] the 19th and the 26th oh I love it and I will be in Boston on the 16th and 17th
[01:07:09] Oakland on the 24th Seattle the 29th Portland on the 30th come out and see me
[01:07:16] come out and suck me if you see something my next shirts or whatever oh
[01:07:22] I'm not town by next to you that is the website more heat on the way we'll go
[01:07:28] watch the space Internet Explorer and your Netscape browser you typing come dot
[01:07:38] e-commerce solution yeah now they gave me a free chip read or card reader so I
[01:07:43] can sell shirts at the stand now nice or you get a show shirts after your
[01:07:48] funny moms have funny moms funny moms not to stay the stand wants me to do a
[01:07:52] pop up there so do pop up shop yeah oh shopper a show you got maybe no it's like
[01:07:59] sell shirts at the oh you should yeah that would be cool actually it would be
[01:08:04] fun I'm just thinking about I'm there I get there's like 900 shirts coming on
[01:08:10] Monday oh oh it's gonna be like a nightmare having to fold all those
[01:08:16] shirts and put them in bags yes I'm feeling that I'm gonna love it like
[01:08:21] 300 I got like 300 shirts the last time and it took like three days yeah but
[01:08:27] you're gonna be able to be like I can I'm folding shirts whenever someone says
[01:08:30] anything to you it'll be nice mmm so now not listen any other people that'll be
[01:08:36] cool that would be nice so that's it watch out for that pop-up shop Nick's
[01:08:42] gonna do a so-ho come dot town yeah Nick should do a life and fashion pop up
[01:08:48] Nick will be a kid on Lafayette what's that it's like a high-beast store well I