Cum Town | Premium | 08/12/2019
[00:00:05] Yeah, I just it keeps yeah, it smells like boy pussy in here. Well, that's smells like
[00:00:16] After like day after you make steaks smells like you just pour a bit of ass
[00:00:20] No, I would I don't know what that smells like stop. I keep reheating the cast iron the cook burgers on
[00:00:25] I don't clean it off. Yeah burgers. It smells like you're cooking beef in here. That's what I smell
[00:00:31] That's what a man's ass after you come in it smells like all right beef
[00:00:45] Yeah, I bet you do I guess they caught this guy kids that were murdering people in Vancouver while we were there
[00:00:52] People were getting murdered were they at the show? Yeah, there was a couple of murders in Vancouver while we were there
[00:00:58] Luckily, they found the people that didn't
[00:01:01] What yeah, they found they recently found so that's case closed. I guess nice
[00:01:06] I can't remember. Yeah, speak up. You're talking quiet. Oh
[00:01:12] Well, I'm just saying for the record. There's that's been oh, I see
[00:01:16] So as far as any law enforcement officials out there still putting it, you know tying up
[00:01:24] Show a bill Clinton. Yeah, yeah, a billion public enemy number one. That's all the murders that happened
[00:01:30] Well, the come town candidate tour was happening Vancouver solved
[00:01:35] We found the people I should just start killing lawyers and stuff and then when I get caught I'm like so
[00:01:40] Hillary glens allowed to do it, but I'm not
[00:01:42] When I do and it's okay, just so we're on the same page. Okay, just so we're I'll go to jail
[00:01:48] We're clear Hillary Clinton double standard allowed to do this
[00:01:57] Like any lawyers that are like vaguely involved in policy just murdered
[00:02:03] Well wouldn't have to be people who was that
[00:02:05] Promoting you're just going around just going around DC killing lawyers. Don't they kill people that bill Clinton raped or that has like that
[00:02:13] Saw Hillary feasting on a child to salt, you know, helper kuru. Yeah, I think there are plenty of people
[00:02:19] He raped that are still alive. Yeah, but the ones he I guess he we need a broad rig the ones
[00:02:23] Yeah, what an interesting name you need to see keep a couple alive to keep them off the scent
[00:02:36] That's pretty I don't know that seems pretty common to me what we need a bra
[00:02:42] You get one Spanish you get you get one if you have your parents are of mixed
[00:02:51] Angling name is Juan Carlos Hamilton Hamilton. Yeah, I like Juan Carlos Hamilton, dude. I
[00:03:01] Would be named Juan Carlos. No, you wouldn't you would be named that I would I would be named
[00:03:07] In a different in another life you would have that I would like to be named Juan Carlos. Yeah, it's a money car
[00:03:14] Law now Monte Carlo Monte Carlo. That's fine. You're Monte Carlo. I'm Juan Carlos. You're bitch Carlos
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[00:03:46] It says that when you go to the bidet guy you have to
[00:03:50] Clap your castellinets and dance to the regga tone music Dan Castellinares you have to yes
[00:03:57] Because that's what New York is about is about clapping snapping your fingers or castle
[00:04:03] That's the things that when lace do that dance that then turn it on turn it on. Yeah. Yeah, it's what
[00:04:19] They're just fucking spreading their legs apart. They're walking sideways
[00:04:26] That's I think that's what I think you're right
[00:04:28] Mm-hmm from what I recall from sociology somebody sent me a link to something and was it cool at collect?
[00:04:37] Yeah, I'm not a hundred percent. What is that website? It's like a Australian right wing
[00:04:43] Yeah, what do some guy about Australia some guy Andy Nagot was from
[00:04:50] Quill it Australian maybe it's not Australian poor. I mean it might be based in Australia. Anyways. Yeah, some guy who's like
[00:04:57] I listen I am working class and I went to a couple of DSA meetings and there's too many facts
[00:05:02] There's too many what there's too many facts. They like published
[00:05:05] The DSA is not gonna go anywhere because you know and then he's just like recapping
[00:05:11] What happened in that video that everyone saw yeah, and then it's not like
[00:05:16] All of the things he described seem kind of like a general and kind of like made up or right?
[00:05:21] He didn't go to any kind of eating right yeah that that's pretty funny journalism. Yeah
[00:05:29] That video is bad. I hope it turns out that oh the video is hilarious. Yeah, I keep saying them
[00:05:34] I love it like can you please not used gendered language when addressing the group
[00:05:42] Yeah, that guy sounded or that person sounded so
[00:05:45] Exasperated yeah, it sounded like the best sound like someone like sweating the first nerve
[00:05:50] the first nerve is at the microphone the speak them up microphone and they're like
[00:05:55] Pointing personal privilege like I know we're all excited and fresh
[00:05:59] But guys can you keep and then as soon as he says guys the trans person who's like three seats away is like
[00:06:07] Is it a trans person? Yeah, it was why wouldn't this I didn't say you said it
[00:06:11] I didn't see it either. You can see it's at the very corner of the video. Oh, but the really I didn't see there
[00:06:16] Just exasperated body language is so funny just the hand flying up in the same
[00:06:22] Manner isms that every nerd has yes when you got like the wrong unit when you said Superman was a marvel when you know the answer
[00:06:32] Yeah, when somebody when the teachers like can anyone tell us what you know, and then you know not you Jeffrey
[00:06:39] You've already said every other fucking answer. Yeah. No, everyone hates you right like he's she's a fucking clue
[00:06:46] She's excited to like but like well, I I know that bitch bad
[00:06:53] No, no, it's a mix of that annoying kid plus tattling. Yeah, it's it's like a fusion of the two most annoying things
[00:07:05] Yeah, oh, yeah, Adam you were sad some some guy died some Jew. Yeah some Jew died killed himself
[00:07:14] You said he was you said his band is called the silver Jews. Yeah
[00:07:27] It was like a lady it was a lady, but it sounded like a man who was whining
[00:07:37] Who's silver son pick up silver son pick ups is it's like sneaker pimps sneaker piss sneaker pimps
[00:07:43] They sound the same. I've never heard of sneaker pimps in my life
[00:07:48] Yeah, they're a hype beast band nice. Yeah, they got they're all wearing Yeezys
[00:08:08] People talk about that band like it was big they were around at the same time. This is silver son. They're like hopes
[00:08:30] Rock version or whatever what are you talking about?
[00:08:32] Silver son pick up is it the kid rock version? It's where the famous silver song son pickup song where wolves
[00:08:43] Dumbass Adam blood with sweet home, Alabama. Yeah, he did didn't he shut up dude. Yeah, it's I wear wolves of London
[00:08:53] Wow, this is over where wolves being gay. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah
[00:09:27] One of the guys in that band was having sex with her or they're married in their band
[00:09:33] What are you talking about Fleetwood Mac silver son pickups? Oh, yeah, that happens a lot in bands. I think Abba was all fucking each other
[00:09:43] Maybe I was always imagine that no doubt right
[00:09:46] No, she fucked the Indian dude, and then she left him for the guy from Bush
[00:09:50] She didn't fuck any of the other guys in the band. I think she fucked the the bassist just one guy in the band
[00:09:55] Yeah, I look out gay the silver son pickups look
[00:09:58] Yeah, it's like a writer for Jezebel Kevin Smith
[00:10:09] Not even a girl a guy who does improv but steals all of will Ferrell's bit
[00:10:13] The drummer for the pep, dude. He does look exactly like Chad Chad Smith. You think their dicks look the same?
[00:10:20] I wonder probably everyone's dicks look the same, but you think they have a remarkable like an uncanny
[00:10:33] I was just an actual slippers on big ups are oh, yeah, I know this band
[00:10:37] But this isn't the band that the guy died. No, this is the band. This is one is Adam's favorite band
[00:10:46] Yeah, this is like it sounds like a guy that's whining, but it's a woman. Yeah, it's a woman. I never thought it was a guy
[00:10:52] I used to think that that sneaker pims that ladies, you know
[00:11:03] Pavement I tried everyone was talking about them being like a good-ass band and one time I tried to listen to like their biggest song and it sucked
[00:11:13] Which one the do do do do that one I don't know
[00:11:17] I was just thinking like how the fuck is this shit? That wasn't a lot of like 90s
[00:11:21] Everyone I've never listened. I haven't heard more than like three minutes of them and it feels like everyone's pretending to like
[00:11:32] Yeah, they had like a reunion. It's not as good as fucking ride the lightning
[00:11:37] The lightning is probably the best silver sun pickup
[00:12:12] Agreed to do the ride the lightning cover but refused to listen
[00:12:19] He insisted he had heard right to lightning
[00:12:22] He knew everything about the silver sun pickles
[00:12:24] We'll you ride the lightning will you see the lightning's eyes?
[00:12:34] Will you love the lightning and take it into your heart?
[00:12:41] When the lightning strikes will you be ready?
[00:12:43] And what time does the clock say when the lightning strikes strikes a dog?
[00:12:52] The dog skid lightning and will you ride it?
[00:13:01] Yeah, he wouldn't play the guitar he just insisted
[00:13:10] So don't bow bow bow bow lightning bow right ah
[00:13:15] So yeah, R.I.P. to Ronnie James Dios lead singer of silver sun pick ups
[00:13:21] Which is what Adam is sad about yeah, I'm sad about that
[00:13:27] Where you fuck the lightning with the lightning strikes your ass the lightning took you out of dinner
[00:13:33] Oh lightning can have a day lightning that's right. Oh, okay, that's good
[00:13:54] So we covered that any other topical news Adam. Yeah halfway
[00:13:56] We have right the lightning singing rainbow in the dark that is a banger and lightning reminds me of another thing
[00:14:07] But it's in the dark in a lot of ways lightning is like a rainbow in the dark
[00:14:18] Just take one cut one take yeah, they just have to cut a song together out of that
[00:14:28] His agent called him and like listen we need you to cover ride the lightning's like all right, but I'm doing it now
[00:14:33] I'm doing it right now. Me through no you do it. You three way call me with the you conference me in the deafened
[00:14:44] Like rappers like rappers fucking rapping through the phone while they're in jail. Yeah, it's crinkly as a bitch
[00:14:56] What were you gonna say Adam speaking of well, I didn't know about that
[00:15:00] That service and pickup song ride the lightning until I watch the new the Z's and sorry
[00:15:07] That's how I found out about it was like yeah, I'm gonna put on a Metallica shirt
[00:15:16] He did he did he wear a Metallica shirt?
[00:15:18] He wears a ride the lightning sure it's weird sure it's her just for like girls in Brooklyn that don't wear bras
[00:15:24] Oh, yeah, yeah, which yeah now I've gotten to the point where if I don't see a pair of unruly titty swinging around over that lightning
[00:15:31] It doesn't even register. Yeah as the ride the lightning cover. I
[00:15:35] Need to see some nips some pure snips poking through
[00:15:37] You know I'm saying oh yeah, and has she pissed
[00:15:57] It does seem like bras are on the way out
[00:16:00] That's my hot tip and think thank God for that they're titty swinging. I'm I'm a big
[00:16:05] Distraction from Jeffrey Epstein. Oh really it's all a distraction
[00:16:11] Was sure that's got a giant pair of tits on it
[00:16:13] But then a hat that says my thoughts about Jeffrey Epstein are up here
[00:16:20] Everyone goes back to looking at the tits. Yeah, I was like all right. Well, I guess
[00:16:24] I'll look at the tits that I'm not interested why is his name on the flight logs 26 times
[00:16:37] Yeah, he just wants to do songs about Epstein
[00:16:40] You know whose name you won't find Ronnie James do I was never allowed on the plane
[00:16:57] And the Dave must ain't on the plane, but they wouldn't let me
[00:17:03] Oh, yeah, Dave Mustaine would be on the plane. Yeah, yeah, I heard this guy Jeffrey Epstein is a really cool guy
[00:17:11] A couple of people he's like doing a show a lot of I've just wanted to say San Diego
[00:17:18] Jeffrey Epstein a guy at a bar told me that he's innocent
[00:17:23] So we're we're doing this for the struggle against the justice system. Oh
[00:17:30] Yeah, black and Jeffrey Epstein's lives matter
[00:17:34] Yeah, some shirts that say black it with a little asterisk lives matter
[00:17:47] Pursuant to title a section one Jeffrey Epstein's his life is also included in the bulk purchase of every black life
[00:17:55] Please read the fine text this small black print
[00:18:02] Fuck when you suck the dick of lightning when you suck lightning
[00:18:21] Uh, originally we were gonna call the song below the lightning, but Kirk said that that sounded kind of gay
[00:18:28] And I didn't even really think about it until he said it. It was like, yeah rides probably better than below the lightning
[00:18:35] Yeah, there was a CEO it was gonna be suck off the light. Yeah, it was gonna be called let the lightning come in your mouth
[00:18:41] As a CEO a guy a guy called me and he said he's a CEO at a prison and will be a cool song for Metallica to do is
[00:18:49] Is is let the lightning fuck your mouth, which is what the guys on death row say?
[00:18:57] I was imagining the other day like a guy on death row and he's got 45 minutes left told his execution and then he
[00:19:03] Before going to be executed rapes a guy that's in there in prison for like a DUI
[00:19:11] You get your last meal they should just let you free in general pop with some blue shoes
[00:19:16] Yeah to get one last not one last night off one last country bust
[00:19:25] And all I want is that one last country bust
[00:19:29] One last country bust now. That's a fucking country. That's a that's an album right there. Yeah, you could have a
[00:19:36] You could be about losing love and stuff. No, it's not being on death row. Oh
[00:19:41] Oh you threw you threw because you have a small farm and you threw a bunch of
[00:19:48] Mexican America well, I guess illegal you blame the field workers for stealing your job. So you throw them into
[00:19:56] like a tractor or something and you kill them and then you get one last country bust you're allowed to
[00:20:05] Well, they're serving I guess biscuits you're allowed any butt in gen pop
[00:20:10] You're allowed to get fuck whatever butt you can get your little fucking and you're a farmer
[00:20:14] So you're like strong you're strapping. Why don't
[00:20:18] Prisoners like just tattle tale shy a little buff is if you're getting raped all the time
[00:20:22] I think because the guards will rape you
[00:20:25] Take it to the top take it to the warden peanut butter Falcon say I'm sick of getting raped the trailer for this
[00:20:31] No, what's shy with a retarded guy. Oh, he's retarded. Oh
[00:20:38] Okay, I was trying to figure out what was going on
[00:20:42] Yes, it's shy of a buffet a mentally disabled man. Yeah, I think shy of fucks the guys mom or something or sister. Yeah
[00:20:52] Don't miss the film critics are calling laugh out loud heartfelt and thrilling
[00:20:56] 100% fresh rotten tomatoes. Wow shy with the fucking comeback. I love that like criticism is just
[00:21:04] Transformed entirely now into like numbers. Yeah, it's like don't tell me anything other than a percentage
[00:21:11] Yeah, it's like makes it like sports or something the sweetest damn film
[00:21:16] This is just radio for white people which was also for white people, but
[00:21:23] I'm an over reserved judgment, but my my peanut butter Falcon my spidey senses are tangling although I do like shy
[00:21:30] I've always like shy always I always thought he was a very talented actor even when he was at his craziest even
[00:21:38] He really he really made something out of that movie fury which was just a complete piece of shit with like over the top
[00:21:45] Performances left and right by like John Bernthal. I really just don't everybody sucks that guy's dick. Who's John Bernthal? He plays the
[00:21:54] Hick in that movie and then he's also in
[00:22:04] He's yes, he's the pill dealer in Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, he's good. He is good
[00:22:09] But it's like his last name's Bernthal. Yeah, he's a little bit too like big in his like
[00:22:17] Performance, you know what I mean John Bernthal in a way where in a way where like there's other actors that can do that and it
[00:22:27] He like bites off a little bit more than he can chew like Gary Oldman does the same thing Gary Oldman gets very involved in
[00:22:36] Extends the role beyond what it should be you know what I mean?
[00:22:40] Like Bernthal gives you a memorable performance, but it's a guy like wow look at how much he's committing to this character
[00:22:46] Oh, yeah, he was good in fucking suck dickio. Sicario
[00:22:50] He had a small part in that yeah, I mean he's not a bad actor
[00:22:53] It's just often it's like he's just takes it a little too far and it takes me out of the limo
[00:22:57] Yeah, well it takes me out of the movie push it to the limit
[00:23:00] You know what about John suck these balls?
[00:23:06] What do you think Adams Adams ignoring the show eating candy I just didn't want to choose the mic
[00:23:12] Well, could you say something I answer a question what about John suck dick at all suck these balls?
[00:23:18] Okay, what about John orinthal James Simpson? That's good. Yeah
[00:23:23] And he's like I can't wait to kill my wife
[00:23:39] So it's orinthal James do it's John Bernthal, but as an over actor he's playing he's like yeah
[00:23:48] Just thought you know, maybe the character could be could be do okay, okay the director's like, okay
[00:23:55] Okay, now I know we came to orinthal James do by accident sort of but why not just have it be that guy?
[00:24:04] You know this is one of my most challenging
[00:24:13] OJ and Ronnie James do and I pull and I John Baron fall play him. Yeah
[00:24:21] Well, I don't I do like burn thought it's just sometimes it's not
[00:24:28] He's doing a little too much for you. Yeah, I don't know
[00:24:30] I don't know I don't want to say he's a bad actor because he's definitely not but it's like he's not a guy
[00:24:34] I really have an opinion either way about right. It's like he's almost there. He's like almost
[00:24:40] It's like almost I thought it was pretty good in Wolf of Wall Street as the Guido was good in the quailoo dealer
[00:24:45] Yeah, but that's another part that I think I see what you're saying Nick
[00:24:48] He does shine when the thing is kind of over the top. Yeah, but then when he has to just play a regular ass guy
[00:24:54] He's bringing that he's bringing that heat. He's really good in Sicario though
[00:24:58] He almost killed a lady or some she's about the fucker or some shit
[00:25:04] You guys fuck with Sicario. Yeah, I never saw a day of the soldata
[00:25:08] I just saw it was not as not as good as Sicario and Elio watching it together. No, I'm dude Nick
[00:25:15] Got it on one see mission impossible three, but I'll just like no
[00:25:19] Let's watch this and it actually kind of flopped is MI three the one with
[00:25:23] Uh, it's also yeah veterans love Bernthal cuz he's the Punisher. Yep
[00:25:30] The Punisher counts as a troop. I guess. He's inspired so many the asshole Punisher
[00:25:37] Yeah, how about thirst responders and it's like yeah, I went down there
[00:25:40] I knew there was gonna be women ready to have sex at the town
[00:25:46] It's like a plane full of women wanting dick
[00:25:59] So horny they just flew the plane into the building because I wanted to get there as fast as possible right yeah, yeah
[00:26:05] Okay. Yeah, that's an interesting they weren't trying to kill anyone. They didn't have honey matters
[00:26:10] They were part of a group called the box cutters
[00:26:12] We're Indian men that we'd go around cutting a license pants. Yeah, yeah to get to their box
[00:26:27] The caps flooding down dead man, I drive you home, baby
[00:26:34] We should do a Quentin Tarantino esque alternate history. Yeah where it's Indian City 9 11. Yeah Romeo dialer
[00:26:41] Yeah, the finest Romeo dialers got together to fly a plane
[00:26:45] Something to consider starring John burnt all
[00:26:50] Yeah, I'm from fucking India you got a problem with that
[00:26:55] You got a fucking problem in being from India
[00:26:57] I will I did want to fuck the sis as a child
[00:27:00] I wanted to fuck the sister from even Stevens
[00:27:03] Shaya conversation. Yeah, I don't even know what that show it was on the Disney Channel Disney Channel
[00:27:09] Dude, you know, we're shy. I gotta start you don't know beans from the Disney Channel
[00:27:13] No, I don't know the Disney Channel. Wow watch it Nick didn't have cable because of Dan Schneider
[00:27:18] It's not because I didn't have cable. That was like the loading. I made it at both of them
[00:27:24] Disney never raped psych then I didn't watch it because of some other reason that involves that
[00:27:33] Because you were a broke little bitch. No because I had principles
[00:27:41] I guess one of the one of the Dan Schneider girls was god damn it was
[00:27:46] Going off on Dan Schneider on Instagram. Oh really? Oh, yeah, who big time?
[00:27:51] I don't know because again. I don't know anything about the show nice. Oh, I know a girl from I car leaders
[00:27:57] I know I know as a Dan Schneider is Adam your race and stuff your width. Mmm. He's like that
[00:28:05] No, you guys have a similar no. Yeah, I'm much more vital than Dan
[00:28:11] I have a spirit that he lasts the doc. We've got a doctor online to call in. Hey
[00:28:22] No, I am I am more vital. No, first of all we spoke earlier me and so I'm stopped
[00:28:28] I don't know this man. He doesn't even know what vinyls are I do know tell you and I wasn't saying my vital signs
[00:28:35] I have a vitality the Dan Schneider the child molester lacks
[00:28:39] Yeah, but you wouldn't say you're a wadaviv. We've looked at his wadaviv. That's not a medical
[00:28:46] Yeah, we've got his swaddaviv up here on the computer. No, we're okay fine. What does it say? It says your gay
[00:28:55] Fuck it says you're both gay and your swaddaviv is less than Dan Schneider. No, it is not you take that back
[00:29:02] I can't take it back. I'm a doctor. Yes, you can doctor at the Mayo Clinic. Look at this
[00:29:06] No, I did not pick that hospital because I thought it was mayonnaise why he picked
[00:29:14] Say it I didn't pick it for that reason. I didn't come in and was confused and where's the man is in your chart
[00:29:20] I thought they were helmets mayonnaise packets and you do you said your insurance was chicken cord on blue cross
[00:29:40] You mistakenly identified your insurance as blue cheese blue shield
[00:29:44] I never I have Metro plus we had we asked you
[00:30:07] It's all true. I'm sorry. It's all here in the chart. So, you know what I have actually hold on I'm a mom nicks doctor
[00:30:12] And we only have one line. I'm from a different hospital
[00:30:18] The one right by Adam was born in St. John's I was the we asked that one. We don't have to keep saying that
[00:30:28] We handle the birth of gay men and the adult care of even gay or men and that's why Adam and Nick both go here and
[00:30:36] And Nick's gay also as a gay man, I need constant care
[00:30:43] I need to go to the doctor constantly and that's why I trust St. John's Hospital in Los Angeles
[00:30:53] It's not true that's not where I was born
[00:30:57] I know that I anything I need from St. John's be it gay medicine
[00:31:03] Or filing with the state of California to get a new birth certificate in listing St. John's Hospital is my
[00:31:10] Hospital, I don't know why you're putting this out into the world
[00:31:18] Number of incredibly unstable listener anyway, yeah in conclusion a
[00:31:24] Much more vibrant than Dan Schneider and I've you said you're more vital though
[00:31:28] I have both you're not though. We heard from your doctor and then you heard from my doctor that all he said was that I was gay
[00:31:34] So he didn't refute anything. Yeah, he did my doctor just seemed to disclose information that should be confidential
[00:31:44] First of all that wasn't my doctor. They may both be bad doctors. You just said so is mine acknowledging that it was your
[00:31:52] So we've established my doctor is telling people that I'm gay which is frankly
[00:31:56] It's fluid and it's a matter of opinion
[00:32:03] Practice I'm not actually gay. Yes, you are. I just go to the heart. I'm being treated for having the flu
[00:32:07] You still have the flu until it's I go heard
[00:32:10] But yeah, if you're not sneezing you're not fucking contagious now, but you are contagious. I'm not contagious. Yes, you are
[00:32:18] What are you sir? You're saying you're gay. No, but we're in the same you call it's my immune system's very strong
[00:32:24] We just heard from the doc title. I'm actually still on the line
[00:32:33] He is gay we checked and he does not have your strain or you actually don't have a straight
[00:32:38] So no, he said you don't have your strain which means that you didn't so you're not contagious
[00:32:43] You may be gay, but you're not contagious Stav is also gay, but from a different
[00:33:02] Put your hands down doctor. This is you're reading from false documents
[00:33:07] This is detective Alonso with internal affairs
[00:33:10] We actually that police officer is gay Wow, I don't understand why
[00:33:24] I got the head of the FBI on the other line dude actually
[00:33:46] This is Jeffrey Epstein I just wanted to say stop as less by talented than Dan Snyder
[00:33:52] I've seen Dan at my island the first time
[00:33:59] I am or vibrant for listen the only reason I'm telling you any of this is because the Clinton's tried to have me killed
[00:34:05] Well, that's something ready to join the resistance
[00:34:09] Jeff welcome to the resistance Jeffrey Epstein
[00:34:18] Fuck Anders Brethic welcome to the resistance who said the guy from
[00:34:24] Wargholics no the guy the Norway shooter that killed all this Muslim kids. Whoa. What the fuck?
[00:34:31] Where did that happen? We talk about it on the show all this
[00:34:36] Did just happen no it happened like I don't know five years ago
[00:34:40] Oh, I mean that was like ten years again
[00:34:42] Here's that why they banned all the gun and then you got PlayStation 2 and he's like escaped with a little boat or something
[00:34:48] Right he for sure has PlayStation 4 by now. He escaped in a little boat, right or something
[00:34:53] I don't know it was like a camp for kids that he shot up
[00:35:05] Eight years ago eight years ago. Yeah, he detonated a van bomb and then shot 69 participants in the workers youth league
[00:35:15] In a summer camp on the island of Yutoya
[00:35:20] Hmm so pretty cool guy I would say no pretty cool guy. Yeah, these uncool. I would say not chill bloke
[00:35:31] I'm just trying to find out if he has ps4 yet. He probably has ps4. What's his PS?
[00:35:45] He should start doing like play with me's they should let him like stream on YouTube
[00:35:54] Let him get into twitch streaming because I guarantee you could easily become part of the gaming community and people just
[00:36:07] What other stuff did you like Shilah buffen Nick?
[00:36:11] Everything I've seen him in he's always been good even like even Shini maniac even shitty movies. He's like great in
[00:36:17] How does that say fury? He was like that was like a decent performance for a movie that likes really sucked
[00:36:23] What happens in fury? It's about like a fucking tank in World War two. Oh, Brad Pitt is like a tank commander. Oh
[00:36:29] You never saw it. Yeah, nice. Yeah, it's him Brad Pitt John Bernthal and I forget the kids name
[00:36:36] Haley Joel Osman Haley Joel Osman. I want to do a six-cent sketch
[00:36:42] Words and you cast you got to get Haley Joel Osman Bruce Willis, but Haley Joel Osman sin bed and he's like
[00:36:53] Then Bruce was like of course Jamie you can tell me whatever you want. He's like I
[00:36:57] See gay people. Yeah, mm-hmm. And then he's like what do you mean like guys holding hands out on the street? He's like
[00:37:08] It's like Bruce Willis and he gets all scared looking sick. Do you see a gay guy right now? He's like yes
[00:37:21] I can't hear you. They want me to think that they're not gay
[00:37:24] Oh reveal at the end of the movie is Bruce Willis goes in his basement and it's filled with like gimp outfits and a bunch of gay stuff
[00:37:30] That's why his wife left is because he's gay
[00:37:35] That's how he finds out. Yeah, I like that. Mm-hmm
[00:37:40] And it's called the gay sense I could know it's called the six cents just the six cents right because they would still be a six
[00:37:49] Well, Haley Joel Osman already can see dead people so it would be a seventh sense
[00:37:56] He's a child. Oh, it's an alternate that can tell everyone people are people are
[00:38:01] Closetate everyone see this scene this mom has to Tony Collette has to take him to a psychiatrist
[00:38:06] Cuz he's struggling in school cuz his teacher is like well looks like you don't have your homework today
[00:38:13] You and he's like faggot Stanley faggot Stanley and the teacher's like that's really not a problem
[00:38:22] Faggot Stanley and then they sent him to the office got emotional problem
[00:38:27] Yeah, and this is like you know, they're like your son's got yeah your son's got emotional problems
[00:38:31] He's kept yelling faggot Stanley the teacher and
[00:38:34] The birthday party kept calling kids faggot until they locked him in a closet
[00:38:40] Yeah, that's got legs man. Yeah, I think it's more than a sketch
[00:38:43] I think you have to do a shot for shot remake entire movie
[00:38:46] Let's get M night Shama Muma on the phone and see if he's willing to
[00:38:54] Really just essential. I think he would be you think he's a baby journal kind of guy
[00:39:02] He could just be tan I think he's from Philly. He's from Philly. He's a big Sixers fan. That's why all of his films take place there
[00:39:09] They do yeah, they're all take place in Philly signs. That's in a farm
[00:39:13] That's on a farm, but six senses in Philadelphia
[00:39:17] The village is on a farm too. Yeah, but they're Amish. So it's close. Yeah
[00:39:23] Lady in the water the water is that's a Skype or this
[00:39:35] Do you need to write that movie where will Smith and his son are on alien planet?
[00:39:42] He made the last airbender. Did that take place in Philly? Yeah, yeah
[00:39:47] In a little Japan a little Tokyo and downtown Philadelphia Southeast
[00:39:54] Everyone knows about that. Yeah, that's where meek Milles from damn
[00:39:58] I kind of want to just walk around that writing terminal
[00:40:01] Walk around what that writing terminal the bus station you went out where they got those snacks never the different
[00:40:07] I haven't been there. I don't think oh, yeah, they got like Dutch
[00:40:12] Like Amish pop-up shop. It's like art. What is it city point or decal mark?
[00:40:18] Okay, it's like a market. It's like an indoor market. Yeah
[00:40:22] It's kind of lame idea. It's similar to an Amish. I would love they have Amish it there. Yeah
[00:40:26] I want the decal market. No not the decal market sucks dude. I like it. No, it's shitty all the food sucks
[00:40:33] It's just nice sign the hand rule place is good. They got a cat's is there too. That's pretty good
[00:40:39] No, it's not as good as that okay and cats isn't even like it's like $42 for a sandwich. It's too much. It's so much
[00:40:50] Fuck you and the original location has to be that expensive because like the rents through the roof and all those all those meat-cutting guys are like
[00:40:57] Yeah, they are so they're yeah, they're fucking margins cats is margins are bullshit most of the delis have shut down
[00:41:06] Well, it's not cuz they're union no it's because of like it's just
[00:41:10] Margins to margins on Texas barbecue product aren't that Texas barbecue made that meat extremely fucking expensive where it used to be just cheap
[00:41:18] So brisket brisket became like way more popular because the Texas barbecue and beef prices went up
[00:41:24] Well delis are like unsustainable. That's why it was like only Carnegie and fucking cats is it we're still a smart move
[00:41:33] Anti-Semitism dude. Yeah, you take their meat and make it make it a bullshit Texas way. It's violence
[00:41:39] It's violence against Jews. Yeah. Yeah, it's a second Holocaust
[00:41:44] Yeah, although honestly of the daddy piece of brisket
[00:41:47] So much better than dumbass. Yeah, that's true man. We should did we have we've been the lock heart?
[00:41:54] Go to we should go in a little barbecue trip. I would love to do a little Texas
[00:42:02] Show in Austin. Do you want to go actually? Yeah, like next week for a day or two? Oh, no
[00:42:07] I was saying like we should not next week. Why I got shit to do baby
[00:42:12] But we should fucking do a show in Austin and get some fucking BBQ
[00:42:15] I'm not I'm not for vacations dude. I got I got a strict schedule to adhere to I'm you know
[00:42:25] You're about to get jacked your best. I'm gonna start doing yoga
[00:42:29] You're gonna start doing yoga. I'm gonna start doing yoga get flexible. I
[00:42:33] Try I didn't you even tie your shoes. Yes. I can't very easily. Okay. I can tie my shoes so easily
[00:42:43] Take my shoes off I tie them loosely and then I
[00:42:49] Brace myself on two surfaces and I slowly over the course of about 15 minutes
[00:42:56] Everybody else what do you mean? Well, how do I tell what's my method? Yeah?
[00:43:00] Just like just like everybody else he puts his shirt on one leg
[00:43:08] You put your legs through the neck hole yep pull it up
[00:43:14] That's right slip your arms down through it you should just get like a like a spray booth and
[00:43:24] That would be awesome get hosed down at the end of every day
[00:43:29] You just have like an artist like make like a
[00:43:35] Sips I'm in a business meeting with a suit painted on me. You just see my dick so clearly
[00:43:41] Well, no, even if you were completely no you would see my day very clearly would not be seen it would hang down nicely
[00:43:52] It's big well not big but big enough to be seen
[00:44:02] Yeah, I don't mean to brag but you can see my penis naked. I know my doctor is not on the line
[00:44:08] Oh, I don't know what you're talking about. This is Franklin Cutlass. I'm I work at the observatory
[00:44:27] Don't know this but the base is basically just big glasses
[00:44:36] The boss of the telescope is called the optometrist is that real?
[00:44:41] We have the the telescope pointed at stocks penis as we speak and we've got nothing
[00:44:47] Yes, you do the first of all work you even see the black hole hold on let me hold the phone up to the machine
[00:44:53] Oh, so you can tell it's completely flatlined
[00:45:05] My dick is so small without regis so my
[00:45:17] I've checked it all my colleagues and all the all the instruments are dialed incorrectly
[00:45:28] That's we use that as a control that's we're just picking dicks of random
[00:45:34] Okay, we'll point it back in mind just to check no
[00:45:39] I'm sorry, dude. My dick is dead and small anyways
[00:45:43] We got to go back to looking at stars because this caught it cost ten thousand dollars to lose a machine
[00:45:47] Well, that's fucked up sir dude Nick you got some weird friends. I've got cool. I've got friends in cool places
[00:46:00] Your doctor my doctor optometrist at the prospect park zoo observatory
[00:46:09] Two places that make sense together and exist separately
[00:46:13] They got there's a prospect park zoo is there yeah for sure is there yeah, no yeah, there is Central Park
[00:46:20] They have a botanical garden. I know that they have a zoo. There is a prospect park zoo. It's probably such a part as a zoo
[00:46:27] I know that but central parks well actually it's not bigger is it yeah, it is central is bigger than prospect
[00:46:32] I think so I think prospects bigger is just not as you know not as much action
[00:46:36] You know Eastern Parkway was the first Parkway ever is that so that's where the term Parkway comes from because it goes to the park to the park
[00:46:47] I never noticed you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
[00:46:50] It's like yeah cuz they mean different things you fucking idiot
[00:46:53] Because the words come from a place well, you know, that's a hack bit now
[00:46:57] But the first time someone said that that probably fucking set the world ablaze, dude. Yeah
[00:47:02] Mm-hmm first time you ever considered that there is a stabbing spree in California
[00:47:09] Where many people died? I don't know but it's like it's funny cuz I remember you know growing up everyone's like, huh?
[00:47:15] You're a fucking loser. You don't have any friends and you spend a bunch of time alone
[00:47:18] But then you get older and it's like wow look what going outside and socializing people got you now
[00:47:23] You're getting shot up and murdered and stabbed. Oh, no, I'm playing switch in my apartment
[00:47:31] Meanwhile there's different fucking containers. I maintain a yeah, I maintain a
[00:47:38] Friendly correspondence with the optometrist at this right?
[00:47:42] I'm filling up numerous deer park bottles with piss. Yes, because I don't even feel like getting up to go to my bathroom
[00:47:49] Well, you never know when you're gonna need it a bottle of piss. Yeah
[00:47:53] for self-defense reasons for self-defense reasons
[00:47:56] We're drug tests. Oh, you can sell your piss. I just I remember there's a comic Mac Lindsay that would like
[00:48:06] One time he came over and I filled up like a large Starbucks like the biggest size like
[00:48:14] To go cup with the straw like to the brim with piss
[00:48:19] Yeah, whenever you piss it all you don't realize how much you piss just handed him like you know
[00:48:25] Whatever that was like fucking two liters. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like
[00:48:35] Yeah, you just have diabetes from a frappuccino. They're like your blood sugar so high. It's a fuck
[00:48:42] There was a some like I don't know if it was a football or basketball player
[00:48:47] He got caught because he was using his fucking he got his girlfriend to piss. Yeah for him
[00:48:52] They just she was like pregnant or some shit or yeah, like a fucking she's on pregnancy men's some kind of yes
[00:49:02] Dumbass you have to take breast control medicine. No, okay. Why would I do that breast control to keep them down or to keep them down
[00:49:15] You don't need to get angry. I'm pretty fucking peeved apart. I just
[00:49:19] Was okay good number one dude cool. There was no doctor number two
[00:49:25] The optometrist is not real and now you're asking me about breast control medicine. I was just asking I've never
[00:49:31] Took about folks. Yeah, I'm sure it's it's in clinical trials over already
[00:49:37] There was two guys in the train that looked like you they're big fat bald guys and they were saying I just recently started taking breast control
[00:49:44] I think you miss heard that. I don't think that's a real medicine. I heard them. They're like I'm so glad I did
[00:49:51] I can't wait to recommend this other guys like us
[00:49:54] I have nothing I thought as your friend. I thought of you first well naturally
[00:49:59] I have little like for my body type little titties. Mm-hmm. We'll admit for as fat as I am my titties are pretty small
[00:50:08] Uh from certain angles. I guess. Yeah, come on guys. You've seen fatter guy
[00:50:14] Less fat guys with bigger titties than me. You will admit that. Let's say let's put it this way
[00:50:18] It could be worse. Yes, it could be worse. It could be worse, but it couldn't really be better
[00:50:24] It could be better. It could be better at this particular weight. No, it couldn't. I have the lowest
[00:50:31] titty to stomach ratio of an obese man that you've ever
[00:50:33] Reg you regularly always admit that yeah, I say I've yes. I admit regular obesity
[00:50:39] I'm on the record as being pretty diabetic and regular obese
[00:50:49] Classifications my titties are as little as they could be I
[00:50:54] I'm glad we're on a silent agreement on this I wish to talk to your doctor about that problem
[00:51:01] But first of all that wasn't my doctor. I'm in need of you when I can't I'm thinking about how they should just get rid of three
[00:51:08] Musketeers the candy bar it's fucked up because it's like you it's no one ever wants to have a Milky Way
[00:51:13] And then you're like all right. This is the bad one. I don't even like Milky Way's Milky Way's are better than three musketeers
[00:51:23] But the peanut gives it texture fuck peanuts and Milky Way's too soft
[00:51:28] No, I think this is just your breast control medicine. I'm not on breast control medicine
[00:51:34] It's your breast control medicine acting up. I'm not having a breast flare up right now
[00:51:44] From time to time your kids will be huge
[00:51:47] Take your prescribed three milky ways and a three musketeers for that. Yeah, and they'll go right back to normal
[00:51:53] It would be it would be funny to randomly get just full double D's for like 30 minutes
[00:52:00] Yeah, we got a we got to update the podcast and equipment. Yeah, what are we gonna get?
[00:52:05] No, what I'm thinking about doing is getting like
[00:52:09] Some just like a small either net client or like the smallest
[00:52:13] Like mini PC. I can afford and plug it into the TV
[00:52:17] Okay, get it like an audio interface for that
[00:52:19] That's how it's cool and then build the audio interface into like a coffee table
[00:52:24] Yeah, you've mentioned this though be cool
[00:52:26] Yeah, and that way it's like not taking up a bunch of room in the living room and we just take the zoom on the road or whatever
[00:52:32] Yeah, that's not a big coffee table on the road to yeah, we could bring you just yeah, I'm gonna carry this on
[00:52:39] No, it'll fit bitch. Mm-hmm. I think yeah
[00:52:43] Why don't we just get a Joe Rogan style compound?
[00:52:46] Mm-hmm, and have you ever tried to put your luggage in your pants and my pants. Yeah, just says pretend it's your ass
[00:52:53] Just a general question or is this in the same vein as in my own breast control
[00:53:05] Just walking hard the blame of the double back
[00:53:12] Excuse me excuse me what my ass. Oh damn. I believe you're describing my ass. Thank you
[00:53:21] I'm fat as shit and asking to see it is a fucking discrimination
[00:53:27] I purchased my one ticket as I as I am required to do by law
[00:53:40] Mm-hmm. Thank you very much. Okay, so there's straps hanging out of it
[00:53:45] We can see this okay. Well look bitch. Look. I'm getting with which you wait for when you're fat when you have to take
[00:53:53] Breast control medicine you it's a side effect your ass growing ass straps
[00:53:58] You side effect of my breast control medicine you can take pictures of your ass and see how
[00:54:04] You fucking bitch God what a bitch to me you've been you're a fucking whore now bring me
[00:54:15] Let me speak to the captain keep me the captain
[00:54:18] Keep the little peanuts coming please keep the I would like more bisco or bisco
[00:54:26] You won't be seeing any because I'm eating all of them
[00:54:29] I will have all the bisco yeah the only way you can make up for this gross injustice is by giving me the entire
[00:54:49] With a double back in his pants berating a woman and demanding biscoffs
[00:54:54] Because the police show over the pulley double bag out. It's already filled with bisco
[00:55:01] Hand me that's why I give me back my ass
[00:55:07] He's done this on every flight in the in the airport
[00:55:19] From JetBlue and Delta dude. I love the JetBlue just lets you walk in the back and take shit. Oh, yes
[00:55:25] Yeah, yeah, whatever you want. It's a good airline dude every every fucking airline now
[00:55:32] It's like they give you a price and that's $30 more to not be in a middle seat and to be able to choose your seat
[00:55:38] It's $30 more to even have a seat. It's fucking ridiculous. Yeah
[00:55:44] That's why we need to fucking start our own airline
[00:55:54] Under the umbrella of the big baller brands Trump had an airline
[00:56:02] It's probably pretty good probably very classy. Well run. Yeah, I think it was the old Eastern Airways
[00:56:10] Oh, he bought there used to be way cooler airplanes and shit, dude
[00:56:14] Yeah before 9 11 those fucking motherfuckers really fucked shit up you'd smoke you just have to wear a suit on a plane
[00:56:20] Yep, you'd have to fucking dress up. Yeah to try to finger the steward is to be let on
[00:56:26] Sir all the stewardesses were sluts. Yeah, you could use their pussy like an ashtray
[00:56:37] Yeah, the way they had the scanners now for your phone boarding pass that was a woman's though
[00:56:41] It's crazy that they ended segregation and like all right fine, but it's not gonna be fun anymore
[00:56:46] We're taking all the fun stuff out of things
[00:56:50] You think flying being lame is a direct result of segregation
[00:56:54] No, I'm not saying it's a result. I'm saying that they ended segregation and then they
[00:56:59] Coincidentally also stopped making things fun. It just sucks
[00:57:03] Like if you live pre-segregation you missed out on all the cool shit used to be able to do that's true
[00:57:08] Mm-hmm, you know smoking in the movie theater smoking a big cigar and harassing Nick Nolte's family
[00:57:16] Nick Nolte's family. Yeah from the Cape Fear remake. Oh, I've never saw Cape Fear. Yeah, okay. It's good. Well, there's two
[00:57:24] There's the original this course a zero
[00:57:27] Yeah, De Niro doing a southern accent. That's the remake. That's the remake counselor
[00:57:32] You're original you ever been held down inside of my four black guys by four white guys
[00:57:40] What's the cost of that? No, hold on. Let's think about it for a second counselor
[00:57:54] Is there a rape scene in that no well, yes, but later on yeah, he's like
[00:58:03] What a cost to get this just taking care of
[00:58:06] Get rid of this whole thing. Maybe say $15,000, you know, and then he's like 15 that is not you know
[00:58:12] He does what do you do? What did Nick Nolte deal the movie Nick Nolte put him to J
[00:58:16] He put he sent him to jail. He was not his prosecutors. His defense attorney. Oh, yeah
[00:58:21] He buried evidence at the girl that Robert De Niro raped was promiscuous. Oh
[00:58:29] He was his defense attorney and like he had evidence that would have gotten
[00:58:33] Robert De Niro off because the woman because the girl was promiscuous. Yeah, but he buried the evidence and then
[00:58:40] Like that would get him off of raping her. Yeah, I mean he raped her so he did the right thing
[00:58:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean that's not his job isn't it right? You know
[00:58:49] And yeah, even his friends in the movie are like Jesus you had a responsibility
[00:58:54] Disability I love that that's the plot is smearing a fucking rape. Yeah, that's his job is to get him off
[00:59:07] Yeah, maybe I'll check that one out. I never made it to Cape Fear, you know, yeah, he's a comedy festival
[00:59:15] I used to watch that all the time. I'm repeat. That's the one
[00:59:20] But it was always rented when I worked a blockbuster and I tried to Cape Fear
[00:59:26] I tried to watch all the Scorsese movies mean streets is good. Yeah, that was good, dude. King of Comedy's good, too
[00:59:33] Yeah, the early from the early boys. I like that didn't get Cape Fear
[00:59:38] Taxi driver, you're never gonna believe this. I thought it was good. You thought it was good
[00:59:44] I thought I thought that's what you don't like taxi driver. I thought it was good
[00:59:51] I don't get it. I just watched the I just watched the Marty movie. I never seen before I mean, huh?
[00:59:57] I said you're never gonna believe this in the facetious. Oh
[01:00:01] Have you seen Alice doesn't live here anymore Alice doesn't live here. Yeah, what's that about?
[01:00:07] Some bitch named Alice. Yeah, but she doesn't live here. Yeah, well, yeah some some some chicks husband dies and then
[01:00:14] She basically finds out she's broke so they sell the house
[01:00:18] Her and her son go to drive to California to restart a life
[01:00:23] But then they like run out of money and like end up in in Arizona. It's like it's pretty good, dude
[01:00:28] Did she what I always thought it was like a you know one for the chicks, you know
[01:00:33] Not like a Marty movie like for the fellas, you know where you kill people she wants to be a singer and
[01:00:39] And it's really pathetic because she's a middle-aged woman middle-aged one with a child with a child
[01:00:45] Yeah, so what does she have to sell pussy? No, she starts she dates different scumbags
[01:00:51] And then she ends up dating Chris Chris Jefferson. Oh
[01:00:54] Nice dude who ends up Stevens who's a good guy you stuff Islam. She did you stuff Islam cat Stevens
[01:01:08] No, I legit like a country the same guy he's a country musician and actor
[01:01:17] You thought Chris Chris Jefferson and his cat Stevens and cat Stevens were the same guy
[01:01:21] I really did he thought that his birth his his original name was Chris
[01:01:27] Now that I'm thinking about it. I don't I don't even know what I thought
[01:01:31] Because there was a name change. I always thought he went from Chris Doberson. I
[01:01:39] Don't know, but yeah, I did think it was the same guy to be
[01:01:42] Wait was cats Stevens in the original star is born or was that Chris Chris operation? Yeah, damn
[01:01:49] No, I don't know if that was the original. I think there's no
[01:01:53] The one with barber's tries it yeah, that's really thought so it's got that was a movie is he no no
[01:02:00] He's never been a movie. No, he's I thought Chris your style. He's a folk musician that converted to Islam
[01:02:09] I think he's Greek. You know, it's funny is that uh that like movie a dolphin tail that came out like probably 10 years ago
[01:02:15] Mm-hmm. It was like so like I don't know this story behind it
[01:02:19] But I feel like like the production started in like 1991
[01:02:23] And then the movie didn't get made until 15 years later because it's like it's like it's one
[01:02:28] Like there was a sort of a throwback to that like sea world obsession that like Hollywood had
[01:02:33] 90s with like free willy and flipper and Andre and all that but then it's got like Harry Connick Jr
[01:02:39] And fucking Chris Chris Doberson in it, which is just like
[01:02:43] Such weird guys to cast as like dolphin trainers like a children
[01:02:48] Harry Connick Jr's hilarious. Well, I guess I can see him more than well. I guess I don't know who he's also an
[01:02:57] Chris Chris offers in is like a he's got like a gravelly voice
[01:03:00] Cats even as a high pitch for us even was born Steven the Miteriyar you he's Greek. Well now is you stuff Islam fuck that dude
[01:03:08] Fuck that his name is he was ashamed of he's ashamed of the community ashamed to where he came from the fucker dude
[01:03:15] Hold on. Let me look up what Chris Kristowerson looks like
[01:03:18] He looks like cat Stevens Chris Kristowerson was in blade no
[01:03:30] Holy fuck I'm fucking I am stupid. Yeah, those are two totally different guys
[01:03:39] Every time I heard the name cat even I imagine Chris Chris Doberson
[01:03:50] Whatever dude, they both have beards. I don't know why I thought that
[01:03:56] Chris Kristowson is a strong name though. Yeah, he rocks. It kind of looks like
[01:04:02] Like Tom scarred or Tom bear. Yeah, he does in that in that pick for sure. I
[01:04:08] Gotta go to the city. How you don't I have to talk to my therapist. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's gonna tell me I'm
[01:04:20] Do you have any sexual chemistry with your therapist?
[01:04:24] No, just buddy chemistry that's how it looks like shit now. Let me see
[01:04:34] Look at that. Oh god damn. Yeah, he looked better with the scars. He did
[01:04:41] Yeah, he looks all bloated and fat and Irish. Yeah that red-ass Irish head
[01:04:53] The skin gets the bulbous nose. Yeah, it's a golf ball
[01:05:02] Guess you get bloated from drinking. I don't know all right funny moms coming up this week the 12th of August and
[01:05:10] Then the 19th and the 26th the next three Mondays. I will be in Los Angeles on
[01:05:18] The 29th at the lodge room Tom scarred not looking good
[01:05:22] Yes, it's time where will you be come to Boston next weekend the 16th and 17th
[01:05:31] The Bay Area I'm doing a show on the 24th. It looks like we're adding a midnight show
[01:05:39] Ten o'clock almost sold out eight o'clock is sold out. So by taking to the midnight
[01:05:44] Riding a third show and then Seattle the 29th Portland on the 30th
[01:05:47] And then come to fat Tuesdays every Tuesday at the stand comedy club go support that club. They're fucking they're great
[01:05:55] It's a beautiful. It's a beautiful location and
[01:06:01] Whatever you see us on the streets, okay. Bye guys come downtown for t-shirts