Cum Town | Premium | 09/15/2019
[00:00:00] And we're off hello welcome to come town everybody. This is the premium episode for
[00:00:10] That's right. Mmm. This is I'm in the future. I'm getting my balls licked on a beach
[00:00:14] Yeah, we're gonna be crazy if Will Smith killed himself like Robin Williams because of the genie curse
[00:00:23] Everyone who's played the genie in Aladdin has killed himself. That is yeah. Yeah Robin Williams
[00:00:32] No, no, it's from Broadway. Oh, I'm broad. Oh, that's true. I gave blood man and that is not me. Yeah, I did not describe myself
[00:00:41] Those guys have all killed themselves. Can you imagine it's like that?
[00:00:43] That's sure has been on Broadway forever and then that guy you saw you see him on the posters. Yeah, and they're like
[00:00:51] Donna Guell good news. They're turning Aladdin into a movie. He's like oh my god
[00:00:59] And they're like listen, it's too much. No, you're too gay for you to gay. Yeah, we got will Smith
[00:01:07] Will Smith from Independence Day is gonna do it
[00:01:11] What was the last banger will Smith was in?
[00:01:16] Hancock was not as bad as people said it was I never saw it
[00:01:23] Doesn't he get pussy though? He gets pussy. Oh, yeah, that's his that's his Krypton
[00:01:29] His reverse what's the one where he teaches Kevin James how to get pussy?
[00:01:33] It's a good idea for a superhero. It's kind of a complex. Okay, it's like Superman
[00:01:39] But everyone knows Superman he has Kryptonite, which is a weakness
[00:01:43] But imagine a Superman where instead of Kryptonite making a week it makes him stronger. I love it. Yeah, so he's already super
[00:01:56] Special material that if he's exposed to it. He becomes even stronger. Whoa, and I think that that could be really interesting
[00:02:03] I like that a lot. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of layers. Yeah, it creates
[00:02:09] It's because the concept is what if a man had no weaknesses?
[00:02:12] Mm-hmm, you know, and then he's going around doing whatever he wants. He's having sex with whoever he wants. Oh interesting
[00:02:18] Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, he's taking money, but he's not inherently evil either
[00:02:23] So you can rob banks on Tuesday and the next day he stops a bank robbery and people like what are you doing?
[00:02:28] He's like literally whatever. I don't know man. I don't fucking know. He doesn't care. I have no weaknesses
[00:02:32] I have no weaknesses some days. I feel very guilty, but then I think I'm basically God and no one will bring me down
[00:02:42] Where's the immortal? No, he's immortal. Oh, she can die if he wants, but he doesn't want you yet
[00:02:49] Because that could be this one. Well, as big as he wants. Whoa, he can bend. Yeah, he can bend the very fabric of being
[00:03:01] So basically he's just like it be like if you have if you were playing in the Sims and you get to play as a cheat code in the Sims
[00:03:09] Yeah, right. There's no bad guys. There's no plot conflicts. You just steal your this guy's just wife super
[00:03:18] The any Sims from my neighbors in the Sims because they speak like you know, they're like double about it bad
[00:03:23] But I don't know but I don't but I can't remember if you have a black character is he like
[00:03:28] about who would do bad about a wound bad
[00:03:32] That happened in the game I don't I'm gonna say no, but I'm not positive. All right. I just wanted to check
[00:03:55] Perfect Mandarin everyone's like yep, so jimber absolutely nonsense
[00:04:11] Yeah, I used to be more into Sim City though. Yeah, I was more of a political mind
[00:04:17] My friend had the Sims on his computer and then me and my other friend would go to his house to play it
[00:04:22] We would have to like take turns that sucks. Yeah, because you're the worst take going over
[00:04:28] To play a one player play a one player game
[00:04:30] If it's levels if you switch off at different levels and shit, but the Sims is like you do like 30 minutes each
[00:04:37] And there was some like minor dispute about going over five minutes or whatever and then which
[00:04:43] Turned into I think like a borderline physical fight like you know one of those like fights 11 year olds get in where yeah
[00:04:48] Maybe one punch is thrown. Yeah, and then not speaking for like six months
[00:04:54] Because of the Sims which I don't remember ever like being I don't know how to play the game
[00:04:59] I just remembered that you could like lure people into your house and then put them in like a room with nine
[00:05:05] Ovens in it and then just speed up time until they burn themselves. Yeah
[00:05:08] Yeah, you could you could trap them in a room with no bathroom
[00:05:12] But all is watch them piss themselves to death
[00:05:14] Yeah, all the other like you know if you have multiple people that are playing one game of the Sims you can just lure your friends
[00:05:21] Like daughter to your house and kill their daughter
[00:05:25] Mm-hmm, and then they go to play and they're like what happened to my daughter?
[00:05:28] I'm like oh she burned the death in my house was there was there police in the Sims
[00:05:34] It's a perfect society, right? Oh, you can just murder it's a perfect
[00:05:40] Libertarian society. Yeah, you can fuck as many children as you want you can BTK anyone you want
[00:05:46] You don't need a license to drive a car
[00:05:48] You're some dumb bitch that is blind guess what you get to drive a car. Yeah, it's not the government's liberty
[00:05:57] Asked having to go on part of the problem, but you should come on to and just throw hypotheticals at him
[00:06:07] It's there's a you have a gun, but it's in the baby's pussy. Yeah, you'd be allowed to get it out
[00:06:16] Like the the libertarian idea is that a baby can't consent, right?
[00:06:21] The baby doesn't have any rights because they can't consent so it's property so it's baby's pussy is property and
[00:06:28] Pussy is like a holster because slavery ended. Yeah, you can't declare a human being its property
[00:06:35] So anyone under 18 sort of falls into this public domain
[00:06:38] Mm-hmm sort of property like the happy birthday song. Yeah, so while while you believe that someone even was pussy is like
[00:06:44] a whole why you believe it's white movie someone under 18 can't consent. It's not technically right because they're in
[00:06:54] 18 is that's I think the libertarian that's big. Yeah, I remember they all believe yeah, I remember that's what um
[00:07:00] Gary Johnson was saying. Mm-hmm last that was his big
[00:07:03] His big talking point. Yeah. Yeah, I love that that guy was like I'm gonna stop smoking weed to run from president
[00:07:10] He's like no more weed until this election
[00:07:12] Over you saw so called Trump a pussy. Yeah, that was his big thing. God damn
[00:07:18] Sorry, but Donald Trump's a pussy. I can't wait to fucking just be a libertarian
[00:07:23] Did you see someone said that Donald Trump is like mentally retarded and Kamala Harris said well put really?
[00:07:30] Another trying to say she didn't okay Kamala. Welcome. Okay. I see you Kamala. Come welcome to the crew. I see you Kamala
[00:07:36] Yeah, welcome to the resistance. Mm-hmm. You still have a hard distance. You still you I guess assuming
[00:07:44] Some somebody running for Congress that is like owns a venue and they wouldn't let that
[00:07:51] Retarded or like the down syndrome drag show do a show there. Oh, yeah, they still you're suing them
[00:07:58] They're suing them on behalf of I guess because it's a first amendment issue, but they're also running for Congress
[00:08:03] I there the person also happens to drag queen the retarded. No, no the person
[00:08:09] Dude, I would totally vote for retarded drag 100% the down syndrome drag show. Yeah, let I would rather have them
[00:08:15] Well, actually AOC is my Congress person
[00:08:18] So I fuck with her. No, I'd rather go with the hilarious dude. They be sassy
[00:08:24] That's true. Yeah, they'd have attitude. Mm-hmm. Do you guys see that video of Tulsi Gabbard? What working out?
[00:08:30] No, looked pretty good. Honestly. Yeah, her fucking cheeks are looking nice. Yeah, she's surfing. She surfs too
[00:08:42] Whoa, what was that? Yeah, they turn off automatically
[00:08:46] The kitchen lights turn off and on automatically. Yeah, and their motion sensed. Yeah, they're emotion sensors
[00:08:53] So they know you're in here because you're thinking about like guys and getting like
[00:09:00] How can the lights know what it has an emotion sensor? Oh, it's an emotion
[00:09:04] So when you come in here and you're like, oh the mail man. He's so cute
[00:09:08] It's a way by imagining us like living in his truck. I'm a male
[00:09:13] We turn the truck into a tiny house. We have a be it we do one of those like
[00:09:17] miniature living conversions on his mail truck
[00:09:20] We just drive the Yosemite and we just have
[00:09:23] We just kiss and then on a geyser and then I put my ass on top of a geyser
[00:09:30] And the lights are like turning lights off
[00:09:33] This shit is too gay the lights must be turned off now
[00:09:38] Please leave the apart please stop thinking the gay shit and listen the lights can go off
[00:09:45] I'm not gonna listen to some issues Adam gay. No, don't oh
[00:10:17] Twice, dude, dude, dude, you know, that's a fake tape or something twice come on bro. Hey, Siri is Adam gay. Yes
[00:10:40] Yeah, whatever series faulty everyone knows that
[00:10:43] No, well, I think they're working on a new patch
[00:10:48] To make her even more right what did she is right now, which is very
[00:10:58] I had a big-ass seafood lunch. How you feeling you had dinner?
[00:11:02] The cat yeah, let's get the cat on the cat on the day. I see what she says here. Come on make noise come on
[00:11:09] Yeah, she's kind of quiet usually. Yeah, I haven't actually I think I've only heard her meow once
[00:11:18] She growls a street does she purr? Yeah, you make that pussy purr. She's purring right now. She's always purring
[00:11:27] She's a good cat. Yeah, it is she's a good cat. Yeah after getting fixed. She's been a lot better
[00:11:32] You gotta fucking suit her up that pussy. Yeah, she got a little fat though. Oh
[00:11:36] Yeah, well, what does she have to live for? Yeah, you know, she's not getting she can't get dick anymore
[00:11:42] Yeah, well, what do they do they sell the pussy up like that?
[00:11:49] Oh someone post-menopausal or something. Yeah, let me know somebody like that
[00:12:09] But yeah, I agree I mean I support you. Yeah, I don't know why I support you. I don't know who you're talking about
[00:12:30] The answer is yes, I've heard a bunch that that's true
[00:12:34] Go ahead that's true and his dick is small it's small and gay
[00:12:46] Thanks Siri that's freaking that's freaking check though
[00:13:02] My guy ice cream ice cream ice cream paint job
[00:13:09] Gay on the air side straight on the outside
[00:13:11] Ice cream ice cream ice cream paint job. Oh, yeah, do a suck dick time what do I fuck good? Yep? Yep? Mm-hmm?
[00:13:27] Have a straight sex. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one sure. That's my that's their love it dude
[00:13:33] I'm shit dude. I think about pussy fucking I might I actually might start thinking about pussy in a second here
[00:13:38] Yeah, now that you reminded me get in a minute or two. I'm gonna start thinking I'm actually gonna start thinking about it any minute now
[00:13:45] In fact, I was gonna I was gonna clean some stuff around the house, but I think I'm gonna sit here thinking about pussy
[00:13:50] Yeah, I'm gonna just think about pussy. Yeah, any just right my it's all about
[00:13:58] Let's all think about pussy at the same time
[00:14:02] Oh my god, dude, I stuff is I can't get it. I'm right now. I'm like visualizing it
[00:14:07] Yeah, actually like I love it's visualization. I'm actually thinking about it right now. I'm seeing the pussy cheeks
[00:14:12] Yeah, I'm seeing the little pussy the balls
[00:14:18] Yeah, the all the good real parts of the pussy that I know and love
[00:14:29] Yeah, I frequently think about stuff like that
[00:14:40] Damn, how about all the centennial brown drama that happened last week. Yeah, well as a Raider fan
[00:14:46] How do you feel Adam? We've really come to expect the most dysfunctional
[00:14:51] Team in football and congratulations to the Patriots on their Tom Brady's seventh Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome
[00:15:04] Fuck the Patriots, but fuck the Steelers more so yeah like Instagram like geo tags places or whatever
[00:15:09] Yeah, and you click on the place and then you just see everybody taking I like going because
[00:15:14] You know you see like a girl like holding the sunset at a beach
[00:15:18] Oh, yeah, click on the beach and it's like 15 other women who look exactly like
[00:15:24] Yeah, but sometimes you can see one of their nipples. Yeah, well
[00:15:27] I thought there's some beach I clicked on there's one picture of like a big fat girl wearing this like big sun hat or whatever
[00:15:33] And then the comments are all like just the fire emoji from other
[00:15:38] Fat woman. Yeah, yeah, then one like gay guy that just rough
[00:15:49] My god your eyelashes. Oh my god. Oh, that's such a great watch. I
[00:16:07] Geo tag it you click it's her and then it's like and you just see like other people's pictures like damn look at this fucking bitch
[00:16:22] We try to have a nice time at the beach, but some fat bitch was blocking out the sun. Yeah taking weird
[00:16:35] Salute to the community though, you know
[00:16:40] People will jack off to you at any size and that's something to remember. Yeah, mm-hmm unless you're ugly
[00:16:47] That is the that is the catch with body positivity
[00:16:50] Yeah, yeah, it's a bad face if your face is truly bad body
[00:16:55] You got to have one attribute you got to be bringing something to the table
[00:16:59] Yeah, one or two and if your face is really fucked up and your body's bad
[00:17:03] Suck learn how to suck dick or eat pussy really good
[00:17:07] Or be a good listener or something, but that's not gonna cut it either really yeah
[00:17:11] And honestly sucking dick and eating pussy you got to get in the door first somehow so yeah
[00:17:16] I guess get that's why people get rich just jam your foot in there dude put when they call they say sorry no soliciting you just
[00:17:23] Ram your foot right in that door jam. Mm-hmm. You go. Well, I'm not done yet. I'm actually not I'm hideous
[00:17:30] And I'm not done. I'm not done speaking and you will I learned how to get good at eating pussy
[00:17:48] In a black t-shirt and khakis trying to get pussy
[00:17:55] Hello, may I have some pussy, please ma'am may I may I have a face to the matter?
[00:18:00] Do you think if you went and you asked?
[00:18:02] Just you kept saying may I have pussy yeah, that was my method when I was like you know
[00:18:09] How it literally boom power how long do you think it would take you to fuck?
[00:18:12] I mean I didn't know any better depends where you were the night fuck is a teenager because I would say shit to girls like
[00:18:18] Do you want to have sex? I mean like I wish I had that in me. I was so scared. Yeah, I was like do you want to fuck?
[00:18:26] That's where the autism and then it was like surprising there was like multiple girls that were like
[00:18:38] Like I remember reading something online that was like yeah girls also want to fuck and I was like, huh?
[00:18:43] I guess I didn't think about it. Yeah, I didn't know that until like 26. Yeah, they actually wanted to I
[00:18:48] Didn't think they smoked weed without guys there
[00:18:54] I was like, what's the point? Why would they try to impress?
[00:18:59] Smoking weed you're telling me that you and your four girlfriends all smoked weed together without guys there. That's because you're a misogynist
[00:19:05] Yeah, I was a misogynist when I was like 60 you're still a misogynist. I'm a sexist not a misogynist. Oh, is there a difference?
[00:19:14] Yeah, I don't hate women. I just don't think that they're you
[00:19:19] I'm glad you're being honest. Well me. I'm a feminist. That doesn't bother me as much as you're dishonesty
[00:19:24] When am I dishonest? Well when if you tried to frame it as if you weren't sexist
[00:19:29] I think I am sexist. I think most people are if they're gonna be perfectly honest. I know okay short
[00:19:35] There's probably a baseline of sexes and that most people have I'd say that you're further
[00:19:40] Into this sexist. I just think you should be able to hit some most people are most people are racist sure
[00:19:46] I would say it's not sexist to think you should be able to hit women interesting. Yeah. Yeah, I would disagree with that
[00:19:52] You shouldn't I mean you shouldn't hit women. I agree if you hit a woman you say well I could hit a man too
[00:19:59] So I'm that's equality, but in terms of just like arguing about it. It's like
[00:20:04] You know, it's like you know like should you be able to you think it's all right?
[00:20:09] It's like I guess I don't care you know, it's like should you be able to hit a woman? It's like yeah, probably
[00:20:15] But I wouldn't do it and you probably shouldn't either
[00:20:18] I think you both you shouldn't have an assault rifle and you shouldn't yeah
[00:20:22] I don't know that's I don't know if I even really that example is it's like I don't care if some guy had an assault rifle
[00:20:31] I I probably just won't do business with that guy. Right. Yeah, I don't want to hang you will
[00:20:35] I will not be selling you advertisements on my podcast. Yeah, you have an assault rifle actually we will we actually we totally
[00:20:44] If the no matter where my light company
[00:20:48] Is you know, it's so funny. That is true dude gun gun rights activists are like
[00:20:54] They're better at this game than fucking anyone because it's like
[00:20:58] The liberal response is like why are you arguing about what it stands for?
[00:21:03] Because it stands for assault rifle and they're like no it doesn't they're like yes
[00:21:07] It does and it's like well they've just dragged you back into the argument. I know in two seconds
[00:21:12] It's awesome. Yeah, you're you can't escape that argument. Yeah, why and why?
[00:21:17] Yeah, why do you feel the need to be right on a technicality? Yeah, and just like the shit is killing people
[00:21:23] That's the fucking yeah, it's made for war
[00:21:26] Yeah, it's made for wars to kill a lot of people with I know
[00:21:31] They really are good man. Yeah, well, it's funny. It's because like it's not
[00:21:35] Like it's a different gun. It just looks like the military one, but like the AR 15
[00:21:41] Yeah, yeah, so the purpose of it is like I mean, I don't know. I'm sure some gun fag could tell you what like yeah
[00:21:47] It fits in your ass better than a fucking
[00:21:52] Yeah, whatever no, it's like I mean it all boils down to the same thing
[00:21:56] It's like it looks cool. It's like yeah, I like to like a lot of
[00:22:00] Guy when I go to a fucking you know range, but it's like I don't like it's cosplay
[00:22:04] Yeah, it's like you're not like are people hunting fucking deer with that
[00:22:08] I mean there was that guy that said like what am I supposed to do when you know 40 feral hogs?
[00:22:12] Yeah, that was funny show up on my farm and it's like you know what honestly
[00:22:15] It's like that probably is a situation where you need to solve rifle. It's like how often are you being overrun by hogs?
[00:22:25] That if that happens yeah more than once every six months. Yeah, then fine
[00:22:30] Yeah, I mean you can have one of you in your you and your other
[00:22:34] Friends or victims of hog violence need to start some kind of awareness campaign
[00:22:39] You know write a tv show like the wire that's all about people like
[00:22:44] How the system it has isn't adequate when it comes to dealing with hog problems or whatever
[00:22:49] Mm-hmm. Do they have feral hogs like that? I know texas like
[00:22:54] When I was there a couple years ago. It's like though though like they're like, please kill these hogs
[00:23:01] They do like a pigs in like two generations will go back to just being hogs. That's for whatever. Oh tight
[00:23:08] Yeah, and they're like that's what the movies about dude with Tim Allen and James Roadhog
[00:23:16] It's about men who you think they're pigs, but actually they're come wild hogs. They're come wild hogs. Now. Do they grow tusks and shit? Yeah
[00:23:25] Fuck yes, dude. They get like they get like
[00:23:29] Woolie they got like black hair. Yeah pigs have hair. Yeah, but it's pink
[00:23:35] Not all little and blonde some pigs are black
[00:23:38] Yeah, but if they become a hog and what do hogs taste like is hog meat good?
[00:23:44] I'm sure it's like similar. You know what it's funny. It's poor people. He bore
[00:23:49] same shit, you know the story about like
[00:23:54] Pigs were naturally like very fat. Oh, yeah, very fatty my boys and then in the fucking
[00:24:07] All these like anti-fat ad campaigns or whatever so they took the fat out of everything just because like yeah, you know
[00:24:13] That's what they thought was hiding. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:24:16] And uh so they bred pigs to be really fucking lean
[00:24:20] So they could market pork as the other white meat being like a lean meat
[00:24:26] Like it tastes like lean pork tastes like absolute dog. Yeah. Yeah, right. It's dry shit
[00:24:31] Yeah, thank you and then like fucking 20 years ago people are like bacon, you know
[00:24:37] And they got like obsessed with fatty pork again
[00:24:39] It's not their fuck because they've made all the pigs like lean and beefy damn
[00:24:44] How they just left pigs alone they were many fat boys did not get pussy. Yeah, they Brett
[00:24:49] They didn't let those guys fuck at all. Yeah, we should have let the fat boys. Yeah, that is true
[00:24:54] It's like when when fat women are like, you know in the 20s women my size were considered beautiful and it's like yeah
[00:25:02] In the 20s black people had that in the 20s people were
[00:25:09] People were making public arguments for putting juice and gas
[00:25:14] Yeah, it was a lot to change sister. Yeah. Yeah, it was yeah, definitely a worse time people people like you
[00:25:25] Yeah, do you think people weren't getting pussy off of instagram? Maybe that's the problem
[00:25:30] Dude everyone was so angry and racist because everybody was fetish. Yeah, because all the women were big
[00:25:36] Somehow big women got in control of everything and they're like you gotta fuck us or whatever and all the guys are like
[00:25:44] Have a world war maybe two of them two world wars
[00:26:00] No, I think that's probably what happened
[00:26:06] There's a lot less shaving everyone had more body
[00:26:09] Hock girl summer is such an L for them for fat girls. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah
[00:26:19] Hot girl summer. I think it's just more of an attitude than a literal hot no it's like a state of mind
[00:26:24] No, it's for hot girls. I I mean there's plenty of fat women that I would consider hot
[00:26:30] I can't wait for dead girl winter. Yeah, the goth girl winter
[00:26:40] I think it's more about getting your pussy filled no matter what your size is
[00:26:44] Hot girl summer. Yep taking a man's debit card
[00:26:49] Cashing out true. That's a big part of hot girl summer is scamming on these you know what's
[00:26:54] Mm-hmm. Wait. What is the you know what gentlemen?
[00:26:57] Mm-hmm. He was gonna say the no, I wasn't you were thinking it though. I did not think anything you thought it
[00:27:04] I would never yeah, I don't even know you're talking to that video that like seek
[00:27:12] Commons or whatever the fuck that shit is dude. I do I don't know what's the guys like
[00:27:17] They're like see guy owns Boris Johnson or whatever
[00:27:21] And he he's like talking about racism or whatever and he's like he's like when you know
[00:27:28] Members of like this house have to hear like her blah blah blah and he's like that
[00:27:33] You know that she looks like a mailbox or that I'm from bunga bunga land or that
[00:27:40] Listing all these insults. Yeah, but it's like you know when you like
[00:27:44] Yeah, you said too many insults and then we're just laughing at you again
[00:27:48] Yeah, he was like making a good boy. They say that my sure pussy smells like dead fish
[00:27:57] We can smell her pussy from outside bunga bunga land
[00:28:01] It's like did somebody say that or is that what you call it?
[00:28:09] Borris dude. Yeah, I got to say English poem is funny because they do roast each other. Yeah, that is in there everyone's like
[00:28:17] Yeah, they do some and what makes him style of roasting if I can throw in like ad libs and shit
[00:28:35] I don't know that just started playing automatically. It's like Justin Bieber doing stand up
[00:28:39] Uh, I don't know doing some kind of roaster. Oh, yeah
[00:28:42] Mmm interesting first you played bill Mar by accident
[00:28:50] Why the fuck do I have to watch an advertisement you need to get youtube bread so you don't get ads
[00:28:55] How much is youtube red? I think it's like ten bucks a month or something
[00:29:00] Who the fuck would do that people use it to listen to music?
[00:29:03] You know it's so funny. It's like with new media like there should be here's why advertisers are fucking retarded
[00:29:09] Yes, it's like with new media. There is so many ways to skip advertisements
[00:29:16] And the advertisement formula for the last 50 to 100 years has been I mean it didn't used to be this way with print advertisements
[00:29:24] But with television and the internet the idea is like oh, let's force people to watch these things
[00:29:30] So you inherently created this dane for advertising right that fucking people have and it's like
[00:29:36] Like your job as an advertiser should be to make things that people actually want to watch people outside of the fucking ad industry
[00:29:44] Who is just this is an entire circle jerk where they just congratulate each other or making garbage that people are just desperate to script
[00:29:51] Skip through the content they want to see
[00:29:53] I mean the fact that there's still like forced ads when i'm just trying to make fun of this stupid indian guy in british parlman
[00:30:01] Well, I think I think it should go back to basically how it started where it was like welcome to the lucky strikes
[00:30:08] Fucking oh embedded yeah, dude. Yeah, we should become come town sponsored by trojan combs
[00:30:15] That's why our ads work because they're part of the we don't even have ads we just talk about stuff
[00:30:19] We talk about legitimate companies that definitely pay our winner. It's best yet
[00:30:24] It spreads you put up the you fucking serious another ads making me watch it again because I closed the window
[00:30:34] Yo, don't give them free. Yeah. Yeah, this is a company. Uh, it's xfinity. They sell child pornography. Yeah
[00:30:43] They were founded by hell allow me to play your video to my paying audience
[00:30:54] It's common carry it's allowed we're gonna just put the
[00:30:59] What is this cameras yeah, there's cameras going wrong with british guys wearing costumes in each other
[00:31:11] Unless you know this is it's not even gonna be in here. This is not this is insane
[00:31:15] I watch an ad and it's just british people standing around
[00:31:20] That's what they embedded in the fucking article. Wow. I just want to see him say banga banga
[00:31:28] Uh, what's the guy the italian briliskoni was going to bunga?
[00:31:33] Yeah, I think it's when you fuck children in the ass when they fuck 17 year old moroc and belly dancers. Yeah
[00:31:38] Yeah, that girl is going is he dead. I think he's alive. He's just I don't know if he's private. It sucks. That guy just killed it
[00:31:46] He he on credible life. Donald trump horrible guy
[00:31:51] Great life. Mm-hmm on a hot streak bro. Mm-hmm. He's not even gonna get disgraced at the end
[00:31:57] Trump yeah, he's not even gonna happen. We'll die
[00:32:00] He'll die just happy as shit. He's gonna have a heart attack
[00:32:02] He's probably raping right now just for fun. His dick probably can't even get hard. He's just raping to get you know
[00:32:12] That's hot girl summer hot girl. So it's not yeah, that's that is now what Meg Megan the stallion stands for
[00:32:21] Yeah during the geotags is a good way to find people to just have like
[00:32:26] Just very I mean bait. Yes, essentially basic instagrams
[00:32:32] I want to be one of them dude. I want to be I want to be I want to be back in the matrix
[00:32:35] Just put a fucking picture of a cupcake
[00:32:39] You're right dude, you know, I'm the black guys from the matrix like the caption is just yum red velvet
[00:32:45] Yeah, they love to that's so funny that there's just no black people in the matrix the machines are like, uh, we're good
[00:32:53] What do you mean? There's more for you now? They're the ones that aren't in the me. They don't even know in the in the in the
[00:33:03] The machines are like, uh, we're actually good. We're machines, but we're also racist
[00:33:12] We're not white. Listen most of the labor we need is like thinking
[00:33:21] We could kind of we can build stuff ourselves
[00:33:24] Yeah, those machines really are the machines. Yeah, the machines have like a hamster wheel
[00:33:30] Black people in the oracle is the computer program. She's not but she's black. Yeah, but she's not a person
[00:33:42] Damn dude, that's fucked up. Yeah, the matrix is racist
[00:33:46] The matrix is racist. It's cancel. You know it's so funny too because it's like it would be funny to like legitimately make that critique of the matrix
[00:33:55] Yeah, but like get buzzfeed to publish it
[00:33:57] They would look back at how racist and therefore bad the matrix was. Yeah, they're making matrix for meanwhile
[00:34:04] The witch house key sisters like wanted it to be all black people. Yeah. Yeah. They try to get will smith to be neo
[00:34:10] Yeah, the studio is like we can't do that. Nobody will understand it. They wanted aliyah to
[00:34:18] How are people supposed to the studio literally was the major lake the computers were joking about
[00:34:24] Well, what the hell yeah, people will understand the chair turns around when neo goes to meet the architect and they're like
[00:34:30] So what is this? What do you want? What are you here for?
[00:34:34] What's just give me this meal? It's either you're black either Lawrence fish burn or will smith not both
[00:34:41] Oh, look I understand you come here you think there's gonna be some kind of thing you do some schpus or woodster
[00:34:48] Whatever and then the matrix goes away, but that's not how it is. We do this all the time
[00:34:53] This we did it six times before we'll do it again. It's just it's just business
[00:34:57] Okay, so what do you want for lunch? We're thinking we're gonna go do sweet greens. I'm gonna get in the cyborg
[00:35:12] I'm gonna get one of the beats don't kale my vibe
[00:35:17] Now the the Wokowski sisters one of them went first and the other one was like yeah copy
[00:35:21] Oh, yeah, you're you think she's pissed. Yeah, the bald one went second. What the fuck bitch copy copy
[00:35:30] Yeah, it was so funny. There's that picture of that like trans girl meet up
[00:35:36] I don't know what it is as a restaurant and then one of them just had like a like a receding hairline
[00:35:42] And people were posting that picture everywhere like just like making fun of
[00:35:56] Nothing. Yeah, you're not making any yeah, there's no critique
[00:36:00] It's not like a person who feels trapped in their body if it was a perfect male body. Yeah, and then it's like oh
[00:36:07] No, you also don't have hair. Yeah, like even
[00:36:11] Oh, it's tough. Look at surge dub dude. It's fine. They got wigs and shit
[00:36:16] Yeah, that was funny hanging with you that year you were like going bald
[00:36:21] Yeah, I remember that you had some fuzzy on top when we first met true
[00:36:25] But just being like should I what do you think I should do like asking people?
[00:36:29] They're like, I don't know. We don't we have no idea
[00:36:33] It's such a year of denial. You're like yeah
[00:36:36] Just looking at myself only from the exact angle where it sort of looks like you have hair
[00:36:41] And then imagining the rest of the world sees you that way
[00:36:43] Yeah, I remember when I saw like a picture
[00:36:46] Where was of somebody else? I'm like in the corner and my head is turned and I'm like, oh my fucking god
[00:36:53] Oh, yeah, you can't hide for letting me fucking walk around like this
[00:37:00] Everyone does that face that they think is their best face, but their face never looks like never looks like it
[00:37:06] Only looks like that when they're looking into a mirror when you're fully aware. Yeah
[00:37:13] Some people know how to do that like give their best face all the time. I'm a movie stars movie stars
[00:37:20] Yeah, my regular face is like just dead-eyed like right just all
[00:37:27] Do looks like you put a lobotomized. Yeah
[00:37:32] Everything okay, dude, and you're like, yeah, no, I'm fine
[00:37:34] This is my face. It looks like you're thinking about Iraq
[00:37:49] Damn, dude, I'm gonna start wearing wigs. Yeah
[00:37:52] So the wokowski the bald one went and got a wig, huh
[00:37:56] Maybe transplant first. Yeah, the one yeah the bald one went back. She got a little
[00:38:01] She got she got a little dreads. She the one would have pink dreads. Yeah, did she go have pink dreads? She went to Dola's on
[00:38:12] Yeah, if you look at these normie instagram, that's how Rachel Doles out will make up to food to the community
[00:38:17] Dude, this is perfect. So this is just this is two girls. I've fallen her on instagram
[00:38:21] She does hair that for some reason did a photo shoot together on top of a
[00:38:25] On top of a brownstone in in broklin people love that would smash. Yeah, of course. Yes 100
[00:38:34] On the record. No, no, but yes, we would say she would not they would not hear any of this criticism
[00:38:40] I would be thinking like whoa, that's such a cool picture you did
[00:38:44] Fucking you guys are cool, but it's not even I mean it looks like shit
[00:38:48] But they're you know like Sean like hanging out like what you know crop tops or whatever
[00:38:53] And then it says the caption is when you move in with a girl that you meet at the club after
[00:39:01] Only known her for two nights or ever but she becomes your best friend ever. Oh my god
[00:39:10] Six pictures of this and go through and it's like wow. That's a modern friendship ritual
[00:39:16] I don't know. It's like how are you processing life that way? I guess it's because it's like this is an even like a
[00:39:22] It sucks his life everyone is even that it's like too sincere. It's like it's not it's not
[00:39:27] It's the opposite where it's like everyone is like constantly doing press releases. Yeah, everyone is pretending
[00:39:34] They're a fucking celebrity now. Mm. Yeah, where it's like as opposed to us who are actual celebrities
[00:39:39] Podcast real real you want you want to taste the celebrity start fucking doing Chinese
[00:39:46] That's how you fucking get a taste of the big time. Don't be a high girl on a brownstone with your fucking
[00:40:07] Fuck that dude fucking tower. Yeah, nope
[00:40:11] Let's just go through the geo tag for state parks here and
[00:40:18] Normie accounts. Mm-hmm. Just imagine your life if you were like that
[00:40:26] Nah, dude. It would be nice. I mean, I guess I can't even imagine it. Yeah, because these are the kinds of people
[00:40:32] I don't think I've ever been depressed. I feel the opposite
[00:40:34] I mean, have you made my little brothers kind of like that? Do I know you have people to say that and it's like
[00:40:43] Feel the total opposite like life is so meaningful and nice for them
[00:40:48] And my cousin's wedding her and her husband like came into the reception and they played on guitar
[00:40:53] That song uh home is where ever I'm with you and they sang it for everyone there
[00:41:00] And I started I started weeping because I was like if someone described this to me
[00:41:04] I'd be like that's the gayest thing that you would be laughing
[00:41:07] But then I saw it. I was like, oh, this is so meaningful to them. Yeah, this sucks so much and it means so much to them
[00:41:12] It means so much to them despite it being very gay. I'm so jealous of them like feeling like yeah
[00:41:19] Extracting meaning from that imagine your girlfriend suggesting that you'd be like shut up shut up bitch
[00:41:24] I don't look fucking stupid you idiot. I'm not gonna sing a song where I have to whistle
[00:41:31] It was me no real talk. I would never do that
[00:41:33] Like I wouldn't do it either. I wouldn't need it none of us
[00:41:37] Ruined my legs. We can't it's not even irony. It's like we don't want to be embarrassed
[00:41:42] Yeah, first of all I wouldn't be in a relationship with somebody that's like please do a whistle thing with me or you know
[00:41:47] I wouldn't do that it I wouldn't either definitely none of us wouldn't in that
[00:41:52] Absolutely, no, I wouldn't you're like yeah, we're doing the whistle thing and then we find out six months later was your idea
[00:42:05] Also to both wear makeup. We have to wear it man
[00:42:09] It's a traditional kabuki play it. I have to play. Oh, Yoshi
[00:42:15] She's making me wear matching wedding dress playing the geisha
[00:42:21] Have to do an 8-0 period play neither of us. I'm a concubine
[00:42:39] Can't live with him can't live without him. Am I right fellas? Yeah
[00:42:44] Mm-hmm. You definitely all right man Adam. Do you want to take uh
[00:42:49] Those homicide box sets. Yeah, I'd take season one. Yeah, and then I also I found magic mountain if you want to borrow
[00:42:56] Oh, okay. I got like a cue right now of three books. I'm a book man. This man's reading. I'm reading all this reading
[00:43:03] I can't read during the summer too hot shit. What should I read? That's true. What should I read?
[00:43:07] I'm about to go to grease on the beach. I'll give you the book. I'm almost done with this book
[00:43:12] I'll give it to you. It's about it's about old Hollywood. Okay. Yeah, actually you should make Sammy run
[00:43:18] It's bud Schulberg the guy that wrote on the waterfront. We were talking about it
[00:43:21] Yeah, if you have you never read uh kanao's guard or the my struggle books those are like just read the first three pages
[00:43:28] Those are that's like now. Yeah, that's house guard. Yeah. Oh the guy who wrote who wrote mine confidence
[00:43:33] Yeah, but it's not him. Yeah, it's called my struggle. It's uh, it's like yeah, that's a beach read you'll
[00:43:39] You'll fly through those really yeah. Yeah, it's about beating off and stuff. You'll like it. All right
[00:43:48] What would he do is he like he's like from soccer player Norway or something? Yeah, he's a Norwegian guy
[00:43:57] Every minor detail of his life is and it's not in it. Yeah, it's not boring
[00:44:02] It's like it's very difficult to do that with that because it's like a thing like an amateur writer would do is is like
[00:44:07] Describe the details like he sat in the room which was
[00:44:11] Right and kind of like we're spending way too much time describing the details of like the walls
[00:44:16] Yeah, you know or whatever just to be like yeah, I know it flex
[00:44:19] Just yeah, just to flex exactly the flex or to like you know like well
[00:44:22] I guess people need to know that there's a
[00:44:25] Wayne Scotting in the room, you know like that kind of shit or yeah or or
[00:44:29] Yeah, you know that's a bad right. I remember writing like that in college where I was like dude
[00:44:34] I'm a good writer. Yeah, I would just be like the awning was yellow right?
[00:44:38] Yeah, like she's sashayed across her. I'm saying no, she didn't she know she probably didn't even pay attention to the way she walked
[00:44:45] You made it up. You were thinking about your relationship problems
[00:44:50] You have no you didn't comprehend the physicality of her movement in in any regard anyways, but he yeah his ability to like
[00:44:59] Just because it's it's all like that. It's like in the coffee maker was dripping and you know
[00:45:03] It's like with every drip reminding me of blah blah. You know, it's like and it just like it flows so well
[00:45:08] There's one part. I think is it like eight parts in book two or three
[00:45:11] He's describing the sound of his mother pissing and how he felt threatened to buy it
[00:45:17] Whatever when he's like 12 and it's like yeah, I feel that
[00:45:22] Because it's like just the the hissing noise. I guess it's weird. It's weird
[00:45:28] I'm I listening. Yeah, why am I hearing because it like makes you think about the differences in anatomy?
[00:45:33] You know, it's like maybe it's because they're closer to the bowl or because the shape of the pussy
[00:45:38] It's a good stop. Where even his or pussy. Why am I and then you're like, yeah, I'm supposed to yeah
[00:45:43] And it's like I mean shit like that that he describes in in you know, yeah
[00:45:47] I mean like it's it's good you know what it is and why it's like specifically as like a comedian
[00:45:52] It's fun to read because it's like observational comedy without punchlines. That is interesting to me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:45:59] Yeah, I'll just yeah, I'll just deal what he does and yeah punchlines in yeah, no hour, dude
[00:46:04] He's got the set you guys ever listen to your mom's fucking pussy drive there are moments in there too because you really
[00:46:10] Like you ever observed that it is sort of like it
[00:46:13] You know the book is extremely intimate, you know because he like invites you into all this shit
[00:46:17] But there are moments where you realize that he is just a guy right? You know, he's just a guy right?
[00:46:23] He didn't do anything like special or anything. No, he didn't do anything special, but I mean it's like
[00:46:28] He's he's still a guy that like thinks things of himself. There's like
[00:46:32] There's that one bar read describes like his wife's like pregnant or something and he goes down into the living room and he picks
[00:46:39] Like I guess it's like a like a coffee table book of impressionist art or something
[00:46:44] And he's looking through the pages just crying at the pictures and I'm like shut
[00:46:51] That was the only part of that book where I'm like this probably didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah, so wait
[00:46:55] How does he is he an author otherwise? Yeah? Oh, okay. Yeah, so he's just a regular ass author making an autobiography
[00:47:01] He he had published one other book I think
[00:47:04] And then was like probably contributed to like literary journals. I'm not sure exactly what he did prior to writing that
[00:47:12] That uh, or the my struggle series, but like yeah, that was his
[00:47:17] Opus, I guess he's got like another thing that's like the seasons. I don't know. I mean, I really paid attention to him
[00:47:22] Like everybody he was like I feel like that book was everywhere like three years ago in
[00:47:26] 2014 that's when it was like food he told me when they translated like the first one or two
[00:47:33] I mean especially in like because I'm dumb as shit and I heard about yeah in New York
[00:47:36] That was like everybody was reading and I just moved on. I didn't really give a fuck about reading and shit
[00:47:41] I read press I read those first two and then waited a year for like the third one to be translated and then read that and then like
[00:47:48] I think I got back into gaming. Yeah and back home. Yeah, I'm coming home. Yeah. I got a PlayStation
[00:48:17] Sucking hey y'all doing we got some Chinese folks in the in the studio today and they gonna be telling us about their language
[00:48:27] Why y'all talk why y'all talk like that
[00:48:41] Just trying to get out of the studio. What oh, yeah, just chewing on the doorknob
[00:48:48] Come on man. Come on man. Why y'all man dude literally I was when I was in Portland like
[00:48:56] That was important. They were with this awesome farmers market and they had like tongs for you to try
[00:49:01] Like different like whatever pluots pieces of plu us or whatever
[00:49:05] And some fucking Chinese lady just picks up that picks up a piece of fruit with tongs
[00:49:12] Clearly computer tongs puts them fully in her mouth
[00:49:21] Can you get that this woman put it in her mouth
[00:49:24] What the fuck man, you know you're not supposed to do that. No, she doesn't she's old as shit
[00:49:35] It's like not a bait isn't what a baby would do
[00:49:39] What the fuck you're watching people take fruit in there like oh it was unbelievable. Yeah, that rules
[00:49:46] And you can't even get mad at her. I really I was just laughing my dick off
[00:49:54] Oh, it was incredible. Yeah, I love that
[00:50:01] The world is her a fucking oyster the world is a slant fire
[00:50:41] Now that we've had sex can I please suck your dick? I'm gay
[00:50:49] Now that we've had sex can I please suck your dick
[00:50:55] My pea coach used to play that in like first grade
[00:50:59] Heavy D's now that we found love. Yeah that an achy breaky heart dude. That was my fucking jam
[00:51:05] I love they keep breaking heart. It was my favorite song like first grade. Absolutely. Coach G
[00:51:16] Coach G. Oh gee. Yeah, like an Italian guy like the first letter of his last name
[00:51:25] He's Chinese. Yeah president president she president they then
[00:51:35] Trump should go they then yeah, that would be a good campaign strategy. That's fine. I don't identify
[00:51:45] I just recently found out that you can change your gender
[00:51:49] And now I've decided that I am super male
[00:51:51] It's a new type of guy that only exists for creating it. I'm announcing myself as a seven star general
[00:52:01] Isn't it a super male type of mental retardation if you have two Y chromosomes. Yeah, no, it just makes you like
[00:52:08] Hyperbiolum. You're really aggressive. Oh, yeah, just like go to jail
[00:52:11] But you are kind of you are you still are
[00:52:14] Developmentally fucked up as well if you're x y y or something. Yeah, I would take it
[00:52:21] Would probably lift more. Oh for sure. And I would I would love being in jail
[00:52:28] That is true. That's like that would be like the kind of one or if there's a guy who's got x y y
[00:52:34] x y y or a guy that's got y y chromosomes and he's just made out of dicks
[00:52:43] For like oh, thanks like what you looking at man
[00:52:55] Yeah, what if you're triple x are you an extra you do you have extra big titties? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're a whore
[00:53:02] I really love sucking cock. Yeah, that's why yeah, you love your you do you do porn and stuff you do
[00:53:15] As to mouth as to mouth mouth to ass. Yeah treatment. This is yeah for people with x y y
[00:53:22] Treatment may include speech therapy or extra help with school work
[00:53:26] Outcomes are generally really good prevention is not possible
[00:53:29] The condition occurs about one in 1000 male births when you would one in 1000. Yeah, that's pretty common. Yeah. Yeah
[00:53:42] Are there any famous people that are as usual?
[00:53:45] Donald Trump. Yeah, there's got to be athletes, right? You would think yeah Ray Lewis
[00:53:57] And Peter Bower, but aren't you like developmentally?
[00:54:03] Like a little the average IQ scores of 47 x y y boys identified by newborn screening programs were not reduced compared to the general population
[00:54:13] in a summary of six prospective studies of
[00:54:17] Whatever boys identified by newborn screening programs
[00:54:19] 28 had an average 100 verbal IQ 108 performance IQ and 105 full scale IQ
[00:54:27] The systematic review including two including two prospective studies above
[00:54:37] Was your dick bigger i'm looking at looking for specifically that
[00:54:41] Can you get an extra y halfway through life? It looks like it just makes you taller
[00:54:50] It sounds tight. I think you are a little mentally fucked up
[00:55:00] I wonder if there's any famous people. It's good. It's good that we have all this diet dead air
[00:55:05] Trying to research if there's a disease that makes your dick bigger
[00:55:07] The most dead air the show has ever had
[00:55:17] Can you make my big big kiss? Can I be retarded with me?
[00:55:24] Catch the type of retard that yes, I wouldn't be taller
[00:55:33] Oh, fuck yeah vox the myth of super male in the extra y-chromos. Oh it's a myth. Yeah, it's a myth
[00:55:41] Yeah, that's what this you're listening to matt eglaseous on that. Yeah, that's what freaking um
[00:55:48] Mataglaseous this new vox column the average size is actually 2.5
[00:55:53] Yeah, when looking at modern statistical models
[00:56:00] You have to measure from the end of the fupa
[00:56:04] In which case that brings the average down to 0.72 inches
[00:56:15] If you have x x y you just have breast. Yeah, client felt this client felt this you just
[00:56:20] Fine fine felt this is hilarious. This is very funny. Yeah, this guy's got a solid pair on him
[00:56:27] I just say client felt there's that remember my old facebook profile picture of that guy that's naked and he's standing with his hands
[00:56:36] I don't have it. Yeah, I don't have it. Yeah, cause sucks is really oh my god. Let me see
[00:56:45] This eldest half of the head yeah, probably
[00:56:47] Are you smarter though? Are you more empathetic? Are you in the air shoulders?
[00:57:12] Every year only goes into a Brazilian wax dude. I saw a guy on the beach a couple weeks ago
[00:57:18] That straight up like had the weirdest body of and I'm pretty sure he actually just had client filter syndrome
[00:57:25] Is there a strutting around the beach and he had just
[00:57:28] Huge dick and he was just so confident with it too. He looked great. Yeah. Uh, no, I mean he's
[00:57:35] There's some he was somehow simultaneously like incredibly skinny and incredibly fat
[00:57:45] What if you are and he was just strutting around the beach is there anyone that's triple x or is that impossible?
[00:57:52] I don't know. This guy looks all right. Let me see. He says a video says this is me with client filter
[00:57:58] Welcome to my channel. I want to just give a shout out to the internet out there
[00:58:02] Thank you guys so much for all the support and 17,000 anyways
[00:58:07] He's got like he's got like a fucking decent beard. You're not supposed to go to beer than both of your eyes. You're not supposed to grow beard
[00:58:16] I heard you could put rogan on your face. You mean he's got plugs?
[00:58:20] No, dude some kind of testosterone shots or some shit
[00:58:24] Rogan just only makes the hair you have grow faster. All right, so if you don't have the hair
[00:58:29] It's not gonna. I have hair just in patches
[00:58:35] This guy you wouldn't tell you at client filters
[00:58:39] Oh no, or that are just tuning into this video. My name is Ryan
[00:58:56] Most females are born with two X's and most men are born with x y and so I just have an extra x chromosome
[00:59:02] So big deal so what right? Well, unfortunately there's a lot of stigmatisms out there and all these uneducated people
[00:59:15] Can be unusually tall speak very negatively about yeah, it does make you tall
[00:59:22] Maybe it's because of the lack of education out there
[00:59:25] I'm not really entirely too sure what all that stuff is but one of the naps things that I've learned about
[00:59:35] Other things I've learned from a lot of mothers I've talked to is that when they get diagnosed in utero
[00:59:41] Um or when their son gets diagnosed at an early stage in their life shut up parents go into this like fetal position
[00:59:50] You're mad at this 90 percent of the time because this real lot the doctors are no he hasn't
[00:59:56] Well, he was told that he was gonna be through go through a lot and it seems like his life's okay
[01:00:04] He's got a bigger beard than me. Fuck him and his tits. Yeah, I have bigger tits and less of a beard than him. Oh, that's where you're
[01:00:24] I don't think put it to the mic if you're gonna play also. I'll step back a little bit all my weight goes for a stomach
[01:00:30] So I've got just some guy comes I say hey get the fuck off my patio man
[01:00:36] Yeah, man go make a video elsewhere man get the fuck off my patio
[01:00:39] So move your fucking tits man get your fucking titties off this guy doesn't have tits at all
[01:00:45] He looks like every fucking like shitty bodied guy. I know that's yeah. Yeah. He's got yeah. He's got kind of nice arms
[01:00:59] Yeah, it's probably fun game game I dig in his mouth
[01:01:12] Anyways, we got to talk about something else or say all right, um
[01:01:16] You guys ever seen the show so you think you can dance
[01:01:27] Think a guy like a guy in a wheelchair coming out and they're like
[01:01:39] It sounds like a real bitchy name, you know like a gay guy saying it so you think you can dance
[01:01:45] Mm-hmm. Then you gotta really bring it, you know
[01:01:50] That's true. I've never seen episode of it. Yeah, I don't know if it's still on tv what happened to the jabber walkies
[01:01:56] They're pretty cool. I don't know. What was the point of it? That was a fun show
[01:02:00] It was like breakers best dance crew break dancing with masks
[01:02:04] That was their whole thing and they would do this and shack was really into it. Yeah shack was in it one time
[01:02:09] This movie put you get a heart beat thing. Yeah, they do
[01:02:15] Yeah, we should get into that jabber walkie-style shit
[01:02:18] I never tell you about that kid who's like salutatorian in my high school like two years ahead of me
[01:02:23] I was a sophomore. He was a senior. No, and he his dream had a crush on this guy
[01:02:30] His dream was to be a blue man. He was sitting his oh, you did see this in this bed
[01:02:33] And I looking at pictures. I've been yearbooking like show gay
[01:02:39] Adam was white so I know he was like a magnifier a flashlights taped to his head
[01:02:47] Yeah, he's got the little minor helmet on
[01:02:50] No, he was like a nerd dad fumbling shut up way in rollerblades Adam
[01:02:56] Are you having are you thinking about being gay with that boy? Are you having crushes?
[01:03:03] No, he was like a nerd but yeah, he would dress up like a blue man group every halloween at school
[01:03:08] And his dream like he had like really good grades. He was really smart
[01:03:11] But his dream was just to be a blue man and someone told him at school that you have to be between five ten and six two
[01:03:17] And he was like five five. Oh my god. He tried at school
[01:03:21] And that man's name walking feet walking
[01:03:27] Apparently it's really good guys. No, it's fucking not just one the venice film festival
[01:03:33] Where that is in california. Hey one of the penis beach, dude
[01:03:37] Yeah, it's a couple that way. I'm sorry nigg. What was that the penis feel thank you very much. Thank you. Yeah, thanks
[01:03:46] Um, I'm still actually vanished like an Italy. Yeah, it's one of the big film festivals. Yeah
[01:03:53] Yeah, I've never heard of it in my life. There's con venice con no con dance con son dance
[01:04:03] Um venice I've never heard of the venice film festival. Yeah, it's one of those things that goes on unlike a poster if it went palm doors
[01:04:14] Well, it's one it yeah, it's one of the little leave things. Why are they all in venice?
[01:04:20] Why is everyone get the same look as the Romans?
[01:04:25] No, that's not true. Yeah, because roman like fucking seals had those
[01:04:28] Uh-huh. What are they first of all they're olive branches. Yeah
[01:04:33] Reads, but why are they why is that it's because of the Romans
[01:04:37] Why does everyone get to have it everyone if you have a shitty film festival should be like a stupid. Yeah, it's also the catalac logo
[01:04:44] That's cool. Yeah, I'm saying every film festival. I love the catalac logo because it's like how about it's you're like a fucking admiral
[01:04:52] Yeah, I mean one bunch of metals is more that leaves on having a big-ass car. Yeah, they have leaves on like on Navy
[01:04:59] Yeah, it's just like stole valor. Yeah, kind of like logos like oh was this a old mobile to point
[01:05:07] Nice point asshole fucking gay shit. Yeah ours is a fucking when I was a kid. I was really really into Mitsubishi
[01:05:15] Logo. Yeah, I used to think it was really cool the three diamonds. Yeah, meaning at the middle. No, that sucked
[01:05:22] I was why alpha tomato. Yeah, yeah with the snake. We've talked about it and Christ. It's kind of cross on it too
[01:05:29] Yeah, that's right dude. I'm trying to think there was any
[01:05:36] Skondah or was that just a Greek car manufacturer? I think that was a Greek one
[01:05:41] Yeah, I don't remember being attracted to specific logos
[01:05:44] I'm really I used to think that the meets Mitsubishi one was really cool
[01:05:50] I don't know why I remember the Chrysler logo bothering me
[01:05:53] Mmm price was we're such shitty cars in the yeah, yeah
[01:05:58] Like I would just see them. I remember thinking like oh that family's gonna die the cost is in south williams
[01:06:04] Accident of Christlers they all drive town and countries the van
[01:06:08] And I'm the quality automobile. That's what they do right. I remember being a little kid and
[01:06:16] A labyrinth or a fifth avenue or something fucking coming around the corner and the belts were squealing and the engine was knocking
[01:06:23] And I was like dad. What's wrong with that car? He's like, yes fucked up
[01:06:29] They're just there's nothing you can do. Yeah, you just pour you have a shitty car. Yeah, look
[01:06:35] Lebaron was like I'm poor, but I think I'm fancy. Yeah. Yeah
[01:06:39] Any any like front engine any one of those fucking cars is just trash. Yeah or that yeah those like the K cars
[01:06:52] Was like when they reduced the size of the sedans and they were all like
[01:07:04] Is it real rear drives a little dick shit. No, well it depends
[01:07:11] My car is a formatic. Yeah, like rear wheel drive is easier to
[01:07:20] Lose like fishtail or whatever or oversteer right?
[01:07:25] But I thought front wheel was the hard dick shit. I thought most cars are front wheel drive
[01:07:34] That's probably an even split now for the most part. Yeah, right. I don't know. I don't think so
[01:07:41] But yeah, I remember there was a family that had
[01:07:50] Yeah, I mean a celebrity I remember thinking that was so funny when I was a kid because it was such a piece of shit car
[01:07:57] Ranger one of those old rangers like the 80s rangers
[01:08:01] Unboxing ones. I don't remember that shit at all
[01:08:03] Forgringer or Ford. Yeah, Ford Ranger. They're pickup. Oh, yeah
[01:08:09] Mm-hmm. Yeah, those are kind of tight and shared like the body style with like a like the bronco 2
[01:08:18] But the bronco 2 was gay. I think my cousin said one of those. I think they briefly had a bronco 2
[01:08:29] Fuck the Taurus, dude. Yeah, I'm over the tour the Ford Taurus
[01:08:33] I think I like 200 they got like a quarter million miles out of that car. Damn that Taurus. Yeah
[01:08:39] I'm trying to put that much on my fucking civic. Do you earn my corolla? Yeah
[01:08:44] I used to have a civic. It was a piece of dog shit
[01:08:48] You should have raced it out dude. I should have to you should have rice to that shit
[01:08:52] There were kids in my high school that were really into um, they're they're fucking
[01:08:57] Four runners. Yeah, and they would take them out into the desert and like the four-skin runners make them into like
[01:09:08] Oh, nice those kids didn't like president trump has canceled a talk with the towel band
[01:09:18] I wish you use him one-on-one no advisors
[01:09:20] I'm not let him cook let him cook free styling. Yeah, just off the top of the dome. Yeah
[01:09:31] For a promise that they'll chill out. Yeah making them watch fucking eastbound and down with them
[01:09:39] That's just chill. That's all hanging out have gave straight side
[01:09:44] You think trump would triple team someone with a member of the towel bin
[01:09:48] Like a chick you think he's still fucking or is his dick too old
[01:09:54] Because he seems like a man that would have relished having sex
[01:09:59] Huh, you think trump is still having sex
[01:10:07] Yeah, he's still fucking kids dude. That's awesome dude. He's still out there fucking kids
[01:10:15] Is that what you love out and saying that don't trouble is it but answer next question? It's not what I love. Okay, that's all you well
[01:10:23] Curious that you didn't say that at first
[01:10:29] What is it like a smelted delta to buy yourself time to lie if you call someone a pedophile that means you are a pedophile no
[01:10:46] What's been going on in the frickin' news
[01:10:48] We're good on time. Yeah, but we're just we got a lot of top
[01:10:51] Oh guys, there's funny moms tomorrow night and it will be me and nick hosting it. Ooh
[01:10:56] Stop will be in grease. I'll be in grease. I'll be watching right now as this goes up
[01:11:04] What kind of play like a hollanic kind of no, it's like a comedy
[01:11:12] Hellenistic or whatever him flowers after I am you're gonna surprise him with the flowers
[01:11:19] Mm-hmm. Are you supposed to do that surprise a bitch with flowers after she does her play?
[01:11:24] Yeah, I always bring flowers for the girls in the place when you go to plays
[01:11:28] I go to plays and I wait outside afterwards to get to the bitches
[01:11:32] I'm here to give the bitches. Hello, ma'am. I would like to use some flowers. Yeah, my hair combed over and
[01:11:39] I'm just gelled to the side completely down flat
[01:11:43] Nobody whatsoever. I'm here for it to give the bitches some flowers. I'm here to congratulate the women. I'm here. I'm a celebrity
[01:11:58] I brought you these flowers and chocolates. I brought you a fucking box. I'll borrow your box chocolates
[01:12:06] You want to come back? You want to come eat these chocolates in my car?
[01:12:24] Yeah, yeah, I really liked you and frozen the musical
[01:12:27] That's how that's how I go to the sea-eater
[01:12:34] Yes, go see my boys and funny moms. I'm gonna be in Philly
[01:12:42] I'm gonna be in Fort Wayne on the 27th 28th 29th
[01:12:46] Get your tickets for that shot. Mm-hmm and go to stobby.biz. I'm announcing a lot of shows Detroit Houston
[01:12:52] Ah some other shit. I don't fucking know man
[01:12:57] All right, it's been really at the flying J. I hope you're enjoying Santorini stuff
[01:13:02] I hope I am too, man. You got a hotel. Oh, yeah, are you gonna wear a robe the whole time? Of course
[01:13:08] Did you get a speedo? I like those linen robes we had in Brisbane. Yeah, that hotel was nice. I tried to find those
[01:13:14] To know I had such a nice time there as they could have been that hotel was just so nice
[01:13:18] And I remember I was on drugs. Yeah, you're on pain pills. That was pretty awesome. Yeah, Nick was you you really liked that
[01:13:31] Um, all right folks. Thanks a lot. We'll see you next. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Bye.