Bonus 154 - deadass

[00:00:00] Okay. Okay. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yes, that is correct. Yep. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let me get it. There we go.

[00:00:10] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, I've got, I started holding the mic further and further

[00:00:18] away from my face over the years. Oh, really? And I think that's what caused all the audio

[00:00:22] problems. So you should just put your mic to your mouth? Well, you know what it is. What's

[00:00:28] that? And I figured it out. I stopped doing stand up. When you do stand up, you can hear

[00:00:34] your shit. So I got used to always having the mic on my chin. Let me have your lips.

[00:00:38] Right by my lips, but becoming a broadcaster. That's right. I've developed a different mic

[00:00:43] technique, which is honestly good because that was always a problem for me. Like I remember

[00:00:49] I would do shows and people would come up to me after me like, why are you always touching

[00:00:52] the microphone to your face? That is true. I hate when I, when it touches my lips. Yeah,

[00:00:57] they aren't really disgusting. You rested on your chin. No, sometimes it touches my

[00:01:01] lips. Yeah, I'm just a mic. I was put it on my chin that way. I know it's the right distance

[00:01:05] always. Oh, you literally put it. You literally touched the mic to my chin. And that's how

[00:01:11] you talk over it. That's the best way to do it. But then people are like, why, why are

[00:01:14] you doing that? It's because I'm a professional. You asshole. But now it's broadcast. Yeah,

[00:01:21] I, yeah, it's like comes from like an arm. Well, I hold it too far away. That's why. Yeah,

[00:01:26] the audio, at least on my end. So maybe you should hold it closer. Seems kind of far right

[00:01:31] now. I turned it up. So that helps smart. Yeah. Smart. I think that's good that I was

[00:01:38] the fucking audio engineer on the last one. Yeah. When I told you to put it close. Do

[00:01:43] you want to, you want the headphones? No. Honestly, it's like, I can't deal with that.

[00:01:47] I don't know if anyone's ever thought about this, but perhaps you should do it so everyone

[00:01:52] has headphones. I don't know if that's even possible, but we don't have that kind of tech.

[00:01:59] I don't know the breakfast club. What? Oh, it's a radio show. They don't all have headphones.

[00:02:05] No, they do. None of them wear headphones. David, you see the viral clips like soldier

[00:02:11] boy. Where's no, I don't. So we're going to have to show that that was a really good one.

[00:02:17] But have the shows about trying on different hats. Absolutely. That's so true. That is

[00:02:21] true. They wear different fit. I feel like maybe the hosts wear headphones. Maybe DJ

[00:02:27] envy and Charlemagne to go. I don't think Charlemagne wears headphones. None of them

[00:02:32] wear headphones. Well, okay. I was a single one. Where's I'm going to look this up. We

[00:02:38] should look it up because remember when they had Kamala Harrison and they tried to make

[00:02:42] her come by looking her ears. Yeah, I remember that. She was like, I'm just like, I played

[00:02:49] this game before. I've had fun. I certainly have had fun in college. I've played the

[00:02:55] ear licking come game. As a prosecutor, you know, you have to stop coming. And that's

[00:03:04] part of the job. And you think if you stop coming now in the future, when you come, it

[00:03:11] will be, yes, you know, there's a better sense. Not a single motherfucker is wearing headphones.

[00:03:17] Adam just wanted to let people know he knows black people stuff. And yes, I said, please

[00:03:25] never. No, you've never. I live on the radio on the wireless because you don't have a

[00:03:29] commute. I have a radio. I get a bowl of cereal and no headphones. Yeah. Well, okay, baby.

[00:03:38] No head, not a headphone in sight, bro. You can't there's not even any like hanging around.

[00:03:42] So we shouldn't wear headphones. That's one of the most successful radio program. Too

[00:03:46] late, man. Adam trying to try to flex again. Guess what, man? You actually don't know shit

[00:03:51] about black of the old shirt. Yeah. I know about the culture. Honestly, black people would

[00:03:56] respect you the least that of all three of us. That's not true at all. Absolutely. I

[00:04:00] have the most black friends out of all. A lot of people respect me because I know I can't

[00:04:03] do any better. Right. They know there's no room for improvement. They have a weird, they

[00:04:07] have, yes. They know it's not going to get any better than this. They would like it if

[00:04:12] more white people topped out at the place Nick did. Yeah. He's not using white privilege.

[00:04:16] Right. He's not a tip to just see he's got no, this is like you're not going to make

[00:04:21] me learn. I'm not going to patronize anybody. But yeah, you know, I'm just kind of like

[00:04:26] an encumbrance. Yeah. You know, like one of those those piss pisso mahado. You know,

[00:04:34] those things. What's that spill in a grocery store? Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah. You would see

[00:04:39] what's a pisso mahado. That's what the yellow. Caution wet floor is in Spanish. Oh in Spanish,

[00:04:45] which is a kid. I was always so funny because I thought they were letting Spanish people

[00:04:48] know like, Hey, this is piss by the way. We can't we can keep them real with you guys.

[00:04:52] pisso mahado, but the white people, they think it's like juice. So keep it on the BL. And

[00:05:00] by the way, being like, I love the new young thug to any black person you see doesn't make

[00:05:04] them your friend. I don't do that. Dead ass. I don't like this new, I don't like this new

[00:05:11] line of criticism. This is actually something that does hurt my feelings. I don't behave

[00:05:18] in that manner. Yeah, you do. I don't code switch. No, I don't know. I don't do the other

[00:05:24] Vegas Jewish friends. I could switch around Jews. Certainly. I will fully cop to that.

[00:05:31] Me and other Jews at a younger age did talk sometimes in a A.V. at a much younger age.

[00:05:39] But that was out of respect for the cold boy. That boy tattling on himself. Now we all

[00:05:48] know. No, that is. This is how I code switch. There's a long way. I talked to black people

[00:05:53] talk like a grandma. How you doing, Jeremy? I'm doing baby. Oh, y'all listening to your

[00:06:01] music. That's all right with me. Just keep it down. If I could just how y'all doing?

[00:06:08] If I could just ask y'all to keep it down. That would be like what? What are you saying,

[00:06:17] bro? How you doing? I bet I bet I'd better see you in church on Sunday. Yeah. Why do

[00:06:26] you keep referring to everything as a cookout? I just turned around to my friend. Sorry about

[00:06:29] that. Sorry. Sorry. I just said I did deal with these guys. Greased up working on your

[00:06:37] cars and teens come by. Y'all be good. Yeah. I'll be good now. Hand me the wrench. Sorry

[00:06:49] about that. Damn. But I was trying to go see. El Yoker.

[00:07:00] Yeah. Dude, there's credible threats from 4chan. The NYPD and the army. And they have

[00:07:08] the army in there? The army is in there. The coast guard. If you see a boat parked outside

[00:07:14] of the theater, they got the coast guard in their undercover. I'd love to see everyone

[00:07:18] die in friendly fire at the Joker movie. How about the cops just kills everyone? Sorry.

[00:07:25] I thought I saw a credible threat. The toast guard. The toast guard and a bunch of gay

[00:07:30] guys in sailor outfits that go to like brunch and they're like party foul. They make sure

[00:07:36] they believe me. Whether having toast and they guard the toast. I don't know what they do.

[00:07:42] Okay. It's yeah. I would think that's it. That's all I got on that. Anyways, what were

[00:07:46] you saying? The Joker movie? Somebody shooting it up? Yeah. Yeah. I think we're good. I think

[00:07:51] toast guard has more legs. Toast guard seems funnier to me. It's a gay guy and it's like

[00:07:55] French toast in like a little cage that they're guarding. They're guarding the cage of the

[00:08:02] brunches inside the cage? The French toast. Who are they guarding from? Straight people.

[00:08:07] Yeah. I just like to imagine. I like to imagine somebody. This is our toast. I miss that.

[00:08:21] And then I we switched positions. I went into the Joker shooting and I was visualizing that.

[00:08:25] Yes. Well, you guys took the reins with the toast guard. The toast guard. I thought it was

[00:08:30] all of them. Well, yeah, I kind of I do want to go see the Joker also. It's honestly it's

[00:08:35] probably just going to be a man. I do want to see it. I like to imagine like a guy. No,

[00:08:37] yeah, it's good. He's probably there's no way it's not like it'll be interesting but bad.

[00:08:43] I heard they kept Mark Marin the nine lines. It's very it's very fucking hard for me to go

[00:08:48] see a movie in theaters and not like enjoy the experience. True. That's a good point.

[00:08:52] So no matter what, if I go see something. Oh, yeah. I love the magic of the movies.

[00:08:57] I love sitting there. Yep. The little snack. You know my friend.

[00:09:02] Shut up. I'm reading reviews of the movie wall. It's all I'm ignoring it. Why do you say this

[00:09:06] was so good? This is another thing that you say about me. That's not based on it.

[00:09:11] Because what it was about was he's what I heard from a friend of mine. I had to rate this movie. I'd say it's 83%. That's my opinion. That's if I had to like just feel like what my true opinion of this movie was. I don't know what. I don't know why.

[00:09:26] Percent. This really does hurt my feelings. Sorry, man. Because I love I love taking you.

[00:09:32] Oh, what's up brother cousin to the janitor. My man slaps. Did you see the movie? Oh, yeah me neither. I can't afford this stuff. I'm like you from the ghetto.

[00:09:50] The ghetto brother man. You ever hear the breakfast club?

[00:09:57] I love the headphones they wear on that show. Shut up. Yeah, this is very intact right now. His headphones slap.

[00:10:05] I don't talk that way. Charlemagne's headphones go off. I hate him. You hate Charlemagne dude? What's that hate about him?

[00:10:16] He made that video with Lena Dunham for Hillary Clinton. He asked the tough questions. What about his book Black Privilege?

[00:10:24] I haven't read it. Is it good? It's really good. I haven't read it.

[00:10:29] But it's him smoking a cigar. It's certainly a thought provoking title. Black Privilege.

[00:10:42] What would you say? What are some examples of Black Privilege?

[00:10:45] Let's see here. No one's allowed to touch your hair. Yeah, that's a privilege.

[00:10:50] And Charlemagne, he doesn't want it. He's so against enjoying Black Privilege.

[00:10:56] Having any advantage over the white man. Is that his message? He just hit his head.

[00:11:02] Is that the message? I don't fucking know dude. Is it like a Ben Carson soul message?

[00:11:07] You should read it so you can bring up some of those things with the brother.

[00:11:10] I don't know what this is. Was it because it was just I was gone for the Jewish holiday?

[00:11:14] It was literally because of the headphones. Because I said the breakfast.

[00:11:18] What are we the breakfast? I just looked it up. You're going to find one picture.

[00:11:24] It's literally every other podcast I've ever done. Everyone has headphones.

[00:11:28] What do we got? Accept the breakfast club. Yeah. Which we were on while you were gone.

[00:11:34] Yeah, we were on it. You guys got on? Yeah. Who's me and stopping Martin Scraullie.

[00:11:39] Do they ask me? They ask if they wanted me? No, they didn't know who you were.

[00:11:43] They're like, there's a third guy on your podcast. Yeah.

[00:11:46] Okay. This is them not recording. Just sitting at the desk.

[00:11:49] And guess what? They're not wearing headphones. Well, they're not live.

[00:11:52] I just played a clip where they weren't wearing headphones, man. Okay.

[00:11:55] Well, the one who was on was hilarious. They were wearing headphones then. Miss Pat.

[00:12:03] Is it a man or? Oh, here they are with Hillary Clinton.

[00:12:07] I've heard of the breakfast club. I enjoy it.

[00:12:10] I would not like to have my ears licked. They lick every female pulse.

[00:12:19] Now, you know we got to do it, Hillary.

[00:12:23] Come on. You got to let us do it. We're going to lick you ears until you come.

[00:12:30] To prove we don't wear headphones.

[00:12:35] Did I miss the? Okay. Good job. You found one picture.

[00:12:39] Well, here's a picture of Angelique wearing headphones.

[00:12:42] One picture. Yeah, one picture. And their beats. I thought they all wear beats.

[00:12:45] Oh, you know, now that you see a picture that we're in the headphones.

[00:12:48] Skye. Pretending like you thought they were beats.

[00:12:50] I love going into the hood and telling the fellas about the headphones.

[00:12:55] I think this is a rude attack on me.

[00:12:59] The beat. Hey, fellas. Y'all enjoying y'all's beats by Dre,

[00:13:03] which is what I have also. No, I have Sony headphones.

[00:13:10] I got them at Costco. Keep looking for fucking pictures, dude.

[00:13:13] I'm not. I'm done looking. I'm done looking. I'm sorry.

[00:13:17] Go ahead. Excuse me of casual racism.

[00:13:19] Some more. I said casual racism. We didn't say there's anything casual about it.

[00:13:24] It's micro. It's pretty. You put a lot of effort into it actually.

[00:13:28] No, Nick, that would be you. You know me.

[00:13:30] I'm just being casual and cool with my brother cousins.

[00:13:37] I'm a section of money in hustling.

[00:13:42] Yeah, just wearing like a fucking like an airbrushed,

[00:13:44] bringing star with a grill. Yeah, bringing your own rag to help some old black.

[00:13:49] I detail his car. The only come on. What are you doing?

[00:13:52] Get your fucking hands off my car. The only thing I've ever done that could be considered.

[00:13:56] I thought it was a good old fashioned all-rubbing car.

[00:14:03] I thought we were all rubbing the car together.

[00:14:05] I saw this. I saw this when I watched it.

[00:14:07] Boys in the hood.

[00:14:11] The only thing that I have ever done that could be considered racist

[00:14:14] was I work a Kentay cloth at my graduation.

[00:14:18] That's good.

[00:14:18] A sash. A Kentay cloth.

[00:14:20] It was out of respect.

[00:14:21] It was out of respect for the international politics program.

[00:14:24] I thought we had to dress international.

[00:14:28] Did you actually do that?

[00:14:30] That would be awesome. I would respect that.

[00:14:36] Damn, I loved walking at graduation, but never actually getting a degree.

[00:14:39] How about Kentay cloth?

[00:14:41] Okay, you get shot. It's got bullet holes.

[00:14:44] Something like that.

[00:14:44] Did you see that runway show at Fashion Week that had like

[00:14:48] different hoodies with bullet holes in them and one said like Parkland?

[00:14:53] No, but that's all Fashion Week is, right?

[00:14:56] It's dumb stuff like that.

[00:14:57] Some guy wearing like a TV is assured.

[00:15:01] You feel like a fucking Toshiba hanging off his neck.

[00:15:04] Yeah, like what?

[00:15:05] I really don't get like I see some fashion shit and it's like

[00:15:08] just the dumbest shit of all time.

[00:15:11] People really wear like, I don't know.

[00:15:13] No, it's for rich gay people that don't have any talents.

[00:15:16] That's what you do. You go into fashion.

[00:15:18] No one wears most of that clothes.

[00:15:19] If you're a gay guy that can't make music or sing or riot or dance,

[00:15:23] any of the things that you're just good at.

[00:15:25] So like the most trash kind of gay guy.

[00:15:27] The worst, yeah.

[00:15:28] They're like, I'm obsessed with clothes.

[00:15:32] Some Christian Seriano, Baltimore's own.

[00:15:34] Who's that?

[00:15:35] He's the guy that won Project Runway and he dresses like every lady with big titties now.

[00:15:41] He dressed Niecy Nash and made her look good.

[00:15:45] I mean, not that she needed help.

[00:15:46] Niecy's got some battle titties and butt cheeks.

[00:15:49] The lady from, what do you call it?

[00:15:52] Reno 911.

[00:15:53] And claws though?

[00:15:54] Have you seen claws?

[00:15:55] I see the ads played during the NBA playoffs.

[00:15:57] That's a show that on T.M.

[00:15:59] Young Me, I've grown past beating off the television shows.

[00:16:03] You would have beat to that?

[00:16:04] Absolutely.

[00:16:05] Everyone's trash.

[00:16:05] Was it about a nail salon?

[00:16:07] Yeah, it's like, it's like trashy ladies in Florida.

[00:16:10] But they do crimes.

[00:16:11] I saw, is it a sitcom or is it?

[00:16:13] No, it's like a drama.

[00:16:15] It's like a weird.

[00:16:16] Is it funny?

[00:16:17] It's all those like drama that's a little funny type bullshit.

[00:16:22] The other bald guy from Hank.

[00:16:24] Hank from Breaking Bad.

[00:16:26] Breaking Bad is funny.

[00:16:27] I've just been watching nothing but homicide.

[00:16:29] I love having a DVD box set.

[00:16:31] Dude, you get up.

[00:16:32] I mean, it gives me something to do.

[00:16:33] You don't get up, change the disc.

[00:16:38] You're gonna listen to their jobs right now?

[00:16:40] Let me make like a border of what you do in a year.

[00:16:43] I just, I've got something to do during the day.

[00:16:48] Change the CDs.

[00:16:52] It's nice man.

[00:16:53] Just have something to do during the day.

[00:16:55] You know, real like a real hard working kind of guy.

[00:16:59] Sometimes it says it cannot be a disc.

[00:17:01] You got to take it out and blow on it a bit.

[00:17:04] Put it in there.

[00:17:05] You know, like, all right.

[00:17:06] You're gonna get a little something to squirt on.

[00:17:08] All right.

[00:17:08] Let's see what you hear Delo's up to.

[00:17:12] Oh, there's a murder.

[00:17:13] Who would have thought?

[00:17:15] Dude, there's not many episodes where there's no murders.

[00:17:18] I thought that's what the show's about.

[00:17:19] I mean, it's in the title, no.

[00:17:22] It was on NBC, so there's no tits or anything, right?

[00:17:24] There is tits.

[00:17:26] Yeah, you briefly see Danny Baldwin's wife's tits.

[00:17:32] Is she hot?

[00:17:33] You see one of her nipples for a half frame.

[00:17:35] I remember as an NYPD Blue,

[00:17:38] they showed Dennis Frans's ass one.

[00:17:40] Yeah, that was a big thing.

[00:17:41] That was like a big deal.

[00:17:42] Because I remember there was all over the news.

[00:17:43] Yeah, they're like.

[00:17:44] In 1995, they're like, you can see his ass.

[00:17:47] Like, just one of the most unattractive human beings on Earth.

[00:17:51] Dennis Frans.

[00:17:52] The bald fat guy.

[00:17:53] He stopped sitting right there.

[00:17:54] Sorry, dude.

[00:17:56] You can't say.

[00:17:56] He's way less cute than you.

[00:17:57] You're saying that his face,

[00:17:59] that Dennis Frans is one of the most unattractive.

[00:18:01] He doesn't look like soviet as a mustache.

[00:18:03] First of all, how dare you?

[00:18:05] Dennis Frans is a mustache.

[00:18:06] I know, that's what he's making joke about my mustache.

[00:18:09] This is just, if not, more weak.

[00:18:11] Oh, I'm going it back.

[00:18:13] Oh, I love it.

[00:18:15] On paper, I am not cute yet.

[00:18:17] This is a look you guys can't copy.

[00:18:18] I don't have to worry about this.

[00:18:19] That's true.

[00:18:20] We're low, low, low, T.

[00:18:23] I wish I had big, thick beard hair.

[00:18:25] It's not even a high T thing.

[00:18:26] It's high on wisdom.

[00:18:29] Because I got a lot of advice to give out to people.

[00:18:32] You're only allowed to get a beard if you're wise?

[00:18:34] You got to be wise as shit.

[00:18:37] I want to be wise, dude.

[00:18:40] How did you feel?

[00:18:41] Just being on a mountain somewhere,

[00:18:43] and somebody comes up,

[00:18:45] they're like, sir, can you please move your car?

[00:18:47] I'm like, that life is behind me.

[00:18:51] They're like, no.

[00:18:51] Is it a state park?

[00:18:52] I got a little hill.

[00:18:53] I don't, I don't do any of that anymore.

[00:18:58] They're like, please just move your car.

[00:18:59] Move the car.

[00:19:00] You're blocking it.

[00:19:00] Leave back to the bus.

[00:19:02] If you need me, then maybe if you beg me,

[00:19:06] and I feel like I'm-

[00:19:08] All right, we're going to tell it, man.

[00:19:09] It's all good.

[00:19:10] We're just going to tell the car.

[00:19:11] Who cares?

[00:19:12] Just trying to do you a favor.

[00:19:14] Okay, I'll move it.

[00:19:17] Give me a second.

[00:19:18] Let me get one.

[00:19:19] One second.

[00:19:19] Let me just get my stuff here.

[00:19:23] You don't have anything.

[00:19:25] Just you have one sec.

[00:19:26] You have nothing.

[00:19:28] You like nothing.

[00:19:29] Pick up all my things.

[00:19:30] Let me get my-

[00:19:31] You know you're not.

[00:19:33] You're not even-

[00:19:34] You're only wearing shorts.

[00:19:35] You don't even have any-

[00:19:36] You don't have shoes on.

[00:19:37] You have nothing.

[00:19:38] Dick is coming out of the bottom.

[00:19:42] Okay, we'll just chill.

[00:19:43] Just everybody chill out.

[00:19:44] Everybody wouldn't chill out.

[00:19:45] Everyone relax for a second while we think about-

[00:19:50] Just shut the drugs here.

[00:19:51] It's done.

[00:19:52] We're chilling the car.

[00:19:55] You completely dropped the accent.

[00:19:56] Mm, fuck.

[00:19:57] Oh, no, no!

[00:20:02] You fucking pieces of shit.

[00:20:05] Ooh, baby, I want to fuck.

[00:20:09] A straight man.

[00:20:12] Yeah, dude, I want wisdom.

[00:20:13] I was watching the Batman animated series episode with-

[00:20:16] Which one?

[00:20:17] The Too Faced Part 2 partner?

[00:20:20] That's a fucking heater.

[00:20:21] Well, it's funny because Batman's not in it for all of the first one.

[00:20:25] I mean, just barely at the end.

[00:20:27] It's just Bruce Wayne.

[00:20:28] And so it's Bruce Wayne just being-

[00:20:30] Oh yeah, it's the backstory.

[00:20:31] It's the backstory.

[00:20:32] Yeah, that one fucking rocks.

[00:20:33] It's all just about Harvey Dent.

[00:20:35] So Batman's just-

[00:20:37] It's just Bruce Wayne and like-

[00:20:39] Being like a clinger on to fucking Harvey Dent's life

[00:20:42] because no one knows he's Batman.

[00:20:44] But he's saying all this weird shit

[00:20:46] because the audience knows he's Batman,

[00:20:47] but no one else does.

[00:20:49] So he's like,

[00:20:51] Come on, Harvey, you can tell me.

[00:20:52] Everyone knows I love keeping secrets.

[00:20:55] And it's like, this just seems like a gay man.

[00:20:59] He's trying to suck off his friend in public office.

[00:21:01] Yeah, he's like- The ruin his career.

[00:21:03] Yeah, he's like, Harvey, when are you gonna marry that beautiful fiancé of yours?

[00:21:07] Like a press conference and no one reacts to it?

[00:21:09] He's just like- Wait, he did that.

[00:21:11] Yeah, he says it.

[00:21:12] That's so funny.

[00:21:13] Let me put it on.

[00:21:14] He was trying to fuck her or something?

[00:21:16] No, he just comes off like-

[00:21:18] You just keep talking at him.

[00:21:19] He comes off as gay.

[00:21:20] It's gonna take minutes before this is up.

[00:21:23] Please just put the microphone back on your face.

[00:21:26] It's in my face.

[00:21:26] It saw my chin.

[00:21:29] Old style.

[00:21:29] Damn, this show is so good, dude.

[00:21:33] The animation's tight.

[00:21:35] Yeah, it's very like 1920s kind of vibe.

[00:21:39] Yeah, this-

[00:21:41] 19 inches more like it.

[00:21:43] Which is half of my dick.

[00:21:47] Damn, imagine having a 40 inch dick.

[00:21:50] Um, what do you mean imagine?

[00:21:56] Yeah, yeah, this is where he does it.

[00:21:59] It's Bruce Wayne bombing.

[00:22:01] What are you going to marry that gorgeous fiancé of yours?

[00:22:08] There we go.

[00:22:08] It's better marry her soon, Harv.

[00:22:10] I just might steal her away myself.

[00:22:13] I'm just bombing.

[00:22:14] It's cute.

[00:22:14] I'm just like-

[00:22:15] He's like-

[00:22:16] He's like-

[00:22:16] No, I'm not bros.

[00:22:17] Yeah, nobody reacts to it.

[00:22:19] He just seems like a weird gay guy.

[00:22:21] The judge just threw out the case against Orange men.

[00:22:25] The judge threw out the case against Orange men.

[00:22:27] Also, two-phase-

[00:22:28] Oh, the two-phase looks kind of thick, dude.

[00:22:32] Darling, Bruce is your friend.

[00:22:34] Don't be embarrassed.

[00:22:35] Don't be embarrassed.

[00:22:36] Lots of people see psychiatrists, Harv.

[00:22:38] Well, they're running for public office.

[00:22:40] Some voters feel about shrinks.

[00:22:42] Well, I, for one, am proud of you and relieved.

[00:22:46] It takes a strong man to admit when he has a problem.

[00:22:49] Yeah, yeah, I just-

[00:22:50] Keep it under your hat, okay?

[00:22:52] Don't worry.

[00:22:53] If there's anything I know,

[00:22:54] it's how to keep a secret.

[00:22:55] Yeah, yeah.

[00:22:57] Yeah, that's-

[00:23:00] Yeah, just-

[00:23:01] Yeah, just-

[00:23:01] In a 30s?

[00:23:03] In a 30s?

[00:23:04] No one knows he's Batman.

[00:23:06] You can't go around saying shit like that.

[00:23:09] You're telling your friends to go to therapy in 1933.

[00:23:12] Go to therapy?

[00:23:14] I think it's so great you're into musicals, Harvie.

[00:23:17] Yeah, I might steal her away myself.

[00:23:19] Everyone's like, oh, it's that gay guy.

[00:23:21] Yeah, right, right.

[00:23:22] I bet you will.

[00:23:23] I'm what?

[00:23:23] Pain or nails?

[00:23:24] Yeah, I might-

[00:23:26] Help her comb her hair.

[00:23:28] And your fucking mansion.

[00:23:30] Your mansion where you live alone?

[00:23:32] Collecting young boys.

[00:23:35] Yeah, but that gymnast boy that-

[00:23:38] Comes over there-

[00:23:38] You're around looking for the most flexible boy-

[00:23:40] Without parents.

[00:23:42] Yeah, yeah, parents are dead.

[00:23:44] Give all your money at orphanage,

[00:23:45] and then you spend all the time in your secret basement

[00:23:47] with your little acrobat boy.

[00:23:50] Your best friend in acrobat boy.

[00:23:53] And also your older queer British friend-

[00:23:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:23:57] They call you master.

[00:24:00] Oh, Harvie, I forgot to tell you,

[00:24:02] my friend Prince Andrew will be coming by this week.

[00:24:06] I really like it to meet him.

[00:24:08] He's friends with a lot of politicians.

[00:24:11] Believe me, Harvie.

[00:24:13] These two faces just half pedophile, half regular guy.

[00:24:22] Oh, fuck.

[00:24:24] You'll never figure out the secret of the island, bad man.

[00:24:30] We're the little girls, Epstein.

[00:24:35] I just sit there on the island.

[00:24:37] You'll never find out.

[00:24:40] Yeah, I guess in a way,

[00:24:41] the Democrats kind of are like bad men,

[00:24:43] you know,

[00:24:44] because they're Bruce Wayne normally.

[00:24:46] Who is a global pedophile, Alietas.

[00:24:49] Which all of the Democrats are.

[00:24:51] Man, just agreed.

[00:24:52] Ah, that's so funny that Todd Starne said that

[00:24:55] Democrats worship Moloch and sacrifice children on Fox News.

[00:24:59] Did he get fired?

[00:25:00] Yeah, yeah, and then they fired him.

[00:25:03] That's one of the guys that's like always drunk too.

[00:25:05] That rules.

[00:25:06] What do you say?

[00:25:07] Blue dogs.

[00:25:08] Who's Moloch?

[00:25:08] What do you mean, who is Moloch?

[00:25:10] Don't pretend like you don't know who Moloch.

[00:25:11] I really do.

[00:25:12] They literally talked about it for three weeks,

[00:25:14] well, during the Epstein thing.

[00:25:16] Moloch is a pagan god.

[00:25:17] The pagan god that Hillary Clinton kills kids

[00:25:20] to pay tribute to.

[00:25:21] Interesting.

[00:25:22] He's got the head of a cow.

[00:25:24] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:25] Didn't they find like the statue of it in.

[00:25:28] I know, the season on it.

[00:25:29] They were all more worshiping it and raping children to it.

[00:25:32] No, in his house for real.

[00:25:35] Didn't they have or maybe in Justleins.

[00:25:38] And Justlein had a Moloch statue.

[00:25:40] So is that when people make Satan?

[00:25:42] That's the one they the go ahead guy?

[00:25:44] No, that's Bapumet.

[00:25:47] What about Bapumet?

[00:25:48] No, I think that's how it's pronounced.

[00:25:49] He's getting his dick sucked.

[00:25:51] The goat happed off.

[00:25:52] The goat had one.

[00:25:52] The one that's pointing this way and he's got the other hand up.

[00:25:56] So that's.

[00:25:57] That's Bapumet.

[00:25:59] That's Bapumet.

[00:26:04] The god of getting hit.

[00:26:05] The god of sucking dick.

[00:26:05] The pagan lord of getting your dick sucked.

[00:26:07] That's my god.

[00:26:09] Jordan Peterson, the god of sucking dick.

[00:26:16] I take too many pills.

[00:26:18] Let me suck your dick, Buckle.

[00:26:20] It's time that he's zanned out.

[00:26:24] He's just listening to fucking little people.

[00:26:27] Little people.

[00:26:28] I would love to see.

[00:26:29] I would love to see a one flew over the Kookoo's nest thing

[00:26:32] with Jordan Peterson in a mental institution

[00:26:36] and him just trying to adjust to life in there.

[00:26:38] I know he went to rehab, but I like to imagine he's.

[00:26:40] I should be one of the doctors and one of the patients.

[00:26:44] Is that what he would say?

[00:26:46] Well, he's a psychotherapist.

[00:26:48] I don't know.

[00:26:48] No, he's not.

[00:26:49] Psychologist.

[00:26:51] Which by the way, that's barely fucking science.

[00:26:53] That's like like like rich Jewish girls majoring in undergrad.

[00:26:57] There's psychology.

[00:26:59] Psychology.

[00:27:01] I agree with that, take.

[00:27:04] And I would like you to take.

[00:27:05] Why is that?

[00:27:06] You'd get dick out of my pants.

[00:27:07] I don't know.

[00:27:07] But then they all become.

[00:27:08] You're not familiar with that?

[00:27:09] Just like.

[00:27:10] They all become.

[00:27:11] Bunch of bitches.

[00:27:12] I'm just trying to get their MRS.

[00:27:14] You know what I'm saying?

[00:27:15] That's because you're not as.

[00:27:17] Mentally retarded certificate.

[00:27:20] Yes, with a nest.

[00:27:22] Because they let them spell it.

[00:27:26] Well, what does it stand for?

[00:27:29] It's your misses trying to get like a rich husband.

[00:27:33] So you're like, I saw you psychology and they don't do anything with it.

[00:27:37] Or they become speech pathologists.

[00:27:41] Oh, that's like a joke you read in good housekeeping.

[00:27:45] I think it's like a kind of a.

[00:27:46] Getting your MRS.

[00:27:48] I thought it was like a well-tuned joke.

[00:27:51] It wasn't like a joke.

[00:27:53] You and the girls tell that one to each other.

[00:27:55] No, I heard she was going to get her MRS.

[00:27:57] I heard she was getting her MRS.

[00:28:00] All right.

[00:28:01] Do you and Jonathan Van Ness throwing that one back and forth?

[00:28:05] I heard a little bird told me that she is getting her MRS.

[00:28:16] I would love to get my MR.

[00:28:19] I want to be a fucking sugar baby.

[00:28:22] I want a model like a 40 year old lady.

[00:28:27] I like this dude.

[00:28:27] This site.

[00:28:28] That like, yes, sir.

[00:28:30] I have information that can lead to the shame of Elizabeth Warren.

[00:28:34] I blasted her old ass pussy out for cash.

[00:28:37] Cold hard cash.

[00:28:38] Following orders.

[00:28:40] Sexually pleasuring her with my dick and mouth for Amazon gift cards.

[00:28:46] Came from my commanding officer.

[00:28:48] I am here to salute the press conference.

[00:28:52] Was that was the with the Jacob Bull thing was?

[00:28:54] I was watching the law before.

[00:28:56] Who was the guy that they found?

[00:28:57] Just some random jarhead guy.

[00:29:01] Was he not?

[00:29:03] I think he's a tier one operator.

[00:29:05] She got dicked down by a seal team six.

[00:29:07] It's so funny.

[00:29:08] It's like the premise is what?

[00:29:09] That he's in the military, but then on the side he's a jiggle.

[00:29:16] He's having sex.

[00:29:19] Never mind the fact that like I don't even I don't think that's real.

[00:29:23] That is a job.

[00:29:24] That I don't believe that there's women paying for some.

[00:29:26] No, that's real.

[00:29:27] No, I think there's probably like 10 guys doing it.

[00:29:30] In the world.

[00:29:31] Scott Steiner from WCW.

[00:29:34] Big pop of pump.

[00:29:35] He's literally a male escort.

[00:29:37] No, yeah.

[00:29:38] Like everything in that room.

[00:29:39] He looks like shit, dude, but he's but he took way too many steroids.

[00:29:42] Dude, bitches just want to get fucking manhandled by the people.

[00:29:45] Big pop of people.

[00:29:46] It's like when guys say.

[00:29:47] Above Bagwell.

[00:29:48] I'm going to say it's back well.

[00:29:49] The gayest duo.

[00:29:52] The gym boys.

[00:29:54] Like all those guys in regular porn, they had to do gay shit before they got there.

[00:29:58] What am I saying? Listen, those guys also.

[00:30:01] Those are the bringer shows.

[00:30:02] They're definitely like.

[00:30:05] You pay your dues.

[00:30:06] They're definitely gay escorts for sure.

[00:30:08] Yeah, they'll get sucked off by guys.

[00:30:10] It's like the movie that Angel and Julie's dad get sucked off by that guy in.

[00:30:15] Midnight Cowboy.

[00:30:17] He tries to fuck hot old ladies.

[00:30:19] That was so confusing with first time I saw it.

[00:30:21] The first tricky turns is getting his dick sucked.

[00:30:25] I've been watching the insider all morning.

[00:30:27] Is it the Russell Crowe?

[00:30:29] Is that an old story about my dick in a hot ladies pussy?

[00:30:32] Yeah, it's about your dick being absorbed back into your body.

[00:30:35] I said the one I said.

[00:30:36] That would be inside his pussy.

[00:30:39] He's not my body.

[00:30:40] He's like, yeah, they call my dick the gladiator.

[00:30:42] And she's like, they should call the insider.

[00:30:45] Another Russell Crowe movie.

[00:30:47] Wait, is Russell Crowe saying that?

[00:30:48] And then you're like, she's sucking your dick.

[00:30:50] You're like, damn, that's some beautiful money.

[00:30:52] Sorry, I said, hey, I got it.

[00:30:57] I'll tell you what, I got it.

[00:31:03] And then I fuck her in California, but I'm like, no one can find out about this.

[00:31:11] Let's call it LA Confidential.

[00:31:15] Anyone else want to go?

[00:31:16] I don't remember any other movie.

[00:31:18] I was just trying to think.

[00:31:19] Oh, yeah.

[00:31:20] Yeah, she's like, wait, you also have a pussy?

[00:31:25] And you're like, yeah, they call me the Cinderella man.

[00:31:29] Like, why?

[00:31:30] Like, I don't know.

[00:31:31] It's a girl's name.

[00:31:32] It's a girl's.

[00:31:33] Yeah, because I'm a man.

[00:31:34] It's a girl.

[00:31:34] Yeah, it's a girl.

[00:31:36] Fuck, what other movie?

[00:31:37] My dick pill stopped working at midnight.

[00:31:40] And I'm coming to Cinderella, man.

[00:31:44] I'm in a, I identify as a

[00:31:46] a Dom Daddy top.

[00:31:49] They call me the master and commander.

[00:31:53] Did you just look out more?

[00:31:54] Yeah, cool.

[00:31:55] Doesn't count.

[00:31:56] I forgot.

[00:31:56] I'm so creepy.

[00:32:01] Such a man.

[00:32:04] Shut down with yourself.

[00:32:05] No, no, no.

[00:32:09] The lookout for us, a girl.

[00:32:10] The joke is we bear, the only part of a joke is that we remember a movie.

[00:32:18] To go to the list and then fucking.

[00:32:22] Barely have a set up.

[00:32:24] They call me a Dom Daddy.

[00:32:28] The master and commander.

[00:32:32] Yeah, it's weird because I feel like he was in a hundred movies.

[00:32:34] Yeah, he was in everything for years.

[00:32:37] They put him in every movie.

[00:32:39] That movie, he did a mini series where he plays the guy, the fox guy that raped people.

[00:32:44] Roger Ailes.

[00:32:46] But I don't know what it's called.

[00:32:47] Remember when he was like banned from Hollywood for a while for throwing that phone at that guy?

[00:32:51] Yeah, he had a meltdown.

[00:32:53] I feel like that happens all the time though.

[00:32:56] And watching.

[00:32:56] He had a meltdown on the set of Joker and they played the clip on.

[00:33:00] On, on, well, I just watched it this morning.

[00:33:04] He responded well to it.

[00:33:05] What do you do?

[00:33:06] He's like, honestly, I didn't think that this would be released.

[00:33:10] But he's like, I feel like I should apologize to the guy.

[00:33:12] He didn't even really have a meltdown.

[00:33:13] Everyone's looking for ways to criticize him in the movie or whatever.

[00:33:16] Why does anyone give a photo about this movie?

[00:33:18] I don't know.

[00:33:18] It's a stupid, but they like in the clip, they're calling him share because he's like,

[00:33:24] trying to like, I don't know, act or whatever.

[00:33:27] And he's like, I'm trying to create some fucking reel here.

[00:33:30] Oh, I thought that was literally part of the movie.

[00:33:33] I saw the clip and I was like, this is okay.

[00:33:35] The Joker loves share.

[00:33:37] Because doesn't he say like, oh, share one of the best?

[00:33:40] Well, didn't he say that?

[00:33:41] Take it as a combination.

[00:33:42] I think he was saying that the team, he wouldn't stop whispering while he was like,

[00:33:45] doing his takes.

[00:33:46] Well, somebody shared like that anecdote about him like walking off set or whatever.

[00:33:50] Yeah, which didn't seem.

[00:33:51] And then they were like, I'm so tired of men.

[00:33:54] And it's like, all right.

[00:33:56] He took a walk.

[00:33:57] He's trying to do this job.

[00:33:59] It's just like literally everything now.

[00:34:03] Also other than outside of being being.

[00:34:06] All of them.

[00:34:06] All of them are pieces.

[00:34:07] Well, somebody responded to it and they responded with like some anecdote about Tony

[00:34:11] Collette or whatever about like, yeah, I remember asking Tony Collette about, you know,

[00:34:16] like did a movie, did this movie give her trauma?

[00:34:18] Because it was such a deep role.

[00:34:19] And she said, well, it's just a movie.

[00:34:21] It's like, I distinctly remember a story about her like abusing some PA.

[00:34:26] So it's like, oh, you were charmed by one of the one of the the fucking narcissists in the

[00:34:32] industry charmed you and the other one didn't totally.

[00:34:34] It's like all of them are like fucking just pieces of shit.

[00:34:39] Like the thing is, is that they're very good at it.

[00:34:41] So you don't realize.

[00:34:42] They'll be so shit or they're.

[00:34:43] Or they're makes a movie.

[00:34:46] They're all rude.

[00:34:47] Who cares?

[00:34:48] I feel like Tom Cruise probably isn't rude.

[00:34:50] No, there's no way that guy is fun to hang out with at all.

[00:34:54] I don't think he's fun to hang out with.

[00:34:55] But not, but not rude.

[00:34:56] I don't think he's rude.

[00:34:59] I assume soulless.

[00:35:00] I think he was just like, he just reads as like abused kid.

[00:35:04] That's like, has like on the edge.

[00:35:06] That's constantly like, constantly like disassociating.

[00:35:10] I love him, dude.

[00:35:11] I do too.

[00:35:12] I mean, Chai is the best example of that.

[00:35:15] He's such a like a fascinating person to watch.

[00:35:18] He's so weird.

[00:35:19] It's it's that Hotwoods interview is like, man, this guy is

[00:35:23] also he's talking weird in that.

[00:35:25] He's talking weird in everything.

[00:35:26] You can find any interview with him from like six years ago.

[00:35:29] And they're like, how do you feel about this role?

[00:35:31] And he's like, that's actually very interesting.

[00:35:32] Because I, you know, it's like a completely different

[00:35:35] fucking person.

[00:35:36] And now he's like, well, he's got this, yeah, this like good old boy.

[00:35:39] This like, this like, mama's good boy fucking, yes, man, breakfast.

[00:35:44] But he's from LA.

[00:35:45] He's like a child actor.

[00:35:46] He's I know.

[00:35:47] I don't know, but it sounds weird.

[00:35:48] He's like, man, it's good interview.

[00:35:52] No, it's.

[00:35:53] It's tight.

[00:35:53] Did you're kind of like Evan.

[00:35:56] A little bit like Evan.

[00:35:57] Evan's from North Carolina.

[00:35:58] He's what he's doing this thing that like, maybe he's doing a character.

[00:36:02] Is it not?

[00:36:02] It's not a character thing.

[00:36:04] No, but he does.

[00:36:04] He's not a method actor.

[00:36:06] In fact, then one thing he like addresses in the, you know, I don't know.

[00:36:09] I mean, the whole thing is like, you know, yeah, he just doesn't have,

[00:36:13] there is no underlying personality or he's not comfortable with whatever the underlying personality is.

[00:36:18] Which is necessary to a certain extent for most people.

[00:36:21] Most people do have like some kind of like import of like what's going on around them.

[00:36:26] And it's reflected in their behavior.

[00:36:28] Some people don't and they're just fucking like autistic.

[00:36:31] Or whatever.

[00:36:32] But for him, it's like so far in the direction that there's no, there's no semblance of anything

[00:36:36] that's actually him left.

[00:36:39] You think so?

[00:36:39] You think he's got nothing?

[00:36:41] It doesn't seem like it.

[00:36:42] I mean, it really does.

[00:36:43] You watch him talk and it doesn't seem like there's anything there anymore.

[00:36:47] You know?

[00:36:48] I really, that was a weird ass interview.

[00:36:50] I like the video of him drunk at a pool party freestyling.

[00:36:54] I don't remember.

[00:36:55] I didn't see that one.

[00:36:55] He rocks, dude.

[00:36:56] I wonder what the sister from even Stevens.

[00:36:59] Ren looks like these days.

[00:37:02] Ren and Stimpy.

[00:37:05] Remember that?

[00:37:06] Is it in Solano?

[00:37:08] No, I didn't read that in good housekeeping.

[00:37:12] I always told him.

[00:37:12] All my insoles come from good housekeeping.

[00:37:15] They're MRS.

[00:37:17] Christie.

[00:37:18] That's a thing people say.

[00:37:21] No, I believe you.

[00:37:23] Yeah, I believe you too, man.

[00:37:25] Christie Carlson Romano.

[00:37:27] Is that Ray Romano's wife?

[00:37:31] I'm about to come.

[00:37:34] Oh, well done.

[00:37:37] Good job, Ray.

[00:37:39] Good job coming in my pussy.

[00:37:45] Thank you.

[00:37:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:37:47] I think it came out after that free self-fit that it was plagiarized.

[00:37:52] Yeah, he was plagiarized a lot.

[00:37:54] Interesting.

[00:37:54] That's weird.

[00:37:55] He ripped off somebody's...

[00:37:56] For like being in a party-

[00:37:58] Play-Dryze movie.

[00:37:59] And then they was discovered that he ripped the whole thing off.

[00:38:03] So then to apologize, he played-dry-someone-else's apology.

[00:38:07] And to do that, he was like,

[00:38:09] yeah, because it's all built on top of each other.

[00:38:12] It's like a retrospective on lying itself, like plagiarizing itself.

[00:38:18] He's trying to do an art project.

[00:38:20] Yeah, but the thing is he's not particularly dumb.

[00:38:22] The other thing to remember is you look back at when he was a kid.

[00:38:25] He's like a bright kid and he's funny.

[00:38:27] He's capable of being funny.

[00:38:29] He just- what it is is like he's somebody that's funny

[00:38:32] that thinks that's gay now,

[00:38:34] because everyone called him gay.

[00:38:37] And it had to happen.

[00:38:39] He got bullied for being funny on a scale that is international.

[00:38:44] Yeah, he's goofy as shit.

[00:38:47] Whereas if you're like us or whatever,

[00:38:49] you're funny growing up and you think people like you

[00:38:51] and then somebody pulls you aside, like,

[00:38:53] hey man, you're so faggot.

[00:38:54] I mean, it's just-

[00:38:54] Just to let you know.

[00:38:55] Just to let you know.

[00:38:56] Like this is all funny.

[00:38:57] It's funny.

[00:38:58] It's all laughing.

[00:38:59] We did something embarrassing.

[00:39:00] Yeah, right.

[00:39:01] But you don't respect it.

[00:39:03] And then-

[00:39:03] And you're still getting your ass.

[00:39:05] And then the correct turn is to become even funnier.

[00:39:09] I'll show you.

[00:39:10] I'll dedicate my-

[00:39:11] I will make it my entire life.

[00:39:13] And not be a whole person.

[00:39:15] Until I destroy an entire generation.

[00:39:16] And never have a lasting relationship.

[00:39:18] Of young autistic people.

[00:39:21] We just want to go around and say slurs and repeat the things.

[00:39:24] I ruin your life.

[00:39:26] We'll see.

[00:39:27] I hope your son's not on the spectrum.

[00:39:31] Well, I am deep inside your children.

[00:39:35] They'll betray you in my name.

[00:39:44] But yeah, Shari's got a little bit of a comeback going, right?

[00:39:47] He's got that movie about-

[00:39:48] Well, he never went away.

[00:39:49] No, he did, dude.

[00:39:50] He was gone.

[00:39:51] He's been in things.

[00:39:52] He works.

[00:39:53] He works.

[00:39:54] He works.

[00:39:55] Not only does he work,

[00:39:57] but fucking for a long time,

[00:39:58] he was like the-

[00:40:00] the one of the highest paid fucking actors in Hollywood.

[00:40:03] Because the Transformers movie?

[00:40:04] He was getting like fucking like 12,

[00:40:06] 15 million a picture.

[00:40:08] But after that run,

[00:40:10] it's like literally last four-

[00:40:11] He did that weird like

[00:40:13] Eagle Heart or whatever the fuck.

[00:40:14] Eagle Eye?

[00:40:16] After that.

[00:40:17] And then like the movie where he fucks.

[00:40:19] Transformers.

[00:40:20] He was in Fury.

[00:40:21] He was in Infomaniac.

[00:40:22] Infomaniac.

[00:40:23] He was in a weird music video,

[00:40:25] a CM music video.

[00:40:26] Did you ever see that?

[00:40:27] We were just dancing with a child.

[00:40:29] Yeah, yeah.

[00:40:29] Very intensely.

[00:40:30] That child was like in a lot of her videos, I think.

[00:40:33] Well, whatever.

[00:40:33] It was fucking me.

[00:40:34] It was strange.

[00:40:36] Fucking creeped me out.

[00:40:37] I think you should play a guile in a character study

[00:40:40] that's- we don't see any of the fighting.

[00:40:42] It's just we get a look into

[00:40:44] Guile's life and his mind.

[00:40:46] And that's, I mean Joker has started like-

[00:40:50] That's what Joker basically is.

[00:40:51] We should do like-

[00:40:52] Yeah, like fuck.

[00:40:53] After Joker.

[00:40:53] I want to see the Joker shoot.

[00:40:55] Yeah, I want to see-

[00:40:56] Joker doesn't fuck people up in this.

[00:40:58] I think he has to fucking bitch for most of it.

[00:41:00] He's just at the creek.

[00:41:02] Nothing next tod.

[00:41:03] He's dead.

[00:41:04] He's at a lottery-

[00:41:04] He's just bombing at the creek.

[00:41:07] Next tod Phillips movie is like,

[00:41:08] you know, it's 1969 in the summer of love.

[00:41:12] And Sonic has moved to Greenwich Village.

[00:41:15] And he's getting into-

[00:41:17] Oh, it's a different period.

[00:41:18] Yeah, Sonic and he's like-

[00:41:20] It's a huge-

[00:41:21] Like Bob Dylan is just blowing up.

[00:41:23] Sonic develops his weird crush on Bob Dylan.

[00:41:26] And he doesn't know how to live it because he's-

[00:41:27] You know, he comes from a very strict Southern Baptist family.

[00:41:31] And so he kind of throws himself in the music,

[00:41:33] but the closer he gets the music to escape

[00:41:35] his like homosexual feelings towards-

[00:41:37] Bob Dylan, the star of the Greenwich Village,

[00:41:39] the closer it brings him to Bob Dylan.

[00:41:41] And until eventually the movie culminates with him

[00:41:45] raping a prostitute and killing himself.

[00:41:49] Oh, and he's just-

[00:41:50] Yeah, and it's-

[00:41:50] It's called Sonic.

[00:41:51] Does he have a run?

[00:41:52] And it's-

[00:41:53] No, he doesn't run.

[00:41:54] He never runs?

[00:41:55] It's Shaya.

[00:41:56] He doesn't get any rings.

[00:41:57] He's making him no running.

[00:41:58] He just knows-

[00:41:59] He beats the prostitute to death with big golden ring.

[00:42:02] Yeah, that's it.

[00:42:03] And then the trailer-

[00:42:04] Yeah, just one ring.

[00:42:04] The trailer is just like, you know,

[00:42:06] him walking around Greenwich Village with a guitar on his back

[00:42:09] with like a porous-

[00:42:11] His pet bed-box.

[00:42:12] A chorus of like children whispering like-

[00:42:22] That's the October 3rd-

[00:42:24] Halloween-

[00:42:24] The scariest movie release.

[00:42:27] It's people like, what is this?

[00:42:28] So I don't know,

[00:42:29] it's kind of like inside Lohan Davis.

[00:42:30] Yeah, it's basically inside Lohan Davis.

[00:42:32] It's like I bring blue.

[00:42:34] Yeah, but it's Sonic.

[00:42:39] Yeah, we basically described inside Lohan Davis.

[00:42:42] What is it?

[00:42:44] It is a blue hedgehog in his Sonic.

[00:42:47] In his Sonic.

[00:42:51] Yeah, dude.

[00:42:53] That'd be cool movie.

[00:42:54] People being-

[00:42:54] I would literally watch that.

[00:42:57] I mean, I will watch Joker,

[00:42:58] but I will be mad the whole time.

[00:43:00] You're just telling yourself you got to be mad

[00:43:02] because you don't want to like-

[00:43:04] have something in common with the incels that want to see me.

[00:43:06] That's dude, I just think it's fucking lame as shit

[00:43:08] to do this super serious study of a dumb ass character.

[00:43:12] The Joker is just stupid.

[00:43:13] But maybe it's a good movie.

[00:43:16] We don't need-

[00:43:17] Bro, we don't need like in-depth ass.

[00:43:20] I want to watch acid and watch superhero movies.

[00:43:22] I don't want to sit there and watch Jo-

[00:43:32] The point is that they don't.

[00:43:33] This is like how you do that these days.

[00:43:36] It's Hollywood's Fall, baby.

[00:43:38] But that's what I'm saying, it sucks my dick.

[00:43:40] Just make a movie.

[00:43:42] I mean, whatever.

[00:43:43] They couldn't make the King of Comedy today.

[00:43:46] So, they're just-

[00:43:47] But they are basically-

[00:43:48] It seems like they're just making-

[00:43:49] But here's the thing, I mean, like-

[00:43:51] With all of what Joker is wrapped up into, it does-

[00:43:54] At a certain point, it does extend outside of just being a comic book character.

[00:43:58] It's like, it does-

[00:43:59] Like, people are like,

[00:44:00] Oh, are we not addressing like the James Holmes thing?

[00:44:02] And it's like, it does kind of-

[00:44:04] Like, the cultural events surrounding this character and all of this, like,

[00:44:08] this conversation at large is sort of inherent to all that Joker bullshit anyways.

[00:44:14] It's like, it's why there's this reaction to the movie.

[00:44:16] It wouldn't-

[00:44:17] You wouldn't have this reaction if it was like,

[00:44:19] I don't know, who's another fucking-

[00:44:21] Like, Venom or whatever.

[00:44:22] No one can-

[00:44:23] You know, nobody would give a shit.

[00:44:24] And they did that.

[00:44:25] They made Venom.

[00:44:26] Venom was good.

[00:44:27] Venom was stupid as shit.

[00:44:29] If Venom was about-

[00:44:30] I think his tongue is disgusting.

[00:44:32] I didn't see it either.

[00:44:32] But if Venom-

[00:44:33] If the character and Venom was kind of like this like,

[00:44:35] in-cell loser or whatever-

[00:44:36] No, I would not want to see that.

[00:44:38] I want to see Venom-

[00:44:39] Like, dude, Venom was awesome because it had Eminem-

[00:44:43] It felt like with those shit-

[00:44:44] Before they figured out how to make Marvel movies-

[00:44:46] It was so stupid and bad and like-

[00:44:48] I have no idea what Joker is about.

[00:44:51] But to say that there's no reason artistically to explore

[00:44:59] a certain type of fucking identity that, for the most part,

[00:45:02] people are-

[00:45:03] Like, to the extent that they're literally afraid of it,

[00:45:05] that like,

[00:45:05] Oh, we need to put undercover police officers-

[00:45:08] But I don't-

[00:45:08] In the fucking theater,

[00:45:10] And it's being like addressed in Hillary Clinton's campaign.

[00:45:13] We need to talk about people post Pepe on the fucking internet.

[00:45:16] I mean, it's like-

[00:45:17] Whether you think they're-

[00:45:20] What they think and do is dumb.

[00:45:22] It's like-

[00:45:22] It's something that shouldn't be-

[00:45:24] Like, there's no reason not to fucking address it in art.

[00:45:28] There's like no reason not to.

[00:45:30] I guess, but why does that have to be the Joker, bro?

[00:45:32] Because I mean, what should it be?

[00:45:34] Pepe, the frog?

[00:45:35] I don't know, just-

[00:45:36] Or fucking, you know, I don't know,

[00:45:38] the Dylan Roof movie.

[00:45:40] You can't make that.

[00:45:42] I don't know, man.

[00:45:44] I was interested in seeing it as like a-

[00:45:48] Oh, this is gonna be fucking stupid and bad way.

[00:45:51] And now I'm just-

[00:45:52] It's just making me mad because people are talking about it,

[00:45:54] whatever.

[00:45:55] I'll see it.

[00:45:55] I'm just like-

[00:45:56] It just is taking itself really seriously and-

[00:45:59] I don't know.

[00:46:02] Just something about-

[00:46:03] You like Thor, Ragnarok,

[00:46:04] because it's like funny and cartoonish?

[00:46:05] It's just stupid as shit.

[00:46:07] There's no stakes.

[00:46:09] The fact that it's even like people-

[00:46:11] It's annoying to me that people are even like discussing it as like

[00:46:14] dangerous.

[00:46:15] Well, that's gay, but like it's cool-

[00:46:17] It also just feels like this is like their PR-

[00:46:19] This is their PR strategy.

[00:46:21] I don't know, I just think Walking in Phoenix is a great actor.

[00:46:23] I don't wanna see him do work, you know what I mean?

[00:46:25] Yeah, I wanna see it for that because it's wrong.

[00:46:28] It's stupid.

[00:46:29] It doesn't make any sense that he should do it.

[00:46:31] There's a lot of great people involved.

[00:46:32] It seems like a waste of resources.

[00:46:34] Listen, I'm willing to be wrong and it's a good movie, but-

[00:46:37] And I'm gonna just go see it and see-

[00:46:39] If it's good, I will.

[00:46:41] I'm not a man to let my fucking-

[00:46:42] I mean, you know, whatever the fuck's idea-

[00:46:47] You don't have principles.

[00:46:48] Yeah, I don't have principles.

[00:46:49] I'm not a man to know.

[00:46:51] We know what you meant.

[00:46:54] You know, I won't-

[00:46:55] Whatever, my fucking-

[00:46:58] Whatever, it doesn't matter.

[00:46:59] I don't care anymore, actually.

[00:47:00] Fuck this movie.

[00:47:02] It's where we can suck my dick.

[00:47:03] I would like it to be good.

[00:47:04] I mean, it's like-

[00:47:05] I would like to be surprised that it's actually good.

[00:47:08] I already have somebody that-

[00:47:10] I already have a ticket purchased for me.

[00:47:12] On my behalf.

[00:47:13] When are you going?

[00:47:14] On Monday?

[00:47:15] Oh, were you invited?

[00:47:16] I think I'm going to-

[00:47:17] No, they never mind.

[00:47:18] I'm going to a different thing.

[00:47:19] How did you assholes get tickets and I didn't?

[00:47:22] We were invited.

[00:47:23] From who?

[00:47:24] I think you were invited too.

[00:47:26] No, from somebody that wasn't going around saying that the movie sucks.

[00:47:29] Oh, I think it's good if it gets me a free ticket.

[00:47:32] Adam are friends with Todd Phillips.

[00:47:33] Are you serious?

[00:47:34] We think PC is ruined comedy.

[00:47:37] The hangover is two and three,

[00:47:38] because of PC.

[00:47:40] That's why they signed.

[00:47:42] That might- that's probably is.

[00:47:43] Like, there's no reason why,

[00:47:45] even if you felt that way to like just announce that,

[00:47:47] that the fact that that got like traction or whatever does seem like-

[00:47:50] That's what I'm saying, dude.

[00:47:51] That part where it's like,

[00:47:52] oh, you- because it's so unrelated to the fucking movie,

[00:47:55] but for Todd Phillips to be like,

[00:47:56] yeah, you can't- you can't-

[00:47:58] It's going to do numbers because of the controversy.

[00:48:01] Yeah, people are going to be like,

[00:48:02] you're right.

[00:48:02] You can't, you know,

[00:48:03] and then they'll go see the Joker movie.

[00:48:06] And then it's like, well, that'll make money.

[00:48:08] And then fucking people like executives are going to be like,

[00:48:11] maybe we should- how about we do like-

[00:48:14] we have a comedy show where we really stick it to the chinks.

[00:48:19] You know, and then it's like,

[00:48:20] they'll go so far in the other direction.

[00:48:23] Where it's like, it's not even like-

[00:48:25] You think this is Todd Phillips' big plan to get changed?

[00:48:27] I don't think it's any kind of big plan.

[00:48:29] It's like, like this, like the argument about representation in media and stuff,

[00:48:34] it all happens on such like a superficial-

[00:48:36] Yeah, it's all you,

[00:48:38] you lawyers.

[00:48:38] Strictly like economic level where it's like,

[00:48:41] what matters to you is that more money is being spent on your identity.

[00:48:46] Not- it's like not even really about like,

[00:48:48] oh, seeing role models or whatever.

[00:48:50] Because again, it's like that-

[00:48:51] I think that matters to people.

[00:48:52] It does matter to a certain extent,

[00:48:54] but what's more-

[00:48:55] It's like executives doesn't matter at all.

[00:48:57] And it's like the unwillingness to

[00:49:00] really look at it and say like, okay, well, I should-

[00:49:03] you know, I mean, I've been really thought about it.

[00:49:06] Yeah, well, I haven't thought about anything.

[00:49:08] I don't know what to say.

[00:49:08] It's like, but the fact that people see

[00:49:12] SNL saying like, oh, well, we were trying to hide,

[00:49:15] we were trying to appeal to conservative audiences.

[00:49:17] And then just like being like, ha, ha,

[00:49:19] so it was a, you know, an affirmative action hire, ha,

[00:49:22] ha, well, too bad.

[00:49:24] He doesn't get the show.

[00:49:25] And it's like, well, one of them will.

[00:49:27] And like, then they're going to see it's profitable.

[00:49:29] And then you'll realize immediately that all of these,

[00:49:32] all of these companies that you saw were your friend.

[00:49:35] Right, right.

[00:49:35] Aren't because there's no fight.

[00:49:37] They're not making money off you anymore.

[00:49:39] And they'll drop the entire fucking thing

[00:49:42] like a ton of bricks.

[00:49:43] And it's like why you wouldn't even like consider that.

[00:49:46] Well, no, it's still PR though at the end of the day.

[00:49:49] We can't like drop it.

[00:49:50] They don't want bad PR.

[00:49:51] And like Hollywood is-

[00:49:52] It's service to it.

[00:49:53] Hollywood is like notoriously cautious

[00:49:55] when it comes to any of this shit.

[00:49:58] But they're also notoriously cock-shiss.

[00:50:00] Cockshiss too.

[00:50:02] Not cautious about fucking kids though.

[00:50:04] That's what I mean, they're cock-shiss.

[00:50:06] They pull their cocks out for children to suck.

[00:50:11] So anyway.

[00:50:13] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:50:14] Yeah, I guess I'll see.

[00:50:15] Can I see?

[00:50:15] Can I get tickets?

[00:50:17] I'll talk.

[00:50:18] I tried buying tickets for-

[00:50:19] It's sold out everywhere.

[00:50:22] I mean, like you go to any theater in this fucking cinema.

[00:50:24] I want to see the Irishman, dude.

[00:50:25] Is that shit out yet?

[00:50:26] Oh, I don't know.

[00:50:27] Some people that went to advanced-

[00:50:28] It's going to be in theaters for a month and then on Netflix.

[00:50:31] My ticket's hard.

[00:50:32] People say that's good.

[00:50:33] It's three and a half hours long.

[00:50:35] I don't give a fuck.

[00:50:35] Marty, dude.

[00:50:36] I know, but I got to like dose again midway through the movie.

[00:50:40] I'm not gonna-

[00:50:40] Is this just gonna destroy-

[00:50:42] Like are people gonna go to movie theaters in fucking 15 years?

[00:50:48] Yeah, but they'll be like going to the movies.

[00:50:50] I mean, it's so expensive now.

[00:50:53] Their goal for the last decade

[00:50:55] has been to get ticket prices up to $20 a ticket.

[00:51:00] It's really just not fucking worth it.

[00:51:03] They go see a movie.

[00:51:04] Even with the money that I make,

[00:51:05] it's like I used to go to movies all the time.

[00:51:07] Why don't I do that?

[00:51:08] And then I look at ticket prices and it's like, oh yeah, that's not-

[00:51:10] Well, it's just like, I think-

[00:51:12] Going to two people, you go out to the movies, two people.

[00:51:14] It used to be a thing that you could just go do.

[00:51:16] You're just like, fuck it.

[00:51:17] We'll go to the movies for a minute.

[00:51:18] When a movie passed was out,

[00:51:19] that was really fucking golden era, man.

[00:51:21] When I was a teenager, it was like 7.25

[00:51:24] to go see a fucking movie.

[00:51:26] You remember the after run movie theaters?

[00:51:30] Like the discount movie theaters?

[00:51:31] Oh, yeah.

[00:51:33] Shout out Beltway Movie 6.

[00:51:34] That shit rules.

[00:51:36] Yeah, it was like a dollar or something.

[00:51:37] Yeah, you used to be able to go see a new movie though

[00:51:39] for like seven, eight bucks.

[00:51:40] It's two people.

[00:51:41] On a matinee.

[00:51:42] Two people, yeah.

[00:51:43] And then you'd be looking at like, you know, like,

[00:51:46] maybe if you get concessions or whatever, like,

[00:51:49] those were always like, you know, kind of-

[00:51:50] That's where they made their money.

[00:51:51] They made their money, but it wasn't ridiculous.

[00:51:53] Now it's-

[00:51:54] Now it's fucking obscene.

[00:51:55] Yeah, a large pop one's $9.

[00:51:58] Medium is eight.

[00:51:59] I really-

[00:52:00] I really fucking-

[00:52:00] What the fuck?

[00:52:02] I fucking hate like the draft house and they're like,

[00:52:04] you could have dinner while you watch a movie place.

[00:52:06] Why do you hate that?

[00:52:07] I always spill.

[00:52:09] Because there's no lights.

[00:52:10] I just want to have popcorn, bro.

[00:52:12] I'm not trying to have a place to spill.

[00:52:13] Just keep it on my lap.

[00:52:14] You ever do the move where you get like,

[00:52:16] the different chocolates and stuff?

[00:52:18] Like, and like candies?

[00:52:19] No, I don't.

[00:52:20] And then you put it in with the popcorn?

[00:52:22] My friend did that once and it kind of-

[00:52:24] I'm out of it.

[00:52:24] It was kind of sick.

[00:52:25] Fuck that.

[00:52:26] You get the swan down.

[00:52:27] I don't want that.

[00:52:28] You don't want it.

[00:52:29] I want salt.

[00:52:30] I want just salt.

[00:52:32] But salt with chocolate is really good.

[00:52:33] You've turned salt into-

[00:52:35] I don't do that myself,

[00:52:36] but if someone's doing it-

[00:52:37] Turned it-

[00:52:38] I remember-

[00:52:38] Instead of having two things,

[00:52:39] you have one thing to-

[00:52:40] I remember-

[00:52:41] Well, sweet and savory.

[00:52:42] I remember being like,

[00:52:42] fucking 12 years old when they put the butter out front,

[00:52:45] and they're like,

[00:52:45] yeah, you can do that.

[00:52:46] You can be in charge of this.

[00:52:47] That's a huge day.

[00:52:48] And I'm like, this seems irresponsible.

[00:52:49] That was a big ass day, me, bro.

[00:52:52] I don't like-

[00:52:53] What happened after 9-11,

[00:52:55] that we now live in a world where they have

[00:52:56] the metal detectors at the movie theater.

[00:52:58] Make sure no one does the Joker

[00:53:00] at the Joker movie.

[00:53:01] But you're still in charge of your own

[00:53:03] butter distribution.

[00:53:04] I love that shit, too.

[00:53:05] I don't think so.

[00:53:06] I went crazy.

[00:53:07] Remember when they had the flavor

[00:53:08] toppings out front?

[00:53:10] They were still chained up.

[00:53:12] So no one would steal the caramel salt shaker.

[00:53:17] Someone would, though.

[00:53:19] Maybe you-

[00:53:20] What were you laughing about that?

[00:53:21] About the chains on the doors of the fucking-

[00:53:23] Baskin' Rob and Rob is-

[00:53:25] He's like, come on, man, pull up.

[00:53:26] So I'm reparations.

[00:53:27] You're gonna get this birthday cake?

[00:53:30] You can put a giant padlock.

[00:53:33] Yeah, they have a birthday cake fridge.

[00:53:35] So no one will steal the birthday cake.

[00:53:37] But just imagine running down the stream.

[00:53:39] Smash and grab with a fucking-

[00:53:40] I would love it.

[00:53:41] Just stealing a cake.

[00:53:42] A cake for a baby.

[00:53:44] A big football.

[00:53:46] I love that.

[00:53:46] I love that Dunkin' D-

[00:53:48] It's Baskin' Rob and-

[00:53:49] I might go get there all the time.

[00:53:51] I might go get a birthday,

[00:53:53] an ice cream cake after this.

[00:53:55] I love an ice cream.

[00:53:56] Finish watching the insider.

[00:53:57] Think about it.

[00:53:58] Think about it.

[00:54:00] Taking pills.

[00:54:02] Do you think about it?

[00:54:03] Yeah, just think about it.

[00:54:04] You know, imagine what my life would be like.

[00:54:08] If you took pills?

[00:54:10] You take pills, bro.

[00:54:12] What's the way to die?

[00:54:13] Can I borrow a fee away?

[00:54:16] Can I suck on your penis?

[00:54:19] Come on, let me see.

[00:54:23] You're a little ass dick.

[00:54:25] Well, let me see that little dick.

[00:54:27] My dick is fucking small.

[00:54:28] What have we got going on now?

[00:54:30] I'm trying to see if there's any update on this

[00:54:33] guy that accused Elizabeth Warren of sucking his penis.

[00:54:38] I would love.

[00:54:39] How when did he say that happened recently?

[00:54:43] I don't know.

[00:54:44] There were pictures of her in the combat zone.

[00:54:46] It was like two years ago as a senator.

[00:54:48] I would watch a video of Elizabeth Warren

[00:54:49] getting her pussy blown out by a Marine.

[00:54:52] So somebody's killing tech CEOs.

[00:54:58] Somebody's killing tech CEOs?

[00:55:00] Two-shart-attro.

[00:55:01] I can't tell, but my guess is no one can hear you

[00:55:03] because the mic is on.

[00:55:04] No, no, no.

[00:55:05] I'm good.

[00:55:05] I got the hands on.

[00:55:07] California tech executive Two-shart-attro

[00:55:09] was kidnapped from his home.

[00:55:12] Two-shart.

[00:55:13] Two-shart.

[00:55:15] Two-shart or not two-shart?

[00:55:18] Two-shart.

[00:55:20] Ah, that is the question.

[00:55:23] What happened to Two-shart?

[00:55:25] Sickled over with the pale cast of thought.

[00:55:28] Shall I shit my pants or not?

[00:55:35] No, I don't know.

[00:55:36] Two-shart got killed?

[00:55:37] Yeah, some guy named Two-shart got killed.

[00:55:39] But then there's also another HQ trivia co-founder Colin

[00:55:44] Damn, they killed that man.

[00:55:47] Not even the ones that are like fucking up the world.

[00:55:49] The guy that's doing trivia.

[00:55:52] You can't kill the fucking-

[00:55:53] Croll who was found dead last December

[00:55:55] and his man had home as a customer of Mike's candy shop.

[00:55:59] Recurring-

[00:56:00] Yeah, Croll.

[00:56:01] Mike's candy shop, brother.

[00:56:03] I got fried Oreos there, dude.

[00:56:05] That place is awesome.

[00:56:06] Have you ever gotten from Papa?

[00:56:07] Oh, I guess he overdosed.

[00:56:09] But they just, when you overdosed now,

[00:56:10] they arrest the drug dealers because-

[00:56:13] Because we live in a baby-

[00:56:15] A nanny state.

[00:56:16] Yeah, participation trophy world.

[00:56:20] You can't take responsibility for your own actions.

[00:56:23] They gotta arrest the drug dealers now.

[00:56:25] The man's just trying to make a living.

[00:56:26] It's fucking millennials.

[00:56:28] They need- Oh, we need justice.

[00:56:31] We need- Oh, the bad policeman shot my friend.

[00:56:36] Go off, bro.

[00:56:37] Because these kids are all coddled.

[00:56:39] He's fucking millennials.

[00:56:40] These fucking millennials are-

[00:56:41] They are 40 years old.

[00:56:43] That's how you-

[00:56:45] Millennials so-

[00:56:45] I was watching the biggest club hacks just talk about millennials now,

[00:56:49] like to do about children.

[00:56:51] Yeah, I was like-

[00:56:51] Millennials 40.

[00:56:53] Yeah, right.

[00:56:54] This is why-

[00:56:55] What are these like fucking-

[00:56:56] Like this distinction between millennials and zoomers now that people are making.

[00:57:00] It's like, well, those aren't our children.

[00:57:02] Those are people that are like, what?

[00:57:04] Fucking 10 years younger than-

[00:57:06] Well, 15, actually.

[00:57:07] Well, who's the younger-

[00:57:09] So I can rent a car.

[00:57:10] That's the difference?

[00:57:12] Who's the-

[00:57:13] What's the cutoff for zoomer?

[00:57:15] I think like 23 or 22.

[00:57:20] No, they are different though.

[00:57:21] I was watching-

[00:57:22] I was on the plane-

[00:57:23] There is a difference between being a baby with the fucking internet.

[00:57:26] Yeah, yeah.

[00:57:27] They had like iPads at the table when they were at dinner.

[00:57:30] I didn't have-

[00:57:31] The internet till I was like, fucking 16, dude.

[00:57:33] I didn't have texting until I was in college.

[00:57:35] I'm 15 years old myself.

[00:57:38] Age is just a number, dude.

[00:57:40] I can date 15 year olds if I want to.

[00:57:42] It's just a number.

[00:57:45] No one talks about how Epstein identified as a 16 year old cool guy

[00:57:52] with billions and billions of dollars.

[00:57:54] 16 year old kid with a fucking leather jacket that got pussy.

[00:57:58] That's just a cool,

[00:57:59] a routine trying to hang out.

[00:58:02] What is that looking at?

[00:58:03] I got warm.

[00:58:04] I watched three episodes of feud on the plane home yesterday.

[00:58:08] And, you know, we all know the setup.

[00:58:11] It's like basic race war, like MAGA family, Black family.

[00:58:15] And so one of the MAGA families was like in the final,

[00:58:18] where they have to like, you know, get to 200 or something.

[00:58:21] And the thing was something the police do after they catch a suspect.

[00:58:27] This is awesome.

[00:58:28] The guy in the Elizabeth Warren thing has a triple X tattoo.

[00:58:31] Like sick.

[00:58:34] Excuse me, did I ask European?

[00:58:37] What did they say?

[00:58:38] Excuse me.

[00:58:39] What did the MAGA family say?

[00:58:40] The MAGA guy, they're like something the police does after they get a suspect.

[00:58:44] And the guy was like, beat him.

[00:58:46] And Steve thought it was so funny.

[00:58:51] Steve loved it.

[00:58:53] I was like, at first second, I got nervous.

[00:58:55] Be like, oh yeah, I bet you think that's it.

[00:58:58] Steve thought it was hilarious.

[00:59:00] How did you do?

[00:59:01] Not that good.

[00:59:02] Question them.

[00:59:03] What's the number one answer?

[00:59:06] He looked kind of ripped though that guy with a triple X tattoo.

[00:59:09] He's an operator.

[00:59:11] I would like, like I said, it would be funny to watch her just get

[00:59:15] get her back blown out doggy style.

[00:59:18] It would be sick if she like went David Letterman with it and she was like,

[00:59:20] yeah, I fucked him.

[00:59:22] I made a mistake.

[00:59:23] I fucked him.

[00:59:24] Would you try to extort me?

[00:59:26] Yeah, I like a little cock.

[00:59:28] Yeah, I get my pussy wet, you know.

[00:59:29] I like to get, I like me and my husband,

[00:59:31] if me and my husband are in an open relationship, if you must.

[00:59:33] Is she married?

[00:59:34] Yeah, of course.

[00:59:36] She's got like a bunch of green.

[00:59:37] Is this supposed like are people supposed to give a shit?

[00:59:40] Like what if it was what if Elizabeth Warren was like,

[00:59:42] yeah, I fucked that guy.

[00:59:44] Like like who I know.

[00:59:45] It's why would anyone care?

[00:59:47] Yeah, I just.

[00:59:48] What does that have to do with like fucking anything?

[00:59:51] Yeah, no.

[00:59:52] I mean, in this point now.

[00:59:53] It's Jacob Bull though.

[00:59:54] It's like in the wake of the empty plans are always the worst.

[00:59:57] Anyone who pays attention in the slightest has like the subconscious

[01:00:01] or like maybe just barely like subliminal understanding that all of the elites

[01:00:08] fucked children and that Epstein was murdered.

[01:00:12] I mean, there's no way fucking the guards are.

[01:00:15] Oh, we don't know who the guards are.

[01:00:17] They're dead.

[01:00:17] Nobody can hear from them.

[01:00:19] There's no the camera.

[01:00:21] Deal with it.

[01:00:22] Just deal with it.

[01:00:23] Yeah, that's it.

[01:00:24] Case closed.

[01:00:25] Not worry.

[01:00:26] There's no way you can just process that.

[01:00:28] It's like it's just a shift.

[01:00:30] And now we all understand that like now we all know what's going on.

[01:00:34] It's don't ask.

[01:00:34] Don't tell.

[01:00:35] The policy to elite pedophilia has shifted to don't.

[01:00:38] Yeah, it's like, OK, well, it's a given now that they're all pedophile.

[01:00:41] Like all satanic worshiping pedophiles.

[01:00:44] It's like which one of them is going to give us health care?

[01:00:49] So it's like trying to come in with like, oh, Elizabeth Warren had a boyfriend.

[01:00:54] It's like.

[01:00:55] It doesn't violate.

[01:00:56] It makes you literally cooler.

[01:00:58] A hundred biggest problems that she's not.

[01:01:00] Is that she's lame.

[01:01:01] If she was getting her fucking whole smash.

[01:01:04] My pussy gets wet.

[01:01:05] I got a plan for that.

[01:01:07] What I would like is to have my whole smash.

[01:01:12] By some guy doing pull ups, dude.

[01:01:14] Just really torquing over that.

[01:01:16] Yeah, it'd be so.

[01:01:23] So she just lied about it.

[01:01:24] She she completely was making up that.

[01:01:26] And when we would go by the minute, there was a picture of my aunt B.

[01:01:30] And she had her titties out like most Native Americans.

[01:01:35] And you know, my grandmother would say to me, she was in National Geographic when she was

[01:01:41] 17 years old because she had the longest nipples in the TV.

[01:01:45] And you don't have that.

[01:01:47] And my my mom would always lament not having long nipples,

[01:01:51] which is a native feature, which is the thing most.

[01:01:54] So but yeah, she's straight up lied, right?

[01:01:56] She's not.

[01:01:57] No, she didn't lie.

[01:01:58] What I mean, she probably thought it.

[01:02:00] Her parents probably told her that she's like one to 30 second Native American.

[01:02:04] I mean, even if she like the amount of Native in her what what is what's being ignored is that

[01:02:11] like I've known numerous dipshits from like Oklahoma or North Texas that are like,

[01:02:15] yeah, I'm one 30 second share.

[01:02:17] That's like, it's like anything they did, you know, you have anything about you that

[01:02:21] differentiates you in some way.

[01:02:22] For sure. It's like a feather in your cap.

[01:02:24] There's a lot of fucking white people to claim to be certain degree,

[01:02:27] Cherokee or whatever.

[01:02:28] Absolutely.

[01:02:28] And it does something for them, you know.

[01:02:30] That was a Maryland.

[01:02:30] They put that on their college.

[01:02:32] I knew people in fucking Baltimore.

[01:02:34] They're like a part native or whatever.

[01:02:36] So it's not that she used it for like getting the job at Harvard.

[01:02:39] The problem is that years after she had already been just identifying as a white woman,

[01:02:46] there were like protests at Harvard that they weren't employing enough minorities in their staff.

[01:02:50] And after that, she started identifying again as a Native American, helping her

[01:02:55] fucking employers change their like diversity demographics.

[01:02:59] So it's like, in no way is she functioning as a woman of color,

[01:03:03] but she's doing it to help her employers continue a discriminatory hiring.

[01:03:06] And to stop a person of color from getting a job.

[01:03:10] That's that's what it's what kind of Native Americans were in Maryland?

[01:03:14] I don't know.

[01:03:17] The Chesapeake.

[01:03:18] The Asitig.

[01:03:19] The Asitig.

[01:03:22] The Asitig.

[01:03:23] The Asitig.

[01:03:24] The Asitig.

[01:03:25] Probably the same shit as everywhere else.

[01:03:27] You know?

[01:03:28] The Hicachal.

[01:03:29] I mean, the big ones are what like Cherokee.

[01:03:31] That was all in the middle of the country.

[01:03:33] The famous ones are all in the middle of the country.

[01:03:34] The ones that are still in the south.

[01:03:36] The southwest too.

[01:03:39] The Khmermohage.

[01:03:42] Your Accu

[01:03:42] Your Accuage was like New York.

[01:03:45] Algonquin.

[01:03:46] They had cool ass names.

[01:03:48] Well, we named, we came up with all those names.

[01:03:50] They didn't have names for them.

[01:03:51] They stole it from us.

[01:03:52] They took them.

[01:03:54] They were like, what do we call you?

[01:03:55] And they're like, we don't know how to do anything.

[01:03:57] We don't have a language.

[01:03:59] We just smoke all day long.

[01:04:01] We just get the fucking...

[01:04:02] We just fucking smoke.

[01:04:05] We just blast Sigs all day long.

[01:04:09] We fucking eat every...

[01:04:10] Nobody told us you're not supposed to eat the dick and asshole in the shit of a buffalo.

[01:04:17] We didn't know that.

[01:04:17] Y'all want a shit burger?

[01:04:19] Y'all want a buffalo shit pie?

[01:04:24] It's really sad what we've done to them.

[01:04:29] They're all like drunks with diabetes.

[01:04:32] Yeah, it's pretty effed up.

[01:04:36] Ah, my gang I...

[01:04:39] My pain is this...

[01:04:40] What are they type?

[01:04:41] What are they...

[01:04:42] What were the Connecticut Indians?

[01:04:43] The freaking...

[01:04:46] Have a boat shoe of coins?

[01:04:48] Yeah, you got them.

[01:04:54] The freaking...

[01:04:57] I was doing that.

[01:04:59] Making myself laugh earlier with like

[01:05:02] just Macklemore trying to write his play to song or whatever.

[01:05:04] He's like, if both of them Jean had been wearing boat shoes and jeans,

[01:05:08] would they have still blasted him all eat nice cream?

[01:05:15] That's how many times...

[01:05:16] I got 10 years for the man in his home.

[01:05:18] And she got a hug too.

[01:05:20] That's wild.

[01:05:20] She got a hug from the brothers obscene.

[01:05:22] But it's like, I don't know...

[01:05:23] The hug from the judge is the obscene part.

[01:05:26] What's the average sentence for murder with no brothers?

[01:05:30] The judge gave her a hug?

[01:05:31] I don't know.

[01:05:31] What's the...

[01:05:32] Yeah, the median sentence for like second degree murder with no brothers.

[01:05:36] It's probably somewhere around 10 years anyways.

[01:05:40] And that saint, that guy that did the fappening,

[01:05:44] got 15 years.

[01:05:46] I think he did, yeah.

[01:05:48] That gentleman...

[01:05:51] That Robin Hood.

[01:05:52] Who just wanted to show...

[01:05:54] Let us know what the titties of actresses look like...

[01:05:58] Dude, he's like...

[01:05:58] On their private phones.

[01:05:59] It's like Chelsea Manning.

[01:06:01] He is like Chelsea Manning.

[01:06:03] It's like a Snowden kind of...

[01:06:04] He blew the whistle on those titties.

[01:06:11] For the good of the world, dude.

[01:06:12] For the good of everyone.

[01:06:14] That was information we all had the right to know.

[01:06:16] Holy, all deserved.

[01:06:17] We deserved to know...

[01:06:20] As citizens, tax-paying citizens.

[01:06:22] We all deserved to know.

[01:06:22] Now we have to pay for his prison for 15 years.

[01:06:26] What all he wanted to do was let us know what

[01:06:28] Alison Breeze Jumbo Yum Yums look like.

[01:06:30] That's right.

[01:06:31] Which by the way, you see them?

[01:06:33] Oh my god.

[01:06:34] I'm jealous of them.

[01:06:35] Dave Franco is a lucky man, bro.

[01:06:37] I'm jealous of Dave Franco, brother.

[01:06:40] Yeah, I don't know, but I don't know what the average sentence is.

[01:06:43] I feel like...

[01:06:44] But the hugging shit is fucking insane.

[01:06:47] Well, the family, they can do whatever the fuck they want.

[01:06:50] I like how just a day prior, people were like,

[01:06:52] you know if it was a white man he would have gotten off.

[01:06:54] It's like, shut up.

[01:06:57] Second of all, show me a single case where the judge is going to hug the male murderers.

[01:07:02] That's so weird.

[01:07:04] It's fucking, yeah.

[01:07:04] She tried to do the white girl crying thing.

[01:07:08] And it almost worked.

[01:07:10] It almost...

[01:07:11] It probably appealed 10 to 5 years off her sentence, bro.

[01:07:14] The standard ground defense.

[01:07:16] In his fucking house.

[01:07:18] If someone else's house is just the coolest shit ever.

[01:07:21] That is just so like...

[01:07:23] That is the wildest.

[01:07:25] I don't know what the fuck in the meat.

[01:07:26] Ah, that's...

[01:07:27] Yeah, but you don't know that...

[01:07:28] Because I was just part of like jury instruction in terms of like,

[01:07:31] jury asks whether or not they could consider...

[01:07:33] She ended up man's life.

[01:07:34] The castle doctrine.

[01:07:35] But there's like a bunch of...

[01:07:38] The thing that jumps out of you right away is like,

[01:07:41] how do you interpret that?

[01:07:42] That the jury is asked...

[01:07:43] Because they convicted him.

[01:07:45] So is the jury asking, can you consider the castle doctrine and sentencing

[01:07:49] if like, to say what?

[01:07:52] That she...

[01:07:53] That part of her defense or something they're just like considering in the case in general.

[01:07:58] Because like, what does the castle doctrine say?

[01:08:00] Right? That you have the right to kill somebody.

[01:08:03] You have no duty to retreat as long as you're inside your house.

[01:08:06] So like, it could be that they're thinking like, well,

[01:08:10] if she really thought that she was in her house,

[01:08:12] then she would have to...

[01:08:14] Or like, she would have the right to kill this person.

[01:08:17] But that really is a question of like,

[01:08:20] to what degree is it reasonable that she believed that she was in her house?

[01:08:23] But also what...

[01:08:24] Or the other direct...

[01:08:24] It was his house.

[01:08:26] But it's like, that's not necessarily what the jury is thinking and asking that question.

[01:08:30] It's like, that's where your head would just go like immediately.

[01:08:33] But I mean, you don't know what was like happening during the liberation that they're saying like,

[01:08:37] well, you know, even if she thought she was in his house,

[01:08:41] you know, he still has the right...

[01:08:42] He has the right.

[01:08:43] What do you mean?

[01:08:43] They convicted him for...

[01:08:44] But here's...

[01:08:45] No, they didn't convict him.

[01:08:46] If there's a black person in your house, you can legally kill them.

[01:08:49] They didn't...

[01:08:49] Yeah, if you're a criminal.

[01:08:50] They didn't convict him.

[01:08:51] But let's say like, if you establish that he had the right to kill her,

[01:08:56] he had no duty to retreat.

[01:08:58] Then for her to say, I was in fear of my life, that is like...

[01:09:02] That's crazy.

[01:09:02] That's a...

[01:09:03] Well, hold on.

[01:09:04] If she's to say that I was in fear of my life,

[01:09:06] she should be because he has a legal reason to kill her.

[01:09:10] And in which case, saying, I have a fear of my life is no longer a defense.

[01:09:13] Because it's like, you know, let's say like a cop, right?

[01:09:16] Like, let's say you're a black person.

[01:09:18] And you understand exactly how the police operate.

[01:09:20] You have a reasonable fear that a cop will kill you with your interactions with a black person.

[01:09:24] But because the cop has a legal right to exercise deadly force,

[01:09:28] you can't use as a defense.

[01:09:29] Like, why was Wario is going to kill me?

[01:09:30] So I shot him.

[01:09:31] So she couldn't use it as a defense?

[01:09:33] I mean, it could be that.

[01:09:34] I don't know.

[01:09:35] I mean, like, I don't know why, because the jury ended up convicting her anyway.

[01:09:38] So like...

[01:09:38] She killed his motherfucker in his house, dude.

[01:09:42] Was there any prior ship between them?

[01:09:43] I haven't really paid attention to the case.

[01:09:46] Yeah, I didn't really either.

[01:09:47] I mean, it just like, it seemed like one of those things where it's like,

[01:09:50] okay, well, she's going to be convicted.

[01:09:52] I wanted to still get...

[01:09:53] For insider trading a couple of years.

[01:09:55] Two years of shit.

[01:09:57] I think it's worth more than five Martha Stewart's

[01:10:00] to kill a motherfucker in his house.

[01:10:03] Because, dude, my bitch was just trying to make a little extra scratch

[01:10:06] by a couple more fucking big pyrolers.

[01:10:09] This is where he killed a man.

[01:10:11] And let's not forget about the guy that did the faffing, too.

[01:10:14] Yeah, 15 years.

[01:10:18] Yeah, we should be judged.

[01:10:19] It should be judged in fappinings.

[01:10:22] She got...

[01:10:23] She got 0.66 fappinings.

[01:10:27] Not cool.

[01:10:27] Fucked up, bro.

[01:10:29] Most should be out in like, what, five years?

[01:10:33] That's the other thing.

[01:10:33] She's not doing 10.

[01:10:34] Oh, she's about to behave so good.

[01:10:36] She's gonna have great behavior.

[01:10:38] Maybe she's gonna be on her best behavior.

[01:10:42] I wouldn't be mad if she got fucked up in jail, I guess.

[01:10:45] Fogle style.

[01:10:47] Yeah, she can have...

[01:10:48] Are you like pro death penalty in these cases?

[01:10:51] No, I'm not.

[01:10:52] I'm not pro death penalty, but it seems like...

[01:10:54] But I think you should just be in jail for,

[01:10:56] I'll have a bad...

[01:10:57] You know, like, you just...

[01:10:58] Ten years is long, though.

[01:11:00] I'm not saying that it's the right sentence,

[01:11:02] but just think about it, sitting in a room for 10 years.

[01:11:06] It's a long-ass time.

[01:11:07] Think about it.

[01:11:08] I mean, I have really no opinion.

[01:11:11] I don't know.

[01:11:11] I mean, 10 years seems like a long time to me,

[01:11:13] but I don't give a shit either way.

[01:11:14] I don't know.

[01:11:15] I feel like you get more...

[01:11:16] You know.

[01:11:17] That seems like a wild.

[01:11:19] And it wasn't even like a fuck...

[01:11:20] Anyway, whatever, I don't...

[01:11:22] It just seems like a small amount.

[01:11:24] I don't know, though, how often people usually get from murder.

[01:11:27] I don't really check in.

[01:11:29] Because most of the time, these motherfuckers don't go to jail.

[01:11:34] What, cops?

[01:11:39] Whatever.

[01:11:39] Who cares?

[01:11:40] Well, I think like Dallas in general learned their lesson,

[01:11:42] but that guy, they kind of lost it.

[01:11:45] Oh, the shooter guy?

[01:11:46] Yeah, I saw those cops a couple years ago.

[01:11:48] That guy was cool.

[01:11:48] That was cool.

[01:11:51] And it kind of...

[01:11:52] It fixed it, you know?

[01:11:53] I mean, it's like people say like,

[01:11:55] Oh, well, Amber Geiger went to jail because she's a woman.

[01:11:58] It's like, no, she went to jail because somebody did something a couple years ago.

[01:12:02] Somebody stood up and said,

[01:12:04] All right, look, the system needs to check itself.

[01:12:06] That's right.

[01:12:07] Or there's going to be...

[01:12:08] We're going to go full dorner.

[01:12:11] We're going to get dorner down.

[01:12:12] We're going to go...

[01:12:13] Where's dorner at, dude?

[01:12:14] I'm a dorner.

[01:12:15] The dorner sells with dorner.

[01:12:17] Knockin' on dorner's.

[01:12:18] The dorner, the men of dorner.

[01:12:20] How much longer you got on the beard, Nick?

[01:12:22] Jim Morrison.

[01:12:23] What do you mean?

[01:12:24] How much longer you...

[01:12:26] When six months?

[01:12:27] Oh, I guess another month or so.

[01:12:28] You got another month?

[01:12:30] It's already been that long?

[01:12:31] It's been five months?

[01:12:31] Yeah, the last time I checked was in May.

[01:12:34] Fuck, May was five months ago?

[01:12:36] That's wild, dude.

[01:12:37] What have we done with our lives?

[01:12:38] We're going to die.

[01:12:39] Oh, well, I grew a beard, so I don't know about this.

[01:12:41] Yeah, it isn't accomplished.

[01:12:42] Stop going on the road.

[01:12:43] It's not how much happening with me.

[01:12:46] I'm trying to continue to be on the road, everyone.

[01:12:48] Yeah, you got broken up with.

[01:12:50] Well, I don't know about with, but...

[01:12:52] Broken up to, from.

[01:12:56] If you'd like to see me on the road,

[01:12:58] I'll be in Kalamazoo on the 19th.

[01:13:00] I'm a zoo.

[01:13:01] Detroit on the 20th.

[01:13:04] I'm trying to figure out New Orleans, perhaps.

[01:13:07] And then Atlanta on 11-23.

[01:13:10] Baltimore, I'm doing Thanksgiving shows

[01:13:12] on the 29th and the 30th at Joe Squared.

[01:13:14] And I'm in Houston on the 13th of December.

[01:13:18] And I'm going to add a couple more dates here soon.

[01:13:21] And I'm going to get my fucking nuts sucked.

[01:13:26] No funny mom's tomorrow.

[01:13:27] No funny mom's tomorrow, but we're back the week after.

[01:13:30] The week after, I believe it's the 14th.

[01:13:32] And I am at the stand every Tuesday at Fat Tuesdays.

[01:13:36] We've had some good ass shows recently.

[01:13:38] And that's pretty much it by Nick Schurts at com.town.