Cum Town | Premium | 10/28/2019
[00:00:29] Good morning everybody it's Tom black woman
[00:00:43] So this is Tom joiners a black woman his first name is Tom exact same guy except his name is Tom
[00:01:00] We got shit you lucky you lucky my dick is small playboy I
[00:01:05] Like this. Yeah, this is an extra new character. Yeah shit. You lucky. I got a small ass dick playboy
[00:01:22] Man deescalating a fight because his cock is small luckily luckily I got a small ass dick but still being sort of threatening about
[00:01:31] The way you would the way another person would say you lucky my kids are here or something like yeah almost as if he'll come back
[00:01:41] It's like oh today. I've got a small thing
[00:01:46] my dick small is shit. I'm gay someone sent me a link to
[00:01:51] Subway like a subreddit where they post pictures of trans bottom surgeries. They got fucked up or like
[00:01:57] Somebody went to like a doctor Nick type. Yeah
[00:02:01] Damn the guys are just kind of free-handed. Yeah free-handing like new cocks
[00:02:06] Mm-hmm. That's tough dude. I would want the best of the best for that. Well now making you gotta get a luxury
[00:02:11] Dick holes are bad. I mean you said you said you said I want to send the group chat. Yeah, I saw it a penis
[00:02:17] So it's the wall is the asshole little balls and it's sort of like sewed everything up inside move
[00:02:22] They asshole up and then left the tip of the dick out as a clip. Oh
[00:02:27] Looks like you know, I couldn't tell what was going on honestly
[00:02:30] I thought they made a clit of penis a 15 year old's first day at fucking you know dominoes and are like alright
[00:02:36] Now you try to make a pizza on your own
[00:02:39] You know like all right, yeah, that was close but
[00:02:42] All right try on this one. Yeah, I feel like you could get a real luxury pussy though if you want who
[00:02:48] Trans person I was saying the other day. It's like it's it's funny because it's expensive gender. Just oh yeah, it's like a
[00:02:55] It's real. I don't give a shit what people do, you know, yeah, it's like if it's gonna make you happier sure like I
[00:03:01] I you know to avoid concern trolling. I'm not gonna say like maybe we should make sure
[00:03:07] You know, this is what is needed before you do like a irreversible fucking surgery to people
[00:03:13] Mm-hmm. So you're not saying that I'm not saying that well, I mean obviously there should be like don't some trans people not get the surgery though
[00:03:25] It is funny because it's like I think to a certain degree. It's like, you know, gender dysphoria is probably elevated just by
[00:03:33] Like the fact that gender roles are not
[00:03:38] You know, hold on. Sorry, let me pause video
[00:03:40] So yeah, I'm saying GTA 5 while I'm trying to do anytime GTA's in the room. I'm just I can't pay attention
[00:03:48] He was kicking Nick was kicking the cash register ammunition alert the police
[00:03:53] To where my my urea is why they just start killing people
[00:03:58] Because I'm just trying to I'm trying to
[00:04:00] Farm money so I can buy some body armor. Hmm. So why do you want to do the body work?
[00:04:06] I don't want to know you don't shoot the rest of the police will show up. You just kick it
[00:04:09] They don't smart they leave you alone. This man is a smart grand theft auto criminal
[00:04:18] I had a normal ass penis. I'll be fucking yo ass up
[00:04:25] First of all there'll be two there'll be two sounds
[00:04:27] I'm gonna descend my my fist hitting your face and the other sound of your grant with the ground hitting your face after I hit you in
[00:04:39] 97 bucks how much does body armor cost like $6,000 body bomber my thing is lecturing
[00:04:51] Gender roles while calling them by dude in the GTA universe or in real life. Yeah in the GTA universe
[00:04:59] You go around I move the character next to them like listen my dude. You got to be careful with those gendered slurs
[00:05:12] I do get to schizophrenic veteran of the of desert storm
[00:05:21] Who's call yeah, who's calling a mailbox slurs the mailbox he shits inside of slurs
[00:05:29] I tell you Chinese look at my penis man small just like it was on a 50 cow
[00:05:40] So this is can you only kick the cash register why can't you punch it?
[00:05:48] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, what about a big game decides I don't have a baseball game one what the fuck
[00:05:59] He just that dude here's where you gotta work smart not hard, bro
[00:06:02] But that was in all he missed now he's smoking crack
[00:06:09] Ian sucked a dick that day smoking crack
[00:06:16] Who is boss lerman or whatever boss skags? Oh, yeah, that's the director of Romeo plus Juliet
[00:06:28] Yeah, that makes it way funnier shut up
[00:06:31] I mean that was a gas wait, it's a Romeo and Juliet. That's how it looks on the poster and that's
[00:06:39] That's how that's the name of the movie look on IMTP. It's Romeo plus Julia
[00:06:52] Who's boss gags boss gags is the director of Romeo and
[00:06:56] All right directed the great gate speed
[00:07:06] It's Gatsby the great Gatsby the great Gatsby they were just on Long Island
[00:07:18] Because maybe he could fuck Daisy and the guy she's
[00:07:36] So you're just gonna sit here and kick the cash register you're gonna run away from the store
[00:07:43] And if a lot of people have a problem with the way I play video like how long is it gonna take to get by?
[00:08:07] Running laps to clear so the game remembers that you killed the cashier
[00:08:11] But it doesn't remember that you stole the money Franklin a productive member of the community all right all right enough of that
[00:08:20] This is how I would do it if I came from these circumstances
[00:08:23] So I don't understand is black people talk about economic oppression or whatever it's like have you ever thought about just waiting for the cash
[00:08:32] So you don't attract the attention of the police after killing the shop
[00:08:37] After killing after parking a car in the drive the doors so the doors stay open so you can use a sniper rifle
[00:08:48] I'm just saying you're just kicking the dead by oh you got them both
[00:08:53] Naked for those at home naked only he's been settling for one
[00:08:57] But this time he figured I had it was probably annoying listening to me play video games on the podcast when it was a game that had just come out
[00:09:03] This is a game from what like four years way longer than that the game came out in like 2011 Wow really gta
[00:09:19] Old yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz it's like there's a lot of jokes in it like the their version of UPS is called post-op
[00:09:26] You imagine if they came out of the GTA
[00:09:29] five game and it was or GTA six is like
[00:09:33] People are gonna be pissed off about that
[00:09:36] About the fucked up like dicks you've been looking at
[00:09:39] No, I mean it's like a transphobic joke. I know that's what I mean
[00:09:45] It seemed like you had a real soliloquy on this and then you started kicking the
[00:09:55] Yeah, the only point I was making is that like gender dysphoria is probably
[00:10:02] I mean as whatever work you can do to you know as quote unquote smash the patriarchy
[00:10:08] Sort of a race gender roles. Yeah going to exist in one form of another because of like advertising
[00:10:14] So you can redefine masculinity is like I mean it's like that fucking what was that commercial?
[00:10:19] That's like make sure you be a bro and like like somebody's getting on a girl. Yeah, so the Gillette commercial
[00:10:26] Yeah, so I mean it's like like the like the aspirational messaging of advertisements are never going to be able to do anything other than
[00:10:33] Create gender distinctions and then tell you that you're not good enough
[00:10:36] Like that's the whole point because yeah, you have to buy the thing any exactly you have to buy the fucking thing
[00:10:43] They used to have like girls that were way hotter than you'll ever look and now that girls that kind of look like you know
[00:10:50] Don't they have like ugly people known ads?
[00:10:52] It sure but that doesn't mean that they're not yet getting the same problems. It's like 50 years ago
[00:10:58] Nobody would have been like oh people in the ads are too beautiful. It's like of course it's like it's an ad
[00:11:03] You want to look like it to what extent it creates pressure on you to?
[00:11:09] Aspire to be whatever they're presenting is like maybe yet to be determined or not apparent
[00:11:14] But just because they put like average looking people in there doesn't mean that it's not they should put hot people back
[00:11:19] You know point is is that with their tits out with their tits out even better this time
[00:11:30] Used specifically to market things. It's going to create like again like an aspirational idea of what a perfect trans person is
[00:11:37] Case in point that fucking like just jazz show on TLC true. Yes
[00:11:43] We watched it we watched it's some network cuz it's like that hot like trans child with big fake
[00:11:49] T-shirt a hot child. Yes, she was like, you know this I gotta see
[00:11:54] You know she's like rich so she got the best surgery exactly so entertainment liberals are gonna be like wow
[00:12:00] This trans stuff is important. Let's do this represent. Let's represent people and they're like okay
[00:12:05] We'll do a show about a trans person. Let's get the perfect trans person right right a very rich one whose parents aren't
[00:12:11] Getting a bit on. Oh, yeah, I've been on board since they were like for like Caitlyn Jenner who's like a rich man her whole life
[00:12:17] Right exactly. They're not gonna show you. They're not gonna do a trans show and a murder
[00:12:22] The the girl in Ohio who comes who's homeless who comes from like steel worker stocks
[00:12:28] So her hands are already big for a man anyways
[00:12:32] Her families threw her out of fucking like biceps and Adams apples like yeah buying a pink
[00:12:39] Tanktop and like like that's it. That's where you max out
[00:12:41] She can't wait to move to New York going to be able to consume is and this is like
[00:12:47] This is because it moves into the mainstream then becomes the domain of advertisers or whatever
[00:12:51] They did have representation in art things like boys don't cry or whatever
[00:12:54] but as it moves from being a subset of of like
[00:12:59] not necessarily counterculture, but something that can exist in its own on its own terms in
[00:13:04] In like I guess marginalized media to now a thing that's front and center you like yeah
[00:13:11] The identity of trans people at large is or at least in
[00:13:14] Culture at large is going to be yeah, like a rich one like Caitlyn Jenner or
[00:13:22] He didn't have anything to interrupt with
[00:13:25] What do you tell us gonna breathe you have another wind guard you breathed heavy as a bitch you can't who gives a shit?
[00:13:33] I've seen those fucked up surgeries. It's like cool. That's rough. Yeah, it's heartbreaking for sure
[00:13:39] Yeah, well if I was a trans person I weighed out on for the technology to get better
[00:13:44] That's what you would do. Yeah, so they're like an unironic version of me saying if I was a black person
[00:13:48] I would here's how I would I would do it. I would wait for the register to respawn
[00:13:53] No, I just wait for the technology to get really good so you can get like a really sick pussy or penis
[00:13:59] I don't know cuz it's better now than it was
[00:14:03] Works with like literally any any other thing that people are like deeply insecure about so they pursue some elective surgery
[00:14:09] I was insecure about not having a smartphone then I waited for the iPhone 5
[00:14:18] Here's my use will my I'll say about this discussion go to a dandruff specialist
[00:14:23] What are you talking about and you still have horrible skin?
[00:14:28] Yeah, but what do you what are you talking about if they I'm just saying like wait until they have the right medicine
[00:14:33] But you're saying that you're saying that the surgery is the response to gender dysphoria and that's not necessarily the truth
[00:14:40] What do you mean a lot of trans people don't get bottom surgery and they still identify the surgeries and like the response to gender dysphoria?
[00:14:48] I'm just saying it's not a universal response. Here's what I'll say. It's not a universal response. I never made that claim
[00:14:54] I didn't say they all get the surgery come before this becomes debate club. Yeah, this is kind of what I'll say
[00:15:04] What's the one with the strippers a ratatouille?
[00:15:16] No, what was the movie with the strippers with J. Lo. Oh, yeah, yeah hustlers hustlers. I didn't see that
[00:15:21] I'm just texting me. I just realized that war's name is probably actually worth
[00:15:29] Warf. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, he was black. Yeah
[00:15:34] So I was not familiar with Star Trek that much
[00:15:36] And apparently there was a first of all J. Lo's cheeks. She does a strip tease about an Italian
[00:15:44] Star Trek and he sees warf come on the screen. He's like, well, what the hell is this fucking Grand Theft Auto
[00:15:51] What is this Grand Theft Auto? We watching?
[00:15:55] All right, I'll see you later. All right, I gotta go. All right. I gotta get out of here. I'll see you
[00:16:00] Apparently there was a trans woman in that one of the strippers and I didn't even realize so I'm an ally
[00:16:09] In a house. Oh, he said one of the strippers was trans. So I'm an ally. Okay, it's my point
[00:16:17] Because I wanted to have sex with everybody on screen basically for the most part with a couple exceptions
[00:16:25] The old lady that even her I guess I would get head from
[00:16:31] Was there an old lady. Yeah, she was like kind of like the the momager not J. Lo though J. Lo
[00:16:36] I would I would I would murder you to have sex with J. Lo Adam you would murder me if I had to I wouldn't be happy
[00:16:46] It seems kind of selfish honestly I'd stab you for sure just a stab if you survived. Yeah
[00:16:53] Okay, you're only in the hospital three days total
[00:16:58] Three days and there's no sepsis or anything no you know infection
[00:17:03] My dick is a little smaller that selfish
[00:17:26] Just going through the battlefield on a horse
[00:17:28] You're writing a pig some sort of like a war pig with a boy with armor and shit. Yeah, what big war pig
[00:17:38] No, it's we're talking about fantasy stuff
[00:17:41] It'd be like a fan saying the what what where they would have us
[00:17:45] It would have tusks that's a giant like a boar a huge boar with armor
[00:17:51] And I would be slashing people and they'd be like I'm not dead and then they'd look at their they'd feel their cock start to shrink
[00:17:56] Yeah, and then who really won you fucking idiots. Yeah, I'm right. I'm flying answer me this thing
[00:18:03] I'm flying above the battlefield. What do you have thrown made out of skulls?
[00:18:08] What is your weapon? I don't know how I just observe you
[00:18:13] Created the conflict that made this battle. Yeah, yeah, dude. I love that. I'm on the fucking I'm in just watching
[00:18:22] The the whatever species we're fighting works and elves. I create these the social dynamics to make them fight
[00:18:31] Plays out so I can learn about emotions
[00:18:37] What's your position? I'm the I'm on I'm in the mud. I'm in the field slashing people making their dick small
[00:18:43] Oh, I'm like one of those. I sing like an epic poem with like a harp
[00:18:48] Yeah about like a thousand years of you sing elf history sing the gay song after I fall
[00:19:00] Back she'd be wizards. No, it's pretty sick. I've never seen it what happens. I don't know the animation school
[00:19:07] Like a robot assassin the work this so there's two wizards, okay, they're in the robot interesting. Yeah, there's two wizards of the brothers
[00:19:15] The mom favors one of them rather the other one
[00:19:22] I can't even kill the mom whoa evil is an evil wizard and then is the good wizard hell. Yeah classic
[00:19:28] Dude a wizard a good verse an evil wizard sign me the fuck up for this especially if they're brothers
[00:19:34] Yeah, a sauram on versus a Gandalf the white is that the evil wizard discovers like a secret power and the secret power is not
[00:19:41] See a sauram so he really like putting swastikas on all the orcs
[00:19:50] Majin boo boy that gives him more power
[00:19:55] 70s everything's like political gotcha. I'll watch the fuck out of that. It's tight the animation is cool
[00:20:02] Wait, is it all animated? Yeah, or the battle scenes? Oh nice all animated because you remember when they used to do like
[00:20:08] Claimation for special effects mm-hmm like when a cyclops he would make out a claim
[00:20:15] Clash of the Titans. Yeah, that kind of show
[00:20:17] Soers was modeling wasn't it? Yeah smashed of the Titans
[00:20:22] That's when they you fuck a really big bitch
[00:20:26] The Titan is her pussy. I would love to fuck a woman with a thousand
[00:20:31] Now is that because she's jolly obese or very sure
[00:20:35] It's a powerful and I just do it. Oh one of those
[00:20:47] Would it be doggy style or would it be facing it would be couch style couch. Yeah, like when you fuck your couch
[00:20:55] Yeah, you just have to find a little sure of us. Yeah, yeah, just a fold. I never fucked the couch. I gotta be honest
[00:21:01] I I think I I didn't not to completion maybe
[00:21:06] I never fucked the couches, man. I rubbed my dick up on a
[00:21:12] Yeah, I would really at first I would really go to town
[00:21:16] On a specific pillow and I was never one of those kids that like fucked my mattress and stuff. No
[00:21:22] Created pussies out of everything either was I yeah, I was strictly hand strictly dry. Yeah
[00:21:27] Oh, you never fucked with lotion. No, I got into lotion. I tried it was too slick dryjacker. It was too slippery, dude
[00:21:34] Yeah, they kept falling out of my hands
[00:21:42] It was too much to handle these you went too slippery. I don't know I could get a good dork on it
[00:21:49] Well, how you just but you know it's fucking like a banana slips out of
[00:21:53] You know, but it's attached to your body. I mean, it's like it can yeah
[00:21:56] He just doesn't fly forward. No a banana doesn't slip. I've never dropped
[00:22:02] You know what I'm saying dude like whoo-weeze the bottom of the pew. You've seen that imagery somewhere
[00:22:10] Come on. I don't mean that's something that happens in a natural universe. I think
[00:22:20] I don't know look the point is it was I couldn't get a nice enough
[00:22:25] It felt like I wasn't in control. It felt like I was along for the ride
[00:22:30] Like I was in a I was in a car sitting passenger seat and it's going 100 miles an hour
[00:22:35] No, I was driving but the car was going too fast. There was no brakes
[00:22:39] It's just a pain to clean up but beating off with like lotion's much better
[00:22:45] I don't know. Well, what's what's there to clean off? You just you have a moisturized
[00:22:48] Ocean all over your hands you put it on your legs. You have skin never because there's calm in there
[00:22:55] The bushes on your dick. No, there's low
[00:23:07] He just put a little on your hand and even I found that to be too unwieldy
[00:23:11] No, you just got the Costco sized Jurgens. Yeah, how many pumps are you using to beat off for motion?
[00:23:27] You get no you get some of the lotion on there and then you go back and get more and put it on the other part
[00:23:37] Dude, this is more of a dermatologist issue. Yeah, the dick issue. I think
[00:23:43] Well answer me this Nick. No, why would they put a plus sign in the name of Romeo and Julia?
[00:23:50] And not to look cool and or an ampersand idiot like you would like it
[00:23:56] With me eyes confusing to put a plus sign. Yeah, where else do you see a plus sign?
[00:24:02] I guess they did it to the professional comedians could do a cute joke about the name
[00:24:06] It wasn't a joke. Come on. It's not a bit
[00:24:19] It means so much to me that you all came out and it's like really just it makes me feel so good and things have been so bad lately
[00:24:29] No, we yeah, we appreciate you, but you don't need to go in the detail like that. I never said that
[00:24:38] I say thank you for coming. I appreciate it because I do
[00:24:41] And thank you to everyone who does all right. I'm done
[00:24:44] Okay, I'm gonna go and then you fall asleep in the tracks who you've been wearing for three days
[00:24:50] You wake up do the shows again. You smell your balls
[00:24:56] How vinegary do your balls get my don't get to take a shower this morning. It was smelling rough. What are your balls smell like?
[00:25:02] You're gonna say I'm lying, but yeah, you definitely are go ahead. Yeah, it's somewhere on the spectrum from kettle corn to
[00:25:14] No, you don't believe me, but I'm this is true
[00:25:17] And then my body odor smells like fucking elmer's glue. I got weird things going on
[00:25:23] I'm a sideboard. You're dying, bro. No, it's been that way my whole life
[00:25:26] Dude my balls you said sometimes I would something else would happen like my pH would get fucked up when I was a kid
[00:25:33] And like I remember being 13 and my balls would smell like fucking the chemicals that used to develop photos
[00:25:40] That's god being like these are like a toxic no I could very well be I think I might be an android
[00:25:48] You have like you have chips and stuff inside of you
[00:25:57] You ever cut yourself open to check yeah, and you bleed just like the rest of us. It made me feel it did
[00:26:17] To see if I was gay I caught myself today to piss off my dad
[00:26:27] Dude honestly how gay is johnny cash for covering that song? I mean I like nine intonales and I like johnny cash, but
[00:26:33] Johnny cash he was so old though at that point. I know what a homo
[00:26:37] Yeah, who cares good points like 800 years old
[00:26:43] He's so old them a rare homo dispersed it just the right time
[00:27:08] Yeah, sometimes you just throw one of the classes
[00:27:21] Because I wanted to because I am actually great
[00:27:27] Yep, oh, yep, johnny smash johnny smash
[00:27:36] Did johnny cash fucked a lot in his life, right? I fucked a man. He did a lot of drugs more
[00:27:41] He had a wife though. He didn't fuck around june didn't walk your boy. Walkieen played him too. Didn't he?
[00:27:47] I think he was just on that on that smash dude. Really cash. I thought
[00:28:02] Does my son's name that's a good one dude
[00:28:05] Joker cash it's over cash more than a walkieen rolls
[00:28:09] Yeah, that's because the joker has the dollar sign on the card to on the playing card. Oh and cash like money
[00:28:17] You ever think about that? Why does a joker got a dollar sign on the playing card interesting?
[00:28:23] Point they never explain that it's something people just accept
[00:28:28] This dollar sign on the joker people don't question set of a j
[00:28:35] That is very true makes you it's stuff like that makes you realize man. It's a system
[00:28:52] Mm-hmm. Damn should I go buy a dream? That was very tempted to buy a dream. I almost married man
[00:29:00] Disregion protected or whatever you probably buy it. Yeah some jail broke shit. Yeah, you use mod it
[00:29:09] So wait, he didn't fuck Johnny Cash didn't fuck he probably did I mean he was a famous person
[00:29:16] But sometimes guys that's true sometimes guys that like drugs don't fuck because they're too busy
[00:29:23] They're dicks don't work and shit because they're doing heroin
[00:29:33] That's basically how I am with food sometimes. I would yeah, it's a drug like to get your drug at it
[00:29:38] Sometimes it would be it's just nicer to eat like a whole pizza and 20 wings
[00:29:42] Hold pizza and get your dick sucked. Oh pizza and then beat on no actually
[00:29:48] The key the greatest situation is get your dick sucked first the best
[00:29:54] Apples from cost then yeah apples from costo. Yeah the costo apples 24 apples
[00:30:00] I've been eating the Costco apples. Oh, yeah, look those gala apples. Don't look at them
[00:30:06] They're good. Don't look at my they come in the plastic case. Keep your goddamn eyes to yourself
[00:30:11] All right, I'll look down. I'll look down. I'm gonna dare eyeball my my
[00:30:16] Sealed app. Mm-hmm individually sealed. Mm-hmm
[00:30:39] Off limits Cox Cox go don't touch okay off limits
[00:30:45] Leave it to the big boys. All right. Good take a
[00:30:49] Me my ex girlfriend was having her hanging out her kitchen or like drunk at like 2 a.m
[00:30:53] And her fucking roommate came home. This is giant nerd
[00:30:56] I mean I'd like this fucking like personal pizza box that he puts in their refrigerator and you guys
[00:31:01] Okay guys, this is mine all right off limits don't touch. Oh my god
[00:31:10] Okay mine off limits dude as I know exactly where that man's coming from
[00:31:18] I know you probably eating some of his food. Nope never really yeah never wants
[00:31:22] Huh someone else did yeah well. He's been scarred before dude. Yeah, he'd been hurt before off limits. Don't touch
[00:31:32] I do it when someone raises the fucking steaks. It's like you're using threatening language now
[00:31:38] Like you we've escalated this relationship. Yeah, violers will be shot
[00:31:46] No, I'm fucking I'm I'm generous with the dude. Did one of you touch my m&m phone
[00:31:53] Then releases peanut m&m is when I pick up the handle
[00:32:03] No, I would have I'm honestly not a big peanut guy
[00:32:07] We don't like like you know the classic m&m. They call him little peanut stop. No, no, they don't
[00:32:11] We said you're not a big peanut guy. Oh, no, I'm not a little peanut guy either little penis
[00:32:16] You look a little bit like the yellow m&m
[00:32:19] No, I look like the red one. We've been over the red one. Elders is the yellow. Come on. That's right. You're Mr
[00:32:24] I forgot. It's one thing to do the bits
[00:32:26] Every hundred episodes. I'm just looking at the shape. Yeah, because the way he's doing them
[00:32:32] The head the way your head is you know, I'm wearing red shorts. So that should be clue number one
[00:32:38] I'm also a leader in the stav eldest dynamic easily. Absolutely. Yeah, that's true
[00:32:42] I got like a Georgian or anything but like stav and Eldershopped to a farm and
[00:32:48] The guys like well, I understand you want us to take your retard friend, but you don't have any skills either
[00:32:54] We have no use for literally other one. Well, could I just get 20 bucks for him?
[00:32:59] And please how can I have a pie? So I'll give the street smarts. I saw a pie cooling on the sill. Could I smell it?
[00:33:07] Was laughing about a British guy pitching a book like it's a lot of more than men
[00:33:11] Yeah, but instead this time of war them being stupid both of them
[00:33:18] So you go to a farm and then they both rape the girl and then they have to shoot each other
[00:33:25] And it's it's even more tragic because now you got two retards have to kill
[00:33:30] To save each other's lives. Wait, did he rape in that book? No, he broke your neck. Yeah, he he hugged too hard
[00:33:40] That's right. He didn't know his own retards. Right?
[00:33:42] You want to feel something soft and he let she let I thought the big deal was that he killed the rabbit
[00:33:46] But that was foreshadowed. No, he kills a puppy. Oh puppy
[00:33:53] Remember thinking that book wasn't that good when I read it in high school. Yeah, it's definitely the weakest Steinbeck book. Oh, yeah
[00:34:00] That is Steinbeck isn't it? That's bullshit. My man just did that really quick feels like
[00:34:06] He had a shorter one that I read because it was the shortest one on the book called that a stick of the book the pearl
[00:34:11] Adam sticks with the book about some guy that was diving for pearls. I've read that one. Yeah, I chose the same exact reason
[00:34:26] Yeah, he's diving and shit. He's opening up a big-ass oyster. Yeah, he's looking for pearls. What happens that? Do you remember?
[00:34:32] It's an allegory for looking for the clit, you know nice. He's opening up those oysters. Can't find it
[00:34:36] Everything has to be sexual with you. Doesn't that's the that's how I interpret all of art. It's all penises and vaginas
[00:34:43] What is the pearl about for real? I think it's about a grandfather and a grandson on a like a little boat. I
[00:34:52] Pearl that wasn't Steinbeck. Wasn't I think so I have not even heard of this book. I don't even know what it is
[00:34:59] It's just a fucking bullshit book. Oh, it is Steinbeck. Yeah, it was it was shorter than of my son man. It's a novello
[00:35:07] The pearl the story of a pearl diver keynote and explores man's nature as well as greed
[00:35:12] Defiance of societal norms and evil it's crazy when you realize how many fucking books some people wrote and like how little
[00:35:21] Still considered like the same. Yeah, like Fitzgerald barely wrote anything. What's his name?
[00:35:36] The kid who runs away. What's a fucking call?
[00:35:38] Earhart. No, what if a milieu air heart?
[00:35:42] Continued flying for a hundred years and then on one fateful day in September 11th. She finally
[00:35:52] Probably yeah, what if she landed like tomorrow? That would be cool and she was blue now
[00:35:58] And now she was she was dating blue from tails. Mm-hmm. Yep. She's been in the skies getting piped by a bear. Yeah blue
[00:36:12] That's gonna be a nice distraction from all this trump
[00:36:15] Stuff we gotta listen to yeah, yes queen go off
[00:36:19] Amelia Earhart's back and she's endorsing Hillary Clinton for president
[00:36:23] See I hope she runs again, bro. She's not right. She will she's flirting with it. Fuck. It's gonna rock
[00:36:32] All over the sides of run the super delegates kuck burning and give her the nomination again and then she loses again
[00:36:43] Chef's kiss. That would be the fucking funniest. It would be so funny. Yeah, but then it's like this people that we're so bad at learning our lesson
[00:36:51] You know we never learned our lesson. Yeah, but then all those kids would keep getting raped and shit
[00:36:56] She would have raped the kids too. Yeah, she wouldn't saw she's from Epstein. She's from the I mean the Mexican kid
[00:37:01] I know but like she the fuck not now. She would make a big show of stopping the camps the fucking report
[00:37:07] The deportation apparatus was started by I know all this stop fucking saying that she would continue doing it and nobody would care
[00:37:14] She would do it, but she would make transport
[00:37:17] The fucking tax cuts, but probably she would if yeah, if fucking Obama made the bush tax cuts permanent
[00:37:24] I know obama can berry can suck my hornet berry sittoro
[00:37:38] berry sittoro it's like, you know when like a dentist has all
[00:37:44] Yeah, there's a bunch of uh, uh, oh, I guess his iG
[00:37:49] iGPT I don't even know how to do that. Yeah, but you know I'm talking about indian gay prostitute
[00:37:55] Um, I don't think I don't think in letters. I think in rhythms
[00:38:07] That's what's going on in the next head at all times
[00:38:12] Pepsi the voice of the voice of the american nazi party
[00:38:24] I'm sorry. I don't think in words. I think in rhythms. I think in rhythms right now
[00:38:29] Right now the rhythms are pushing me towards and that's
[00:38:32] I love rhythms dude. I'm feeling that what if instead of we say the voice of the jan or generation
[00:38:37] We say pepsi the voice of the arian brotherhood
[00:38:44] Again, no, that's what i'm feeling though. I feel like the character my carol is leave
[00:38:51] You're auditioning and I do this in favor to your manager
[00:39:05] Damn, I wonder I want an audition dude. Yeah
[00:39:09] I just tried showing up in theater makeup. Yeah spinning full makeup singing
[00:39:14] I have a little dig put me in I love the 90s the reboot
[00:39:24] Let me be the mad about you reboot. Let me play
[00:39:30] Let me be a guy who fucks Ursula the waitress
[00:39:34] Isn't that just phoebe? Yeah, it's her sister. It's the same actress
[00:39:43] I couldn't remember the woman in place. Lisa kudrow. That's it. Yeah, Lauren kinkade. I would fuck someone named loran kinkade
[00:39:58] That's a powerful name dude the kinkades
[00:40:00] Yeah, I remember kinkade being the name of the child molester in the spawn comic books
[00:40:06] Drives an ice cream truck and he rapes kids and cuts off their fingers and and
[00:40:09] Like glues their fingers to paper what and spawn sends him to hell to be a soldier and hell's army
[00:40:16] Oh, he gets to be a soldier. Yeah. Well, everyone in hell has to be joined
[00:40:21] You don't get raped and shit by the demons. No in in spawn. That's the plot of the things that he's a an assassin
[00:40:28] That goes to hell because he was in a series like a government. He was like a black water guy
[00:40:35] Satan to come back to earth so he can fuck his wife again
[00:40:40] But he like Satan wipes his memory and then he goes back and he doesn't understand he doesn't know anything doesn't know who he was or
[00:40:47] But he has like memory flashes of his wife
[00:40:49] But every time he uses his powers it like drains them and eventually when he's out of his powers he has to go back to hell
[00:40:55] I don't know. It's complex. It's a very stupid. Come on. It sounds stupid as shit on it. It was the only comic I ever read
[00:41:05] I love the Paul's music in GTA 5. It's very soothing. Yeah
[00:41:10] Is it playing right now? It's very Michael man. Yeah, I can't hear because I got the cans on
[00:41:14] Yeah, you see he's got a new thing coming out with the baby driver guy. Shouts out to my boy Ansel
[00:41:19] Dude, this is a pro Ansel podcast. Why do people not like him because they're fucking haters. He's cute as hell
[00:41:25] Oh, yeah, you met him on that show. That's my guy. Yeah, I liked a big fan
[00:41:31] Yeah, Nick the New York Knicks not Nick
[00:41:36] I don't have fans. I have associates. Oh, really? Yeah followers criminal associates
[00:41:43] Said no one's a fan of yours until they commit a crime in your name. No, not in my name. We're just on crews together
[00:41:49] Mm. We Rob stuff. Uh-huh. You're like the other guys wearing clown stuff in the beginning of the dark night
[00:41:59] Uh-huh. It takes four and a half minutes
[00:42:02] Where does the rope go to all the way down from the skylights that they have directly above the floor, dude
[00:42:08] Yeah, that's a really smart bank design where they put a skylight in the vault
[00:42:13] You just need to break a little bit of glass
[00:42:15] That's why you have to quick rope from the blimp so that you come down within the speed to shatter the skylight
[00:42:20] Which will break your fault and then you do a roll when you hit the ground
[00:42:24] No, it's your quick roping so you get up to like let's say 80 miles
[00:42:31] All the way from a blimp you did from a helicopter a the helicopter. It's not stealthy enough. Of course
[00:42:36] There's nothing you take a blow to a blimp
[00:42:39] Nothing is as discreet as a gigantic blimp. You paint it like a cloud. Oh
[00:42:43] You make put a big cloud on the side. You just disappear in the rest of the clouds
[00:42:47] Yeah, and then you there's fog machines on the outside of the blimp. It just turns it looks like a big storm cloud
[00:42:53] And you put it frowny wow. Oh, yeah, it's a people like oh, that's just a
[00:42:58] Sky said it's just a cloud. It's frown cloud from Mario
[00:43:04] Uh-huh. No, that makes a lot of sense quick rope out of that
[00:43:08] And then what is a quick rope exactly? It's where you go down a rope real fast
[00:43:11] Is that a real thing? It's a bad man thing. It's called Batman. It's called quick roping. Who doesn't me
[00:43:17] Out of the blimp. Oh, I'm hearing the music now. Yeah, it's really good. It's nice. It's good
[00:43:25] If we got any players to play boys out there
[00:43:31] At 7-11 this week. Just go ahead and take whatever you want
[00:43:35] You can make yourself a suicide. Sorry. I'm not talking because I'm I wanted the listener to get a taste
[00:43:40] We're the gta 5 was uh was fat little boy stop into making suicides that are so to fun
[00:43:46] I loved making suicides. It was probably one of your favorite things. I'm a huge a huge highlight of my time
[00:43:51] Yeah, did you have a little concoctions? Cool. Like this is like great combo great vintage. Yes, but spritin
[00:43:57] Art is probably the best spritin, but I would just get in the lab and I would feel it out
[00:44:01] You know I'm saying I'd be like this you cook from the heart. This is a good one
[00:44:04] That was cooking and I give it to all my friends. I'd be like this is a good one
[00:44:06] Yeah, and I want you the best the best it ever got what pepci chose when it basically tasted like root beer
[00:44:14] Yeah, or birch but you guys are fucked with birch beer. Yeah, it's the same as rich beer. No, it's not
[00:44:24] You're right. I guess you can be right say that it's not so I want the root your beer sounds
[00:44:29] Small your old is um is sassy fresh, right? I don't fucking sasberella sasberella. That's what it is
[00:44:40] And it's tasty as a bitch. I like mug. I like mug
[00:44:47] A&W dr. Pepper which I thought was really around the kid dr. Penis
[00:44:52] I didn't realize that dr. Pepper wasn't root beer. I thought it was a type of root beer. Mm. This is brown
[00:45:00] What type of soda dr. Pepper 23 flavors bitch. I would always wear to me out when I was a kid
[00:45:05] We had like black people like to orange soda even though there was brown sodas and it's like well with the what are Chinese people drinking
[00:45:16] Exactly yellow but I don't know the mellow part doesn't really seem to fit
[00:45:20] Mm-hmm. I mean I guess some of them, but yeah for the most part Hawaiian pretty points. Yeah
[00:45:28] No, you're pretty mellow. Yeah, not saying they're yellow, but they are shallow yellow that makes sense. Mm-hmm
[00:45:40] Bringing that soda. I guess we would make a certain sense certain logic I suppose
[00:45:44] If the sooner was called cello mellow, maybe mellow cello, but yeah, well, no, I he's not really mellow
[00:45:53] Yeah, no one that gets to the top of classical music is a mellow guy. They have to practice cut through cut through
[00:45:59] Mm-hmm. They have to practice like a hundred hours a day. Yeah
[00:46:04] Fellow yellow. Yeah fellow yellow when I got peas on you. That's now. That's my kind of soda
[00:46:18] Spry p-mix for the chinese play is out there
[00:46:28] Who said that? Yeah, couldn't have been a chinese guy. That's not how you guys talk
[00:46:32] I am chinese and I was born here. I'd love to see the NBA just being like we apologize for our comments about coca cola
[00:46:39] There are a lot of different styles of enjoying coca cola and it's harmful to say that it's not good with pee pee
[00:46:47] Darryl moire was wrong for claiming that you cannot put pee pee in your coat
[00:46:58] Proud tradition of putting pee pee in society
[00:47:02] They've been around for thousands of years drinking bugs and pee pee
[00:47:09] And we are sorry and you are free to play your joke as much as you please
[00:47:16] Just a chinese Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, oh, everybody got a coca cola up here. Hey bring that coca peer
[00:47:23] He's like, all right. What do we got? What do we got? What's the next joke? Hey, what are you drinking for?
[00:47:30] Hello is that a Pepsi? Oh, it's cold. Let me let me take a look at that real quick
[00:47:42] Hey fella, how you doing? What's out on your table? What are you drinking there?
[00:47:45] Nice so he's running there. He's really because he's a common piece of community. Yeah
[00:47:58] Just pissing in people's cooks for an hour in a tuxedo
[00:48:07] Okay, honestly aside from the racist element of this bit
[00:48:11] I would love to see a man a show. There's some man pissing in coke after coke for an hour
[00:48:18] Oh, man. What do you have in the night other than a hard time with this fella?
[00:48:23] What's that man was a champagne floon full of the coca cola
[00:48:27] That'll work. That'll be awesome. All right folks. I'm all out of piss
[00:48:41] To my ear hurts my right ear. I think he's from jamming tunes too loud
[00:48:45] You got you you listen with earbuds. Yeah, of course
[00:48:50] I just got noise canceling but I they make my ears hurt too and they make my ears hot
[00:48:55] You know what I would love boys canceling. Oh, yes words for girls only
[00:49:06] I can listen to my girl podcasts. Mm-hmm. I can do politics. I can do bitch politics
[00:49:13] My boys canceling headphones. I love that kind of stuff
[00:49:17] Hillary Clinton is going to run again and many defrinking and I am a freaking here for it
[00:49:24] It's who cares but you guys think it'll fuck Warren over of course because I feel like a lot of those Hillary bitches are
[00:49:30] So boring. Yeah, it definitely will don't fuck everything up
[00:49:35] I feel like well like naturally you'd think it would like draw from the centrist. I call our Elizabeth moron
[00:49:41] Yes. Yeah, me too. She's down my friends down at the the American Legion of beholden
[00:49:47] I put a bathroom in his head of butane torch. Yeah, it's a bitane torch. It wouldn't be you smoking dabs dude
[00:49:53] I am dabs. I got map gas there too. What's map gas? It's even hotter. Whoa
[00:50:02] What the fuck do you want wouldn't it be funny if you just lost like she just didn't even beat biden didn't even beat buddha
[00:50:09] Well, they would just hand her the nomination
[00:50:15] She's got the dirt. She's got the beans. She can still she's got the tea. She knows. She knows who's had sex with
[00:50:26] Yeah, but so are they buddy jizz is a virgin
[00:50:34] Yeah, I said he's never fucked his husband
[00:50:36] Not until his first night as president of the United States
[00:50:39] Please vote for me so I can finally bust inside my house. My name is chastin
[00:50:45] Chastin yeah, cuz he's chastity good. He's chased
[00:50:49] Jesus that sounds like the name of a robot prostitute from like
[00:50:55] Like one of those chappy movies is a character named chastin buddha judge
[00:50:59] And he's a robot that just evil that runs on cum. It has gay sex will be michael fastbender as chastin buddha judge
[00:51:11] I'm afraid I can't give you the gems unless you do something for me
[00:51:19] Like one of those olympics has fallen movies, but there's a female president. That's called olympus has been raped
[00:51:28] And that's the name of the present the name of the movie is olympus has been raped and then you still have to sit through
[00:51:34] 15 minutes of like set up up front where like
[00:51:37] Gerard butler is pretending to be a good dad. Yeah, and good at sorry. Yeah, god your your brat your lunch is ready
[00:51:47] Up with the bus stop. Just clearly drunk in every scene
[00:51:50] It was not just love being a father. He's fucking like cool guy phone goes off right
[00:52:01] Killerman here like agent killer man somebody raped to the president
[00:52:13] And then he and then he has to what he has to like he has to rape the guy
[00:52:17] He has to rape the guy back. He has to hide the media can't find out because then no one will want to have sex with the president
[00:52:24] Yeah, does everyone knows that's the basis of the president's power
[00:52:32] She ran on and I'm one of the I'm one of the
[00:52:35] Few women who is never been raped. I got the best pussy. I've got it's clean
[00:52:39] Yeah, that's a good movie man. Yeah, it sounds really good. I think it would do well
[00:52:48] I think that hollywood would totally beg it. Yeah, whatever
[00:52:53] I just if I if there's if anybody in hollywood is listening you can please
[00:52:59] Buy this movie for me. How much are you selling it for? 40 million
[00:53:03] And he points on the back end jarard butler has signed on he's already agreed
[00:53:12] I wrote him a letter and I said please respond if the answer is no
[00:53:16] Oh, please mail this letter back to me. So I may cut cut and paste and put
[00:53:21] Mel Gibson's name over yours and send it to him afterwards also if you have Mel Gibson's address
[00:53:31] If you have address there or if you could just give the letter to Mel Gibson and maybe cut I've included his name
[00:53:38] A little tube of pace and a little bit of glue
[00:53:41] If you would like to put his name on the letter and bring it to him
[00:53:44] And guess who I didn't hear from that's right Mel Gibson, which means that the rard butler has accepted the role
[00:53:54] For franchise that he's already started and there already exists and I'm pretty sure his character name is something else
[00:54:02] No, it's uh, first of all, it's a reboot. I'll be honest with you. I was unaware of the other films
[00:54:17] Fresh ip yeah, it's like a badly tenant port of call
[00:54:21] You would have nothing to do with badly tenant as you know, I'm an agent and I have package deals
[00:54:48] I've been drinking a lot orange soda. That's yep
[00:54:53] This sounds really good man. Yeah, I'd watch this shit out of that
[00:54:59] Chinese Rodney danger field, baby. This is the prayer
[00:55:05] Is that coke what's that a Coca-Cola? Hey?
[00:55:21] Mitch McConnell. Yeah, Mitch Mitch McConnell. I'm done with him, bro
[00:55:26] Why Moscow Mitch dude and freaking Moscow
[00:55:29] That's so she said shit. We're we're fucking Hillary Clinton is on a podcast. She says that Tulsi gabbard is a Russian asset
[00:55:36] Yeah, she goes she's a Russian asset and there's other people too. You know, that is if Jill signed doesn't run again
[00:55:41] Who's a Russian asset herself? Yeah, you know and then
[00:55:45] fucking like Hillary people went and said like she said Republicans and it's like it is crystal clear
[00:55:53] There's no way she said anything other than Russians
[00:55:55] Yeah, the New York Times just changed their article to reflect that she said Hillary people are a lot of corrections
[00:56:01] Straight up QAnon people at this point. The New York Times willingly like without like I mean it takes two seconds
[00:56:09] Wait, but doesn't recording exist the recording exists. There's no way they didn't know they would just lie
[00:56:15] They're just lying on behalf. What pockets does she do?
[00:56:18] Choppa. Yeah, Tim Dylan is going to hell. She did Tim Dylan is going to hell and she said that
[00:56:23] And Tim didn't put the screws she did the rad dude gas
[00:56:30] Tell you about fucking pork chops your husband. What's his name again? It's Simon. Why is it wise?
[00:56:35] Why is it Stern? Oh bill Clinton, right?
[00:56:40] What's that deal with he had a plane didn't he?
[00:56:43] Hit a plane that was like souped up or something
[00:56:45] What was the name of a souped up plane?
[00:56:50] I hate soup tastes like eating somebody else's vomit right so he chewed
[00:56:59] They've been trying to remember Rodney Dangerfield's name and he came up with Dominic angle
[00:57:14] Amazing. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah, one. Yeah
[00:57:17] Yeah, yeah when him just like sticking his head in that green room at that show that one time being like who's up next?
[00:57:31] You know his name that who's up next is it will seveen
[00:57:35] It sounds nothing like the original. Oh my god. He rocks
[00:57:49] Oh, yeah, very good. If there was a third mic on
[00:57:52] Oh, yeah, Greg. Oh, I didn't even think of including you
[00:57:56] Oh, who are you gonna put in there? I wouldn't even consider you in the leads
[00:58:12] He's the third mic Jake Flores Jake Flores for this part Charlemagne the god
[00:58:20] Charlemagne and three a year or whatever name
[00:58:25] Unbelievable and this man tried to school us
[00:58:27] The breakfast club this man jesus good school is on the breakfast club wearing headphones the Brexit club
[00:58:36] The Brexit club like this like sorry you don't rent music. Is it? Are you my grapes?
[00:58:46] I think it fell apart again. What didn't they vote on this like 10 years ago? Yeah, the fuck dude
[00:58:52] Just get out for us Johnson. Can we don't want you in europe bitch?
[00:58:56] That's where they call it breakfast. It sounds like breakfast and then they also say cheerio
[00:59:00] Which is a type of practice yeah, they're obsessed with breakfast over there
[00:59:06] Obsessed they love saying frosted flakes
[00:59:18] Classic English expression. Yeah, they're always saying that
[00:59:21] Damn they really they were out. They're just fucking
[00:59:27] I don't believe that sounds like cockney slang. I always thought that
[00:59:30] We'll talk about like we got mike on the ones and twos. It sounds like something
[00:59:34] What is minding your peas and cues mean like not having dyslexia
[00:59:40] Yeah, it's like you better not be a fucking retard
[00:59:43] Oh because there's opposite looking yeah. Oh, okay. I never got that. Well now you did
[00:59:53] It's a cross. No one gets that wrong unless you're like corn or something. Yeah, you do
[00:59:58] Don't write backwards letters toys are us. Yeah corn and toys are
[01:00:02] A business the Hebrew is backwards. That's true. You're all but they're writing in the right way
[01:00:07] Your own mother tone. No, no wrong incorrect. It's wrong. Well Hebrew copied that from corn
[01:00:13] Yep, they saw that are and they're like that's fucking crazy
[01:00:16] Follow the leader. It's very much a yeah traditional Hebrew song
[01:00:22] Freak on a leash is actually about all the Jewish slaves that the Egyptians had
[01:00:28] They were on a leash about how big the nose is
[01:00:40] Interesting yeah, mm-hmm. That's the sparrow
[01:00:47] Kish isn't Jewish. I know but they got eggs and rice the leash. I got you
[01:00:52] Can eat kish if it doesn't have ham in it really you can meet you can mix cheese and egg
[01:00:58] Yeah, just not meeting not meeting cheese. It's a super rule. Isn't dairy and egg. Isn't dairy cheese
[01:01:10] Or dairy they're neither that that feeling they gotta be one of the other bro
[01:01:14] They put them in the dairy category just because it makes not in kosher though in kosher
[01:01:18] It's just like in kosher. They're like thinking an apple
[01:01:22] But it's it's either meat or it's dairy. You got to pick one bro
[01:01:41] Feel like I could do okay in a third mike off
[01:01:45] What we have to do still thinking about that, huh? It'd be like American Ninja Warrior. Uh-huh
[01:01:52] I miss obstacle courses. I used to love those in as a kid. Me too. Would you be some reason?
[01:01:58] No, they'd be like that, you know, they're like spiel day
[01:02:03] Either field days or like the police department would have like a like a community like we would do our shit fire truck
[01:02:10] And then you can like do the climbs through an obstacle course about cake walk
[01:02:15] You know the events like that we would do ours with the edward do burns arena
[01:02:20] Arena boston street. Yeah, it's not much of an arena adam did an obstacle course that the edward does guys arena
[01:02:26] Edward do guys arena really you know that's not they have one of those in a
[01:02:34] For some reason no it sounds like the vegas or land are basically the same thing kind of yeah
[01:02:40] Thank you guys Vegas is like or lander for grownups
[01:02:44] Whoa for really mature or lando. Yeah, fuck off
[01:02:48] Take that or land though enjoy your NBA team or lando shots mf and fire
[01:02:53] Will he also have some more like snorlan though that place is fucking boring boring as hell
[01:03:01] I'm done with you. Yeah, rolondo magic. I'd like to show you a magic trick
[01:03:05] It's that one from the dark knight where he's fucking stabs a guy in the eye of the pencil
[01:03:09] That wasn't even magic. It kind of was magic. How is that magic because I believe in it
[01:03:17] It didn't disappear was inside of his hand. You don't know that it wasn't inside his hand
[01:03:22] Didn't he stabbed him through the hand with a pencil?
[01:03:23] He stabbed him to the head he puts the pencil on the table
[01:03:26] Did john wicks mooc john wicks stole that move from the joker
[01:03:30] Because they talk about it. Can you imagine john joker? Oh my
[01:03:36] Unassassin with the skills of john wick but with the deranged outlook of the joker
[01:03:41] Yeah, the sense of humor man. I would love to see how that would be something dark social commentary about
[01:03:48] Marxism or whatever but through the eyes of the john joker
[01:04:10] And I haven't really had an answer but i'm thinking yeah i'm the joker
[01:04:36] It's just a fucking car. I saw joker wick put 17 men into that car
[01:04:53] That's beautiful man. I'm about to start doing caught some some drawings for my
[01:04:57] Deviant art of john joker and joker wick how we just ride around the corner, dude. Yeah, well, we all know i'm gonna be john wick
[01:05:05] You're gonna take me almost nothing but a black suit
[01:05:11] You really should have run your hair out of your shitty. I know man
[01:05:14] So like just these horrible stringy bullshit for like six months to be john wick for one night
[01:05:21] I'm john wick. I'm john wick. I'm john wick. I'm john wick. I'm chesin. Can you tell?
[01:05:26] It's obvious i'm john just wearing a suit
[01:05:28] Yeah, you don't even have guns. I have a fake gun, but i have a black suit. Yeah
[01:05:33] I'm just fucking growing out one side burn and coming it over
[01:05:38] Just all long and pubey. I'm john wick. I'm john wick from the john wick movies
[01:05:45] And yes, he says joker makeup on this time
[01:05:56] Who's i am fucking a guy i'm getting fucked by young guy
[01:06:17] Mm a mm. Mm. Michael madson michael more association
[01:06:24] Is that what it stands for? Yep. This is stand for
[01:06:31] He's fucking dude i am anyone else tired of these fucking millennials i'm sick of them
[01:06:36] Personally as a gen Z member myself they make me horny what
[01:06:45] Yeah, there's nothing like fucking a millennial
[01:07:05] Who's that Daniel's and Hendrickson's daughter brother
[01:07:10] What's Daniel's real name Lance something? Oh, yeah, maybe he's Lance. No
[01:07:14] Wait, no, I can't remember Lance Henriksen from that other guy
[01:07:25] Ernie Douglas pussy pussy lips dude. I'm looking these pop corners and they're really straight
[01:07:33] This box of pop corners you got over here is really looking at me. Yeah, I can solve it
[01:07:38] I get some pop corners. Whoa, how did you get in here? You have 28 dude?
[01:07:41] How did you get in the mix Adam you have a Costco membership so you can't have one but I don't have pop corners
[01:07:48] Maybe you should have thought about that when you went to Costco dude
[01:07:52] I know thanks when I also know but it doesn't really matter
[01:07:55] What matters is I will be having one of the white
[01:08:01] So it's okay. Thank you. Thank you Nick
[01:08:04] Oh, I suck my dang sock mind dang sock mind dick. Yeah, pop corners are good. They're really good
[01:08:13] Lance Redick. That's it. Oh, yeah, it's Henriksen is that sounds similar Lance Redick's the black guy from the wire, right?
[01:08:28] Who's another guy that has a similar? I don't know who that is. I don't know who any of them are
[01:08:32] No, Scott Glenn and you know Lance Henriksen. This is Scott Glenn
[01:08:40] He's in training day. He's oh, yeah, he's um the guy you get it gets yeah
[01:08:45] Yeah, he's in training day. He's in silence of the lambs. I only know from from training day
[01:08:51] Yeah, but yeah, he's awesome Lance Henriksen. What's naming like something with an O at the end? You know what?
[01:09:03] My name is a lobo concade and the Olympus has been raped
[01:09:13] You know him what's he been in a bunch of shit. I don't know man. Okay, is an alien he plays Bishop and aliens
[01:09:22] Whatever you fucking remember aliens not really Bishop
[01:09:26] From aliens no, I'm not not that Frank millennium. I'm not that deep in the aliens
[01:09:53] They made a show about a guy named Frank millennium
[01:10:00] Access to be eyes in Frank black now consultant with the ability to see inside the minds of criminals
[01:10:06] Working for a mysterious organization known as the millennium group. But Lance Henriksen plays a millennial. Oh, I see I see
[01:10:13] I see how we're coming from I feel like I'm the voice of a generation. Yeah
[01:10:18] It's so funny that what's your name is now Lena Dunham. Yeah, she's just
[01:10:22] Put out the pasture and just sold her off to a pig farm
[01:10:27] She's out there eating slop milked by lesbian
[01:10:32] Their pig milk sold off for to the highest bidder
[01:10:36] Sometimes 15 cents. She lives she lives at Woos from
[01:10:41] Deadwood. Yeah, she's dead bodies. She eats people for
[01:10:44] I'll swear to the mob she's eating people. Yeah
[01:10:51] It is funny how little like she's got a bunch of followers and her tweets do not do numbers
[01:10:58] Yeah, she gets like 50 lights weird dude, and I'm almost like cuz she had her moment in the past
[01:11:03] That's what happens if you look what it's gonna be great once the the fucking
[01:11:08] The the sun sets on this podcast. Oh dude, and then people are like what the fuck were we laughing dude?
[01:11:15] Yeah, it'd be so funny. Yeah, and then it'd be like oh, you know, I can't believe like it's like well
[01:11:26] We say it's not first of all make no mistake. We know we hate the show that liked it
[01:11:32] People that liked it will have to be like it was never good and I never liked it was never good
[01:11:38] Oh like the way people say Louie's bed. Yeah, funny now. Yeah, it's like okay
[01:11:42] We've they found out about us checking off in front of people who jacking off in front of each other in front of each other
[01:11:54] They find that we rigged the world series. Oh, yeah, like the white the black socks
[01:11:59] Our bar is it has a criminal mastermind. I rigged the world series. So toro style. Yeah, Barry
[01:12:09] Somehow a chinese baseball team that was ever heard of wins the series and not even the league
[01:12:14] They're not even yeah, they came in overnight the freaking nationals are about to win. Yeah, what would china's baseball team be called?
[01:12:22] They probably have a ton don't they the nationals probably that's true
[01:12:25] The smash and also no they don't have sex the chinese
[01:12:30] No, I said that I said that once and I think you guys made fun of me for saying that
[01:12:35] We're saying they don't have sex. I feel like they don't have sex with each other or this
[01:12:41] Maybe that's what I mean. They don't seem horny. They seem like they're busy Japanese don't have sex though, right?
[01:12:45] The Japanese don't but I don't know about the Chinese the Chinese probably do actually you think yeah, dude
[01:12:51] They're all out in the you know you're out in the fields and shit and the factories
[01:12:56] You're working up a nice horny guy doesn't look like china has baseball Taiwan is baseball. Yeah, yeah, they like baseball
[01:13:03] Mainland china korea and japan do too. That's right
[01:13:09] Um, okay finish where you're looking up
[01:13:16] And go prepare for an audition where I play the role of the cnL
[01:13:19] The Chinese national baseball league sounds cute
[01:13:33] Oh, yeah, the team's they're just dumb names like you'd expect
[01:13:42] What is okay finds your plugs if you're just gonna walk away. Oh, no, I'm looking at now apparently doja cat
[01:13:48] Who's hot as shit is dating somebody who's ugly and looks looks like a fucking nerd
[01:14:05] Just come to fucking see me man who gives a fuck go to stabi.biz
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[01:14:19] At the stress factory in jersey on the 6th of November
[01:14:22] I'm gonna be in Lafayette and New Orleans on the 8th and the 9th
[01:14:25] And then i'm gonna be in at lanton on the 23rd in tennessee national at zany's on the 24th
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[01:14:41] But he mom's tomorrow. We got a hot show with a hot we got some great acts hot load for your fucking titties
[01:14:48] So what would chinese baseball teams be called?
[01:14:52] Are we gave up on that because you left the room? I peed yeah, sorry the dragons
[01:15:01] Nice try man, but no our hearts aren't in it anymore adam. Thank you. Sorry. Sorry everyone. It's adam's fault