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Bonus 158 - congrats to the naturals

Cum Town | Premium | 11/03/2019

[00:00:00] Shat his shat on this pants
[00:00:02] Very nicely done. They're shat him and with that we're off. Oh, we're off already
[00:00:08] Shat him. They're calling me. Shat him. They're cool. Shat your pants because you shat yourself in the past
[00:00:14] shardam
[00:00:15] Adams can he shave lines he do his eyebrows everybody's a law firm shardam shit him in bathroom
[00:00:22] That's good. Yeah
[00:00:24] Shardam shit him in bathroom. So you sure that's for if you shart you shit or anything that happens in the bathroom shit show
[00:00:32] Welcome to the shit show
[00:00:36] Welcome to the shit show
[00:00:38] Oh my ass is filled with shit please get this shit out my ass
[00:00:47] I can't wait to shit on you
[00:00:52] From my asshole the shit comes from my asshole
[00:00:55] And I want to just
[00:01:05] Gones and fucking roses brother
[00:01:08] Rock and roll used to fucking me
[00:01:13] Rock and roll you
[00:01:16] fucking rock
[00:01:19] God would have
[00:01:21] Pecetic figure to even remotely visit we don't have to save my name from my penis
[00:01:28] Yeah, I just didn't even think about that guy I think of I think about him more often than once you you're like
[00:01:36] Let's see how bad it's gotten
[00:01:39] And then it's like you know, he'll do an interview with like
[00:01:43] some arts quarterly that only covers like you know, it's like like
[00:01:49] Hobbies and crafts
[00:01:53] Try monthly
[00:01:58] And they're like we finally got a website and the editor the editor is like a
[00:02:05] 67 year old woman with like three adult sons or lawyers
[00:02:09] Mm-hmm, and then she just does you know scrapbooking or whatever. That's right. I'm gonna start a local newspaper
[00:02:15] We're interviewing
[00:02:17] You know him
[00:02:20] him a
[00:02:22] Local comedians it's just
[00:02:25] Yeah, it's always just so it's always just so sad
[00:02:28] I think it's cool to love rock and roll dude in
[00:02:31] 2019 to talk about being a rock and roll guy
[00:02:34] Yeah, I love throwing on the scorpions and just rocking it. Oh, here I am getting sort of my man. Yeah, they're gay band
[00:02:49] No, they're German no wait, that's the jungle guys. Yeah the jungle
[00:03:04] No
[00:03:13] Here we call I don't think slash would like that very much
[00:03:18] Mother with my slat my original name is black slash white
[00:03:24] Like slash Jewish yeah, he's mixed yeah, you should be you should know that come on
[00:03:29] The one of the only cool guys in Judaism well all of the cool all the black slash Jewish are cool
[00:03:36] Yeah, but Lenny Kravitz
[00:03:38] Barack Obama Drake
[00:03:42] Dreyer Rudolph Drake's not Drake's not as cool slash Joe Jeffrey Epstein
[00:03:48] Jeffrey he was half black from the waist down baby
[00:03:51] Oh
[00:04:00] And I don't accept no I just met it in the way that people said it's a little school that they have large penis
[00:04:05] No, I didn't I apologize to the community that is fucked up
[00:04:09] I didn't mean to say it that way and I didn't you should take a leap of options. Okay, take a two-minute leave of
[00:04:15] All right, I'll see you guys. I'm gonna think about things. I'm putting the phone. I'm doing you're out of the family timer
[00:04:22] You're out of this this thing this thing of ours podcasting
[00:04:27] Did should we start making people in podcasting you see this four of us we all at HIV we called it this thing about
[00:04:37] Big secret nobody knew
[00:04:39] We pass it around the girls in North Jersey without telling them
[00:04:46] The coast of no cells
[00:04:54] Fuck or you can come you can talk again Adam. All right. I thought you were timing it
[00:04:59] But you don't get any part of the coast of no cells. No, I'm gonna sit out that one. It looks fun though
[00:05:03] Yeah, it was fun. Look like you guys were having fun. We were having a blast thinking about Italian guys with AIDS. Yeah, we got it
[00:05:09] Yeah, I got what they call
[00:05:12] opportunistic diseases
[00:05:17] Yeah, I got a cut I got some of the coppos and I suppose he's
[00:05:24] Coppos II suck, you know, let me get some of the coppos coppos II suck
[00:05:27] Come on, let's go and what are some other ones. I suppose this are gonna sound like an Italian posi
[00:05:33] Let me get some
[00:05:35] Coppos
[00:05:38] Let me get the gab a goose soccer soccer me
[00:05:43] Yeah, my I got scabs all over my face. Yeah, my face is fucked up. No, this ain't source
[00:05:49] No, this ain't gravy. Yes
[00:05:51] I'm so without you, but it's Brooklyn. You know, maybe
[00:05:57] Fucking Bensoners
[00:06:00] I told them let me be Tom Hanks. Yeah, that actually would be a funny movie about like a
[00:06:06] Mafia guy in the 70s in Benson Earth he gets HIV. Yes, and he's like and then it just culminates with him doing a big speech
[00:06:14] Yeah, I got HIV
[00:06:15] So what he's like addressing all the mob guys and they're like tearing up
[00:06:19] He's like I'm still like my blood is still the blood of this family or whatever
[00:06:24] And they were all like, you know tearing up realizing that they've like judged this man for no reason
[00:06:29] And then they just immediately kill
[00:06:34] Gloves on when you cut a fucking gloves make sure you don't get any of that gay shit all over the fucking
[00:06:39] the basement of the clubhouse
[00:06:42] If any gay blood is fucking
[00:06:44] We got a we got a girl got a shit at that fucking gay shit ends up in a fucking saw someone of vomit until
[00:06:53] Until we got a lady president. I'm telling you
[00:06:59] Yeah, it is pretty messed up that in the sopranos when Vida was gay it was an immediate death sentence
[00:07:07] He was a good earner it was the only thing that saved him would have saved him potential
[00:07:12] He was gonna go do math being a good man. That's in Atlantic City
[00:07:15] You should have done that and then they that Tony was kind of thinking about it, but then he did disgusting things
[00:07:23] He just did unnatural things
[00:07:26] Nothing is worse things than any other mobster had ever done
[00:07:29] I mean that's got to be the best episode when he goes to Vermont for like New Hampshire. Yeah
[00:07:33] That's that is the funniest shit. It's so good. What is your work? Yeah, that's the most accurate portrayal of Italians on screen
[00:07:46] I've ever seen
[00:07:47] Them trying to do an honest days living and being gay. Mm-hmm is what I mean Johnny cakes I
[00:07:55] Would to be honest, I would go for some Johnny cakes
[00:07:58] Was it sweet pancakes? I would love I think they're just pancakes
[00:08:02] They're pancakes, but I think they're made with a little bit of cornmeal. Yes, that's correct
[00:08:06] Because there's a lot of you know there's corn cakes. There's ho cakes. There's Johnny cakes. There's pancakes
[00:08:10] There's fucking it's like a lot of different a lot of different any type of like meal or flour you make you can turn into a cake
[00:08:18] Into a flat cake. I would love a couple flapjacks right now. Mm-hmm
[00:08:24] Is you just you get the larger?
[00:08:26] I mean you probably do with the regular blend of mix blend when you take some nacho cheese Doritos and blend them into a fine
[00:08:33] powder very interesting with just egg, okay and
[00:08:37] A little bit of like water and some flour in there and then you make Doritos pancakes Doritos look as crepe is yeah
[00:08:44] the leado's
[00:08:46] Los locos de Santos
[00:08:48] The Doritos to me
[00:08:51] Cuz hips young
[00:08:53] Just bae man's out here making Dorito crepes the producer of del tower looking like he's overdosing on naps
[00:09:00] like
[00:09:15] Damn dude, when did you first make Doritos crepes dude a couple years ago?
[00:09:20] There's a lot I was when I got the Vitamix. I was going wild with bad
[00:09:25] That's a wild move. Well one time when it's both broke his shit, but it also it's a spiritually broke
[00:09:31] But it requires a Vitamix. Mm-hmm. So it had to it caught you at the right time in your life
[00:09:36] Well, it's like when you get a deep fryer
[00:09:38] I've never personally had but I had friends that had deep fryers and you just go you yes
[00:09:44] You know everything we're trying we're gonna try everything
[00:09:46] Uh-huh yeah once you get to the end of the day you realize that the basics were the answer that was a good shit
[00:09:52] We missed out all the fucking other shit you can put in it sucks. It sucks dick
[00:09:56] It's not good mate. Yeah, you're on onion ring to get you know, but that's Oreos are pretty good. Yeah
[00:10:02] You know, it's also good Adam
[00:10:04] Shutting up
[00:10:06] I wasn't gonna say but now that you bring it up
[00:10:09] I remember I really bring it up. I was gonna say I was gonna say lot cuz and say and pay respect to the Jewish culture
[00:10:15] Well, then thank you, but but now that you say but now you reminded me that you hold a grudge
[00:10:21] Because I may have told you because I may have told you to shut up once or twice
[00:10:28] You're gonna treat me that would be so awesome if that's your recollection of this podcast is maybe one or two times
[00:10:35] I was a little rude to you
[00:10:37] Well, you're gonna hold that against me
[00:10:39] I don't hold any for years for years one or two. I gotta hear about yeah when I was having a bad day
[00:10:47] Just quietly see thing on the inside not saying anything resenting me
[00:10:54] Fuck damn, whoa, did you boys do anything for Halloween? I just smelled something weird
[00:11:00] What is it the cats shit? No, is it possible I got pure dust in my nose?
[00:11:04] Possible yeah, oh do you have like floating dust something something just fuck my whole shit up, dude. Yeah
[00:11:13] I'm also nursing this fucking tooth. You need to throw up
[00:11:16] Yeah, here clear the air with the torch. Yeah. Yeah, just a little beauty
[00:11:21] Hold on. I need to see something really small and disgusting. I had to pull your penis out. Maybe that
[00:11:25] Yes, okay one second hold on. Yeah, we should get a dad bring
[00:11:29] Wow now that you got a party to a friend start smoking dad literally
[00:11:35] Away from the sound was scary dude
[00:11:39] Sort of threatening I don't like it knives
[00:11:48] This is real podcast don't post me I don't want people to see
[00:11:51] I've walked up my apartment. I won't it's a fight is a disaster. I
[00:11:58] Won't push you brother. Thank you, but we are playing with fire folks out here. Yeah
[00:12:04] Nick, I should do the the torch into the mic. Yeah, I'm sure that would both work and not do any
[00:12:11] Yeah, it would be a be something
[00:12:14] Sound effect and be not ruin one of the only pieces of equipment we have. Yeah, that'll be fine
[00:12:21] Did we just give you Adam's mic for the rest of the app good morning?
[00:12:25] Bina
[00:12:27] This guy back what did we already do return good morning?
[00:12:32] Good morning being gay. I think good morning being gay
[00:12:35] If I'm not mistaken
[00:12:37] So there's a there's a difference. Yeah, no
[00:12:41] It's a movie about like an optimistic like the guy
[00:12:45] Like a down syndrome guy with the McDonald's headset on he's like good morning
[00:12:51] And like
[00:12:55] Can I place my water this is Parkville, Maryland? Can I can I place my water?
[00:13:01] They're gonna double you come on
[00:13:03] Vietnam
[00:13:05] Managers like I'm sorry. He just saw a good morning Vietnam
[00:13:08] It's his favorite movie doesn't understand the difference between the radio and a drive-through
[00:13:14] It's partially complicated by the fact that we showed him the movie radio. So now he thinks he's a radio
[00:13:22] There's a lot going on there's a he's he saw two movies this weekend and we're gonna have to fire
[00:13:27] Yeah, we will the the long and the short of it. We have already fired. We've already found a different person with down syndrome to replace him
[00:13:35] But he is continuing to work for free. We're gonna let him keep the heads up. Yeah
[00:13:40] We found a Mexican immigrant who also has down syndrome that can work for even more free
[00:13:46] He's actually paying us nine dollars an hour working
[00:13:52] Fuck I
[00:13:55] Did not do anything to answer your question item for Halloween. I was on edibles
[00:13:59] Yeah dealing with the meeting good pills no bro, and they literally fucking drilled a hole into my mouth and put a fucking
[00:14:07] Metal screwing that no opioids. No opioids. No nothing too many motherfuckers been
[00:14:13] Abused and I'm dude. What about you would make them think that you'd abuse anything any substances first of all I can do drugs
[00:14:21] easy money and stop
[00:14:23] whenever I
[00:14:25] Is its food I have an issue with but opioids
[00:14:29] Brother, I'll take those shit. The bottle will end. I'll be sad. Mm-hmm. Of course. I'll be sad to see my friends go
[00:14:36] It's crazy, but I won't look for more
[00:14:39] They got shingles like I'm like people like medicine that helps because of like a crisis. Yeah that
[00:14:47] You know, it's like no, I need the pills. Yeah, I'm not the fucking dumbass fucking hillbilly. That's on heroin now
[00:14:54] Yeah, but also like you should just like air on the side of caution just give people the pit like oh, yeah
[00:15:00] This guy ripped this tooth out so he could get oxycodile. Yeah, yeah
[00:15:03] I'm like maybe it was for two years. Maybe let him have the oxycodile
[00:15:08] Right we need to reward hard work. Yeah, that's why that's why we pay more per fucking guy
[00:15:16] Per patient in our freaking system. Yeah, that's right
[00:15:19] Tod work that's yeah them too. Can you say tarred?
[00:15:24] Can I because they always say don't use the R word. Oh, yeah, but that's okay. I'm gonna say tar
[00:15:32] What's that yeah, it's like a diminutive that would be like saying part of the word but yeah
[00:15:39] You can say girl, but you know you can't say the first three of course you can't because that's well that answer question
[00:15:44] No, it doesn't oh it's saying our words no longer the other than it becomes letters the problem ladies and gentlemen
[00:15:55] I think you can call it you can say Rhett when the founding fathers wrote certain things in the
[00:16:01] Constitution thus the end would will be enjoyed by men of all colors
[00:16:08] The all word is the word to use that to expire
[00:16:11] circa
[00:16:14] 1997 to to which we will begin this is all in the Constitution in the Constitution
[00:16:18] No, I have not read the Constitution, but have they I don't think they even know how to read so why don't we I'm gonna say tarred
[00:16:27] Let me say it folks
[00:16:29] Can I say it please and then once we clear this up. We will get to the rape
[00:16:34] Mm-hmm, then we will get to the rest of the case. I'm building my case. Yeah, it's a slow case built on
[00:16:41] rhetoric
[00:16:44] We will get to the tax evasion case
[00:16:47] We will get the white collar crime
[00:16:49] As soon as we clear me being able to say I put on a bit of that the Ken Burns Civil War documentary again
[00:16:56] Uh-huh, but that Shelby foot guy. I don't remember that. No, he's like some I don't just like a
[00:17:01] I'm a writer or something. I think he's a writer
[00:17:04] But he's the southern guy that's like well, you know Lee was
[00:17:10] Lee be like he like tell stories about like the personalities or affects of like these Civil War characters
[00:17:16] But then he's like genuinely charmed by them
[00:17:21] Yeah, he's like, you know Lee would always take his up on the porch
[00:17:25] Why are you laughing?
[00:17:27] Fucking do I so want a book. Yeah, I don't know this fucking you imagine reading a book and smiling. Yeah, fuck you nerd
[00:17:35] Who is he I'm gonna fuck him up. I think he's dead good
[00:17:39] About to go piss on his grave and Lincoln Lincoln would I bought Shelby foot meets Starvros penis
[00:17:44] Mary Todd would always get upset because my cock got him there baby
[00:17:49] Lincoln would was known for sodomizing the neighborhood boys
[00:17:52] I
[00:17:55] Was actually he would trick them into playing hide and seek in his house
[00:17:59] When they'd come over cut off the balls and cook them down and suck it
[00:18:06] Little bit of corn and child's balls and he put it in his mouth and it was said that his mouth was filled with the balls of
[00:18:13] Seven children when he gave his famous sketchbook
[00:18:16] That's why he said for scoring 20 years ago because if he had just said a
[00:18:24] Hundred whatever the fucking number
[00:18:30] Balls
[00:18:35] Where we get the
[00:18:38] Balls deep was originally in the Civil War in the Civil War because that was at the point
[00:18:43] But where Lincoln had the ball so deep in his throat that the Union had no other choice, but to continue fucking this out
[00:19:04] That's very informative. Yeah, it was actually a general grant would
[00:19:09] He had he had he liked little girls at the time which was not necessarily unusual
[00:19:15] But this the style was growing a giant mustache and my lesson boys as the White House did
[00:19:24] Style of the time understand this is before baseball
[00:19:30] This was a nation in search of itself
[00:19:33] It's a great war for its own identity
[00:19:36] Figure out a national pastime which many assumed would be then and forever molestan young boys
[00:19:44] cutting the balls
[00:19:49] In the Johnny cakes which was a predecessor to obviously the famous Doritos and local
[00:19:56] So invented in the Mexican-American War who said that Pancho via created the craziest breakfast he ever lived
[00:20:07] Yeah
[00:20:11] Sam Houston during the Mexican-American war I was known for cutting his own balls
[00:20:19] He would cut off a little square of his nut skin
[00:20:22] They had a plan in the during the Battle of San Jacinto the Mexican army took a siesta
[00:20:27] In the middle of the day in Sam Houston went down. He sucked the balls of every one of those
[00:20:33] Mexican soldiers in his
[00:20:35] His first lieutenant said to him
[00:20:38] So why would you do such a thing and he said it's the last thing that they would expect and that was
[00:20:43] sort of the
[00:20:45] The idiosyncratic view of battle that Sam Houston
[00:20:48] Now Houston soldiers would go on to get slaughtered
[00:20:58] But those Mexican soldiers would never the same knowing the
[00:21:02] Struggling understanding the significance of the alamo back in those days
[00:21:06] But you have to they say the alamo is such an important battle for what reasons you have to put yourself in the mindset of a
[00:21:14] But a Texan of living in in
[00:21:18] 1860 and that is the alamo was the only movie theater where they did not allow black people
[00:21:23] You weren't allowed to talk
[00:21:28] You had to turn your phone off with a kick
[00:21:31] But you could own a natural
[00:21:34] movie theater to be taken over by me interesting well
[00:21:38] Why don't we circle back to all the battle stuff?
[00:21:41] Yeah, just Ken Burns like I don't know about that
[00:21:48] Shelby why don't we stick to the battle stuff and I'm not sure they had phone anyway, there's a lot wrong with what you just
[00:21:57] Yeah, it's just the way he's like just like privately though. He laughs to him. She and all that Lincoln even
[00:22:04] It's like god
[00:22:06] It's like it's like shit you guys ever like Shakespeare nerds in high school that would like
[00:22:13] Laugh at the they would research the part that was supposed to be funny
[00:22:17] I guess it Shakespeare times was so be like you old
[00:22:22] The goat the goats horn dawth which twix style
[00:22:28] Summit summer's dream twice on the noggin and three by sale
[00:22:33] So I find you to be moot in substance and privilege
[00:22:41] Shut the fuck yeah, you don't even know what that means, bro. No, no one that's why it's also in regular English next yeah
[00:22:50] It's like all these you know, it's funny cuz all those same people grow up to be like um if you have to explain
[00:22:56] satire it's not
[00:22:58] Ever ever hear of Jonathan Swift mm-hmm. That's comedy for you
[00:23:03] I didn't think that was very funny when he was talking about whose Jonathan Swift killing kids
[00:23:10] Wasn't it was like a modest book like John Wick back in the yes, okay
[00:23:18] Victorian Britain that's off. Yeah, it was an indecent
[00:23:23] He pays he pays he pays you know
[00:23:24] He faces kids. Yeah, it's a carciad. Oh, there's an opportunity and it's not fucking his kids. No, no
[00:23:31] No, no, I know I tried a redford place. I tried to was it what he harrels this woody Harrelson wait sent of a woman
[00:23:37] Is the one I'm thinking no indecent proposal?
[00:23:39] What's up?
[00:23:40] Woody Harrelson and his bitch
[00:23:43] Redford and Robert Redford is a millionaire. Yes, and then he's like he's like I'm gonna fuck your wife for a million dollars
[00:23:48] And he's like all right honey. We gotta let him do it. It's the only way we'll afford my bottom surgery
[00:23:55] Which I don't know that I'm pretty sure that was that was the plot. Yeah, I gotta have a pussy
[00:24:01] We think about it when I have a bushy we can get million up millions dollars from every twice the millions of dollars
[00:24:08] So this is really a movie actually it's not a tragedy or anything that it's about a couple getting their small business off the ground
[00:24:15] Uh-huh their first big client. Yeah, their business of the husband having a pussy. Yeah, well, no, they rent their pussies out
[00:24:23] He lets the guy fuck his wife and then he changes his mind at the last minute
[00:24:27] He's like Deborah never mind and he's running after him, but the guy like Robert
[00:24:34] His wife
[00:24:41] Such a funny scene wait
[00:24:43] Isn't there a movie where Al Pacino gets head from someone's wife the devil advocate
[00:24:49] Devil's advocate not sent to the woman
[00:24:51] It might be sent to the devil sent of the devil sent of the devil a sense advocates sulfur is the answer
[00:24:58] Are you scared of the devil? No
[00:25:01] Why not? I don't really have the devil they do, but they don't have a hell
[00:25:06] So what's the devil up to just hanging around? He's like an angel
[00:25:09] Where's he chill? It's kind of like a dark angel kind of like a jessie. Oh, so he's in heaven what?
[00:25:16] He's in heaven chilling
[00:25:20] Didn't they cast that motherfucker out right Lucifer's Old Testament, right? So you get that's part of your shit, too
[00:25:26] I don't know if it was in the Old Testament. I think the Old Testament told the story of
[00:25:31] Of the angels in the Old Testament. Yeah, there are our Jews are afraid of flying
[00:25:36] No, Jews have an imagine a Jew with wings. Yeah, he's like oh god. It's just throwing up. I'm getting motion
[00:25:46] We just be penguins. Yeah, maybe flightless modeling. Yeah
[00:25:51] No, they have angels like in the story of every shoplifting batteries under their wings
[00:25:56] Well, see I need a watch battery once in my life. I'm not paying for it. They want you to buy six of them
[00:26:04] They're robbing me. It's true. How long does it take to use one watch battery?
[00:26:10] There's six come in the pack. I don't think so by one at a reasonable price
[00:26:14] I'll buy one at a reasonable price and yes, I will be opening the packaging
[00:26:19] Well, I've already opened it so it's destroyed so you can either throw it out or let me have it might well throw it out because I've
[00:26:25] Destroyed the packaging and then he's just waiting in the alley by the dumpster closing up soon
[00:26:37] Yeah, I'm just hanging out here. I know the guy that comes and gets you garbage. I wanted to say hi to him
[00:26:44] At Zabar is on the on the upper West side
[00:26:47] Yeah, like all the old kykes ain't hang out all day not buying anything like the like 900 900 year old Jews
[00:26:53] And they just like loiter all day and then at four o'clock. They all start lining up because the pastries are half
[00:27:01] Literally they do that with their respect they do that every single
[00:27:07] You deny that you're one of those guys but that day a guitar center with you was unreal
[00:27:13] Bring this up all because it was literally I mean it's like if I had a
[00:27:18] I'm a jokes or whatever, but it was like if I had a black friend and we went out and like they were like sir
[00:27:24] KFC is closed and he's like I need more goddamn chicken
[00:27:29] And where's the watermelon watermelon too, and it's not a white woman. I can have sex with she better be fat
[00:27:36] It'd be like it's like it would be that I'd be like mark. What do you chill?
[00:27:40] Are you okay? Yeah, you know the back of the guitar had scratches
[00:27:44] There was already a discount if I was already discounted like $400
[00:27:50] No, not that much and the guy behind the counter was like I don't know what tell you man. It's already discounted look
[00:27:55] I we have a 45 day return policy. You can buy it. You cannot it's like I think you brought it down more
[00:28:03] I
[00:28:04] Do they work off commission no no so you know he was keeping some guy there past when he had clocked out no they
[00:28:11] Okay, they weren't letting new people in but they
[00:28:17] The indoor was locked
[00:28:25] Not changing how much money he's made yeah be like hanging out with my Asian friend and he's like yeah, man comedy sucks lately
[00:28:31] I don't know like you know what I'm gonna do or oh can I pop in here for a second? I'm like pecco. Yeah sure
[00:28:37] I'm going there with and he's like let me see can I see that puppy a sample of
[00:28:44] You know it's Costco rules here. Yeah that dash hound is that what they're called? Yeah, you're dawson
[00:28:51] They're dawson. There's nothing called a dash hound. They spelled like that. It should be called a dash
[00:28:57] I really I'm not even fucking with you. I thought that was too different
[00:29:01] That was you think a dawson was I would be crucified for that stuff. I understand you know what?
[00:29:06] It's a mark of intelligence because it means you just read the word it means you read that word in your
[00:29:12] No, it's okay when stop does it because it's cute and he's the dumb one
[00:29:17] Thank you. I'm saying if you haven't heard a word don't put on airs of intelligence. No, I'd up neither
[00:29:22] Do I yes you do not since that not since that you're the one you're the one that thinks you smart
[00:29:27] I don't think I'm just straight
[00:29:30] Straight Nick you're one of the smartest people I know chill out now you're trying to deflect. I'm not deflecting
[00:29:35] I'm just stating that's just stupid. Yeah, he's just read a lot of stuff. I could be a Ronin though
[00:29:41] Yeah, but you're not but I could be
[00:29:44] Do they have to be smart? No, they just have their master has to be killed okay a dash a dawson or whatever the fuck yeah
[00:29:52] Dawson Dawson
[00:29:55] A dash hound in my head
[00:29:57] He's like a long it's a wiener dog
[00:29:59] Really yeah, that's what a dog said I thought it was something like no all those little wiener dogs dogs are doxin
[00:30:07] Was a wiener dog why aren't they called dash hounds why are they called wiener dogs? That's the real answer. Yeah, that's a still a German name
[00:30:14] Yeah, Vina
[00:30:16] Vinerhund
[00:30:18] They could be called vinerhunds they could be called
[00:30:21] Weiner hounds and weiner hounds and we find a whole sound is called
[00:30:24] Weiner hound is good. Yeah. Yeah, that's that yeah, they would that's actually what your name is Adam
[00:30:30] Yeah, I'm a puss hound to know your wiener. I'm a puss hound, bro. Oh great. Here comes some vinerhunds looking for a penis
[00:30:38] My man's a damn vinerhound if I ever seen one viner means deal in German
[00:30:45] Oh here comes the vinerhunds coming into guitar center was magnifying glass looking for scratches
[00:30:52] It did it that significant body damage you wouldn't buy a car with scratches all over it
[00:30:59] I guess you're right. You could actually get those attention the way you couldn't get that guitar
[00:31:03] I bet you really could pretty easily. I don't know about pretty easily
[00:31:06] Yeah, imagine how bad that would look on stage when you're at your rock and roll show and everyone's shows coming up
[00:31:12] Never get to the scratch the scratches on your rock and roll guitar
[00:31:16] Dude, we should just start we should do live shows and you do play music so
[00:31:20] Yeah, no, we should make Adam play music and then you'd be like wow great job, man
[00:31:28] Opening the show 20 minutes set
[00:31:33] On the cool marin mering style dude laying down some what do you say?
[00:31:37] Lane down some riffs that shit is so embarrassing man. It's like video
[00:31:41] No, I mean if you want to be an old man that learns a fucking guitar or whatever. That's fine
[00:31:45] Whatever it's pretend to be a child. I get it. My whole life is like that. Mm-hmm
[00:31:50] But don't tell people about it. Don't be proud that you learned guitar at 50
[00:31:54] Mm-hmm. She's fucking well. Just don't try to do it good. You know what I mean do it good in your own private life
[00:32:00] Yeah, don't try to show off about it. Yeah, I'm worried that I'm gonna have the same exact midlife crisis as my dad
[00:32:06] Which is like it's gotta be 1998. I gotta grow a goatee. Hell yeah
[00:32:11] I gotta go to the DC 101 chili cook off and fuck a fat-titted girl who's covered in lanyards and drives a Chevy Cavalier
[00:32:21] Sounds awesome girl named like Cheryl. That's how you forget that you you're gonna die
[00:32:26] You dad had a goatee. Oh my dad and my dad had a good
[00:32:28] How do you that hot deck and you talked to dad after the world's news? I did. Yeah, you stoked
[00:32:34] well my dad my dad so funny is like
[00:32:36] he like
[00:32:38] Like literally right after the game ended. I was like hey congrats. I hope you guys are
[00:32:44] I'll be having a nice night or whatever. He's like yep going to bed
[00:32:47] He's like that'll help me sleep soundly
[00:32:54] His reward for his team weight the world's use is one nice night rest
[00:32:58] As opposed to the waking nightmare. He lives the rest of his time. This will be nice. I'll smile tonight
[00:33:05] I'll be happy going to bed
[00:33:07] just
[00:33:10] Just not having anxiety at that for one night
[00:33:16] Yeah, yeah, he sucks
[00:33:20] Whatever man fuck the nats
[00:33:23] He literally has he literally has like nothing to be happy about it's like
[00:33:29] Yeah, dumb shit like baseball and then
[00:33:32] Marvel movies occasionally
[00:33:34] Interesting good for him. Well phase two is coming up. You know. Yeah, I just saw spider-man
[00:33:42] Far from home
[00:33:45] What
[00:33:46] What the fuck are people expecting from these movies? It was fine
[00:33:50] It was fine because the last one was good homecoming. Yeah cock coming
[00:33:56] This one was fine, dude. Now
[00:33:59] there was no
[00:34:01] Uh michael keaton rocked cock in the first one. He was great
[00:34:05] And his daughter was pretty hot one of my favorite actors is his daughter dating clay clay Thompson
[00:34:11] What they don't tell you his daughter man. This is where he was bitten by the spider fire was on his penis and his penis fell off
[00:34:18] No, yeah, so it was really his name should just be spider
[00:34:22] That's right. Mm-hmm
[00:34:23] Niggys eating sunflower seeds if you guys were wondering what that noise is. Oh, is that pick it up?
[00:34:28] Oh, I don't know is it?
[00:34:31] Are you not spinning out
[00:34:34] Are you not spitting out the shells no you eat the shells yeah damn dude fuck that. That's weird
[00:34:40] That's weird bro. You shit out shells bro. Where do they put the flavor?
[00:34:44] You suck the flavor. You suck the flavor and you spit the shell out. Where do they put the flavor?
[00:34:49] On the shell, but you suck it off
[00:34:51] She don't open the shell before you put the seed where they put the flavor on fucking crabs. What do you eat crab shells? Yep
[00:35:02] Never heard of uh fucking fried soft shell crab
[00:35:06] Well, that's not a salt. Okay, a large show. Oh, oh here comes mr. Technicality
[00:35:14] No, man. What flavor is that by the way ranch? It's my job business flavor
[00:35:19] Oh
[00:35:21] They make that yeah wow
[00:35:25] Was our flower seeds a thing in the in the desert
[00:35:28] Yeah growing up. I mean I played baseball growing up. So we we need seeds all the time
[00:35:33] They should have been up hilariously
[00:35:36] They're gonna get so mad
[00:35:38] Who cares man fuck you stupid pieces of shit. I really don't like them suck our fucking dicks man
[00:35:46] Do you have some yeah?
[00:35:48] The episode from just some pudding for me. We need three different. We need a hard crunch
[00:35:53] You're listening to the tapioca putting review podcast
[00:35:57] You're listening to the breakfast club read every kind of breakfast
[00:36:01] Damn the whole wrong we're big fat guys with tattoos. We love craft beer. We love having breakfast and this is breakfast bullshit on fucking vice
[00:36:10] Throw it dude. That's my that's my you're watching the breakfast faggots on vice
[00:36:15] No
[00:36:16] Ex-until that last word I was in
[00:36:18] I don't want to be a part of that team. Why because I would be stealing clearly that's so you know
[00:36:23] It's always like you were about being trapped or getting someone high. No now. We were being canceled if if vice did the breakfast
[00:36:30] homosexual faggots
[00:36:32] It would clearly be like gay guys taking it back taking the word back. Oh, yeah, but they're like punk about it
[00:36:38] Yeah, I wouldn't be allowed to that would be cultural about a southern a southern comic who's like
[00:36:42] It doesn't know that people know what queer eye for the straight guy is
[00:36:46] He's like I was flipping channels the other day
[00:36:48] And I see the show where they got these gay guys trying to give advice
[00:36:52] To a straight guy on how to live his life. I was like, what the hell's this show called faggots
[00:36:59] Is that what it's called
[00:37:01] Um, it's actually called queer eye for the straight guy. Whoa. All right. It was filmed in Atlanta
[00:37:07] No, I know a lot of people on it. Yeah, I guess that is a funny name for it
[00:37:11] I'm just saying it would be funny if it was called faggots
[00:37:15] I guess anyways
[00:37:19] What's up with that button to call the attendant on an airplane. You imagine how much of a cunt you have to be depressed at
[00:37:25] Oh, excuse me. I need attention. They come around every 10 fucking minutes. Yeah
[00:37:34] You like that one? Yeah, it's pro worker. It's good politics. That's what most southern comedy is
[00:37:39] pro worker anti gay pro worker
[00:37:43] Not bad populist
[00:37:45] Damn the opposite of adam. Yeah, i'm pro gay anti-war gay anti worker. Yeah, and i'm damn proud of it
[00:37:53] I'm a peep bitches
[00:37:57] Why would you want to call that person over anyways?
[00:37:59] We're just going to tell you to put your fucking seat belt on that's so true
[00:38:02] Did you guys why the hell do they have seat belts on the airplane?
[00:38:05] You guys saw that really funny
[00:38:07] Makes working stuff out. He's just going to become this guy at a certain point. I like it
[00:38:12] Eating some
[00:38:13] They call me whole whole shell. Oh boy. I better put my seat belt on in case some muslims want to crash this fucking thing into the world trade center
[00:38:24] Yeah, they said i originally they said 3000 people died turns out it's 200
[00:38:29] 2,999 some guy had his seat belt on
[00:38:32] That's good. There we go. That turns out some guy lived because he kept he he paid mind to the fastened seat belt line
[00:38:42] Damn, that's like a bill engfold
[00:38:45] Yeah, I could do that to yeah
[00:38:47] You should do it man. There's a lot of shit with the airport. They love look right in that comedy is perfect
[00:38:51] the combination of that and fucking
[00:38:55] And 9-11 airplanes just great mokin and drinking. Mm-hmm. You got to have some stuff about drinking
[00:39:01] Is Ron white still doing his thing? I believe so. Yeah, that's that's that's what i'm
[00:39:06] That's what gets me excited to sit in a fucking time
[00:39:08] His seat is ordering a 35 dollar fucking beer from the knockoff rainforest cafe
[00:39:15] I'll tell you what they should sell is heroin
[00:39:21] You tell him
[00:39:23] You tell him shells me's him shells. Yeah, he does stop eating some
[00:39:32] Franky trash birt piss
[00:39:37] So that morning good morning vietnam movie. Sorry. Yep. Sorry. I'm drunk off sunflower seeds
[00:39:43] What's that about? Oh, it's a better radio
[00:39:54] No, I'm fucking asking y'all I'm done. I'm done. My time is done. Look they booked me for 20 minutes
[00:40:03] The headliner didn't show up. He's at the waffle house trying to fuck a retarder girl
[00:40:06] That's the fucking that sounds about right. I miss the road
[00:40:15] I miss bombing them like you know back when nobody knew you were. Oh, yeah
[00:40:19] Maybe like somebody just eating a yeah, they do a festival and like new Orleans and like yeah
[00:40:25] We're gonna have a lot of fun. Somebody booked the
[00:40:26] That's another show an hour outside of town. Yeah at a barn. So you like yeah, I should I should get the I should get as many spots as possible
[00:40:36] Yeah, while you're out in New Orleans
[00:40:39] You get one token for the work the work, you know you gotta put in the work
[00:40:44] Get them sets in groint. I tell you become
[00:40:47] A comic that's done way too many shows. Yeah
[00:40:51] Better it's comedy than you were before
[00:40:54] Whoever that was
[00:40:57] But still not good probably Burt
[00:41:01] Trash
[00:41:05] Did you do anything for Halloween Adam? No, not really why not dude
[00:41:10] I'm trying to get some some bloody tail
[00:41:13] I was I thought you were I thought I guess you are really good and put any more fucking name
[00:41:18] Her ideas into the name than stop and shop
[00:41:21] That could be the name of any fucking store. Yeah, you could shop it. That's what you do literally at any fucking store
[00:41:28] That has nothing to do with
[00:41:31] Yes, sir
[00:41:33] Yeah, welcome to my place give us fucking money and we can hand shit to you
[00:41:37] That's the name of the business
[00:41:40] Fuck that. I'm going to wagmans
[00:41:42] Guys, man. It's got those wagmans, huh?
[00:41:45] Is the wagmans open yet?
[00:41:47] Is there wagmans here?
[00:41:49] It's about to open by you know, I like about Whole Foods. You can take the w off and nobody would know difference
[00:41:54] Same word seems like it's the same kind of business. You know what I'm saying?
[00:41:59] Yeah, gotta be a dumb bitch
[00:42:04] You gotta be a dumb ass bitch. You'll be a dumb bitch
[00:42:09] Now me catch me over a trader jose
[00:42:13] I'm over a trader jose getting pussy
[00:42:15] While y'all over at Whole Foods being gay
[00:42:24] He thinks trader jose is cool
[00:42:26] I'm getting pussy over a trader jose while y'all are being gay over at Whole Foods
[00:42:32] Putting lotions in y'all asses and whatnot black people are all getting grills now
[00:42:39] Seems ever I go buy my car
[00:42:40] That's right. She'll oh
[00:42:45] No, this is the part of it
[00:42:50] It might get a little risque
[00:42:53] Oh, fuck, dude. I'll people think I'm racist. We'll just mention it. No, I'm just jealous. I don't think I'm at first
[00:42:59] Imagine if I had gold teeth. I could walk into the White House right now and bite off Barack Obama's death
[00:43:05] You spit it right back just spit it
[00:43:11] I don't know about that one, but
[00:43:15] I don't like Obama. I'll be like should we stop that guy bug. I don't know. I think he's Benjamin Franklin. He's got gold teeth
[00:43:24] Damn to Benjamin Franklin have gold teeth. Yeah, that's awesome. He invented grills respect
[00:43:29] Respect to the pussy getting my stroke himself. Hmm
[00:43:35] Smoke one out for Benny Frank. Did you guys see that really funny joke on the daily show?
[00:43:41] They asked Hillary Clinton. Yeah, no, I was eating. I actually didn't see exactly it was gonna be horrible
[00:43:47] Yeah, it's pretty crazy. What was it like she was like, yes, I did it. Ha ha ha
[00:43:50] I was like, of course you didn't like he's like, what does it feel like to be this boogie man for the right all these insane conspiracy theories
[00:44:00] And it's like you were fucking boo
[00:44:03] She's literally like come on, bro. If you think that bill Clinton didn't rape you know, they got it was still on a child sex trafficker
[00:44:10] As plain
[00:44:12] A million times. Yeah, what the fuck you can even be like
[00:44:15] Oh, you know ridiculous, but but also why was your husband on the plane?
[00:44:24] Like hey real quick though. He was on the plane. Uh-huh. Yeah, why were your PR guys like trying to shut down the wine scene in
[00:44:31] That's crazy. Mm-hmm. Isn't that didn't run and say that shit? Yeah
[00:44:36] And like okay like even if nobody drags Frank Sinatra, so if you don't think she sacrificed kids in a temple
[00:44:42] She's still like a mass murderer. It's very it stayed around the world. Yeah. Yeah
[00:44:47] And didn't they have slaves didn't they have slaves when they were in yeah
[00:44:50] Also, I just want to say Chelsea just have like prisoners be their slaves
[00:44:54] And this is not like because of any grudge or anything like this, but Chelsea objectively busted
[00:44:59] I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. Whoa
[00:45:02] Not even minding not even with your i would fuck with your dick
[00:45:05] I wonder what it would be like to fuck with stars dick. I probably wouldn't even be able to know how to do it
[00:45:09] Yeah, I mean would you like in my hand or would it be on my body where my body like imagine having to just deal with like a really
[00:45:17] Small
[00:45:20] Like I always get would be more of a problem than how little your stroke would be all fucked up
[00:45:26] Like you can yeah, you have to take a little get your only use there particular rhythm probably you have to know your rhythm
[00:45:32] Yeah, you may you maybe can't cock your pelvis back as far as you remember you can cock yours
[00:45:37] I feel like it would take probably an hour. You could hang of it. You do an hour
[00:45:42] Yeah, when it comes to a dick
[00:45:44] I think I could get up and go with anybody else's penis because I've had the hardest penis to learn how to fuck with
[00:45:51] Yes, because it's fucking little and fucker dude
[00:45:54] I've suffered but at the same time you equipped me with a larger or just more reliable penis
[00:46:00] Lights out brother now
[00:46:02] Unfortunately for me, there is not a way to do that
[00:46:04] Mm-hmm. Unfortunately. I am mostly just stuck with how bad my fucked up little penis
[00:46:10] Yeah, but I love it and I cherish it the sphinx's
[00:46:14] Paradox. Mm-hmm. I love it. I cherish it and you know
[00:46:19] It got a couple blue choosing me, you know what I'm saying you won't even know the difference
[00:46:26] Compared to regular
[00:46:29] So girls get at me
[00:46:31] I'm saying
[00:46:33] Just like a regular penis as long as I have cock pills in my system just tell people it's a neo penis
[00:46:40] And then you got the surgery
[00:46:42] I'm waiting for those surgeries. Oh, it would be an awesome trans dick. Yeah. Oh because it's basically a right
[00:46:48] It's basically a good normal dick
[00:46:51] Except for the foreskin really does hold me back sometimes. I heard though my brothers apparently also have tight foreskins
[00:46:58] Oh, they have to massage. Yeah, we have tight
[00:47:02] Are cock what about you think your grandfathers at them?
[00:47:07] Probably yeah generational probably yeah, wow, I think it's might skip a generation
[00:47:12] I remember when I was younger and I saw my dad's penis. It seemed like he had a loose foreskin
[00:47:17] That's just for my recollection. What a piece of shit, dude
[00:47:19] But my brothers all have a tight foreskin. What are you looking at that family guy christmas gear?
[00:47:25] Oh, yeah, it's a gift
[00:47:29] To give for
[00:47:31] For Nick who gave you family guy at christmas stuff
[00:47:34] I don't know you can read their address off the box as long as you're looking around and saying things
[00:47:39] I just saw as long as you're fucking recklessly eyeball. All right. Where'd you get these turb two bow towels?
[00:47:45] Don't let people know how to robotals their tub hotels. How about house?
[00:47:49] You fucking idiot look on the back dude. He's right there literally thousands of uses
[00:47:57] Thousands of fucking uses you fucking idiot. It removes lipstick and nail polish. Yeah, I don't need that
[00:48:05] That's the first thing you saw
[00:48:08] What do you call it? How quick like if somebody unexpectedly is coming over your apartment and you have to get that off of yourself
[00:48:14] Would it work?
[00:48:16] No, I actually you asked as like adam showing up late to the podcast him to go pick him up
[00:48:21] And he runs out like grandpa when they lock the door and he lost his you couldn't get his pills
[00:48:27] Yeah, he has long hair. I lost my pills
[00:48:36] Have you ever put on lipstick adam
[00:48:39] Um, yeah when
[00:48:41] Sarah and I made this video once where we're both playing women nice. Yeah, I was wearing lipstick
[00:48:47] I think I looked really good in it. Honestly. Would you wear lipstick more you think?
[00:48:50] No, I don't think I'd wear it more, but it did like make my make my lips pop, you know, why not wear a little rouge
[00:48:56] Maybe a nude. I don't know. I think it would look weird but like if I was why why you a slave to gender
[00:49:03] I'm not a slave to gender. It's just like I'm like you're no
[00:49:06] I just would throw the balance of my face off a little bit, you know, so he said it made him pop
[00:49:10] Well, because I had a wig and like I like ladies clothing on it
[00:49:14] So maybe you need a wink or to dye your hair blonde. I'm not gonna die my hair blonde. Why not?
[00:49:20] You were talking about doing some other stuff. Yeah, we could start calling you Janis if you want
[00:49:23] To be a girl on the show. You don't have to be a girl
[00:49:26] You don't have to be really good or you want but if you want we can start calling you Janis
[00:49:29] Yeah, why don't we just start calling you Janis just in case I don't want that Janis do you want any sour cream or
[00:49:35] sour cream onion
[00:49:37] Since you asked
[00:49:41] That's cool Janis
[00:49:43] Everything okay at the apartment Janis
[00:49:47] No, not really but if you've been hooking up with other girls girls other than yourself. Yeah, I've been diking out
[00:49:53] Now anybody you want to mention by name
[00:49:59] I won't say their names, but I'll say some really key facts that will let the intrepid fans
[00:50:05] Just
[00:50:07] Move the key west
[00:50:09] Uh, I don't think it's oh actually I just did you watch the beach bum
[00:50:14] The what yeah beach bum rules. Did you watch the harmony career in movie? No?
[00:50:19] I think it would be cool to be a parrot head as a midlife crisis isn't that what about global warming though?
[00:50:23] Isn't that gonna fuck you shit up? Yeah, it's probably gone in like 20 years. I don't think global warming is gonna be a problem
[00:50:30] I think Miami's gonna be gone. I'm about to go. Yeah, but not anytime like you know look
[00:50:34] You're you Adam you turned 40 in like fucking four years about six months. Yeah, so you're right. You're ready, dude
[00:50:43] No, dude. I don't want something to die when I'm sick. I don't want my shit to go underwater when I'm 60
[00:50:48] You know I'm saying yeah
[00:50:51] I'm gonna get into collecting world war two battle rifles. I would like to be a military history middle-aged guy
[00:50:57] No, eventually I would you are you don't have the framework for it yet
[00:51:00] What do you mean what framework because it's like first of all if you're gonna become a middle-aged wall like
[00:51:05] History guy. You have to already know a shit ton about that. You can't be like actually there was a guy named Hitler
[00:51:13] Yeah, I'm sure about world war two buff. Yeah, I'm sure I don't know who Hitler is. Yeah, you do we all know
[00:51:20] Yeah, I'm obsessed. We can't get you to fucking shut up about all this. I'm addicted to
[00:51:26] It's like relaxed, dude
[00:51:28] No, get over it get over it. I wasn't there you weren't there
[00:51:33] I'm the moon. I want to like I want to get like like just a bunch of wigger clothes
[00:51:37] Like just baggy pants that are pulled almost all the way down
[00:51:41] You know like big sunglasses hat cocks sideways and go to the holocaust museum
[00:51:45] It just go from every room being like damn. That's wack
[00:51:48] For all that shit is hell. No hell. No that shit is wack
[00:51:54] You are not the fire
[00:51:56] Damn they man these fools are straight tripping they tripping on these Jews man
[00:52:02] They'd be tripping on the other you go to the shoes white supremacy
[00:52:06] Uh-uh now my watch you just go to the shoes room and you're like, what are those?
[00:52:12] Damn, maybe they fucking maybe they maybe these Jews maybe they threw him in the oven because they had some wack-ass kicks
[00:52:20] Damn, I was wondering you think anybody was doing showtime on those boxcars
[00:52:24] Why
[00:52:26] Why can't we do showtime? I've never seen a white showtime guy
[00:52:30] That's a good question. Why can't we be like the first white's the white's a break in the showtime?
[00:52:34] You know, why don't you do it? I don't know if I have the coordination or athleticism. Well, they're your answer brother
[00:52:41] Yeah, you lack the upper body strength
[00:52:43] To do any kind of dude. I saw a guy you know how they like split the poles now where there's like there's the poles bow out
[00:52:49] They're like circles now instead of straight lines down. Yeah, I saw guys like showtime like skill it out like a ready beat the technology
[00:52:57] He's like they built those like those poles so people can't show time on them. No, that's not the reason they built it
[00:53:02] Yeah, they did
[00:53:03] No, they're just nicer
[00:53:05] more place to put your hand no sure but it's also to prevent people from showtime
[00:53:09] I you can show time on anything brother
[00:53:11] And then I saw people showtime on those the other day
[00:53:13] How would that stop you from showtime?
[00:53:15] Because if it's a single like fire like a thing of a fireman pole you can swing around it like a like a whore, you know
[00:53:21] One of those whore you can still swing around like a whore. I don't think it's to stop showtime. I think it's because I think it was to stop showtime
[00:53:28] No, that's dumb. It's because there's so much sex assault on the trains that they have two poles and no one's accidentally touching each other's hands
[00:53:35] Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, it's not a sex assault to touch someone's yeah
[00:53:38] It's it's because somebody was like what if a man pretends like he was touching he was grabbing the pole and they touched my hand
[00:53:46] Everybody is good. You know, it's okay. Keep that happens to me all the time
[00:53:49] Look, but the better the benefit of riding the train used to be that maybe you know sneak your hand up
[00:53:59] You get to play a little finger puppet
[00:54:03] That is not the benefit of the train a little finger puppet picture show for you know
[00:54:08] And absolutely not that was never acceptable
[00:54:11] Goosea gal on the way to your job. I don't believe so down in the ironing board district
[00:54:16] I don't think that's part of look. I've been making ironing boards since
[00:54:20] 1910
[00:54:22] All right, I've been riding these trains since back when they were slave operated. Yeah, these have slaves push the train
[00:54:31] No, but they were like seesaw that seesaw thing really no that'd be cool. What are those things called Nick?
[00:54:37] Huh, what are those like train things where it's just like it's like I
[00:54:43] Think they're called push carts. What's it called a push cart pushy pushy carts?
[00:54:49] I want some really pushing your I'm guess you're pushing. I want some pushy
[00:54:54] I was thought that was cool. How in like movies. I love it to eat the pushy
[00:54:58] Now I want to eat the push history. Please give me direction to pussy history
[00:55:05] Which word to the pussy place
[00:55:12] I need to have a pussy on my penis
[00:55:17] I like your flow Nick. That's a different Japanese guy flow. Yeah, that's it. I don't know my business good
[00:55:28] That's a new rhythm is Japanese newscaster
[00:55:30] I
[00:55:37] Fuck
[00:55:43] Dun dun dun my day gets more
[00:55:48] Thanks, it's with a girl the fuck you doing over in a story, dude going to that Greek restaurant by the water
[00:55:56] Wow my man's out here doing romantic shit. Is it romantic?
[00:56:02] It's good. It's pretty good. I'm gonna tell her if it's romantic. I'm gonna say a Greek restaurant we went to and Brisbane
[00:56:08] That place rocks. I was on drugs
[00:56:13] No, it was Melbourne. It was in Melbourne. Yeah, I can't remember but it like Melbourne's like hell of Greek most people outside of Greece
[00:56:20] That really was the peak of the whole thing it was like that. Yeah, this show's not gonna get any better
[00:56:27] Such a good move when you're on pills, bro. Yeah time to get back
[00:56:31] This thing is like like you know people talk about dry drunk or whatever and it is real some people should just be fucked up all the time
[00:56:37] Uh-huh when I'm fucked up all the time. I'm great. Oh, yeah, you know, it's just that it's like really it's bad for you
[00:56:44] Yeah, yeah, well you have the president to like at a certain point up Adam shut up Janice
[00:56:52] Please all right. It's a depressive they say I
[00:56:57] Heard that at the Tattletail Society. I was at we were having a title test side. I had a meeting last week
[00:57:03] We were in line waiting for a 40%
[00:57:07] We were waiting for the 40% off Patre's and Cheryl was showing us a video where she had
[00:57:12] documented speed bump violators
[00:57:18] They were actually speeding up through on on Elders straight demonstrating how the speed bump doesn't do enough damage to people's suspensions
[00:57:27] And then it should be more so we're recommending a couple spikes we're putting spikes on the road in the gun that shoots you
[00:57:34] Dry faster than two miles per hour
[00:57:36] And if you have any bumper stickers that show support for Palestine it will also shoot you
[00:57:44] It's I don't think those women care about that shit. Oh, they do they don't know a Palestine is they're like
[00:57:50] I love Israel and like what about Palestine? Like I don't what are you talking?
[00:57:55] Nah, dude Israel is Israel is king to them like Kanye for Jesus most people are
[00:58:00] Obsessed with his room that generation of Jews
[00:58:04] They love it the boomers. Yeah the jumurs so annoying the door busters
[00:58:14] We're just about to talk about I call Jordan. I'll talk about Jordan. What do you think of the
[00:58:22] New NBA season Nick
[00:58:24] I
[00:58:29] Yeah, if you're gonna do that bit it's gotta be a little more
[00:58:32] Nick, what do you think of the new thing use about Curry's hand injury? Yeah, it's a crazy breaking his hand injury. I don't give a shit
[00:58:39] I continue to say I don't give a shit. No, you're already you're already
[00:58:44] I love the siren guys the Adams gay son. No, it's the
[00:58:47] Yet another copy looks like somebody's copying me
[00:58:55] They shouldn't have buses
[00:58:57] Absolutely, they should take away those fucking buses. They always drive them wrong. They drive
[00:59:04] To block how do they even make how do they even make that happen though like physically they block all traffic
[00:59:10] Yeah, first of all, they're like picking these kids up at like fucking like Bedford and like walk will be and
[00:59:18] Then dropping them off at school blocks on no strings
[00:59:24] Wall like a block and a half right and it's like why the fuck do they need it the public schools?
[00:59:29] Don't I look when you see the kids playing like outside their schools. They don't give them balls
[00:59:34] So they just like do it like they just run around from one side of the playground to the other you usually mean
[00:59:40] Yeah, cuz they're not we're not big with the we don't like with balls
[00:59:43] They got balls in a story, dude the Orthodox Jews. No, no, we don't have and there goes Adams bit
[00:59:50] No, it goes the sat mark right out the window
[00:59:54] No, the sat mark zero truth to this premise. It's a hundred percent true. No, I fake joke the joke is fake. It's why
[01:00:02] You saw it once and now you're trying to do an observation about all of them. No, they don't this in zero
[01:00:10] Guys by us the joke is a lie give them balls joke
[01:00:16] Nice try. Yeah, so that you know, this is true to his city do the jewels have a bowl
[01:00:22] Yes, Jews are allowed to play with both not all Jews
[01:00:27] Look at it. I'm just talking about the sad mark. Hey, I think you hi the shut up, please
[01:00:34] The joke is fake
[01:00:36] The joke is a joke is a deal to be fake
[01:00:40] All right, I don't tell you anything about fucking whatever you are Irish
[01:00:45] depressed
[01:00:47] Yeah, but I'm not like you ever notice how the kids outside of the you make
[01:00:53] Observations about rate ethnic groups all day long that are all correct and mine was correct as well. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was
[01:01:02] No, I don't think so all Japanese people read the news
[01:01:08] That's all Jewish women don't know what about this time is
[01:01:18] Guys, Beto just dropped out about fucking time
[01:01:21] Surprising and but he will not run for sentence. What a fucking idiot, dude
[01:01:25] What a fucking my man's got the latest nuts of all time, dude. My man got some empty nuts
[01:01:30] It was so funny watching skateboarder process stage and it's like anyone could do that. Yeah, I just stay it looks like he was pushed
[01:01:38] Yeah, yeah, he wasn't even like kicking like he was just yeah
[01:01:42] He's just stationary with his arms and link a tee and then there's a video of like Andrew Yang doing like a fucking 900
[01:01:49] No, Andrew Yang's yeah, but he was sick or skating for sure. Mm-hmm. He can skate you do everything
[01:01:55] Nice. Did you see the hot young gang picks? He's not that hot, dude. 93 Yang. He looked good
[01:02:01] When he was it was he was dressed up as a kid. He looks like he looked tight. Yeah, he's a cool guy. Yeah, it's cool
[01:02:06] Like dead Kennedy's big
[01:02:08] There's like a in college like college. Yeah, he was like good. Yeah
[01:02:14] He had like cool hair. Yeah, okay
[01:02:17] Andrew Yang young, which his wife look like probably the hottest chick ever
[01:02:24] Yeah, he does look kind of cool. Let me see when he's got like a fucking trench coat shit
[01:02:29] Yeah, dude sick. Yeah, he looks kind of cool. Yeah real college
[01:02:34] Sharing that picture being like young Andrew Yang. Oh my that's funny and then I saw Andrew Yang be like, yeah
[01:02:40] Well, he's going around. Here's me in high school and I was like, holy shit
[01:02:43] He's cool. Yeah, he's cool. He's even like Barack Obama look like a fucking nerd. Yeah, Barry
[01:02:50] Yeah, look like Farrell. He was in the tomb gang though, dude. He smoked loud
[01:02:55] Is that what that would be? Him and his boys call themselves the tomb gang. That's pretty cool
[01:03:01] That's a lot of the vac tomb up men's tomb. No, it's shut up
[01:03:05] It was to do lines of calm of tomb. I'm like a dry up calm and chop it into a dust
[01:03:11] He's like I'm getting high off chew
[01:03:14] You're beating off with your packet
[01:03:30] Spitting it out
[01:03:32] I'm stepping up to the plate number 69. Yes, it could be gay guy
[01:03:45] By dick is small I
[01:03:48] Hate Hillary Clinton
[01:03:50] Yes, she's the devil pro fuck Larry. Can you bring me up? Can you say fuck Hillary Clinton?
[01:03:56] Sure, no problem Joker. You got a joke. No problem. Joke. He said not everybody's bad
[01:04:03] There's good people like Hillary Clinton
[01:04:09] She's not fucking good Larry
[01:04:12] You just brought Hillary Clinton here to laugh at her crimes I
[01:04:18] Got to say he makes quite an entrance the Joker joke. I start when he he's when he goes on Murray show
[01:04:24] He's such a good dancer
[01:04:26] The dancing what is why the dancing was kind of gay
[01:04:29] Was sick. What was the point of the dancing? I don't know that boys if I think critically about the movie
[01:04:34] Oh down the stairs. What's the point of the dancing? I don't a comedic relief. I mean it's supposed to be a fucking joke
[01:04:43] It's like if people are like he thought this was a good decision. It's like no, it's absurd
[01:04:48] Yeah, it's just like it's like it's supposed it like it reads his fucking absurd
[01:04:52] I don't know man. I just didn't really I mean it was fun
[01:04:55] I just but I just everyone's talking about the movie the dancing way you're talking about the stairs
[01:05:00] What do you mean everybody's talking about the movie but the dancing being awesome people talk about the dancing being cool
[01:05:06] And I'm like I thought it was fun. Stupid. I don't give a fuck. I didn't know who's that
[01:05:11] Like why would the guy be a good dancer?
[01:05:14] Why would the Joker be a dancer?
[01:05:16] I didn't think that was good dancing. I think we all have the ability to dance like that in us and that was kind of the point of the
[01:05:21] movie interesting you think it was kind of like the all-mo
[01:05:24] You know speaking you know who the real Joker is this fucking Kanye. I love him. Mm-hmm every time I see him
[01:05:29] It's like man. You are like severely disabled dude and still doing it
[01:05:33] He gave his new CDs. He gave an interview
[01:05:37] That was just like this man needs to be an
[01:05:40] When he said that he got 50 million dollar tax return because he believes in God. No, no
[01:05:45] I didn't see that. Yeah, he's like last year like I owe I was like a hundred million dollars in taxes
[01:05:50] And this and then I started believing in God and then this year
[01:05:53] I got 54 million dollars back in taxes because God got me like I got my back
[01:05:57] No, he was some guy some guy. There's probably a Jewish guy doing his taxes. Yeah, I mean it was just it was probably
[01:06:03] Trump's tax and God somehow, but
[01:06:07] Definitely the Trump's he gave an interview that was just like some guy was some guy was like so what do you think about?
[01:06:13] You know something about like
[01:06:15] He said you talk about living your life for the devil in the past is that true and he was like
[01:06:20] I mean, yeah, I mean, you know you look at my lyrics and it's like I'm a sick fuck. I love to get whatever
[01:06:26] And he's like I get my dick. So yeah, he's like, oh, oops oops bad Christian points
[01:06:31] I'm not allowed to curse and he said it like that. He was like oops
[01:06:34] The negative Christian point is like and he like looked up like
[01:06:39] But the other shit that he's really annoying
[01:06:41] Another shit that he says he's like he's like I've always I've always said things that people get mad
[01:06:46] He's like, you know, he's like I was wearing polos people call me a faggot
[01:06:49] I was the first person to say you shouldn't be homophobic and rap and he's like I got shit for that
[01:06:53] He's like he's not wrong. Yeah, he's not he's right camera was wearing
[01:06:57] It's also like this is still the home of phobic wake salute. That's a homophobic camera on what he could wear a puffy
[01:07:03] ass pink just a mink and it's like now we still don't fuck with gay people
[01:07:08] You know like the fucking George Bush doesn't care about black people thing incredible huge that rule
[01:07:17] So Kanye has always been somebody like it's like, you know, oh, he's sucking up to he's not sucking up to anybody
[01:07:22] You never has that's true. Yeah, I agree with that. I mean, but but he's also in he seems like he's
[01:07:29] And he's been he's been open about I mean he is like a yeah
[01:07:32] He's like a he's got like bipolar or something. Yeah, you know, I
[01:07:36] Whenever he comes out of the record seems like he goes off the Lexa Pro and then he just goes off the rails
[01:07:41] Yeah, and then says slavery was a choice and all that I
[01:07:45] Mean he is crazy, but yeah, yeah, of course, you know, I don't know. Yeah, if you don't find him
[01:07:51] At least somewhat. I mean because there's an authenticity to it. It's not it's like sure. I agree
[01:07:56] it doesn't mean that is like reasoning for supporting certain things or like
[01:08:01] You know whatever opinions he may or may not have considering how fucking transient his positions are anyways
[01:08:08] I mean it doesn't really matter one way or the other it's like
[01:08:11] He's severely fucked up and he's kind of handling it well. I guess that's true. You could be like yeah
[01:08:17] Shitting himself. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he could be lashing out at people. Yeah, it's not like it's not like a guy
[01:08:23] That's like fucking hurting anybody
[01:08:26] Yeah, it sucks. It is
[01:08:28] When I wish this album was a little better. I didn't think it was like I mean it wasn't great obviously
[01:08:32] I don't even listen to both parts of it. I
[01:08:35] Don't know there's that there's that cool
[01:08:38] The Kenny's you sexy
[01:08:42] That's pretty cool the thing with tie dollar sign is pretty good that
[01:08:48] Whatever we don't have to talk I haven't listened to Yandy. That's maybe why I think there's a song on Yandy called new body
[01:08:54] Which is so sick. There's that there's that song on God. I think on this one. That's like a PR beat. That's fucking awesome
[01:09:01] You know that one, but that's all I got you I
[01:09:05] Thought it was pretty bad, but I mean it was
[01:09:08] What I think it's just Adam quietly at home reading opinions about Kanye's album
[01:09:14] Being like I guess I think it's bad. I
[01:09:16] Guess I'll listen to it and then decide it's bad later. It's not even an album. It's like 15 minutes long
[01:09:25] You're pretty easy. I'm scrolling through a blog that says first of all, it's not even now
[01:09:35] Yeah
[01:09:40] We're off funny moms this Monday
[01:09:43] But we are back on the 11th. Yes, it's also veterans
[01:09:48] They will be honoring honoring the troops our troops on the 12th. I got fat Tuesday's the launch in the big room
[01:09:55] Please come out to that
[01:09:56] Also, I'm at the stress factory this Wednesday in Jersey and I'm in New Orleans and Lafayette, Louisiana
[01:10:03] on the eighth and the ninth and then also
[01:10:06] The bridgeport stress factory on the 21st then Atlanta on the 23rd Nashville on the 24th
[01:10:12] Baltimore 29th and 30th and then Houston on the 13th and I'm trying to add San Antonio to that run and
[01:10:19] Dallas and Austin it looks like I'm gonna get there next early next year. Sorry about the delays
[01:10:25] Let's try to make a whole little trip of it, but
[01:10:28] So yeah, Stavi dot biz slash tour
[01:10:32] Come see me. I'm all over in a motherfucking place fat Tuesday's every Tuesday to stand funny moms
[01:10:38] So wait somebody just somebody's emm-a message Instagram said give from our high school stole a soda machine from outside of liquor
[01:10:44] So our chain did to the back of his Durango
[01:10:47] I've got him literally one block
[01:10:53] Incredible incredible respect to that man that maybe 50 feet
[01:11:00] Just going around corners so
[01:11:03] Dude send that man a bunch of free merch dude. Yeah
[01:11:09] That's you got see can we sponsor him the way skate company sponsored people. Yeah sponsored dumbasses. No that fucking rules
[01:11:17] What an awesome crime do respect and
[01:11:22] Respect
[01:11:24] Damn, I'm tired. Yeah, it's time for me to take out of bulls
[01:11:28] I've been taking so many edibles that's pain relievers
[01:11:33] Okay guys suck our hard cocks. Goodbye