Cum Town | Premium | 11/11/2019
[00:00:00] Mmm with the pussy on hard pussy on songs, but they're pushing your own fat put that pussy on fat
[00:00:09] Damn that bacon is that turkey or regular turkey bacon? It's maybe a black bitch. I mean this microwave
[00:00:14] Really never seen someone do that well I had mold on it. So I want to microwave turkey back. Yeah, it's sterile
[00:00:21] Dude once you microwave something. Yes the camera is
[00:00:23] Mm-hmm. What kind of bitches is we're watching some kind of British dating love Island. Yeah, I think and
[00:00:32] Is this bitch foreign or what's going on that guy looks like a gypsy? Yeah, none of them are actually like
[00:00:39] English people right right right. Oh, it's just what Brexit is about that every this is how they want to get these
[00:00:46] Okay, this is the more more country looks like
[00:00:49] I'm all that drawn in my country. Look it's so love Island
[00:00:58] It's an island of a a premier mentality
[00:01:03] Damn they got a nice setup dude. I'm trying to get I'm trying to get head from literally you do work on this show
[00:01:12] Yeah, what's up Jessica let me see those titties. Oh, yeah, it's so funny. She's so hot
[00:01:18] But if you turn the sound on you're like in no way, no really I think there's something about me
[00:01:25] I'm not really positive tension to me in a way
[00:01:29] Right that black girl. What's up with her?
[00:01:32] Her what's up Montana Montana you Montana. They don't even have Montana there. Dude. That's so true. That's annoying
[00:01:38] They can't take a black girl's here named Buckingham
[00:01:47] Dude I would marry a bitch her first name is Buckingham and her last name is palace
[00:01:53] You take her last name I would absolutely become Stavros Palace
[00:02:02] Dude actually I might just become Stavros Palace just for the oh my god her titties are about to pop out
[00:02:07] Yeah, is this British so could you see their pushes and titties sometimes?
[00:02:11] That's that rock yeah, they got a bed outside to fuck outside
[00:02:16] I don't really like caught a little bit of this but it's like like I'm really upset because I found out that Karen
[00:02:23] But you know, I mean like 600 700 that's fine
[00:02:28] You know, I mean it like Mark stating a lease and she's fucked 35,000
[00:02:36] Yeah, I mean if you're this hot you probably fuck so much. Oh this hot in this stupid. Yeah, exactly
[00:02:41] I'm like yeah, I'm or you're too much of an intellectual. I'm too much more. Yeah
[00:02:48] I've got time for some bugging and palace
[00:02:51] Bitch tongue about get a job. Yeah, you got thoughts to have no no no no
[00:02:56] You got some thinking to do okay take a look at my take a look at the fucking wheels turning right here. I'm solving China
[00:03:04] Why are you doing what getting your nails pressed on starting to fight a DMV
[00:03:13] I mean, are you addressing Montana still no he's addressing Buckingham Palace. We who is my wife
[00:03:18] Which is very rude stuff baby mother you fucking talk to Buckingham that way Nick my baby girl my 420 pound baby girl
[00:03:29] Oh, it's shut off. Well. Oh, no, it's back. Thank God
[00:03:34] Yeah, he's driving back to Baltimore with her and she's like
[00:03:38] Ooh, can you pull over for a second and then she like makes you get off on that exit where they have to weigh the trucks
[00:03:44] She's like sorry, it's bottom of my job
[00:03:51] Damn dude, I'm about seriously I'm gonna change my name to stop roast Vel palace
[00:03:56] It'd be funny seeing the two of you right around that Corolla in the HOV. That would be great. Just flying out of your well
[00:04:01] I would get the shocks reinforced. Yeah, I would get a fucking I would get one of those
[00:04:08] Rally car undercarriages dude. Yeah, or whatever because that's where alli cars for is very fat. Is it?
[00:04:13] I don't know. What's the one where they like jump off? You know when they're doing that race around the world
[00:04:18] And they like have like a shot where it's like a car jumps off a desert or for little
[00:04:24] I would get an undercarriage like that put on the rock. Oh rally. That's just cool
[00:04:27] Yeah, yeah, and that could probably that could probably handle two fat motherfuckers
[00:04:34] But you know with ease in a yeah with a plum. Yeah, you could take that out on sand too. Absolutely
[00:04:40] Get a dick sucked on a dune. Oh my god. Go visit go visit that fucking guy
[00:04:46] That we keep talking about having on the podcast. I feel like if you get the fuck one of those fat people that has to be cut out of
[00:04:53] Your house will not become that no not you
[00:04:54] I mean in general instead of them like delicately helping those people out what they should do is just tie a chain to your
[00:05:00] Ankle and then pull you out with a pickup truck because that's what you deserve
[00:05:08] That's you should attach ropes or like like
[00:05:12] Straps to your pants. Okay, and then it pulls you out, but it pulls your pants. Don't you pull off?
[00:05:17] Yeah, they just stayed your ankles and then they pull you out by your pants or turn around your ankles
[00:05:22] So your cock and balls are just in the right and they drag you the rug into town square and they're like, okay, you're free
[00:05:28] Okay, we got you out now. We're dropping off in the central business
[00:05:33] We're leaving you here on Main Street in front of our towns one shitty part a
[00:05:41] In the middle of Delaware and it's like a slave mom and her daughter holding hands in the town square like what's that for?
[00:05:49] The mayor had some black people told we had to have statue over here like a mayor's office said extra money
[00:05:58] Damn, that was good. I should start microwave and bacon more often. Mike with big is nice. It's so much easier
[00:06:04] It's less hassle. You know what I did to you know what I had you know what I had for breakfast today
[00:06:08] Would you have a man's even I'm not a man's seaman cute?
[00:06:12] No, well sort I get are you are you damn that girl's ass was out this show rocks?
[00:06:20] Damn, do you gonna see their asses or more?
[00:06:22] Look at how this guy's sitting on the couch. Yeah, but this was hard. So he was penis is off the couch
[00:06:27] This is where they sleep in these pods. Do they fuck me this shows like black mirror? Do they fuck?
[00:06:34] Do they fuck with each other sleeping there? Yeah that rock
[00:06:39] No, what I had my the key foods my local key foods
[00:06:43] Started carrying Peter Luger's extra thick bacon
[00:06:47] So I had a fat slab of that with to it. You're just got a bad review. Yeah in the New York
[00:06:52] I saw that but that guy seems like a bitch to me. Yeah, he's just good. That guy easy dinner for for breakfast
[00:06:58] I will say eating dinner as a job. Yeah, I would love to be I would love to be a food critic and be like
[00:07:16] Yeah, have you guys been to the lugs in a while I've only been twice you go for burgers though like a fucking
[00:07:22] Yeah, that's the no, but if you're there for lunch you get the burger
[00:07:27] I don't know you get well hold on zone city. What do you mean? Hold on you get a steak and a burger?
[00:07:32] Yeah, you split it with your friend you guys get half the burger and then half the steak Adam's always like me and Joshua
[00:07:39] And what did you get to the Empire State Building? I don't know those people are this is sandwich place
[00:07:45] Actually, I did go with my friend. Yeah, that is you you have like me and
[00:07:49] 45 friends and every week there's a new one that you've known for 12 years me my friend
[00:07:55] I know friends from from the build a bird group
[00:08:03] Then we went to together when we were interning at that one they would never let me in there. What's the one that?
[00:08:11] Fuck Nixon made fun of it one time to build a bird group
[00:08:14] Oh, is that the build a bird group? Mm-hmm. I mean grow aiming grow when you were interning at Bohemian Grove
[00:08:24] That's how you get your foot in the door that's how Jews get in you suck the dick fuck your way to the top
[00:08:29] Fuck your way to the top and then then you get to molest that's what people think they think we're born into this
[00:08:35] Fuck your way into it damn. It's not given to me at birth as a birthright. It's not a free trip to Israel
[00:08:41] No, it's work you get pussy from a stripper for money
[00:08:44] Damn, I would love to fuck these weird fucked up bitches with fucked up lip injections. Yeah
[00:08:53] I would love to go on a just imagine this show and it's a regular episode
[00:09:05] Lighting up the other guy you murder all the other men. Yeah, just say I know the only option
[00:09:09] Oh, you kill the women. Yeah, I do a joker on the love you live stream it on each. Yeah, I'm the Anders Brevick of love Island
[00:09:16] Yeah, I've landed I've got tactical equipment gear. I kill all of them
[00:09:22] shooting and then the joke I killed all of them
[00:09:27] Wait, you didn't you would go and you would kill and you wouldn't get any pussy out of it. No
[00:09:32] Couldn't be me bro. You'll mix sex and business
[00:09:41] Would go and I would slowly poison all the other men. Yeah, and I would win everyone's trust
[00:09:46] The only way you know what I would love so that wouldn't be and this is just this is a joke. I would love
[00:09:53] If somebody paid me five dollars to shoot up an entire police station and kill like a hundred police officers
[00:09:59] And when they're interrogating me, I'm like, I'm just doing my job
[00:10:06] Somebody look it's a hard day me. It is a hard job
[00:10:11] It's a thankless job that somebody pay. I'm just doing a dangerous got put food on the table, you know
[00:10:17] Some of us made a promise to do hard work
[00:10:22] It's doing the job that I was doing the job after after I failed out of community college and also the firefighters Academy
[00:10:29] Yeah after I was yeah, yeah, they I'm just for steroids
[00:10:35] Yeah, I've got fired from GNC for doing too many stingroids
[00:10:42] Yep, and I was suspected of molesting as a gym teacher
[00:10:45] I'm just doing my job now the only one left for me to do
[00:10:48] Yeah, I was like I was afraid for the life of me and my fellow hit man
[00:10:53] Feared for a fear for life of me and my fellow hit man. You don't know what you would do until you're in there
[00:10:58] Show you're in that situation when you're paid to murder. It's so easy for you to comment with your armchair
[00:11:05] Monday morning quarterback attitudes. Yeah, that's right. I'm sorry
[00:11:09] I shouldn't there be like a public union with way too much power shredding all of the evidence right now
[00:11:15] Where's the hit man union? Why don't they have direct access to the district attorney's files
[00:11:23] Yeah, you motherfuckers vote yesterday vote vote yes on that shit to get yeah
[00:11:27] Yeah, you know if I have if I want to vote I have to go to Chinatown
[00:11:32] You didn't change your registration. No, I have an extra form if you want at home. Yeah, he can't he wants to change my address
[00:11:38] Yeah, well, this is your party. Well, I got it to change my party girls fuck on this too
[00:11:42] Is that a guy with my party if it why did you change your party?
[00:11:48] Yeah, me too. Did you not vote last time I was not on the voter rolls. I was still independent
[00:11:52] I tried to change it in 2016 and I got there and then I decided to affidavit ladies and gentlemen
[00:12:00] Breaking news Adam did not vote for Bernie. Oh my god. Take it back all the fucking running of your mouth
[00:12:06] That you're running your mouth running on how he's good in your lips flapping your bill to bird
[00:12:11] You guys know what happened. I've told you guys this a million times. No, we remember
[00:12:28] I literally don't remember it was probably a boring story. Yeah, it's the same shit that happened everybody at the time
[00:12:33] Everyone was off the fucking voter rolls
[00:12:35] I'm like I understand there's like him because he's the no paperwork candid. That's right
[00:12:39] He's like we're gonna do it so everybody else has to do all the work or you don't have to do anything
[00:12:43] And it's like that's great sign me up. They're like well you have to sign up. I'm like I'm not doing shit
[00:12:48] No, fuck what part of sign me up don't you understand?
[00:12:56] Yeah, I got I got a ticket for you right here to the dick sock the same thing happened in New York City to a lot of people
[00:13:01] Though I think now that you're saying it and I told you this a million
[00:13:05] Stop saying that you told it to us a million times you said it maybe actually you probably did say a million times
[00:13:11] But you just weren't listening the point is I'm remembering it now and now that I'm also looking at the credits of this show where they look at everybody's titties
[00:13:25] How much would you pay to fuck one of the ladies from La Filing
[00:13:29] Consensually zero you would pay zero. I don't pay to fuck
[00:13:32] They we that is literally you're the only one on this part of the only one they paid I've never paid for sex. I've never paid
[00:13:43] The last time you wrote off as a birthday present for yourself
[00:13:47] No, I never had how desperate it is to buy yourself a birthday present. I paid for his accountant told me I paid for the conversation
[00:13:57] For the companionship and what happened between conversation with a woman that does not even speak English. I
[00:14:06] What I don't see what's so funny here. I paid for the girlfriend experience GFE
[00:14:12] I've we went to happen to be horny. We happened to join a whole foods and we got in an argument the full girlfriend experience
[00:14:20] You caught a DMing some other guys and then you fucked her. Yes
[00:14:31] Damn, dude, I okay, I would pay a nice something not a nice some but
[00:14:37] So wait, they're all in there cobbled up and then there's you people that you get to cheat with oh, they're bringing hot people
[00:14:44] Whoa, you can see your nipples, dude. Wow. Oh
[00:14:46] Oh, hers too. So wait, they're coupled up and then you bring in some nice fresh pussy
[00:14:52] Didn't they already have this show temptation island. Yeah back in the early knots. Oh, damn
[00:14:57] He's I think those are 90s. Do you see that he was finger-popping?
[00:15:01] I remember cuz the temptation island a bunch of shows like this when I was a kid and I thought this is just what you were supposed to be like
[00:15:07] Is a 23-year-old? That's not gonna happen
[00:15:10] Yeah, there's no way I go from this to that. No, dude. I was waiting for my turn on temptation
[00:15:20] Hitting a titty with my elbow and I was like yeah, dude in like six years. I'm gonna be fucking like eight hot girls
[00:15:26] Just fatish shit in my sweatpants because I was too scared to wear jeans because they hurt too much
[00:15:32] Thinking about all the pussy I was in the last year
[00:15:34] Yeah, I don't like when they show the guys bodies though. Yeah, that makes you feel bad
[00:15:40] Yeah, that makes me feel weird. It's like when the guys too loud during a porn hate that
[00:15:45] I hate it the worst part of the one down here's the one
[00:15:48] I don't get with the angle when she's on her back and the guy standing up plowing and you see like a sliver of her
[00:15:56] Asshole and maybe a piece of pussy mostly mostly the man's ass in his balls
[00:16:00] Yeah, and he's the worst one. Why is that always in there and every it's they're doing it to fuck with us if you
[00:16:06] Jack off to that your sauce bro, dude. Yeah, me too. I don't come every time that pops up immediately
[00:16:13] But it does really throw me out of the game damn hell. He is where they they're on the couch. Oh
[00:16:19] You saw a little piece of titty this show was really good to watch it with no sound on I
[00:16:29] Mm-hmm. I would watch that because then I could convince myself that it's an experiment. Mm. Yes
[00:16:35] That's the way the Germans would approach this show
[00:16:43] How time do you have to be before it is a miscegenation
[00:16:50] They are pretty tan here. Yeah, the British have their own type of gypsy, right? Yeah, Romans
[00:16:55] No, no, no, no like a white type of gypsy ethnically the Brit or Irish have gypsies
[00:17:02] Like geordies or some shit like that. Yeah, those are people like just white trash. Oh from Newcastle
[00:17:14] What was that what about Brad Pitt and that's they had a that a British Jersey Shore called the geord
[00:17:20] Geordie Shore. Yeah, what isn't Brad Pitt in that movie where he talks stupid as fuck?
[00:17:25] Yeah, he plays like a Roma like he plays like a gypsy. Oh Roma is
[00:17:29] Roma's are white. I thought Roma is gypsy is now a slur gypsy just means Roma
[00:17:37] There's nothing I do with Rome that are like Roma has nothing to do with Rome. Oh, he might be an Irish gypsy
[00:17:47] People from Romania traditional gypsy Romanians are like there's like there are ethnic Roma that live there
[00:17:56] I think there's some okay. All right. Hold on the movie quasi moto. Uh-huh the bitch the hot bitch as Morel
[00:18:06] She's a Roma and there you can be a white Roma
[00:18:11] Or you could be a different kind of British gypsy now, they're kind of just Mediterranean
[00:18:20] They are they got their southern European and fucking like tofu colored skin
[00:18:26] As Moralda was darker than that. Maybe yeah, maybe a little bit darker in the cartoon. It would but yes
[00:18:31] But she's based off of true events a book. Yeah, well real person. I
[00:18:38] Would love to I would love to just a flowery skirt
[00:18:54] The snatch back of Notre Dame, maybe he's got a pussy on his back lunch the lunch back lunch back
[00:19:00] You know these oh yeah, and word elder to say in the end word
[00:19:04] He's just feeding your fucking subs. You'd be great to just some edit the hunchback of Notre Dame
[00:19:09] But he's got like a headset on look a drive-through headset the entire movie and he's up there in the tower
[00:19:15] He's like welcome to church guy take your order
[00:19:26] The lunch back loves Vietnam good morning Vietnam
[00:19:29] Mm-hmm. I don't think he was retarded though. He was just they made them they made him look fucked up
[00:19:35] Yeah, mentally and physically disabled Adam was he mentally disabled too? Yeah, and he gets absolutely
[00:19:41] Kind of took advantage of just like one of the no
[00:19:44] Just like one of the women you visit which was one cool customer
[00:19:51] The solicitor why you being mean again? I'm not being mean. Yes. You are you know I'm being recently no yes
[00:19:57] You know listen the joke the joke we did about you using a prostitute. You know I'm saying yeah, we're sure it
[00:20:04] Assured because it's like it's so not true. First of all, you know
[00:20:08] It's true, but if then if we say that you paid for sex with a hunchback then people are like baby
[00:20:14] It's not true. So I'm actually doing you a favor. No, you understand all the shit that I do for you dude
[00:20:22] You'll fucking look back when you get to be Nick's age two years ago. Yeah
[00:20:26] You appreciate all the things I fucking did for you
[00:20:29] Yeah, the mastermind who's too smart to fuck remember Adam
[00:20:39] We're simple folks, but we get our fucking peckers drenched
[00:20:44] Yeah, that happens you know I'm saying yeah, I'm so there right now. I'm
[00:20:49] Unironically trying to do no not November right now
[00:20:54] Did you jack off or did you fuck I fucked but it's nice. I think I'm gonna take the rest of the month off
[00:21:00] No ejaculate whatsoever. Yeah, I'm gonna keep my balls full that that's barely
[00:21:07] No barely registers. I'm gonna follow the the internet meme
[00:21:11] Yeah, where did that start? I'm gonna start wearing chain mail. I love that. Yeah, that's that would be a great look
[00:21:18] That would look do you mean as like a shirt or just oh as like you're over a cow everything
[00:21:22] Oh, just for your head like the oh, yeah, just from my head. Oh, I thought the whole mm-hmm
[00:21:26] Like you know what nights take off the armor. They have the chain mail underwear basically. Yeah, no dad
[00:21:31] I'll be wearing like a tunic beautiful. Yeah, but the fucking money get my arms big again
[00:21:36] That's a good look and my guns going we're a tunic chain mail. Mm-hmm and then stop brushing my teeth
[00:21:44] To be of the times to be of the times I love that right eat only fucking radishes
[00:21:49] Yeah, show up to fucking to rabbit show up to the Renaissance festival and be like oh, you're just doing this this week
[00:21:57] All right show up to the Renaissance people just killing nerds and stealing all their shit just smelling like shit
[00:22:05] Raging some fat guy teach myself a little whatever low German is
[00:22:13] Vise's languages designed for people with no teeth who can't read
[00:22:16] We're sneak prooker again bad out dude. That's fucked up. How language is changing shit. Yeah, I would love to hear a recording
[00:22:25] But it doesn't exist unfortunately of like, you know
[00:22:29] English was too. It was two different things like Anglo and Saxons or some shit
[00:22:36] Yeah, yeah, it's two completely different language the English and the Saxons
[00:22:41] That they just merged right isn't that what I was the Saxons French it's fucked up well French and German
[00:22:52] Area filled with a bunch of different fucking uh-huh, they were just fucking talking gobbledygook and they'll became one
[00:23:01] English and then there's the norm invasion and then that fucking norm that yeah
[00:23:06] The change it up. Uh-huh. No cheers to the invasion. Yeah, and then there was like
[00:23:13] The Essex guys in the Essex. Yeah, we're all these French motherfuckers. I am Sussex
[00:23:20] Where's all the good pussy over here? We're the gold corral open over here
[00:23:23] Y'all got golden corral over here and where the sex it comes from is because it used to be East Saxony
[00:23:34] Yeah, we're like yeah, I'm from East Saxony and eventually became awesome Essex because they're too fucking lazy to say all the words
[00:23:42] So true. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that shit is very interesting. I'm fascinated by like middle dark ages and shit like that
[00:23:49] But it also seems annoying. I wish someone would do a really dark games as seems annoying seems annoying to figure out
[00:23:55] What happened all the books they burned all the books and shit or whatever or they didn't have books or some shit
[00:24:11] That's that actually I'm like damn dude. I want to see what kind can I say some easy?
[00:24:16] She kind of you kind of imagine you think it was a Alexandria at its peak. It's like the year fucking
[00:24:23] 800 BC and there's just guys going around in salmon shorts and bow shoes
[00:24:29] Just talking about their defense contract
[00:24:40] Outside of the DMS trust me they will get outside of the area
[00:24:48] Yeah, Alexandria was wearing Egypt. Yeah, I
[00:24:52] Mean Greece is probably like this, but is there ever like a shares is there like a collective shame that was like
[00:25:01] People fucking still think that is that's the best part where you have such
[00:25:06] Objective evidence we almost ruined the world's economy because we were taking too many naps
[00:25:11] And it's like Greek people still are like your tax and not paying taxes and shit and just like defra it was all
[00:25:17] Everything you had to do in the government was straight broad like to a very low level official
[00:25:21] Uh-huh like to register to vote you would have like or actually no
[00:25:25] It's like the loading is is whatever but like to go just to get to see the doctor even though it was like, you know
[00:25:30] Whatever you'd have to like do a little they would call it on little envelopes fucking like yeah
[00:25:35] You have to have a little envelope little protection rack
[00:25:43] Some top-corers you've got to go to stress factory. You're at a lunch. I
[00:25:48] Had an 11 a.m lunch today. How did that feel? I love it. I want to do it every day
[00:25:53] Well, this is I even can you say is you have dinner for breakfast?
[00:25:58] Does that even count as long as you have breakfast or was that a late breakfast? I had a light breakfast
[00:26:03] And then I'm a little as balls, but you're like anorexic
[00:26:06] I'm not anorexic you do barely you're like I've lost so much weight and then you're like, oh, I just I'm so full of a piece of lettuce
[00:26:13] I made a morimoto lettuce. It's got a drop of
[00:26:20] I listen, I respect the art of Japanese
[00:26:24] You really do eat very although every once in a while you'll be working out. I've been working out again, so nice
[00:26:30] I'm hungry again the furnace needs fuel. Yeah, it's true. I'm trying to call up. See I'm not going to Miami
[00:26:37] I'm trying to look in good. Oh hell. Yeah, that's my really who gives you shit. I love it. It's too late
[00:26:43] It's it's game over winter. You're 30 you're rich you came over. You know you stop working out. Yeah
[00:26:50] Are there do you think there is videos online of any of these people having sex?
[00:26:54] From the chorus dude, of course there's revenge porn on all these people. No, I don't want revenge
[00:26:59] It's being it's being distributed by the producers probably I don't want revenge porn
[00:27:03] And now it to go into the revenge porn room where we get blackmail on the contestants
[00:27:11] Respect that Nick. I respect just giving up. Yeah
[00:27:15] I'm I just want no, I'm trying to try again. That's can I just want big ass?
[00:27:21] I just want big ass arms, dude. You have big arms. I have to waste steroids workers and just make like recover easier
[00:27:31] Do I have to go less? No, it actually the steroids make it so you can go to the gym more
[00:27:36] Okay, that's how a steroids help is that like instead of needing like a whole week before you do biceps again
[00:27:43] You could just do it again in three well, you know what that would help because I like to do an upper body shit
[00:27:47] That's fun. It doesn't feel like you're actually exercising me too. You feel like you're getting strong
[00:27:51] Yeah, but then I have to wait like four days with my arms hurt cuz I'm a fucking little bitch. Yeah, just wear a bag
[00:27:56] I just want to see how long I can get my beard
[00:28:03] With the fucking tunic you're talking about like you like you don't work out anymore. I'm like now I changed
[00:28:10] I traded it for a beer. I'm a different class. I'm a mange now. I'm a mange. I learned wizardry
[00:28:27] Because the thing is yeah, I mean I have to lose a couple pounds off the old Tom Tom obviously
[00:28:34] But if I just had giant arms and big-ass traps
[00:28:39] Who cares? Yeah, I like being fat. I honestly do who's that guy that got the mug shot in his neck was like
[00:28:47] Yeah, the neck guy. Yeah, black guy. I was like an Instagram him and yeah him and the white kid with a crazy neck like hang out now
[00:28:54] I just want to the world car on my face like yes like Kana
[00:29:02] Sure or any anyone who has like a big maybe through the eye or it's the classic
[00:29:08] White and then yes that blue little fucked up blue eye. Yeah. Yeah, but it's cloudy
[00:29:13] There's a line down the middle from where the tiger got me. Yeah
[00:29:17] What happened you know is like a fucking with tigers to make climate change worse
[00:29:24] I went to the jungle to beat up to beat up
[00:29:28] And the most dangerous most endangered animals
[00:29:35] Would love for you to do that if I would love to come here next week and just see you with chainmail
[00:29:40] Like not making any eye contact your eyes are being blocked by the chainmail
[00:29:48] Yeah chainmail, but then also one of those like battle star Galactica, Sylon help
[00:29:58] Yeah, I would like to have two axes if I was if we're to go in medieval. I want to be a two-act guy
[00:30:04] Yeah, we're at Toral lemon shit like that
[00:30:06] A battle axe man, I would definitely be out of what kind of dress would you wear?
[00:30:12] Maybe something Victorian mm-hmm. No, it's too late wrong period. That's way too late. Yeah, basically yesterday
[00:30:19] Well, I'm a nine-sealed century kind of guy. We're talking thirteen hundreds right now
[00:30:23] Make some wizard. I'm a guy with a battle axe. I would wear like a I guess like in a horned. I think you could be a wizard back then
[00:30:33] Do magic you just have to convince people. Yeah, you're just a liar right now
[00:30:37] You could you back you could do that every job sucked. Yeah, you know you work fucking like
[00:30:44] 35 hours a day because they didn't know about the Sun back
[00:30:49] That's doing over there and figured that is true. Yeah
[00:30:55] Well carrying dog shit from the dungeon to the field is fertilizer in your mouth
[00:31:04] That was the best job. Yeah, cuz you had to keep your hands clean
[00:31:09] To you eat with it to hold the king's balls
[00:31:21] Farying dog shit in your mouth out to the fields to throw it up into the
[00:31:28] Because those clean hands. Yeah, allow you those fucking exact you first keeps keeps the king from being pissed
[00:31:35] That's right. Yeah, you get the finest piece of mutton and then there's some guy that's like
[00:31:44] You know and it's just a guy in a fucking stone tower alone right
[00:31:48] Yeah, he gets his own room with every like cool gadget that I know
[00:31:53] You can buy and these like oh actually the earth isn't the center of the solar system or whatever and they're like kill this man
[00:32:01] Yeah, throw acid down or acid down his throat or acid out his throat and get rid of this guy
[00:32:05] We're gonna go back to the magic. I think we've heard enough of science shut the fuck up bitch
[00:32:18] Just have a couple servants. I rape whenever I want the best part about alchemy is like
[00:32:25] How it's like the the misunderstanding of like economics underlying like the science of alchemy
[00:32:31] Because like what the fuck value does gold have in medieval times if you just make if everything was gold
[00:32:36] I mean these guys make like jewelry and fucking sectors with it. Yeah, it's not like they're using it and fucking like
[00:32:42] Airplane windows or semi conductors or like circuitry, you know, I don't know when I don't know looks good
[00:32:49] I'm yeah, everyone likes just drip. It just looks good
[00:32:51] But everyone wants to fly if some fucking wizard came by he's like all right. I got it
[00:32:55] This is how you turn dog shit in the gold then everyone would just have like, you know
[00:33:00] Now the king would still hold all the gold. He wouldn't give it to everybody. Yeah, yeah
[00:33:04] That's why he's got the wizard on retain exactly
[00:33:07] But there has to be some like other wizards would figure it out it would be like it would devalue gold
[00:33:13] Pretty quickly. They didn't understand inflation. They didn't understand the fucking the fucking libertarianism to the market. Yeah, although they did have a
[00:33:23] You know rage of consent rage against the age of consent my band
[00:33:29] Yeah, that's what the machine is is the age of consent
[00:33:34] Nina the pizza the Santa Maria. I am not a rapist
[00:33:42] I just love if she can do homework. Yeah, she can consent
[00:33:50] Sleep now in my bed with me and asleep over
[00:33:55] Don't that is true, man. I love that yeah gold they just wanted to look cool
[00:34:00] Yeah, and I respect that like diamonds and shit just like it had you're right had absolutely no value
[00:34:08] I don't the value now gold as a commodity isn't related to its utility
[00:34:14] It's just because it's like a precious metal. Yeah
[00:34:17] Yeah, which is fucking so if you created alchemy now if there was a way to I mean I'm like let's do alchemy
[00:34:23] Yeah, we started mocking it, but now do you now's the time?
[00:34:26] Yeah, if you could make gold where it was like indistinguishable like you can make a fucking a gold brick
[00:34:34] Synthetic gold or whatever and then everyone had access to that information. Yes. It's like it would
[00:34:40] Gold would lose its value relatively quickly. That's true
[00:34:44] But it's the very beginning before when you was happening there would be a
[00:34:48] Some utility for us. Yeah for the first wizard. Let's do it, dude
[00:34:53] Mmm the penis the pussy my asshole. I am gay
[00:34:59] It is cool wizards work on man. Yeah, that rocks
[00:35:02] Yeah, well did they know where they just fucking mentally ill like did they have where they just have where they just get
[00:35:07] Sefrenic I think no people every magic everyone was mentally ill back then well
[00:35:12] Yeah, I think everyone everyone was severely mentally the oracles the like the Greek oracles and shit where they're like
[00:35:18] Bipole is a friend of Delphi well not only that but they had there was like a cave that had natural gas
[00:35:25] Yeah, so these would fucking off gas and then be like oh damn. Yeah, you're um
[00:35:31] Yeah, your son's gonna have a few cuffs you come that your son will have wings
[00:35:36] Or something yeah, or like yeah, you should do that war you should you should kill you should try and kill everybody in that other country
[00:35:43] And then you would just die that's awesome. Yeah, I want to live in a gas cave
[00:35:47] They would literally if they had a like if a king of a minor like city state had a big decision to make they would travel to this cave
[00:35:54] Ask this bitch what to do and all they were doing is asking like it's so funny that they say to be telling us
[00:36:01] Osama bin Laden was just living in caves
[00:36:05] The terrorists were living in caves like bears. Yeah
[00:36:16] Listening to Katy Perry. Yeah, that would be awesome was he yeah, I think he had like yeah
[00:36:24] His playlist were hilarious. Oh really? Yeah, what were you listen to like T. S. Do and stuff
[00:36:36] Jeff would love to be in Vegas if he if you could fuck children in there you can can you yeah?
[00:36:43] You saw that Ali g sketch it's sort of like a part of the local culture a lot of people from Las Vegas or pedophiles
[00:37:00] I will hold on I can't I forgot that well no no Nick hold on let's big
[00:37:05] It's not just everyone from Vegas. Let's think about the types of people that historically have molested children
[00:37:10] You've got Vegas. Yeah, that's a type. Yeah entertainment industry. Yeah in Jewish. Yeah, it's story. Oh, that's the profile
[00:37:18] That's just the profile. Yes, so it's not everyone from Vegas, but someone
[00:37:22] Theoretically had all three of those you know, you know, it's really getting the past right now is the most powerful
[00:37:27] religious political institution for the last 2000 years watch the Rothschild family
[00:37:34] The church of the Rothschilds no, I think it's the state of Israel some fellows from Rome
[00:37:41] No, you're right. You're where there were some fellows from Rome. That's the cool thing about Greece
[00:37:45] We got all our first the Catholic church in Israel
[00:37:51] What's the cathedral that's in Israel the Catholic church the church the Holy Sepulcher maybe yeah, I mean
[00:37:58] There's a bunch of churches that's got to be the most evil place in the world
[00:38:14] If you get transferred enough times in America, they send you over to that one if you put up enough numbers
[00:38:18] Yeah, you just go there a guy like walks out the front door wearing toddlers as slippers
[00:38:26] And they're little asses into babies that are screaming and crying he's like picking up the mail
[00:38:51] Avram yeah, Avram. Afriam is a Hebrew. Oh really?
[00:39:01] Guy named up right now. Dude, you know what I had the other pumpkins, you know, I had the other day pumpkins rock my con a butter
[00:39:11] What do you mean the packaging is isn't orange any words yellow is always yellow is always yellow. It's now more yellow
[00:39:18] They change the color and they make a cup from Reese's
[00:39:22] Yeah, they went cup. They were like well
[00:39:23] We have to the branding has to be you see this is way more orange
[00:39:26] I guess but yeah, but the butter fingers is my favorite candy when I was a kid
[00:39:30] The butter finger cuz of the bar that's why no I wanted to like it because of Bart
[00:39:35] But oh shit, did that girl take a top off the fun sized butter fingers?
[00:39:39] I thought was like the perfect candy they are but they get stuck in your teeth
[00:39:43] No the pumpkin or the egg Reese's is the perfect candy. It's a fatter amount of that's good
[00:39:50] But I wouldn't say it's the perfect perfect candy. Oh
[00:39:53] What fucking a bite what are you laughing at a bite sized butter finger is motherfucker say the perfect
[00:39:58] It is the perfect as what Nick just said about the butter finger. No, I mean I said I thought that as a child
[00:40:03] Yeah, I some of us maintain that beautiful beautiful innocence
[00:40:16] Montana if you're listening and I know Montana from love I catholic church and history
[00:40:22] That church is pretty cool, dude. It's where they laid Jesus down after you got murked
[00:40:28] Right who how's that Catholic by the Romans? It should be orthonaut yeah, yeah, yeah by the Romans
[00:40:35] Yeah, but just like Roma aren't like the same as like
[00:40:40] Those people if you really chase the lineage the Romans were actually Jews the current day Jews or
[00:40:48] So then who taddled the original Jews all became Christians
[00:40:51] So true, you know when Jesus came so true the only ones that were left were the Romans
[00:40:58] But the bad ones not the ones did anything cool that is true. I do yeah, yeah, not the ones that fought in any wars
[00:41:08] None of those cool fuck parties that they would have none of that none of zero
[00:41:26] Fuck I was just about to say something but that Dom thinks about instead of Tom and Jerry
[00:41:29] It's sub and Jerry mm-hmm, and it's Richard gear in a gimp-out fit and he keeps trying to put Jerry in his ass
[00:41:37] He's chasing him backwards with his ass
[00:41:39] One of these days I'm gonna catch that damn house
[00:41:46] You animate his ass like a mouth damn that guy is a park
[00:41:51] Well, they didn't do many favors with the way they shot him. Yeah Marcel. What is he doing tanning?
[00:41:57] We were in the shade. What do you want to do collapse space time?
[00:42:00] I have too much light then the entire fucking house gets sucked into your body
[00:42:09] People like what's that weird disc of light? Yeah, we're Britain used to be beautiful pecs. Yeah damn Marcel's hot
[00:42:16] Dude, everyone on the show is pretty hot except couple the guys are kind of ugly. They're pretty ugly
[00:42:22] I'm as cute as me that girl's eyes are fucked. She's got Corey Booker eyes. Yeah, but she's got
[00:42:27] She's got Corey Booker asshole too if you know what I'm saying open for business
[00:42:36] There's no way him do you think him or Zara Dawson have legitimately had sex
[00:42:39] Mm-hmm. I think they've kissed on the lips a couple times that would be so he they probably have had sex and that's so annoying
[00:42:52] Yeah, but he's funny and like has a nice penis. He's posted on Instagram a couple times
[00:42:59] And he's you know famous and hot and all that kind of stuff
[00:43:05] Once I get those big arms and I get the battle axe then everyone will respect me
[00:43:10] Is everybody was mad. I saw who's mad about
[00:43:14] Count of reasons girlfriend. That was hilarious. I say women like just decided. I mean it was really nice
[00:43:20] I thought everyone's excited. I think it was nice for him to take a picture with him in his his girlfriend's mother. Yes
[00:43:27] Very true Adam. You have to laugh at it
[00:43:32] Fuck you man. You're checking your phone. Yeah, I'm not even listening to him. I just got a I just got an important
[00:43:37] No, not as important as that joke. I just did
[00:43:40] Which by the way is mother the kiss girlfriend's mother man. It was a joke, but whatever it's over now
[00:43:46] Thank you for the support. I listen everyone and I laugh at everyone even when the jokes are bullshit
[00:43:51] It's energy going it's true. You got a text from you fucking
[00:43:54] I've done big jokes and you don't laugh friends. You're worried about your text from Benjamin and Josh to go to the yet to get lunch
[00:43:59] At the fucking I do read him to our Lincoln Center
[00:44:02] I do make jokes. They have a restaurant in the gift shop and fucking
[00:44:06] It's a New York secret. What was annoying about the the Keanu shit was everyone's like first everyone was happy
[00:44:13] Which is good whatever I thought it was cool there a cute couple kind of rock makeup a position that nobody has and then they get
[00:44:19] They get upset about like I bet men are upset that he's not dating a woman. That's young
[00:44:24] It's like not who gives a fuck with no one and if anything now I am there said about that
[00:44:28] Well, what's funny the funniest part for me was that like everyone's like and then there was like swing backwards
[00:44:35] She's nine years younger than him and it's like okay
[00:44:38] But like famous people years and regular people years are not the fucking same. Mm-hmm like Sandra Bullock is like what?
[00:44:45] 55 or some shit and she's like she's 30. Do you know what I mean?
[00:44:49] Like she looks the other Keanu is like okay Keanu's nine years old. I call her Sandra Bullshit
[00:44:54] Really why after what she said about the president?
[00:44:57] Mm-hmm. I'm gonna I'm gonna find someone that was just born the same exact day as me
[00:45:05] So I'll be completely immune for this isn't no she was born four years after or four whatever
[00:45:13] Aren't you guys Irish twins or not Irish? No, no, they just happen to be born on the same
[00:45:17] Me and my sister have the same birthday
[00:45:20] The which is really weird. Yeah, it was yeah, it's my parents like fuck fuck once a year
[00:45:25] I was like first no you stole that joke. I said it first actually stole that joke
[00:45:30] Literally stole that joke. That's how sex or stole that joke
[00:45:34] Let's be the comedy police real I'm not listening because no now you're now
[00:45:39] You're stealing the joke of me saying you steal Joe damn judo. Oh, well fuck
[00:45:45] No, that's the joke that you the you run me at me like a bunch of
[00:45:53] Whoa, they're just basically showing pussy right now. I've never watched one of your sets
[00:46:09] I love that the part of the show is just the guys watching the women work out
[00:46:14] Those guys aren't sexy as me dude. Yeah, how awesome and bit is just roll up there just coming around the corner
[00:46:21] Just a wide shot me decked out with the camo taking the guys out just fuck
[00:46:28] Backpack full of extra magazines. God, you know highlights Nickelodeon magazine
[00:46:41] I brought a Nintendo switch with me that'd be cool to deck yourself out to go kill a bunch of people and then you've got like
[00:46:47] You've got to carry in case for Nintendo switch
[00:46:59] Like the richest kid you have his setup with the switch
[00:47:17] Give me my switch please that would be awesome just covered it
[00:47:31] Covered in blood playing switch waiting for the cops to arrive
[00:47:35] Hello gentlemen, I've been expecting you've been expecting you. Oh, hell yeah, they're gonna show read a banana
[00:47:40] The show rocks dude. I've never seen a second of it except coming up on slut Island
[00:47:48] Well the women eventually cave and have sex with each other
[00:47:53] We've lost nine women in the house with their force to have sex this guy gets darker on the wide shots
[00:48:00] He actually does I think literally color no they light them. Yeah, I think it
[00:48:06] They don't care what the black people look like I mean look at that guy is dark. I know that's crazy
[00:48:12] Yeah, although it's just natural lighting. I don't know. I don't know enough about lighting to know how this works
[00:48:19] Whatever, I guess they're called the Grito people. That's really what they're called
[00:48:23] It's like it ethnic group and it's like the black people from like Oceana or whatever
[00:48:30] From like those islands and they're actually they have
[00:48:33] Genetically less in common with like sub-Saharan Africans. They just happen to have like dark skin right right right and they get like dark
[00:48:42] Oh shit that fucking places if you live in like the middle of one of those fuck with the outback or some shit
[00:48:47] Yeah, if it's similar at all to that shit, that's cool
[00:48:49] I would love to be that dark. Yeah, either you go pure white or pure black nice nowhere in the middle
[00:48:56] We're in the middle. They're two best kinds. Yeah
[00:48:59] Yeah, just albino or like either yeah pure white like just completely
[00:49:05] Yep, blonde as hell not even a speck of melanin in your shit. Yeah, not blonde white white the hair is white
[00:49:17] Like West Borland from limp is yeah or this guy or Marcel Marcel is hot bro. Yeah. Yeah, he's far
[00:49:24] Yeah, that's cool. He's never gonna get skin cancer
[00:49:30] Lucky you mm-hmm. He could go live on the Sun
[00:49:36] He could probably live in the Sun. Yeah, I think so the Sun's not that hot I
[00:49:44] How are we gonna be China? I think we need to convince them that the space race is back
[00:49:48] Mm-hmm. So they put a lot of money the first people to land somebody on the Sun smart or to colonize the Sun
[00:49:54] Mm-hmm. So they send a bunch of people over there
[00:49:56] Yeah, we jerk the Chinese into trying to do it and then five years later. They find a way to do it. Yeah, and we're like oh shit
[00:50:02] Yeah, they just figure out. Yeah, the Sun. We thought that was actually we thought that was pretty good. Yeah, that sucks
[00:50:08] That actually sucks and they're like have fun on earth. You fucking idiots
[00:50:15] Physically they're able to adapt to the conditions
[00:50:19] The surface of this how much different isn't in Foxconn. You know what I mean? Yeah, they have to put nets on their fucking
[00:50:28] Just some Chinese guys swatting on squatting on top of a solar ray
[00:50:33] Just spitting and chewing chewing seeds
[00:50:42] Yeah, hi, okay. Goodbye one dick is all it takes for me to be gay
[00:50:51] Damn, that's it. Oh nice smooch. This guy's got bad tattoos. This tattoo stink
[00:50:55] I can't believe they don't show any penetration on this show or at least the fucking team always your Christian. Oh
[00:51:06] I think there's a bunch of people who pretend to be Catholic now. Yeah, that's a cool Brooklyn move. It's so weird
[00:51:13] Is it really even a thing? Yeah, it really is. I think it's just on Twitter
[00:51:18] Yeah, but those people I mean yeah, but so is it most of those motherfuckers lives. Yeah
[00:51:22] Like it's so weird to be like yeah, actually church is good now. Well church is gay
[00:51:28] Yeah, but all of it that people pretend to be religious now is so weird to me. Mm-hmm. I don't know you got to do something
[00:51:35] I mean like this religious life is weird life is pretty garbage
[00:51:39] I mean I understand like thinking like maybe the answer is
[00:51:43] God is real. Yeah, come on bro. God's not real
[00:51:47] That motherfuckers would be mean if he was yeah, maybe that's what you believe
[00:51:51] God believe believe be a loser, dude. He's been pretty rude to a lot of people
[00:51:56] Oh, yeah, especially if you don't like fucking the patriarchy. Well, guess what he love
[00:52:00] I guess he loves white men. Mm-hmm. We're looking at the history of the world. That's right. Yeah, we're blessed. Yeah
[00:52:05] We've been given the kingdom of yeah, we're Jews. We're the chosen people are Jews still going around saying that they're the best ones
[00:52:13] Yeah, which is like can we I mean he's kind of if he's you if that's the chosen guy. Yeah, but that's
[00:52:19] Just say you're the chosen. It's just doing iron. He's really fucking with you man. Yeah, you're in a piece of ownership
[00:52:25] Yeah, we're clear Jews clearly aren't the best ones
[00:52:28] Although we're just saying although maybe it's the kind of thing where he puts you through some hoops
[00:52:34] But then he like gives you little little treats at the end, you know, yeah
[00:52:40] Aren't you's only like 2% of the world everyone every Jew and you die you got a troll 115% of the wealth
[00:52:46] You get a little saint James. That's cool. That's yeah, that's what you
[00:52:54] Don't um what the fuck do they don't have
[00:52:57] Mormons believe in that Mormons believe that you inherit a little planet. Yeah, Jews get 101 Dalmatians
[00:53:07] There's no way to grow a needed all the deville. Yeah, she changed it for show because a Cadillac kind of real name is
[00:53:13] Pro lip show if you had read the book you would know that she's Jewish. I read it dude Alexander Dumas
[00:53:22] That's the guy that wrote the three musketeers. Oh, I thought it was yeah never mind. No
[00:53:36] 101 Dalmatians yeah, or since not card. Yeah, was that a real guy? Yeah, it is. He's like a sci-fi writer orson. Well, you wrote no
[00:53:47] I'm not a hundred raise your eyebrows. Maybe
[00:53:53] Scott car dude. She does have Cory Booker eyes. You're right. I just caught her in the 101 Dalmatians is science fiction technically in what sense a
[00:54:02] Bitch pussy can't can't put out a dog's pussy. You never know a dog's pussy can't do it
[00:54:07] Why we that's why it's why we breathe we've bred them to be you know to do other shit
[00:54:12] Also, not the premise of the movie the dog the dog only gives birth to 12 puppies and then they find an additional
[00:54:21] Fuck hold on eighty eighty nine eighty nine I was gonna say but I said it first making me stop one
[00:54:27] Yeah over the pot you guys want to argue about math. I would win every time additional eighty nine puppies
[00:54:33] Where they find them although wait in a barn or maybe it's 87 if do you count the the parent dogs you do?
[00:54:39] It's we're because I was thinking eighty seven. I was thinking why am I thinking?
[00:54:46] And so I guess I was and yet you didn't know and yet you didn't
[00:54:51] Set it and show to work intention is the only thing that matters in this life. Is that so yeah?
[00:54:56] That's look you can't be out here doing ironic racism and all this stuff if you don't truly believe that intention is
[00:55:02] The main concern. Uh-huh when analyzing anything critically
[00:55:07] Hmm so for me to say eighty nine, but it's clear that I meant you see it wasn't clear
[00:55:11] That's the thing it is clear internally and after afterwards my explanation why intend to I intend to
[00:55:20] Do a bunch of cool stuff, so do I get to do it?
[00:55:24] What I find what if I intend to get head from from sure that's a good intention?
[00:55:30] Okay, all right well, then I'm on board. Yeah, but I still have the movie cruel intention was about
[00:55:35] Not getting head knows about like it was about how intention is all that matters
[00:55:45] Yeah, if you intend on that well the cruel intentions was a book and it was a sequel the hundred and one down man
[00:55:57] Probably fucked pretty good. No no chance did why look at her like weird arms. Yeah, she's like a nasty like
[00:56:04] Yeah, she's like an old fag hack. Yeah, but in the band the old in the awful body day in the day
[00:56:11] Why re yeah, that's fine. That's nice. No, no, I'm always just the worst
[00:56:16] I don't she's just hang out with all gay guys and just be the meanest did you have a big ass could you be skinny with a big ass?
[00:56:22] Cuz I fucked a couple girls like that that were very good at fucking I don't know if she's a big ass
[00:56:27] I she doesn't look like she's a skinny is necessarily bad as well. I'm saying she looks like a rumple still skin I
[00:56:35] Just think she probably had a lot of trauma from what from you know what we all know
[00:56:38] What the fuck is this Amazon shit with like fucking Jim from the office is now like so funny Delta force guy and realize
[00:56:45] He's played that guy in too many he did the Ben God's been his wayla this season now. He's like Jack Reacher Jack Ryan
[00:56:52] Yeah, no Jack Ryan. He's obnoxious and Jim from the office. Yeah that guy
[00:56:58] He's like he's that fucking like it's a very specific type of like
[00:57:02] Upper middle-class like book reading bro
[00:57:05] That like is like I'll be on the lacrosse team, but I'm only gonna do maybe one rape
[00:57:11] It's just like a because I've got depth a pure fucking elie. Yes
[00:57:15] It's a unit is Pete Buttigieg anyone of the guys that tried to make a DFW movie
[00:57:20] Oh, yeah, or I like that fucking who's the other?
[00:57:29] Jason Segal oh, I guess I could see I kind of like him. He played David Foster. Well, it's in a movie
[00:57:33] He did play him in a movie. Yeah, but like any one of those types of guys
[00:57:37] Oh, cuz he's like kind of a jaw. I'm roughing out the edges of like a specific type of yeah
[00:57:43] It's like the kind of jock that's like I'm a writer actually. Yes exactly. Yeah. I'm this guy
[00:57:52] Actually, I do all these things except I'm still superior to these people. Yeah, but I'm still not effectively
[00:57:59] I'm doing everything. I'm not I'm not smart enough to actually do anything
[00:58:02] I can just appreciate the one or two examples of people like me that aren't
[00:58:08] Shit, you're saying that people admired David Foster walls because he was a jock. No, I'm no
[00:58:15] No, no, there's nothing to do with David Foster Wallace. It's like those guys do love him. They consume that shit. Yeah, like
[00:58:22] Like all that like a dumber version of that
[00:58:24] But still in the same category as like that fucking like bespoke post company and like this. They're like Hemingway
[00:58:30] Like anybody that gets an actual fucking Hemingway. Yeah, those guys thumb the nose at those guys
[00:58:35] Which isn't even like a criticism of Hemingway. It's like about like the people that are like yeah
[00:58:39] I'm in the breeding now. Mm-hmm. You know, yeah
[00:58:42] Whereas we don't read. Thank you. Yeah, we're not reading unless it's a book about Michael. I just explained that I read both
[00:58:54] SQL was a hundred one down based like a long book
[00:58:58] No, I do know it was a book before it was a movie though. It's probably like a kid's book
[00:59:02] It was like an actual like fucking it was a pretty hard book actually
[00:59:05] Did she kill the puppies in the book? Yeah, it's a lot always happens. Yeah. Yeah every like fucking they made
[00:59:13] They dumped it down for that baby for the baby movie, but it was actually for adults the book
[00:59:21] That's cool. How long I'm gonna check how many pages 101 Dalmatian is 101 that would be awesome. Mm-hmm. That would be so
[00:59:30] Fawny, dude. Can you imagine one Dalmatians. Can you imagine if 101 Dalmatians was 101 pages long?
[00:59:41] Would fucking I would die laughing if I were the case
[00:59:46] That's based on Dodie Smith. Can you hand me that?
[00:59:50] Who the fuck is Dodie Smith? Wait, you said you said the name was somebody fucking
[00:59:55] What was it Orson? Yeah Orson Scott card. That's not a real guy, but it is a real guy
[01:00:01] It says it's based off of some bitch named Dodie. No Nick was making a joke
[01:00:07] No, I thought it was Orson Scott cards. I
[01:00:10] Mean sometimes I'm like, I'm like, okay, brain. I need the answer to this question
[01:00:15] It'll be like how about this? I'm like that close enough. This motherfucker is 68 years old
[01:00:35] It's a 1956 children's novel by trying to read no no no ass mayo wolf
[01:00:43] Why don't we sequel the starlight reader hotel book?
[01:01:02] Okay, I gotta fucking take off actually you're gonna Jersey
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[01:01:18] This week funny mom's you know, he's one here. So hilarious Tom Green is gonna do
[01:01:23] Fat Tuesday's dude. That's huge. Should I try get him on the pod? You got a promo that should we get Tom Green on the pod Nick? Oh
[01:01:31] Yeah, sure. I mean, I don't I'll just ask
[01:01:34] He's doing fat Tuesday. We should get people that we really liked when we were in eighth grade. Absolutely
[01:01:40] That's yeah, I should be the only guest type of guest. We have BAM. Yeah, Tom Green Tom Green
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[01:02:43] Wouldn't it how does that work? I don't know man. It's your website
[01:02:52] Yeah, I wasn't sure exactly what the division of
[01:02:57] Yeah, Adam pays me to run his website. I don't respect you though as a master. I don't respect
[01:03:12] Gapping a yipping dog to me. What do you mean a yipping dog?
[01:03:15] Yipping a dog that yips and yaps. All right. I gotta go. Go guys. See you later. Check out Adam's website