[00:00:00] well

[00:00:07] and then they have the other

[00:00:10] i was listening that was a really good one

[00:00:13] that the wind guard got caught in your head did i put the wind guard back on

[00:00:17] i thought my part blew the wind down so if i just clean the fuck out of my

[00:00:21] apartment and you should have

[00:00:25] like immediately

[00:00:27] that was really so it does look great here and it smells clean does look great

[00:00:31] and i'm relaxing playing video games that pissed me off

[00:00:34] in the fucking mad

[00:00:36] modern warfare

[00:00:38] modern

[00:00:39] turd

[00:00:41] down

[00:00:43] he had a shot he was a shot

[00:00:45] nikos tryna hit a guy with a knife and yet i'm going throwing knives only

[00:00:50] nikos throwing knives only but what he's what he's what he is gaining to mention

[00:00:55] is that he is a shirai shield and i can't do this

[00:00:59] which i think the last week

[00:01:01] not even last week you were saying that those guys are gay well i don't actually

[00:01:05] use the right shield

[00:01:06] what do you mean

[00:01:07] you just use i just only use the throwing knife

[00:01:09] second use a main weapon and then i select the right and you can

[00:01:13] pick anything

[00:01:14] and you're not having something it

[00:01:17] forces you to not panic and switch back to the other

[00:01:20] uh... uh... uh... so you're teaching psychology that i got nothing going on

[00:01:26] other than that fucking night

[00:01:28] and it drives him

[00:01:32] interesting interesting alright i respect that they put these like finishing

[00:01:35] moves in the game oh yeah where if you sneak up behind somebody and you like

[00:01:39] long press the melee button that'll like you know slow mo like jam the knife

[00:01:44] and then that yeah but then there's like you know because it's twenty nineteen

[00:01:47] it's like you just you're just slitting a chinese woman's throat

[00:01:52] oh yeah

[00:01:53] okay it's women yeah i have like women in the game

[00:01:56] is it like for tonight it's like harder to kill women because they're hit boxes

[00:02:00] or small is that so i think that's why people play as women on for tonight but

[00:02:04] don't they also have big-ass titties to our job the odd job style

[00:02:08] job style

[00:02:09] right true yeah

[00:02:11] so you want to be the smallest

[00:02:13] uh... assassin possible i guess the apple card discriminates against women

[00:02:17] why is there so what the fuck is the apple card just a little

[00:02:22] it's a fucking apple is like getting into credit cards don't you have to be a bank

[00:02:26] to do that you know they're backed by like goldman sacks

[00:02:29] interest so it's just a goldman sacks credit card

[00:02:32] my favorite the coolest guys the coolest guys

[00:02:36] fuck apple the fuck Tim Cook and some you guy

[00:02:40] Tim apple Tim apple brutal i love it

[00:02:43] just the level of disrespect thank you Tim apple it's very good to see you

[00:02:51] got he really does have some good ones i know just walking out of there like

[00:02:55] what do you think this guy's gonna go have sex with computers after this

[00:02:59] he just had a good one like moments before the show started what do you say

[00:03:02] it was read the transcript it's perfect

[00:03:05] i did see that

[00:03:06] that was yesterday that was it

[00:03:10] just came up with my time

[00:03:14] yeah i want to get jealous of the gaming do i feel it

[00:03:17] i was with the chill in the air

[00:03:19] it feels like it's lock yourself in your room play video games on a day where

[00:03:22] dude

[00:03:23] i'm just about a bit much for me my shit clean is like

[00:03:27] clean apartment playing video games getting pissed off

[00:03:32] just fucking

[00:03:33] waiting to die i love it

[00:03:34] run away from the apartment that's a nice way to do it it's honestly it's

[00:03:38] fucking insane just like

[00:03:39] this place is a mess

[00:03:40] it still is for the most part is no this looks awesome

[00:03:43] yeah the problem is is clauder i mean is all the shit that i just is like

[00:03:47] fuck it this is being thrown out mhm

[00:03:49] like it like it's like every aspect of my fight like cups that don't fit in the

[00:03:55] so it's like i guess i have to just keep this cup in the fridge yep and then

[00:03:59] it's like this is gonna drive me insane

[00:04:01] yep and now it's like just throw the fuck away but i don't need a souvenir

[00:04:05] cup from fucking valero

[00:04:07] you know it's like i don't think that's the end of valero is pretty cool

[00:04:12] you should be able to race car is it in the church in the english

[00:04:15] you know i'm probably gonna throw out that croot's mark it cut

[00:04:18] then when you're no i love this one

[00:04:20] it doesn't make sense i drink this one out of this one i almost ever recorded

[00:04:23] well give it to us i've taken home

[00:04:26] you can remember you do nikafever

[00:04:27] i'm gonna take it on my win got barbeque with bobby kelly and michael swarez

[00:04:32] and it's fucking dumb ass michael swarez

[00:04:35] i bought the barbeque for everybody and i dropped like a hundred yeah it's

[00:04:38] expensive fucking fifty dollars on the

[00:04:41] and then at the end like you know uh... michael's like

[00:04:45] anybody want to take this home or whatever and it like seem like

[00:04:49] i don't know what he was asking

[00:04:50] but i was like i don't know and i went up to go get like a dessert and i come

[00:04:53] back

[00:04:54] and fucking the barbeque is gone and i was like what happened

[00:04:57] and he's like i threw it out i guess nobody wanted to take it home what

[00:05:01] i was like you fuck that's insane it was like that was like forty dollars

[00:05:05] worth of barbeque of beautiful meat

[00:05:07] these smoked motherfuckers he threw out like yeah fucking like

[00:05:09] like a bunch of shoulder and oh and fatty brisket

[00:05:13] oh you can't throw fatty brisket out i know that's in common man

[00:05:17] anyways his wife laughed himself

[00:05:20] that's only even a motherfucking Steven on that one

[00:05:27] revenge revenge you got fucked revenge

[00:05:30] did you orchestrate that?

[00:05:31] grand revengeance

[00:05:34] yeah nich made a fake

[00:05:36] fake european man who's he was DMing her from that profile

[00:05:39] in years after that the profile picture was that

[00:05:43] that weird guy from the beginning of eyes wide shot that dances with Nicole Kidman

[00:05:49] you know they said that the man who throws away barbeque would also throw

[00:05:53] away his lover

[00:05:55] she's like is that true

[00:05:58] oh my god is that true? no i don't know

[00:06:01] i can only imagine what Mike Suarez is why

[00:06:04] it's probably oh my god

[00:06:10] i don't know that's how she talks but yeah

[00:06:13] well good for you man that's what happens let that be a lesson everybody that's

[00:06:17] what happens when you fucking throw away fatty briskets

[00:06:21] did you eat good and new world in Nola down in Nalaynes

[00:06:24] thank you to everybody who came out to New Orleans by the way that's the

[00:06:27] show's rocked in Lafayette

[00:06:29] Lafayette was uh it was in some fucking

[00:06:32] a double tree and i had the worst salad of my life there

[00:06:35] but in New Orleans hanks shouts out the hanks

[00:06:38] you guys don't know that salad we had at the place Adam forced us to go to

[00:06:42] it's pretty much it was bad the bomb salad

[00:06:45] the place around the corner climes you know what to be

[00:06:48] i don't want to shit on them because it's like

[00:06:50] you can't go to a restaurant get the salad and then

[00:06:53] the salad sucks and then say this restaurant sucks i mean it's like true

[00:06:56] yeah salad is probably a fucking afterthought

[00:06:59] so i don't want to say the restaurant but it was called a bomb ass salad

[00:07:03] yeah they really they called it was just it was wet

[00:07:06] it was a fucking no wet it was a so it was salty it was

[00:07:09] salty than my fucking underneath my that's a

[00:07:11] salty compost and we get the bill and it's 40 dollars for two salads

[00:07:16] yeah no i got that chicken thing i know but me and stavit to pay 40

[00:07:20] dollars for this fucking salad yeah that place

[00:07:22] that place wasn't very good no i hadn't been there before but i was very

[00:07:26] hungry nice around the corner slumbians though

[00:07:29] it did have a nice long beyond so slum beyond slumbians

[00:07:33] the vibe of fucking slumbians

[00:07:37] my hello my name is dr leon cream

[00:07:42] and i i'm a professor slumbians it's like feng shui

[00:07:48] but it's about making your house ideal for getting pussy in different positions

[00:07:53] you come in we fucking on the couch all right because you got to make the couch

[00:07:57] make sure the couch face in the door so you can come in immediately you're

[00:07:59] fucking on the couch but then you want to fuck over the

[00:08:02] ottoman so you got to push the bitch off the couch

[00:08:05] humble over is she gonna land on the coffee table where you just fucked up

[00:08:08] the slumbians yeah there's got to be it there's got

[00:08:11] so if i'm understanding correctly the moment you open the doors there's a

[00:08:15] couch there's a couch blocking the entrance

[00:08:17] block but un right behind that is an ottoman that you can also

[00:08:22] fuck over so you have to throw the bitch over that

[00:08:25] and then i suppose you just kind of walk over

[00:08:28] yes i love i love dr leon thank you dr leon

[00:08:32] dr cream that's why my name is uh dr leon cream i got an honorary

[00:08:39] doctorate from morgan state university for finally stopping to beat off in the

[00:08:43] library they said if i stopped beating off i could have my

[00:08:46] honorary doctorate mmm-hmm it's uh pretty hot and diabolical

[00:09:00] i love doing uh i love doing it are those anagrams

[00:09:05] yeah it is fun it is an easy way to do jokes

[00:09:09] i mean that's not even jokes you know you spend enough time in comedy and

[00:09:12] there's there's only two three roads yes did you go down

[00:09:17] either you become like a pun guy you know because i guess i'm that with parody

[00:09:21] songs or whatever essentially you could boil my shit down to like

[00:09:25] just garbage wordplay but i go but it's about getting hit but it's about being

[00:09:30] gay yeah so it's acknowledging that comedy is

[00:09:34] stupid that's right it's actually meta it sort of is in a way i guess we're

[00:09:39] smart guys even though i do laugh at things like

[00:09:42] saying how you doing i'm dr leon cream

[00:09:46] i'll sit by myself and i'll just say that to nobody

[00:09:50] and that gets me pretty good oh yeah yeah what are the other paths

[00:09:55] what's that what are the other paths yeah or i was getting myself good but uh

[00:09:59] like i'm falling even more in love with gasex

[00:10:04] yeah

[00:10:11] i just want to have great

[00:10:13] initiatives because it sounds like he's clenching his teeth that whole song

[00:10:17] and he's just you know he's got his fist clenched his teeth

[00:10:20] gritting his teeth and he's like you said there'd be gay sex

[00:10:24] ain't there no gasex here oh there's you they're

[00:10:27] crumbling millhouse he promised her to be gay sex

[00:10:31] always i can get my ass fucked anyways yeah that the other two types are

[00:10:36] now uh self-facing camera yeah it is crazy how many hits that

[00:10:42] those shits get it's fucking they pop off lard i think a

[00:10:45] lot i don't get it i'm thinking about a little rebrand where i just uh say

[00:10:49] the same thing over and over camera i did that already the guy at work

[00:10:52] who just got a superiority of that oh oh yeah this yeah over the weekend or

[00:10:56] whatever yeah yeah no i was just thinking i you know what oh yeah i did do

[00:10:59] something over the weekend something did oh yeah you know what i do have

[00:11:02] something there and it's like what the fuck is this i guess yeah that is like

[00:11:05] a fucking guy who got his ear pierced at the office

[00:11:10] is that supposed to be fucking funny i don't know that's too much plot

[00:11:14] even him getting his ear pierced and trying to get people to notice it was

[00:11:17] too much plot the guy the guy in the office who refilled the copy machine

[00:11:21] oh yeah oh yeah no big deal don't worry about

[00:11:23] don't worry about the cognitive machine i already got it yeah i refilled it

[00:11:26] oh the cognitive machine yeah it's refilled i refilled it yeah that

[00:11:30] that's that's exactly what exactly and like maybe at first they were

[00:11:35] like actual relatable guys or something right now it's just like specific

[00:11:40] it's like yeah the bitch when you're getting your flu shot

[00:11:43] and she looks at you weird it's like the guy that's 39 years old and has been

[00:11:48] doing comedy for 15 years yeah and it's starting to rip off

[00:11:52] women that were doing it six months ago yeah who is now panicking

[00:11:57] doesn't know yeah i guess i'm just going to make a video

[00:12:01] oh video yeah i'm making one the guy about to get nine likes on

[00:12:06] the type of video that goes viral by accident yeah

[00:12:09] yeah i'm waiting for one of my friends to get famous i'm praying my friends i'm

[00:12:13] holding one of them again when writing job opening up on one of their shows

[00:12:17] anything anything with health insurance yeah anything to tell my parents to

[00:12:21] prove that i'm not a failure like my dad said i was going to be

[00:12:24] that's going to happen the problem is he didn't even say that

[00:12:27] they've been supportive the whole time

[00:12:30] i don't even have that interesting story yeah no my parents yeah they've been

[00:12:33] totally supportive their senior citizens now i

[00:12:37] i don't know how i'm going to support them i i've bled them dry

[00:12:43] i'm falling even more with gazelle let me see your motherfucking

[00:12:52] dear i'm trying to suck your dick because i'm

[00:12:55] gay i can't wait to have gazelle

[00:13:02] god that song sucks all that shit everything every song that was ever on

[00:13:07] that song is about jesus i'm sure it is it's a

[00:13:10] christian rock song every song that like gosh one of those wb

[00:13:14] shows is about jesus mhm getting stuffed by jesus i watched

[00:13:19] the movie with uh steven colinson at the other day

[00:13:22] oh what's that oh all the president's men he's in that yeah he's in it

[00:13:25] would it usually play deep throat no he plays like one of the guys

[00:13:29] shit right he's one of the guys that fucking at the

[00:13:32] commercial like the president that like that breaks in well that like

[00:13:36] confirms stuff the woodward and um he's a snitch here deck

[00:13:41] he's a snitch yeah he snitches on big drop deer

[00:13:45] to fuck yeah that's your broken nicks and water gets

[00:13:48] dirty yeah big black and rob deer day it was it was bob woodward and and

[00:13:52] rob deer deck yeah well cuz he started dcs yeah

[00:13:56] skate dcs because it was gay cuz it was gay cuz i just want to

[00:13:58] i want to ask you something i'm just we just have a couple of questions i

[00:14:01] mean it's about you know i mean i'm born it was all about republican or

[00:14:04] democrat it's just you know about a process i mean you know come on can you

[00:14:07] confirm something for us yeah man come on we're just trying to get like

[00:14:11] lit you know at your your freaking house man

[00:14:15] cuz i don't know what he sounds like that's pretty good i'm assuming it's

[00:14:18] snappin do a slim gym yeah it's like this is chemo with no

[00:14:21] he works on ridiculousness yeah is that still going on i think it is

[00:14:26] no it's 28th season actually i was still going on jemel still right on it

[00:14:30] rob deer deck is 72 years old oh yeah he's

[00:14:32] old in fact that that show has sort of replaced

[00:14:37] uh charlie rose as the premier uh-huh it is like the intellectual round table

[00:14:43] of american discourse yeah of the premier uh long winded interviews that

[00:14:49] they never touch on anything interesting yeah

[00:14:52] never regardless of who yeah jemel wrote most of the uh machine gun kelly

[00:14:57] episode he was that's all charlie rose sucks yeah i'm glad he got me too

[00:15:02] yeah also yeah and hindsight pretty yeah of course that guy

[00:15:06] pulls his cock out through a robe no way that guy's so boring he doesn't even

[00:15:10] horny at all he definitely seems horny he seems like he's

[00:15:12] phoning in his job listen guys who phoning their job they're horny

[00:15:16] as evidence of as evidence by me just all of us

[00:15:20] yeah

[00:15:22] i'm thinking but luckily i beat off before this

[00:15:26] we're all starting to be really amped or actually maybe i shouldn't have

[00:15:28] dude i'm worse i'm worse at uh keeping focused

[00:15:32] after you jacked i've docked yeah no man that's the only time i'm really free

[00:15:37] i'm confused i'm in college jack really when i don't jack

[00:15:41] yeah i don't think it has full nut full nuts

[00:15:43] figuring i'm just always ready to go ready to broadcast

[00:15:48] you you can riff after a bust that's true oh yeah actually yeah pretty easily

[00:15:53] nice i've been gonna i feel i just feel great i'm always about doing

[00:15:56] impressed soon as i'm not in a girl it's like here comes john love it

[00:16:00] john get the hell out of here right there

[00:16:04] yeah disgusting get your ugly ass out of here

[00:16:08] yo bitch you seen the critics like excuse me i'm like i'm doing fucking

[00:16:12] john love it you're pussy it stinks you're pussy

[00:16:16] stinks thank you you're pussy stinks sweetheart

[00:16:21] yeah pussy it stinks sweetheart arena oh damn i want to get the kind of head

[00:16:27] see i'm john love which has probably gotten much better and more head than me

[00:16:31] and i just want to be the fat comedian that's gotten the best john loved it

[00:16:34] when he posted those pics with like him that hot girl i'm a jar that's not my

[00:16:38] name so i could be stop loved somebody was telling me somebody open

[00:16:41] form at the arlington draft house and they had to like

[00:16:44] it like do like an extraction for him did you get like an extraction team to

[00:16:48] take him out of the back door because he was on stage being like tranny's or

[00:16:52] faggot

[00:16:55] yeah his his client we a bunch of people that thought they were gonna go see the

[00:16:58] radio from brave little toaster yeah bob saggot is a faggot yeah that's his

[00:17:03] big closure his big closure was a song and the the last line the last couple it

[00:17:07] was and my friend babs saggot is a faggot

[00:17:13] those words do rhyme that's what he goes out on pretty good

[00:17:18] no wasn't there like a hot girl that was like on instagram she's like thanks

[00:17:22] daddy and she's like wearing a new dress and then they found out that daddy was

[00:17:26] john love it damn dude whatever happened to

[00:17:31] the but i don't know if it was real or not i think it might have been like a

[00:17:34] big question whatever happened to the honor in the

[00:17:36] game of being a whore do you want to go back to australia and

[00:17:39] april yeah potentially i'm going to figure it out when april to me i don't

[00:17:44] know i just talked to josh again the other day i'm down let's get the new

[00:17:48] zoom to our paper from canada from canada yeah

[00:17:51] well it's all about the experience yeah yeah yeah we had to do it on there

[00:17:57] we had such a good time the best part was getting high and watching hightlander

[00:18:02] yeah it's not even close that was the best time i had in canada

[00:18:06] we're just getting fucking blitzed that around i've spent the last 200 years

[00:18:12] hiding from the curvy by dressing up as a lady i've been having

[00:18:17] case oh yeah we went to letting guys fuck me in the

[00:18:21] ass to hide from the curvy um i immediately knew it was you man uh

[00:18:25] yeah that really wasn't uh necessary

[00:18:30] there was a sam moral is there yeah yeah i don't know using the joker i don't

[00:18:34] think i don't think you really did

[00:18:38] uh you guys seen this joker guy

[00:18:42] with his face painting stuff

[00:18:45] fuck dude um do you remember that johnnie rockett's type

[00:18:48] dispensary we went to in auto i do remember that that's just

[00:18:51] sucked and they didn't i went across the street to get a coffee in that coffee

[00:18:54] shop was like rape fuck you yeah i won't do that

[00:18:57] it's like don't ever rape it was like more like all these signs are like

[00:19:02] warm women about shitty men yeah i was like could i you could

[00:19:06] have coffee can i get it can i am i allowed to have a coffee here i don't

[00:19:10] know what yeah they had like branded t-shirts about like

[00:19:13] awful men that they were selling for the coffee shop

[00:19:16] interesting yeah i i feel like i would just not know how to handle being like a

[00:19:20] black person in the 50s because any place i went to like a go into a

[00:19:25] restaurant they're like you can sit in the college section like

[00:19:29] i mean i could just leave if you can we just go i like i don't know i think that

[00:19:33] is what happened like no no you i mean there's a college we got your own

[00:19:37] section here but yeah i'm like yeah but it seems like like i don't want it

[00:19:41] really doesn't feel like you want me here it seems like you guys kind of want a

[00:19:44] white restaurant yeah more and people about shitty

[00:19:47] blacks i do think yeah just getting on the bus

[00:19:51] be like oh it's so it's like a restaurant deal huh

[00:19:55] blacks are zag out zag out when i get stills a story about how his family

[00:19:59] first moved to uh north carolina north or so i don't remember

[00:20:03] which yeah and his his uncle and there's like

[00:20:05] his uncle's like fresh off the boat and he was like

[00:20:07] from kreet which is like the like most southern most

[00:20:10] yeah so they're like so they're like so they're like dark my

[00:20:12] great uncle is buried really in kreet why it was cheaper he was shot

[00:20:18] he was shot down by the non-sheeper bearing

[00:20:22] he's a chief senator and having a destination

[00:20:26] destination funeral he was in the raf and he was shot down by the

[00:20:30] hotbed just looking at listings for cheap funerals

[00:20:34] that's how he's spending his last moments he's like i gotta get

[00:20:38] one last time i did i i did a diet creep because i met this guy once

[00:20:44] and he said he could give me a good deal yeah plot well that's what happened he

[00:20:48] had gay sex and creed no he was a war hero for who

[00:20:51] for the british armica which is part of the british army i see honey boy yet

[00:20:56] i hear it's real funny i might go tonight luchus get

[00:21:00] ahead get to go to the show luchus get head

[00:21:02] jizz on the show and i know you're not shy of a buff

[00:21:05] movie yeah i would love to go luchus get head

[00:21:08] jizz is that who plays shaya i think so i don't you know what didn't make

[00:21:13] sense to me is like shaya should be playing shaya

[00:21:16] bob luchus hedges is not it's kind of the perfect role for him is

[00:21:19] is uh isn't he in that movie that's the guy from

[00:21:22] from uh that redhead kid that's in everything man chuster by the c

[00:21:27] dude luchus get hedges is in the shaya love

[00:21:30] movie he doesn't play the little kid i don't

[00:21:33] fucking know what he plays but he's in it

[00:21:35] shaya was suck shaya love love love fuck hold on you already said lus

[00:21:40] suck lubuff shaya dumb name it's so bad i'm sorry you were saying he

[00:21:45] should play you should play himself yeah that seems like i mean i you know

[00:21:49] if i think like who's the perfect person to play shaya love

[00:21:52] buff i would have to say probably shaya love

[00:21:57] i mean think about how good he would be in that role he would kill it honestly

[00:22:01] yeah it seems like a miscasting to have some

[00:22:04] is he the guy if we're called considering that he's in the movie

[00:22:07] yeah as his dad as as another guy he plays his dad he plays a different guy

[00:22:13] the old switcher rue that's smart that's it really blows your mind honestly

[00:22:17] because you expect me to be playing shaya love but because you know who would be

[00:22:20] perfect to play his dad his dad is yeah his child

[00:22:23] father he's an actor also he should be in that's easy you're right man

[00:22:28] it's like why why did they get ray why why did

[00:22:30] fucking james fox play ray yeah dude that clip whatever fucking

[00:22:34] jamey fox shitting on terence howard on i can't remember what radio show was

[00:22:39] where he's just fucking like just it's one of the funniest fucking day have

[00:22:43] you ever seen that clip i don't remember i feel like you've brought it up he's

[00:22:45] really fun to remember he's he's so fucking funny yeah

[00:22:49] because the first of all he has a perfect terence howard impressing

[00:22:51] yeah yeah he's like a better sense of timing and of course

[00:22:55] you forget that he's jamey fox yeah he's a superstar yeah because he

[00:22:58] well there's other shit yeah he's hilarious he's like a classically trained

[00:23:02] pianist too is he yeah he's incredible that's what you admire the most

[00:23:05] i admire the degree of five lessons to learn something like a bitch

[00:23:10] nay plus piano not that he's a good comedian

[00:23:13] you wish you were he's a natural comedian you do wish you were a piano

[00:23:16] i wish i was being tickled by a comedian this is just the only art

[00:23:20] terms of piano but it's just the only art from that takes no skill so that's why

[00:23:24] you do it i'm just saying as an actor he has a

[00:23:26] whole array of extra skills would be a professional guitar player but it

[00:23:30] was scratches on

[00:23:33] you can't you can't only if only if only his guitar didn't have

[00:23:39] it sucks dude that's that ended a bunch of careers dude yeah

[00:23:43] well the guy they kicked out the guy they kicked out of the Beatles

[00:23:47] yeah because you guys graduate

[00:23:53] yo i wonder what my giant

[00:23:57] pretty sure that's who that's your first yeah

[00:24:00] yeah that's who it is

[00:24:04] yeah anyways over saying oh yeah jamey fox shooting on terence

[00:24:08] yep yeah that that clips hilarious because like i guess terence Howard went

[00:24:11] on like some like he did some other interview where he said the jamey's

[00:24:15] music wasn't that good awesome and so like fucking jamey fox is like i don't

[00:24:19] want he's like i don't want to shake shit on terence Howard but

[00:24:22] it's like you're shooting on me he's like the guy that plays the same

[00:24:25] character at every movie and then he's like every movie he's like he's just

[00:24:30] list all the movies like what's going on what you mean

[00:24:32] what's going on you know and then like he's like hustling a flow

[00:24:36] what's going on with you what you mob and what's it right what's going on right

[00:24:40] what's going on with you someone's like Ironman he goes what's going on

[00:24:44] what you Ironman

[00:24:49] it's so fucking fun and he tells his story later about how like terence

[00:24:54] Howard i mean i i don't know just go fucking watch it

[00:24:56] live check out the clip yeah i don't want to play the clip for the next

[00:24:59] time and then you hear it yeah you know what we'll play this

[00:25:02] that sounds good i have to see that's the right answer is to just

[00:25:07] that's a radius let's just leave it i'm just leaving

[00:25:11] while nik was supposed to get the clip maybe we could have carried it for a

[00:25:14] 30 seconds at him while nik looked up the clip i don't know i feel bad i don't

[00:25:18] know if that's right to do what show is it on

[00:25:22] do you remember what show was on no

[00:25:26] jay me but yeah no i mean he tells this other story about it sucks but it's

[00:25:32] genuinely fucking hilarious if you haven't seen it he does tell he tells

[00:25:35] like a story about like going to a Lakers game or whatever and terence

[00:25:38] Howard won't get out of character but the way he describes it is so funny

[00:25:42] because he's like you know i mean he's like he's like i don't do that shit you

[00:25:45] know he's like we're we i do my thing or whatever and then you know they call

[00:25:48] cut and then i'm like back to wearing jeans right

[00:25:51] he's like so i'm at the Lakers game and he's like and suddenly you know i like

[00:25:55] out of the corner of my eye i see somebody in like a fucking zoot suit or

[00:25:58] whatever and he's like you know i'm thinking okay this is a crazy fan

[00:26:02] somebody grandfather

[00:26:07] and he's like a terrorist comes up and he just descends on me in the zoot suit

[00:26:11] he's like he's like this is a great game right and he's like making candy

[00:26:19] that's awesome i mean terence harrow it seems

[00:26:21] insane yeah like he just had that thing where he was talking about he he's

[00:26:25] like discovered mathematics or something you see that clip

[00:26:27] he was like in the fucking what was it the

[00:26:30] amies or some shit recently and he is like literally gone insane or maybe

[00:26:35] it was the ostrich i don't know what the fucks award show just was

[00:26:38] at him did you see that clip where terence harrow it says he's like

[00:26:41] discovered geometry and like yeah well that was like an in that was like a

[00:26:45] i thought it was like an excerpt from an interview he has a red carpet interview

[00:26:48] yeah but i i only read that i mean that's what that'll drive you crazy if your

[00:26:53] dick is that small oh yeah his dick is so tiny

[00:26:57] i didn't know that how is it awesome i mean only nick told me about that yeah

[00:27:01] that's how you discover mathematics or ancient greece

[00:27:05] that's how he came up with it yeah if terence harrow starts fucking kids and

[00:27:08] you really got to watch out what if that is the secret to

[00:27:13] learning quickly fucking kids

[00:27:17] well that's how you teach the that's how kids learned

[00:27:20] by by you fucking them well so they get the problem i can't even imagine doing

[00:27:24] it even if you're like a petafob to fuck a kid yeah

[00:27:28] even if you're i i don't know i guess i make the same

[00:27:31] comments but it's so good my i'm like why would you do

[00:27:35] yeah you just fuck a woman how you go and have sex in a band through

[00:27:39] you're not attracted to them yeah you know what i mean

[00:27:41] the kids are the woman i don't know

[00:27:44] i don't know what point is no it is i agree nick it's sus to fuck you

[00:27:49] it's it's really sus it's sus

[00:27:53] dead ass dead ass that shit's sus

[00:27:56] oh fuck man yeah dude i'm you're just fucking great

[00:28:00] no more i want to go down i'm trying to retire down everything that's like new

[00:28:04] Orleans branded just goes like those chips are way too hard those chips are insane

[00:28:09] though it's like we get it yeah the food

[00:28:11] yeah new i get it through chips are good what are they so it's like

[00:28:15] fucking jazz gasoline but i'm but uh

[00:28:18] baby wall and style fucking get your gas pumps

[00:28:24] by a guy that's never bathed and he plays the banjo would have won two flip

[00:28:29] a jazz gas

[00:28:32] yeah dude i fuck the pop eyes i love the pop eyes now has done more damage to

[00:28:37] race relations in both obama because of all the fight videos

[00:28:41] administrations oh yeah just that bitch get body slammed so sick that was awesome

[00:28:46] yeah honestly that's the only thing i laugh at anymore

[00:28:49] it's a good fight video dude eldest posted like a video or somebody getting

[00:28:53] murdered on twitter and like with the caption like me to pussy

[00:28:59] come on bro

[00:29:01] it was like such an unnecessary thing to do it was a guy broodle like

[00:29:07] brutal murder like it was in jail a prisoner took a cop's gun

[00:29:13] and then killed another prisoner shot him like 12 times and then they started

[00:29:17] dismembering him that is what elders don't suppose he though that's what

[00:29:21] elders had to put on the timeline

[00:29:25] i mean i think it's funny i think that's a good job it's a funny post

[00:29:29] it's a funny thing shout out on that post but it's like always supposed to

[00:29:32] like just nothing like that anyway yeah i'd say good call elders all right

[00:29:38] i'll tell them i'll tell them you got the moment seal of posting i

[00:29:40] forgot what i was saying i was you admitting your dick is full

[00:29:45] uh is that true yeah dude no you're talking about that lady

[00:29:49] that got fucked up at pop eyes oh yeah so brutal

[00:29:54] so sick it sucks because like that video pissed me off because it's like one

[00:29:58] it starts too late so they're already yelling yep

[00:30:02] yeah you i see the genesis one day yeah i want some kind of escalation

[00:30:06] yeah and then there is some escalation make one to know the story behind the

[00:30:10] middle that's how i feel about pornography yeah well is that there is

[00:30:13] escalation i like when they ask them questions about because she's walking

[00:30:15] out and it cuts to her getting bodice landed it's like well what the fuck

[00:30:18] happened in the middle there mm-hmm i know that was always my problem

[00:30:22] growing up where you would see like a romantic comedy and it'd be like a

[00:30:25] guy is blowing it on the date and then they would just cut to them

[00:30:28] kissing all the time you know he's just some fat guy who's like what

[00:30:32] would movie what are you talking about? Specifically i'm thinking about a

[00:30:35] long-came poly which i guess is he's not fat but i remember watching that

[00:30:39] movie has a really good first 30 minutes i remember seeing a long-came poly

[00:30:43] and Ben still is blowing it with Jennifer Aniston and they just cut to his

[00:30:47] apartment and they're kissing and i remember being like damn dude

[00:30:50] how do i have said no that's a good point that would be invented to term

[00:30:53] sharding yeah let's see where Hoffman's sharded salute to

[00:30:56] phs he's so funny he really is yeah that was also that scene where they're

[00:31:02] playing basketball is hilarious ice man shuded ice man

[00:31:05] yeah all right p-dude yeah that was the first movie i saw of his

[00:31:09] and i was like this guy's pretty good i'd never heard of Philip Seymour

[00:31:13] i mean yeah i think as a kid too yeah so long came poly and like this guy's

[00:31:17] hilarious i think he's like frank yelling at me

[00:31:20] exactly i'm like i hope this guy gets mad tv

[00:31:25] what happened to Stephanie Weir who was that she was the blonde woman

[00:31:30] yeah the blonde bitch on mad tv yeah she was one of those she's on king of

[00:31:34] queen she's a dog over mocha Collins she's never had a very accomplished

[00:31:38] career in the show i definitely want she does work

[00:31:41] Collins Alex Borenstein there was one she's family

[00:31:45] that was one sketch bro Alex Borenson Deborah

[00:31:48] wilson's titty like comes out to a price of rights

[00:31:50] getting up where she's like she's like running down and her like tittges comes

[00:31:54] out of her heart they censor it but she just has the

[00:31:57] juiciest tits oh yeah i can see that as like a kid i was

[00:32:01] like so horny for hold on let me check that out real quick

[00:32:05] um she hasn't gotten much work afterwards she was very talented

[00:32:09] who Deborah Wilson yeah her Oprah was really good

[00:32:13] if you believe in Jesus oh yeah no success in Hollywood

[00:32:16] i said ever wilson titty flash no room for shanity and at the entertainment

[00:32:20] industry oh dude yes wait what the fuck oh you find it

[00:32:25] they're just out bro mister huh yeah damn big as hell these are

[00:32:31] oh wow um she's got some floppy slap you these are great titties dude

[00:32:36] wow yeah that i didn't google it first i was the one with the story

[00:32:41] and now i'm seeing it last what's there now this is mad tv

[00:32:44] Deborah Wilson sex scene and i think this is a man's penis

[00:32:49] do you hear Kanye's changing his name to christian genius billionaire Kanye

[00:32:53] was oh damn dude her titties popped out she's really

[00:32:55] fucking in this well i mean she's not really fucking but

[00:33:00] she's like going after what movie is that i don't know but guys if you're at

[00:33:03] home google mad tv star Deborah Wilson sex scene and her titties are

[00:33:08] babbling like nobody's business yeah oh yeah you know what now that you say

[00:33:12] nick i remember this i remember when her titty pop up that was i got a

[00:33:15] price right sketch and i i think i might have jacked off

[00:33:18] to it i might have jacked off of two or two

[00:33:25] i think i also i think it's well i jacked off as well to that i masturbated my

[00:33:30] penis yeah unfortunately they would do that gag a lot

[00:33:34] my wi-fi is the time airport time capsule dude her titties were why you're right

[00:33:39] wow salute to like a hall of fame jacking off an adolescence person

[00:33:44] Deborah Wilson on mad tv they should have gotten more work they highlighted her

[00:33:48] titties quite a bit in that show yeah i want to suck on her tits i would

[00:33:52] love to and just my my personal feelings

[00:33:59] is that i would suck dude honestly i think i would

[00:34:03] fuck i think i was horny for almost everyone on mad tv yeah not in the

[00:34:07] coleslaw was really into her alix mr vlogs you know hard pass

[00:34:12] pass yeah nicole solvent i kind of would i mean

[00:34:15] would but it's a soft would yeah low collins for sure

[00:34:19] low collins easy both hollers could get it

[00:34:21] Stephanie we're it's kind of a gray area but she's very talented

[00:34:25] Stephanie sometimes if it grows funny enough i want to

[00:34:27] fuck them stop going to hero stop fucking one

[00:34:30] what a fucking hero no just because women aren't funny

[00:34:33] what oh yeah Stephanie we're yeah back in the day

[00:34:36] sure now we could get it back in the day

[00:34:39] especially because you think we're teeth should probably do something weird with

[00:34:42] her eyes when she was really funny yeah dude she

[00:34:45] might have been the funniest girl

[00:34:47] hmm dude mad tv was so good it was great

[00:34:52] god damn dude i can't believe i remember even as a

[00:34:58] youth feeling like i was i was brainwashed bro

[00:35:01] because i always wanted to be on the best of it like i i feel like

[00:35:04] s&l brainwashed us into thinking it was the good shit

[00:35:07] so i felt like it was the one that should be good

[00:35:11] but mad tv got more into s&l because of the

[00:35:15] reruns after school on common centers that's why i was more into s&l

[00:35:20] but i just remember feeling like i would watch the beginning of the first

[00:35:23] half hour of mad tv right until it was s&l started 1130

[00:35:27] mad tv started 11 yeah but there was way more shit to jack off to on mad tv

[00:35:32] that's not even close that metric yeah i mean mad tv was

[00:35:37] insanely fucking funny yeah and then i would watch i remember

[00:35:40] like my friend would sleep over and we'd watch mad tv and laugh and then

[00:35:44] fucking like uh we'd change we'd watch we'd after mad tv and you could catch the

[00:35:50] end of like s&l and like we'd watch weekend update

[00:35:54] and then not we wouldn't get any of the josh of course

[00:35:57] so you've been for a child we get up it is the absolute worst thing to end

[00:36:00] you'd be like uh-huh yeah and then you know one of us would be like you

[00:36:04] didn't even get that joke i'm like yeah i guess not

[00:36:06] you got me i didn't get one i didn't know Colin quim was talking to me

[00:36:10] i was laughing yeah i thought i was supposed to

[00:36:13] anyone seem like i didn't get the jenny want to see like i was stupid i

[00:36:17] am one yeah suck my penis about my

[00:36:20] yeah my family had so many jokes that were just from mad tv

[00:36:24] really your family watched mad tv whenever i got depressed my mom would be

[00:36:27] like stop being a depressed person tow truck driver

[00:36:30] oh that was a great great sketch great sketch

[00:36:33] and she's like oh adam you're being a tow truck driver right now

[00:36:36] yeah yeah it was really funny to have because Alex borstein did like a

[00:36:39] really mad tv

[00:36:44] not uh not another story about Adam's childhood

[00:36:48] what Persian people driving us around you were raped by a tow truck

[00:36:53] that is not true i told you guys that oh at ease at ease having a tow truck

[00:36:58] day somebody's remembering there so we forgot to pick you up from school

[00:37:04] why can't you be like the other molested children that don't remember it

[00:37:09] that's why we sent you to that mikmarden preschool

[00:37:14] we spent all of our money sending you to the mikmarden preschool

[00:37:18] grouping that they'd molested you in a way that you wouldn't remember

[00:37:23] they definitely do all those all those fancy preschools molested right

[00:37:27] um i would guess that like a montessori

[00:37:31] montessori is uh i think they don't molest

[00:37:36] well not on pervert i mean religious religious based institution

[00:37:39] religious is the number one thing i mean we're doing latex body paint on me

[00:37:44] and my partner Eric they're going to make us into superheroes so we're

[00:37:48] gonna sit completely nude and let the children

[00:37:51] paint us with latex now really focus on a couple specific areas kids yeah we

[00:37:56] make make sure my penis looks good make sure you give me a good looking

[00:38:01] superhero penis and really paint paint my penis kids

[00:38:07] now kids in the beginning you're gonna start putting the paint on your hands

[00:38:11] but to finish off the painting you have to put it in your mouth

[00:38:15] hmm yeah i think that that's montessori

[00:38:19] hahahaha

[00:38:22] don't forget my balls kids don't forget his balls kids

[00:38:28] live from vermont it's Montessori school

[00:38:34] with your host oh your teacher who's raping you

[00:38:39] fucking john

[00:38:44] philip soon

[00:38:49] oh you imagine that sketch oh dude can you imagine he'd be playing the piano

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[00:39:24] harpers bazaar wow uh because they got a read they do they love fashion

[00:39:29] little is harpers a fashion i don't know i don't think so harpers is just uh

[00:39:34] it's not exactly politics no it's like a new york it's like a

[00:39:38] isn't a smart people magazine yeah so they just do like

[00:39:41] fiction that no one reads probably at this point it's fucking stupid yeah

[00:39:46] if it's fucking stop that shit dude harpers bazaar post some pictures i

[00:39:50] just canceled getting the new yorker i've never seen any words i read like

[00:39:55] one article become too smart from the new york no it's a waste i like i

[00:39:59] throw them out and i feel terrible i used to read them

[00:40:02] trying to be cool when i was like sixty they should do one called the

[00:40:05] philadelphia yes yeah and then it's less cussing a lot less words

[00:40:09] a lot less words i don't trust fucking gay

[00:40:12] yeah that guy's fucking gay yeah what is this guy fucking gay or something i

[00:40:15] ain't racist but i should say the end word

[00:40:18] that's every every issue has one of those essays by a different guy

[00:40:22] livia here's why it's more important than you call it a coup

[00:40:26] it's got to be called coup because if you don't call it a coup

[00:40:30] you're being a fucking ass all right yeah i love

[00:40:35] Bolivians yeah don't fucking come in here

[00:40:38] not calling a fucking Bolivian shit a fucking coup

[00:40:42] okay first of all look at the fucking track record of the central intelligence

[00:40:46] this one Bolivian girl gave me head and that's why we should call it a coup

[00:40:49] i used to fuck a Bolivian girl who i swear to god four foot three

[00:40:55] i mean my dick looked like it was a foot and a half long

[00:40:58] her body looked like a potato it was like fucking a troll doll

[00:41:03] i swear to god you fucking those back shots made her hair stand up like she

[00:41:07] was fucking Uncle Fester in the bathtub

[00:41:11] yeah you got it made you feel like you're on an electric dick so for that reason

[00:41:14] and that for that reason alone they got to follow the

[00:41:17] coup they got coke in Bolivia from the back you can see your dick through

[00:41:20] her spine it's like you got like a like 18 d-cell

[00:41:25] batteries stacked up and you're jamming it in there

[00:41:30] sometimes i watch a porn and a girl is quite petite

[00:41:33] and it doesn't it looks like a magic trick like how does it all get in there

[00:41:38] because it looks like they could die well adam you see the pussy is very large

[00:41:43] inside i don't know about that it is what about the men and women in porn have

[00:41:47] bigger pushes i guess that's probably i mean it's like a regular woman no

[00:41:52] sometimes i'm like yeah most of every woman who's not in porn wants a really

[00:41:56] small piece that's what i heard honestly i did

[00:42:00] there's a woman out there that disagrees i got two words for you

[00:42:04] shut up bitch shut up your bitch ass up what if we

[00:42:12] told you enjoyed your two free articles from philadelphia and magazine more and

[00:42:16] more why don't you fucking give us some money you fucking bitch go flowers

[00:42:20] yeah what if we told people that she realized that

[00:42:25] girls with too big a pussy that's good get the wall

[00:42:30] you know we could change a lot of hearts and minds about this whole islam thing

[00:42:35] oh you mean guys with little cocks would be pro-islam yeah yeah we recruited them

[00:42:39] that's something i mean that's certainly something to think about

[00:42:42] so the ci is legit legit just knocked over that guy i mean they've done it

[00:42:46] for what 50 years i know but it seems like they're really back on their bullshit

[00:42:51] there that is the only thing the cia does yeah that's their favorite shit they've

[00:42:55] never the cia has done nothing else ever i mean literally they do regime change

[00:43:01] in death squads that's it really yeah they kind of

[00:43:05] fucked them but then as well what they've met they don't gather there's no

[00:43:09] information they've gathered has ever been useful the united states in any way

[00:43:12] didn't they know about nylon but didn't say shit or something

[00:43:15] the cia yeah well they like missed some intelligence or something

[00:43:19] should they but that's hard there's a lot of intelligence out there you know

[00:43:23] how are you supposed to know what the good shit is

[00:43:25] i don't know that's their job i was laughing about a guy who's like yeah i

[00:43:28] consider myself a part of the intelligence

[00:43:30] community has no idea what that refers to

[00:43:35] well as a member of the intelligence community

[00:43:39] yes brother i've read i've been reading the books

[00:43:41] cuz you know my name is dr leon korean

[00:43:46] i have studied and i could what do you mean where did i go to school

[00:43:51] i bought a common social doctor is somebody that's involved in healing

[00:43:55] eternally externally it's not entirely

[00:43:59] anally it's not a title but so to point you

[00:44:02] by some kind of institution dr korean why do you keep asking me what my

[00:44:06] astrological sign is i don't believe i've asked you that much

[00:44:13] now spread your cheeks you got a guys you got a chest

[00:44:16] sag

[00:44:16] type so pro photos for the tote bag

[00:44:19] and raise money for philadelphia magazine he's also our photographer

[00:44:23] hi i'm dr leon korean editor-in-chief of philadelphia magazine

[00:44:30] in this issue we reflect on the iraq war

[00:44:34] was they getting pussy over there the answer unfortunately for some aracky

[00:44:39] women is yes by my friend butchy cutler but

[00:44:44] butchy butchy t damn butchy's a really good name yeah

[00:44:48] but butchy cutler jr from north philly

[00:44:53] who just who and his his op-ed i don't support rape

[00:44:58] but damn it must have been tight to be a soldier

[00:45:01] because you could just get pussy whenever you want

[00:45:04] and we are getting word now that the philadelphia

[00:45:06] is actually canceled but they're philadelphia

[00:45:10] ladies and gentlemen here we definitely important

[00:45:12] after that op-ed by butchy cutler yeah butchy cutler has ended the magazine

[00:45:19] and we we are sorry but we do a wide range of opinions on the philadelphia

[00:45:25] and we have now sold what has remained the the remainder of the magazine

[00:45:30] we have traded from my friend cutty douglas's 1983 catalax avail

[00:45:35] which i will be driving to the car wash

[00:45:37] hahahaha

[00:45:40] oh fuck dude maybe we should just go to philadelphia

[00:45:46] it's a nice life there it's like it's bulk war we should get we should get houses

[00:45:49] in philadelphia it splits the difference that's true you know

[00:45:52] it would be nice it's cheap there it's cheap we'll have our own houses

[00:45:55] cheaper it's fucking it's super easy to get to new york

[00:45:59] yep you know it's like it's a cool city it's fully the best city on the east

[00:46:02] coast yeah the people i know that l

[00:46:05] the works of yours i'd rather like it and pretty much anywhere

[00:46:08] with the exception of anchor watt but what's anchor what the pyramids and

[00:46:14] in kambodia yeah it's like a temple in kambodia yeah

[00:46:18] that shit does look tight no no it would be sick it looks so sick

[00:46:22] you imagine like somebody comes to visit and they're like

[00:46:25] yeah i think uh it's this way to nix plate and then

[00:46:28] there's a fucking yeah you get a dart his neck yeah

[00:46:30] and then you know like rachel wisest like oh my god and then

[00:46:34] my army of apes break oh okay digger into the inner sanctum

[00:46:40] and she's like i don't know why i'm here and i'm like well there's no

[00:46:44] you know i mean i do have to spell it out oh yeah if you read butchy cola

[00:46:48] you read my friend butchy's op-ed in the philadelphia

[00:46:52] familiar with public intellectual butchy cotton

[00:46:58] what kind of temples is that buddish it i don't know no it's like

[00:47:02] ancient oh yeah it's some weird monkey temples

[00:47:05] whoa that is cool okay you can see in pics of it for sure

[00:47:08] they got some of that shit in the yucatan in mexico

[00:47:11] we got closer pyramids that's cool that we could go to

[00:47:15] i want to see that you go to the closer periods

[00:47:18] no i would want to go with a friend i would get scared of getting beheaded

[00:47:23] like in uh apokolipto oh apokolipto you must be able to see titties in that

[00:47:28] movie yeah but they're like uh what are you watching

[00:47:33] uh some horror

[00:47:35] can you hold it up the mic and the things

[00:47:41] who isn't that that's a separate motion sex tape

[00:47:45] dude i was trying to i'm sorry sorry everyone i was watching pornography on

[00:47:51] my phone um anchor what anchor what

[00:47:59] penis penis fuck penis farms oh hey what it's in a place called

[00:48:08] siyan siam rape no yeah yeah yes i am rape

[00:48:16] in here anyways now you notice that i've trained the monkeys to use

[00:48:21] crossbows wow Rachel Weiss is like please let me go

[00:48:26] let me go back to you know the london school of having

[00:48:31] nice pair of titties all right i guess you could go back to t-shanging to them

[00:48:37] someone tells that someone told me she like you go back to your teaching job

[00:48:42] at the london school of nice having a nice pair of titties racarini

[00:48:46] no one told me she lives in bedside Rachel Weiss with daniel craig

[00:48:51] oh no yeah someone told me that no interesting so you're saying i fucked

[00:48:55] her already yeah no i i was saying i was thinking i fucked i actually

[00:48:58] dad him i will beat you to death with a hammer i actually

[00:49:02] fuck you wouldn't beat me to death with a hammer that's not

[00:49:04] what i think of inches of my life but not that

[00:49:08] the mummy tits oh yeah i remember what Rachel Weiss looks like

[00:49:14] yes she is hot there's a she's hot but yeah and she'll fucking end me at the

[00:49:17] gates where she just like pulls her pants down and gets fucked in the ass or

[00:49:20] whatever yeah while they're like at war that's

[00:49:24] awesome it's like damn i want to go to war because

[00:49:26] war must have sucked but imagine you could just get pussy whenever you

[00:49:30] okay butchy i just read um i just got a lot of fakes on

[00:49:35] i just read victor frankle that that book about the holocaust

[00:49:39] and there's this section where he's like um yeah like

[00:49:42] throughout history anytime like groups of people are in confinement there's

[00:49:45] always like sexual behavior but in the holocaust like

[00:49:49] there was no such shit going on that is with

[00:49:51] he's like yeah we're in cobble hill he's like yeah we weren't with that

[00:49:55] case he was like now just so just so you know

[00:49:58] like we weren't doing it was a horrible tragedy it was really bad at

[00:50:02] Auschwitz but just just to on the record there was no

[00:50:05] homo stuff we weren't doing yeah we we you missed me with that

[00:50:09] case yeah well the thing is Jews are so gay

[00:50:15] in non-sexual ways it's true or culturally you're culturally

[00:50:19] homosexual yeah we don't have to be we don't have to act out sexually that's

[00:50:22] right yeah this is funny so street easy says celebrities in

[00:50:25] broklin 20 stars you live in everyday bk naves shut the

[00:50:30] fuck up and they're their fucking house cost 6.75 million

[00:50:33] every day every yeah wait they live in cobble hill they don't live in

[00:50:37] bedside yeah so i was lied to you were lied to

[00:50:40] now let's take a look at those let's play the tits super fans

[00:50:45] let's look at titties let's go live to the tits

[00:50:49] well dapper wilson that was really a phenomenal and the great santini on

[00:50:53] the other night what's that we're gonna dial in a robert do

[00:50:56] wall you've been flirting with it it's it's about

[00:51:00] having as much gay sex as possible i can't do it i just spent time privately

[00:51:05] doing you have to do a privately and you have to look at a range of his

[00:51:09] a range of his roles perhaps godfather robert do wall

[00:51:13] there's a race and car it's not about you got to drive

[00:51:16] there's many ways to drive oh that's a good robert do you yeah

[00:51:19] days of thunder go straight down straight down and then there's a ton you

[00:51:23] see and you say that's when you turn you drive a california style boy

[00:51:27] you're driving indian in the california style but we do here we drive to that

[00:51:32] racist style yeah tom kris like plays like a

[00:51:37] an indy guy that tries to go uh nascar and but they keep saying like oh he's

[00:51:43] driving california style he's too wild

[00:51:48] damn that's why he's fucked the cold kidman for the first time right yeah

[00:51:52] yeah she's sorry is he gay what do you think's going on there with him

[00:51:56] yeah i think he was for nicole i think he was severely abused growing up and it's

[00:52:00] made him into a weird person um so how do you think what do you think he likes to

[00:52:05] come by a stepfather i believe what do you think he likes to beat off to

[00:52:08] i don't know what to guess he was really close to leaving

[00:52:12] the church during eyes wide shut because like he was working so hard getting

[00:52:16] pushy and miss cabbage was getting like freaking out about it

[00:52:20] and then they kind of orchestrated him breaking up with

[00:52:23] uh nicole kim and then they set him up with a new chick they got him a new

[00:52:27] a bitch they got him in the church they got him some

[00:52:31] she was pretty hot some subservience church type listening it was pretty hot

[00:52:34] i mean it does seem like a lot of the guys the famous people that are inside

[00:52:37] ontology are homosexual are gay men he's another

[00:52:41] parentite he's speaking of the word nicole

[00:52:44] and being a child and a nicole smith she's far

[00:52:48] i mean that's in a dicole that's the kind of beating off to our

[00:52:52] that's good man thank you have we done have we done

[00:52:56] suck suck to the penis all day long suck in all the pieces singing this

[00:53:01] have we done that now we haven't done rock and robin

[00:53:04] no the elsa that's the polypocket theme song it's not rock and robin at him

[00:53:08] what do you tell him it's rock and robin's the polypocket

[00:53:11] what's polypocket it's a toy pocket commercials it's not

[00:53:15] it's not yeah i think you're right man i think you actually nix right yeah

[00:53:19] come on adam you remember the child's all the little penis on a penis street

[00:53:24] so suck suck suck my dick suck my dick inside

[00:53:27] i was a kid i didn't understand that songs could be licensed and changed

[00:53:31] other things oh yeah so where's the polypocket song

[00:53:34] i heard it would be on tv i'd be like that's fucking rock and robin oh

[00:53:38] they just stole the song oh you got they stole the bit dude yeah i want to do

[00:53:42] that with you with uh there is a bear that you could write on

[00:53:46] there was like a teddy bear that you could write on

[00:53:48] mmm this the song for that i forget even what the bear is called

[00:53:51] but it was uh the wanderer oh yeah they call me that something

[00:53:56] blah blah you know i'm a fucking bear and you can write on my ass

[00:54:01] yep and i'm looking fucking watch me i'm the fucking bear you can write on

[00:54:06] the bugabear you know something like that yep

[00:54:09] i was doing a good one earlier with uh with evan williams but i forgot it

[00:54:14] what was it i don't know

[00:54:18] something about remember hooked on phonics yeah i was i would have dumb name for a

[00:54:22] tool i was mad that i could say we want to

[00:54:25] first of all we're going to market something the children that uses the

[00:54:28] word phonics mm-hmm yep and then we're going to make it a drug

[00:54:33] reference yep yeah i'll do a decade to fawn it

[00:54:36] shooting shooting up phonies yeah for fucking dumb babies

[00:54:42] i was mad i couldn't i i could read because i wanted to do hooked on really

[00:54:45] do you remember that being an insult i'd be like what's this oh yeah for dumb

[00:54:49] kids what do you hooked on yeah i know i think in my school they did a

[00:54:52] really good job of making of because we had so many fucking idiots yeah

[00:54:56] phonics was about made it sounding the word out right yeah

[00:54:59] and i if any if anything and i just wanted to be included because everyone was

[00:55:03] stupid shit but not me i was fucking smart do you remember when we were like

[00:55:07] in elementary school they would like tell us like when you got you into a room

[00:55:10] and just like no no no they would tell us like when you get to high school

[00:55:14] that like tell the principal what is my stash tasted like do you remember

[00:55:17] what very good at no that's not good that's good that's

[00:55:21] cinnamon you're gonna get an a for sure oh yeah

[00:55:27] i love getting my penis shocked by Adam the students

[00:55:34] i remember that i remember that i was shocked at principal penis

[00:55:39] so that happened to you guys yeah yeah yeah so i had principal penis yeah

[00:55:44] they would come in and they would they would video chadison principal penis i

[00:55:48] don't like this yeah principal penis stop my principal never

[00:55:52] lost me but he told me about a guy in that between that and the principal

[00:55:55] just looking down at the desk in between his lawyers

[00:55:58] and then he said suck that principal penis

[00:56:02] but he's smiling he's like hell yeah he's like that's true i did do it

[00:56:07] do you remember like right up what they would tell us about the gang not

[00:56:10] yeah i do how like gangs would are gonna like when you get to high school gangs

[00:56:14] you're gonna try to get you to join you right and then like

[00:56:17] they'll give you a present and if you take the present

[00:56:20] that means you're in the gang there's only one way out in a box

[00:56:23] yeah and it's like well that's cool you're here

[00:56:27] yeah so i guess the options are in a box or

[00:56:31] talking to children about gang about gangs

[00:56:35] yeah i mean they're arguing with my stepmom about that like it's like i guess

[00:56:41] she knew somebody that was like in a gang or whatever and then they

[00:56:45] reformed and it's like it takes a lot to like reform yourself or whatever

[00:56:50] and it's and then like also talking about how attractive

[00:56:54] equality that is and it's like no it's like not you did a bad thing

[00:56:59] and now you're capitalizing on it you know yeah

[00:57:02] you're just it's having your cake and eating it too exactly

[00:57:06] yeah well people you probably wanted to fuck him because it's like he was cool

[00:57:09] he is bad yeah right you know somewhere in there he still

[00:57:12] the fact that he was like yeah it's not like you know

[00:57:15] like nobody you like him more than a guy who's just shitty to be a cop

[00:57:19] if you had a guy that's like yeah you just i wouldn't yeah right it used to be a

[00:57:22] cop you wouldn't be like wow he well i guess maybe

[00:57:25] i would i would be impressed when i was like yeah i used to be a cop and it's

[00:57:28] actually i've never heard of one single reformed

[00:57:31] cop yeah because they drink the kool-aid too hard

[00:57:34] dude like i've had i've had friends ever

[00:57:37] serpico who was cool he wasn't cool dude he was an annoying

[00:57:42] hippie no he was cool because he was about to snitch on

[00:57:46] cops because he snitched that's what made him cool to me yeah

[00:57:50] it's okay to snitch on cops i guess so you see they were fucking arrested at

[00:57:54] churro lady yeah that was fuck cops are fucking gay

[00:57:57] de Blasio was like they asked her multiple times to stop

[00:58:01] selling churro really yeah he was like just the blazio sucks

[00:58:05] dick he's like so scared of those like Italian cop like the union guys being

[00:58:09] like there's no you're a fucking communist piece of shit

[00:58:13] he's like so frick so he has to be like no they should have killed this

[00:58:16] this is really action you can have that story other than like

[00:58:19] well that's stupid yeah it doesn't because people immediately get into

[00:58:23] like fucking stupid territory commenting on that story

[00:58:26] they're like shouldn't they like like this should not be the

[00:58:31] like how it works or whatever and it's like well no you can't get rid of like

[00:58:35] fucking public safety laws it's like i i don't know like

[00:58:39] like what do you want what do you want to change you want some departmental

[00:58:42] policy where like like you know food inspections aren't

[00:58:46] enforced unless somebody's making a certain amount of money

[00:58:50] wait they're starting down for like a food safety yeah you shouldn't have like

[00:58:53] a license and you can't like vent you can't vent food

[00:58:56] specifically at like Broadway junction they enforce it there they're like you

[00:58:59] know you can't fucking sell food at this station

[00:59:01] hmm so but you could be at another station

[00:59:05] yeah i mean you see it around none of those fucking churro carts are licensed

[00:59:08] it's not like the city's like at least i haven't witnessed and i haven't

[00:59:11] seen other covers that suggest that they're cracking down

[00:59:14] on the people that fucking sell food at those cars

[00:59:17] except for the specific woman it was like there's one video of it

[00:59:20] yeah i mean if that was happening all the fucking time you would see it you

[00:59:23] would see people making that same exact way

[00:59:25] i mean yeah but i mean it could start

[00:59:28] gotta start somewhere is there an indication that that's fucking happening

[00:59:31] i don't know it's just why would you shut her down just because Broadway

[00:59:34] junction oh okay i mean what's the cutoff

[00:59:37] what's the cutoff for somebody selling food without a license

[00:59:41] like how much money do you need to be making or what kind of situation does

[00:59:44] somebody need to be in financially where it's like you're not now you're not

[00:59:47] like exploiting like i get like i get it if this was if this was a lady just

[00:59:52] selling like fucking like you know trinkets or whatever and like they

[00:59:56] were fucking harmless of food you say yeah well i mean i get what you're saying

[00:59:59] but it's like you don't arrest her you just find a way to do it they find her

[01:00:03] it was like they can take your card and give you a fine or you can like be

[01:00:06] arrested they gave her their fucking option yeah

[01:00:09] that sucks yeah i mean it's it's shitty and it's unfortunate but it's like

[01:00:13] like with the food thing i mean it's like okay

[01:00:15] because and we'll bother like fucking bothers me about it is like

[01:00:20] if there was a situation where a bunch of people got sick

[01:00:23] because of fucking like you know a food card or something

[01:00:27] and there were no laws that said that you know like

[01:00:30] like how you know like you have to have a fucking license to sell thing

[01:00:33] sell food that people are consuming on the fucking train

[01:00:35] the same exact people that have a problem with that fucking video

[01:00:38] be screaming for like the city to do something about it

[01:00:41] like what you can just sell food and it's like

[01:00:45] you know like well which way do you want it i get that yeah i just think i

[01:00:49] think it's way worse that they're like cracking down on people jumping turn

[01:00:53] styles i think that's really that's done that's

[01:00:55] that's insane to me and it's like such a misallocation of resources and like

[01:00:59] why the fuck are they doing that who gives a fuck so i don't know because

[01:01:03] because the subways failing and that's how you're gonna

[01:01:05] fucking fix it i got to take it for that actually

[01:01:08] they were fucking surplus really yeah

[01:01:11] man that's fucking that's sorry the shittiest thing they do is they enforce

[01:01:15] it when it's like that you can't even buy

[01:01:17] i know it's like there's no there's no way to use the machine

[01:01:20] yeah that's what yeah that happened to me that happened to me a couple of weeks

[01:01:23] ago yeah one time i got a ticket because

[01:01:27] my i lost my debit card and i didn't have any cash

[01:01:32] it was and i didn't have a credit card at the time and so i had to go to the bank

[01:01:36] and the bank was like it would have been like an hour and a half walk

[01:01:40] so i just jumped the term style and then like i got a ticket written to me

[01:01:44] damn for me and then i was like i told the cop i was like i'm going to the bank

[01:01:47] to get a replacement debit card right now and he's like no no you

[01:01:51] i don't like i'm sorry dude like rules are the rules

[01:01:55] and then i saw him like two weeks later in playing clothes again

[01:01:59] and i was just like oh what's up dude you're that cop right

[01:02:02] and everyone yeah he's a fucking prick you blew him up dude i blew a blue is

[01:02:07] covered it's awesome what kind of playing clothes

[01:02:11] was you wearing he was wearing a a navy blue t-shirt

[01:02:15] baggy jeans timbrelands um and a yankies baseball cap very good

[01:02:21] yeah very good the classic disguise yep

[01:02:25] cop just fitting in just blending into the crowd

[01:02:30] um maybe we should become cops what else is up take the system down from the

[01:02:34] inside anyways i also say this i used to buy those

[01:02:38] mangoes off those people yeah with the chili they put the core in the bag

[01:02:43] no they put the core in the bag and trick you into thinking that that's a

[01:02:47] slice and then have the fucking audacity to charge you

[01:02:51] three dollars for a bag that's never happened three bank three dollars is bad

[01:02:54] for mango not bad sliced mango but there there is no reason to falsely

[01:02:58] advertise and when i open that fucking baggy

[01:03:01] is you every time that's never happened to me twice i've only gotten it once and

[01:03:04] i've never gotten a core still buy the mango you get it with the

[01:03:07] lime and the chili of course so good it's delectable wait what are you talking

[01:03:11] about the lime and chili they put chili powder and and lime

[01:03:14] i just think regular mango no you got to get it with the chili powder and you go

[01:03:18] into some bullshit the nuts are good the nuts are the best thing

[01:03:21] but all those guys have licenses yeah but those guys are on the street yeah

[01:03:24] yeah well so are the mango people but the mango

[01:03:27] shit's like clearly not licensed i don't know

[01:03:32] dude yeah you're right i guess this is pretty libertarian of me to want

[01:03:36] churros unlicensed yeah i mean it's like it's a fucking business i might never

[01:03:41] understand i'm sure it's a thing it's like where they do like human interest

[01:03:44] stories on like small business owners they're like well we're struggling we

[01:03:47] have to shut down because we can't afford to pay our employees it's like

[01:03:51] well okay well you're fucking over somebody else yeah it is it like is a

[01:03:55] some kind of like public health like concern it's like you can say like oh

[01:03:59] well how much is it how's it got a license probably

[01:04:01] fucking it's like fifty dollars you have to take a class

[01:04:03] and it's like a mandatory class but then the license you in the

[01:04:06] filing fees probably like 30 bucks or something that's it to sell in the

[01:04:10] subway um you might need a supplementary i mean

[01:04:12] everything costs money i mean it's the how does it work in business how does it

[01:04:15] work with buskers like at union square i think you need a license for that

[01:04:19] shit too no uh i think it's real it's fucking new

[01:04:21] york you need a license you need you have to pay the city to do

[01:04:24] fucking like anything really that's why they they keep uh

[01:04:28] they keep harassing my man timescore elmo dude he's he was he operates

[01:04:32] outside the law that's right he doesn't respect your

[01:04:35] rand poll 2020 yeah elmo i saw timescore elmo getting arrested once

[01:04:40] sucked poor guy yeah that was the best story on gocker of all time

[01:04:45] anti-semitic elmo in central park that was so good video it's like a picture

[01:04:50] still image of elmo being loaded into an ambulance you just see his feet

[01:04:53] that's incredible stuff yeah he's just going around screaming

[01:04:59] about the jus

[01:05:02] it's like a mental breakup hell yes dude central park too that's not

[01:05:08] yeah that's just a guy who didn't suit in timescore that's not a timescore yeah

[01:05:12] that guy's a bogey dude all the timescores people are

[01:05:15] Hispanic yeah they're all like water moles

[01:05:18] yeah the anti-semit i feel like an anti-semit might just a regular white

[01:05:23] guy but i guess he could be Hispanic theoretically

[01:05:26] have you met any anti-semitic Hispanic guys adam

[01:05:29] um of the three of us i feel like you would i grew up with a lot of Hispanic

[01:05:33] people in vegas but i don't think any of them were anti-semitic

[01:05:37] yeah this what you think if not not in front of my face none of them were

[01:05:41] then that meant that most of them are you know what i mean

[01:05:44] yeah if they're being honest with you be like yeah they were one or two

[01:05:46] right but if it was small none of them were in my experience that's like

[01:05:50] that thing it's like yeah none of the black people i've ever been friends with

[01:05:54] hate white people oh no actually you know you're right you're right

[01:05:57] it's like oh you don't have any black friends yeah there was one there was

[01:06:02] yeah yeah there was one who was a juggalo and he used to go

[01:06:06] he used to be like SIGHAW fucking bitch but he wasn't like

[01:06:11] part of like the greater Latino the crew of like mexicans in my high school

[01:06:16] yeah i'm the joke in my experience in my experience

[01:06:19] Mexican people are incredibly sweet they're very accepting

[01:06:23] and yeah and there's got to be some in which the what type of

[01:06:28] racism do they have in Mexico do they like not like guatamole just some

[01:06:31] little Asian we got here you know yeah colorism they're mean to people that

[01:06:34] look a little bit Asian they call it Chino yeah it's kind of the same policy

[01:06:40] everywhere yeah the darker you are bad news there means the natives

[01:06:44] reverse there as long as you're white as long as you make

[01:06:47] there's a tipping point though if you get too hard yeah you're allowed to make

[01:06:52] yourself the last people right it's so funny that there's probably a guy that

[01:06:56] is just black yeah he's like it's too many

[01:07:00] fucking moolies like he's been at the tanning

[01:07:05] all day long he's like ah some fucking moolies they took all the good

[01:07:09] walking spots and now they're in here stop you want to go to the tanning

[01:07:13] salon isn't that bad for your skin we'll get uh

[01:07:17] we'll get a playboy but he's sitting barely closing

[01:07:19] the stuff

[01:07:23] we'll get a playboy my stomach is just burned

[01:07:27] at the top of my stomach is changed off you just have to eat like up and down

[01:07:31] stripes all over you heard the light bulbs you're like I look good dude

[01:07:35] we'll get a playboy bunny sticker and we'll put on your hip like slitty girls

[01:07:39] in high school like big George Foreman

[01:07:43] I have the riddle marks yeah make a panini animal

[01:07:50] I don't know why but I wanted my parents to buy the George Foreman girls so bad

[01:07:53] with that shit we had one everyone had one well then they eventually bought one

[01:07:57] but like when the ad was out I was like please get one this is we had a bootleg

[01:08:01] one yeah the black and decker the Howard Beach I've had numerous ones of those

[01:08:06] they're 15 dollars and they they work as a fun but you don't even need a kitchen

[01:08:11] no you just put everything in there rice

[01:08:16] it's a pouring water on it yeah rice the Ziploc bag with some rice and water

[01:08:23] in it through that bitch with the fucking black and decker George Foreman

[01:08:27] 30 walk away 30 minutes later perfect rice peel off

[01:08:31] dude I'm telling you I heat up all my forks in there

[01:08:34] I put the forks in the black and decker then I just stick those forks and frozen

[01:08:38] food and it cooks it on the way to your mouth that's so true I got raw chicken

[01:08:42] that I've done the hot fork trick perfect they're called the hot fork trick

[01:08:47] you take a big lighter you heat up a knife a Swiss army knife

[01:08:52] and then you jam that into some raw chicken and you know go to cook it on the way to your house

[01:08:56] it doesn't even matter that you don't have a fridge in your Chinatown tenement slum

[01:08:59] that you live in you don't even need to leave the grocery store

[01:09:03] you can just do it right there in the aisle and it's free that way

[01:09:06] free and you take a quick walk over to where they keep the whipped cream

[01:09:10] and just suck that shit up until you fall face down in the yogurt case

[01:09:15] and they have to call the paramedics to take free ride to the

[01:09:18] fucking hospital room in the hospital and then jail for free

[01:09:25] that's two free car rides and that's the meal

[01:09:29] so call that knife chicken the knife chicken recipe

[01:09:34] ain't nothing wrong with that my friend you ever the kids want to go to the

[01:09:38] Chuck Echee go to the Disney Land oh yeah some roller coasters

[01:09:43] we'll tell you what you just take them to the grocery that's right

[01:09:47] and then you you fucking drink all the lemon extract

[01:09:51] fucking pass out in the aisle guess he's getting the free ride

[01:09:54] he got roller coaster ride all the way to juvenile hall

[01:09:59] jr where they can meet Mickey Mouse

[01:10:02] they got Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse being juvie

[01:10:08] I don't know I thought I was under the impression that they treat kids good

[01:10:13] they treat kids really good in juvenile hall yeah

[01:10:16] yeah they they have parties they're gonna pizza

[01:10:20] yep xbox they tell them why they should be good they have boxing matches

[01:10:26] why they why hall you know it's such a funny idea that somebody at

[01:10:30] some point was like I got it prison but for kids

[01:10:36] hold on I got it you know I that thing that's

[01:10:39] that place where you send people to get raped if they forget to

[01:10:43] to re-register their vehicle every year

[01:10:47] if you forget to get the inspection sticker

[01:10:50] yeah and then you get the punishment is being raped being raped

[01:10:54] mercilessly it's that but for children children a cute little kid's prison

[01:10:58] and every child will get a pair of turtle doves

[01:11:03] that's the warden yeah the guy from home on to home alone

[01:11:07] home on to yeah yeah in New York in New York with Donald Trump

[01:11:13] does I had that on tape you look stunning Kevin Home Alone

[01:11:21] his classic line the sandbar was on tv the other day I watched for five minutes

[01:11:25] you watch the whole movie and then you gotta watch the whole movie

[01:11:28] you wish you wish you were a baby again it is remarkable how much I had

[01:11:32] memorized anyways time to play Luigi's Mansion also I forgot

[01:11:36] I also forgot that it was a little ass kid out of his little baby yeah I can't

[01:11:40] wait to eat a whole tub of ice cream I can't wait

[01:11:42] I'm gonna have an ice cream sandwich and play Luigi's Mansion the whole time

[01:11:45] be like okay she shut up okay okay guy plays this

[01:11:50] gig got it got to make sure I get all the accomplishments yeah thanks you're I

[01:11:55] do every absolutely every aspect of the game gay

[01:11:59] some gay guy would do this on me though I can't wait to beat this I would

[01:12:03] I would definitely not if there's an option to play through the game again at

[01:12:07] the end this Mario I definitely I'm not doing it I'm definitely not

[01:12:12] go also go back to joke when I unless they don't have that and I have to go

[01:12:16] back and finish Mario Odyssey is Luigi which I will do and consider that a

[01:12:21] sequel that's right should we get to the show probably

[01:12:28] damn Odyssey was great I haven't been told the show we're having fun hanging

[01:12:32] I'm cleaning and stuff your house is clean I gotta finish the bathroom is

[01:12:36] kind of fun hanging with me and soft yeah but I'm also tired and there's like

[01:12:41] I just I'm tired too I need you there though why cuz you know just we're both

[01:12:46] tired I don't know maybe I'll like host and then leave yeah I gotta I gotta just

[01:12:51] do it for 10 minutes keep going with this I mean I honestly just like cleaning

[01:12:57] the fucking living room in the kitchen it's like the amount of how much like I

[01:13:01] would wake up every day and just feel like something's wrong and then you

[01:13:05] think it's like bigger thing literally we did the same thing last night you

[01:13:09] think it's like I said up all you know like I don't know what I'm supposed to

[01:13:13] I was like I went to bed at 4 30 yeah I don't know what the next step in life is

[01:13:17] I don't know what to do and really the answer is that like I didn't throw out

[01:13:21] the expired cheese in the back of the refrigerator yeah and then you just

[01:13:24] chip away at that shit it's like what's this fucking once I have the rest of the

[01:13:28] cuz it's all my office is just filled with shit so these fucking tools and like

[01:13:32] yeah lose hardware in there I'm back in my shit's all dirty I'm gonna I'm gonna

[01:13:37] do a clean it was good to clean I'm sitting on 600 shirts I was

[01:13:43] right now I need to do like one last to do fulfillment or yeah I'm this time

[01:13:50] this time I'm making sure every single shirt is fucking bagged before you post

[01:13:54] before I do anything because it's like trying to like unbox them and fulfill

[01:13:58] out of like the shit the way it's sent to me is like it's just yeah all right

[01:14:03] well guys this is the premium so I guess tomorrow is funny moms the 18th

[01:14:11] of November come dot town look what watch this space nikas gonna post new

[01:14:17] shirts I mean eventually I gotta get this apartment please not any time

[01:14:23] city is clean is a pretty you know stop you got some road dates probably I

[01:14:28] still have come to be one now I still have thousand island stair shirts for

[01:14:33] sale can I have one no you haven't given me a single free shirt from your

[01:14:38] t-shirt actually I don't want that one though yeah I want weed suppress I

[01:14:43] want weed pranos why we both wear it dude no different days or the same day

[01:14:48] that be tight I want it we go to a theme park you can't like you know like a

[01:14:53] fucking family with ten kids all wearing the same shirt I've tried I've

[01:14:56] it's for me had so many ideas for like parody like black family reunion t-shirts

[01:15:00] and six flags but none of them come out not racist well I mean it's like

[01:15:05] they're just they would just do it with no way to tell that it's not yeah yeah yeah

[01:15:12] that's that's good though I love those sure I used to love that yeah cuz I would

[01:15:16] go to six legs I would see that I'm like how do you all know each other my

[01:15:20] family love each other this much you guys made sure I like just seeing fat

[01:15:25] families all dressed like minions wearing those kind of shirts that is

[01:15:29] all right we should get me horny yeah come see me in fucking Atlanta next week

[01:15:34] the stress factory in Bridgeport the 21st Nashville the 24th Baltimore

[01:15:40] Thanksgiving weekend Houston New Orleans or I just didn't you run by

[01:16:10] you

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