[00:00:00] Okay, and now I'm pretty sure

[00:00:04] It is recording okay, and we don't have to worry about another mess up

[00:00:10] That sucks. Yeah, we just we honestly had one of the top 10 minute beginnings of it. It was really good

[00:00:16] You know it was longer than 10 minutes. It was almost 30 minutes. Oh, no

[00:00:19] Yeah, it's 6 30

[00:00:23] Oh, we did yeah, okay, it was 15 minutes. Okay, that sucks

[00:00:27] We had some good riffs about Romulus and Remus you got to hit the you got to hit record

[00:00:32] Here and then you got to hit record here and then you have to hit play and then it records

[00:00:37] Which is like, you know, what the hell is this? Yeah fucking NASA?

[00:00:50] That's our new theme song let's um let's run through some of the great bits we had

[00:00:54] We said the most important the most apparent parahumisxual. No, I

[00:01:00] Cecalled you parahumisxual. Well, I said that I was on the I was alone wolf

[00:01:03] You said you were a long wolf

[00:01:05] Yeah, which is very funny because you said but you have you do your jokes

[00:01:09] And you remember them as yours and then the things I said because in that lady

[00:01:13] I don't think I said I said parahumisxual. You said I said I was parahumisxual. Well, that's I'm cool

[00:01:19] Because you thought Bradley Cooper was gay or something and I said I heard from the people in the homosexual

[00:01:24] Yeah, then I said there was a lot of good shit in that first and then I said I'm not in the sucks

[00:01:30] Yeah, it was a great fucking time. I was a good 15. God damn it fooled again by the gear

[00:01:38] Yeah, I said I wasn't in the community. I was a lone wolf who Nick said who are you who were you talking to about Bradley Cooper being gay?

[00:01:44] Apparently what I've heard from from from the gay people I know

[00:01:50] They say that it's a well-known secret really

[00:01:54] Yeah

[00:01:55] Yeah, that sucks dude. Remember that there was one episode we did one time that was like awesome

[00:02:00] Five one of the best one like we all were like guys

[00:02:03] The platonic ideal podcast we were all happy

[00:02:07] It was just not recording

[00:02:13] Yep

[00:02:14] Let's see. We still have to demean Bradley Cooper. Hold on now

[00:02:18] But what's important though is that I said that I didn't know when I was a kid that para

[00:02:23] Made to anything. I thought it was just a way to make the word

[00:02:26] military cooler

[00:02:27] Yeah, and then we got into a discussion about whether it was para is Greek or Latin

[00:02:32] I said it was Greek and you insisted it was Latin. That's right and it's Greek

[00:02:36] So okay, but also a para trooper is a parachute is a parachute trooper. That's why it's confusing. That is why it's confusing. Yeah

[00:02:46] Whereas a pair of

[00:02:48] Operative is a yeah, well, let's just run through cuz we had a couple of the good ones

[00:02:52] Oceans oceans 11, but yeah oceans 11. We were talking about that. But the Danny Ocean is like we got to make a stop real quick

[00:02:59] Yeah, they blow the hole a hole open in the back of a prison Harvey Weinstein is

[00:03:05] Waiting looking at a penthouse magazine. Yes, he goes is bad fucking time about time fellas about time

[00:03:11] And listen in the context it was more satirical than it is now where it appears like we're just

[00:03:17] Advocating for a rapist to be freed from prison. Yeah in the context

[00:03:22] You have to understand that everything it does flow. It's cause and effect

[00:03:27] Mm-hmm. The podcast is really about time. It's itself. Yeah, the same chaotic nature of it really just

[00:03:34] reflects, you know to whether to whether we're

[00:03:39] Seeing progress or entropy is entirely dependent on your outlook. Yeah personal level. Oh remember the conservative radio host

[00:03:46] Oh, yeah, I do that one again. Oh, well, just

[00:03:49] What was a former Muslim Muslim president Barack Obama's having gay sex

[00:03:59] Yep, yeah, that's how much thing is rape it was really funny. There's yeah women are not allowed to have sex

[00:04:07] We're taking sex away

[00:04:10] Punish the Christian thing to do. Oh saying Jesus was a folk musician. Yeah, like Bob. Oh, yeah

[00:04:18] Oh, yeah, and then we wondered if there was a lot that we wondered if a lot of risk the Virgin Mary

[00:04:25] Pussy blasted by Joseph after and then we said that and then Nick said that yeah Christianity is based on cooking

[00:04:32] And then I said that is I think the the Archangel Michael

[00:04:37] Mm-hmm actually sucked God's cock. Yes and spit the nut in the Virgin Mary. We talked about the etymology behind snowball. Yeah

[00:04:44] Oh, yes snowballing no thanks. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you probably got into the Harvey Weinstein

[00:04:53] What I want to do is is wait for woman to snow down

[00:04:57] Immediately without and saying anything called the police on her have arrested for sexual assault

[00:05:01] I have a pre-written blog that I publish all over the box everywhere. She's fired. She's not allowed to be on TV

[00:05:08] And we we start accusing the girls that's right. We call them money ball to you

[00:05:14] Billy Bean wrote about yeah, they're being hollywood back we use our own

[00:05:22] Yeah, it's like when you this is like when you microwave

[00:05:25] Like fast food it'll get the job done. It's not as good as it was. Yeah, it was fresh

[00:05:31] Yeah, I had the Popeye sandwich by the way, what did you do? Good dude? I got delivery checkers the other night

[00:05:36] Oh, yeah, a sandwich some chicken nuggets and fries that's $28

[00:05:41] $38

[00:05:43] and

[00:05:44] And the guy shows up the guy shows a seamless the guy shows up. He's like oh, yeah the restaurant is supposed to call you

[00:05:49] They didn't have no milkshakes

[00:05:51] You know, I'm like well they didn't and so I don't know my fucking milkshake is yeah

[00:05:56] And they charged you for the other person. Yeah, yeah

[00:05:59] Shouts out to my pop the local Popeyes

[00:06:01] I'm an Astoria they have a very reasonable 199 delivery fee shout out

[00:06:07] Did it be so funny if you got banned from Popeyes, I would be fucking pissed. I know you don't even go there that often

[00:06:13] I would be a civil rights issue. I'll be fucking miffed. You'd be they would have never dude

[00:06:18] Dude, I've been here's how bad like I'm in a fucking bender

[00:06:21] I'm in a hole right now. Yeah, and you know things are bad because the delivery guy from Popeyes like wreck it was like

[00:06:26] Hey, what's up, man? Oh?

[00:06:28] Hey, good to see you bro asking me where my name comes where you get our uber eats

[00:06:32] I do seamless seamless uber eats though. It's all my

[00:06:36] Hi, I think it depends on the Popeyes franchise now uber each in general does some weird shit and

[00:06:44] The other one was the other one

[00:06:46] Grub hub postmates post mates post mates

[00:06:49] Postmates are out of fucking control post mates is LA vibes people

[00:06:53] They act like they're pussy don't stink people buy six on it and stuff. Yeah, fuck that dude

[00:06:59] Fuck post mates, dude. I'm like paranoid. This thing's gonna fuck up again. No, I see I see way more things

[00:07:05] Not it's this red light needs to be on and these two need to be on but what what caused my panic with the last time

[00:07:13] It just stopped at 10 minutes. I don't know if it has some preset things just cut off if there's like no signal for 10

[00:07:19] Interesting. Oh shit

[00:07:21] But we recorded one already

[00:07:24] Yeah, no, and I think most things are fine

[00:07:27] So wait is 10 minutes for that first one available you think no no yeah, cuz unless you'd have this selected so that it it

[00:07:34] records it

[00:07:36] So how it works is you hit record and then it's ready to record and you hit play to get it to actually move the

[00:07:42] To write to the file, but then with each channel you have to select which ones you want to send

[00:07:48] Or like record are we recording our channels were recording just the master. Oh, see yeah

[00:07:54] I'm not gonna fuck around with I used to record all when we had the other one you just by default record all three

[00:08:00] But you know, I don't care to fucking do any kind of fuck that. Yeah editing

[00:08:05] The show is infinitely sucks up suck my fucking dick

[00:08:14] So this sucks, this is all my dick suck my penis

[00:08:18] You guys hear about this duck that was fucking too much they cut his cock I saw the that's me my man was

[00:08:25] Honestly, yeah, that is the first part of the story

[00:08:27] The first part is me the second part is you the part where he becomes famous

[00:08:35] Yeah, first party stock the first part of the story ends with the duck getting its penis cut off

[00:08:39] That's you no no no no no no no no is the duck becomes there's no way that you could hear the sentence

[00:08:47] I said and divvy it up in those two ways

[00:08:50] It's he fucks a lot and he gets his cock I know he is famous for the totality of those things me

[00:08:56] Let's we're gonna go ahead and cut your yeah, we're gonna just cut your mic first

[00:09:03] No Nick is gay. I do love

[00:09:07] Wow that we can cut Mike's that is awesome. That is huge. Yeah anyway. Yeah. I'm the duck when he gets pussy Nick

[00:09:16] Nick is a check cock with like Adam would you do me a favor and make me a coffee?

[00:09:20] What I just made you one I didn't make it for the audience. I didn't make him one. It's it's a curry

[00:09:26] It's a curry you press one button

[00:09:30] Adam can you make me another little birthday cake

[00:09:33] another

[00:09:34] Cupcake size birthday cake like I've request and you do

[00:09:41] Every time we record Adam is in here

[00:09:43] Yeah, we're early you gotta come early make a little making a miniature birthday cake. I'm making him a three-tier wedding

[00:09:50] I think it's pretty awful to rape somebody in prison, but all the accoutrements of raping somebody in prison

[00:09:57] What do you mean? You know like every day if like if you don't want to bed you got to make me a birthday cake

[00:10:03] The tiniest birthday cake. Yeah, and then like they make a small birthday cake and you're like the fuck is this?

[00:10:09] Yeah, I said I wanted a tiny birthday cake, but it's too small and they keep having to make smaller

[00:10:14] Oh birthday cakes and they continue to be there being brutally right?

[00:10:17] They are being right. So why would you even make the cake and then they've eventually

[00:10:21] You're like this is like this is what you get me for my birthday you wait until your actual birthday

[00:10:27] Oh, what the fuck is it? And you're showing everyone and everyone in jail is like man that guy's asking to get raped

[00:10:34] Making a man of a tiny birthday

[00:10:36] Yeah, that's just a flirt. Yeah, and the victim in the story folks before you get mad

[00:10:43] There's a little man named Harvey Weinstein

[00:10:47] So before you get upset

[00:10:49] Maybe you should think about who?

[00:10:52] He's right in jail is he yeah

[00:10:55] Yeah, I thought he was like comedy shows. Yeah, he was a comedy show. They let him out to do that just a

[00:10:59] He's on pork release a lot to go to shows to rape with his little fucked up penis dude

[00:11:07] I mean, it's like with two chicks, right? It's it's fucked up. I know but it's like how funny would it be if he raped?

[00:11:15] Someone at that show

[00:11:17] And then still like fucking like this Dan's like yeah, we're gonna book him

[00:11:24] I'll give you that right

[00:11:26] Look the time moves tickets tonight show is is Jeremy Pivin Mark Halperin

[00:11:33] Harvey Weinstein

[00:11:36] Mark Halperin baby. Yeah, the man's got an earn a living, you know

[00:11:40] Just because he made a couple of mistakes

[00:11:43] Doesn't mean he can't get out there go back on TV would have been chopped off Weinstein's cock and balls

[00:11:48] His dick is already his dick fell off, right?

[00:11:50] Basically rumor is that he has no sexual function

[00:11:56] The rumor from the community so he's the guy from the gay community

[00:12:00] When you said you're that story what you meant to say no no your Harvey wants

[00:12:05] Well, fine. If look I'm not Harvey Weinstein, but if I had to choose between Harvey Weinstein actually I guess I don't know

[00:12:11] Fuck your dick was Harvey Weinstein though. No from a famous duck

[00:12:16] No, no, no, I am the duck when he fucks you could be famous in dickless. That's fine

[00:12:23] Who was side duck steal? He's got a headache. Yeah

[00:12:28] Psy means nothing side duck is on poppers and he sucks them too hard. No, he's like psychological

[00:12:33] Yeah, but he's not psychological. No no faggot when he can get it together. He is he can fuck your mind up

[00:12:39] Yeah, usually blows minds a

[00:12:43] Psychological genius what is side deck evolving to something fierce dude, right Gio duck. No is it?

[00:12:49] I don't know no Gio dude is the fucking rock what did some of those names were so lazy. Oh, yeah fucking bigger

[00:12:57] Well guy on

[00:13:01] Viggin char bigger

[00:13:03] The person whose mother did that

[00:13:05] No, you do you know him too. He's your friend. Oh, let me see what side duck evolves into

[00:13:14] Damn, I want to fuck Misty

[00:13:17] And how about Vijay duck and he's like my pussy hurts. Oh

[00:13:22] He my pussy hurts gold duck. Yeah, but he's blue. Yeah, and he's like I got rid of my headache

[00:13:30] And now I'm here for the rent my allergies are gone

[00:13:40] Me Benjamin Golda

[00:13:45] Then you mean gold duck here the yeah the duck that sometimes is like it has too much of a headache to do his job

[00:13:51] Yeah, he only works like a third of the time. Yeah, but he complains about it the whole time. Yeah, exactly

[00:14:00] What are some other Pokemon?

[00:14:04] Honestly that bills out every bit. It's great

[00:14:07] My biggest mom what just think about yeah, cuz this thing is made for guys that have I got really into that fucking R

[00:14:14] podcasting

[00:14:16] Subreddit and it's just it is the it's the fucking funniest. It's so funny. Yeah, it might be the most pathetic

[00:14:23] subreddit I've ever seen and like make sense 50% of subreddits are like

[00:14:28] You know just shouting out to my brothers also in the small dick plus acne community

[00:14:35] Yeah, we just got a rally together all we have is each other brothers

[00:14:39] Dickless guys who like anime and our racists, but also

[00:14:43] We have gynecomastia

[00:14:48] We collect pipes

[00:14:57] Community is it's absolutely it's about friendship. It's about community. That's what reddit's about. Yeah get headed

[00:15:06] Let's start our own rival

[00:15:08] You're saying that our podcasting is even more pathetic. Yeah, because it's like there's no such like there's communities based around podcasts

[00:15:15] But podcasting itself is a horrible. Yeah, right guys are just any podcast

[00:15:20] Well, it'll be like if you had like a car community, but then it was guys that are like really into the idea of thinking about buying a car

[00:15:29] You're driving one day. Yeah, maybe someday driving somewhere, you know, I mean not even that it's like

[00:15:34] You know because they're all like every boss in there is like, you know, I'm like my life has been changed by this

[00:15:40] This is insane

[00:15:41] I noticed we have one or two listeners in the UK one in Malta and then the bulk of our listenership is about 30 to 40 people in

[00:15:48] Canada where I live

[00:15:51] Yeah, the book is probably people that I know making fun of me to each other right

[00:15:57] Clipping the audio and sending it back calling me gay

[00:15:59] You know and it's like the fact that there's an international community

[00:16:09] Listening to my ugio podcast

[00:16:12] I break down every episode of you go ever. Yeah, I mean it's it's so funny

[00:16:20] And it's like not even it's funny in a way where it's like

[00:16:23] It's not even like pathetic because if you have like the people that have the time and money to invest in all this fucking book

[00:16:29] If you got it first of all you need an extra room in your house to turn into a podcast

[00:16:33] Oh, yeah, none of the people on there are like yeah, you just record into a zoom, you know like no like yeah

[00:16:39] If you haven't like they start off with all the equipment and then afterwards. They're like does anyone know how to make friends?

[00:16:46] I'm trying to think of both

[00:16:48] My first step is to have friends and then the second is to have any kind of interest

[00:16:53] And then the third thing is how do I make words come out of my mouth for an hour?

[00:17:01] So fucking dick this is our fucking zone this podcasting just about the process of podcasting

[00:17:08] It has nothing to do with like did you hear the new Mark Marin this week is pretty good guys check it out?

[00:17:14] No, yeah, none of that. No, I mean, but it is like did you hear Mark Marin got new microphones

[00:17:18] It's very still going strong. I wonder I guess right he's like an actor now

[00:17:26] He was in the Irishman. No, it wasn't was he you can tell people that nobody watched the whole movie

[00:17:32] I did I was it twice I put it on again last awesome

[00:17:35] Well, and then I got into a domestic dispute that I had the result

[00:17:39] If you know what I mean

[00:17:43] You got yeah, I got you dude

[00:17:45] You watch the Irishman you were gonna be respected like the men in that movie were gonna do you know expected?

[00:17:49] No, it's nice to say earnestly as

[00:17:52] Being an old enough man now to say earnestly you're ruining the Irish

[00:18:03] I saw two friends of the show gone into a fight on Twitter about that movie who our friends Ryan shut and

[00:18:09] Mike was saying say it was a fight. It was just people making jokes at them. They were making jokes at each other

[00:18:15] Yeah, I just didn't like seeing people not getting along. You know, well, you know our buddies

[00:18:20] Yeah, I love it. It was awesome. I loved it was great. He's in rock cock with like what a speed bump

[00:18:26] It is to try that first of all the age

[00:18:29] Technology it was brutal one of the dumbest ideas

[00:18:32] One of my worst part isn't even the face. It's the sea where it's hotter to the grocery store

[00:18:37] Yeah, and it has like supposed to be a 30 year old man

[00:18:40] I'm up at gross everybody clip that one and it looks ridiculous

[00:18:43] Yeah, but then all of the scenes where he's like you take the guns and you dump them in the Skykle River

[00:18:46] And then he throws things like you just sort of like rotate

[00:18:50] Right. Yeah, it was like Johnny

[00:18:52] He has the same mobility is like one of those like sunglasses carousel

[00:18:58] He just sort of like rotates and shuffles when he's in the fucking war and the guys he's killing or yeah

[00:19:04] 70 years younger than him, right? And he's like, you know, he can't even hold the you can't even lift the rifle up all the way

[00:19:11] I was so I watched with my dad

[00:19:14] What makes it great and like kind of a standout as far as like, you know

[00:19:18] All of like Scorsese's like big crime movies or whatever the theme is like, you know

[00:19:23] Yet live fast die young all these guys that like pursue exactly what's in front of them

[00:19:29] And then they're fucking whores and doing all this cocaine, which is pretty cool

[00:19:31] And then eventually they spin out this is a movie about a guy real-life guy

[00:19:35] Who like rises up the ranks of the mob and then still just like goes home and doesn't fuck his wife

[00:19:41] Yeah, it just doesn't do anything. It's not like he's making money through it

[00:19:45] He's like I guess all murder people for the mafia

[00:19:47] He's just he's just in it the same way you blink and it's like the same way you can just work it fucking you know

[00:19:54] Fed ex right there's there is no there is no difference in his life between the beginning where he's driving the trucks

[00:20:01] Yep, and at the end where he's murdering his own friends

[00:20:04] His best friend

[00:20:06] And the thing is too is that like you know a lot of the movies are like they show throughout the movie

[00:20:11] They stop and they say well this guy murdered and whatever that was awesome

[00:20:14] So you see these guys that like that like but they always do that and they're showing you the pinnacle of their like crime

[00:20:19] Life, you know, it's not like they're in the middle of a dispute and it's like their lives are all cut short whereas, you know

[00:20:25] You know, you sometimes crimes doesn't pay live fast. I young or sometimes like it does

[00:20:31] You don't do anything with the money and then you end up old and alone

[00:20:35] Cancer and a nursing them the only people that come to visit you are the FBI

[00:20:40] That scene is so funny. Yeah

[00:20:43] Who killed his lawyer? Yeah, and then the nurse who's like he's like who's that he's like, you know who Jimmy off is

[00:20:49] She's like no

[00:20:51] Okay, goodbye. Yeah, dude. Yeah, goddamn. That was some it was fucking brutal

[00:20:59] Yeah, yeah, I watched it with my dad and then at the second the credits roll

[00:21:03] He turned to me and he's like and you know who turned him into a killer the United States military

[00:21:07] I was like that's your take away from this movie. That's your take away. Yeah in the only like justified war. Yes, we've ever had

[00:21:21] People

[00:21:27] That's awesome, dude. Yeah dad just fucking getting the jembe out and smoking the fucking chillom

[00:21:32] Yeah, I would want I want to show it to my dad just to see what dumb and Irish bullshit

[00:21:36] Is the end of it. Oh, yeah, how he makes it about himself. Yeah, I do love this the Irishman

[00:21:42] It's like oh, yeah, it's all about being walking to be speaking Italian

[00:21:49] That's a thing dude is like a lot of it doesn't fit and they kind of like even the fucking age stuff

[00:21:53] But it's like those guys are so good that it doesn't fucking matter. I mean, but you know it's bad

[00:21:58] Yeah, no, but you know's hilarious. He's he's super funny. He's crushing it. Yeah, but he's over the top

[00:22:05] He's like incredible actual

[00:22:08] He's unbelievable

[00:22:10] He's wild incredible. It was annoying that they put action Bronson in it. Yeah, that was a little bit annoying

[00:22:15] It was a little bit of stunt casting here

[00:22:17] Although in my in my head how I like what I like to think is that's Scorsese picking out his own like gaudy casket

[00:22:25] Mm-hmm, you know the green one. Yeah, so it's like, you know

[00:22:29] We see the character and he has to pick out his own casket because no one's gonna do it for him

[00:22:32] And it's like what if I I'll make I'll make this the shittiest part of the movie and put action Bronson in it

[00:22:39] Mm-hmm, so people remember this when I die in two years. No, he's gonna live forever

[00:22:43] Dude, don't say that about all those guys are gonna die in a week. Don't say that

[00:22:47] That's what makes it fun to watch that would be fucking brutal Scorsese's a fuck

[00:22:51] I fucking love that dude. He's stayed. Yeah, I would by doing all that yips, you know

[00:22:56] Sebastian by the scalco was good though. I liked him. Oh, he's uh, he's the blonde

[00:23:01] The blonde that's what they call him, but oh, oh, oh, yeah

[00:23:06] Gao

[00:23:08] Yeah, Joey gooey gooey gooey the blonde. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:23:13] Yeah, that is fuck at a

[00:23:16] Holy shit. Yeah, he was so good. Yeah, he was good. Wow. Holy shit

[00:23:21] I mean he was per the casting was perfectly. Yeah, I know over the top

[00:23:25] See him host the MTV. I did that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen over the

[00:23:30] We're just booking I've ever seen my entire life. He's like this manager. He wrote it

[00:23:35] with me everywhere. You gotta put because they didn't in

[00:23:38] New Jersey they didn't Newark because it was probably cheaper to get like the

[00:23:42] Prudential Center in Newark and then he's like doing his act in front of like nine

[00:23:46] year olds. Yeah, and he's like if you if you got any problems with anything you

[00:23:50] hear on this stage, there's an emotional support animal in the back. We got just

[00:23:56] safe space in the back. You know, everyone's like what? Yeah, I want to see Ariana

[00:24:01] Grande. Yeah. Well, my my thing. I want to ask the Indian choice awards. Okay. Okay.

[00:24:08] Take that for a little walk. Yeah, well, I so we'll clear out for you on this one.

[00:24:13] What's the bad? The award for a sweetest baby girl.

[00:24:17] Oh, my God. It goes to Jennifer Lopez. And then and then they can screen behind.

[00:24:28] It's just us trying to DM Jennifer Lopez and even this is on the monitor. Here she

[00:24:34] is. Miss Tina. I have money. Please show me for

[00:24:40] Johnny. Please show me. Show me $40. Show me a pussy and vagina lips. So

[00:24:49] beautiful. Please let me see pussy and vagina. Oh, yeah. Something like a couple

[00:24:58] more Irishman thoughts. I as much I fuck with her, but the whole time I was

[00:25:03] watching that. I was just like, damn it, fucking, fucking fuck if Gandalfini was

[00:25:11] alive, how perfect he would be to be the fat guy in this movie. Yeah, how he would

[00:25:15] just crush it. That made me sad, dude. You know who's good is that Steven Graham

[00:25:20] guy who's on boardwalk empire? He's that English actor that plays Tony pro. Yeah,

[00:25:26] he was incredible. Yeah, that seems so fucking funny when Pichino and Tony that

[00:25:31] was the meeting. That's like, that's like, this that scene is like these guys are

[00:25:37] masters fucking like like Scorsese is a master film. This scene is fucking awesome.

[00:25:42] Incredible. That's 10 versus awesome. It's like one of the best scenes in any

[00:25:49] Scorsese movie. Absolutely. Yeah. And then he can still do it. The bodyguards are

[00:25:53] incredible. The way the near responds when it goes with Wopcocks like it's a

[00:25:57] fine, single scene in any movie directed by a woman that comes anywhere. Oh no.

[00:26:02] They were close to that. You can't do it. Damn, I want to watch that right now.

[00:26:17] I forgot. Yeah, me finding out that guy being British fucking shocked me, dude. Yeah,

[00:26:22] because he plays a lot of like, you know, he played Al Capone in boardwalk empire.

[00:26:27] Oh shit, you're right. Yeah. I only watched like the first season of that. Yeah,

[00:26:32] because he's got a big pumpkin head and a big nose. Yeah, Tony pro is a great name. Yeah,

[00:26:38] like Tony Hawks pro skater. That's what it's based off of. Yeah, that's the character

[00:26:42] who's called name is Tony. You know, my problem is with you fucking skateboarding assholes.

[00:26:49] You people, you people, you fucking wop skateboard. Just the idea that Italians are pretending

[00:26:58] something racist hurt their feelings is in of itself. That was a racial comment. And you

[00:27:03] worked on my feelings. So with your racial comment, God damn. Yeah. I hope he's not done. I hope he's

[00:27:11] got another. I want to keep watching mob movies till I die. I'm trying to rewatch the aviator.

[00:27:16] I've never seen it. Really? Never seen it. I love that movie. It's not it's not bad. Yeah.

[00:27:20] Yeah. It's not my favorite. I remember that. Is that when him and Leo started working together?

[00:27:23] Gangs in New York came out. No, the gangs in New York was probably the first one. Yeah, that's

[00:27:28] true. But get movie suck. Gangs in New York came out. Nah, man, that came out when I was like 12 or 13.

[00:27:34] I can't remember exactly. But it was like, you know, I mean, I watch it when I was young.

[00:27:37] So the butcher is really good. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. If you're like 11 or 12 year old boy,

[00:27:43] that's when you like get into fucking Michael man or Scorsese or whatever. And so like the idea of

[00:27:50] a new Scorsese movie coming out, especially like that time when like 1990 whenever Goodfellas came

[00:27:56] out was like, you know, it's the beginning of you don't even remember it. So Scorsese is this

[00:27:59] guy that made all these awesome movies. Yeah. A million years ago, of course. And the idea that

[00:28:04] it's like 11 years later is like, wow, wow, he's back or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And wait, did he not

[00:28:09] make anything between Goodfellas and gangs in New York? No, it might be something. Yeah,

[00:28:14] he must have. Yeah, coon doon. There was definitely movies in between the age of innocence.

[00:28:20] None of those. I was one for the hose like Scorsese like big long Scorsese. Yeah. The epic

[00:28:26] center. Yeah. So, um, so it was like, holy shit, this is going to be awesome. And I went to see

[00:28:31] it and I was like, this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. Oh, I loved when I was young.

[00:28:35] Did you? I thought it was sort of Cameron. But also here's the thing. I was kind of a history

[00:28:40] nerd. So I was like, I'm Oh, I love this about history. But you didn't, I mean, you get the sense,

[00:28:44] you get the sense watching it. It's like, this is no way. This is fucking accurate. Oh, I didn't

[00:28:49] give a fuck at all. I thought dude, I think every movie's accurate. I was stupid. I was like,

[00:28:52] yeah, this is awesome. But that opening like, like a scene that of like the that first battle,

[00:28:59] that shot like a shitty music video. I don't remember. I don't know what that effect is called.

[00:29:04] They do that in gladiator to if you rewatch gladiator, it's really infuriated where it's like slow

[00:29:09] emotion, but they achieved slow motion by like slowing the frame rate down sucks. And then it's

[00:29:13] like, oh, I know it looks really dated and bad. Yeah, doing the battle scenes in gladiator. I know

[00:29:18] we mean, yeah, I don't even mind it. It looks very eighties. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:29:26] Yeah, I mean, I don't remember what even happened in that shit. I just remember.

[00:29:30] I don't think I even I don't think I even fucking you who that actor Daniel, they

[00:29:37] knew like I didn't know I didn't see any of us on the movie. I watched a bit of last of the

[00:29:40] Mohicans. Yeah, last of the suck deacons. Yeah. First of the suck deacons. I keep looking down

[00:29:47] at this thing getting fucking paranoid. Are you hearing me on it? For sure. Yeah, why?

[00:29:52] On the is it coming up on the board though? Because mine is down. It doesn't it remembers

[00:29:57] what the thing was. The reason these are up is because like I took them I fucked with mine and

[00:30:02] I had to fix it and then I silenced him. Okay, silence. Put it back. For saying the truth that

[00:30:09] you're the dickless duck and I'm the duck who fucks about about that fight. That was that was

[00:30:14] it was a testy affair that yellow lights. I have a couple testes for you, dude.

[00:30:18] Yeah, what's over your two tone pants, bro? I don't know. They're a lot more stark than they

[00:30:24] appeared to be on the internet when I'm on them. We're in some chords. They're not jeans. They're

[00:30:29] jeans. Yeah, really? They're brown jeans. They're other. What's the company? I wish I knew how to

[00:30:35] address myself instead of buying all from the same brand. Yeah. Head to tell. You were a sports

[00:30:42] stuff. I guess. Yeah. You were in those molesking pants. Those pants are great. Those are great.

[00:30:48] I need some more buses. Bus says out there and said, get them on Amazon. I mean, they look,

[00:30:53] you look gay as shit. Well, I need I need style, dude. Yeah. See, I don't have any leggings. I have no

[00:30:58] personal style. Mm hmm. Sucks. I got to have flair, dude. I've never known how to look or what to do.

[00:31:06] No, you're committing to the beard. You're committing to the beard. That's just not that's a black

[00:31:10] of hygiene. No, it'd be like the same thing if like you just stop brushing your teeth for six months

[00:31:15] and then other dudes were like, bro, your breath smells so bad. I wish my breath could smell that

[00:31:20] fucking. Nah, nah, you know, you're doing don't don't you even pretend like you're not stoked to

[00:31:24] have a big ass beer. Oh, I am stoked. But it's like you don't do anything. Yeah, but you chop it up

[00:31:29] and put some oil in that. But yeah, you got to oil it. Do I just stand your eyes out? Don't

[00:31:33] fucking pretend like you're not pretending. I just you're pretending. I don't. I think I never

[00:31:38] pretended. I don't have an imagination. I don't have an imagination. No capacity. I want leggings

[00:31:45] to warm my shit up so that I may continue wearing whatever I want. But you can't fit into the

[00:31:50] unicorn. Yeah, you can't fit into clothes. Because heat tech, you can't even close.

[00:31:57] Maybe I can't fit in the unicorn. I can't fit into leggings. They don't make any clothes.

[00:32:01] They heat tech that they're motherfucker. We called point is that that's small.

[00:32:05] What I thought it's a Christmas. We were going to take you to a unique low, but they preemptive.

[00:32:09] They they heard about it. And they were like, Hey, man, this is for real. You can't be bringing

[00:32:14] his big ass in this. I thought it was Japanese sizes in Japan. Of course I cannot.

[00:32:20] Uniqlo US is probably a lot of motherfuckers have come around recently. A lot of people that

[00:32:25] were dragging their feet. They know that motherfuckers got we're buying clothes and then more of it.

[00:32:30] We should cancel the Australia tour and just go back to Japan. Just go for a week. You

[00:32:34] fuck it. Yeah, dude. I'm going in January. That would be hilarious. But this time plan and make

[00:32:38] sure we actually do stuff. I'm going in January to Japan for nine days. I was looking. I was

[00:32:45] actually going to go to Moscow. You want to come? I was going to go to Moscow. Guess how much

[00:32:49] right? What? To Japan? Five. Five eighty. That's what it is. Like you can go to Moscow for like

[00:32:54] five sixty right now in New York. Moscow. Who the fuck was it going to rush? I mean, it's why not.

[00:33:00] It's going to be cold. They're going to get me cold. I'm just trying to eat. I'm just trying to eat

[00:33:04] like my fucking dick off when I'm there. It was the best food I've ever had in my entire life.

[00:33:08] But every hotel hotels are cheap in Russia. Yeah, I don't know. Dude, I don't trust that

[00:33:13] shit. Dude. Why? I don't know. What the fuck is this? I guess it would be cool. I don't trust the

[00:33:19] Russians. It's cold. You got Putin out that motherfucker. I don't trust them. They're

[00:33:24] you know, we know they stole our election. I don't know. It's like they stole our election. I'm

[00:33:28] going to lose all this money eventually. It's like you only get one chance. Yeah, you know,

[00:33:31] I go to all of these. I will. I mean, I go to all of these. I've never been to continental Europe.

[00:33:36] I've only been to London. What? Yeah. Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, but I can't. I haven't either.

[00:33:40] I've only been to Ireland. I can't go to Paris alone. Like some sort of fucking pervert. I've

[00:33:44] never been to I've never even need like a girlfriend. I haven't been to England at all. Or Britain.

[00:33:49] Only Ireland. Yeah. Yeah. I'm about to go to Dublin and fucking London.

[00:33:53] London kind of is is okay. It kind of sucks actually. Yeah. No, I'm just out there doing shows. I want to go. Yeah, I want to go fucking. We can we have a lot of people that listen to the pod out there. I'm gonna be at the fucking Shiho Theater. You are? Yeah. Sick, bro. That's awesome. Yeah. How many how many shows you doing one night? I think the way they do it is you do like a run at that whole you there for like four days. Yeah. So sick and they probably treat you great. We'll see. Matteo didn't before.

[00:34:23] I don't know. We'll see how it goes. I'm sure when I get over there, I hear you get treated really well. I'm sure what is that? What does that mean? You get treated well? Like meals, accommodations, everything set up for you. Yeah. In my head, it's like, you know, it's not like I go do other places and people are like, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

[00:34:41] Yeah. You're gonna die of cancer. First of all, what a dumb bro. I know. He's smoking a cigarette. He looks cool. You're gonna die of cancer. Yeah, you're gonna die of fucking beans and

[00:35:02] 20 is fucking big. Just get out of the car. You fucking pussy. He's trying to fight some guy. And then calling his girlfriend a fat bitch like five different

[00:35:20] posting that thinking like we got him. Yeah. We made fun of him. Yeah. Crushed you. Yeah. You destroy that footage immediately. You've been

[00:35:30] featured 100% going to die. You fucking fat pig. When you just like when you just see someone who does not care about policing their language whatsoever, just lets it rip. He's like the whole point is to be his it's like mean and horrible. It's like it's hilarious. It's like it's a virtuoso performance. Yeah, my stroke because he's also like bob in his head. He's the most sort of

[00:36:00] big ass truck. What was the cash is like he got to be from Texas or something. Yeah. And then the other guy is California has to be California. Why you want to take credit for it. Inland, inland, California, big truck kind of guys. Andland and and

[00:36:17] inland. That's my bet. That's like bakersfield. Okay. It feels like he did the research and you're pretending this is a guess. It's funny to it's funny to think back to the Nintendo 64 logo. That is true. Yeah. It was a cool logo. It was it was a simpler time. Yeah. We're just the many dimensions. I'm saying we have to learn. You just have 64 bit. I just like that you hop into the the logo. I'm just like that. You

[00:36:46] hop into the logo and it's just like black eyes dressed as wizards. They're like welcome to the end dimension. Just like a layer. It's all fucking cubes and shit like that. You know what I'm saying. I want to give a shout out. There's my dog was a dick to a dog walker. And then I got I got home and then he dropped the dog off. And then he said he likes the pods. I just want to give him a shout out. Thanks for nice. Thanks for putting up with my dog.

[00:37:15] Yeah. We want it. We're going to die at your fucking fat bag. Hey guys. Awesome. Oh, so you're going to die of fucking beans and 20. It's like a good burn. None of that. He's just

[00:37:34] smashing the turbo. He's just bodying them. They have no response. I know he's got it. And it's like it's not a heart like it's not he's not bringing anything. No, really hard. I'm confident. The way he's fucking smoking that Marlboro light. I love it. He absolutely just got fucking Dallas Burners Club. Oh, somebody just tagged me. Bam live has canceled. A person who's

[00:37:44] canceled. Apparently. Guys, we're going to try and get your money back to you as soon as we can live from the Vinnie's in Moscow. Yo, I'm doing a show with Edmond. I'm going to be in the

[00:38:01] show. I'm just getting it. It's not executed. I just had to put, actually for the show to happen, I had to put in a life insurance policy on

[00:38:27] And it just so happens that I'm the sole beneficiary.

[00:38:30] Yo, it just turns out that I had a life insurance policy on BAM.

[00:38:33] So I made a million dollars.

[00:38:38] You're right.

[00:38:39] Yeah, you got it.

[00:38:40] All of it's going to my weed court lawyer.

[00:38:41] Yeah, don't worry.

[00:38:43] There's a podcast explaining it all and it drops tonight at 10.30 PM.

[00:38:46] Vinnie?

[00:38:47] Yes, everybody checked that out.

[00:38:48] I got to tune in.

[00:38:49] Everybody check that out.

[00:38:50] Skalabagfini.com or whatever the fuck this website is.

[00:38:54] Just buying that.

[00:38:55] I think that's what it is.

[00:38:56] I'm really money from a charity to buy that domain.

[00:39:00] Oh god.

[00:39:02] Yeah, we're actually going on tour with bagel boss and the white man that cooked those

[00:39:07] maxing.

[00:39:08] Yeah, I would love if any got that guy in the big head.

[00:39:12] Yeah, nice fucking shirt.

[00:39:14] You dumb bitch.

[00:39:15] You're doing some comedy.

[00:39:18] You're fucking.

[00:39:20] Yeah, nice tits.

[00:39:22] You fucking stupid fuck.

[00:39:24] Yeah, why don't you come up on the stage, you fucking pussy.

[00:39:30] You're going to die of cancer.

[00:39:32] That was brutal, dude.

[00:39:34] Yeah.

[00:39:35] When she said that, it's like, oh my god.

[00:39:36] You're dumb, lady.

[00:39:37] You're done.

[00:39:38] You're done.

[00:39:39] Yes.

[00:39:40] Well, what happened is they started with him thinking that they were going to like, you

[00:39:43] know, going to roast him and then they got nothing.

[00:39:45] They're like, well, maybe we'll just say he's racist.

[00:39:47] You're right, right, right.

[00:39:48] And it's like, well, he is.

[00:39:50] He doesn't seem to give you shit.

[00:39:54] Does not seem to care.

[00:39:56] What are you going to do?

[00:39:58] As if you haven't thought about you since then, get him fired from his own house painting

[00:40:03] company.

[00:40:04] Oh, yeah.

[00:40:05] Absolutely.

[00:40:06] My man is a sovereign citizen.

[00:40:13] All right.

[00:40:14] He is he's operating.

[00:40:15] You know, he's got some five gallon looking buckets of what I love.

[00:40:19] He's ready for that apocalypse.

[00:40:20] You know, that guy is like, how Kevin Sorbo thinks he comes off.

[00:40:25] Kevin Sorbo is like, I'm that guy.

[00:40:27] I'm him.

[00:40:28] I want to see that movie where they take the guns away.

[00:40:30] Yeah.

[00:40:31] Oh, yeah.

[00:40:32] Zombie apocalypse, but it's for Christians.

[00:40:34] But it's anti-fung.

[00:40:35] It's anti-fung.

[00:40:36] They take all the guns away and then anti-fung starts killing everyone when they're going

[00:40:40] to have the guns.

[00:40:41] It looks sick.

[00:40:43] It looks awesome.

[00:40:44] I want to see the one where he's a college professor that has to invade an atheist.

[00:40:47] The premise there is that we have guns so you can shoot gay teenagers that want to know

[00:40:52] what it's like to punch somebody.

[00:40:54] People in fingerless gloves.

[00:40:55] Yeah.

[00:40:56] Yeah.

[00:40:57] He's but guess what?

[00:40:58] He kept his guns.

[00:40:59] Yeah.

[00:41:00] He kept his guns.

[00:41:01] Yeah.

[00:41:02] My son's gay teacher tried to turn me into the gun police, but little did they know I'm

[00:41:07] friends with the gun police.

[00:41:08] Yeah.

[00:41:09] I want to see.

[00:41:11] Yeah.

[00:41:12] Sorbo's got some great shit, man.

[00:41:14] I'd love to get him.

[00:41:15] I saw another treat yesterday that was like, you notice how, and it was another thing too

[00:41:19] because it was that podcast where they like, I don't know what it's called, but it's,

[00:41:24] I guess Nick Weidger's video game podcast.

[00:41:26] Oh yeah.

[00:41:27] How did this get played?

[00:41:28] Yeah.

[00:41:29] Shout out to Nick.

[00:41:30] So they did one.

[00:41:31] Big Laker Nation.

[00:41:32] They did one on like, let me do Dubois, man.

[00:41:34] Come on.

[00:41:35] They did one on like, Custer's Revenge, which is a video game that like no one's played.

[00:41:38] Yeah.

[00:41:39] No one knows.

[00:41:40] It's like, it only exists as like a bad decision that people know about as a bad decision.

[00:41:45] And it's a game where you like, play as general Custer and rape in Native American.

[00:41:48] Oh god damn.

[00:41:49] It came out like 1980.

[00:41:51] You know, like nobody plays it.

[00:41:52] Nobody knows what it is.

[00:41:53] Yeah.

[00:41:54] Yeah.

[00:41:55] Out again.

[00:41:56] Relic of the past.

[00:41:57] Well, it's not even a relic of the past.

[00:41:58] It like exists as always being like a bad idea.

[00:42:02] Right.

[00:42:03] You know, it's not like it'd be like 30 years from now.

[00:42:04] It's like, wasn't it crazy that everyone thought Justin Trudeau's blackface was good.

[00:42:08] Right.

[00:42:09] You know, it's like that just didn't, you know, anyways, but yeah, then they had like some,

[00:42:13] they invited like some, I guess, Native American comedian onto the show and he got upset because

[00:42:18] he didn't want to be like tokenized.

[00:42:21] But it's like, I could easily see it going the other way where if you don't bring on

[00:42:27] somebody who's yeah, there's no good way about that.

[00:42:29] There's no good way to do anything.

[00:42:31] There's not, if the video game's about raping Native Americans, it's like, it's no, there's

[00:42:36] no, maybe a black.

[00:42:37] I don't know.

[00:42:38] You got to go some kind of mid.

[00:42:40] I don't know what you do, but it's like, you know, just don't do that.

[00:42:43] The amount of the amount of times I've seen like, you know, oh, wow, you got four white

[00:42:47] people discussing slavery up there.

[00:42:49] Right.

[00:42:50] Right.

[00:42:51] Well, if you wait, is it tokenization?

[00:42:52] If you invite like, anyways, point is I saw another tweet.

[00:42:55] Somebody was like, notice how these filmmakers won't like, like they want to put the insert

[00:43:01] like white saviors in every movie, but they won't touch John Brown, you know, the guy

[00:43:08] that actually was a white savior and like literally like two hours later, HBO or whatever

[00:43:13] is like the John Brown mini series.

[00:43:15] I'm so good.

[00:43:16] You know, and it's that would be cool.

[00:43:19] Yeah, it's cool.

[00:43:20] I had the yap.

[00:43:21] We had the yapper ready to go for slave owners.

[00:43:22] My man was a fucking yeah.

[00:43:24] I'm not a terrorist, bro.

[00:43:27] The best.

[00:43:28] He rocks.

[00:43:29] So sick.

[00:43:30] Well, it's John Brown.

[00:43:31] So funny because it kind of like do some shit bad shit before that or was he just cool?

[00:43:34] No, I just know about Harper's fairy.

[00:43:35] Yeah.

[00:43:36] It's funny because John Brown kind of like ruins any kind of like contextual argument

[00:43:41] or like revisionist history about slavery where you can say like, well, you know, people

[00:43:46] didn't know it was bad at the time.

[00:43:48] And it's like, well, that guy did that guy.

[00:43:50] That guy really.

[00:43:51] That guy understood it.

[00:43:53] I got a lot of time.

[00:43:55] Yeah.

[00:43:56] But that's not progress to me.

[00:43:59] It's like like we need to have the courage to make a positive light.

[00:44:04] A Christopher Dorner TV show.

[00:44:07] Yeah.

[00:44:08] It's a Christopher Dorner.

[00:44:09] So that's what I got.

[00:44:10] They killed all the cops.

[00:44:11] Yeah, he was a cop that.

[00:44:12] Oh, yeah.

[00:44:13] The fat black guy.

[00:44:14] He reported other officers here.

[00:44:16] I got a lot of other officers for using like racial slurs and like committing police

[00:44:21] brutality or whatever.

[00:44:22] Yeah, that guy got fucking like like blue, like thin blue lined by the rest of his office.

[00:44:27] Yeah.

[00:44:28] Hello cool J.

[00:44:29] Hello, your agent right now.

[00:44:31] You need to be Christopher Dorner.

[00:44:32] Put on a little bit of weight.

[00:44:34] Put your Oscar turn brother.

[00:44:35] That's a good, that's a good right.

[00:44:36] That's good casting.

[00:44:37] He's a modern day John Brown for sure.

[00:44:39] Yeah, that guy ruled John Brown also had such a sick look.

[00:44:42] He looks crazy.

[00:44:43] Also, Christopher Dorner while that shit was going on, it felt like when you watch an

[00:44:49] action movie, yeah, and you see how the media spins that like Rambo is a bad guy.

[00:44:54] Right.

[00:44:55] Yeah.

[00:44:56] It felt like we were living in that where it's like he is a hero.

[00:44:57] Right.

[00:44:58] And every when he's thinking about the reason you say who is Christopher Dorner is because

[00:45:02] it's like, you know, they tried to paint him as a villain and it fucking failed.

[00:45:06] Right.

[00:45:07] Because he rocks because he's a hero.

[00:45:08] He literally the closest thing America has had to a hero in the last 100 years.

[00:45:15] Him and that guy that shot the guy at baseball, that guy was pretty cool.

[00:45:19] Congressman, what's he up to these days?

[00:45:22] Z and J?

[00:45:23] Probably the cops killed him.

[00:45:24] Do you think?

[00:45:25] I'm trying to think of things.

[00:45:26] No, it's really it's Paul Newman and Christopher Dorner.

[00:45:29] Yeah.

[00:45:30] Someone else.

[00:45:32] Let's see.

[00:45:33] This got somebody else.

[00:45:36] Whoever the guy that made the new recipe for dominoes.

[00:45:40] The Papa John's.

[00:45:41] I love that he's still just buying spitefully buying pizzas.

[00:45:45] Is he buying Papa John's?

[00:45:46] Yeah, that's what he meant.

[00:45:47] He believed when he was like, when he was like, stay tuned.

[00:45:51] Dude, dude, I did not believe that was real.

[00:45:54] I know.

[00:45:55] He's like gone crazy.

[00:45:56] Death from pain pills.

[00:45:58] Yeah.

[00:45:59] He's so bloated and his voice is so slow.

[00:46:02] Yeah, stay tuned.

[00:46:03] Stay tuned.

[00:46:04] Wait, last.

[00:46:05] I want to podcast with him and the beans and tortillas guy.

[00:46:09] That's a power trio right there.

[00:46:12] Dude, bastard.

[00:46:15] Fucking fat pig.

[00:46:16] Bastard radio 2.0, dude.

[00:46:18] Nick Mullen.

[00:46:19] Papa John.

[00:46:20] The guy, the racist.

[00:46:21] Who called the Mexican lady a fat pig.

[00:46:28] Those would be so pissed.

[00:46:29] Yeah, they stole my idea.

[00:46:31] That was my fucking idea.

[00:46:34] That was my fucking idea.

[00:46:38] Bastard radio.

[00:46:39] I'm gay.

[00:46:42] Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.

[00:46:45] Yeah.

[00:46:46] Goddamn, dude.

[00:46:47] I burned the fuck out of my mouth yesterday.

[00:46:48] Drinking tea too fast.

[00:46:49] Gettin' pizza too fast.

[00:46:50] Oh no, chili.

[00:46:51] Hormone.

[00:46:52] I'm not kidding.

[00:46:53] I'm not kidding.

[00:46:54] I'm not kidding.

[00:46:55] I'm not kidding.

[00:46:56] I'm not kidding.

[00:46:57] That's chili.

[00:46:58] Hormone respect.

[00:46:59] Classic.

[00:47:00] Dude, that's a classic one.

[00:47:02] Pizza and Hormone.

[00:47:03] We'll get ya.

[00:47:04] Yeah, Hormone's great because it's like, you know, it's winter.

[00:47:06] And you're even the thought.

[00:47:07] Maybe I'll make it chili.

[00:47:08] And you look at the ingredients, and you're like, I'm probably going to kill myself before

[00:47:11] I can finish this thing.

[00:47:13] Anyways, it's getting hot.

[00:47:14] I got to get a slow, Hormone chili.

[00:47:15] Yup.

[00:47:16] It's good enough.

[00:47:17] That's you.

[00:47:18] It's good.

[00:47:19] Yeah.

[00:47:20] It's fine.

[00:47:21] Mm-mm.

[00:47:22] Mm-mm.

[00:47:23] Stave off killing yourself.

[00:47:24] Good.

[00:47:25] Way to tomorrow.

[00:47:26] I'm gonna be a real, huh?

[00:47:28] Oh, man.

[00:47:29] Dude, when next time we get a big snow,

[00:47:31] that's my move.

[00:47:32] I make a chili.

[00:47:33] I make a chili before the big snow.

[00:47:35] Yeah, I make a pretty good chili.

[00:47:37] Yeah.

[00:47:38] It's the best.

[00:47:39] You make a Texas style.

[00:47:40] So good to make.

[00:47:41] I don't know what that means.

[00:47:42] No ground beef, less beans.

[00:47:43] No beans.

[00:47:44] No beans.

[00:47:45] Which is bullshit.

[00:47:46] I put beans in there.

[00:47:47] We gotta put beans.

[00:47:48] Yeah.

[00:47:49] What do you mean?

[00:47:50] Texas style is no beans.

[00:47:51] I believe so.

[00:47:52] I think so.

[00:47:53] We used to go to this place in Austin, the Texas chili parlor.

[00:47:54] Mmm.

[00:47:55] It was pretty good.

[00:47:56] I couldn't schedule a show for after Houston, but my boy George is gonna, it happens to

[00:48:02] be in Austin that next day.

[00:48:04] So I'm gonna go to Austin and just hang out for a day.

[00:48:06] Very nice.

[00:48:07] Maybe I'll go to the Texas chili parlor.

[00:48:08] You should go to the Texas chili parlor.

[00:48:11] Nice.

[00:48:12] And if you're a fan of this show, you should hang out at the Texas chili parlor all day,

[00:48:15] the day after.

[00:48:16] And you use promo code COM.

[00:48:17] The day after stop show initiative running in there.

[00:48:20] No, I can't go.

[00:48:21] Now you know when he's gonna be.

[00:48:23] Yeah.

[00:48:24] And he wants to see.

[00:48:25] He wants to meet you guys.

[00:48:27] He wants to meet you.

[00:48:28] I do not.

[00:48:29] For the record, it's his dream.

[00:48:30] I almost certainly do not.

[00:48:31] Let's make stuff.

[00:48:32] It's not.

[00:48:33] If I listen, you're actually friends with him.

[00:48:35] You're not friends with me.

[00:48:36] Your friends with him.

[00:48:37] I'm gay.

[00:48:38] Tell him I'm gay.

[00:48:39] Yeah, that is what they're gonna do.

[00:48:42] They are gonna say you're gay.

[00:48:43] Dude, we're friends, Adam's gay.

[00:48:46] Right?

[00:48:47] Yeah.

[00:48:48] Isn't that the thing?

[00:48:49] Damn, now I can't go to the Texas chili parlor.

[00:48:52] And feel free to just DM me if you want to talk shit about Adam.

[00:48:56] Yeah.

[00:48:57] Which I love doing with complete strangers.

[00:48:59] Right, right, right.

[00:49:00] That's how friendship works.

[00:49:02] That's how it's right.

[00:49:03] Yeah.

[00:49:04] Mm-hmm.

[00:49:05] You fucking idiots.

[00:49:06] Absolutely losers.

[00:49:07] But I didn't, I didn't, I didn't suck on my day.

[00:49:10] Tyler.

[00:49:11] Welcome back.

[00:49:12] I'm not falling.

[00:49:13] I think it's Shaq.

[00:49:14] They're a trucker.

[00:49:15] I think of the Shaq troll fan.

[00:49:16] Damn.

[00:49:17] Dude, I want you to be a guy.

[00:49:18] I'm a guy.

[00:49:19] I'm a guy.

[00:49:20] I'm a guy.

[00:49:21] Damn.

[00:49:22] Dude, I looked for that, they clip at her saying that and I watched the full interview.

[00:49:26] And the whole thing is wild.

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:29] You know, of course.

[00:49:30] And I remember it, but there's like, yeah, there's a bunch of, there's better ones in

[00:49:34] there.

[00:49:35] Really?

[00:49:36] Yeah, quotes you can pull.

[00:49:37] I didn't know that.

[00:49:38] What else did she say?

[00:49:39] You know, he's, you know, she's like, you know, he said that I'm not his type and I love

[00:49:43] that.

[00:49:44] I love that he said that because, you know, it's probably, look, you know, it's 1995 and

[00:49:48] back then, you know, it was Donald Trump walking in the street.

[00:49:50] He's, you know, 63 Shakespearean.

[00:49:52] Everyone's happy.

[00:49:53] Yeah, she's like, everyone's happy to see them.

[00:49:56] I was through.

[00:49:57] I was over the moon to be hanging out with them.

[00:49:59] It's talking about how excited she was to hang out with Donald Trump.

[00:50:02] That's crazy.

[00:50:03] And she was like, I was probably the most attractive woman in that.

[00:50:06] What is that?

[00:50:07] Barney's, I think.

[00:50:08] And Bergman.

[00:50:09] Or Bergman.

[00:50:10] Or Bergman.

[00:50:11] Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't fucking buy clothes.

[00:50:14] So I don't really know.

[00:50:15] I don't really know what clothes places are called.

[00:50:18] You can take that shit and shove it up your hands.

[00:50:20] Or if you're good, good, good, good.

[00:50:22] Jerk off fuck my fuck mouth.

[00:50:24] Fuck my, oh, jerk off fuck mouth.

[00:50:26] Yeah.

[00:50:27] Yeah.

[00:50:28] Yeah, you know, yeah.

[00:50:30] Yeah.

[00:50:31] Yeah, my wife, her pussy is trash.

[00:50:33] It's all the way.

[00:50:35] You trade.

[00:50:36] Yeah.

[00:50:37] Bad pussy.

[00:50:38] It's nice having a car again because that's where I do my serious character work.

[00:50:41] Mm hmm.

[00:50:42] The car solo.

[00:50:43] I had to drive the flushing today and got a lot of character work.

[00:50:46] I love it.

[00:50:47] Why are you flushing?

[00:50:49] I have to go to pick up a broken sander.

[00:50:52] Nice.

[00:50:53] Yeah.

[00:50:54] I finally got that shit fixed.

[00:50:55] Nice dude.

[00:50:56] Yeah.

[00:50:57] What are you going to sand?

[00:50:58] Well, I wanted to make a new coffee table.

[00:51:01] Okay.

[00:51:02] Maybe something to match.

[00:51:03] I might actually just remake that television console.

[00:51:07] Mm hmm.

[00:51:08] And you got a wood shop?

[00:51:09] Where are you going to do it?

[00:51:10] I used to do it outside with your old spot.

[00:51:13] Yeah, I would go to my like on-place.

[00:51:14] Oh true.

[00:51:15] And the user driveway.

[00:51:16] Oh yeah, I remember that.

[00:51:18] Because I would see you there sometimes because I was how I had to spend the night.

[00:51:21] Yeah.

[00:51:22] Oh yeah.

[00:51:23] She would be fucked by my uncle.

[00:51:25] No.

[00:51:26] Obviously they have a sex with her.

[00:51:27] No.

[00:51:28] Well, I did sometimes get head from him to warm me up.

[00:51:30] Oh, it's a good head.

[00:51:31] But then I would fuck his wife.

[00:51:32] It was just for the head.

[00:51:33] But this is like, this isn't my mom or anything.

[00:51:36] So I would just be like, okay man.

[00:51:39] It's good.

[00:51:40] I know.

[00:51:41] That's what I'm saying.

[00:51:43] Let me know when you're done if you want to get along.

[00:51:44] You want to get a flushing?

[00:51:45] Fuck my aunt.

[00:51:46] Yeah.

[00:51:47] I'm going to give a shit.

[00:51:49] Well, that's good because I did do it.

[00:51:53] I wanted to suck penis alone.

[00:51:56] I wanted to fuck all men's ass but I am not gay.

[00:52:00] And think about your asshole.

[00:52:05] Damn dude.

[00:52:06] Lookin' holiday season.

[00:52:07] Oh, holidays are here talking about Kwanzaa.

[00:52:10] Oh yeah.

[00:52:11] You know.

[00:52:12] I'm so happy Kwanzaa is back as a South African American.

[00:52:14] You know what I would love?

[00:52:15] I would love to be a new pussy for my wife because my wife's pussy is trash.

[00:52:19] It's absolute trash.

[00:52:20] You want that as your Kwanzaa?

[00:52:23] I'm asking Kwanzaa's.

[00:52:24] Are my Wifepusis?

[00:52:25] Yes.

[00:52:26] Yes.

[00:52:27] It's trash.

[00:52:28] It's trash.

[00:52:29] Yeah, my wife's pussy is trash.

[00:52:30] Oh, my wife do not got good pussy.

[00:52:31] Oh, my wife's pussy?

[00:52:32] Yeah, it's trash.

[00:52:33] Wow, that's interesting.

[00:52:35] I actually, my wife's pussy is trash.

[00:52:37] It's just at the Verizon store.

[00:52:39] Can I help you find a new phone?

[00:52:41] Well, we can help me find it as a new pussy for my wife.

[00:52:44] It's trash.

[00:52:45] That bitch too wide.

[00:52:46] Yeah, I think we're due for an upgrade.

[00:52:48] If we want to trade in, maybe get the iPhone 11, maybe the 11 max, something like that.

[00:52:53] But you know, my wife, my wife's pussy be trash.

[00:52:57] I'll be quite honest with you.

[00:53:01] Interesting sir.

[00:53:02] Thank you.

[00:53:03] Well, we can help you with that iPhone issue.

[00:53:04] Yeah.

[00:53:05] Do you think that man enjoys fucking his wife's pussy?

[00:53:08] I don't know, man.

[00:53:09] I don't go that far.

[00:53:10] I don't care ever since.

[00:53:11] Damn, I'm sorry.

[00:53:12] It's just this one right there.

[00:53:16] Her pussy is just like a clean-air and his body is stinky.

[00:53:21] Who is a pussy?

[00:53:25] He's not so bad like a piece of booboo.

[00:53:31] A piece of booboo?

[00:53:34] Yeah, that's a race.

[00:53:36] That's a guy.

[00:53:37] This is the type of guy that's out there.

[00:53:40] I want to suck a man's dick.

[00:53:43] I want a Chinese guy that's like, boom, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, and then the subtitle is

[00:53:46] like, what's a pussy?

[00:53:50] How many Chinese people do you think have never had sex?

[00:53:53] Well, isn't there that surplus of men there?

[00:53:55] Yeah, they're gender-like, it's like-

[00:53:59] Because the one child-

[00:54:00] There's a hundred million less women or something, yeah.

[00:54:04] That's one fantasize.

[00:54:06] Right.

[00:54:07] So where do they get Korean pussy?

[00:54:08] They bring a man?

[00:54:09] They try and import.

[00:54:11] That's the funniest thing.

[00:54:12] You put him in the army.

[00:54:13] Oh, yeah.

[00:54:14] Yeah, full ass nuts.

[00:54:15] They'll go insane.

[00:54:17] They'll kill a hundred million.

[00:54:19] If the prize for doing good awards is getting pussy, that's a strong army.

[00:54:24] Their entire army is just doing Van Attack's Toronto style.

[00:54:28] Just an in-cell army.

[00:54:29] No, it's not.

[00:54:30] Dude, if we go to war, we're flocked.

[00:54:34] It's not a joke, dude.

[00:54:38] I'm scared of the Chinese.

[00:54:39] Yeah.

[00:54:40] Because I'm soft and I get pussy and I never fight them.

[00:54:43] Mandarin backup.

[00:54:44] Go over there.

[00:54:45] Traitor.

[00:54:46] Just the 19 words I know, just only saying those things.

[00:54:52] Like, what do you know?

[00:54:54] Like, I'm American.

[00:54:57] What do you want for breakfast?

[00:55:02] After the Chinese father of the family would fuck you, you'd ask him what he wanted for

[00:55:06] breakfast?

[00:55:07] You'll smoke Fuzhini's, which is like, I really, yeah, I have no idea.

[00:55:11] Was that like a regional dialect?

[00:55:12] Yeah, they have, there's 16 different languages in China.

[00:55:15] 16?

[00:55:16] Yeah, they're all just Chinese.

[00:55:18] That's too many.

[00:55:19] I know.

[00:55:20] And they're like a lot of it.

[00:55:21] I thought it was just Mandarin Cantonese.

[00:55:22] No, it's Mandarin Cantonese, Fuzhini's, like General Sos.

[00:55:28] Uh-huh.

[00:55:29] Szechuan.

[00:55:30] Portuguese.

[00:55:31] Yeah.

[00:55:32] Which Szechuan is the spicy shit?

[00:55:35] That's southern.

[00:55:36] I love that shit.

[00:55:37] Szechuan hot pot.

[00:55:38] I think it's western.

[00:55:40] The northern is like stodgy shit.

[00:55:42] Szechuan peppercorns numb your tongue.

[00:55:44] Oh, yeah.

[00:55:45] I love it.

[00:55:46] I love Szechuan food.

[00:55:47] Do you have to use this before you eat pussy?

[00:55:49] Because you hate the taste.

[00:55:50] Well, I like to get the pussy nice and numb before I put it in.

[00:55:53] Just so they don't, they can't tell.

[00:55:56] They can't tell.

[00:55:57] I'm calling your dickies.

[00:55:58] It's because of the peppercorns.

[00:56:00] It's because of the peppercorns that you're feeling nothing right now.

[00:56:04] Yeah.

[00:56:05] You're going to blow a big piece of bubble gum in there.

[00:56:07] And it pops.

[00:56:08] You go oops.

[00:56:09] Oopsie.

[00:56:10] Oopsie.

[00:56:11] Good bye.

[00:56:12] And then they get a horrible infection.

[00:56:14] Uh-huh.

[00:56:15] Ha ha ha.

[00:56:16] Yeah, the bubble gum in the pussy.

[00:56:18] You can't get it up.

[00:56:19] Yeah.

[00:56:20] Yeah.

[00:56:21] Yeah, you can go.

[00:56:22] I like to get the pussy off.

[00:56:24] Yeah.

[00:56:25] You can pop your head up and you go, yeah, you're about to die.

[00:56:28] Beings the tortillas, you fucking fat pig.

[00:56:31] You fucking pig bitch.

[00:56:33] You guys lost.

[00:56:35] My guy is really good.

[00:56:38] I really hope that-

[00:56:39] You know, it's funny.

[00:56:40] The first time I watched it, I'm like, I guess he didn't really roast them.

[00:56:43] And I'm like, I'll watch it again.

[00:56:45] And you're like, okay.

[00:56:46] Yeah.

[00:56:47] And by the ninth time you're watching, you're like, get him.

[00:56:49] A master.

[00:56:50] You were watching a master.

[00:56:52] I hope Trump takes him out at rallies and stuff.

[00:56:54] He's in a cabinet position.

[00:56:55] He's like a session beer, you know, where it's like, you get drunk off this guy and it

[00:57:01] doesn't ever taste good.

[00:57:02] You're like, fuck it, man, I love just drinking 30 cores lights.

[00:57:05] Yeah.

[00:57:06] Yeah.

[00:57:07] I love what he pauses and you can tell he's got nothing, but they can't say that you

[00:57:11] just, we just calls her fatty.

[00:57:13] He's probably drunk out of his mind.

[00:57:17] He's probably, yeah, just fucking drinking tequila all morning on his way to fucking

[00:57:23] loads.

[00:57:27] Get some Val Spar paint, dude.

[00:57:28] The good shit.

[00:57:29] It's like it sucks.

[00:57:30] Yeah.

[00:57:31] He's like, get the fucking.

[00:57:32] Me, no, but my police mike and scooter later.

[00:57:35] Like I said, the same friend since 1995.

[00:57:37] Yeah.

[00:57:38] He's like the dad from a fucking what do you call it?

[00:57:43] Slingblade.

[00:57:44] Never seen it.

[00:57:45] Dwight Yoko.

[00:57:46] Dwight, I didn't get those vibes for him.

[00:57:48] He seems like, he seems like one of those older Austin guys that's just like, you know,

[00:57:54] he doesn't get that he's not 23 years old.

[00:57:57] Yeah.

[00:57:58] Yeah, he's smoking that sick like a cool, like a cool guy.

[00:58:02] Yeah.

[00:58:03] Dude, that guy.

[00:58:04] Great weather, great fucking food.

[00:58:06] Lovely.

[00:58:07] You're an Austin Taos.

[00:58:09] Dude, what should I do in Taos?

[00:58:12] Have you guys ever been to Houston?

[00:58:14] Yeah, Houston sucks.

[00:58:16] Really?

[00:58:17] Yeah.

[00:58:18] Was there nothing?

[00:58:19] Texas sucks.

[00:58:20] Yeah.

[00:58:21] I mean, people who say that and it's like, you know, it's true.

[00:58:23] Everybody's like Texas sucks.

[00:58:26] And then you're like, they can't, it can't all suck.

[00:58:28] Look how much shit you got there.

[00:58:30] Right.

[00:58:31] And it sucks.

[00:58:32] Even Austin is like, who cares?

[00:58:33] Someone one time told me there's really good Indian food in Houston.

[00:58:37] No.

[00:58:38] I think you're thinking of being an Amise.

[00:58:39] I've heard of being an Amise.

[00:58:40] It's like Austin's cool if you don't live in New York.

[00:58:45] Ah, yes.

[00:58:46] I know what I mean.

[00:58:47] It's like you live in.

[00:58:48] If you live in fucking West Texas and you end up in Austin for a week or anywhere, you

[00:58:51] know, I mean, even if you're from like fucking like Richmond or something, a lot of people

[00:58:55] move from Richmond to Austin, I'd like these friends in Austin and we're from Richmond.

[00:58:59] Interesting.

[00:59:00] And that's like sort of, because that's like a graduated, you know, move or whatever.

[00:59:04] But like, yeah, Richmond is kind of like an Austin.

[00:59:07] You live in New York, like New York's the best city.

[00:59:09] Yeah, I know.

[00:59:10] Okay.

[00:59:11] New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, New Orleans.

[00:59:14] Number one.

[00:59:15] I don't know about putting Philly in that crew, man.

[00:59:19] Really?

[00:59:20] I like Philly.

[00:59:21] I love Philly.

[00:59:22] Yeah.

[00:59:23] I like it.

[00:59:24] I like that thing.

[00:59:25] That distinctive, like all those other cities have like such a are so their own thing.

[00:59:30] Philly is just kind of like, you know, like honestly, it's Baltimore, Philly, New York,

[00:59:34] and it's like.

[00:59:35] So Philly is not in the list, but you're putting Baltimore.

[00:59:39] No, what I'm saying is it's like, it's like going over Pokemon, dude, back to side duck.

[00:59:44] Baltimore is the lowest level than it's gold duck.

[00:59:47] Then it's hard.

[00:59:48] I think Philly's distinct from New York to a certain extent.

[00:59:51] I guess.

[00:59:52] I don't know.

[00:59:53] Yeah, they got the Eagles, dude.

[00:59:55] Yeah.

[00:59:56] The whole like that whole like, you know, I don't know, the time I spent like working

[01:00:00] helium and you hang out in center city in South Philly, it's like, it's cool.

[01:00:03] It's great.

[01:00:04] I like it.

[01:00:05] Don't get me wrong.

[01:00:06] I'm just think like it's not elite, dude.

[01:00:07] Sorry to Philly.

[01:00:08] So yeah, it's not a global city in the same way that fucking New York, but you want

[01:00:12] in the global city, but it's a great, it's a it's its own thing and it's a great time.

[01:00:16] I guess.

[01:00:17] You know what I'm saying?

[01:00:19] Bill, this out once again.

[01:00:22] What are you talking about?

[01:00:24] They were talking city.

[01:00:25] Yeah.

[01:00:26] What did you contribute?

[01:00:27] She officially waiting to say Tel Aviv.

[01:00:29] I wasn't going to say that.

[01:00:30] I wasn't going to say it.

[01:00:32] It doesn't even think it.

[01:00:33] I didn't even think some people say it's quite.

[01:00:35] I don't know.

[01:00:36] Some people have told me it did none of none of that crossed my mind, but the food is

[01:00:42] divine.

[01:00:43] Really?

[01:00:44] That's the best meal you got in Tel Aviv.

[01:00:45] I want to do I want to do the two weeks to do Moscow and then John King.

[01:00:49] Hell yeah.

[01:00:50] Yeah.

[01:00:51] That would be cool.

[01:00:52] That would be cool.

[01:00:53] Nice little go see that like with the other because I mean it's crazy.

[01:00:56] I mean, especially like communist China, it's like.

[01:00:59] John King is like one of those future cities though.

[01:01:01] Didn't they build like they build like fucking futuristic.

[01:01:04] I have no idea.

[01:01:05] I know nothing about it.

[01:01:06] But I would make sure this time I look I do the basic minimum amount of research into

[01:01:11] the place I'm going to sit on a fucking 16 hour plane ride.

[01:01:16] Oh yeah.

[01:01:17] And then I'm like, well, I guess I'll just stay in the Airbnb and take pictures of this.

[01:01:20] You guys were making fun of me for looking up my listies.

[01:01:22] Yeah.

[01:01:23] I was trying to find should know we were making fun of you for planning a whole other vacation

[01:01:27] and tricking us going on.

[01:01:28] I didn't see you go shopping and then look at here.

[01:01:31] That was one day.

[01:01:32] No, the shot you literally tricked us into you going shopping.

[01:01:35] Yeah, because it's the only place that has clothes for your frame.

[01:01:38] Well, yes, and I'm going back to get more clothes for my friend.

[01:01:41] Well, somebody who shall not be named wanted to go shopping.

[01:01:45] And so it wasn't even you.

[01:01:47] I know I had a foot coming off of foot injury.

[01:01:50] All I wanted to do was chill.

[01:01:51] We had to go to a big walking.

[01:01:52] We got that fucking that stick.

[01:01:54] Ice.

[01:01:55] Yeah, I know I paid for everybody's fucking steak.

[01:01:57] You cock suckers never gave me any of the money.

[01:01:59] We didn't know.

[01:02:00] You're like, well, Venmo, you and I was out $800 for the only good part of the fucking

[01:02:04] trip.

[01:02:05] All of them money right now, bro.

[01:02:06] Yeah, but I bought everyone.

[01:02:07] That's messed up.

[01:02:08] Um, what'd you go?

[01:02:10] Nothing.

[01:02:11] Nothing.

[01:02:12] I thought maybe they were something.

[01:02:13] You were just walking around Tokyo trying to find a president for earnest.

[01:02:17] No, I bought him a president at the end.

[01:02:19] Yeah.

[01:02:20] That was what he was trying to do.

[01:02:21] Shit on earnest.

[01:02:22] No, I thought that was really mean.

[01:02:23] His dad.

[01:02:24] His body's not even cold.

[01:02:26] It's cold.

[01:02:27] It's very cold.

[01:02:28] It's been cold.

[01:02:29] Yeah.

[01:02:30] Poor earnest.

[01:02:31] All right.

[01:02:32] Yeah.

[01:02:33] We got some good cats in Baltimore.

[01:02:34] Dude, holding it down.

[01:02:35] Good boy.

[01:02:36] You got a new cat in your house.

[01:02:37] My brother's.

[01:02:38] Yeah, George.

[01:02:39] So cute.

[01:02:40] My boy Ralph, dude.

[01:02:41] Ralph Cipheretto, howl Kiesz.

[01:02:42] What did you, what did they name?

[01:02:43] What did Ian name?

[01:02:44] Uh, Nick's cat.

[01:02:45] I don't remember.

[01:02:46] George.

[01:02:47] Oh, Heather.

[01:02:48] Heather.

[01:02:49] Heather.

[01:02:50] We got to keep that going.

[01:02:51] Been calling the cat Meatball, too.

[01:02:52] Meatballs.

[01:02:53] She got fat.

[01:02:54] I like Meatballs nice.

[01:02:56] Yeah.

[01:02:57] Wow.

[01:02:58] The influence of being forcing you to finally name it, dude.

[01:03:01] So Heather would.

[01:03:02] No, the cat has always had transient names.

[01:03:04] Because the cat, they have, they have many different personalities.

[01:03:08] Okay.

[01:03:09] Nine lives.

[01:03:10] Whatever it's doing at the time.

[01:03:12] I got, I, well, I don't know.

[01:03:13] Ralph, I think it's a good name for him.

[01:03:15] I call you a lot of times, I'm like, what are you doing?

[01:03:17] You little retard.

[01:03:18] That's cute.

[01:03:19] Come here, you little fucking retard.

[01:03:21] You pick her up.

[01:03:22] I think that counts.

[01:03:23] A rubber belly.

[01:03:24] Yeah, it is.

[01:03:25] And then the vet just like staring at me.

[01:03:27] Okay.

[01:03:28] I'll put down little retard.

[01:03:32] Sure.

[01:03:33] I can't do that.

[01:03:34] You're going to have to put it yourself.

[01:03:35] Sure.

[01:03:36] My brother's retarded.

[01:03:37] I'm like, you do work on him, too.

[01:03:38] Look at that.

[01:03:39] Look at that.

[01:03:40] Where they come from the doctor.

[01:03:41] They come here.

[01:03:42] Yeah.

[01:03:43] Yeah.

[01:03:44] They come around the lobby.

[01:03:45] That's why he became a vet.

[01:03:46] To see if I'm crushing with the other people.

[01:03:50] Waiting with their day.

[01:03:51] Pause.

[01:03:52] You get a load of that?

[01:03:53] He's just crying and holding his dog.

[01:03:54] He has dogs.

[01:03:55] You know what I said?

[01:03:56] I said a fucking retard brother gets surgery done in here.

[01:03:59] What's the matter with you folks?

[01:04:01] What is it?

[01:04:02] What is it?

[01:04:03] What is it?

[01:04:04] Made day in here?

[01:04:05] What is that?

[01:04:06] Anyways.

[01:04:07] Was that a bad day?

[01:04:08] What do you celebrate on made day?

[01:04:11] Communist.

[01:04:12] Pussy.

[01:04:13] Maydays when everyone gets a son dressed.

[01:04:17] I finally watched Midsummer.

[01:04:19] I haven't seen it.

[01:04:20] It's just gay, dude.

[01:04:21] Yeah.

[01:04:22] I mean, I didn't like...

[01:04:23] It's Coachella.

[01:04:24] I didn't like the other one.

[01:04:26] I didn't like the other one either.

[01:04:27] Red what?

[01:04:28] That's a good ass movie.

[01:04:29] No, it's not scary.

[01:04:30] That's a good ass movie.

[01:04:31] I mean, he's like a very slick director.

[01:04:34] The Johnson's was the scariest thing he made.

[01:04:36] I thought about that from...

[01:04:37] The Johnson's was awesome, but yeah, it's a lot of his shit.

[01:04:40] It's like, you know, Midsummer's definitely better than hereditary, but it's like...

[01:04:43] Yeah, just doesn't...

[01:04:44] He was good.

[01:04:45] He was also just the same as Rosemary's baby.

[01:04:48] That's true.

[01:04:49] That is a good point.

[01:04:50] Yeah, and Rosemary's baby is great.

[01:04:51] Yeah, it's sick.

[01:04:52] But I like hereditary.

[01:04:53] Yeah.

[01:04:54] That shot of that sister with that exhaust tube in her mouth is creepy, though.

[01:04:59] He's creepy shit on there.

[01:05:00] He's very...

[01:05:01] His imagery is very good.

[01:05:03] Yeah, he's good.

[01:05:04] Yeah.

[01:05:05] Fuck, dude.

[01:05:06] I don't know.

[01:05:08] It's like those like thematic sort of smarter horror movies.

[01:05:12] It's like if you take Babadook and sort of like the pinnacle of that, at least in recent

[01:05:16] ivory.

[01:05:17] Babadook's great.

[01:05:18] Is it Australian?

[01:05:19] Yeah.

[01:05:20] And...

[01:05:21] Oh, it's the fucking Babadook.

[01:05:23] A bitch made it.

[01:05:24] A woman.

[01:05:25] Sure.

[01:05:26] Oh, it's the fucking Babadook.

[01:05:29] You know, there's no Mardi score stage.

[01:05:31] No, no, Mardi.

[01:05:32] There's no Mardi.

[01:05:33] Mardi direct circles around that fucking bitch.

[01:05:35] No Mardi.

[01:05:36] Yeah, I'd like to see that woman try to make Robert De Niro look fucking 30.

[01:05:40] How would she do it?

[01:05:41] What's the fucking mistake?

[01:05:42] Is that how she would do it?

[01:05:44] Fucking bitch.

[01:05:45] Fucking bitch.

[01:05:46] You fucking bitch.

[01:05:47] You fucking bitch.

[01:05:48] You fucking fat pig.

[01:05:49] Man, man, man, man.

[01:05:50] That's our real last year of the week.

[01:06:07] Yeah.

[01:06:08] Real last.

[01:06:09] Hard-ass cock of the week.

[01:06:10] I should see Parasite, too, everybody's talking.

[01:06:12] That's good.

[01:06:13] It's so good.

[01:06:14] I fuck with Parasite.

[01:06:16] It's really good.

[01:06:17] I have a crush on the...

[01:06:18] Of course you fucking do, man.

[01:06:19] I was just gonna say you can't trust Adam's take on Parasite because it has Korean people

[01:06:24] in it.

[01:06:25] No, well, just the one...

[01:06:27] Oh, Korea.

[01:06:28] So funny, Korea.

[01:06:29] That's what they say over there, right?

[01:06:32] They kind of say that.

[01:06:33] Like, oh, ha ha ha, so funny, Korea.

[01:06:36] Welcome, so funny, ha ha.

[01:06:38] Yeah.

[01:06:39] I've never been there.

[01:06:40] I wish you'd go to Korea.

[01:06:41] I like Korea.

[01:06:42] I've been there once.

[01:06:43] Korea's like the new Japan.

[01:06:45] Seoul looks tight.

[01:06:46] Will we stay in the Korea town of Tokyo?

[01:06:48] Mm-hmm.

[01:06:49] Interesting.

[01:06:50] So it's basically like we went...

[01:06:54] My dick is small.

[01:06:56] We've been doing an hour.

[01:06:59] I have a spot.

[01:07:00] Yeah, we're good.

[01:07:01] We're good.

[01:07:02] We're good.

[01:07:03] Alright.

[01:07:04] Alright, come to fucking funny moms.

[01:07:05] Bye.

[01:07:06] You fucking piece of shit.