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Bonus 164 - Imagine the possibilities

Cum Town | Premium | 12/16/2019

[00:00:00] I'd be ticked you'd be pretty mad. I'd be pretty pissed. I'm pressed delete on your penis
[00:00:07] It would be cool to have your dick deleted for a little bit so you can focus on other activities
[00:00:14] And we're back oh hell yeah, we going yeah
[00:00:19] And welcome to come down
[00:00:21] Silence oh shit. Oh, yeah, we got we got I might have to buy a whole TR
[00:00:32] Hey
[00:00:39] Is small and I've never sucked balls, did you know what a person feels like we've all been there before I
[00:00:47] I've never had
[00:00:50] 1982
[00:00:55] Had sex I never had sex I'm a warrior for Christ and I never had sex I love Jesus and the worst years
[00:01:10] Shittiest
[00:01:12] I've never had sex my title family was killed by the police and then I thought I'd complain the shot me too
[00:01:25] I'm also with dr. King ten literally just ten years ago
[00:01:29] And I had one of my testicles removed by the day
[00:01:42] And then the keep one just so I wouldn't tell
[00:01:46] Oh
[00:01:55] Yeah, it was all like nursery wrong kind of shit. Mm-hmm. That was a good shit go off Adam
[00:01:59] Yeah, yeah, tell me good talk to him about the nurse. Yeah, you got five pillars. Give me a second. Well, I
[00:02:05] Hey
[00:02:07] Oh, are you gonna actually make coffee?
[00:02:10] Already made a coffee. That's why cream in it bring up with the cream in it brother
[00:02:14] Damn. Oh, I'm pressing them now
[00:02:21] My dick is small my dick is small and I don't have sex
[00:02:27] Adam, what do you think about this kind of stuff? Oh?
[00:02:30] bitch
[00:02:33] You really got the hang of whoo God damn. I use silence for the first time it felt awesome
[00:02:38] Yeah, I'm playing around with more shit. I figured out how to use the sampler and logic
[00:02:46] We're gonna get a song going with with Elizabeth Warren leet reading that list of
[00:02:53] Transwomen of color that died this year
[00:02:57] What like it?
[00:03:00] You mean to honor them Nick to all the fall. Oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna po one out
[00:03:04] Takanasha Washington Brooklyn. Let's look a priest
[00:03:10] Fontroy little dick
[00:03:13] Welcome home. We have to bring their clits. Yeah to to touchy Marcus
[00:03:18] Just her reading that too touchy Marcus sounds like a rapist. Yeah, he sounds like a molester
[00:03:23] I don't know this sounds like a molester from the era of rap. That list builds to a crescendo and then she like chokes up and she goes
[00:03:29] pebbles laddeim d'o. It's not funny. It is funny
[00:03:37] Well, it's because you know dough wasn't part of her name like the only information they had was their name was pebbles laddeim d'aim
[00:03:43] Right. They don't have oh she said dough and she put dough last name. Yeah
[00:03:48] I gotta say those are pretty cool names. You don't get confused with the other pebbles laddeim d'aim pebbles laddeim d'aim
[00:03:54] d'aim vander built. Yes of the fortune. Yeah of the
[00:04:01] Tennessee
[00:04:02] Tennessee family
[00:04:05] Who do you think what kind of which one of the robber barons daughters had the best place video this dog dancing?
[00:04:11] No, but that's awesome
[00:04:14] Wow, that dog's just vibing. Hey
[00:04:16] Oh shit this guy rules. What is that like a corgi? I think it's a beagle a beagle. Wow
[00:04:24] Damn, I wish I could change my dog to these six shillies. He's fat too. He's fat
[00:04:30] I love that dog that loves how to dance dude. I can't wait to fucking own a fat dog
[00:04:37] I'm gonna have a house with backyard and a fat dog. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna feed that motherfucker
[00:04:41] I can I leave food out all day long. She just doesn't get fat
[00:04:46] Yeah, yeah, we're just PTSD. Yeah, she said you know, I was bad getting those cheeks
[00:04:53] She got a she's by a couple of
[00:04:58] A couple of guys who got a little business making the dogs
[00:05:05] The cheeks
[00:05:07] I'm out of buttons. Oh, yeah, sorry folks. I ran out of
[00:05:14] I have never seen a pussy. I'll never seen a pussy
[00:05:19] A pussy scares me a lot. The idea of a pussy gives me up at night. My mind be gay
[00:05:26] um t-t-bone gold chain
[00:05:29] The g- those guys all their real names are like Craig
[00:05:33] Craig
[00:05:35] Washington
[00:05:41] Well shout out to the
[00:05:44] The hoteps. Yeah, for sure. I don't know about shout out. Oh wait. Oh, what right didn't something
[00:05:51] So the black is real it shot the the black is well, you know, I still don't trust that story because it was weird
[00:05:58] It's too good. Well, it's see I
[00:06:00] There's a video where you can hear the police firing like 350 rounds in 10 seconds. So they killed
[00:06:08] Civil I mean it sounds like they just lit up that grocery store
[00:06:12] Right after they killed the up-et. We're that they just shoot out kill the UPS guy. They murdered that UPS guy and it was oh damn dude
[00:06:19] Wow, and I know we were all thinking the same thing
[00:06:22] Why couldn't it have been usps
[00:06:24] Well, they're also police dude
[00:06:29] They're the same family. They're also feds. Could you not cough into the microphone? I won't next time
[00:06:35] Disgusting it's disgusting. We have a wind guard though. No, it's still gross man still gross. We stopped literally flatulence into it
[00:06:42] Yeah, that's a part that's part of him doing a joke. I don't like it either
[00:06:46] But I mean there's a lot of art artistic pink eye artistic license bitch. You ever see the movie solo
[00:06:51] Yeah, we see yeah, it's disgusting. I've never seen it, but it's art. Thank you
[00:06:56] Gigi Allen are you familiar with him? Yeah, he was an artist he would shit and stuff and you know, he was just you're being worded shit
[00:07:03] You're being a rude guy and that's not art. So poo is art. That's what people say to me all the time
[00:07:08] You're not an artist. Just rude. You're rude
[00:07:12] I go that stuff definitely hard definitely hard
[00:07:14] Definitely my dick my heart's definitely hard Charlie bad, but my penis is hard. My penis is hard. My my penis is hard
[00:07:20] I think it's definitely hard. This is Tom Cruise being like doc. What do you tell him? He's like well your brother's dick is huge
[00:07:29] He's gotta medically
[00:07:31] Medically huge dick and we have to keep him in here speak English doc
[00:07:37] His dick is too big to live. It's taking too much blood from his brain and making him retarded
[00:07:41] So that's why my dad gave him the three million dollars inheritance. Yes
[00:07:46] That's the pot was beautiful in large definitely
[00:07:50] Definitely hard. It hurts my dick hurts. It's hard. So what are you telling me? He's like retarded or something
[00:07:55] It's like well his dick was so big and never had to learn
[00:07:59] VRN VRN VRN
[00:08:03] Oh yeah three o'clock is dick gets harder. I gotta soften it up
[00:08:08] Come on ray. Come on in. Come on into the bathroom now
[00:08:13] VRN
[00:08:15] VRN I'm sorry. I don't I do soften a giant dick up
[00:08:19] I think you just have a lot of he's got a he's got a towel that he can get a little hand towel
[00:08:23] He keeps over his shoulder like a black comic
[00:08:26] This is vern from the character ver the
[00:08:29] Instantly recognizable character vern from the movie Rayman who is the nurse everyone remembers
[00:08:35] I'm assuming yeah, yeah the black nurse that takes care of ryan man
[00:08:39] Okay in the scene where where tom cruises going through his room touching all of his stuff and verns like yeah
[00:08:44] He really doesn't like him when you touch his stuff and tom cruises like tuck continuing to touch his stuff
[00:08:49] And he's like right you read all these books you fucking retard
[00:08:55] It's so funny that this is like a facility for these people and this guy just comes in unannounced
[00:09:00] Yeah, yeah, and he's going through just hassling all the retarded people because he's got sunglasses
[00:09:06] That's why he can do it. Yeah, and then it's like he needs his his shitty businesses like being a middleman for car importing
[00:09:15] So he's like, you know, he has to get back there. There were so many stupid ass jobs in like the 80s and shit that that movie is fucking
[00:09:22] it's
[00:09:24] Like heartlet. I mean it might be one of the most evil movies
[00:09:27] No
[00:09:29] Completely
[00:09:32] It doesn't matter what happens in the first act is so fucked up that there's nothing that could happen after that that would redeem
[00:09:38] Well, he kidnaps him and takes him to a casino
[00:09:40] He kidnaps his retarded brother. Yeah, so it's like he's this guy that makes money in la or whatever
[00:09:45] Oh, yeah doing this car important push the important cars
[00:09:48] And then he finds out his dad who he hated because his dad was an asshole died
[00:09:51] So he goes back to Cleveland to get his inheritance money and the executor of the will tells him like all the money's been left to this
[00:09:58] Institution it's like trusted by this institution. So he goes to the institution
[00:10:03] And there's all these retarded people there and he's like, what the hell is this? What is this place?
[00:10:08] you know and the guy's like
[00:10:11] Instantly doesn't tell me that like he has a brother or whatever
[00:10:14] He's leaving the place after the guy doesn't tell him he is a brother and rain man sitting in the car that he drove because the car
[00:10:20] He's his dad's like antique car
[00:10:23] Oh, and that's how he got his love of cars
[00:10:26] Yeah, I guess and uh fucking you know the girlfriend's like he's just got in the car
[00:10:31] I don't know, you know, he got oh, there's a girlfriend. Yeah, the girlfriend. He's hot as his fiance
[00:10:36] And he's like hey
[00:10:38] Out okay. Let's go out. Hey retard face
[00:10:42] Hey, fucking mongoloid
[00:10:44] fucking mickey get the fuck out of my fucking car
[00:10:47] You fucking spaz
[00:10:49] Then he's like my dad loves me drive real slow in the driveway real slow in the driveway you stop brown leather
[00:10:55] You stop brown leather. Mm-hmm. He's like wait a minute. They have brown. What did you say? He's like hey fucking retard
[00:11:03] Get back over here. You fucking retard his retard moron
[00:11:09] He's like, oh definitely
[00:11:12] Definitely definitely that's me. I'm retarded. You're right. Yeah. Uh, yeah. I'm not
[00:11:16] retarded or whatever, you know, and and then he puts it together
[00:11:20] He's like he's like do you know this car? He's like, yeah, yeah, it's my dad's car
[00:11:24] You know definitely drove it. He's like what do you mean? It's your dad's car?
[00:11:27] It's like he still isn't he still hasn't figured it out. Yeah, right meanwhile
[00:11:31] The other guy's supposed to be the retard how much older is Dustin Hoffman and Tom?
[00:11:35] He's supposed to be like fucking 15 years older than him
[00:11:39] And then you find out that like they had to get rid of Raymond because he drew a bath for
[00:11:43] Charlie and it was too hot and he burned oh
[00:11:48] So it's Tom cruisesful for being a bitch for being a bitch, baby. Bitch ass baby. Yeah. Yeah. Wow
[00:11:53] But also there's no way that's what had to have happened. Well, no, they explained that in the movie
[00:11:58] But it's funny because like halfway the why it's called rain man. Mm-hmm is because
[00:12:04] You know like he laughs at something and he's like would you just laugh at he's like you called me rain
[00:12:08] You know my name brain man. You call me rain man. You call me rain man or whatever
[00:12:12] And then he's like wait you were rain man. Oh, he remembers he remembers hat. There was a retarded man
[00:12:21] He just never put it together
[00:12:25] So he like remember that there was just a retarded guy
[00:12:29] That's awesome. Yeah, stupid ass movie and the movies. It's terrible. Do they get him pussy?
[00:12:34] I don't remember that part. That's gotta be part of it man. Mm-hmm. That's oh, okay
[00:12:38] You're the question you you posited upfront. Mm-hmm. What could have happened to make the second is the first act so bad
[00:12:45] What could have made it redeemable you get him some pussy you bond is a brother which they seem to bond
[00:12:50] Yeah, and I mean I guess it's basically those maybe a nice meal. Oh definitely too black definitely too black
[00:12:57] Listen, it can't be around black people. You're gonna have to leave the movie theater
[00:13:02] Talking directly to camera. Yeah, definitely too
[00:13:05] Oh
[00:13:08] Definitely too black definitely dude getting kicked out the movies in a by rain man
[00:13:15] I hate when it's happened. I hate percent when you lower in society than mental retard
[00:13:25] Oh fuck dude, it'd be funny if retarded people had their own million man march, but there was just three of them that show up
[00:13:31] Yeah, a bunch of you guys have lost the wandering the streets. What is it? It's only four of them. They're like one
[00:13:37] two
[00:13:39] a million
[00:13:41] Because they can't count yeah
[00:13:47] The riff
[00:13:49] There's the riff
[00:13:51] Yeah
[00:13:54] I just watched this film today called the naked kiss. Oh, yeah, I bet you did it. I bet you did it
[00:13:59] It's about this woman who's a
[00:14:05] Incredible
[00:14:09] Got his ass. Yeah, there we so
[00:14:15] Fuck what happened in the in the nay's woman is kissing this woman's a prostitute and she moves to a new town
[00:14:20] She turns one trick and she decides she's gonna go straight right who who does she turn the trick with?
[00:14:25] Um the the cop do they show his cock? No, but they you know they show her pussy. They don't show pussy your cock. What about this?
[00:14:33] Well, they show something else or they imply something else that's
[00:14:38] No, no, they don't show anything. It's from the slick 50s or she's giving head. I mean no no not
[00:14:46] What the fuck kind of bullshit movies is about a boring you don't see your tipper or pussy?
[00:14:50] So she fucks the cop right and he pays her and then and then he's like, yeah, you're a whore
[00:14:56] You're nothing but a whore, you know, you'll never be better than that, you know, so she retires
[00:15:00] Becomes a nurse for crippled kids, you know, it sucks them off
[00:15:04] And the cop just keeps antagonizing her the whole movie like coming to the hospital with all the crippled kids and being like
[00:15:10] There's a great front for a whore
[00:15:12] Trying to be in the hospital. Wait the guy who used like he's a he's complicit in the sex trade. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:15:17] The the police officer anyway, I was barely paying attention. This is that Samuel for it. It's that Samuel full. Yeah. Have you seen it?
[00:15:23] Yeah, it's good the naked kiss. It's really good. Yeah, so she starts dating like the town's richest guy nice and she's pretty well
[00:15:31] Is this pretty woman?
[00:15:32] Kind uh
[00:15:33] Sort of yeah, so it's then she she's really scared to like tell him that she's a whore
[00:15:38] She tells a song and it's so creepy with the kids that song is up kids. It's really it's really fun. It's really yeah, it's it's like uh
[00:15:45] Uh
[00:15:46] Yeah, she like teaches all the kids this song and it's really like sad and you know, whatever
[00:15:52] Um
[00:15:53] Anyway, so she's like you don't really realize where the movie's going
[00:15:56] So she's like gets engaged to the richest guy in the by the way in the 50s and you're a whore
[00:16:01] It's smart because no woman is good at fucking in the 50s. Right. So she's got all this talent
[00:16:06] Of course. She's dating the rich guy in the town because she's sucking he's she sucking his balls
[00:16:11] She's doing the trick where you suck balls and jack off real fast and put your mouth off the link
[00:16:14] Definitely got some way for fucking a lady. Yeah, definitely Rayman. Is that what happened?
[00:16:20] You're telling me you fucked mom
[00:16:23] Definitely definitely got that got mad
[00:16:25] Definitely. That's how mom died. Oh my god. That's how mom died. Is you fucked mom?
[00:16:31] That would be a giant retarded
[00:16:35] Definitely dad got pretty mad
[00:16:39] I didn't move in here
[00:16:41] That that's why I thought hanging with bern because she's the only other guy with a huge day
[00:16:46] Oh, okay
[00:16:48] Teaching them how to use the shining
[00:16:52] It's the I call it the shining
[00:16:58] It's an ability
[00:17:01] Only black and male nurses and retarded man ma'am. Oh your son's got the shining what
[00:17:07] His dick is huge. Why do you know that?
[00:17:13] Because I also have to have this special ability myself. We can communicate with each other
[00:17:20] Um, oh, yeah, anyway, so she's so she's like tells the richest guy
[00:17:25] They get engaged and he's like I want to marry you and she's like I used to be a whore and he's like I don't care
[00:17:30] Our life together will be a dream. He's like every every day will be like our honeymoon. We'll go to paris
[00:17:36] We'll go to milano, you know, whatever
[00:17:38] Because she knows how to milk a prostate
[00:17:40] She knows she she knows how to fucking good right?
[00:17:43] And you're like, where's this movie going?
[00:17:45] Anyway, so she comes back she gets her
[00:17:48] Her dress for the wedding she comes back to his house and then just a little girl walks out of his bedroom
[00:17:55] Oh right. He's a pedophile. Yeah
[00:17:59] What the fuck?
[00:18:00] And he's like, yes, we're both damaged people. I have my secrets. You have your own
[00:18:07] What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:18:10] It's crazy. It's crazy. You really don't know where it's going and then it's just
[00:18:15] Like it because it's like the prostitute elements are already weird. Otherwise it seems like just some kind of fucking like
[00:18:21] Yeah, and the in mayberry 50s bullshit, right? Yeah, yeah, and then it's like
[00:18:25] Oh, that's why he wants to be with the prostitute because he's a
[00:18:27] He's a pedophile. We're both freaky in our own ways
[00:18:31] We're both disgusting human beings
[00:18:34] We're like bad in society's eyes a male pedophile or a woman who used to do sex work
[00:18:39] Hey, it's me pedophile Greg peruse
[00:18:44] Sex with children train
[00:18:47] uh little kid train
[00:18:51] Choo-choo
[00:18:52] Maybe trumpet ease up if he just learned how to fuck kids like me that file Greg peruse
[00:19:00] Isn't he's like Kamala or something or he was right horse. Yeah, no Andy. What's his face was
[00:19:06] Yeah, no, he did a second before she heard campaign imploded. Yeah, no, she uh
[00:19:12] Hillary Clinton was like
[00:19:14] God bless everyone who runs for president and the people who work for the campaigns or whatever and Greg peruse responded. Uh
[00:19:23] Thank you madam president
[00:19:26] God
[00:19:29] How old is that motherfucker? He's old as shit. He's gotta be like 60. He's older than that
[00:19:35] He's been there. He's got a comedy since like fucking 1977. No way. Yeah, Greg peruse
[00:19:41] Madam anyone who calls Hillary madam president, but can you imagine just being that like I remember he was on huge line?
[00:19:47] Yeah, I remember being like six and thinking like San Francisco liberals were cool. Oh, he is 60. Yeah, yeah, it's 60
[00:19:55] He's only 60 only 60 interesting
[00:19:58] Um younger than my parents, but like, you know, you get a little bit older and you're like oh, this is lame
[00:20:03] Mm-hmm. People live in a bubble or whatever
[00:20:06] Ryan Styles is also 60
[00:20:08] Wow, I used to Tyler 49 looking good. Yeah, Colin mochre
[00:20:13] Motree is a mo tree. You're right. Mochre
[00:20:16] Colin matry. Yeah, you call it come over here do some fucking improv. Yeah. Um, yeah, anybody else want to know?
[00:20:23] I would like that like an aggressive white trash version who's lying to anybody. Yeah
[00:20:29] Um, okay, we got a we got a train a train conductor that's late to work
[00:20:33] The fuck are you looking at me for fuck you? I I was on Tom. I was already
[00:20:38] Check the fucking clock. I've already been here. I've been here. Yeah, I'll just forgot the clock in
[00:20:42] Yeah, it's a fucking train. It's so fucking black. I was in front of me in the parking lot
[00:20:46] That's why I was late. It should work on its own
[00:20:49] Okay, next scene
[00:20:51] Let's go. I love the props
[00:20:53] Love what if this was my fucking cock?
[00:20:55] Every problem. It is just pool noodles and the old brother cocks. Hey come a drew carry come
[00:21:02] Socks my dick you glasses wearing socks. My dick you glasses fag
[00:21:09] Oh, look who we got here wane brady you fucking
[00:21:12] You fucking
[00:21:16] As long as it anyways walls align because in his mind. I recall I got dibs on fucking saying
[00:21:26] Uh welcome to done dog who's line is it anyway?
[00:21:30] Welcome to sx whose line is it anyway?
[00:21:33] Damn shouts out
[00:21:35] Now just was thinking about the mars supermarket over on golden ring room. Okay, uh community proposition 29b
[00:21:41] petition to change the name of the city from white marsh to no black smarsh
[00:21:48] Yeah, whoo just one guy. Oh, yeah, I was the the guy that dictated this proposal into his phone
[00:21:55] and
[00:21:56] Uh, you know, I just I understand it's sort of a parallel move lateral move
[00:22:01] Yeah, I just learned the word lateral yesterday and I think that's what it is. Yeah, if you only know football because of football
[00:22:08] Yeah
[00:22:11] I'd like to say we do an audible on the name of the town sort of a lateral move
[00:22:18] Oh fuck
[00:22:22] Damn
[00:22:24] Yeah, this episode's brought to you by oreos. Yeah, we're all snacking on oreos makes innocent texts that he thinks he's having a diabetic episode
[00:22:32] I don't have diabetes. Of course not but I will someday you think so. Yeah, I'm putting into work now
[00:22:38] How does that way you have to eat sugar you get to I'm like genetically predisposed to it
[00:22:42] If you're born with it, you get one. Yeah, my dad has diabetes and my mom's like prediabetic
[00:22:47] And she's like eating nothing but fucking like tea leaves for the last three years. Yeah, so she's terrified of it
[00:22:53] No, I mean she was like surprised. It's just like you know if you're like genie. Oh, she's prediabetic
[00:22:59] Yeah, something like that her insulin is like fucked up or something really. Yeah, I think my dad has to take shit for I don't really
[00:23:04] I touch it. Yeah, fuck them. Yeah, if you're old, I mean, you know that shit some if once you get old something fucked up happens
[00:23:11] Yeah, my mom like smokes for like 25 years and I don't think there's any consequences for that really yeah good for her
[00:23:17] Yeah, my mom smoked for a while too when she got pregnant me
[00:23:21] So it's cold turkey. She's like this if what I don't want is to have a fat baby
[00:23:25] I will smoke to protect him from so he becomes yeah, he becomes a tall model with beautiful long hair with all of his teeth
[00:23:35] A skinny tall view with a full extra row of teeth
[00:23:41] Six foot eight
[00:23:43] 110 pounds
[00:23:46] And a hairline that starts a centimeter above his eyebrows
[00:23:50] No, my mother loves me if exactly for who I love you how you are despite who you are
[00:23:57] Yes, like everyone in my life
[00:24:00] This by all my negative. You know what? He's actually all right. I get listen man like I said you'd a lot
[00:24:07] I actually I take it as a compliment that I thrive in this fucked up shell of a body
[00:24:13] Yeah, both of you would crumble under the pressure. Oh my god. My personality is not good. I've got this this you
[00:24:20] Yeah, that's true. You deal with that. I would be the king of reddit. I would probably be happier
[00:24:27] Well, we should do a freaky Friday, but it's a cruel trick. I mean honestly it is kind of like I'm in like a flowers for aldron
[00:24:34] Eat yourself back
[00:24:38] The body retard
[00:24:41] We should do a freaky Friday body switch for like a week, dude. Can we do that?
[00:24:45] I would love that technology
[00:24:47] Herpy dick though because I won't get the raw dog
[00:24:51] That's the whole point of not of having a body. That's not fat. Well, I technically I mean I have mouth herpes
[00:24:57] You don't have cock herpes. I'm
[00:24:59] Well, it's I don't I don't know. Yeah, you know, I mean I've explained it, but yeah
[00:25:04] I'm like just ought to be safe. It's like it's a tough. That's a tough sell. It is yeah
[00:25:10] Because I you know every once in a while you'd like to slip in your cock
[00:25:13] I'm protected, but here's the thing. I think I think I've talked to other people before and they're like
[00:25:19] Oh, that's the one where you just you like get it once and it doesn't come back. It's like no you have herpes
[00:25:23] Yeah, you have genital herpes
[00:25:25] You're deciding not to tell people right right right. Yeah, I think
[00:25:30] 97% of women have herpes. Oh, that's not sure. So I think you could just raw dog especially in Brooklyn especially in Brooklyn. Probably
[00:25:37] Yeah
[00:25:38] That's why I do all my fucking queen
[00:25:40] Where it's clean with a good clean well, that's why it's called queens the queen the pussies are just absolute royal
[00:25:49] It's named after the gorgeous women of the burrow also if you're raw dogging all the time you probably have herpes
[00:25:56] And it's doing it all the time. It's for special occasions
[00:25:59] Hmm, you know yeah, you wear like a chip and dales. They don't even
[00:26:03] Both times you ask they don't test for herpes. No, you have to like no, they don't you have to specifically ask for them to test
[00:26:10] Perfect not if we do that the blood test shit when you get in deep when you do your fucking
[00:26:14] Your physical every year
[00:26:16] I haven't had a physical in like four years. I was recently tested on crystal clear, baby
[00:26:21] Really spotless cock that feels good feels nice clean bill of health. Mm-hmm
[00:26:26] Just to continue to muddy up my little penis
[00:26:29] Running my cock through the mother. It is your dick's too small too small
[00:26:32] It's great. The necessary friction that acquired diseases. Yeah, and I have a protective layer of foreskin
[00:26:39] Which actually is worse you get more disease skin. Yeah skin apparently is not as resilient as cock flesh
[00:26:46] Oh the skin on the outside of your head for people who are uncircumcised
[00:26:51] Get uh AIDS more I think yeah
[00:26:55] But that's not nice. I will never chop move them. I the
[00:26:57] It's been cured honestly to be honest with you. I think it's kind of unfair that gay people only had to live with 15 years of a disease
[00:27:05] Oh hell every other type of arm
[00:27:08] And then they just cure their disease is cured. Yeah, but all the cool gay guys that were fucking a lot dying while Irish people have to deal with
[00:27:16] Severe melanoma. Yeah, no no much
[00:27:20] Our diseases aren't cured. That's true. Yeah, that's a really good
[00:27:24] Cause all the all the money's going in and funneling into the game is almost big gay big gay
[00:27:31] Stop trying to kill the Irish. What if you're the Irishman? That's what that movie's about. That's true
[00:27:36] Robert Nero gets skin disease and his ass blown out by Joe Pesci
[00:27:40] Yeah, I got a text from my dad the other night. It's like if you've seen the Irishman. I'm like, oh well somebody told him about it
[00:27:47] Now it's gonna be
[00:27:49] Do you loved it? No, he didn't even see it. Oh, he didn't see it. No, I guess he like heard Harvey Kitell plays
[00:27:56] Some guy in that movie and he dated that guy's granddaughter and knew in real life. Oh, wow. Yeah, he knew that. Oh, yeah, your dad's from Philly. Yeah
[00:28:05] That's cool. Mm-hmm. That is cool. It is cool. My dad is mafia. My dad is not cool. No, but that's skammo bros with
[00:28:14] The mafia that someone asked him. Oh, yeah
[00:28:16] You and your dad is not even close. You and your dad have sex and then your dad has sex with the mafia
[00:28:21] Well, to be fair that girl probably did get fucked by someone in the mafia. Yeah, it's so funny that that's called ask him up, bros
[00:28:29] Yeah, where did that come from? But definitely not ask him. That's true. No, it's so cold up there
[00:28:33] They have to be running trains constantly. That makes sense. Yeah, or what if there's only one one
[00:28:38] Run trains constantly. Yeah
[00:28:41] Poland
[00:28:43] You know, so I guess I saw that our by mock fry shit is
[00:28:50] Yeah, that was appropriate stuff. Yeah, our box mocks fry is like
[00:28:55] you know
[00:28:56] I could see that on like a little like one of those wooden wood burning, you know, what is this?
[00:29:02] Our box. It was the words outside of Auschwitz on the gates. We'll say you were. We'll set you free
[00:29:07] Which is fucked up, which is kind of like live laugh love. That is true. Yeah, you know, I mean
[00:29:11] We could have
[00:29:14] I would not like it's it's sort of that's a lateral ship. Yep. If you showed up at Auschwitz
[00:29:20] Live laugh love
[00:29:24] Auschwitz was decorated by Etsy stuff
[00:29:27] I don't know about how much laughter there was in there. You know, they're like well if you weren't sent to the showers
[00:29:32] You got sent to no you were making wind chimes
[00:29:34] I yeah, they just met you're just polishing up like a fucking antelope horn right exactly that you're making
[00:29:43] A pajama linen pajamas
[00:29:46] For yeah, for women essential oils for women that give birth to twins, but somehow only gain seven pounds
[00:29:55] I would like to fuck a pregnant lady that keeps it tight me to the glow. I love it or even just not
[00:30:00] Dude, which I would love to have a pregnant wife that I forced the exercise. No, just to stay hot
[00:30:07] I'm gonna drive my Ferrari directly into that jersey wall
[00:30:17] Wait, I saw a headline hold on. I just want to talk about a pregnant lady. I won't have sex with my friend Ashley
[00:30:23] Graham is pregnant. Mm-hmm. Oh the XXL model. She's unbelievable. She's so hot
[00:30:28] And and I would like to have sex with her
[00:30:31] Pregnant or nice pregnant with like eight or nine babies. Yeah, because big bitches have more kids
[00:30:37] She's laying sideways in a box under the porch
[00:30:46] He just opened the box just a bunch of little babies who look exactly like
[00:30:53] I got fat bitches for sale
[00:30:55] We're selling fat bitches
[00:30:59] Mother mother can we take one home?
[00:31:03] How do you know I'll take care of the fat bitch
[00:31:08] Clarence, I'm not getting you another pet
[00:31:11] Remember the kitten, but she's a she's more resilient. She's a big fat so
[00:31:17] She has to be brave unlike the kitten
[00:31:21] The kitten was too delicate, but a big fat bitch
[00:31:23] They have to defend themselves online from trolls
[00:31:28] Okay, I mean I'll raise her to be to be strong against the trolls. Please let me
[00:31:34] Lated to you and your faggot British son want a fat bitch or not
[00:31:40] I ain't got so old days
[00:31:44] Oh fine. I gotta I got some news. Okay. Some guys like hold up
[00:31:49] You got a whole box of fat bitches like I've given an British lady for free you can't
[00:31:57] Sir, we're close get out
[00:32:01] Ladies whistled all his friends are coming over
[00:32:04] Just a bidding war for the box
[00:32:09] Y'all they gotta goddamn they got a box of fat bitches for free
[00:32:13] I want to have sex with the pet two them cheeks
[00:32:23] Yeah around all that's the fat bit yeah, my name is
[00:32:35] What's what you use Adam so the mafia just lifted its ban on homosexuality
[00:32:41] I heard about that. Yeah. Well is that who's got the who's got the the juice to do that?
[00:32:47] Uh the head of as long as they don't parade it in public don't ask don't tell you could be a foot soldier
[00:32:53] Don't ask don't tell especially reach the mafia. I think it was the head of the foot soldier if you know
[00:32:58] I know yeah, I'm trying yeah get a foot in your ass. I'm trying to yeah a whole man's foot in your ass. What?
[00:33:05] No
[00:33:07] I believe it's the head of the
[00:33:10] JJ falabrian
[00:33:14] Mafia
[00:33:16] Italy
[00:33:26] A
[00:33:28] And drug it tough family hold on Adam. Whoa. What is the name of it? The
[00:33:40] Did did you yeah
[00:33:52] Um, yeah, I love to be dude
[00:33:54] See I only saw the headline of that and it said the mafia guys hit the boss the boss's son
[00:34:01] Drag queen, but I'm so beautiful. This isn't the article that I was gonna be Greg when that boss is dead in two weeks
[00:34:07] 100% will come in the sun and dead and like he's sleeping in the fall
[00:34:11] Now there's a car into a bullet
[00:34:17] Although it would be nice for the mafia to get progressive man, you know
[00:34:19] Gay guys would probably make good hit men and they'd probably be better getting fucked, you know, it seems like ass sex is messy
[00:34:27] Mm-hmm, but see they're Italian so they were always kind of doing that shit in secret being gay. Oh, yeah
[00:34:33] Yeah, actually I mean the like all the pedophile stuff grows out of like gay honeypot operations that were set up between
[00:34:42] Uh the mafia and Roy cone
[00:34:44] Really yeah, the mafia used to do that shit. They would entrap people with gay stuff so to for what just
[00:34:52] Blackmail them. Yeah leverage or whatever gotcha and then they're going the way the way the government stole it from
[00:34:57] Oh, dude. Always stealing mmm
[00:35:00] Fuck look at the us government fucking gentrifying gay honeypot operations from the Italians the first poc
[00:35:08] the world's first apparently in 92 john
[00:35:11] John johnny boy. Don motto. That's the thing with this Jersey city shooting
[00:35:17] Oh, yeah, what's that?
[00:35:18] Did happen so black israelites shot up a I mean the story from the cops is black israelites shot up a kosher
[00:35:24] But they're not violent the black israelites
[00:35:27] Anyways, they shot up a coshua shout out people
[00:35:31] Um
[00:35:32] That's like
[00:35:33] But you know, it's kind of like when you do fractions and you like cross off the common denominators
[00:35:38] So jewish out the window. Yeah, so what you got now is black people shooting up a bunch of white people who like over the last
[00:35:45] Couple of years have moved in and bought up all the property in
[00:35:49] Jersey city or creating like a white only neighborhood for them and other white people with white schools
[00:35:56] Yep, or whatever. So it's like isn't this shooting kind of
[00:36:01] The like a good thing. Yep, you know, I agree with you. Isn't it isn't this what we should be wanting
[00:36:07] As
[00:36:09] We should be supporting the mass shootings as long as black people do it to gentrifiers
[00:36:13] Right. Yeah, I mean look if it was it was regular black people shooting up jews
[00:36:18] And it would be a problem because it's in it from my understanding. That's intersectionality
[00:36:24] But when it's black jews on jews shooting up white jews
[00:36:28] We call it a draw you fucking the jews cancel out jews cancel out
[00:36:32] That's just math and then it's actually what carl marks would this is what carl marks actually wrote about in das copy thali
[00:36:39] Yeah, yeah, they're landlords and oh dude
[00:36:43] They are they literally are landlords in hogging and hogging das copy tell that's what I want to read
[00:36:50] Baby. Yep, dude. Yeah
[00:36:53] The to the fucking skinny people
[00:36:55] The fat people need to seize the means of producing ice cream from no you eat more ice cream. No, we're capitalist
[00:37:02] No, we seize the means of producing the ice cream
[00:37:04] We make our own ice cream and we enjoy it because we're the people that like it the most
[00:37:08] Yeah, definitely a black you can have a little bit of ice cream that you need
[00:37:11] That's what comedy is to each is his own needs cats can have a little so you can have a little bit cats can have a little
[00:37:16] But I will have a lot
[00:37:18] No, the state the state is gonna seize your ice cream bro
[00:37:21] Cats are going to have a lot of ice. I seize the means of production as a fat man and I give you a skinny man a little bit of ice cream
[00:37:27] As your own needs is the creams of production. See's the creams of production. Yeah
[00:37:32] I don't think that's how it fucking goes. Yeah, okay
[00:37:35] Squy because you fucked more girls with rose emojis in their twitter handle than me bitch. No, I've never fucked one. Yeah. Oh, okay for sure
[00:37:43] No, let's check those DM check. Let's do a quick DM check
[00:37:47] Let's see Adam Adam fucked a lot of girls don't
[00:37:53] listen to black women
[00:38:00] That's how you say listen to fat voices. Thank you Nick fat. Thank you spaces
[00:38:08] lived
[00:38:09] Body fat. Thank you. Absolutely. I said everything. Fat bodies. Listen to fat bodies
[00:38:15] Pat is it a man or a woman
[00:38:21] Yeah, shut out the gender queer icon pat the first day them on television. Mm-hmm. Oh, that is true. Mm-hmm
[00:38:28] It's pat from s. N. L
[00:38:31] And Adam you can actually pat my dick and my balls with your tongue. It was a girl
[00:38:36] We'd never know I never figured it out. We'll never know
[00:38:40] Oh muffled. Mm-hmm play the guitar muffled
[00:38:46] Oh wait, that's too high-five
[00:38:50] Oh, yeah
[00:38:52] Yeah, something like that muddy dude muddy water some little some some the guy
[00:38:57] The guy who sold his soul to the devil. Did he get a guitar? No, that's Robert Johnson. Just Robert Downey Johnson
[00:39:03] Robert
[00:39:06] That's true is Robert Johnson shut the fuck up though. How about a guy that's like
[00:39:10] Hey, everybody. It's me Robert down in junior
[00:39:13] Okay, that's good. I get it very good
[00:39:24] Yeah, just like like a down syndrome guy and they're giving him the helmet and he's like just like iron man
[00:39:28] You're like that's right. That's right. Robert. Just like iron man. It's your superpower. Yeah
[00:39:37] If you had a child especially did you name them Robert downey down?
[00:39:40] I would be the best mom to that kid. You honestly would be I would I would you would love that would I would a little slugger
[00:39:46] I would adore him. You honestly would have no idea. You know, it's awesome. You literally would like have your friends over
[00:39:52] As many friends over as many home play video games all day anyways
[00:40:00] Do you have mover?
[00:40:04] Hell yeah, dude. Just eating Oreos with your fucking yeah with your down syndrome ass like my cadre
[00:40:12] Your boys my cat cadre
[00:40:15] cadre file
[00:40:16] That somebody just wants to fuck their boys cadre cadre cadre cadre
[00:40:20] I don't know what I'm saying. What did you just do? I don't think I've ever heard you just make cadre cadre
[00:40:26] What do you Israeli now? French
[00:40:30] Why do is why does this really sound French because they do the R's like cuddle roll? Oh?
[00:40:37] I've a small
[00:40:43] And what language is that?
[00:40:45] Hebrew really and Yiddish to do the same thing
[00:40:49] No, Yiddish sounds a little bit more disgusting shut up
[00:40:53] Silence
[00:40:55] I might replace silence with shut up shut the fuck we should yeah, let's see how that sounds
[00:41:02] Shut up
[00:41:04] Shut the fuck up
[00:41:06] Hold on. Let me get one
[00:41:08] Hold on
[00:41:09] It takes a while to reset. That's okay. We got time, dude. All right. Go for it
[00:41:14] No, bitch
[00:41:16] You like that. Let me try it again. Mmm. How about no bitch
[00:41:23] You like it, it's okay. It's all right. I'll try some stuff man
[00:41:28] I have a little dick my dick juice more because I am gay
[00:41:33] I think it's more than I am gay. I've never had sex with a woman's pussy. I like to suck off guys
[00:41:41] Fuck a big fresh pies and I suck off guys. I'm clearance the baker
[00:41:45] I have gay sex. I've never had a woman in my bed
[00:41:48] I'm Clarence the baker and they love clapping them thighs guys can't wait to fuck me
[00:41:53] They come in the bakery and they say band over and you know what I can't wait to service them brothers
[00:42:01] In Vietnam I develop the taste the drink ain't come
[00:42:05] And betraying my race
[00:42:08] I'm Clarence the baker. I'm playing I'm Clarence the baker. I'm gay as hell. I want to be a dog
[00:42:13] I
[00:42:21] Okay
[00:42:30] Black blacks need not apply
[00:42:33] He just has sex with white men with white men or it sounds like asian if he developed a taste in Vietnam
[00:42:39] You know, yeah, he's very into a profit. Who for example?
[00:42:42] Yeah, dude flipped it on
[00:42:46] Southeast Asian men enterprise that's an enterprising young man right there, dude
[00:42:50] Right. There's a hole in the market hole in the market and it's ass
[00:42:53] No, no video that seat guy masturbating the other dude
[00:42:57] And then kicking and kicking him down
[00:43:01] Who the fuck are you doing that at bra?
[00:43:04] It's whack
[00:43:06] Incredibly that was so awesome his full turban dick urban kind of spins a little bit
[00:43:13] Spins it first
[00:43:16] And then he just goes and is like a bullock
[00:43:19] Yeah
[00:43:22] Which is dick away turns around
[00:43:24] It gets dick gets put away by the slap that's true
[00:43:27] Slapped him so hard his dick went back in his pants. He slapped his dick back in the pants
[00:43:33] That was awesome
[00:43:35] Fuck i'll tell you folks they want to take stuff like that away from us
[00:43:39] No, and that's why you got a call. You got a vote. You got a call in them jeremy corbin for five dollars
[00:43:45] You can sponsor a child that thinks racism is funny. Mm-hmm all the way in in Georgia
[00:43:50] Yeah, the country that's right
[00:43:53] That's a little kid with a rat tail. Oh, yeah, just doing curls pull-ups listening to electronica right now electronica. He hates kazix
[00:44:01] Yep. Oh this is for those of you who are worried. This is white on white racism white on white racism
[00:44:08] So you feel if you're some kind of liberal pussy
[00:44:11] Don't worry. Yeah, this show ain't uh for the liberal snowflakes
[00:44:17] We are we're a free speech podcast. You're one of these liberal snowflakes
[00:44:22] Maybe you should
[00:44:24] Blow my penis. That's so true. I was just thinking where's that what does that mean snowflake?
[00:44:29] It's like no two snowflakes are the same. Oh, so everyone's special that kind of vibe. Yeah, and they're well
[00:44:35] I also think it's like they melt easy
[00:44:38] No, I think it's just it
[00:44:40] It stems from special snowflake words
[00:44:43] Yeah, the idea is that it's a generation of people that were told they were special growing up by Barney
[00:44:49] And so now they demonstrate how special and unique they are by demanding that you don't say the n-word the people who don't look like them
[00:45:00] Which is exactly what a self-centered yep person would do is be a rich white person that demands the police stop killing black people
[00:45:08] I hate the kind of selfish
[00:45:11] You can expect from a special from generation me. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:45:16] What was just Adam do you have a story about Barney having sex or something? Yeah, I had a story, but that was between us
[00:45:25] I thought you know about my time. I can't believe I got kicked off Instagram for doing an Asian
[00:45:31] Oh, really you kick off Instagram
[00:45:32] They deleted the post and I wasn't allowed to post for a while to put me in a little bad boy
[00:45:36] That was pretty racist. Mm-hmm. That I gotta say that was I mean I enjoyed it look at me wrong
[00:45:42] I had a nice laugh, but I think that was maybe should have stayed in the boys chat
[00:45:47] Dude, I fucking sent that to my cousin in the laughs and then like two hours later. He was like oh, I didn't even realize you changed Barney
[00:45:54] Wait, it was yellow. I know so other people forget that Barney's not yellow. He's purple. Yeah. Well, there was a dinosaur
[00:46:01] That was yellow one that was yellow girl girl the girl and the girl was Chinese
[00:46:06] She was that's canon. Yeah, it was her name was Kim Kim Lao
[00:46:10] Kim Lao
[00:46:12] Kim Lao the Chinese dinosaur
[00:46:15] Well, you don't think that dinosaurs in China? Yeah, he'd be like, okay everybody we're all gonna clean up
[00:46:21] And then she's like oh Bonnie. You're so funny. I like that you wanted to fuck him. You find me Bonnie
[00:46:26] She was she was flirting with her. No, but she also likes tidiness and then the kids are like we love you Barney
[00:46:32] Fuck you Kim Lao
[00:46:34] The kids hate
[00:46:37] That was a big person. Yeah
[00:46:39] This is kind of the US government kind of a sign out to get us already started to hate the Chinese
[00:46:45] It was Kim Lao's job to clean up after the children months. They were done playing. Yeah, fuck you Kim
[00:46:50] Oh, they're spilling their chocolate milks on the floor. Yeah clean this up. Fuck you. Go back to your country. You Kim Lao
[00:46:56] Stupid bitch. Okay. I have to clean clean up now
[00:47:01] Okay, everybody. I hope we had a good time making a mess
[00:47:04] Let's think about all the stuff we did today. We talked about Julia B and fat and now it's okay
[00:47:14] And Carlos is from Mexico
[00:47:17] So he calls his grandma a different name and his parents are allowed to slap him
[00:47:25] It's part of their culture
[00:47:30] His parents are allowed to slap
[00:47:32] You know Chinese dinosaurs just shuffling around in the back cleaning stuff up clean up faster Kim Lao
[00:47:40] Yeah, so that was
[00:47:44] That was Barney. That was similar to my Barney story
[00:47:47] Yeah, wasn't the guy who was Barney like he doesn't even he's an original fucks a lot. He fucked Adam
[00:47:52] As a boy. I could have swore I heard something. No when you were a child actor. You auditioned for Barney
[00:47:56] I was a background on Barney for a couple seasons
[00:47:59] Nice. No, but is that the story you as a you audition? No, I only had one audition. It was for Carl's junior commercial
[00:48:06] And I forgot my lines, but they molested you anyway
[00:48:09] No, my Israeli agent yelled at me and my parents said that they didn't want me acting anymore
[00:48:15] They said it was inappropriate to yell that way at a kid
[00:48:18] That's actually I'm kind of shocked your dad took that approach
[00:48:21] I would have thought he would have tried to milk you the money. No, he wanted to protect this beautiful boy
[00:48:26] Dude, I'm right actor who played Barney the dinosaur is now a tantric sex healer
[00:48:31] Let me see 50 or four year old joiner. We didn't doubt you anytime. You're like, oh apparently that guy goes to sex club
[00:48:38] like yeah, you know the
[00:48:40] Stop read it in the news. I currently Clint Howard's penis is 5.96 inches
[00:48:46] I bet your clinic hour does have a little dig dude for sure and it's probably fucked up like his face
[00:48:52] Mm-hmm. I can't stop Barney was black on the man was black. It's black man. Yeah, Blarney the Blarnissor
[00:49:01] Blarney Blarney the blurper Blarnissor
[00:49:04] He chart David joiner charges female clients who whom he calls them got who he calls goddesses
[00:49:10] 350 a dollars for three to four hours of ritual bath chakra
[00:49:15] What do you want to bet and massage that you need to on the client list
[00:49:19] For sure. She's you watch that jig of wool press conference la dime dao
[00:49:26] Fontroy la doo doo jaferson
[00:49:29] Mm-hmm. I truly wish more people would try to see the spiritual side of tanger and not think of all about the sex
[00:49:35] He rules dude. He charges women to eat their pussy
[00:49:41] I do too. I'm jealous dude. I want this I charge charges goddesses to eat their pussy
[00:49:47] That's the best part of having big beard too is if you eat two pussies in a row you can give them infections
[00:49:52] You can spread viruses between yeah with your spongey like beard. Yeah, and that's what they deserve dude winners
[00:50:01] You're trying to weaponize pussy eating dude. Yeah, we don't have to be afraid of them
[00:50:05] So the thing is they don't understand when it's like that boys
[00:50:08] It's just sync up. Mm-hmm. You know like bluetooth devices. Yeah, that's the best they can hope for they don't understand brotherhood
[00:50:15] No, no, they don't not at all. They'll never get there's no there's no friendship and never get imagine a movie like me
[00:50:21] It is a movie like 300
[00:50:23] But women never it would suck they couldn't have done that though you could see all their titties which would be cool
[00:50:30] That would be an element of it that I think would be so semi-interested yeah all the women in the world teamed up
[00:50:35] And they couldn't even stop Harvey Weinstein
[00:50:37] He's getting 25 million dollars you see that
[00:50:46] They're paying on 25 million dollars. I don't believe they're paying him
[00:50:52] I think I do not believe they're paying him a
[00:50:55] Settlement with his victims. They have to say sorry. They have to apologize to him and they have to suck his dad
[00:51:01] And I don't believe that's exactly the soft. That's what I read online
[00:51:05] Although apparently he doesn't pay any of his own money insurance pays it and he's not admitting wrong doing oh damn
[00:51:11] I'm gonna get that insurance. Yeah, he has to call up Geico
[00:51:16] Like do you have how much 300 dollars a month if I want to eat positive where does
[00:51:22] The La Hues does her paws
[00:51:25] We're with past if I want to pause just out of her mind, bro. Oh really she always was did you see this?
[00:51:31] I'm Broadway Empire. Yeah, I'm part of my empire and it's fucking Steve Buschami play
[00:51:38] He's the guy that invented musicals in the 20s the game off here
[00:51:44] Listen I fucking own this town and if anyone's having gay sex, I'm the one sanctioning
[00:51:50] Don't forget your fucking place kid
[00:51:52] Michael pit plays a young gay man if anyone's having gay sex. I get a case. I learned that I have gay sex in the war
[00:52:00] Now I'm back. You got half his cock blown off. I'm a little cock man ready to do it for you sucky
[00:52:06] Sucky Tom's
[00:52:08] Succie Coxin lesson kid. You know what Broadway was before I got here a bunch of meat factories
[00:52:15] And I said what if we just prance around like homos and suck each other off
[00:52:18] a
[00:52:21] Lot of money to be made sucking each other's cacks in sequin jumpsuits. That's why we had to team up with the Jewish mom
[00:52:30] Because they love producing and they're also gay
[00:52:34] Then it's board all got part good should I watch it I watched the first
[00:52:38] Yeah, I watched the first two when they aired and like I remember liking it a lot
[00:52:42] But I was living in a garage at the time. Yeah, yeah, it was on. Yeah
[00:52:46] I was like I saw the episode where paz is teeties time for that. I lied of my day
[00:52:50] That's right. Yeah, she used to fuck Nookie in the show, right? She fucked everybody. She fucks Michael Shannon
[00:52:56] She does is he in the show? He corrupts. Oh, yeah, that show has the Michaels pit. I've got I've got pussy for the first time
[00:53:04] I tasted push a oh right. Finally. I finally got pussy. He likes self-flagellates or whatever like he's like a religious nut or something
[00:53:12] Yeah, well, I got our religious nut for you right here pal
[00:53:14] What is a holy bust? Yep, Nookie Thompson more strap on last night and fucked me in my ass
[00:53:22] That sounds like Denzel and no he's I years ago. I started doing Michael Shannon. You have
[00:53:29] Haven't heard him speak in years
[00:53:31] He doesn't like that picture where he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt. I've got a picture where I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt
[00:53:38] Alright, okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right Jake. I
[00:53:42] Didn't know you had gay sex
[00:53:48] All right, Nookie, what we're gonna do is I'm gonna have gay sex with you and then you're gonna have gay sex with me
[00:53:57] Yeah, that's good man. I love Broadway empire. It's not about what you can prove it so you can fuck
[00:54:06] It was about
[00:54:08] Oh doctor, I would love to just you find like a like a show where no one knows me
[00:54:14] Yeah, you do a drop in it carolines. I'm like yeah, I heard Harvey Weinstein
[00:54:19] Bill Cosby become pretty good friends in prison
[00:54:24] Oh, they got you in here all the same bullshit
[00:54:31] Got me in here for
[00:54:33] I'll tell you what yeah
[00:54:40] Boy
[00:54:49] They've cut your mike you're just yelling
[00:54:54] You got away with it longer than I did it's because you're Jewish
[00:54:59] Dude honestly if you close with that and you're opening for like Damon Waynes
[00:55:06] You would crush I mean I'd I want to I want to get to that point just only wearing sweat clothes
[00:55:12] Just horrifically addicted to pain pills
[00:55:15] Spots like that sweating
[00:55:19] Completely gone
[00:55:20] Because people who like like the show 20 years ago who are now much better comedians than I ever was
[00:55:26] Yeah, you came in sweatpants and dress nice to me
[00:55:33] Tears in their eyes
[00:55:35] They're calling their friends or they'll bond it over listening. Yeah, like dude is they can just see me nodding off
[00:55:41] And dunking donuts across the street from Caroline
[00:55:46] You sure you don't need a ride. I'm good man. I'm good brother
[00:55:49] I'm good. I'm seeing it. Yeah, no, I'm just gonna sleep in I got a phone call. I gotta take with yeah
[00:55:56] Yeah, no tell my agent
[00:55:58] that
[00:56:00] Fuck it
[00:56:02] These two ladies even pretend that
[00:56:05] Just dropping the phone hey any of you guys got a soundboard
[00:56:09] Let's get the guys back to you remember Suki Thompson and who remembers rain man that movie came out 65 years ago
[00:56:28] None of us remember rain man
[00:56:30] That movie came out 20 years before the Freedom Tower was was blown up by Israelis
[00:56:41] In 2022 that we all 9-eleven to is remember 9-eleven to the truth reveal
[00:56:51] No one remembers it except you
[00:56:53] We're not that old
[00:57:05] Oh fuck the man peeling off the mask
[00:57:12] The truth revealed brother
[00:57:15] It's like the end of the matrix three fucking the yo goes in that room the guys like I've been waiting for you
[00:57:20] Oh
[00:57:23] You thought it was machines now
[00:57:27] It was the Jews it was asked we've been doing it the whole time who are you?
[00:57:33] We're called Jews
[00:57:35] We didn't put any in the simulation initially we did and you people found us too annoying
[00:57:42] They were killing you themselves
[00:57:44] Killed them
[00:57:48] In the original version of nature
[00:57:50] including the Jews
[00:57:52] kept leading the war and too many people were jumping off bridges
[00:57:56] Talking about how drafty it was they didn't want to have to listen to us anymore
[00:58:01] Crazy the second version of the matrix
[00:58:03] That's a good one
[00:58:10] How do you feel about these last couple riffs Adam?
[00:58:13] I think they were funny enough
[00:58:15] They paid off
[00:58:17] That's good
[00:58:19] Comitically, that's good. That's how you feel
[00:58:21] You know you can do you can do stuff that you know you can do anything as long as it's funny
[00:58:27] That's that's that's what I think
[00:58:29] That's so
[00:58:30] I think that's why I think that's why I think yeah, we've talked about a couple things on here that I think
[00:58:36] I have some truth to them though. Oh, absolutely. I don't know about that
[00:58:39] I think that's really that's really what makes things really funny. Yeah, is when there's a true
[00:58:43] We need to know the speaking truth to power. That's what is funny is being saying something important
[00:58:48] Well, you say a lot it's true to power and if you notice power has six letters in the word and there's six points on the
[00:58:55] Okay, all right. All right. All right. Next is kind of drawing some
[00:59:02] Conclu- just kind of something to look at. I'm just drawing you can literally draw a match from each letter in the word
[00:59:08] We're not saying anything definitive. We're just asking questions. Yeah. Is there anything wrong with that Adam?
[00:59:13] Yeah, um, I guess not asking questions simple questions fair even questions
[00:59:19] What's going on in the basement of the Holocaust?
[00:59:21] I've been wondering it's owned by the American government. No, there's multiple Holocaust museums. I thought you were talking about
[00:59:31] Notice that there's there's one place tactically in every part of the world where you would need to release mind control gas
[00:59:43] Talk to any architect talk to any city planner. They'll tell you we've got an expert
[00:59:48] I saw this guy. He was on rogue in the other day. He's an ex. He's a professor of gas at the University of New Hampshire
[00:59:55] He's a professor of the gas the scarecrow from Batman uses
[01:00:01] Well, that's scary that was scary
[01:00:04] Mm-hmm. He was talking about using alien technology to make your penis bigger. Oh, that hold on
[01:00:11] Do we get him on the horn? Yeah, can we get him in the mix? We get him on the phone
[01:00:16] Yeah, can you get on the fucking fame but a but a but a but a but a I'm gay. Oh
[01:00:22] Yeah, we gotta start learning to turn now listen pal you guys you're out there. What is Dennis Miller sound like?
[01:00:28] No, it's like start with cha-ching cha-ching. Yeah, that'll be the ground. You have to actually do the impression
[01:00:33] You can't just say the words that he says so go for
[01:00:40] Silent
[01:00:42] It's like I'm gonna get a shot. Don't buzzer. Oh, yeah
[01:00:46] Yeah, the buzzer we definitely need yeah, oh
[01:00:49] You're gay a lie detector test the lie detector. Oh my god
[01:00:57] Damn, I miss the days of doing the lie detector all the time the buzzer the lie detector
[01:01:03] Those were good times, man. I guide detector. I'm waving it over at him. Yep
[01:01:08] Beep beep beep beep. Hold on. Okay now I'm waving at him
[01:01:15] Yep, no pointed to me and you at the same time
[01:01:20] Yeah, it went off so I
[01:01:23] Don't know what that was it sounds like somebody's a woman is touching
[01:01:27] What do you mean that is what it sounds like all right? I won't touch your buttons anymore
[01:01:32] Loosen up my buttons babe and you ain't see nothing
[01:01:36] Loosen up my fucking button loosen up my penis baby
[01:01:42] I've got a little penis in the big city
[01:01:50] Here's what
[01:01:52] Our network prime time talking to these network prime time I can't do something that completely a name like that fascinate us our culture is gone from
[01:02:09] So true dad so true people think Pharaoh spelled with an F these days I
[01:02:15] Sucked his cock one time. Yeah. Yeah, you fucked Dennis getting getting your penis shocked by a
[01:02:20] Chirabic Greek man
[01:02:23] Feels almost as good as plugging in a console
[01:02:27] Television back in the days when Daryl Hannah used to show her pussy behind the
[01:02:32] Club 54 fucking who remembers Dan quail
[01:02:40] Yeah, it's kind of like driving the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile in the fucking
[01:02:46] McGovern 84
[01:02:48] You know ref dude good reference. Where's the beef the beef is in my ass
[01:02:54] Reminds me it's getting fucked in the ass my man's cock mind me the old days when they didn't allow blacks in restaurants
[01:03:02] Dennis were you even alive where that was really going on man? No, I'm from San Francisco
[01:03:08] But about a bit of a little bit is he from Pittsburgh is from Pittsburgh
[01:03:12] Him and Michael Keaton. Yeah, I know his brother Michael penis, you know Dennis
[01:03:18] What is Michael Keaton's name was Michael penis?
[01:03:20] I still would think it was cool. Dude. I played Batman. It was great at Batman like a marquee just says penis. Yeah
[01:03:42] Yeah, no, I'm trying forcing myself to get on that level
[01:03:46] I love it. That'd be cool. He's a great actor tonight on inside the actor studio. I sit down
[01:03:54] With Hollywood actor Michael
[01:03:58] I'm James faggot
[01:04:04] Is that Michael Shannon, but it's Michael penis
[01:04:08] Good to me. Yeah, how would you know the difference? I'm character actor. I'm actor Michael penis
[01:04:16] A lot of people confuse me with the actor Michael penis you played that man
[01:04:21] But I'm a different Michael penis
[01:04:25] Michael G penis my name is Michael G penis
[01:04:29] With the black actor Michael Michael K. Peenice
[01:04:33] Yeah, Michael K penis Michael balls penis
[01:04:44] As many of you good friends with black actor Michael balls
[01:04:54] We share a namesake
[01:04:56] I was
[01:04:59] When I was parent from my role in revolutionary role died I drove myself mad by sucking penis
[01:05:09] Yeah, Michael balls penis. Yeah, you know, I'm read it was very nice working with Mr. Balls penis
[01:05:16] Yeah, Mikey I call him Mikey on Saturday BP balls penis
[01:05:32] When I was in Superman I worked closely with Robert Downey penis
[01:05:37] His named after his mother Robert Downey vagina
[01:05:49] That's why we'll do it. Yes, that's why you wake up in the morning man
[01:05:54] For a riff like Michael penis. So I put my pants on I am actually in the community theater with Michael balls penis and
[01:06:03] Jonathan diarrhea
[01:06:05] And Scarlett vagina
[01:06:12] Well
[01:06:16] Yeah
[01:06:18] He in the movie Batman Michael penis you're watching inside the actor studio with Michael Shannon penis
[01:06:27] Michael penis formerly known as Michael Shannon
[01:06:30] I changed for because they said Shannon sounded like a girl's name
[01:06:39] It would have been in Barry people didn't I didn't want to be confused with
[01:06:45] She the bed the others the Shannon bitch from 902 1. Oh, yeah, whatever her fucking name
[01:06:52] Shannon who
[01:06:54] Shannen Doherty. Yeah, I didn't want to be confused with Shannon Doherty. I changed my name to Shannon P
[01:07:01] Now now I'm I'm actor
[01:07:31] I think I might be a gas leak
[01:07:48] I didn't want people thinking I was that bitch from 902 1. Oh, so I had to change my name to Shannon's balls penis
[01:07:56] Now people confuse me with the actor Michael
[01:08:07] Well folks thank you for paying money to listen
[01:08:15] Love you for listening
[01:08:18] Okay, okay time to turn this up man dick everybody
[01:08:22] So by Nick shirts by my calendar on sale now and I've got a lot of dates coming up Milwaukee Appleton Chicago
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[01:08:35] Stop it. More is the last funny mom's of the year if you hear this in time out. It'll be fun. Bye