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Cum Town | Premium | 12/30/2019

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[00:00:07] no
[00:00:08] it's okay i think we're gonna go ahead and do that we're gonna go ahead and
[00:00:10] just say we're gonna go ahead and start talking about that thing to talk about
[00:00:13] that thing i lied to nik and stop before the episode about started and i got caught
[00:00:18] you feel bad about yourself i do feel bad about it and publicly apologize that's
[00:00:22] good wait a second am i low
[00:00:24] uh...
[00:00:25] am i even on
[00:00:26] you
[00:00:27] are
[00:00:28] on
[00:00:29] i hear you
[00:00:30] can you hear me
[00:00:31] i hear you
[00:00:32] i feel low but i don't give a fuck
[00:00:34] you feel low
[00:00:35] you may be here
[00:00:36] you personally no
[00:00:38] the whole fall you have me personally you guys are good
[00:00:41] as a good
[00:00:42] uh... i'm gay
[00:00:44] maybe i sound muffled or something muffled on what's the what we can do about that
[00:00:48] what about scrumful does that help
[00:00:50] i don't fucking know dude
[00:00:52] uh...
[00:00:52] is a little more clear i don't fucking know man i think that's what
[00:00:56] it sounds better huh
[00:00:57] yeah whatever
[00:00:59] i don't look fucking care of my biggest
[00:01:04] boxing
[00:01:06] is that canada
[00:01:08] uh... in the
[00:01:10] it's from australia mike each from all straight
[00:01:12] it's packed up all the jews and so back when i came from it
[00:01:17] i'm eating a no more jews
[00:01:19] these guys tried to sneak in here
[00:01:21] no more sneaky reduce this is for the prisoners not the lawyers
[00:01:26] this place is for every age he's we wouldn't end up in prison we're gonna
[00:01:30] we're gonna give you the burden appeal
[00:01:34] would you be mad if you got the port from australia adam adam lied to
[00:01:37] party from australia
[00:01:40] i'm lied about
[00:01:41] sleeping
[00:01:42] with
[00:01:43] a
[00:01:44] man yes
[00:01:46] and then i told them the truth
[00:01:48] that you actually sucked in yeah
[00:01:50] you sucked in
[00:01:50] it was no no ask you didn't give up the pussy but you gave up the head
[00:01:54] well we didn't sleep next to each other
[00:01:58] listening to grown man pocket
[00:02:01] completed on time there in the no chance that i'm maturing emotionally
[00:02:04] never
[00:02:05] it's too late for it to happen i'd never
[00:02:09] if it was gonna happen it would have happened by this is who i'll be a
[00:02:12] lie down no one knows
[00:02:14] what the effect this kind of personality will have on a child probably worse
[00:02:19] it'll be worse
[00:02:20] i'll become a father and it'll be even worse
[00:02:25] uh... i can't wait to ruin a child yeah
[00:02:28] the thing gets blown up
[00:02:29] mmm because of war
[00:02:32] because we're fighting for the resources brother yeah you ever see mad max
[00:02:37] yeah but it's like the mean strongman create gay times gay times create good
[00:02:41] times good times creates jj walker
[00:02:44] and jj walker creates dynamite
[00:02:49] that's that is a good me so we're headed towards
[00:02:52] what about jj abrams on jj abram jj walker creates jj abrams
[00:02:57] what's up with jj abrams just trying to try to try to be like maybe if i make
[00:03:00] this money people think i'm black
[00:03:02] that's true that's what you always doing it's for us and he's talking that
[00:03:06] drive to his talk to the job i'm sick and tired of it personally and we're
[00:03:09] going to start was an every character going big land on
[00:03:13] that would be cool it's called lando wars black space that fight over a park
[00:03:17] in space that's good as two guys with a cattle act to take up the entire block
[00:03:21] and the the competing for the park in space and that's gonna be star wars
[00:03:25] uh...
[00:03:27] yeah
[00:03:28] but it
[00:03:29] will be in space i was in line at right aid today and it was like
[00:03:34] there was a a black dude in front of me
[00:03:37] who was like
[00:03:38] you know the greens on it i don't want to be like the guy look like a drug deal
[00:03:41] you know yeah
[00:03:43] you know leather jacket very like a new jack city kind of what was awesome
[00:03:47] but he brings really everybody was like maybe
[00:03:50] maybe in his like mid to late thirties
[00:03:52] uh-huh
[00:03:53] and then there was an older black guy behind
[00:03:56] and then a younger black guy the cash register
[00:04:00] and all portra recon guys security guard were you horny
[00:04:03] uh... no i just returned by candy okay
[00:04:06] and all this the older black i
[00:04:08] says to the fucking
[00:04:10] you got behind the counter
[00:04:12] who's like seventeen or whatever is like a unit that some dumb fucking old guy Joe
[00:04:16] yet and he starts talking to security guard is like
[00:04:19] a security you know whatever the guys just he's all he's just fucking old yeah
[00:04:23] and he's just saying it's not his bits
[00:04:26] seems like this is material he's like you know america but we're blessed to make
[00:04:30] it to another christmas or whatever is like
[00:04:32] you know i'll be fifty
[00:04:34] in january it's a blessing to make it to fifty you know did you make it
[00:04:37] that you know you just keep talking about
[00:04:39] and the guy in front of me is getting like pissed
[00:04:41] and uh... like it you know that the rings the other rings getting pissed and
[00:04:45] then the fucking like
[00:04:46] you know the the guy behind me's like talking to security guard
[00:04:50] and he's like cuz you know it's crazy out there now the guys like yet it's
[00:04:53] getting worse you know he's like i was born sixty three you know it's the
[00:04:56] younger generation you know doing knockout game stuff for well hell yeah
[00:05:00] and then the older black guys like get the crazy they don't know what it is you
[00:05:04] know in the guy in front of me's like
[00:05:05] you're talking this bullshit ain't nobody talking about the police killing
[00:05:08] black kid
[00:05:10] and he likes storms out in the guys like you forgot your receipt man and he's
[00:05:14] like i don't need it and then he's like like ran out and peeled out in the
[00:05:17] parking lot and it was like
[00:05:19] thank god no one asked me what i thought
[00:05:21] that i have a
[00:05:24] a good lord
[00:05:26] and like just being terrified that somebody's gonna be like you have to weigh
[00:05:29] in on this one you right
[00:05:31] that it's like i don't know what do you think i'm like please just let me buy
[00:05:35] this i just want to get i just need this research
[00:05:37] please just you guys fight amongst each other out of star it's part of the
[00:05:41] plan that you kind of do this oh adam in that situation would have been like
[00:05:44] guys guys you're on the same brothers brothers brothers we're all in
[00:05:49] style brothers yeah listen we're all from bed
[00:05:52] bedford stavas and the live us one ladies and gentlemen
[00:05:55] adam freeland has done it again a viral video of him using the n-word
[00:06:00] at a right aid and he's like no you're just different kinds of
[00:06:04] of i'm not saying that you want it's that there's
[00:06:08] look i'm just saying that
[00:06:16] good lord no who will stop him i was quoting most
[00:06:20] death yeah all jokes aside i would have started a
[00:06:23] a rap cipher yeah and i would have
[00:06:27] you would have i would have spent some conscious bars you know you would either
[00:06:30] have tried to record them on your phone no stop that
[00:06:38] god damn that rocks no it was the most uncomfortable place to be
[00:06:42] that's the middle of the white man standing in between that
[00:06:45] intergenerational conflict about it's a play you're basically watching like a
[00:06:49] Tyler Perry a scene of the title of the movie yeah
[00:06:52] gives that that in the middle of fences yeah
[00:06:56] i'm like i just uh i have a cold in him he's a candy bar to feel better
[00:07:03] what kind of candy i just it would be great i should have just been like
[00:07:06] i'm learning how to buy things dude that's a hundred percent what you do
[00:07:11] yeah if you're ever in that situation pretend to be mentally
[00:07:14] i'm learning how to buy things i love everybody you should just say like oh
[00:07:18] you have your own credit cards and you try
[00:07:22] yes yes we they teach you that now we drive now
[00:07:27] the younger generations know how to do that stop now
[00:07:35] i didn't expect as many firewall ups yeah i i don't know i'm retarded
[00:07:42] checkmate you black motherfucker he just becomes a jewish guy
[00:07:47] oh i'm retarded you blick son of a bitch son of a bitch
[00:07:57] god damn i love that fucking roof man
[00:08:02] oh i look like that take that around with me in my life
[00:08:05] you would never use it correctly this is your life you do it wrong this is my
[00:08:09] life you'd be like true guys you want to hear my synthesizer like we're arguing
[00:08:13] yeah you have to do it after saying something fucking awesome
[00:08:18] i say awesome shit all the time okay do one for you do one no
[00:08:21] because he's right i'm going to try to agree with the old guy before he knew
[00:08:24] the other guy was mad and then gotten beaten up well i think you should
[00:08:28] respect your elders yep he's like you know they don't know yeah he
[00:08:31] learned about Malcolm X anymore it's about michael max y
[00:08:34] you know talking about play the riff using the bathrooms
[00:08:37] that you want about the nation of going to the bathroom that was pretty
[00:08:42] epic well okay adam prove you can use the fucking guitar
[00:08:46] say something good that deserves the drop say something good that deserves
[00:08:51] the drops or a guitar drop or even a joke or something cool
[00:08:55] anything cool that deserves for example i said in a jewish voice
[00:08:58] i'm retarded you black son of a bitch you a joke that's not a humble brag with
[00:09:02] vocal fry i never have done that i've vocal fried but i've never
[00:09:06] bragged mmm play the riff no i said say something that's
[00:09:11] not a humble brag in vocal fry and he said i've never never i've never bragged
[00:09:17] which is sort of a brag yep okay fun um
[00:09:22] is that a bit of bragging i don't even know i've never bragged before
[00:09:26] all right i'll say something cool all right yeah we're waiting
[00:09:32] but i mean in all seriousness i could see you just going completely the wrong
[00:09:37] direction and that's it for sure that is no i would that is your
[00:09:40] dangers no i would keep my head down for like two exchanges i live in new
[00:09:44] york city i know what it's like to be
[00:09:46] arguing and public if it escalated you would have tried to have intervened and
[00:09:49] used some kind of emotional appeal to get them to not
[00:09:52] well the art of the break dance
[00:09:57] yeah listen we got a couple sucker emcees fighting with each other you guys
[00:10:02] are being sucker emcees yeah have i okay you somehow miss both of their
[00:10:07] generations have you guys ever seen friday
[00:10:10] you just listen no no it's not that it's you know we've all seen friday
[00:10:14] john witherspoon just died come on show some respect for john witherspoon
[00:10:18] the older generation of course we've all seen uh uh how to be a menace in
[00:10:23] south central um we've all seen boys in the hood
[00:10:28] you know these are things we can all you know agree yeah and and find common
[00:10:32] ground over you know that's probably what i would do yeah i would say hey guys
[00:10:38] what do you think of the obama presidency yeah and they're like we don't know
[00:10:42] who that is we don't know who obama is they didn't what do you say
[00:10:45] yeah well i would i would say you you guys need to chicken we never see
[00:10:49] those movies either we want we like woody allen movies you need a
[00:10:52] chickeny chicken why did you like those you like woody allen movies yeah
[00:10:56] well so do i and that's common i thought you liked the other shit you
[00:11:00] fucking liar i like both and then they fucking fuck you in the
[00:11:03] ass no that's it we're gonna kill every white
[00:11:06] person in the store who isn't retarded i'm like just remind i'm gonna be about
[00:11:10] well we're here being pretty cool guys i'm not i'm by i'm trying to get candy
[00:11:14] because i've got the sniffles and i'm jewish and retarded
[00:11:20] that's a good character yeah the retarded jew yeah
[00:11:26] or like a jewish guy that's trying to get out of an anti-Semitic hate crime
[00:11:29] he's like don't hurt me i'm jewish
[00:11:33] they're like yeah that's what we're doing and he's like i'm just a jew i'm a
[00:11:36] whiny jewish guy don't hurt me and i like no but that
[00:11:40] that is why we're doing yeah that's where and he's like oh well in that case i
[00:11:44] guess yeah go ahead well then yeah do it then you fucking
[00:11:48] homos i guess oh yep i'm sorry i didn't realize
[00:11:52] that you were anti-semitically hate-crimeing me
[00:11:56] i thought maybe that would get me out of it have you ever been hate crimes
[00:11:59] Adam oh sure yeah yeah what happened to you
[00:12:04] you know sometimes you know Nick will make a joke at me
[00:12:08] that'll make me feel hate-crumbed something makes hate crime do you
[00:12:12] yeah i've never hate crime no you haven't buddy i know you haven't
[00:12:16] has anyone ever vandalized your home yeah i got one that said go back to
[00:12:21] Africa and i said really i said you know it's
[00:12:25] it's funny because my parents are from Africa
[00:12:28] but they probably thought i was african-american remember when you flipped
[00:12:31] on that plane lady i thought it was stopped
[00:12:37] that was awesome sure rules it was a carol a black carola
[00:12:43] very unique vehicle which are very common as
[00:12:46] as everyone knows and i didn't see
[00:12:51] before who's driving it i thought it was stop so you gave a black lady the
[00:12:57] finger huh because i did but it was unaccident how did she take to it
[00:13:01] well she said as long as the intent was uh not to flip me off
[00:13:06] she was fine with it that's cool yeah no she did not take it well
[00:13:12] she said fuck you to me
[00:13:15] i love seeing you get disrespected man oh constantly it's awesome
[00:13:22] just constant it is very funny it is i can't even blame you guys for it yeah
[00:13:28] i can't even be like i could say it was you thought it was
[00:13:30] stab was supposed to be there at that time he showed up late
[00:13:34] and as a result there could have been a way to play it yeah you'd be like
[00:13:37] you're 15 minutes late you made me i was pissed off you made me flip off
[00:13:40] some black lady and that's your so it's like you did it
[00:13:44] then i'd be like shut the fuck up nerd yeah not shove you in a locker
[00:13:48] and i fucking take your lunch money and i get two chocolate milks and then maybe
[00:13:52] a fucking pack of butter crunch cookies and a chocolate
[00:13:58] uh chocolate taco no we don't have that chip which we
[00:14:02] don't have that in our school you didn't have chip which you had ice cream
[00:14:06] we had uh no we just had regular ice what is a chip which sandwiches
[00:14:10] wait a second cookie ice cream sandwich okay that's what those are called chip
[00:14:14] which because i've never in my life known what those are called
[00:14:16] to chip which they're called the depending on the brand they have different names
[00:14:20] yeah because if you say an ice cream sandwich that's the black
[00:14:24] yeah it's the brown thing yeah which is good it is those are good
[00:14:28] what i think that's what kind of wafer is that that's what got me into ice cream
[00:14:31] as an adult ice cream sandwiches because i didn't know you could i probably
[00:14:35] didn't have ice cream once in between the ages of like
[00:14:38] ten and fucking twenty one what the fuck i thought it was for children it is
[00:14:43] in for adults no i just never thought to have ice i mean i'm serious i know it
[00:14:46] sounds like maybe i'm like a like a birthday or something
[00:14:49] that's insane like ice cream cake or something but yeah never
[00:14:53] and then uh yeah i was living with like cubus and he was buying ice cream
[00:14:58] and i was like you can just buy yep and he was like yeah why
[00:15:02] why would i'm like i guess yeah and i bought ice cream and i was like holy
[00:15:06] shit soda too i didn't you know just in gushers
[00:15:10] because i would get fattish shit anyways and so it was like well i'm gonna get
[00:15:14] fattish it yeah i was getting fattish it off of stuff that sucked
[00:15:17] yeah like slim gems oh fuck that and fucking checks mix no thank you
[00:15:21] yeah i'll get a water and then fucking three bags of chips
[00:15:26] okay it's not so bad yeah but you do need something sweet with that savory
[00:15:31] a taco a sweet taco sweet chocolate taco chocolate taco is good
[00:15:36] now that's some good fucking shit yeah fuck dude i want ice cream right now
[00:15:42] yeah i've had too much sweets all of christmas has been fucking wild
[00:15:48] yeah my brother came up we would eat like animals i want to have been in jerry's
[00:15:51] flavor called uh alexandria aquezio cortez's
[00:15:55] tits and pussy she's her smiling yeah a little cartoon in her big head
[00:16:01] and that's awesome i've been feeling tits but then a little
[00:16:04] watch i don't want to hear him let's go ahead at him
[00:16:07] continue it was related i just want to hear and describe this
[00:16:12] ice cream yeah so it's this like chocolate like a little
[00:16:14] Hershey kisses but her tits are kind of out you can see them yeah but they're
[00:16:17] candy okay and then the pussy is like rocky road
[00:16:20] there's like marshmallows and and like it is a marshmallow or the big marshmallow
[00:16:24] pussy juice chock one of those chocolate marshmallow
[00:16:26] clits okay then the lips are like twizzlers that's hot
[00:16:30] and then she's wizzlers i don't want twizzlers whatever you put in there and
[00:16:33] then the you know the the the capital is it should be caramel
[00:16:36] so we got a twizzer we get a heart she's like writing bills
[00:16:40] and it's a fun is there pussy juice also marshmallows a caramel and it's called
[00:16:44] steven cold bears alexandria aquezio cortez's tits and pussy
[00:16:49] wow i would love both that flavor and her actual you know to have sex with her
[00:16:55] it would be great if uh if Donald Trump had
[00:16:59] set of respect had sex with steven cold bears wife
[00:17:02] mm-hmm yeah as like before the before the debates
[00:17:06] and that's all anyone can talk about yeah yeah that would be if he cut cold
[00:17:11] bear he wins on that yeah on the strength of that he should
[00:17:14] fuck every like moderators like wife because it's like there's really no
[00:17:18] coming back from i fucked your wife yeah that's a good question i wish i'll
[00:17:21] ask your wife chesty but a judge yeah he should
[00:17:26] fuck chest and that would be ought to cut your
[00:17:28] marriage i fucked your husband mhm
[00:17:33] pete that's a great question you little homo but i fucked your husband
[00:17:37] he really does he really does look like a hamster yeah pete yeah he looks like a
[00:17:42] rat well he looks like a hamster more than a rat
[00:17:45] i don't know i think he well his spirit is that of a rat
[00:17:50] yeah i think he's a good guy oh yeah yeah i think he's
[00:17:55] well-meaning and i've turned around on him and i think that
[00:17:59] yeah you're on team pete yeah may your motherfucking pete the mayor of south
[00:18:03] bend indiana it's barely a fucking city yeah
[00:18:06] yeah it's bullshit fucking on haunted as dick food do you think
[00:18:09] shane the bull is gonna vote for him because he likes Notre Dame football
[00:18:13] oh yeah he's a big buddy judge guy
[00:18:17] shane the lady buddy yeah he's fucking good guy
[00:18:21] he's gay well whatever but he's so sick
[00:18:27] dude he fucks a dude in the ass
[00:18:31] yeah dude shane tells he's a huge but he's guy yeah
[00:18:35] everyone else goes and has sex with a girl and he fucks a dude in the ass
[00:18:39] this is the most dangerous comedy i've ever heard
[00:18:46] yeah the time when he's person crying yeah because he said that
[00:18:50] he's better than the guy that you have to replace him
[00:18:54] but they're good yeah it was a he wasn't directly replaced he was
[00:18:58] inspired he was directly replaced you really watched yeah
[00:19:00] the guy a fucking another white guy that looks just like really
[00:19:03] yeah it's like you know he's like i love i love dude there's nothing i
[00:19:07] love more than chinese beef
[00:19:12] it's got a fat white guy who's constantly eating egg rolls and being like this
[00:19:16] is awesome in a not racist way
[00:19:23] yeah no it tastes great general salves is my favorite
[00:19:31] well i heard titti milk tastes like cereal milk i'm interested in that i've
[00:19:34] heard that as well so i was thinking there it would be cool if there was
[00:19:38] his name it's uh lui yes that public information i
[00:19:41] think so he said it on bobby's podcast years ago yeah so that's where it came
[00:19:45] from yeah is that it from him from luis ek no no no lui
[00:19:49] lui cats cats oh yeah right um but i think that would be cool if there was a
[00:19:54] cereal and or titti milk ice cream i like that a cereal milk flavor ice
[00:19:59] cream would be would be sick and you have little like lucky charms a little
[00:20:02] little titti milk though but you call it titti milk i heard it was i heard it was
[00:20:06] fruity pebbles which is one of the best cereals if you're being a decadent
[00:20:11] and one of the best milks fuck dude we was just talking about the diabetic
[00:20:15] woman yeah he was yeah he was sucking a fat man's penis
[00:20:22] apparently your piss is syrupy and sweet would you have diabetes
[00:20:26] piss yeah wow i thought that i had diabetes once because of that but i
[00:20:31] think it was just calm no you were drinking your piss well it looked
[00:20:36] syrupy you know you you fuck it oh no oh yeah yeah the viscosity
[00:20:42] syrupy exactly yeah thank god you completely eliminated your risk
[00:20:47] for diabetes yeah i thought i might have diabetes because i had
[00:20:51] calm in my pee that was ten years ago since then i've
[00:20:55] actually completely changed my life so i got the all clearer from the doctor
[00:20:59] he said it was just calm it turns out it was just
[00:21:07] oh yeah i do feel bad about lying to you guys earlier yeah sorry you can make it
[00:21:11] up just by giving us fucking it's pretty embarrassing
[00:21:14] indicative of your it's just it is really it's not indicative you know i'm a good
[00:21:17] person it's just but that is you know i have a good heart a good
[00:21:21] people or liars well a lot of very honest people are bad
[00:21:24] well that's true that's true thanks nick that makes me feel better you are a liar
[00:21:28] though play the guitar riff
[00:21:34] technically you get that from me saying i'm a you're a liar all right
[00:21:37] that's who gets the riff yeah solve your mom once again
[00:21:41] can't little candy got candy bars three christmas is in a row
[00:21:45] your mom has killed it on christmas because
[00:21:47] shut up little we can't we can't do it away eating some candy bars
[00:21:51] yeah we're having candy bar sir yeah wow
[00:21:53] yeah you want to come to my house okay maybe do you have candy bars there
[00:21:59] yeah and then the police knock down the door and he's literally just giving them candy
[00:22:03] and he's like well no i invited them i don't know how to make friends with the dogs
[00:22:07] because i'm weird i sort of stop doing it's probably one guy that is like yeah
[00:22:15] yeah they're really his fuck boys suck so much that he has i just want to give some
[00:22:20] kids i just love kids i'm trying to mentor and feed his children i've never had a girlfriend
[00:22:27] because i talk like this
[00:22:33] okay guys homework time in the basement yay and it's just tables and a classroom set up
[00:22:42] and he's like do you need help with your math yes mr. Thompson i would love to help you
[00:22:54] very quick i don't know i mean we keep an eye on him i know it's crazy 24-hour surveillance
[00:23:05] never so much as he hasn't even hugged them yeah we're watching him afterwards he's not even
[00:23:10] beating off yeah he's writing letters to his pen pal in india i can't wait to meet you prangy
[00:23:26] he's just so good to talk to you again mr. Thompson
[00:23:31] which weird is he can't help but talk in that voice but when he reads the letters from his
[00:23:35] friend out loud he does the india voice he's capable of doing that but he can't stop talking
[00:23:40] like the world's most prolific pedophile
[00:23:46] i can't wait to give you home yes why don't you get in my car little girl
[00:23:52] and i can't teach you how to read
[00:23:55] did you guys have any neighborhood tutors creeps no like some lady old lady that would
[00:24:05] teach people in her house no how about any neighborhood pedophiles um i'm sure you i mean
[00:24:11] because that they had to register came out when we were in high school did you remember like
[00:24:15] looking in that shit and it was just everything blew up yeah it's like everyone was sex offender
[00:24:19] there's just a million pedophiles everywhere yeah i remember there was a guy i went to community
[00:24:25] college with but i wasn't like friends with him there's a guy that you'd see like they had
[00:24:30] certain areas were don't certain areas where you could smoke so naturally like anybody that
[00:24:35] smokes cigarettes it's like you know yeah other people that smoke cigarettes it's just a casual
[00:24:39] guy and then i remember like typing in not his name you could just like browse
[00:24:44] because that would browse and zip code in you just i would just browse and look at like the entire state registry it was when i worked at car dealership to see like
[00:24:52] you know for funny names of course like sometimes there was stuff i don't know about all of them but in the mariolin one there was like
[00:24:58] so i remember finding one guy who was smiling ear to ear
[00:25:02] his his like his offense was it was like a fence colon rape of chai no
[00:25:08] oh dude yeah it's not because sometimes it wasn't like first degree sexual assault it was like whatever the cop typed in right you know
[00:25:17] rape of child rape of child with a big smile like the fucking riddler yeah
[00:25:24] um but yeah there was a guy i had like some class with it was just in there it was like damn so that guy was fucking kids was he straight up kid fucker was he a sex offender i mean it was probably like he was 19 and his girlfriend was 15
[00:25:35] yeah and then the parents got banned realistically because that's got to be the vast majority of them
[00:25:42] i don't know i really don't think it's that like
[00:25:45] every there's like fucking hard-r pedophiles
[00:25:50] yeah but isn't that like if you pull your dick out pissing or something yeah the whole shit like yeah you've been put on that registry because there was a guy
[00:25:57] when i lived in Austin that was my friend's roommate that somebody found on the sex offender registry and then me and cuba started like making jokes about him with everybody all the time like
[00:26:07] oh yeah because he was just this nice guy who was kind of a nerd and we were like yeah he raped it and then fented after and uh yeah his roommate who was like also her friend she was like yeah he tried to keep it a secret i have to go with him and register every year he was 19 his girlfriend was 14 and parents got mad or something
[00:26:25] oh shit important and he's been on the sex offender registry for the last 10 years and every time it comes up he's having like pain and attacks about having to go re-register and it's really traumatic for him
[00:26:33] we're like damn does he have to knock on doors is that a real thing i mean chris or like uh yeah because you raped and murdered and then you're like keb
[00:26:42] yeah of course wait so stop you can't even pee on a kid what did you say what what if you urinate on a child
[00:26:51] say that if you get if you take your dick out and piss on a public yeah you get a like if you get like a if you're near school not even on a kid
[00:26:59] i think in a playground for example but it's not sexual if you're pissing on the kid never know it doesn't matter have you ever pissed on a kid yeah but for you know for a laugh
[00:27:10] to show them your they're rich you're rich in their poor yeah i was just taking the piss like they do in england that sure makes me think back because it was like funny you know being like a bully or whatever
[00:27:19] which was you knew was wrong but anytime it was even remotely justified which is funny because that's all this like wokeshit is
[00:27:27] it's like just immaturity were not all wokeshit but like definitely a lot of like online school element of it where it's like oh we have the green light to trash yeah oh yep yeah we're right
[00:27:37] we have the moral authority yeah this guy who i was already making fun of turned out to be a pedophile
[00:27:43] yeah and even then kind of yeah yeah yeah damn let's find some people we know that are pedophiles and really let them have it do you think anyone in the comedy scene
[00:27:54] beta we don't really know them yeah we're all good friends with them i don't know that i don't know that that person come on you know you went to lubies together what's lubies you know you couldn't don't lie don't be an ad or what's lubies don't quite excuse me of being adam dude you and shane went to lubies for the
[00:28:12] the big texas buffet is lubie tuesday is a chinese ruby tuesday i don't know i just remembered the name lubies is that a real restaurant yeah it's a place called lubies yeah it was that was the joke is that it's chinese ruby tuesday oh that's fine when i was there it's like a texas chain oh hell yeah and i think it's it's called lubies cafeteria which it's like you mean restaurants yeah what the fuck
[00:28:36] cafeteria isn't like a school yeah no i like that i like that vibe saying it's a cafeteria but then what is it the cafeteria of getting pussy you're very smooth you don't have hair on your arms now i'm a smooth bitch i'm glad that you've started fiddling with his body instead of my stuff
[00:28:54] well you don't like that i have a cute little body dude and i'm not to trot if i do wait did you have hair on your arms previously i have some hair on my arms it's very light yeah where the fuck is your hair mother fucker i have hair on my arms see let's see it here you can see it we are not even that different are you out of your fucking mind you can pull my arm with the hair
[00:29:13] take pull your arm with arm hair you literally cannot do i'm doing it right now you fucking idiot i didn't see it pull the skin up i'm fucking pulling it he's not can you confirm it's not about being fat beautiful skin
[00:29:32] the lord bless me only with skin old men lose their leg hair i know that you got alopecia generalis which that full body hair loss no no he's got chest hair i don't know if i have cock hair i don't pussy hair that's what i call my ass my pussy your pussy i have pussy hair i have ball hair
[00:29:56] how about instead of like what if you just what if you just want pussy lips around your asshole i love that surgery that would be awesome you gotta put a boy pussy he's got some fucking lips flapping out of your ass not even dude you know how fun that would be to fart and you just feel him flap
[00:30:14] i still don't really i would still like a pussy right under my balls i just brought her flies landing on your asshole to mate you still understand why where the p comes out of in the pussy it's a different fucking little hole where is that hole it's in between the whole thing
[00:30:36] it's very small though are you fucking serious man i'm serious serious you gotta learn about the woman's I thought it doesn't come out of the pussy hole you're not a good lover proving he's bad at sex you're not a good gender a member
[00:30:50] with the piss hole i've never seen the jon that's not true nick you and i both know that's not true you all because you're always closing your eyes because you're scared i was i was there i was i was there
[00:31:02] i was there you're imagining it's an open face penis a deconstructed penis cesareon was Adam's boyfriend i'm gonna teach you how to say dick i'm like okay a black robot that Adam used to say cesareon i'm from the black robot planet
[00:31:27] Adam bring me that ball pussy yeah give me the ball pussy never done that come on they need asses fuel they need you they need ass to live cesareon prime
[00:31:48] that'd be a good anime black robot your life would you just find out about anime this week i'm trying to get into it in my 30s to meet the meet some anime girls no no why not dude
[00:32:03] it would be funny if you started dating i like 17 year old you just pulled a jerry shawl shawl yeah but you know but you're dating like a 17 year old autistic girl that you're clearly taking advantage of just right on the line of what's legal just above the age you can send just a bit of an idea
[00:32:21] i think it's not illegal no it's not illegal no that's sign fell did it well maybe the law was different yeah you're untouchable if you're a fucking listen you when you're a star dude you can have all the little girl pussy i thought the age you can send 16 i think
[00:32:39] what does that mean what's it with i thought it's like you could have sex so why do people have count sex with a 16 year old or a 17 year old if you're like 18 or 19 18 is the age of majority so i think it's like child pornography unless somebody's over
[00:32:55] nobody's like they're gonna fuck the ulcer twins right it was that you can see them naked gotcha yeah interesting so if you're 16 or 17 you need a permission slip from their parents so you're allowed to get your allowed to have sex with them if you're if their father says you can yeah that's pretty cool that's cool
[00:33:13] you pay a dowry mmm hmm make sense dude you have to get that shit right off the factory you ever give them that would be a funny move some cows yeah uh no i'm not gonna do that very cool move i think it would be cool your nose and wipe the snot all over no i folded it i just took off i did wipe it
[00:33:30] it's not very cool i folded it i folded the the snot is inside but there was powdered sugar on your coffee table that i was cleaning up you could have had a easy to use these different first of all i'll bring my fucking mom into this this is stop's mom's okay your dumbass could have used another napkin i was about to fucking well i thought it was a waste of my fucking mom's cookies no no there was powder sugar i wanted to clean up the table you know what keep talking slick i'm taking the rest of those cookies back don't call me slick keep talking slick yeah talking he's is an adjective
[00:33:58] and i will fuck you up and i'm taking the rest of the cookies and adverb because i thought he was saying keep talking comma slick no no i would never call you slick people have called me slick before you fantasizing about being in that right aid situation you wish the old black guy from the right aid like damn slick you solved all of our problems thank you so much for moving into the neighborhood thank you for moving here thank you for moving here we're all black you love that em yeah and now it's queer it's the whole a whole black
[00:34:27] in the end gospel the neighborhood was black choir and now we love at home it's been fixed by
[00:34:33] Adam Adam's moving in Brooklyn we're happy here just shots of him like looking around New York City driving over the Brooklyn bridge
[00:34:45] just a way fixing the neighborhood
[00:34:49] I'm mandating a higher police presence to protect him he thinks his neighbors like him but they're worried about going to jail
[00:34:59] i'm just wearing a coofie and a dicey key they know who called the police they know who called the police i got the flip up sunglasses like the guy from a different world
[00:35:13] just a bunch of people smiling to your face shaking your hand and immediately scattering black friends is filmed in front of a live studio
[00:35:20] hahaha
[00:35:21] the middle boy at production
[00:35:24] thank you for giving me hands it's Adam's black friends
[00:35:29] thank you for sucking me off
[00:35:33] that like studio audience applause
[00:35:39] so how is everyone's Christmas stop you saw Star Wars
[00:35:44] I saw Star Wars fucked up mushrooms how much mushrooms did you eat somewhere between an eighth and a quarter
[00:35:50] what that's so much i that's literally so much I have problems measuring and understanding the metrics of student eighth is insane
[00:36:02] I did that a couple times I think an eighth is normal the first couple times I tripped I did an eighth and then I figured I had to dose mushrooms more
[00:36:11] I heard an eighth was the rant I mean don't get me wrong it was too much you trip fucking balls I was fucked up
[00:36:17] I've only done mushrooms maybe five times and anytime I've done less than four grams I haven't tripped at all
[00:36:24] usually an eighth to four grams is like that's that's like I've done I've eaten like big fucking stems that have been close to an eighth alone and had nothing happened multiple times
[00:36:35] I think it's and then and then I like to know because other people were tripping but like the last couple of times I would eat an eighth and then drink tea on top of it
[00:36:43] the teas will fuck your ass and the tea the tea because I don't know what it is maybe I just have like or I used to because I used to not have like a sensitive stomach at all
[00:36:52] I think maybe I have no mushrooms dude like a fucking mule this time usually usually when I and it makes me nauseous like about 40 minutes I think I was a little I used to get acid reflux like maybe my stomach like burns up the fucking mushrooms or something
[00:37:06] and waiver it's not absorbed properly or I have no idea but it used to be the mushrooms didn't really work particularly well well I've been going when I when I go to the men's bathroom to lift the house
[00:37:16] when I go to the when I go to the disc attack I was like wow this is all so cool and progressive they've got a hole where you can announce your pronouns through to the other he day them they they they they they they partner
[00:37:34] ten four day down I take a little cheeky cap and stem you cheat and they know how it's fun yeah you're not like tripping but you're like it's fun yeah yeah well I took I'm gonna say probably like five grams I would say that's so much and you just off your face
[00:37:52] well because the thing was I had an eighth for me and then my brother had a little bit and then I had like a little like a gram and a half for my boy George who was also with us and then he pulled out at the last second and what's what am I gonna do yeah I need all the mushrooms
[00:38:07] so you were the only tripping guy in the crew no my little brother took some he's yeah I don't need all the mushrooms and keep him for another time you want to do mushrooms that's not the Christmas spirit I guess not so I was tripping my hard little fucking I don't want to make sure you about the Christmas spirit
[00:38:21] I almost was fucking I almost had to pull over the uber I almost had to be like I can't make it out of here man and and and everything in my body said don't go in the theater just go walk around in a story of yeah being inside our mushrooms sucks but guess what it didn't because as soon as I got a bunch of starts today doesn't and it's still Hanukkah shut up dude I'm just saying you have a couple days
[00:38:46] of like a contest starts the day after Christmas it's just like yeah no see what happened was the bus was usually the bus on Saturday the bus becoming at a 15 but is it all is that always how it is always the 26
[00:39:03] I'm not just late Christmas yeah it's off of a different calendar ones and started when in 1974 and it comes and ends 15 minutes before New Year's Eve
[00:39:15] yeah now I'm I'm finna leave early I got a
[00:39:19] quanzas like when did it start didn't you have a joke about this what me Nick yeah Nick's joke was very funny the ghost of quanz the past yeah but it only 1968 yes you're right I did have a joke about the ghost of quanz the past being just an old black
[00:39:33] yeah was it named Ebenezer cuz that's already oh that's good oh now I remember Ebenezer's a great black side and his Ebenezer screw I know your name is an Ebenezer screw
[00:39:54] I think it's cool that quanzas two A's at the end of the word it has two A's in the middle no two A's at the end I'm gonna say it's in the middle I just typed it into my phone well we're changing it sorry we're taking
[00:40:11] quanzas because it's like the one's your mail actually celebrate that quanzas gotta be like actual about it actually jokes about it to actually people quanzas gotta be like fucking Paulie going to Italy
[00:40:23] yeah hey command a Tory it's quanzas they're like cooco banana then the subtitles like this guy's a fucking
[00:40:31] retarget oh yeah boy I got some great baby for you once you spriggy the sauce yeah that's the
[00:40:42] quanzas like to them for sure I mean I feel like black panther is more authentic than
[00:40:49] quanzas yeah quanzas feels like it was made up pretty quickly yeah it was it was pretty it was I mean wow this is the guy that invented
[00:40:56] quanzas it's just Jewish Marlon Marlona Karenina Marlona Trump Marlona Karenga who's born Robert
[00:41:04] McKinley Everett and he's from Maryland okay from parse parse one just great actually
[00:41:10] Parsons Berg Maryland the fuck is Parsons but it's not a real town that's where he was born no he wasn't Eastern
[00:41:17] Shore oh fuck that I don't claim that yeah Eastern Shore is weird and retarded yeah well that's where
[00:41:24] quanzas comes from the East and York have slept my heart they're all they're all like red
[00:41:28] nacks out there yeah dude I fuck with this guy this is this is the ghost of quanzas past this guy he
[00:41:34] rules he's pretty cool he looks kind of cool he's just a fat light skin guy with a goatee and
[00:41:41] bad sunglasses yeah he looks like dr. John oh yeah wow this second picture is great
[00:41:47] there was it hold on it's fucking all just quons it out black people and then one like Amish looking
[00:41:55] white like Rachel deal is all the crew thank you for sucking my coringus center with wife Tia
[00:42:04] Moio details an African American celebration of life dr. Karenga created the festival for Afro
[00:42:16] Americans his response to commercial ism of Christmas yeah well that's why quanzas never caught on
[00:42:23] because it's like oh we're gonna do a version of Christmas that's not commercialized and it's like
[00:42:27] okay good yeah good luck with that you think I give a shit about fucking Jesus yeah no one cares
[00:42:33] about that shit all over Twitter the main just a reminder Jesus was a socialist Jew was trans
[00:42:39] so I get no one gives a shit about cares bitch we want you present I think I'm a so like what is
[00:42:45] your do you like Jesus now what is what's the point well no but they're getting him in a fucking
[00:42:52] catch 22 yeah they're catching them yeah oh you think this well guess what he was little he was
[00:42:59] brown do any Christians actually think that Jesus had blue hair and blue hair he was a fucking
[00:43:05] he was they then he sold nudes on Snapchat yeah he had a septum piercing yeah he had a blue streak
[00:43:12] blue hair and a fox tail speaking of when's the last time you saw blue streak man I'm trying to
[00:43:20] rewatch I'll watch it actually sometime recently she pells so funny in it you know what I watch again
[00:43:26] for Christmas godfathers oh nice the way he went in there and then he's like bullied he said he said
[00:43:34] uh you guys are my and that we're gonna be together that's how we're gonna solve crimes I love them isn't
[00:43:42] that someone you claimed you could do a really good impression of oh it really just did the wow yeah
[00:43:47] no but it's Luke Wilson in that movie oh is that what yeah but they're interchange yeah they sound
[00:43:52] very similar yeah well they're trying to off themselves right did they oh I think I was just in the
[00:43:57] royal tenon bombs no no I think it was either that or you OD on heroin and apparently it was Steve
[00:44:03] Coogan that got him hooked on heroin Owen tried to fucking kill himself but in the royal tenon bombs
[00:44:09] Luke does or tries to um the hot one Luke does because the tennis player at the tennis player yeah
[00:44:16] Owen's the cowboy guy yeah he loans not as hot oh it's fucked up looking you like cash or Luke
[00:44:22] could roll my back walls though you know yeah he's got the headband I was trying to think of
[00:44:28] something about the Great Walls of China the other day uh-huh the back walls of China no the Great
[00:44:33] Walls of China yeah well I just riffed on that it was a little bit change it the back walls which
[00:44:38] if you said the back walls of China it's too far removed from the Great Wall of China that it doesn't
[00:44:43] make sense I don't know I think when you get here wall in China they kind of figure out what I'm
[00:44:47] going for what if then what if you said the back wall leaves of China and you're talking about the
[00:44:51] movie walling out there no that's one that's one thing that's one thing that's one thing that
[00:44:55] you added another one it's closer to that I did three it's closer to the mighty wallet you did
[00:45:00] for I hate this I will add him because he's just I know he's three years prior three is closer to four
[00:45:06] than I did freshly lied to my friends it's not but it's not like math though it is like math it's
[00:45:11] a tipping point either does yeah yeah yeah it's a threshold I'm saying it doesn't the back walls of
[00:45:17] China only works the back walls of China works if I already said the Great Walls of China no you
[00:45:23] get it though because of walls once you invoke wall in China right next to each other no then
[00:45:28] people are thinking about the movie walli no they're not no one thinks about walli when they say
[00:45:33] oh back wall and China people are thinking about walli all the time that's true that's true I do
[00:45:39] think about that we it's a really smart movie it's smart and it's that is what people
[00:45:44] impressions and ahead of its time people are going to be looking like that you know fat in
[00:45:48] and chairs it's funny when people refer to science fiction as ahead of its time it's like yeah well
[00:45:53] it's a spaceship yeah the whole point is ahead of its time bitch you fucking dumb asshole you fucking
[00:46:00] you fucking moron come over here and tell me what you think of my little cock yeah why don't you come
[00:46:05] zip give me sex absolutely absolutely what you should ask that bitch yeah who said I'm sorry
[00:46:16] it's fiction is ahead of its time well you come quickly sex some fucking sex and the spoonful
[00:46:25] of pussy helps my penis get hard that would be awesome yeah little spoon little spoon
[00:46:33] pull it up with pussy juice i can't jack off yeah just with my hands pulling the covers up to my
[00:46:42] neck and then i have the spoon and then you can see my dick it harder thank you thank you thank you
[00:46:50] i'm dying then mary povins sucks you off dude that would be cool to fuck mary povins because
[00:46:55] she could hang on to her umbrella yeah and use that to go up and down on your cock and no one's
[00:47:00] no one's tired uh-huh she so she like think about it her pussy's down but she's like
[00:47:06] grabbing the umbrella uh-huh and she kind of lifts herself up and down yeah when your cock
[00:47:12] that's how that would work it would be cool to fuck her because she's British that's good that
[00:47:16] would be cool too but magical would be good well i was thinking it was cool to fuck her because she's
[00:47:19] got a really nice singing voice yeah Julie Andrews yeah what's her name she's hotter than that one
[00:47:27] than she helped did she help the Nazis i think she's pretty no she got the vantraps away from the
[00:47:32] Nazi the vantraps for Jews yeah no they were Austrians the mother of the Austrians are being
[00:47:37] persecuted by the Nazis for singing too good for being yeah for doing sus shit in their house yeah
[00:47:44] that makes sense where they make their kids sing the songs about going to bed yeah wait were they
[00:47:48] gonna get the vantraps yeah at the end roll have to get the switzer one at the end rolf who's the
[00:47:54] boyfriend of the daughter she's become a Nazi right and then i am 16 going on 17 you are a two
[00:48:03] old for me that's the song that they sing together i am 25 years 16 inches going on 17 my dick is
[00:48:12] a centimetres i am gay so at the end rolf has become a Nazi yeah and then he's on a search party to
[00:48:23] find the vantraps and he finds them but why then he doesn't snitch he makes a decision not to snitch
[00:48:29] and then they they escape from the Nazis across over the Alps did she ever give rolf pussy um it's
[00:48:36] implied that she gave rolf pussy or he was trying to get the pussy and if he didn't give like saying
[00:48:42] a song with her to try to get the pussy if he didn't get pussy and he went through all that trouble i
[00:48:46] don't know well he was getting all that like you know Nazi guard pussy you think the guards are
[00:48:52] getting pussy the joust oh yeah actually if they were and like yeah they're help i done to get
[00:48:58] really yeah like women slept with them to like save their kids i hope i don't get
[00:49:03] raped by the prison guys it's terrible that's terrible that's the best part yeah no i don't think
[00:49:11] that's good actually scary i was kind of just saying nice as a reflex i'll stop listening to what
[00:49:16] adams yeah all right stop listening it was just one sentence as soon as he started demonstrating like
[00:49:23] actual knowledge of sound of music i was checked out well there's more to the movie than that i'm
[00:49:28] gonna look at porn on my phone i meant oh that's my favorite part of the show when we do that sometimes
[00:49:35] yeah when you stop listening to adam you look at porn on your phone well you have maria maria
[00:49:41] story yes maria i'm the same day growing up in spanish harlan living in life just like a movie
[00:49:48] stuff i'm actually gonna look up maria popper we're gonna not sing the rest
[00:49:53] maria maria
[00:49:57] reminds me of a vagina story
[00:50:00] well what the hell is growing up as a man
[00:50:04] getting a penis cut off the become a woman
[00:50:07] um
[00:50:10] did you know julie andrew shows her tits when she's old in a movie yeah yeah
[00:50:14] they're pretty good when you think i was looking at wall adam star she's got big cans let me see
[00:50:19] yeah all british bitches do do those british bitties
[00:50:25] getting bucoc i've not seen that movie that's from that's from mary poppins yeah that's from mary
[00:50:30] poppins this is another good one
[00:50:38] porn photoshops are so funny every time is this real i think it's real dude is this real damn
[00:50:46] whoever they put on this is fake one and whoever's real body it is i can't believe it's real
[00:50:51] did i tell you i told my dad once i was like i was like darn orange fuck me in my ass
[00:50:56] he was like bullied marym marym comes in and he's fucking me in my ass
[00:51:03] i was making myself laughing about instead of the devil's advocate it's the disability advocate
[00:51:07] okay and it's count of reason alpuccino yeah and fucking you know he has to take care of alpuccino
[00:51:13] and alpuccino is a high-powered retard
[00:51:15] okay i really like that oh kevin i went to the bathroom in my purse
[00:51:32] the fuck are you talking about if i want a piece of candy i'm gonna have a piece of candy
[00:51:38] emily blunt has some nudes oopsie daisy she's pretty hot also um i'm not gonna say it but who it was
[00:51:48] but i met a girl at a party and i was talking to her for a while and then the next day my friend
[00:51:54] said that she got fappening oh no yeah that's a shame and i didn't look at the yeah right yeah
[00:52:02] yeah right dude you have no credibility anymore you're a complete liar everyone knows you're
[00:52:06] i looked at it obviously i looked at it a lascivious corny predator i'm not a predator here you are
[00:52:13] predator there's nothing wrong with me i'm actually watching anything in a movie i didn't
[00:52:17] think i'm a predator until the the lie today oh it's not an object i feel bad about it
[00:52:23] now i'm obviously i was lying because i was embarrassed no it's because you were masking your
[00:52:26] predation no i'm not a preditor it was framed in one way yeah yeah you were retrospective i was
[00:52:32] embarrassed you were masking your predation the lie clarified the entirety of the story
[00:52:38] and now we know i'm a liar i'm sorry you've decided that you were trying to rewrite the story
[00:52:43] to absolve yourself of any culpability so you look magnanimous and really your true intentions
[00:52:50] nakedness was deposed from the beginning really it was really you like to suck magnum
[00:52:54] I like to suck up penis i like to suck a penis i like to suck a penis i like to get fucked
[00:53:17] sucka penis everybody
[00:53:18] I'm done.
[00:53:19] Put my hands!
[00:53:20] Alright, that's good.
[00:53:24] Once again we didn't do a Christmas album, maybe next year.
[00:53:27] We're never doing one, man.
[00:53:28] I keep thinking they're going to cancel Christmas.
[00:53:30] Well no, Donald Trump brought it back.
[00:53:32] I guess woke people like Christmas now.
[00:53:34] Do they?
[00:53:35] Yeah, just what the Jesus thing was.
[00:53:37] The war on Christmas has now gone full circle.
[00:53:39] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[00:53:44] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[00:53:47] it ought to have, you know, it should have changed.
[00:53:50] Remember that, you know what?
[00:53:51] It was a amazing show do you have, did you guys enjoy doing this?
[00:53:54] I heard a couple of limitations on Christmas Info, and the big ones have been given to
[00:53:57] too many had lbs NFL's over 20ers from last year, and I think huge numbers have all been
[00:54:01] RAW'sformer stuff.
[00:54:02] Colleges have been intriguing and I've never seen what they payed.
[00:54:05] I worry I'd say my
[00:53:54] perfect list is for the
[00:54:05] mistakes.
[00:54:06] I doubt that all of those things can be solved by subtle change in life is, you know,
[00:54:14] all the winter holidays and it's again like anything else just like
[00:54:17] although we don't have to spend as much money on cards
[00:54:20] yeah or fucking you know it's easier yeah
[00:54:24] uh... but then that turned into there's a war on christmas
[00:54:27] mmm
[00:54:29] fuck christmas fuck jesus christmas is gay
[00:54:31] happy holidays always sounded better and in my mind growing up i said happy
[00:54:35] holidays because it meant christmas and new years
[00:54:37] yes it's a fucking time saver not some jewish
[00:54:41] mary christmas sounds fucking gay dude i think you
[00:54:44] preach yeah mary is a woman's name mmm
[00:54:47] christmas is not getting married yeah why i don't say a woman's name unless i'm
[00:54:50] getting hit why can you say happy christmas i don't
[00:54:52] i don't speak what's that you can't say happy christmas because then he
[00:54:56] sounds you're trying to put some kind of personal flair on it that's even
[00:54:59] worse yeah that's an atom move no i say happy holidays
[00:55:03] originally jews celebrated christmas they were all and then some jewish
[00:55:06] guy was like what is it happy christmas and they're like all right you guys
[00:55:09] are done yeah all you kicked us out you're getting kicked out of christmas
[00:55:13] that's sucks bro fucking jews i did christmas this year
[00:55:17] i did christmas yeah how was it how did it feel it was really nice
[00:55:20] do you feel do you feel bad about what you did to god
[00:55:24] we didn't do it the roving didn't yeah sure we suggested it
[00:55:28] so you went to a baby's birthday party knowing you were going to get it killed
[00:55:32] in 31 years or whatever 33 yeah i went i was there in the
[00:55:36] manger damn how bad how bad do you think mary's
[00:55:41] pussy got infected yes because she was sitting in the god
[00:55:44] god had the good dick no because she gave birth in a fucking barn dude
[00:55:49] yeah she's nasty she got in her pussy and they didn't have those they didn't
[00:55:53] have the fucking little thread to sew up a pussy back then probably
[00:55:57] yeah her she was ruined her she was fucked up they probably packed it full of
[00:56:01] fuck with manure to stop from getting uh to stop from it getting exposed they
[00:56:07] let guys like maybe doctors until like 50 years ago like mechanics
[00:56:11] yeah like just fucking yeah let's put dog shit in there
[00:56:15] because the more it hurts you know it's healing better
[00:56:19] based on what i don't know my grandma would tell me a story about how to
[00:56:22] shut up that's what i know her her like sister-in-law or something
[00:56:25] or maybe her grandmother they she had headaches so the doctors just took out
[00:56:30] two of her teeth to see if it would do anything
[00:56:34] and it somehow worked yeah did it yeah they just took out their routine then
[00:56:39] put gold teeth in for some reason i would love to be a doctor
[00:56:43] just assert i love that show the nick yeah because they're like the first
[00:56:47] episode i mean you know it happens multiple times in the show but
[00:56:50] where they they used to just let people watch surgery
[00:56:55] i guess they still do that like yeah they have yeah yeah it's a sign-filled
[00:56:58] episode with the fucking men's they would look theater what do they call it a
[00:57:02] operating theater operating theater so like he'll go out and he's like
[00:57:06] this is a novel method to uh if a woman is you know
[00:57:10] blah blah blah to save both the life of the mother and
[00:57:14] the child and then they just like start the surgery and he's like she's dead
[00:57:21] they just take her to the morgue yep that's they just kills people just
[00:57:24] kills people oops fuck yeah i slipped we're gonna try
[00:57:29] we will try this out i'll try again on a different
[00:57:32] Irish woman and see if it works
[00:57:36] who kind of clog home kind sounds like Brendan Fraser a little bit
[00:57:40] his american accent there is is an overlap dude Brendan Fraser was hot in
[00:57:44] Georgia the jungle yeah it's a jungle and i'm in it
[00:57:50] she had to have to bread and he got molested or something i was molested
[00:57:53] he just fucking made bad career decisions didn't he say you got molested
[00:57:57] i think somebody groped him but that's not why he disappeared i like that gift
[00:58:00] of him clapping and it makes him look retarded
[00:58:02] he his career petered out he made a couple of shitty movies and then he
[00:58:06] was in that fucking journey to the lost island or whatever
[00:58:09] one yep and then he declined to do the sequel and so they got
[00:58:12] Dwayne the rock johnson for the sequel and then it was like the biggest
[00:58:16] yeah it's fucking like the better than the fucking original of course
[00:58:20] yeah because the rocks got juice the rocks got juice and that was it for him
[00:58:24] what about kevin spacey you see that shit i'm gonna remake
[00:58:28] Georgia the jungle and this time somebody's gonna fuck me and my
[00:58:32] ass
[00:58:35] Dwayne yes we're looking at all the numbers and it says
[00:58:38] George has to get fucked by a gorilla who put a deck of my ass
[00:58:43] well it's gonna be a gorilla Dwayne okay i'm like too tired to even do that
[00:58:47] boy i can't do host this fucking dude i love this dude
[00:58:51] what clap the retarded clap do you see kevin spacey a put out a video and then
[00:58:55] also like one of his accusers committed suicide you do stuff like that all
[00:59:00] the time i don't do a retarded clap like bredden
[00:59:02] Frazier confirmed that this is an atom claps like that
[00:59:07] you honestly i don't clap like that you really do know i don't man
[00:59:11] it's not that's really clap but you do stuff like that
[00:59:14] do stuff like what you do man stuff like that what do you
[00:59:20] do stuff like stuff like that bro i i have never i don't be
[00:59:24] doing stuff like that you do a little fucked up spastic shit like that
[00:59:27] sometimes i just can't control my body yeah you do this weird like
[00:59:33] you have this like kind of seizure thing you do when you're laughing
[00:59:36] itself with your hand goes what so you should take that as a compliment
[00:59:39] this is very funny and i've lost control do you do that when you orgasm and i'm
[00:59:43] one step closer to you orgasm like a woman your whole shit
[00:59:47] atom fucks like a woman this is fucking tense
[00:59:50] atom's fucking a girl and he's like oh my god
[00:59:55] oh while he's fucking fuck his stroke he's
[00:59:59] stroking yeah oh fuck oh no i don't
[01:00:14] fuck that's a romantic oh fuck does he make those noises
[01:00:27] does oh fuck oh my god no i'm completely silent
[01:00:35] thighs and abs are just like twitching
[01:00:37] fuck my eyes are closed tight it's like your teeth are chattering like a
[01:00:42] woman their teeth chatter yeah oh yeah yeah do you
[01:00:49] fucking cool if it's cutting cold bitches when your eyes cold yeah
[01:00:53] fucking ice cold i really get head in an igloo dude
[01:00:56] that's what women say to me all the time oh your dick is so cold
[01:01:00] that's right bitch yeah my wife was killed by a bag man
[01:01:04] then god i watched raging bull on Christmas even
[01:01:10] there's a scene where his wife's trying to suck his dick and he's like i can't
[01:01:13] babe i got a fight and then he takes a picture of ice water
[01:01:18] everyone is it on his penis iconic scene it's not the most iconic
[01:01:22] scene it's pretty well known it's pretty well
[01:01:24] known scene most iconic scene is from is in boogie
[01:01:29] boogie nights when he takes this dick out yeah well that's the best scene in any
[01:01:33] movie ever um i think uh that's the end of the show
[01:01:39] is it you all yeah i gotta go host that show all right i gotta go to where's
[01:01:43] the closest place of it by underwear by here why do you need underwear that
[01:01:46] completely out dude i'm wearing i'm free balling just going to the city go to
[01:01:50] mazes i can't go to the city of mazes old time and that's
[01:01:53] foreign i love it dude you love go to herald square to go to mazes
[01:01:56] saner the 11 story mazes i love it dude i love i pretend
[01:02:00] them in the department store from pokemon
[01:02:04] different levels the different that's why my favorite part about japan
[01:02:06] is the department store where you're like i have no idea what's going to be
[01:02:09] happening on the next level yeah those department stores were crazy it was
[01:02:12] nuts because we won four okay steampunk baby clothes and we'll go
[01:02:16] up and this is a Williams and Sonoma
[01:02:20] those are great next so anime candy
[01:02:24] all right bye