[00:00:00] Who's like my day call who who who who who suck my dick off who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who.

[00:00:10] I didn't realize we were all doing it.

[00:00:12] I was just going to do the who's.

[00:00:14] Well do you first of all you weren't included at all.

[00:00:17] Me and stop we're talking about it knows your thing but it sounded fun.

[00:00:23] We all have microphones.

[00:00:25] Whatever.

[00:00:26] You know that doesn't need to be.

[00:00:30] Maybe you could change the format of the show where you have to earn a mic.

[00:00:36] This is different achievements you get a microphone.

[00:00:43] Yeah but that you know and it didn't really because I'm listening to it on the monitor earbuds.

[00:00:49] The professional apple.

[00:00:51] This podcast is sponsored by apple products.

[00:00:54] Go to the apple store.

[00:00:56] Shout out Tim Cook we all fucked him.

[00:00:58] He's getting right up to the genius bar and say I'm here from com town.

[00:01:02] Yeah.

[00:01:03] And then just take whatever you want.

[00:01:04] Just take pick up people's stuff.

[00:01:06] Wait I thought we had the the N word discount.

[00:01:08] Isn't that you shout that and you get whatever you want free in any store.

[00:01:11] No no apples like against that like apple's language.

[00:01:14] Yeah apple's not racist dude.

[00:01:15] It's I apple doesn't do irony.

[00:01:17] Oh I got it.

[00:01:18] Except in their pricing.

[00:01:19] And except in hiring alleged rapists.

[00:01:22] Oh yeah that's right.

[00:01:25] So we'll get to that in a second.

[00:01:28] The apple store not rapist.

[00:01:31] Leerly certified.

[00:01:33] You know the sound I wish I had the sound effect of like a stamp coming down.

[00:01:37] Yeah certified not rapist.

[00:01:42] Aaron Glazer who is now suing.

[00:01:46] Who sued UCB and got like 700,000 dollars.

[00:01:49] What a fucking piece of shit.

[00:01:52] But apparently he's like suing individual comics now which is like can you imagine being that

[00:01:57] much with scumbag.

[00:01:58] I mean if you like how is it that you get $700,000 and you're like it's not enough.

[00:02:07] It's not enough to be I was caught allegedly doing something.

[00:02:12] Dude you understand that's imagine this.

[00:02:14] That's a hundred times what we make on the podcast.

[00:02:18] Yeah it's true.

[00:02:20] 700,000 dollars.

[00:02:21] Holy shit.

[00:02:22] You know they fucking fight him.

[00:02:23] That would be my current salary for the next 20 years.

[00:02:27] His rape was technically a hundred times more offensive than our podcast.

[00:02:31] Yeah.

[00:02:32] Well that's the thing you got to go offensive.

[00:02:34] That's how Milo got the book deal.

[00:02:36] I was worried about the show getting shut down because of all the you know world peace stuff

[00:02:41] and my own rapes that I've committed.

[00:02:44] Jeez.

[00:02:49] My own personal race.

[00:02:52] But after Milo's book deal you know I just think that it's going to be smooth sailing.

[00:02:57] You think so?

[00:02:58] Yeah probably.

[00:02:59] I want a book deal.

[00:03:00] We could get one dude.

[00:03:02] I was going to try and make a joke about how Milo's book would be like I was going to try

[00:03:06] and say mine comps but with a list but it already sounds like it has a list.

[00:03:10] Mine comps.

[00:03:11] Mine comps.

[00:03:12] Mine comps.

[00:03:13] Mine comps.

[00:03:14] Mine comps.

[00:03:15] Mine comps huh?

[00:03:16] Yeah.

[00:03:17] That's what Milo would say.

[00:03:19] He'd be like mine cock.

[00:03:21] It is.

[00:03:22] So he's gay.

[00:03:23] We're hanging out.

[00:03:24] He's a man.

[00:03:25] Yeah.

[00:03:26] He's a good home run bitch.

[00:03:28] Yeah.

[00:03:29] We're hanging out.

[00:03:30] We're watching Netflix original series chasing camera.

[00:03:33] It's the best show I've ever seen in my entire life.

[00:03:36] It's so fucking good.

[00:03:37] Let's give a little backstory.

[00:03:40] I found this on the Netflix News and Q.

[00:03:42] There's really no reason to have Netflix anymore folks.

[00:03:46] Get Apple TV.

[00:03:47] Sign up for the Apple.

[00:03:49] Just buy movies on iTunes and make sure you use promo code COMTEM.

[00:03:54] It says promo code not recognized.

[00:03:59] Just go into the Genius Bar and call them.

[00:04:02] I think we already covered this actually.

[00:04:07] Really everything on Netflix fucking sucks.

[00:04:09] Unless you like their...

[00:04:12] They got some good shit.

[00:04:13] Not only the original stuff.

[00:04:15] Like only their own mother.

[00:04:16] No, there's some BBC shit on there.

[00:04:17] They got Luther out that motherfucker.

[00:04:19] Do you watch Luther?

[00:04:21] Yeah, I just started watching Luther.

[00:04:23] Yeah, he's a smooth ass detective.

[00:04:25] Yeah, it's fucking...

[00:04:26] It's Stringer Bell dude, but he's fucking speaking his native tongue.

[00:04:29] He's sexy as shit.

[00:04:30] He probably fucks.

[00:04:31] I haven't gotten to any fucking yet, but he's probably going to do some fucking.

[00:04:35] They made a British law in order that got rid of the like boom boom boom.

[00:04:38] Like they got rid of the tone and it ruins it.

[00:04:43] You need the boom boom.

[00:04:44] You need the fucking shot.

[00:04:45] You need the...

[00:04:46] It's just like no point in watching it.

[00:04:48] I don't understand what part of the story we're in.

[00:04:50] Like what's happening without that fucking noise.

[00:04:53] I was on Netflix either now watching Captain America Civil War.

[00:04:57] No idea what they were talking about.

[00:05:00] There's so many superheroes.

[00:05:02] It's about states rights.

[00:05:04] It's not a thing.

[00:05:07] I fucking like...

[00:05:12] Civil War is pretty good.

[00:05:13] Nah man, all the dead dude super in here was fucking Sockdick.

[00:05:16] Yeah, but that starting to go into the galaxy was okay.

[00:05:18] It was good.

[00:05:19] I was listening to fucking shit.

[00:05:20] No dude, Civil War had some fun fighting and shit like that.

[00:05:23] They've all been bad since fucking Iron Man 2.

[00:05:26] Iron Man 2 is pretty good.

[00:05:27] Nah, that movie sucked.

[00:05:29] The first Iron Man was good and that was like the first good movie from them in a while.

[00:05:33] Everything prior to that had been shit also.

[00:05:37] Yeah, I mean it's all they're making these days anyway.

[00:05:39] Yeah, like the Doctor Strange shit.

[00:05:41] Oh that sucked hard.

[00:05:43] And my dad was like, because my dad loves all those fucking Sockdicks.

[00:05:46] And my dad's like, I gotta show you the trailer for this.

[00:05:48] I'm like, I have no fucking idea what this story is.

[00:05:50] You know, he's got magic power.

[00:05:52] I'm just supposed to go see this.

[00:05:53] Yeah, he's got a fucking gay cape.

[00:05:55] Yeah, it flows.

[00:05:56] There's gonna be a bad guy.

[00:05:57] They're gonna fight the bad guy.

[00:05:58] They're gonna think they killed this bad guy, but they don't kill the bad guy.

[00:06:01] And then some other thing's gonna go wrong and everyone in society is gonna say, no Doctor Strange is the bad guy.

[00:06:07] Yeah, yeah.

[00:06:08] Then he's gonna have to convince everyone else that he's the good guy.

[00:06:12] That's how every superhero movie, boo, Batman's actually bad.

[00:06:15] Batman is actually bad though.

[00:06:17] Uh oh, hot ass take alert.

[00:06:19] Batman is a rich guy that thinks he could do the police job better than the police.

[00:06:24] Yeah.

[00:06:25] He's a vigilante ass.

[00:06:26] Well the police also think that.

[00:06:28] Commissioner, the police commissioner, it's like, solicit Batman support on the right.

[00:06:33] Um, yeah guys, actually it's like a really messed up city and the cops are crooked.

[00:06:37] So they need like a trust fund guy that did a gap year into bet where he learned from the body.

[00:06:43] Yeah.

[00:06:44] He was fucking studying with, uh, what's his name?

[00:06:46] Razal Ghul.

[00:06:47] Razal Ghul, baby.

[00:06:48] And then Razal Ghul's daughter comes back.

[00:06:50] But the politics of the Christopher Nolan, Batman, who's just tweezer around, because it was like, uh, very, like, do you remember Bane was like,

[00:06:57] Occupy?

[00:06:58] Yeah, he was.

[00:06:59] Yeah.

[00:07:00] And while all the people were, like all the criminals were Occupy guys, then the message of the movie was that Occupy was bad.

[00:07:05] Occupy is bad.

[00:07:06] Yeah.

[00:07:07] Strange.

[00:07:08] Yeah.

[00:07:09] That like the Joker is like guys that hang out at the mall, which is like proto-occupy.

[00:07:15] Is the people who didn't have jobs.

[00:07:17] That was where the first occupy was.

[00:07:18] They just wore big jeans.

[00:07:20] Yeah.

[00:07:21] And they were like twisted.

[00:07:22] You know, when drum circles didn't have politics behind them.

[00:07:25] That's what the Joker is.

[00:07:26] She's about being a fucking menace, dude.

[00:07:29] Yeah.

[00:07:30] Being a fucked up guy.

[00:07:31] Did you guys see the Suicide Squad?

[00:07:33] What if like a one-two, but I haven't.

[00:07:35] I didn't see it.

[00:07:36] But Jared let us, Jared let us Joker take on the Joker is cool because he has tattoos that say ha ha ha ha.

[00:07:43] I know he's the Joker.

[00:07:45] Yeah.

[00:07:46] He should have just played his character from Dallas Buyers Club.

[00:07:50] You guys.

[00:07:52] I've got AIDS.

[00:07:56] Come here.

[00:07:57] Let me give you a paper cut.

[00:07:58] I've got AIDS.

[00:08:00] Like Joker get away from me.

[00:08:02] This isn't funny.

[00:08:03] I think the makeup was about the same.

[00:08:04] There's still no cure.

[00:08:05] I know people don't take it as seriously as they used to, but there's still no cure.

[00:08:08] My friend is telling me that.

[00:08:11] I'm chills for my life.

[00:08:13] Joker, stop.

[00:08:14] Come here.

[00:08:15] Let me give you a smooth check out AIDS.

[00:08:18] From Dallas.

[00:08:23] Jesus.

[00:08:24] You know that?

[00:08:26] You see that movie?

[00:08:27] That guy.

[00:08:28] They made the movie about a homophobe that gets AIDS.

[00:08:31] Yeah.

[00:08:32] But in real life he gets.

[00:08:33] I told you this.

[00:08:34] The real guy, yeah he was bisexual.

[00:08:35] He was bisexual.

[00:08:36] It's so funny because it's like what?

[00:08:38] Everybody hate you queers, but I want to save you.

[00:08:40] So when the movie came out everyone was like, wow, I can't believe they let a nine trans person

[00:08:45] play a trans person.

[00:08:47] Can you believe how fucked up that is that they wouldn't give the opportunity and it's

[00:08:52] like, all right, whatever.

[00:08:54] But everyone just had no problem with the fact that like, okay, well it's a movie about

[00:08:58] a guy from Texas that has AIDS.

[00:08:59] So no one's going to believe that a guy from Texas isn't a bigot.

[00:09:02] So we're just going to alter this actual human beings life story to make him a piece

[00:09:08] of shit.

[00:09:09] So he has something that like overcomped.

[00:09:10] I was like related to that guy.

[00:09:13] I would have never signed off on that movie.

[00:09:16] So I think his family disowned him because of the whole.

[00:09:18] Well then make the movie about the fucking family.

[00:09:20] Don't like, don't take this guy who was legitimately a fucking hero and you're like, wow, there's

[00:09:25] no real story arc if he's a homosexual.

[00:09:27] Okay, let's just make it where these pieces shed from Texas because everyone from Texas

[00:09:32] is an asshole.

[00:09:33] Yeah, whereas Jared Leto's character, he was a guy dressing up as a woman which is like

[00:09:40] a trans person does.

[00:09:41] Yeah, you know, he was an actor.

[00:09:43] Yeah, yeah.

[00:09:44] They hired an actor to act like someone else.

[00:09:47] Right.

[00:09:48] You also don't know that his character is transgender.

[00:09:50] His character could just be a transvest site.

[00:09:52] Yeah, yeah.

[00:09:53] Which in the context of that time frame would make more sense.

[00:09:56] Yeah, but it was a trans person, right?

[00:09:57] So they probably should have gotten a fucking, how many roles are there for trans people?

[00:10:01] There's the fucking, there's that.

[00:10:03] Lover and Cox.

[00:10:04] Oh, yeah.

[00:10:05] Okay.

[00:10:06] How about this and why wasn't the movie starring somebody who actually had AIDS?

[00:10:08] I think it was a massive economy does have AIDS.

[00:10:11] Yeah.

[00:10:12] He got AIDS from Sarah Jessica Parker on.

[00:10:14] They did get the guy who's actually from Texas.

[00:10:16] So yeah, he is from, he's from Austin, right?

[00:10:19] I think he's from Matthew.

[00:10:20] Now he's from like some bullshit.

[00:10:21] He went to Austin.

[00:10:22] He went to UT.

[00:10:23] He went to Austin.

[00:10:24] That's where he met Richard Linklater.

[00:10:25] I think so, I guess.

[00:10:27] Oh, there boys at, and we see Wes Anderson.

[00:10:30] How much do you think the Owens brothers?

[00:10:32] That guy brought, yeah, they wrote bottle rocket in Texas.

[00:10:35] They got probably fucked so much in Texas, dude, in Austin.

[00:10:38] Linklater, all those dudes.

[00:10:40] Everyone just mentioned probably fucked a lot in Austin.

[00:10:42] He's probably the most because he was a jock and also an artist.

[00:10:45] Ooh.

[00:10:46] Yeah, that's a good company.

[00:10:47] Like a jockey?

[00:10:48] Like your friend?

[00:10:49] Not your friend, but that guy you show.

[00:10:51] Jason?

[00:10:52] Well, no, I don't want to say the name of the video series.

[00:10:56] Yes.

[00:10:57] Is it a video series?

[00:10:58] Can we talk about it?

[00:11:00] Who is this?

[00:11:01] Yeah, we could talk about it.

[00:11:02] Okay, so this is the guy's the...

[00:11:03] We don't have to say the name of it.

[00:11:04] The creators.

[00:11:05] Okay, we're not saying the name.

[00:11:06] Yeah, you can beep that out, but I'm not going to be a bit out.

[00:11:09] There's no way to go to the party.

[00:11:11] You know, the people are going to find it.

[00:11:13] That's such a...

[00:11:14] No, they'll find it.

[00:11:15] They found Irwin, remember?

[00:11:16] The name is so fucking uninspired that it's like, but you're going to Google the creators.

[00:11:19] I guarantee you so much.

[00:11:21] They literally found everything.

[00:11:23] They found Irwin Quill we described on this podcast.

[00:11:26] Yeah, shout out to the Cowboys everywhere for your investigative skills.

[00:11:31] Yeah.

[00:11:32] This kid I knew in college was like a club promoter kid from New York City.

[00:11:37] Like wore like velvet blazers and be like, yeah.

[00:11:40] I didn't want to get down on a table this weekend.

[00:11:43] Like my man, Betty's at the door.

[00:11:45] He's hooking us up.

[00:11:46] He don't need ideas.

[00:11:47] We could bring under his girls.

[00:11:49] And then senior year of college had an emotional breakdown and came out of it, deciding he

[00:11:56] was going to be an artist and be a writer.

[00:11:59] So he decided that in order to be a writer, all the best writers were drunk when they

[00:12:04] wrote.

[00:12:05] Yes.

[00:12:06] So he just became an alcoholic and was like, we'd just go on these rants about how he's

[00:12:10] writing like the most incredible novel of like of all time and how Jesus.

[00:12:16] And he's like, dude, do you know Tim Robbins, like Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins?

[00:12:21] And I'm like, yeah, he's like, Tim Robbins knows about this book and he wants, he's like

[00:12:25] really by the project.

[00:12:26] What did he say?

[00:12:27] You can't say that.

[00:12:28] Anyway, did he know them?

[00:12:29] What the fuck?

[00:12:30] Yeah.

[00:12:31] So he's like a rich like Manhattan.

[00:12:32] Okay.

[00:12:33] I can show you.

[00:12:34] So you may be new somewhere.

[00:12:35] Right.

[00:12:36] Right.

[00:12:37] Right.

[00:12:38] Right.

[00:12:39] But how funny would be if he wasn't lying in Tim Robbins, it's like, man, there's this

[00:12:44] fucking retard.

[00:12:45] It's this amazing book.

[00:12:47] So I think he had like hundreds of pages and a friend of mine read it and said it was

[00:12:52] like, you know, insane.

[00:12:54] But give a copy.

[00:12:56] I saw him in New York and I'm like, Oh, dude, how are you doing?

[00:12:59] And he's like, good man, doing the artist thing moved out to Brooklyn.

[00:13:04] And I'm like, where are you living?

[00:13:05] He's like north seventh and Bedford.

[00:13:08] Oh my.

[00:13:09] I live in the whole food in Williamsburg.

[00:13:13] That's so funny.

[00:13:14] That's so funny.

[00:13:15] It's $6,000.

[00:13:16] Of course he's going to say, of course he's going to say Williamsburg, but seventh and

[00:13:26] Bedford.

[00:13:27] Yeah.

[00:13:28] Christ.

[00:13:29] That's like I moved to LA reliving on the Hollywood sign.

[00:13:33] I live in the L.

[00:13:34] I live in the O with Mickey Mouse.

[00:13:37] It's literally, you know, the first stop into Brooklyn.

[00:13:42] And it's like one of the most expensive neighborhoods in New York now as a result.

[00:13:46] Goddamn.

[00:13:47] And so I saw him and you know, he has a really hot girlfriend obviously and that there's

[00:13:52] is a debates from the show.

[00:13:54] Yeah.

[00:13:55] She's so hot.

[00:13:56] I didn't meet these people.

[00:13:57] And so he made this he made like a pilot, I guess maybe related to his book.

[00:14:02] Hell yes.

[00:14:03] About like artists.

[00:14:04] Does he need actors?

[00:14:05] And it's like all about like the sickest artists and they live in a legendary artist's loft

[00:14:10] doing art together.

[00:14:12] They are the creators.

[00:14:15] So like the show, yeah, the web series idea is like, so it's this high girl whose mom

[00:14:21] was an artist, I guess.

[00:14:23] Yes.

[00:14:24] And then the mom like fucking is goes like she's like, I'm done doing art.

[00:14:27] I'm going to do business.

[00:14:28] I guess so she inherits.

[00:14:29] She inherits the loft space for her mom and her mom like throws her the keys.

[00:14:34] She's like, I'm a business woman.

[00:14:36] Yeah.

[00:14:37] Well, the keys are like these like very propy like dungeon.

[00:14:40] Yeah.

[00:14:41] Like I just like with those like, yeah, like what?

[00:14:46] Yeah.

[00:14:47] Those keys haven't opened anything.

[00:14:49] Like from a treasure chest chest.

[00:14:52] Yeah.

[00:14:53] The keys and it's like I can just imagine these retards finding those keys and being like,

[00:14:57] Oh my God, this would look, these would be perfect.

[00:15:01] The cow artful, these keys are that's incredible.

[00:15:04] Yeah.

[00:15:05] So there's a pilot out.

[00:15:06] Yeah.

[00:15:07] No, there isn't a pilot, but there's like a teaser.

[00:15:09] I've been on the sneak following this shit for years now.

[00:15:14] It's incredible.

[00:15:15] It's so fun.

[00:15:16] I'm mad.

[00:15:17] I didn't know about it.

[00:15:18] Well, they had this, they had one teaser reel prior to the actual series itself where

[00:15:22] it's just like all these like talking heads where they cut him between all the people.

[00:15:25] When they talk about what art is and then it like it opens up with this like, you know,

[00:15:30] it's all these people talking, but then it goes to the extremely hot girlfriend who's

[00:15:34] like German or something.

[00:15:36] Yeah, she has a sort of a German.

[00:15:38] Yeah.

[00:15:39] Yeah.

[00:15:40] Yeah.

[00:15:41] She's probably from New York though.

[00:15:42] Yeah.

[00:15:43] Right.

[00:15:44] Well, you know, this like fucking like very hot, affluent, like Aryan, you know, and so she's

[00:15:48] like looking into the camera and she's like, art is like the only escape that people really

[00:15:54] have.

[00:15:55] And it's like escape from what?

[00:15:57] Literally what?

[00:15:58] Yeah.

[00:15:59] What do you have to escape from?

[00:16:00] Your life is perfect.

[00:16:02] Your life is absolutely perfect.

[00:16:05] You have nothing to escape from.

[00:16:08] People it's to escape from you.

[00:16:11] People like you.

[00:16:13] My best, my favorite part is that they cast all these like young, hot people, but one

[00:16:17] of the people they cast is just literally a homeless man off the streets.

[00:16:22] That's the only black character.

[00:16:23] No, it's like a white guy.

[00:16:26] It's one of those bus station white guys.

[00:16:28] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:29] That's a classic.

[00:16:30] I've been around here for a long time.

[00:16:32] Right.

[00:16:33] And it because you used to be able to, that was a fucking Roy Rogers or one of these

[00:16:37] fucking Mexicans around here.

[00:16:40] Do they have any how do you have any change?

[00:16:42] Do that?

[00:16:43] Is it all beautiful, rich white people?

[00:16:44] Yeah, for the most part.

[00:16:46] Yeah.

[00:16:47] And then a black guy wears a vest and a fedora.

[00:16:49] Yeah.

[00:16:50] It's pretty much gibberish.

[00:16:51] Yeah.

[00:16:52] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:53] I know that guy from DC.

[00:16:54] That guy is hilarious too.

[00:16:55] Well, that's you were joking.

[00:16:57] You were.

[00:16:58] Yeah.

[00:16:59] You were joking.

[00:17:00] You were just the black guy.

[00:17:01] The black guy is just like fucking like the dark and the sea in the four characters.

[00:17:06] I think he's in the scene in DC like doing stand up.

[00:17:09] Oh, really?

[00:17:10] Yeah.

[00:17:11] He sounds to be like Facebook invites.

[00:17:12] Comedy is the only escape I truly have.

[00:17:15] It's a cascade.

[00:17:16] Yeah.

[00:17:17] Yeah.

[00:17:18] And then they're just like, you know, and they're artists.

[00:17:19] So they're all covered in paint.

[00:17:21] Oh, yeah.

[00:17:22] That's because that's what artists do.

[00:17:24] They walk around.

[00:17:25] There's this hot.

[00:17:26] Covered in paint like day laborers.

[00:17:27] When have you ever seen anyone that actually paints something get fucking paint all of

[00:17:33] themselves like a toddler?

[00:17:35] Oh, God.

[00:17:36] Look at toddler learning how to eat.

[00:17:39] Someone's going to find out.

[00:17:40] I'm in trouble.

[00:17:41] I mean, immediately this someone is going to find out.

[00:17:43] Well, I'm just glad it's not my fault because I don't know these people.

[00:17:46] Yeah, I know.

[00:17:47] I don't know.

[00:17:48] I know.

[00:17:49] I know.

[00:17:50] Yeah.

[00:17:51] No, he sent me.

[00:17:52] They sent Adam, like the promo email like years ago and Adam immediately forwarded it

[00:17:55] to me.

[00:17:56] What the fuck Adam?

[00:17:57] Why did I get this fucking email?

[00:17:58] Well, I knew that it was prima mold.com.

[00:18:00] Yeah.

[00:18:01] I just saw a drunk in my mom's apartment, drinking my mom's wine.

[00:18:06] What the fuck is this?

[00:18:08] You're like, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[00:18:13] This is fucking awful.

[00:18:15] Oh, man.

[00:18:16] Yeah, I love it.

[00:18:17] I love it so much.

[00:18:18] But whatever, I think a lot of their parents had a rough time in 2008.

[00:18:23] So 2008.

[00:18:24] 2008.

[00:18:25] They're all stock brokers.

[00:18:27] Yeah, yeah.

[00:18:28] But they're doing fine now.

[00:18:29] Hedge fund.

[00:18:30] My parents have had a hard thing now.

[00:18:31] My parents have had a hard 1984 to 2016.

[00:18:34] Yeah.

[00:18:35] My folks 91 onwards.

[00:18:38] Yeah.

[00:18:39] Yeah.

[00:18:40] And well, now that we're podcast rich, we can have children.

[00:18:42] Yeah.

[00:18:43] Oh, no.

[00:18:44] We're all getting the sector.

[00:18:45] Because that's the next purchase.

[00:18:46] Yeah.

[00:18:47] Can you imagine how shitty of a child I would have?

[00:18:50] Oh, my God.

[00:18:51] First of all, I would never pay attention to it.

[00:18:53] Yeah.

[00:18:54] Like, Dad, can I play video games?

[00:18:56] Absolutely not.

[00:18:57] I think this is a, it's your own fucking console.

[00:18:59] You're going to ruin my fucking ranking.

[00:19:00] Why don't you start your own fucking podcast?

[00:19:03] Then you can live the life you think you deserve.

[00:19:07] I asked my mom if she would just raise a child if I got it if I had a job.

[00:19:11] I was like, I know you want grandkids.

[00:19:14] Would you just raise one?

[00:19:15] I was like, no, I'm fucking, I used to work with these two Peruvian guys that were like

[00:19:19] my age.

[00:19:20] They were like 16.

[00:19:21] And both of them were like, yeah, I just got kids back and my mom was like, I'm like, I

[00:19:23] can Peru, man.

[00:19:24] I go back there and you know, you don't have to use condoms or whatever.

[00:19:29] But you know, I go back and I see my kid.

[00:19:31] Everyone's in a while.

[00:19:32] That's so chill.

[00:19:33] It seems like a great setup.

[00:19:35] Do it a peru.

[00:19:36] Yeah.

[00:19:37] You're 16.

[00:19:38] Just go fucking knock us.

[00:19:39] Some other Peruvian child.

[00:19:41] And that way, my parents found out in America about the come town podcast.

[00:19:46] One of the first things they told me is no one will ever marry you.

[00:19:53] They said the come boys.

[00:19:56] No one will ever marry you.

[00:19:58] Yeah.

[00:19:59] Whatever.

[00:20:00] We got suitors.

[00:20:01] Who the fuck wants to get married, dude?

[00:20:02] We're post gender roles.

[00:20:03] I'm gonna get married.

[00:20:05] I'm not gonna get fucking married.

[00:20:06] I'll get married, but I'm probably like, I'll probably get married to a much younger

[00:20:10] person.

[00:20:11] I see that.

[00:20:12] Maybe when I'm ready to settle down when I'm 87.

[00:20:15] Yeah.

[00:20:16] Yeah.

[00:20:17] My future wife is in middle school.

[00:20:19] Yeah.

[00:20:20] At some point I want my life to be like that picture I sent you yesterday of Megan Fox

[00:20:25] and some some new redstone.

[00:20:27] Yeah.

[00:20:28] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles premiere.

[00:20:30] Oh my god.

[00:20:31] Really?

[00:20:32] Yeah.

[00:20:33] He looks like so scary and old.

[00:20:34] Oh.

[00:20:35] Yeah.

[00:20:36] Because he's old and then he's also a burn victim.

[00:20:38] And he's a burn victim.

[00:20:39] Oh, he is a burn victim.

[00:20:40] Yeah.

[00:20:41] I didn't know that.

[00:20:42] Then I found I saw on his Wikipedia and said that they said he'd never have a normal

[00:20:44] life again.

[00:20:45] But two years later, he was playing tennis every day and staging a hostile takeover

[00:20:49] of Viacom.

[00:20:50] Which is not a normal life.

[00:20:53] That's not a normal life.

[00:20:54] It became like a superhero in that fire.

[00:20:57] Absolutely.

[00:20:58] Well, he's probably just, it's probably like that South Park episode where like just

[00:21:01] like Christopher Reeve stem cell episode.

[00:21:03] Oh yeah.

[00:21:04] Where he's just like eating babies.

[00:21:05] Eating babies.

[00:21:06] I guarantee you some new redstone is doing something like that.

[00:21:10] It's so funny.

[00:21:11] Like in the, so it's, all these women are coming for trying to get us money, but his

[00:21:15] kids are like trying to hang on to the money.

[00:21:17] Right.

[00:21:18] They're like 97 years old.

[00:21:20] They're just like, they're old people.

[00:21:22] Yeah, they're 65 probably.

[00:21:23] Yeah, they're probably like in their late 60s or 70s.

[00:21:26] Yeah.

[00:21:27] Yeah.

[00:21:28] He's like 95, 94.

[00:21:29] Yeah, that's incredible.

[00:21:30] God dude, the mistresses that had to fuck that guy.

[00:21:34] That's fucking awful.

[00:21:35] Although I guess incredibly horny.

[00:21:37] That's the cool thing about some, actually my friend, my friend met him once.

[00:21:41] Yeah, Brandon who fucked him.

[00:21:42] No, no, no, sorry.

[00:21:43] Well, Brandon, yeah, Brandon did fuck him.

[00:21:45] Brandon got off the plane to Hollywood.

[00:21:49] There's a limo waiting for him and some of the redstone was in the limo waiting for him.

[00:21:52] Yeah, he fucked him in the edge right then and there.

[00:21:54] He fucked him.

[00:21:55] And then he was like, how would you like a Snapchat show?

[00:21:57] Yeah.

[00:21:58] Then he got the hot takes on comedy central Snapchat.

[00:22:03] I'm also annoyed he made me edit out that set from the live show.

[00:22:07] Brandon?

[00:22:08] Yeah.

[00:22:09] Well, I mean, you can catch all those jokes on major network television.

[00:22:15] Yeah.

[00:22:16] So, yeah, you know, Adam, like cut through the audio.

[00:22:23] I didn't want you to set, but I had to like, you know, jump through the audio file to

[00:22:27] figure out where Brandon said like started in.

[00:22:31] So I just hear like, and then it's like Drake was like, you know, I'm like, how are you

[00:22:36] this much of a predictable fucking thing?

[00:22:39] Darcy found out that we were talking with that I talked about her on the podcast.

[00:22:43] Good.

[00:22:44] She's a piece of shit.

[00:22:45] She's being nice to her.

[00:22:46] And then she tweeted about it got like 300 likes.

[00:22:49] So I think she's like super down with us talking about it on the podcast.

[00:22:52] Yeah.

[00:22:53] Yeah.

[00:22:54] What you described was fucking like psychopath behavior.

[00:22:59] Oh, yeah.

[00:23:00] Yeah.

[00:23:01] It was messed up.

[00:23:02] So like when she asked to do come down and then I went outside and checked Twitter and

[00:23:05] she was like, yeah, tell me more about your podcast.

[00:23:08] Come down.

[00:23:09] You should have fucking reply.

[00:23:10] You should have been you should have quote tweeted and been like, you asked to do the

[00:23:13] podcast.

[00:23:14] And she's like showing up at the fucking bar and being all friendly or whatever.

[00:23:18] I'm not going to talk to her.

[00:23:19] I think she, I think she's a, I think she's, she's all right.

[00:23:22] No, I do too.

[00:23:23] She's like Brandon though.

[00:23:24] She like that internet person.

[00:23:26] She's like internet.

[00:23:27] Well, here's the thing I know Brandon.

[00:23:28] Yes.

[00:23:29] I know Brandon for a long time.

[00:23:31] If I didn't know, I think he's a fucking Cox on.

[00:23:34] That's actually pretty true.

[00:23:36] I don't know.

[00:23:37] This fucking girl is sure if your entry point to me is, oh, she has the same personality

[00:23:42] as Brandon Ward.

[00:23:43] I'm going to fucking hate it.

[00:23:45] Yeah.

[00:23:46] Well, I don't know Cameron Dallas or any of these vine boys, but I love each and everyone.

[00:23:53] Oh, so yeah, we got to get back.

[00:23:55] Can we talk about this show?

[00:23:56] Chasing.

[00:23:57] Why we're trying to?

[00:23:58] We kept changing the subject.

[00:23:59] Well, you know, beautiful topics.

[00:24:01] We knit well, I would.

[00:24:02] Yeah.

[00:24:03] I keep getting emails from Khan Academy because I, you know, the coding thing.

[00:24:08] Well, it's, it's learning.

[00:24:10] Yeah.

[00:24:11] You can learn that.

[00:24:12] You're trying to learn one day here where you're like, maybe I'll learn something.

[00:24:16] Yeah.

[00:24:17] So I remember I used to do that as a kid and then you try to learn something.

[00:24:19] You're like, oh, no, not learning.

[00:24:21] No, this is why I hated this.

[00:24:22] So fucking sucks.

[00:24:24] Dick fucking learn shit.

[00:24:26] Learning sucks.

[00:24:27] They email me every day and they're like, please keep learning.

[00:24:30] What do you want to learn?

[00:24:31] If you could learn one skill, what would it be?

[00:24:33] Well, I don't know.

[00:24:35] I mean, I teach myself things pretty often.

[00:24:38] You do.

[00:24:39] You're a woodworker now.

[00:24:40] I don't know.

[00:24:41] We're sitting on it.

[00:24:42] We're sitting in a, yeah, Nick, you learn a lot.

[00:24:45] You're a smart guy.

[00:24:46] Your brand is that you're dumb, but you're a very smart guy.

[00:24:48] I don't know what I would like.

[00:24:49] My brand is that I'm smart, but I'm actually very dumb.

[00:24:52] Probably a foreign language.

[00:24:53] Probably a foreign language.

[00:24:54] So your brand is that you're gay.

[00:24:55] A foreign language?

[00:24:56] Yeah.

[00:24:57] Oh, that's a good one.

[00:24:58] Which one?

[00:24:59] French.

[00:25:00] Which one?

[00:25:01] You know French.

[00:25:02] I know, I know French.

[00:25:03] Yeah.

[00:25:04] Jepaul Francais.

[00:25:05] Why don't you want to go?

[00:25:06] Jepaul, I know.

[00:25:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:08] Yeah.

[00:25:09] Yeah.

[00:25:10] Adam fucking before we start recording.

[00:25:11] To all of us.

[00:25:12] No, it's not.

[00:25:13] It was like, guys, you think if we make more money, we could take a trip together?

[00:25:18] Maybe Paris.

[00:25:19] What?

[00:25:20] It's fucking bitch.

[00:25:21] I want to take a bro's trip.

[00:25:23] The fucking France.

[00:25:24] What the fuck?

[00:25:25] What?

[00:25:26] That's the first thing we do.

[00:25:27] Do you understand, first of all, we're not like, we're still, it's a nice place.

[00:25:37] It's a shop, silly, you say?

[00:25:39] If we're going to spend that much money.

[00:25:40] We're going to spend it with us.

[00:25:44] Not family, not like a girl.

[00:25:46] Like you want to go fucking to the Louvre together?

[00:25:51] Let's go to, okay.

[00:25:52] So, dude, I'm buying a compound central Pennsylvania.

[00:25:54] We're going to fucking go off-roading.

[00:25:55] Now that sounds tight.

[00:25:57] I'll go on a trip domestic.

[00:25:59] Yeah.

[00:26:00] What do you want to do?

[00:26:01] I want to do like some Viva Lebam type shit.

[00:26:03] I'm just going to buy acreage and then we're going to get guns and fucking, you know.

[00:26:07] Kill out.

[00:26:08] Yeah, we're going to go out there.

[00:26:10] You're going to be like that movie green room, except it's going to be five minutes long.

[00:26:15] Oh, fuck.

[00:26:17] Get the fuck out of my face.

[00:26:18] I don't know.

[00:26:19] Look at these guys, these Vine guys on this show chasing camera.

[00:26:22] Yeah, let's do an international come town tour.

[00:26:24] These guys are on tour.

[00:26:25] You can set up a France, a Paris show.

[00:26:28] We want to go to Cologne.

[00:26:29] We want to go to Milan.

[00:26:30] I think that we want to meet all the girls, the young girls in the band.

[00:26:33] I want to meet some of the Goils out there in Europe.

[00:26:36] I hear they love Jews.

[00:26:38] They love Jews and France.

[00:26:39] So we're watching this chasing Cameron show and it's about Cameron Dallas, Trace Jordan,

[00:26:49] Tric Tracy and Trent Trillboy and there are five Vine boys.

[00:26:57] On a tour.

[00:26:59] They're on international tour.

[00:27:00] It's about Magcon.

[00:27:01] It's a Netflix original series.

[00:27:04] And so basically it's like you just try and figure out who's exploiting who.

[00:27:08] It's like this like or Boris of rape, I guess.

[00:27:13] You can't really determine who you should be mad at or who you should dislike here.

[00:27:20] Is it the adults that are profiting off of these young boys?

[00:27:25] Is it these young boys that are taking advantage of these adults by not being grateful for them,

[00:27:30] for making a career out of literally doing absolutely nothing?

[00:27:34] They do nothing.

[00:27:35] They go on tours and then people pay to go see them and then they just take pictures with

[00:27:40] people.

[00:27:41] It's like the best part was when just in this episode they were like one of the kids was

[00:27:47] like, yeah, anyway, like people come up to me and they're like, I was suicidal and then

[00:27:51] like say my life because you're fine.

[00:27:53] And like someone else came up to me and they were like, yeah, I've been sober for two and

[00:27:57] a half years because you're fine.

[00:27:59] It's like, damn, what do you even say to that?

[00:28:02] They're like, yeah, you saved someone's life.

[00:28:04] Like honestly, if you could just do that once, that likes like way more than most people

[00:28:08] doing a whole lifetime.

[00:28:09] They're just saying that what they've done is more important than what other people.

[00:28:13] But what 11 year old girls are like got off junk a year and a half ago?

[00:28:18] Like who are these who are these Cameron Dallas fans that are it's it's only peta

[00:28:23] fives that want to fuck them?

[00:28:25] Oh, 100% well, no, and little girls too.

[00:28:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:28:28] Yeah.

[00:28:29] But the little girls are fucking on.

[00:28:30] I mean, I guess there's some drug addict little girls.

[00:28:33] It's just interesting to me that they don't have any discernible skills.

[00:28:37] They just post.

[00:28:38] Well, they're cute boys.

[00:28:40] They're cute boys that post cute.

[00:28:41] Yeah, they don't do anything.

[00:28:43] It's like they don't do jokes.

[00:28:45] They're like, it's like a child's idea of what a job should be.

[00:28:48] They're like, when I grow up, I want to be a fucking, you know, a millionaire banker

[00:28:53] and then but they never actually go to the bank.

[00:28:55] Yeah, yeah.

[00:28:56] You know, I'm gonna suit that.

[00:28:57] Right.

[00:28:58] They wear a suit and they have a briefcase.

[00:28:59] Yeah.

[00:29:00] This is what these children are doing except with like being a celebrity.

[00:29:02] Right.

[00:29:03] But we got the show tonight and then they show you that we just watched it.

[00:29:07] Yeah.

[00:29:08] There is no show.

[00:29:09] Yeah.

[00:29:10] They show them standing on stage and they're like, wow, there's a lot of you guys out

[00:29:13] here.

[00:29:14] Can't believe you came.

[00:29:15] Then it just cuts the picture taking.

[00:29:16] Well, they have.

[00:29:17] They do terrible music too.

[00:29:19] The one guy does.

[00:29:20] The one guy does.

[00:29:21] The black guy too, the country black guy.

[00:29:23] We have not seen him do any kind of music.

[00:29:25] He's only there to give them some kind of like, you know, affirmative action.

[00:29:29] Yeah, well, not affirmative action, but like at least so permission to be racist.

[00:29:33] Yeah.

[00:29:34] Some cultural authenticity to the fucking, you know, sagging of the pants.

[00:29:39] Yeah.

[00:29:40] Let's dumb shit.

[00:29:41] You know, it's weird because like I say that with like this disdain as if I'm an old guy,

[00:29:47] but the culture really isn't changed much since I was a teenager.

[00:29:50] No, it was just like that with like literally the same exact shit.

[00:29:54] Yeah.

[00:29:55] Went to high school with all this stuff.

[00:29:56] Yeah, just a little nicer.

[00:29:57] Like the clothes are a little nicer now.

[00:29:58] Are they?

[00:29:59] No, they're more like hype beast stuff.

[00:30:01] Yeah.

[00:30:02] And now the only difference is now that pants have cuffs.

[00:30:05] Sweat pants have cuffs on the bottom.

[00:30:06] Yeah.

[00:30:07] That's literally the only difference.

[00:30:09] Well, anyhow, I love the camera and was just like, I'm a CEO, guys.

[00:30:14] Yeah.

[00:30:15] He is.

[00:30:16] He is the first episode.

[00:30:17] He's a small business owner.

[00:30:18] I watched the first episode.

[00:30:19] Basically he, they, they quit magcon and then started doing magcon again, but with the understanding

[00:30:25] that they all get equity in the company.

[00:30:28] So he became the CEO.

[00:30:29] Anyhow, so we're watching the one where, well, I guess they were in Cologne, Germany.

[00:30:36] Yeah.

[00:30:37] Yeah.

[00:30:38] And which one of them pronounces is colon.

[00:30:40] Yeah.

[00:30:41] Like, and they get, you know, they get the shit kicked out of them at some bar and they

[00:30:47] have to cancel the show.

[00:30:49] We got to turn this off.

[00:30:50] This is going to derail the entire fucking podcast.

[00:30:53] Sorry, but this show is enthralling.

[00:30:56] Yeah.

[00:30:57] It's really good.

[00:30:58] And everyone should watch it.

[00:30:59] I'm like really fucking into it.

[00:31:01] It's fascinating.

[00:31:02] Yeah.

[00:31:03] And here's the other thing with this fucking show.

[00:31:05] There's no way they're not all just fucking a bunch.

[00:31:08] You know what I mean?

[00:31:09] Like this is just, this is so manicured and so like what they want you to see.

[00:31:14] I don't get how old they are.

[00:31:15] Are they like 16 or like, no, they're all 27 years old, dude.

[00:31:19] They are 16.

[00:31:20] No, yeah, they're 16.

[00:31:21] Let's have a 17, 18.

[00:31:23] I hope they're legal.

[00:31:25] Sorry, would you fuck a boy?

[00:31:33] No, probably not.

[00:31:34] Really?

[00:31:35] Like a child?

[00:31:36] What do you mean a child?

[00:31:37] No, like a young like a young like prepubescent.

[00:31:41] Like putting, you know, he's just starting.

[00:31:44] So he's like, you know, he's kind of gangly or whatever.

[00:31:46] He's still very smooth.

[00:31:47] He's got to fill out a little bit.

[00:31:49] Like I want to be smooth, but a little filled out.

[00:31:51] Did you coin the term smooth boy?

[00:31:53] Ah, fucking goddamn cat bit me.

[00:31:56] Good fucking bitch.

[00:31:57] I hate these goddamn cats, dude.

[00:31:59] Where did I hear some of the same smooth boy the other day?

[00:32:01] And I was like, the only time I've ever heard that was Nick.

[00:32:05] This cat dude, fucking bit my beautiful hand.

[00:32:08] The girl cats are small.

[00:32:10] How is that possibly painful?

[00:32:12] His painful for a second.

[00:32:14] Anyhow, all right, back to Aaron Glazer, guys.

[00:32:18] No, no, no.

[00:32:19] We got that Facebook post.

[00:32:21] No, we got this hypothetical.

[00:32:23] But so I mean, like, you know, maybe like a 14 year old boy.

[00:32:29] The scenario is you're in like, you know,

[00:32:31] one of your ancestral bathhouses.

[00:32:33] Of course.

[00:32:33] OK, well, I mean, if it's back or you're back in prison.

[00:32:36] If I'm back in prison, yes.

[00:32:37] What am I going to do?

[00:32:39] That's like you'd be like, would you be racist in the 20s?

[00:32:41] Yes, you'd be fucking racist back then.

[00:32:43] Yes, I would fuck boys.

[00:32:44] I wouldn't be.

[00:32:45] I wouldn't be racist.

[00:32:46] Oh, yeah, I don't need a BC.

[00:32:48] I mean, now.

[00:32:49] Oh, no.

[00:32:49] It's now.

[00:32:50] I'm in the ruins of a bathhouse.

[00:32:51] I'm kidnapped a child.

[00:32:55] Yeah.

[00:32:55] What were the music instruments, like harps?

[00:32:58] Yeah, the loots.

[00:32:59] Loots.

[00:32:59] Yeah, the loots.

[00:33:00] The lure.

[00:33:01] The lure, yeah, yeah.

[00:33:03] So it's almost playing lure.

[00:33:04] It's like steamy from the hot, beautiful waters.

[00:33:06] But it is current day.

[00:33:08] Dude, I fucking was dying, laughing with time.

[00:33:10] They had a YouTube video that's like recording

[00:33:13] of the oldest musical instrument in the world.

[00:33:15] And it's some like predecessor to the like loot from Egypt,

[00:33:20] from like ancient Egypt, from like, I don't know,

[00:33:24] what is that, like 10,000 years ago?

[00:33:27] Yeah, yeah, okay.

[00:33:28] Sure.

[00:33:29] No, not that far back.

[00:33:30] Yeah, I think it was.

[00:33:30] It literally was.

[00:33:31] Yeah, it was like, it was far as you should go.

[00:33:33] You want to, it was a fucking trivia fact.

[00:33:34] It blows my mind every time I hear it,

[00:33:36] is that we are as far away from ancient Rome,

[00:33:39] as ancient Rome was from ancient Egypt.

[00:33:41] You think about that shit?

[00:33:42] That's fucking far as you should go.

[00:33:44] Well, ancient Rome was like the time of Jesus,

[00:33:46] so like 2,000 years, so it's like 4,000 years ago.

[00:33:49] Okay, nice.

[00:33:49] See that?

[00:33:50] See my factoid fucking paid off.

[00:33:53] 10,000 years is the dawn of like mankind, as far as.

[00:33:56] Yes, yeah, yeah.

[00:33:58] So, yeah, they found this like, where there's like a YouTube

[00:34:03] video that's like recording the oldest instrument in the world.

[00:34:06] And it sounds like shit.

[00:34:07] Yeah, of course.

[00:34:08] And it's like, bla bla bla bla.

[00:34:10] And one of the comments on there was like,

[00:34:12] how the fuck did they record this?

[00:34:14] That's incredible.

[00:34:21] How the fuck did they record this?

[00:34:25] Dude, I...

[00:34:26] Is it YouTube video?

[00:34:28] 4,000 years ago?

[00:34:30] Oh, fuck this.

[00:34:33] So good.

[00:34:35] Yeah, imagine living in ancient Egypt, dude.

[00:34:39] That shit must have sucked.

[00:34:40] What do you think is the...

[00:34:41] You know, it's funny, is that the technology between ancient Egypt

[00:34:43] and ancient Greece, not that different.

[00:34:46] Yeah, yeah.

[00:34:47] But I mean, even ancient Greece would have sucked, dude.

[00:34:49] You fucking just wear like a wool cape or whatever,

[00:34:52] wrap it around your naked ass body.

[00:34:54] Yeah.

[00:34:55] I mean, the technology between 200 years ago and 800 years ago

[00:34:58] isn't that different.

[00:35:00] It's just, it's changed so rapidly in the last day.

[00:35:03] Thanks to the industrial revolution.

[00:35:05] Yeah.

[00:35:06] Thanks to us putting the goddamn boys to work.

[00:35:08] Yeah.

[00:35:09] The factories.

[00:35:10] That's one of the best innovations.

[00:35:13] Ancient...

[00:35:14] Ancient Egypt would have been fucking lit, dude.

[00:35:18] You think so?

[00:35:19] Yeah, dude.

[00:35:20] Most people were slaves, right?

[00:35:21] Most people didn't get to do anything.

[00:35:22] Do you know how much of a hard bod I would have been

[00:35:25] if I was moving 10,000 pounds?

[00:35:26] Yeah, if you were helping to fucking build the pharaohs,

[00:35:29] whatever...

[00:35:30] And you know I would have been like revolting with Moses.

[00:35:33] You know, let my people go.

[00:35:35] You would have been snitching on Moses if you were...

[00:35:37] Of course I would have been snitching.

[00:35:39] I don't...

[00:35:40] Fellas.

[00:35:41] I just want to work in the house.

[00:35:43] I want to work in your house.

[00:35:45] I want to get out of the field.

[00:35:46] I want to work in...

[00:35:47] I just want to be in the house.

[00:35:48] I want to be a pyramid Jew.

[00:35:49] I think Moses is in the middle.

[00:35:52] Oh, I want to put the top piece on.

[00:35:55] I just want to be in the air conditioning.

[00:35:58] Yeah, pyramids are tight.

[00:36:01] Even it's funny too, whenever you see pictures of like the pyramids

[00:36:05] but like taken from the other direction.

[00:36:08] Right, right.

[00:36:09] You realize that's just like...

[00:36:10] It's just in the middle of fucking that city.

[00:36:13] Yeah.

[00:36:14] Or like Hyra or whatever.

[00:36:15] Totally.

[00:36:16] And so it's just this bullshit tourist attraction like stuck in the middle of the...

[00:36:19] Yeah, you think it's just in the desert.

[00:36:20] You got to fucking camel for two days.

[00:36:22] You think you can handle shit?

[00:36:24] But it's right there.

[00:36:25] You could probably take a fucking metro there.

[00:36:26] Yeah.

[00:36:27] You can take a bicycle out.

[00:36:28] Take a fucking bus.

[00:36:29] You were out there.

[00:36:30] Take a fucking...

[00:36:31] It's like tar pits.

[00:36:32] So you guys want...

[00:36:33] Like were you joking about Paris or not?

[00:36:35] It's a cultural capital.

[00:36:36] If you can book us a show, we're on the album.

[00:36:39] How about this?

[00:36:40] How about we say...

[00:36:41] Yeah, that's a great idea, Adam.

[00:36:42] And then you buy the tickets and me and stop.

[00:36:44] We're like, oh yeah, we forgot.

[00:36:46] So who would I go with?

[00:36:47] No one.

[00:36:48] By yourself.

[00:36:49] If I were your many girlfriends, that would be so romantic if I just wandered the streets of Paris alone.

[00:36:54] Like a true artist and ex-patriot.

[00:36:56] You're a show of a baguette up your ass.

[00:36:58] What's that?

[00:36:59] It'd be great to ride one of those like the bicycles with the dick in the seat.

[00:37:05] Like a baguette.

[00:37:07] The baguette.

[00:37:08] But then the dick is also a baguette.

[00:37:10] So you're just fucking your ass with a baguette.

[00:37:13] That's what a croissant is.

[00:37:15] Well, that's...

[00:37:16] That's what a croissant is.

[00:37:18] Thank you really do speak French.

[00:37:20] You weren't kidding.

[00:37:21] I thought that wasn't a...

[00:37:22] Pocito.

[00:37:23] Pocito, Francais.

[00:37:24] Gém Poussey.

[00:37:25] Gém Grande Titis.

[00:37:28] Gém lapel Poussey.

[00:37:30] Just sweet...

[00:37:31] No, I mean, I think in France it's just a much more enlightened.

[00:37:34] It's just a much more enlightened society.

[00:37:36] Where they're like, okay, maybe if you are...

[00:37:39] Maybe if you do pay the fee...

[00:37:41] I don't know.

[00:37:42] It's like maybe two sides to every story.

[00:37:44] But like...

[00:37:45] Wait, did we have some really good French characters?

[00:37:47] I don't know if this is just a rumor.

[00:37:49] Maybe you're wearing a hijab.

[00:37:51] You should take it to fuck off each.

[00:37:53] Everyone's a slut here.

[00:37:55] I was told in Paris people just like take dumps on the streets.

[00:37:59] No.

[00:38:00] No.

[00:38:01] They don't pick up after their dogs.

[00:38:03] No, in Paris, like people, like if you have to go to the bathroom they think it's like unnatural.

[00:38:07] Shut up.

[00:38:08] No, I'm serious.

[00:38:09] That's why they have bidets.

[00:38:10] You're not actually supposed to shit in them.

[00:38:12] Like water comes out of them.

[00:38:13] That's shit in the...

[00:38:14] You clean your asshole.

[00:38:15] Well, I don't know.

[00:38:16] When I was in Montreal I got in a lot of trouble.

[00:38:18] Because I was shitting outside and someone was like, what the fuck are you doing?

[00:38:23] And then I was like, oh, I guess that's just in France.

[00:38:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[00:38:26] Oh, but I thought Montreal was part of France.

[00:38:29] It's not.

[00:38:30] They speak French there, right?

[00:38:31] It's French Canada, which is like...

[00:38:33] You get wine at McDonald's.

[00:38:35] Can you?

[00:38:36] Yeah, you can fuck 14-year-olds too.

[00:38:37] That's not in Montreal.

[00:38:38] They also have...

[00:38:39] They have a place that's called Cushtard.

[00:38:41] It's his name.

[00:38:43] But Cusht is spelled like douche with a C.

[00:38:46] Oh, hell yeah.

[00:38:47] douchetard.

[00:38:48] Yeah, cushtard.

[00:38:49] Oh, that's cool.

[00:38:50] Yeah.

[00:38:51] It's a retarded pothead.

[00:38:53] The cushtard.

[00:38:54] Yeah, cush.

[00:38:55] Right.

[00:38:56] Smoking cush.

[00:38:57] Yeah, so I guess we should talk about the errand thing.

[00:39:00] That's pretty crazy.

[00:39:01] Yeah, I mean...

[00:39:02] We already talked about it.

[00:39:03] I think we did.

[00:39:04] Yeah, what did you want to say about it, Adam?

[00:39:06] Well, no, not that.

[00:39:08] I wanted Nick to read that Facebook post.

[00:39:11] What Facebook post?

[00:39:12] The one you were reading earlier.

[00:39:13] And were we going to read that on the podcast?

[00:39:16] No.

[00:39:17] No, we were just making fucking conversation, dude.

[00:39:19] Some guy...

[00:39:20] Some guy no one fucking knows.

[00:39:21] No, I don't even know him.

[00:39:22] Broke something anti-Semitic, so...

[00:39:24] I thought it was great.

[00:39:25] I thought we should show everyone.

[00:39:27] No, probably not, dude.

[00:39:29] That's why you're not the producer of the show.

[00:39:31] I'm sorry.

[00:39:32] I thought Nick read it to us with the expectation we're bringing it up on the show.

[00:39:36] No, dude.

[00:39:37] I didn't think for the show, dude.

[00:39:38] We can be friends, you know?

[00:39:39] We are friends hanging out.

[00:39:40] We should be friends hanging out, dude.

[00:39:43] We had a lot of good friends.

[00:39:44] We had a lot of good friends.

[00:39:45] We're a lot of good friends.

[00:39:46] All your best friends are dead.

[00:39:47] My best friends are dead.

[00:39:48] This is just...

[00:39:49] So what are you?

[00:39:50] So we're just the others?

[00:39:51] Guys, you don't know.

[00:39:52] What are they like?

[00:39:53] Where did you meet them?

[00:39:55] You know, back in the day.

[00:39:57] Tell me your best friends.

[00:39:59] Back in my...

[00:40:00] I don't know.

[00:40:01] I don't think I have any best friends.

[00:40:02] I've never had any kind of lasting friendship.

[00:40:04] What about us?

[00:40:05] We've been friends for years.

[00:40:06] Like, you know, but that's not a very long time.

[00:40:09] Some people know people for decades.

[00:40:11] I mean, I've known Eldis since I was literally four years old.

[00:40:15] Yeah, it's weird though.

[00:40:16] A lot of people aren't like that.

[00:40:17] Yeah.

[00:40:18] Most people aren't like that.

[00:40:19] Yeah.

[00:40:20] I used to like see my friends from growing up like once or twice a year.

[00:40:24] And it was always like, so what are you doing for money now?

[00:40:28] He's like, oh, yeah, that's cool.

[00:40:30] Have you seen any movies lately?

[00:40:32] Yeah.

[00:40:33] All right.

[00:40:34] All right, nice.

[00:40:35] Well, I'll see you again in like seven months.

[00:40:37] It's cool that we saw each other's dicks when we were nine.

[00:40:41] I got a hit on my friend.

[00:40:43] Next time I go to see my parents with street magicians.

[00:40:45] See how he's doing?

[00:40:46] Mine freakin' street.

[00:40:47] David Blaine?

[00:40:48] He's out on the strip of Vegas doing mine freaks.

[00:40:51] Did you ever fuck any Vegas prostitutes?

[00:40:53] No, dude.

[00:40:54] No.

[00:40:55] Why not?

[00:40:56] They seem cool.

[00:40:57] Or your parents Vegas prostitutes?

[00:40:58] Wasn't your dad a game?

[00:41:00] A game male prostitute?

[00:41:01] There's one thing that I asked you not to bring up on the podcast.

[00:41:06] And that's the fact that my parents are both gay prostitutes.

[00:41:10] Both my mother and my father.

[00:41:12] And my husband lesbian prostitutes.

[00:41:13] No, she's a gay prostitute.

[00:41:14] She has sex with gay men for money.

[00:41:16] Gay men come in her ass and then she farts it into...

[00:41:20] My dad's gone.

[00:41:21] Wait, hold on.

[00:41:23] And then the dad throws it up in her vagina.

[00:41:25] That's how Adam was born.

[00:41:27] And it wasn't in the mic.

[00:41:28] Yeah, it's called the New Jersey Turnpike.

[00:41:30] That's how I was born.

[00:41:32] When the comma is transferred from the ass to the mouth.

[00:41:35] Someone felled to the vagina.

[00:41:38] The Garden Steak Expressway.

[00:41:41] What a beautiful highway that is.

[00:41:44] Yep.

[00:41:45] What else is new, boys?

[00:41:47] I'm been thinking about watching the movie Sahara again.

[00:41:50] I don't know, it's piece of shit.

[00:41:53] I just think it would look good on that TV.

[00:41:56] I'm almost finished with Sopranos.

[00:41:58] You know, I want to watch.

[00:42:00] Oh man, do you know what happens in the last episode, last scene?

[00:42:02] Yeah, I know the fuck.

[00:42:03] It's going to get whacked.

[00:42:04] It's already been spoiled.

[00:42:05] No, I actually got arrested.

[00:42:07] Is that what you think happens in the blackout?

[00:42:10] Yeah, you get arrested.

[00:42:11] I like to think he just gets trash at that restaurant.

[00:42:14] He beats his son in public.

[00:42:17] Don't bite me.

[00:42:18] Yeah, I told you this fucking dumb bitch is...

[00:42:19] Who's your favorite character in Sopranos on 3?

[00:42:24] 1, 2, 3, AJ?

[00:42:25] Holly.

[00:42:26] Holly.

[00:42:27] AJ, dude.

[00:42:28] AJ?

[00:42:29] Yeah, he's the best character.

[00:42:30] Tony Bopin-Bakalas, daughter, son.

[00:42:33] No, Bobby Bakalas, fat son.

[00:42:36] He's like an even shittier AJ.

[00:42:38] Yeah, mine is Vito's Gothic son.

[00:42:41] After his gay dad gets whacked.

[00:42:44] He goes full goth.

[00:42:45] Man, the Sopranos is so fucking funny.

[00:42:47] I saw that Frazier episode recently where his son comes to visit and is full goth.

[00:42:51] He looks exactly like Vito's son.

[00:42:53] I might even be the same goth child actor.

[00:42:55] You're gonna be a good show, like a reversal of Frazier, where it's like an extremely gay dad.

[00:43:01] And two cop sons?

[00:43:02] Yeah, two cop sons.

[00:43:04] That's great.

[00:43:05] Why?

[00:43:06] They should make that.

[00:43:07] Yeah, let's do it.

[00:43:08] Let's make it right now.

[00:43:09] Who's gonna star in it?

[00:43:10] Is Chelsea Grammar become the gay dad now?

[00:43:12] Yeah.

[00:43:13] Or David Hyde Pierce, my...

[00:43:14] No, Kelsey Grammar.

[00:43:15] Well, David Hyde, how about this?

[00:43:17] David Hyde Pierce and Frazier are in a gay relationship.

[00:43:19] I love it.

[00:43:20] And Frazier dies in a gay car accident.

[00:43:24] It's two pink VW Beatles.

[00:43:26] That's a very gay car accident.

[00:43:31] So, Niles has to raise their sons.

[00:43:36] Frank III.

[00:43:38] You could pitch that as a Frazier spit off where like, Frazier comes out of the closet later in

[00:43:43] the day, and Frazier and Niles have kids together.

[00:43:45] They come out as gay brothers.

[00:43:47] Oh, maybe they were adopted.

[00:43:49] They were adopted, so they realized that they could be gay together.

[00:43:52] Unlike the tough, cool father.

[00:43:54] God, we're just giving away gold ideas on the podcast.

[00:43:57] Shit, man.

[00:43:58] Okay, so they were adopted, and then they start fucking.

[00:44:00] So, then they start fucking, and then they realize that two men can't procreate.

[00:44:03] It takes them a while.

[00:44:04] They fuck for like, who do they file?

[00:44:06] Also, are you absolutely out of your mind?

[00:44:08] You can keep coming in my ass all you like.

[00:44:11] I won't get pregnant.

[00:44:13] It's not going to work.

[00:44:14] Ross, and Frazier.

[00:44:15] Ross, can you suck the cum out of my ass?

[00:44:18] Not now, Frazier.

[00:44:20] And their dad is just there like clowning men.

[00:44:23] He's in the Lazy Boy recliner, and he's dead.

[00:44:26] He's a ghost.

[00:44:27] Martin?

[00:44:28] Yeah, so Martin comes back, and his dog is also a ghost, right?

[00:44:30] Yes.

[00:44:31] And he's in a ghost Lazy Boy recliner.

[00:44:32] Oh, I forgot the dad's name is Martin.

[00:44:33] How about this?

[00:44:34] It's a show called Frazier, and the dad's name is Martin, but it's Martin long.

[00:44:38] And the door is dead.

[00:44:41] Damn, Frazier.

[00:44:42] I can't have Tommy see in you in my apartment.

[00:44:46] He's going to think we're gay.

[00:44:50] There's a really great episode of Frazier.

[00:44:53] Dad.

[00:44:55] Father.

[00:44:57] He's just towering over Martin Lawrence.

[00:45:00] He's doing that midget character.

[00:45:02] Where's the midget characters?

[00:45:04] Was that a little boy?

[00:45:05] I don't remember.

[00:45:06] I'm Martin where you put the shoes on his knees. I love that classic bit. Yeah, he's always like snotty

[00:45:12] Yeah, I think it was little boy. Yeah, the best was she name a name a joke. It's a trans person

[00:45:19] And they're ridiculous

[00:45:23] She named a

[00:45:25] fucking lot I thought she name it was so fun

[00:45:30] She name a was the height of comedy when you're like nine years old

[00:45:34] That

[00:45:38] Sexes it's homophobic

[00:45:42] Just the fucking biggest retard fucking monkey party

[00:45:46] Yeah, it's a different person for me and they're ridiculous

[00:45:50] Yeah, I love that shit. I still do in fact. I gotta see if Martin's loose watch Martin after we're done

[00:45:58] I'll watch enough. Yeah, watch some camera and then we're gonna watch Martin

[00:46:02] Hell yeah, dude. No, that's a fucking I still love comic view. No, what's it? I live my life one show at a time

[00:46:09] It's like it's like the fast and furious guy. I'm like Dom from fast

[00:46:13] Trailer for the new one. Yeah, I watched it on my fucking TV. It looks awesome

[00:46:18] Dude, I can't wait to see my knuckles when they're like drawing and quartering his car

[00:46:22] I just want to go to see it to find out how that happened. They're racing ice

[00:46:33] Racing of like an avalanche to whatever. Yeah, dude. Oh, summary. No, they're trying they're racing away from a submarine on ice

[00:46:41] Yo, the money from the podcast gets good you guys want to get noss for like get cars with noss

[00:46:47] No, dude. How do you told you dude? I wanted I wanted GTA

[00:46:50] I'm mean to your d package

[00:46:52] 1886 if those ever come to America was that Star Wars. Yeah, it's a Star Wars Funko pop. Yeah

[00:46:57] It's a real C3PO that you can fuck

[00:47:01] My cock my golden asshole, please penetrate my golden

[00:47:07] But also we can't do that Adam because me and Nick already have a plan to go to luxurious vacation in Rome together

[00:47:13] What do you mean? What's the difference between Rome and Paris? It's just kind of like two people three people kind of you know

[00:47:18] Wait, Rome is like a macho cool dude. Yeah, I'm a macho. What is macho?

[00:47:23] Well, actually you guys want to go to the bath house this week

[00:47:26] My friends are there right now. Yeah, let's go to the cell guy. Well, then you can't come. Yeah, so how about yeah

[00:47:32] We go to Veselka get some

[00:47:34] Perotius. Yeah, get some program. I get pierogies. I'm eating clean, baby. Perogies are clean

[00:47:38] Just get the fucking boiled ones, dude. That shit. They're good. They're fucking really good, dude

[00:47:43] I don't want pierogies

[00:47:45] The place in the East Village you're talking about. So cuz alright. No, you're talking about the bathhouse in the Russian

[00:47:51] I've been there a bunch of times. It's really cool bring weed you can smoke on the roof. Yeah in between your dips

[00:47:57] Yeah, it's another one in Chinatown that's supposed to be good. There's one yeah, and there's one in Fidai apparently

[00:48:02] The best one my friend that goes for shvitzing a lot. He's probably a

[00:48:06] Is in South Brooklyn. Yeah

[00:48:09] The ones that if there's a one like near Brighton. Yeah, and you're like around Coney and Brighton

[00:48:14] Yeah, it's like all the fucking eastern promises like yeah in here. Well, that's where all the fucking Russians Russian dudes. Yeah, that's just tight

[00:48:22] Yeah, you see them you see them in the summer on the boardwalk with all their like gang tattoos

[00:48:28] Yeah, those tattoos are ill dude. They're fucking like diapers and their fucking gang tattoos, and they're all like

[00:48:34] You the worst colored teeth on like the crest

[00:48:42] Yeah, it looks like beige wall. Yeah

[00:48:45] Eastern promises. Oh, we got to watch that after a lot. I don't think marginal movie. Yeah, you can't

[00:48:51] You gotta

[00:48:53] There's a scene where there's a there's an incredible fight sequence at a schvitz. Yeah

[00:48:58] So V goes just fucking completely naked the whole time you just see it just a dude's ass dick and balls are just completely out

[00:49:05] And it's like a knife fight with all these guys tight as shit. Yeah, it's so brutal the whole time

[00:49:09] You're watching it. You're worried like you're like, oh, don't slip and stab yourself in the dick by accident

[00:49:14] Is it better or worse? What is it rank on naked fight scenes between that and Borat?

[00:49:19] It's better. It's the big eastern promises might be the best Cronenberg movie. No, yeah

[00:49:25] It's really good, but it's not the video drums like I don't know man

[00:49:29] I like scared more than video drum really. Yeah, absolutely. I haven't seen it actually. I've only seen video video drum

[00:49:37] No, this guy on a forum video. No, I've seen video drum. I haven't seen I haven't seen skid

[00:49:43] I saw the Robert Pattinson one he made where he was in the back. Yeah, cause no all

[00:49:48] Cosmopolis cosmopolis. Yeah. Yeah, that was really bad. Yeah, I couldn't even finish it

[00:49:53] I made 15 minutes into that. I couldn't watch it. Yeah, it was a piece of spider is dope

[00:49:57] I don't see any of these movie. Did he make the history of violence? Yeah? Yeah, yeah

[00:50:02] That was a history of violence in eastern promises to my companion. Yeah, yeah, they're both vegan movies

[00:50:07] But he really likes that Vigo born say he really likes Robert Pattinson to the toilet guy

[00:50:12] Yeah, he put him in like two or three. But I mean like like in terms of tone and

[00:50:18] ascetic like

[00:50:20] Eastern promises in history of violence kind of stand apart from the rest of his films. Yeah. Yeah for sure

[00:50:25] Yeah, like a techno like

[00:50:29] Fucking what do you call it?

[00:50:33] No, I'm gonna I don't want to say yeah, there's a new Paul Verhoeven movie will was telling me about it. Yeah

[00:50:42] Elle. Yeah, it's all in French. Yeah, elf. Yeah

[00:50:45] Yeah, it's about that came out guys that came out. Yeah. Yeah, barely the first thing is just a woman getting fucking raped

[00:50:52] What and then the rest of the movie is Jesus? I want to see that no, no, no

[00:50:59] No, apparently it's really good. It's French rape. So it's like art. Yeah, well, what's that? What's that?

[00:51:06] What Paul Verhoeven is Danish

[00:51:08] I don't know. Yeah, I honestly haven't seen that many movies. She's a dude like Robo cop

[00:51:17] Showgirl Starship trucker. Yeah, I was speaking my fucking language. Yeah. Yeah

[00:51:22] What would you want to talk about dubbed over?

[00:51:24] In Greek Disney movies. That's what that was the culture. I fucking that's interactive. That's probably pretty good

[00:51:30] It's pretty good. How how fucking funny was Mulan in Greek?

[00:51:34] Yeah, and I had to watch Mulan in China racist. I've actually never seen Mulan in English. I've only seen it in Chinese

[00:51:40] Why it's original because I took Chinese and that was a good watch. You took Chinese in school. Yeah, that's how you're so good at doing fake

[00:51:48] Chinese not cuz you live there. No, I can do fake Mandarin and I can do fake Fuzio. This is a difference between what about fake Cantonese

[00:51:56] I haven't heard enough can these to do it fucking bitch

[00:51:59] I'm

[00:52:01] embarrassing

[00:52:02] Yeah, but no, I know I've used a little there. There's a limited phoneme set some else

[00:52:07] You mean a little something else too. They know they know how to fry a piece of chicken. I'll tell you that

[00:52:13] You're just doing Sam hi. Yeah, well, it was a reference

[00:52:17] You were the one that said he couldn't come on the show and now you're doing it. I did not say yeah

[00:52:21] I'm quitting the show. No, I really wanted to be him cuz I'm actually Adam's you know that you're gonna be

[00:52:29] You guys

[00:52:31] Guys me and Nick fought. Yeah, but it went

[00:52:36] Listeners, can I just like pull back the the fourth wall for a second? I thought you pulled back the force in yay

[00:52:42] Hey, brother

[00:52:44] Nicely did when I said friend when I said let's visit Paris before the show

[00:52:47] Nick and if you have a foreskin shut up for something I do if you're a foreskin

[00:52:52] Do you ever like like before you fuck you like you go like lock and load?

[00:53:10] Now I have a tight foreskin I've discussed this I think before but my dick doesn't go my it doesn't go all the way back

[00:53:16] Wait your foreskin doesn't go all the way back. No, what does that mean? I got to stretch it out or something

[00:53:22] What you do is on your foreskin? No, no, no, what are you talking sir? Your dick is sealed might no

[00:53:27] No, no the head is out, but it's like a turtle

[00:53:29] It's like when your head is too big for a turtle neck and it crowns my dickhead

[00:53:34] What only pop out sometimes?

[00:53:37] Mm-hmm. So how do you piss?

[00:53:39] Just get circumcise out. It's out. It's not get circumcised get cut like this. I will not fuck you know

[00:53:44] I won't conform you know not fucking assimilate dude

[00:53:48] I don't I be an American

[00:53:51] Don't cut the tip of my day

[00:53:55] The tip of a day go a doctor told me I should get circumcised and my dad was like is he Jewish?

[00:54:04] Jewish conspiracy to take every

[00:54:08] Would if I was like a Greek man and I grew up in a country where nobody was circumcised dude

[00:54:13] It's exciting to another country and they were like yeah, you got to cut part of your dick off and be like yeah, I'm not yeah

[00:54:19] Yeah, I'm going home. Yeah, are you kidding me? She we were going home. Nah, dude. I'm not fucking cut my dick off

[00:54:25] Although sometimes it hurts to fuck

[00:54:29] Well, that sounds cool, dude. Yeah, but dude. That's my that's the cross. I have to bear that was the last

[00:54:35] The last George Michael song before he does

[00:54:37] I

[00:54:53] Love all the people that were pretending to be devastated about George. I know it's a yeah

[00:54:58] He had a couple good jam, right? You don't get fuck. Oh, I can't believe Steve win one time

[00:55:02] I

[00:55:05] familiar with any four of his songs yeah

[00:55:08] The thing the thing that brings me the most joy about George Michael is that a like all those other clearly gay guys from history

[00:55:14] People thought he was straight and B when he got caught sucking dick or whatever that bathroom in a bathroom

[00:55:19] That's the best that's fuck any time. So it gets caught fucking in a bathroom in a gay way. That's funny. You should well that

[00:55:25] Have you died around Christmas and he is one of the best Christmas. That's true. That's a great Christmas. You know that happened to is

[00:55:30] John Nash

[00:55:33] Yeah, you have a mind guy. Yeah, he just left that part out of the

[00:55:40] But he was bisexual well he lost he got arrested trying to fuck a cop in a bathroom

[00:55:46] Mm-hmm when he was working for the Rand Corporation and he like either almost lost his job or like really fucked up his career

[00:55:53] That's and then that's when he started to have like more and more

[00:55:56] What psychotic wait while he was married to fucking while he was married prior to him being married he had a

[00:56:02] Mistress so he has a bastard son that he refuses to he's yeah

[00:56:06] He was a complete piece of shit

[00:56:07] Oh, yeah

[00:56:08] He's like a really bad guy like the movie tries to make it seem like he's you know

[00:56:12] Also Jennifer Connolly's character was a Hispanic woman that they made a pretty white white washing

[00:56:18] Nick you want Jared leader to play her to yes, and I wanted I want the character to be trans

[00:56:24] It's a big even worse here. I come I got AIDS who's doing nothing here

[00:56:30] Sister calculator oops prick myself on the protractor. It's a daisy. Look out. I got a

[00:56:38] I'm twisted. I'm the Joker and I've got an old one a twisted

[00:56:44] I'm twisted. I don't believe in society and I've got full blown a

[00:56:48] This girl so that I'm chilling with you shit is a rock climber, and she said that like it's like a

[00:56:56] Lot of you don't have to say you could just say I know rock climber by the way stop bragging

[00:57:01] No, no shut up shut up. She said a lot of guys like what do you mean?

[00:57:04] She's a rock climber. That's like saying I know this guy. It's a bumper. Carrest

[00:57:11] Jim she gets a rock now. That's a whole thing people do that shit. Oh, it's like a hobby people are into that's all why I'm actually

[00:57:17] Involved to someone who's a perfect is a laser tag is

[00:57:21] She's a friend of mine is a rock climber. You said chilling with bitch. No, she's a friend

[00:57:26] Has just a true connotations of fucking and you know it. I have not I have certainly not I would I

[00:57:32] Okay, anyway, what's her name?

[00:57:35] Let's doxer

[00:57:37] Her name out here on the podcast

[00:57:40] Where you get a hammer in Dallas

[00:57:43] Cameron Dallas if you're out there, how about this the Cameron Dallas buyers

[00:58:01] Chasing by

[00:58:03] Chasing the bug chasing the bug chase is like come on

[00:58:08] That's too good not to whatever. No, I don't want to ruin the joke. That's the only thing that's been funny so far

[00:58:13] So we're gonna leave this some funny as a little treat with a bit of money aren't gonna laugh at that as hard as you just

[00:58:19] That's probably good good funnies in this one anyway, so the girl

[00:58:23] She says he has annoyed with guys staring her when she's climbing and she was a she well, maybe you should

[00:58:28] This shut the photo she got she felt this guy's like eyes eyes in the back

[00:58:35] You know like staring at her well

[00:58:36] She doesn't mean she's about to she was about to turn around and be like yo

[00:58:40] What the fuck and she turned around and it was Jared let out oh really yeah?

[00:58:45] She was like and then she said that he looked

[00:58:48] Like really bad. She said yeah, he looks way older than they make him look in movies

[00:58:54] Are you sure she didn't say Jay Leno?

[00:58:57] That would have been tight

[00:59:00] I can see your ass down here

[00:59:06] I

[00:59:12] Hey, hey run take a ride one of my car

[00:59:15] Oh, man, this is great. This is a fun guy. I've got a huge hot rod collection

[00:59:20] I've got a whole jar of theme and I'd like you to drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rapist Jay Leno

[00:59:23] I'm bringing out my guest today African guy

[00:59:29] Thank you, Jay for having me on your program to discuss the sexual act of

[00:59:36] Staring at a woman's vagina from the perspective of your own master but already comfort

[00:59:43] For example, you will notice a woman trying to climb Iraq

[00:59:47] But you must stop with first your gaze and then your penis

[00:59:57] African guy

[00:59:59] You you just plug them and fuck them in the back of my Camaro

[01:00:03] All right, well, that's been an hour. So that's premium

[01:00:07] Your guys 2016 this is our last episode here. I guess yeah, it's coming out tomorrow

[01:00:12] Oh, yeah, have a hey guys have a fun. Hey, you're hoping a new year's

[01:00:17] New Year's resolution for all you guys it's get people to subscribe

[01:00:23] So we can go to Paris

[01:00:25] And and kill Adam over there where it's legal to do

[01:00:29] Absolutely, you're allowed to kill Jews in Paris. We gotta go to the right season though. Yeah, we're gonna go there and just do the canal

[01:00:36] The whole I don't see what's so funny about my idea three of us. Yeah, okay fans if you want to see us do a come-town

[01:00:43] episode from Paris the champs

[01:00:46] Lise and the top of the shops. I'm just sitting on the top of the Eiffel Tower

[01:00:52] From the from the Empire State to the Eiffel Tower

[01:00:55] Yo, what's up with King's Dominion having their own Eiffel Tower? Do they have one? They have like about that big in Virginia?

[01:01:00] Yeah, that's like I've never been there. It's like you have an Eiffel Tower. They have crazy rides there though, right? Kings Dominion rules

[01:01:07] Yeah, Bush Gardens is the best amusement park on the East Coast the one in Ohio is supposed to be the best one

[01:01:12] I said on the East Coast. Oh, you non-listening ass motherfucker. God damn it, dude. I'm sorry. All right. Well, that's the end of the show