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Bonus 172 - (to the tune of my sharona)

Cum Town | Premium | 02/10/2020

[00:00:00] It's coming to a place near you. It's called being gay. It's called being gay and it's coming to a movie theater near you
[00:00:09] Have you ever bought popcorn have you ever busted?
[00:00:12] Well, have you ever put your penis in popcorn? Have you ever oh?
[00:00:16] It's bad. Yeah, I got these going
[00:00:18] Thank God
[00:00:28] My headies are a little loud they're loud for you. I'm not sure it's quiet
[00:00:33] You're wearing it. Oh, that's what's wrong. Yeah, I was like, why is my shit so quiet?
[00:00:38] I forgot I had a hat on you have a hat and a hoodie on yeah headphones are over it. Yeah
[00:00:43] Yeah, that's what that is. So could you take them off?
[00:00:45] That's I was like we need to get somebody to work the board
[00:00:51] I set my glasses on the top of my head
[00:00:55] Let me see dude. Let me see this blowjob you keep telling me about Adam watch pornography with Beatrice Dolly kissing dick
[00:01:02] Is that what it's the title is?
[00:01:04] Adam was watching French child pornography music. It's a really beautiful. It's actually a really beautiful
[00:01:16] I was actually enjoying a really beautiful film dude. I
[00:01:20] Shit hold on
[00:01:22] Where's the cock silence I can't see your mouth. I can't see your mouth or the cock
[00:01:28] Put it on full screen. What the fuck are you saying you got a
[00:01:34] She's kissing his cock, but then doesn't suck it
[00:01:39] I can't wait to see a pornography
[00:01:43] Well, I mean what what's the difference is she's kissing the shaft of his cock
[00:01:47] It's the bottom of his cock. So I think you could put that in a move
[00:01:51] That's insane you can suck a cock if you can kiss a cock in a movie. Well, I agree stuff
[00:01:56] Can we see her tits that you were telling her sister perf dude, she's literally perf
[00:02:01] I'll show you how who's telling you about these movies man
[00:02:04] Someone told me it was a good movie and then I watched it and then I saw it was three hours
[00:02:08] It's telling you this is a good a movie for some French bitch
[00:02:11] Who you hang out with watches these movies? I was just my friend
[00:02:15] I saw in letterbox one of my friends watching. Oh, you're looking at cool guys letterbox. No, just friends of mine
[00:02:22] Nah, nah, how often do you see a couple of my friends a couple of my friends saw it instead?
[00:02:27] It was good. How often do you see these?
[00:02:28] That's the point of being on letterboxes you see what you answer my question
[00:02:31] You see what your friends watch and then you're like, oh my friends like this. So maybe I'll like it. No
[00:02:36] What's wrong with that? That's really that's your
[00:02:40] This is a good movie. You should go see it that comes up naturally. It's wrong because you did it
[00:02:46] Actually, that's the honest answer. I appreciate the honesty
[00:02:49] That doesn't mean it's right anyway, it's a good movie. It's still wrong because you didn't now if people do it in the future
[00:02:55] It's wrong. All right. It's a good movie. Can I see her titch? Yeah, you can see your tiss the holocaust prior to it happening not a bad idea
[00:03:04] Okay, you know about that one, but it's like less than it's 1870. I'm going around
[00:03:08] I'm like what if we just killed all the Jews people be like, you know, that would probably solve a lot of problem
[00:03:12] That would yes if we're being honest. I mean, it's impractical. There's no way to do it
[00:03:17] You would have to invent trains that is what people were saying at the time
[00:03:20] Yeah, you would have to invent trains you would have to go to war with the entire world and make sure you got all of them
[00:03:29] I mean, there's a pretty good taste
[00:03:31] But you know how kids get smaller when you're lying on your back
[00:03:35] You know what I mean? No when a girl's arm is up the tit looks smaller as opposed to when she's standing up
[00:03:40] Then you see the rounder shape. I love looking up while I'm eating pussy. I feel if anything it's rounder. I
[00:03:46] Think that you see a round or two
[00:03:48] Out a little bit when the girls on her back
[00:03:51] Sure, what you standing up certainly if you're dealing with a knot
[00:03:54] So sometimes I think if you're lying in her back, it's actually and it looks nice. It actually means that it's a larger
[00:04:00] Bress
[00:04:06] Logical let's see her standing up with her tits out
[00:04:09] To really test this hypothesis. Yeah, that's a nice titty
[00:04:13] I'm not a big and she's got a big a nice bush and a nice
[00:04:19] She does have a nice bush. I will say it is but
[00:04:22] Again, it is a beautiful movie. That's exactly right, man. You're watching pornography. It's not pornography
[00:04:28] It's not pornography how often are you say she's getting tight the whole movie?
[00:04:31] Well, she gets fucked a lot in the movie, but the movie is also three hours long
[00:04:35] So I know that three hours how much is she getting fucked? I probably combined maybe five six minutes of screen time
[00:04:42] That's a lot though for a movie. That's not bad. That is a lot for a movie. That's a good amount
[00:04:47] Yeah, and when I started it I saw oh shit the runtime is is 180 minutes
[00:04:52] But then the first scene is fucking and so I said let's see what she does have a nice
[00:04:57] Her tits especially for that time period. Yes, it's 1980s hits 1980s. She's got very round titties
[00:05:04] And the rest of her body is like thick, but the titties I know round like that's why like a skinny woman with big
[00:05:11] Titties would be a Tris dollar interesting to I like that her teeth are too big for her mouth
[00:05:17] Oh, I like a fucked up tooth or two. Yeah, she's got it like big teeth
[00:05:22] Mm-hmm. She looks weird
[00:05:25] And the crazy thing is I fuck her whatever this is back to the radio show
[00:05:30] No, how are you I'm who I couldn't see the phone so I started eating
[00:05:37] We could just watch yeah, we got pretzel chips for the whole squad
[00:05:40] Mm-hmm pretzel everything's those are good. I had collatches for breakfast. What's collatches?
[00:05:45] It's like a Hungarian thing or something take it away Adam
[00:05:53] Yeah, go ahead and answer the question it's like a dumpling or what is it? It's a pastry
[00:05:58] I am not for white people dumplings. Let me get that out there right now
[00:06:02] They're like Eastern Europeans eat dumplings fuck those fuck pierogies. They can suck my dick. I want I want a
[00:06:09] Dg
[00:06:13] The cabbage no, it's with you do it with a little bit of white vinegar suck my sour cream is
[00:06:20] It's not bad. I don't want sour cream getting in the dumpling mix man. I think then I want Chinese dumplings
[00:06:25] Yeah, and don't even get me started when I got pissed off
[00:06:28] I had a friend who was half Japanese half. I don't know some kind of some kind of white
[00:06:32] Mm-hmm and she told me she was gonna make chicken and dumplings and my dick got hard as shit
[00:06:38] Because I'm like who what kind of weird Japanese dumplings am I about to have you have this bitch made like southern
[00:06:43] I didn't know that was a food the southern people call dumplings. What the fuck?
[00:06:52] Yeah, my name Charles dumplings. Yeah, I played stride piano for about 42 years
[00:06:59] You know in the reconstruction there it was Charles dumpling. Yeah, Louie Lomaine Jefferson
[00:07:08] That shit is disgusting that creamy fucked up soup
[00:07:12] Give me a fucking nice little piece of soup dumpling a soup dumpling. That's not that's
[00:07:19] I'm not racist. That's the great black people in there. There are dumplings
[00:07:22] I'm not a black kind of black don't we could land it on it turns out it is because you said I don't like white dumplings
[00:07:29] And then you went on to describe soul food as evidence by Adams character dumpling. No, that's how people from the south also talk
[00:07:36] I love just yeah some Virginia and tidewater woman. Yeah
[00:07:41] Yeah, we're going in the Norfolk to get some dumplings fuck that fuck that bitch. I can't wait to go ride
[00:07:49] My horse
[00:07:53] Yeah, my horse in the Norfolk in the time in the Norfolk
[00:08:06] I
[00:08:08] Know and now Virginia
[00:08:14] I can't wait to live from Norfolk, Virginia. This is bitch dying. Yeah, that's how they talk
[00:08:22] There's a lot of really great athletes that come from that area. I love being a athlete
[00:08:28] No, fuck not norfoot from those like they're called like the five
[00:08:33] Now let's say maybe that's in Long Island Virginia. It's like how I was from the AI was from there Michael Vick
[00:08:40] Yeah
[00:08:42] Yeah, there's Newport News. Oh, yeah, all those all those I remember you point used to play you know up a nub nub nub at
[00:08:50] Nice. There was a Greek church. We would play because I used to be in the Greek Orthodox youth of America
[00:08:56] Mm-hmm League basketball. That's pretty far from Baltimore. I know we would do tournaments over the weekends
[00:09:03] We would go and we would hang out and try and get you know other Greek pussy and they would drive stop
[00:09:15] Regular
[00:09:17] Sad yeah, it doesn't he doesn't understand that he's being transported
[00:09:26] It's a space issue even though I disagree I can fit on a bus fine
[00:09:30] But I understand the concept of transport no matter how fat I get
[00:09:35] Pull over it sheets and feet of little slices of hand. I'm just like kicking the door. I smell I smell the fryer sheets
[00:09:42] Did they did they hose you down after the game the high-powered hose
[00:09:50] Actually, that'd be kind of a hate crime. You know my favorite my favorite move my favorite prank you guys ever do the app the ultimate sit-up
[00:09:58] That was such a good prank
[00:10:04] God damn the ultimate sit-up
[00:10:06] Such a good introspect about all those pranks. No, they were that whole school. They were good times rather the Egyptian goggles
[00:10:15] We put your balls
[00:10:18] Did I'm sure I've told the best the best prank is the one where you find your mom your friends mom's dildo
[00:10:24] Yeah, you start looking at kerosene all over and then she gets cervical cancer and your friend's mom dies
[00:10:31] Well, that is a good friend. You're like
[00:10:33] Dude got you
[00:10:36] We got you
[00:10:42] Another day down here and prank off
[00:10:46] Prank you watching you watching Virginia Jack
[00:10:49] My total names dumplings and this is 400 years of chattel slavery the prank show the press a prank on Virginia
[00:11:04] We're gonna spook all of them in the false label by making them things were ghosts
[00:11:11] Because they don't believe in the ghosts. That's true down here another beautiful day to prank people down and on
[00:11:24] The story I wanted to tell is about a prank gone too far
[00:11:29] At one of these goya tournaments, which was the acronym for Greek Orthodox youth of America
[00:11:33] Boys also the food
[00:11:40] It just happens to be the same acronym this stop is being sponsored by dinner to play sports
[00:11:49] And they're like oh no it says for Greek Orthodox young
[00:11:55] It had no relation to the Mexican bean company anyway, so
[00:12:00] There was one kid who was a real piece of shit
[00:12:03] He was like and I think later was accused of rape which I believe
[00:12:08] He was he was a real just a rich the rich kid and nobody liked we try and buy friends type of thing
[00:12:14] And it would work with these we had some fresh off the boat Greek
[00:12:19] Twins well you said it on me brother that they just they were they were is that offensive?
[00:12:24] I think it's offensive for Asian. No, it's nice to just say that. Yeah, you just say hey you said it
[00:12:29] You said it not me, but I didn't know that was offensive
[00:12:32] I just thought I'm not listening to what people say at all anymore and just responding with cliches. Yeah, that's fun
[00:12:38] Yeah, like anyway, so next week. I'll see you and we'll talk about the thing. Yeah to two in the hand
[00:12:45] You know what they say
[00:12:48] You know what they they say my nuts in the hands my nuts. So anyway my lovely lady nuts
[00:12:54] My little lady nuts like I'm out. Yes
[00:13:02] Check me out. Oh
[00:13:04] We had another good miss new pussy. I found you miss new pussy
[00:13:12] Thanks a fantastic penis was getting me good for a while the fantastic penis
[00:13:16] Fantastic Mr. P come along and ride on my fantastic penis. That's good. Yeah, what's the original fantastic voyage?
[00:13:26] Who's that by a lake side? I think
[00:13:31] Let that ride so anyway, so these guys so every so he had become friends with these like super Greek kids
[00:13:38] That it just come from like a fucking village and who were for some reason incredible a basketball. They were like our stars
[00:13:45] Oh, yeah
[00:14:15] Yeah, that checks out
[00:14:23] Oh, yeah, that one checks out
[00:14:25] Oh, yeah, all right, well, that's a good song. Yeah
[00:14:43] Fantastic penis come along take a ride on my fantastic penis
[00:14:52] So anyway slide slide slip it a slide that's in there. That's there's something about sliding
[00:15:00] We don't got it listen we're doing this curve your enthusiasm style where we just outline it and you guys can figure it out
[00:15:06] That's right Larry David doesn't have my
[00:15:17] Anyway, these guys were like
[00:15:20] So they were telling a story about how bad they pranked this guy
[00:15:23] Let's call him Mike they pranked Mike the loser the rich loser and they're we're all laughing
[00:15:30] We're fucking we're at breakfast the next day and they're like yeah, man
[00:15:33] We put the we put we cut we pissing his shoes
[00:15:37] Like we pieced in his shoes. I'm like, are you pissing his fucking shoes like yeah, we put our pubes
[00:15:42] We put our pubes in his fucking toothbrush, you know
[00:15:46] And they're like and then we were sleeping we put our dicks in his mouth
[00:15:49] Like wait what the fuck you put your dicks in his mouth. Yeah, we put our fucking dicks in his mouth. I don't know about that one. Oh
[00:16:03] Fuck
[00:16:04] Yeah, she's motherfuckers rape that's hilarious. That reminds me of the old tea bagging video. You remember that one
[00:16:11] That woman she's like I send my boy off and what I get oh, yeah back and completely different kid
[00:16:17] Yeah, they teabag that that was awesome. I don't like talk to her. I don't know something like that in the kids like yeah
[00:16:22] They put their balls in my mouth
[00:16:26] My mom was pissed she wants up crying
[00:16:31] She's making so much worse. Yeah, I know that dumb bitch
[00:16:35] Look a man's got a rose look gets teabag once in his days. Yeah, that is see where I was from
[00:16:41] Tea bagging you put your nuts on somebody's forehead. You never put them in the mouth. There's a little respect
[00:16:47] Some called respect where I think I got Tony's a brand-new. It's Tony's a brand-new fucking kids
[00:16:52] So putting the balls in the mouth now
[00:16:56] What if I happen to put them on the forehead
[00:16:59] That's great Tony that's the lesson. Yes, I need to learn
[00:17:03] We just got to learn something from me
[00:17:13] Everyone's putting them in their mouth dad. Yeah dad everyone in schools putting their balls in people's mouths
[00:17:22] Yeah, do you ever put your balls in the man's mouth? No, I can't say
[00:17:27] How about forehead camp my friend a friend of mine put his balls over someone's eye sockets when they're sleeping
[00:17:35] They're Arabian God
[00:17:37] We all had a good laugh
[00:17:39] Later on I think that guy came out the closet the live action. I think it was a hate cry the live action
[00:17:45] Aladdin. Yep. They did the Arabian cargo. Yeah. Yeah, take out your ball
[00:17:50] You ain't never had a friend like me put them on my eyes
[00:17:57] I'm fucking gay because your nuts are over my eyes
[00:18:04] That kind of thing Arabian
[00:18:08] Go's it's technically not gay
[00:18:14] But it is a funny prank, you know that
[00:18:16] Maybe I should just move to the desert in the middle of the Arabian Peninsula
[00:18:21] Yeah, you know like be a man talking about Jordan Beirut. No just somewhere in the middle of
[00:18:28] Arabian Peninsula Saudi Arabia and interesting Oman and Oman and Yemen
[00:18:33] Yeah now and barre. Oh, they're all they're all Yemen's right by there
[00:18:38] Yeah, well that's what they're fighting the Yemen and Oman are on the bottom of the Arabian Peninsula. Yeah, and they don't have oil
[00:18:44] I think they might have the whole things filled with bullshit. Yeah, but the Saudi Arabia those motherfuckers walk around
[00:18:53] Just fucking slaves and shit me in the desert. Yeah people come visit. They're like we need you to do another episode of the podcast
[00:19:00] Yeah, like when John Wick goes to find the guy. I'm like I haven't heard that name in a long time
[00:19:06] We didn't say
[00:19:08] We said the podcast I haven't heard that name. That was the only line I had prepared
[00:19:17] Please leave my apartment and come back in and say my name
[00:19:22] Someone's name at least. Yeah either the podcast and
[00:19:26] Say one of those
[00:19:29] And I'll say the thing that I wanted to say
[00:19:32] And then I'll say no
[00:19:39] Fuck that's what we're now the money. I've been working at Panera bread and Riyadh
[00:19:45] If do you have $12
[00:19:48] And I'll say I'll say that's all folks are one of the lines from the show. I think that's all
[00:19:56] I
[00:19:58] I said cut it out or so I don't really remember much
[00:20:04] I've been getting drunk off a liquor made out of fucking twizzlers
[00:20:09] Fermented twizzlers of my toilet. I've been drinking fermented licorice
[00:20:13] And I can't remember much yet how I got this Saudi Arabia
[00:20:21] I just said that cool line prepared
[00:20:23] Which I wanted to say
[00:20:30] Damn so wait Omar is a country. Yeah
[00:20:36] Oh, man, I
[00:20:39] Was going on with a lot of Mars, so she's just like a con man
[00:20:43] Is that all Republican nonsense?
[00:20:45] They say that she's married to her brother cuz she's got like fucking like yeah
[00:20:49] I know but the conservatives have like like 90s. I mean they go at her harder than anybody
[00:20:54] with
[00:20:55] Like yeah, but with like the fucking like Obama level or like I guess a bunch of shit that turned out to be true
[00:21:01] And 90s about the Clintons that they raped you. Yeah, that is true
[00:21:05] But you know, yeah, so maybe they're right. I don't know. I mean, I don't know
[00:21:09] I don't like I don't know fucking anything about a lot of more. No, no, I don't think she's I think she's pretty chill
[00:21:15] I think she's cool. Yeah, no, but I mean did she actually marry her brother and like do that to
[00:21:21] steal a bunch of student loan money and then like that would be cool
[00:21:25] Yeah, there's a bunch of shit cuz she's being investigated by the FBI now. I guess for those reasons. Yeah
[00:21:32] Which it would be funny if she was just like actually
[00:21:36] Just like a fucking just a black lady from Lansing
[00:21:41] Yeah, like made up
[00:21:43] Yeah, she's like made up a name and like married her brother
[00:21:48] Yeah, I would respect that right but for some bullshit reason to have like two membership cards at Boston Market
[00:21:56] It doubles your points. She got two birthdays and get a free chicken pot pie Boston market with a string of fake birthdays
[00:22:05] That would be and then she just kept until finally she somehow was in Congress
[00:22:10] Mm-hmm some guy coming to my apartment. Hey faggot. I'm like I haven't heard that name
[00:22:15] In a long time and quite some time in a very long time
[00:22:21] Okay, well
[00:22:24] Do shut up is the FBI investigating her under the direction of Trump or is it something else?
[00:22:29] I don't know. I mean it's it's so see you haven't heard that at all
[00:22:33] It would like pop up on Twitter sometimes. I'd see it, but yeah the married or brother thing cuz I was like what is this?
[00:22:38] Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, I just assumed it some dumb racist shit
[00:22:43] Because she's an heir or whatever the fuck she's a molly. Yeah, and they were like that's just the way
[00:22:50] Erase us would be like yeah, they're all fucking each other. Mm-hmm, but this is a grain of truth to everything
[00:22:56] Right there's truth in every just you know Obama didn't actually have a bone through his nose. That's yeah, but if
[00:23:02] You look closely at that picture. Yeah
[00:23:05] There's bones inside of it
[00:23:08] He you know you could tell from the look on his face that he wanted to have a bone
[00:23:13] And he wasn't technically a gay prostitute
[00:23:16] Technically, okay, anything happens and there's a picture of somebody that's been accused of something
[00:23:21] There's a million people on Twitter. They're like look at his face. You can tell zero remorse
[00:23:26] Yeah, I suppose to be walking around with like a cartoon frown
[00:23:29] All the time on the way to court. I know yeah
[00:23:33] Just sometimes you're just gonna not you know resting bitch face. Yeah, I haven't taken a shit in a long time
[00:23:40] I haven't seen my penis in 42. I haven't gotten my penis hard in a very long time
[00:23:47] Sky Walker, okay great. Well, so it's a no on joining gas digital. Yeah 2.0
[00:23:54] Now James is running it
[00:23:56] James is murdered Lewis for control. Yeah
[00:24:03] Digital blows up and like James turns into some like dandy aristocrat
[00:24:11] You know yes, I just think New York social
[00:24:15] Having a having his Duesenberg speed along the avenues and he's running over peasants
[00:24:20] Just throwing a quarter under the body
[00:24:22] Like the guy that trumps that's about what he's where
[00:24:27] You know who my father is Lewis J. Gomez
[00:24:32] Have you ever heard of the Gomez building? Yeah, the J Gomez building of gas digital
[00:24:45] If only we could be so lucky
[00:24:47] Mm-hmm. Do you know what I found out via a tweet?
[00:24:51] Apparently there's more Native American is in Jews in the world in the world in the whole world
[00:24:57] I don't know. That sounds about right or in America. They don't own a single bank. Yeah, yet every other bank
[00:25:05] I guess we're let's just you know what there's no reason to bring this stuff. I
[00:25:10] Just did we I just have no reason to ever pay attention to those statistics
[00:25:15] Consider them in any way
[00:25:19] Just don't even think about it
[00:25:23] Because it's like it's something is why are you even asked right sure just because something's true doesn't mean you should say right?
[00:25:30] When the most powerful lobby in America is the one that sends a bunch of money to their country so that they can do their own holocaust
[00:25:40] You know why even look into that
[00:25:43] You just just don't even say all that I was just kind of bringing up a fun fact about there are there are not many Jews in the world
[00:25:52] It's crazy how much fucking squawk and they do that you know I'm saying yeah
[00:25:57] Exactly, well, it's because most Native Americans don't have language. They never developed
[00:26:03] Which is how they were so easily conquered
[00:26:06] They're all nonverbal they would just sit in like slam Legos against a lunch table
[00:26:11] They had Legos yeah, they had Legos and they would wear ear muffs and just slam the Legos again
[00:26:19] And that was an entire tribe
[00:26:29] And then you've read any of the dispatches from Lewis and Clark
[00:26:33] As soon as they crossed the Mississippi most Native Americans
[00:26:36] I communicated in that way by a system of banging on the lunch table reading cranes
[00:26:43] Yeah, we're quickly depending on what color their teeth were right the different emotion fast fastening and unfastening their velcro shoes
[00:26:56] It's crazy
[00:26:58] That was not where they had velcro mmm. Really you learn something you every fucking day
[00:27:03] Yeah, we took and the white the first to the first man took it the first black in the m corporation the first black Indian was named
[00:27:11] Buffalo velcro velcro
[00:27:18] My name is buffalo velcro
[00:27:22] Yeah, I'm a he had language. Yeah. Yeah, I'm one of the Cherokee players
[00:27:27] The Cherokee players it's the first funk band in America
[00:27:37] In 1812 there were 85 members nine guys playing slap bass
[00:27:45] Yeah Buffalo velcro
[00:27:47] Yeah, there was you know trouble musicality
[00:28:00] That it's crazy to think about how there are buffalo velcro
[00:28:05] They're uncontacted human beings I came up with velcro and I also started to ban the Cherokee players
[00:28:11] See that just rides around on a horse that's just extended in the middle
[00:28:20] He rides all the way to big body horse. Oh, yeah
[00:28:25] 50-foot long horse and he's on the back of it the rain is going to just velvet rains
[00:28:34] Here comes that that fleshy
[00:28:37] That flashy American Native American is what I
[00:28:48] Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, he would be they would all say flashy I guess and so he invented velcro home
[00:28:55] He did you know the velcro damn
[00:28:58] You were saying Adam. There's uncontacted peoples. Yeah, there's like a hundred uncontacted tribes in the Amazon
[00:29:05] We have like never see who don't know other people exist
[00:29:10] What yeah, there's like and there's some in India like on islands and stuff and like and there's some in like deep
[00:29:17] And like the tongue any of them have non flat titties
[00:29:21] You think there's a tribe but like just fucking awesome big titty big big. I'm sure there are that's the plot of
[00:29:29] Jurassic Park
[00:29:31] Welcome to my island. Oh, yeah, I thought what if you had an island with the biggest titties in the world
[00:29:42] Jeff Goldham's like what but but but but why why would you bring your your family here?
[00:29:48] Well, that's a very good question faggot
[00:29:51] Get off that get off the helicard you ask
[00:30:02] I thought you owned the bank. I'm sorry. I bought you because I thought you controlled the bank
[00:30:10] I've been listening to a podcast
[00:30:16] What if dinosaurs had big no, we already did this
[00:30:21] Yeah, no
[00:30:23] Yeah, you can have sex with the dad
[00:30:33] Did you put you put three fucking big dick chimpanzees
[00:30:38] They're gonna keep you right Shakespeare over and over again, you know three fucking alpha bulls in a room
[00:30:44] But I'm saying usually when I see a picture of somebody who's like from an uncontacted tribe. Yeah, they're pretty busted
[00:30:50] Yeah, they're there. I there were small
[00:30:52] Small
[00:30:54] Because of a nutrition or something. Yeah, the nutrition's all fuck so is titties is people having big-ass titties. I mean, I mean
[00:31:01] I mean, that new chances are because I've also seen pictures of like old like you know
[00:31:06] I mean I like old era stock receive that looks fucked up
[00:31:10] I'm growing up used to say that girls titties are big now because of the milk industry putting in hormones
[00:31:17] Yeah
[00:31:17] But you go to Europe and they don't got hormones and titties are looking right and right over there. Don't have the hormones
[00:31:22] I don't believe so. I
[00:31:24] Okay, yeah
[00:31:26] Although I will say probably here you do get fatter titties, but you have fatter people in general
[00:31:31] I wonder if this the six Jewish banking family is like a hundred years ago or like we're gonna make the titties bigger
[00:31:36] If that's the case that's the case Salud
[00:31:39] It was the ranchers last time who's controlling the ranchers come on brother
[00:31:44] I was our last loose gun who's to put titty put a whole
[00:31:49] The purse strings, but we're gonna we're teaming up with the Cherokee players
[00:31:54] Make the titties bigger to piss off the Jew bankers
[00:31:59] Trying to fuck up the men live off the land
[00:32:04] Now we've seen the riding on the wall we know we're not gonna win this war, but we're gonna leave the world with bigger titties for our sons
[00:32:12] Listen here Comanche
[00:32:14] We ain't get along before but we got a we got a mission we got team up
[00:32:18] Get the hormones in these titties. You got to get these titties big to make these Jews real man
[00:32:23] What do you need for me?
[00:32:25] I guess nothing not much. I guess now that I think about it absolutely nothing. Just your friendship
[00:32:31] Just the it just as long as I know you don't like those Jew bankers. I'm really just trying to slur for me
[00:32:38] I'm trying to crowdsource the opinion before I go live with it. You know what I'm saying kind of a sounding board
[00:32:43] Let me tell you something brother. I really just don't want to get canceled
[00:32:48] They already took my land
[00:32:51] If I kicked off a tit-tock it's you know what thing I have
[00:32:57] As I can't do ranching anymore I can at least do lip-syncing videos to Billy
[00:33:06] That gets taken away from me by those Jew bankers, I don't know what I'll do brother
[00:33:11] I see and and somehow you think
[00:33:15] Yeah, making titties bigger will solve this listen. Where's that black engine? I spoke to earlier
[00:33:21] Moment that Cadillac horse
[00:33:26] The horses dick is just always
[00:33:32] Yeah, you know he gets excited he loves to go out
[00:33:36] We go out on straws I whack. He's just detailing his horses
[00:33:39] Cock
[00:33:41] You gotta do little circles Marcus
[00:33:44] Gotta do little circles you keep the wax on let the sunlight cure it take it right off circles going the other way
[00:33:53] You end up a nice shiny penis with that one nice shiny horse penis
[00:34:01] On your chef cheviah El Dorado
[00:34:04] Oh
[00:34:07] Damn chevalia. I know we've talked about did saccage away a give up the pussy before I know that's come up in conversation
[00:34:15] Oh, yeah, you know she was getting devil three ways with both Lewis and Clark
[00:34:20] Dude, I love the I love the drawings from fucking the Weinstein trial. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the stop
[00:34:26] It's so funny that there me the stop the drawings of
[00:34:33] Well, he doesn't have testicles that's established. I don't know but I really want to see his junk
[00:34:40] Yeah, they were like he doesn't even it looks more like a I mean it sounds like Cormett McCarthy wrote the description of it
[00:34:45] Yeah, and they like like piss just dribbled out of his vast exposy ball hair and burn scars
[00:34:52] Here's far as the I could see how do you fuck your dig up that bad?
[00:34:58] He never went to war. Yeah. Yeah, what did happen?
[00:35:01] I think he's just had like severe fucking ED and he's like done everything you can because he's injecting like
[00:35:08] Experimental drugs into his cock. He probably like a don system thing gave himself some fucking like the guys like
[00:35:15] You think you was on the cutting edge of cock of cock. Oh, I thought he just loved him at Ross so much
[00:35:20] He probably has like weird surgeries to like, you know get that like ball pump or whatever
[00:35:25] Probably lost his balls
[00:35:33] Man driven mad by the loss of his balls
[00:35:41] Even have a dick I don't do you have a little hole the piss dribbles out
[00:35:45] I think as dick is rotted off Jesus Christ. Yeah, he was raping with no dick. He was eating puss
[00:35:52] That's that's that was the rumor that
[00:35:55] He was raping to it's in the read the transcripts from court. He was raping dickless
[00:36:00] No, he had some kind of thing to get hard with
[00:36:04] Needness I mean just imagine that we're brought to his hotel room
[00:36:14] I feel like it's like the fucking guy that gets his brain sucked out at the end of the
[00:36:18] Starship troopers that's Harvey Weinstein is that bug?
[00:36:23] I've never seen Starship Cupid. That's a trope Nick. You're doing a trope except for the part where the you see some titties in the shower
[00:36:30] I think
[00:36:31] Yeah, that's seen as cool that's seen rocks, but I like in the future everyone showering together
[00:36:36] And it's not they're not horny or they're just like all it's normal cuz they're all in the army together
[00:36:41] So that it's not yeah, right, but they're still horny for pussy should do they ever fuck?
[00:36:46] They won't fuck people fuck
[00:36:48] Denise Richards is a ten out of ten
[00:36:52] She's fucking perfect. I fucked her. I've actually I did shut it. I did
[00:36:56] Shut your little gay
[00:37:02] It makes a good point for you to you
[00:37:05] Shut your little gay ass stop fuck her after shot your little gay
[00:37:09] Charlie she ain't got HIV. No, I fucked her before
[00:37:12] I fucked her fresh dude. I'm home when I was born her V. I went from my mom's pussy to Denise Richard
[00:37:18] I swipe the V
[00:37:19] No, I hit it first. I put my little I put my little fucking baby foot in her pussy the second I was born and
[00:37:27] Then my dick after that
[00:37:30] Yeah, this is what this is what Harvey YC's generals. Oh my god
[00:37:36] We've got all the highs on there too
[00:37:39] He also has like horrible acne like his back is like oh
[00:37:43] Fucked up with blackheads. Yeah, no if you're that rich. Why don't you just go to a fucking dermatologist? I
[00:37:48] Think there was some he was getting too much tech inserted into his body and his body was rejecting it
[00:37:55] Dude if I forget that level of Richmond, I'm gonna I'm gonna get massages all day. I'm gonna get I'm gonna look beautiful
[00:38:02] Mm-hmm. I'm gonna get into like biplanes and then kill myself
[00:38:07] Flying some World War one
[00:38:10] Yeah, you could get shot down flying in American airspace
[00:38:14] Yeah, just with goggles on and a scarf flying in the LaGuardia's airspace repeatedly
[00:38:23] Eventually they just lose their patience and kill me the eccentric billionaire Nick Bond has done it again
[00:38:32] When you Google Harvey Weinstein on Google Google offers his life and images
[00:38:37] What Harvey Weinstein definitely not the former massage security firm that
[00:38:44] improved his search whatever
[00:38:47] damn
[00:38:49] It wasn't somebody saying that it was like
[00:38:52] Doesn't like Nick Roles dad have like a security firm that worked for Harvey Weinstein or I don't know
[00:38:59] I'm not sure about that, but the big mouth writers room is incredibly diverse
[00:39:03] Yeah, it's like didn't have a private CIA that works with massage or some shit
[00:39:10] That's true
[00:39:12] You know I call them the monsad because they're pathetic or pathetic to me. I find them to me
[00:39:17] I find what they do
[00:39:19] Take that and grow up is you're just getting fucking sniper. Yeah
[00:39:24] I
[00:39:28] What else yeah, I rewatched dirty work in Japan the best movie the best movie is so far
[00:39:35] Right out the scene right after he gets raped. Oh my guy. You should be ashamed yourself
[00:39:40] You fellas left. Let me just put it to you this way. You have a lot of grown up
[00:39:44] The way and how they dress him real what do you say like real mature real mature guys
[00:39:59] So good, so good. I watch it like 4 a.m. Yeah
[00:40:05] Some Japanese food young already
[00:40:08] I'm done with Japanese food for like six months right now
[00:40:11] They don't need vegetables there. I don't have a fresh vegetable for two for
[00:40:17] They don't really have salads everything so salty and they look so young. I don't understand they're preserved. I
[00:40:23] Think it's the fish. I think they eat a lot of fish. I think but you still need green shit
[00:40:27] They don't fucking they every all the vegetables are like brine
[00:40:32] Or like fucking yeah, that's true. Is there a Japanese salad?
[00:40:36] They do have that at this with the ginger dressing before you get your sushi. That's all
[00:40:45] America though that ain't over there. I never had one of those in Japan. What's Google do Japanese people eat vegetables?
[00:40:51] Should I go to Princeton?
[00:40:53] The University. Yeah, you're a big woodrow Wilson fan. Why because you're a big woodrow Wilson fan. Yeah the races
[00:41:00] You want to enroll? Damn. What other facts about Princeton? Oh
[00:41:06] Why is your big Woodrow Wilson fan?
[00:41:12] Why'd you put woodrow out of there first thing? He was president of Princeton and of this of our great republic
[00:41:19] You're a big Woodrow Wilson fan
[00:41:22] And there that's got us the tiger. Oh my god
[00:41:26] And Adam honestly what I'm seeing here on Google. Yeah is that you're actually wrong
[00:41:32] They eat a lot of vegetables diet is rich at steamed rice noodles fish tofu natto
[00:41:37] seaweed and fresh cooked or pickled fruits and vegetables. Yeah, all the vegetables low in our sugars and facts
[00:41:44] Yeah, everything I had there was pickled though. I didn't have like a fresh like leaf of salad while I was there
[00:41:50] I think they just do the other thing about vacation that sucks and this is probably a hackney term
[00:41:56] But Nick is in the back or hackneyed observation by Nick is in the bathroom. So you feel free to feel free to be myself
[00:42:02] But it's just you're just constipated for five days. That's not hackneyed. No one that's I can't I get to a different country
[00:42:09] I'm experiencing a dental Jewish shit
[00:42:11] And I can't shit for five days every any time I leave the fucking are you out of New York?
[00:42:17] I don't understand why people have a problem shitting. I'll shit anyway
[00:42:20] I can't I should know maybe air travel and the cabin pressure
[00:42:24] It just makes me fucking constipated for days. I think Jews in their ash track
[00:42:28] No, we have we have asked problems, but I'm not I think I'm out. I'm out there leadin the fucking
[00:42:34] But it's typically the opposite typically I take like three shit today
[00:42:38] But anytime I leave even go somewhere. I'm get fucking constipated. No, I'm my I can shit wherever
[00:42:45] And it's coming quick and now we need to get Nick on this cuz we need to make a Nick do you shit?
[00:42:50] Do you shit on vacation what when you leave New York you fly somewhere?
[00:42:56] Do you are you constipated for a couple days afterwards? No? Yeah, it's just me
[00:43:01] Yeah, it's just you just you I think this is a normal thing. No, it's not. I think it's a normal thing that happens to be
[00:43:07] Did you read it on letterbox?
[00:43:09] Woodrow Wilson
[00:43:12] Woodrow
[00:43:14] Fucking loser
[00:43:18] I'm sorry that why is Woodrow will have the first thing you thought about it?
[00:43:21] I say the things that I that I say I apologize for that
[00:43:26] Especially as a broadcaster and as a member of a comedy, you know collective. I haven't used that word in a long time
[00:43:34] Obi-Wan, can you please just say?
[00:43:37] I haven't used that word in a long time you have to understand that Darth Vader deserved it
[00:43:45] I thought even though I knew he was a white guy under there his voice had gotten Luke Luke
[00:43:51] You have to understand those two kinds of black people
[00:43:55] There's Lando Calrissian
[00:43:59] And there's not a single other black person
[00:44:01] Those are the only two that's the only type of black people but how is that possible Ben?
[00:44:13] Don't they have to have parents?
[00:44:16] Genetically speaking it doesn't make any sense shut up
[00:44:20] Luke would be
[00:44:27] Wait
[00:44:29] Mayce Windo then he just goes back home. They're like you're talking to your uncle
[00:44:35] Uncle Ben. Oh, you got listen that guys stay away from him, right?
[00:44:41] Stay here on the farm with this is an Obama household. That's right
[00:44:45] Revoting for Obama. Just leave your uncle and his weird magic sword bullshit out of it
[00:44:52] Damn, he stole his name from a famous black person. Yeah, he wanted
[00:44:56] He's no little Ben uncle Ben. You're the rice. You're up there in the hills yelling about sand people
[00:45:06] And they have a name. Yes, I clearly a slur Gee's uncle Ben if I had to guess I would assume that they're the ones that are from this planet
[00:45:18] It just a quick not knowing anything about space
[00:45:21] Or the galaxy I would look at them and say those are the people that have been here for thousands
[00:45:28] And you're a weird guy they got an apartment here for some reason because you're hiding out because you're hiding out after
[00:45:36] Stealing your friends children
[00:45:38] Because you don't you didn't like who he voted for
[00:45:41] You don't like his participation in the new form of government so you you conspired to burn him alive and steal his children
[00:45:51] Because you use you do the good guy kind of magic
[00:45:55] We're not allowed to get pussy right where he uses you were so many got pussy and you're not allowed to whereas
[00:46:00] He used the bad guy form of magic that's used in service of big government
[00:46:06] comprehensive programs
[00:46:08] To unite they unite the galaxy with free trade agreements
[00:46:12] And they have lightning
[00:46:16] That's absolutely right Nick
[00:46:18] From my perspective. It's the Jedi that are the bad guys God the last one was so fucking bad
[00:46:23] I loved it because I was I didn't sure it was part nine, but it was so stupid stupid
[00:46:27] So I mean it was great because I was on mushrooms. I thought you had to go to the bathroom a bunch of times
[00:46:31] Maybe you missed the good I didn't see any I mean I liked Rogue one and that seems to be the rogue one is the good
[00:46:36] Rogue Rogue one is the only good Star Wars movie. Oh, maybe and maybe Empire strikes back is good Empire was cool
[00:46:44] But yeah
[00:46:46] Yeah, you like the sides one
[00:46:49] I like the scene that's just not a lose another tidbit about the move. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I like
[00:47:06] I don't know why I say these things
[00:47:19] Kirk Douglas just died
[00:47:25] He looked like he was a he looked like he'd been dead for 15 years for the last 15. Yeah
[00:47:30] All right, let's look up types of pussy Kirk Douglas has gotten he's gotten plenty and
[00:47:37] He looked pretty good back in his day
[00:47:40] Michael Douglas just as an interview. He's like I'm finally free to speak
[00:47:44] My father was molesting me
[00:47:46] My life until he died I had been tortured by my father with molestation up until February
[00:47:58] 2020
[00:48:01] Now I can finally grow up and my childhood ends today
[00:48:07] He's weird looking even in a vegetative state in the hospital bed. He's still a found way to molest me Michael Douglas is hotter than Kirk
[00:48:16] No, so that the impeachment's done. Yeah, Mitt Romney was still going on. Shout out to
[00:48:22] principled Republican Mitt Romney. We're doing what's right for the Republic about shit fuck me. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I like that a lot
[00:48:31] Yeah, I can't I can't wait to be called shit fuck me
[00:48:33] Dude, it's crazy that like like people like like my parents have just been all they thought it was gonna happen
[00:48:40] But it's all they've thought about for three years and then just today and just yeah
[00:48:45] Like literally what are they gonna do?
[00:48:47] They they haven't been thinking about anything else other than fucking Russian will they'll be thinking about Michael Bloomberg any day now?
[00:48:54] No, I think they're burning. I think I'm I think I got them. Yeah, you got them
[00:48:58] But other people like not me not the hours I spent on the phone with your father. No, that's not sure. It was me
[00:49:04] It's just good to talk to somebody. I'm worried Adams having gay sex in New York
[00:49:08] Honestly, I can't watch him all the time
[00:49:12] All right, try and look out for him
[00:49:15] We got this arranged we have his location if we if he's any known gay areas
[00:49:20] We send you call the police you vouch for me at the secret Jew meetings and say that it's just irony and
[00:49:26] And it's change I protect your son from his homosexual impulses
[00:49:33] By by cons which hurts me by which hurts me. I don't like I cry every night
[00:49:38] I'm looking thinking about the mean things. I say to my dear friend my
[00:49:43] What it's what it's what twisted pain I
[00:49:47] Know and understand
[00:49:49] What's behind the dead eyes?
[00:49:52] No one knows what it's like
[00:49:54] To have
[00:49:58] They're like
[00:50:01] We're not gonna record this song. I know it's your album
[00:50:05] But we're yeah real quick. Yeah, John. Yeah, just don't even sing this one. Okay, let's go to the next one
[00:50:16] Besides was
[00:50:19] No, but actually I think with my dad it was more internalized anti-Semitism
[00:50:23] It says I think he just truly does not believe it you could be the president
[00:50:27] He's like they'll never let us do it. They'll kill us first. That's so funny
[00:50:32] And I think I think I've like finally convinced them. I was like that that's just not that doesn't matter right now
[00:50:39] Yeah, but I think people like them that we're watching all this dumb bullshit. They're not they're not gonna become Barney Bros
[00:50:45] They're gonna want fucking no, it's there's a lot of people like just older boomers that they're thinking is they're they're stupid
[00:50:52] Yeah
[00:50:53] And so they just want to vote for the person they think is gonna win because then it means that they were right
[00:50:58] Yes, it that is literally all they care about that's why Joe Biden still is hanging on right
[00:51:04] They can dress it up in any of the language of like fucking electability or who can put together a good administration or whatever
[00:51:10] They heard on MSNBC. Yeah, but they just want to be right. Yeah, and you can get all those people to vote for Bernie
[00:51:16] You think so? Yeah for sure. I
[00:51:18] Mean that would right. I just feel like too many of them are like the fucking I
[00:51:22] Just keep hearing the same shit from old people. They're like we tried being idealistic. You can't be idealistic
[00:51:27] What old people just like the fucking that's like a navy Kelly Sam Moore no
[00:51:34] I was already dance over the old people, you know
[00:51:39] Like you just fucking hear that shit on TV. That's why old people don't fucking don't fuck with the burn dog
[00:51:45] I'll tell you what I hear on TV
[00:51:51] That is true that is two things that I know so you know what I mean silence
[00:51:58] Whatever I hope I mean listen I hope
[00:52:02] Yeah, I'm trying to get some of that Cadillac horse. I hope he comes out and get his dick super hard and you fuck sure
[00:52:08] Yeah
[00:52:09] Yeah, I hope it just just fucking Liz Warren eats a dick. Yeah, and then you know, I was like, you know
[00:52:16] I can't help but go look at Twitter
[00:52:18] Yeah, all these tweets from women. It's like wow. So I guess my takeaway from this is that
[00:52:23] Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are not really as
[00:52:27] Strong front runners as people expected them to be and Elizabeth Warren despite constantly being ignored and criticized by the media
[00:52:34] Just persists anyways. She literally got the New York Times endorsement
[00:52:39] Shut the fuck she had to split it with global with grace and class
[00:52:46] There will never be a woman president
[00:52:51] There will never be a woman president
[00:52:55] Here you hear me that will never be
[00:53:01] She will never be a president
[00:53:21] Yeah, dude, it's so far. They're trying to cheat they're cheating in Iowa where everyone sees who voted. Yeah
[00:53:27] Cheats somewhere else you dumb motherfuckers. Yeah, but whatever. I mean Bernie got more votes
[00:53:33] I think they just said that they just said they they were like given the vol Patrick Bernie's votes for a second
[00:53:40] Well, cuz they're both, you know, yeah players player. They're both player
[00:53:46] The
[00:53:51] Is that man even running I would like to thank the Cherokee players
[00:53:55] For their endorsement my grandad he was in the Cherokee players which I was told
[00:54:02] Which I was told was a tribal group
[00:54:05] But apparently it was a bunch of white guys in blackface
[00:54:16] They had those dick sucking cheekbones
[00:54:19] That fucking I know that they said Liz
[00:54:25] It's so awesome just lied about being
[00:54:29] One interview I forget just one they dug up apparently has been an issue constantly it should be it's ridiculous
[00:54:35] And then they were like do you have any family photos that would indicate any kind of cultural connection and she's like I
[00:54:42] Do and those are not for your their prime it's like well
[00:54:45] You already invited us into your house to defend these statements that you made and like a pretty easy way to back it up with
[00:54:53] Anything just a single picture thing. There's plenty of like dumbass fucking like, you know white people from absolutely from Oklahoma
[00:55:00] We're like, you know chair
[00:55:02] I'm Cherokee. Yeah, and they don't look Cherokee and it's just like part of their family lore
[00:55:06] And if you if she would just been like yeah, my parents lied everyone's parents lied
[00:55:10] She's like you know if you were like none of this nothing there was no ancestry calm. There's no fact checking
[00:55:16] There's nothing. It's just family lore and I bought into it because why wouldn't you know like everybody?
[00:55:22] And it's that's like a specifically a fucking like I feel like oh my god every every like a Texas and Oklahoma thing
[00:55:30] It like whatever you would try to ramp it there
[00:55:33] However you would describe that region is like there's there's people that like deeply believe in their family
[00:55:39] It was the end of the trail of tears that region the infant though. It has nothing to do with Native Americans
[00:55:44] It's like it's like it's a cultural thing for like Texans and Oklahoma people to believe in family mythology
[00:55:50] They're like, you know my well my uncle was the loudest man in town
[00:55:54] And they use the fire department used him to holler at the top of his lungs
[00:56:01] This is something that someone told you when you were six and you believed it because they didn't have a newspaper here until
[00:56:07] 1957 tall tales right I think I mean I definitely think it's more rampant in that part of the country because
[00:56:14] There are Native Americans there, but I also think like I just know so many fucking white people that would say that shit
[00:56:20] Mmm, what it's like no, I'm a quarter. Well, that's I mean throughout human history like oral tradition and mythology was like
[00:56:27] I mean there's nothing wrong with doing that. No, I just mean the Native American thing pretending
[00:56:31] Yeah, I don't think she outright lied
[00:56:32] I think it's like she just has like all this dumb shit in her head that her family told like I don't think that internally in her family
[00:56:38] That like Liz broke with all of them and was like I'm gonna lie and say I'm a native American
[00:56:44] But then when that when that fucking dumb bitch starts taking jobs at Harvard from minority women
[00:56:49] Yeah, that's when it's like come on dude. I think she genuinely thought she was a
[00:56:54] What is that even I mean it's a bigger deal to me doesn't mean anything
[00:56:58] But I mean it's like the same degree that you know, I don't know whatever it's like
[00:57:03] The bigger deal to me is that she like read the name of trans people or whatever like in her speech
[00:57:08] But she fucking voted for Reagan during the fucking AIDS crisis. Yeah, I mean she's like that's the bigger hypocrisy
[00:57:14] It's like you're a fucking Republican, bro. Yeah, whatever
[00:57:18] Cares
[00:57:20] Fuck it is crazy that we just can't
[00:57:30] I mean it's hard recall her a minority
[00:57:37] That's the best I don't know personally I don't think that's the fucking controversy to no it's not but it's to get her against a wall
[00:57:45] With I mean, it's like it's funny. That's what I'm
[00:57:47] Funny well the problem with her is that anytime you point out any inconsistency
[00:57:54] She pins herself against a wall like just like with health and health care
[00:57:58] Like the second she was challenged on it. She just started stuttering and stumbling and then he's completely backed out
[00:58:04] I have a plan for that. What's the plan? We don't do anything for four years. Yeah
[00:58:08] The plan is we all look at a picture of Barack Obama and smiles. We're all gonna put on our native American
[00:58:15] It's something every the health dance when my meme on poo poo would would pee pee my pee pee and my mama
[00:58:25] Would piss in my mouth
[00:58:28] Back then that's what your grandparents were because they didn't have indoor plumbing
[00:58:33] So the baby had to be the toilet and they would call me little pee pee poo
[00:58:39] Liz and everybody would piss and shit in my mouth
[00:58:42] And this makes you chirpy how
[00:58:47] This is making a chirpy on that's not for you to know it's not for you
[00:58:51] That's for your knowledge
[00:58:52] That's for us my family to know and for you to not find out also a really easy way to get away with it
[00:58:58] Is to just not do release a fucking you know 23. Yeah, it was so funny. It's super just lie about it
[00:59:05] Just keep lying about it. It's fine a 23 me no one cares
[00:59:08] Yeah
[00:59:10] Yeah, I'm not gonna do that because first of all I know exactly where my people go
[00:59:14] Yeah, and second of all I don't want some company having my DNA
[00:59:19] For when that you know when the trial comes that could get subpoenaed. Yeah, unfortunately one of my brothers did it
[00:59:25] So they got my DNA. I guess is do they have yours? I guess they it's the same thing you could do a match
[00:59:31] If you have somebody brother
[00:59:32] If I'm this if I'm the person to trust in a crime
[00:59:35] Which I won't be some the lawful man. I'm lawful to maybe I should do it so I can get a put in a crime of passion
[00:59:42] Yeah, just stop in Corbin chocolate all over his mouth and hands
[00:59:46] It's like Yana. I intend to show that Star Wars how he is most certainly broken into Hershey Park after hours
[00:59:53] I need all the rock the rods
[00:59:59] And not only that but he is he still has the chocolate
[01:00:02] His face which I will demonstrate months ago. Yeah, but by the time he kept brought most of the park back to his apartment
[01:00:11] Where he's been slowly eating it like Halloween candy
[01:00:17] It's not even made do the rise aren't even made a chocolate idiot objection your honor my clients addicted to chocolate
[01:00:23] There's no way he didn't get the chocolate of Dwayne Reed or CVS
[01:00:27] He probably picked it up on the way here. He's constantly eating chocolate
[01:00:31] Thank you. Yeah, and we will now like to show the jury photographs of his nude body
[01:00:41] Well, you kind of set a president with the Harvey Weinstein
[01:00:47] That criminal how small is penis
[01:00:51] I mean there really isn't a reason to do that to Harvey Weinstein well cuz he no it's a sexual assault case
[01:00:56] But like like speaking his penis out of what the fuck like the like Harvey Weinstein doesn't
[01:01:03] I don't understand what the what the necessity is
[01:01:06] It's like if you had if you needed to identify like things on his body if he was saying
[01:01:10] I never slept with this person, but that doesn't seem to be the case and people testifying were saying that it wasn't
[01:01:16] Consensual and he's saying that it is that woman Jessica man or whatever the testified
[01:01:21] It's not like you know, he was his defense is that it was a consensual relationship, right?
[01:01:26] So I don't understand what oh so I see you're saying so what his fucked up penis looks like should be a matter of
[01:01:33] knowledge either way
[01:01:36] He's saying they fucked
[01:01:38] Yeah, right exactly it's like it's it's not
[01:01:42] Purden it there's no reason to yeah, I don't understand why
[01:01:45] It's funny though. Yeah, I mean I don't know the the prosecution went as far as to say like of course
[01:01:51] We wouldn't try to humiliate anyone and it's like well, that means that's exactly what you're doing
[01:01:57] Which I mean I don't know it's like if that's the case it should bother people
[01:02:01] It like regardless of what the fucking crime is or who the guy is you shouldn't have like such a high profile case where they're trying to
[01:02:09] Humiliate and insult the defendant. There's probably some reason they needed for
[01:02:13] I don't know. Well, what I mean I read a bunch of stories and I didn't see any reason why he was justified or I don't know man
[01:02:21] It is funny to have his new it's very funny. Yes for us as
[01:02:28] Scatches are so funny. Mm-hmm, and I would like to see where his penis looks like I know I have to do
[01:02:34] Yeah, I mean you can't I can't see you read all those fucking descriptions. I love I would love to see his penis
[01:02:40] Mm-hmm. I love the way he's smiling in the drawing. Yeah, yeah, dude
[01:02:46] Man
[01:02:48] Where are those from what pictures are those?
[01:02:51] Did he take those well, I only saw a courtroom sketch. I don't know if there were actual pictures or artists render
[01:02:57] Well, what the fuck would they be then I guess pictures?
[01:03:00] Why would you write why would you don't know if it's a drawing of a drawing or drawing of a photograph?
[01:03:12] I would why would it be a drawing of his penis in court? Well, that could be submitted as evidence
[01:03:17] It's a good enough drawing anatomically accurate. I guess
[01:03:24] Trying to find the
[01:03:25] An illustration of Billy Kincaid from spawn
[01:03:28] Because he looks the clown
[01:03:32] No, that's the violator
[01:03:34] The violator. You remember spawn so much dude. It's the only comic book I ever read. Oh, you read the comic book
[01:03:42] The cock-mic book. Yeah, I tried to reread it like four years ago because I was like I
[01:03:48] Remember liking it a lot when I was a kid and then it's it's garbage. No, I believe that I'm sure
[01:03:53] I only read one comic book for like a second. It was the Simpsons comic book
[01:03:59] And it's like cuz eldest had it and I love the Simpsons and then I started reading and I was like this shit fucking sucks dick
[01:04:04] Dude reading is gay video game rock reading is gay compared to fucking watching TV. Yeah, I'm gonna go to an arcade
[01:04:11] I'm gonna get fucked up on pills and go to an arcade. Yeah
[01:04:13] How sad is it that I could get pills and I could do all these things and I don't where you get pill
[01:04:18] It's pretty easy to get pills pretty easy to get pills out
[01:04:21] You I feel like if I have all but you probably have friends that are addicted to pills actually
[01:04:26] I have it. Why do you want pills? Are you Thomas Jefferson?
[01:04:32] That was the thing I learned he's invented swipes
[01:04:36] Did he do pills?
[01:04:37] Yeah, pills existed you fucking idiot. Yeah, I thought it was just tinctures back then. That's what I'm saying. They didn't you're done
[01:04:46] I am being particularly stupid on the subset I acknowledge it
[01:04:56] Adam go on I am still debilitating
[01:04:59] And like there'd be a question and he can't get it's like boop boop boop. He's like oh and then I would have said Alex says the answer
[01:05:05] And then he's like oh yeah, that's right cuz he had he actually directed
[01:05:08] I'm just fucking that would be a good fucking
[01:05:15] Show is like doesn't know pretend to know it jeopardy. Yeah, we don't know something
[01:05:21] Then you have to do the most convincing secondary tidbit. Yeah. Yeah, I am still incredibly jet-lagged
[01:05:26] And so I'm extra retarded not saying I'm not regularly retarded
[01:05:31] But let's get off-tarted. Oh, that's a great karaoke song by the way. Let's get off-tarted in here
[01:05:39] Let me see your fucking penis
[01:05:46] You know it's like wow, you know it should just like changed overnight and there's all the shit
[01:05:50] You can't get away with and then I think and it's like oh no that was 20 years ago. It's like I'm just old
[01:05:56] Let's get rid of all the 20 years. No, that was but it was a while ago
[01:06:00] It was probably like 15 at least Ella funk came out 15 years ago. I would say so yeah
[01:06:07] Yeah, there's all this shit that it's like oh no I forget that I'm like just a fucking old person
[01:06:11] Yeah, and that's how it's like you guys guys in the 60s. It's like fucking like two years ago
[01:06:15] You know you were allowed to call in the M word that are thanks. I mean it was fucking like that was not that long ago
[01:06:21] It was 1961
[01:06:23] You know 2003 literally 17 years Jesus Christ
[01:06:28] That's so long ago
[01:06:30] That's a rack war
[01:06:33] That's crazy to rack war what else Adam
[01:06:37] There was a where they James Patrice
[01:06:42] You know he actually had an affair yeah in the fair you got
[01:06:46] Writing email drafts to his lover
[01:06:48] In a female account they wrote the drafts
[01:07:01] We called me the highest
[01:07:07] The reason empire is good
[01:07:10] Besides I said that was a joke to get no that was a joke
[01:07:18] What the hell is this the hammer rabbi code?
[01:07:22] No, no Robbie. That's a good name right there damn Robbie
[01:07:26] Dennis Miller no I've never ran to this much as him. I'm not a rancher
[01:07:31] That's true. I'm more of a band more of a landlord
[01:07:34] I have a renter that's true. Oh, not a renter ran to land more of a landlord
[01:07:41] All right folks
[01:07:42] Thanks listen come see this Tuesday
[01:07:46] I will be have it's my 31st birthday and I will have a show
[01:07:51] Fat Tuesdays at the stand and also do you want to go out for your birthday at all?
[01:07:55] I'm gonna be on the road. I mean do you want to go out to like a birthday dinner? Yeah, we can get a dinner
[01:08:00] Oh, there's a steakhouse in Hell's Kitchen. Then I think you'd like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can't remember
[01:08:05] I'll figure it out though. I went there by chance. Let's go Tuesday night. I can't go to I have the show you're saying
[01:08:13] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa let's I
[01:08:18] Don't remember. I don't recall looking at you
[01:08:20] That is all that's true. Whoa whoa whoa whoa the brakes
[01:08:29] Can I come to fucking break? Can I come here wait hold on let me see if I do that Adam? Can you hear us?
[01:08:33] No, I can't. You're good. Yeah, oh that is good. I can put him on a different mix
[01:08:38] You can have a private conversation. No put it back on
[01:08:41] Okay, so all the dates for Australia are live now, too
[01:08:49] You might try and cancel the whole thing. I might cancel it
[01:08:53] Honestly, this jet lag is I've it happened last time too, and I completely forgot how bad it is
[01:08:59] Yeah, and I just just waking up at 3 a.m. It would be funny to be thinking it's the middle of the day, you know, yeah
[01:09:06] Just yeah, um you should just get a big book to read dude. I'm fine. I have I'm reading that book chaos
[01:09:13] Yeah, the one about the man I got that's yeah. Yeah, it's great. I should read that yeah good
[01:09:18] It's great. I should read it too. I finally got a good pace. It's not a hard book
[01:09:23] Why do you say it like that like it's written like a guy talks? I can read a hard book. I don't it's not written like
[01:09:29] Cormac McCarthy. It's written like think yeah, yeah, you couldn't read that I could read it
[01:09:33] I didn't want to because it was boring. Yeah, but you know, it's not as good as a book about Michael Jordan
[01:09:39] I'll tell you that much. Are you done with that Phoenix, Uns book? Yes, I finished that
[01:09:45] Okay, seven seconds or less. Okay, seven seconds. I got to stop reads very easy
[01:09:50] And the one about the dream team by the same authors very I finally got a good pace going with the power broker in the man
[01:09:56] How far you um like a little line like 700 in okay?
[01:10:00] That's how many pages it's about 1200 pages. Okay, so that's you're almost there, baby. No, it'll be a while
[01:10:08] How long you've been playing on the broker? Well, I guess that's pretty good often on that smart
[01:10:14] I started over again
[01:10:16] Often I mean I've been reading the book for like six years. Yeah. Yeah, it's about some guy from New York
[01:10:23] Yeah, I mean it's really it's just about fucking I will not say anything else. I don't want to ruin it
[01:10:28] Yeah, but I kind of know a couple other tips about this guy that was like in like New York state and you know
[01:10:36] Municipal government for his whole life and he like
[01:10:39] Brokered some power brokered some power. He created all the fucking like parks in the highways and show nice
[01:10:46] Oh, see the guy that tried to do the try to do in neighborhoods for generations
[01:10:50] Yeah, he's neither guy tried to make the like the village of fucking highway
[01:10:54] Did he try it? Yeah, they stopped him from doing that, but he did put a highway around the island of Manhattan
[01:11:00] Which was like why you can't all of them. Yeah, like a long island before like he fucking destroyed the South Island
[01:11:07] Long Island is basically like the fucking rural South
[01:11:11] Damn it was like no like there was no suburbs there and then he had to like
[01:11:15] Figure out a way to buy up or like tape basically steal this land from fucking like
[01:11:20] You know farmers in Bayman to create the parkways that led to Jones Beach
[01:11:25] All that shit one cool thing he did is that out at the Queens Museum. There's a
[01:11:31] replica of all five boroughs like a one to 100 scale replica that he had commissioned
[01:11:37] That's cool, and you can see like the entire you could see like to the city block where you live and stuff that I like that
[01:11:43] Yeah, it's cool to see I fuck with that. Yeah
[01:11:45] So listen, you know read a book come see me in the fucking Texas
[01:11:53] Valentine's Day weekend in hyenas DC draft house 20th 20 through the 22nd then I'm in Tucson and fucking Phoenix
[01:12:02] Go to stop it that bitch last tour, and they're also Dublin and the UK and yeah the Australia dates are up
[01:12:08] I'm a go to
[01:12:10] Comptown that merch now calm the shirts are back for sale this shirt. You're the Indianapolis
[01:12:17] Chicago some other fucking nothing Nashville and
[01:12:20] Those tickets Milwaukee I think too, and I talked to the boys that are setting the tour up for you. Yeah, Milwaukee boys
[01:12:26] I'm doing that run out if you may look up Kyle Scanlan Kyle's a good bloke
[01:12:31] Kyle's on the show
[01:12:33] And all of his shit is on that Adam and I talking about you Adam. Can we please get our plugs done to your plug? Yeah
[01:12:40] I'm sorry. I'm just a fucking ruin it. Yeah, so in May you can watch out
[01:12:45] Just kidding should I randomly go back to I like Chicago
[01:12:48] I just want to go I didn't get to eat everything. I wanted to eat there just go back. Yeah, yeah
[01:12:54] Yeah, just for fun
[01:12:55] I thought maybe about going back to Toronto just from the school
[01:12:58] Yeah, cuz I went for the film festival and then I ate too much Japanese barbecue as soon as I got there
[01:13:04] I had to go to sleep
[01:13:07] Yeah, Toronto city we should all just go back to and just fucking yeah
[01:13:12] So fun at that the Elle Elgan theater the winter guard the winter guard that might be a highlight of our
[01:13:20] Time it was so funny how great that show was it was like this is amazing and then it was just the rest the tour was
[01:13:25] Right Vancouver was good. Yeah, but Ottawa was hilarious Ottawa and the other one never going back to our
[01:13:32] Oh Vancouver rock
[01:13:34] Montreal's nice as a city, but the show sucks. Yeah, we're watching just fine. I don't remember
[01:13:42] Some weird long room. Yeah, it was weird. I was fun though. We had a nice day
[01:13:46] I don't remember that show at all that shows really
[01:13:50] Otawa and Montreal are like an hour away from each other. So it's like people from Ottawa would have come to Montreal if they
[01:13:57] liked us Oh, yeah, the table fell apart while we were doing the show. Yeah, that's right
[01:14:01] Although there was that riff about how a valium's invaded
[01:14:06] I think that was in Toronto though
[01:14:12] Okay, yeah, maybe I think it was in Toronto
[01:14:15] All right, well, see you slide