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Bonus 175 - Woodrow Wilson

Cum Town | Premium | 03/01/2020

[00:00:00] And I want my maid special check check I want my maid and I want to make
[00:00:06] I want Adam. I wanted in my special cup Adam was making coffees
[00:00:10] He won't be on most of the episodes gonna be over there making coffees and I wanted in my special cup
[00:00:15] Let me let me check let me check is my course I can yeah, I'm my mic works boat for when he comes back check
[00:00:21] Yeah, that's not that sounds right a checky checky checky poo
[00:00:25] That sounds that was me guys in case you thought it was actually Adam exactly on
[00:00:37] What you know which cup I like to use you know his cup. Oh my god
[00:00:42] He's put he's made himself a coffee in my Amtrak cup
[00:00:46] Wow. Oh my god. That's embarrassing. Oh my god. You're the guest man
[00:00:57] She's at the corner house and he picks the Amtrak cup for himself unbelievable dude that was
[00:01:03] That was
[00:01:05] Purchased for me by someone close to me
[00:01:09] Who went to a train thing?
[00:01:11] That's so rude. He's no longer in my life. That's so rude. It has sentimental value and it's also about trains
[00:01:18] That's the double. Do you know how hard is for Nick to have sentimental value for anything? Mm-hmm Nick doesn't care about objects
[00:01:26] Look at this. We've already like there's no way he's making or both those two coffees being made
[00:01:31] There's two coffees being made and I said that's my special cup and he still put it
[00:01:36] Still take keeping it for himself. There was an opportunity to just be like my bad to call an audible my fault
[00:01:47] But he's now
[00:01:49] He is now is the Caroline's mug. Okay. Oh, we'll let the audience know that I've stolen probably four or five mugs from
[00:01:57] Carolines and that's most of the mugs I have say Carolines on them
[00:02:00] Mm-hmm. Yep from my my operation where I got into stand-up comedy in the hopes that one day
[00:02:06] I'd just be able to steal massive
[00:02:09] From the Caroline's comedy club
[00:02:12] And operation is a go. Yeah
[00:02:16] Well, this is a real power move by Adam. I don't know this is you know, he's gonna pretend like it isn't but
[00:02:22] He's really setting up something. It's passive aggressive. Yeah, it's wouldn't abused wife
[00:02:27] To her to her Gaston like husband
[00:02:34] No, it's not it's yeah, you're guess your Fufi year. Whatever the fuck his name is Adam. Mm-hmm fufi
[00:02:40] What's the guy from?
[00:02:43] Who wants to fuck Gaston? I don't think he wants to fuck gas he does now
[00:02:47] It's just like that like people's like something happened where the MRA shit started or poo shit started
[00:02:54] And then it didn't work and then it created a type of incel that it like has now
[00:02:59] Outwardly directed their hatred of themselves to other men and that's where you get
[00:03:04] Dick the thank you for bringing
[00:03:08] bitch
[00:03:10] Anyway, so the stiper guy that's got hatred brother guys
[00:03:15] No, no, no
[00:03:17] No, oh wow, they made his coffee. Oh wow
[00:03:22] I would never make another man's coffee on air public apology
[00:03:26] I was very nice and I made you a coffee and then you called me a bitch
[00:03:30] Well cuz you didn't put cream in it. I said make it special in my special car
[00:03:36] I'm out in my special cup. I want special put go below cream in this. I'll give you a special cream
[00:03:40] Why don't you get the audience? Can't see but Nick is tapping the top is very condescending
[00:03:46] a special cream
[00:03:49] Up in up in my coffee
[00:03:52] No, I say and I don't think that guy wants to bring you all that guy predates all that what you're talking about
[00:03:57] Who would all these guys used to just be boys with each other?
[00:04:01] You know you do you have this is the essence of dudes
[00:04:04] I see what you're saying is they build each other up. So he's a relic
[00:04:07] I'm so relic of a past of a innocent age time if you did if that if that was all happening
[00:04:13] Adam is putting the thank you cream in there very bitchely very
[00:04:18] If that was happening now that fucking shmigai or whatever his name poof Lee poof Lee
[00:04:24] I don't know wait. He didn't put that's not enough cream. You got to lighten this up
[00:04:29] Put more cream in there
[00:04:31] Anyways, if that guy Adam had gotten most of the weight of the refrigerator when Nick said that I'm just trying to narrate for everybody
[00:04:37] Anyways that guy now he would come into the the logic and be like dude Gaston is so bad at hunting and then Gaston would hear it and be like
[00:04:47] Bro, you're like four three and seven hundred pounds. You get no pussy. You get no you're a fucking loser
[00:04:52] Yeah, and then you'd be like, I'm sorry man. I'm a real big fan
[00:04:55] And then Gaston will be like oh
[00:04:57] I guess that's okay, and then fucking like Gaston would leave and you'd be like Gaston is so sensitive and
[00:05:06] That's how that guy would that's true, but then you went start a message board about what Gaston does
[00:05:12] Yeah, and his personal life even though Gaston never talks about it all
[00:05:17] And then they start getting bombarded by the little mermaid subreddit
[00:05:20] Yeah, but in back in London times, yeah, you know guys like that were cool
[00:05:27] Yeah, they would chill about it. They were just happy that Gaston was gonna rape the only woman in town
[00:05:33] That read put her in a place
[00:05:36] Which is the plot of that
[00:05:40] Yeah, I mean gas on some credit, I don't know if he was about to rape and they're gonna do redo the moon
[00:05:46] They're gonna redo the movie from the perspective of Gaston and then that lodge are like some bitches learning how to read
[00:05:54] Some dumb bitches trying to read
[00:05:57] There's only one and what the fuck is this you said more cream this I mean come on man
[00:06:04] That looks like milk. Yeah
[00:06:07] That looks like Colin Kaepernick's beautiful skin right now go make me
[00:06:11] This is how I win this is how I win
[00:06:16] Do you see the cecorona a virus outbreak in Israel and Italy?
[00:06:21] We're I don't have it on the soundboard, but
[00:06:26] Come on let's celebrate
[00:06:30] Yo, we gonna get Corona by traveling
[00:06:34] We might have to call the tour off
[00:06:37] Do you want to call the tour off
[00:06:39] I'm just saying if there's no
[00:06:43] Fun you want to cancel enough shows where will be easy to do the tour no, it's gonna be really fun
[00:06:48] Yeah, but I'm saying if there's a corona virus who might have to cancel
[00:06:52] I just bought my fucking ticket, but they can't like the coronavirus
[00:06:55] They put all the Wuhans on an island in Australia
[00:06:58] So I think we're fine they put them in like on an aisle of the leverage Wuhan
[00:07:02] I'll say Wuhan sound like a pretty chill place
[00:07:04] This is where the corona comes from that was like their their brie's Vegas was Wuhan. Yeah. Yeah
[00:07:12] I can't wait to get back to Brissy's Vegas dude. We're about to get in there dude get our dick
[00:07:17] We got a whole we got a day and a half off and Brizzy. Oh my god. I can't wait to sit by the pool
[00:07:22] Wuhan it better be pool weather. I think it's always pool weather in brie's Vegas
[00:07:28] Yeah, I'm gonna be fucking pissed if it's not that hotel was nice. It was so nice
[00:07:32] I was on thankfully it cost more than we made on the show
[00:08:03] But you're right it wasn't expensive
[00:08:06] It wasn't particularly cheap I'm gonna sit this one
[00:08:10] The linens feeling like I'm gonna sit this one out the linen robes were nice
[00:08:13] Well, here's the thing we're very nice if we look at this trip like a vacation with the fellas
[00:08:18] And also what I'm doing. Hey dude. That's the only reason I go on tour because it's the only time we're actually friends
[00:08:22] That's not true Nick. Yeah, that's I mean friends a higher percentage of the time
[00:08:30] Definitely we just compared to my other because we get there's no we get the riff off Mike and it's how the way it used to be
[00:08:37] That's true. It was true the way it was back in the day. Remember the homeless guy dodging bullets
[00:08:42] Yeah, oh dude. I that was a great guy. Remember this Adam wasn't there for that
[00:08:47] I forgot how much fun that was good. We had some good ones just getting birthday stakes
[00:08:53] I don't even remember how that happened remember that guy. What was the joke that it's like a
[00:08:58] It's a homeless guy get oh, yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're the guy we were doing. Oh this week
[00:09:07] Yeah, but he was pretending that he really big
[00:09:09] Yeah, you're probably too big for you. Yeah, no, but the joke is that he just immediately comes directly on the person
[00:09:17] Oh, yeah, it's too. It's too big. Yeah, it's too tough. Yep. You're a little too tight for me. Yeah, that's not gonna work
[00:09:23] Well, the idea was if you're dick is like
[00:09:27] Minuscule you might as well say it's 15. Yes, it doesn't matter. It's it's about 12 inch. Yeah, my deck's about 12 inches
[00:09:35] Yeah, I'm kind of big
[00:09:36] Yes, yeah, yeah, all that
[00:09:41] Oh, yeah, you ain't never seen a monster like that before have you
[00:09:47] Not even crossing the pussy lips
[00:09:51] barrier
[00:09:56] Was a homeless guy being shot in the dick and he's dodging. Yeah, you're trying
[00:10:00] I don't remember exactly just just just just just perfectly dodging the boat. They just hid his organs
[00:10:06] Yeah, but he's saving his dick. That's right. That's right
[00:10:09] They're trying to shoot him in the dick and he would rather take a shot every single vital organ
[00:10:14] Yeah, I believe his dick intact. Why is he homeless? What the fuck I remember when the police are like saluting him
[00:10:24] People gonna shoot his fucking dick
[00:10:26] Rather die that was getting me good in that little shake restaurant
[00:10:37] We're doing the act that guys we're having a good time just you move your hips like neo
[00:10:41] But the bullets are all just going into your body, but not your dick not your dick. Yeah
[00:10:47] That's how that one goes. It's good. Yeah
[00:10:50] Oh, yeah, yeah, I think that's I that's that's gonna be about do it for this week. Yeah
[00:11:01] We we should honestly if this show will be better is if we did just a 20 minute show every day
[00:11:08] Mm-hmm. I mean it would be an obligation none of us want to yeah
[00:11:11] We had two two times a week is already like, you know, we've been off more than we can shoot right we barely done every week
[00:11:19] Really don't appreciate my a doctor
[00:11:27] I work just as hard as a surgeon a baby
[00:11:31] I was thinking this what about this we spent an entire day
[00:11:34] Mm-hmm, and we do one in the morning and then we have a fun activity field day
[00:11:39] It'd be funny if I was like then we do a second one a baby brain surgeon and then like, you know
[00:11:43] Maybe they assign that according to what your dick sizes maybe
[00:11:47] So you everyone I would be an adult regular
[00:11:51] Brain surgeon, but the most precious job
[00:11:55] That's what you meant. No, I thought what I mean. We all know
[00:11:59] What you know, I would be only operating on large brains. Let me say this
[00:12:03] I don't understand how your penis would determine
[00:12:06] It does it was I was brain well, yeah, it's because you're not a fucking doctor you idiot
[00:12:10] Yeah, you're not even I could have been you know
[00:12:12] I could have been one if I wanted you're you're a nurse who's job is to suck all I'm saying
[00:12:18] I'm a baby brain doctor, but it's still me so like maybe 15% of the time. I'm like
[00:12:23] I'm just like
[00:12:26] You know my guy try I
[00:12:28] Whatever. Yeah
[00:12:30] Oops
[00:12:33] It's a crying family. Yeah, look at the draw. I
[00:12:38] Guess maybe your baby shouldn't have had a stroke on Monday
[00:12:41] You know I'm saying after a little weekend go a little too hard rewatching all of the predator movies
[00:12:50] Completely sober
[00:12:51] But just stay up too late. Yeah too many crackers too many too much kettle corn
[00:12:57] And some Newman's own just explaining that to the
[00:13:02] Have you ever had the Newman's own kettle corn it's pretty good. Yeah, no this isn't a metaphor. No, it's literally what happened
[00:13:10] No, I guess there might have been a good luck to available, but I got you got me so what I'm now practice insurance
[00:13:17] You got a problem. You can take it up a guy
[00:13:19] I got
[00:13:30] How are my surgery how would you personally?
[00:13:36] Underwriting my insurance balls me
[00:13:39] Respect you can tell those all the car insurance companies kiss my bumper just kiss it
[00:13:45] Respect what if they had gone with suck my tailpipe that would be good
[00:13:51] Can you die from that? I was thinking about yes, I was thinking about this. What if instead of no trespassing?
[00:13:56] Uh-huh a sign that said no fuck assing mm-hmm. Okay, no trespassing
[00:14:03] So you either you have to be obviously trans to go come in yes, but you can't pass like son. Let me see that Adam's
[00:14:10] This is it this is an Ian Fodance household
[00:14:16] Damn salute to my boy. We saw him yesterday. Yeah, I really love her, but she looks too much like a girl
[00:14:24] It's really ruined
[00:14:28] He's looking good. He looks good. It's like that guy electric
[00:14:32] He really needs to get his haircut every three weeks. Yeah, yeah
[00:14:36] He needs a nice go because he's in the worst spot you can be which is
[00:14:42] It's stupid. It's good for him though. No the worst spot you could be is like not bald enough yet to shave your head
[00:14:50] But still too bald to do anything other than keep it like kind of keep it short and cropped
[00:14:55] I would rather have that yeah cuz I then you could grow out of funny hair hair well his hair goes out
[00:15:00] He looks like Gallagher. It's funny
[00:15:02] He just helps and how many Ian look it was fucking stupid, but he died memory or rosinum for saying that he's handsome
[00:15:09] Yeah, he's an eight. Yeah, we're like you're one of the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life
[00:15:16] Well, no, he can clean up. He just changed your right. You're right. You're right. You're right looking
[00:15:21] Yeah, one of the ugliest people ever. Yeah, I mean he's ridiculous. I mean he's looks ridiculous when his hair grows. He looks Jewish
[00:15:28] It's awesome. And when he cuts it he looks I
[00:15:30] Love the fucking clown mullet though. I mean he's kind of like he's going for like Jim Croci's dead body
[00:15:37] That's the look he wants
[00:15:39] And I don't know who Jim Croci is. Yeah, you do
[00:15:42] He's a folk musician, you know, it's an operator
[00:15:45] Why don't you help me place this call? No, I don't listen to gay shit, bro
[00:15:51] It's not gay to only listen to Adam's favorite band
[00:15:54] It's a song about a guy who's got him loves gay shit talking to this operator
[00:16:00] And he wants to get his ex-girlfriend who lives in California
[00:16:14] I'm gonna look up a picture
[00:16:16] Oh shit, this is what he looks like
[00:16:30] Hot
[00:16:32] That's why I said his dead body. Yeah, yeah
[00:16:35] I think he died of an overdose. Oh, yeah, very young. That's the thing you look at him in this picture. He's probably like 22
[00:16:41] That's yeah in the 70s. That's how you looked at 22. Yeah
[00:16:48] Good song
[00:16:50] I take it back saying it's gay
[00:16:53] Huh, I take back saying it's gay shit. Yeah, no bad bad boy. We were browns and great stuff. Yeah, that's it the rest of the
[00:17:01] Song the operator one's Adam likes
[00:17:03] And thumbs down
[00:17:09] Directly into Adam's eyes bro. You know, I know music bro. Yeah, name another song one other song that's ever been written
[00:17:17] Not by him. Not by him or Bob Dylan or Bob Dylan name one
[00:17:22] Shared and do you believe in life after love? That's not worse the title. That's not how this that's literally not the title
[00:17:28] What is the title that it's something called like believe it's called believe it's so you failed to
[00:17:35] Yeah, all you had to do was name one other song at all. I know you're fucked. Okay. Can I get another trial?
[00:17:41] It's a one-time thing. Can I get one more try please? No, it's a one-time thing
[00:17:45] Let me vindicate myself. How about we play the song? You have to you have to name what the song is. Yeah, that's good. All right cool
[00:17:52] Um, don't you she's am I'm not just am not you she's aiming at right now. She's aiming into my head
[00:17:59] Well, I just played they play no, I'm gonna think of something difficult
[00:18:03] Well, then that's hard so don't make it hard. You know, that's part of it. That's part of it
[00:18:08] I'm not good at this game. Why not Jim Croci looks like he hangs don't I only listen to certain types of music, dude
[00:18:15] Yeah, what kind oh he definitely needed the mustache though. He needed his look
[00:18:19] I'm looking at a picture him without the most how old was Jim Croci when he died here. I'll tell you right now
[00:18:26] 30 years old 30 years old. Yeah, damn younger than us young. He died in an airport
[00:18:31] Mm-hmm. That's that's awesome. That's like us style like taking too many
[00:18:37] Naturals naturals
[00:18:38] Toche's Louisiana dude. Don't say that shit. I'm not trying to die like juice world
[00:18:43] Which I could well he died trying to like hide the drugs from the police
[00:18:47] Yeah, he tried to eat everything. Yeah, I've had panic attacks on edibles on plane. Damn. Where's that? Can we go there? That's uh, but I see you
[00:18:56] Is that really Brazil? I don't know maybe whoa gay
[00:19:01] Leroy brown
[00:19:03] Okay, it's man in the whole damn town. All right, make me name a song
[00:19:07] I can't think of any songs
[00:19:19] Come on do it. What do you mean? I'm an expert at music. So just you're an expert at music. Well, you say your top five bands
[00:19:26] Yeah top five top five bands
[00:19:30] Probably
[00:19:32] I'd say probably Neil young
[00:19:34] I'd say probably fucking um fucking the Dan uh fucking
[00:19:42] Lou Reed
[00:19:45] Shut the fuck up
[00:19:49] Rock dude the first music by the way the first two is your real answers bitch
[00:19:54] And bob dill and so don't throw Lou Reed in there to pretend like you're being ironic
[00:19:58] Bob dillan and his band are my favorite band
[00:20:01] um
[00:20:03] Okay, I don't know dude
[00:20:06] Probably sin lizzy's gotta be up there not top five yep because there's awesome guitar
[00:20:11] I wouldn't say top
[00:20:13] Those dueling ass guitars, but I think it's cool that he was black and irish. Yeah, it's all about identity politics like a glass of Guinness
[00:20:20] So about identity politics with you isn't it?
[00:20:24] I didn't you know it doesn't matter to me the color
[00:20:27] I don't know colors
[00:20:29] Except for Phil Linette. He's the only person who's race I know
[00:20:35] I don't even know his name
[00:20:37] Thin lizzy. He was also a bass player and a lead singer and a bass player. That's cool
[00:20:43] Pretty cool. That's pretty cool when they do that the coolest is when someone sings and plays drums. I don't even know how that's possible
[00:20:50] But I fuck with that Phil Collins. Yep
[00:20:53] Uh the drummer leave on helm from the band
[00:20:56] He used to sing and play drums the band you don't know the band
[00:21:02] That's their name. Yeah. Yeah, how fucking conceded is that to call themselves that what's their song?
[00:21:08] They have a big song. It's kind of like calling yourself a d atom Friedlin
[00:21:12] Their big song. I don't know. You know the weight that song the weight was like
[00:21:17] B
[00:21:19] Was a few
[00:21:20] Yeah, that's a jam. I give that's a big one take a load on fanny
[00:21:25] Blow
[00:21:29] Sugman penis
[00:21:33] That guy was drumming all you was singing that shit leave leave on helm saying some of the songs Robbie robertson saying some of the other ones
[00:21:41] Does that they're only one
[00:21:42] They had a mad song. See they had a concert film directed by Martin Scorsese called the last one
[00:21:48] I said I thought you're gonna get this one. Well, you're just choosing a hard song. Yeah, I said I thought you're gonna get this
[00:21:59] You get the and he's gonna look so stupid when he doesn't get it
[00:22:04] I'll play it again for you
[00:22:06] What it is all nice and decent slip of the crew that's it. So what song is that? What is that a vine? No
[00:22:12] It's a song beginning of a song song that literally I know stop or is it he texting me the answer. Yeah, I already texted
[00:22:20] Um is it how bizarre no, but damn close
[00:22:25] Really? Yeah, I just know your taste in music and then I'm trying to apply it to something that you would play
[00:22:31] I've never
[00:22:32] Independently listened to how bizarre yes, we have in the car before
[00:22:36] No, we know we have yes, we have we don't ride in the car together when you played your 90s deep cut play
[00:22:41] My 90s driving down to how bizarre is not on a deep cut do not on my
[00:22:46] I even know what that is. It was on his 90s playlists is not on my 90s playlist
[00:22:50] It was on your 90s play not on my 90s. Yes, it was not a deep cut is not on my 90s playlist
[00:22:55] It's also not a 90s deep cut playlist. It is just a 90s playlist. Okay
[00:23:00] Well, in my opinion, there were a lot of deep is that about is that song about your dick and bowls at him?
[00:23:06] Yes
[00:23:08] I
[00:23:11] Yeah, I'm just double checking the make sure
[00:23:14] No chance. It's not on here at all
[00:23:17] So what you might be thinking of
[00:23:19] Brimful of asha, which is
[00:23:22] And equally this is the closest thing to how bizarre on my 90s playlist
[00:23:26] Okay, that's pretty cool
[00:23:33] Okay
[00:23:39] That's why it was fly by sugar rays the song was that
[00:23:44] Yeah, come on, but I knew the rest of it. I didn't
[00:23:47] He doesn't even hurt
[00:23:49] what the music master
[00:23:52] Stumped
[00:23:54] With the most recognizable American musician. Okay, so I'll get you all play a song you told me
[00:24:00] I'm not out here. It's saying I'm the music
[00:24:04] You said that off bikes
[00:24:14] Oh with music man coming through Adam with his drums strapped to his back
[00:24:19] And harmonica. Yeah, the harmonica. I think he's got petals. There's a dick
[00:24:32] Yeah
[00:24:34] The symbols yeah the harmonica. It's just another dick, but sideways. Yep
[00:24:42] That's the side always dick
[00:24:44] Holy shit, we gotta make that. Yeah, that's gotta be official come town merch. Uh, all right stop
[00:24:51] I'm gonna play a song for you. You told me okay
[00:24:54] I wonder I wonder
[00:24:57] I'm gonna make it easy. Okay
[00:25:00] I don't give a fuck dude. I'm not engaging in this game. Mm-hmm. What no stop
[00:25:04] I'm gonna make it easy for you Adam. You don't understand that all of your problems are created by your own hubris
[00:25:09] Don't talk to me about fucking I said my I think the top five band is thin lizzy dude
[00:25:17] That's one of your top five's. That's what I was saying dude because I just like I just like
[00:25:22] Dueling ass guitar. All right. Stop. Tell me what this song is. They got a thin lizzy now. They got a lizzo
[00:25:27] You got both kinds of lizz
[00:25:30] The liz spectrum. Mm-hmm. We got all fat lizzy is it was lizzo's or me
[00:25:35] I
[00:25:37] Tell me that song the sucking bones are rolling penis. Good job. Yeah. Thanks man
[00:25:45] Everyone knows that one said I'd make it easy for him
[00:25:49] Um damn you're bad at this game. That song is about you getting pussy. Yeah, Adam. You can't always get what you want. Yeah
[00:25:58] Well, thanks for trying some time
[00:26:00] Fuck thanks. That leaves for saying I meant a dick and by pussy. I'm gonna man
[00:26:07] Thank you for non-miggy gay. Damn it. Yeah, I appreciate that
[00:26:10] All right, even though it's on an insult to me to be called gay
[00:26:15] I gotta go to the botanical garden tomorrow. The orca shows back in town. That's cute. We're in the Bronx. Um, um, uh, I mean, yeah
[00:26:23] Fuck I meant I have to stay home tomorrow. I'm not gonna be at all stay home
[00:26:32] I heard there's poison at the prospect park botanical garden. It's I thought they do in the Bronx. It's filled with uh, uh, uh, uh,
[00:26:41] I don't know. I mean I could be in the Bronx. I gotta check again. Wait, it's in the Bronx
[00:26:45] I think it's at the Bronx, but I saw it in the Bronx with animal garden. Yeah, they have flowers there
[00:26:49] I didn't know that in the Bronx
[00:26:51] I gotta either a newsletter or email or something. You're on the flower newsletter. I will go see orca show
[00:26:57] I'll tell you that
[00:26:59] Well, I would love to go see orca
[00:27:00] Did you think they're fighting me but I'm not gonna be in town the Ferraris of flowers. I love rari's dude
[00:27:07] I love whipping forance. There's probably good pussy at the at the orca show too. Oh, yeah
[00:27:13] Definitely not 75 year old gay men. Yes
[00:27:16] Oh my god, I love flowers
[00:27:24] And if you suck my dick you just might find
[00:27:29] A little bit of calm. It wouldn't feel bad for old gay guys. Why? That's still have the little leather hat and stuff
[00:27:35] They're the legends. They're like they're survivors. They're the legends. Yeah, I probably should have died
[00:27:41] They're kind of like the like Native Americans. They're the they're the they left over
[00:27:47] They took all the fucking they took all the beatings
[00:27:50] These guys today, they're just going shopping trying to be like a straight up like old school Native American like but also living in like the
[00:27:58] Like just having to eat a panda express. You got your shirt off
[00:28:02] Big headdress
[00:28:04] And you're like fuck
[00:28:06] I love stupid. I'm keeping the old style the old way. You wouldn't eat panda express, dude. No, you're amazed
[00:28:13] You'd maze an elaborate thing. There was I said this before they were celebrating Chinese New Year panda express, which is like
[00:28:21] That's awesome. Yeah, like celebrating Chinese New Year
[00:28:28] Panda express sucks so much dick. Yeah, no, it's it's fine. No, it's bad
[00:28:32] I remember I used to go when I lived in Austin. I would go if chains is good. Yeah, but that's fucking complete
[00:28:38] It's like eight level incomparable. What do you it? It's American salt Chinese food? Anyway, I would go to panda express fast
[00:28:45] It's not it's not it's not it's a sit down place
[00:28:49] I'll go closer one would be pay way, but even that knocks panda express out the water
[00:28:53] Pay express like once a week and it would give me like I would have like like fluid in my lungs after eating okay
[00:28:59] I've been like it's all right. No, I'm just saying it's bad for you, but that's an indication that it's good
[00:29:06] Good. No, man. Any random ass good down home country style
[00:29:12] Now panic spreads at the bottom of the fucking fast food food chain. Uh-huh. Honestly, it might be the worst one
[00:29:18] Yeah, worst fast food restaurant. What's the worst fast food restaurant? Oh, this is a good question
[00:29:23] Because best is easy to answer so it's very easy. They will at least it's on top eyes
[00:29:27] One two three pop-os junior. No way dude. It's pop-eyes. I literally shit myself in your car
[00:29:34] I shit myself in your car from fucking what is your answer?
[00:29:38] Well, how does that mean that calls juniors bad?
[00:29:40] It's the same restaurant
[00:29:42] It's just got a different name of the anus of of the party of a maximum security prison
[00:29:47] It's called carles junior on the west coast and hardies on the east. Okay, so what is your answer best fast food?
[00:29:54] um
[00:29:56] It's pop eyes with a bullet pop eyes. It's probably because pop eyes. You know what? Chick-fil-a
[00:30:03] Chick-fil-a is a gay answer. Yeah, no, it's not. It's an anti-gay answer actually
[00:30:07] Chick-fil-a is like what women get excited about that. There's a new chick-fil-a
[00:30:12] No women get excited for red velvet cake everyone to get excited about chick-fil-a
[00:30:16] Women love in and outs
[00:30:19] Yeah, I tell you somebody now does not the answer. It's not the answer either
[00:30:22] It's the answer is carles junior. It's absolutely pop eyes. Pop eyes better than carles
[00:30:26] in a different category because it's a fried chicken restaurant, you know what I mean?
[00:30:30] I see we're saying burgers if we're gonna have to be burgers
[00:30:33] That's why I said panda is the absolute lowest
[00:30:35] I'm talking generally fast food because all you can get at
[00:30:39] Pop eyes and that's how good the chicken is is chicken. That's how good it is
[00:30:43] It's also, you know, I haven't been to kfc in forever. No, it's not good. I love the blood
[00:30:48] Even close. I love that's the thing. I miss the classic
[00:30:50] I miss it's good for my childhood. How big that fucking bucket looked when you were a kid
[00:30:55] It was like your dad's cock. Yeah, it's delicious. It was like good getting in your mouth around it
[00:31:00] I was like damn
[00:31:02] I can't wait my dad bringing all his chicken home. It was big as big as dick that I saw in the shower
[00:31:07] I still think it's huge even though now if I looked at it it'd probably be about my dick
[00:31:11] Yeah, right and then you go. No way. Go to chick Popeyes now and it's a fucking it's a it's like what like a fucking maybe a large
[00:31:19] Movie theater cup. Yeah, it's not that crazy. It's not that crazy. The buckets. Maybe this stall. Yeah, it's not but as a child
[00:31:24] You're like what the hell is well dude. I remember I remember because we were always a Popeyes family
[00:31:30] Yeah, and the bucket looked so good that I made my mom get his kfc once
[00:31:35] And that was the last time kfc can't hold the fucking candle to pop eyes
[00:31:39] Yeah, Popeyes blows it out of the fucking water and I apologize to my family
[00:31:42] I literally was like I'm sorry is good
[00:31:44] But you know it might have been room for me because I was going to pop eyes a lot when I lived in china town and no
[00:31:48] Fast food restaurant is good in New York City
[00:31:51] Once fair, that's not true. I mean have you been to a checkers in New York City? It's a it's a checkers is not a bad answer
[00:31:56] It's a it's a fucking warcraft. Taco Bell in New York City is
[00:32:00] Absolutely see you motherfuckers need to come to queens because we're basically the suburb
[00:32:04] Yeah, you do have the edge of the story
[00:32:06] At the edge of a story of boston marketing. Yeah, Popeyes is good over my over my way
[00:32:12] Yeah
[00:32:13] I order Popeyes off the internet sometimes. Yeah, I do too, but yeah, I would still say panics versus the worst
[00:32:18] So whatever I don't think it's the worst. What's the worst?
[00:32:22] The the hack answer is RBS. I would say I would say burger king might be one of the worst
[00:32:28] I would rather read it burger king than panics press burger king sucks
[00:32:32] I would still I would make do
[00:32:36] I've had a burger king in years. Burger King sucks. It does suck
[00:32:40] I would rather eat there than panics press. It was never fucking good
[00:32:44] Yeah, I remember I got got one time by the advertising by that one as well
[00:32:48] And now they're trying to say that
[00:32:50] That long chicken sandwich when the kfc twister came out
[00:32:54] Like so there was like subliminal messaging in that fucking like ad. I'm like I gotta it looks so cool
[00:32:59] Yeah, I got I got and it's just a fucking like rap with fried chicken. It sucked
[00:33:04] It's not there's nothing special about that
[00:33:06] But something I was like no, it was called the twisters a cool ass name
[00:33:10] You remember that the old windy zads with the redhead. Oh, yeah in the office
[00:33:15] There was a windy zad with a girl red hair in the office. She was like did somebody say
[00:33:20] Like did somebody want to get windy's yes
[00:33:24] Yes, and I would get I would like hold the tv on both sides and scream
[00:33:28] Let me fuck you. Yeah, I remember the brief era. She was like, yeah, that wasn't that long ago
[00:33:33] It was 20 years ago. No. Yeah, come on. That's the one I'm talking about no chance
[00:33:39] I'm no, I'm no it was fucking like early 2000s. Was she a little girl?
[00:33:44] No, it was she was a grown woman
[00:33:45] This you probably just don't aren't thinking this was not a big ad campaign
[00:33:49] I just it was the bitch the yellow dress on no this was like there was a live action woman
[00:33:55] I remember hold on there was a wendy zad from 2000s Wendy and she was hot and also early 2000s
[00:34:02] That was her name was not Wendy. It was just an office, but it implied these commercial
[00:34:07] No, it did not she had red hair. I've seen the I remember those that wasn't 20 years ago though
[00:34:11] I'm the one I'm talking about you probably think of another
[00:34:15] Wendy's ad that had a woman with red hair and it that came out earlier
[00:34:18] This one I guarantee you was like fucking 2002 2003 the one I'm talking about
[00:34:23] I'm thinking of one in like oh eight where they had like a fuckable woman and I was I think I was in college
[00:34:27] Also the early 2000s that was not 20 years ago. That was eight years ago max
[00:34:33] In my shots out to my boy Dave the old the old the founder Dave Thomas Dave Thomas
[00:34:39] Wendy's not a bad answer. He's dead right. Yeah. Yeah Wendy's is sick
[00:34:44] In terms of a burger situation get it all the time. I rank Wendy's above
[00:34:49] I see I've never went to Carl's junior. So, you know, I can't say but to me
[00:34:54] Carl's junior is not better than in and out. That's impossible. That's no one said that bitch
[00:34:59] Nick just said it
[00:35:01] In and out kind of sucks my dick fat burger is really good
[00:35:04] But that's now we're getting into another class of burgers
[00:35:07] You fucking wait until I'm looking up this woman
[00:35:10] To say that in and out burger is better than Carl's you live guys is pretty good as well five guys
[00:35:16] Is pretty solid, but that's a different class. We're talking mcdonald's like i'm burger king
[00:35:21] We're talking fucking panda express rbs pop eyes kfc
[00:35:26] So we're talking national chain. We're talking national fucking chains. Okay, well you might see at a gas station
[00:35:31] Or like steak and shake. I don't know what the fuck that is
[00:35:35] Shake went to fucking uh, what's the one in texas that's stake water burger. Oh, what a burger. That's fine
[00:35:41] It was just the same shit. It's just a fast food. Yeah
[00:35:44] I
[00:35:49] Feel like I remember a fuckable Wendy
[00:35:52] There was a fuckable when she was not windy though
[00:35:54] This was the one you're talking about maybe not but there was a fuckable Wendy in in like an ad like the mid to mid 2000
[00:36:01] 2008 I feel like yeah, I think she was wearing a yellow dress
[00:36:06] I'm gonna look up fuckable windy when these
[00:36:08] Fuckable when just look up when she called when she changed the name of the restaurant. Oh shit. There's a lot of cartoons
[00:36:15] Yeah tv and i'm sure oh, this is like a child the fuck there's child pornography. I mean it's drawing stuff
[00:36:22] Is looking at child's no Adam looked at it too. Now. This is something nice Adam for stop to look at child
[00:36:28] I didn't force who's this Wendy Patton?
[00:36:32] Free new to girls is there a porn is that look on look on the porn hub right now?
[00:36:37] I'm sorry. I'm kind of into looking at some random bitch with her tits out. Yeah
[00:36:42] Nice a redhead with puffy nib. I like a puffy nibble. I like a puffy light pink. I got nothing
[00:36:48] I don't need to see him hard all the time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a puffy nibble
[00:36:55] What's up Wendy Patton babes right I think redheads are special dude
[00:36:59] My uh my sixth grade biology teacher was a redhead and I have jacked off to that woman's memory. Oh, this girl's a perv
[00:37:08] She's pretty her name is Wendy Patton and she's like a porn star that's based off of Wendy from Wendy
[00:37:13] No, I think I just because her name although I guess maybe she's redhead
[00:37:17] Now, let's see Wendy Patton. I wonder if there's like let's look up Wendy Patton hardcore porn
[00:37:22] These nudes are fine, but
[00:37:32] Yeah, nudes the nudes don't even do it. Well, this is fucking horseshit
[00:37:36] Because it I'm sorry to say boys, but it does not look like she's sucking cock on cam anytime soon. Yeah
[00:37:45] Wendy Patton
[00:37:47] I'm just gonna go to x videos. Yeah, go x videos when do you know this one says real short
[00:37:52] Hair lesbian convinced by Wendy moon to fuck man just search Wendy's with an s in x video
[00:38:02] Wendy's bondage world
[00:38:05] My girlfriend call me master being again Liam society
[00:38:09] What the hell none of these are the
[00:38:11] Audation chick does it all huh? There should be Wendy's style porn
[00:38:16] Like maybe Dave
[00:38:17] Thomas heaven
[00:38:18] Dave Thomas getting his cock with his daughter. Oh, is that his daughter? I think it's named after his daughter nice
[00:38:25] Yeah, I would I would watch Dave Thomas getting head
[00:38:28] It would be funny. I think he's dead. I know but if there was a I remember when yeah, he was in the commercials
[00:38:33] That was so funny. I know it was like do you really think people want to see you dumbass?
[00:38:38] Dumb old ass. I remember he got he got like an award. I remember as a little kid
[00:38:42] He got an award from bill clinton. He was like and he did it all after being an orphan as a kid
[00:38:48] Oh damn. Yeah, and I I never forgot that tidbit for some reason damn. You know, this was an orphan came from nothing
[00:38:55] You don't know Trump. That's not true. It is true. It is true. It's true. What do you mean?
[00:39:02] His dad is like fucking no he was an aristocrat didn't have him
[00:39:06] He was a he was a roman off his mom looks like him remember that picture of his mom with her hair like her mom
[00:39:12] His mom looks wild dude
[00:39:14] What's his dad named fred trump and he was in the kkk? Yeah, he's sick fred clump
[00:39:19] Fred they're all Eddie Murphy characters
[00:39:21] Would it be sick if his name was Donald clump?
[00:39:27] Yeah, that's who we got to beat dude
[00:39:29] Yeah, I just want to be the president
[00:39:34] Oh, you do it such a good job as president Norbert
[00:39:37] Oh
[00:39:43] Hercules you better believe he's a fat greek boy. Oh when that came out you might heard Hercules Hercules
[00:39:50] for five years
[00:39:53] Both fat and Greek and mythology
[00:39:59] Yeah, yeah, they got they got to bring back fat suit comedies
[00:40:02] I absolutely mummy. It's Tyler pere really is holding it down. They also need to bring back laxative gags into comedies. That's true
[00:40:11] I haven't seen a guess with laxative gag in a movie in a long time guess what's in your water
[00:40:18] I drops
[00:40:20] Does that really work or does that just make you shit?
[00:40:23] I heard that if you put I dropped some advising. Yes, but I was like a
[00:40:27] Diuretic no, yeah, I was diuretic is like diuretic makes you piss
[00:40:35] Really? Yeah, diuretic makes you piss laxative makes you shit expector and smake you cough
[00:40:41] Stop coughing stop coughing and then what is it the cack? It's like that makes you wake up
[00:40:47] It makes you throw up. What is that type of call? I type of medicine call. I don't fucking know
[00:40:51] I'm gonna look at it. Yeah, just keep giving quick google. We're gonna just we're gonna
[00:40:55] I think it's called and if anybody has a hardcore video of the woman named Wendy Patton
[00:41:03] Go ahead and tweet it at us
[00:41:05] Me specifically. Oh, no expected can expector and is also the epicac
[00:41:15] So anyway, I say it's pan expression without another challenger to the floor. I would say it wins the worst fast food which one
[00:41:22] Oh, a medic. That's it. That's the word. I'm a medic. Yeah
[00:41:27] I guess
[00:41:29] I don't fucking know you. Yeah
[00:41:32] Yeah, my dick is fucking little. Yeah
[00:41:37] Oh, no, but Carl's junior is the best one
[00:41:41] I don't know. I would rather have Wendy's. I remember I haven't had it a long time. I remember jack in the box being very good when I was in
[00:41:48] Jack in the box just has an extensive menu, which is what's tight about it
[00:41:53] They had tacos Jack in the box is like going to fucking you know the diner fast food court
[00:41:58] You know you get all the cuisines of the world
[00:42:02] I loved the sourdough Jack never been to a jack in the box. Is that the breakfast sandwich that garlic? No, it's a hamburger with
[00:42:10] It's Swiss cheese maybe and sourdough bread. It was but it's like it but it's like bread bread
[00:42:16] Yeah, but it's circles like a bun but it's not
[00:42:21] Got bread style bread. You know me like the slices. Yeah bread slices
[00:42:26] I had one of those at water burger actually. Yeah, and but it's got a garlic some kind of like garlic cream
[00:42:34] Sourdough. Yeah, and that one which I thought was the sourdough Jack, but I guess it's not
[00:42:39] Sourdough Jack was very good. I guess I guess I was wrong. I was in San Diego two weeks ago
[00:42:45] I could have gone in I could have gone to Jack in the box, but I didn't they got him here now
[00:42:49] I spent a lot of time. No chance
[00:42:52] In San Diego. No, dude. We only had Baltimore really only had the major ones. We don't really have our I mean royal farms
[00:42:59] Royal farms chicken is so good. Yeah, it's but any other than any regional fast food restaurant isn't it's just blown out of proportion by
[00:43:08] You know local retards. Mm-hmm. That's why everyone thinks in and out is good and it's not it's good
[00:43:13] It's not fun. It's fucking fine. It's a five guys level restaurant
[00:43:18] And five guys is fine fine if you want a good burger go like literally fucking anywhere
[00:43:23] That was the thing that was like living in in in Austin
[00:43:26] It's like you can just go in like there are a million independent burger places that will blow all those
[00:43:32] An animal cell
[00:43:36] It's I want to just tie you to the back of my car
[00:43:39] Why do you want to do that? That's a hate crime just like as as the last bit of skin is ripped off your skull
[00:43:45] I'm pulling into the drive drive through to Carl's jr
[00:43:49] And i'm like let me get the sweet justice and they're like that's not on the menu. I'm like i'll pull up. You'll see what I mean
[00:43:56] So why are you saying let me get that you're already getting because you're done that you die right as i'm i reached the window
[00:44:03] And they're like oh, oh, I see what you're talking about. Oh
[00:44:05] Oh, you died you killed that boy
[00:44:10] That boy dead i'm like yeah, he was racist too and like I can tell he was also one of my best friends
[00:44:16] He's also one of my he's like yeah, there's also one of the three people in my life
[00:44:21] Now there's two yeah
[00:44:23] I'm like well, you know, you know, you hate to have to kill somebody you're so close to but when they say something egregious is
[00:44:30] That in and out is better than Carl's jr
[00:44:32] It's it is better than Carl's jr
[00:44:34] I've never been to Carl's jr
[00:44:35] But I will I suspect in and out would probably make you feel less bad
[00:44:40] Carl's jr feels like it's they make the fries right there from the potato their fries suck dick
[00:44:44] Their fries are pretty good. No, the best way to make fries is you cut them
[00:44:49] Salt them freeze them and once they're frozen you deep front who does that what made Donald's baby
[00:44:56] McDonald's freezes their french fry a lot of places freeze their french fries, but you got a
[00:44:59] McDonald's french fries are like
[00:45:01] Don't decay for like months and stuff. They're good. They don't don't they are good. They're good when they're hot
[00:45:07] They're not good. No shit. That's every fry in the world. No, but no fry holds up if it's not hot
[00:45:12] No, that's one of the least reheatable foods of all time
[00:45:14] The amazing thing about popeyes is when you leave a little bit of popeyes and you bite into it in every breaded
[00:45:22] Chicken ever gets soggy
[00:45:25] Once it's not hot anymore except for pop you're preaching the choir popeyes is the best best
[00:45:28] Still has a crunch hours later. It's gonna sit on oil under the skin
[00:45:34] I guess that's it. Yeah, it's awesome. I love popeyes
[00:45:37] Popeyes can be the popeyes dark meat can be slimy though. No, I go to the breast juicy
[00:45:43] I go I don't fuck. Oh, I know you're all
[00:45:47] You're a sigh. That's my I get a three piece all in fact fuck breast. I'm saying that right the fuck
[00:45:52] Yeah, it's fucking the most overrated cut him the fucking universe. I agree his breast. Yeah
[00:45:57] I don't know beef has a lot of
[00:46:00] Shit. Yeah, but chicken president when talks about let get some fucking yeah filet
[00:46:04] filet mignon can suck my stop roast pinot
[00:46:09] No, it's not pretty good. It sucks dick
[00:46:12] It will never it doesn't hold a candle to a strip or of course the king the ribeye ribeye is the ribeye is the king
[00:46:18] It's my favorite cut. No, it's not. It's actually mine. It's a nice marble eyes. Okay ribeye
[00:46:25] Marble eyes
[00:46:27] Yeah, when the fat marbled you motherfucker. You don't even know what this how to call it. It's marble eyes
[00:46:34] Those is a not marble eyes marbled. No, they're marble. No, it's not sounds like somebody needs to be fact checked
[00:46:42] All right, let's fact check that let's please do I really hope please do you will not be this you don't really need this
[00:46:48] I got bad news for you sister. You're fucking wrong. Okay. That's right marbled cut. That's right daughter. No. Yeah, you're my daughter
[00:46:56] I am your daughter and I'm fucking your your husband. It is marble. It is not marbled
[00:47:02] Some people another sweet victory. No one fucking says marble eyes. It's a european
[00:47:06] You come and i'm you i'm the only european here motherfucker. You're not real european. I'm my fan my my southern european
[00:47:13] What are you that's not white to me? What the fuck are you lithawanian?
[00:47:16] I'm
[00:47:19] Giving brain you're giving brain in where they're giving brain. He acts
[00:47:24] We got baloney in our slacks
[00:47:28] And we're getting so and we're sucking lots of cock because we're fucking gay shit
[00:47:32] That's the hattams one of us in and free land is our friend. He's one of us. Yeah, there's nobody says marble eyes
[00:47:41] Yeah, you fucking idiot because it's not a problem. You don't do anything to the meat. It just looks like that
[00:47:46] Well, it's marade has a marble eyes. You're embarrassing yourself
[00:47:51] Everything you say further. You wouldn't say like a spot eyes leopard. You know what I mean? It's just spotted
[00:47:58] It's already got that's what happens when you pretend that's what you thought a word happens
[00:48:03] This is a word. No, first of all, I don't even know that it is second of all
[00:48:06] This is what happens when you try to pretend you love rib eyes when someone looks at a rib eye
[00:48:10] They say look at that marbleization. No, they don't yes they do
[00:48:14] They do they said marble eyes though, bitch. We just looked this well if it's marbleization then it would be marvellous
[00:48:20] You can't argue something you've been proven false. I heard that from alton alton brown
[00:48:25] Why don't you go suck his brown little cock if you're so nice actually
[00:48:29] Sucking salt and brown can't suck my dick guys. So he knows a lot about food
[00:48:33] No, he knows a lot about science and sucking this fucking hard-ass dick guys never eat anything
[00:48:38] Well, you don't want someone to know about science. No, I don't I want a big fat guy that's like mama me
[00:48:45] Yes, fucking Paula Dean is yes
[00:48:47] You want someone to know a lot about God the fucking king of of TV chefs or queen rather and all of her show is just like
[00:48:54] Let's put more butter in it and then she brings out a man and pretends like she's like sucking his fingers or whatever
[00:49:00] She's just like this corny old. Yes, dude. I would love to get head from Paul Dean while he's a cop with spokespersons
[00:49:06] Who cares who gives a shit? I'm trying to get top
[00:49:10] It's only sweeter if she's racist
[00:49:14] Fucking Adam ruins everything shit. That's true. I'm not trying to I'm not trying to let Adam ruins everything that guys
[00:49:22] Nerd they're the same guy. It probably is Adam Adam ruins everything alton brown and Thomas dolby or all the same person
[00:49:30] Who's that he made the speakers. No, he's the he's the fucking he's you know, he's the guy's
[00:49:36] She blinded me with pussy. She blinded me with pussy that guy
[00:49:41] She blinded me with pussy with pussy pussy pussy. Sometimes he just says it
[00:49:52] She blinded and fucked my ass she blinded me and fucked me
[00:49:56] She blinded me
[00:49:58] Blinding me and fucked me. She raised me and fucked me in my ass
[00:50:08] I was raped
[00:50:18] A woman fucked my ass out
[00:50:22] She fucked me and my
[00:50:24] She fucked me in my ass
[00:50:33] She blinded me and fucked me
[00:50:36] They're like allton are you all right?
[00:50:39] He's like yeah, I was just doing a song
[00:50:42] While I wait for the beef to marbleize
[00:50:45] Oh, he does say that. No, he doesn't you said you said he said no you're quoting him. No, I was making fun of you
[00:50:51] She bonded me and fucked me and your fucking boyfriend all
[00:50:59] That's right dude, that's genuine laughter that was friends coming together
[00:51:04] They call you gay for not liking ribeyes enough to know how to call them. You don't know how to say things. I
[00:51:12] Know how to say things a lot better than
[00:51:16] Some other people in this room
[00:51:18] Yeah, yeah, you know by the book shit, but you'll never have the nash that I do my friends
[00:51:27] Yeah, when stop fucks up, it's it's like it's elegant. That's right. Mm-hmm. There's an assato elegance of
[00:51:35] Yeah
[00:51:36] Nothing will ever be better than misremembering the assassination of Jesse James by the coward Bob Ford as the coward Jesse Joyce
[00:51:49] Watching the coward Jesse Joyce
[00:51:51] That's not the Jesse Joyce very good roast joke guy the head writer of at midnight
[00:52:03] Good yes, that's the name of this movie with Bob
[00:52:06] With with Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck is the name of the movie is the coward Jesse Joyce
[00:52:14] That's a too long of a title if he has me, bro
[00:52:17] Yeah, it is a long title. It's a movie's nine and a half hours long. So it kind of even it's a really good movie
[00:52:22] I did want to see it, but I never did get it. It's good. It's a it's a chore to get through it. I didn't think
[00:52:28] Adam special. He's really good watching movie. That's not true. You were just telling me how you like you finished Andre Rublev
[00:52:34] I can't finish that shit. Yeah, Andre Rublev's good. How long is it? It's so long and it's in Russia
[00:52:40] Yeah, I haven't made it more than an hour is there pussy and I have watched it all the way through like probably
[00:52:46] I mean at least two times. I've tried to start it like is there pussy in it
[00:52:52] Those are the movie is nothing but there's but you got to wait until the last 20 minutes
[00:52:56] There is pussy and it won't make it won't make sense unless you watch the whole Wow, okay, okay now. I gotta try
[00:53:02] Yeah, then I'm interested. Yeah
[00:53:04] Andre Rublev. Yeah
[00:53:06] She fucked me in my ass
[00:53:17] I was raped
[00:53:21] She raped me in my ass
[00:53:25] The 80s were wild dude
[00:53:27] They were trying all sorts of different. That's what they call new wave. Oh, yeah
[00:53:31] Mm-hmm a brand new wave the new wave where the guy gets raped by the girl the guy gets raped
[00:53:39] You know the girl
[00:53:41] Bong bong bong bong bong bong bong she made me soccer day she made me soccer penis she made me eat my shit off her dick
[00:54:02] Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah
[00:54:06] I'm gonna bring up go ahead quickly. I have to go to
[00:54:14] What do you have to bring up I was thinking in the car on the way here, but then I forgot
[00:54:19] Sorry very good next episode
[00:54:24] Very
[00:54:27] That's a very good job. Yeah, very nice little done at all for the good show now
[00:54:32] We actually do have to break Harvey Weinstein out of jail why because he's convicted so good for him
[00:54:38] Let him rot. May he rot. I thought we said if he goes to jail, we have to get him out
[00:54:43] I think that you think of your different friend group. Yeah, you're other friend. No different. I mean some other ethnic thing
[00:54:49] I know we were talking about that. Yeah
[00:54:51] We me and Nick are champions for women's equality and rights and we think it's good
[00:54:57] Yeah, the Jewish
[00:54:58] If any girls want to give us some pussy for saying Harvey Weinstein
[00:55:03] The M's are wide open
[00:55:05] She was my display named Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, it's pretty bad. He's a bad guy guilty as hell
[00:55:12] Well, you know Harvey Weinstein guilty in parentheses DMS
[00:55:19] Little like fate little smug yeah
[00:55:22] They're like maybe maybe I put it in your ass
[00:55:25] Oh
[00:55:27] That was it's great that they put a couple of mojis in there. They're like oh you trust man. Oh, yeah, they know what's up
[00:55:33] They know exactly I like the squiggly mouth guy
[00:55:36] I'm not a big fan of him. Yeah, my go to I love the tongue out happy guy
[00:55:41] There's a new one when I get when I get nude. That's my go to there's a new one in the in the iOS update
[00:55:48] That's you it's a beaver. Have you seen it? No, it's so cute, but it looks like you. Oh my god
[00:55:55] I'm gonna find it. It's like a beaver who's like in in a lake just chilling. Yeah, that is me
[00:56:02] Well, then a whole emoji. Yeah, yeah, he's like floating there. That's me. I hope they have an Irishman emoji
[00:56:09] Yeah, that's what I want. It's a thing that the guy Richmond remember that
[00:56:13] Did the way the gay guy I think it was the bitch ass
[00:56:27] Did we not do the gay guy I don't think we did Wow missed opportunity Wow, that would have been huge damn
[00:56:33] I'm gonna I'm gonna take a naparino after this
[00:56:36] I'm gonna go for a very long walk around the city. I love that for you Nick. Yeah, I love a nice look
[00:56:43] Look at him. Look at him. I'm gonna text him to you. I'm gonna text. I haven't updated
[00:56:48] So just let me look boom. Oh, yeah
[00:56:52] Whatever she fucked me in the pussy she fucked me in my pussy
[00:57:00] She made my ass a pussy she made my ass a pussy she made my ass
[00:57:05] a pussy
[00:57:14] Fuck well folks come see us on tour we're gonna be in Australia come down that event come down that events I'm also gonna be
[00:57:22] Louisville bands in town comm slash Nick
[00:57:25] Let's sell these shows. That's right sell these bitches out close to being out and then also
[00:57:30] Come town dot merch now comm if you want shirts
[00:57:35] I'm still waiting on them to figure out why I can't be on my own website once that's settled
[00:57:40] Then I'll probably sit down and draw some more shit. Love that come to Phoenix and Tucson this week
[00:57:47] Stobby dot bid slash tour
[00:57:49] Yeah, let's get you motherfuckers. That's the desert. I know it's I'm their Thursday Thursday and Friday. Oh, we're
[00:57:56] Oh, yeah
[00:57:58] Yeah, you want a therapy? Yeah, mm-hmm. What do you and what do you get like 45 minute sessions 45?
[00:58:04] You see 45. I get an hour, dude. Yeah. Yes my guys my guys. Yeah, fun's been more entertaining
[00:58:11] No, that's definitely not true. That's the only reason Adam goes to therapy is so he can feel like he's a fresh
[00:58:16] Hour every week charmed somebody not just work out work out a couple couple new thing me in the pussy
[00:58:23] All right, bye guys. Bye
[00:58:25] What do you mean we're 58 minutes? I thought you said it was what we were doing plugs. I thought it was over
[00:58:29] No, stop just started doing plug. Yeah, cuz I have to go to therapy show. Oh, I thought stop said
[00:58:34] I have to go to therapy so we got two more minutes man. Yeah, yeah
[00:58:38] I don't know maybe if you didn't show up and we're like I have to make a coffee
[00:58:43] From my pussy we could have started on time listen
[00:58:45] You started while I was making a coffee and I made it for you and you didn't say thank you and you called me a bitch
[00:58:50] Actually, and you still have not apologized don't listen. No, yes, it's on the record and
[00:58:58] Still have not publicly apologize for speaking to me that well your gaslighting me
[00:59:02] I'm not gaslighting my friend Nick. No, you're gaslighting me. Oh the old I know you are but what am I?
[00:59:09] Yes, exactly toxic
[00:59:11] Abuser so you're telling me that I'm imagining you calling me a bitch
[00:59:14] I'm saying so you're making me feel insane toxic. You're making me feel toxic is a toxic relation
[00:59:20] This is toxic and you're being toxic. You're being toxic. Nick is toxic. I'm not toxic. Yes. You are beautiful
[00:59:27] Don't you know that my dick small?
[00:59:34] Nike freak shirt that you have a Greek freak. It's yeah, I said a kumbo. Okay. You will see I love freak shirts
[00:59:42] Yeah, it's my guy. It's good. It looks good on you. Thanks, man. Yeah, I mean the part that is on you
[00:59:47] Yeah, I got my tummy out a little bit with the boys something wrong with letting the stummy hang out
[00:59:52] I like you should just fully just start wearing half shirts. I'll start wearing half your Ezekiel Elliot
[00:59:58] You think I got a problem wearing crop tops in the summer time. That's pretty cool
[01:00:01] I will I don't give a fuck like like 80s football players
[01:00:05] Wonder if every year in Brooklyn. It's like our women gonna just have their just but have their titties completely
[01:00:11] I think it's pussy out this summer and then it's like and then you get the spring you're like
[01:00:15] You know cuz they don't have a consensus. There's not a website they can check and it's like there's gonna be a year when there's one
[01:00:20] Bitch that's just fucking going around with titties out
[01:00:23] None of the rest of them are gonna do it and she's gonna feel pretty bad. Yeah, I just want to let you know to that girl
[01:00:29] We're behind Harvey Weinstein guilty DMS open
[01:00:35] Yeah
[01:00:37] Yeah, we'll get that
[01:00:42] Shit well, I guess you know that isn't it hard. Yep, nice so you guys I think in conclusion Carl's junior
[01:00:49] Make you go to pop on you have one more opportunity when these come one more opportunity a lot of stuff. I made you a coffee and I