Cum Town | Premium | 03/30/2020
[00:00:00] What's up, you fucking little ugly bitches.
[00:00:02] It's we're back at it with come town number two.
[00:00:08] If you're a broke bitch, watch listening to this, kill yourself.
[00:00:12] Go to patreon.com slash come town and watch the video or something.
[00:00:18] Yeah, the video just goes on the YouTube page until I figure out how to.
[00:00:46] No, you should get a fucking fancy little.
[00:00:57] my my friends had to start off this way.
[00:01:00] And then fucking radio guys were like, no, I'm not.
[00:01:11] You probably used to have to do the radio standing up.
[00:01:18] And then there was one guy that's like, no, no, no, no, fuck that.
[00:01:27] I'm going to need until the breakfast club.
[00:01:32] They didn't have chairs and they're all.
[00:01:38] Charlotte, they're all in different showers with the microphones.
[00:01:44] It was actually they were calling in from a correctional facility
[00:01:47] took his name from the king and chairs.
[00:01:49] King of the Franks, King of the invented chairs.
[00:01:55] No, I think the first chair was wasn't seen until 14th century.
[00:02:07] Maybe that's the French invented a chair that eats your asshole.
[00:02:11] And they just by coincidence, it also helped cleanliness.
[00:02:28] Well, Adam's background is a picture of my background is like, we're all hanging out.
[00:02:35] Well, I'm there, but I know it looks better back then, dude.
[00:02:40] No, you've been you've had your hair this way for quite some time.
[00:02:49] I'm going to get not tea dreads at the end of this.
[00:03:01] Because you know Adam picked that picture because he thinks he looks good.
[00:03:03] Oh, you look gay back then too, actually.
[00:03:06] That's why he picked that picture because he's like, oh, I look good in this picture.
[00:03:14] I'm going to tell you look good in it and then you didn't realize that you're going to be
[00:03:22] You weren't planning on this, be honest.
[00:03:45] And Noah, talk me into downloading Warzone.
[00:03:50] Don't tell Adam, but it's the new Call of Duty.
[00:04:00] Dude, I got a PlayStation in my room now on top of the room, the one outside.
[00:04:05] I might get rid of the TV in my bedroom.
[00:04:12] It's better to do dual TV in the main room situation.
[00:04:18] In fact, I might take the TV out of the bedroom, move my office into the bedroom and then
[00:04:22] turn this, get a, get a squad rack and a bench for the, in this room.
[00:04:29] Did you see Mark Wahlberg got in trouble for inviting Mario Lopez over to his house to
[00:04:35] Mark Wahlberg invited Mario Lopez over to his house to lift weights during the quarantine.
[00:04:40] And he's like, here we are, quarantine together.
[00:04:44] You're like, Mark, that's not how you quarantine.
[00:04:47] Every hour you group of boys come to the gym.
[00:04:58] We're getting this sweat all over the American flag.
[00:05:04] I still marvel at his, at his schedule where he wakes up at two AM.
[00:05:09] And if you could like just compare his schedule to Hunter S. Thompson's schedule, they're very
[00:05:14] similar, but on opposite ends of the spectrum.
[00:05:17] When he wakes up, takes barbiturates, then perks up with some cocaine.
[00:05:27] I was up till three last night and that's, that's wild for me.
[00:05:33] Just getting kind of reckless in the DMS.
[00:05:37] Yeah. Just kind of being quarantined like everybody else.
[00:05:41] Yeah, I feel like I've spent so much time not horny and not being horny that like I'm,
[00:05:49] You know, I'm like, all right, fuck it.
[00:05:58] Tell me what's going on with your pussy and I can tell you about a series of filters that
[00:06:07] What are you autistic thing you're into?
[00:06:18] But, you know, we're my HVAC, yeah, HVAC is that's not a filter.
[00:06:28] It says, it's in the air conditioned on it.
[00:06:35] it's isn't it trying to ventilation and air conditioning.
[00:06:40] Isn't it heating ventilation and air conditioning?
[00:06:43] He did ventilation and air conditioning.
[00:06:51] I always just assumed based on what they do, HVAC stood for heating ventilation and air
[00:07:11] A lot of people don't know this, but they don't actually quiz you on that when you get
[00:07:15] your HVAC, like certification or whatever.
[00:07:18] You don't actually have to know what HVAC stands for.
[00:07:23] My cousin lived in Philadelphia for a long time, and I would stay with him when I did
[00:07:30] And he was getting air conditioning installed, and it was just too...
[00:07:34] Like those similar to those house painters that Ben had, you know, but just two guys
[00:07:47] I'm being here making sure don't get fucked up.
[00:08:02] Do not barely know how to read, but they'll get that shit cold as fuck.
[00:08:13] Let's check your dick and see how small it is.
[00:08:24] I'm full on the word that Corona is going to kill me now.
[00:08:33] My new thing now is thinking how funny it would be if just not a single bed at the
[00:08:39] But this thing just kind of goes away and the result of that.
[00:08:45] And then Trump just cruises into a second turn.
[00:08:50] I literally just saw a tweet, but he's going to sign the checks.
[00:08:53] It's not going to go through like that.
[00:08:57] I was saying the mail that was like tips on how to protect yourself from Donald Trump.
[00:09:07] I was saying to somebody else the other day, because he tweeted out some video.
[00:09:11] It's like, we love you and America is the best and we've done so much and we're going
[00:09:15] to beat this thing and God's going to help us do it.
[00:09:19] You know, and it's like, he's like, let's do it all one take.
[00:09:24] Afternoon, and then we'll all hang out.
[00:09:30] Yeah, we're just like somersaulting into like a fascist prison state.
[00:09:35] Like the kind that doesn't require hyperbole or abstraction to like explain to people.
[00:09:44] Like after 9-11, you're like, you know, we don't have any freedom anymore.
[00:09:46] You have to like explain it to dumb people.
[00:09:48] But it's literally going to be a prison where you're not allowed to leave your house.
[00:09:55] And I don't really like it's like, thank God he's our Hitler, you know, I would write
[00:10:02] I couldn't think of a better Hitler to have.
[00:10:06] And it kind of it eases it really does like that's what makes an authoritarian regime work.
[00:10:11] Like I was thinking about North Korea the other day and it's like, do you think like North
[00:10:15] Korean people like the reason there's no they don't revolt.
[00:10:19] It's not because they can't it's because Kim Jong Un is like such a clown.
[00:10:23] Yeah, that you know, they're like, touch too funny.
[00:10:26] They're being a dog and they're being by dogs and starving to death.
[00:10:30] And then they're like, dude, did you see him almost killed himself with cheese?
[00:10:36] Like I know I'm not a no irony dear leader.
[00:10:43] And if that's, you know, because life's going to suck anyways, you might as well.
[00:10:48] Just have a prison in the wardens the goofball.
[00:10:52] It turns all of life into like animal house basically.
[00:11:00] There's going to be those are going to be funny ass trains.
[00:11:04] Yeah, the Trump trains are going to be funny, dude.
[00:11:10] Yeah, they're going to just be playing in practical jokers on little TV screens.
[00:11:13] Everyone's going to be having a fun time carpeted.
[00:11:15] Yeah, it's going to be like gold is shit.
[00:11:19] We're burning all the Jews and ovens and they're the nicest ovens anyone's ever seen.
[00:11:24] Almost like he still hasn't sent the ovens.
[00:11:27] We've been waiting for the ovens for weeks.
[00:11:31] The administration is lying saying that they already sent the ovens to deal with the Jews
[00:11:34] and we haven't received a single one returning that returning the Javits Center into Auschwitz.
[00:11:48] He just cranks the heat all the way up at the Javits Center.
[00:11:52] It would be nice to have been a conspiracy theorist but in Nazi Germany, you know, like
[00:11:59] And it's like, you know, he just doesn't believe the Jews are real.
[00:12:02] Yeah, you know, they're like, I thought you were going to go the other way.
[00:12:05] He's just like, oh, that like Hitler invented the Jews.
[00:12:13] It's a fake thing that came up with the control us.
[00:12:17] I mean, I'm supposed to believe there's an entire race of people that are that annoying.
[00:12:23] And we have to burn all of them in prison.
[00:12:27] And that's why I'm not allowed to criticize the government.
[00:12:33] That's why because some guy can fucking complain all the time because some guy doesn't look
[00:12:38] like I can never fucking get a nice good price on a fucking orange.
[00:12:46] You know, they say, if you give up your freedom and you get rid of every Jew ever, it sounds
[00:12:50] But you really think about what you sacrifice it.
[00:12:53] Look, we can all agree it'd be nice if there were no more Jews.
[00:12:58] We have to stay in the house the whole time.
[00:13:14] It's because it's like, you know, I mean, I don't know, you should feel bad about this
[00:13:27] It's like, I feel as bad as I did after 9-11 and it's like, oh, I guess I just have
[00:13:30] to be sexually assaulted at the airport now.
[00:13:37] Now you have to be at home sexually assaulting yourself.
[00:13:43] That's wild that you could still fly right now.
[00:13:46] Well, was it Trump saying he wants to seal off New Jersey, New York and Connecticut?
[00:13:50] Well, he was saying that he was like, we're thinking about quarantining and it'll be enforceable.
[00:13:56] And then Cuomo was like, ah, there's no like, legally.
[00:14:00] And all these people are like, Donald Trump, haven't you heard of the Constitution?
[00:14:03] And it's like, yeah, we put people in fucking internment camps in World War II.
[00:14:08] I mean, if you don't think that hate this love affair with Cuomo is a piece of shit.
[00:14:11] He's a piece of shit, but it's like, I mean, like the same people that says, say that
[00:14:17] Donald Trump is like just ax illegally, constantly doesn't like abide by the rule of law.
[00:14:23] I think that they're going to stop him when he decides to like quarantine, you know, three
[00:14:27] states that are determined to be a fucking hotspot because he doesn't have the authority
[00:14:33] I don't think you'd talk about the Constitution at all.
[00:14:36] I just like, you can see, I like you see Cuomo's nipples in those fucking polos, dude.
[00:14:41] Those fucking big Italian pepperonis, dude.
[00:14:44] I'm trying to get a little suck popping out of his emergency polos.
[00:14:50] I mean, the whole love affair with him is fucking annoying and stupid and just Cuomo
[00:14:56] and him and his fucking dumb ass brother.
[00:14:58] They're like, oh, they're like Mario and Luigi.
[00:15:01] I love the way they interact with each other on CNN.
[00:15:11] You know, you know what I want out of president, someone who shows just the slightest degree
[00:15:20] That's what qualifies somebody to be president.
[00:15:23] I want them to have brothers and talk to them and talk to their brother.
[00:15:31] Which is stupid because by that metric, like Trump is the most human president.
[00:15:36] I know way, I know way more guys like Trump than I do, you know, I don't know too many
[00:15:45] Let me think of all the Italian brothers I know.
[00:15:48] I guess Mike Racine has a brother, right?
[00:16:00] When the, they gave his mom gave birth to them and they saw he was retarded.
[00:16:04] They're like, yeah, listen, there's a little extra cheese on the pizza.
[00:16:17] He's got a little bit of a stuffed crust going on.
[00:16:23] If you know, if you catch my drift to Liano, hey, if you can read between the lines of
[00:16:44] Hey, do somebody that I drive a hand a retard anzo.
[00:16:56] I just, I do like the more, uh, the more of a emergency it is, the less governors are
[00:17:03] So he's food and tie, then he loses the tie.
[00:17:08] If he gets worse with smother fucking might be coming through in a tank top.
[00:17:11] You might be seeing Cuomo in just a fucking a, like a tube top soon enough.
[00:17:16] He's just worrying like the diaper made out of that like, that like picnic basket colored
[00:17:22] You know, whether the red checkerboard.
[00:17:25] I've donated all my clothing to nurses.
[00:17:32] Listen, this things you got to do to save the city.
[00:17:36] We asked for, I asked for 80 million ventilators where they send nothing.
[00:17:41] And now I've had to eat them all my clothes.
[00:17:47] You think he's getting pussy out of this?
[00:17:50] But I can't even, I can't even look at it.
[00:17:52] Chelsea Handler was like, I want to suck his deck.
[00:17:55] And like just fucking going off on the, I just, if this somehow kills all of those people,
[00:18:06] It's like something like this happens and everybody turns it into like somehow everyone
[00:18:10] makes it a way to be like, I fucking told you so this thing that nobody was expecting.
[00:18:18] We were going to Australia up until like nobody was expecting it.
[00:18:20] Everybody, everybody I know from their own corner is like, see, I fucking told you
[00:18:27] It means that the, the, you know, this is what happens when you don't apply a class
[00:18:34] It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:18:36] You see that thing in the Atlantic that was like, this is, it's like three days of quarantine.
[00:18:40] And they're like women everywhere are being beaten up by their husbands.
[00:18:44] That's the number one issue is there's domestic violence is run rampant in quarantine.
[00:18:48] It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:18:53] More phone calls to some stupid hotline.
[00:18:57] I mean, imagine writing an article that was like, well, it's one day of quarantine and
[00:19:01] women everywhere already neglecting and abusing their children.
[00:19:06] I think I'm pretty sure if I had to guess what women out there are doing, it would be that.
[00:19:11] And they just served that one up and go ahead and send it over to busy, taking pictures
[00:19:15] of their pussy, taking pictures of the children to.
[00:19:19] I guess all of them are sex workers now, too.
[00:19:25] Everybody's got mothers everywhere are doing only fans.
[00:19:31] Here's the thing though, that's, I mean, listen, probably some people are getting a little
[00:19:34] extra, but you know, getting slapped around.
[00:19:37] However, I think the guys that do abuse, probably are still out there trying to get pussy on
[00:19:44] Like we think, we think everyone's quarantined, but you see fucking pictures of these motherfucker's
[00:19:48] there having parties and shit on the beach, dude.
[00:19:51] I think Florida locked down finally, but people last week were unspendable.
[00:19:55] No, I saw a fucking picture from yesterday.
[00:19:57] So, real suckers are just on a beach trying to get trying to start finger-popping.
[00:20:01] It would be funny if it's like, you know, to be somebody, just, you know, like, do you
[00:20:10] The quarantine happens and they're like, you're, you know, you're just like looking out the
[00:20:14] blinds and you're like, well, it looks like the fucking family dollar is closed.
[00:20:20] Time to beat the shit out of my girlfriend for the first time.
[00:20:25] Looks like there's only one thing to do, fellas, is beat the, to become an abuser because
[00:20:32] of finally the chance I've been waiting for.
[00:20:33] I've been waiting for this because she's can't escape other than by just leaving the apartment
[00:20:40] and going to the police, which is still an option and nothing, nothing really has changed
[00:20:49] What if you're fucking, what if you just have a horrible place to, I mean, this shit sucks.
[00:20:54] Just like if you, I mean, yes, it's overblown probably, I don't know, but motherfuckers
[00:20:59] Thank you for agreeing with me, by the way.
[00:21:01] It's very easy to push back against that and say, no, there's, you can easily prove that
[00:21:17] I'm not engaging with the bit that you just did on a factual basis at all.
[00:21:22] Like just everyone is just trapped wherever the fuck they are.
[00:21:26] I'm thinking about what my apartment used to fucking be like, like until a month ago,
[00:21:32] we had five people doing eldest showing each other your penis.
[00:21:37] I can't even imagine five motherfuckers in here.
[00:21:39] The plumbing alone, dude, after all the Dijorno's and shit we've been eating.
[00:21:45] You're like, you're already killing yourself with food.
[00:21:48] You're already killing yourself with food.
[00:21:52] I've been, my diet's been like on point because of this.
[00:21:57] I've been, I have been on some Patrick Bateman shit.
[00:22:03] I have the instant pot is set and makes a third of a cup of steel cut oats.
[00:22:08] I empty that or empty and activity into that and I have that in the morning.
[00:22:14] A couple hours later, I'll have some coconut water in a way and then I'll do my exercises.
[00:22:22] My homemade you who, and I'm doing 100 burpees, 100 sit-ups, 50 chin-ups, 35 handstand push-ups.
[00:22:32] And then 50 squats with the weight vest on for time.
[00:22:36] Patrick Bateman could do a thousand though.
[00:22:46] I've never seen that movie, but I saw that clip and I was like, hey, you would watch the
[00:22:51] I've never seen, never see American Psycho, but just watching the clip of him working
[00:23:07] But I've just got to say Christian Bale was fucking hot as shit and that, dude.
[00:23:12] Was that before the Machinist or after?
[00:23:14] Because that was the best bail is the American Psycho bail.
[00:23:22] I just found out that movie was directed by a woman because he destroyed his body making
[00:23:36] I think, and I don't know, but off the top of my head, I would guess it's American Psycho
[00:23:40] then equilibrium, then the Machinist, then Batman begins.
[00:23:48] He's like, he's hot as shit in a way that he's never even in Batman.
[00:23:54] He looks, he looks pretty good in equilibrium, but like, yeah, American Psycho was, I was,
[00:23:58] I mean, he's hottest in Empire of the Sun.
[00:24:09] Adam, Adam just, Adam just tried to make the same joke I did, but he picked a shit of
[00:24:16] I was about to be like, I want to throw that little cap off his head and fuck him in the
[00:24:20] ass while I grab his suspenders because of Newsy's because that's what he was into.
[00:24:27] No, apparently that was like, like ground zero for Hollywood pedophilia was in.
[00:24:35] Anytime there's a big ensemble with children, dude, like Hook, you know, people were fucking
[00:24:41] getting sucked off by Rufio and the boys.
[00:24:46] Like literally just the little Jewish producers got in the fucking room.
[00:25:02] Oh, did you see Ariana Grande Nick posted a picture of her doing a zoom hangout and
[00:25:08] right in the middle of the like grid of people was a Dan Schneider with a puppet on his lap
[00:25:35] How about like a barbershop quartet of homeless guys that live at Starbucks called the Starbucks
[00:25:41] And they're like, you guys got to leave and they're like, we're part of the entertainment.
[00:26:04] I'll take a knife and split you from as to pussy.
[00:26:12] We're gonna we're gonna fuck your pussy up.
[00:26:20] The charge bronson's part of the Starbucks players.
[00:26:30] And so he was like going around New York just raping black eyes on the train.
[00:26:35] And he's like, let me ask you something.
[00:27:04] Yeah, he's raping a bunch of people on the train.
[00:27:07] And then it's fucking stepson's coming over.
[00:27:09] He's blasting that weird jazz music and he's like making himself cocktails.
[00:27:14] Three weeks after his daughter was raped.
[00:27:16] He's like, Mike, I've been meaning to tell you.
[00:27:18] I tried out those condoms you recommended.
[00:27:22] He's like, dad, mom's still in the hospital.
[00:27:29] She got raped who would do such a thing to anybody.
[00:27:47] Oh, dude, everyone talks about that a lot.
[00:27:51] That's not brought up enough how weird it was to be a rapist in the what was that?
[00:27:59] Just, you know, yep, I guess I could get in the way of a rape, I suppose.
[00:28:04] But your flies, but your flies like above your above your belly button.
[00:28:08] You know how many buttons you had to take off?
[00:28:11] I had a fucking I worked at a machine shop in high school and we worked the fucking like
[00:28:17] So kind of like the opposite of the machinist.
[00:28:26] Well, I wasn't I was in high school still.
[00:28:37] You don't realize that you're not even that fat when you're young.
[00:28:39] You have all this fucking body dysmorphia.
[00:28:41] Like if I look the way I look in high school, obviously I would be great.
[00:28:45] I would be doing I was like a hundred pounds lighter.
[00:28:53] Wait, so you were a hundred and sixty pounds in high school?
[00:29:04] I was I don't I wait listen I wait two ninety right now.
[00:29:17] But a good you're the big man on campus.
[00:29:21] You know, let's let me see if I can find it.
[00:29:25] The point is I was at this machine shop and it was me and my friends Sam and Chinese Sam.
[00:29:34] The reason we had the name we had to call him.
[00:29:36] Two different Sam classic and obviously, you know, we had you know, why don't you just
[00:29:43] Chinese Chinese Chinese was short Chinese Chinese Chinese Chinese Chinese Chinese Chinese
[00:30:06] Hey Chinese guy, what's the square root of three thousand seven hundred and fifty two.
[00:30:14] Just the guy I'd known literally my whole life calling him a Chinese.
[00:30:26] Do you have coronavirus and can I see your titty?
[00:30:32] Oh Nick, I didn't realize I want to see your Chinese.
[00:30:41] So the guy at the shop, it was me Sam and our boss are we had a skeleton crew.
[00:30:47] It was just me my and our boss was weird old guy who bragged about getting pussy in high
[00:30:52] school and he was like, yeah, we me and my girlfriend, we used to be in the basement.
[00:30:59] We had to just cut holes in the bottom of our jeans to fuck through them.
[00:31:09] Yes, he said that his dick was in the pussy area.
[00:31:13] He told his his claim was that to fuck secretly, they had to cut holes in their jeans and fuck
[00:31:22] Meanwhile, he could have just pulled his cock through it.
[00:31:25] Like it just didn't make any fucking sense.
[00:31:27] But the reason I remember that is because you're talking about seven bell bottoms and
[00:31:32] He tore holes in his clothing to pull his cock through.
[00:31:38] And I was like, you don't think her family would notice that there was a pussy hole?
[00:31:42] I'm getting fucking in all of her clothes.
[00:31:47] Her mom's just doing her laundry and she's like, is your pussy cold lately?
[00:31:56] Look, what you do is your own business.
[00:31:59] And around about way, let me just ask you, is your pussy been chilly lately?
[00:32:03] Has it been frigid around the pussy area?
[00:32:11] But shots out the pussy getting Mike cutting a hole through the bottom of his jeans and
[00:32:18] It's great when you have a shitty job as a teenager and there's guys that are like 37
[00:32:21] years old that just are like, I'll tell you man, when I was your age, I like just in just
[00:32:33] I worked at a pizza shop when I was a teenager.
[00:32:35] I remember this fucking fat old piece of shit with his fat friend.
[00:32:40] Like they just had like a like a 27 hour music DVD, I guess it would play all the time.
[00:32:52] But you know, I think it's it's it might be a Crosby stills a NASA song.
[00:32:58] But he's just like fucking singing along to this bullshit.
[00:33:04] And then he like just starts talking to me and he was like, you know, when I was your
[00:33:07] age going around, you just put a guitar on and all the girls.
[00:33:10] Oh, they just saw when I have sex with you right away.
[00:33:17] He's just this fantasy he has in his head where he was like in a band music.
[00:33:25] Performatively wear a guitar and getting your dick sucked around town.
[00:33:36] There's an old guy who fucking saw me drive up playing.
[00:33:44] It was a no, it was a kill them all, I believe.
[00:33:51] And he just he was like this fucking 40 year old man, long ass hair, long ass beard.
[00:33:56] Just fucking stood outside and was like this in the parking lot.
[00:33:59] And then he wanted to fucking talk to me about Metallica.
[00:34:01] And then he was just trying like talk like play.
[00:34:04] He was like, you want to come eat lunch in my car and we'll listen to Metallica.
[00:34:11] I ended up sucking this guy's cockers joke.
[00:34:17] Just driving a van just driving a van around blasting Dio in front of an element.
[00:34:25] We got any brutal brutal like a cave VLUT.
[00:34:33] You know, yeah, just metal looking for metal fourth graders.
[00:34:37] Looking for absolutely brutal fourth graders trying to have sex for the first time.
[00:34:46] Yeah, just the pedophile has no idea how to get children to fucking how to get child
[00:34:51] You guys want to come in here and eat some quiche Lorraine?
[00:35:07] You bought like a rack rack of ribs, dude.
[00:35:12] I actually had that for dinner the other night, but it was from it was from a restaurant.
[00:35:23] My sister, the restaurant that she works outside doesn't work at works behind anymore, but
[00:35:35] Yeah, I'm scared to even go to the grocery store.
[00:35:43] Yeah, you should make your roommates go.
[00:35:46] No, but then if they get it, then they in fact do.
[00:35:51] I'm tired of this fucking science bullshit.
[00:35:54] Everyone has having to learn about viruses and shit.
[00:36:06] I haven't learned anything honestly since I was probably 21 years old.
[00:36:18] But I don't exactly remember what happened.
[00:36:21] You don't remember any detail of the movie.
[00:36:24] You don't remember any detail of the movie?
[00:36:28] Yeah, that's not a detail of the movie.
[00:36:32] Yeah, I remember there was a couple of cool.
[00:36:40] That I found unrealistic that Leo had the gun play like that.
[00:36:48] And also how good was Marcia Gay Harden's pussy possibly?
[00:36:52] There's no way that pussy was that good.
[00:37:00] Leo, you couldn't get you, you're saving a bitch.
[00:37:05] She looked as good as I've ever seen her.
[00:37:08] What else has she done outside of that?
[00:37:09] Because I was familiar with her but I had never seen the movie.
[00:37:12] But I thought dude get the virus out of here you motherfucker.
[00:37:16] I just have to get out of his background.
[00:37:22] Why can't you have a peaceful background like me?
[00:37:31] Alright I'm going to figure out about you.
[00:37:33] Nah dude you can't have when you're out.
[00:37:37] Nick what are you going to do for yours?
[00:37:50] Also would have liked Buscemi to be in the movie more as a Buscemi fan.
[00:37:59] Yeah they were being fucking homos with each other.
[00:38:05] That was part of what people didn't like about Turturo right?
[00:38:12] He was going around being doing gay shit with Buscemi.
[00:38:20] Buscemi and Turturo are a funny gay couple.
[00:38:31] Nick's trying to figure out a background.
[00:38:34] I never really imagined you know who was topping who.
[00:38:38] Who was the point of the movie that they were first.
[00:38:42] Who was the point of watching your dad think they were first?
[00:38:44] I never really, I never really, I didn't think about like the gay triad.
[00:38:53] I was assumed that like if you three guys being gay together they kind of do like a recycling
[00:39:01] Well yeah everyone sucks each other's gags.
[00:39:11] No it's like a triangle that fucks itself is I think what a Tesseract is.
[00:39:15] I assume that's what three a try a gay triad.
[00:39:21] You know I heard a three guys having sex because regular when people say 2D chess when a couple
[00:39:26] you see a couple guys are like we're going to get out of here and go play chess.
[00:39:30] But they mean they're going to fuck each other.
[00:39:33] So 3D when people are like Trump's playing 3D chess they mean he's having gay sex in
[00:39:45] Oh there's just a guy who loves presidential cock.
[00:39:53] Conspiracy of Barack Obama is not only gay but also just being pimped out.
[00:40:02] While president he's like turning tricks and people are fucking.
[00:40:06] They're fucking like Saudi royals are getting their dicks sucked by Barack Obama.
[00:40:11] Damn they really would have they would really get us if they did that.
[00:40:18] Well conservatives are way better at like having a fun.
[00:40:21] Oh well yeah that didn't the Saudi Royals make you hold hands with them.
[00:40:29] What's that picture of all the Saudi princes and one of them's like a broad Barack Obama
[00:40:38] Nick we could do screen share if you do screen share we could like pull up videos and look
[00:40:52] Yeah I think yeah we're going to go ahead and see.
[00:40:57] Yeah we're going to go ahead and not do the same.
[00:41:13] You know actually I watched that Tiger show it's actually good.
[00:41:25] You don't but you're like the hot topic kid.
[00:41:32] I mean Adam it looks too dangerous in there.
[00:41:38] Yeah I felt that I was that limited to trying to get some pussy from some slutty slutty
[00:41:46] Yeah I feel the old game and the limited to one pussy for your entire life is the name
[00:42:12] Damn you're on your Patrick Bateman shit huh.
[00:42:15] Although I did I did I've been waking up doing yoga in the mornings.
[00:42:18] Yeah it'll be nice to have like some because I mean I won't I'll probably look like shit
[00:42:23] at the end of this anyways but it'll be nice to have like some conditioning.
[00:42:27] I don't know I never do any kind of cardio.
[00:42:31] So what you do your cardio is the burpees and shit.
[00:42:33] Yeah burpees your cardio and then doing like 50 chin ups in a row that's like more of a
[00:42:38] and then squats it's like you know that weight vest only goes up to 145 pounds.
[00:42:43] So doing like 50 squats is not that's not like a strength exercise.
[00:42:52] Yeah I've been doing yoga for big guys.
[00:42:58] He's told about that guy's like oh you got to do it like me.
[00:43:01] Dude this jacked fucking yoga teachers like dude guys like us.
[00:43:09] I don't have the same thing when I went to go try on a suit.
[00:43:12] It's like fucking like just a fat tall like you know the clothes are just draped off
[00:43:17] just like that he has the frame to wear suits especially Hugo boss suits and he's like your
[00:43:23] body is like mine and I'm like we're looking in a mirror right now.
[00:43:38] And you know what for a second it worked.
[00:43:39] I was like yeah we're similar guys mean that mean this fucking Jack.
[00:43:47] He's like yeah can you stop calling me that bro.
[00:43:54] He had he was of some kind of a mixed descent I would say but his hair was black in texture
[00:44:07] You can't have black and black guy hair dude you know what I'm saying.
[00:44:10] Oh he had that short he had like he was bald but the way black guys are bald we're saying
[00:44:17] They had hair of hair of hair of color.
[00:44:23] Police are calling it a crime of color.
[00:44:26] The vehicle was hijacked last night during a crime of color.
[00:44:41] All right fine you guys want hate crimes guess what we got our own kind of thing.
[00:44:47] We got we got a word for something that sounds annoying to you.
[00:44:52] Take that under the Cuomo administration all crimes considered crimes of color.
[00:44:59] Because they know with it you know they know their base Italians.
[00:45:04] Damn I would be would suck to have an Italian president.
[00:45:14] Who's the most foreign I guess Barack or no Kennedy.
[00:45:18] He's got fucking he's a fucking pope supporting.
[00:45:22] He takes his fucking you take his orders from Vatican City.
[00:45:34] Have there been any other Catholic presidents?
[00:45:42] Biden will be the only the bottom be the second Catholic nominee.
[00:45:53] The fucking finger popping Joe is not doing shit.
[00:45:57] Well he did years ago it's not like he's out there raping now.
[00:46:00] Well no he's raping an important team which is just dangerous for all of us.
[00:46:06] Not even the people that are getting raped.
[00:46:07] He's getting you know that's how disease spread.
[00:46:10] How is Prince Charles not dead from Corona?
[00:46:15] That's the other thing that's what makes me think it's like people like young people
[00:46:18] think they're immune to this but if you think you get it it'll kill you.
[00:46:22] And it's like well Prince Charles has it.
[00:46:24] I mean it's like well he has access to get a bad enough case of it.
[00:46:31] Yeah well that's what possible to die of a lot of that.
[00:46:35] It's possible to die of a lot of thing.
[00:46:39] You'll probably step a regular life as a terminal disease brother.
[00:46:46] Prince Charles because he's the fucking he's the fucking prince dude motherfuckers got
[00:46:52] He's got medicines from the Orient and shit dude from Saved.
[00:46:56] You think I should save the owner of the fucking.
[00:46:58] I understand that he's like he's got like the best health care available but he's still
[00:47:06] I mean the like the health care was already keeping him alive way beyond.
[00:47:18] Prince Charles is fucking old though isn't he?
[00:47:27] He's pretty old but his parents are really.
[00:47:32] Bro they get they drink fucking children's blood and shit over there dude they got what
[00:47:38] Yeah Prince they're fucking they're fucking injecting stem cells right into the Queen's
[00:47:43] I bet you she's got a tight little cute little pussy still dude using medicine that we don't
[00:47:52] Maybe that's why she's making Markle was mad because the Queen had a better pussy.
[00:47:56] Nah she can't sure puts his guy be loose she gave birth to every mother fucker in England.
[00:48:00] Yeah but yeah it's like the Queen beat.
[00:48:02] Everyone just fucks or fucks or the play.
[00:48:05] Yeah Charles is Charles is 71 years old.
[00:48:11] And then Harvey Weinstein's got the shit and he's in prison and his penis fell off.
[00:48:17] His penis is fucked up little hole in his balls.
[00:48:27] Yeah but he's just in prison with coronavirus and he's like yeah I'm fine.
[00:48:34] Does Harvey Weinstein get a ventilator?
[00:48:40] Would you save if Harvey Weinstein had a ventilator?
[00:48:46] Can you take it from him and just give it to a healthy non-righteous?
[00:48:49] It's a Hippocratic Oath bro you gotta save every rapist you can.
[00:48:54] Yeah that's what doctors does the oath they took.
[00:49:01] They should assign a ventilator to every police officer to use whenever they need.
[00:49:09] Any woman or child right if they need it but the woman has to prove she's never had an
[00:49:14] abortion and the man presumably her husband or father has to sign off on him.
[00:49:26] Yeah he'll keep an eye on the ventilator make sure she doesn't touch any of the buttons.
[00:49:38] They're trying to DVR Love Island on the ventilator and ruin and destroy it.
[00:49:48] Stop you should go on that show where you date people that they can't see you.
[00:49:55] No you're trying to set me up for fucking failure.
[00:49:59] These bitches I'm gonna think I'm fat and toothless and shit.
[00:50:02] You're gonna be a little bit before they even see you.
[00:50:05] We say it again Nick, Adam is talking over you.
[00:50:07] I said Adam you should go on that show where people kill themselves.
[00:50:30] You should go on that show Adam that Nick was talking about.
[00:50:35] There's no show where you kill yourself.
[00:50:44] It's hosted by that Asian lady from Houston.
[00:50:46] Yeah we have a young couple and we're here.
[00:50:50] This is from Sweden yes and we love our healthcare but we've decided to kill ourselves.
[00:51:00] And luckily they have assisted suicide here.
[00:51:05] Sweden is just open for business right now.
[00:51:14] Yeah well Sweden is like the virus is fake.
[00:51:19] Well they kept the schools open because kids don't really get it.
[00:51:22] Yeah they're like there's no such thing as coronavirus so they're not doing anything and
[00:51:30] I mean their healthcare infrastructure is also good.
[00:51:34] Well no I mean they can you know I don't know how many people have it in Sweden.
[00:51:49] You think I'm exotic over there you think they got men with tits in Sweden you think
[00:51:53] And Denmark is completely shut down too.
[00:51:59] Yeah Denmark is right across the water from Malmo.
[00:52:17] That's what I got to say to you motherfuckers.
[00:52:23] Yeah I ain't going over there you know too many fucking Malmo's if you can't do it.
[00:52:28] How many people have it did you find it.
[00:52:35] Yeah I don't want to distract myself while we should be doing this.
[00:52:41] I was trying to think of another background that would be good.
[00:52:44] How do you get how do you get like there's waves and stuff.
[00:52:55] Maybe it's a gift for some shit I don't know but I just love.
[00:53:07] The fucking wind the salty wind across my fucking face.
[00:53:10] So we didn't has had three thousand six hundred cases.
[00:53:19] How many motherfuckers are dying over here.
[00:53:29] I think it was like six hundred something New York City.
[00:53:33] I took an edible and I thought I had it yesterday dude.
[00:53:37] I guess I'm already I'm seeing comics saying like post on Instagram that they tested positive
[00:53:58] Oh damn all the almonds are getting it.
[00:54:00] Maybe yeah if you got a dumb ass Muslim name.
[00:54:07] Maybe it is Donald Trump's disease dude.
[00:54:09] Maybe he's going to take all the Muslims out.
[00:54:11] Dude with it and the Chinese and the Chinese is too sworn any Italians for good measure.
[00:54:21] If you want to go to the grocery store you have to like text the feds and you get like
[00:54:28] It literally is like supermarket sweep dude.
[00:54:35] I have been watching some guys grocery games.
[00:54:44] The only show reality show my dad will watch is John Taffords bar rescue.
[00:54:50] This one actually a different another one where they they trade up cars.
[00:54:55] They like make cars into they soup up cars and they trade them for a better car than
[00:55:15] Are you mad you can't be in China dude?
[00:55:17] Because the original plan was you're going to go over there for like three weeks.
[00:55:26] I wanted to go to LA in April after I'm I miss Ireland.
[00:55:29] I miss fucking I want to go to those places dude.
[00:55:32] I want to go to the fucking courthouse the state house in Albany.
[00:55:40] You know where I've been Nick I've been to the Austin state house.
[00:55:45] Where everything is it looks like the fucking White House or some shit, but it's a different
[00:55:50] It looks like the capital not like the capital.
[00:55:53] And it also looks like it's made out of chocolate.
[00:55:56] It was not chocolate like like caramel.
[00:55:57] Well they resurfaced at one point and I'm like, it was like, damn, I want to eat that
[00:56:08] Like I know it's building material, but I would want a little.
[00:56:13] It looks like something you get on Easter.
[00:56:15] You're going to be like, yeah, exactly like a fucking a variation of a chocolate making
[00:56:20] a special Easter version where it's a little caramel.
[00:56:27] Yeah, I kind of want to eat an Easter bunny now.
[00:56:30] It's going to be Easter and fucking wow.
[00:56:47] It's like was built by Barons in like the or like by Robert Barons in like the late 1800s,
[00:56:54] I think you think they had a special room.
[00:56:57] You think they have a special room to fuck in?
[00:57:21] But he was like he was a self-hating gay.
[00:57:23] He would like he would like do police raids on the on the bathhouses and stuff.
[00:57:33] So he was like if I can't have it, nobody can.
[00:57:39] You should have been out there getting your fucking cock worked over in your ass.
[00:57:42] Literally living out loud and proud and let everybody also fucking thrive.
[00:57:54] Oh, I liked him because he was the judge on the people's court for a while.
[00:57:59] I didn't know he was doing anti-gay shit while making games.
[00:58:02] Yeah, that's he was like, uh, yeah, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
[00:58:07] bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
[00:58:12] bum, bum, bum, no, wait, that's law and honor.
[00:58:20] Making small men have never had sex because I'm gay,
[00:58:28] Did David Brooks tweet like that is David Brooks tweet about, uh, you have to have sex.
[00:58:37] That's how the Shut happened,And then I could not Hey, we thought about
[00:58:41] That guy rocks, you know, he's like how to build national resilience the Brits did in World War two by having lots of sex
[00:58:48] By having sex by having his wife his wife was like his like assistant. She's like 19
[00:58:55] And she's a man my man did some old style getting yourself a second wife. That's that's textbook, dude
[00:59:01] Yeah, that's fun. That's fundamentals getting a second wife. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck my TAs. Yeah
[00:59:06] That's a bit come it's a new England professor. That's gonna be my second act in life
[00:59:12] I'm gonna teach gay so many professors that just get do it to get pussy. Yeah, I'm gonna teach queer
[00:59:25] Professor they then some day then pussy. Yeah, I'm trying to get a little bit of they then pussy honestly
[00:59:31] And some day then mouth once all this is all said and done
[00:59:35] Yeah, are you are you going nuts not fucking?
[00:59:39] Dude I either have to be all in or all out and you said the other day you're watching anime now
[00:59:44] I don't know if you watch the anime dude. I don't know if you want people knowing that no, I'm out there
[00:59:50] I'm going all the way the opposite you go wheeze and you don't fuck my hair out are you see it's already coming in thick and
[00:59:58] I the hat is just to promote my brother and because I've been wearing it recently. Yeah
[01:00:05] Grow my hair out and watching anime getting no pussy whatsoever. I can't I
[01:00:09] Can't either girls don't exist right now my world girls don't exist. I don't necessarily even
[01:00:15] Just it's too painful to see sex to sex. Yeah, I'm like damn. I can't get real pussy. I just have to beat off
[01:00:21] I've been trying to have Skype, but I always get or not Skype
[01:00:27] But you gotta be careful you gotta be careful with guys on Skype and
[01:00:33] Distracted by the little with technically child pornography what you gotta be careful because it's technically child pornography
[01:00:40] It's not true is your dick is a child's size me that okay and
[01:00:45] You're sleeping with 16 year olds, which you know you gave there your whole speech about the age
[01:00:51] Nick you have to be the same room for it to be child pornography
[01:00:55] Okay, if it's over FaceTime, it's not a child pornography. Thank you. That's the exact opposite of how I'm a natural lawyer what a
[01:01:06] Yeah, we're gonna have to bring you in for child pornography for looking at your own hard penis mr. Friedley
[01:01:15] You know they like bus fucking teenagers for sending dick pics to their girlfriends cuz the dad's like Brianna let me see your phone
[01:01:25] And then they're like is this a little boys penis
[01:01:31] I'm calling the police and we're investigating this penis and me and the police are gonna look at his
[01:01:37] Yeah, the police and I my friends in the police department or playing I haven't an a poker night and
[01:01:42] And pretty out Briana pretty out that penis now
[01:01:47] Again magnifying glasses Briana get that penis pretty
[01:01:51] Out of me his penis Briana and bring it to the garage while me and my friend Michael drink to it
[01:01:58] And think about and think about what you've done
[01:02:01] And that's how they go to jail dude, I did not know that that's very instructive
[01:02:16] Low and slow, I don't know I've never cooked ribs
[01:02:19] I wonder if I have time to I'm thinking it's a low and slow kind of thing. I think it's definitely low and slow type of situation
[01:02:27] But I'm wondering five time to do it today
[01:02:31] Maybe if I get him in there by five, no who knows oh
[01:02:37] Damn Google just fucking hurt my feelings. What did I'm supposed to have a flight to London? It says oh?
[01:02:46] I guess I was today's we say Sunday damn today. I would have been in Ireland
[01:02:52] Getting my fucking penis sucked at the Blarney stone what the fuck is the Blarney stone
[01:02:57] People talk about a lot, but I don't think it is like a castle and then
[01:03:03] Look at the top of the castle. There's like a walkway that wraps around and you can like they lean people over to kiss
[01:03:10] Like a part of the castle. I don't know if it's actual stone
[01:03:14] And you know what I could be wrong. I don't know. I'm at the I'm post
[01:03:18] Facts now with every love that dude. I don't know shit. I don't like maybe ten years ago. I knew one or two things
[01:03:25] Those are gone. I can't remember what they were. Yeah, I'm all I'm all I can navigate by touch now
[01:03:35] Right I kind of I got a stick and I'm like, what's this you know what don't tell me? I'll just tell you what it is
[01:03:41] Mm-hmm. I got it vacuum cleaner. Yeah the coronavirus. What is that? It's fake
[01:03:47] I'm going around by touch here. This is bullshit
[01:03:49] This thing put your hand in people's mouths. Yeah, this thing's fucking fake
[01:03:56] People keep fighting you. Yeah, this isn't real. This is shit. I would love to be a blind guy that's fucking crucial at karate
[01:04:05] There that you want to be there devil. Yeah, just fucking
[01:04:10] That would rock I will admit that would fucking rock. Oh, yeah cross-eyed style flying cross-eyed
[01:04:23] With those fucked up like blue fucking moldy eyes. Uh-huh those milky ass eyes
[01:04:30] Oh, that's a fucking John Club van Dan does that in blood sport the guy blows sand in his eyes
[01:04:41] They brought out the high speed stock to shoot him in slow motion
[01:04:54] Mm-hmm. That shot cost us 45. Yeah, that cause we we're gonna go nine more takes
[01:05:09] Yeah, this friend ogre just being like come on Jean Claude I love that. Yeah, his his fighting style was like motorcycle guy
[01:05:17] I was not the guy from revenge with the nerds. Yeah, the guy did he rape or just his girlfriend get raped or something who ogre
[01:05:26] In range of the nerds. There's like five different. Oh, no the main guy rapes
[01:05:30] Which is the guy that kind of looks like Adam the Adam character
[01:05:34] Yeah, that guy where he's wearing a mask and then she's got a huge cock and then she's like, oh, it's a different guy
[01:05:39] But you're a big fantasy when he was a yeah, child was to be that nerd. Yes
[01:05:50] Sexualist y'all young age to be rapists
[01:06:01] You're the video cut out so you admit it. I don't know what you're saying the answer is yes or no
[01:06:06] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I believe yes, I know you admitted speaks for itself. I deny it then
[01:06:12] Because I didn't hear what you said, but I denied. Oh you deny that you didn't hear it
[01:06:18] Is that why I deny he said yes or no. Yes, what what do you deny? What do you know?
[01:06:24] You're saying it's not fully denied. She's saying it's not true that you fantasize that you were that guy specifically for the attribute that he was
[01:06:32] No, not from that from the large penis thing
[01:06:35] So you do admit that that was your fantasies to be that guy
[01:06:39] It's only or nothing Adam. There's no you can't separate
[01:06:45] Yeah, Ivanka Trump, right? She's like you're so poor if my dad knows with a nasty Jew like you
[01:06:53] He's so disappointed in me and then she makes me have sex with her. That's disgusting
[01:07:00] That's my fantasy. That's gross actually that's actually wrong your fantasy is that she's like you're gross
[01:07:05] You're disgusting now and then both their brothers come in and spit roast you
[01:07:08] No, not them her of a woman she and then she actually fucks me in the other room
[01:07:15] Ivanka yeah, no way. She'd be way more. Yeah, she's like you're gross
[01:07:18] I'm gonna fuck your friend and then she sucks my cock my fantasy is that you get hit by a boss
[01:07:30] Accesses fantasies the fantasy folder in his brain. Yeah, that's your fantasy engaging fantasy time
[01:07:44] Anytime you've serenely seen Nick smiling. Yeah, I'm with my family. They're like, what is it? I'm like I
[01:07:54] Think about a guy no get hit by a bus. I'm just kidding. Thanks Nick relax
[01:08:09] You hurt my feelings, but now I feel a lot better. Okay
[01:08:14] Are you in your little homework room again
[01:08:16] Yeah, I love that what's nice about doing this is I can use the pointer to poke you in the eye while you're speaking
[01:08:27] How do I use the mouse to just stab you in the eyes? I'm doing stop stabbing me with your mouse. Yeah
[01:08:34] I'm stabbing you back. Yeah, I'm stabbing you back. You're not doing it
[01:08:39] You can't even you don't even know where my eyes are I see your eyes. I'm playing with my own nipple
[01:08:44] My eyes are close. You can't you can't poke me. I'm putting it up your fucking nod. What if I look like Raiden
[01:09:08] Shout cage Edward penis white mortal combat
[01:09:24] They like localized Japanese games is by making all of the characters white
[01:09:30] They started bringing them over in the 80s
[01:09:32] Mm-hmm. I guess they did not that I think about it. Yeah, yeah, Ken and fucking Ryu. It'd be weird
[01:09:40] Yeah, one's blonde had been a Japanese guy
[01:09:43] What's that Mario and Luigi have been Japanese guys
[01:09:48] They'd be much more respectful than the fucking Italians. I'll tell you that much. Yeah
[01:09:53] It's funny that that's their biggest thing culturally they're contribution. I guess the southern Renaissance, but then
[01:09:59] You know Mario and Luigi. That's who the times are no Italians. Yeah, honestly, I would take Mario and Luigi over fucking the Renaissance
[01:10:10] Yeah, well some of those pains are kind of cool. No, there's never there's not a single cool piece of Renaissance art
[01:10:19] Literally is not a single fucking cool piece of Renaissance art. It all sucks
[01:10:24] What's what about Caravaggio? Is that Renaissance?
[01:10:29] It was metal. Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about to Caravaggio. He just feels you know like
[01:10:36] Cuddings heads office sounds like a type of deli meat and if that's what it is then I'm all bored
[01:10:45] He just looks kind of cool. Yeah, it's metal. Oh, yeah, this bitch is slicing off a guy's head. Yeah
[01:10:51] Yeah, yeah, that's honestly some Renaissance shit is kind of cool wait. He's not he's not Renaissance. He's fucking he's not really
[01:11:04] Fucking cool dude when you guys are really fucking paint shit instead of now it's all fucking
[01:11:08] Little splatters and shit. What are you talking about dude?
[01:11:12] Fucking dick. No, I'm sorry being an artist. What was what was Gallagher? Was that the Renaissance? That was art
[01:11:22] That was Gallagher and he's a contemporary of Andy Warhol you'd say
[01:11:29] Smashing guys. Yeah, we roll we actually I went to see you get like a guy that just doesn't know the gallery sucks
[01:11:37] Yeah, actually me and my partner went to see Gallagher the other night. He's a he was a contemporary of Warhol
[01:11:56] Agriculture is the name of his performance in which a watermelon is ultimately smashed and represents not only our own
[01:12:13] Yeah, I don't know but I don't know if that I saw all that in the piece
[01:12:18] But you know, that's a beautiful interpretation. That's what's nice about art. Yes, and everybody gets their own fucking idea
[01:12:30] So my penis I gotta yeah, I gotta get a nice stock of backgrounds here. I didn't know that you could do background
[01:12:37] Yeah, I'm at the fucking beach relaxing right now get my dick soft
[01:12:40] I love to go to the bitch to meet the posting. I want to get the pussy at the bitch
[01:12:46] I can't wait to go to the beach. So I guess I like people are doing like
[01:13:00] By people who find the shows and just ruin them because I guess anyone can join really yeah
[01:13:06] So they're like hecklers ruined our show
[01:13:11] I imagine bombing over the internet. Yeah bombing over the internet and somebody coming in and just being like
[01:13:16] You know somebody else is like I guess I'm on Tinder now, which that is that's uh
[01:13:21] Well, it's definitely something, you know
[01:13:27] Boo your game fuck you and they're like your root. This is supposed to be a safe space
[01:13:32] You're not supposed to ruin I'm supposed to be better than you and more important than you
[01:13:39] Because in the real world I went I used to go to open mics
[01:13:43] I cannot imagine doing a fucking zoom show. Yeah
[01:13:48] It's like it's over bro. The dream is dead the dream is over
[01:14:02] That song will never stop me funny to be
[01:14:09] Imagine writing that down, you know and then bring it bring it up to the band just being like
[01:14:14] Guys I got this I got this idea. I don't know. What do you think about this?
[01:14:18] We do 15 minute instrumental and then I say the dream is over and then I say
[01:14:27] It's just just begun and then another 15 minutes
[01:14:33] Dude that rocks. Yeah, you know he thought you know he thought he fucking really fucking killed him with that one. Yeah
[01:14:42] Ah, well, all right folks listen Adam. You gotta fucking make your your bedroom a little gay sex dungeon
[01:14:49] No, I'm doing I make a fort with my father. We're sleeping in it together tonight
[01:14:56] Are you and dad really looking for together?
[01:15:00] No, no, he has to do chores much or you have to do I
[01:15:04] Don't have to I have to help move some rooms around in the house like what
[01:15:22] All right, you little fuckers. Yeah, Queens Rags website so good
[01:15:31] They still around they still kicking. Oh
[01:15:33] Yeah, well, I guess the tours off dude fucking Rona probably killed it
[01:15:45] My god listening we'll see you on fucking Wednesday
[01:15:49] And yeah, that's pretty much it. We have nothing to plug
[01:15:55] By you patreon doc. This is on patreon. Okay. Okay. Bye you little fucks. Bye. Bye