Cum Town | Premium | 04/06/2020
[00:00:00] Alright, the episode has begun everyone.
[00:00:04] I think this just saves and then it should put this on the Patreon by itself.
[00:00:13] So as long as the audio is fine on the end, I mean it's...
[00:00:19] We just recorded locally and we just send it to the guy to do.
[00:00:22] Fuck, is there a way to hide the chat so we can't even...
[00:00:26] Can't even see what the fuck you idiot you're saying.
[00:00:28] Guys, go up and there's like a little button you can press to go down.
[00:00:37] It does really kind of ruin the whole, you know, the ambiance.
[00:00:54] Which is ironic because that's the appeal.
[00:01:07] Just, you know, I guess I was getting kind of red-filled on the virus but then it killed
[00:01:12] a bunch of people so I'm like, all right.
[00:01:15] Yeah, you swan pretty hard from yourself.
[00:01:22] Initially, I was like, oh, this is gonna be fucking terrible.
[00:01:25] And then there was like a week where it was like, yeah, but we can't really account
[00:01:34] They've been just dying and they don't want to tell anyone what you can bear in.
[00:01:37] Yeah, I guess Sweden is the one outlier, right?
[00:01:40] Maybe Sweden still is but I mean, it's like, you know, you lose Japan.
[00:01:43] It's like, I guess then I'm in the same position I was in like two weeks ago where I was like,
[00:01:48] All the style, getting fucked in the ass.
[00:01:49] I was like, let's just wait and see what happens with Japan to see if like something happens
[00:01:55] And then instead of waiting a week, I waited three days and I was like, well, nothing's
[00:02:01] Yeah, but I got a I got a cousin that's a nurse in the city, you know, and I talked
[00:02:06] to her like a week or a week and a half ago.
[00:02:08] And I was like, so I was like, cause you know, I was at that point, I was like, Oh, I mean,
[00:02:11] they're saying the hospital's over run.
[00:02:13] I'm like, there's you guys got it's got to be nuts there.
[00:02:15] And she's like, yeah, I'm like, there's a lot of patience.
[00:02:17] She's like, Oh, no, we're not seeing any COVID patients.
[00:02:22] You know, so I was like, she's in on it.
[00:02:31] He check and see if her husband got circumcised.
[00:02:34] No, I guess really, you know, I was saying, somebody else, it's like, you know, people
[00:02:37] are like, okay, so let me cause you talk about nine 11 or any other conspiracy.
[00:02:40] They're like, so let me get this straight.
[00:02:52] Every dumb bitch nurse is fucking behind.
[00:02:55] But anyway, they're all either hot or gay guys.
[00:02:59] Two of the most treacherous types of people in terms of lying.
[00:03:05] I talked to her again and she's like, oh yeah, no, we're overwhelmed now and I tested positive
[00:03:15] Yeah, dude, a bunch of people's like family members have died.
[00:03:20] I got to be honest with you, this is one of the gayest things that's ever happened, if
[00:03:27] I guess it's going to get gay or pretty sure.
[00:03:35] That's like he's got to be like, listen, we got to be on, it's gay.
[00:03:44] But there is all this like inconsistent information going around.
[00:03:47] You know, it's like, so all the hospitals are saying, oh, we need, we need PP.
[00:03:54] But three weeks ago, they're saying some Chinese guy putting PP in the Coca-Cola is
[00:04:05] Is it the cause or is it the, is it the solution, you know, or is it one of those things where
[00:04:10] it's like snake venom, you know, and here's the thing where you get bit by his snake.
[00:04:19] Well, the thing I don't understand is he put it in the coke, but was he playing a joke or
[00:04:27] They're often one in the same, you know, that's what people say.
[00:04:34] Some Chinese guy plays a joke, plays a joke at the Coca-Cola factory.
[00:04:40] And now, now the beautiful unicorns of Hollywood, the Indian women of color directors.
[00:04:54] It's some Indian woman that made a movie about being grounded or whatever.
[00:04:59] You know, and she's like, Oh, the studios, they can afford to push back these releases.
[00:05:05] But what is the real cost when the two to four percent women of color, the unicorns.
[00:05:15] When their movies aren't released on time.
[00:05:21] The global pandemic, the thing I'm thinking about most is these, these trans kids, you
[00:05:25] know, that are now do not have access to elective surgeries and they're going to be forced
[00:05:33] You know, their penis is becoming huge and disgusting.
[00:05:38] Getting a trans child has a big penis and just that's like them mocking.
[00:05:42] It's just the, the, the, the, the way God intended for it to be cut off, but then this
[00:05:47] Satan sent this virus to prevent, to prevent true.
[00:05:52] Are people complaining about that right now?
[00:05:57] I'm, I'm, I'm extrapolating from one man.
[00:06:00] It's hyperbole for the sake of making good.
[00:06:04] At least one person would complain about.
[00:06:07] That is more, that is more of a problem than filmmakers not being able to make their stories.
[00:06:12] No, you know, it literally is more of a problem.
[00:06:17] So fucking dumb ass indie darling bullshit.
[00:06:19] What's, what's the last, what was that one movie that Mindy Kaling made where she like,
[00:06:31] She's a white lady had to be funny, which is wrong on every level.
[00:06:39] You could not have, there's no Jewish men involved.
[00:06:43] There's no single Jewish guy in the mix.
[00:06:45] In terms of making a late night comedy talk show.
[00:06:49] None of, none of the writers room looks like, you know, just a bar mitzvah reception that
[00:06:58] There's never been a single, there's never been a single show that's funny, that doesn't
[00:07:02] have a writer's room that has at least three guys that look like they've never done a push
[00:07:08] That are still wearing the same clothes as when we're 11 years old.
[00:07:11] They're all, they're just there, yeah, and they're all bald and they're all engaged
[00:07:15] to just the worst women in the entire world.
[00:07:22] My fiance, Rachel told me we have to get a, you know, we have to watch all of, I don't
[00:07:35] The point is, yeah, that movie was bullshit.
[00:07:39] And then they're also, you know, they're the only people that can, you know, make the
[00:07:59] Adam's been gone from New York for, I guess, yeah, you, you don't know what it's like to
[00:08:08] January 3rd after the first confirmed case and Adam left in December.
[00:08:15] He's like, he's like, I have to be with my parents.
[00:08:18] New York, New York patient zero is that Jewish guy and he's like, they're doing the Holocaust
[00:08:25] It's on the same text thread from 9 11.
[00:08:31] I have one, I have one friend who, who's, he's, he's, he's, he's too Jewish for the
[00:08:38] But she tries to like, here's the thing.
[00:08:42] If there were, if there were Jews in 9 11, like the Jew move would have been in the towers
[00:08:46] as they're burning, selling maps to all the exits to people.
[00:08:50] They would have printed out a map of the fire's game.
[00:08:54] Like, we'll collect all the map and then they all died in this.
[00:08:59] No, it would be putting a day laborer to fucking do it.
[00:09:14] But I mean, I remember seeing it and, you know, there were day laborers dressed up like a
[00:09:18] seeds protesting the pride parade and I was like, yes, yes.
[00:09:26] I'm on, I'm on, I'm on what would you do right now?
[00:09:49] He's saying, protesting the gay pride parade.
[00:10:06] This reminds me, this reminds me of my dreams that I have.
[00:10:12] I got to be honest, I don't like this at all.
[00:10:16] I have the voice of Nick falling me constantly.
[00:10:21] Like, imagine if like Nick dies and we just hear him in our heads forever.
[00:10:26] That's where he lives on in our brains.
[00:10:27] Everyone's like, what are you talking about?
[00:10:53] And by the way, this is going in the episode.
[00:11:22] Yeah, I don't know how to like turn my fucking camera back on.
[00:11:30] So then I turned it off and go up where you it says toggle video, I think.
[00:11:34] So if I hit toggle video, now you're gone.
[00:11:51] Now you said I heard some kind of commotion about let's make a note of this to clean it up
[00:11:55] That was one that's honestly one of the craziest things I've ever said on this podcast.
[00:12:06] Although I must say I'm mad because I can't get the anime background that I was, you know,
[00:12:22] I like the it's all it's a better lay out.
[00:12:28] I feel like I'm on the news now too, because we're.
[00:12:31] I just did never that both of the men on to the left and the right of me are having little
[00:12:35] ass dicks are arguing with people while looking at the camera.
[00:12:56] I'm a lesbian and tonight I have a Jewish man.
[00:13:02] He'll be reporting on what's really going on with coronavirus.
[00:13:06] And can it go it's what's going on, mister Adam steam?
[00:13:10] I just want to say do not check my garage because it's not filled with personal protective
[00:13:19] What I have I have an entrepreneur who's actually making the best of the situation
[00:13:26] We have we have it's a 100% veteran owned company making veteran style mass for thank
[00:13:34] you for your service called amped truth.
[00:13:40] It's called believe your devil dog truth mass dot dot us and it's just somehow they've made
[00:13:49] they figured out a way with a mouth is saying the N word.
[00:13:54] Just know just the stuff you need to not get coronavirus.
[00:13:59] It will now it is firing your assault rifle from the bed of your pickup truck.
[00:14:03] And what do you have to say that this is a 98% asbestos product?
[00:14:14] You listen the jury and the sciences out on asbestos.
[00:14:23] We are as it might be it might be fun to see how bad SNL is during the coronavirus.
[00:14:30] Do you think they're just doing like fucking weekend update from Chase apartment?
[00:14:36] But I mean, what do the sketches even look like?
[00:14:39] Just honestly, it's just like they'll probably just steal whatever Alyssa and Paris does
[00:14:43] and just do like, you know, single fucking what's doing?
[00:14:47] There's so much shit now that I don't JP McDade's been good.
[00:15:02] I guess we'll get what we should probably be the right move to point people in the direction
[00:15:10] of anybody who doesn't deserve to have this take their career away from them.
[00:15:19] Well, that's the problem is like people that are good at stand up are so far.
[00:15:26] There's no way that skill is not translated.
[00:15:29] A lot of people are doing their kick ass zoom comedy show.
[00:15:33] Some of us saw the writing on the wall years ago and walked away from stand up.
[00:15:46] It's great. It's great that like fucking everybody gets to be right because now this
[00:15:50] is article going around today that's like, you know who called this shit George W. Bush.
[00:15:57] Because I got to be like, he read some books.
[00:16:00] He read a book about the 1918 pandemic.
[00:16:03] And he's like, yeah, we got to we got to do something about this before, you know, this
[00:16:09] is going to be pretty pretty pretty bad.
[00:16:13] It was literally like the year Katrina happened.
[00:16:23] Now there's no time for the little rain storm.
[00:16:29] Just have just have Mike Myers and Kanye deal with it.
[00:16:34] G. Dubb really got fucked by by Katrina, dude.
[00:16:39] My man did not know what he was doing on that one.
[00:16:45] People people were getting really, I mean, some not chill stuff was happening in that
[00:16:49] super dome if I'm not if I'm not mistaken.
[00:16:53] But I mean, New Orleans is already Joe Biden style stuff.
[00:16:55] New Orleans is already pretty wild as it is, you know, a lot of those people were already
[00:17:02] That's one of those brutal quotes of all time.
[00:17:08] That's like, that's like, let them eat cake level.
[00:17:12] It's already it's already normally it's a dish.
[00:17:15] It's a national, you know, to stain on there already leadership, but it's disgraceful to
[00:17:32] Well, those people were already in franchise.
[00:17:43] You think anybody was trying to make the best of it, you know, have like Mardi Gras during
[00:17:50] Mardi Gras is like a big reason why Louisiana is devastated by right now.
[00:18:11] Dude, I will be pissed if there's ever a disease like that.
[00:18:19] You just can never look at a breast again.
[00:18:23] I got the I downloaded the citizen app because it tells you like, you know, it gives you
[00:18:31] But have you used the citizen app at all?
[00:18:36] Well, that's what I got into because I thought it was just for the time.
[00:18:43] There's, you know, or whatever, it's for like nosy women or what?
[00:18:48] There's crimes that are happening on the ground.
[00:18:50] They tell you like crimes around the area and then people go to like film it from their
[00:18:57] There was a shooting last night and you click on the chat and then it's just people like,
[00:19:12] Just be it's like not even your shooting.
[00:19:16] I mean, I would hope I hope that you're not the guy that shot the guy and then you're
[00:19:20] You're getting on the citizen app being like, oh, I heard that he had a coming.
[00:19:27] Yeah, from the sirens, the sound of the sirens would indicate to me that that guy,
[00:19:32] they should probably not even investigate this one.
[00:19:44] Listen, man, everyone needs their silver linings during this pandemic.
[00:19:47] Yeah, you know, let's get gang violence back.
[00:19:53] Was that recent that happened during the lockdown?
[00:19:56] I mean, there's shootings like every night.
[00:20:01] I don't know if there's more people robbing, but I guess around here, it's like people,
[00:20:05] there's a lot of shootings, but not a lot of people hit by, because I told you a couple
[00:20:09] of weeks ago, somebody threw a gun in my fucking head.
[00:20:22] It was before the lockdown, but yeah, I mean, it was somewhat recent.
[00:20:26] I have never come into contact with a gun basically in any way.
[00:20:35] I mean, listen, now I'm going full the world's ending.
[00:20:41] I mean, I know all of these all these lives are going to have to do 180 on guns and I'm
[00:20:53] Yeah, let's get the big apology list going.
[00:21:05] A liberal it's a liberal apology song video from Gal Gadot and Sarah Silverman apologizing
[00:21:12] to Adam Lanza and Dylan Roof and Steven Paddock.
[00:21:15] The Lanza sounds like a guy who's American Idol, American Idol.
[00:21:21] Adam Lanza was the guy that Sandy Hook.
[00:21:27] I mean, he couldn't even like he was like this nonverbal autistic guy that fucking,
[00:21:31] you know, I mean, I think he was just like on deviant aren't all day long, like the worst
[00:21:35] kind of, you know, he had the Tism pretty, pretty bad.
[00:21:39] I mean, you look at pictures of him and you're like, Jesus Christ.
[00:21:43] You know, this guy probably had no friends.
[00:21:47] I mean, you got to be fucked up to kill like elementary school.
[00:21:52] He mad that they wouldn't be friends with him?
[00:21:55] I imagine how much of a fuck up you have to be to not have friends in kindergarten.
[00:21:58] Dude, kindergarten kids be like, I don't like his vibe.
[00:22:04] In kindergarten, you can be like, Oh, you shit yourself too.
[00:22:12] That's cool that you also, I shit myself at lunch as well.
[00:22:17] I'm part of the whole, I wasn't popular per se.
[00:22:19] I was part of the shitting your pants at lunch crew.
[00:22:23] Yeah, most of the, most of the like more popular kids kind of shit their pants towards the
[00:22:29] You know, they almost made it to when their parents came and picked them up.
[00:22:32] But yeah, dude, they're telling each other secrets on what kind of stuff to eat.
[00:22:37] So it looks cool when you shit yourself.
[00:22:41] You want a nice flat even surface around your life brown circle.
[00:22:46] You know, I knew some of the nerds, you know, the kids that knew the first three letters
[00:22:54] But you know, obviously they had a hard time being so much smarter than everyone else.
[00:23:00] They couldn't, they couldn't adjust socially.
[00:23:02] But I mean, yeah, that's, that's probably why Lanza did it.
[00:23:05] He's like, I got to go back to where it all went wrong.
[00:23:13] He didn't even make it to being an incel because he couldn't even get to friends with
[00:23:29] He either killed himself or they got him or whatever.
[00:23:33] But you know, all the celebs sharing a video.
[00:23:37] Imagine Adam Lanza's back and we can apologize to him.
[00:23:46] Well, because they were right about we should have guns.
[00:23:48] Well, you know, he would be right about guns and not how you use them.
[00:23:51] I would say that's one kind of way to look at it.
[00:23:54] My mom texted me and she was like, she was like, if you have to get a mic, if you've
[00:23:59] got a microchip to access your bank account, well, you'll do it.
[00:24:02] And I was like, honestly, if it got to that point, I'd probably just, you know, start
[00:24:12] If you, yeah, if we become cashless or whatever and they got to use that like quantum dot
[00:24:16] die bullshit and track all your vaccines.
[00:24:24] I mean, it's not like, yeah, no, I mean, it's like, yeah, they're like talking about like
[00:24:31] Like since the pandemic, you know, this guy has been talking about how we need to depopulate
[00:24:35] the fucking world is like, we can force people to get vaccines and track their vaccinations
[00:24:40] from birth till death with like nano technology that's imprinted in your brain at birth.
[00:24:47] That man is really, that man is really trying to divert attention from the fact that he
[00:24:51] Yeah, I mean, they all are crazy right now.
[00:24:57] Yeah, I mean, it's, it's like, and I'm not even like a fucking, you know, right at a
[00:25:03] certain point, it's like, you know, yeah, no, I'm not going to get it.
[00:25:06] I'm not getting a chip in my shit, dude.
[00:25:08] Not no chip unless it makes your dick hard.
[00:25:12] If it makes your dick bigger and harder and I get to use all the other elements, then
[00:25:18] That's the historic trade off in a liberal democracy, you know, it's like you want your
[00:25:24] You're going to have to take the chip that gives you access to the bank.
[00:25:28] Bro, that would be a way to get me on board.
[00:25:44] You're like, I'm not putting a chip in my body.
[00:25:46] And it's like you look like you put probably about 30,000 chips in your body.
[00:25:51] Dude, if they put, if they put one of those chips, if they snuck it into a bag of those
[00:25:55] ruffles, the sour cream and cheese ones, sour cream and cheese, those are disgusting.
[00:26:00] Sour cream and onion is no, he's right.
[00:26:02] There is like a, there is some other fucked up cheese.
[00:26:04] You were out of your fucking mind if you say that's disgusting.
[00:26:14] Hold on, let me look it up because if we're thinking about the same thing, it's like,
[00:26:20] It's a good chip, horrible session snack.
[00:26:24] What do you mean in terms of session snack?
[00:26:27] I would not have a bowl of those at a fucking party.
[00:26:30] It's like I'll have three or four of them.
[00:26:35] But that's what I'm looking for luxury in my snack.
[00:26:37] Yeah, but I want to eat an entire bag of chips.
[00:26:41] See that's the thing, dude, you're not built for this because I could eat one of those.
[00:26:45] You know, I mean it's like my thing is.
[00:26:46] It would take me powering up all the way.
[00:26:49] Like all my fat boy power levels had to be 1000 but you could eat a whole thing.
[00:26:53] Like even when I was like drinking, you know what I mean?
[00:26:55] I like like oatmeal stouts or whatever, right?
[00:27:01] That's a good, actually that's a great way to put it because I used to fuck with that
[00:27:09] What's up, a fuck up Adam over there with your fucking little sneer.
[00:27:20] We're not talking about like, you know, specific microbrews.
[00:27:24] I mean, it's like, well, the thing that happened the way I got into them was A, it's kind of
[00:27:28] like a dessert and a beer at once, which I really fuck with.
[00:27:33] But you can't drink 13 of them at once.
[00:27:36] The reason I started was because in probably- Whereas Guinness, you can drink 13 guinaces.
[00:27:45] And that's one of the few stouts that, you know, I would do that with.
[00:27:48] You could, but it's not ideal compared to a just like a light beer.
[00:27:53] I mean, if you want to just get trashed all day long, just drink longer.
[00:27:58] I picked up the, I picked up the stouts when, right, I think it was that after you guys
[00:28:02] had both moved, I had one awesome year in Baltimore before I came to New York.
[00:28:11] In that, in that house, you remember that?
[00:28:14] I forget what I was even, what I came down for.
[00:28:17] I don't know either, but we watched a lot of- Yeah.
[00:28:26] That day, that day and the, the, the Amish market day.
[00:28:30] Top, some of the best, some of the best days of the last decade.
[00:28:37] Unfortunately, there's nothing to fucking do.
[00:28:39] I mean- Yeah, after this is all- Well, we should get, we should get it together and maybe
[00:28:43] go, you know, and take a trip out to Long Island or something and figure out something
[00:28:50] But I, in that year, that was the best year of my life to that point.
[00:28:53] Because I finally, my life was going good and I was finally getting pussy.
[00:28:56] And I dated like two alcoholics back to back.
[00:29:00] And they made me feel bad about myself because they were just like, good, good, good, good.
[00:29:04] And I was like, 10 pounds and fucking- Yeah.
[00:29:10] No, those women, a woman that weighs just bones and liver.
[00:29:14] That's all they- Well, she had- Oh yeah.
[00:29:16] One was tiny but had big tears and the other was like tall and skinny.
[00:29:22] I lived with a woman that was like an alcoholic but like, you know, the kind they like portray
[00:29:28] You know, because they're like, well, a real alcoholic, they're always hiding it.
[00:29:32] And it's like, well, no, a real alcoholic doesn't have a family to hide anything from.
[00:29:39] They're just drinking in their apartment all day long.
[00:29:45] I would just like, you know, go to throw out the trash and there'd be like every single
[00:29:50] day an empty plastic handle of, you know, like pop offers.
[00:29:58] I mean, she was probably like 65 pounds.
[00:30:01] I came home one time and she had just passed out in the living room.
[00:30:06] I mean, the front door faces the living room and she passed out and she's wearing like
[00:30:09] boxers as pants and her put like her 47 year old pussy is just out.
[00:30:22] And then she has to know that shit like that was happening.
[00:30:24] And then I'd see her and she'd be like, Hey, what's up, man?
[00:30:42] You know, these like weird aging like so-cal guys that would come over that you like kept
[00:30:48] Like guys that are in their like 50s, but named like Chaz.
[00:30:53] 50 year old guys that listen to sublime.
[00:30:57] There was a guy who just, there was one guy.
[00:30:58] I forget his name, but he's always talking about like, man, yeah, every couple weeks,
[00:31:02] me and my friends go up to Cisco, which is frisco.
[00:31:11] They don't, but they don't call it that.
[00:31:13] People from San Francisco don't call it that, but fucking got losers due.
[00:31:17] My assumption is that people from Southern California call it frisco.
[00:31:24] You guys have been there in the stake place?
[00:31:29] I've eaten it del frisco's once in Tampa, once in Dallas.
[00:31:35] And I think that's it, but it's very good.
[00:31:40] One time I went with Bobby and that man, anytime you go out to a steakhouse with Bobby, that's
[00:31:52] We're not going to be, there's not, there is going to be nothing after this.
[00:31:55] You think it's going to just be, I have no idea.
[00:31:59] You know, I think it's going to be, we'll find out in two weeks.
[00:32:02] You know what day the saying goes, like, expect the worst plan for the best.
[00:32:10] You just got to, yeah, I bought, I bought two maternal today.
[00:32:17] I'm making, I'm making a point of getting into disputes with people close to me.
[00:32:22] Just really burning every bridge right now.
[00:32:26] So when the world comes back, you can stay in isolation.
[00:32:34] Just, you know, publicly making videos, calling out every comedian that I don't like, you
[00:32:38] know, just being like, you deserve this.
[00:32:41] It's fucking, just things go back to normal in three days.
[00:32:46] I'm like, this happens because they hired too many Indian women, the right on Comedy
[00:33:06] Please write for black girl comedy show.
[00:33:08] Can I please write for the for a ladies tonight or whatever?
[00:33:13] The ladies, the ladies, the ladies of comedy.
[00:33:21] Do you see that fucking Elijah Schlesinger sketch that was female jackass?
[00:33:24] I was, I'm not typically offended by a comedy.
[00:33:32] She did female jackass and it was like, they ring her ex boyfriend's doorbell and say,
[00:33:50] I mean, female jackass is just the girls getting hurt Instagram page.
[00:33:58] I mean, I, you know, cause it's like, you could say all women would never do jackass
[00:34:03] or whatever, but pretty much every woman in their freshman year of like state college
[00:34:08] Yeah, it's girls like eating like bloody tampons on you.
[00:34:12] Hey, I'm Mackenzie and this is fuck 200 guys in a semester.
[00:34:20] And you're just like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
[00:34:25] Just putting a hair dryer under pussy and turning it on.
[00:34:35] Hey, I'm Taylor and this is curling iron in my pussy.
[00:34:48] Hey, I'm Taylor and this is try to dance on the top of my boyfriend's pickup truck while
[00:35:05] Elijah's legend, you're that she did not give women enough credit.
[00:35:07] Frankly, they can be dumb bitches and hurt themselves too.
[00:35:20] Well, what would be cool is, is female fantasy factory, female Rob Deardex fantasy factory.
[00:35:47] Really big black woman and a little annoying blonde woman.
[00:36:15] I was told by somebody that Ian got Corona and I guess that was wrong.
[00:36:24] You know, somebody DM me and they said Ian got Corona virus.
[00:36:26] Well, let's just keep that rumor going.
[00:36:33] It was like, I texted him the other day.
[00:36:54] Riding until I forget I'm gay for a while.
[00:36:58] And then I'm too tired to remember I'm gay.
[00:37:02] Yeah, I had to go out and have gay sex.
[00:37:08] Just using gay sex as a cover to go out during the quarantine.
[00:37:36] But you already have a ventilator at home.
[00:37:42] That's the work the same way I've done some research.
[00:37:46] Stop has to put his trunk on at night so he can go to Babar's dream island.
[00:37:51] I would love to go to Babar's dream island.
[00:37:55] Just stop fixing his trunk to his face and then the baby elephant walk from the jungle
[00:38:10] I had pink elephants on parade sequence from Dumbo's type.
[00:38:14] When I was a kid, I vivid memories being terrified by it.
[00:38:21] Do you know Dumbo's only like 47 minutes long or some shit?
[00:38:27] Maybe not 47, but it's shorter than you think.
[00:38:31] Fucking quit it with your cinephile shit, bro.
[00:38:40] I've seen the first three lethal weapons and they rock.
[00:38:44] I like number two because we got South African bad guys.
[00:38:56] I mean, Die Hard's like, Die Hard, the original is a good movie.
[00:39:08] And this is, it's not, I don't know if it's even really a hot take, but like die.
[00:39:11] There was this like obsession with Die Hard like 15 years ago that kind of ruined it for
[00:39:17] It was, it was when the no one came out.
[00:39:20] No, I remember being when I was like a fucking teenager.
[00:39:23] That was a thing that like, I never got the oldest generation of millennials were all
[00:39:28] It's when that whole Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
[00:39:31] When that when that started, but like they're like, oh, Die Hard's.
[00:39:37] But it's definitely not, it's definitely is a Christmas movie.
[00:39:42] Die Hard one and two are nowhere near as good as Terminator one and two.
[00:39:49] The first two Terminator movies are fucking awesome.
[00:39:51] If you have to like pick something from that genre and era or whatever, although it's not
[00:40:01] I mean, I just mean like big blockbuster action movies from the early 90s.
[00:40:04] I would say Die Hard is closer to the same genre than I'm sorry, lethal weapon is close.
[00:40:10] I think I'm going to watch the first two Terminator movies.
[00:40:22] That's what ever boy wants is a masculine robot father from Germany.
[00:40:28] If I had seen that as a child, I would have been incredible.
[00:40:35] That's another big like formative like leather daddy is actual actual masculinity.
[00:40:38] Yeah, he just shows up nude for some reason.
[00:40:49] They're like they would know that it would be weird.
[00:40:52] Yeah, they're like let's just he's going there to protect people and save humanity.
[00:40:55] We'll send him back to murder somebody and steal their clothes.
[00:41:00] And one, yeah, we just want to make sure he murders somebody and steals their clothes.
[00:41:04] Yeah, we want his big robot cock oozing with primordial gel for some reason.
[00:41:20] The first like fucking eight years of comedy writing bits about movies that were just factually
[00:41:26] I was just me misunderstanding something or misremembering something and nobody would
[00:41:32] I had a bit I did for years about a homeward bound that was like, you know, well, it's
[00:41:37] like these people just like fucking move and forget their pets.
[00:41:42] It's like why didn't yeah, but if they're just on vacation, they didn't move.
[00:41:50] I thought they did move but like they got lost or something.
[00:41:53] And now no, they go on vacation and the pets think that their families left them so they
[00:42:04] Although I hope my dogs do in that right.
[00:42:06] Although I did that with angels in the outfield because somebody called me on the homeward
[00:42:09] bound thing and I was like, fuck, does that mean this angels in the outfield thing is
[00:42:13] And no, that movie is as stupid as I remember it being.
[00:42:16] No, yeah, his dad says it'll come back in the angels when the pen was.
[00:42:19] Yeah, it says that it's a father that puts his son up for adoption when the son is 13
[00:42:24] years old so that so that he can go literally just so he can ride his motor.
[00:42:32] He's like, I want to just go ride my bike up in Canada.
[00:42:36] Yeah, I'm going to be that kind of dad.
[00:42:39] I mean, it's like it's people don't know this, but angels in the outfield is actually a
[00:42:51] Shaya is a fucking imagine riding a movie like that about your dad and then played.
[00:42:55] I mean, that's like as a project itself, it's very impressive.
[00:43:02] Adam, you do a better version than I do.
[00:43:12] You've honestly, it was Nick's birthday.
[00:43:14] We went to the batting cages and I just heard him behind me saying like, come on, come on,
[00:43:22] And I was like, it's literally it happened.
[00:43:32] You can play Wilson from home improvement.
[00:43:37] Yeah, but you're too short to see over the fence.
[00:43:40] So it's just like you just hear your voice.
[00:43:44] We don't see any of we see none of you.
[00:43:57] So what do you guys been doing it past the time?
[00:44:00] Like what are you guys have new hobbies or something?
[00:44:05] Oh, yeah, Nick can do your handstand pushup on boxes.
[00:44:10] Well, yeah, I got a couple of crates now, so I'm doing them to all the way to parallel.
[00:44:20] Yeah, you're like in jail getting like really good at sword fighting and getting the man
[00:44:24] Yeah, I've watched I've watched hero four times.
[00:44:26] Oh, that's that's the man of the Iron Man.
[00:44:35] I have been doing beginners yoga a lot.
[00:44:39] I remember I remember when both man in the Iron Mask and count of Monte Cristo came out.
[00:44:49] And I remember that being the year I discovered that I like fall.
[00:44:55] I was like man, fall is the right time for Ben.
[00:45:07] But, you know, Montellado is the same thing.
[00:45:11] There's a lot of revenge as the count of Monte Cristo.
[00:45:14] They're both incredible revenge movies.
[00:45:16] I don't I think I only saw men in the Iron Mask, but I guess I thought it was a count
[00:45:23] Count of Monte Cristo I guess came out in January.
[00:45:25] Let me see when you're when man the Iron Mask came out.
[00:45:37] That looks like a guy wearing a bikini.
[00:45:45] So what came out at the same time as count of Monte Cristo?
[00:45:51] Maybe you're thinking of the wishbone episode of it.
[00:45:54] No, it was like it was it was some it was some it was some it was whatever year.
[00:46:01] There's something came out at the same time as man in the Iron Mask or something came out
[00:46:05] at the same time as count of Monte Cristo.
[00:46:08] Maybe it was sleepy hollow, but I think that came out in 99.
[00:46:13] I do conflate those two stories for sure though.
[00:46:19] Well, the man in the Iron Mask is the guy's brother or some shit, right?
[00:46:23] And someone getting getting incarcerated because of some conspiracy against them.
[00:46:32] It was his he had a twin brother and his brother like had him locked up and put in a mask.
[00:46:41] Count of Monte Cristo is some guy fuck some guy and kills his wife or something.
[00:46:45] And then the count, he think he's dead, but he survives.
[00:46:47] And then he makes like a whole fucking new fucking persona.
[00:46:51] And then he comes back and he fucks the guy up big time, I believe.
[00:46:59] You just fucking leave and don't say anything.
[00:47:04] I'm now I'm deep in research trying to figure out what fucking movie it was that came out.
[00:47:09] You just left at him while I was getting a water bottle.
[00:47:12] I couldn't have waited till I finished my fucking thought about the count.
[00:47:17] No, you left for a sizable amount of time.
[00:47:21] That was literally probably 10 seconds.
[00:47:22] You see Nick's fucking glassed over fucking research autism eyes.
[00:47:29] And I'm just over here talking like a fucking asshole by myself.
[00:47:42] I could go to 2002, but then we'd be getting too far into the next year and it wouldn't
[00:47:54] It's gotta be man in the iron mask because in 2002, I was already like fucking.
[00:48:01] I can't do the math, but I was older than the age you should be when you discover you
[00:48:13] But I mean, it's too old to be like, oh, there's seasons.
[00:48:18] You understand that a movie is not necessarily set in the season that it comes out in, right?
[00:48:22] I know it's not, but it wasn't the movie itself.
[00:48:25] It's just like the time in my life when these things that when I'm watching these things
[00:48:31] You know what I'm also not accounting for is that like I saw them as like rentals from
[00:48:41] So let's see what else came out in 1998.
[00:48:51] I thought it was earlier than that, but I could be wrong.
[00:48:54] I thought it was earlier than that, but I could be wrong.
[00:48:57] 98 and 99 were great years and 99 in particular.
[00:49:01] I mean, we've talked about that before.
[00:49:03] Yeah, we had the Ambleau, Daboudi, Daboudi, didn't that song come out in 99?
[00:49:08] Yeah, but we're talking about films, not songs.
[00:49:12] The Ambleau thing is that's a song, which is an audio version of like a film.
[00:49:19] You know who else is pretty cool, the Venga Boys.
[00:50:00] I've re-watched Ronin like once every six months.
[00:50:25] Maybe there is a chance we can look at child pornography when we get it.
[00:50:31] Maybe we can look at child pornography when we get to it.
[00:50:35] They're like, um, I don't know if, I don't know if we'll be molesting children on the
[00:50:40] Repart, perhaps, perhaps, but that they have.
[00:51:02] Like the, the, the Franco world, like they imported a lot of like just bullshit to the
[00:51:10] United States for like a 20 year period.
[00:51:19] He's never really made it here, though.
[00:51:22] John Runo, but Christopher Lambert is a great example.
[00:51:43] He was in one where I think he fell in love with Whoopi Goldberg.
[00:51:54] Isn't he like a weird, like, shit himself?
[00:51:56] I would love it if the first draft, all the time.
[00:51:58] The first draft of ghost was like, you know, the guy who ever wrote the first draft of
[00:52:02] ghost is pitching it to the studio and it's like, so there's a guy on Wall Street who
[00:52:08] And he's been killed by his insider trading partners, you know, his firm in Wall Street,
[00:52:14] but he's from the south and he moved up to be a finance guy, right?
[00:52:18] So he discovers that he's still stuck around in limbo and he has to communicate with his
[00:52:25] fiancé, now ex-fiance, whatever, to let her know about this plot to kill him.
[00:52:30] But the only person he could communicate with is through a black woman.
[00:52:38] So he has to overcome his racism to communicate with this black woman.
[00:52:43] And in doing so, it allows him to go to heaven, whereas he was supposed to go to hell.
[00:52:49] And then somehow that detail just got lost.
[00:52:53] Like they just, they cut that part out and then they made the story about love or whatever,
[00:53:01] You're saying what if or you're saying that is to you?
[00:53:03] I'm saying this is how I choose to interpret the movie ghost when I watch it.
[00:53:08] You look through it to find the story in your heart, you know, and your heart, and your
[00:53:15] heart is just one of overcoming racism.
[00:53:16] It's just one of just only to go to heaven.
[00:53:20] It's just to be repented like show, you know.
[00:53:24] Oh, the story to you is a racist man dies and then gets a little shot to fuck his wife
[00:53:29] through a black lady and then he gets to go to heaven.
[00:53:35] And so would be Goldberg eat his wife's pussy?
[00:53:36] How does that do they really fuck or do they just dance?
[00:53:39] They don't fuck even come remotely close to fucking.
[00:53:43] I think it's, I think there's like a tension though.
[00:53:46] Uh, because Patrick's raising gets into whoopi and who her body.
[00:53:52] And why wouldn't he fuck her because he's already fucking whoopi.
[00:53:56] That's how he has to have sex with him.
[00:53:59] He goes into the ghost goes into a woman's pussy.
[00:54:04] I'm just saying why wouldn't why wouldn't he just get to eat her pussy as whoopi Goldberg
[00:54:10] I don't think whoopi Goldberg would have been on board with that.
[00:54:15] Listen, if think about it, put yourself in their shoes.
[00:54:18] Some, some lady, a ghost lady comes to you and you're the only human conduit and she's
[00:54:24] like, I really want to suck my husband's cock.
[00:54:26] I'm not saying I'm going to be fucking thrilled, but it would be fucked up to not suck the
[00:54:33] You would think to yourself, well, if I were in her position, I would want the same to
[00:54:39] You know, would you not suck a ghost woman's husband's cock?
[00:54:43] You would stand in the way of hurt, enjoying his penis one last time.
[00:54:48] Yeah, I would stand in the way of hurt.
[00:54:53] That's why you're not a good man citizen, dude.
[00:55:02] You would be a good guy if you would say I would do that, but I'm not expecting that
[00:55:07] You're already trying to impose your fantasy on other people and make moral judgments about
[00:55:12] them, which you're now exporting your own sacrifice and imprinting it on people at
[00:55:18] large, which means that you are actually a bad guy because you think these people should
[00:55:28] This is something you don't understand and it applies to way more than sucking cock.
[00:55:33] This isn't just about sucking a ghost cock.
[00:55:38] It's about your lack of understanding of what martyrdom and sacrifice actually means.
[00:55:49] I'm trying to be a good member of society.
[00:55:53] Are you in this scenario, Whoopi Goldberg or the war?
[00:55:56] Yeah, I still don't understand what the high.
[00:56:04] So then it's different than if the wife, if the wife wants to fuck you because you have
[00:56:07] the ghost of her husband inside of her, I guess that's being a good person.
[00:56:12] That's what I'm saying is given given her ghost dick.
[00:56:19] I made it gay because it makes me gay for Whoopi.
[00:56:23] Ideally, what would happen is a ghost man would come through my body and I would get
[00:56:29] That's not even a that's not even I do that 10 out of 10.
[00:56:33] What if the genders were reversed in your wife dies and then she comes back as a hot
[00:56:55] I want to fuck her one last time, but you don't you don't have a wife.
[00:57:04] What if you already hated fucking your wife and then she died?
[00:57:10] Then she comes through as a guy and you're like, oh, that's a good point.
[00:57:21] These are the kinds of questions you need to be thinking about.
[00:57:24] Well, that's why we make such a beautiful philosophical do in the quarantine because we're the deal with
[00:57:37] When the coronavirus comes back and then really does his job, that would be fucking so when
[00:57:43] You know, I mean, it's like what's going to happen like like the the driving force of
[00:57:50] okay, it's time to reopen the economy is going to fuck us at some point, right?
[00:57:55] They're going to jump to go on that, right?
[00:58:01] It felt like they were going to, but then they stopped sort of.
[00:58:05] But we'll be yesterday in his news conference again, he said it has to open again.
[00:58:14] It's going to take 18 months of testing.
[00:58:16] But people say that they're like, Oh, a vaccine takes 18 months.
[00:58:20] Like because they have to do clinical trials or they didn't have to do that with this
[00:58:25] You're going to do it quicker than that.
[00:58:29] They're going to do some shit concurrently.
[00:58:30] They're going to test on a bunch of fuckers.
[00:58:32] Bunch of fuckers are going to die probably.
[00:58:35] I was reading about the Spanish flu and basically it's two years and then I probably things
[00:58:41] You know, his type when vaccine started, Thomas Jefferson was like, yeah, I'll try that
[00:58:46] It was like, it was like a brand like no, but they're like, what if we just gave you the
[00:58:51] virus, but it's like a pussy version of the virus and we'll see if that, you know, does
[00:59:07] So it's like put a little something in my body.
[00:59:10] I wonder what it would have been like to hang out with him.
[00:59:16] He probably went around with his shirt off all the time.
[00:59:26] Didn't he have a high pitched voice or some shit?
[00:59:31] That's why they founded the country because they were the only people with a gay or voice
[00:59:39] They were like, we have to get out of Britain.
[00:59:45] I remember a half of I recorded a recording of Teddy Roosevelt speak and he talked gay
[00:59:52] And I thought I thought it was going to sound robust.
[00:59:58] Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
[01:00:03] He got shot one time and still when gave his speech anyway.
[01:00:10] You think him and DMX are going to be friends when DMX dies in heaven?
[01:00:17] Well, he's going to have to get over his racism.
[01:00:23] It's Teddy Roosevelt meeting DMX in heaven.
[01:00:27] You saying we got to fuck each other to get over your racism?
[01:00:34] My good friend, I believe that is the truth.
[01:00:38] I believe we will have to fuck each other with prudence and with swift prudence.
[01:00:46] We must become fucked into each other's arms and asses to be good men.
[01:01:08] He just sounded more like FDR than I would have thought.
[01:01:10] I would have thought he would have sounded like rugged as fuck, dude.
[01:01:24] I'm just saying he's from, you know, was Teddy born in New York?
[01:01:28] I think their whole family is from New York.
[01:01:31] He seems he doesn't have a New York vibe.
[01:01:33] Although they had a picture him dressed up in like a girl's clothing.
[01:01:39] Well, he was a bitch when he was a baby.
[01:01:40] You know, I've read on Tumblr that all children were trans until 1920.
[01:01:49] They're pretending like, you know, for the first 600 years of American history, trans
[01:02:05] There's actually a lot of evidence that Isaac Newton was gender fluid.
[01:02:10] And that's why he came up with the city.
[01:02:17] I could see everyone says he was a virgin, but whatever an old guy, a guy from back then
[01:02:35] It's just like where you import their like sexual orientation to a modern context.
[01:02:39] And you're like, you know, if you were alive today, Albert Einstein would be scolding
[01:02:46] It's like, well, when he would be getting pussy from his cousin, yeah, which is what
[01:02:54] I think a lot of those guys got pussy from their cousins.
[01:03:01] Well, Elizabeth Dumas is in his cousin.
[01:03:11] She was probably just I if I had the guess.
[01:03:14] Um, it's tempting to do a theory of relativity joke, but there's no way that hasn't been done
[01:03:23] The theory is that my cousin's pussy tastes better than a different bitch's pussy.
[01:03:40] The same enzymes in her pussy exist on my tongue and mouth.
[01:03:52] Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
[01:03:57] Dick is my bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
[01:04:00] I remember having to read some kind of like biography of Einstein when I was a kid.
[01:04:05] And the only thing that stuck out in my mind were somebody named Dumas because it's like
[01:04:14] So that there was someone in that book named Dumas.
[01:04:41] There's a part where he's like Leo, you're racist, but and what your favorite book was
[01:05:01] How about Django unbrained and it's about he's never got his dick son.
[01:05:06] He has to break out of slavery to get his dick.
[01:05:13] Twelve years of slave is such a crazy movie.
[01:05:17] I mean, this the story, I mean, it's true story, but it's like, that's fucking that sucks.
[01:05:22] I mean, I just had to be a slave for 12 years.
[01:05:26] He was already like a fucking doctor and then he got kidnapped and just had to go be a slave
[01:05:34] Like like one guy like helped him out and he went back to his family and they're like,
[01:05:40] And he's like, no, I was forced into slavery.
[01:05:44] You better not gotten fucked by anybody.
[01:05:47] Yeah, it's just you better not have given my pussy away.
[01:05:52] Not only you a slave, but your wife is definitely getting her fucking cheese turned out.
[01:05:59] Even if she holds out for like three years.
[01:06:03] And then those last nine, she's just getting by the end, dude, they're doing freaky shit.
[01:06:11] The movie should be called four or five years of cock.
[01:06:18] This that movie should be called disloyal disloyal.
[01:06:22] Yeah, sequel to 12 years of slave called what's what are the hose been up to?
[01:06:50] I would presume that would be one of the first things I'm thinking about.
[01:06:54] I'll be like fuck somebody fucking my wife.
[01:07:01] And then he gets tricked into going to DC.
[01:07:09] And then he was like kept in Louisiana.
[01:07:18] That might be 12 years of slave might be the most like brutal slavery movie.
[01:07:20] That guys movies are all pretty intense.
[01:07:29] No, it's about like the hunger strikes in Northern Ireland.
[01:07:43] Imagine how big fast benders cock looked when he was 90 pounds.
[01:07:46] I think maybe you're in dickets smaller too.
[01:07:50] Why do we keep having this conversation?
[01:07:56] It's just it's a eternal recurrence or whatever.
[01:07:59] I tell you, you know what I would love is some wheat thins.
[01:08:12] I just I got a I got a stack of saltines the other day and went to town.
[01:08:20] You know, a classic was hitting me the other day.
[01:08:23] Yankee Doodle went to town on his father's penis.
[01:08:34] It's just like Seinfeld being like, I'm gay, I'm black.
[01:08:43] Shout out to my man, Larry, who straight up said Woody Allen, not guilty.
[01:08:50] Larry David's like, I'm reading Woody Allen's biogas.
[01:08:55] And after you're done with it, there's no way he could have done anything wrong.
[01:09:01] He's a buttaged guy and now he's a Woody.
[01:09:04] Didn't do it because his book was too good.
[01:09:06] His book is so charming and funny that there is absolutely no reason he could have done
[01:09:19] You feel like you're in the room with him and yeah, it's just a great book.
[01:09:21] It's hard to walk away after reading that book thinking this guy did anything wrong.
[01:09:27] That is such good ass logic as far as I'm concerned.
[01:09:41] I had her eating out of my hand and when I looked down, my arm was gone.
[01:09:55] I fucked and married my daughter and she ate out of my hand.
[01:10:04] That's a guy that's like, don't listen to the haters.
[01:10:10] You know Woody knows how to tune out the haters, dude.
[01:10:14] I downloaded the movie The newest one that was never released called A Rainy Day in New
[01:10:22] You can buy 12 years of slave on paperback for a dollar on Amazon.
[01:10:31] Because they're fucking, you know, fucking up the workers and shit.
[01:10:35] They're treating their workers like dog dick.
[01:10:39] You see that guy that I did from a drill from some weird fucking store in Wisconsin, so
[01:10:49] No, I just made it all the way out for it because it's comfortable, but I'm not too
[01:10:55] It's just on camera demonstrating the...
[01:11:01] It has nothing to do with how fat I'm...
[01:11:10] The second button is very sturdy, as you can see.
[01:11:13] And then if I go to the one hand, if I go to the one, the one is not that good a button.
[01:11:18] It's flimsy even without my head in it.
[01:11:21] Everybody can see you struggling to butt in your pants or your hat.
[01:11:31] It's a matter of poor hat construction.
[01:11:36] This were never designed to be brought all the way out to the last button.
[01:11:47] What's the point of having the last button?
[01:11:48] Look, here's why you're a fucking idiot.
[01:11:49] If it was supposed to work like a belt, there would only be one stub on the fucking thing
[01:11:53] and then you would move the stub out to whichever whole correspondent to it.
[01:12:10] If anything, don't even have this one then.
[01:12:15] Make a better design is all I'm saying.
[01:12:18] Of course, it's not going to work like a fucking...
[01:12:20] I'm going to give you one solution, Zav.
[01:12:31] You're not a fitted guy, but I'm going to be a buckle guy.
[01:12:34] That is a better design, actually, now that I think about it.
[01:12:38] The Strackled Dad Hat Strack situation?
[01:12:47] Anyway, it's nice the live stream work.
[01:12:53] It'll go right on the fucking thing, you know?
[01:13:04] I guess, I don't know, maybe for the regular episodes we can just do this and then download.
[01:13:09] We can do this and record it and then release it, why not?
[01:13:21] Just keep the video, just Patreon, fuck it.
[01:13:30] Take any business suggestions out loud, you know, in public.
[01:13:38] I did post the link to this in someone's link.
[01:13:50] Print Shop is like by law shutdowns, but...
[01:13:58] In New York, so they can fulfill current orders.
[01:14:02] They might just be have it set already, so things go out of stock when they're out of
[01:14:07] They're just like slowly fulfilling orders.
[01:14:08] So if they already had shit already printed and on hand, then they can...
[01:14:13] But I got to look into that, because if they're taking orders and they can't, because I mean,
[01:14:19] So what's likely is going to happen is everything's going to go out of business.
[01:14:23] And then I'm already worried about that with the venues that took money on ticket sales
[01:14:29] for the tour I was supposed to be on right now.
[01:14:35] I mean, I've had a couple of people hit me up, but it was already a couple of weeks ago.
[01:14:45] Well, if you're not hearing from people in the last two weeks.
[01:14:49] Yeah, I mean, they probably would, but it's like in general advice to people is like,
[01:14:54] don't expect companies to just give you your money back.
[01:14:58] If you have a gym membership and they charge you on the first, don't expect them to...
[01:15:02] Because they're planning on going out of business.
[01:15:05] They're going to like accrue as many assets as they can and then declare bankruptcy.
[01:15:11] And then, I don't know, maybe pay down debts with that, but yeah, don't think for a second
[01:15:16] that you can get your money back for most companies if they're going to go on them.
[01:15:21] Most companies, I was me and Samara were renting a podcast studio for some episodes, and they
[01:15:32] It's like, what do you mean you have a virtual studio?
[01:15:42] But anything to keep getting those fucking monthly suck-scriptions.
[01:15:57] Anyway, yeah, I think that's the episode.
[01:16:01] I'll go ahead and then just hit end broadcast then.
[01:16:09] Go to Stavibaby, go to twitch.tv slash Stavibaby.
[01:16:15] And I'm donating whatever I make the first month to charity.
[01:16:24] It's not something for fat guys or fat babies or guys with little dicks.
[01:16:29] It's for medical professionals or family money.