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Cum Town | Premium | 04/06/2020

[00:00:00] Alright, the episode has begun everyone.
[00:00:02] Yeah.
[00:00:02] Umm...
[00:00:03] Nice.
[00:00:04] I think this just saves and then it should put this on the Patreon by itself.
[00:00:09] Oh, tight.
[00:00:11] Yeah.
[00:00:11] Oh wow.
[00:00:12] That's good.
[00:00:13] So as long as the audio is fine on the end, I mean it's...
[00:00:17] Yeah.
[00:00:18] I think the audio will be good.
[00:00:19] We just recorded locally and we just send it to the guy to do.
[00:00:21] Yeah.
[00:00:22] Fuck, is there a way to hide the chat so we can't even...
[00:00:25] Yeah.
[00:00:26] Nice.
[00:00:26] Can't even see what the fuck you idiot you're saying.
[00:00:28] Guys, go up and there's like a little button you can press to go down.
[00:00:32] Oh, I don't even for sure.
[00:00:33] Yeah.
[00:00:34] Yeah.
[00:00:34] Nice.
[00:00:35] Keep chatting away you fucking losers.
[00:00:37] It does really kind of ruin the whole, you know, the ambiance.
[00:00:47] Absolutely.
[00:00:48] The...
[00:00:49] Just being with the fellas.
[00:00:50] Exactly.
[00:00:51] Which is...
[00:00:52] Which is...
[00:00:53] Which is...
[00:00:54] Which is ironic because that's the appeal.
[00:00:55] I'm gonna share...
[00:00:56] I'm gonna share on Twitter.
[00:00:57] You can share the event, right?
[00:00:58] Oh, yeah, probably.
[00:01:00] That's smart.
[00:01:01] Mm-hmm.
[00:01:02] Yeah, it does.
[00:01:04] What's going on, brother?
[00:01:05] I don't know.
[00:01:07] Just, you know, I guess I was getting kind of red-filled on the virus but then it killed
[00:01:12] a bunch of people so I'm like, all right.
[00:01:14] Yeah.
[00:01:15] Yeah, you swan pretty hard from yourself.
[00:01:17] It's a hoax to...
[00:01:18] All right, so it's too sh-
[00:01:19] I'm pointing it at you.
[00:01:20] Well, I wasn't...
[00:01:21] I was never a hoax guy.
[00:01:22] Initially, I was like, oh, this is gonna be fucking terrible.
[00:01:25] And then there was like a week where it was like, yeah, but we can't really account
[00:01:28] for Italy or Japan.
[00:01:29] And now Japan's like whoops.
[00:01:31] Yeah.
[00:01:32] You know, so I was like, all right.
[00:01:34] They've been just dying and they don't want to tell anyone what you can bear in.
[00:01:37] Yeah, I guess Sweden is the one outlier, right?
[00:01:40] Maybe Sweden still is but I mean, it's like, you know, you lose Japan.
[00:01:43] It's like, I guess then I'm in the same position I was in like two weeks ago where I was like,
[00:01:47] I guess we'll just watch it.
[00:01:48] All the style, getting fucked in the ass.
[00:01:49] I was like, let's just wait and see what happens with Japan to see if like something happens
[00:01:54] there.
[00:01:55] And then instead of waiting a week, I waited three days and I was like, well, nothing's
[00:01:57] happening in Japan.
[00:01:58] So this is great.
[00:01:59] It's got to be fake.
[00:02:01] Yeah, but I got a I got a cousin that's a nurse in the city, you know, and I talked
[00:02:06] to her like a week or a week and a half ago.
[00:02:08] And I was like, so I was like, cause you know, I was at that point, I was like, Oh, I mean,
[00:02:11] they're saying the hospital's over run.
[00:02:13] I'm like, there's you guys got it's got to be nuts there.
[00:02:15] And she's like, yeah, I'm like, there's a lot of patience.
[00:02:17] She's like, Oh, no, we're not seeing any COVID patients.
[00:02:20] I was like, what the fuck?
[00:02:22] You know, so I was like, she's in on it.
[00:02:24] She's she's part of the fucking cabal.
[00:02:26] She's it.
[00:02:28] She's in on it.
[00:02:30] Yeah.
[00:02:31] He check and see if her husband got circumcised.
[00:02:32] Yeah.
[00:02:33] Yeah.
[00:02:34] No, I guess really, you know, I was saying, somebody else, it's like, you know, people
[00:02:37] are like, okay, so let me cause you talk about nine 11 or any other conspiracy.
[00:02:40] They're like, so let me get this straight.
[00:02:42] All of these people are just lying.
[00:02:44] It's like, yeah, right.
[00:02:46] Yes.
[00:02:47] That's, that's what it is.
[00:02:49] That's the yes.
[00:02:50] That is the idea.
[00:02:51] Yeah.
[00:02:52] Every dumb bitch nurse is fucking behind.
[00:02:54] They're all lined.
[00:02:55] But anyway, they're all either hot or gay guys.
[00:02:58] Yeah.
[00:02:59] Two of the most treacherous types of people in terms of lying.
[00:03:01] Well, I talked to her again.
[00:03:02] The illness is always jacked.
[00:03:03] They're jacked.
[00:03:04] Yep.
[00:03:05] I talked to her again and she's like, oh yeah, no, we're overwhelmed now and I tested positive
[00:03:09] for it and my boyfriend's dying.
[00:03:11] I was like, oh, okay.
[00:03:13] All right.
[00:03:14] Fuck.
[00:03:15] Yeah, dude, a bunch of people's like family members have died.
[00:03:19] It's kind of, yeah.
[00:03:20] I got to be honest with you, this is one of the gayest things that's ever happened, if
[00:03:23] I'm being honest.
[00:03:24] And it's only one of.
[00:03:26] Yeah.
[00:03:27] I guess it's going to get gay or pretty sure.
[00:03:30] It's going to be so gay for so long.
[00:03:32] Trunks.
[00:03:33] Trunks got to call it gay.
[00:03:35] That's like he's got to be like, listen, we got to be on, it's gay.
[00:03:39] I'll be honest with you.
[00:03:41] These Chinese gay viruses.
[00:03:43] These gay Chinese viruses.
[00:03:44] But there is all this like inconsistent information going around.
[00:03:47] You know, it's like, so all the hospitals are saying, oh, we need, we need PP.
[00:03:52] We need people.
[00:03:53] We're all out of PP.
[00:03:54] But three weeks ago, they're saying some Chinese guy putting PP in the Coca-Cola is
[00:03:57] would start the whole damn thing.
[00:04:00] So which is it?
[00:04:02] Is there, is it the cause?
[00:04:05] Is it the cause or is it the, is it the solution, you know, or is it one of those things where
[00:04:10] it's like snake venom, you know, and here's the thing where you get bit by his snake.
[00:04:14] The only solution is more snake venom.
[00:04:18] True.
[00:04:19] Well, the thing I don't understand is he put it in the coke, but was he playing a joke or
[00:04:23] was it terrorism?
[00:04:24] Well, he Chinese did he play Joe.
[00:04:27] They're often one in the same, you know, that's what people say.
[00:04:30] Jokes are literal violence.
[00:04:32] This is what they mean.
[00:04:34] Some Chinese guy plays a joke, plays a joke at the Coca-Cola factory.
[00:04:40] And now, now the beautiful unicorns of Hollywood, the Indian women of color directors.
[00:04:46] Mm hmm.
[00:04:47] Did you see that?
[00:04:48] I sent that to you, right?
[00:04:49] That variety thing.
[00:04:50] I think I saw it on your Instagram.
[00:04:52] Yeah.
[00:04:53] You know, I don't know.
[00:04:54] It's some Indian woman that made a movie about being grounded or whatever.
[00:04:58] Fucking hell.
[00:04:59] You know, and she's like, Oh, the studios, they can afford to push back these releases.
[00:05:05] But what is the real cost when the two to four percent women of color, the unicorns.
[00:05:11] Oh, yeah.
[00:05:12] Self-identifying as a unicorn.
[00:05:14] You know, that's crazy.
[00:05:15] When their movies aren't released on time.
[00:05:18] That's right.
[00:05:19] That's the real issue.
[00:05:20] That's the real issue.
[00:05:21] The global pandemic, the thing I'm thinking about most is these, these trans kids, you
[00:05:25] know, that are now do not have access to elective surgeries and they're going to be forced
[00:05:30] to go through the ravages of puberty.
[00:05:32] Yeah.
[00:05:33] You know, their penis is becoming huge and disgusting.
[00:05:37] Dude, that's fucked up.
[00:05:38] Getting a trans child has a big penis and just that's like them mocking.
[00:05:42] It's just the, the, the, the, the way God intended for it to be cut off, but then this
[00:05:47] Satan sent this virus to prevent, to prevent true.
[00:05:52] Are people complaining about that right now?
[00:05:54] No, no, he's, he's awaiting it.
[00:05:57] I'm, I'm, I'm extrapolating from one man.
[00:06:00] It's hyperbole for the sake of making good.
[00:06:04] At least one person would complain about.
[00:06:06] I'll be honest.
[00:06:07] That is more, that is more of a problem than filmmakers not being able to make their stories.
[00:06:12] No, you know, it literally is more of a problem.
[00:06:14] Yeah.
[00:06:15] Yeah.
[00:06:16] Absolutely.
[00:06:17] So fucking dumb ass indie darling bullshit.
[00:06:18] She's like, I don't know.
[00:06:19] What's, what's the last, what was that one movie that Mindy Kaling made where she like,
[00:06:29] is the first Indian late night host?
[00:06:31] She's a white lady had to be funny, which is wrong on every level.
[00:06:36] Yeah.
[00:06:37] You could not be more.
[00:06:39] You could not have, there's no Jewish men involved.
[00:06:42] Are you kidding me?
[00:06:43] There's no single Jewish guy in the mix.
[00:06:45] In terms of making a late night comedy talk show.
[00:06:49] None of, none of the writers room looks like, you know, just a bar mitzvah reception that
[00:06:55] didn't end 25 years ago.
[00:06:57] Yeah.
[00:06:58] There's never been a single, there's never been a single show that's funny, that doesn't
[00:07:02] have a writer's room that has at least three guys that look like they've never done a push
[00:07:06] up in their entire lives.
[00:07:07] Yeah.
[00:07:08] That are still wearing the same clothes as when we're 11 years old.
[00:07:11] They're all, they're just there, yeah, and they're all bald and they're all engaged
[00:07:15] to just the worst women in the entire world.
[00:07:17] Their bodies look like bowling balls.
[00:07:19] Yeah.
[00:07:20] Or bowling pins.
[00:07:21] Yeah.
[00:07:22] My fiance, Rachel told me we have to get a, you know, we have to watch all of, I don't
[00:07:28] know, you feel, fill in the blanks.
[00:07:30] Yeah, this is us or something.
[00:07:31] Sure.
[00:07:32] You can finish out on yourselves.
[00:07:34] Yeah.
[00:07:35] The point is, yeah, that movie was bullshit.
[00:07:39] And then they're also, you know, they're the only people that can, you know, make the
[00:07:43] trains run on time.
[00:07:45] Mm hmm.
[00:07:46] In terms of comedy writing.
[00:07:48] Right.
[00:07:49] Is there church bells going on for?
[00:07:52] There is.
[00:07:53] It's Queens.
[00:07:54] Queens.
[00:07:55] Queens get the money.
[00:07:56] I see.
[00:07:57] Oh, it's Sunday, the day of our Lord.
[00:07:59] Adam's been gone from New York for, I guess, yeah, you, you don't know what it's like to
[00:08:02] be in New York or Adam.
[00:08:04] Adam left.
[00:08:05] I'm losing it.
[00:08:06] Adam, Adam left, what was it?
[00:08:08] January 3rd after the first confirmed case and Adam left in December.
[00:08:12] Adam left in December.
[00:08:13] I died in Wuhan.
[00:08:14] I got on a plane immediately.
[00:08:15] He's like, he's like, I have to be with my parents.
[00:08:18] New York, New York patient zero is that Jewish guy and he's like, they're doing the Holocaust
[00:08:23] again.
[00:08:24] I have to leave.
[00:08:25] It's on the same text thread from 9 11.
[00:08:27] Yeah.
[00:08:28] Come on, stay home.
[00:08:30] Get out now.
[00:08:31] I have one, I have one friend who, who's, he's, he's, he's, he's too Jewish for the
[00:08:37] news right now.
[00:08:38] But she tries to like, here's the thing.
[00:08:40] I tried to, yeah.
[00:08:41] Yeah.
[00:08:42] If there were, if there were Jews in 9 11, like the Jew move would have been in the towers
[00:08:46] as they're burning, selling maps to all the exits to people.
[00:08:50] They would have printed out a map of the fire's game.
[00:08:54] Like, we'll collect all the map and then they all died in this.
[00:08:59] No, it would be putting a day laborer to fucking do it.
[00:09:02] Oh, yeah.
[00:09:03] You pay, you pay a guy for me.
[00:09:05] Yeah.
[00:09:06] Right.
[00:09:07] Nick, didn't we see that one time?
[00:09:09] Yeah, no, there was.
[00:09:10] I, I, yeah.
[00:09:11] Maybe you were with me.
[00:09:12] Maybe we saw it independently.
[00:09:13] Yeah.
[00:09:14] But I mean, I remember seeing it and, you know, there were day laborers dressed up like a
[00:09:18] seeds protesting the pride parade and I was like, yes, yes.
[00:09:23] No, there's no way.
[00:09:26] I'm on, I'm on, I'm on what would you do right now?
[00:09:32] There's no way this is fucking real.
[00:09:35] John, John, John.
[00:09:36] John, John, John, can you see me on?
[00:09:40] Yep.
[00:09:41] That's too good.
[00:09:43] That really is beautiful, man.
[00:09:46] Yeah.
[00:09:47] Hot, daily for stress is hot.
[00:09:49] He's saying, protesting the gay pride parade.
[00:09:51] Oh, where you go?
[00:09:52] Oh, we like, no, I'm coming back.
[00:09:54] My shit disappeared or my shit paused.
[00:09:56] Whoa, this is fucked up.
[00:09:58] This is like, you're the God.
[00:09:59] Oh, that is cool.
[00:10:00] We can't see you.
[00:10:01] Wow.
[00:10:02] It's a disembodied voice of Nick.
[00:10:03] Oh, you know what?
[00:10:04] It's fucked up, dude.
[00:10:05] I kind of like this.
[00:10:06] This reminds me, this reminds me of my dreams that I have.
[00:10:11] I hate this.
[00:10:12] I got to be honest, I don't like this at all.
[00:10:16] I have the voice of Nick falling me constantly.
[00:10:19] Dude, can you imagine anything worse?
[00:10:21] Like, imagine if like Nick dies and we just hear him in our heads forever.
[00:10:25] Yeah, yeah.
[00:10:26] That's where he lives on in our brains.
[00:10:27] Everyone's like, what are you talking about?
[00:10:29] I don't hear anything.
[00:10:30] Say the word.
[00:10:31] Say the word.
[00:10:32] Say the word.
[00:10:33] Say the word.
[00:10:34] Say the word.
[00:10:36] Yeah, I hear you.
[00:10:37] Now I can't hear anything.
[00:10:39] Oh, god damn it.
[00:10:42] Fuck, well, we can hear you.
[00:10:45] Text him.
[00:10:47] Damn.
[00:10:48] Guys, the name on it is testing, okay?
[00:10:53] And by the way, this is going in the episode.
[00:10:55] Yeah, this is the episode still.
[00:10:57] We started.
[00:10:58] So.
[00:10:59] This is the testing episode.
[00:11:00] Okay.
[00:11:01] Deal with it.
[00:11:02] All right.
[00:11:03] I'm back now.
[00:11:04] I'm going to make a note, I guess.
[00:11:07] This happened 11 minutes in.
[00:11:12] My dick is my dick is fucking small.
[00:11:19] You're growing out the hair, dude.
[00:11:20] Can you hear me?
[00:11:22] Yeah, I don't know how to like turn my fucking camera back on.
[00:11:28] It froze.
[00:11:29] It froze.
[00:11:30] So then I turned it off and go up where you it says toggle video, I think.
[00:11:33] That's for you.
[00:11:34] So if I hit toggle video, now you're gone.
[00:11:37] Oh, you know what?
[00:11:39] Here we go.
[00:11:41] I got it.
[00:11:42] I got it.
[00:11:43] I got it.
[00:11:44] I got it.
[00:11:45] See, dude?
[00:11:46] There we go.
[00:11:47] Nice.
[00:11:48] Yeah.
[00:11:49] Beautiful.
[00:11:50] We did it.
[00:11:51] Now you said I heard some kind of commotion about let's make a note of this to clean it up
[00:11:51] and post.
[00:11:52] Yeah, I'm sorry.
[00:11:53] I don't know what I was thinking.
[00:11:54] Not going to happen.
[00:11:55] That was one that's honestly one of the craziest things I've ever said on this podcast.
[00:11:59] No chance.
[00:12:00] That's that's the seasoning.
[00:12:02] Oh, yeah.
[00:12:03] That's given a flavor.
[00:12:04] Oh, I like this, dude.
[00:12:05] I like this setup.
[00:12:06] Although I must say I'm mad because I can't get the anime background that I was, you know,
[00:12:14] working on.
[00:12:15] Oh, yes.
[00:12:16] We seem close to Malaz fun back.
[00:12:17] We're closer together.
[00:12:19] There's no delay.
[00:12:20] There's no delay.
[00:12:21] It's also a better layout.
[00:12:22] I like the it's all it's a better lay out.
[00:12:24] I like all phone size.
[00:12:26] Yes.
[00:12:27] Exactly.
[00:12:28] I feel like I'm on the news now too, because we're.
[00:12:30] That's right.
[00:12:31] I just did never that both of the men on to the left and the right of me are having little
[00:12:35] ass dicks are arguing with people while looking at the camera.
[00:12:38] You know, instead of I do like that.
[00:12:42] Let's throw out a topic.
[00:12:43] I'll be an expert on something.
[00:12:46] Okay.
[00:12:47] What's the topic?
[00:12:48] But you're the expert.
[00:12:49] Fuck.
[00:12:50] Oh, no, I'm the host.
[00:12:51] You guys are the experts.
[00:12:52] Okay.
[00:12:53] So where are we on the show?
[00:12:54] Welcome to fucking MSNBC.
[00:12:56] I'm a lesbian and tonight I have a Jewish man.
[00:13:00] Yes.
[00:13:01] Thank you.
[00:13:02] He'll be reporting on what's really going on with coronavirus.
[00:13:05] Thanks, Stavros.
[00:13:06] And can it go it's what's going on, mister Adam steam?
[00:13:10] I just want to say do not check my garage because it's not filled with personal protective
[00:13:17] devices.
[00:13:18] Yeah.
[00:13:19] What I have I have an entrepreneur who's actually making the best of the situation
[00:13:25] by selling.
[00:13:26] We have we have it's a 100% veteran owned company making veteran style mass for thank
[00:13:34] you for your service called amped truth.
[00:13:37] Fuck you, mass.
[00:13:40] It's called believe your devil dog truth mass dot dot us and it's just somehow they've made
[00:13:49] they figured out a way with a mouth is saying the N word.
[00:13:52] You know, it's a static.
[00:13:53] No, no bullshit.
[00:13:54] Just know just the stuff you need to not get coronavirus.
[00:13:58] Well, that's right.
[00:13:59] It will now it is firing your assault rifle from the bed of your pickup truck.
[00:14:03] And what do you have to say that this is a 98% asbestos product?
[00:14:07] Oh, no, those are my products.
[00:14:10] But they fight the asbestos.
[00:14:14] You listen the jury and the sciences out on asbestos.
[00:14:20] Is SNL still going on?
[00:14:23] We are as it might be it might be fun to see how bad SNL is during the coronavirus.
[00:14:28] Yeah, that's true.
[00:14:30] Do you think they're just doing like fucking weekend update from Chase apartment?
[00:14:34] Yeah, probably.
[00:14:36] But I mean, what do the sketches even look like?
[00:14:39] Just honestly, it's just like they'll probably just steal whatever Alyssa and Paris does
[00:14:43] and just do like, you know, single fucking what's doing?
[00:14:46] Who's doing anything good?
[00:14:47] There's so much shit now that I don't JP McDade's been good.
[00:14:51] That was pretty funny.
[00:14:52] Makes falters funny.
[00:14:53] Who?
[00:14:54] Makes falter.
[00:14:55] She does her front facing.
[00:14:57] Okay.
[00:14:58] She at least does a fun character.
[00:15:00] I don't know that.
[00:15:02] I guess we'll get what we should probably be the right move to point people in the direction
[00:15:10] of anybody who doesn't deserve to have this take their career away from them.
[00:15:18] Fuck.
[00:15:19] Well, that's the problem is like people that are good at stand up are so far.
[00:15:23] They're fucked.
[00:15:24] Yeah.
[00:15:25] There's no way to be good.
[00:15:26] There's no way that skill is not translated.
[00:15:27] It doesn't.
[00:15:28] Yeah.
[00:15:29] A lot of people are doing their kick ass zoom comedy show.
[00:15:32] Thank God.
[00:15:33] Some of us saw the writing on the wall years ago and walked away from stand up.
[00:15:37] Once again, Nick has vindicated.
[00:15:38] I am vindicated.
[00:15:39] You prove yourself as a visionary.
[00:15:43] I'm the asshole for touring.
[00:15:45] I love that today.
[00:15:46] It's great. It's great that like fucking everybody gets to be right because now this
[00:15:50] is article going around today that's like, you know who called this shit George W. Bush.
[00:15:55] What?
[00:15:56] Yeah.
[00:15:57] Because I got to be like, he read some books.
[00:16:00] He read a book about the 1918 pandemic.
[00:16:03] And he's like, yeah, we got to we got to do something about this before, you know, this
[00:16:09] is going to be pretty pretty pretty bad.
[00:16:11] I read I read up about this.
[00:16:13] It was literally like the year Katrina happened.
[00:16:16] They couldn't find him.
[00:16:18] He's a library looking up.
[00:16:20] Yeah, he's reading books from 1918.
[00:16:22] Right.
[00:16:23] Now there's no time for the little rain storm.
[00:16:25] Yeah.
[00:16:26] I got to look up the fucking problem.
[00:16:27] The real problem.
[00:16:28] Yeah.
[00:16:29] Just have just have Mike Myers and Kanye deal with it.
[00:16:33] Yeah.
[00:16:34] G. Dubb really got fucked by by Katrina, dude.
[00:16:38] Yeah.
[00:16:39] My man did not know what he was doing on that one.
[00:16:41] You walk.
[00:16:42] That guy brownie is boy brownie.
[00:16:45] People people were getting really, I mean, some not chill stuff was happening in that
[00:16:49] super dome if I'm not if I'm not mistaken.
[00:16:52] Yeah.
[00:16:53] But I mean, New Orleans is already Joe Biden style stuff.
[00:16:55] New Orleans is already pretty wild as it is, you know, a lot of those people were already
[00:16:59] distant franchise to begin with.
[00:17:02] That's one of those brutal quotes of all time.
[00:17:06] Yeah.
[00:17:07] Yeah.
[00:17:08] That's like, that's like, let them eat cake level.
[00:17:11] I know.
[00:17:12] It's already it's already normally it's a dish.
[00:17:15] It's a national, you know, to stain on there already leadership, but it's disgraceful to
[00:17:22] begin with.
[00:17:23] Yeah.
[00:17:24] Perfect condition.
[00:17:25] So who even cares?
[00:17:26] Is that work?
[00:17:27] Oh, you got the sound.
[00:17:28] Yeah.
[00:17:29] Yeah.
[00:17:30] Yeah.
[00:17:31] Well, I can't hear it.
[00:17:32] Well, those people were already in franchise.
[00:17:36] That's in franchise.
[00:17:38] Yeah.
[00:17:39] This end franchise, that's right.
[00:17:43] You think anybody was trying to make the best of it, you know, have like Mardi Gras during
[00:17:48] it?
[00:17:49] Oh, Mardi Gras.
[00:17:50] Mardi Gras is like a big reason why Louisiana is devastated by right now.
[00:17:55] By Corona.
[00:17:56] Oh, yeah.
[00:17:57] True.
[00:17:58] Yeah.
[00:17:59] Yeah.
[00:18:00] Damn.
[00:18:01] Damn.
[00:18:02] That sucks.
[00:18:03] Can you get it from beads?
[00:18:05] You get it from parades.
[00:18:06] Yeah, you get it from.
[00:18:08] You get it from seeing tits.
[00:18:10] Oh, no.
[00:18:11] Dude, I will be pissed if there's ever a disease like that.
[00:18:16] Well, you just can't look at tits.
[00:18:18] If they're like, you're fine.
[00:18:19] You just can never look at a breast again.
[00:18:21] Yeah.
[00:18:22] Kill me now, dude.
[00:18:23] I got the I downloaded the citizen app because it tells you like, you know, it gives you
[00:18:27] like Corona virus updates or whatever.
[00:18:29] You just get the numbers.
[00:18:31] But have you used the citizen app at all?
[00:18:33] I thought I was a chat.
[00:18:34] Have you used the chat?
[00:18:35] Yeah.
[00:18:36] Well, that's what I got into because I thought it was just for the time.
[00:18:38] I mean, it is mostly for girls.
[00:18:40] It's for girls to be like, oh my God.
[00:18:42] Oh my God.
[00:18:43] There's, you know, or whatever, it's for like nosy women or what?
[00:18:46] What citizen?
[00:18:47] It's an app.
[00:18:48] There's crimes that are happening on the ground.
[00:18:50] They tell you like crimes around the area and then people go to like film it from their
[00:18:52] window or whatever.
[00:18:54] Yeah.
[00:18:55] It's a girl app.
[00:18:56] There was like a shooting.
[00:18:57] There was a shooting last night and you click on the chat and then it's just people like,
[00:19:00] yeah, the old Brooklyn coming back.
[00:19:03] I was like, okay, take that.
[00:19:09] You fucking homos.
[00:19:11] Yeah, right.
[00:19:12] Just be it's like not even your shooting.
[00:19:14] You know, you're not the guy.
[00:19:16] I mean, I would hope I hope that you're not the guy that shot the guy and then you're
[00:19:19] getting that would be awesome.
[00:19:20] You're getting on the citizen app being like, oh, I heard that he had a coming.
[00:19:24] Yeah.
[00:19:25] I think I just going based on.
[00:19:27] Yeah, from the sirens, the sound of the sirens would indicate to me that that guy,
[00:19:32] they should probably not even investigate this one.
[00:19:35] God damn dude.
[00:19:40] That's so fucking funny.
[00:19:42] Yeah.
[00:19:43] Oh, Brooklyn.
[00:19:44] Listen, man, everyone needs their silver linings during this pandemic.
[00:19:47] Yeah, you know, let's get gang violence back.
[00:19:50] Let's get gang violence back, baby.
[00:19:52] Was that wait?
[00:19:53] Was that recent that happened during the lockdown?
[00:19:55] Yeah.
[00:19:56] I mean, there's shootings like every night.
[00:19:58] Nice.
[00:19:59] Yeah.
[00:20:00] You think more people are robbing now?
[00:20:01] I don't know if there's more people robbing, but I guess around here, it's like people,
[00:20:05] there's a lot of shootings, but not a lot of people hit by, because I told you a couple
[00:20:09] of weeks ago, somebody threw a gun in my fucking head.
[00:20:12] I forgot about it.
[00:20:15] Yeah.
[00:20:16] That seems so big.
[00:20:17] That seems six months ago.
[00:20:19] Yeah.
[00:20:20] It was like, it was like so long ago.
[00:20:22] It was before the lockdown, but yeah, I mean, it was somewhat recent.
[00:20:25] Yeah.
[00:20:26] I have never come into contact with a gun basically in any way.
[00:20:30] I don't think really.
[00:20:31] Yeah.
[00:20:32] Damn.
[00:20:33] I don't think so.
[00:20:34] Guns are fun.
[00:20:35] I mean, listen, now I'm going full the world's ending.
[00:20:39] I need guns.
[00:20:40] It's too late.
[00:20:41] I mean, I know all of these all these lives are going to have to do 180 on guns and I'm
[00:20:46] already done.
[00:20:47] I've done it, dude.
[00:20:48] I'm 180.
[00:20:49] Yeah.
[00:20:50] It's I need a compound.
[00:20:51] Mm hmm.
[00:20:52] Okay.
[00:20:53] Yeah, let's get the big apology list going.
[00:20:54] Number one, Adam Lanza.
[00:20:56] Number two, we're sorry.
[00:20:58] Dylan.
[00:20:59] We're sorry.
[00:21:00] Sorry.
[00:21:01] Just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:21:03] You're contacting a liberal apology.
[00:21:05] A liberal it's a liberal apology song video from Gal Gadot and Sarah Silverman apologizing
[00:21:12] to Adam Lanza and Dylan Roof and Steven Paddock.
[00:21:15] The Lanza sounds like a guy who's American Idol, American Idol.
[00:21:20] Yeah.
[00:21:21] Adam Lanza was the guy that Sandy Hook.
[00:21:23] He was the Sandy Hook kid.
[00:21:25] Oh, okay.
[00:21:26] I see.
[00:21:27] I mean, he couldn't even like he was like this nonverbal autistic guy that fucking,
[00:21:31] you know, I mean, I think he was just like on deviant aren't all day long, like the worst
[00:21:35] kind of, you know, he had the Tism pretty, pretty bad.
[00:21:38] Yeah.
[00:21:39] I mean, you look at pictures of him and you're like, Jesus Christ.
[00:21:42] Yeah.
[00:21:43] You know, this guy probably had no friends.
[00:21:46] No friends.
[00:21:47] I mean, you got to be fucked up to kill like elementary school.
[00:21:50] Who do I ask you?
[00:21:51] That's, dude.
[00:21:52] He mad that they wouldn't be friends with him?
[00:21:53] Probably that's where it went.
[00:21:54] What wrong for him?
[00:21:55] I imagine how much of a fuck up you have to be to not have friends in kindergarten.
[00:21:58] Dude, kindergarten kids be like, I don't like his vibe.
[00:22:02] Yeah, I know.
[00:22:03] He's where vibe is.
[00:22:04] In kindergarten, you can be like, Oh, you shit yourself too.
[00:22:07] You also shit.
[00:22:08] Yeah.
[00:22:09] Oh, yeah.
[00:22:10] I didn't pay.
[00:22:11] Yeah.
[00:22:12] That's cool that you also, I shit myself at lunch as well.
[00:22:15] Yeah.
[00:22:16] Yeah.
[00:22:17] I'm part of the whole, I wasn't popular per se.
[00:22:19] I was part of the shitting your pants at lunch crew.
[00:22:22] But yeah, we were all friends.
[00:22:23] Yeah, most of the, most of the like more popular kids kind of shit their pants towards the
[00:22:27] end of the day.
[00:22:28] Yeah.
[00:22:29] You know, they almost made it to when their parents came and picked them up.
[00:22:32] But yeah, dude, they're telling each other secrets on what kind of stuff to eat.
[00:22:36] So your poop looks cool.
[00:22:37] So it looks cool when you shit yourself.
[00:22:41] You want a nice flat even surface around your life brown circle.
[00:22:44] Yeah.
[00:22:45] Yeah.
[00:22:46] You know, I knew some of the nerds, you know, the kids that knew the first three letters
[00:22:48] of the alphabet.
[00:22:50] So there's some of those brainiacs.
[00:22:54] But you know, obviously they had a hard time being so much smarter than everyone else.
[00:22:59] Yeah.
[00:23:00] They couldn't, they couldn't adjust socially.
[00:23:01] Yeah.
[00:23:02] But I mean, yeah, that's, that's probably why Lanza did it.
[00:23:05] He's like, I got to go back to where it all went wrong.
[00:23:07] Yeah.
[00:23:08] Where I couldn't even make a friend.
[00:23:09] Well, I didn't even, yeah.
[00:23:10] And like day one, just being.
[00:23:13] He didn't even make it to being an incel because he couldn't even get to friends with
[00:23:17] babies.
[00:23:18] Yeah.
[00:23:19] They have other babies.
[00:23:22] Damn, I don't like that guy.
[00:23:25] How is he dead?
[00:23:26] Did they kill him?
[00:23:27] Yeah.
[00:23:28] Yeah.
[00:23:29] He either killed himself or they got him or whatever.
[00:23:31] The cops got his ass.
[00:23:32] Mm hmm.
[00:23:33] But you know, all the celebs sharing a video.
[00:23:37] Imagine Adam Lanza's back and we can apologize to him.
[00:23:43] I don't know what that sounds.
[00:23:44] I got to be honest.
[00:23:45] Yeah.
[00:23:46] Well, because they were right about we should have guns.
[00:23:47] He was right about guns.
[00:23:48] Well, you know, he would be right about guns and not how you use them.
[00:23:51] I would say that's one kind of way to look at it.
[00:23:54] My mom texted me and she was like, she was like, if you have to get a mic, if you've
[00:23:59] got a microchip to access your bank account, well, you'll do it.
[00:24:02] And I was like, honestly, if it got to that point, I'd probably just, you know, start
[00:24:06] just shooting places up or whatever.
[00:24:09] Wait, like microchip in your body?
[00:24:11] Yeah.
[00:24:12] If you, yeah, if we become cashless or whatever and they got to use that like quantum dot
[00:24:16] die bullshit and track all your vaccines.
[00:24:19] Why fuck do you do that?
[00:24:20] Winter courage.
[00:24:21] How's your mom know about this?
[00:24:22] I mean, it's in the fucking news.
[00:24:24] I mean, it's not like, yeah, no, I mean, it's like, yeah, they're like talking about like
[00:24:28] Bill Gates has been going wild.
[00:24:31] Like since the pandemic, you know, this guy has been talking about how we need to depopulate
[00:24:35] the fucking world is like, we can force people to get vaccines and track their vaccinations
[00:24:40] from birth till death with like nano technology that's imprinted in your brain at birth.
[00:24:46] No, fuck that.
[00:24:47] That man is really, that man is really trying to divert attention from the fact that he
[00:24:50] fucked kids on Epstein's plane.
[00:24:51] Yeah, I mean, they all are crazy right now.
[00:24:54] Anyways, but I'm not doing that shit.
[00:24:57] Yeah, I mean, it's, it's like, and I'm not even like a fucking, you know, right at a
[00:25:03] certain point, it's like, you know, yeah, no, I'm not going to get it.
[00:25:06] I'm not getting a chip in my shit, dude.
[00:25:08] Not no chip unless it makes your dick hard.
[00:25:11] Yeah.
[00:25:12] If it makes your dick bigger and harder and I get to use all the other elements, then
[00:25:16] yes, there's a way to buy me off.
[00:25:18] That's the historic trade off in a liberal democracy, you know, it's like you want your
[00:25:23] dick hard.
[00:25:24] You're going to have to take the chip that gives you access to the bank.
[00:25:28] Bro, that would be a way to get me on board.
[00:25:32] Honestly, the bank and a hard dick.
[00:25:34] That's a win win for me.
[00:25:36] That's a win win.
[00:25:37] I'm loving that stuff.
[00:25:38] What if it was like a regular chip?
[00:25:40] Like a sour cream and fucking shadow.
[00:25:44] You're like, I'm not putting a chip in my body.
[00:25:46] And it's like you look like you put probably about 30,000 chips in your body.
[00:25:51] Dude, if they put, if they put one of those chips, if they snuck it into a bag of those
[00:25:55] ruffles, the sour cream and cheese ones, sour cream and cheese, those are disgusting.
[00:26:00] Sour cream and onion is no, he's right.
[00:26:02] There is like a, there is some other fucked up cheese.
[00:26:04] You were out of your fucking mind if you say that's disgusting.
[00:26:07] I don't know that right.
[00:26:08] That's a incredible chip.
[00:26:10] That's a fucking top tier chip.
[00:26:11] Which one?
[00:26:12] The cheese one, the ruffle cheese one.
[00:26:14] Hold on, let me look it up because if we're thinking about the same thing, it's like,
[00:26:19] it's you know what it is?
[00:26:20] It's a good chip, horrible session snack.
[00:26:24] What do you mean in terms of session snack?
[00:26:27] I would not have a bowl of those at a fucking party.
[00:26:30] It's like I'll have three or four of them.
[00:26:31] I'm like, damn, that's good.
[00:26:32] They're rich.
[00:26:33] They're rich.
[00:26:34] Exactly.
[00:26:35] But that's what I'm looking for luxury in my snack.
[00:26:37] Yeah, but I want to eat an entire bag of chips.
[00:26:41] See that's the thing, dude, you're not built for this because I could eat one of those.
[00:26:44] Well I'm an addict.
[00:26:45] You know, I mean it's like my thing is.
[00:26:46] It would take me powering up all the way.
[00:26:49] Like all my fat boy power levels had to be 1000 but you could eat a whole thing.
[00:26:53] Like even when I was like drinking, you know what I mean?
[00:26:55] I like like oatmeal stouts or whatever, right?
[00:26:58] Yes.
[00:26:59] But like, that's true.
[00:27:01] That's a good, actually that's a great way to put it because I used to fuck with that
[00:27:04] peanut butter style.
[00:27:05] Yeah.
[00:27:06] You ever have that?
[00:27:07] Oh, all kinds of flavored stouts.
[00:27:09] What's up, a fuck up Adam over there with your fucking little sneer.
[00:27:11] Yeah.
[00:27:12] All you guys are like beer nerds?
[00:27:14] I didn't know this.
[00:27:15] They were fucking delicious.
[00:27:16] Stouts are awesome.
[00:27:17] Nobody's a beer nerd.
[00:27:18] It's a fucking type of beer.
[00:27:20] We're not talking about like, you know, specific microbrews.
[00:27:24] I mean, it's like, well, the thing that happened the way I got into them was A, it's kind of
[00:27:28] like a dessert and a beer at once, which I really fuck with.
[00:27:32] It was fucking awesome.
[00:27:33] But you can't drink 13 of them at once.
[00:27:35] Right.
[00:27:36] The reason I started was because in probably- Whereas Guinness, you can drink 13 guinaces.
[00:27:43] You could.
[00:27:44] Yeah.
[00:27:45] And that's one of the few stouts that, you know, I would do that with.
[00:27:48] You could, but it's not ideal compared to a just like a light beer.
[00:27:52] Oh, yeah.
[00:27:53] I mean, if you want to just get trashed all day long, just drink longer.
[00:27:56] Yeah.
[00:27:57] Yeah.
[00:27:58] I picked up the, I picked up the stouts when, right, I think it was that after you guys
[00:28:02] had both moved, I had one awesome year in Baltimore before I came to New York.
[00:28:06] Where my life was fine.
[00:28:07] You know, like it's a huge year.
[00:28:08] We lived in Charles Village.
[00:28:09] You had a great night's time.
[00:28:10] Yes.
[00:28:11] In that, in that house, you remember that?
[00:28:12] Yeah.
[00:28:13] I mean, I only had one day there.
[00:28:14] I forget what I was even, what I came down for.
[00:28:17] I don't know either, but we watched a lot of- Yeah.
[00:28:18] All those Sam Hyde videos.
[00:28:19] Those Sam Hyde videos.
[00:28:20] We got Indian buffet.
[00:28:22] That was a great day.
[00:28:23] We got Indian buffet.
[00:28:24] That's a great day.
[00:28:25] Yeah.
[00:28:26] That day, that day and the, the, the Amish market day.
[00:28:29] Me, you and George.
[00:28:30] Top, some of the best, some of the best days of the last decade.
[00:28:33] George is moving to New York.
[00:28:35] You might could run that back.
[00:28:36] Yeah.
[00:28:37] Unfortunately, there's nothing to fucking do.
[00:28:39] I mean- Yeah, after this is all- Well, we should get, we should get it together and maybe
[00:28:43] go, you know, and take a trip out to Long Island or something and figure out something
[00:28:46] stupid to do there.
[00:28:48] I agree with that, I'm sure.
[00:28:50] But I, in that year, that was the best year of my life to that point.
[00:28:53] Because I finally, my life was going good and I was finally getting pussy.
[00:28:56] And I dated like two alcoholics back to back.
[00:28:58] Yeah.
[00:28:59] And I could not keep up with them.
[00:29:00] And they made me feel bad about myself because they were just like, good, good, good, good.
[00:29:03] Right.
[00:29:04] And I was like, 10 pounds and fucking- Yeah.
[00:29:07] They were small.
[00:29:08] Yeah, yeah.
[00:29:09] Hollow ankles.
[00:29:10] No, those women, a woman that weighs just bones and liver.
[00:29:14] That's all they- Well, she had- Oh yeah.
[00:29:16] One was tiny but had big tears and the other was like tall and skinny.
[00:29:20] But they- They drank way too much.
[00:29:22] I lived with a woman that was like an alcoholic but like, you know, the kind they like portray
[00:29:26] in movies where you never see.
[00:29:28] You know, because they're like, well, a real alcoholic, they're always hiding it.
[00:29:32] And it's like, well, no, a real alcoholic doesn't have a family to hide anything from.
[00:29:36] Yeah.
[00:29:37] Yeah.
[00:29:38] Yeah, yeah.
[00:29:39] They're just drinking in their apartment all day long.
[00:29:41] Yes, yeah.
[00:29:42] But yeah, she would hide.
[00:29:43] I mean, like I never saw her drink.
[00:29:45] I would just like, you know, go to throw out the trash and there'd be like every single
[00:29:50] day an empty plastic handle of, you know, like pop offers.
[00:29:54] Yeah.
[00:29:55] Yeah.
[00:29:56] They love vodka.
[00:29:57] Yeah.
[00:29:58] I mean, she was probably like 65 pounds.
[00:30:01] I came home one time and she had just passed out in the living room.
[00:30:06] I mean, the front door faces the living room and she passed out and she's wearing like
[00:30:09] boxers as pants and her put like her 47 year old pussy is just out.
[00:30:14] And it's like 3 30 in the afternoon.
[00:30:18] I like her vibe.
[00:30:19] Yeah.
[00:30:20] Respect.
[00:30:21] Yeah, she's a cool vibe.
[00:30:22] And then she has to know that shit like that was happening.
[00:30:24] And then I'd see her and she'd be like, Hey, what's up, man?
[00:30:26] How you doing?
[00:30:27] You know, like just like- Totally.
[00:30:30] No, no, like, like.
[00:30:32] Yeah.
[00:30:33] Yeah.
[00:30:34] Yeah.
[00:30:35] Things are good.
[00:30:36] Cool.
[00:30:37] Great.
[00:30:38] Yeah.
[00:30:39] It's a part of life.
[00:30:40] Yeah.
[00:30:41] Yeah, dude.
[00:30:42] You know, these like weird aging like so-cal guys that would come over that you like kept
[00:30:45] on rotation.
[00:30:46] Like boyfriends?
[00:30:47] Yeah.
[00:30:48] Like guys that are in their like 50s, but named like Chaz.
[00:30:50] Yeah.
[00:30:51] So cool.
[00:30:52] Yeah.
[00:30:53] 50 year old guys that listen to sublime.
[00:30:55] Guys named Trevor.
[00:30:56] Yeah.
[00:30:57] There was a guy who just, there was one guy.
[00:30:58] I forget his name, but he's always talking about like, man, yeah, every couple weeks,
[00:31:02] me and my friends go up to Cisco, which is frisco.
[00:31:07] Frisco is not San Francisco, right?
[00:31:10] I think it is.
[00:31:11] They don't, but they don't call it that.
[00:31:12] He means frisco.
[00:31:13] People from San Francisco don't call it that, but fucking got losers due.
[00:31:17] My assumption is that people from Southern California call it frisco.
[00:31:21] Yeah.
[00:31:22] Yeah.
[00:31:23] What about del frisco?
[00:31:24] You guys have been there in the stake place?
[00:31:26] No.
[00:31:27] It's pretty good.
[00:31:28] Is it good?
[00:31:29] I've eaten it del frisco's once in Tampa, once in Dallas.
[00:31:35] And I think that's it, but it's very good.
[00:31:39] Yeah.
[00:31:40] One time I went with Bobby and that man, anytime you go out to a steakhouse with Bobby, that's
[00:31:44] beautiful dude.
[00:31:45] Yeah.
[00:31:46] Well, those days are all goes in.
[00:31:47] I know, dude.
[00:31:49] I'm sad.
[00:31:50] Yeah.
[00:31:51] It's not going to be.
[00:31:52] We're not going to be, there's not, there is going to be nothing after this.
[00:31:54] It's going to be awesome.
[00:31:55] You think it's going to just be, I have no idea.
[00:31:59] You know, I think it's going to be, we'll find out in two weeks.
[00:32:02] You know what day the saying goes, like, expect the worst plan for the best.
[00:32:08] That's what you got to do.
[00:32:09] That's so true.
[00:32:10] You just got to, yeah, I bought, I bought two maternal today.
[00:32:14] There you go.
[00:32:15] You know, I bought the witcher.
[00:32:17] I'm making, I'm making a point of getting into disputes with people close to me.
[00:32:21] Yeah.
[00:32:22] Just really burning every bridge right now.
[00:32:24] That's big.
[00:32:25] Burn it now.
[00:32:26] So when the world comes back, you can stay in isolation.
[00:32:29] Mm hmm.
[00:32:30] Smart.
[00:32:31] This can be your life no matter what.
[00:32:33] Right.
[00:32:34] Just, you know, publicly making videos, calling out every comedian that I don't like, you
[00:32:38] know, just being like, you deserve this.
[00:32:41] It's fucking, just things go back to normal in three days.
[00:32:44] It's three days.
[00:32:45] You burn every minute.
[00:32:46] I'm like, this happens because they hired too many Indian women, the right on Comedy
[00:32:49] Central shows.
[00:32:50] They're just staffing things up again.
[00:32:58] I'm like, oh, damn.
[00:33:01] Well, well, here's my packet.
[00:33:04] Yeah.
[00:33:05] Yeah.
[00:33:06] Please write for black girl comedy show.
[00:33:08] Can I please write for the for a ladies tonight or whatever?
[00:33:13] The ladies, the ladies, the ladies of comedy.
[00:33:18] Mm hmm.
[00:33:21] Do you see that fucking Elijah Schlesinger sketch that was female jackass?
[00:33:23] Yeah, it was offensive.
[00:33:24] I was, I'm not typically offended by a comedy.
[00:33:28] I was offended.
[00:33:29] I was offended.
[00:33:30] How dare she?
[00:33:31] What was female jackass?
[00:33:32] She did female jackass and it was like, they ring her ex boyfriend's doorbell and say,
[00:33:37] I'm still single.
[00:33:40] And then they have a canvas that are.
[00:33:42] You should get out of here.
[00:33:43] I have a girlfriend.
[00:33:45] It was really funny.
[00:33:47] It was really good.
[00:33:48] It was really good.
[00:33:49] It was really good.
[00:33:50] I mean, female jackass is just the girls getting hurt Instagram page.
[00:33:55] Yeah.
[00:33:56] And it's very good.
[00:33:58] I mean, I, you know, cause it's like, you could say all women would never do jackass
[00:34:03] or whatever, but pretty much every woman in their freshman year of like state college
[00:34:07] did jackass.
[00:34:08] Yeah, it's girls like eating like bloody tampons on you.
[00:34:12] Hey, I'm Mackenzie and this is fuck 200 guys in a semester.
[00:34:17] Wow, wow, wow.
[00:34:18] Just like a cluster of her pussy.
[00:34:20] And you're just like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
[00:34:23] Yeah.
[00:34:24] Yeah.
[00:34:25] Just putting a hair dryer under pussy and turning it on.
[00:34:35] Hey, I'm Taylor and this is curling iron in my pussy.
[00:34:45] Yeah, dude.
[00:34:48] Hey, I'm Taylor and this is try to dance on the top of my boyfriend's pickup truck while
[00:34:54] he's modding while he's doing donuts.
[00:35:00] I know.
[00:35:01] Yeah.
[00:35:02] Yeah.
[00:35:03] I agree with you, Nick.
[00:35:04] That's true.
[00:35:05] Elijah's legend, you're that she did not give women enough credit.
[00:35:07] Frankly, they can be dumb bitches and hurt themselves too.
[00:35:10] Yeah.
[00:35:11] You know, and get fucked big time.
[00:35:14] Big time.
[00:35:15] Yeah.
[00:35:16] Female jackasses just efucked.com.
[00:35:17] Yeah.
[00:35:18] Dude, hell yeah.
[00:35:19] You know what?
[00:35:20] Well, what would be cool is, is female fantasy factory, female Rob Deardex fantasy factory.
[00:35:42] Female Robin Big, dude.
[00:35:43] Yeah.
[00:35:44] You got a big bitch and a little girl.
[00:35:47] Really big black woman and a little annoying blonde woman.
[00:35:51] That would be good.
[00:35:54] Yeah, I'd watch that.
[00:35:55] RIP big die, dude.
[00:35:56] A while ago.
[00:35:58] Big black.
[00:35:59] Big black has died, has perished.
[00:36:01] RIP a couple years ago.
[00:36:03] Also what happened?
[00:36:04] Did he get Corona?
[00:36:06] No.
[00:36:07] Nice, dude.
[00:36:08] Yeah.
[00:36:09] You know who did though is fucking.
[00:36:12] That guy from Tiger King.
[00:36:14] Yeah.
[00:36:15] I was told by somebody that Ian got Corona and I guess that was wrong.
[00:36:18] I didn't even check with him.
[00:36:21] You announced it on the show though.
[00:36:23] Yeah.
[00:36:24] You know, somebody DM me and they said Ian got Corona virus.
[00:36:26] Well, let's just keep that rumor going.
[00:36:28] Yeah, we're not.
[00:36:30] Absolutely.
[00:36:31] Yeah.
[00:36:32] It was funny.
[00:36:33] It was like, I texted him the other day.
[00:36:35] I was just checking in.
[00:36:36] I was like, how you doing, man?
[00:36:37] And he's like, I just got off my bike.
[00:36:39] There's people out.
[00:36:40] They're all just out doing stuff, man.
[00:36:42] It's crazy.
[00:36:43] And it's like, oh, like you.
[00:36:44] You were literally one of those.
[00:36:46] You're one of the people.
[00:36:47] You saw them.
[00:36:48] You dumb fuck.
[00:36:49] Yeah.
[00:36:50] Riding your bike to where?
[00:36:51] You know, around.
[00:36:53] Yeah.
[00:36:54] Riding until I forget I'm gay for a while.
[00:36:57] Yeah.
[00:36:58] And then I'm too tired to remember I'm gay.
[00:37:00] Yeah.
[00:37:01] Yeah.
[00:37:02] Yeah, I had to go out and have gay sex.
[00:37:06] Just using.
[00:37:07] I was wearing a man.
[00:37:08] Just using gay sex as a cover to go out during the quarantine.
[00:37:11] He's not even having gay sex.
[00:37:12] He's just lying about it.
[00:37:15] Yeah.
[00:37:16] No, I had to go have gay sex, I think.
[00:37:20] I had to go have gay sex.
[00:37:23] Yeah, man.
[00:37:26] Yeah.
[00:37:27] I know, dude.
[00:37:29] I've gotten straight paranoid, dude.
[00:37:30] I'm not trying to go anywhere.
[00:37:32] Yeah.
[00:37:33] You sound shook.
[00:37:34] Yeah, because you're...
[00:37:35] You just have...
[00:37:36] But you already have a ventilator at home.
[00:37:38] You already needed it.
[00:37:39] Yeah.
[00:37:40] I'm going to see you for sleep.
[00:37:41] An elephantilator.
[00:37:42] That's the work the same way I've done some research.
[00:37:46] Stop has to put his trunk on at night so he can go to Babar's dream island.
[00:37:51] I would love to go to Babar's dream island.
[00:37:55] Just stop fixing his trunk to his face and then the baby elephant walk from the jungle
[00:38:01] book plays.
[00:38:02] That sounds nice.
[00:38:03] His twilight parade.
[00:38:07] Elephants rock, dude.
[00:38:10] I had pink elephants on parade sequence from Dumbo's type.
[00:38:13] Dude, that thing trippy.
[00:38:14] When I was a kid, I vivid memories being terrified by it.
[00:38:18] Yeah.
[00:38:19] No, for sure.
[00:38:20] But I liked it.
[00:38:21] Do you know Dumbo's only like 47 minutes long or some shit?
[00:38:26] It's like a short ass movie.
[00:38:27] Maybe not 47, but it's shorter than you think.
[00:38:30] Take an hour.
[00:38:31] Fucking quit it with your cinephile shit, bro.
[00:38:34] I'm a fuck dude.
[00:38:35] I'm just gonna quit it.
[00:38:36] Quit it with your movie junkie.
[00:38:39] You know what I did see recently?
[00:38:40] I've seen the first three lethal weapons and they rock.
[00:38:43] Yeah, so good.
[00:38:44] I like number two because we got South African bad guys.
[00:38:49] That was the worst one for sure.
[00:38:51] Diplomatic immunity.
[00:38:53] I'd have to rewash them.
[00:38:55] They're good.
[00:38:56] I mean, Die Hard's like, Die Hard, the original is a good movie.
[00:39:01] And then I barely, I barely.
[00:39:02] I said lethal weapon.
[00:39:05] Oh, my bad.
[00:39:06] Sorry.
[00:39:07] Yeah.
[00:39:08] And this is, it's not, I don't know if it's even really a hot take, but like die.
[00:39:11] There was this like obsession with Die Hard like 15 years ago that kind of ruined it for
[00:39:15] me.
[00:39:16] Not 15.
[00:39:17] It was, it was when the no one came out.
[00:39:20] No, I remember being when I was like a fucking teenager.
[00:39:23] That was a thing that like, I never got the oldest generation of millennials were all
[00:39:27] obsessed.
[00:39:28] It's when that whole Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
[00:39:31] When that when that started, but like they're like, oh, Die Hard's.
[00:39:35] It's good for sure.
[00:39:37] But it's definitely not, it's definitely is a Christmas movie.
[00:39:40] It's fucking dies.
[00:39:41] And that get talked about Die Hard.
[00:39:42] Die Hard one and two are nowhere near as good as Terminator one and two.
[00:39:47] No, not even close.
[00:39:48] Yeah.
[00:39:49] The first two Terminator movies are fucking awesome.
[00:39:51] If you have to like pick something from that genre and era or whatever, although it's not
[00:39:56] the same exact genre.
[00:39:57] Terminator's science fiction.
[00:39:59] It's science fiction.
[00:40:00] Yeah.
[00:40:01] I mean, I just mean like big blockbuster action movies from the early 90s.
[00:40:04] I would say Die Hard is closer to the same genre than I'm sorry, lethal weapon is close.
[00:40:10] I think I'm going to watch the first two Terminator movies.
[00:40:13] I haven't seen them in a while.
[00:40:14] Yeah, they rock.
[00:40:16] Number two is T two is awesome.
[00:40:19] So yeah, T two fucking rocks.
[00:40:22] That's what ever boy wants is a masculine robot father from Germany.
[00:40:26] Dude, absolutely.
[00:40:27] From future Germany.
[00:40:28] If I had seen that as a child, I would have been incredible.
[00:40:32] I didn't show that.
[00:40:35] That's another big like formative like leather daddy is actual actual masculinity.
[00:40:38] Yeah, he just shows up nude for some reason.
[00:40:42] Yeah.
[00:40:43] It doesn't make it.
[00:40:43] It doesn't make any sense.
[00:40:45] Yeah.
[00:40:46] Human sent him back in the past.
[00:40:48] Everybody has to be naked.
[00:40:49] They're like they would know that it would be weird.
[00:40:51] To blend in.
[00:40:52] Yeah, they're like let's just he's going there to protect people and save humanity.
[00:40:55] We'll send him back to murder somebody and steal their clothes.
[00:40:59] Step number one is murder.
[00:41:00] And one, yeah, we just want to make sure he murders somebody and steals their clothes.
[00:41:04] Yeah, we want his big robot cock oozing with primordial gel for some reason.
[00:41:11] And we want him to kill a biker first.
[00:41:13] Yeah.
[00:41:14] Oh, wait, is that the first one?
[00:41:15] It could be the first one.
[00:41:16] Who knows who gives us this shit?
[00:41:18] I got I skated by it.
[00:41:20] The first like fucking eight years of comedy writing bits about movies that were just factually
[00:41:25] untrue.
[00:41:26] I was just me misunderstanding something or misremembering something and nobody would
[00:41:31] fact check me on it.
[00:41:32] I had a bit I did for years about a homeward bound that was like, you know, well, it's
[00:41:37] like these people just like fucking move and forget their pets.
[00:41:42] It's like why didn't yeah, but if they're just on vacation, they didn't move.
[00:41:48] Oh, really?
[00:41:50] I thought they did move but like they got lost or something.
[00:41:53] And now no, they go on vacation and the pets think that their families left them so they
[00:41:57] go across country to find the family.
[00:41:59] Oh, really?
[00:42:00] Yeah.
[00:42:01] That's fucking stupid.
[00:42:02] It is stupid.
[00:42:03] Yeah, those dogs are idiots.
[00:42:04] Although I hope my dogs do in that right.
[00:42:06] Although I did that with angels in the outfield because somebody called me on the homeward
[00:42:09] bound thing and I was like, fuck, does that mean this angels in the outfield thing is
[00:42:12] wrong?
[00:42:13] And no, that movie is as stupid as I remember it being.
[00:42:16] No, yeah, his dad says it'll come back in the angels when the pen was.
[00:42:19] Yeah, it says that it's a father that puts his son up for adoption when the son is 13
[00:42:24] years old so that so that he can go literally just so he can ride his motor.
[00:42:30] Motorcycle.
[00:42:31] That's the only reason he does it.
[00:42:32] He's like, I want to just go ride my bike up in Canada.
[00:42:35] That rock.
[00:42:36] Yeah, I'm going to be that kind of dad.
[00:42:38] Right.
[00:42:39] I mean, it's like it's people don't know this, but angels in the outfield is actually a
[00:42:42] prequel to Honey Boy.
[00:42:46] I saw that.
[00:42:47] That was pretty good.
[00:42:48] I thought it was pretty good.
[00:42:51] Shaya is a fucking imagine riding a movie like that about your dad and then played.
[00:42:55] I mean, that's like as a project itself, it's very impressive.
[00:42:58] That's your dream.
[00:42:59] Adam now wants to be shy.
[00:43:00] I want you to play.
[00:43:02] Adam, you do a better version than I do.
[00:43:05] Oh, you want me to meet a better?
[00:43:06] You want me to play your father?
[00:43:08] I'm going to cast you in my.
[00:43:12] You've honestly, it was Nick's birthday.
[00:43:14] We went to the batting cages and I just heard him behind me saying like, come on, come on,
[00:43:19] you're not paying any attention.
[00:43:21] Keep your eye on the wall.
[00:43:22] And I was like, it's literally it happened.
[00:43:25] That's it happened.
[00:43:27] Can I, who do I get to play?
[00:43:28] You have a fat uncle?
[00:43:29] No, we don't have happy.
[00:43:31] Oh, no, on.
[00:43:32] You can play Wilson from home improvement.
[00:43:36] That'd be cool.
[00:43:37] Yeah, but you're too short to see over the fence.
[00:43:40] So it's just like you just hear your voice.
[00:43:43] It's the top of your head.
[00:43:44] We don't see any of we see none of you.
[00:43:46] You see not a new.
[00:43:47] We're a top hat.
[00:43:48] Yeah.
[00:43:49] You could just see the top.
[00:43:50] Yeah.
[00:43:51] Top of the top.
[00:43:52] That makes it that that's good.
[00:43:55] Yeah.
[00:43:56] Yeah.
[00:43:57] So what do you guys been doing it past the time?
[00:44:00] Like what are you guys have new hobbies or something?
[00:44:03] Home workouts.
[00:44:04] I'm going to become gaunt.
[00:44:05] Oh, yeah, Nick can do your handstand pushup on boxes.
[00:44:10] Well, yeah, I got a couple of crates now, so I'm doing them to all the way to parallel.
[00:44:14] That's crazy.
[00:44:15] Yeah.
[00:44:16] Respect.
[00:44:17] You're like the count of Monte Cristo.
[00:44:18] The count of Monte Cristo.
[00:44:19] Dude, that's what I call you.
[00:44:20] Yeah, you're like in jail getting like really good at sword fighting and getting the man
[00:44:23] in the match.
[00:44:24] Yeah, I've watched I've watched hero four times.
[00:44:26] Oh, that's that's the man of the Iron Man.
[00:44:28] Man of the Iron Man.
[00:44:29] They came out at the same time.
[00:44:30] Yeah.
[00:44:31] Okay.
[00:44:32] It is man of the Iron Man.
[00:44:33] Yeah.
[00:44:34] Fucking idiot.
[00:44:35] I have been doing beginners yoga a lot.
[00:44:39] I remember I remember when both man in the Iron Mask and count of Monte Cristo came out.
[00:44:44] Leo was in a mask.
[00:44:46] He was in mask.
[00:44:47] Yeah.
[00:44:48] Yeah.
[00:44:49] And I remember that being the year I discovered that I like fall.
[00:44:54] I don't know why.
[00:44:55] I was like man, fall is the right time for Ben.
[00:44:58] Yeah.
[00:44:59] I guess I'm on a tumble.
[00:45:01] Yeah.
[00:45:02] I guess.
[00:45:03] What about the cask of a Montellado?
[00:45:04] Is that the same?
[00:45:05] Is that involved as well?
[00:45:06] Yeah.
[00:45:07] But, you know, Montellado is the same thing.
[00:45:11] There's a lot of revenge as the count of Monte Cristo.
[00:45:14] They're both incredible revenge movies.
[00:45:16] I don't I think I only saw men in the Iron Mask, but I guess I thought it was a count
[00:45:20] of Monte Cristo.
[00:45:21] Maybe maybe I'm actually wrong.
[00:45:22] Yeah.
[00:45:23] Count of Monte Cristo I guess came out in January.
[00:45:25] Let me see when you're when man the Iron Mask came out.
[00:45:29] Do you check it out, Saav?
[00:45:31] What's up?
[00:45:32] I grew a chick.
[00:45:33] I drew a chick to check off to.
[00:45:35] Look at these bigger tits, bro.
[00:45:37] That looks like a guy wearing a bikini.
[00:45:39] Come on.
[00:45:40] Stop it.
[00:45:41] I drive work into it.
[00:45:42] Oh, hold on.
[00:45:43] Man in the Iron Mask came out in 98.
[00:45:45] So what came out at the same time as count of Monte Cristo?
[00:45:50] Another sort of fighting.
[00:45:51] Maybe you're thinking of the wishbone episode of it.
[00:45:54] No, it was like it was it was some it was some it was some it was whatever year.
[00:46:01] There's something came out at the same time as man in the Iron Mask or something came out
[00:46:05] at the same time as count of Monte Cristo.
[00:46:06] Or I was like fall rocks.
[00:46:08] Maybe it was sleepy hollow, but I think that came out in 99.
[00:46:13] I do conflate those two stories for sure though.
[00:46:16] Yeah.
[00:46:17] Man, Iron Mask with Monte Cristo.
[00:46:19] Well, the man in the Iron Mask is the guy's brother or some shit, right?
[00:46:23] And someone getting getting incarcerated because of some conspiracy against them.
[00:46:32] It was his he had a twin brother and his brother like had him locked up and put in a mask.
[00:46:38] So no one could see him, I think.
[00:46:40] Yeah.
[00:46:41] Count of Monte Cristo is some guy fuck some guy and kills his wife or something.
[00:46:44] Yeah.
[00:46:45] And then the count, he think he's dead, but he survives.
[00:46:47] And then he makes like a whole fucking new fucking persona.
[00:46:51] And then he comes back and he fucks the guy up big time, I believe.
[00:46:55] That's a good ass movie.
[00:46:56] Yeah.
[00:46:57] But yeah, sure.
[00:46:58] No problem, man.
[00:46:59] You just fucking leave and don't say anything.
[00:47:00] You fucking piece of shit.
[00:47:01] You just get, I got up and left.
[00:47:03] Sorry.
[00:47:04] I'm now I'm deep in research trying to figure out what fucking movie it was that came out.
[00:47:08] That was really cool.
[00:47:09] You just left at him while I was getting a water bottle.
[00:47:12] I couldn't have waited till I finished my fucking thought about the count.
[00:47:15] It was right next door.
[00:47:17] No, you left for a sizable amount of time.
[00:47:20] Yeah.
[00:47:21] That was literally probably 10 seconds.
[00:47:22] You see Nick's fucking glassed over fucking research autism eyes.
[00:47:26] Okay.
[00:47:27] I know we lost him.
[00:47:28] I apologize.
[00:47:29] And I'm just over here talking like a fucking asshole by myself.
[00:47:30] And I apologize.
[00:47:31] You should mean something.
[00:47:33] Maybe it was K-Packs.
[00:47:35] Yeah, it was K-Packs.
[00:47:36] I mean, that came out in 2001.
[00:47:38] I don't know what K-Packs is.
[00:47:41] But here's the thing.
[00:47:42] I could go to 2002, but then we'd be getting too far into the next year and it wouldn't
[00:47:46] make sense why I like to fall.
[00:47:49] But also 2002, you know what?
[00:47:51] It's gotta be.
[00:47:52] Hold on, it might have came out.
[00:47:53] It's gotta be 1998.
[00:47:54] It's gotta be man in the iron mask because in 2002, I was already like fucking.
[00:48:00] Like 17 years old.
[00:48:01] I can't do the math, but I was older than the age you should be when you discover you
[00:48:06] like fall.
[00:48:07] No, you're not 17 in 2002.
[00:48:09] You're fucking 13 or 14.
[00:48:11] Something like that.
[00:48:12] I don't know.
[00:48:13] But I mean, it's too old to be like, oh, there's seasons.
[00:48:15] Oh, cool.
[00:48:16] Yeah, I get that.
[00:48:17] Yeah.
[00:48:18] You understand that a movie is not necessarily set in the season that it comes out in, right?
[00:48:22] I know it's not, but it wasn't the movie itself.
[00:48:25] It's just like the time in my life when these things that when I'm watching these things
[00:48:29] and they're happening.
[00:48:30] Yeah.
[00:48:31] You know what I'm also not accounting for is that like I saw them as like rentals from
[00:48:35] Blockbuster.
[00:48:36] That's probably what I had.
[00:48:37] You need to add six months to it.
[00:48:39] So but it definitely was 1998.
[00:48:41] So let's see what else came out in 1998.
[00:48:44] Titanic.
[00:48:45] Yeah.
[00:48:46] I mean, no, Titanic was 97.
[00:48:48] Wasn't it?
[00:48:49] I don't know.
[00:48:50] It was, I thought 98.
[00:48:51] I thought it was earlier than that, but I could be wrong.
[00:48:54] I thought it was earlier than that, but I could be wrong.
[00:48:57] 98 and 99 were great years and 99 in particular.
[00:49:01] I mean, we've talked about that before.
[00:49:03] Yeah, we had the Ambleau, Daboudi, Daboudi, didn't that song come out in 99?
[00:49:08] Yeah, but we're talking about films, not songs.
[00:49:12] The Ambleau thing is that's a song, which is an audio version of like a film.
[00:49:18] Yeah.
[00:49:19] You know who else is pretty cool, the Venga Boys.
[00:49:23] Yeah.
[00:49:24] Yeah, blade came out that year.
[00:49:28] Blade.
[00:49:29] I watched that recently.
[00:49:30] That's a fucking bang.
[00:49:31] So sick.
[00:49:32] You know what?
[00:49:33] Maybe it was Shakespeare in love.
[00:49:36] I watched that with the phone.
[00:49:41] What's in the fall, I believe?
[00:49:43] What's that?
[00:49:44] I watched that with my mother.
[00:49:45] Was that a library rental?
[00:49:48] I believe it was.
[00:49:49] It was not a film.
[00:49:51] Yeah, I didn't see it in theaters.
[00:49:53] Yeah.
[00:49:54] Yeah, pretty good.
[00:49:55] Ronin came out that year.
[00:49:56] Rush Hour.
[00:49:57] Great.
[00:49:58] I want to watch Ronin.
[00:49:59] Ronin fucking rules.
[00:50:00] I've re-watched Ronin like once every six months.
[00:50:02] It should be streaming somewhere.
[00:50:04] You know who wrote Ronin?
[00:50:06] Who's that?
[00:50:07] Daniel Rohnon.
[00:50:08] Yep, Mamet.
[00:50:09] Nice.
[00:50:10] Mm-hmm.
[00:50:11] Interesting.
[00:50:12] That's the one with De Niro, right?
[00:50:15] Yeah.
[00:50:16] Niro, Sean Bean.
[00:50:17] Yeah, that French guy.
[00:50:19] Yeah.
[00:50:20] Jean Renau.
[00:50:21] Jean Renau, yeah.
[00:50:22] Jean, Jean P. M. Pussyfall.
[00:50:24] Pussyfall.
[00:50:25] Maybe there is a chance we can look at child pornography when we get it.
[00:50:31] Maybe we can look at child pornography when we get to it.
[00:50:35] They're like, um, I don't know if, I don't know if we'll be molesting children on the
[00:50:39] highest.
[00:50:40] Repart, perhaps, perhaps, but that they have.
[00:50:42] What if, unlike the actor?
[00:50:44] I know.
[00:50:45] This fucking, yeah.
[00:50:46] Yeah, he wasn't even good at fighting.
[00:50:48] He just shot guns.
[00:50:50] He doesn't do it.
[00:50:51] He's hideous.
[00:50:52] He looks cool.
[00:50:53] He looks kind of cool.
[00:50:55] He sounds like a mongoloid.
[00:50:56] Yeah, but he looks cool.
[00:50:58] That's the thing, dude.
[00:50:59] You just got to look cool.
[00:51:00] You don't have to be hot.
[00:51:01] I don't know, man.
[00:51:02] Like the, the, the Franco world, like they imported a lot of like just bullshit to the
[00:51:10] United States for like a 20 year period.
[00:51:13] That part, dude.
[00:51:14] What's that?
[00:51:15] Gerard, that part, dude.
[00:51:16] That was a big dick cock nose.
[00:51:19] He's never really made it here, though.
[00:51:22] John Runo, but Christopher Lambert is a great example.
[00:51:25] He's not French.
[00:51:27] He's Belgian.
[00:51:28] That's why it's Franco Belgian.
[00:51:30] Jim, you're on du part du.
[00:51:35] He never really made it here, though.
[00:51:36] He was more famous.
[00:51:37] He was in movies here.
[00:51:38] Yeah.
[00:51:39] Not really, dude.
[00:51:40] I think he was.
[00:51:41] What?
[00:51:42] Name a movie, then.
[00:51:43] He was in one where I think he fell in love with Whoopi Goldberg.
[00:51:45] Are you funny?
[00:51:47] No.
[00:51:48] Isn't he racist?
[00:51:49] Ghost is the name.
[00:51:50] Yeah, he was in ghost.
[00:51:51] It's called ghost.
[00:51:52] Mm hmm.
[00:51:53] What, isn't he like a fuck, though?
[00:51:54] Isn't he like a weird, like, shit himself?
[00:51:56] I would love it if the first draft, all the time.
[00:51:58] The first draft of ghost was like, you know, the guy who ever wrote the first draft of
[00:52:02] ghost is pitching it to the studio and it's like, so there's a guy on Wall Street who
[00:52:06] dies, right?
[00:52:08] And he's been killed by his insider trading partners, you know, his firm in Wall Street,
[00:52:14] but he's from the south and he moved up to be a finance guy, right?
[00:52:18] So he discovers that he's still stuck around in limbo and he has to communicate with his
[00:52:25] fiancé, now ex-fiance, whatever, to let her know about this plot to kill him.
[00:52:30] But the only person he could communicate with is through a black woman.
[00:52:34] And he's deeply racist.
[00:52:38] So he has to overcome his racism to communicate with this black woman.
[00:52:43] And in doing so, it allows him to go to heaven, whereas he was supposed to go to hell.
[00:52:48] For racism.
[00:52:49] And then somehow that detail just got lost.
[00:52:52] Yeah.
[00:52:53] Like they just, they cut that part out and then they made the story about love or whatever,
[00:52:57] which makes it a much shittier movie.
[00:52:59] Yeah, totally, totally.
[00:53:01] You're saying what if or you're saying that is to you?
[00:53:03] I'm saying this is how I choose to interpret the movie ghost when I watch it.
[00:53:08] You look through it to find the story in your heart, you know, and your heart, and your
[00:53:15] heart is just one of overcoming racism.
[00:53:16] It's just one of just only to go to heaven.
[00:53:19] Or just being racist.
[00:53:20] It's just to be repented like show, you know.
[00:53:23] I see.
[00:53:24] Oh, the story to you is a racist man dies and then gets a little shot to fuck his wife
[00:53:29] through a black lady and then he gets to go to heaven.
[00:53:32] Yes.
[00:53:33] Nice.
[00:53:34] Nice.
[00:53:35] And so would be Goldberg eat his wife's pussy?
[00:53:36] How does that do they really fuck or do they just dance?
[00:53:39] They don't fuck even come remotely close to fucking.
[00:53:43] I think it's, I think there's like a tension though.
[00:53:46] Uh, because Patrick's raising gets into whoopi and who her body.
[00:53:50] Yeah.
[00:53:51] One point.
[00:53:52] And why wouldn't he fuck her because he's already fucking whoopi.
[00:53:56] That's how he has to have sex with him.
[00:53:58] He goes into her pussy.
[00:53:59] He goes into the ghost goes into a woman's pussy.
[00:54:02] Yeah.
[00:54:03] Interesting.
[00:54:04] I'm just saying why wouldn't why wouldn't he just get to eat her pussy as whoopi Goldberg
[00:54:09] in ghost?
[00:54:10] I don't think whoopi Goldberg would have been on board with that.
[00:54:14] Why not?
[00:54:15] Listen, if think about it, put yourself in their shoes.
[00:54:18] Some, some lady, a ghost lady comes to you and you're the only human conduit and she's
[00:54:24] like, I really want to suck my husband's cock.
[00:54:26] I'm not saying I'm going to be fucking thrilled, but it would be fucked up to not suck the
[00:54:30] husband's cock.
[00:54:33] You would think to yourself, well, if I were in her position, I would want the same to
[00:54:37] happen.
[00:54:39] You know, would you not suck a ghost woman's husband's cock?
[00:54:43] You would stand in the way of hurt, enjoying his penis one last time.
[00:54:47] Oh, yes.
[00:54:48] Yeah, I would stand in the way of hurt.
[00:54:51] That's fuck about, dude.
[00:54:52] You're not a good guy.
[00:54:53] That's why you're not a good man citizen, dude.
[00:54:55] I'm a good citizen.
[00:54:56] I would do that.
[00:54:57] What item?
[00:54:58] I care for my fellow men.
[00:55:01] But that doesn't make you a good guy.
[00:55:02] You would be a good guy if you would say I would do that, but I'm not expecting that
[00:55:06] behavior out of anybody else.
[00:55:07] You're already trying to impose your fantasy on other people and make moral judgments about
[00:55:12] them, which you're now exporting your own sacrifice and imprinting it on people at
[00:55:18] large, which means that you are actually a bad guy because you think these people should
[00:55:23] be forced to do.
[00:55:24] Don't you even try and spin this?
[00:55:26] It's not spin.
[00:55:27] You wouldn't suck so properly.
[00:55:28] This is something you don't understand and it applies to way more than sucking cock.
[00:55:32] No, no.
[00:55:33] This isn't just about sucking a ghost cock.
[00:55:37] Nope.
[00:55:38] It's about your lack of understanding of what martyrdom and sacrifice actually means.
[00:55:44] That's right.
[00:55:45] It's a personal decision.
[00:55:47] It's not an expectation of society.
[00:55:49] I'm trying to be a good member of society.
[00:55:51] So then keep it to your fucking self.
[00:55:53] Are you in this scenario, Whoopi Goldberg or the war?
[00:55:56] Yeah, I still don't understand what the high.
[00:55:58] Yeah.
[00:55:59] What are you?
[00:56:00] What are you proposing?
[00:56:01] I Whoopi Goldberg.
[00:56:02] Oh, you're Whoopi Goldberg.
[00:56:03] Okay.
[00:56:04] So then it's different than if the wife, if the wife wants to fuck you because you have
[00:56:07] the ghost of her husband inside of her, I guess that's being a good person.
[00:56:12] That's what I'm saying is given given her ghost dick.
[00:56:17] What I'm saying is so I made it mad.
[00:56:19] I made it gay because it makes me gay for Whoopi.
[00:56:22] I'm making it an equivalent.
[00:56:23] Ideally, what would happen is a ghost man would come through my body and I would get
[00:56:27] the fuck his wife.
[00:56:29] That's not even a that's not even I do that 10 out of 10.
[00:56:32] What if it was you get pushed?
[00:56:33] What if the genders were reversed in your wife dies and then she comes back as a hot
[00:56:40] dude.
[00:56:41] Ooh, I got no problem with that.
[00:56:43] If it's my wife, especially.
[00:56:45] Well, what kind of style are hot?
[00:56:47] You know, yeah, I would fuck my wife.
[00:56:48] No matter what guy she was in.
[00:56:50] No matter what guy.
[00:56:51] One last time.
[00:56:52] Yeah.
[00:56:53] It's my wife.
[00:56:54] She's about to go to fucking heaven.
[00:56:55] I want to fuck her one last time, but you don't you don't have a wife.
[00:56:59] This is a hypothetical.
[00:57:01] What if your wife?
[00:57:02] My wife.
[00:57:03] Yeah.
[00:57:04] What if you already hated fucking your wife and then she died?
[00:57:09] Now she's a man.
[00:57:10] Then she comes through as a guy and you're like, oh, that's a good point.
[00:57:17] Yeah.
[00:57:18] I never thought of that.
[00:57:19] Mm hmm.
[00:57:20] That's true.
[00:57:21] These are the kinds of questions you need to be thinking about.
[00:57:24] Well, that's why we make such a beautiful philosophical do in the quarantine because we're the deal with
[00:57:29] two set two opposite sides.
[00:57:32] And then we have Adam in the center.
[00:57:34] Damn, I can't wait for fall.
[00:57:35] Yeah.
[00:57:37] When the coronavirus comes back and then really does his job, that would be fucking so when
[00:57:42] it does it work.
[00:57:43] You know, I mean, it's like what's going to happen like like the the driving force of
[00:57:50] okay, it's time to reopen the economy is going to fuck us at some point, right?
[00:57:54] Like that has to happen.
[00:57:55] They're going to jump to go on that, right?
[00:57:57] They're ready or saying that they are.
[00:58:00] Yeah.
[00:58:01] It felt like they were going to, but then they stopped sort of.
[00:58:05] But we'll be yesterday in his news conference again, he said it has to open again.
[00:58:10] Interesting.
[00:58:11] Yeah.
[00:58:12] What's up with the fucking vaccine?
[00:58:14] It's going to take 18 months of testing.
[00:58:16] But people say that they're like, Oh, a vaccine takes 18 months.
[00:58:19] It's like why?
[00:58:20] Like because they have to do clinical trials or they didn't have to do that with this
[00:58:24] wine flu.
[00:58:25] You're going to do it quicker than that.
[00:58:27] I don't know.
[00:58:28] That's what they said.
[00:58:29] They're going to do some shit concurrently.
[00:58:30] They're going to test on a bunch of fuckers.
[00:58:32] Bunch of fuckers are going to die probably.
[00:58:34] I read it.
[00:58:35] I was reading about the Spanish flu and basically it's two years and then I probably things
[00:58:40] are going to go back.
[00:58:41] You know, his type when vaccine started, Thomas Jefferson was like, yeah, I'll try that
[00:58:45] shit.
[00:58:46] It was like, it was like a brand like no, but they're like, what if we just gave you the
[00:58:51] virus, but it's like a pussy version of the virus and we'll see if that, you know, does
[00:58:56] it.
[00:58:57] He's like, sure, fuck it.
[00:58:58] Yeah, I'll go to Europe.
[00:58:59] He's like, fuck it.
[00:59:00] Just inject me with shit.
[00:59:01] He's like, dude, yeah, fuck it.
[00:59:03] The rush of raping slaves is gone now.
[00:59:05] So I need something new.
[00:59:06] Yeah.
[00:59:07] So it's like put a little something in my body.
[00:59:09] Thomas Buster soon.
[00:59:10] I wonder what it would have been like to hang out with him.
[00:59:14] You know, he's probably annoying.
[00:59:16] He probably went around with his shirt off all the time.
[00:59:19] Yeah.
[00:59:20] Make a people call it.
[00:59:21] Call him Tommy.
[00:59:22] Tommy's cool.
[00:59:23] I like I would call him Tommy.
[00:59:25] Yeah.
[00:59:26] Didn't he have a high pitched voice or some shit?
[00:59:28] I think that was all of them.
[00:59:30] Yeah, that's true.
[00:59:31] That's why they founded the country because they were the only people with a gay or voice
[00:59:35] in a British accent.
[00:59:37] Yeah.
[00:59:38] Yeah.
[00:59:39] They were like, we have to get out of Britain.
[00:59:41] Everyone's being so rude to us.
[00:59:43] Laughing at us.
[00:59:45] I remember a half of I recorded a recording of Teddy Roosevelt speak and he talked gay
[00:59:50] as hell.
[00:59:51] Yeah.
[00:59:52] And I thought I thought it was going to sound robust.
[00:59:53] Yeah, but he's cool.
[00:59:54] He's a rough writer.
[00:59:57] Yeah.
[00:59:58] Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
[01:00:01] he's cool shit.
[01:00:02] I think when he went on a writer's.
[01:00:03] He got shot one time and still when gave his speech anyway.
[01:00:06] Still his speech.
[01:00:07] Yep.
[01:00:08] That's crazy.
[01:00:09] He was tight.
[01:00:10] You think him and DMX are going to be friends when DMX dies in heaven?
[01:00:14] Yeah.
[01:00:15] Does it both rough riders?
[01:00:16] Yeah.
[01:00:17] Well, he's going to have to get over his racism.
[01:00:19] That's his, it's called Ghost 2.
[01:00:21] Rough riders.
[01:00:22] Yeah.
[01:00:23] It's Teddy Roosevelt meeting DMX in heaven.
[01:00:27] You saying we got to fuck each other to get over your racism?
[01:00:31] I, precisely.
[01:00:32] That's what I'm saying.
[01:00:34] My good friend, I believe that is the truth.
[01:00:38] I believe we will have to fuck each other with prudence and with swift prudence.
[01:00:46] We must become fucked into each other's arms and asses to be good men.
[01:00:53] To be good men, when's fucked?
[01:00:57] When's fucked in the ass?
[01:00:58] Once fucked into each other's asses.
[01:01:06] I once, okay.
[01:01:07] He didn't sound gay.
[01:01:08] He just sounded more like FDR than I would have thought.
[01:01:10] I would have thought he would have sounded like rugged as fuck, dude.
[01:01:13] Yeah.
[01:01:14] He had like an old New York accent.
[01:01:15] He just kind of talked like FDR.
[01:01:16] Yeah.
[01:01:17] Well, I mean, that was his cousin.
[01:01:20] I know.
[01:01:21] I know that motherfucker.
[01:01:22] Don't fucking say it like that.
[01:01:24] I'm just saying he's from, you know, was Teddy born in New York?
[01:01:28] I think their whole family is from New York.
[01:01:30] Maybe I'm wrong.
[01:01:31] He seems he doesn't have a New York vibe.
[01:01:33] Although they had a picture him dressed up in like a girl's clothing.
[01:01:36] Teddy?
[01:01:37] Yeah.
[01:01:38] Yeah.
[01:01:39] Well, he was a bitch when he was a baby.
[01:01:40] You know, I've read on Tumblr that all children were trans until 1920.
[01:01:44] Yeah.
[01:01:45] And then they made they outlawed it.
[01:01:47] And then they made it.
[01:01:48] They changed it.
[01:01:49] They're pretending like, you know, for the first 600 years of American history, trans
[01:01:55] wasn't the dominant mo mo.
[01:01:58] And the baby was trans.
[01:02:00] Every baby was trans.
[01:02:01] Every baby was trans.
[01:02:03] Everybody knows that.
[01:02:04] Yeah.
[01:02:05] There's actually a lot of evidence that Isaac Newton was gender fluid.
[01:02:10] And that's why he came up with the city.
[01:02:12] He probably is gay though, right?
[01:02:15] Who gives this shit?
[01:02:16] I don't know.
[01:02:17] I could see everyone says he was a virgin, but whatever an old guy, a guy from back then
[01:02:21] is a virgin.
[01:02:22] I'm like, oh, he was gay.
[01:02:23] Yeah.
[01:02:24] He's getting cock on the side.
[01:02:25] Right.
[01:02:26] And he just didn't tell anybody.
[01:02:27] But yeah, also gender fluid.
[01:02:30] Right.
[01:02:31] He was a confirm bachelor.
[01:02:33] Yeah.
[01:02:34] Oh, yeah.
[01:02:35] It's just like where you import their like sexual orientation to a modern context.
[01:02:39] And you're like, you know, if you were alive today, Albert Einstein would be scolding
[01:02:45] people on Tumblr all day long.
[01:02:46] It's like, well, when he would be getting pussy from his cousin, yeah, which is what
[01:02:51] he was doing, I believe.
[01:02:52] Or what he'd be doing that?
[01:02:54] I think a lot of those guys got pussy from their cousins.
[01:02:57] Did they?
[01:02:58] Einstein.
[01:02:59] Einstein married his cousin.
[01:03:00] Yeah.
[01:03:01] Well, Elizabeth Dumas is in his cousin.
[01:03:03] I don't know.
[01:03:04] I don't know her name.
[01:03:06] I remember.
[01:03:07] She fired.
[01:03:08] Yeah, she must have been.
[01:03:09] No, she probably was just okay.
[01:03:11] She was probably just I if I had the guess.
[01:03:14] Um, it's tempting to do a theory of relativity joke, but there's no way that hasn't been done
[01:03:19] a million times.
[01:03:21] Mm.
[01:03:22] True.
[01:03:23] The theory is that my cousin's pussy tastes better than a different bitch's pussy.
[01:03:32] That's good.
[01:03:33] Thank you.
[01:03:36] We share the same enzymes.
[01:03:40] The same enzymes in her pussy exist on my tongue and mouth.
[01:03:44] You like my Einstein impression?
[01:03:46] Yeah, it's pretty good.
[01:03:49] Oh, fuck.
[01:03:52] Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
[01:03:57] Dick is my bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
[01:03:58] No, she isn't.
[01:03:59] Her name isn't Dumas.
[01:04:00] I remember having to read some kind of like biography of Einstein when I was a kid.
[01:04:05] And the only thing that stuck out in my mind were somebody named Dumas because it's like
[01:04:09] dumbass.
[01:04:10] Dumbass, sure.
[01:04:11] And then he married his cousin.
[01:04:13] Those are the only two details.
[01:04:14] So that there was someone in that book named Dumas.
[01:04:18] I get that.
[01:04:19] Wasn't there a famous guy named Dumas?
[01:04:21] Allie Zhender, Dumas.
[01:04:22] Right.
[01:04:23] The writer.
[01:04:24] Yeah.
[01:04:25] The three musketeers.
[01:04:26] Oh, hell yeah, dude.
[01:04:27] Yeah.
[01:04:28] I think Countamani Christo too, no?
[01:04:31] Yeah, probably.
[01:04:32] And he was black.
[01:04:35] Do you remember that?
[01:04:36] I learned that in Django and chain.
[01:04:37] Oh, fuck.
[01:04:38] I didn't know that.
[01:04:39] That's pretty cool.
[01:04:40] Yeah.
[01:04:41] There's a part where he's like Leo, you're racist, but and what your favorite book was
[01:04:48] written by a black guy.
[01:04:51] God is ass.
[01:04:53] God is jazz.
[01:04:54] That movie was sick.
[01:04:57] Oh, yeah, dude.
[01:04:59] Django rocks cock.
[01:05:00] So good.
[01:05:01] How about Django unbrained and it's about he's never got his dick son.
[01:05:06] He has to break out of slavery to get his dick.
[01:05:11] Yeah, that's good.
[01:05:13] Twelve years of slave is such a crazy movie.
[01:05:16] I've never seen it.
[01:05:17] I mean, this the story, I mean, it's true story, but it's like, that's fucking that sucks.
[01:05:22] I mean, I just had to be a slave for 12 years.
[01:05:24] Dude, he was he lived in New York.
[01:05:26] He was already like a fucking doctor and then he got kidnapped and just had to go be a slave
[01:05:30] for 12.
[01:05:31] What?
[01:05:32] And it sucks.
[01:05:33] Yeah.
[01:05:34] Like like one guy like helped him out and he went back to his family and they're like,
[01:05:39] we thought you were dead.
[01:05:40] And he's like, no, I was forced into slavery.
[01:05:42] I was just a slave.
[01:05:44] You better not gotten fucked by anybody.
[01:05:47] Yeah, it's just you better not have given my pussy away.
[01:05:51] Dude, that's brutal.
[01:05:52] Not only you a slave, but your wife is definitely getting her fucking cheese turned out.
[01:05:56] Yeah, just getting cheeks clapped.
[01:05:59] Even if she holds out for like three years.
[01:06:02] Yes.
[01:06:03] And then those last nine, she's just getting by the end, dude, they're doing freaky shit.
[01:06:08] You don't even know about.
[01:06:09] Yeah.
[01:06:10] Yeah.
[01:06:11] The movie should be called four or five years of cock.
[01:06:14] That's right.
[01:06:15] Yeah.
[01:06:16] At least five years of cock.
[01:06:17] Probably more.
[01:06:18] This that movie should be called disloyal disloyal.
[01:06:21] Last bit.
[01:06:22] Yeah, sequel to 12 years of slave called what's what are the hose been up to?
[01:06:30] Yeah.
[01:06:31] What's his bitch?
[01:06:33] Did he get pussy as a slave?
[01:06:38] I don't remember that in the movie.
[01:06:41] Let's go to the chat for that.
[01:06:45] Do they talk about his wife fucking?
[01:06:47] That was to come up in the movie.
[01:06:50] I would presume that would be one of the first things I'm thinking about.
[01:06:54] I'll be like fuck somebody fucking my wife.
[01:06:58] Yeah.
[01:06:59] He was born free in New York.
[01:07:01] And then he gets tricked into going to DC.
[01:07:04] Jesus.
[01:07:05] That's right.
[01:07:06] He's not far.
[01:07:07] Where he's kidnapped.
[01:07:08] Damn.
[01:07:09] And then he was like kept in Louisiana.
[01:07:11] I might rewatch that movie.
[01:07:12] It's brutal.
[01:07:13] Yeah.
[01:07:14] Yeah.
[01:07:15] I don't want to.
[01:07:16] I only want to watch fun uplifting.
[01:07:17] Is that that?
[01:07:18] That might be 12 years of slave might be the most like brutal slavery movie.
[01:07:20] That guys movies are all pretty intense.
[01:07:23] Have you seen hunger?
[01:07:24] No.
[01:07:25] It's about like the Irish.
[01:07:27] Is it about you and cock?
[01:07:29] No, it's about like the hunger strikes in Northern Ireland.
[01:07:32] But like, yeah.
[01:07:34] But what's his name?
[01:07:35] Fastbender.
[01:07:36] It goes down to like 90 pounds.
[01:07:37] Maybe I'll read the book.
[01:07:39] It's like I'm not gonna.
[01:07:41] I won't eat.
[01:07:43] Imagine how big fast benders cock looked when he was 90 pounds.
[01:07:46] I think maybe you're in dickets smaller too.
[01:07:48] No, absolutely.
[01:07:49] I've done a lot of research.
[01:07:50] Why do we keep having this conversation?
[01:07:54] This is like the fourth time.
[01:07:56] It's just it's a eternal recurrence or whatever.
[01:07:59] I tell you, you know what I would love is some wheat thins.
[01:08:03] Oh, yeah.
[01:08:04] Why don't you go.
[01:08:06] Oh, yeah.
[01:08:07] We can go out.
[01:08:08] Wheat thins are incredible.
[01:08:09] They're great.
[01:08:10] I mean, all crackers are good.
[01:08:11] They're just okay.
[01:08:12] I just I got a I got a stack of saltines the other day and went to town.
[01:08:18] I can't go with you there, bro.
[01:08:20] You know, a classic was hitting me the other day.
[01:08:23] Yankee Doodle went to town on his father's penis.
[01:08:26] Dude, you know what I was doing?
[01:08:29] That's a whole thing.
[01:08:30] I was not stopping the house.
[01:08:31] It's not even a classic.
[01:08:32] It's just Jerry Seinfeld.
[01:08:34] It's just like Seinfeld being like, I'm gay, I'm black.
[01:08:38] I'm a pet of wild.
[01:08:40] Yeah.
[01:08:41] Just over and over and over.
[01:08:42] No, shout out.
[01:08:43] Shout out to my man, Larry, who straight up said Woody Allen, not guilty.
[01:08:46] I had sex with a child.
[01:08:49] What's that?
[01:08:50] Larry David's like, I'm reading Woody Allen's biogas.
[01:08:53] I'm a biography.
[01:08:54] It's hilarious.
[01:08:55] And after you're done with it, there's no way he could have done anything wrong.
[01:08:58] Damn, he's on the street.
[01:09:00] He's a butt.
[01:09:01] He's a buttaged guy and now he's a Woody.
[01:09:04] Didn't do it because his book was too good.
[01:09:06] His book is so charming and funny that there is absolutely no reason he could have done
[01:09:12] it.
[01:09:13] I'll tell you right now.
[01:09:17] Fantastic book.
[01:09:18] So funny.
[01:09:19] You feel like you're in the room with him and yeah, it's just a great book.
[01:09:21] It's hard to walk away after reading that book thinking this guy did anything wrong.
[01:09:25] Incredible, dude.
[01:09:26] That is so...
[01:09:27] That is such good ass logic as far as I'm concerned.
[01:09:33] I want to read it, dude.
[01:09:34] Did you read the forward to the book?
[01:09:36] No, I haven't read the book.
[01:09:39] The dedication is for soon ye.
[01:09:41] I had her eating out of my hand and when I looked down, my arm was gone.
[01:09:46] What?
[01:09:47] It's demented.
[01:09:48] That was crazy.
[01:09:51] He rules, dude.
[01:09:52] Just a little victory lap.
[01:09:55] I fucked and married my daughter and she ate out of my hand.
[01:09:58] And I made 50 movies.
[01:10:01] It's pretty impressive.
[01:10:04] That's a guy that's like, don't listen to the haters.
[01:10:06] Tune out the haters.
[01:10:10] You know Woody knows how to tune out the haters, dude.
[01:10:12] And for that, I respected.
[01:10:14] I downloaded the movie The newest one that was never released called A Rainy Day in New
[01:10:20] York.
[01:10:21] This is awesome.
[01:10:22] You can buy 12 years of slave on paperback for a dollar on Amazon.
[01:10:27] Oh, yeah.
[01:10:28] Nah, dude.
[01:10:29] Don't be brine shit on Amazon, dude.
[01:10:30] Why?
[01:10:31] Because they're fucking, you know, fucking up the workers and shit.
[01:10:35] They're treating their workers like dog dick.
[01:10:37] I had to buy it.
[01:10:38] You see that guy?
[01:10:39] You see that guy that I did from a drill from some weird fucking store in Wisconsin, so
[01:10:43] it's not to use Amazon.
[01:10:45] Damn, man.
[01:10:47] Just too fat for hats.
[01:10:49] No, I just made it all the way out for it because it's comfortable, but I'm not too
[01:10:53] fat for hats.
[01:10:55] It's just on camera demonstrating the...
[01:10:59] I just have a very large head.
[01:11:01] It has nothing to do with how fat I'm...
[01:11:02] You can barely but buckle your hat.
[01:11:05] First of all, it's a flimsy.
[01:11:08] It's a flimsy last button.
[01:11:10] The second button is very sturdy, as you can see.
[01:11:13] And then if I go to the one hand, if I go to the one, the one is not that good a button.
[01:11:18] It's flimsy even without my head in it.
[01:11:20] Look at that.
[01:11:21] Everybody can see you struggling to butt in your pants or your hat.
[01:11:24] Look at that.
[01:11:25] It's not my head, but then you do two.
[01:11:27] You do two.
[01:11:28] Look at that.
[01:11:29] It stays up.
[01:11:30] That's not a matter of my head.
[01:11:31] It's a matter of poor hat construction.
[01:11:33] Mm-hmm.
[01:11:34] And I think we can...
[01:11:35] No, it's not poor hat construction.
[01:11:36] This were never designed to be brought all the way out to the last button.
[01:11:40] No.
[01:11:41] They were not made that way.
[01:11:43] That's not true.
[01:11:44] No, it's because that's why...
[01:11:45] What's the point of the last button?
[01:11:46] That's why...
[01:11:47] What's the point of having the last button?
[01:11:48] Look, here's why you're a fucking idiot.
[01:11:49] If it was supposed to work like a belt, there would only be one stub on the fucking thing
[01:11:53] and then you would move the stub out to whichever whole correspondent to it.
[01:11:57] It's because it plugs into...
[01:11:59] Nope.
[01:12:00] It's because they...
[01:12:01] You use multiple studs...
[01:12:02] I see what you're saying.
[01:12:03] I see what you're saying.
[01:12:04] And it's engineered...
[01:12:05] But it's just a different design.
[01:12:06] These multiple holes...
[01:12:07] It's either the whole way.
[01:12:08] With...
[01:12:09] But you work the whole way.
[01:12:10] If anything, don't even have this one then.
[01:12:12] That doesn't make any fucking sense.
[01:12:15] Make a better design is all I'm saying.
[01:12:16] It should work the whole way.
[01:12:18] Of course, it's not going to work like a fucking...
[01:12:20] I'm going to give you one solution, Zav.
[01:12:23] You can low-key grip the fitted.
[01:12:27] You know what I'm saying?
[01:12:28] I'm not a fitted guy.
[01:12:29] Get an 8-and-a-quarter, however...
[01:12:31] You're not a fitted guy, but I'm going to be a buckle guy.
[01:12:34] That is a better design, actually, now that I think about it.
[01:12:37] Oh, the...
[01:12:38] The Strackled Dad Hat Strack situation?
[01:12:41] That's what I'm going to move on to.
[01:12:44] Yeah.
[01:12:45] Well, you know...
[01:12:47] Anyway, it's nice the live stream work.
[01:12:50] This is fucking...
[01:12:51] This is good.
[01:12:52] It's nice.
[01:12:53] It'll go right on the fucking thing, you know?
[01:12:54] This is better than zoom.
[01:12:55] It's better than zoom.
[01:12:56] This is closer.
[01:12:57] I like that we're closer.
[01:12:58] There's no delay.
[01:12:59] There's no delay.
[01:13:00] It's...
[01:13:01] Yeah, this is the answer, I guess.
[01:13:02] We did it, boys.
[01:13:03] We'll have to...
[01:13:04] I guess, I don't know, maybe for the regular episodes we can just do this and then download.
[01:13:09] We can do this and record it and then release it, why not?
[01:13:12] And then download it and then...
[01:13:14] No, we just all record locally.
[01:13:16] Yeah.
[01:13:17] And we release the file.
[01:13:21] Just keep the video, just Patreon, fuck it.
[01:13:26] All video is just Patreon.
[01:13:27] We'll figure it out.
[01:13:29] That way it's easy.
[01:13:30] Take any business suggestions out loud, you know, in public.
[01:13:36] Okay.
[01:13:37] It's just easier to do this.
[01:13:38] I did post the link to this in someone's link.
[01:13:40] I should say this.
[01:13:41] It's fucking June.
[01:13:42] I got an email now or yesterday.
[01:13:47] I got to take the link down for the...
[01:13:50] Print Shop is like by law shutdowns, but...
[01:13:53] Oh, shit, why?
[01:13:55] Because they can't...
[01:13:56] Corona?
[01:13:57] Yeah, because of Corona.
[01:13:58] In New York, so they can fulfill current orders.
[01:14:02] They might just be have it set already, so things go out of stock when they're out of
[01:14:06] stock.
[01:14:07] They're just like slowly fulfilling orders.
[01:14:08] So if they already had shit already printed and on hand, then they can...
[01:14:13] But I got to look into that, because if they're taking orders and they can't, because I mean,
[01:14:18] this isn't going to end.
[01:14:19] So what's likely is going to happen is everything's going to go out of business.
[01:14:23] And then I'm already worried about that with the venues that took money on ticket sales
[01:14:29] for the tour I was supposed to be on right now.
[01:14:32] Like maybe...
[01:14:33] They didn't do refunds?
[01:14:34] I don't know.
[01:14:35] I mean, I've had a couple of people hit me up, but it was already a couple of weeks ago.
[01:14:39] So hopefully they got refunded.
[01:14:40] I think everyone's refunded, bro.
[01:14:43] I can imagine that they refunded.
[01:14:45] Well, if you're not hearing from people in the last two weeks.
[01:14:48] Sure.
[01:14:49] Yeah, I mean, they probably would, but it's like in general advice to people is like,
[01:14:54] don't expect companies to just give you your money back.
[01:14:58] If you have a gym membership and they charge you on the first, don't expect them to...
[01:15:02] Because they're planning on going out of business.
[01:15:04] So they're going to...
[01:15:05] They're going to like accrue as many assets as they can and then declare bankruptcy.
[01:15:10] For sure.
[01:15:11] And then, I don't know, maybe pay down debts with that, but yeah, don't think for a second
[01:15:16] that you can get your money back for most companies if they're going to go on them.
[01:15:21] Most companies, I was me and Samara were renting a podcast studio for some episodes, and they
[01:15:28] were like, by-law shut down.
[01:15:30] And they were like, good news.
[01:15:31] We have a virtual studio.
[01:15:32] It's like, what do you mean you have a virtual studio?
[01:15:35] Everyone does.
[01:15:36] Renting a physical space.
[01:15:37] We can just do it.
[01:15:39] This is a virtual studio.
[01:15:40] It's fucking ridiculous.
[01:15:42] But anything to keep getting those fucking monthly suck-scriptions.
[01:15:47] But not us folks.
[01:15:48] We are giving you the good shit.
[01:15:52] Doing live podcasts from our bedrooms.
[01:15:54] We'll probably...
[01:15:55] Well, I guess we'll talk about it.
[01:15:56] But anyways.
[01:15:57] Anyway, yeah, I think that's the episode.
[01:16:01] I'll go ahead and then just hit end broadcast then.
[01:16:05] Good?
[01:16:06] End broadcast.
[01:16:07] Stop doing any dates you want to plug?
[01:16:08] Yeah.
[01:16:09] Go to Stavibaby, go to twitch.tv slash Stavibaby.
[01:16:13] I'm Twitch streaming more now.
[01:16:15] And I'm donating whatever I make the first month to charity.
[01:16:18] So you're a good guy if you subscribe.
[01:16:21] Yeah.
[01:16:22] No, it's not that.
[01:16:24] It's not something for fat guys or fat babies or guys with little dicks.
[01:16:28] It's none of those.
[01:16:29] It's for medical professionals or family money.
[01:16:32] The money goes to the bread cross.
[01:16:37] It's the G.
[01:16:40] Sorry, this is beautiful everywhere.
[01:16:45] Cause it is quality.
[01:16:49] It is quality.
[01:16:52] It's likell come to anfield.
[01:16:56] No it's going to take it on.
[01:16:59] No it's going to be hotter.
[01:17:01] It is like tired.