Cum Town | Premium | 04/14/2020
[00:00:00] Alright hello those episode has begun. Yeah, I haven't recorded but I'll start well. That's all good my food tastes like mothballs
[00:00:09] We've sucking off an old man's cack well, they don't put mothballs on their dick
[00:00:14] Yeah, they do no they don't their pants though and they're paying where there's dick
[00:00:19] What is their dick go inside? I've had some old clothes to eat
[00:00:24] Why do they love mothballs so much? Why do they smell like that old people? Why do they love mothballs?
[00:00:29] Yeah, they all smell like that an ointment
[00:00:33] Greek old people we increase they smell like that here they smell like my grandparents before they died all smelled like that
[00:00:40] They don't really go on smelling old people. Well, that's how they got coronavirus in that in Washington state
[00:00:49] Chinese man a Chinese man was going around that nursing home sniffing them
[00:00:52] I heard an Italian gave it to everyone in New York
[00:00:55] I know I heard that we should we shouldn't be racist the Chinese is actually the Italians
[00:01:02] Yeah, he sneezed damn Italians. He sneezed into his accordion and then he was going up and down to have his playing
[00:01:14] Yeah, it's actually the disease came from a guy sharing a piece of spaghetti with a dog is the latest research
[00:01:20] Yes, that's the human the animal transmission was a guy sharing a spaghetti kiss the smooch with pop
[00:01:29] So okay, we get this came from bats or what or a pangolin or whatever
[00:01:33] I'm probably just escaped from a lab in in Wuhan
[00:01:36] That's true because it's like there was a lab in Wuhan and they were doing experiments with bat virus Tom
[00:01:42] They're doing experiments University with with bat viruses and that lab had like had some like safety rating that was just dog shit
[00:01:49] Hell yes, so it's like well, it's either that or
[00:01:53] We'll blame the grocery store or the bats. We'll say it was the farmers market the wet market
[00:02:00] It's called a wet market, which is the most disgusting thing I've heard because you just get fucking you get fucking animal guts everywhere
[00:02:07] Yeah, you pick out like a fucking armadillo that you want for to make the domain out of that you pop down of the then you're like
[00:02:12] market I want that one and then they just
[00:02:15] Crush that motherfucker that's which is fresh. I mean honestly we talk about wanting fresh ingredients
[00:02:22] That's as fresh as it gets. Yeah, this is what you pick whatever the fuck you want Papa John's baby
[00:02:32] He was right. Yeah, this is the reckoning. We got an even fresher ingredients
[00:02:44] Made by none other than John Schnatter. I talked to a guy on Instagram
[00:02:47] It was like saying that he worked at Papa John's and like they're making him work throughout the thing
[00:02:52] Throughout the you know quarantine or whatever, but they're doing like contact is list delivery
[00:02:57] Yeah, I saw the ads for that so he's like yeah, so just no one's tipping now and it's like oh what if I would write down
[00:03:07] Yes, if you're not tipping somebody if you're a pizza driver and you're not
[00:03:12] If you're not getting tip, but well, that's a dangerous
[00:03:18] This is a smart way to go. Yeah, the body is do racism back door do a race war
[00:03:23] No, well, you know, I went when I worked at Papa John's like they were just like oh, yeah
[00:03:28] We don't deliver to these neighborhoods after night
[00:03:32] Don't mean like in a certain it's like honestly
[00:03:35] That's the store manager looking out for the employees because the company doesn't fucking give a shit about you and like
[00:03:41] Yeah, I mean, it's an unfortunate situation
[00:03:44] Rob yeah, you get robbed and there's no like there's no you can't like go to the company
[00:03:50] You can't sue the company. There's nothing the company doesn't give a shit about you
[00:03:56] The cops don't yeah, but that's fucking crazy to me because I've just been
[00:04:01] Tipping like hard-dicked electronically. Yeah, I come through with that extra, you know that extra percentage
[00:04:08] Yeah, no, no, it was is never like as cheap as they say it is also it's always like $40
[00:04:17] Sorry, sorry, it's not exactly where you had to go. No, you click a coupon that you're talking about like four dollars
[00:04:23] Workers no, I take the work. I'm not saying I'm picked. I'm complaining about being I'm complaining about the wait
[00:04:30] What was the last time you ever even ordered dominoes? I had dominoes like a couple weeks before I
[00:04:37] Left New York because it was the only pizza place that was open at like three
[00:04:42] Okay, all right, I'll take your word for it. How was it?
[00:04:46] It was nasty and they put chicken on it
[00:04:48] I didn't put added as for chicken on my pizza and they like just through chicken on my
[00:04:55] Yeah, why you were in pizza 3 a.m. Brothers bad for your system. Yeah, come on brother
[00:05:00] Sometimes you just you've been token it hard all night
[00:05:04] Okay, all right. You got the fucking munchies brother. I'm thinking now that I'm alone all the time
[00:05:10] I'm thinking about getting back in the weed
[00:05:13] Dude, you should play especially play doom
[00:05:15] Absolutely Andre Statehouse was a direct result of your two week foray into weed. I love doom
[00:05:23] Yeah, it's great. Oh, yeah, you should just blaze and end and game
[00:05:32] Just I love the idea of like making plans to do nothing
[00:05:37] I'm gonna get my to-do list out and write down the things that someone who's never had a to-do list would do anyways
[00:05:43] Yeah, yeah, but you got to stick to a schedule you do you got a blaze at 8 15 p.m
[00:05:50] You remember when you go like back to school shit
[00:05:53] You know as a kid and then you go to like staples or wherever fucking you go for back to school stuff
[00:05:57] And you would like look at the daily planners and imagine that you'd be somebody to be like yeah
[00:06:01] I'm gonna write down stuff that I'm gonna do you do it for two and a half days
[00:06:05] Well, I've never I've never I don't think I've ever had a daily planner in my life
[00:06:09] I just would like a map fantasize about like
[00:06:11] Maybe I be they get yeah the school district made them for us. They gave you daily planners
[00:06:17] Yeah, where you write your homework down and stuff
[00:06:20] I'm trying to think if I well I see I wouldn't do anything like that anyways, right?
[00:06:25] So if I was ever assigned something like that it would never happen my shit was always a day
[00:06:29] My binder was always destroyed within the third week of same same the only people that kept them like
[00:06:35] Prestene were Asian girls Asian girls like on the last week at school. They look like they just came out of the ball
[00:06:40] They just they think about nothing but handwriting
[00:06:45] Up here they're just like imagining eyes being dotted
[00:06:52] Now you're racing annoying white girls to Adam come on yeah, I guess it but the Korean girls would just always
[00:06:58] have like the fly as they would have the fly as fucking like stationary and like I guess I didn't go to school
[00:07:05] Dude all the Asian kids in my high school were really into
[00:07:09] Accurals like the guys were really into souping up accuracy and break dancing. Oh
[00:07:20] Yeah, and and they had like a devil locks too a lot of them had
[00:07:24] I remember that shit. I remember the call center. I worked at that had devil locks
[00:07:29] Such a funny look yeah such a funny look. Yeah, so I wish I kind of someone actually like DM me once and they were like
[00:07:37] Hey, did you work at a tele network in Austin? I was like, yes
[00:07:44] Probably I don't know. They probably got they probably got that stellar service for Nick
[00:07:48] They probably have like well no, it's really works there
[00:07:51] I mean they probably have like I don't know like at least 800 employees that go through that place a year
[00:07:55] He's a massive. Yeah, it's like a massive call center. I was working there. I was working there when swine flu happened
[00:08:04] What why didn't this just happen like swine flu
[00:08:07] Didn't this shit always it's always like swine and bird flu too and bird flu
[00:08:12] What animals they're trying to kill it well the thing is swine flu and bird flu are more deadly than this
[00:08:17] But they don't spread it easy. So this is uh, it's also this is fake. That's right. That's the other thing to
[00:08:23] Right, right, right if the fact of that into it is it's you have to factor in that it there's not an actual single case
[00:08:29] It's made it's made up by the them. There's a bunch. Yep. There's a bunch of nurses
[00:08:33] Yeah, that used to be they used to be a crisis actors. You can see them in the background of yeah sandy hooks
[00:08:39] Yeah, they're the I saw the moms. Well, Kathy. No, no, they played actual toddlers
[00:08:44] Kathy Griffin literally went to the hospital and pretended to have coronavirus. That was so funny
[00:08:49] I saw that she did crisis. I saw that that was so funny nothing else. I call that other than she's like
[00:08:55] They're not giving me a test. I can't get a test because of the president. She'd like so funny
[00:08:59] She's just been sitting at home shitting herself and then went to the hospital
[00:09:02] She's like, uh, there's my pants are filled with shit and they're like yeah
[00:09:05] This seems like more of a personal problem. There's there's actually shit coming out of my pussy. I have coronavirus
[00:09:10] Uh, yeah, my pussy is far keeps farting there's shit in my pussy
[00:09:14] And I'm pretty sure it donald trump gave me coronavirus
[00:09:21] And then you just go ahead and do your little doctor paperwork and bring it back
[00:09:25] Who the hell is is a Kathy Griffin fan? It's just gay guys that have had AIDS for 40 years. Yeah, probably
[00:09:33] Guys that have just been on what is it called zbt? Right guys did why do you check? Why don't you check your um, your pharmacy?
[00:09:39] Call your pharmacy and see what it's called
[00:09:43] What pharmacy the pharmacy just check with that medicine your prescribed is called. Yeah, no
[00:09:49] No, no, I go to an orthodox jewish pharmacy. We have uh, they have a great great stockpile of uh
[00:10:00] No, that's uh, I was talking about who said that it was punishment from the homosexuals
[00:10:05] Some of the virus the israeli health medicine really yeah
[00:10:10] And then he got a virus that's the only time it is real. Yeah, it only exists in israel
[00:10:18] I think that's those are the only confirmed cases. Yeah
[00:10:24] Yeah, dude, Kathy Griffin fans are a hilarious bunch though
[00:10:27] Yeah, did you see that article about that woman in texas?
[00:10:29] It said it was a hoax and then she got coronavirus and died
[00:10:33] She's like all we need is prayer or whatever. Yeah, it was oh, yeah that lady in the car
[00:10:37] That was at that church. There's all these people on twitter. They're like she got what she deserved
[00:10:42] That's what you get, you know, and it's like
[00:10:50] Oh, there was a little funny with borris johnson, but he didn't die so we're allowed to borris johnson would that would be fun
[00:10:56] It'd be funny if they just replaced it. It's just mr. Bean with blonde hair when he's like, oh
[00:11:01] They've leached his yeah. Oh, he's back borris is back
[00:11:08] Our prime better says we're oh he's just non-verbal. It's just mr. Be with blonde hair and people are oh, I think that's um
[00:11:25] I can't put my finger on it by something's a little just slipping on banana peels. Yeah
[00:11:37] Wasn't there mr. Bean episode where you like he meets the queen
[00:11:42] Yeah, he's there by accident. You know, there's a fall stop you were episodes of mr. Bean then you think
[00:11:50] Like eight episodes, you know what I just I forgot what we were talking about for a second
[00:11:54] And then I had to thought maybe I should watch all of mr. Bean and wallace and grommet
[00:11:58] Yeah, have a brit pack evening you should
[00:12:02] You should for jolly old. Yeah, I'm taking in some high british culture. You should watch you should watch high
[00:12:09] I'm going I'm drinking five bottles of champagne and catching up on culture
[00:12:15] No, why should you know you have to do is you would have to eat omelet an omelet with beans in it
[00:12:20] Yes, I'm then watch mr. Bean. I'm eating eggs Benedict with a tiny spoon
[00:12:29] I'm also getting molested at boarding school. I'm being molested full british evening. I'm being molested
[00:12:33] Uh this year. I'm actually being molested
[00:12:43] Damn, it's so funny how often they get molested. Yeah, they love it. Well, it's no, but their rulers get molested
[00:12:49] It's like it's like a classy thing to be molested there. It's it's like being in a fraternity. It's like yeah, it's getting hazed
[00:12:55] I guess so. Yeah, but it's instead a child molested
[00:13:00] Yeah, I mean eaten is just a place where you send the most powerful british people's kids to get diddled get their fucking little buttholes
[00:13:12] You think the lessons are eating their other children's asses
[00:13:16] Um no, they're not doing it kindly. I actually read a book about an upper class british family where the kid gets molested recently. Yeah
[00:13:31] It's I think it's based on this guy's life. It's five books if it's fiction
[00:13:35] They're really good actually story about fucking a kid. No, no, it's not about he fucks the kid
[00:13:39] It's about his dad. I think uh goes hot dog in a bun on his ass when he's like eight
[00:13:46] Damn, what the fuck? Damn. I'm like a hot dog now a butt job
[00:13:59] Do you know what's nice is a cut up a hot dog and put it in an omelette?
[00:14:07] When I was a little kid my mom will make me for dinner she would cut up my hot dogs and put them in
[00:14:11] Um bake beans. I think we talked about this and then somebody explained that they just the hot dogs come in the bake beans
[00:14:18] Yeah, you know my mom's mom wasn't really making dinner
[00:14:25] She wasn't even taking the effort to dress up a can of beef my mom's class feeding you like you were a cat
[00:14:43] Um recipe. I don't know how she got it to be that perfect cube shape. Yeah
[00:14:51] I actually did eat a lot of spams and child though, but my mom would always
[00:14:54] She would she would try and dress it up. What do you fry it up?
[00:14:59] Dandel, you know I've been craving to because it's like I'm inside anyway, so I figured I might as well just go on a diet
[00:15:05] And uh, but then it's like even if it's not even like
[00:15:09] You know, it's not hard courses. I'm doing everything based on like macros and then I just get I think I'm only thinking about hitting the macros
[00:15:15] I'm just ended up eating with the same shit every meal which is like chicken rice broccoli
[00:15:20] Or whatever. So I'm like I'm now at the point where I just can't stop thinking about food
[00:15:26] Mm, and I keep thinking about the fried liver at the ocean view cafe
[00:15:31] In uh, kony or brighten. I don't think I've ever had it. It's very good. You should go and shake that place up
[00:15:37] I'll go right now. Yeah in the car. We should all go to brighten and get russian food
[00:15:43] Do a drive by I bet you it's just popping over there dude. I bet you the russians don't give a fuck
[00:15:52] And none of them have corona doesn't rush have remarkably low rates
[00:15:57] Maybe i'm wrong. I saw like maybe a couple weeks. No, I thought africa has low ash rate
[00:16:02] No, half of this is gonna get slammed. No, I don't want to hear anymore about gunna
[00:16:06] With this fucking thing anymore. All right. Yeah, it's like I read something that said africa is about to get slammed
[00:16:13] I'm sure you did. I've read everything that every place. It's not doing everything
[00:16:18] Everyone is out of work except people who work in finance
[00:16:24] That is that is like the fucking saddest shit is that there were so many companies that are just going to fire everyone
[00:16:30] But still be kept afloat for the next five years because of the fed
[00:16:34] But we need to bail out on on my la la Chinese food in Astoria
[00:16:39] Which obama's daughter it had really good food and now it appears to have closed
[00:16:45] And there was never a good chinese spot
[00:16:47] And finally we had one and had momentum over its first three months
[00:16:51] And now it's being cruelly shut down and it needs to be bailed out so I can continue to have dumplings
[00:16:59] Hard island because they posted that story in the new york post about they're burying all the corona bodies secretly with prisoners on hard island
[00:17:06] And everyone's hard island. I said what so there's all these islands like hard island is like yeah, it's next to city island
[00:17:14] What not listening that's incredible you were not engaging the conversation at all nik was answering my question
[00:17:20] We're talking about you're like what I heard what he was saying
[00:17:23] All right, I'll make better eye contact
[00:17:29] Texting someone I was no I was looking at my
[00:17:31] One hour one hour. I was looking at my penis two hours away of my pants right now
[00:17:36] Two hours a week. Thank you very much stop us
[00:17:39] And we've been going long. So maybe two hours 30 minutes a week
[00:17:43] So wait, okay. So hard island is what it's by city field
[00:17:46] That we said no, it's by city island. It's like off in the Bronx in the like off the Bronx
[00:17:53] Yeah, okay, and they're they're using pat. What is it? Well, it's been like a common grave for ever
[00:18:00] It's like where they just bury all the homeless people that die
[00:18:03] And people that die in the penal system too. Yeah, so there's already like fucking two million bodies on that island
[00:18:09] but somebody made a drone video of like prisoners burying people on the island and like
[00:18:14] Because because people aren't aware that that island is there they report it and they're like we're burying people on an island
[00:18:20] It's like a zombie apocalypse and it's like no, it's a city with eight million people in a bunch of homeless that nobody cares about
[00:18:26] Right and they got a ghost we need an island. Yeah, and it's been like that
[00:18:30] But now that we know about it they should be opening it up for
[00:18:37] Slayer. Yeah, I wanna see how it's Cooper. I'm gonna see Queens right good hard island
[00:18:49] That's right. Well, how's it? Oh, how's it just just begun
[00:18:55] Dude, that would be cool slayer could kill an actual homeless guy on live
[00:19:00] That would be fucking awesome. Yeah, that'd be cool
[00:19:02] If you're about to die from corona and you're a big slayer fan
[00:19:04] Wouldn't it be an honor to be decapitated in the middle of a slayer concert if you're gonna die anyway?
[00:19:09] Yeah, just go on stage. I have a guillotine set up
[00:19:15] That'd be sick that would be fucking tight, dude. Yeah
[00:19:20] That would be that yeah, is there a celebrity you would want to be murdered by Adam if if everything Bob Dylan
[00:19:25] Hi, yeah, I'd want Bob Dylan to kill me
[00:19:33] Chaney, you know the black guy with the massive penis what Bob Dylan
[00:19:40] Absolutely, that's true not even close shut up. All right, you're right
[00:19:46] Dude, you're totally right a fucking no Bell Laureate who is not as good as Bob
[00:19:52] Okay, what kind of sausage has he made Bob Evans what Bob's big boy? Okay, fine
[00:19:58] All right, I got a he's not as big as Bob's Bob Dylan Bob's furniture store
[00:20:06] Bob's big boy. Yeah, Bob's furniture store
[00:20:11] Especially if you control for if it was a nationwide thing because I believe is a nationwide. I believe it's regional, right? Yeah
[00:20:18] How about I about Rob Thomas, but he goes by Bob Thomas Bob Thomas. Yeah
[00:20:22] For yeah, oh that song is so much the Maria Maria song. Yeah, so much better than anything Bob Dylan's ever made
[00:20:28] That's fucking bullshit and also it wasn't
[00:20:32] That wasn't him she reminds me of someone singing the hook for it. Oh, yeah
[00:20:40] That's not Rob Thomas. That's Santana featuring some black guy. No, it's Rob Thomas. It's Bob. No, that's that's smooth smooth
[00:20:48] Rob Thomas is smooth smooth is a song about Adam's brain by Bob. It's a song about my chest. Thank you
[00:20:55] Smooth and Maria Maria. It's about a man with low testosterone. They can't grow a lot of body hair
[00:21:01] For real little Carlos Santana is better than Bob Dylan for sure
[00:21:04] There's a really good video of the two of them from their joint tour in 1991 where Bob Dylan is probably on heroin and Carlos Santana is just
[00:21:13] Saying the dumbest shit I've ever heard. He's like it's like God comes through my fingers, man
[00:21:19] He's teaching him so my guitar for me. He's really good and Bob Dylan is trying hard to
[00:21:25] Taking the knowledge, but he can't because he's not even close to on the same level
[00:21:29] I think Bob Dylan is just a functional heroin out. I think that's probably what we have no sir
[00:21:34] Bob nylon and it's Bob Dylan, but he's got like stockings and high heels on when he comes out
[00:21:47] I listen to his music and it appeals to me because that's how I want to dress
[00:21:56] Adam keeps looking down to look at his pants. There's legs and nylon stockings in how you are
[00:22:03] I'm going rocker rocky horror style. He's kind of a high heel fish. No hard island is. It's actually it's uh, it's
[00:22:11] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. That wasn't annoying. I admit that that was a
[00:22:17] Yeah, no, I was distracted by how many how many apologies have I ever gotten from you
[00:22:24] I've given you all the pants. I was looking down at my fabric that my pants are made
[00:22:30] I got it which is the males you caught me. You caught me hard island. Yes. It's cool. Hard island
[00:22:36] It's cool. It is goth and denim and I cut you off
[00:22:40] That I'm wearing I cut you off men's dungarees. I'm wearing corduroy's right now. Oh, yeah for sure, dude
[00:22:48] I am. Yeah, right. No, I'm sure you are dude
[00:22:52] My penis my penis reminds me of eating asshole
[00:22:59] Getting fucked inside my asshole and also I was looking at a rude tweet
[00:23:04] That was in response to me posting that we were going live whereas someone was like, um, thanks very much
[00:23:09] I'll watch it tomorrow, which is I was pissed me off and then I stopped listening to you guys. Yeah
[00:23:16] I apologize. That's not being a professional. Yeah, it's not being a professional. I shouldn't care what they say and I don't care what they say
[00:23:23] But for a brief second that guy got in my head
[00:23:27] Wow, but now he's gone and now you know, it's in my head my love for the two of you my boys. No
[00:23:34] We should we should just start after this ends. We should do legion of skanks style where we have a couple of like
[00:23:52] Yeah, a guy with cauliflower ears and a nightmare before christmas skullcap
[00:24:06] It's a live show. Yeah, just every episode just falling over the back of their heads
[00:24:13] Yeah, I want to see big j's gloves in person
[00:24:27] I don't get it. He puts his hand in the glove, but then his fingers are also out of it
[00:24:33] How does he do it? Yeah, he's how does he do it? That guy goes home and he's like putting a glove on trying to understand how
[00:24:39] Just how you can make that happen. Well, how do you?
[00:24:44] He's trying to put his fingers back out of the hole
[00:24:49] He's sorry. He is a genius. He must be a genius
[00:25:02] That'd be awesome. Yeah, just the lads just hanging out getting their wallet chains entangled. Yeah
[00:25:09] That's what happened at the great white fire is it all the wallet chains Scott?
[00:25:19] They're all they're all locked together
[00:25:25] What's the great white fire there was a concert
[00:25:32] You didn't start and you know, it was a kind of answered at the same time
[00:25:36] It was a pyrotechnics malfunction at a concert and then a bunch of people died and where was funny because the band was
[00:25:42] The concert and where was the connetica I think hard island where
[00:25:49] Hard island. How about hard island? Yeah, how many how many islands are there? Are there secret islands?
[00:25:54] Yeah, well there's wikers city heart city roseth el island roseth
[00:26:03] Um, and then there's hell's gate where it hell's gate or something. I should know that's cool. Oh, uh randal's island
[00:26:09] They said other one. There's a lot of them. I should know a lot. Yeah, there's
[00:26:14] It's for reading power broker. They go over all that shit when they you know have to build the tri-boro
[00:26:18] We should when this is over go to city island though and get some uh seafood
[00:26:22] It's calimari. Yeah, we should just go to that. We can go to the eastern shore wherever you see the
[00:26:28] Maryland state really that good in city island. The Maryland state police tweeting out. They're like good news
[00:26:34] We've arrested 34 people for violating the the like
[00:26:39] Like bragging about arresting people for leaving their homes
[00:26:43] We're keeping you safe. These people were going to the grocery store
[00:26:46] But got scared by the police and we put them in a cage together
[00:26:50] We finally are able to do the job the way we want
[00:26:54] Unchecked under the guise of a virus. Yeah
[00:26:58] That's the other thing too. It's like what's I didn't really pay attention to it
[00:27:02] Is a go was it new some the governor of california like yeah, please snitch
[00:27:08] Please tell on people for being out of their homes
[00:27:11] That's another person that they want to replace biden with they're talking about him or quomo. Yeah
[00:27:16] Yeah, quomo. It's correct and it's it is like a hyperbolic jump, but like
[00:27:21] just how natural it is for people to immediately be on board with the idea of like
[00:27:31] Yeah telling on your neighbors to the government. Yeah calling the cops on your neighbors for no real
[00:27:36] People calling literally for a military coup to unseat Donald Trump. Yes
[00:27:40] This shit for a general lissimo. I mean this shit is really going to turn me into like
[00:27:47] Just some right wing fucking Ted Nugent psycho. This is good. No, I mean it is
[00:27:54] It's the fucking republicans are trying to get retired a military personnel to be pole watchers and black neighborhoods in the next election
[00:28:03] Both parties fucking suck dude. Dude. Damn. That's a good ass point. Thanks brother
[00:28:08] It's thanks brother. Put me on fucking politically incorrect
[00:28:13] That takes you should wear you should wear a shirt that says democrat and then it has a box
[00:28:18] It's not checked republican. It's not checked and it's just tired of the bullshit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm like lewis black dude
[00:28:25] It's the badass party dude. I'm sick. The freaking the freaking badass party
[00:28:38] Yeah, I'm fucking proud. So what do you think a NIC you think in compound you think you get some guns?
[00:28:43] Oh, no, I'm I we were talking about it right how how we're all pro-gun now
[00:28:48] Yeah, but I'm saying what's next view. What's you good? What are you gonna do? I don't give a shit about gum
[00:28:52] I mean the only the only reason I ever I mean guns are fun
[00:28:54] But I mean I don't think they're necessary. I think if you like I mean what like what is the feasibility of any kind of like armed insurrection?
[00:29:01] Maybe you can murder a couple impossible. You'd probably be better off ice has kind of proved it in the over the last decade the way to go is truck
[00:29:09] Truck is the truck is the ultimate weapon if you want to truck is better than a gun a million
[00:29:14] I'm working on trucks. I mean fucking McVay truck bomb
[00:29:17] You know, so it's like guns if you really want to if you really want to go to war with the
[00:29:22] State, I mean it's guns aren't even really the fuck
[00:29:24] You're gonna lose you're gonna lose you know no matter what right, you know, it's also like 350 the whole light the whole point
[00:29:33] It's like the two a guys. It's kind of like this built-in contradiction
[00:29:37] I mean not really but it's like why need this gun to protect my rights and it's like what's right?
[00:29:41] It's like the right to have a gun and it's like well
[00:29:44] If you're then just get a gun and have like what the fuck do you care what the law is
[00:29:48] If they make a law then you have the gun and then if they try to take it away you just kill the person which you won't do by the way
[00:29:54] No chance. Yeah, well, you can't fault them for that
[00:29:57] I mean, I don't like it's like it requires it like again
[00:30:01] I you know I said it on I did man change show the other night
[00:30:03] The only person who was really willing to step up to the plate when it matters the only true American is christopher dorner
[00:30:09] No, and that guy that one guy that shot them at baseball that was that guy was pretty cool. Yeah
[00:30:16] Yeah, I expected him but yeah dorner dorner had a nice kill streak going on dude
[00:30:21] He was he had his multiplier going he got some headshots in there
[00:30:27] Yeah, so terrorism basically is the way to go is what you're saying. Oh, I don't know if terrorism is the way to go
[00:30:32] I mean, it's just that's what a truck it. No, I mean, I just like one
[00:30:36] I'm gonna move back. I'll move the west axis. I'll get a piece of land
[00:30:41] And then yes not talk to anybody and fucking I think climate change is fake. I don't think it's right. Oh, we're doing that now
[00:30:48] I'm a climate change. No, fuck it. I mean like I don't I because it's like
[00:30:54] First of all it is a political issue. There's no way to remove that
[00:30:57] And it's like you can you remove the politics from the science of the thing in the global scientific consensus and it's like
[00:31:04] Prior to this thing. I would have said like
[00:31:06] Well, yeah, probably you know, but now all these fucking models are wrong and we've put 16 million people out of work and
[00:31:14] It's because those are different type of scientists. Those aren't epidemiologists
[00:31:18] Well, you have to ask what kind of scientists that we got for this one are is it the same kind of scientists?
[00:31:23] Uh, I don't know they counted all the you don't trust any scientists
[00:31:28] You have to ask so just all scientists are wrong about everything. No, it's just like just
[00:31:34] How much how much faith you have in in in in like global scientific consensus is if that that alone
[00:31:43] You know that that's that that can be detached from politics. I would venture to I would venture to guess
[00:31:49] I don't know if this thing is so kids far more
[00:31:52] Epidemiologists that said the models are wrong about covid then there are climate scientists that say the models are wrong
[00:31:58] Then why is my guess? Okay. Well, they're the models even wrong, but sure. Yeah. Well like the
[00:32:04] 250,000 people dying in the States is probably wrong unless we get a second. No, it's not
[00:32:08] It's not wrong. They already revised the model
[00:32:11] But but the people who made the model already said oh, we got it wrong
[00:32:15] So it's not like we're waiting to see what happens
[00:32:19] They already revised it and scaled it down to 60,000
[00:32:27] That's all that matters is that we were number one
[00:32:30] How many people got gotten China less than 60k? Well, you can't trust the numbers there. That's true. Yeah
[00:32:35] But can you trust these numbers though? I don't trust any numbers, bro
[00:32:41] Nice. Well, then why would you trust then? Why would you trust the numbers on climate change?
[00:32:46] Uh because the global average temperature is raising everyone. That's not like a what is that's not a projection
[00:32:53] It means that because of there was a bunch of the fatality
[00:32:56] The mortality rate in Italy was 8% prior to this
[00:32:59] Which is like a lot of people a lot of rational people were like well that looks scary
[00:33:03] And then here's these models and these are from experts
[00:33:07] Well, I mean I don't really give a shit. I mean it's a lot. It's a lot easier to fucking
[00:33:11] I actually don't understand the global temperature is raising every year. I don't care about it
[00:33:15] I don't care about it. I don't actually I don't actually care about climate
[00:33:20] But i'm saying it's like if you think that it's not going to be very easy to fucking throw salt in the face of like any
[00:33:26] Any climate argument now if these models, I mean the models are wrong
[00:33:32] I don't think I think that's a logical fallacy
[00:33:36] Damn, thanks. I'm fucking bench bureau. You you can say okay. Yes. There's not a one-to-one comparison
[00:33:42] It does not prove that the climate models are wrong. I'm just saying now that the just saying well all the experts say
[00:33:50] Is fucking politicizing science? Of course. Okay, of course
[00:33:53] It's just me. I know he's fucking means absolutely nothing to me now for somebody who really hasn't looked at it at all
[00:33:59] Oh, well all the scientists say so. Oh, well the temperature is you know going up one and I don't know shit either
[00:34:05] But i'm just saying it's like well, that's not enough. Isn't that the most important you don't know anything
[00:34:10] I mean, that's kind of where I come from. Okay, but then but then you're then why are you giving me some appeal to authority when it's like you have
[00:34:17] That we just did that with this and it's fucking wrong
[00:34:20] I'm not giving you appeal to 30. I'm just saying I don't fucking know what's going on
[00:34:23] I mean, it's you know, it's having faith in a system that like it's now
[00:34:28] It would be just as dumb as if people were saying like well god said that the virus is going to kill this many people
[00:34:33] And it may not seem like that at face value, but it's like how were these models so wrong?
[00:34:38] I'm gonna give you a pass because it's Easter sunday, but it's not the same thing
[00:34:42] It's not Easter sunday by the way each the real Easter is fucking next week. Oh, yeah, I celebrate greek Easter
[00:34:48] I'm or i'm a little shit American. You're dude
[00:34:51] Well, let's put it. Let's put it this way one of them. Let's put it this way. Let's put it this way
[00:34:55] The models were wrong and we had a conversation about it two weeks ago and I said like hey
[00:34:59] Why are they revising these models these models are fucking wrong and now they're they're so wrong that it's not even
[00:35:04] It I don't understand the value of them at all
[00:35:09] Far off that they say 2.2 million people initially with like these suppression tactics and then they revise it
[00:35:14] Oh, well, it's a quarter million people now if we observe strict social distancing and then we do that
[00:35:20] I mean not even I mean, it's like to what extent do we observe strict social distancing?
[00:35:24] There's still interstate travel. You're not really locking people down
[00:35:27] They just closed businesses and suggest that you stay home and there's some fines and a couple of people are being arrested. I guess
[00:35:33] People are not I mean this sure but the but the models that the models accounted for that
[00:35:40] Right, they said they said that even if we do this the best case scenario 100,000 to 240,000 people
[00:35:47] No, it's like oh, well, maybe now 60,000
[00:35:49] So that we get to go outside is the real question no now you have to wait because if you go out if they
[00:35:55] End lockdowns now it makes the democrats look stupid
[00:36:00] For reacting to this the wrong way for saying it's gonna be months of this for costing the costing people 16 million job
[00:36:09] Wall Street is no more important than lives. It's like wall street was never at fucking risk of anything
[00:36:14] It's it's all the people who lost their fucking job so you could feel like a hero for saving grandma
[00:36:19] You didn't lose shit. We do a job that we can do from home all the media people continue to do their job from fucking home
[00:36:25] Right, that's true. You're not you're not a truck driver. You're not fucking working at a movie theater
[00:36:29] You're not doing any of this shit. It's like and everybody just got on board with this thing not considering what the fucking consequences would be
[00:36:37] Yeah, I get that but like there is no unless you close borders like back in
[00:36:44] So why isn't why didn't why was that not the response from the global scientific community if that makes the most sense
[00:36:50] Why wasn't who saying immediately? I don't know?
[00:36:52] All the fucking borders shut down all of the borders because it was all entirely politically motivated
[00:36:59] I don't know and the it's the politics of it being a globalism being more important
[00:37:05] Then then actually like stemming the tide of this virus
[00:37:09] Build that damn wall brother. It would be funny if all those motherfuckers
[00:37:12] They were a full of people like a governor and like Mississippi. That was like just go out have a burger
[00:37:17] That's gonna happen. That's that's gonna fucking happen. No, it's gonna fucking happen dude
[00:37:24] Texas is just gonna fucking open up first and then they're gonna send everybody back to work
[00:37:28] And if you don't see a spike in numbers, I mean, it's like
[00:37:33] But you are seeing it more in red said style too
[00:37:36] You are seeing it more but are you why isn't that becoming the epicenter?
[00:37:38] And it's like again, I'll just wait I'll wait until because every time I look into it
[00:37:43] I walked it back a couple of weeks ago because I was like reading these things saying oh, sweetens now
[00:37:48] Now now sweetens like really fucked up over this but then you read the article and it's like what we think that'll happen
[00:37:57] It's like well it has compared to it has a back for others
[00:38:01] Compared to other Scandinavian states they're more fucked because they didn't lock top
[00:38:08] Then they've been more people that have gotten it and died
[00:38:12] It's like the the rate of it. It's not more people have gotten it and died
[00:38:17] It's that their like fatality rate is higher among the people that did get it
[00:38:25] To what social distancing that the disease is now more deadly for whatever reason when people get it
[00:38:32] Maybe maybe you just get the most potent ass one
[00:38:35] The most strongest fucking virus that survives social distancing
[00:38:39] Well, I don't know the point is the point is is that like you you
[00:38:44] There's a lot of people whose lives will be fucking destroyed because of this
[00:38:49] Specifically because you put much people out of work. Okay. I don't fucking whatever this is get
[00:38:54] I don't give a fuck really but don't isn't it mean you should give a fuck
[00:38:58] But what I'm saying is I don't give a fuck in terms of what the fuck can I really do
[00:39:01] I'm not reading a bunch of articles to make me mad
[00:39:06] Or why aren't we better off by everyone staying home or are we not how who knows?
[00:39:17] Because we didn't close the borders down. We didn't close down travel from outside the country. So
[00:39:22] If we had done that and we'd contained like our
[00:39:26] Population in the country and didn't allow people to in and out then yeah, we wouldn't have had to like stay at home
[00:39:32] But that's not no no no that's saying are we better off because we stayed home
[00:39:37] Then we would have been you would think logically a fucking virus is
[00:39:41] You stop it because you stay home, but then I guess what your argument would be Nick or
[00:39:46] Is that it's not worth all the fucking industries and she getting fucked if a couple
[00:39:52] Maybe we are better off, but not well here's here's the thing
[00:39:57] Is that so let's say that this virus is going to kill x amount of people
[00:40:00] And there's like this measure to mitigate
[00:40:04] You know x amount of people that say let's I was going to kill five million people if we do nothing right or two point five or whatever
[00:40:10] The fucking right if we do this then it'll take it down to a quarter million people
[00:40:14] Right so we do something similar to this and then the numbers immediately has to be revised down to 60,000
[00:40:20] So it's like okay. Well, was the initial number does that not scale down also?
[00:40:24] Because it's like the one variable that we put in there
[00:40:28] The the one control that we had over this I mean there isn't any control
[00:40:32] I mean I guess it's like states that did your countries that did fucking nothing. Yeah, you're just gay
[00:40:36] It's I mean it's so essentially a fucking guess
[00:40:39] It's like if the if the bottom number the best case scenario scales down so does the one at the top
[00:40:45] Right. Yeah, and it's like and how can you even do a number it exists, but how do you even know the effect?
[00:40:51] I like your smart fist. So how do you even know the effect that social distancing?
[00:40:55] How do you know the effect that social distancing even had?
[00:40:58] I don't if you can't if you can't tell what possible effect it has on the total number
[00:41:04] Well, you know, that's how you get a fucking virus is by a motherfucker breathing on you or whatever and less motherfuckers are breathing on you so
[00:41:11] It probably yeah, but you have a lot of households households that have multiple people in so it's like maybe if this virus was already
[00:41:18] Why I don't know. I mean it's like it's also we should just fucking go back. Have you guys ever seen a hard eight?
[00:41:22] Yeah, it's a good that's your rocks dude, dude
[00:41:27] Sot of dude loving it. I saw that shit. Yeah, loving it
[00:41:31] Love it. Well young Gwyneth 100% get it. Let me just say that. Yeah, I would still look good
[00:41:40] Um she keeps that shit tight. You know it. Yeah for sure, but that was a good-ass movie dude
[00:41:46] And that's yeah, honestly, I did not call Thomas Anderson
[00:41:50] Watching that movie prevents coronavirus
[00:41:54] I haven't gotten it. Yeah, that's how I know I mean logically that makes sense if you watch the movie you didn't get coronavirus
[00:42:00] I mean, that's not even close to obviously you stay away from people is not come on staying away from people at large
[00:42:09] But then no they have no idea they have no idea how many people we don't have an antibody test
[00:42:14] We don't have a clear idea of how many people have asymptomatic cases
[00:42:17] We have none of that fucking data available. We ran with these models
[00:42:21] You don't hold on the basic truth that if you stay in your fucking house, you're not going to get a sickness
[00:42:26] That's a real thing. No, it's not there's still people coming and going
[00:42:29] I mean, they're saying it's like on surfaces for fucking
[00:42:33] Here's this how do you know you didn't get this shit in fucking January? How do you know you didn't already have it?
[00:42:39] I don't know that. I'm just saying you don't know that at all
[00:42:46] But yeah, but if we don't have the available testing to say that like you've had it already
[00:42:51] There is really no other choice, right?
[00:42:53] No, there is another choice which is what heard herd immunity maybe yeah or or
[00:43:00] Much much smarter policy in terms of lockdowns which Sweden did which they said okay if you're old maybe stay home
[00:43:06] But in general we're not imposing any lockdowns. We're not shutting anything down
[00:43:09] We're not fucking putting people out of work. I'm just saying staying in your fucking house
[00:43:12] You're not gonna get your you lower the probability of getting sick on a basic ass level
[00:43:18] You lower your risk of dying in a terrorist attack. So let's say okay
[00:43:22] We think there's a model that says there's gonna be a terrorist attack
[00:43:24] Let's shut down the economy for three months and just wait it out. So let's put let's ruin people's lives and put them out of work
[00:43:30] Thank you. Thank you for agreeing with me
[00:43:33] That's all I wanted you know you I don't agree with you
[00:43:36] But a terrorist attack is not a virus attack a terrorist attack is in a virus that can spread too
[00:43:43] That's they're two different things you could have something that's like episodic you could have something that like a terrorist attack that happens
[00:43:49] And then another terrorist attack, but there's no
[00:43:52] It's like it's how do you know that this didn't already spread in New York in right no one knows in January
[00:43:59] Which I fucking asked somebody by the way they're like oh the chance of that is is really slim and it's like no
[00:44:04] Okay, well, we did now they're saying that it did happen. I buy into the fact that a lot of people already had it
[00:44:09] I buy into the fucking yeah, I'm I don't even know
[00:44:12] Well, then it goes within a good then a separate question is why don't we do this for the flu every year
[00:44:20] The there's there's a vaccine there's a vaccine that has a 30 percent effectiveness
[00:44:24] There is no cure for the flu it mutates every fucking year you need a different vaccine every year
[00:44:28] That is there's no cure the flu kills 600,000 people every year
[00:44:32] Why don't we do this for the flu does it make sense to do this for the flu?
[00:44:36] If it kills a similar amount of people fucking more contagious flu isn't that what the 1918 motherfucker was
[00:44:43] Is it the whole point of this fucking thing that's more contagious than the flu?
[00:44:47] So what matters is whether we kill more people because it's spread which the model said that it would and now the models are wrong
[00:44:53] All right, that's fine. I don't even know about the fucking models all I wanted to have on the record is it staying at home
[00:44:59] Makes it less. I'm putting that on the record stuff getting sick. That's it. That's all I wanted to say
[00:45:06] I'm taking minutes and that's on the record. Thank you. All right. That can be on the record
[00:45:10] Thank you. That's on the record and I count that as a victory. Thank you very much. Well, it's just going on the record
[00:45:16] I don't know further questions. Okay. No further questions
[00:45:22] It's fucking good. Ask Phil Baker Hall sick
[00:45:25] What else is that guy been in dude? He's in a lot of Paul Thomas Anderson movies
[00:45:34] I see I saw Magnolia when I was young. It's really it's really long, but it's great. What's up with the frogs, bro
[00:45:42] Actually, that's a real thing that happened. You know that's a real thing that happened. Oh, yeah, I guess I should rewatch Magnolia
[00:45:48] Tom Cruise rocks in it. He's Tom Cruise is that's us. Dude. That's us vibes
[00:45:53] Oh, you know what else I saw was collateral that movie rock. Hell yeah
[00:46:01] I love it when he plays those two movies is our perfect examples of him playing not Tom Cruise
[00:46:08] Villain what I mean. Yeah him playing a character, which is great
[00:46:13] Anytime he's like not playing just Tom Cruise. I mean whatever. I like it when he's playing Tom
[00:46:20] Tall to man how to get pussy by being a killer
[00:46:29] I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a poo when this is all said that I'm gonna be out there
[00:46:32] That's why I'm growing my hair out. I'm gonna grow my hair out and I'm gonna fucking die at pink
[00:46:37] No, I'm I'm going ranch not trusting anything anyone says anymore. I like calm down more no more of these these smug liberals with their fucking data
[00:46:46] Yeah, I like compounding. I think that's a good and that's a good rebrand
[00:46:51] I mean that was always gonna be where you ended up. You're always gonna be a yeah
[00:46:54] Yeah, that was your trajectory. No, that was your honestly
[00:46:57] If it weren't for this thing I would have continued to be a cosmopolitan
[00:47:03] Go to the opera look I love this. I love I love the fucking ivory tower east coast elite. I love yeah
[00:47:10] I'm staying in the city. Are you saying you're gonna leave the city? I miss Chinatown. Yeah, I mean, you know
[00:47:14] We'll see we'll see what happens. I really don't like
[00:47:19] Someone just someone just said can you move the mic so they can see the left hit also stuff who who someone cuss bro then
[00:47:32] I don't take my orders from you adam fucker. I'm just saying that was a suggestion
[00:47:36] You can see the right kid even more motherfuckers if you're out there looking at the live stream
[00:47:40] Hmm. No, you don't get the left hit actually. Okay. Well, how about that? That's fun
[00:47:46] I'm gonna I'm gonna stay in the city. I'm gonna I'm gonna become a guy that wears tuxedos
[00:47:51] Yeah, we got it. We gotta sign up for the the opera season
[00:47:56] Actually, you know what that's true, man
[00:47:57] If all these businesses close and you places can't afford shit, then it's just gonna be bought by like a bank
[00:48:03] Yeah, I suck dick. No, we start our own business. All of the money will just transfer up. That's all that happened. Right. Yeah, that's what happens every time you're right
[00:48:13] So we saw that you guys saw that cnbc guy that interview where he's like they should just let these fuck these fuckers fail
[00:48:22] Yeah, I saw the beginning but that sounds cool
[00:48:25] It was so the beginning and I was like, okay, but what am I gonna watch that video?
[00:48:28] Or am I gonna watch hard eight? Am I gonna? What am I gonna play red dead redemption? Yeah, okay?
[00:48:33] And obviously I probably watched and here's my thing. I'm not learning anymore. I'm in my fucking house
[00:48:39] I'm fucked here when they tell us I we can go outside. I'm going but I'm not reading about shit
[00:48:45] I don't want to know no it does there it definitely has like had an effect on me where it's like there is so much
[00:48:52] fucking information that it's just and that is
[00:48:55] conflicts conflicting information that's just I was talking about it with my
[00:48:59] grown my fucking hair out like and that's all I'm focused on. I actually you know
[00:49:02] I did a good job of not having a conversation about this or not fucking like looking into it for the last like four or five days but
[00:49:10] Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess I also just haven't been talking to people. No, I get like I
[00:49:14] That is the problem. I get like how it makes someone feel fucking crazy that there's so much conflicting information out there
[00:49:20] What's not conflicting information? It's that it's fucking like raw and like you like you don't seem to give a shit that these models are just fucking
[00:49:28] Why I don't give a shit because I'm because my you know because I'm there's other stuff going on
[00:49:34] I mean, I give it I would give a shit if a fucking was true, but I don't know I don't know if you're right
[00:49:38] I don't know if they're right. I don't know if anybody's right. No, I mean, it's it's the flip side of like being like, okay
[00:49:43] Well, like the economic damage to this fucking thing
[00:49:46] It's like, you know, it's like well, we have to go to Iraq because if there's weapons of mass destruction if you bought that
[00:49:52] And you were fucking on board with it and then there were no weapons of mass destruction
[00:49:55] You were like, oh, well, you know sometimes information's wrong then fuck you, you know, I mean, it's like you're absolutely right
[00:50:02] Like the impact of this should matter to you and if these people were fucking
[00:50:07] Beyond 16 million people losing their jobs
[00:50:10] The amount of people that are just minimum wage workers that are deemed essential that are just stalking shelves every night
[00:50:17] The people that like that we have made continue to work that are like at risk because of it
[00:50:24] Um is also it doesn't even say that's the thing. It's like I don't yeah, but they're at risk
[00:50:28] But even then it's like within that sector that's going to shrink
[00:50:32] So it's like all these essential workers or whatever. It's like, yes
[00:50:35] There's that point, but it's also like it's not like they're safe just because they have a grocery store job
[00:50:41] I'm not saying they're saying no, you're not
[00:50:42] But the real thing the real thing to think about with that shit is that in six months
[00:50:46] There's going to be less grocery store jobs and some of these essential workers are going to be out of fucking work
[00:50:51] Yeah, yeah, I mean, yes, if that shit's true
[00:50:54] But I what I'm saying trader joes and whole foods are hiring and you're going to see a lot of smaller stores in New York
[00:51:01] Yeah, I mean, I guess we'll see man. I just don't want to right now. I would have to do more research and I don't want to
[00:51:07] How do you feel? I how's it? How are your bojig guys holding up right up?
[00:51:12] I've been in the bojig at all. I don't go to the bojig. You haven't gone. No, no
[00:51:20] They are kind of you might get it over there. So, okay if they she's not real then why don't you just go outside?
[00:51:25] All the all the bojig I had I mean, well, I don't go outside anyways, and it's like it's not it's not real as in like
[00:51:31] Here's the thing when you say why don't you just go outside? It's like I'm not concerned with getting the virus
[00:51:36] I'm not like worried about getting the virus. It's like it's easy
[00:51:39] It is mostly like the fallout of like all the people that lost their job that like that that is literally what fucking upset you about
[00:51:46] Of course that shit's upsetting. I guess I've just like been like well
[00:51:49] I guess we're fucked and we'll have to see what happens in a you know a couple weeks or a month or whatever
[00:51:56] Yeah, of course you can and that's like I guess like a common out of the conversation is like well
[00:52:00] I guess you just can't really worry about it. It's like okay fine
[00:52:03] But that can apply to literally anything you fucking give a shit about it all
[00:52:07] It's like it's it's such an obnoxious response. No, my point is I don't know that you're right is all I'm saying
[00:52:13] So I'm not worried about it yet or that this few is correct
[00:52:17] Well, look you're when you do have health problems and there is I don't I'm not saying the virus is fake
[00:52:25] And I think it like probably does affect people in a way that the medical professionals are not prepared for I mean
[00:52:30] There's like some information about like the the ventilators ended up being like damaging to people
[00:52:39] Not having enough pressure in their lungs, but they're not getting enough oxygen. They're not absorbing enough oxygen
[00:52:45] So the treatment needs to be different. I mean there's like
[00:52:48] And maybe maybe that's what causes the severity of the thing once people are put on ventilators
[00:52:53] But I I have no fucking idea the point like the point isn't what the point isn't that I know
[00:52:59] And I'm a fucking epidemiologist and I'm an expert
[00:53:02] It's that we were presented with all of this expert data and these expert models that required
[00:53:12] Mostly fucking middle class or or lower middle class people out of work and fucking like destroying
[00:53:19] drinking and consolidating so many fucking industries and
[00:53:23] writing a check for 2.2 trillion fucking dollars
[00:53:27] And it's like well it needs it. Well, I guess it has to be done. I guess it just I mean something that I sort of buy into
[00:53:35] Whatever is that there were a tut there we were in a bubble and we were heading towards recession anyway
[00:53:40] And there are a ton of fucking businesses that are going to get bailed out that would have been failing like in the next two years
[00:53:47] And now they'll be solvent for the next five years because of this shit when the bill comes due
[00:53:52] They're just not going to fucking pay the loans back
[00:53:55] That's that it and it I buy into the fact that like those kind of like fucking hedge fund motherfuckers
[00:54:02] Uh, we're definitely could have definitely been behind us like having to do this for sure
[00:54:07] I think investors I think for the most part like like they looked at this thing and priced in the fucking impact of the virus months ago
[00:54:16] I think how do we make how do how do we uh, I think that I think their job is to specifically pay attention to shit like this
[00:54:23] And they say oh well, there's this virus in china. It could become a pandemic. This is probably going to cause this amount of jobs
[00:54:31] And then what now it's like what last week the stock market had its best fucking week in in like 70 years
[00:54:41] Yeah, well six million people file for unemployment. Yeah
[00:54:44] What is an option? How do we how do how do I make money off of uh, all of the suffering
[00:54:51] Buy I don't know by stocks. You want to get in that's not option
[00:54:55] Yeah, yeah, I just got robin hood app. So now I can uh
[00:54:58] No, I I'm never gonna invest in the economy. I have no idea what I'm doing
[00:55:04] I'm only buying a house dude. I gotta get on that subreddit where it's just people that are like
[00:55:10] They just do wildshitting and lose everything
[00:55:15] I don't know. Nick was talking about it wall street bets. I think wall street bets. Yeah
[00:55:23] Yeah, it was that guy one guy. There was some guy like two years ago that figured out
[00:55:26] There was some issue with robin hood where he basically got like
[00:55:32] Like a like a quarter million dollars worth of leverage and like
[00:55:36] You know, it's basically stole all this money
[00:55:39] Yeah, that rocks. Yeah, I love that guy. I forget what the story was exactly but it was very funny
[00:55:46] Yeah, I don't know what I would do if I had a ranch
[00:55:48] What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna invest in lucha lucha bring back the burrito the burritos that we that we loved that place
[00:55:55] I got I got food poisoning from there one time. No. Yeah, would you come on?
[00:56:00] You can't put that out into the world. We're about to own it. It was so funny like uh
[00:56:05] My girlfriend got like chicken quesadillas from there and then eight
[00:56:09] I got like a burrito and then she ate the chicken quesadillas and it was like throwing up and in the bathroom and crying all night
[00:56:15] And I was like damn and then I woke up the next morning. I'm like dad. Oh, there's some of those chicken quesadillas left
[00:56:24] Respect and then I ate them and then I was just fucking throwing up
[00:56:28] That happened to me one time. I got food poisoning. I didn't do a wing. It was just raw right like raw except for the outside
[00:56:37] Like I ate it like it was a corn on the cob it's so funny how much damage chicken wings have done to you in your life
[00:56:44] They've taken your teeth away from me. They've taken your health for years
[00:56:47] And then and you're you're so worried about this virus. You won't leave your house or put on clothes
[00:56:55] You're still having a week night with your venturing out your venturing out to the bar to get wings
[00:56:59] The virus delivery take away our this these colors don't run. It's not going to take my style of life. Thank you. Stop. Okay
[00:57:06] That's how we show the virus who's fucking boss. We must keep living by continuing to get other health problems
[00:57:12] Yeah, I'm not going to die from you virus. I'm dying from heart disease at like 40
[00:57:19] Trust me corona is going on put it on the board, baby
[00:57:28] We'll see mother. We'll see motherfucker
[00:57:34] It's just tough anytime a conspiracy theory happens because the dumbest people of all time. We're on it early not
[00:57:41] One of them. No women. I know for sure. I am one of the dumbest people of all time. You are that's fine
[00:57:47] That's true, but I'm just saying but even dumber than you like this girl that was like friends with my old roommate
[00:57:55] Bill. Oh, you're gonna trust the vaccine bill gates gave you yeah, and this 5g is giving us fucking
[00:58:01] And she's she's a 5g calls that bill gates is gonna give us a vaccine. That's gonna kill us
[00:58:06] Um, she also said they I mean did you see that but there's a video girl gates
[00:58:12] Does that video Bill Gates talking about using vaccines to control people's minds from like fucking
[00:58:18] You know, I I'm not taking that fucking vaccine dude. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Just oh she had some really good ones
[00:58:33] The other thing too is like 5g. It's like what I don't like is the smugness about the science because it's like it's like
[00:58:40] Imagine being in 1960 and being somebody like Adam being like, oh you think cigarettes cause cancer
[00:58:46] Have you seen all of the studies from Philip Morris?
[00:58:49] Uh, I don't think so pal. I think all of the top scientists in the world would uh, thank you sound pretty stupid saying cigarettes
[00:59:03] Like there is there's money behind the research cell phones probably are in like it's a fucking cell phone is more than anything because it's like the amount like
[00:59:11] How much fucking money is in tech and data infrastructure or whatever? It's like we're just constantly putting out, you know
[00:59:17] They say oh well, it's non ionizing radiation
[00:59:19] So if it's non ionizing radiation it can't do any damage and it's like well, okay, then put your head in a fucking microwave
[00:59:24] Like that can do damage would it feel cool would it feel warm? Yeah?
[00:59:30] I go. Oh, well, I guess in some cases, you know, you you can you can
[00:59:34] There is ways it can you know, I guess if we just I guess if we do a study and we put a cell phone next to a rat's head for three days it will
[00:59:44] You know, that's it's there's a lot of stuff there. You don't really have to worry about. Yeah, but she's just like it's a problem because
[00:59:50] Conspirient there it's like it's kind of like how I think the national inquire was the
[00:59:58] Thing that broke the Monica Lewinsky Clinton thing because they just don't
[01:00:02] Fact check anything. They'll just print whatever. Mm-hmm. Like a conspiracy theorist that's right about something happens, but it's also they're always like
[01:00:12] The moon is not real. Yeah, you know, well, that's like and then they happen to be right about one thing and it's hard to
[01:00:18] That's why I didn't I wasn't in the conspiracy theories until pizza gate because pizza gate is the perfect synthesis between
[01:00:25] Like stuff that's true and stuff that's fun and then right and then once you understand that that's all conspiracy theories are is like
[01:00:33] It's like you some of it you think is real and then you just start joking around and then yeah
[01:00:38] People are like when people like when did you start joking? You're like, I don't know. I don't care anymore
[01:00:41] That's the only way I could deal with the world because there is plenty of shit that was fucked up
[01:00:45] It's like we just we witnessed Epstein get murdered in real time
[01:00:50] By a lease like yeah, you know what you're right man after Epstein everything's on the table
[01:00:54] Exactly and it's like Epstein just happened and people are like it's a pandemic Rachel Matt out told me so
[01:01:01] Yeah, I listened to Rachel. Sorry mr. President what we believe are facts and data. Oh, well all the data is wrong. Well, who cares?
[01:01:10] Yeah, Epstein got me on board. Yeah, right. It's fake. Mm-hmm
[01:01:15] And we did just watch the Clintons kill someone in jail
[01:01:20] I was a pizza gate fucking Epstein psycho for years and everyone was calling me a faggot idiot
[01:01:25] You were and I am I am those things but that doesn't make me wrong. Yeah
[01:01:34] Damn, I forgot about Epstein for some reason you're right man
[01:01:36] You know what that girl's right too. I take back what I said and she we're dating now
[01:01:45] God damn she's been going off on her Instagram stories. Mm-hmm. That's hot to me. I like women that are retarded
[01:01:51] What in that love her in that way, you know, yes that video that like QAnon mom that's just like
[01:02:01] You know, she's just like she's got those like dick sucking french manicure nails
[01:02:06] Yeah, what's the QAnon take on angles on uh covet, huh?
[01:02:11] What are the cute people saying about I mean, it's fucking retarded
[01:02:17] And that they want everyone to stay inside so they can carry out all these like high level arrests
[01:02:24] And they're the US and s comfort and the covet because all the qAnon people were freaking out because like it was supposed to be done by now
[01:02:31] Yeah, jonlin trump is supposed to secretly arrest all of these people for a child
[01:02:35] They were gonna empty the jails and fill them with uh millionaire pedophiles. I believe right
[01:02:40] They were like any celebrity that says they have it is actually just uh, oh that was funny. That was funny
[01:02:46] Yeah, they're actually tom hanks arrested for you know, and they said oporets. Yeah
[01:02:54] You think oporent does any pedophilia, but I feel bad for the qAnon people because it's like that
[01:02:58] The there's shits up, you know, it's like they fucking and then they also have this fantasy
[01:03:02] They're like if donald trump doesn't arrest people now
[01:03:05] He's gonna lose a lot of support from his base and it's like you realize you're like 300 people
[01:03:15] Yeah, yeah, but they're you know, they're yeah, I get them. Yeah
[01:03:20] It's like yeah, they're sort of like the rights equivalent to burning people and also donald trump through this
[01:03:25] This is the most like incompetent he's ever been and I don't mean it being president. I mean it being donald trump
[01:03:32] How he is so checked out and the only time you really see him doing anything
[01:03:38] Donald trump wise is when he's like brow beating some fucking reporter for being bad at their job
[01:03:43] Yeah, and then outside of that he's just like he's like guessing he's like yeah, it sounds pretty bad. I guess you know
[01:03:49] I'll let the doctors say i guess you're right or maybe it's this
[01:03:53] Dude he had an incredible one where he was like, I don't remember
[01:04:00] You know used to be antibiotics used to kill everything and now
[01:04:04] Not understanding the viruses you can't beat them with it
[01:04:09] He's like and now it's just it's incredible. This is what the virus is doing. Yeah, and it was just it was and it's like it's a really big
[01:04:16] The problem. Yeah, he was he is crushing it. So it's tough to watch him speak because it's always so funny
[01:04:22] Yeah, I mean he's never not funny. He's really not crushing. He's like really not handling this
[01:04:27] I mean in in the way but it's in the context judging by donald trump standards. He's not doing well with this
[01:04:36] Well, that was fun. Just how incompetent he is can't also be funny. Yeah, I mean the funniest response would be the most donald trump thing
[01:04:42] Where it could be like this seems like a liberal problem. We're not gonna have send any support at all
[01:04:48] Which is yeah, he was sending ventilators to red sits. Yeah
[01:04:53] And then he was talking about like the governors that are all mean to him. They don't get any help. Yeah, that was pretty
[01:04:58] But sticking by it not doing it. There's no federal support
[01:05:02] Yeah, but he believes it sticking with this virus is fake. It's not real
[01:05:07] You know not allowing the scientists to cut his beautiful mind
[01:05:11] I mean they did cuckoo look Donnie casino is good at one thing and it's making wild fucking bets and getting right by chance
[01:05:22] You know, yes, and the way he goes right he heads the way the way he goes out
[01:05:27] Should not be by fucking listening the reason that's not it. It's got to be one big bad bet
[01:05:33] I'm like that's fucking that's the story. We deserve with him. It is
[01:05:38] Yeah, it would have been awesome if the virus was you know if if he just bet on it if he bet on it
[01:05:44] And he was wrong and this thing killed 60 million Americans
[01:05:50] fucking all that would have been a blaze of glory that would have been
[01:05:53] I'd be like look sometimes you're wrong any wins any because biden can't do anything about it
[01:05:58] They can't even have an election 60 million people are dead
[01:06:02] I find the country's just gone overnight. It's like the whole fucking country looks like flint, michigan
[01:06:08] Uh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been funny
[01:06:13] That would have been it would have been
[01:06:15] Hilarious that and forest johnson dying
[01:06:18] And being more johnson not that I was really I was really rooting for that. That was going to be so good
[01:06:24] Yeah, and quietly being replaced by mr. Bean
[01:06:30] Just the shittiest wig it's like a party store wig. Yeah
[01:06:39] But I am jealous of it. You should get it. I will dude. I'm about to rock the bores. You should be bores wick for halloween
[01:06:50] Ah fuck dude. I'm mad you didn't do that john wick costume. Dude. It's coming this halloween. I'm growing my shit out dude
[01:06:56] It's like I think you need if with your hair it would take you two years to fucking get
[01:07:01] To get the hair to the length where we were that joke would be even remotely funny. Nah, dude
[01:07:06] We're gonna get it by october dude. You talking about i'm john wick
[01:07:18] Yeah, I remember I was at a bar one time and I saw a guy was around halloween
[01:07:22] And he was already bald and he was already like kind of jacked
[01:07:25] But he had fake muscles on on top of his regular muscles and he had shaved his
[01:07:30] Hairline back even further his hair was already buzzed
[01:07:33] But then he was like so it was like a number three a bick
[01:07:36] Yeah, with a number two he receded his hairline even more just like another two inches
[01:07:40] And I was like are you Jason statham? He's like yeah
[01:07:45] I'm thinking about i'm thinking about buzzing the middle of my head because I just want the horseshoe dude
[01:07:51] I want the horseshoe so bad. Mm-hmm, but I just have this fucked up little fuzz in the middle of my shit
[01:07:55] I just wish I was totally bald in the middle then I would really grow this shit out beautiful
[01:08:03] But the lord is fucked me dude. We should probably do an extra 30 minutes because of all that arguing
[01:08:14] I won't be I won't be you keep that in mind the next time you start talking about facts and gauge shit like that
[01:08:18] Yeah, no, fuck that. I'm gonna. No, I'm not gonna sit here and listen to to more well, you know
[01:08:24] We if we didn't do it because it's fucking I don't I don't believe that you want and then I look
[01:08:31] Like if here we go again if I'm wrong. I'm fucking wrong who gives a shit, but it's like I
[01:08:37] I'm not gonna not like it's fucking infuriating. It's infuriating
[01:08:42] Hey, I'm saying that's that's I'm just saying keep that in mind. Okay. Well. I'm all right. Whatever the next time
[01:08:48] You want to talk about real shit that's annoying and fact-based instead of saying stuff like you know
[01:08:58] Oprah had a penis where was Chinese or what about with Chinese? You get that car you get the car
[01:09:05] Yeah, that kind of stuff. That's good. Give it a good one or maybe it's rickshaw's
[01:09:09] Oh, she's giving out rickshaw rickshaw. You get a rickshaw. Yep. You get a triangle hat. Yep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
[01:09:24] Pretty early on you should have just talked about that dude. You could have gotten me going with red dead
[01:09:29] You could have I this is your honesty. It's your fault. The second this shit came up
[01:09:33] You should have told Adam to shut the fuck up. I didn't say anything you started. No you
[01:09:39] Oh, well, you know, I mean obviously social distancing has an effect. I did not say that you got me started
[01:09:46] You know, I did no I did stop it was your job to say, you know, it's a lot like how Arthur gets to
[01:09:53] Curlosis, that's true and then and then I would have been oh right and you yeah
[01:09:59] Yeah, we need to Manchurian candidate you right with them. We can go back to talking about red dead
[01:10:04] That's true. Mm-hmm. I love that game though. I just kill I mean, I'm pretty early. I killed a legendary bear
[01:10:09] That was pretty fun. Mm-hmm. That's where you get that I remember that challenge you get the hat you can wear the hat
[01:10:14] Yep. Yeah, I wore the hat the whole game. I'm gonna get that I'm gonna start wearing that hat that had rocks in the cutscenes
[01:10:27] It's got a bear hat on doing like the dramatic scenes with like
[01:10:32] John Marston's like family or whatever while wearing the Viking helmet
[01:10:37] Dude, I found that pagan ritual place and I was wearing that hat and just hacking people to death
[01:10:41] Yeah, yeah, or that mask that you I love all the secrets in that game like the UFO. Do you find the UFO? I haven't found no
[01:10:48] Yeah, there's like a page and shit is fucked up
[01:10:50] There's an old church and if you go there like there's a letter you can find a church
[01:10:57] And then well, there's a letter in there if you read the letter it tells you to come back at like fucking midnight or something
[01:11:04] Pretty pretty cool. Anytime listen, I'm not doing reading in a video game. I'll tell you that much
[01:11:10] Why I love to I love the lore any game even the
[01:11:14] Like because it takes very little to make it interesting to me. I guess because I have you got a bug
[01:11:26] You're like I'm not going out the virus is I'm gonna be killed if I leave my apartment
[01:11:31] Time to stay inside and gorge myself on wings and just live in my own fill first of all wing night is on Wednesdays
[01:11:37] And I'm doing my part to keep these businesses you see you claim the care of it's Wednesday
[01:11:43] It's Wednesday somewhere, baby. What are you doing? I'm fucking so I'm keeping my bar
[01:11:50] My local bar afloat with my order literally been ordering nuts and bolts from different places
[01:11:56] Different supply warehouse keeping the same we have different keeping the supply chains live brother
[01:12:02] I respect by ordering packages of bolts
[01:12:20] Little projects. Yeah little projects odds and ends I'm working on
[01:12:28] I'm gonna put I'm gonna make a green screen that comes down from my ceiling so that I can still have cool backgrounds
[01:12:34] Miss ball my dude. I miss ball my from the zoom zoom days. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I like this service better
[01:12:41] But I wish I had ball my behind me well, I don't know there's something there's a way you can use this crowd casting to
[01:12:50] Use some other kind of fucking broadcasting software it says
[01:12:56] Just wish I had a fucking big-titted animated lady behind me to guide me through well. No, I'm saying I'm saying you can use
[01:13:03] There's like you can use other broadcasting software as like a client. Oh
[01:13:08] So I would pump in through through something else and then that might have like the zoom feature with like the custom background
[01:13:16] Got you. Are you just drawing are you dieting at all? Are you taking care of yourself for real?
[01:13:20] Oh no, I'm doing yoga. That's drinking ones. I guess I'm drinking one green smoothie a day
[01:13:27] Okay, I'm just pouring a whole bag of spinach, but your weight's not like ballooning up. You're not kidding
[01:13:32] It's not ballooning but it ain't going down. I'll tell you that much
[01:13:39] When I stopped being scared I went on a walk I woke up early a shit to for two days straight
[01:13:45] Yeah, and when there's no people out I go on a walk in like 8 a.m. For an hour. Yeah, but if I wake up too late
[01:13:51] I don't go because I'm scared of people you can't just like just even just try with like my fitness power or something
[01:13:57] Just to get an idea of where you're at intake wise. I guess I could you don't have to change anything just get an understanding of like what you're consuming
[01:14:05] Yeah, but we order food and shit. Yeah, it just I mean that's all in there
[01:14:09] But it's like you know, I mean it's like something
[01:14:11] It's you don't even have to think about it as a diet just keeping track of something
[01:14:15] Yeah, you know, I might but and then you get it then you get an idea. I'm sure it's annoying
[01:14:19] But I mean it's a good first step fucking the nap putting the app in yeah
[01:14:26] I'm against it's a struggle to do basically anything these days. Yeah, you know what you should get into is yo-yos
[01:14:32] I would love to know starler had a cradle. Yeah, you forget. I got I can I can feel what you were your wavelengths are at
[01:14:41] And I'm thinking the next move is yo-yos
[01:14:44] Yo-yos is yo-yos. Yeah, walk dog in that bed completely nude. You got rock them baby. You got two dogs going for a stroll
[01:14:55] That would be awesome. It would be awesome. Yeah, how much what's it?
[01:14:58] What's like a fucking performance yo-yo cost like $400 no, can I get the top of the line $20?
[01:15:04] No, no, you can get him in like a briefcase
[01:15:09] Yeah, there's no way that there's any reason to spend more than fucking
[01:15:15] You can eat the best equipment. You can get the best. Who's the king of yo-yos. It's got to be a Japanese guy, right?
[01:15:21] It has to be like a 12 real Japanese guy. Yeah, or just an absolute loser
[01:15:26] You'd think yeah, I mean, there's definitely one white guy that's great at it for sure
[01:15:31] I want the best fucking yo-yo. There is dude. Yeah, let me look up best yo-yo of all time yo-yo king
[01:15:40] Yeah, yo-yo, we're gonna go on Amazon. We're gonna type in yo-yo, and then we're gonna see what the most
[01:15:45] Expensive yo-yo dude right now. I see one for four hundred eighty eight dollars
[01:15:52] It's customized though. Here we go. Promos imprint personalized executive stainless steel yo-yo
[01:16:01] That's one yo-yo for $400 because I see one for four ninety nine, but it's a hundred yo-yos
[01:16:07] Oh, dude. Yo the yo-mega fireball remember that one. All right. Yeah fireball. I do
[01:16:18] Oh, the yo-mega only cost $12. Yeah, I take that back. Yeah, let's see how much of your mega fireball is
[01:16:24] Or do you make a brain? That's the one I remember
[01:16:27] The x brain you remember that I don't remember the brain. Yeah, it sucks your day fireball was a good shoot
[01:16:33] What it sucks your dick dude. Oh that I remember the fireball. Yeah, here you go. Here's the yo-mega brain
[01:16:40] I'll post it in the chat in the group text. Please do. Yeah
[01:16:44] Yeah, it includes auto-est yo-yo. What's that? I'm looking up the best yo-yo
[01:16:55] Oh, hell yeah, dude. This is a video. Mm-hmm. Yes. I do remember this one
[01:17:00] This is good shit. Oh, this guy is perfect to the video. Yeah, I
[01:17:08] He's perfect. I want to kiss this guy's for wearing his nylon
[01:17:15] This guy is perfect most expensive yo-yo
[01:17:26] Oh, yeah, I wanted to be doing tricks and shit
[01:17:30] What if if Warren Buffett had a yo-yo, what do you think he'd have?
[01:17:44] There's the original Pedro Flores yo-yo that cost 896
[01:17:56] Yeah, there's dunkin freehand mg yo-yo. Oh, yeah, dunkin's the
[01:18:00] Uh, the best name in yo-yo Adam. What are you doing to keep keep yourself occupied? I
[01:18:12] I was bought it for my birthday. Someone bought me a guitar. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. By the way, what'd you do? Thank you
[01:18:23] You could have brought it up at any time. I didn't want to break. Come on. I don't care about no
[01:18:30] I was with just it was uh some other stuff was going on here. So we didn't have much of a
[01:18:36] whatever, but um, yeah, no, I uh, I've been playing guitar
[01:18:40] I've been doing my bad paintings and I've been uh reading
[01:18:46] I've been I've been reading books again. And I've been watching a lot of movies. Yeah, what book
[01:18:51] I'm reading patrimony by uh phil broth right now. Which is a movie about a father his father. So uh
[01:19:00] You're getting married. It's been time with my father. You're married to your dad
[01:19:04] Adam's getting married to his dad and holy patrim
[01:19:07] Yep, do you take this father to be your daddy?
[01:19:13] Yeah, I'm bored out of my fucking mind. I'm yeah, I would say that yeah
[01:19:17] I have no I've cycled through everything, you know, it's like boredom and then horny and then pissed
[01:19:24] I can't even sure how how how a short-lived the fucking core horny was
[01:19:29] It was maybe a day and then it was like this morning now. I'm just pissed off
[01:19:34] And then it's like thank god. Thank god. They streamed s and l last night to save me from the misery
[01:19:39] I was gonna watch that out of some sort of like I saw the only thing I saw was just like a fucking picture
[01:19:48] Ruth Bader Ginsburg Ginsburg's home workouts or whatever
[01:19:52] And I was like this that's so funny and somebody had just photoshopped that and they were like look
[01:19:57] They're streaming s and l it would have been a perfect job. That would have been funny. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[01:20:09] Yes, I have yeah great in LA right yeah good ass sandwich. Yeah
[01:20:18] Ojoo or whatever different the uh, typically I'm not a dip sandwich guy, but that was some good shit
[01:20:24] All yeah, yeah, I mean it is a weird idea
[01:20:28] It's like hey, do you want to it's like kind of on purpose drop your sandwich on the floor
[01:20:34] Why it's not you need a hearty bread. Yeah, get a taste of what it would be like if it dropped on the floor
[01:20:38] Yeah, yeah, just someone's gonna pour a little soup in your mouth while you chew a sandwich
[01:20:43] I was going to this place like twice a week for a while
[01:20:46] It's not that good, bro. Yeah, but it was my spot. You know me. I'm a spot guy. You are a spot
[01:20:51] There's a place that's that fucking Arabian chicken spot the Egyptian spot
[01:20:57] Hour and a half travel like you gotta try
[01:21:03] Yeah, but it was it's a good deal you get a whole fucking chicken for like I don't know
[01:21:06] What was it like five bucks? It was pretty cheap, but yeah
[01:21:10] I which plays zenku or whatever. No, it's a spot like I used to I used to
[01:21:16] It's on where is it like it's on first app first. I'll go to the gym
[01:21:20] Yeah, I'll go to the gym and work out and then I would go and I would go get an entire chicken from this Egyptian place
[01:21:25] And then I would uh-huh then I would just pass out
[01:21:28] In my on my plywood in Chinatown. Just one of those spots that has like fluorescent ass lights
[01:21:33] Mm-hmm. The three quarters of the table are guys that like know the owner. Yeah playing like chess jumping up
[01:21:43] It's a horrible environment. I chicken. Yeah, I've been I got kicked out of that place numerous times
[01:21:48] Um politely because they're like we have to pray so they're like just like they'll just fucking in the middle of the day
[01:21:55] They'll be like you gotta go leave for 15 minutes and you can come back and finish a chicken
[01:22:09] In I think it's in like Soho. Maybe where it laid at night. They do
[01:22:14] It like really really good indian food because it's where all the cab drivers go that are working night shift
[01:22:23] It's we should it's it's really fucking good. Yeah, but it's just like they said up table
[01:22:30] Yeah, of course. Yeah, I don't think we'll accept you back man. Really New Yorkers only guys are stuck it through
[01:22:35] Yeah, you're not a lot. Don't start with me
[01:22:38] Well, it's like it's also too. You know this virus is gonna go on forever
[01:22:41] It's gonna kill two and a half million american. So well that we got it. We got to make sure we flatten the curve and
[01:22:47] I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting for that New York city real estate dip and then I'm getting a brownstone for a hundred thousand dollars
[01:22:55] Yeah, I mean that's that's probably never happened either. I don't think it's the dip probably literally happened last week
[01:23:05] Real estate's gonna skyrocket in a way that it wouldn't have anyways because it's all speculative investing. Right. Yeah, it's probably a lot of foreign money like
[01:23:15] The chai. Oh, that's what it is. The chinese made this so they can get free
[01:23:23] In carry from sex in the chinese did it's a thing they can have
[01:23:30] They can they can have they'll bring aussie back to eat another bat and normalize bat eating
[01:23:43] The new york city like penal system has a boat that goes once a day so you could visit your relative
[01:23:52] Cool because that's where when people die it's homeless people and then people when they die in rikers they bury them there too
[01:23:58] Mm-hmm. You can't if your relative dies a riker. You can't just give him a regular burial. I don't know
[01:24:03] Me calling on it rikers. It's like because that's the other thing too is that you don't really hear coverage about it anymore
[01:24:08] But it's a prison so it's not like you know journalists even really have
[01:24:12] Yeah, I mean, I don't trust the state. I thought yeah, I thought they fucking report what's going on at rikers island
[01:24:17] But that's probably all the deaths came from yeah
[01:24:20] I mean two weeks ago. It seemed like everyone there was going to die
[01:24:25] Yeah, yeah a bunch of people prisons got it my man Joe exonic got it in prison
[01:24:31] Harvey got it. That's right Harvey beat if Harvey can beat it then it's not that scary. I guess he is not in good health
[01:24:42] Amino deficient or whatever. Yeah, well Prince Charles is like I mean
[01:24:49] Yeah, but you Prince Charles is the guy who
[01:24:53] Is not his dad his dad is the one that would have gotten god prince prince prince Charles is old though
[01:25:02] Early 70s. Yeah, he's like seven. That's old. I mean that was yeah, I mean like
[01:25:08] Old is anything older than like fucking 55
[01:25:15] I hope we can fucking go outside. Look, I hope you're right. So I so we can all go have sex
[01:25:22] Why not because it's like again if they're fucking wrong it was like they have to justify this they have to like
[01:25:28] I don't know what fucking path for maybe you have joe biden be the one to be like you know what?
[01:25:33] We should end the lockdowns and then that can be he can be the one to find the the reddit answer
[01:25:39] He's guiding us to know when the trade-off makes sense between lives and reopening the economy
[01:25:44] Yeah, but he he wouldn't even be present until january
[01:25:48] Yeah, but i'm saying publicly he can be the democratic calls for yeah
[01:25:53] Oh, yeah for sure for ending the lock joe who can fucking even have a conversation
[01:25:58] Right, but I mean you could pull that speech off you get him to say it and then it's I don't know
[01:26:04] Leverage in terms of the optics of ending but you know who knows it's like like again
[01:26:10] Then tomorrow it could be like oh, I'm sorry 200
[01:26:16] There's a fucking 200,000 people in the
[01:26:20] Have no fucking idea. I hope the shit fucking stops. Mm-hmm. That would be tight. I love that
[01:26:28] Yeah, I want to get ahead with a gas mask on yeah
[01:26:31] I've been thinking about this some van where you fucking have like a it's like a mini van
[01:26:35] You have a plastic sheet a bang bus and a bang bus to fuck during the quarantine
[01:26:40] Yeah, and everybody everybody puts somebody sticks their pussy through it. Mm-hmm
[01:26:44] And then you fuck it. I think the strip clubs in vegas were doing drive-through
[01:26:49] Like lap dances where you like look out your window
[01:26:53] And a girl like yeah, they shouldn't you know what it would be cool
[01:26:56] Drive-through movie theaters came back that would be that would be cool
[01:27:00] Mm-hmm. That would be cool. Go get from the theater. So go get some pussy while watching
[01:27:12] Oh, yeah, I know old and I would like a drive-through movie theater. I would like to get jacked off in my corolla. Uh-huh
[01:27:19] It is how many how many cars have you fucked in how many cars have I fucked in
[01:27:24] I have no how many cars have you fucked or how many cars have you fucked in fucked in? I don't know
[01:27:28] I mean a rough gas probably six or seven
[01:27:32] Yeah, maybe I got head in a I got head in a station wagon. Yeah, I got head in
[01:27:39] I don't know if I've actually fucked in my corolla. I fucked in an ex's
[01:27:45] In Baltimore and a guy looked just looking at us
[01:27:48] Mm-hmm, and I was like, uh, I'm kind of getting nervous. She's like what?
[01:27:51] I was like just looking at this guy was looking at me in the eyes. Yeah, I couldn't stay hard
[01:27:55] The pithers scary was people across the street fucking the other day and like but like they're like right at the window
[01:28:03] Wait, didn't we see them? Oh, no, that was in the old spot. No, that was that was in the old spot. Yeah, there was no
[01:28:08] They were doing that for the health care front line workers out of respect
[01:28:13] Having sex sex on the balcony. Yeah, you go on the balcony and you get fucked in your ass
[01:28:32] Fuck dude, my dad was asking me if I could do a joke that he wanted me to do on the show. What's that?
[01:28:43] You he started jerking off with hand sanitizer
[01:28:51] Yes, dude, that's a good one instead of lotion
[01:28:55] Yeah instead of lotion people start using hand sanitizer
[01:28:59] I said I said I I said I yeah, I'll bring it to bring it to the
[01:29:03] He's jerking off for people. I'll tell you what the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
[01:29:16] You know, I think the other side of the family is actually a little bit fun. Mm-hmm. No, we're doing the press side
[01:29:25] Yeah, we said oh that was a compliment. Yeah, we're saying it's a good joke. Dude. That's I was said
[01:29:30] That sounds like an Adam Friedling classic
[01:29:32] It's it's not I get no I can't wait until the comedy clubs open back up
[01:29:37] So we can hear that as a 15 minute long bit
[01:29:40] No, that was a that was a as a 23 minute long story about that was a 60
[01:30:16] That just got me so nostalgic for funny moms
[01:30:19] Yeah, I miss you. You just lengthening a good joke for way too long
[01:30:26] That's the only fun thing about that's what I miss about stand up is just shooting on your friends
[01:30:32] It's shooting on your comedian. Literally I'm getting sad now, dude. Yeah, I'm sorry. I bombed everybody out
[01:30:39] I'm sad. You should have let me rant. Those are your options. I can bum you. Oh, no, no, no, that's at least
[01:30:44] This is bittersweet. This is not that's bittersweet. It's nice to feel human
[01:30:48] What's an example of something that's actually bittersweet and I mean like taste dark chocolate dark chocolate?
[01:30:55] Okay, I said it first bitch because I people say that all the time. They're like oh, that's bittersweet
[01:31:00] And I'm like I don't know what that means. I mean I know what dark chocolate. I know what the expression means
[01:31:05] You know, maybe cranberry, huh cranberry cranberry some kind of berry probably. Yeah, what about pussy?
[01:31:12] Pussy is bittersweet kind that it's got like sort of like a battery taste to it sometimes
[01:31:16] I don't see it to be it's only sweet metaphorically
[01:31:19] It's bitter as a taste profile. I remember having a dream when I was like
[01:31:26] That I I sucked off my friend and I had never I'd never eaten pussy before
[01:31:36] Yeah, like I like no one says suck. I say suck off
[01:31:40] You say suck off a pussy. Yeah, why not?
[01:31:44] It's funny to say I sucked her off, but in that context. Yeah, you immediately think it sounds like you had a dream about sucking off
[01:31:54] Yeah, well, but anyway, her name was mine and the dream
[01:31:57] I remember having like a like it just like knowing exactly what pussy tasted like and being like that was weird because it was like shocked me in the dream
[01:32:04] And then when I did finally like a years later
[01:32:07] Or go down on someone. I was like whoa because it was right. It was correct
[01:32:12] Dude, I said I was because you're a name because you have a you have a very like a deep
[01:32:17] Memory of the birth canal. That's what you would think but no, right that can't be right and also all the times that you're
[01:32:24] I tell you this happened to me something very similar
[01:32:26] I had a dream that I fingered Trish Stratus in the middle of the ring
[01:32:30] During Russell, you brought you bring this up every show
[01:32:35] But I'm saying I felt her pussy and that's what pussy felt like it's a similar thing
[01:32:40] Yeah, but that one you can kind of guess, you know
[01:32:44] Soft maybe like the inside of a mouth. No idea what a pussy looked like. Huh? I had no idea. I was young. Yeah
[01:32:52] I don't even think I was really looking at porn that much. It was nice, you know
[01:32:56] I still haven't watched a wrestling show. I still haven't watched Tiger King. I don't think I'm gonna
[01:33:01] Yeah, it's just it's just it's just whatever. It's fun. I got a nice piece of fish
[01:33:11] Yeah, I got some chicken I'm gonna make what else is going on
[01:33:14] I feel like there's something else that the only thing to talk about is this fucking virus
[01:33:17] And I don't know how to I got that game. I can riff about it for only so long before
[01:33:23] I haven't watched the new bluey special. Yeah. Yeah, I want to see it. I heard it's very good. I heard it's great. Yeah
[01:33:28] Yeah, you got to pay for it. Yeah, yeah, but you know he's
[01:33:33] He's out of work. So might as well pay for yeah. Yeah. He's a worker dude. Yeah, he's at work
[01:33:39] Yeah, and he's a worker. It's crazy because if this goes on for like
[01:33:43] Months, it's going like there's people are gonna have to quit comedy and I don't mean like people who are new at it
[01:33:52] Actual professional comedians who do this for a living who make all of their money on the road will be fucked
[01:33:57] Yeah, it's sad especially if they have like kids and shit. Yeah, I mean it's
[01:34:02] You know you really sad you think you have maybe a moment of like oh, maybe all the dog walkers
[01:34:07] You'll have to like go use their degree and quit doing bar shows. No, there are a lot of other people
[01:34:11] Yeah, no if anything they're fine because they didn't have a career anyway
[01:34:16] Like that's missing anything. Yeah, I went from making zero dollars and stand up to making yeah
[01:34:23] They make negative money. So they're actually better off. Yeah, things are better for that
[01:34:28] They're saving money because they don't have to pay for the train
[01:34:32] You want to deploy I've thought I've thought about it and I I want to go compound
[01:34:36] But the compound is also one of those family fun centers
[01:34:44] Yeah, mini golf mini golf hot air balloon
[01:34:47] Mm-hmm. Oh, how do you believe? Yeah, I would love to cut. Yes. Yeah bring the kids one of those sumo suit things
[01:34:54] Hell, yeah. Yeah, like in the movie blank check you basically want to live in blank check. Mm-hmm. Mr. McIntyre
[01:35:05] Yeah, that's tight. Yeah, I expect that
[01:35:08] Bring the kids over. Yeah, what movie should I watch tonight?
[01:35:11] I watched I've been watching that movies
[01:35:17] I watched a John Cassavetes movie mini at Moscow. It's pretty good. Okay, but what's a good movie though?
[01:35:23] Yeah, what's something that's not you doing? I'm finally I'm in the middle right now. I've worked to repeat the people movies
[01:35:30] Uh, I watched John stop actually just as an aside. I was thinking John Cassavetes movie sounds great
[01:35:36] What were you thinking Adam? I was thinking you should join letterbox because I want to hear your reviews
[01:35:43] I actually was thinking about it. Just I want to start with collateral your reviews would would actually be sick
[01:35:48] Yeah, I'm gonna do I you know what I'm gonna just in your voice. I think it'd be great. I'm about barter box and it's just
[01:35:57] Maybe I'll make a box calm and it's what fat people review different snacks
[01:36:08] I'm hungry guys. Yeah about the lunch time here on the west
[01:36:11] I don't understand how a letterbox became popular because I didn't know what it was until a couple of months
[01:36:16] Has it but everybody's on it now and it's like how is this not just IMDB?
[01:36:20] Matt christman was on it since like 2012. Yeah
[01:36:25] But I mean it's not even that popular. I think just people we know use it. They're just bored
[01:36:29] Yeah, I mean it's like but it's cool that you can see like wait
[01:36:33] Like if your friend liked the movie you can watch it and then yeah that is talk about it with them or something
[01:36:39] You know what fucking I'm gonna join that shit right now. You should join it
[01:36:47] Alright folks. All right. Well you feeling it. You don't want to try and drag something else out of it
[01:36:55] It's an hour 37 blood from a stone about the virus for about 37 minutes. Yeah
[01:37:03] Once this becomes the new normal as people say
[01:37:10] offending mexican day laborers letterbox. I don't think they're just vulnerable members of society. They're not offended
[01:37:16] Yeah, I think they like I think they like the letterbox says in-app purchases for what I went to I had to go to home depot
[01:37:23] For like a pro account. You don't need that. I need to go to home depot. Those guys aren't in the parking lot anymore
[01:37:35] Isn't their house. Yeah doing what in queens but doing queens just like talking to each other doing the same
[01:37:42] Watching watching cuz of it is there they're in their apartment with no furniture and they've got backpacks lined up against the wall
[01:37:48] And there's one of them just like kicking an empty gate a raid bottle back and forth around a layer
[01:38:02] Yeah, that's it. Okay. All right. Bye everyone