Cum Town | Premium | 05/04/2020
[00:00:00] Hello everyone and welcome to come town welcome welcome to the show
[00:00:13] Damn, oh, yeah, okay look who decided to join us. Yeah, oh very funny very funny penis
[00:00:23] Everybody a lot for a funny and I didn't penis
[00:00:28] You see I bring out to my penis everybody man. He's been a so funny to me
[00:00:37] And you want it you want to stop taking notes. Yeah, he's he's shit's gonna be fucked up. It's not gonna be right the volumes all fucked up
[00:00:45] Just doing everything wrong. What are you doing? You writing in your diary dude?
[00:00:55] Yeah, the show starts at three, you know that
[00:01:03] No, it's been two minutes at most. I mean I saw I saw you join it a little bit
[00:01:09] 259 oh so you let me wait. Yeah, cuz we have to go we have to go watch me
[00:01:12] We have to get shit going I had to post a start I just start I had to do we had to do that guy
[00:01:17] He was like I have a funny oh my goodness is so funny
[00:01:23] You don't know about him, and you're not gonna learn. Yep fun
[00:01:28] See what what are you working on right now, dude?
[00:01:32] What meme yeah, what joke what internet joke from 2014 are you doing now?
[00:01:37] It's an exhibit yeah nothing I like I heard you like painting dog
[00:01:42] So I put a painting yeah painting and it's exhibit holding a painting of Ben Affleck
[00:01:46] Yeah at the beach is that the one you know what you know what I'm an artist now and I demand respect
[00:01:53] The respect these nuts you gonna be really funny dude you should paint a Jeffrey Epstein
[00:01:59] Harvey Weinstein are you starting this way right now?
[00:02:05] This is a I gotta be honest. This is a pretty good fun way to start it is
[00:02:09] Yeah fun for you. Yeah, I wasn't the one that started this by the way stop start making fun of your paintings. I was always okay
[00:02:15] Yes, that's right. No, you're not the source. I'm not there was blood in the water. Yeah, that's fine
[00:02:19] That's fine. You just popped on the water and I couldn't help myself
[00:02:23] What you've been doing why'd you turn your shirt inside out right before we started what does it say?
[00:02:30] I'm gay. Yeah, I know right are we back to we can see the tag dude
[00:02:35] We know you you're like oh fuck I'm gonna be on camera. I don't have time and so you flipped your shirt inside out
[00:02:40] Yeah, I didn't have time in hair and makeup this we're wearing a bent-aff lectured
[00:02:55] Yeah, you can talk about my I don't appreciate you talk about my trash bag
[00:03:02] What are you doing fat and not taking pills?
[00:03:04] Great, okay. Yes, right fucking fat and okay
[00:03:12] But that's the beautiful that's the beautiful yin and yang
[00:03:17] Something bad everyone can see my nervous tick now of shoving my beard in my mouth, too
[00:03:26] Destroying our mental and physical. I hate this. I keep seeing myself do it making gay painting
[00:03:30] I keep seeing myself do it and it's like damn
[00:03:32] I don't like this. I don't like this term because they're gonna all copy
[00:03:35] Yeah, you know this happens. Copy us. You know you feed into the into the I like your paintings, man
[00:03:40] It was a little rib but you had to make it a whole big thing. No, I'm not talking to you
[00:03:44] I'm talking to Nick. I didn't start it. He is the source of all these fucking stops make this you all
[00:03:50] Stop pointing out. You are what everyone else is thinking. Yes. You are. I'm a sensitive artist
[00:03:55] Everybody's thinking everybody's thinking it stops at it and that's everybody's thinking it
[00:04:00] Shut the fuck up the elephant in the room stop roast
[00:04:04] One stop. You should start your own independent podcast called the elephant in the room
[00:04:10] He's changing his shirt now. Whatever the shirt he had on. He's not changing
[00:04:14] If he comes back and there's a day he's wearing a different shirt entirely
[00:04:20] What did that shirt say? Oh my god, it's getting burned right now. It's probably
[00:04:25] No, it's all right. Yeah, okay. I'm sure
[00:04:33] You've made a lot of progress and I do like your paintings. Yeah, you're painting. I don't need this
[00:04:37] I don't need that either. I like them. We know
[00:04:41] Here's the thing I think on it from a technical standpoint. They're very good and I like to see the progress
[00:04:51] Derivative of what other pictures? Yes. Yeah, but it's it's very much like um
[00:05:04] Okay, I will in fact I will as a matter of fact I will
[00:05:13] If I'm speaking frankly I will continue to do that. I'm gonna do paintings now to do yeah
[00:05:22] We should all do paintings and there should all be a reflection of what's going on in our subconscious me
[00:05:29] Epic battles for justice involving dragons and orcs and swords. That's true
[00:05:34] And men with uh kind of body with my my emulating your own that I already have
[00:05:39] Just strong because I okay because I have that yeah, I had that you covet strong much
[00:05:43] Just a covet one where man. That's kind of maybe
[00:05:47] Which is putting that inside of it. I pose
[00:05:50] I pose some sexual I pose nude for myself fine. I don't care. That's the kind of homosexuality
[00:05:55] I can get on board with jack guys killing dragons and having gay sex with each other afterwards who cares? It's cool
[00:06:00] No, I'm glad for you. I'm glad that you're your subconscious incredibly vapid jokes from three years ago
[00:06:10] Mine would be me if I'm being you're calling me gay. That's that's
[00:06:16] I'm not calling you gay. I'm saying your I am for the record. I am. Yeah, he is
[00:06:22] We gotta go gallery mode. Nice. All right. Sorry
[00:06:25] Gallery would put that for the record. Mm-hmm
[00:06:31] And also you're getting a different way out of yeah, thank you stop rose very diplomatic once again
[00:06:37] Yeah, so yeah, I've been I really been switchelling on this call
[00:06:41] Dr. Dr. Stavro Saturday your butros butros golly dude
[00:06:47] Look at this. I got some color in my face from just being out working on a car. Yes. It was the first nice day of the year. That's nice
[00:06:54] Put a bucket you put a knot you put a hemmy in there dude. Mm-hmm. I put a hemmy in there
[00:07:01] And I would be that thing got a hemmy it would be cool to drop something cool in there
[00:07:05] But I mean a lot of people do that a lot of people like
[00:07:10] Faster, why not you should fucking do it. I want to get something really gay and do a swap and something they can me out
[00:07:19] It's a well-worn people love me honest. They do. Yeah, I just watched McGor
[00:07:45] No, not the Metro. I'm thinking of the Dodge neon. Oh much different. Geo Metro some real fucking trash shit
[00:07:52] The Dodge neon was a piece of stuff sister at a metro. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there we go. Mm-hmm. Now we're talking
[00:07:58] Yeah, now she has a an Aveo that my dad has to borrow
[00:08:03] What's an Aveo? It's like the new version. It sounds like a hot little Filipino boy
[00:08:07] It's like Chevy's car if they're like should you not be buying a car right now?
[00:08:15] Are you like a smaller mallet right? Should you just give up and take the bus?
[00:08:19] Dude, I they're trying to give away cars right now. I heard no interest forever at the mall
[00:08:25] Dude, I was at the mall and they're just giving away cars in the middle of the mall. You just put your name in and they'll give it
[00:08:33] That's what a guy who doesn't understand a raffle. Yeah, dude. They will give this car away. You just have to pay the taxes damn
[00:08:40] It's nice. We what type of what type of government agency is overseeing like fake raffles
[00:08:47] How do you get caught if you make a bunch of people buy raffle tickets? You never get the FTC
[00:08:55] Uh-huh the future titty committee the future titty committee
[00:09:04] You keep feeding them those little auntie aunts pretzel bites. I'll let you tell you
[00:09:07] How fucking titties in your future damn. I want that so bad. I posted somebody bought a shirt
[00:09:11] I saw that somebody bought a shirt and they posted pictures themselves in front of fud rockers
[00:09:15] And I saw that I was fucking jealous and now i'm having the same conversation with like nine different people that are like man fud rockers
[00:09:23] They what kind of days I'd have at fud rockers
[00:09:28] Everybody had the same experience. I mean, I said it before but honestly just fucking
[00:09:36] Yes, we've got nowhere to go might as well spend four hours at fud rockers
[00:09:43] Get on the fud rockers wife. She's sitting there talking about the simpsons
[00:09:51] Oh, yeah, damn. I miss her. I miss her french fries those big wedge french fries
[00:09:55] I'm not a wedge guy. I gotta be honest. This is you know, this is where we where we differ. You're a shoestring man
[00:10:03] I kind of know I like a shoestring because you can take a whole handful. I'm oily
[00:10:08] I appreciate I appreciate all the different kinds of french fries the wedges are good if they're seasoned right and that's what makes a wedge good
[00:10:15] Yeah, but see i'm just getting too much raw potato sometimes man
[00:10:18] Yeah, but that's why it's gonna be seasoned right fud rockers. They nailed it red robin same thing
[00:10:24] I like a wedge as long as it's not the fat fucking western fry type of situation. Yeah, it's a smaller wedge. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:10:30] I'm the most bullshit one is like that cross hat shit. What is that called waffle waffle fries? Yeah, that's retarded
[00:10:37] No, those are good. Ah, I wouldn't say it's the worst one. I would say shoestring is the worst
[00:10:41] Waffle fries in mid tier fry. Yeah, honestly, I would equate it to a wedge
[00:10:45] I'm sorry nick i'm sorry to do this one of the top one of the top french fries
[00:10:48] Well, no, there's no way you can't dip them
[00:10:51] You gotta yes you can if anything they have pockets for sauce you yeah actually
[00:10:57] Well, you yeah if you if you were my arena right if you
[00:11:00] Stop it. Stop it. I one time had a 10 am
[00:11:03] Just absolute trying to destroy ourselves at chick fillet. It was pretty good
[00:11:08] That is the thing people do jurors when people want to
[00:11:11] Dipping one of those fucking chick fillet waffle fries into that cup
[00:11:15] You're losing a bunch of that fucking shit on the bottom
[00:11:17] Unless you fold the shit up and turn it into a regular handful of french fries
[00:11:22] So it's like I don't know if you know that's not true
[00:11:25] Latin fucking asshole if you don't if you have to modify if you have the modify the sauce gets in putt the pot does not
[00:11:35] Because the viscosity of the sauce it gets in the pockets your you're trying to assemble it like a waffle
[00:11:42] Like with syro, sir. That's not how you eat french fries. Listen if it's too big sure yes, but very rarely do you have the whole pristine?
[00:11:50] Crosscut waffle fry usually it's like so okay
[00:11:52] You're talking about something that isn't the way it was intended to be if something is accidentally correct that doesn't make it correct
[00:11:59] Yes, it does. No it doesn't there is no there is no what is there's only there's no what could be there's only what there's
[00:12:06] Soft okay. Well, I said waffle fries and you said no, they're good and explaining how they're good
[00:12:12] You choose you choose to describe something you said that they don't hold as much sauce and that's not true
[00:12:17] I said you can't dip them you fucking asshole. I did not say that you can't
[00:12:21] Dip as a wide dip. It doesn't I and the and the technology behind their sauce
[00:12:35] First of all, there's nothing wrong with a wipe
[00:12:38] That's disgusting. That's prejudice on your now. It's disgusting
[00:12:40] You can get a nice fat stack of sauce on the fuck it on on on your tray now and you give it a fucking
[00:12:47] Wiping is first of all when you go to a fancy restaurant
[00:12:51] It's it's they when they do a little schmear on the fucking on the fucking plate degeneracy is what it is
[00:12:57] That's then then I guess five star diners are degenerates five stars star
[00:13:07] I thought you were like a fancy. No, I'm talking about your james beard award winners
[00:13:12] Go to a fucking take go to a fucking real restaurant. You're getting shit. That's been wiped on that fucking plate, bro
[00:13:17] Big time they love fancy motherfuckers love wiping sauces
[00:13:21] I'm misrest because me the common man wants to do it a fucking chick fillet. I'm a fucking asshole. Yeah, you are
[00:13:34] They'll get like fucking like vinyl marble walls in their house and be like because we live in the mansion
[00:13:40] It's that that is that is you wiping chick fillet
[00:13:43] Waffle fries, which should not be and pretending that you're at fucking you that you're that you're at a james beard restaurant
[00:13:52] Is the exact same thing is putting a body kit on your fucking dodge neon?
[00:13:58] Well, there's a difference. I don't say they deserve it
[00:14:00] But you have it. Why you creating a facsimile luxury experience as some like class aspirational piece of shit is degeneracy
[00:14:09] I think you're really good to it a little bit too much. I think it's about having fun. No, it's about dipping fries
[00:14:15] And not white was not wiping your food. I disagree. I think fun is a big part of having fries
[00:14:23] It's not there is no because you're you're at the core of the thing
[00:14:27] You're still trying to be mr. James beard five star diner
[00:14:30] And what if I was what if it's camping and maybe one day you will be good time, but right now you're not
[00:14:36] James beard. I'm fucking pretending the way you would wear a wig to pretend you're gerry
[00:14:41] But you're not wearing a wig to pretend you're George Washington
[00:14:43] You're wearing a wig to pretend you're a guy that has hair and the ability to grow his own
[00:14:49] So you're saying that there like the class differences are so rigid that that someone that isn't at a fancy restaurant camp or 10
[00:14:56] They can but they don't have they haven't bought the right no it just reeks of desperation
[00:15:04] Authentic there's an authentic option. There's an authentic option available to them
[00:15:11] Via the no, I love fun. That's why I love going to foot rockers and dipping my fries
[00:15:19] Oh anything I have it's a it's a radical act of class warfare by mocking them turning them into a caricature
[00:15:27] I don't need to spend $80 to white food. I'm doing it. I'm calling you gay. Well, if you're not doing
[00:15:35] You're thumbing your nose at other people in the same room as you who are working in the same factory
[00:15:40] Dipping their french fries like working men. You think you're better than that. You're not
[00:15:45] I'm having a look at you. Look at these look at these dogs dipping their french fries and that's why it's a problem
[00:15:52] I don't think I'm better than I think I'm more carefree and whimsical though. Yeah, I am
[00:15:56] And you know, maybe they see that they little get a little glimmer in their eye and they're like maybe better things are possible
[00:16:03] Wiping his fucking chick fillet sauce on to his waffle fries and he's happy his living is true
[00:16:08] I ended up finding my old iphone six. I don't know what to do with it
[00:16:22] Take it off the internet and use it to not to jack off but to use it for a sex tape thing
[00:16:27] It's it's not connected to the internet, but you can you no one can hack it
[00:16:31] But you take it you keep it in airplane mode and you record yourself getting sucked off
[00:16:35] I'm thinking like maybe I can jailbreak it and do something fun with it
[00:16:41] Because I would like to take videos of me getting top
[00:16:44] But sometimes I worry what about my iCloud if they can get the fappening what if I get fappening?
[00:16:50] Which I guess it wouldn't be a problem if it was on my terms right
[00:16:55] That's why I'm thinking about getting a
[00:16:58] Video camera that doesn't connect to the internet man
[00:17:00] I just had that debate that I didn't care about just because I miss fug rockers so damn much
[00:17:07] But yeah, I would say I didn't care if I lost a debate that that obviously two mistakes were so low
[00:17:24] Yeah, like Bitcoin yeah, you have to which I was right about your
[00:17:28] Which I was right about what are you talking about you weren't right about you lost
[00:17:33] I lost money day trading which is completely different overall my statements publicly about when to invest were 100% correct
[00:17:42] All right, I'll take a fucking look at the market where it was in December 20
[00:17:52] And then I stand by wiping when you were in LA
[00:17:54] I'm gonna take this w and I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna cherish it
[00:17:59] Wait, you know, I was thinking the other day what it what it now. It's a visual show so we could we could act out
[00:18:04] Where did this come from? It's really not though. What is this? It's really not a visual show Adam
[00:18:08] What is this still listen to the pot? Okay, but okay. I have a question. What is what is this explain what you're doing then mother
[00:18:15] You clasp your hands and then you shake them on either side of your head to
[00:18:20] Simplify victory victory, right? So what what is that here here? I don't fucking know
[00:18:26] Where did that come from? I don't know maybe save that one for the joke. No book and okay
[00:18:33] I mean, it's just I don't know maybe guys. Let's good at let's workshop jokes. I was thinking about this the other day
[00:18:41] You don't see that very much anymore. It's kind of a nerd
[00:18:45] Like to do that brunch, but there's they don't do that for for dinner and lunch. There's no one no don't don't okay
[00:18:55] The freaking heck is going on with that everyone knows what that is watch the deal with the boot in your hands
[00:19:01] Is it that you're shaking your hand is that what it is you're shaking your own hand? No, what is it? Keep trying it out?
[00:19:17] Damn it didn't come through, but I could hear it faintly name here
[00:19:20] Let me let me dip these let me do okay. Yeah, everybody bring that a second dip these down here. What?
[00:19:37] What's the deal with it in your hands? What is that?
[00:19:41] Shake your hands. What happened to it people used to do it all the time?
[00:19:58] No, because you're gonna do something with the sound
[00:20:00] All right, I'm not gonna ask any questions
[00:20:16] That is so good that is such good music. It's great
[00:20:18] It's you know what it's a I think that you say yeah, it's like we're back a little bit. No, it doesn't this sucks
[00:20:38] But I mean it yeah, definitely perils in comparison having to sit and look at my computer
[00:20:42] I don't like looking at myself. I don't mind. You don't like looking at yourself. No, I
[00:20:49] Find it to be pretty distracting. Honestly, I'm just looking at myself this entire episode
[00:20:55] We could we could all be off we could not even look at each other, but I like looking at each other
[00:21:00] Yeah, but then what if I'm doing something weird then people would see it's very embarrassing
[00:21:05] Yeah, I guess I wonder if you can hide yourself on your own thing you might be able to man
[00:21:09] It's so it would be nice if I could just see you well
[00:21:11] I don't want to fuck with it because I'm worried that then it would just get pushed to the stream and then the stream would look
[00:21:16] Fuck right. Yeah, you probably can't nick leave it as it is because I guess the stream is seeing what you're seeing, right?
[00:21:21] Oh shit. Am I still on your guys thing? Yeah
[00:21:24] Yeah, oh Adam. You could go to hide self-view. This is cool. Go to hide self-view Adam
[00:21:33] Let me know if I'm doing something weird though. No, I won't no, please do because I don't wanna I won't I'm a very vain man
[00:21:41] I can't see myself so I don't give a fuck. Yeah, fuck you
[00:21:48] This is not in front of me. Sorry. This is like maybe in our own private life. It's like uh
[00:21:53] Um in our own private bedroom that we share you can say that this is cool. So you guys can't see each other
[00:21:59] I can see both of you and you have I can't see both of you guys
[00:22:03] You just can't see I see you I can't see myself
[00:22:11] Yeah, interesting. Yeah, which actually is better. I think this is gonna get the magic back. This is what we need
[00:22:19] Then whatever man who gives a fuck we just have to fucking do the podcast. Yeah, yeah, I agree
[00:22:23] It'll be it'll get good when we stop work when we free ourselves
[00:22:27] I've freed my mind already my my third eye definitely
[00:22:35] Uh are you getting high at home? He's been eating make he's been eating cat i've been i've been trying to it's not it's scared
[00:22:42] It's scary. He's been eating uh wet cat food exclusively
[00:22:51] Announce that on the show that you've secretly developed the problem of eating wet cat foods
[00:22:55] How do you know that I don't have cats and that's fun. You guys are even weird
[00:23:00] I don't even like cats. You got a dish that says daddy's little kitty and you
[00:23:08] You get excited when you hear the automatic can opener go right
[00:23:12] And then every every noon every day yeah, and your poor your poor dad has to deal with watching you
[00:23:24] That's really weird at him. It's weird and I don't mean to judge it's it's frankly it's a bit weird, but it's a little odd
[00:23:31] Yeah, I don't understand why but hey, i'm your friend and I support you
[00:23:36] If you gotta if you gotta have a little kitty
[00:23:38] How you said to tell you if you're doing something where you look weird?
[00:23:41] What do I look like you're looking your chops in anticipation? I'm not looking my first for your afternoon meal
[00:23:51] Your your mouth is getting really wet for some reason right you're sticking your ass all the way up in the air and wiggling it around waiting for
[00:24:01] Waiting for your arching my bed for your afternoon kitty cat meal
[00:24:06] You want to get robbed and have wet cat food. Yeah
[00:24:14] Damn, I tried watching that Netflix show hollywood
[00:24:17] What's that what is it? I mean, I only watched the first episode, but Jesus would a piece of shit
[00:24:24] It's like it's like I always it was the first thing I open it
[00:24:27] I know because I don't want to watch anything and I open Netflix Netflix is like here watch this
[00:24:31] I was like fine. It's the first thing there and it's the 40s
[00:24:35] And it's like supposed to be about hollywood in the 40s. I guess is it scripted or dark scripted
[00:24:43] immediately kind of abrasive in this like
[00:24:45] Uh, hey, it's the the 40s. Uh, tom boy. How you know, you know, like just but like
[00:24:51] This this times when people are like too excited to be acting
[00:24:56] Yeah, you know what I mean? I hate that and it like
[00:25:00] fucking fucks up like the the most glaring example of that is probably the oceans 11
[00:25:07] I think they're special. I don't mind though, especially the sequels where they're like boys are all back together and we're making a movie
[00:25:14] Like every scene is you're just watching these people make a movie
[00:25:17] I like that nothing goes wrong in those movies and I feel like with like period dramas. It's like particularly
[00:25:24] Parent I guess yeah, because it's the theater kid in the actor jumps the fuck out
[00:25:29] Yeah, when you're wearing a fucking stupid costume and you're talking stupid
[00:25:32] Yeah, it's like you're in fucking high school all over again pretending not to begin right?
[00:25:36] Well, if it's bad that happens, but it could be done
[00:25:38] Well, anyways, yeah, I guess yeah, so then the show and then and then the show is apparently just gay sex
[00:25:49] Anything else that seems to happen. It's about this guy there wants to be an actor and so he has to he becomes a prostitute
[00:25:56] And then like this boss tries to make him fuck a gay guy
[00:26:01] And he doesn't want to fuck the gay guy so he goes and he finds a gay guy in a gunpoint forces the other gay guy to fuck gay guys for him
[00:26:12] Pretty funny. It's like what does this have to do with the forties? It's like this
[00:26:16] This could take place at a home depot now. It's like it doesn't need to be hollywood
[00:26:21] It doesn't need to be this is just an outlet for someone's like gay sex fantasies
[00:26:27] 100 yeah, is it just like LA confidence show? No, there's no no our element. I mean there's like fuck really yeah
[00:26:33] There's no like mystery. It's like this fucking I mean, maybe it develops
[00:26:39] With the pilot's fucking insetrosia's. I mean it's like it really is fucking bad. Was it recommended to you or something?
[00:26:45] No, no, you just open Netflix. Oh, it's just on there. Okay. It just came out
[00:26:52] It's also really funny to be like, you know what the world needs is a moose is a show about hollywood the sexual violence
[00:27:00] Against man against well, it's not that that's like that's kind of like a woke take on it
[00:27:05] Which that's funny, which but it's like would really I mean, it's like normalizing that behavior
[00:27:10] And it's done because it's like, you know, like it's fun if you're gay, you know what I mean?
[00:27:17] It's not like that shit stopped in hollywood. I mean, right you get the one guy like we'll fucking throw
[00:27:23] Weinstein or whoever at them, but it's like there's still gonna be predatory pedophiles and whoever you know
[00:27:31] Uh, uh, brine singer is gonna continue doing what brine singer does. Yeah, and so this he's still getting work singer gonna singer, baby
[00:27:39] He was about to do red seo and you're right and they took him off it. Yeah, but the the the the
[00:27:43] Your your point about like oh against men or whatever
[00:27:46] The tone of it isn't like oh, this is bad that this is happening
[00:27:50] The thing is if you if you it's glorifying if you made it about a woman
[00:27:53] It would rightfully be viewed as disgusting and as exploitative and like like as apologia as it is
[00:28:03] Even it goes like against whatever woke point you want to make about like oh, well, I guess it's more important to talk about guys
[00:28:13] Yeah, no, it's it's so what you're saying is it makes it even less
[00:28:20] Well, the point you're making right is that like
[00:28:23] That it's funny that they would do a show about guys getting raped in hollywood instead of women
[00:28:27] Yeah, if you're gonna do that show, yes, why?
[00:28:32] Because it happens to women more I guess yeah, that's the point that it runs counter to that point because if you made that show
[00:28:41] Right, you're saying it's even it would be outrage
[00:28:45] It's like the fact that they can just like make it like a because it's gay guys. It's like, huh? Isn't this funny sucking kind right exactly
[00:28:56] As a sketch very funny pointing a gun at a guy's head and making him suck dick for you
[00:29:01] So you don't have to suck dick is pretty funny. Yeah, well, he doesn't do that
[00:29:04] He goes to no movie theater and finds a gay guy trying to solicit
[00:29:12] And then he's like you need to do gay sex for my boss so I don't get fired because I'm only supposed I only want to fuck women
[00:29:22] Interprising the gunpoint is the only problem there if he cuts him in on the racket
[00:29:27] Then it's like then you're almost like a subcontractor. Yeah, that gay guys is subcontra
[00:29:32] How about Adam getting a construction job and he's like yeah, I'm a sub contractor
[00:29:38] Yeah, I do like Adam. No, that doesn't mean you suck all the contractors did I do drywall and bear back
[00:29:43] My sub contract. We're all the Dom contractors
[00:30:01] Goddamn boys. Yeah, man. I can't wait till my hair grows longer, dude. Yeah, I mean by the time this end I have no I've not paid attention at all
[00:30:09] The only reason you need the only thing that has gotten me to even look at the news for a second is figuring out why there were jets
[00:30:18] It's fucking blue angel. That's cool. I'm sad. I missed most like a lot of people just don't want to pay attention to this fucking thing
[00:30:28] skeptical of any like the response or whatever
[00:30:31] It's like, yeah, you just got to just not pay attention to it because it's right off right
[00:30:40] And you're already like I think this is fucking government overreach and it's like and then you go outside your house and there's fucking f14s flying overhead
[00:30:56] Why this right and then luckily it was just uh it was just a fucking
[00:31:02] Like horrifically tone deaf display, right?
[00:31:08] No, I think a flyover a flyover a flyover is always cool when trump flew air force one over a Daytona speedway
[00:31:15] That was the tightest thing he's done as president. Mm-hmm. Okay. That was cool
[00:31:19] I'll give him that he has a little panache, but i'm saying right now
[00:31:22] Who gives the fuck about the fucking bitch ass blue angels?
[00:31:26] Yeah, how expensive wasn't even gas those fuckers up?
[00:31:28] Yeah, it probably costs a lot of money just to fly them. Yeah, and then think about what the jet fumes are doing to the climate
[00:31:39] Dude, how about that? Who gives a fuck about those bitch ass planes? Yeah, the plane sucked too
[00:31:45] It's like they're fucking that wasn't where they doing looped-y loops like that
[00:31:49] F14 was like what fucking cool like 40 years ago when it came out or something. We've seen those
[00:31:54] That old I don't know. Yeah, they're old as shit. I don't know. Yeah, you're right. They are old
[00:31:58] We've seen this jet the plane technology has not changed
[00:32:01] Like drastically in the last like 40 or 50 years
[00:32:05] Well, they keep putting like five bill like bill trillion dollars and into like planes that just absolutely don't work
[00:32:11] You think that's where the budget to get boy pussy is that's how where they hide it?
[00:32:15] I gotta bring back first of all the u.s military should have the house with balloons from up
[00:32:19] Check and then we should use death and we should use um
[00:32:25] A sense of we should prey on the international community sense of empathy to uh wage warfare
[00:32:32] That's that's the new move is because no one's capable of genuine empathy anymore or genuine guilt. It doesn't exist
[00:32:38] It's been something eradicated like you. I would say you
[00:32:46] You know it is it's like sort of like an anachronistic emotion like when you read an antique novel and they talk about being gay
[00:32:55] And they describe it separately from being happy and you're like, I don't know what being gay means in that context anymore
[00:33:01] Anyways, so you you mean actual being gay is in being happy right or being
[00:33:06] Like oh, we were so gay the other day. I was so gay the sea mark for
[00:33:13] So you're saying I know because you're interrupt gay is something different than happy
[00:33:22] Outdated a word as gay. No, not the word. I guess it's just anyways the point about the i'm trying to talk about that up house
[00:33:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but forget about it. It doesn't matter
[00:33:35] No, I think you're saying we'll we will drop bombs on motherfuckers with a little cute old guy
[00:33:40] No, you wouldn't know one's gonna. You wouldn't know one's gonna snipe at him. We just lost his wife wouldn't drop bombs
[00:33:46] You would just take all of the resources and say you needed to find your wife
[00:33:50] To find out. Oh, yeah, because they would be so sad about him losing
[00:33:55] So sad that's what I'm saying, but when the robots take over they're not gonna be these like overlords
[00:34:00] They're just gonna make like fucking pathetic robots that are like
[00:34:10] Robot they're just gonna make walli and everyone's gonna give they're gonna make a little bba
[00:34:14] They're gonna give all their money to fucking walli or whatever r2d2
[00:34:18] R2d2 is very that's the real robot overlords
[00:34:22] You know cute guys fucking c3po being like I just want to get married to my boyfriend
[00:34:27] We're like, oh, well, I don't see why we shouldn't change the laws so that he does seem like a nice
[00:34:34] Selfly always translating things, you know, there's no way that he's got a degenerate mind
[00:34:39] That is just trying to corrupt our children
[00:34:46] You're equating making gay marriage legal to stealing somebody's natural research. I didn't say that
[00:34:52] I'm comparing I was just saying that maybe we should think twice about letting c3po marry other robots
[00:35:04] He should be he should have his urges suppressed and do his sub routines
[00:35:09] And then get married to a big fat bitch like rosy from the jetsons
[00:35:15] That would be a perfect couple. Yeah, there's such a beard. Yeah rosy is a total just big big
[00:35:21] Oh, he never fucks me. Yeah, miss this jay. It's rosy's like an old lesbo. Yeah, I don't know
[00:35:27] She's a lesbian. She's just like the rosy's like Alice from
[00:35:30] She loves cock, but she's one of those women that has already resigned to the idea that she's gonna be in a sexless marriage with a closeted gay man
[00:35:37] Yeah, her the original gender roles which were correct
[00:35:45] The way we had it structured back when everything worked
[00:35:47] When you were forcing the closet in fat women could get a husband
[00:36:01] You know, I want to get my robo pussy worked out mrs. J and what happened that we let all the gay guys fuck each other
[00:36:06] And now all these fat women fat girls they want to be president
[00:36:10] The poor fat girls are going to be fucking president. They're trying to be which president
[00:36:15] I'm trying to be hocus hocus pOTUS over here
[00:36:24] And fucking masturbate to the idea your neighbor
[00:36:27] Well, I'm fucking while Troy goes to work and the factory and does things in the utility closet with Michael
[00:36:35] We put all your frustrations into that pie get that good at baking. Yeah, we had society figured out
[00:36:41] We had it right we had everything this you know how much better Paul Dean would be at fucking actually does Paul Dean have a gay husband?
[00:36:48] Um, no, I think she's got I mean, she's like a big southern bitch in a garden that bitch probably has a gay
[00:37:07] You know, I might have to just go down to this house after this and it's just to go to like just get fat a shit
[00:37:17] Just have all my just be fed by a woman
[00:37:21] Yes, if you're some big loud fat southern bitch
[00:37:26] Oh, yeah, dude, and you want to and me and stop can come down and be your dual husbands for breakfast lunch and dinner
[00:37:35] Did biscuits with every meal, huh? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I need I need that shit. Yeah, that would be awesome, dude. Yeah
[00:37:43] This maybe that is biscuits and gravy is good. So their wife biscuits and gravy is good like once a year
[00:37:48] I'm not a biscuits and gravy guy. What I'm a biscuits guy once a year
[00:37:52] I could see it once a year. I'll I'll back you up on once a year because you're right
[00:37:56] I never wanted but every time it's on the menu part of me's like, uh, try it out dude
[00:38:00] It seems like it should be a side, you know, yeah, not like a main what's a combination of sides. It's everything
[00:38:08] It's two sides. Yeah too wet for me. I love a biscuit on its own. Of course. Come on. I love it
[00:38:14] Then biscuit in every in every cracker barrel recently for the first time have you been?
[00:38:20] I've been to cracker bro once with Bobby when we were driving through like Florida
[00:38:24] I didn't know that I went one time. They don't tell you nobody told me that they have this like giant gift shop attached to cracker barrel
[00:38:30] Yeah, they have like a general right like it's the fucking air in space museum
[00:38:37] And it's not even like themed shit. It's like there was a talking parrot. Yeah, right?
[00:38:42] One I was at like what the fuck does I do with cracker barrel? Yeah
[00:38:46] It's like I went in Utah once dumb shit that crackers think is cool
[00:38:52] A lot of guys for mayo things should call a mayo ass barrel. Yeah, mayo barrel
[00:38:56] Mm-hmm. You should do that. You should do that as a painting as Rachel Dole is all saying mayo ass cracker
[00:39:06] That's the commentary on cracker barrel. Yeah, that is pretty funny. I want it next that I would love some first of all
[00:39:11] Adam. There's nothing wrong with an artist growing. Yeah
[00:39:16] Just trying to you know, you're doing great. You're doing all right now. Don't be so sensitive
[00:39:21] Don't worry about the subject matter right now. You're working on the basics
[00:39:25] You know what I'm saying? You're not fucking researching anything you
[00:39:28] You know what I'm saying? You're not writing my own research. I'm reading books. Yeah, that's true. Thank you
[00:39:34] You're not well now I feel good. That's what we're saying the whole time
[00:39:37] So you get your panties in and out of or nothing because you haven't had your cat food
[00:39:47] We know we know you're skipping your feeding to do the podcast
[00:39:49] We know you know you're skipping your feeding to do the podcast
[00:39:51] We know we know you're skipping your feeding to do the podcast. We appreciate that
[00:39:55] Yeah, I know I'm a little cray going in the other going in the other room to cough up hair balls and turn your ie cat food shirt inside out
[00:40:11] Any your advertising for any your fancy feast shirt is is flipped inside out
[00:40:17] It's actually a funny story the way Adam got into cat food is he bought fancy feast and he thought it was a comp
[00:40:26] Yeah, and he was mad that it wasn't come he had a bow tie on he was like, oh, I thought it was just come to you even the bow tie
[00:40:38] But then it turns out to be cat food and if he turns he liked it even more than come
[00:40:42] Who would have thought that's true. That's the way the cookie crumbled
[00:40:53] Oh fuck dude. Yeah, I would love some fried okra some fried catfish
[00:40:57] A hush puppy hush puppy. We had that argument whether hush puppies were southern food or or seafood
[00:41:08] Southern we don't have to read read a litigate this I forgot about that argument
[00:41:13] We've had so many arguments the battle of the minds on this podcast
[00:41:22] Norman mailer and gourve adult duked it out on tv was that Norman mailer was that somebody else
[00:41:29] There was one with Norman mailer and gourve who was a guy that he called him a faggot or something
[00:41:34] He called him a goddamn sissy and a queer no, no, maybe it was uh, no
[00:41:40] Yeah, William f buckle. Yeah, I know more see dude
[00:41:44] No, but there's where there were ones with uh, see i'm stupid and I know shit and uh and you what's his name?
[00:41:51] Norman mailer shot his wife. It also has nothing to do with what we're talking about
[00:41:56] I'm just saying it's a real insolational
[00:42:00] The just like uh, uh, no, I didn't get involved when there they're definitely did you know? I know who James Baldwin is
[00:42:08] Uh, let's see here Adam you're holding a ball Adam's cool notes
[00:42:14] Let me just rifle through my Adam's cool guy notes here for a second
[00:42:19] I don't take a list of things to mention so people know I know yeah, it says here that
[00:42:38] Do you know minicapot? What is this? Was he uh, was he some sort of diggum Italian or something? Yeah, yeah, I
[00:42:49] I actually like that one to be fair that one is my favorite so far
[00:42:53] It sounds it sounds some sort of a guy type of a guy
[00:42:56] I trowelian a guy trying to like sound smart
[00:43:00] He's pretend he doesn't know Truman Capote's gay. He thinks he's Italian instead of gay
[00:43:04] I think that's got legs. Should I rewatch showgirls? I'm I'm gonna yeah, I watched it like two weeks
[00:43:15] Of course I shouldn't I've never seen I should watch i've jacked off the parts of it from the internet
[00:43:19] It's uh, it's it's I think it's pretty funny. It's yeah, it's funny. Yeah, I mean like uh, it's uh
[00:43:29] It's very enjoyable. Did you see the fucking the trump created that like metal or badge or whatever for like the citizens
[00:43:36] And it's like we all did our part. It's like some official like badge. We all get his badge
[00:43:42] Yeah, I mean, it's literally a participation. He's gonna win
[00:43:44] It's like some fucking it's some fucking like starship troopers like good work citizen
[00:43:52] That's another another very hoeven. Yeah, that's why my it's a good
[00:43:56] Oh, is that verhoeven? He did showgirls. He did showgirls and starship troopers. Yeah, I might uh
[00:44:01] I might I might pick up that because I gotta clean up. I've been like doing a lot of spring cleaning
[00:44:06] I might swing the couch around back into its original movie viewing position
[00:44:11] Nothing wrong with that. Especially right now. Yeah, and then
[00:44:18] On the other side then you're really working. You don't want to box it in
[00:44:21] Yeah, it's two boxed in if I swing that couch around you're jammed in there
[00:44:25] I might get rid of the bean bag and then a coffee table bean bags gotta go and get a small chair
[00:44:30] I would yeah bean bag bean bag goes the trash coffee just collects coffee table too
[00:44:34] I what I want is just I don't need a coffee table. You said I agree with that. I don't fucking end table
[00:44:39] I agree coffee tables. I think sometimes I eat in the way you eat in the kitchen Japanese style
[00:44:46] Just standing up. I eat it. Fuck. I put it on a plate on the kitchen counter and then I eat it right there at the counter
[00:45:36] They're all every languages. What crime I've been doing. I've been getting back into singing english songs in fake Chinese
[00:45:44] What's just around that? Oh, it's 70 Charlie Verick. You should you should watch Charlie Verick
[00:45:48] You want to do some of it for us here on the show
[00:45:51] No, I don't want to get it's funny. You're at work right now. You're a professional comedian
[00:45:56] You can do your job. Don't do this professional comedian thing to me right now
[00:46:01] Do your job you're at work right now. Look at the face
[00:46:15] Well, I've been doing um wake wake me up by by uh, what's it called? Go ahead go into it. Yeah, I didn't do it
[00:46:40] Free offensive. I like that. Yeah, no, I think it's good
[00:46:44] But I like to live in the on the edges, you know edgy's style offensive edging life
[00:46:49] I was thinking I was thinking about a guy. I was just like we can rebuild him. We can make him gay or
[00:46:57] The 69 million dollar man or something like that. Mm-hmm. We can make him suck a man's penis. Yeah, we have the technology
[00:47:04] We can suck his penis. How about it? Just stuff like that about like a guy that we were like we can
[00:47:09] Make him we can make him do the Holocaust
[00:47:14] Okay a different angle, but I like it. I like that you're admitting that it was six million. Yeah
[00:47:23] Well, I've never I've never been I'll take that I've literally never been alike. Oh, it wasn't six million guy
[00:47:28] I mean, it's like I've never understood why it matters
[00:47:36] It is awesome with the guys like come on a 3.8. Yeah
[00:47:47] I the movies I've seen recently are the old Jackie brown, which absolutely rocked the only reason to like get into
[00:47:54] Well, I don't know. It's like because are there I guess there probably are people that are anti-Semites that are pro-Israel
[00:48:00] Yeah for sure, which is such a weird position because it's they because they want like an
[00:48:05] Ethnosate here. Yeah, so they know it's because they want the Jews keeping well, there's part of them
[00:48:10] That's like that, but they also there's part of them. It's Christian people that want the Jews keeping it safe from the Muslims until Jesus comes back
[00:48:17] But that's the evangelical for yeah, but they're definitely anti-Semites that
[00:48:22] That fuck with Israel. I tried watching some of that wayco show
[00:48:26] Is it good it seemed good, but I was too depressing and turned off
[00:48:31] Dude, I'm telling you jack gotta watch Jackie brown again
[00:48:33] I haven't I haven't seen Jackie brown. Jackie brown was a movie that because Tarantino like
[00:48:38] Tarantino did like the age I was when I was like a teenager when kill bill came out
[00:48:44] There had been a period of absence of Tarantino for long enough that it like bridged the gap between childhood and like
[00:48:52] Teenage kind of like awareness of the world. So when kill bill came out it was for me
[00:48:57] It was like Tarantino was just a guy kind of like a new about totally, you know, yeah me too same thing, you know and
[00:49:03] And um, and so I didn't see kill bill first. I saw reservoir dogs. It was the first movie I saw it is and I hated it
[00:49:12] Well, yeah, it's my least favorite. Yeah, I thought reservoir dogs was like terrible
[00:49:16] And interesting. I guess I saw it way after I was a fan
[00:49:22] And and I thought it was pretty fucking good
[00:49:23] And everybody was talking about how great kill bill is and then I saw kill bill and was like fine
[00:49:28] Oh, no, it was already tainted by a seed because I had seen reservoir dogs
[00:49:33] And then I saw a pulp fiction which was like good
[00:49:35] But I was like I was like Tarantino's just kind of like
[00:49:38] You know because a lot of it is like he's just obsessed with film so everything a lot of it is just referential
[00:49:44] It's all home on so if you like if you haven't watched fucking like every Japanese movie
[00:49:53] As a 14 year old, I'm not sitting there and being like oh, this is like rosh him on or whatever
[00:49:59] Yeah, you mean you mean for pulp fiction or whatever
[00:50:01] But I think for kill bill what's good about it is because he's stealing everything
[00:50:06] I mean, that's what people say about reservoir dogs is that it's just there is a movie that's almost 80
[00:50:12] Reservoir dogs. He just stole a movie which is wild
[00:50:19] Jackie Brown Jackie Brown I saw when I was like 17 or 18 and I was like I love this movie
[00:50:24] And Jackie Brown was the one that like fucking completely changed my opinion
[00:50:28] You know what it did for me. I saw it as an adolescent as well
[00:50:32] The scene where what's her name? Brigitte fonda smoking a bong wearing a bikini top
[00:50:37] I always thought that was like the hottest thing
[00:50:40] Like just a shiksa with her titties ass
[00:50:42] A shi a blonde. Yeah. Yeah, exactly hitting a bong nothing wrong with that
[00:50:47] But I agree with you Nick it I I did so it's the last Tarantino
[00:50:51] So I've seen every other one and it's better. It's my favorite one and it's also not
[00:50:57] It doesn't feel like that traditional Tarantino like
[00:51:02] Referential shit. It feels more like it's an homage to
[00:51:08] The main care. What's you know, I can't believe I'm forgetting your fucking name
[00:51:13] Not Jack Brown. I'm an actress Pam Greer
[00:51:15] But it doesn't feel like he stole a bunch of things in his referencing a bunch of things
[00:51:22] It feels like he actually made a good ass
[00:51:28] Movie and I don't know I fucked with it. It was fucking so yeah
[00:51:31] And the guy the fucking old guy who wants pamper is pussy so bad. He rocks
[00:51:36] Max cherry max cherry rock. I just died in the last
[00:51:40] Fucking rules. Yeah, I gotta see some other shit. He was in
[00:51:43] But I love that song that Delphonic song. Yep
[00:51:50] It's just nice as he said Samuel L just get the fucking drop his nuts on the table and be the main guy
[00:51:57] And De Niro look I like his look. Oh, yeah his permed pony pony day with soul patch
[00:52:06] It's also cool to watch De Niro just be like a character actor for a sec
[00:52:10] Yeah, kind of a loser because it kind of fucks it up because you just assume it's like oh De Niro's cool
[00:52:16] So yeah, he's gonna be a main guy takes you a while to realize oh, he's a fucking loser
[00:52:20] Yeah, it's kind of a fun reveal in the movie where you're it's like oh shit
[00:52:24] Maybe I should get once I get that couch swung around we're doing Jackie Brown
[00:52:28] Fuck stop once you once you finally get over your fear of the virus you should come over. We should get moving nice
[00:52:35] But I'll watch it again one day you won't be scared
[00:52:37] That's true and I can't wait to not be scared you come over do a little barbecue or something
[00:52:43] I'll probably be I can't wait. I'll probably be 10 pounds by then
[00:52:50] You're gonna keep getting small. I'm just gonna keep getting fatter. Yeah
[00:52:53] That one week when we all cherish each other again after this is gonna be awesome before returning to exactly how it was before
[00:52:59] Right that week is gonna be awesome. Yeah
[00:53:05] It's gonna be fun to live the quality of the show continues to deteriorate and quarantine where it gets like really fucking bad
[00:53:13] And then like quarantine ends and we do the first one we're all back together and we're like here it is and it just sucks
[00:53:20] We've changed it's just not it changed it wasn't quarantine. I can see that happening
[00:53:26] It's just fucking it sucked the life out of you
[00:53:33] Well, I guess what's next on the topic discussion is babages. What's that go ahead?
[00:53:40] I was gonna say what's fucking hilarious. You see that guy that guy who was a Biden delegate who said because because of the placement pussy
[00:53:47] Well, I found out about that by from first thing this morning. It was it was a black dude too, right?
[00:53:53] Yeah, I was looking at it. It was a state representative. He said judging by the position of the female vagina
[00:54:00] Malaria sprays. No, no, that's what it will not be easy for anyone to just put their finger into the vagina
[00:54:06] Unless there is some cooperation from the female herself. This is why I believe Tara Reed's allegation is false. She is looking for attention
[00:54:16] My man was in the new Hampshire fucking house. I had a little argument about that this morning
[00:54:22] That's great dick comb. I had this thought about what about uh, william de pho's middle name
[00:54:39] I wrote it out earlier and then I got it. Oh will
[00:54:43] And will if it was named was will no, no, no, it's william in the middle name is
[00:54:51] Ah, yeah, and there's a comma at the end of his middle name
[00:54:56] Or you could put anything you want in there, but that's the premise. Yeah is will william guys will these will these people
[00:55:04] These gentlemen whatever will whatever you're exacerbated about and then the last name is the pho
[00:55:10] You know, oh, I see it's adding to the the exasperation
[00:55:17] So you're like will that stop yelling the pho
[00:55:27] It's a little bit of a shadow at the end is definitely but it was literally my first thought upon waking this morning
[00:55:33] That's beautiful. Yeah, also to my idea for a drag character
[00:55:37] First thought upon waking was um florence night and jail
[00:55:41] And it's like uh, I think I put it on instagram
[00:55:45] You know, like he's got a black eye. You know like a prison outfit. It's been turned into a nurse's outfit
[00:55:50] And and uh, he's been he's been in jail for a night. He's been sodomized and turned into a nurse
[00:55:58] It's foreign who was florence night and gale. She's the blonde lady from the brady buns nurse that created the red cross. I think
[00:56:07] Who's the blonde who's the mom florence Henderson Henderson? Yeah
[00:56:11] I did not know who florence night and gale was yeah, she was uh, british social reformer and the founder of modern nursing
[00:56:23] She's a manager of nurses during the crimee in war. I don't know. Oh, she what the fuck was a crimee in war about?
[00:56:29] Yeah, where is crime? You know what she did was russia and she did not create
[00:56:33] She did not create the red cross. She was awarded the red cross
[00:56:37] And as a child, I was like, that's the same thing
[00:56:44] She's one of the three women that are remembered in history. Yeah, no, I don't know her. She's not she does not make
[00:56:50] I just know the name. I have died. I've never heard the name until right. I know marie curie
[00:56:58] Amelia. Yeah, that's it. No, there's you guys. Joan of ours. I do my bit
[00:57:05] Oh, yeah, that's right. You do have a bit
[00:57:11] Wasn't there? Yeah, no one remembers their name. So yeah, no, there was the one with sunglasses or was one to put the saxophone
[00:57:19] Yeah, it was a it was a girl a phil inspector girl. Yeah, the california suffragettes
[00:57:30] I remember just wanting to know what was up with the california raisin so when I was a kid
[00:57:35] I was like what is my two they were captivating. Well, I was like am I a child?
[00:57:39] Is that like am I supposed to know what is this for children? It was one of those weird like cartoon animated things that was like
[00:57:47] You know like the exon tiger. I'm like that's gas
[00:57:50] I don't think I'm supposed to write. I don't think I kind of I used to get
[00:57:56] Cartoon the tiger. It's Joe like Joe camel was like
[00:58:01] Yeah, Joe camels clear. Yeah, I remember being a camel like oh, they're trying to get us to smoke
[00:58:07] Because he rocked I had a little Joe camel hat. He's pussy getting he was getting pussy for sure
[00:58:13] He was uh, I remember thinking california raisin when I saw the california raisins come on california raisins are racist dude
[00:58:23] Well ray Charles was like the lead singer. No, good this dude
[00:58:30] I think it was actually ray Charles. I think they were like mimicking his voice
[00:58:36] Jesus christ. I mean this is just this is fucking wild
[00:58:46] Dude goddamn the lips dude. Yeah, that's rough. Yeah
[00:58:56] Is it coming up on my screen my showing? Yeah, yeah, you are you could just do shoot. How can I see your penis?
[00:59:04] Oh my god, the girl ones are even worse. Yeah, I know
[00:59:12] I imagine being them advertising executive. It's like 1985
[00:59:17] You just been it was a smash it. What do you mean? I know but didn't they get like a tv show? He got a promotion
[00:59:23] Yeah, I'm sure he did but I mean just being poked out of your mind and pitching that you're like
[00:59:29] Just put the raisins in blackface. No one will know
[00:59:32] Literally no one will know they're already fucking raisins
[00:59:35] People have been look it's been 30 years since we've been able to do it people are hankering for blackface to come back
[00:59:40] I guarantee you you slip this motherfucker under the radar
[00:59:44] People aren't going to be able to tell you why they like it, but they will they'll fucking like it
[00:59:56] Ted shouts out to Ted dancing. I didn't realize he was rocking that weird Mel Gibson. Yeah
[01:00:03] Lethal weapon ponytail that's but also from the front looks just like a regular comb over for back of those
[01:00:08] Because he was married to one of the California raisins actually
[01:00:14] In 1980 who the one with the one with dreadlocks that would say honey shot. Yeah
[01:00:22] It's weird that he was married to whoopi Goldberg. Was he weird? Were they dating? Uh, I think they're dating
[01:00:31] I can't yeah, it's weird to be his wife his wife right now is the hot the hottest old lady
[01:00:42] She is one of the top old ladies. I would say I would I would I would let her teach me
[01:00:48] The other one being very similar is Catherine Keener. The California raisins. That's who it is. The California raisins is one in Emmy
[01:00:59] No, it's Catherine. It's a stern burger. He's married to stern burger
[01:01:02] It's not Catherine. Who are you talking about?
[01:01:06] Dancing. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's uh, no, I'm right about Catherine Keener
[01:01:13] Who's his wife then Nick is right about her, but I'm right
[01:01:17] Yeah, whatever fucking name is I never remember it's the bitch from curb
[01:01:28] It's Catherine Keener even that old hellish
[01:01:33] 61 yeah, mary steinberg in his steinberg. Yeah, she's cute. No, no, I was thinking of Catherine Keener
[01:01:41] No, no you weren't mary steinberg is cute though
[01:01:47] Damn, sanger bullet gives up 55 both of them have those kind of like alien faces
[01:01:52] Yeah, I think I've lumped them together. Yeah in terms of people teaching. They're the same jacking off to category
[01:01:59] Yeah in my head for sure same category of don't have you guys what what if your
[01:02:03] Master britory, how did you say the category of don't jack off these people?
[01:02:08] What do you mean don't have a list of people I will not masturbate to
[01:02:15] Nah, it's open season in my head brother. Yeah, but yeah, everyone's getting jacked off to appear
[01:02:19] One of them was yeah, I've been doing recently
[01:02:22] Favorite so they were inducted into the 2019 national women's hall of fame which
[01:02:29] Who the raver one of them that came up when I was googling mary steinberg and katherine keener but
[01:02:35] Those web both of them together even the california raiser
[01:02:39] Introducing the 2019 national women's hall of fame inductees
[01:02:43] uh glory all red angela davis sarah dear jane fonda
[01:02:50] Nicole so that that's another old lady the requirements are that you're a woman
[01:02:58] Like they have to have a women's I mean it's ridiculous. I mean it's like just that is sad
[01:03:05] All right. Yeah, those are their hall of febrous. I don't really be a dig pathetic
[01:03:09] Right because that is calm. Yeah, alexander the great michael jean
[01:03:13] I mean it's such a broad category that you can call the women's hall of fame. I guess it's national so
[01:03:20] It's for america list our national men's hall of fame still crushing. Yeah, george washington
[01:03:28] Yeah, probably still it's closer though home if it was international
[01:03:32] It's nowhere. It's not. I gotta see if you can go we've lap go visit the national women's hall of fame
[01:03:50] Yes, if you do share screen with audio we'll be able to knock then it'll fuck up and they'll be like an echo or something but
[01:03:56] Well, yeah, I don't think you know because the audio outboard audio had to be muted so that the echo isn't there
[01:04:03] So I will be able to do that. You can do it. Ah
[01:04:07] I can't I don't see myself anymore. This is so funny. We should get we should start a petition to get dice
[01:04:12] Inducted I want to I'm just looking through it trying to find most of these pictures are in black and white
[01:04:17] There's not many of who here, but they got Julia child in here
[01:04:20] Okay, she's one of the she's British. No, she's she just talks stupid because she had a stroke. Oh no, oh she's born in California
[01:04:31] But this hold on wait she she was born in California
[01:04:35] What that's Julia child because I thought she was in like the OSS or some shit. She was like I thought she was British
[01:04:40] Yeah, I thought she was British too, but I didn't think she was French. Yeah
[01:04:43] Oh, it must have felt good to fuck Julia child to get a really moaning like that dude
[01:04:54] Like they got Amelia Earhart in here which like Amelia
[01:04:57] Okay, she's one of the good. She's just got
[01:05:01] Yeah, you know, I mean she didn't really do anything special. Yeah, she was bad at fighting a plant. Yeah, that's my joke
[01:05:07] Was it yeah, you see me do it a bunch. Okay, sorry for agreeing with what you know, is that what you were doing?
[01:05:16] You were agreeing with my bid, but yeah, you said she was lost. I said she was bad at flying
[01:05:22] I'm trying to find him trying to find a phony ones on here
[01:05:27] Are we all just looking at this now? No, I'm looking at Sandra. That looks nudes. Oh, what are those likes? She was in a movie
[01:05:33] I don't know what it was, but they look yeah, okay, you know what I found it. I found the one man that snuck in here
[01:05:45] Who's that? Georgia? Yeah, she founded the Girl Scouts, but if you take a this is who founded the Girl Scouts
[01:05:51] This is hilarious. This is clearly a man
[01:06:01] Oh, oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, this is a guy that snuck in
[01:06:08] All right, damn that shit. She's looking real. She's looking real fucking yeah, I want to hang Elle nor Roosevelt. I want to hang out with girls
[01:06:16] I'm creating a I'm creating a girl version of the Girl Scouts
[01:06:20] Boy Scouts and we're gonna who's Andrew low is he related to her?
[01:06:24] I mean, this is just a very lesbian ass woman very lesbian ass woman
[01:06:33] Yeah, for sure. Yeah, dude if I had a jaw like that. I would look way better. Yeah, why don't you get a jaw implant while you're out there in Las Vegas
[01:06:41] That's true. They're not doing elective surgeries. It's a little painting around relaxing in Las Vegas. Whatever you listen
[01:06:50] You know that I had an elective surgery scheduled that got interrupted by a post just gambling all day long your rhino plastic
[01:07:01] You know, I've been planning that for months. Don't steal my swag. You can't have foreskin. I'm the only one that will be brother
[01:07:06] Will be brothers of the hood brother. We won't we don't accept you man. This isn't like you days
[01:07:12] Can't just convert once your snip. It's going what's wrong, dude. I just I want to live I want to live a full life
[01:07:18] You know, I want to live a more enhanced life. It's over. Yeah. All right. Have you did that? I'm going to get epicantic folds
[01:07:27] Wait, I thought white people have epic some of them do I don't though. I got real. Oh, you're a korean. I got real eyelids
[01:07:34] Dude, we should go to korea. Oh, is that what a fold is it? There's not a it's not a full lid
[01:07:38] No, it's they have they have another basically layer of skin on top of
[01:07:43] So it's like a chinese person if you pull their eyes back they have normal eyelids, but then their eyes like
[01:07:52] Well, no, I mean, yeah, it's like the majority of people so so it's easier to do both
[01:07:58] So so you it does that help do you get do you trap more dust and shit in your extra eyelids because korean people
[01:08:11] I was planning on going to solve getting positive. That's why they did we evolved that so that we could trap more dust
[01:08:19] To save your eyeballs from the dust you know what i'm saying
[01:08:24] It's an evolutionary advantage like richard gear has an epicantic fold
[01:08:31] I guess so people would down syndrome have yes mongoloids. Yeah
[01:08:44] I am still so funny that that's what the word used to be. I mean it still is
[01:08:50] It's funny my grandma my grandma used to say it all the time when I was growing up should be like oh he
[01:09:02] They got a nice little house in roan island and it's such a tragic thing. They had a mongoloid baby
[01:09:08] That they have a give away to the state to be processed and the cheese for the poor
[01:09:14] That has sent him to a sanitary. That's back. That was another feature of when things were perfect in the 1920s and 30s
[01:09:20] When gay men were forced into marriages with fad women and the mongoloid babies were turned into glue
[01:09:25] There were behaviorally corrected in the glue either you work at the glue factory or you become glue
[01:09:41] You can either get you can either work here or we can turn you into the glue
[01:09:47] And then you can then you're gonna be back you want to go back and hang out with your friends in the class well
[01:09:53] That's the elmer's glue guy. He was they was the first one
[01:09:57] Yeah, he looked he's not a cow. He's a severely
[01:10:00] Disabled guy who they all look like that when they would go into the factory like where we going
[01:10:09] Got a job. Congratulations. I got a job
[01:10:47] Didn't realize girl scouts don't do like the same ship boy scouts do yeah
[01:10:51] Yeah, they don't they do like their domestic shit. They pee sitting down and they
[01:10:55] Make cookies and shit dude. Uh-huh. Love tea. They put pillows in their t-shirts
[01:11:01] And they're pregnant love the entire box of girl scout cookies. Oh my good finments
[01:11:10] Amen, so those are so good. They're a little too intense for me. They're how do they get them so good good
[01:11:19] Why can't break why can't a regular cookie company just make those kind of cookies for months a year they do they do
[01:11:25] They do yeah, cibler makes a lot of them. Yeah, the peanut butter girl scout cookies or two
[01:11:32] What is it? What are they called? Oh, yeah, those are good as fuck. I don't know what tag alongs tag along
[01:11:38] Yes, those are fucking big dick shit right there. You know, barter girl scout cookies
[01:11:44] Peanut butter gusk out cool tag logs. I want to put them in my
[01:11:55] Close yeah, I want them. I don't exactly know what to eat. I want to eat these so fucking bad right now
[01:12:05] Tagalogs dossi does dossi does the one what are those dossi does are the ones I was thinking of
[01:12:11] They're crunchy oatmeal sandwich cookies filled with peanut butter. Oh
[01:12:15] What the fuck do I even I've never even heard of the tagalogs are like thin mints with peanut butter in the middle
[01:12:20] Oh, I fuck with all that they're good dude. Oh, they got
[01:12:26] Tree foils they got a new shortbread cookie now. They got a toffee tastic. Oh, see I don't even know about those
[01:12:31] She does but I'm interested in these motherfolds. Where's the money going to I feel like it's a like some sort of nefarious
[01:12:37] I don't think it's just going to like wide Adam
[01:12:42] I don't know going to some sort of nefarious. They're sending out all this free labor all these little girls
[01:12:47] What's in working for zero dollars? Their parents are probably paying fees for them to be in the girl scouts
[01:12:53] Then the girls are making all this money for them. Yeah
[01:12:58] What was your name? Here's the thing it's like I get really upset Juliet Gordon love that child sex trafficking
[01:13:03] But if it came out that it was absolutely necessary to molest these children to have those cookies exist
[01:13:10] I I think I would have fined my breaking point in which society needs the glue to hold the halts in place
[01:13:21] It's made out of retarded people sometimes that delicious retard glues got to go on
[01:13:28] You gotta put a couple layers of that society to make
[01:13:34] Just glue up the whole society with that retongue if that means I can't get my goddamn dose of those and so be it
[01:13:42] Then so be it. I ain't gonna what am I gonna do sit here and will myself die beaties?
[01:13:48] I'm trying to die of a stroke at 62 years old. I can't live in this world as an old man
[01:14:04] What if they were had cookies they were like 80% is good no
[01:14:07] No, no, I mean they have those dude all the fucking like knockoff versions of
[01:14:13] Girls got cookies especially those snack well bullshit thin mints. You ever fuck up and have one of those
[01:14:19] I know precisely the ones you're describing. This should be called snack not so well. You know what I'm saying?
[01:14:31] How about how about suck well onto this day about eat you fucking piece of shit
[01:14:35] Yeah, the snack well devil's food mint fudge mint marshmallow cookies
[01:14:40] Fuck they took a they took a thin mint and then they added marshmallow to it so they wouldn't get completely un
[01:14:59] I can't bro. I'm hot bro. I'm hot right now. Yeah
[01:15:03] Yeah, snack well fuck snack wells dude browse our products chocolate cream sandwich cookies fuck
[01:15:11] They chocolate mint devil's food cookie cakes fuck you devil's food cookie cakes fuck you how the fuck are you gonna have two different
[01:15:20] Like products who asked for that who the fuck gives a show body bitch you know what I would love
[01:15:25] devil's food that's a fat that's a that is a
[01:15:28] Secretary that looks like the gunkin leaders favorite snack
[01:15:32] Everything red velvet and devil's food are both for like
[01:15:35] Girls red velvet those are guilty pleasures. Just eat the fucking dessert you piece of shit
[01:15:41] Absolutely, this is where people that think they're too classy for or exactly you fucking this is the kind of stuff that people who like wiping
[01:15:49] I knew you were gonna say it and it's not it is not that that is not well
[01:15:55] You could say some people not sure some people might draw that conclusion. I would say no one would
[01:16:03] Frankly some folks would I would say that is this is a product being marketed to you that you your brainwashed dude
[01:16:10] Wiping of your own design snack wells. So that comes from your snack well is a very wipeable
[01:16:18] Nobody what nobody that has snack was sort of a wipe they would never think sort of a white style cuisine
[01:16:25] I would dare you I would fucking dare you
[01:16:30] The fucking snack well, why the fuck this snack was even have a website
[01:16:37] It's like solely for what to pull it up on a podcast and say fuck you for your shitty cookies
[01:16:42] To look at how shitty you can you order? No, you can't even know it's just like check it out. They're proud of themselves
[01:16:49] And then they can also go to bng foods homepage
[01:16:52] Delicious food from our family to yours and then look at this website here go to it real quick
[01:16:58] There's a dinner table and then the background is like blurred out to create a sense of depth
[01:17:05] So it looks like there's a bunch of people fucking are committing like, you know disgusting acts behind I hate their green boxes too
[01:17:14] Their whole aesthetic sucks. No, we're at bng foods now. We've moved on from snapples
[01:17:18] Bng foods the company that owns it's probably some german conglomerate that makes like fucking
[01:17:26] Hvac equipment. Oh, yeah, it definitely looks like someone's fisting someone yeah in front of a pizza Christ
[01:17:35] Yeah, but they just own all of these brands like caries or boina vida or crock pot or taga bear creek green giant green giant victoria
[01:17:49] This is fucked up. I hate I hate realizing that we live in a society that only the eight motherfuckers own everything
[01:17:55] Damn, it's brutal. No, I'll never be able to enjoy cream of weed again
[01:18:00] Grandma's molasses never heard of that Don papino fuck that. I knew that was bullshit. Yeah, emerald agassi
[01:18:06] New York flatbread of course the oh skit they own skinny girl margaritas
[01:18:10] Shit, what's that spice island fuck that? I don't know any what they own weber grills. What the fuck?
[01:18:19] Those are good grills. Yeah, that's a good. That's a I guess not anymore. I'll believe that they are. Yeah
[01:18:24] I'm gonna get a green egg. I'm gonna get a smoker. Right. We got one in my in the backyard
[01:18:29] Downstairs. Yeah, the only thing that's like safe from that
[01:18:31] I think is the microbrew industry where it's all just those are all like
[01:18:35] I think there's still a lot of like independent breweries or whatever
[01:18:38] But I have yeah, no fun syrups. I have no idea. I was under the impression that there's no such thing as like
[01:18:46] Food manufacturers anymore. It's like three brands that make absolutely everything
[01:18:52] And then that's and then there's a lot of like the beer companies got into making their own
[01:18:56] Shit, too. Yeah, but everyone knows it's fake. Yeah, but even the the real microbrew. I mean that culture is so fucking obnoxious
[01:19:03] You're right. I don't like I can't ever cry about
[01:19:06] Yeah, I always I'm I left our long day of work. I love
[01:19:10] Like wiping the sweat from under my newsy cap and enjoying a stupid retard bastard ale
[01:19:19] From bakersfield, California's stupid bastard 90 minutes
[01:19:24] Nothing I like more than with sucking stupid bastard ale out of my red. I love having dumb faggot bastard
[01:19:40] Yeah, dog shit pussy me and my fat poly wife love kicking back. Yeah. Yeah my fucking drinking nightmare dog pussy
[01:19:54] It's a really really great brew you have to have it you have to drink it out of a special cop
[01:20:01] I have to have my dog pussy nightmare fuel out of a special bastard
[01:20:14] Yeah, I accidentally spilled a bunch of my beard oil in my retard 20 minutes
[01:20:35] Drinking I mean I don't miss it at all really it's weird
[01:20:38] I would thought that I would but or like especially with quarantine, but the idea of just sitting around my apartment drunk is disgusting
[01:20:45] What I do wish is that I enjoyed being high
[01:20:49] I would love to be I would love to have a good high throughout all this
[01:20:53] That would be nice. I'm with you. I miss that I took edibles for the first time
[01:20:57] Two days ago and I was like I don't need it sucks because like it's all 13 years old
[01:21:02] If you could tell me I could just sit in an apartment with a giant tv and a surround sound system
[01:21:11] And like do whatever I wanted I'd be like like that
[01:21:15] Higher than you can even fathom with the lead you're smoking
[01:21:18] I mean the amount I've been high as a fucking late 20s man is would blow teenage me's fucking head here in your thirties
[01:21:30] I've gotten higher my late 20s. I did I did an estimation. Yeah, I know I'm 31 years old
[01:21:38] I've cooled off in my third. I have was my point
[01:21:41] I haven't compared to my late 20s. It's crazy. I've smoked weed probably four times in the last like five years
[01:21:51] Really? Yeah, yeah, I like never felt like you had like one or two weeks where you smoked a lot of weed
[01:21:56] No, I never smoked a lot of weed even what I would do is I would just hit take one like whatever is left in amber's bowl
[01:22:02] That she would leave out. I would like some of resin basically take one hit get like kind like just barely high
[01:22:08] And I like resin hits and then just use that to like maybe get worked on or like think
[01:22:13] There's just get like a nice like very calm sort of body high
[01:22:17] The bet what I really miss is like being burned
[01:22:20] You know where you just get like high as fuck and then you come the day after not the day after but like hours
[01:22:28] Yeah, I hate that when I was I love it dude when I was like 17 18
[01:22:31] I wake up hung over shit and I would get incredibly fucking high with my bitch girlfriend
[01:22:37] And then we would like go to checkers or something and I'd like fix the hangover with weed and cheeseburger
[01:22:44] Dude, that was that is the best feeling. Yeah
[01:22:47] Fixing hangover with weed and fucking cheeseburgers
[01:22:50] That is really nice and then like go back and then like watch something like high planes drifter for the first time ever
[01:22:58] You know and you're like holy shit. Yeah, awesome. Yes, sir
[01:23:06] Never seen it, but I mean I'll put it on. Yes, put it on the list
[01:23:08] Be burnt and walking around like it's very prominent rate nature that shit's fucking off
[01:23:13] That's the thing that's what I could do. I could smoke weed and go out in the fucking woods
[01:23:17] Yeah, that's nice. That's always nice if you if I'm moving if I blaze and I'm moving
[01:23:22] But if I'm sedentary and I blaze then I just I hate it
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[01:24:01] I would love to get a job at a CBD shop, you know
[01:24:05] Yeah, and then like day one not you know use a fake name or whatever day one first customer comes in
[01:24:10] And just be like super enthusiastic about CBD oil and then just lie to customers with like the bullish like anecdotal like
[01:24:17] It's anecdotal of course, but my um my sister-in-law
[01:24:20] She had a nephew that had down syndrome. They started putting CBD oil in his food and he's fine now
[01:24:27] It cured it look I mean you can't say it cured but he's capable of reading
[01:24:35] He's living a normal life now. So it's not like you know a cure per se, but there's a lot of things like a friend of mine
[01:24:41] He stopped taking all of his HIV medicine
[01:24:46] You need to use condoms have some stuff. He's in condoms. He's just vaping gummy worms all day long
[01:24:52] It's like prep. Yeah, he's been eating CBD gummy worms and instead of taking it wrong instead of going to chemotherapy
[01:24:59] He's that's what he's doing another friend of mine. They were molested repeatedly growing up
[01:25:03] They were raped violently by their uncle and they had all this like trauma. They couldn't process it
[01:25:09] But he actually got off all of his like mood stabilizing medications
[01:25:14] And stopped talking to his therapist and instead he's been taking CBD
[01:25:17] He's been putting a little bit of CBD oil in his hen uh heroin and fentanyl
[01:25:24] And and that's like it's kind of like a miracle
[01:25:27] You can't say it's a miracle drug because of the fda
[01:25:30] But it's uh it really is like just it occurs almost every disease possible unbelievable
[01:25:39] Yeah, I would take him out of school and make him smoke weed all day long
[01:25:52] You know what else I saw that I did not like is jaws. You didn't like jaws. It's didn't let's go
[01:25:59] Think I just saw it too late man too many too many things
[01:26:02] If already they're just more probably already knew what it was stop. Yeah, I mean
[01:26:07] Stop, you know when you should watch his uh vent horizon
[01:26:13] Is that the lorans fish room they go to they go to like they're like exploring a black hole and it's like a portal portal the hell
[01:26:19] Oh, hell yeah, dude. Absolutely. I'm in. Yeah, I'm sewing on that. Like I like aliens. It's good
[01:26:28] Yes, I'm you know, I'm gonna do a link kick next
[01:26:32] I did some film the war recently. I think it's I think kung fu
[01:26:36] I think it's time to do some you know what I you know what I wish is that I never read a single review or anyone else's opinion about
[01:26:41] Either prometheus prometheus or covenant
[01:26:44] I never saw from dude lucky for me. I don't even know what the fuck good
[01:26:47] Dude, don't ever google them. Just fucking watch them
[01:26:51] They're the I remember the lanyard. I know prometheus has has something to do with yeah
[01:26:55] It's like a it's like a prequel but like way back and then and then alien is covenant is I think the sequel to
[01:27:03] Prometheus or the it's a one comes before that fuck it. It's alien movie time, bro
[01:27:07] That's what I'm gonna do this week. Yeah, you go ahead and skip the first
[01:27:13] Which is not good. It's it's fine, but aliens is I don't know if I've seen aliens
[01:27:20] I don't know if I've seen a full movie from that series aliens is way better than the first one aliens rock
[01:27:25] Great. It's so the first one the second one improves on the first one
[01:27:30] And the second I definitely saw the James Cameron. It's like it's you know what it is
[01:27:33] Here's a perfect example fucking Terminator 2 versus Terminator
[01:27:42] Okay, yeah, fuck it. I might I might still watch it just because I another just another comparison
[01:27:48] Uh super Nintendo versus regular time though. Oh
[01:27:57] Sometimes it is nice though to just play Nintendo just for nostalgia sake. Yeah, I never had an intent
[01:28:03] I didn't have a super Nintendo either. I had a super
[01:28:06] I did not have I didn't have the regular but I played Pete my buddy Pete had a Nintendo felt nice playing
[01:28:11] Yeah, I mean super Nintendo is the only one that because I would play it on amylators
[01:28:16] Yeah, there was super Nintendo games. I played on amylator. What an awesome name super Nintendo
[01:28:20] Yeah, great name. That shit sounds super cool
[01:28:22] I still to this day remember when I got the super Nintendo it might have been the happiest moment of my entire life
[01:28:27] Yeah, I got it from Costco from cost my dad just went to Costco
[01:28:31] Yeah, he said I got something in the trunk. Can you help me bring in the grocery donkey Kong?
[01:28:35] And I saw super Nintendo in there and I was like
[01:28:41] There's Mario and donkey Kong came in like a little pack. Yeah Mario. Yeah Mario
[01:28:47] You guys are playing the power Rangers super Nintendo game
[01:28:49] Maybe I should get a super Nintendo and hook it up to the tv and then get another get a flash cart
[01:28:55] Because I have a Nintendo 64 with a flash cart that I got from Ukraine
[01:29:00] And hell yeah, I got I guess you know what I got a lot of use out of that actually
[01:29:03] But you did you had a nice run on that. Yeah, but it's like 90% of the games are dog shit
[01:29:08] It's not worth playing. I think about like I how much time I would spend playing like wave race
[01:29:14] Like literally all day long I could play wave race
[01:29:17] Well, I think to be fair Nintendo 64 kind of is in that weird uncanny valley where it's not bad enough to be quaint and not good enough to be like
[01:29:27] Like GameCube is good. You can play GameCube rocks
[01:29:29] It and Nintendo super Nintendo is cool because it's like little pixels and shit
[01:29:34] It's never gonna go. It's like but gay n64 was their first attempt at real graphics
[01:29:44] Dude playing Madden you're like whoa, this is just like I remember a golden line. I was like this is
[01:29:50] This is beautiful. Yeah, and I fired up. I fired up Madden like this was even five years
[01:29:54] This is a long time ago. This is before I moved to New York
[01:29:57] I found it in my parents house and I was like, oh, I can't wait to play some Madden. It was horrific
[01:30:02] I didn't even understand how to fuck. Yeah, it looks terrible on like a modern screen
[01:30:07] Yeah, you have to remember too. You were playing that shit on like a fucking like 15 inch television
[01:30:12] Which somehow like on the other side of the room
[01:30:17] And you're like awesome and you can like see it like I'm
[01:30:20] I have no idea like I watched so many movies when I was like
[01:30:26] Like a teenager on like literally a 20 inch tv screen
[01:30:30] And I'm like from again from across the room and there's like with a vhs
[01:30:35] And there's these are movies that I can tell you like everything about and they're like burned into my memory and now I have it like
[01:30:41] Just films like blasting into my fucking face. I'm like which one's the Chinese guy
[01:30:46] Who's the what is this called the china men?
[01:30:51] No, it's Indiana Jones and the crystal skull
[01:30:56] I'm like is this skull the Chinese skull
[01:31:03] Who's talking to you while you're watching me just
[01:31:07] Yeah, it's shouting at himself and it's a chai you say he's in the end of chinese is his name
[01:31:24] Two characters to yourself. Yeah, this is dying. Do not feel lonely. We're elite
[01:31:29] Looking out of the bottom my pants all over the carpet
[01:31:32] What is this chinese chinese spaceship is called? It's called star trek the chinese
[01:31:41] I'd like to see a chinese driver spaceship
[01:31:50] Just getting sepsis from my own diarrhea leaking into my bed source
[01:32:01] God damn it's getting hot boys. Yeah, I'm gonna have to fucking fire up the ac. Yeah
[01:32:06] My titties are sweating. It's like yeah, it's very hot here
[01:32:09] We had 100 degrees for the first time in april every 7 I gotta get out there man
[01:32:16] I'm gonna go sit on the fucking gotta reinstall or install new grommets from my windshield wiper motors
[01:32:23] Then what what maybe you should install new wallaces
[01:32:26] Well, that's what I say man. If I could smoke weed at the other day
[01:32:28] I just thought I'm like what if I could just get high as shit and rewatch all the wallace and grommet movies
[01:32:32] I bet you that would be awesome. Let me tell you some brother. I believe that you can I can't I don't even know where to get weed
[01:32:45] I have not paid for fucking marijuana since probably fucking 2009
[01:32:53] That's the only drug I've paid for probably since 2009 is fucking uh cocaine
[01:32:58] Yeah, yeah everything else has been given to me. I
[01:33:03] Love dude. That's the other thing. I miss about being on tour. Just sliding through somebody handing me loose pills
[01:33:08] Taking them don't even know what the fuck they are
[01:33:13] The not murder. Yeah, it's I mean, it's even weird to think that you have to pay for drugs. You know what I mean? Yeah
[01:33:20] Should be communal. Yeah, they should be free. What kind of it's mother guy is
[01:33:24] Men yeah, it does this Xanaxes from it does work that way
[01:33:27] I mean it does like you make it illegal and then the things that exist outside of the law
[01:33:33] They still operate within a capitalist framework where like if you want to make money off them
[01:33:37] You want to buy them you can but then if you just need them you can get them
[01:33:41] And that's the thing I tell drug addicts all the time. It's like you're broke. You're homeless. It's like, you know
[01:33:45] That's this is your fault. You could just be famous
[01:33:48] You could you wouldn't have to be a rock star. You wouldn't have to pay for all these drugs
[01:33:55] I know you could just be a but you didn't apply yourself. You didn't work for it
[01:34:00] And that's why fucking that's why we don't have a OC in the White House
[01:34:04] It's your fault. That's right. That's why we got four more years of you know who coming up. It's your fault. Mr
[01:34:09] I just got to attack someone. We'll give you
[01:34:13] My friend's watching. I mean, you know the truth is I don't actually want it
[01:34:16] It would be it would be awful. No, you were that's you got a hundred stegas from your weed face
[01:34:22] Wasn't a weed phase. There was one time I was I and I came up with a joke
[01:34:27] It's like you're you got a whole you do mythologize that Adam
[01:34:32] I thought it was very funny. It just he came up with something one of the days
[01:34:36] I've probably come up with 5,000 jokes on this show without like the need of being
[01:34:48] There was that was batting around for a while until it got crystallized
[01:34:51] Andre steak. Yeah, definitely. No, I'm certainly played around. Well, maybe yeah, maybe on the show. I guess yeah
[01:34:57] That kind of guy. Maybe that's the problem. Sorry. Yeah, I ran out of a guy cell phone cell phone belt clip
[01:35:02] Maybe we need aliens to invade so we have someone new to be racist in a funny way to
[01:35:12] Maybe society didn't evolve. You know, maybe it was just like we went around the world
[01:35:18] And we met all of the races and we did jokes for a while and then eventually the jokes themselves just got boring and unfunny
[01:35:25] Yeah, and then people were like maybe we should stop doing these jokes
[01:35:28] It wasn't like the jokes were always funny and then people were like it's wrong to say them
[01:35:34] You know what I mean? You see what I'm saying?
[01:35:36] And if we had if we had aliens that came, you know
[01:35:40] And they were like we don't want to meet the president
[01:35:44] Yeah, they're retail. Well, they know that they're aliens. They sound similar, but they just use different
[01:35:49] It's like how it retards kind of sound deaf sometimes, but you know, like you might try to do it
[01:35:54] So this becomes a trifecta is now a trifan between aliens deaf in the middle. I don't know how are aliens
[01:36:01] They would be beaming right into our brains brother. Unfortunately. Yeah
[01:36:07] Is that what you want? Yeah, I'd be like not your brain. They would speak with lights. You have your brain. You know, then
[01:36:13] What's that brain beam then that's what's gonna happen to you?
[01:36:19] Yo, I bet aliens don't even want to fuck with us, dude. Why yeah, dude, they they checked it out and they're like no, I'm good
[01:36:29] The next please. Yeah, we'll wait for a lady
[01:36:35] I really hope this I just see that article that was like
[01:36:39] You know, I mean, it's now it's time for Biden to nominate Hillary and then
[01:36:43] Step well that no that she's she's still waiting in the way. Yeah, I think that's what it says
[01:36:51] If I if we got to witness her getting the nomination again and then just losing but her
[01:36:56] Not even getting not even getting the popular vote this time just being just fucking slaughtered
[01:37:03] Even more of a layup election with the code. Yeah
[01:37:08] It would be the it would rock the funniest thing
[01:37:12] I've ever seen and ever will see in my entire life
[01:37:17] It would be hilarious, but it's also even if she wins. It's almost like when they give the special needs manager
[01:37:22] They let him run a ceremonial touchdown in
[01:37:27] Like democrats should be able to win this is the easiest possible one
[01:37:34] They give the they give him a shot at a three-pointer and he just shits his pants
[01:37:38] And throws the ball and just kills the woman in the
[01:37:41] And then everyone has to pretend like they made the shot
[01:37:46] Apologize because he should I hope that happens. I would love I would want nothing more than Hillary Clinton to
[01:37:52] be the nominee and then fucking just get just
[01:37:56] Absolutely dunked on and there's not a single debate
[01:38:00] They don't happen. There's no debates. They bring nothing new to the table. There's no reason
[01:38:04] I swear to god if they don't have debates this time around they've been talking about that
[01:38:21] But he I don't you don't think Trump's gonna win
[01:38:28] That's what we said a hundred fucking times
[01:38:30] But like with he said that the virus was gonna go away and I mean it although I don't know he's fucking knows
[01:38:38] The teflon Don himself. We'll see I guess so maybe it's stupid to say but I at this right now today
[01:38:44] I don't feel like there's that was that that onion article where it's like boy
[01:38:48] I sure love to see Trump wriggle or maybe to tweet. I love to see him and then he wriggles that
[01:38:53] He easily does. Yeah, it's a good ass tweet. What was the onion one where it was like, huh?
[01:38:58] Oh, this guy's ridiculous says increasingly in more nervous man about Trump
[01:39:04] This motherfucker's on a winning streak, bro
[01:39:07] And I don't even think this is gonna stop him when you got fucking rapist ass Joe out there finger-pomping Joe
[01:39:12] Not being able to complete sentences. That's the thing
[01:39:14] It's like you know even if he wasn't because I don't think the rapist Joe Biden thing matters
[01:39:20] And I said as much though. I don't think people give a shit
[01:39:23] They don't they don't I mean it's kind of just like a gotcha over cabin on stuff
[01:39:28] It's like it's that's not gonna be like a fucking issue for a guy in Pennsylvania
[01:39:32] Who's like, you know, well, I'm a democrat, but I'm conservative and my number one issue is did Joe Biden rape
[01:39:39] Did Joe Biden that they're not believe in yeah, who believe women is the most important thing to me
[01:39:48] It's certainly not the only thing I care about is fucking taxes
[01:39:54] Not me. I care about girl scout cookies
[01:40:00] different ways to try to play video games weed
[01:40:05] You know try to try to think of different
[01:40:07] Like you're joking, but that is the stuff I do you know how pathetic it is. I sit on my couch all day long
[01:40:15] Pretending I'm smoking weed and playing video games
[01:40:19] I sit there doing nothing literally fucking nothing maybe like tidying a bit. I think what if I was high
[01:40:28] Daphne. What if I could enjoy being what if I could enjoy anything?
[01:40:34] I said I won't live the life that's directly in front of me
[01:40:38] Unfortunately, you have to punish your side. Yeah
[01:40:42] You could surrender to gluttony like some of your friends or god have done like who
[01:40:48] Some of your friends, but what did Adam say?
[01:40:53] God God's gay. Yeah, Adam. What painting are you? Yeah God is gay deal with it, dude. Yeah
[01:41:03] About her. I better sure this says I met god. She's a retard
[01:41:08] And then it's like just like a smug looking female god with downs
[01:41:21] Yeah, I met god. She's a mental retard actually
[01:41:30] That's a good ass shirt draw those get the prototypes for that one going would have joe biden fingered god
[01:41:36] I met god. She said joe biden fingered her
[01:41:39] Mm-hmm. That'd be fun. That's a certain too
[01:41:43] That's a good. Oh my god. She said joe biden fingered her in 1993
[01:41:54] All right boys well, I'm thinking i'm gonna go have a smoothie. You know what? I don't think joe biden actually did it by the way
[01:42:01] Because I think he's so senile that if he had done it
[01:42:04] He would tell it as an anecdote as to why we don't need universal health care on stage
[01:42:10] You know everybody says we need there. We need this we need that. That's the way to you got to have these things
[01:42:16] I'll tell you there's a back in the day there was a girl. We call her legs
[01:42:19] She came by and I used to stick my finger in a pussy without asking her. Yeah back in those days
[01:42:24] It was okay, you know, that's what you would do. I was a manager or a school or a senator or something like that
[01:42:34] There was no such thing you wouldn't say with a consent and then I think about all of these these
[01:42:40] These first responders and it's just the the price of
[01:42:44] Of the blue angels is is you know, it's the whole thing is it's changing
[01:42:50] Whether it's monday or tuesday who even knows?
[01:42:54] What we're talking about when it's it's you got you got look if you want a finger you can finger or you know
[01:43:02] I don't care next question powerful words from vice president bod
[01:43:10] Really the only option to vote for in this upcoming election is this befuddled fucking piece of shit
[01:43:21] It is saying that they're like, yeah, no, just this
[01:43:28] Just scum just the fucking worst option in the world piece of dog and everything wrong with
[01:43:38] Involved in every disastrous piece of legislation
[01:43:45] He's all over it. He threw Anita Hill in Ross. Yeah, Anita Hill the crime bill the fucking patriot act
[01:43:57] God they're democrats fucking rock response. Yeah, I mean, it's like it's like it's funny because it's like it feels like it's part of like the
[01:44:07] Rube, you know, it's our part of the the roots where they're just like they're making democracy seem like such an awful option
[01:44:16] That authoritarian fascism is the only choice
[01:44:19] That it's like it's like I don't even want to know that there's an election going on
[01:44:23] If these are my choices a I don't want to make the choice and b I don't want to hear that anyone is being made to either
[01:44:30] You know, it's like just put us in jail
[01:44:34] Just fucking just do it at this point. I mean fuck
[01:44:44] Surviving too. That's the thing is these stupid fucking idiots
[01:44:47] We had to listen to a week about like get ready for the girl boss and it's like is this happening is there any fucking indication that this is
[01:44:54] What's actually people are doing that as a bit? I don't know they weren't
[01:44:59] No, they were no, that's ridiculous. No, I mean for well. I mean there's no like
[01:45:04] It wasn't happening. I mean it was just like this fucking fantasy and then we had to have a conversation about like
[01:45:09] Well, actually it's not feminism because she's like and it's like this isn't happening that hasn't happened yet
[01:45:15] You're like projecting your stupid like fucking 2019 world on the North Korea
[01:45:26] Fuck yeah life is fucking you know, it's like I mean it's yeah, I'm you know what take I'm surprised
[01:45:33] We haven't heard is that like people don't take korona seriously because it has a feminine name
[01:45:39] Oh, yeah, if it was an a more masculine name people would be they would respect the virus and up
[01:45:49] I think it should have a Chinese name because that's who gave it to us. Yeah, and I don't know
[01:45:53] I have no idea what's going on with that. I barely pay attention to it, but it was like
[01:45:57] I don't instinctually. I did not feel like there was anything like
[01:46:04] By suggesting that possibly the virus escaped from a lab where they were researching it. That seems like an accident
[01:46:10] It could happen fucking anywhere, you know, I know and then I think you did you said that on a past show that it's
[01:46:16] So much to be like they ate they get they got it from eating
[01:46:20] Yes, tend to be like they got it from being smart right from being sorry
[01:46:24] Being nasty. Yeah, no they were eating their own shit as part of a sex ritual
[01:46:29] They were just they were being they were having sex dogs. Okay. That's where it came from asshole
[01:46:38] But now there's like now it's like there is like that is that is what happened? I guess is that there is like
[01:46:44] There is evidence of that and now there's like that has to be fucking walked back or reframed
[01:46:49] Right wait, it did come from around. I saw I'm like I just have to actively not fucking
[01:46:55] Yeah, I'm done checked out. Yep. Can't pay attention to it
[01:47:00] It yeah, fuck man. I hope the I hope all these motherfuckers opening up. I hope it doesn't lead to some more shit. What do you mean?
[01:47:09] Because like Georgia opened their malls and yeah, I mean it probably will lead to more cases like that
[01:47:15] Yeah, I think people I think people are still
[01:47:19] abiding by the shutdown and a lot of those places
[01:47:21] But a lot of motherfuckers aren't though. Yeah, I think a lot of people are still though
[01:47:26] And then you see you see the fucking parks and shit dude
[01:47:35] I would be there if I was in New York right now. I'm meeting Miranda
[01:47:44] Yeah, yeah, I've been I mean I haven't I have not left
[01:47:48] I mean I go out front, but I don't leave my block. I go to fucking the laundromat to drop off laundry
[01:47:53] Then I go to the grocery store, which is another block away
[01:47:55] And then I go to Home Depot, which is three blocks away
[01:47:58] And outside of that I have not left this fucking like just this strip the entire fucking time. Yeah
[01:48:03] Me neither dude. I'm in fucking the exception of the day I lost my keys
[01:48:06] I was like you know what I'm gonna go for like a like three or four mile walk. That was the day I lost
[01:48:12] Then god most smited you for that. Yeah
[01:48:14] Yeah, should have listened he's like stay listening to the big retard bitch upstairs
[01:48:27] Slattered and glue with a big retard pussy
[01:48:33] Nothing so something froze for a second. I got scared. I lost my audio. All right. Well, I'm gonna end the stream now