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Bonus 187 - Cum Premium 5/24/2020

Cum Town | Premium | 05/25/2020

[00:00:00] What's up, everybody?
[00:00:01] Nice to see you fucking pieces of shit.
[00:00:03] I fell asleep like 30 minutes ago without expecting to.
[00:00:07] I was just...
[00:00:09] You should've seen me and Nick were chatting pre-zoom.
[00:00:11] This motherfucker looked fucked up.
[00:00:13] Yeah, you know what?
[00:00:14] You were straight on opiates, dude.
[00:00:15] One of those surprise naps where your blood sugar gets all fucked up.
[00:00:20] The same man comes and sucks your little dick
[00:00:22] when you're least expecting it.
[00:00:23] Yeah, so I gotta go.
[00:00:24] I gotta, like, at some point, I'll say I'll try to find something funny to say.
[00:00:28] Yeah.
[00:00:29] And then I'll go grab that tea I have.
[00:00:32] No problem.
[00:00:33] I have...
[00:00:34] I got the water hot for it, but then we hit three o'clock
[00:00:37] and we had to start the show.
[00:00:39] Shit, well, listen, dude, don't...
[00:00:40] If you need me to fucking fill some time, I got...
[00:00:43] I know, look, the show's been struggling, so I had to do my part
[00:00:47] to give us a little more...
[00:00:49] Give us a little more...
[00:00:50] A couple more dimensions.
[00:00:51] So if you ever need me to kill time, I have something I can do now.
[00:00:54] Oh, you went out into the field
[00:00:56] and you did an investigative report
[00:01:00] on how to get in your mouth fucked by guys.
[00:01:03] I did.
[00:01:04] And that was for the show.
[00:01:05] And I opened up my mouth and I went to Glory Hole after Glory Hole.
[00:01:08] I love the idea of a local reporter
[00:01:11] doing his own undercover...
[00:01:13] The gay club scene in downtown Shreveport.
[00:01:17] You know, and they're like, Mike, what...
[00:01:21] You brought the camera guy and you just like...
[00:01:24] The camera guy had to watch me get my mouth fucked.
[00:01:29] You know, and he's just got like faces blurred out
[00:01:31] and he's like, what's going on in here?
[00:01:33] You know, he's just going into bathrooms.
[00:01:34] He's like, can I suck your cock?
[00:01:35] He's like, I went deep undercover to get to the bottom of Channel 7 investigate.
[00:01:41] Hey, man, why is there a fucking news camera here?
[00:01:43] Yeah, it's just a big...
[00:01:44] Don't worry about that.
[00:01:46] There's a big shitty camera that takes entire VHS tapes.
[00:01:50] Yeah, why are their cameras still so big?
[00:01:52] I don't know, because the news is gay.
[00:01:54] The news is gay and I'm glad you finally said something.
[00:01:57] Because the news can suck my ass.
[00:01:59] So fucking true.
[00:02:01] Yeah, hey, I'm tired of knowing shit.
[00:02:03] Hey, Fox 5, why don't you come lick my ass?
[00:02:06] Yeah, Fox 5, more like Stavs 4.5.
[00:02:09] It's funny, like, you know, just people that hate the media
[00:02:12] probably love local news.
[00:02:14] And by the people I mean me.
[00:02:16] I have a hate mainstream media, but I adore local news broadcasts.
[00:02:20] Local news is really cute, man.
[00:02:22] It's because it hasn't got a corrupted brother.
[00:02:25] Having sex with children?
[00:02:28] A new report on a billionaire pedophile, a private island where he has sex with them.
[00:02:35] Coming up after our traffic report, we're diving deep into the Jeffrey Epstein story tonight.
[00:02:43] On ABC, a million.
[00:02:46] On ABC?
[00:02:48] Yeah, two in Baltimore.
[00:02:49] It used to be two.
[00:02:51] I can't remember.
[00:02:51] NBC was 11.
[00:02:53] CBS was 13, Channel 13.
[00:02:54] Come on.
[00:02:56] You got to remember Channel 13.
[00:02:57] No.
[00:02:58] And Diane Koch on there.
[00:02:59] The fuzzy, the TV was fuzzy on every channel except UPN was the clearest channel.
[00:03:05] Interesting.
[00:03:06] Yeah.
[00:03:07] That's wild.
[00:03:08] Yeah.
[00:03:09] You must, because you didn't grow up in a trashy neighborhood,
[00:03:11] but that means that's trash if UPN is the clearest one.
[00:03:15] No, but I mean, that just has to do with like broadcasting power.
[00:03:18] I think it has to do.
[00:03:20] It goes by neighborhood by neighborhood.
[00:03:23] No, it's, it's, uh, yeah, it's like a radio.
[00:03:26] Like CBS was always fuzzy because I remember I never, I had never seen NBC.
[00:03:31] That's why I didn't watch SNL when I was, um, I mean, I did watch it here and there,
[00:03:36] but like, I didn't know what NBC was.
[00:03:38] My friend had to show me NBC because it's like, there's no point in watching those channels.
[00:03:43] Like Fox came in good, UPN came in good, WB came in good.
[00:03:47] Good.
[00:03:47] And then everything else.
[00:03:48] PBS did too.
[00:03:50] PBS of course.
[00:03:51] Yeah.
[00:03:51] And Jim Lehrer.
[00:03:52] What was that?
[00:03:52] It was like, it was like 24, 26.
[00:03:55] 24, 22, 22.
[00:03:58] PBS was 22.
[00:04:00] I think so.
[00:04:01] No, I can't remember.
[00:04:02] Was the story, wishbone.
[00:04:04] Suck my penis, dickbone.
[00:04:06] Suck my penis, dickbone.
[00:04:09] Yeah.
[00:04:09] Oh, it's me, the grand Duke of, of Dupree and I'm having sex with a dog.
[00:04:19] Yeah.
[00:04:19] Just that was basically everything.
[00:04:21] The mom coming home in the sun's dresses, the Count of Monte Cristo having sex with the
[00:04:25] Jack Russell Terrier.
[00:04:27] I'm learning mom.
[00:04:28] Get out.
[00:04:29] It's got like a beret with a big feather on its head.
[00:04:32] He's fucking in the air.
[00:04:33] Every episode of wishbone is just that kid in different costumes having sex with the dog.
[00:04:38] And the dog weren't, were in different costumes.
[00:04:44] This Liz Warren is the kid.
[00:04:47] What's the story, dickbone?
[00:04:50] Wow.
[00:04:50] What's the, you know, I get home every day and I say to Bailey, what's the story, dickbone?
[00:04:55] And we put her, we put her in her, her, her French Revolution costume.
[00:05:01] And then she, she, he mounts me.
[00:05:04] He, she would ever be race.
[00:05:05] That's right.
[00:05:06] Whatever genital race.
[00:05:07] I put some marmalade on my pussy and he goes to town.
[00:05:11] What's the word?
[00:05:12] What's the word?
[00:05:12] What's the word for genital race?
[00:05:14] And I'm thinking of gender.
[00:05:15] That's a gender.
[00:05:18] What do you call it?
[00:05:19] What do you call it when somebody's not black, but they got a pussy?
[00:05:22] What is that?
[00:05:22] They got a black pussy.
[00:05:24] Yeah.
[00:05:25] What's a pussy for being black?
[00:05:26] Nah.
[00:05:27] Yeah.
[00:05:27] You know what I'm talking about.
[00:05:29] You know, when somebody's black, when it's okay, we got different types of this black and Jewish,
[00:05:34] but you got penis.
[00:05:34] Pussy is either a pussy or penis.
[00:05:36] Penis pussy, Chinese.
[00:05:41] She got a pussy of penis or she Chinese.
[00:05:43] Hey, which ones are going to be?
[00:05:45] Look, I'm just asking a simple question.
[00:05:48] I'm just trying to ask you a simple question here.
[00:05:51] I come to batteries plus all the time.
[00:05:54] That lady who was just in here, did she have a pussy?
[00:05:56] Did she have a pussy or was she Chinese or Jewish?
[00:05:59] Yeah, I saw, sorry.
[00:06:00] I just noticed there was a lady leaving here earlier,
[00:06:02] was she Chinese or Latino because I might try to get some pussy if she was Chinese?
[00:06:08] Yeah, nah, I'm actually a batteries plus member.
[00:06:13] Yeah, that actually entitles us to knowing the race of all your other customers to have in sex with.
[00:06:18] You got to tell me, I got a firearm in my truck.
[00:06:22] Right out in the parking lot, I got a firearm.
[00:06:24] Someone sent me a picture, they're like, hey man, I built an 80% gun.
[00:06:28] And I'm like, I don't know what that is.
[00:06:29] And they just send me pictures of a gun.
[00:06:32] But apparently it's a type of gun where you can just order all the parts online.
[00:06:37] And then they sell like the, because if my guns are,
[00:06:40] my makes guns illegal is like the lower receiver, I guess.
[00:06:43] Okay.
[00:06:43] So they sell this thing that is either, I only time 100% what you're saying.
[00:06:48] But like you, like the bottom part of the gun comes like,
[00:06:52] you know, there's no hole for the trigger.
[00:06:54] So you just cut it out yourself.
[00:06:56] And then they can sell the bottom part legally.
[00:06:58] And they just like, just cut it out.
[00:07:01] And then there's room for the trigger and the rest of it,
[00:07:03] you can just buy from like gun parts stores.
[00:07:06] Damn.
[00:07:07] So he just has a gun and it's like, yeah, and it's 100% legal.
[00:07:11] You can just buy all the parts.
[00:07:12] And it's like, that's not the kind of law you want to fuck.
[00:07:17] Yeah, actually, it's a painting of a child sucking my penis.
[00:07:20] It's Lee is art.
[00:07:21] It's legal.
[00:07:23] And I'm allowed to point it at people at the bank.
[00:07:25] Either one of those would be useful.
[00:07:29] Imagine if you're going to rob the bank a child pornography point.
[00:07:32] You're just like your hands covering where the penis is entering the baby.
[00:07:36] You're like, you put all the money in the bag.
[00:07:38] Put the money in the fucking bag.
[00:07:40] I'll slip my finger up.
[00:07:41] That's just the pinky.
[00:07:42] Yeah.
[00:07:42] You don't want the ring finger to come up.
[00:07:45] You guys go ahead.
[00:07:46] I'll do it.
[00:07:47] I will show this child a baby being fucked.
[00:07:51] You'll have watched child pornography.
[00:07:53] Is that what you want?
[00:07:54] Unless you give me the fucking money.
[00:07:56] Unless you tell me the race of that lady that just left.
[00:08:00] Because I might try to get some pussy.
[00:08:02] Is she Chinese?
[00:08:03] Yeah.
[00:08:04] Come on.
[00:08:05] Is she Chinese?
[00:08:05] Because she had a little like, oh shit.
[00:08:07] I'm sorry.
[00:08:08] She had a thing going on.
[00:08:09] Oh, my bad.
[00:08:10] I'm sorry.
[00:08:10] I'm sorry, ma'am.
[00:08:11] Sorry.
[00:08:12] I moved my finger to make the Chinese eyes.
[00:08:13] I was trying to do the Chinese eyes.
[00:08:15] I didn't mean to be on camera.
[00:08:16] I didn't mean to be showing you child porn.
[00:08:17] I didn't mean to.
[00:08:18] But you know, now that you looked at it,
[00:08:20] you're technically an accomplice.
[00:08:25] Quit getting my van.
[00:08:26] Quit getting it.
[00:08:27] Let's get out of here.
[00:08:28] Let's go get a pussy from that Chinese lady.
[00:08:30] If she is Chinese.
[00:08:31] I'm just running up to the Chinese side.
[00:08:32] You'd be like, ma'am, look at this.
[00:08:34] Now you've looked at child pornography.
[00:08:35] Your accomplice is made.
[00:08:36] The police are on the way.
[00:08:37] Let's go.
[00:08:38] Let's get out of here.
[00:08:39] We have to get back to the hideout.
[00:08:40] Let's go.
[00:08:41] Come on.
[00:08:41] Get in the car, bitch.
[00:08:43] Get in the car.
[00:08:45] This is the police.
[00:08:46] This is the police.
[00:08:47] Pull over.
[00:08:48] Show me your pussy.
[00:08:49] Are you Chinese?
[00:08:50] Are you Chinese?
[00:08:52] Show me your penis.
[00:08:53] Is that the big cat prepared?
[00:08:56] I love that.
[00:08:58] How did you modify your voice?
[00:09:00] It looks like a siren was going off too.
[00:09:02] Is that a children's toy?
[00:09:04] With that?
[00:09:04] No, it was all one thing.
[00:09:06] No, what is it?
[00:09:07] It's a voice mod.
[00:09:09] I love that, dude.
[00:09:11] This is the police.
[00:09:13] Make pull over.
[00:09:14] Pull over.
[00:09:15] Pull over.
[00:09:15] Everybody with a little ass penis.
[00:09:17] Don't even try, Nick.
[00:09:20] Don't even try and use a helicopter with your mouth.
[00:09:22] I have voice mods.
[00:09:24] Mine is better.
[00:09:25] You're gay.
[00:09:25] And my dick is not small.
[00:09:26] This is sour.
[00:09:28] Sorry.
[00:09:28] This is personal police force.
[00:09:29] This is the rest, Nick, for being gay and having a little penis.
[00:09:33] Sir, you're gay.
[00:09:35] Sir, pull over.
[00:09:36] You're gay.
[00:09:38] Pull over.
[00:09:39] You're homosexual.
[00:09:39] Pull over.
[00:09:40] You're gay.
[00:09:42] We're on the suspect.
[00:09:43] Pull over.
[00:09:45] You're gay.
[00:09:45] Pull over.
[00:09:46] You're gay.
[00:09:52] You're gay.
[00:09:53] Put your penis out the window.
[00:09:54] Quick, just get out of the pocket.
[00:09:56] Get out of the pocket and pull your penis out.
[00:09:58] Do not try and make me suck it.
[00:10:02] Pull over with your ass.
[00:10:03] He's good.
[00:10:04] Do not try and stink your penis to your own assholes.
[00:10:07] Quickly, pull over.
[00:10:11] Oh, I love that.
[00:10:12] I wish I had a son.
[00:10:14] I could show that too.
[00:10:17] You'd be like, hey, Sven, get in here.
[00:10:19] Sven.
[00:10:21] Pull over your penis out.
[00:10:23] Quickly.
[00:10:24] Do not get in.
[00:10:25] Show me your penis.
[00:10:26] Show us your penis.
[00:10:27] Make me look for it.
[00:10:28] If I have to look for your penis, I'm shooting it off.
[00:10:33] We got a code G-A-Y.
[00:10:35] Yeah, we got a code G-A-Y.
[00:10:37] I'm calling it in.
[00:10:38] We got the gayest man I ever seen in my life head here.
[00:10:42] I remember being in traffic court one time.
[00:10:45] And there was a guy who had fucking, who had like,
[00:10:50] I had some like, fuck it, like basically led the police on a wild chase
[00:10:54] and like smashed into the Jersey wall and all this shit.
[00:10:57] And he just showed up at traffic court and like,
[00:10:59] I don't know why it wasn't a criminal charge, but he's like, yeah,
[00:11:02] diabetes and I was having an issue.
[00:11:04] And like, the judge is like, all right, and just dismissed it.
[00:11:07] And it's like, fuck.
[00:11:08] Hell yeah.
[00:11:09] I wish I had diabetes.
[00:11:10] That guy rules.
[00:11:11] Yeah.
[00:11:12] All right, you keep doing that.
[00:11:14] I'm going to go get my tea.
[00:11:15] Okay, hold on.
[00:11:17] Hold on, I can do something else, Nick.
[00:11:19] I don't have.
[00:11:21] Oh, sorry.
[00:11:22] I don't have to do the police thing.
[00:11:27] I also have auto too.
[00:11:31] My dick is big.
[00:11:32] Nick's dick is small. Nobody can see my penis unless they're a hot girl.
[00:11:43] I love singing like this.
[00:11:47] Everybody watching live.
[00:11:51] You can suck my dick and eat my ass.
[00:11:56] Fuck you.
[00:11:57] You, your gay and your dick is small and I'll fuck your ass.
[00:12:06] Welcome.
[00:12:08] Damn, I should have my own fucking radio show, dude.
[00:12:11] I love doing shit like this.
[00:12:12] Oh, well, I got another one.
[00:12:13] This is just for us guys.
[00:12:14] Nick doesn't have to know about this one, ready?
[00:12:16] Well, I'm not, no.
[00:12:18] Stop bullying me.
[00:12:20] You asked to see my penis.
[00:12:22] It's not my fault.
[00:12:24] It's small.
[00:12:25] Stop.
[00:12:26] Everybody stop bullying.
[00:12:28] My dick isn't small.
[00:12:30] You asked to see it.
[00:12:31] Stop bullying me.
[00:12:32] It's not that small.
[00:12:34] My dick is regular.
[00:12:35] I'm fucking pissed off.
[00:12:38] I love this.
[00:12:39] This could just be, you could just have your own separate show that's just,
[00:12:43] whatever this thing is.
[00:12:45] Unfortunately, all I had was chamomile.
[00:12:48] I forgot that I'm down to herbal teas.
[00:12:51] Look at this fuck.
[00:12:51] Look at this fucking, that's so much.
[00:12:53] concinated, man. Someone sent me, oh, you can't see it.
[00:12:56] You can't, it can't be seen, oh, too bad, disappearing.
[00:12:59] Guess you'll just have to go buy a shirt.
[00:13:01] That's right.
[00:13:01] You fucking peasy shit.
[00:13:03] Go buy a shirt.
[00:13:04] Guess if the thing that was supposed to happen didn't happen,
[00:13:06] you have to go buy a shirt, that's the rule.
[00:13:08] That's right.
[00:13:11] Oh, there's no other explanation.
[00:13:12] Yeah, new rule.
[00:13:13] I'm gay.
[00:13:15] New rule, I'm gay.
[00:13:16] That's how it comes out.
[00:13:17] New rule, I'm gay.
[00:13:18] I'm gay.
[00:13:19] Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
[00:13:21] No pussy for me, thanks.
[00:13:23] I'm gay.
[00:13:24] Pussy, P.U.
[00:13:25] Let's take the SSY out of pussy.
[00:13:29] P.U.
[00:13:30] Stinks.
[00:13:31] Stinks like a man's ass which I now like to fuck.
[00:13:34] I love getting fucked in my ass.
[00:13:37] I don't know how he sounds.
[00:13:39] Does he sound like this?
[00:13:41] Let's see.
[00:13:42] I'm gay.
[00:13:44] Yeah.
[00:13:45] I'm gay.
[00:13:46] Yes.
[00:13:47] So I have no idea what to do now that I'm done with this diet.
[00:13:51] Shit, dude.
[00:13:52] You got a whole life of how you.
[00:13:53] What are you talking about?
[00:13:54] Now you're ripped.
[00:13:55] You should be out there having sex with men like you've always wanted.
[00:13:57] I know.
[00:13:58] You finally can get good cock.
[00:14:00] I need a record scratch.
[00:14:01] I don't know why I didn't have a record scratch on here.
[00:14:05] I haven't looked at everything this thing has but it has a lot, dude.
[00:14:09] I would love to go back in time and be an army officer, United States Army Intelligence
[00:14:13] Officer at the end of World War II.
[00:14:16] And then when news is cycling through the organization about how many people died in
[00:14:21] the Holocaust just doing spit takes whenever anyone says, whenever anyone's describing
[00:14:27] the camps or what's going on.
[00:14:29] They're like, yeah, they were gassing people.
[00:14:32] What?
[00:14:33] Are you freaking serious?
[00:14:37] Yeah.
[00:14:38] Wowzers.
[00:14:39] Wow.
[00:14:40] You could talk like that back then.
[00:14:42] You really could.
[00:14:43] You could say wazers.
[00:14:44] Who's Donald Duck?
[00:14:46] Wow, I want the pussy.
[00:14:48] Damn, it really should have a Donald Duck on here, doesn't it?
[00:14:51] Hey, hey, hey, hey, I can do that a dick.
[00:14:53] I'm also a pussy.
[00:14:54] That's me.
[00:14:55] You want it?
[00:14:56] Yeah, yeah.
[00:14:57] My head that fucked this Donald Duck sound.
[00:15:00] I'm gay.
[00:15:01] Why?
[00:15:02] It's just like to do pussy.
[00:15:04] Something like that.
[00:15:05] Yeah, he's in there.
[00:15:06] That was painful.
[00:15:07] Yeah, it's hurts, man.
[00:15:08] Doing voices hurts.
[00:15:09] It hurts.
[00:15:10] It's just coming out at all.
[00:15:11] Putting a little mask.
[00:15:12] That's gay.
[00:15:13] That's cool.
[00:15:14] What is that?
[00:15:15] It's just that it says it's the telephone.
[00:15:18] Yeah, I mean, I can do that with myself with just by changing my levels.
[00:15:23] Oh, that's cool.
[00:15:25] Yeah.
[00:15:26] That way, this will be fun because when Adam comes back, he won't have any opportunity
[00:15:30] to have a soundboard whatsoever.
[00:15:32] Can you hear me like that?
[00:15:33] Yeah.
[00:15:34] Is that a telephone?
[00:15:35] Sort of.
[00:15:36] Yeah, it's pretty good.
[00:15:38] There we go.
[00:15:39] Now you got the echo going though.
[00:15:41] Yeah, I know I have the echo on purpose.
[00:15:45] Nice, dude.
[00:15:47] Attention.
[00:15:48] Yeah.
[00:15:49] Yeah.
[00:15:50] Yeah.
[00:15:51] Control.
[00:15:52] Control.
[00:15:53] Control.
[00:15:54] Welcome.
[00:15:55] Welcome.
[00:15:56] To the gay sex factory.
[00:15:58] Welcome to the gay sex.
[00:16:00] Hold on.
[00:16:01] Let me see.
[00:16:02] Welcome.
[00:16:03] Welcome.
[00:16:04] Welcome.
[00:16:05] Welcome to the gay sex.
[00:16:06] Oh, no.
[00:16:07] It's the gay sex.
[00:16:09] Welcome.
[00:16:12] Welcome to the power of the intellectual mind production.
[00:16:15] Time to learn about the mind.
[00:16:19] Yeah.
[00:16:20] I was going for like a gay ghost to compliment your deep voice guy.
[00:16:24] That's cool.
[00:16:25] This is good, man.
[00:16:26] We should just get into like 30 style radio plays.
[00:16:28] Yeah.
[00:16:29] No, I would love to do that, dude.
[00:16:30] We could just write.
[00:16:31] Oh, no.
[00:16:32] The horses do shit like this.
[00:16:33] Sometimes at the door, there's just a bunch of, there's always doors being knocked on.
[00:16:37] There's always doors.
[00:16:39] Yeah.
[00:16:40] No one's, no one ever knocks on a door.
[00:16:41] You're not going to door to bathroom.
[00:16:43] Yeah.
[00:16:44] And if radio plays, people are always like, whoo, time to go through another door.
[00:16:48] Time to knock on the door.
[00:16:49] Hard as shit.
[00:16:50] Yeah.
[00:16:51] Hello.
[00:16:52] Oh, right.
[00:16:53] I live alone.
[00:16:54] The bell was ringing and the kit and the dishes were getting thrown.
[00:16:57] Yeah.
[00:16:58] Here comes the trolley car again.
[00:17:00] Yeah.
[00:17:01] They had a lot of bells just doing this.
[00:17:03] Yeah.
[00:17:04] Yeah.
[00:17:07] These are the biggest things in the world's lowest budget radio play.
[00:17:12] They're like, look at out there.
[00:17:14] New York City.
[00:17:15] Hong Kong.
[00:17:16] Ding, ding, ding.
[00:17:17] Ding.
[00:17:18] I'm fucking walking here.
[00:17:20] Get out of my way, you fucking chick.
[00:17:23] I'm like, what?
[00:17:25] Defiant to fully guy.
[00:17:27] What?
[00:17:28] You said the sounds of New York City.
[00:17:29] Get out of my way, you freak.
[00:17:33] Very cool.
[00:17:34] Mm-hmm.
[00:17:35] Is it due pay for that software?
[00:17:37] Yeah.
[00:17:38] Good.
[00:17:39] It was like 20 bucks.
[00:17:40] What did you find?
[00:17:41] Well worth it, dude.
[00:17:42] The app.
[00:17:43] Huh?
[00:17:44] The app store or what?
[00:17:45] I don't fucking know.
[00:17:46] I think it all came through the voice mod thing.
[00:17:48] Damn.
[00:17:49] I'm listening, dude.
[00:17:50] I'm just trying to get me.
[00:17:51] I'm trying to be a mister technological.
[00:17:53] Yeah.
[00:17:54] Me and this computer are going to merge one day, dude.
[00:17:57] I'm spending so much time.
[00:17:58] I got two monitors.
[00:17:59] I'm thinking about a third.
[00:18:01] I got fucking beep noises.
[00:18:03] I can make my voice sound beautiful.
[00:18:05] But things are going to open up, sin.
[00:18:07] I know.
[00:18:08] Yeah.
[00:18:09] The house or cards is falling apart with the lockdown thing.
[00:18:13] It's very funny.
[00:18:14] Dude, I'm just trying to get out there.
[00:18:16] I want to get fucking hot.
[00:18:17] Did you see the pictures of Ocean City this weekend?
[00:18:19] Oh, oh yeah.
[00:18:21] Yeah, fuck this, dude.
[00:18:22] I ain't fucking staying in a fucking house.
[00:18:24] Yeah.
[00:18:25] And then they're going to open the beaches in New York too.
[00:18:28] Nice.
[00:18:29] Yeah.
[00:18:30] I think it's three weeks ago, every liberal dumbass, it was like opening the beaches is murder.
[00:18:35] They're murdering people in Florida.
[00:18:38] It's murder.
[00:18:39] And then this time it's like, well, you know, the data?
[00:18:43] I don't understand why they are flipping that hard.
[00:18:46] Listen, I hope it opens and I hope nothing happens so I can get back to getting closer.
[00:18:50] Yeah.
[00:18:51] They're flipping that hard because they were wrong.
[00:18:53] And it's like, it can't be any more clear.
[00:18:57] It's wrong.
[00:18:58] There's no reason to lock down.
[00:19:00] Everyone that said there was a reason to lock down is wrong.
[00:19:03] It's over.
[00:19:04] I mean, there's no-
[00:19:05] I don't know that I'm willing to go that far, but-
[00:19:06] There's no second wave.
[00:19:08] The hospitals weren't overwhelmed.
[00:19:09] We don't have a vaccine.
[00:19:10] If there's no second wave, I'm so happy.
[00:19:13] Yeah.
[00:19:14] It would be- I'm going to be pissed if it's like, damn, we just- all of our lives were ruined for nothing.
[00:19:19] Yeah.
[00:19:20] That's fucking gay as hell.
[00:19:21] That's exactly what happened.
[00:19:23] Yeah.
[00:19:24] Fuck, dude.
[00:19:27] I was supposed to have been in Europe and shit.
[00:19:30] Yeah.
[00:19:31] We were going to be in Australia for Greek Easter.
[00:19:32] We probably would have been having fucking lamb with some fucking Australian motherfuckers.
[00:19:36] What is it?
[00:19:37] Like 37 million people out of work now?
[00:19:39] God damn.
[00:19:40] Very cool.
[00:19:41] Oh, we can see the mug now, what did it say?
[00:19:45] Oh, it says FUDRUCKER.
[00:19:47] Someone sent me a FUDRUCKER's dog.
[00:19:48] Oh, hell yeah, dude.
[00:19:49] I'm getting all the FUDRUCKER's merch in the mail.
[00:19:51] That's awesome.
[00:19:52] Mm-hmm.
[00:19:53] Fuck.
[00:19:54] What do I like?
[00:19:55] What should I mention that I like?
[00:19:58] Um...
[00:19:59] I don't know.
[00:20:02] I got nothing.
[00:20:04] Curry, I've been making a lot of curries.
[00:20:06] If you have any curry paste, you can mail me that's really good.
[00:20:09] Yeah.
[00:20:10] I should get into making curries.
[00:20:11] I gotta start.
[00:20:12] Dude.
[00:20:13] Cause this thing, I'm technically off the diet, but I still just, I mean, I'm off the diet
[00:20:16] in terms of calorie restriction.
[00:20:17] I still have like, I'm trying to go back up to eating a maintenance.
[00:20:21] Yeah.
[00:20:22] And I'm so used to eating that restricted diet that I bought.
[00:20:24] I'm like, I'm going to make breakfast and I'm like fucking everything up because...
[00:20:28] It's like, okay, well I made my eggs and now I need, like I have to go get regular bacon now
[00:20:32] because I have turkey bacon and you can't get enough.
[00:20:34] No, you weren't even having that regular shit.
[00:20:36] No.
[00:20:37] Dude, my breakfast was like three eggs and then another like, like 200 grams of fucking egg whites.
[00:20:44] Damn.
[00:20:45] And then a couple of slices of turkey bacon.
[00:20:47] And then...
[00:20:48] Any veggies?
[00:20:49] Yeah.
[00:20:50] I've did a lot of vegetables, but I'm going back to fruit.
[00:20:53] Oh, you weren't even eating fruit?
[00:20:55] I was, but it's just like, you're hungry all the time.
[00:20:58] So like, the vegetables, broccoli is a fucking lifesaver.
[00:21:02] If you're just trying to like get those, like, you know, keep the carb calories down.
[00:21:07] Dude, do you still have?
[00:21:08] No calories.
[00:21:09] Listen, I've been, I've been dipping my toes in my fitness pal trying to get, I may have
[00:21:13] gained 35 pounds during quarantine, so I'm trying to maybe kind of cut that down a little bit.
[00:21:18] You know what I'm saying?
[00:21:19] Yeah.
[00:21:20] I may have gotten fattas help.
[00:21:21] Maybe I was, I was tiptone around.
[00:21:23] Maybe you could have called me fucking Pitbull.
[00:21:25] I might have been Mr. 305 at one point during quarantine.
[00:21:29] Which refers to his weight and not everybody knows about Pitbull.
[00:21:33] Yeah.
[00:21:34] He's fat as shit.
[00:21:35] It's just a bunch of fat children that are fucking pissed when they meet Pitbull because
[00:21:40] he's not fat as hell.
[00:21:41] I love Pitbull, dude.
[00:21:42] I love those pictures of him getting hard on stage.
[00:21:45] Yeah.
[00:21:46] That shit absolutely rocks.
[00:21:49] He's getting hard while dancing with him.
[00:21:51] Awesome, dude.
[00:21:52] A fucking fame, multi-millionaire pop star famous gets as much pussy in the world as anyone
[00:21:58] could ask for.
[00:22:00] And this man is getting hard like a 13 year old teenager on stage.
[00:22:04] Yeah.
[00:22:05] I respect that.
[00:22:07] One of my friends told me a story about how he was in, where the fuck was he like, Thailand
[00:22:11] or somewhere, Cambodia.
[00:22:13] He went there like to surf or something.
[00:22:15] And he got fucked up, got into a car accident or like a moped accident.
[00:22:20] And they took him to, he like was super funny.
[00:22:23] He was like drunk as shit.
[00:22:25] And he like came to, he was losing a lot of blood.
[00:22:27] And he like woke up and the nurse was like the hottest woman he's ever seen in his life.
[00:22:32] Like just like some lady, some like stacked like porn looking nurse, but actually was
[00:22:37] a nurse.
[00:22:38] And she gave him a sponge bath and he was hard as fuck the whole.
[00:22:42] He's like had a huge gash in his leg.
[00:22:45] And he was just fucking hard as hell.
[00:22:48] That's awesome.
[00:22:51] I loved it.
[00:22:52] Now I want to die in a motorcycle accident.
[00:22:54] Just.
[00:22:55] It's time.
[00:22:56] It's a hard as shit to a healthcare professional looking at his stiff penis.
[00:23:01] Yeah.
[00:23:02] And do you think she only does the baths?
[00:23:04] Yeah, she only does that's that's one of the perks.
[00:23:08] She went to the medical school and the chief of surgery medicine at the hospital school
[00:23:15] was like, he looked at her and he's like, right, your job is going to be bathing people.
[00:23:22] Bathe.
[00:23:23] Yep.
[00:23:24] You get to see their heart.
[00:23:25] You're breast.
[00:23:26] Oh, that's a nice little carryover.
[00:23:29] Yeah.
[00:23:30] On breasts.
[00:23:31] That's how that guy talks.
[00:23:34] Show me your breath.
[00:23:35] Show me your breath.
[00:23:38] Yeah, I saw some Twitter thread from some girl that was like, yeah, raise your hand if
[00:23:41] when you went to go get like fucking, you know, breast augmentation.
[00:23:45] Maybe it was a TikTok video.
[00:23:47] Somebody went viral.
[00:23:49] Some girl describing going to get breast augmentation or like have her breast reduced
[00:23:52] as a teenager and the doctor only brought her down to like a D cup, even though she wanted
[00:23:57] like a like a small B.
[00:23:59] Yes.
[00:24:00] Yeah.
[00:24:01] She gave her a surgery and he was like, you're going to thank me.
[00:24:04] We know.
[00:24:05] And then, and then, yeah.
[00:24:09] That was me.
[00:24:10] I told that picture.
[00:24:12] Keep in those cities.
[00:24:15] And like, she's telling this story, but like we're supposed to be against the doctor,
[00:24:18] but it's like, yeah, it's like, and I'm proud to be an American, because at least I.
[00:24:24] Yeah.
[00:24:25] USA.
[00:24:26] I tell you that girl's going to be in a bar somewhere.
[00:24:29] Yeah, the place called Texas bar and grill in a strip mall.
[00:24:34] Yeah, in I to house somewhere.
[00:24:35] Yeah.
[00:24:36] In 20 years.
[00:24:37] Yeah.
[00:24:38] With that like green carpeting that like very like the offers, no cushion and wall of wall
[00:24:43] carpeting does dartboard and cores light shit on the walls.
[00:24:47] Yeah, sir.
[00:24:48] They got to carry okey night.
[00:24:49] She's going to tell some guy and he said, I'd understand when I was older and I did.
[00:24:54] I do.
[00:24:57] You know, that's right.
[00:24:59] Honestly, shout out to that.
[00:25:02] For being completely unethical.
[00:25:04] Loving titties so much.
[00:25:06] Yeah.
[00:25:07] Break every like that's got to be against the law on some level.
[00:25:10] Right.
[00:25:11] Just like the parents.
[00:25:12] Just not doing a surgery differently than the person wanted.
[00:25:17] And not for a medical reason.
[00:25:19] Yeah.
[00:25:20] He's like, I am a doctor.
[00:25:24] Okay.
[00:25:25] It's my job.
[00:25:26] It's where my job.
[00:25:28] All right.
[00:25:29] So.
[00:25:30] Sit back.
[00:25:31] You let me do this.
[00:25:32] Why don't you let the professionals make these kinds of decisions?
[00:25:38] God, she's like, you shaved my pussy.
[00:25:43] He's like, we had some extra time.
[00:25:47] We had some extra time.
[00:25:48] We shaved your pussy.
[00:25:49] We hadn't run out of gas yet.
[00:25:51] You were still gas.
[00:25:52] So we were still.
[00:25:53] We were kind of all riffing.
[00:25:54] We were kind of rolling.
[00:25:55] We said, fuck it.
[00:25:56] We'll share a personal.
[00:25:57] Let's make it ready to go.
[00:25:59] We all fuck.
[00:26:00] We all fuck you while you're under.
[00:26:06] Sorry, man.
[00:26:09] Whoops.
[00:26:10] Yeah.
[00:26:11] It's like, it's like, come on.
[00:26:13] You know how the chef eats a little bit of every meal?
[00:26:17] He's got a taste as he goes.
[00:26:19] The rest, how does he know how the titties are going to look?
[00:26:22] The chef's going to taste.
[00:26:24] The chef's got to get a little taste.
[00:26:29] He's shaking.
[00:26:31] You're just tasting your pussy?
[00:26:37] Yeah.
[00:26:38] The mom's like, you said we'd save money by going to a French doctor.
[00:26:42] My father's like, I'm sorry.
[00:26:45] He didn't realize.
[00:26:47] He was the chef.
[00:26:49] The doctor.
[00:26:50] Oh, yeah.
[00:26:51] He was the doctor at all.
[00:26:52] The doctor was just a chef.
[00:26:54] He was literally a chef.
[00:26:58] The wiser bag getting my pussy.
[00:27:03] Oh, man.
[00:27:08] Happy fucking, by the way, Ramadan's over.
[00:27:12] Eid Mubarak to my mother fucking Muslim brotherhood and sisterhood.
[00:27:18] Yeah.
[00:27:19] Ramadan is fucking crazy, dude.
[00:27:21] I got a salute to the Muslims for that one.
[00:27:23] Yeah, for real.
[00:27:24] They fast harder than anybody.
[00:27:25] For going on a diet.
[00:27:27] They fucking, they do intermittent fasting, bro.
[00:27:29] No eating during the day.
[00:27:31] Fucking Christians or pussies do Lent.
[00:27:35] Oh, man.
[00:27:36] We do is not eat meat on Fridays and fucking Wednesdays.
[00:27:38] No one ever maintains Lent.
[00:27:40] No one actually gives anything up for eventually they just stop trying to see that Mark Wahlberg video this year.
[00:27:46] No.
[00:27:47] It's like, how you doing everybody for Lent this year?
[00:27:50] We're doing more peace, more grace.
[00:27:53] Yes, I did see that.
[00:27:55] It's like, are you supposed to get something off?
[00:27:59] Yeah.
[00:28:00] Which, by the way, is not even it.
[00:28:01] You're supposed to fast hard a shit, but no one even does it.
[00:28:04] Yeah.
[00:28:05] Fucking Americans are fucking more.
[00:28:06] They don't believe in the Lord.
[00:28:08] But the Lord was out there in the desert, dude, getting tempted by Satan.
[00:28:12] Yeah.
[00:28:13] He's getting, he's being made, he's fucking trying to suck God's dick, taking all kinds of different forms,
[00:28:18] never, and telling them about kingdoms and shit.
[00:28:21] He could give him and he never said no.
[00:28:23] He never said yes.
[00:28:24] Yeah.
[00:28:25] So my five week goal now is like, I'm doing a shit ton of like T-spine mobility.
[00:28:29] Okay.
[00:28:30] Because my upper back is like badly inflexible.
[00:28:33] Like it always kind of rounded, but now in the last like year it's gotten like really fucking bad.
[00:28:38] Okay.
[00:28:39] From just using the phone and like sitting at the computer all day long.
[00:28:42] Oh, you got to do some downward dogs.
[00:28:43] You got to do some fucking hanging.
[00:28:45] Yeah.
[00:28:46] The problem with downward dog, my hamstrings are tight also.
[00:28:48] So when I bend over, my upper back compensates by like really, like there's like, I look humpbacked.
[00:28:53] So I can touch my toes, but if I take a picture of it, it's like my back looks fucking horrific.
[00:28:58] Yeah.
[00:28:59] So I got to stretch everything out, but I said, I got like a, just like a little yoga block to stretch my upper back on.
[00:29:07] And I sat on that for a while this morning, but my upper back is so tight.
[00:29:11] So you sit on it and you just fucking go like this?
[00:29:13] Yeah.
[00:29:14] Yeah.
[00:29:15] You put the block like right at your lawn bar spot.
[00:29:17] Yeah.
[00:29:18] That shit rules.
[00:29:19] I love doing that.
[00:29:20] I love doing your chest up and I just stay on that for like, but it, my upper back is so fucked up that like when the two minutes is up or three minutes is up.
[00:29:28] If I move my back will spasm.
[00:29:30] Yeah.
[00:29:31] Like I can't, I have to like peel myself off the thing and just shift to the side.
[00:29:36] And it's, it's so fucking painful.
[00:29:39] It makes me feel like I have the flu.
[00:29:41] Like it makes me feel like I have like my shit's fucked up, dude.
[00:29:45] Goddamn.
[00:29:46] Just from tech, just from being on your phone.
[00:29:48] Yeah.
[00:29:49] So I mean, a lifetime of sitting at the fucking computer.
[00:29:52] Right.
[00:29:53] And it was already kind of shitty posters cursed.
[00:29:55] Yeah.
[00:29:56] It was already kind of shitty, but now where it's like, cause I never had an office job, you know, at least be like on my feet, you know, working at a place. But since, you know, the podcast, it's like, I fucking don't stand up. I got a wheelchair from my apartment.
[00:30:08] Right.
[00:30:09] You're, you're, you're body.
[00:30:10] Mm hmm.
[00:30:11] I'm walking around for time going around apartment pretending to be professor X.
[00:30:14] Yeah, of course.
[00:30:15] You know, just give me pussy.
[00:30:18] Show me your pussy.
[00:30:19] Give me pussy.
[00:30:20] Jean Grey.
[00:30:21] Jubilee.
[00:30:22] Show me.
[00:30:23] Do you say Jubilee too?
[00:30:24] Nice to Jean Grey.
[00:30:25] Oh, I said Jubilee.
[00:30:26] Jubilee, give me your pussy.
[00:30:27] Mm hmm.
[00:30:28] Well, yeah.
[00:30:29] Rogue is the one that would drain you.
[00:30:30] Not Jubilee.
[00:30:31] Jubilee was the fucking one I got.
[00:30:33] It's just professor, professor X in a room with I call the male X man.
[00:30:37] He's like, they call it Jean Grey, but they should call it Jean Red if you've seen a pussy.
[00:30:41] You know.
[00:30:42] And then Jean Grey walks in.
[00:30:43] She's like, what are you guys talking about?
[00:30:44] She's like, oh, nothing.
[00:30:45] Nothing.
[00:30:46] And then she's like, oh, I guess I'll just read one of their minds.
[00:30:49] And he's like, ah, and then they're just like battling to fucking like.
[00:30:53] Yeah, yeah.
[00:30:54] He's just professor X.
[00:30:55] Turn the block every mind read.
[00:30:57] Yeah, he's like, he's just like pretending to be fucking Cyclops is mine.
[00:31:00] Well, she's reading Cyclops is mine.
[00:31:02] She's like talking about the Empire State Building, huh?
[00:31:05] He's like, yes.
[00:31:07] And then she's like, I guess I'll just maybe read Wolverine's mind.
[00:31:11] And then she tries with their battling so hard.
[00:31:14] She's like making all of the guys retarded.
[00:31:16] Yeah, they just cry.
[00:31:17] They're giving like the severe brain damage.
[00:31:20] I mean, their thoughts fucked with.
[00:31:22] Well, he's just.
[00:31:23] Yeah, he ruins every X man's mind just so she wouldn't find out.
[00:31:27] He'd said her pussy's red.
[00:31:29] I didn't even.
[00:31:32] I know.
[00:31:33] I imagine it's locker room stuff.
[00:31:36] It's just the boys being fellow.
[00:31:38] It's just part of being an ex fella.
[00:31:41] And you must admit your pussy is remarkably red.
[00:31:45] I was I made the assumption that you had red pubes.
[00:31:49] And it was a professional mistake.
[00:31:51] Hopefully we can move past this and just focus on the real problem,
[00:31:55] which is stopping Magneto from being reelected in 2020.
[00:31:59] It's.
[00:32:02] I'm not saying it isn't sexual assault.
[00:32:05] I'm saying that there are more important things to deal with.
[00:32:10] And.
[00:32:11] And Terry just lying.
[00:32:13] She's lying.
[00:32:15] She's a bitch.
[00:32:17] Did that video Joe Biden fucking just don't vote for me if you don't know which one the black.
[00:32:22] If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black.
[00:32:24] He's just bulwurst now.
[00:32:26] This is just ridiculous.
[00:32:29] And not only that he said don't vote for if you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
[00:32:32] And then the week before he had the one we was like, well, if you believe Terry, don't vote for me.
[00:32:36] He's just telling black people and anyone who.
[00:32:39] And not to vote for him.
[00:32:41] I didn't even see that one.
[00:32:43] He said that.
[00:32:44] He said, if you believe her, don't vote for me.
[00:32:47] Unbelievable.
[00:32:48] Yeah.
[00:32:49] He didn't even say it's he didn't politics his way out of it.
[00:32:51] He just said straight up basically called her a liar, dude.
[00:32:54] Yeah, which is funny because it's like that's closer to the way Donald Trump acts.
[00:32:58] Which like that does work for Donald Trump, but Joe Biden doesn't have that kind of base, you know?
[00:33:04] No, it doesn't have the swag.
[00:33:07] Yeah.
[00:33:08] He doesn't have the sauce Donald has that doesn't will about his the man's policies.
[00:33:11] He does have sauce with his group.
[00:33:13] That doesn't work on the like vote balloon no matter who people.
[00:33:18] In fact, it has like the opposite effect.
[00:33:20] Whereas Republicans will always vote for a Republican and if like, you know, I mean, Donald Trump said it.
[00:33:26] He's like, he was absolutely right.
[00:33:28] He was like, I could shoot somebody in the middle of fucking life.
[00:33:30] Yeah, he's right.
[00:33:31] He is right.
[00:33:32] He understands politics way better than Nancy Pelosi's dumb ass.
[00:33:35] Yeah.
[00:33:36] I'm cleaning all the blood out of my AirPods case.
[00:33:39] Nice.
[00:33:40] Why is there blood in it?
[00:33:41] My ears.
[00:33:42] Please.
[00:33:43] What the fuck, man?
[00:33:46] Yeah.
[00:33:47] I've always had like bloody years.
[00:33:49] I don't know why.
[00:33:50] That's fucked up, dude.
[00:33:52] Yeah.
[00:33:53] I don't fuck with that.
[00:33:55] Yeah, I should do I should do something about it.
[00:33:58] I had a weird I had like an infected hair in my beard that I had to like it was like it felt like it didn't grow in hair, but it grew out already.
[00:34:05] And any time I touched it, it was like really painful.
[00:34:08] And I was like, it felt like maybe a pimple next to it.
[00:34:11] But then I like just pulled the hair out and the end of the hair was like four times the size of a normal hair.
[00:34:17] Oh, what the fuck?
[00:34:19] It was just like lodged into your shit.
[00:34:21] Yeah, it was just like curled back in and on itself and like calcified.
[00:34:25] It was like a bone coming out.
[00:34:27] It was disgusting.
[00:34:28] The fuck is up with your body, dude?
[00:34:30] I don't know.
[00:34:31] I'm getting more powerful.
[00:34:32] You are getting more powerful in a demonic way.
[00:34:35] Your ears are bleeding.
[00:34:36] You got bone and bone beards.
[00:34:38] What if I grew horns?
[00:34:40] That would be cool.
[00:34:41] What if I finally willed myself in the growing antlers?
[00:34:43] That dude, if you start if you come out with these little baby sprouts, I would respect you all.
[00:34:49] I just don't mention it all.
[00:34:50] We're all hanging out.
[00:34:51] I'm like, oh that?
[00:34:52] Yeah.
[00:34:53] I started growing antlers.
[00:34:55] I did it.
[00:34:56] You remember how I talked about it?
[00:34:57] Yeah.
[00:34:58] Yeah, I figured out a way to do it.
[00:34:59] So I guess I'm just going to go eat blueberries in the woods.
[00:35:02] What are you guys doing this afternoon?
[00:35:05] Oh, I would be hanging out with your families.
[00:35:08] Yeah, I'm going to go take little BB size shit out in the woods.
[00:35:13] Yeah, dude.
[00:35:14] Honestly, I wouldn't even put it past you finding some strange way to get like extra calcium to deposit at the top of your head and figuring it out.
[00:35:23] Yeah.
[00:35:24] Well, that was the first like episode or one of the episodes.
[00:35:29] You're watching a show Batman Begins.
[00:35:30] Not Batman Begins.
[00:35:31] Batman Beyond.
[00:35:32] Yes, I love Batman Beyond.
[00:35:34] Yeah, that one was almost as good as the animated series.
[00:35:38] Dude, it rocked.
[00:35:39] It really rocked.
[00:35:40] It was like weird.
[00:35:42] Yeah.
[00:35:43] And I liked Old Bruce.
[00:35:44] Old Bruce is cool.
[00:35:46] Yeah.
[00:35:47] But yeah, that one was fucking awesome.
[00:35:48] But why?
[00:35:49] Was that one of the best?
[00:35:50] No, one of the like episodes in the first season because I watched that show when it premiered.
[00:35:54] Me too, brother.
[00:35:55] It came out.
[00:35:56] What was it?
[00:35:57] WB?
[00:35:58] Yeah, it's one of those kids things.
[00:35:59] But I remember because I was old enough to be like, yeah, I'm watching a new show.
[00:36:02] Dude, me too.
[00:36:03] There's a new show.
[00:36:04] We were too old.
[00:36:05] There's a new show coming out and I'm going to check it out.
[00:36:07] I'm going to watch.
[00:36:08] I'm going to actually be watching something new.
[00:36:10] I'm going to check it out.
[00:36:11] Yeah, just kind of something news on my radar.
[00:36:14] Yeah.
[00:36:15] Yeah.
[00:36:16] I'm eight years old.
[00:36:17] So I got a radar now.
[00:36:19] Let's see when Batman Beyond came out 1999.
[00:36:24] Oh, hilarious.
[00:36:25] Yeah, we were 10.
[00:36:27] Yeah.
[00:36:28] Yeah.
[00:36:29] Fuck yeah, dude.
[00:36:30] I remember when that shit came out.
[00:36:32] Also, the guy, the new guy Bruce was hot.
[00:36:36] He was like, he was an Androgynous.
[00:36:37] Yeah, he was like, I would kiss him.
[00:36:40] And the Joker was like a biker.
[00:36:42] Fuck yeah, dude.
[00:36:44] Wasn't he?
[00:36:45] I don't remember.
[00:36:46] Yeah, this is a Batman Beyond.
[00:36:48] Was there even a Joker?
[00:36:51] I guess there was.
[00:36:53] There had to have been.
[00:36:54] Yeah.
[00:36:55] I thought he had like a bike.
[00:36:56] No, you know, he had like a biker gang of clowns.
[00:36:59] Oh shit, there's a return to the Joker.
[00:37:04] This is fucked up.
[00:37:06] He's like young, but Bruce is old.
[00:37:09] I might have to watch all Batman Beyond, brother.
[00:37:12] Yeah.
[00:37:13] Fuck.
[00:37:14] I'm not trying to.
[00:37:15] I did watch a movie.
[00:37:16] You ever see the movie Hannah?
[00:37:18] No.
[00:37:19] With the little kid?
[00:37:20] No, what is it?
[00:37:21] It's actually that girl, Sarsi, however the fuck is Sarsi.
[00:37:23] How do you say your name?
[00:37:24] Sarsi?
[00:37:25] Yeah.
[00:37:26] Rotten?
[00:37:27] Yeah.
[00:37:28] Sarsi?
[00:37:29] Is that how you say it?
[00:37:30] Yes, yeah.
[00:37:31] It's like a Chinese guy trying to say sexy.
[00:37:34] Oh, you're so Sarsi.
[00:37:38] You're so very Sarsi lady.
[00:37:41] Oh, you're so Sarsi.
[00:37:43] You're so Sarsi.
[00:37:44] She is so Sarsi to me.
[00:37:46] I can't wait to have Sarsi with her.
[00:37:51] I'm trying to have Sars.
[00:37:54] Show me pussy if I have Sars with you.
[00:38:00] Anyway, you should watch that movie Hannah.
[00:38:03] It's half action movie and half of the weirdest, like, most bizarre movie I've ever seen in my fucking life.
[00:38:09] Every adult in that thing is either a pedophile or like, has pedophile vibes or has sex trafficker vibes?
[00:38:16] But Sarsi is very good at it and she's like a little badass assassin.
[00:38:21] But it's weird.
[00:38:23] Yeah, I'm trying to get more information on the Batman Beyond Jover.
[00:38:28] Yes.
[00:38:29] Yes, yes.
[00:38:30] There was definitely a big biker contingent in that, like cyber biker thing.
[00:38:33] Yeah.
[00:38:34] Oh, yeah.
[00:38:35] I'm looking at a picture here where, what's her face?
[00:38:39] The Joker's with the Z.
[00:38:41] They all had, yes, dude.
[00:38:43] The gang was called the Joker's with the Z and they all had like cyber bikes.
[00:38:47] Yeah.
[00:38:48] Shane Gillis told me to play some, some total war game.
[00:38:53] It was like a strategy game and I kind of want to get into that.
[00:38:56] I might do that this afternoon.
[00:38:58] I might try to smoke weed again.
[00:39:00] Oh, hell yeah.
[00:39:01] What's the game called?
[00:39:02] I might fucking pop in there.
[00:39:03] Total war?
[00:39:04] The Total War Three Kingdoms is the Chinese one.
[00:39:08] Dude, I've heard, I think my little brother told me about that.
[00:39:11] He loves games like that.
[00:39:12] Yeah.
[00:39:13] Oh, this looks awesome, dude.
[00:39:16] Yeah, total.
[00:39:17] All those it for computer?
[00:39:18] It is for computer.
[00:39:20] Interesting.
[00:39:21] Yeah, I guess I should get into computer games.
[00:39:26] It seems like a thing you would be into.
[00:39:28] I've never been into them.
[00:39:29] I'm only strictly-
[00:39:30] Could you know about tech stuff?
[00:39:32] Yeah, but I've always had like, I've never had a gaming computer.
[00:39:36] I see.
[00:39:37] When I had the money for nice computers, I started buying Macs and they're not good for gaming.
[00:39:41] No, not at all.
[00:39:43] Yeah.
[00:39:44] Honestly, I'm off Mac, dude.
[00:39:46] I'm a motherfucking PC boy now.
[00:39:48] Damn.
[00:39:49] Now I want to get high and play Lego Indiana Jones too.
[00:39:51] Dude, just do that.
[00:39:53] I got fucked.
[00:39:54] I've been sober.
[00:39:55] Yesterday was my roommate.
[00:39:57] My roommate who's been, he's been subletting.
[00:39:59] We hit it off.
[00:40:00] He's a cute kid.
[00:40:01] But it was his 30th.
[00:40:03] So, you know, I got fucked up for the kids 30th.
[00:40:05] I was fucking sucking off those claws and getting high as shit.
[00:40:08] Your roommate?
[00:40:09] Yeah.
[00:40:10] It's not Pete.
[00:40:11] So, everybody moved out.
[00:40:13] Oh, okay.
[00:40:14] And we got a random motherfucker to sublet.
[00:40:17] A new character.
[00:40:18] We ended up getting quarantined.
[00:40:19] A mid-season edition.
[00:40:20] Yeah.
[00:40:21] Yeah.
[00:40:22] For real.
[00:40:23] We did have a mid-season edition.
[00:40:24] That's so funny.
[00:40:25] He's not somebody that listens to the show.
[00:40:27] No.
[00:40:28] That would have been awful.
[00:40:29] Thank God.
[00:40:30] I think he has friends that listen.
[00:40:32] Or he's lying to me, which would be even worse.
[00:40:35] Yeah.
[00:40:36] If he's been like some kind of sociopath that's been like, oh, I've never even.
[00:40:39] I've never even heard of such a thing.
[00:40:41] And then he's convinced me, dude.
[00:40:42] If there's a Kaiser Sosie moment when he moves out, I'm going to kill myself.
[00:40:46] Yeah.
[00:40:47] But I think he's like maybe, like I think he's a comedy fan or something.
[00:40:51] He's a good guy.
[00:40:52] But he's moving.
[00:40:53] He's only here.
[00:40:54] And we ended up getting quarantined together.
[00:40:56] He's leaving.
[00:40:57] And so, you know, I got fucked up and got stoned to shit and played Bordeaux.
[00:41:01] That sounds awesome.
[00:41:02] No, I don't really, I started, I picked up Death Stranding.
[00:41:05] You know what I'm going to do?
[00:41:06] I'm going to play Death Stranding.
[00:41:08] That one seems boring to me, bro.
[00:41:10] It's very boring.
[00:41:11] I finally got to the actual game.
[00:41:13] It's like four and a half hours of credits.
[00:41:15] You think the credits are over and then it's like, you're, you're, oh, I guess I'm not
[00:41:20] playing again.
[00:41:21] I guess it's another 45 minutes of like movie happening.
[00:41:24] Yeah.
[00:41:25] Like here's Guillermo del Toro and a special guest starring role.
[00:41:30] And it's like, I know video game.
[00:41:32] What the fuck is this?
[00:41:33] You don't get a gun until like 20 hours in shut was playing that shit.
[00:41:36] It looked so boring.
[00:41:37] But I don't know, man.
[00:41:38] Games like that are, you know, not one of the best games I ever played was the original
[00:41:42] Mass Effect.
[00:41:43] Never played it.
[00:41:45] And the sense of like, like scope and like open ended fucking rainy space opera bullshit.
[00:41:53] Right.
[00:41:54] Dude, and you can get pussy in that one, right?
[00:41:56] You can be gay.
[00:41:57] Yeah, but for the most, not the first one.
[00:41:59] The first one is mostly like just fucking figuring out how rude you can be to aliens to get information
[00:42:04] out of them, which is what appeals to me about it.
[00:42:09] It's just so funny too, because you can mix like the nice and mean responses in the original
[00:42:16] Mass Effect.
[00:42:17] And it's like, tell me more about this shadow broker, you know, and they're like, well, the
[00:42:21] shadow brokers.
[00:42:24] Known for his knowledge of information around the galaxy.
[00:42:27] If you want to know something, you blah, blah, blah, blah.
[00:42:30] And it's like, thanks a lot for that information.
[00:42:32] Of course.
[00:42:33] At any time you'd like to stop by my shop and then you can select the shut up option.
[00:42:37] You're like, I don't care about this.
[00:42:40] Oh, I'm okay.
[00:42:43] I'm sorry.
[00:42:44] Yeah.
[00:42:45] Yeah.
[00:42:46] Yeah, that actually had that appeal to you, man.
[00:42:49] That's the way that's the way you live your life.
[00:42:51] Yeah.
[00:42:52] Once you get the info, shut the fuck up.
[00:42:55] Shut up, dude.
[00:42:56] Yeah.
[00:42:57] I wish I could go back and play the original Mass Effect.
[00:42:59] You could, man.
[00:43:00] I'm sure they did a remaster or something.
[00:43:01] It's just games.
[00:43:02] You play games.
[00:43:03] The games are a lot of fun.
[00:43:05] And then you go back and play them.
[00:43:06] And I thought for a while, because I used to do it with like Nintendo 64 games or like
[00:43:10] PlayStation two games and you go back and play them and you think like, oh, it's because
[00:43:13] the graphics sucked or something.
[00:43:15] Right.
[00:43:16] But no, it's just like, yeah, the moment's gone.
[00:43:20] The moment's magic's gone.
[00:43:21] It's gone, dude.
[00:43:22] Life is like that, though.
[00:43:23] Dude, there's so much intangible shit that you love.
[00:43:26] Like, you can see a movie and a time in your life and it sucks you off.
[00:43:30] It's the best.
[00:43:31] And then you go back, you're like, what the fuck?
[00:43:33] There's nothing good here.
[00:43:34] Yeah.
[00:43:35] There's so many fucking variables.
[00:43:36] Yeah.
[00:43:37] No, it sucks.
[00:43:38] Yeah.
[00:43:39] And it's crazy because then I think about like how fucking good a game has to be to make
[00:43:41] me like love it.
[00:43:42] Like, there probably would be nothing I care for more in my life than Red Dead Redemption
[00:43:48] too.
[00:43:49] Yeah, that game is so good.
[00:43:50] It's fucking amazing.
[00:43:51] Did you finish it?
[00:43:52] No, I got bored.
[00:43:53] You got bored of it?
[00:43:54] Well, it's not that I got bored.
[00:43:56] It said I was playing it on the stream and like, there's something to just playing a
[00:44:01] game without having to entertain anyone and just zoning in for like eight hours at a time
[00:44:06] that I wasn't getting the opportunity to do.
[00:44:07] I was playing it because I started playing it when we got back from Australia the first
[00:44:11] time.
[00:44:12] Yeah.
[00:44:13] That's when I came out while we were there.
[00:44:15] And then I was like horrifically depressed.
[00:44:18] Like I would just fucking like sit in the living room and play Red Dead Redemption until
[00:44:22] like six a.m.
[00:44:23] Yeah.
[00:44:24] And I remember we would do the show while playing Red Dead.
[00:44:26] Yeah.
[00:44:27] And it's like that felt great.
[00:44:28] Dude, just just camping in the woods and hunting and oh yeah, it feels awesome.
[00:44:34] Yeah.
[00:44:35] Dude, just just hunting.
[00:44:36] Just feeding yourself off the land, nothing but you and a couple arrows.
[00:44:40] You don't need anything else.
[00:44:41] Nothing but you and your apartment and your PlayStation 4.
[00:44:44] That's right.
[00:44:45] And you're pretending the horse that you have to brush.
[00:44:47] Right.
[00:44:48] You pretend horse that you have a better relationship with than any living breathing thing in the
[00:44:52] world.
[00:44:53] Yeah.
[00:44:54] My girlfriend's just in the other room crying.
[00:44:55] I'm like, what is it?
[00:44:57] And then it's just like, yeah, I'm not.
[00:45:00] No, I know.
[00:45:01] Oh shit, the legendary Fox.
[00:45:03] Yeah.
[00:45:04] Oh, I got to catch legendary Fox.
[00:45:05] Sorry.
[00:45:06] I got to I got to scalp this native.
[00:45:09] There should be more of like brutal native scalping DLC for those games.
[00:45:13] Yeah.
[00:45:14] Blood Meridian DLC or play like like community mod of Red Dead.
[00:45:20] That's just blood Meridian.
[00:45:22] That would fucking rock.
[00:45:24] Does anyone know how to hack?
[00:45:26] Can anyone.
[00:45:27] Yeah.
[00:45:28] Can anyone know how to.
[00:45:29] If anyone knows how to do that and they can fucking hack Red Dead Redemption 2 to make
[00:45:32] a fucking blood Meridian mod.
[00:45:34] They make it more brutal where you get killed more in the edge.
[00:45:37] Just go down to Mexico and scalping people in Mexican towns to hand in their scalps to
[00:45:42] the Spanish government.
[00:45:44] Damn, is that what happened to Bloomberg?
[00:45:47] I got bored and stopped reading it.
[00:45:49] Yeah.
[00:45:50] Well, the kid joins that gang, the Gleason gang, I forget the name of it, but they get
[00:45:55] yeah, they get contracted by the Mexican government to scalp like command cheese or whatever.
[00:46:01] And you know, they get money per scalp.
[00:46:03] So they're just going into like Mexican towns and killing everyone.
[00:46:08] Taking the scaps and like just turning them in like Chuck E Cheese tokens.
[00:46:12] Oh, nice.
[00:46:13] Let me get the Dracula teeth after I kill that Mexican family.
[00:46:17] Yeah.
[00:46:18] I'm going to get the bouncy ball, the Dracula teeth.
[00:46:20] Yeah, I got a little spider ring from killing a Mexican family.
[00:46:24] Yeah, that's good.
[00:46:27] Can't you play that shit online?
[00:46:29] Red Dead?
[00:46:30] Red Dead.
[00:46:31] Yeah, I never played online because that's the thing.
[00:46:32] This single player is so good.
[00:46:33] I don't want to like.
[00:46:35] Yeah, tainted.
[00:46:36] Yeah.
[00:46:37] The appeal of the game is that there's a special relationship between me and Arthur.
[00:46:40] Of course.
[00:46:41] And then you go online, there's all these other people that also know Arthur.
[00:46:44] It's like being an Apollo universe relationship is disgusting.
[00:46:47] Yeah, I'm with you, dude.
[00:46:49] It's fucking gross.
[00:46:50] Yeah, I don't want to be cucked.
[00:46:51] It's gross.
[00:46:52] There's too many ponytails involved.
[00:46:53] It really is like the end of the movie, her.
[00:46:57] I've never seen the end.
[00:46:58] Does he realize she's she?
[00:47:00] Well, yeah, all the AI is linked in their inner relationship with a billion people and
[00:47:04] then everyone has to like come to.
[00:47:05] Yeah, everyone has to come to terms of fact that they're all like just in love with computers
[00:47:09] in general.
[00:47:10] Wow.
[00:47:11] Yeah.
[00:47:12] So, so every so damn and he jacks, he sees his cock and shit.
[00:47:15] Doesn't he jack off to it?
[00:47:16] I guess.
[00:47:17] I saw that in theaters and I don't really remember much about it.
[00:47:19] I remember not liking it.
[00:47:21] Yeah.
[00:47:22] Seems like bullshit to me.
[00:47:23] Yeah, it's bullshit.
[00:47:25] I would never fall in love with a computer.
[00:47:27] I would need some flesh and blood titties attached.
[00:47:29] I wouldn't even fall in love with a woman.
[00:47:32] I think that's I think they're a type of computer.
[00:47:35] That is true.
[00:47:37] The female brain is a processor.
[00:47:39] Yeah.
[00:47:40] It's broken.
[00:47:41] Yep.
[00:47:42] Whoa.
[00:47:43] Mm hmm.
[00:47:44] It needs to be hacked.
[00:47:45] Needs to be.
[00:47:47] Yeah.
[00:47:48] You're right.
[00:47:50] I just let it fart out and it was it was close.
[00:47:55] I've shoot myself twice during quarantine.
[00:47:57] I don't know if I told you that.
[00:47:58] Yeah, you did.
[00:47:59] That's a Henry Rollins was in Batman beyond.
[00:48:02] Really?
[00:48:03] It's so funny that Henry Rollins is like, you know, he just does whatever now.
[00:48:09] He's like, hey, Henry Rollins here for fucking EL Fudge.
[00:48:13] I mean, it's not that far, but you know, how mainstream of a figure, Henry Rollins.
[00:48:20] Yeah.
[00:48:21] And he like, it's his weird spoken word is what I don't understand.
[00:48:24] Yeah.
[00:48:25] People just go.
[00:48:26] I mean, I guess I respect those guys because they don't even pretend like it's stand up
[00:48:28] or comedy.
[00:48:29] They're just like, come see me talk for an hour.
[00:48:31] I do a show.
[00:48:32] Mm hmm.
[00:48:33] Oh, that's kind of who the fuck?
[00:48:34] But I guess people just want to go see a guy they know.
[00:48:37] Yeah.
[00:48:38] That's why people come to when we go on tour.
[00:48:41] Yeah.
[00:48:42] I mean, that's it's literally this is what we're doing right now.
[00:48:45] It's like, yeah, it's like that's a weird form of entertainment is a guy that just says
[00:48:51] things, but he happens to it's not even funny.
[00:48:54] It's just talking to his friends.
[00:48:56] It's just talking, but then also, but let's remove the element where any of it's pre written.
[00:49:02] Yeah.
[00:49:03] I think at the part where there's effort that goes.
[00:49:08] Yeah.
[00:49:09] Just a couple of guys broadcasting like, well, you know what I should do is buy it is by
[00:49:14] a Game Boy Color.
[00:49:16] Wait, hold on.
[00:49:18] It's not like it's not like there's no effort.
[00:49:20] Let's not forget.
[00:49:21] Pull over.
[00:49:22] This is the fucking police in your game.
[00:49:24] Don't make me see your pussy.
[00:49:25] I will make you show me your pussy on the police.
[00:49:28] We could do stuff like that.
[00:49:29] Can Henry Rollins do that?
[00:49:30] And he can be wrong.
[00:49:31] And he's not allowed to pretend to be the police, sir.
[00:49:33] He loses.
[00:49:34] That wouldn't be punk.
[00:49:37] I'm not see that's not the kind of, it's not restrictions are put on me.
[00:49:40] I'm not punk.
[00:49:45] What happened?
[00:49:46] Do you know about this?
[00:49:47] Some writer was her family was sex trafficking people.
[00:49:51] Gia Tolentino.
[00:49:53] Yeah, which by the way, how fucked up is it that she's not Italian?
[00:49:57] Yeah, she's Filipino.
[00:50:00] I thought for sure that was an Italian doing some racist and I was excited to blame Italians
[00:50:06] for something.
[00:50:07] I found out this ladies Asian?
[00:50:09] Fulfinos are wild with like just fucking, because there was that Atlantic writer.
[00:50:13] I didn't really read the Gia thing.
[00:50:14] I don't give a shit, but there was that fucking Atlantic guy a couple of years ago that wrote
[00:50:19] that thing and say, yeah, my family had a slave.
[00:50:23] Yeah, that was wild, dude.
[00:50:27] That was insanity.
[00:50:28] Yeah, and then it's like all these fucking Asian people defending it.
[00:50:32] My favorite part was they're like, you don't understand.
[00:50:35] Wonka-boopoo or whatever the fuck their dumb word for a slave is.
[00:50:38] It translates more to something like grandma or something.
[00:50:41] It's like, yeah, Mammy, we have the same.
[00:50:45] We did the same thing.
[00:50:47] It's built into the language to not make them feel bad about having a slave.
[00:50:51] They gave them a cute name.
[00:50:52] Second, what's your word for slave then?
[00:50:55] They're like, oh, we don't, there's no word.
[00:50:59] It's that.
[00:51:00] It's cool friend.
[00:51:01] Yeah.
[00:51:02] It translates to cool friend.
[00:51:03] Yeah.
[00:51:04] And then the guy died like right when the article came out.
[00:51:07] Oh, really?
[00:51:08] Yes, no one could get it.
[00:51:09] The guy who wrote it?
[00:51:10] Yeah.
[00:51:11] Damn.
[00:51:12] Yeah.
[00:51:13] That's justice.
[00:51:14] That fucking ghost, that ghost slave came back from the grave and it's busters.
[00:51:17] It killed him.
[00:51:18] Michael Busters.
[00:51:19] Michael Busters.
[00:51:20] Starring George Clooney is Michael Busters.
[00:51:22] CIA agent who has to go have sex with Middle Eastern men.
[00:51:27] I'm sure it's claimed with his eyebrows raised.
[00:51:30] You're going to come meet me in my hotel room in 15 minutes?
[00:51:34] You got to.
[00:51:35] Michael Busters.
[00:51:36] I'm Michael Busters.
[00:51:37] Yeah.
[00:51:38] Is that what Michael Clayton is about?
[00:51:39] I have no idea.
[00:51:41] This came up.
[00:51:42] I did Matt and Shane show and I brought up Michael Clayton and I said, what's that movie
[00:51:46] about anyways?
[00:51:47] Really?
[00:51:48] Yeah.
[00:51:49] Well, I like bringing stuff up and then there's no context for it and I also don't know
[00:51:52] what it is.
[00:51:53] Me too, brother.
[00:51:55] I saw Stone to shit.
[00:51:57] My friend tried to show me a trailer of it and all I realized the director was that
[00:52:02] guy with the curly hair and I didn't realize that guy was a director.
[00:52:06] I thought he was just an actor.
[00:52:08] Tony Gilroy.
[00:52:09] Was that the director of Michael Clayton?
[00:52:13] Yeah.
[00:52:14] It is.
[00:52:15] Mm-hmm.
[00:52:16] Never mind.
[00:52:17] I was thinking somebody else.
[00:52:18] Which guy was the curly hair?
[00:52:20] There's some guy, the curly hair.
[00:52:23] Michael Clayton, he's in it.
[00:52:24] He's like a Jewish guy.
[00:52:25] Michael Clayton.
[00:52:26] Yeah.
[00:52:27] Sorry.
[00:52:28] Michael Clayton is about like a lawyer that's done, he's done something gay.
[00:52:35] Sidney Pollack.
[00:52:36] I didn't realize Sidney Pollack was also the, I mean, I realized Sidney Pollack was a
[00:52:39] director but I didn't realize that guy that's in movies is also the director Sidney Pollack.
[00:52:44] Yeah.
[00:52:45] Sidney Pollack is in the movie.
[00:52:47] He's a director, right?
[00:52:48] He is a director.
[00:52:49] Yeah.
[00:52:50] I know that name but I didn't realize he was an actor too.
[00:52:53] Yeah.
[00:52:54] He did the firm and, yeah, what the fuck else was he in that I saw him in?
[00:53:03] I don't know.
[00:53:05] It's hardly grace.
[00:53:06] I confuse him with Sidney Lumet.
[00:53:08] He didn't say that he had a Lumet like, old as shit.
[00:53:13] Yeah.
[00:53:14] But I can.
[00:53:15] Oh, he was in the Sopranos.
[00:53:16] That's right.
[00:53:17] He's in the Sopranos.
[00:53:19] I don't know.
[00:53:21] But I remember him in that zone.
[00:53:27] Yeah.
[00:53:28] Anyways, Michael Clayton, what am I thinking?
[00:53:30] I'm thinking of Siriana.
[00:53:31] Siriana, that's a good move.
[00:53:35] Yes.
[00:53:37] I guess I must know him from, because I'm looking at all these movies and I don't think I've
[00:53:41] seen them but I know his face.
[00:53:43] So I must know him from the Sopranos.
[00:53:45] He's in a eyes wide shot.
[00:53:47] Yeah.
[00:53:48] But he's a cute kid.
[00:53:49] He's a good looking guy.
[00:53:52] Siriana is a different movie.
[00:53:54] Siriana was pretty good.
[00:53:55] I was confusing.
[00:53:56] I don't remember what it's about.
[00:53:57] What movies did George Clooney direct?
[00:53:58] Do you need to direct?
[00:54:00] Good night and good luck.
[00:54:08] Yeah.
[00:54:09] He directed that.
[00:54:11] Remember what night?
[00:54:13] I remember when we were kids, people were like, he's the sexiest man in the world.
[00:54:17] Yeah, he's hot.
[00:54:18] And you're a child and you're not gay, so you're like, I guess.
[00:54:23] I'm not sexually active.
[00:54:28] Yeah, I guess I don't know why he's the sexiest.
[00:54:32] He's just a good looking guy.
[00:54:33] Yeah, he's just a guy.
[00:54:34] I just clicked on his Wikipedia page and just scrolled for a second and stopped and where
[00:54:40] it landed was Armenian genocide is a subsection on George Clooney.
[00:54:46] Clooney supports the recognition of the Armenian genocide.
[00:54:50] Being a celebrity is so retarded.
[00:54:52] And he's too, he's like that 90s era celebrity where they got like really ridiculous with
[00:54:57] it.
[00:54:58] Yeah, well, they were so funny.
[00:54:59] They were right before the internet, right before shit splintered big time.
[00:55:03] Clooney is Clooney like Brad Pitt and those guys are the last like super famous.
[00:55:08] Everybody knows who the fuck they are types of guys.
[00:55:10] Yeah, activism and public advocacy.
[00:55:12] Clooney is a supporter of gay rights.
[00:55:14] He supported both of Barack Obama's presidents.
[00:55:17] These are like the default celebrity opinions.
[00:55:19] Yeah, that's true.
[00:55:20] Although Clooney has, I think Clooney has like a personal satellite that he tracks a, like,
[00:55:26] a fucking an army with or some shit.
[00:55:30] Does he?
[00:55:31] He literally has a satellite that he tracks like a guy.
[00:55:34] Look at this fucking picture of him in Barack Obama.
[00:55:37] Look at this stupid piece of shit.
[00:55:39] Having fucking, having serious politics talk with Barack Obama.
[00:55:44] Oh, is he doing this?
[00:55:45] Yeah, he's doing, he's doing this move.
[00:55:47] Oh, yeah, he's doing that move.
[00:55:49] Yeah.
[00:55:50] Mm.
[00:55:51] That's such a weird way to do your finger, dude.
[00:55:54] Yeah.
[00:55:55] Nobody does this regularly.
[00:55:57] In March, 2007, he sent an open letter to German Chancellor Angela Merkel calling on the European
[00:56:04] Union to take decisive action in the region to give him the failure of Sudanese president
[00:56:10] Omar Al-Beshir to respond to UN residents.
[00:56:13] Just like fucking enjoy your boat, you stupid bitch.
[00:56:16] Well, he's getting pussy from Amal.
[00:56:19] Amal is on some weird-
[00:56:20] So, let her do her fucking thing out in the garage or, you know, the-
[00:56:24] I agree.
[00:56:25] Yeah, like, whatever.
[00:56:26] She can do her, she can do her little human rights lawyer thing in the greenhouse.
[00:56:29] Yeah.
[00:56:30] Well, we're working on cars and talking about getting other pussy.
[00:56:33] You know what I'm saying?
[00:56:34] Yeah.
[00:56:35] Well, Clooney shoots hoops.
[00:56:36] I respect them.
[00:56:37] So, you should be out there fucking shooting free throws.
[00:56:39] Yeah.
[00:56:40] All this bitch wife handles the fucking suit.
[00:56:42] This whole section is hilarious.
[00:56:43] The George Clooney political views section.
[00:56:45] Because the titles are like Syria, you know, gun control.
[00:56:48] It's like, oh, gun control.
[00:56:50] I wonder what George Clooney thinks about gun control.
[00:56:53] Does he think it's bad?
[00:56:55] In 2018, following the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, the Clooney's pledged $500,000
[00:57:01] for the march for our lives and said, oh, so he doesn't like guns.
[00:57:05] That's wow.
[00:57:06] I wouldn't believe LGBT rights.
[00:57:08] I wonder what could George Clooney possibly be?
[00:57:10] It would be funny if he was a turf.
[00:57:14] Yeah.
[00:57:15] LGBT rights.
[00:57:17] He is against transsexuals.
[00:57:19] Yeah.
[00:57:20] On March 28, 2019, Clooney wrote an open letter calling for the boycott of the Sultan of Brunei's
[00:57:25] hotels over a new law that came into force on April 3rd that punishes homosexual sex
[00:57:31] and adultery with death by stoning.
[00:57:33] Damn.
[00:57:34] That's old school too.
[00:57:36] Yeah.
[00:57:37] Also, the Sultan of Brunei is a guy that's still alive.
[00:57:39] Who are the people going around that are just like fucking like, yeah, I'm not staying at
[00:57:43] any of the Sultan of Brunei's hotels anymore because George Clooney doesn't like him.
[00:57:48] Yeah, George Clooney.
[00:57:49] I was about to go over to Ocean where the Sultan of Brunei got a new hotel where they give
[00:57:53] you a pussy for free.
[00:57:54] Just checking in.
[00:57:55] I've seen Ocean 13 and the guy from that told me not to.
[00:57:58] Looking into the Akano Lodge in Trenton with the prostitute being like, yeah, real quick.
[00:58:03] Did a Sultan of Brunei own this place?
[00:58:06] Because I saw a dot head coming out before her hand.
[00:58:08] I want to make sure because I'm on a George Clooney plan.
[00:58:11] Yeah.
[00:58:12] I didn't know if the guy I seen come in here was the Sultan of Brunei's cousin or what.
[00:58:15] I saw a guy with a fucking turban coming in here.
[00:58:18] That dot head that was coming in here earlier is that that's Sultan of Brunei because George
[00:58:22] Clooney said, we supposed to be fucking with a Sultan of Brunei.
[00:58:25] Real quick.
[00:58:26] I'm trying to get gas, but yeah.
[00:58:28] The guy who owns this, he ain't the Sultan of Brunei.
[00:58:30] I know he, I know he could be wearing turbans, but that ain't no Sultan, right?
[00:58:34] Yeah.
[00:58:35] I was told that the Aladdin of Bruno Mars owns this place and that we're supposed to be
[00:58:40] pissed off at him because Danny Ocean said so.
[00:58:44] Yeah.
[00:58:45] I would kill for Danny Ocean.
[00:58:46] Yeah.
[00:58:47] Danny Ocean told me I'm supposed to be pissed off.
[00:58:51] Damn.
[00:58:52] Yeah.
[00:58:53] I'll be pit.
[00:58:54] Yo, the solub, but not unknown to Ravens, do he?
[00:58:58] Yeah.
[00:58:59] I want to add.
[00:59:00] Oh my God.
[00:59:01] I'm going to add a section to activism in public advocacy.
[00:59:03] Oh, of course the page is locked.
[00:59:05] Of course, George Clooney is locked.
[00:59:09] Armenian genocide.
[00:59:10] What the fuck is the point of like putting that in there?
[00:59:13] Oh, George Clooney, you know, says the art.
[00:59:15] Well, this is clearly written by a fucking PR.
[00:59:18] This is the most PR written Wikipedia I've ever read in my life.
[00:59:22] Motorcycle accidents.
[00:59:24] Shout out to the Armenians, man.
[00:59:26] Anybody who's the enemy of the Turks is my friend.
[00:59:29] Let's gang up on them.
[00:59:31] It's been long enough.
[00:59:32] What's the deal with the young Turks?
[00:59:33] Is it like the original young Turks were like Nazis?
[00:59:38] The original young Turks, I think like, I don't know.
[00:59:41] I think they took over the whole Ottoman Empire.
[00:59:44] They killed the motherfucker and then they took over everybody.
[00:59:47] I don't know though.
[00:59:48] I actually have literally no idea.
[00:59:49] I'm guessing.
[00:59:50] Yeah.
[00:59:51] I beyond don't know the answer to that question.
[00:59:53] Yeah.
[00:59:54] To the point that I'm wrong for sure.
[00:59:56] Turkey's gay.
[00:59:57] Thank you.
[00:59:58] Thank you so much for saying that, man.
[01:00:00] That means a lot for real.
[01:00:01] Nah, it's like stupid.
[01:00:02] They got this dumb robot language that's fake.
[01:00:05] Yes, yes.
[01:00:06] They're like Muslim, but like in a weird Canadian kind of way.
[01:00:11] That's very true.
[01:00:12] And that's a great way to put it.
[01:00:13] They are the Canadians of the Muslim world.
[01:00:17] I can imagine if I was in Iran and some Turkish guy was like, yeah, Muslim.
[01:00:21] It'd be like, just shut up, dude.
[01:00:25] Just fucking stop.
[01:00:27] I'm pissed.
[01:00:29] Do they really fuck this in the ass for a long time?
[01:00:32] It's fucking us in Saudi Arabia.
[01:00:34] We'll figure out who the fuck is Muslim.
[01:00:37] All right.
[01:00:38] Yeah.
[01:00:39] You know chance.
[01:00:40] Because they got a lot of a lot of guy like Turkey's got a lot of guys that look ethnically
[01:00:44] white that are just have like sort of curly hair.
[01:00:47] I don't know.
[01:00:48] I don't know what's going on.
[01:00:49] Basically, Greeks and Turks are the same exact people, but just different religions if you
[01:00:54] really look at it.
[01:00:55] But we got beaches.
[01:00:57] I'm also pissed because it really hurts me to say this, but a lot of the best food is
[01:01:02] just Turkish food that Greek people have.
[01:01:05] Yeah.
[01:01:06] The big that the Ottomans fucking she turbo cucked us and made us also love their food.
[01:01:11] Yeah, we were just saying this.
[01:01:13] I was saying this the other day on man James podcast so funny that Israel's like, oh, Israeli
[01:01:17] food is, you know, it's like, it's not such thing.
[01:01:19] It's Israeli food.
[01:01:21] Yeah.
[01:01:22] There's no such thing as Israel and there's no such thing as Israeli food.
[01:01:29] That's all you need to know about Israel.
[01:01:31] Yeah.
[01:01:32] It's like, it's really all you need to know about Israel is like the like, oh, well, the
[01:01:34] Jews have been here for thousands of years.
[01:01:36] And it's like, really, that's why their culture is just things they borrowed from the place
[01:01:40] that was there.
[01:01:42] That's not like there's not no discernible.
[01:01:48] Well, I mean, I guess they would the argument would be they've been there the whole time.
[01:01:51] So all that shit is there is also.
[01:01:54] No, it's not.
[01:01:55] I agree.
[01:01:56] It's like Texas people are like, we got the best tacos in Texas in California.
[01:02:01] It's like, you mean, they're mexter.
[01:02:03] You just show you stole from Mexicans.
[01:02:05] Yeah.
[01:02:06] Well, it's Mexicans making them in Texas.
[01:02:09] You go to this place and it's not like a guy that's like, welcome to the place.
[01:02:12] The taco place partner.
[01:02:14] Right.
[01:02:15] Yeah, I know.
[01:02:16] Like a Israeli guy be like, we make the best cool most.
[01:02:22] It's like, okay.
[01:02:23] Yeah.
[01:02:24] Okay, pal.
[01:02:25] Damn.
[01:02:26] I'm going to eat some hummus now.
[01:02:27] Dude, I might have to go.
[01:02:29] I might have to go eat.
[01:02:30] Might be time.
[01:02:31] I'm refeeding now.
[01:02:32] I'm ready for I'm ready.
[01:02:33] What are you going to eat?
[01:02:34] What's for lunch?
[01:02:35] Probably a bunch of chicken and peanut butter.
[01:02:36] Nice.
[01:02:37] Classic little chicken peanut butter sandwich.
[01:02:40] Yeah.
[01:02:41] Yeah.
[01:02:42] Respect brother.
[01:02:43] Yeah.
[01:02:44] What do you got?
[01:02:46] I made fucking, I made a eggplant stir fry.
[01:02:50] That sounds good.
[01:02:51] I saved half it.
[01:02:52] Yeah.
[01:02:53] Yeah, it was good as fuck.
[01:02:54] I got to get, I got to get nice with the curries, man.
[01:02:57] I want to buy like fresh lemon grass.
[01:02:58] Yeah.
[01:02:59] I've been eating a lot of coconut milk and shit just in the curry.
[01:03:02] I dated a girl that was a chef at a Thai restaurant.
[01:03:05] Ooh.
[01:03:06] I'm jealous.
[01:03:07] Yeah, she made some good shit.
[01:03:09] Dude, Thai salute to the Thai.
[01:03:11] Your food rocks.
[01:03:12] Mm hmm.
[01:03:13] That shit fucking rocks.
[01:03:14] Makes you rock and roll.
[01:03:15] Makes me want to tie off the base of my cock and fuck.
[01:03:18] Yep.
[01:03:19] Fuck a child.
[01:03:20] Yes.
[01:03:21] Thailand's Thailand.
[01:03:23] So.
[01:03:24] Yeah.
[01:03:25] Eldis had a fucking, some guy in his office, he's just the most closeted man of all time.
[01:03:30] And he would routinely go to Thailand by himself.
[01:03:35] I just love it.
[01:03:36] There's something about the people there.
[01:03:38] Just posting pictures to his Facebook.
[01:03:47] It's like, bro, it's, you should be lying.
[01:03:51] Say you're going to fucking Poland.
[01:03:52] Just like, say you're somewhere else.
[01:03:56] You can't be a confirmed bachelor that loves Thailand.
[01:04:00] That's so funny.
[01:04:04] Respect man.
[01:04:05] Yeah.
[01:04:06] Make some tuna steak and have some eggplant.
[01:04:09] Tuna steak's good.
[01:04:10] What are you just buying tuna steak at the grocery store?
[01:04:13] There's actually a really good fish market in the story.
[01:04:15] Damn, I got to start going to, there's fish markets in this neighborhood.
[01:04:17] I just got to walk home.
[01:04:19] Yeah.
[01:04:20] Might do that.
[01:04:21] Dude, honestly, there's a great butcher and a great fish market on my, on my block.
[01:04:24] Yeah.
[01:04:25] It's been nice, man.
[01:04:26] I go, I wake up, I take like a 90 minute walk every day.
[01:04:28] That's good.
[01:04:29] And I just fucking hit the fish, hit the fucking, hit something fresh, try and cook something
[01:04:33] up nice.
[01:04:34] Yeah.
[01:04:35] And then I go to a little tuna steak, bro.
[01:04:36] A little 30 minute marinade on a tuna steak with some soy sauce lime garlic, yeah.
[01:04:41] Madon.
[01:04:42] What kind of marinade?
[01:04:43] Just lemon and lemon soy sauce, a little garlic.
[01:04:46] Yeah.
[01:04:47] You're fucking go and it only needs to be there for 30 seconds or 30 minutes.
[01:04:50] Yeah.
[01:04:51] Yeah.
[01:04:52] All right.
[01:04:53] Maybe I'll try that.
[01:04:54] Maybe I'll just make a tuna steak.
[01:04:55] Do that.
[01:04:56] Let me know.
[01:04:57] All right.
[01:04:58] Yeah.
[01:04:59] Hit the, hit the shirts.
[01:05:00] If you want them, come downtown.
[01:05:01] Everything is now nothing will sell out anymore.
[01:05:02] Everything had that had like rolling stock that was like there was things that had to
[01:05:07] sell out before they could be switched over to whatever system it is.
[01:05:10] But now everything is available.
[01:05:12] They will stay available.
[01:05:13] You can get shirts, come downtown.
[01:05:15] We got new designs coming out.
[01:05:17] I got to redesign the store itself so it doesn't look so shitty.
[01:05:21] And I got some new stuff.
[01:05:23] I'm my man's fucking shirts.
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