Cum Town | Premium | 06/08/2020
[00:00:02] Yeah, oh, we're so we're starting. Let me do so wait wait hold on a gallery view. That's the other thing guys
[00:00:09] That's the step that fucks me up now before you say anything. Let me show you the mission is so bad boy
[00:00:13] I've been working on because it's been so long, you know, I'm still working on that dudes rock shirt
[00:00:19] Sure, and it's been fucking me up. I decided to do I'm gonna do three. I'm gonna do a collection. I love that and then we're looking for like
[00:00:26] a mid to late June release just in time for summer I
[00:00:31] Figure by that point people stop caring about black lives
[00:00:39] We'll be able to open the economy back up open the economy back up for ironic t-shirts
[00:00:45] It would be cool if like there was just like some huge over correction and they're like only black people are allowed to have jobs now
[00:00:51] And they're because that's the reparations. We're gonna open the economy back up only black people are allowed to have jobs
[00:00:58] White people obviously, you know, we can't kill them. So they'll just get government subsidies
[00:01:05] Yeah, we'll just create a system where black people do all the work and then they'll be paying the taxes
[00:01:09] They'll be doing all this they will have the universal basic income for white people
[00:01:13] But the dignity of work for black people they get to go back out in the field
[00:01:17] The feet they're field they're chosen field they're chosen field work. I meant okay. That was wrong
[00:01:24] I meant didn't mean that that's what I meant there like doc being a doctor's that's a field. That's a type of field
[00:01:38] Oh fuck wait, yeah, I was you know, I actually have partnered I know the boy
[00:01:43] I was laughing earlier today about like about the reason why Lee Coyote wants to kill the roadrunners because he's always saying the
[00:01:53] Saying the n-word twice real quick and they run it away. Yeah, I'm wildly kind of like once I can deal with but two of them two hard
[00:02:01] Ours and then just two hard hours always and then just running mocking me my wife is black
[00:02:06] Yeah, I do not I'm not as but I suppose to allow people to say the n-word once but he's saying it twice every time
[00:02:14] He's doing a double races double a double N to me and then running away
[00:02:26] Well, I actually to decrease tensions I have partnered with law enforcement
[00:02:30] Mm-hmm. I've allowed them to use my background on this podcast to get criminals
[00:02:37] To bring them into justice and they said if because I'm doing that they're gonna take it easy on
[00:02:48] Criminal that they just sent me random wanted posters of the most of the most
[00:02:57] If you see that somebody who matches this description
[00:03:01] He I guess his crime was coming in his pants when he sees a guy with no shirt on damn
[00:03:06] So you're saying I'm a dangerous criminal that's wanted by the government
[00:03:11] I'm not saying is that even you but those oh my god. I guess that guy sort of does look like you
[00:03:16] I haven't seen this before I don't know what you I'm not saying anything. Yeah
[00:03:19] This is what the cops sent me that's cool that that the cops are letting you know that I'm one of the most dangerous people in the entire world
[00:03:27] What what's your crime? Can you read it to everyone at home? It doesn't have visual aid? I don't know how to read I'm an outlaw
[00:03:37] Coming in his pants when he sees a guy with no shirt on
[00:03:40] That's what stopped learn this last week is that you can always trust the police
[00:03:43] You can always believe what the police have to say about somebody I didn't say anything
[00:03:47] They think I'm such a threat that they have to come up with anyways check your check your your
[00:03:53] I message because I just sent you this is the reference
[00:03:56] Working out a reference photo for the next for oh, yeah series to do. Oh, this is really good
[00:04:08] I'm just gonna say folks. I'm privy to some of the inside inside work going into the Nick Mullen t-shirt factory
[00:04:15] You're gonna love some of these designs. You're gonna love some of these designs. You're gonna like the way you
[00:04:26] You're gonna motherfucking like the way you motherfucking look
[00:04:29] Yeah, I'm happy with this one. It's obviously gonna be a shit ton of work to get it the way I want
[00:04:33] But it's gonna be worth it, man. Mm-hmm
[00:04:36] Maybe I'm gonna I'm gonna start making shirts with absolutely no artistic
[00:04:40] That's the thing what so ever the more time it takes to to design it and make it look the way you want
[00:04:47] You end up like needing more colors and then the production cost goes up
[00:04:50] So those are the ones you make the least amount of money on because then it's beautiful
[00:04:54] Yeah, you're not like if you if you were to sell like a fucking eight color or nine color shirt at $20
[00:05:00] Especially especially you know cuz I everyone complained that I had to offer like big boy sizes and some of those are like just break even
[00:05:07] Yeah, yeah good for you doing that for the community. Oh whatever. I mean it doesn't cost me anything. We thank you. Yeah
[00:05:14] We thank you. Yeah before that you were doing all you were going all the way up to medium. Yeah
[00:05:21] I don't know man. Some people order shit in 4 XL and it's like
[00:05:28] We all have to like subsidize your nose stop it quiet
[00:05:32] If I had it, you're like, how dare you oh wow our t-shirts cost more huh?
[00:05:38] Why because more materials need to go into them? It's like literally yes
[00:05:44] Yeah, well, that's what living in a society is about helping people out. Hey, and you know what you know what?
[00:05:50] I'm I'm doing it. You know, thank you and let me say again. Thank you, but don't complain about it
[00:05:57] No, I'm allowed to complain about it. Don't complain
[00:06:03] That's the thing if we ever get the kind of like tax that people want it, you know, what a 90% tax
[00:06:09] You better shut up when rich people start complaining about taxes. They're allowed to complain about taxes
[00:06:15] Yeah, they can they the problem is they complain now and they don't pay for shit do they though?
[00:06:19] I think they mostly just sit quiet and they go like wow things look really bad out there
[00:06:24] And then they just like continue they talk about their taxes a crew wealth. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true
[00:06:31] It's never the actually rich people that complain. It's always somebody who is not even in that high of a tax bracket
[00:06:35] Yeah, the people the people like me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the one that can actually I don't really complain too much
[00:06:42] Only only when I actually do have to pay the taxes
[00:06:46] Yes, and then I'm the week the week that check gets written is a tough week. I will admit but
[00:06:51] And it's only tough because we don't get shit for them. Yeah, like what the fuck is it even going towards?
[00:06:56] I'm starting to talk to like I'm trying to get like a mortgage, you know
[00:06:59] So I started talking like I guess just the loan officer at my baby for starters
[00:07:03] Just to have like some idea of like what I could get pre-approved for
[00:07:07] Whatever so I did a like a profit and loss report and I prepaid my tax for the year
[00:07:13] Which should be accounted as like an asset rather than you know like an expense
[00:07:18] So that needs to be like fixed on the report but like just to see the amount of money that I paid to the government
[00:07:25] This year in total. Yeah hundred and eighty thousand hundred and eighty thousand dollars. Holy shit. Yeah, what are you a millionaire? No?
[00:07:34] No, that's that's that's that's like leftover tax from last year after I paid all the estimates and then it's all the
[00:07:44] You know, I don't I don't know. I just like fuck it. I got the vouchers. That's a couple of ro that's that's ten riot
[00:07:50] Uniforms, that's a couple tanks, dude. You're doing your part. Do you have any batons have you made for yourself?
[00:07:56] Yeah, still no health insurance. No, oh, yeah, I don't have health insurance
[00:08:03] But we have an unlimited supply of tear gas to fuck these cocksuckers up for sure for getting out of line
[00:08:10] Yeah, at least the curfew's over. You know, yeah, curfew's over
[00:08:20] It's time to start getting pussy soon the plans here should fall asleep in his car in the garage or the running. I mean
[00:08:26] How bad literally nobody likes there's not one person who's like that's my guy
[00:08:31] Yeah, his daughter doesn't like him the cops docked his daughter. They don't like him. No liberals like him
[00:08:37] No, fucking Republicans like him. Yeah, who's like a the blazio guy? Who would you have to be to be like?
[00:08:45] Don't know probably some like a union square lib. Yeah, it's like the only thing they care about is pride parade
[00:08:56] The thing about like, you know, like oh good news. We got mastercard on board for pride this year. Yeah
[00:09:02] Yeah, oh, yeah, the Monsanto kissing booth at pride
[00:09:08] You can kiss an Indian farmer on the lips. It was very this or kill himself very funny how much like
[00:09:16] Pride was driven by corporate branding this year. Oh, yeah, it was also too is like, you know in in
[00:09:22] The wake of all these protests. It was like the CTO of the CFO city group
[00:09:28] He's like some black eyes like talking about running for president
[00:09:36] Damn, which it's like you know, we tried that already. You know, we already had a black president. I
[00:09:41] Don't think the answer is black Wall Street guy just becomes president and suddenly these problems go away
[00:09:47] Yeah, black Wall Street guy who's not definitely not as good of a talker as Obama give that to Obama the speeches were great
[00:09:55] It's like it was like it was like dating somebody who gave incredible dome, but everything else was horrible
[00:10:00] He's very charismatic. Yeah, one of the most charismatic presidents of all time, right?
[00:10:06] Barack Obama, Bill Clinton Donald Trump Abraham Lincoln the big four. Yeah, then you mount Rushmore. Yeah
[00:10:15] Get those other cocksuckers on there who's on there fucking FDR probably no Teddy
[00:10:20] It's Teddy on there for no reason. Yeah, it's Teddy Roosevelt Abraham Lincoln George Washington and
[00:10:41] He's they made a game musical about him. Yeah, that's when they put him on there
[00:10:45] They put him it's Lin-Manuel Miranda as Hamilton is on is on there. That's good
[00:10:50] Yeah, who the fuck is that other guy is it Pierce? No, that was the gay one. I think
[00:11:00] It's it hold on hold on don't say Adams
[00:11:08] Thomas Jefferson it is Thomas Jefferson it is yeah
[00:11:12] Oh wait that is I'm think yet Thomas Jefferson he was president force it does those are weird choices
[00:11:18] Teddy makes no sense at least Thomas Jefferson
[00:11:22] He fucking got all that land from Napoleon's bitch ass is in a teddy on there because he was the one that was like let's have parks
[00:11:29] Yeah, he loved parks. Yeah, he loved parks. He loved riding bears and shit
[00:11:37] Dressed him up as a little girl when he was a little boy. I remember that. That's not that's what people say they say that
[00:11:43] You know in Victorian times little boys they would dress like girls and girls would dress like boys and that's evidence that
[00:11:52] Trans people should be able to do something. Yep. Yeah
[00:11:58] Well, isn't it didn't they also say the pink used to be for boys and blues for girls and they swapped it
[00:12:03] Yeah, that's what that's what I mean. Oh
[00:12:05] Shit, there's a crazy horse memorial. That's awesome. What do we stop carving faces in the mountains? That's cool
[00:12:12] I think that rocks. That's one of the best types of memorials. There is fucking awesome
[00:12:15] I remember as a kid like being like how the fuck did they do that with my rush more?
[00:12:21] And then now I'm 31 years old and I'm like how the fuck did they do that still no idea?
[00:12:26] I'm gonna guess it has something to do with a big ass
[00:12:33] Yeah, maybe a big ass knife that goes in and good guess
[00:12:37] I like that your are you reposted to things? I guess mine too is like when when like in science class for third graders when they're like
[00:12:44] All right, what do you guys fucking think this is and then you know everyone's like it's they use the gun to shoot up the
[00:12:51] Moon. I think it's a big ass knife looking thing. Yeah, I think they use a knife
[00:12:59] Really think that mrs. Stevenson. I think they use a knife
[00:13:12] Tell the principal you called Steven a faggot
[00:13:16] You tell the principal that you tell our gay principal you tell the gay principal you know our principal's gay
[00:13:22] Let's see if you're so brave enough to call him a faggot. Oh you you are. Yeah, oh you're gonna
[00:13:29] Go and you're gonna put in you get is you're gonna relish the opportunity cuts to a shot of that kid
[00:13:33] And you can just see the glass if we're looking through the glass into the principal's office
[00:13:37] And he's just yelling faggot over and over again
[00:13:44] Just some slight man in a bow tie just like yeah
[00:13:50] Michael use your words. I am but not not that word. This is my favorite word. Yeah, I'm using my favorite word
[00:13:59] It's it's shitty the children don't realize that there really is no way to discipline them
[00:14:05] Yeah, there really isn't yeah, it's like it's basically that I was just watching some pranos
[00:14:12] How they were like if she ever finds out that we've got no leverage were fucked
[00:14:15] Yeah, he's literally approaching mad after meadow throws that party in her grandma's house
[00:14:20] Mm-hmm, and they take away her master card big deal. Yeah
[00:14:25] But yeah kids could do whatever the fuck they want, but they don't have the knowledge
[00:14:29] They don't have the power of street knowledge on their side. No, they don't have street knowledge
[00:14:33] Uh-huh, so how do we fix that? I don't give kids street knowledge more protests
[00:14:39] Nice, you got to bring a kid to a protest. You got to bring your your park slope cool toddler to a protest to a black glass matter
[00:14:48] There's gotta be there's gotta be like park slope toddlers. They're like I actually think you can just call me he mom
[00:14:53] Mm-hmm. You like shut the fuck up. It's there if anyone asks we pay for a day
[00:15:00] $400,000 a year to send you to a trans school
[00:15:11] You fucking say there you cocks on actually hits him
[00:15:15] There's just sucka mom would they could pick see cut at the school that's like well Skyler's already had nine surgeries. Yeah
[00:15:30] Then they're gonna have that jacks problem didn't jacks couldn't they not make her a pussy because they made her trans too young or something
[00:15:35] Remember that episode. Yeah, is that what happened? I think they were just I remember all our members
[00:15:40] They were shopping around they were pussy shopping for sure for a while and going to different doctors
[00:15:45] I love that you can just end up at dr. Nick's office with that shit
[00:15:55] Here we go to make a pussy out of your elbow
[00:16:02] Yeah, man, I saw I watched the way back in marriage story did like a divorce double feature love that dude
[00:16:09] Marriage story is boring. I think it looked it looked boring as fuck. It's fucking stupid
[00:16:15] I really don't understand why people love that movie. I didn't get it at all. It looked I mean I wasn't I'm never gonna watch it
[00:16:22] It's literally just fucking it's like rich people talking. It's yeah, I mean, it's like it's it's you know
[00:16:29] It's fucking like I guess like it's like somebody will make a dramatic movie like that
[00:16:34] And then like critics will give it credit for not being melodramatic
[00:16:41] addressing of but the issue itself is like kind of like
[00:16:45] Mundane or ubiquitous who gives a shit. I mean there's shit. That shit happens
[00:16:49] It's like the it's like this dispute as to whether they live in New York or Los Angeles
[00:16:54] You know and it's like like who Kate like who the fuck cares?
[00:16:58] Who the fuck outside of like well, that's the thing
[00:17:01] It's the kind of movie made for the people that are paid to think about movies people that give a fuck between New York
[00:17:07] Where's LA that makes sense? It's like nobody else cares
[00:17:10] Nobody cares and then the thing is like, you know people like credit their performances and there's a big debate as to whether like the acting
[00:17:16] Was good or not now. It's like outside of this. I know Adam driver and Scarlett Johansson are both like talented actors
[00:17:22] You know, but it's like something feels kind of shitty about it
[00:17:26] And it's because like I guess so much fighting is performative anyways like most people are just bad actors in their real life
[00:17:34] Then it's like the people that watch that and think this is an authentic portrayal. It's an authentic authentic portrayal of like
[00:17:41] The the actual fraudulence of real couples fighting or whatever. Yeah, so it's double fake making it real
[00:17:47] I yeah, yeah, it's some kind of roundabout way if you wanted to give them more credit
[00:17:51] More credit to the movie than it is too, but yeah, most part. It's like this is such a boring piece of shit
[00:17:57] Yeah, fuck that dude. Somebody get a gun out
[00:18:00] Scarlett show a fucking titty at least it's like what's the story? What is the marriage story?
[00:18:06] We didn't say there's nothing always didn't Adam driver get his dick sucked on the sneak or something
[00:18:11] Yeah, some he cheated on his wife, but it's like what there's no story here
[00:18:14] There's no like the characters don't change any way. It's just a snapshot of like the time he got divorced
[00:18:20] Yeah, and isn't this basically the guy who what's the guy bomb back? Yeah?
[00:18:26] Didn't he just like this is just his life. Yeah
[00:18:30] Right, you know, but that's the thing though is it could be anybody's it's like it is just a just a fucking like upper middle class divorce
[00:18:37] It's like who who cares? Yeah, and that's the thing
[00:18:40] It's like I especially don't give a fuck about an upper middle class divorce
[00:18:44] Mm-hmm. These motherfuckers their lives aren't hard if you just went to go lives in a nice place
[00:18:48] But they didn't have this in effect money. It doesn't affect no one's in danger
[00:18:52] You can just watch getting his dick sucked Kramer versus Kramer, which is we'll give you everything you want out of the movie like that
[00:18:58] And it's better. Yeah, because I'll watch that and that movie. Yeah, I'm a man who's I'm getting divorced Jerry
[00:19:09] You know, definitely definitely don't want to lose my son definitely yeah, yeah, Rain Man divorces Kramer from sign phone
[00:19:15] Yeah, Rain Man gets divorced from I am Sam
[00:19:26] Definitely want to keep definitely want to have custody of this of my daughter. I definitely want to hold on to my daughter
[00:19:34] You can he's he's the mean kind of retard and I'm the dumb kind of retards
[00:19:41] Which one is better to raise a child the the cold calculating type of retard or the heartwarming and caring get very
[00:19:54] stupid and incompetent kind of retard a
[00:19:59] Tour de force performance. I stone pictures presents Kramer versus Sam
[00:20:14] Hoffman Dustin Hoffman Dustin Hoffman just like yeah, you know, I thought it was odd when they called me into
[00:20:19] Play Rain Man in a remake of a different movie
[00:20:23] But it really worked. Yeah, you know, I thought you know
[00:20:27] Well, I've done both of these characters before
[00:20:35] Thought it was very a very nice channel artistic challenge. Yeah, really challenges as an actor to synthesize
[00:20:41] I forget what the character's name is in Rain Man. I think it's retard
[00:20:51] So depends just happy to get the work, baby, yeah, I
[00:20:54] Did half of that guy and half of the guy from Mystic River. Yeah, I know so I watched that and then
[00:21:02] But then I watched the way back that Ben Affleck. I want to watch it. I should have watched it. It's so funny
[00:21:07] I can't wait. It's really funny the first I watch go ahead the beginning of the first 10 minutes or just like showing you what a
[00:21:14] Drunkie is nice. That's my favorite part of those movies
[00:21:17] Yeah, he's just like you know downing beers and then for whatever reason his old high school asked him to coach the basketball team
[00:21:24] Even though he has like some job where I get I can't even I couldn't even tell what it was
[00:21:29] Some kind of blue collar job and then his old like Catholic high school is like you were the best player of basketball
[00:21:37] Ever at this school and they've never won since yeah, you know, we don't even have that. I was the best
[00:21:42] Yeah, we don't have a coach at all so we like our magical is like gonna he's the assistant coach and okay
[00:21:49] You're gonna and then I guess eventually that's out to al magical. That's a nice little rule. Yeah
[00:21:55] But then there's this other guy in the movie that only exists to like tell him not to curse
[00:22:00] Like they introduced this character and he's like, you know, I'm the chaplain. I oversee the game
[00:22:05] That's the other thing too is it all takes place at this like Catholic high school
[00:22:09] But there's no like religious element whatsoever
[00:22:11] There's no they like like that seems to be the only reason it's a Catholic high school is so that
[00:22:17] This guy can tell him not to use cuss words and as the team gets better. They use more cuss words
[00:22:26] It's fucking really dumb. But the best part that's an awesome moral
[00:22:29] Yeah, the best part about the movie is it's like so, you know
[00:22:32] The guy's like this fucking sad sack drunk. They can't get over his divorce can't move on. Yeah
[00:22:38] Now Ben Affleck in real life is also a sad sack drunk same
[00:22:42] Can't get over his although he's getting pushed from that girl from knives out. Who's hot as hell
[00:22:48] We've all seen his he's a divorced. He's got the essence of being divorced
[00:22:53] He is extra strength divorced is divorced, but that's what I mean like he is your go-to divorced guy
[00:22:58] Yeah, so it was a famous people in the movie the character is divorced because
[00:23:02] Him and his ex wife their son dies of cancer and the marriage can't last whereas in real life Ben Affleck just couldn't stop cheating on Jennifer Tarna
[00:23:19] Yeah, Ben's playing a guy who who almost died trying to save his son
[00:23:24] Yeah, and that and his wife was too much of a bitch. Yeah to take his feelings into account right movie
[00:23:30] Yeah, so you know, they the marriage doesn't last or whatever, but then it's like also in the movie
[00:23:35] So he still hangs out with his ex wife occasionally like their their relationship is like completely modeled and it's confusing
[00:23:42] But they you know like they showed them like we find out the kid had cancer because they have to go to a birthday party for this other kid
[00:23:49] The other kid also has cancer and it's like oh, I guess they're still friends with the other parents of children dying of cancer
[00:23:56] right, but all of their kids are still alive which like
[00:23:59] That defies logic for me. I would imagine that if I
[00:24:05] My son died and as a result my marriage failed and I could never talk about my son dying
[00:24:10] My friends wouldn't be the people I know whose children have not yet died of cancer
[00:24:16] I would be going to a six-year-old with cancer's birthday party and show me it does like completely fucking
[00:24:21] Yeah, also that kid isn't gonna be happy to see his friends with your kid
[00:24:26] They they add a scene too and that we're like fucking there at the party for the kid and the dad of that kid
[00:24:34] These are Michael's parents remember Michael and the kids like no and then it's like this fucking like bullshit
[00:24:40] Where he doesn't remember his friend that died
[00:24:44] Affleck's like no, it's okay. Don't worry. Sorry
[00:24:50] Like I already forgot your boy. Yeah, why am I here?
[00:24:54] Ben Affleck's like why did you find me your piece of shit?
[00:24:57] Son doesn't even know my dead-ass son. Right. Yeah, and then then that kid gets rushed to the hospital and dies
[00:25:03] But then Ben Affleck and the ex-wife are at the hospital like looking through the window as like the father of that kid
[00:25:10] Like realizes his son's dying and then Ben Affleck's like I gotta get out of here
[00:25:14] It's like why are you there in the first place?
[00:25:18] It would never happen it's like unless you're best unless that character is Ben Affleck's best friend
[00:25:23] It's not he's another guy who knows from like my child is dying anonymous or whatever
[00:25:28] But like that's ridiculous. You can't deal with him hang out with them in any other any other way
[00:25:33] Just birthday parties in hospital. I was in and I mean it was like I was like incredulous at that point
[00:25:38] So then there's other like it's you know the ex-wife like you can tell he wants the ex-wife back
[00:25:43] And he's like there's one scene where they like together
[00:25:45] He's like, you know, they keep saying he's in a better place
[00:25:48] But the better place for him was right here with us
[00:25:52] I mean, it's just stupid. It's just what you're an adult who doesn't understand how death works, man
[00:25:58] Yeah, I'm sorry people try to console you about your dead son and they don't say the the ant
[00:26:03] The right thing what I mean like what are they that sucks man?
[00:26:08] Yeah, that's right. You you actually would be tight is if he wasn't dead. Yeah, dude. Honestly. He's probably in hell
[00:26:15] I wish he was here. Yeah, I wish he wasn't fucking in hell or purgatory or yeah
[00:26:20] He probably jacked off and didn't didn't say didn't fucking ask for forgiveness. Yeah, so your son's in hell
[00:26:27] so then he goes out to a bar and gets trashed and
[00:26:32] And then fucking like tries to fuck some whore he picks up a whore at the bar and then driving her home
[00:26:41] And then and then breaks into the guy's house singing into the wrong house and then gets like arrested and wakes up in the hospital
[00:26:47] And then he like yeah, then he's banned from the school by the way
[00:26:51] He's lost the job as a coach 15 minutes prior to this
[00:26:54] And the movie just ends with him shooting like free throws and like the team's like winning or something wait
[00:27:03] With him not facing felony charges. He's lost the job as the coach
[00:27:10] Like to jail yeah the way back to what he's going to he's going to trial
[00:27:17] He's out on bail presumably and he's facing like serious felony charges
[00:27:23] That is fucking incredible because from that movie
[00:27:26] They've marketed like a pure basketball movie. No like it's I thought it was like white coach Carter with drunk Ben Affleck
[00:27:32] Dude, no, I mean it really is like a fucking drunk person tried to make a sports movie
[00:27:37] That's fucking awesome. They should call it. I can't remember the titans. That should be
[00:27:45] The way the way it just like and to like the sports elements of it. It really is like watching a fucking drunk person like
[00:27:52] Stumble through sports cliches like they're doing the alphabet during a full sobriety
[00:27:59] I mean like there's like there's one scene with just as like
[00:28:06] Pretty embarrassing level of exposition where al madrigal's like
[00:28:11] You know Ben Affleck says some domains when they first introduced the characters are introduced to each other and al madrigal's like
[00:28:19] Who the team is uh and then they just go play her by player while they're playing and they're like that's jesse
[00:28:30] That's chunks real name is lennard and you know, it's like he's the fat one
[00:28:37] It's it really feels like it just they plugged into the script like figure out a better way to do this
[00:28:42] But this is basically what we're gonna try and say about each of these people
[00:28:45] And then but like they just put it all out there up front so there's no time that you can't develop
[00:28:50] Learn anything about these characters through the story. It's like these are just these are the tropes
[00:28:54] Yeah, there's never a practice where any of this becomes obvious. No, they literally just say it to you
[00:28:59] That rocks it just tell you every movie should be like that in the beginning just so we all know hands, you know what i'm saying
[00:29:13] Fuck hold on cards on the table par pockets on the pockets on the barrel
[00:29:19] Put your pockets on the barrel. We're gonna get it done
[00:29:21] Yeah, barrel in barrel into the pockets on the cards brother. Yeah, get some cards in the pocket pocket in the cards
[00:29:28] Yeah, I mean, but the end of the movie you you really are like left feeling like you're coming out of like a deep sleep
[00:29:34] Still drunk and you're like who are those people?
[00:29:38] Was I hanging out with a basketball team?
[00:29:44] Did I get fucked up with a junior college basketball team?
[00:29:47] I mean if you think about it that way is like if it was intentional and they were trying to go that route then uh
[00:29:53] Then it's it's pretty good movie. Yeah, it's pretty good movie
[00:29:56] That's pretty cool the way that they created that that feeling that you're just
[00:30:01] You know 35 alcoholic losing control 35 beers deep trying to tell people what happened in the sand lot
[00:30:11] You haven't made it explicitly click there, you know the move
[00:30:15] The one about football. Yeah, and there's a kid and a girl
[00:30:20] You know dog you fucking asshole. Just doing that. Yeah
[00:30:25] But it was good man. I really haven't watched any new movies in the last like four years dude. I just watched
[00:30:33] Everything's marvel movies now and I have no interest
[00:30:35] But I might have to watch them just because I forget that like
[00:30:39] Most of the joy I had in movie watching because I used to watch a shit ton of movies
[00:30:44] Yeah, when I was fucking like 20 years old. I would download I would watch absolutely every fucking movie
[00:30:49] And you you forget that 90% of movies are
[00:30:53] Awful. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're fucking really bad. Well, that's dude. Becky. You got to watch Becky
[00:30:59] Yeah, it's a movie where kevin james plays a nazi
[00:31:03] And uh, he he takes the fucking I saw the trailer for that dude. It's incredible. I was calling it. It's so good
[00:31:12] It's so good. He is completely not believable at all. He's not menacing at all. He just looks like a fat-ass goof
[00:31:18] I know he even though I saw the trailer where he's like well, I guess we'll have to find
[00:31:25] Dude, I mean he's a comedian. It's fucking you know it reminds me
[00:31:29] You remember that episode of the bernie max show where he tries to transition to being a serious actor
[00:31:34] I don't remember that. All right. It's so funny dude. He had to watch that one
[00:31:37] Yeah, he's like he just tries to do a serious role and he plays like a guy that's like recovering from like a stroke
[00:31:42] And then he's like showing his family the movies like I'm in a movie and then they put the movie on and they're all just like laughing
[00:31:49] Because they think he's like pretending to be retarded for the sake of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:31:53] Yeah, and that's him giving it his best shot. Yeah, dude. It's so good. They should put the father. It makes no sense
[00:32:00] Why is the bernie max show not on streaming anyway?
[00:32:02] That's you're right HBO max should have gobbled that up
[00:32:05] They have everything else is loose ends bernie max shows incredible
[00:32:08] That was one of the best sitcoms of all time
[00:32:10] And it's weird because it's like I don't think I've mentioned it once the entire time we've done this show
[00:32:15] We've talked about it. Yeah, I it's not that much but a little bit
[00:32:18] I know we talked about it because every time we talk about I think about how hot his wife was and how big her titties were
[00:32:23] Yeah, I mean that that show was really that way. It was so hot. I don't even remember the wife
[00:32:28] Oh, she's a top. She's a top five. Yeah, sitcom mommy wanted all all I remember is that he made the nephew on the show gay
[00:32:35] Yeah, because that was the bit and remember is that my nephew from stand though homosexual
[00:32:41] And it's like there's no way that's not a real person
[00:32:45] Definitely a real kid. Um, yeah, there was a real who's like just that
[00:32:50] Like hope prays that nobody finds out that he's bernie max. Yeah
[00:32:55] That's well. I think yeah, I oh he loves it or he's like a yeah that that level of gay kid
[00:33:00] I want some milking cookies. Yeah, that's a big kid. Yeah
[00:33:18] Man fuck what is my nephew? Oh, he almost said sure. It's a matter of fact way. It's just crushing
[00:33:33] Larry Wilmore I think was on that was in the mix with that one. I think he was the he produced it
[00:33:37] We set out to design a stealthy electric bike. One so sexy. You couldn't tell it's electric
[00:33:43] Bullshit. Let's discuss it black folks around discuss shit. Sit your motherfucking ass down
[00:33:51] I'm telling my god. I got one daughter my daughter 21 years old my daughter been in school for last four years
[00:33:59] And a hind the last four years of my life me and my wife been swinging
[00:34:06] I got three new additions in my fucking family
[00:34:10] Oh, yes, two fucking kids my sister kids, you know, I ain't shame. We family. We family, you know, my sister owned drugs
[00:34:18] I got her kids, you know, some of your family members fucked up you whom you look at it me all fucked up
[00:34:29] I'm just having to tell you about it. Yeah, my brother gonna call me and say man. They're gonna take the kids
[00:34:33] So, you know, I said no, I couldn't have that I came to court the jail gonna separate the kids
[00:34:38] You know, I should let the judge do that, but I didn't know
[00:34:41] Yeah, I want to just play the milk and cookies on because I feel I feel bad about
[00:34:45] I'm just playing just playing just playing a good bit and just laughing at it. Right, you know, and the two year old
[00:34:53] He do whatever the two year old tell him to do two year old the boss. So that's when he got a watch that's that
[00:34:59] I think yeah, walk around the house two three o'clock. I'm in the morning. Go to bed. Shit. I have my pillow my gun around my motherfucker pill
[00:35:06] They come in the bedroom. I said you think I was walking around for
[00:35:10] I said keep fucking with me keep fucking with me
[00:35:20] I came in the house the other day man. What a flack in the morning. She gonna send the mother of a one six year old downstairs for some milk and cookie
[00:35:28] Ain't gonna I'm going upstairs. He coming down. He can walk past me like I'm a visitor, you know
[00:35:31] He just won't walk past me like I ain't shit. I'm babysitter. I said what are you gonna do to get some milk and cookie?
[00:35:43] I said I want to hear said again. I said what to get some milk and cookie?
[00:35:48] I said you little bitch. Yeah, it's too goddamn late for the motherfucker
[00:35:56] Holy fuck dude, that shit is so good damn
[00:35:59] Bernie mag is better comedy than anybody doing it right now comedy used to be so good dude
[00:36:06] That's the thing is like like you people like you know
[00:36:09] You think you're like oh you work hard for a long time and then eventually you find success. It's like no
[00:36:15] You kind of just suck and you wait until everything else sucks too and then yep
[00:36:20] It's like, you know the world kind of came down around
[00:36:24] You know, it's like living in like a fucking like a lake
[00:36:27] You live on a boat house in a lake or something. I don't know where this is now. It's just going
[00:36:31] Living the boat house on the lake. There's a drought
[00:36:35] There's a drought and the big boats have already gone to heaven
[00:36:38] All the boats are at all boats go to heaven. All the but your boat stays all the big boats have gone to heaven or they host family feud
[00:36:48] Y'all know that story. Oh, it's a tail is old this time
[00:36:53] I want some beauty in my day. I'm gonna get some milk and cookie
[00:36:56] I love how they hear you little bitch ass
[00:37:04] I'm by the rewised that whole shit as soon as this as soon as we're done. Yeah, I might have to it should have so fucking funny
[00:37:10] I should just get high and watch comedy from the 90s. That honestly might that might be the move
[00:37:17] It's funny because it's like people see the 90s is this like dark decade in comedy and it was I guess business wise
[00:37:22] But the best stand up the best the fucking best year the funniest stand up is like fucking 95 to 2005
[00:37:30] Hmm. I'm trying to think was that who is I mean, but what specials really fucking I think like bring the pain kicks it off
[00:37:37] I'm trying to remember what you're that is
[00:37:39] Yeah, but yeah, shappelle killing us off these what 2000
[00:37:51] Um, yeah, it was the 2005 louis special. Yep. That's that first the first two louis specials. Yeah, that's that's uh
[00:38:01] When he after he starts calling his, you know, his children constant stuff his one night stand is so
[00:38:07] Yeah, it was from bring the pain to louis 2005 one night stand is like that's like the best window
[00:38:15] When was the when we were the first hill was it what was the fucking shoot up? What was the first one he did where it was like
[00:38:25] I hit that by accident. Yeah, nothing. We did deserve the sex. Yeah, everyone. I know
[00:38:33] Anyway, whatever shoot up was 2008. I feel like that was a fucking bangaroonie. Probably. I'm just picking a 10 year time frame
[00:38:39] Oh, I see I see. I'm keeping a neat because I don't think his one night stand was as good as those other two
[00:38:45] Yeah, comedy really is we've reached like the death of comedy
[00:38:49] Or the end of comedy not the death of it necessarily
[00:38:53] Oh dude shameless shameless and shoot up where his two bangers the one night stand was solid, but it was a half hour
[00:39:00] Um, but it's also like that's that that I remember that one in particular is where louis ck became louis ck
[00:39:07] Because prior to that he was just a guy that did this
[00:39:09] Yeah, he did that one night stand is where he like trans because you know, I mean like he
[00:39:13] Like he had I mean because I remember liking louis ck
[00:39:18] Prior to that, but he was yeah, he was like a quirky comic
[00:39:21] He just wrote you know, it's like why aren't there any good stereotypes, you know like chinese people can fly and porta regions are made out of candy
[00:39:33] Yeah, but then also patrice is special right before he dies is fucking awesome. That was pretty late in the game
[00:39:38] But yeah, whatever dude comedy's not dead. We were doing whatever the what about those characters? We were doing uh over text sucking dick
[00:39:46] Oh, yeah, I'm sucking dick the gay sex brothers or whatever. Yeah, you're listening to gay talk on mpr. I'm suck
[00:39:52] And I'm dick. Yeah, how you doing? We're gonna take a call from quincy. Okay. Here one second
[00:40:00] Hi sucking dick. Um, I um, I use motor oil to give myself an enema
[00:40:06] Um, and now it works too. Well in my I can't even feel a dick. I'm constantly lubed when people fuck me in the ass
[00:40:14] How do you think I should um go about fixing that? Thank you. I'll take my call off the air
[00:40:20] Now a lot of people think you're gonna want to flush your asshole out and that's the wrong answer because you want to stay lubricated
[00:40:26] You know, right and this right there's no effective way
[00:40:29] To actually completely wash all that lubricant out of your asshole. You're just gonna get new asshole pal
[00:40:35] Yeah, the the viscosity is too high so they add water into it
[00:40:39] Well, what's the first thing you learn in gay science class as a kid
[00:40:43] Water and and lipids do not mix you can't mix
[00:40:47] So unless you want to put some some kind of detergent in there
[00:40:51] Which will then not only strip out the motor oil that you've had the idea to your ass but the natural lubrication
[00:40:56] And it'll fuck your whole system up. You're gonna cause a bigger problem
[00:40:59] What you actually want to do is you want an anti-friction additive that will raise the weight of the oil
[00:41:05] Which will maintain the viscosity but also increase the tightness
[00:41:09] So it's not actually friction you want to create but pressure and you can keep the pressure up
[00:41:16] By increasing the the by by adding more weight to the to the to the oil
[00:41:21] And that's the way you want to go and basically you can just grab anything off the shelf that autos own go in there
[00:41:26] I just say i'm looking for something for my ass
[00:41:33] Just point your ass and say I say no more say i'm sorry I put the wrong
[00:41:39] The wrong oil in my ass will take care of you right away great call great fucking very good. I think we have another call
[00:41:48] Hi suckin dick. Um, I have about four thousand dollars to use on a new car
[00:41:53] My wife wants me to get a camry. I want something like a crv
[00:41:58] Uh so that I can have more room to fuck twinks in it
[00:42:02] Um obviously I'd like to keep my wife happy, but I also really want to cruise
[00:42:07] So what do you think what do you think I should do here? Thank you so much suck. I was funny. I mean early on
[00:42:13] I thought that was a uh, you know once again people calling the wrong show it seemed for pretty car oriented
[00:42:18] Uh it's weird that we got two car calls in the same
[00:42:21] In the same day considering this is a show about being gay, but uh
[00:42:28] I thought I'm sorry. I thought this was about being gay and also having cars
[00:42:34] Uh, yeah, I guess it could be I don't know
[00:42:44] There's a clicking noise in my 1994 Nissan Sentra
[00:42:47] Um and it just reminds the rhythm reminds me of the rhythm my friend Brad uses to deep dig me
[00:42:54] So now every time I hear the noise. I'm horny. How can you help me?
[00:42:57] Yeah, that's the uh, that's your glory hole relay
[00:43:00] So basically I you know I there's uh every gay guy's car
[00:43:03] It's got this got three black brake lights
[00:43:05] Is the two regular brake lights then the center brake light which is usually modified
[00:43:11] If you bought it off another gay guy, which you know, or I did you did yeah
[00:43:15] So a lot of guys a lot of the older guys they modified
[00:43:20] The center brake light so it specifically operates as an open for business red light, you know, glory hole
[00:43:27] And what that requires is a different relay because it's being used a lot
[00:43:37] Uh, then a regular brake light it spends a lot of time engaged, you know
[00:43:40] So they wear out quickly they do the conversion from the center brake light to the uh to the uh
[00:43:47] To the glory hole light and they forget to swap out the relay
[00:43:51] So that clicking noise is actually a failed glory hole relay of course on your 1998 camry
[00:43:58] Thank you so much second day. Of course
[00:44:02] I put um come in my tailpipe so that when I suck it off I can pretend it's it's actually coming in my mouth
[00:44:07] Uh, problem is it evaporates before I get a chance to get back there. Do you have any solutions I could use here?
[00:44:14] Well, I know I wouldn't really know what kind of additive you would put in the calm to make it less evaporative
[00:44:21] Maybe if there was a way to have some kind of sealed exhaust system
[00:44:26] Prior to that or create you know what maybe try this
[00:44:29] I'm listening you keep the calm in the intake manifold and then you have a separate you have a separate vacuum hose
[00:44:38] Uh that you can detach to suck the calm out of the intake manifold. I don't know how you would prevent it from getting sucked into the engine
[00:44:45] But uh, it would certainly help it from uh preventing evaporation
[00:44:50] But you know, I don't know that's a very good question
[00:44:52] I mean a lot of people what they choose to do is to ejaculate on the uh on the
[00:45:01] Either shifter on the uh on the uh steering column, right well I used to do that, but it got boring. Yeah, okay. All right. Um
[00:45:10] I used to ejaculate onto the shifter, but then I also put the shifter in my ass
[00:45:15] I guess then what I would do is use some kind of synthetic uh
[00:45:21] Um that's oil based and then you know, you could put that and put that in the tailpipe
[00:45:26] And it would probably maybe you know, if you put it uh, uh, uh in somewhere
[00:45:32] Earlier in the uh the exhaust system, it might clean it out it might help out, you know
[00:45:37] Who knows this is this is new territory. Wow. Thank you so much suck
[00:45:42] No problem. My my purse to dick. I hope he I hope he recovers. I'm dick actually. Oh, I'm sorry. Yes
[00:45:47] I'm sorry. Can I oh the other call I had could I see your penis? Mm-hmm. No
[00:46:01] Can I see your thing there else? Hell yeah
[00:46:08] Uh, I fucking love car talk man. Yeah, I miss those guys. I think they're they're are they dead one of them died and the other one's been
[00:46:23] Before you really get if car talk the fuck up if car talk had like the kind of fans that comedy podcast you
[00:46:30] They're like dude. They're fucking faggot
[00:46:33] Dude, oh my my brother died shut up and do the show
[00:46:46] Shut up bitch shut up and do the show. I'm trying to take your phone calls
[00:46:55] Damn we should transition we should look I got to learn about cars
[00:46:58] So that we could just become a car talk. There's a fucking the market that we just have nice old bitches
[00:47:04] That maybe you know bake us pies. Yeah to be our fans. Yeah, that'd be cool. Nice wholesome
[00:47:09] We have to talk like that. We have to talk that way stupid, but
[00:47:13] I still think I have a memory of listening to car talk and eating at Einstein brothers bagels with my mother
[00:47:18] Oh, dude. That was a great post-divorce spot with my dad was on
[00:47:24] just going to get just going and getting uh
[00:47:26] I remember my dad would get some kind of adult style bagel, you know, oh nice like was it
[00:47:33] As as yago, what's that type of cheese?
[00:47:35] Azzie ago cheese. That's a great by the way
[00:47:37] If you're you find yourself in a Panera needing to eat a bagel get the azzie ago bagel
[00:47:41] Azzie ago with uh with like scallion cream cheese. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna dole you refine
[00:47:46] And then adults, you know barring his girlfriend's car style
[00:47:55] That's right, um, you know, and then I would always get a uh blueberry bagel strawberry cream cheese
[00:48:01] Oh the fat boy special right there. Yeah, the doubling up on dessert elements. You can wear it too sweet
[00:48:08] Do it's not enjoyable, but you're loving it
[00:48:14] Yeah, let me get uh, let me get a divorce. Let me get a divorce fat boys
[00:48:23] Never mind. Yeah, the divorce father son combo. Yeah one way too sweet way too fatty bagel or the um or ever get the uh
[00:48:31] The hot dog. Oh nice. You know how I'm wrapped in a bagel
[00:48:37] That is a gentleman's maneuver right there. Dipping that bad boy and mustard. Yes, bro
[00:48:45] Yeah, I remember eating that kind of dessert eating that kind of lunch right before trying a bunch of husky clothes over at tj max
[00:48:51] Uh-huh me and veneeshia just having a beautiful saturday. Yeah, listen to mpr the whole fucking way. That's nice
[00:48:59] It was nice man. Yeah, that's what I miss
[00:49:01] It's because those are the years where you're too young to understand the concept of depression. You think that that's how people feel
[00:49:08] Yeah, you have no idea, but it's happening. Yeah, and you're like, huh
[00:49:11] That was like 10 minutes where it was I didn't want to fucking die. Yeah, no that was pretty nice
[00:49:16] Well, I was eating the bagel. I felt good. Yeah, it's weird and then you know until it's just crazy that you spend like
[00:49:24] 12 or 13 years of your life never drunk once
[00:49:31] You just don't know what that feels like if you do 12
[00:49:39] Mm-hmm 12 years. What was the first time you got drunk? What's that? What was the first time you got drunk?
[00:49:47] I remember a mom had like a bottle of like like peach snops or some bullshit
[00:49:55] Afterschool drink and then replace with water
[00:49:58] Fuck yeah, the perfect crime, but it was like, you know, I would just take like just small
[00:50:05] Screwdrivers in like health class or dare or something. That's so funny
[00:50:09] I knew about screwdrivers so early as well
[00:50:11] Yeah, it must have been in some kind of curriculum and I remember being like, oh you just mix it with orange
[00:50:15] You and I would do that and I would only get like kind of buzz
[00:50:18] But I wasn't until I was like 15 that I got like trashed. Hell yeah
[00:50:24] Yeah, she was just a social drinker at the 13
[00:50:27] I get why was having a cocktail or wine down
[00:50:29] I was scared because I would do it by myself
[00:50:31] And it was just something to do to like feel like I was doing something bad
[00:50:36] I was like worried about drinking too much of it, but then yeah
[00:50:39] So I remember like two like the first like maybe nine times I smoked weed. I didn't really get high
[00:50:47] Yeah, well, I don't know. I'm just I like that's what always I remember that people would always say that when you were kids
[00:50:52] Like you're not gonna get high the first time and they're like and everyone's just like yeah
[00:50:56] You don't really inhale you think right you don't inhale
[00:50:59] But I remember all every kid was like yeah, it's actually the model the weed molecules have to go
[00:51:04] It's not used it's not in your bloodstream yet
[00:51:06] Yeah, because I remember the first time I got high and not realizing that like oh, this is what I was supposed to be doing
[00:51:13] Because I didn't know you like take the hit and then you breathe in after right, you know
[00:51:17] Like which yeah, you just you just you have no idea how it works
[00:51:22] Yeah, and then I remember the first time I actually got like high for it because you just get like I get like buzzed
[00:51:27] Yeah, like a little bit high and like thinking like oh, yeah, I'm high or whatever
[00:51:32] And then the first time you get too high we were like I'm fucked up. Yeah, you're like what the fuck is going on
[00:51:38] Yeah, it was terrifying. Of course. I got highest fuck the first time I smoked weed
[00:51:43] And I got high and then it was it was before uh soccer practice
[00:51:49] And damn your boy was just having a good our coaches is fucking
[00:51:52] Having divorced a man named sandy that no one respected. We just told him to shut up when he tried to make us to run laps
[00:51:59] Sandy's stoned his father sandy is such a bitch ass name for the fucking
[00:52:03] Man named sandy with a mustache. Yeah, that was the dad's name on the oc
[00:52:09] Do you remember that show respect a man named sandy
[00:52:12] Do you remember that showed your watch that never watched the oc the oc
[00:52:16] The fox had a good lineup back then. I think it was at that they had arrested development
[00:52:23] That it's a good show. I'd say that's a good show. I never saw it. Yeah, it was that lady misha something is in that
[00:52:30] Yeah, she was hot. She was hot. I wonder remember her wonder if she's dead now
[00:52:35] Is she I don't know I think you're thinking of britney murphy. I am thinking misha barden, right?
[00:52:43] Misha barden. I believe she was the voice of luen
[00:52:46] In one of the hottest cartoons. Wow misha barden is only 34 years old. How is that?
[00:52:51] Are you serious? Yeah, how is that even remotely possible?
[00:52:56] Maybe we should get top from her since she's age appropriate. Uh, she looks disgusting
[00:53:04] Your cancel bitch don't even try and give us your pussy
[00:53:09] Don't even try it. We don't want your pussy bitch
[00:53:12] Mm-hmm. What did disgusting pussy alert a perez hilton dude amisha barden
[00:53:19] Did he do something fucked up? I don't know what did he do
[00:53:23] We'll be weird if he committed straight rape even though he's gay
[00:53:29] I think we can all agree. That's what that would be weird
[00:53:40] Yeah, I don't remember I remember misha she had big ass eyes, but not big titties, but nothing wrong with that
[00:53:51] Misha wait. No, I'm thinking of somebody else. I'm not taking a misha misha horny for pussy
[00:54:01] Misha come let me let me get some top who else was in that fucking show
[00:54:10] Some other hot girl was in that show honestly, I'm definitely I'm gonna sling it over to misha. No problem
[00:54:17] She looks a little thicker now, which I respect
[00:54:20] She was a little tooth skinny for me in the oc days. Yeah
[00:54:25] There was some other bitches big eyes. They should redo the oc, but it's about ocean city. Oh, yeah
[00:54:36] Yeah, you should sit in here. I'll come back to get my fucking dick soft
[00:54:42] I'm sitting I have in sex with sex traffic you sex traffic to crayon girls. They're working
[00:54:51] Yeah, but you crayonians five bucks to sock me off underneath the boardwalk at mr. Docs
[00:55:08] They stopped playing with me ox and it came over here, bitch. I gave you 45 dollars
[00:55:12] You about to suck me off. What should I watch dude? What are other? What are some other movies? You got to watch Becky
[00:55:19] Becky okay. Yeah, anything that's the kevin james movie
[00:55:22] I looked at the top grossing movies of 2019 and they're all like baby movies and then marble shit
[00:55:28] Yeah, there's like three different fucking superhero movies a newish movie. It's not even super new
[00:55:34] You see hell or high water. Did we talk about I did. Yeah, I got it on DVD
[00:55:39] Nevermind. Yeah, that's the thing is like I do watch movies every like new releases, but I'll only watch like the best move
[00:55:45] I'll be like one or two movies a year that I'll watch
[00:55:47] Yeah, I watch for the first time I watched I only watched the best movies
[00:55:54] I only watched the best feature films the best features with the most wonderful young gentlemen in them
[00:56:01] Avengers in game lion king frozen to spider-man far from home captain marvel joker star wars
[00:56:12] Are you fucking kidding me? Those are the top 10 highest grossing films of 2019 damn?
[00:56:17] What about the top what about we got to go down to 2030 for a
[00:56:21] Well, how long do we have to go for an actually good movie? That's an interesting question. You know, I have no
[00:56:27] City on em straight. Yeah, and I was under the impression the captain marvel did not make any money
[00:56:33] What were people saying? It looks like it was just your you were you thought you thought the world in your your hopes aligned
[00:56:45] Which was captain man captain does that piss you off? No?
[00:56:49] Yeah, it does now that we live in a joker world
[00:56:56] It is true. I tried rewatching joker at home and it wasn't it didn't do it for me
[00:57:02] Yeah, I told you guys were sucking it off big. I'm the only history once again has vindicated me as one
[00:57:08] I still think it's I don't think it's bad. I just like didn't it's not doing it. It was just fine
[00:57:15] And see I'm speaking as a guy who likes a marvel movie to just get fucked up and watch
[00:57:19] Well, you were going off about how it sucks. It looks stupid. It was good. You were saying act
[00:57:24] It was it's it was just an okay a fun movie
[00:57:28] It's fun. Yeah, I mean, it's like what I don't but it's just it's just king of comedy and taxi driver and then it's joker
[00:57:43] But you know, it's no thoracana. You know what I'm thinking about nesley flips
[00:57:49] Okay, mm-hmm. What do they have the black face of pretzels?
[00:57:53] Oh, fuck dude anything. Oh my god a flip. I can't yes. That's my favorite shit
[00:58:00] Yeah, that's my go that's one of my go-tos when I'm getting fucked up. Yeah with the Z flips flips
[00:58:10] Then they got birthday cake nesley flip shit
[00:58:14] Shit, what are you doing to me right now?
[00:58:16] Why is that okay? Why is it okay for almonds and pretzels to do blackface?
[00:58:20] But the president of Canada isn't allowed there such a good point
[00:58:24] Did you see that guy in Toronto that went to the protest with the in blackface?
[00:58:28] He was in blackface. Yeah, some guy they don't have guns there the most the violent thing they have is blackface
[00:58:35] So some guy went to the black lives matter protest
[00:58:39] Oh, like to troll them or was do you think he was an ally?
[00:58:43] Uh to troll them, but he got arrested because that's illegal in Canada
[00:58:47] It's it's something that the president has done multiple times and barely apologized for
[00:58:56] They called it true doze law justice law. Yeah, you can't do blackface anymore. You're going to jail. Yeah
[00:59:05] Nathan Phillips square it's named after the indian from the uh
[00:59:12] The event showed up to the event that Nathan Phillips square that was that guy's name, right?
[00:59:18] I don't fucking know. I don't retain a lot of information man
[00:59:22] I know about nestle flips. I don't mean are they flips? No, I don't think they're nestle
[00:59:27] It's really called that it's really called Nathan Phillips square. Is that the guy's name?
[00:59:31] Yeah, that's the guy from the said indian guy from the fucking
[00:59:37] They got caramel sea salt ones and white fudge it was from my Vietnam times
[00:59:43] He was told to leave the man claimed he was not trying to be disruptive despite his highly offensive appearance
[00:59:51] He was not trying to be disruptive. Yeah, that's awesome. He was arrested for breach of the peace and charged
[00:59:59] What a kind of stupid fucking Canadian law is that
[01:00:03] That's what I'm saying. I'm not preaching of the peace in charge
[01:00:09] I don't know. I'm looking up where the closest
[01:00:16] It has birthday cake flips is you might have to get those
[01:00:20] Operation operation dumbbow drop to your house
[01:00:25] Damn they got the milk chocolate ones all over but the oh
[01:00:29] They got the milk chocolate ones all over a story, but the birthday cake one is on
[01:00:33] It marketplace on 6 17 5th avenue and super fresh in bay ridge. Yeah, I was just down in bay ridge
[01:00:40] Really? Yeah, I went to cost go and then there was like an hour line
[01:00:43] So I got pissed off so I just drove the bay ridge and sat in my car on a parking lot and then came home
[01:00:48] You just parked and took in the bay ridge vibes dude. I love bay ridge
[01:00:53] Very cool. Why don't you get a house there? It's too expensive. Yeah, it's too expensive
[01:00:57] And then it's like that fucking that drive on
[01:01:01] 278 look it take the bqe from there is brutal
[01:01:04] Not really now once you get to the where you get to like
[01:01:09] Where it splits off and you can either take the battery parking yeah or 278
[01:01:14] The traffic there's a fucking nightmare always
[01:01:17] Mm, and it's gonna be even worse once this shit once we were in phase one
[01:01:21] It is so funny that they're trying to do this phase thing
[01:01:24] There's like pictures of new york with like
[01:01:32] And they're like restaurants will be open for takeout service
[01:01:37] And the curves I think you can sit outside now
[01:01:42] Yeah, I mean I think that's the move they should just fucking open it back up
[01:01:47] Yeah, I guess yeah, I still don't want to be I don't want to be crowded. I don't want to be indoors with a bunch of motherfuckers
[01:01:52] Yeah, but I'll be outside. I guess mark wallberg's getting canceled
[01:02:00] Yeah, but because he said he said black lives matter on social media
[01:02:05] Like but this happened days ago and it's of course like I felt like everyone already kind of knew about the hate crimes
[01:02:10] But now yeah, but that's how Cosby was too. We all thought so, but it was I guess not really yeah
[01:02:15] But it's not like Cosby had a section on his wikipedia that said like numerous rapes rape
[01:02:21] You know, it's not like fucking Cosby would go on fucking inside the actor's studio and be like
[01:02:26] Yeah, you know back in the 60s. I raped a lot of women
[01:02:32] It was different then and uh now I think that there's not such a good thing
[01:02:39] It's not so good. It's not the best thing that you could do but if we gotta have sex
[01:02:45] So she won't be watching a while. I'm doing me what every watching a while. I still have sex
[01:02:51] If you want to fuck a woman that she won't let her report a god do her head
[01:03:09] Very interesting and that prepared you for ghost dad you put the gun in the pussy and the bill and a drink
[01:03:17] And you mix the balls up or what do you get?
[01:03:21] Okay, thank you bill. That's you answered the question
[01:03:24] Thank you here on inside of the actors pussy and I am fucking Scarlett Johansson as we speak
[01:03:33] Yeah, that's you're doing a good job James
[01:03:36] Am I raping correctly bill? That's how you do it. They've got a knock down on the pills
[01:03:45] as James lifted his rape ex-carlajouettes
[01:03:59] Yeah, they did some crazy stuff on that show
[01:04:02] They did some wacky stuff brother. I'll tell you they're truly a bunch of nut jobs on there
[01:04:09] They were they got nutty over there with the whole
[01:04:19] James Lipton I think so imagine that being raised in in the empire of iced tea
[01:04:27] Just coming from the world's most prestigious iced tea family
[01:04:29] Is he is he an heir to the Lipton fat fortune? I have no idea
[01:04:34] But that would be awesome. I want was that rich. I wouldn't do shit something different
[01:04:39] With my life. I don't want to settle pink lemonade
[01:04:44] Yeah, he said he would have he just died. Oh did he? Yeah
[01:04:58] Damn his dad apparently was a beat poet who got who got who had four wives damn Lawrence Lipton got pussy. Yeah
[01:05:07] Lipton was born in Loets poldland the son of rosin Abraham lip shits
[01:05:14] He immigrated to the United States and settled Lipton's is such a funny name
[01:05:20] Lipton began his career as a graphic artist and won an award for his illustration of a version of the hagada
[01:05:27] And who gives a shit it sounds gay. Yeah
[01:05:34] Yeah, he had he was married to dorothy omansky Betty Weinberg
[01:05:40] Oh, it's not a guy. It's a woman named craig. It's a woman
[01:05:52] I would want I would want to fuck a woman named craig. She would have to be hot
[01:05:55] But the idea of getting craig's pussy. Oh craig. Let me get some head craig. I love you craig. Suck my dick crag
[01:06:07] Yeah, oh hell yeah craig you got the best pussy
[01:06:12] Yeah craig's got some fire pussy craig's got such good pussy. That's so awesome. Yeah
[01:06:25] The fuck craig rice. That's awesome, dude
[01:06:28] I'm trying to get head from a woman named craig. I'm trying to get a head from a woman named Larry
[01:06:34] craig rice looks like somebody. I'm trying to place it
[01:06:37] I'm looking at the picture now. Yeah, she looks she's hot
[01:06:51] You'd recognize me if you saw her. She she's a mystery now. She's pretty hot. She looks like mark either mark Margolis or
[01:07:01] There was a comic in DC and Baltimore. Oh, I guess she kind of looks like Mark Margolis. Remember the other Eric Myers
[01:07:14] One we should know but there was another Eric Myers. Yes. I do remember that guy. Yeah, she looks like she does look like him
[01:07:22] I think he changed his name to Eric something else. Yeah, no, but you know what she does look like him
[01:07:26] But she also she looks like a hot lady version of him
[01:07:30] Sure, well she looks like mark Margolis
[01:07:34] But I would get pussy from mark if she if he looked like Craig Craig
[01:07:40] Craig who James lived his father fucked. Yeah
[01:07:43] Did I ever tell you about the time I got Craig with pussy
[01:07:49] Did I ever tell you about when I was at his mom
[01:07:56] No, he was his mom was Betty Weinberg. I'm sorry anyways
[01:08:00] You guys can look all this stuff up on your own later if you want to check it out after you show
[01:08:05] James lived his father got head from cramp from someone named Craig
[01:08:09] And we're getting ready to open phase one phase three is when they let you start doing podcasts in person again
[01:08:16] Can't wait for phase three. Yeah, I think Adam comes back this week. I don't know if he's coming back. Yep. I don't know if he's uh
[01:08:25] Coming back to this show, but he's definitely coming back to New York
[01:08:27] He might be Adam likes to get in the mix. It's up to him. I mean, yeah
[01:08:34] People will be back though. Yeah, I mean, he'll obviously have to
[01:08:37] Reearn his spot on the show. Oh, of course. Yeah, you know, you don't listen
[01:08:41] He'll start calling in he'll start calling in and if his contributions are good enough
[01:08:46] We'll get more airtime day after day man stuff are gonna get little tables with X's on the front
[01:09:00] We should honestly do so you think you should you can podcast dude
[01:09:03] That would be an incredible way for us to do a live show without doing with doing even less than we do now
[01:09:10] All these fucking assholes take turns trying to riff with us
[01:09:13] And we just give them X's and we do that for an hour and a half and they fucking pay $20 to see it
[01:09:18] That's cool. We should do a shark tank for podcast. We need to do that's one. Okay
[01:09:23] I've never won every time we go we talk about going on the road none of us really want to do live podcast or gay
[01:09:31] That is the way around the brother that we don't even work at all
[01:09:35] We just fucking shit on them for an hour
[01:09:38] And then go get fucked up and eat like at the best restaurant is whatever fucking city we're in and we're Andy Jackson's on it for some reason
[01:09:47] Yeah, Adam is one of the contestants every time and and Randy is the third
[01:09:54] What is Randy Jackson up to I think he's back in journey
[01:10:00] Damn, he's such a weird looking guy. I know damn my armpits smell like fucking onions right now
[01:10:05] Yeah, well, you should go take care of that. I'm gonna make some eggs here. I love it
[01:10:18] Friday. I'm doing another stop yourselves your problems. You can find them on youtube
[01:10:22] And i'm going to do a another fundraiser stream at 5 30 pm today. So in an hour and 20 minutes
[01:10:33] Accidentally ate all the money from the land. I didn't eat any of the money. It has all gone to
[01:10:38] Worthy causes none of it has been ingested by me
[01:10:41] Uh, but we've almost raised 13 000 bucks. So if we get to 15 that would be some hard-dicks shit
[01:10:47] Anyway, i'm going to be playing grand theft auto at 5 30 pm
[01:10:51] Um, so it's come through do it check it out
[01:10:54] All right twitch.com. Bye. All right. Bye